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You were trying to figure out
WTF.
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with your BFFs
the other day...
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-You guys ever sexted?
-No
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All the times.
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-Do you really?
-Daily.
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I'm a bit surprised at you,
Squirrely Dan.
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It's all above water,
I assure's you.
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I'm on a telephone application's
called Bumble.
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It's kind of like Tinder
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except only the women's
can initiate conversations.
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So, what, they just message you
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up on your telephone
to sex talk?
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Sex text. Correct.
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Terrific.
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I think I've been sexting
with a gal, but not too sure.
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Well, what did she sext ya?
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LOL.
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What did you sext her
directly before that?
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Well, I asked her if
she wanted to go on a date.
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That's not sexting.
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-Sure's it is.
-No, it isn't.
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Dary asked a gal
to go on the date
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and she texted back LOL's.
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Yes, so it appears as though
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that's what went down,
Squirrely Dan.
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Well, that means,
"Lots of love".
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-No it doesn't.
-Sure's it does.
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No it doesn't. LOL means,
"Laughing out loud".
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So?
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So one of two things,
super chief.
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Number A, she thinks
the very thought
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of going
on a date with you is laughable.
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Or number B, the fact that
you'd think
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she'd want to go
on a date with you is laughable.
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Either way you're hooped.
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So?
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So she's laughing at you, bud.
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So it's...not sexting?
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Figure it out.
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Maybe she meant, "Lots of load".
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You wanna know what?
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That's the problem
with sexting
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and texting
or technology in general.
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The world needs less Facebook
and more face-to-face.
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More than a bit
fuckin' embarrassing,
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we're all sitting around here
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trying decipher what
three letters might mean.
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I'm sensing a bit
of hostility here, big shoots.
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Wanna know how my Uncle Ed
met my Aunt Mary?
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Walked right up to her,
like a sock hop.
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Told her
he thought she was pretty.
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Uncle Eddie's was a legend.
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Aunt Marian, too.
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Then he asked her if she
wanted to dance with him.
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Like, if she wanted to twist.
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I bet you he swing-danced her.
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(SNICKERING)
Before he ballroomed 'er.
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And she walks over to her
gal pals and they're all saying,
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"How about the balls
on this sailor.
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Walks right up to a pretty girl
like you asking for a twist."
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Of course they're all
green with envy
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because no one's
asked them to twist.
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That sounds like
Uncle Eddie's all right.
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Yeah, sounds like par for
the course for Uncle Eddie.
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Don't you think it ends there.
It doesn't.
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Guess who walks into the
sock hop like he owns the place?
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Elvis Presley.
King of rock 'n' roll.
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Walks right up to Aunt Mary
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and says he ain't nothin'
but a hound dog.
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Oh. Tight spot
for Uncle Eddie's.
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What did Uncle Eddie do?
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Uncle Eddie? Walks right over
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to the King of Rock 'n' Roll
and puts him on his ass.
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-Wow.
-Uncle Eddie.
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Next thing you know, in walks
the Rat Pack
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with Chuck Berry
and the Beach Boys
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who hadn't broken yet but were
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making a name for themselves
as California street toughs.
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Guess what...
all good buddies with Elvis.
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-No.
-He's a goner. Gotta be.
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Think again.
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Uncle Eddie gets a tap
on his shoulder,
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a voice says to him he says,
"Hey, kid. Need a hand?"
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Guess who?
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You ever heard of Johnny Cash?
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Well, now
you're spinning's a yarn.
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The Man In Black himself?
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You better believe
it's the Man In Black.
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He's with his good pals
John Wayne and James Brown
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who don't take shit off anybody.
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Everybody knows that.
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You gonna throw hands
at James Brown,
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I'm sorry you're a goner.
Everybody knows that.
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But they're still outnumbered.
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So guess who shimmies over
in a real bad mood?
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Who?
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Little Richard. Gotta be.
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Hey, you better fuckin' believe
it's Little Richard.
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He's with his good pal
Bing Crosby.
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That's Pre-White Christmas
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when he was still on
the bottle and a nasty drunk.
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So you know it's on now.
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Number one selling albums
of all-times, White Christmas.
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Uh, that's
Pre -White Christmas. Look out.
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So fuckin' Buddy Holly
walks over
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and Bertuzzi's
Uncle Eddie, right?
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Next thing you know,
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Ray Charles has got
Buddy Holly in a rear naked.
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Buddy Holly's tappin',
Ray Charles says,
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"No way.
It's not how this ends."
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Cash is over there
arm-barring Sinatra.
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Sammy Davis Jr. switched sides
halfway through the fight,
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he's got Dean Martin
in an Omoplata.
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Well, where's Uncle Eddie?
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Well, what's he gonna do?
He's gotta do something.
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Uncle Eddie's
freshly transitioned
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from a triangle choke
in favor of a full mount.
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He's got Brian Wilson down
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ready to serve the final blow
and someone catches his fist.
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Guess who?
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Johnny Cash.
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Says, "Hey, kid.
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We got this from here.
Go get your girl."
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Uncle Eddie gets up,
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John Wayne gives him
a tap on the butt
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like they're old
locker room pals.
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Well,
what's Aunt Marion's doing?
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Did he go over to her?
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Tell you what.
She went to him, okay.
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He scoops her up in his arms,
fireman carries her out of there
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to applause
from the sock hoppers
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who clear a path for them.
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Takes her for
a fuckin' milkshake.
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Like a real man.
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-Wow.
-Uncle Eddie.
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So next time you're
thinking about texting a girl
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to ask her out on a date,
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I want you to stop and think.
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About what?
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About the glory
you're leaving on the table.
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(PHONE BUZZING)
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Hey, it's her.
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Well, what she says?
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(READING) New phone. Who this?
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LOL.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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And that's why I never drink
out of Gino Reda's mug again.
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These sheets are just jibber...
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Oh, hi.
Welcome to Sports Centre.
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I'm Dan, he's Jay.
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Hello, Dan.
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A homegrown feel-good story
to round out the program.
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Local hockey stars
Hudson and James Bay
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return from a stint in Europe
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to Letterkenny, Ontario...
to help their dad do hay.
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Now what's not to like
about that?
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Oh, boy.
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-Toolesy?
-Yeah.
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Letterkenny, Ontario.
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-Problem, Toolesy?
-No. No problem.
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Letterkenny, Ontario.
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Home of local hockey stars
Hudson and James Bay.
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Yeah. Yeah. You ever been
to Letterkenny, Jay?
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I've not had the pleasure, no.
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As you're aware by now,
I'm from Peterborough, Ontario.
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-Yes, I'm aware.
-Okay.
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You're familiar
with brawls in hockey.
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Yes, I'm familiar.
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Yeah,
they happen all the time.
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How about brawls in curling?
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That's a new one!
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Okay, that's what happened when
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Letterkenny's curling team
came to Peterborough.
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-A curling brawl?
-Yeah.
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A brawl at a curling match.
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You ever heard of
a cribbage brawl?
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More new territory...
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Yeah,
that's what happened routinely
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when members
of the Letterkenny Legion
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came and played
cribbage tournaments
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against members
of the Peterborough Legion.
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A cribbage brawl?
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Yeah. A brawl
at a cribbage tournament.
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Toolesy...
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You think I'm making
this crap up?
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So what are you
sayin' here, Toolesy?
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Okay, just if I were Hudson
and James Bay...
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Home to do hay.
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Yeah, yeah.
I'd be staying in Europe.
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Are you ready for this
old goat to make your day?
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Okay.
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Guess who's coming
to visit us this weekend?
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-No way.
-Way.
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-No way. For hay?
-For hay.
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-No way.
-All the way.
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-Who did they say?
-Well, they didn't, did they?
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Well, not yet anyway.
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So go ahead and say.
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James and Hudson.
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-Bay?
-Bay.
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James and Hudson Bay.
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-No way.
-Way.
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-Home to stay?
-Just for hay.
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You don't say.
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Well, you know, a little bit
of work,
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-little bit of play.
-Hooray.
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James and Hudson Bay.
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Hicks all the way.
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ALL: All the way.
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Oh, look. There's a stray.
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Those guys are LOL.
Legends of Letterkenny.
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Good workers, too.
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Well, they're great workers.
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They put away bales
with the best of them.
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Faster than a fox over a fence.
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James and Hudson Bay.
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You wanna know what?
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The brothers Bay home for hay
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is a chance for all of us
to come together
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and show 'em we're proud
in our own special way.
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So, stick with tradition?
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Well, you don't
fuck with tradition.
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Puppers and a pig roast
for the brothers Bay.
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Puppers and a pig.
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All right well, I'm gonna go
talk to Tanis about the pig.
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You get them
cheapest on the Rez.
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Okay, Katy. Okay.
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Okay, Dary. Okay.
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Okay, Dan. Okay.
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-Okay, stray.
-(CAT MEWING)
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But what are we gonna
call the party this year?
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-Hay Days.
-No.
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-A Bay in the Life.
-We're gettin' warmer.
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-Baywatch.
-Almost there.
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Wait!
Great day for Bay.
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-Yes.
-Yeah.
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Yup.
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ALL: Great Day for Bay.
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Will somebody help me
get that fuckin' stray?
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Oh, shit, it's gettin' away.
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Come on, yous two,
he just wants to play.
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Fuckin' beauties, boys.
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Beauties and beasts.
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The Brothers Bay.
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James and Hudson Bay.
Hockey players all the way.
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Bay-ooo-to-ful.
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Letterkenny Shamrocks
all-time leaders
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in points,
PIMS and plus/minus.
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Now they're playing in Europe.
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Imagine all the Amserdamsels
in Europe.
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Be wheelin' abroad all right.
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International ass.
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Getting their ass ports stamped.
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Oh, they're part of
the European Poonion now, buddy.
255
00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:09,150
Traveling through
Titaly for sure.
256
00:08:09,180 --> 00:08:10,580
Seeing all kind of Vati-cans.
257
00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:12,390
Nice mountains
in Titzerland, too.
258
00:08:12,420 --> 00:08:14,490
Hammerin' all the Croati-ass.
259
00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:16,290
Smashin' all that Romani-ass.
260
00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:18,290
Slam crushin'
all that Albani-ass.
261
00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:19,430
Oh, welcome to Bulge-aria.
262
00:08:19,460 --> 00:08:22,460
Yeah, the Brothers Bay,
hockey players all the way.
263
00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:25,300
All the way.
Droppin' mitts and suckin' tits.
264
00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:27,500
-Titty validity.
-Titty stupidity.
265
00:08:27,530 --> 00:08:29,440
-Home this weekend, buddy.
-Home this weekend, bro.
266
00:08:29,470 --> 00:08:31,070
Gotta do something epic.
267
00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:33,510
How are we going to top All Bay,
All Night from last year?
268
00:08:33,540 --> 00:08:36,580
Fuck! That drew more box
than an architect.
269
00:08:36,610 --> 00:08:37,480
They'll come up with something.
270
00:08:37,510 --> 00:08:39,450
Where there's a will
there's a Bay.
271
00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:41,110
Europe! Europe!
272
00:08:42,820 --> 00:08:47,350
Bay Brothers.
Egotistical egotesticles.
273
00:08:47,390 --> 00:08:48,750
Stewart! They're your family.
274
00:08:48,790 --> 00:08:50,360
-Questionable.
-Undeniable.
275
00:08:50,390 --> 00:08:51,360
Unverifiable.
276
00:08:51,390 --> 00:08:52,790
Stewart, they're your cousins.
277
00:08:52,830 --> 00:08:54,430
There's pictures of you
and the Bays
278
00:08:54,460 --> 00:08:55,460
together as kids
all over your house.
279
00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:57,600
-My mum's house.
-Well, you still live there.
280
00:08:57,630 --> 00:08:59,130
Roald...
281
00:08:59,170 --> 00:09:01,470
Stewart...it is verifiable.
282
00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:05,000
This is not a Bay Pride parade.
283
00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:07,940
Those Baystards never wanted
to hang out with me anyway.
284
00:09:07,970 --> 00:09:11,510
I'm nauseated by their
hokey hockey hickey shit.
285
00:09:11,540 --> 00:09:14,650
I do not want to spend more time
down by the Bay.
286
00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,650
-Where the watermelons...
-Grow up!
287
00:09:21,190 --> 00:09:23,490
Hi. What's your name?
288
00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:25,460
-Zack.
-Zack.
289
00:09:25,490 --> 00:09:27,960
-Russell Terrier.
-Zack Russell Terrier?
290
00:09:27,990 --> 00:09:29,400
Present.
291
00:09:29,430 --> 00:09:32,530
We're having a Bay-B-Q
this weekend,
292
00:09:32,570 --> 00:09:34,370
'cause the Bay brothers Bay
are coming home.
293
00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,570
James and Hudson.
Do you know them?
294
00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:38,400
-We're second cousins.
-Oh.
295
00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:40,040
Their uncle Cal
married my Aunt Sue.
296
00:09:40,070 --> 00:09:40,970
Oh, which one's a Bay?
297
00:09:41,010 --> 00:09:43,180
Aunt Sue was a Bay
before she was a Casa.
298
00:09:44,110 --> 00:09:45,850
So now she's Sue Casa?
299
00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:49,420
Married Calvin Garfield Casa.
Goes by Cal Gary.
300
00:09:49,450 --> 00:09:52,250
You might know their kids,
Sam and Ella.
301
00:09:52,290 --> 00:09:53,290
Salmonella?
302
00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:55,960
Yeah, Sam and Ella
have a half-brother Ty, as well.
303
00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:57,690
Ty Casa.
304
00:09:57,720 --> 00:10:00,390
I said half-brother.
His last name's Food.
305
00:10:00,430 --> 00:10:01,460
Ty Food?
306
00:10:02,030 --> 00:10:03,160
Present.
307
00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:04,330
Jesus.
308
00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:05,630
What's your name?
309
00:10:05,970 --> 00:10:07,030
Katy.
310
00:10:07,070 --> 00:10:07,970
Katy what?
311
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,070
Wait...you know my half brother,
Ash, right?
312
00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:13,410
-Ash who?
-Wednesday.
313
00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:15,540
-Ash Wednesday?
-Mm-Hmm, that's him.
314
00:10:15,580 --> 00:10:16,740
Hangs out with the Books.
315
00:10:16,780 --> 00:10:19,510
-The Books?
-Art and Mac.
316
00:10:19,550 --> 00:10:22,150
-Art Book and Mac Book?
-Yeah.
317
00:10:22,780 --> 00:10:23,950
Know them?
318
00:10:23,980 --> 00:10:25,350
Are you fucking with me?
319
00:10:25,380 --> 00:10:27,090
No!
320
00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:30,520
Zack Russell Terrier and Ty Food
ain't fuckin' with you.
321
00:10:32,290 --> 00:10:33,290
What's with the pig?
322
00:10:33,330 --> 00:10:35,130
The brothers Bay
are coming home this weekend,
323
00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:38,400
so Saturday we're going
to Bay Bash. Big Bay-B-Q.
324
00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:39,470
Oh, yeah? What's it called?
325
00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:41,630
Great Day for Bay.
326
00:10:41,670 --> 00:10:44,240
Nice.
Points for Bay Bash as well.
327
00:10:44,270 --> 00:10:45,470
It's too bad, though.
328
00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:46,640
What's too bad?
329
00:10:46,670 --> 00:10:47,610
Well, the Bay Brothers
330
00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:49,440
are coming to the Rez
on Saturday for a party.
331
00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:51,210
They're part native all the way.
332
00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:53,550
But, Great Day for Bay.
333
00:10:53,580 --> 00:10:56,620
Yeah but, we already got
$1,000 on fireworks.
334
00:10:56,650 --> 00:10:59,720
Thunder Bay. Saturday. Hmm?
335
00:11:01,250 --> 00:11:05,090
Hey, Zack Russell Terrier
and Ty Food are going to come.
336
00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,530
Maybe you'll come, too.
337
00:11:15,670 --> 00:11:18,240
-Hey.
-That's barley.
338
00:11:18,270 --> 00:11:19,240
-Okay.
-How are you now?
339
00:11:19,270 --> 00:11:21,470
You should stand down
on Great Day for Bay.
340
00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:23,110
What?
341
00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:24,580
The Bay Brothers are coming
to the Rez for Thunder Bay.
342
00:11:24,610 --> 00:11:25,340
They're part native all the way.
343
00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:27,180
They're full hick all the way.
344
00:11:27,210 --> 00:11:29,420
Plus we already purchased
the pig from your people.
345
00:11:29,450 --> 00:11:30,820
Yeah, but do you's
even know how to cook it?
346
00:11:30,850 --> 00:11:32,650
Throw it on a spit and rotate.
347
00:11:32,690 --> 00:11:33,920
Don't threaten me
with a good time.
348
00:11:33,950 --> 00:11:34,890
Okay.
349
00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:36,620
What about when you insert
the thermometer
350
00:11:36,660 --> 00:11:38,260
to check
the temperature inside?
351
00:11:38,290 --> 00:11:40,760
-What about it?
-I don't know. You tell me.
352
00:11:40,790 --> 00:11:42,630
Here's the scoop.
We've already planned the party.
353
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:45,000
Yeah, but we've already spent
$1,000 on fireworks.
354
00:11:45,030 --> 00:11:46,670
I don't want to see that
go up in smoke.
355
00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:47,830
-Up?
-(SHRUGGING)
356
00:11:47,870 --> 00:11:49,100
-What?
-Nothing. Go ahead.
357
00:11:49,140 --> 00:11:51,370
Keeping in mind that you once
burnt down the produce stand,
358
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,010
a lot has happened since then.
359
00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:55,170
The Brothers Bay home for hay
is the perfect opportunity
360
00:11:55,210 --> 00:11:57,780
for all of us to come together
and show them we're proud.
361
00:11:57,810 --> 00:12:01,710
So, we would like to invite
you and your friends here
362
00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:03,650
for Great Day for Bay.
363
00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:06,650
Or you can move your party
to the Rez for Thunder Bay.
364
00:12:06,690 --> 00:12:09,690
'Cause the Bay Brothers
are part native...all the way.
365
00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:11,990
They're full hick...
All the way.
366
00:12:12,730 --> 00:12:13,790
So...
367
00:12:15,930 --> 00:12:19,070
You trying to sneak a sunrise
past a rooster, Tanis?
368
00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:22,230
I don't know.
You're the one whose stuck between a cock and hard place.
369
00:12:22,270 --> 00:12:23,840
You a breast or thigh guy?
370
00:12:27,710 --> 00:12:29,640
-They're full hick.
-Correct.
371
00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:30,610
And only part native.
372
00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,210
(SHRUGGING)
Splittin' hairs, but yeah.
373
00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:34,880
-So we host.
-Fair.
374
00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:37,150
But the name...
375
00:12:37,180 --> 00:12:39,220
-Great Day for...
-Uh...
376
00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:40,550
-What?
-What?
377
00:12:40,590 --> 00:12:42,520
-Nothing. You go.
-How's this?
378
00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,220
Great Day for Thunder Bay.
379
00:12:44,260 --> 00:12:46,560
Great Day for Thunder Bay!
380
00:12:46,590 --> 00:12:47,990
Puppers, pigs and pyrotechnics.
381
00:12:48,030 --> 00:12:49,760
Puppers, pigs, pyrotechnics
and pepperettes.
382
00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:50,800
Perfect.
383
00:12:50,830 --> 00:12:53,670
-See you there, Wayne or shine.
-Good enough.
384
00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:56,040
There'll be fireworks,
just like old times.
385
00:12:56,070 --> 00:12:58,240
It's been a business doing
pleasure with you, Tanis.
386
00:12:58,270 --> 00:13:01,440
So, what about
that elusive girl of yours?
387
00:13:01,470 --> 00:13:02,580
She gonna show her face
for once?
388
00:13:02,610 --> 00:13:03,780
None of your beeswax.
389
00:13:03,810 --> 00:13:06,350
-People are talkin' you know.
-None of their beeswax.
390
00:13:06,380 --> 00:13:07,550
Doesn't bother you?
391
00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:11,780
Mind your beeswax, Tanis.
392
00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:14,820
Hmm . Later, boo.
393
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,630
We tried to come up
with our own party
394
00:13:26,670 --> 00:13:28,770
for the Bay Brothers, but...
395
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,370
You's are welcome
to come to our party.
396
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:31,740
Wanna know what?
The Brothers Bay home for hay
397
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,040
is a chance for all of us
398
00:13:33,070 --> 00:13:36,740
to come together
and show 'em we're proud.
399
00:13:36,780 --> 00:13:38,580
Yeah. We know. It was just...
400
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:39,910
Just that everyone keeps
401
00:13:39,950 --> 00:13:41,550
coming up with cool names
for their Bay parties
402
00:13:41,580 --> 00:13:44,480
and all we could come up with
was Bay There Delilah.
403
00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:46,120
Bay Jude was a runner up.
404
00:13:46,150 --> 00:13:48,220
And honorable mention,
Independence Bay.
405
00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:49,220
Yeah,
406
00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:51,290
Bay the Earth Stood Still
was also a contender.
407
00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:53,730
Shout out to Glory Bays.
408
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:56,100
But,
credit where credit's due...
409
00:13:56,130 --> 00:13:58,730
Great Day for Bay
cannot be beaten.
410
00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:01,930
So, we'd love to come
to your Bay-B-Q.
411
00:14:01,970 --> 00:14:04,570
We just told you
that you're invited.
412
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,110
Fuck, we just fuckin' said!
413
00:14:06,140 --> 00:14:07,840
You know what, the Brothers Bay
home for hay
414
00:14:07,870 --> 00:14:08,810
is a chance for all of us
415
00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:11,310
to come together
and show 'em we're proud.
416
00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:12,680
Nice.
417
00:14:12,710 --> 00:14:14,510
We're invited.
418
00:14:14,550 --> 00:14:15,650
-Sick, boys.
-Sick.
419
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:16,820
How can we help?
420
00:14:16,850 --> 00:14:18,650
Well, I haven't heard
form the Brothers Bay all day
421
00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:20,490
so safe to say
they're behind on hay.
422
00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:21,650
You should head on over.
423
00:14:21,690 --> 00:14:23,860
-Lend us a hand.
-Done.
424
00:14:23,890 --> 00:14:26,260
Just like liftin' hockey bags,
right boys?
425
00:14:26,290 --> 00:14:27,290
On par.
426
00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:28,790
Lift with your legs
not your back, right boys?
427
00:14:28,830 --> 00:14:30,030
Why don't you try both
428
00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:31,700
and see which one
works out betters for ya?
429
00:14:31,730 --> 00:14:32,930
You'll wanna throw on some pants
430
00:14:32,970 --> 00:14:34,800
or else
you carve your legs all up.
431
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,600
Bring some fuckin' Puppers too.
432
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:37,800
Pitter patter.
433
00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:40,610
-Not gonna do the pants, man.
-Yeah. Go get beer though.
434
00:14:44,910 --> 00:14:45,850
(CAR ENGINE STARTING)
435
00:14:48,850 --> 00:14:52,380
Yes, Stewart you can come
to Great Day for Bay.
436
00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:54,290
-Bay-arf.
-Pardon?
437
00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:55,290
Great day for barf.
438
00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:58,320
So I take it
you won't be coming here then.
439
00:14:58,360 --> 00:14:59,990
Oh, we'll be there.
440
00:15:00,030 --> 00:15:02,160
To laugh
at what losers they are.
441
00:15:02,190 --> 00:15:02,860
(LAUGHING)
442
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:05,160
Bring some fuckin' Puppers.
443
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,900
Yeah...
444
00:15:07,930 --> 00:15:09,800
Okay, cool. Bye.
445
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:15,010
They never wanted
to hang out with me anyway.
446
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,840
Time to make those idiots Bay.
447
00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:19,140
What does that mean?
448
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,880
The expression is,
"make them pay".
449
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:25,180
I replaced their last name
to be clever.
450
00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:29,720
Oh. Oh yeah, I know.
That's super...super clever.
451
00:15:30,420 --> 00:15:32,690
You try!
452
00:15:32,730 --> 00:15:38,860
Okay. Uh, go ahead, make my Bay!
453
00:15:40,730 --> 00:15:42,400
Satisfactory.
454
00:15:42,430 --> 00:15:44,500
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
455
00:15:58,220 --> 00:15:59,550
What's up?
456
00:15:59,590 --> 00:16:00,450
How're you now?
457
00:16:00,490 --> 00:16:01,690
Smokin' darts
and breakin' hearts.
458
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,920
-You bring the fireworks?
-That was the deal wasn't it?
459
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,720
-Can confirm.
-She here?
460
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,490
Have a fuckin' Puppers.
461
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,900
Hey. You wanna see the pig?
462
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:16,040
Solid opening.
463
00:16:16,070 --> 00:16:18,070
I checked
and it's my cousin Ed who knows you.
464
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,910
-Oh, Ed who?
-Ed Monton.
465
00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:23,080
Yeah. Yeah.
He's friends with my buddy Mike.
466
00:16:23,110 --> 00:16:24,880
-Which Mike?
-Check.
467
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:26,410
For sure.
468
00:16:26,450 --> 00:16:28,280
Ed Monton was Mike Check's
best man at his wedding.
469
00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:29,880
Told you they weren't
fuckin' with you.
470
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,850
Fuckin' babes, eh?
471
00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:36,590
Great Day
for Thunder Bay, eh boys?
472
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:37,560
Judging by your arms,
473
00:16:37,590 --> 00:16:38,460
doesn't like it was
that good of a day.
474
00:16:38,490 --> 00:16:40,730
Super great day
for Thunder Bay, boys.
475
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,160
Got an inside look at hick life.
476
00:16:42,190 --> 00:16:44,330
Feels pretty good
to do some hard labor.
477
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,930
-Beats the fuckin' gym.
-Yeah, gym fuckin' sucks, boys.
478
00:16:46,970 --> 00:16:48,970
Well, next time you'll know
to wear long sleeves and pants.
479
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,400
Where's the Bays?
480
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,000
Well,
according to their parents...
481
00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:53,170
-George Ian?
-Fanny's?
482
00:16:53,210 --> 00:16:54,370
George Ian Bay and Fanny Bay
483
00:16:54,410 --> 00:16:56,910
said Hudson and James Bay
went into town for a meeting.
484
00:16:56,940 --> 00:16:57,740
A meeting?
485
00:16:57,780 --> 00:16:59,110
Well, according to
George Ian Bay.
486
00:16:59,140 --> 00:17:00,180
Fanny Bay said she couldn't
487
00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:02,580
get a hold of James
or Hudson Bay all afternoon.
488
00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:03,720
You know what, buddy?
489
00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:05,820
I haven't been able to get
a hold of Big City Slams
490
00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:07,350
all afternoon either, buddy.
491
00:17:07,390 --> 00:17:09,250
Hey, you boys seen
those two gym babes?
492
00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:11,820
You know,
the two babes from the gym.
493
00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:12,860
Are they here?
494
00:17:12,890 --> 00:17:13,990
Don't think so boys.
495
00:17:14,030 --> 00:17:16,630
Couldn't get a hold
of those babes all afternoon.
496
00:17:19,030 --> 00:17:20,830
CROWD: It's them. It's them.
497
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:24,640
(CROWD CHEERING)
498
00:17:28,170 --> 00:17:32,040
Well, Great Day for Thunder Bay,
fellows.
499
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:35,010
(CHEERING)
500
00:17:35,050 --> 00:17:36,980
-Welcome home.
-Thanks Wayne.
501
00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:38,320
-Welcome home.
-Thanks Wayne.
502
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:40,990
Brothers Bay home for hay
is a chance for us
503
00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:42,890
to show you guys
how proud we are of you.
504
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:43,790
Thanks Katy.
505
00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:46,190
You guys made it
all the way to Europe.
506
00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:49,130
Welcome home, Hudson.
Got to tell us all about Europe.
507
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,500
Welcome home, James.
Got to tell us all about Europe.
508
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:52,630
We will. We will.
509
00:17:54,670 --> 00:17:57,970
In keeping with tradition
as promised, Puppers and pig.
510
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,010
And pyrotechnics this year, too.
511
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,140
Welcome home, pussies.
512
00:18:02,170 --> 00:18:03,180
-Thanks, Tanis.
-Thanks, Tanis.
513
00:18:03,210 --> 00:18:06,710
But say, what were you guys
doin' all day?
514
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:08,150
BOTH: We had a meeting.
515
00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:10,980
Meeting?
Let's call a bay of pigs.
516
00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:12,350
There's that gym babe.
517
00:18:13,090 --> 00:18:15,090
There's that other gym babe.
518
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:16,390
More like Guantanamo Bay.
519
00:18:16,420 --> 00:18:19,060
'Cause I didn't know whether
we were gonna get out alive.
520
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,360
Hey, it's Big City Slams.
521
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,030
Felt like I was on
Bays of Our Lives
522
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,770
'cause there were
so many storylines
523
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,170
going on all at once.
524
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,200
Big City Slams 2, boys.
525
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,570
I don't even know
what Bay it is.
526
00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:35,370
ALL: Angie.
527
00:18:35,410 --> 00:18:37,240
Never thought I'd be
into Bay sex.
528
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,280
Thanks for
the Bay City Roll, boys.
529
00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:41,910
I'll be your Bay-once any day.
530
00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:45,520
Well...
531
00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:48,950
LOL.
532
00:18:48,990 --> 00:18:51,590
(EVERYBODY LAUGHING)
533
00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:53,030
Is Stewart here?
534
00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:58,900
-Hudson?
-Stewart.
535
00:18:58,930 --> 00:18:59,930
-James.
-Stewart.
536
00:18:59,970 --> 00:19:01,870
Can we finally hang out?
537
00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:02,970
Hang out?
538
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,970
Let's have a fuckin' Puppers.
539
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,370
I'd love a fucking Puppers.
540
00:19:08,570 --> 00:19:11,140
I just always figured
you didn't want to.
541
00:19:11,180 --> 00:19:14,410
You know, the whole
hicks versus skids thing.
542
00:19:14,450 --> 00:19:16,480
They're hockey players
all the way, boys.
543
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,220
Part native
all the way, too, boys
544
00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:20,190
-We're family.
-All the way.
545
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:22,960
You guys do rips?
546
00:19:22,990 --> 00:19:24,720
BOTH: Hard no.
547
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,230
-But do you rip Chel?
-'Cause we will rip Chel...
548
00:19:27,260 --> 00:19:29,260
-Oh, Stewart.
-Goddamn right I rip Chel.
549
00:19:29,290 --> 00:19:31,730
-You guys got rips?
-We got rips.
550
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:32,970
They'll do rips.
551
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,470
-No rips.
-But we'll rip Chel, boys.
552
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,500
Are you boys talking about what
I think you're talking about?
553
00:19:37,540 --> 00:19:39,740
-What if we are?
-I'm calling the cops.
554
00:19:39,770 --> 00:19:43,180
ALL: No...
555
00:19:43,210 --> 00:19:44,910
Just kidding. Do some rips.
556
00:19:44,940 --> 00:19:46,410
We're gonna need more rips.
557
00:19:46,450 --> 00:19:49,410
-I got rips.
-Then it's on. Chel.
558
00:19:49,450 --> 00:19:51,650
You god damn right, it's on.
559
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,820
-Chel.
-In rips.
560
00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:55,290
-Chel.
-In rips!
561
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,590
(ALL CHANTING)
Chel. In rips!
562
00:19:57,620 --> 00:19:59,830
Chel. In rips!
563
00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:02,060
Chel. In rips!
564
00:20:06,230 --> 00:20:08,270
(CHEERING)
565
00:20:09,230 --> 00:20:11,600
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
566
00:20:21,310 --> 00:20:23,650
Hats off to Tanis, boys.
567
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,120
She's certainly a great day
for Thunder Bay.
568
00:20:26,150 --> 00:20:28,250
Tanis has out done's herself.
569
00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:32,850
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