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You were chorin' with
your pals the other day.
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(BLOWING NOSE)
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- Don't be a fuckin' degen, Dary.
- What?
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Well, every time you snot rocket...
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Or farmer spit...
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You lick your lips after,
and it's fuckin' gross.
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You act like yous got it all
your damn self.
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I'm not a fuckin' snot licker,
that's for GD sure.
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The last time I checked,
nothin' up there that can't hurt me.
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Incorrect, big shooters.
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Snots is actually your body's
garbage removal system.
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When you breathe in,
your nose hairs collects
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all sorts of dusts and debris,
including bacterias and viruses.
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That's your body's way of
removing them from you.
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That's what snots is.
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Dust and debris and viruses and what?
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Figure it out.
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You're getting rid of that
dust and debris intranasallys
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and then you just takes it
right back in orally.
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Well, youse can both take it anally,
that's all I give a care about.
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You better settle down over there,
or I'm gonna come talk to you.
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- Speaking of taking things anallys...
- Moving on.
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- I gots a question.
- Nope.
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It's of the personal varietys.
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There's such a thing as
too much butt talk,
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and a fella oughta be
fuckin' aware of it.
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Well, youse guys are my friends.
I relys on you for counsel.
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I gots a problem and I need my friends.
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If a man asks for help, you help him.
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Pitter-patter.
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Youse guys remembers that gal
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- I took to the chip trucks last summer?
- Fuck's sake.
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(CHUCKLES )The one who put
her finger in your bum?
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- Mind your fuckin' beeswax, Dary.
- That's the one, Dary.
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It's impolite to kiss and tell, Dan.
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Well, I knows it's impolites
to kiss and tells,
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- but...
- No butts.
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Actually, this involves
a significant butt.
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Hers or yours?
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I'm gonna take a fuckin' migraine here.
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Anyways,
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she was askings me about...
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Performings the anal sex on her.
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Youse guys...
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Youse guys ever do that?
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You ever...
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Takes the dirt road home?
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- No.
- No.
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Well, Professor Tricia from
my women's studies group,
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she says it's quite commons to...
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Enter through the back door. Uh...
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Mind you she didn't stress
whethers that was naturals...
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Well, but, like I've been
told, that where vagina sex
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is like a total encasing
of the penis, like...
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Like sticking a hot dog inside a pogo,
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and then like, anal sex is a
partial encasing of the penis,
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so it'd be more like
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putting a hot dog in a beer bottle.
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- Waynes?
- No.
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- Dary?
- The answer's still no.
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But I have been told
the same thing as Dary,
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that whereas vagina sex provides
stimulation of the entire penis,
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like a sausage inside a burrito,
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but bum sex provides
stimulation only from like...
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Well, like the rim of the butt hole
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rather than inside the butt hole also.
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So, what you're sayings is,
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it's less like going inside
this Long John Silvers here,
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and more like going inside
this honey cruller here.
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Correct. It's less like going
inside this loaf of bread...
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And more like going inside this bagel.
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- Waynes?
- No.
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- Dary?
- Answer's still no.
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But I have been told that it's less like
going inside this wheel of Brie cheese
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and more like going inside
this piece of Swiss cheese.
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Oh, I love Swiss cheese.
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I love honey crullers.
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You don't like bagels.
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Nope.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Subtitle by peritta
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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
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(SIGHS) I need to borrow
your truck, big brother.
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- What for?
- To take these two back to the city.
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- For good?
- Yeah.
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(KEYS RATTLE)
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Why youse taking them back
to the city, Katy?
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Why don't you ask them?
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Okay. Shep. Kingsley,
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why is Katy's taking you backs
to the citys?
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Probably 'cause
we're big fat tubs of lard.
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It's 'cause we're too tubby.
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Does that answer your question, Dan?
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Gotcha.
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If I was a supporting character
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in a Tom Hanks movie,
I'd be Tubba Gump.
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Oh, sure, sure.
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And if youse were an early
Jake Gyllenhaal film,
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you'd be Tubble Boy.
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If I was a career resurrecting
Matthew McConaughey vehicle,
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- I'd be Dallas Buyers Tub.
- Exactly.
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And if you were an Original
NES two-player fighting game,
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you'd be Tubble-Dragon.
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I knew youse were tubble
when you walked in.
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Let's go.
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Don't forget to come back for
the opening of MoDean's 2.
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Let's get hammered, boys.
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Those is acceptable terms, Ms. Katy's.
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'Bout time we had some
sort of bar in this town.
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Gail called. She says she
needs a hand getting set up.
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Yeah. We gotta go past Jivin' Pete's
You-Brew-Too to pick up the kegs.
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Youse can do that without me.
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Mmm. What's Jivin' to do now?
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Besides hangin' out with
degens from up country?
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(GRUMBLES)
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Jivin's not really
a goods guy anymore, is he?
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Mmm, no. I wouldn't call
Jivin' a good guy anymore.
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Jivin' honked his horn at Katy
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when she was crossing
the street uptown.
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Jivin' shouldn't have done that.
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Jivin' laughed at her, too,
when she jumped.
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He scared her.
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- To be fair...
- To be fair...
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ALL: (SING-SONG) To be fair...
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Jivin's pals laughed, too.
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Jivin's pals shouldn't have done that.
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Jivin' and his pals thinks
so much of themselves
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they probably suck each other off.
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We'll go pick up the kegs from Jivin's.
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You want us to tell Jivin'
you're gonna come talk to him?
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You know how he feels about talkin's.
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He'll hear it from me.
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- 10-4, good buddy.
- Over and out.
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- (MUSIC PLAYING)
- Hey, girl.
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- Hey, boy.
- Superstar DJ.
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ALL: Hey. Here we go!
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- Who are you?
- Gae.
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So am I.
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I didn't ask what you were, girl.
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I didn't tell you what I am, boy.
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Who are you?
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- I'm Gae.
- So am I.
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No, you're not.
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(QUIVERING) That's exactly
what my father said to me.
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So you're in the business
of opening wounds, girl?
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Stop calling me girl, boy.
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- And what shall I call you?
- Gae.
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I'm the only gay in this crew!
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And I was born this way, Stewart!
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I support you, remember?
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Let me get this straight.
He's a homosexual?
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That's exactly what my mother
said to me.
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(CRYING) The exact same way.
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You will delete yourself
from this dwelling, girl.
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But not before you reveal your motive
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behind your vexations streak!
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- Fine.
- And after that, huh,
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you better bizzounce!
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My name is Gae.
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That's your name?
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Wow.
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And I thought Roald's parents
never gave him a chance...
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(SOBBING) They didn't...
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My parents banished me to
Letterkenny from the city
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to live with my aunt
because of poor behavior.
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- You're an outcast.
- I'm a deportee.
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- You're a vagrant.
- (WHISPERS) I'm in exile.
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(EXHALES) Arresting.
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Everyone here is some form of derelict.
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I will hear you out...
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Gae.
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ROALD: Dad... Yup. Still a homo...
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But you're the one who
named me after the author of
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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!
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- Listen up, you pilons.
- Grab a knee, plugs.
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All right.
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Now, I know you guys
may not want to hear this,
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but getting rid of that puck bunny
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is the first step towards
getting a W, boys.
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We'll introduce you to a couple
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of sporty little spices
down the road, boys.
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But I like that sporty little spice.
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BOTH: Pardon?
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Sorry. Sorry, man, my bad.
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Boomtown!
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But I like that sporty little spice!
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Okay.
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Well, you'd better learn to hate her
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because she's the reason we have
zero W's on the season, boys.
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- We need that W, boys.
- Gotta have that W, boys.
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Gotta want that W, boys.
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And the first step to getting it is...
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Beating your opponent mentally.
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Gotta get inside of his head, boys.
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Hockey is 90% mental, 10% skill.
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Unless you're a retired NHL
tough guy Basil McRae,
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who says hockey is 50% mental,
50% being mental.
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(SOFTLY) Still not sure
that's PC, buddy.
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No. Baz makes his
own rules, though, buddy.
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- Love Baz, bro.
- Baz for life, yo.
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(BOTH CLEAR THROAT)
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Now, the easiest way to get inside
your opponent's head, boys,
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is by chirping from the bench.
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Obviously, boys.
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Talk is for Schmelts, you little bitch.
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Do your talking on
the scoreboard, schmelts.
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- Oh. Oh, okay.
- Hmm...
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Have any of you guys been doing
any talking on the scoreboards lately?
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- Hey? Hmm?
- Nice stats, no stats.
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Fine, you little bitch.
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We'll try it your way, schmelts.
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BOTH: Good.
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Tonight, we will be taking you boys
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through chirping from the bench 101.
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- We can get this W, boys.
- We will get this W, boys.
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You're not gonna get this
W, boys, not by yourselves.
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But luckily for you pheasants,
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someone in this room has got some jam.
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Ready to meet
your new teammate? Come on!
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(WATER RUNNING)
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Look at this tour de force.
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This piece de resistance.
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This masterpiece.
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- Huh?
- (GRUNTING SOFTLY)
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Look at that hustle. Look at that jam.
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Multitasking, pheasants.
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Maxing every single second!
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That's how you get the W, boys.
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SHORESY: Well, fuck, boys,
I was already down here
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ripping ass whilst
figured I'd rip some raps.
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What the fuck are you
looking at, tit fucker?
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- Give your balls a tug.
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
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Fuck you, Reily. Fight me,
see what happens.
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Yeah, what's gonna happen, Shoresy?
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Three things, I hit you, you hit
the pavement, ambulance hits 60.
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That's the worst chirp I've ever heard
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in my entire life, Shoresy.
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That's my slow-learning
Mennonite uncle's favorite chirp.
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SHORESY: Yeah, it's your mom's
favorite chirp, too, buddy.
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Ask her, see what happens.
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Yeah? What's gonna happen, Shoresy?
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Three things, I hit you, you hit
the pavement, I fuck your mom again.
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Fuck you, Shoresy.
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Fuck you, Jonesy. Your mom
just liked my Instagram post
245
00:09:55,229 --> 00:09:57,142
from two years ago in Puerto Vallarta.
246
00:09:57,144 --> 00:10:00,069
Tell her I'll put my swim trunks
on for her anytime she likes.
247
00:10:00,231 --> 00:10:01,689
Fuck you, Shoresy!
248
00:10:01,691 --> 00:10:03,098
Fuck you, Reilly.
249
00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:05,297
Your mom keeps trying to slip
a finger in my bum,
250
00:10:05,299 --> 00:10:08,670
but I keep telling her I only let
Jonsey's mom do that, you fuckin' loser.
251
00:10:08,672 --> 00:10:11,149
My mom would never put
a finger in your bum!
252
00:10:11,150 --> 00:10:12,559
Mum's a fuckin' saint.
253
00:10:12,561 --> 00:10:15,662
Fuck your entire fuckin' life,
you piece of shit.
254
00:10:28,132 --> 00:10:29,194
Gail, how're ya now?
255
00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:31,008
- Good, 'an you?
- Not bad.
256
00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:34,008
ALL: To MoDean's 2!
257
00:10:36,801 --> 00:10:38,154
Ah.
258
00:10:38,155 --> 00:10:39,533
It's a hell of a space you got.
259
00:10:39,535 --> 00:10:40,740
Thanks for the help, boys.
260
00:10:40,742 --> 00:10:42,450
You're welcome, Gails.
261
00:10:42,614 --> 00:10:44,510
Wasn't Jivin' Pete supposed
to deliver those himself?
262
00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:46,260
- Yeah.
- What happened with that?
263
00:10:46,261 --> 00:10:48,885
My cousin said she seen him with
some degens from up country.
264
00:10:48,886 --> 00:10:50,313
(GROWLS)
265
00:10:50,315 --> 00:10:53,928
Anywho, Old Gail's all sorts
of jazzed about MoDean's 2.
266
00:10:53,929 --> 00:10:55,088
So are we, Gails.
267
00:10:55,090 --> 00:10:57,137
I'm so jazzed
I couldn't sleep last night.
268
00:10:57,138 --> 00:11:00,137
I was up flickin' more bean
than a Starbucks barista.
269
00:11:00,169 --> 00:11:01,935
- Good enough, Gail.
- I mean it.
270
00:11:01,937 --> 00:11:04,081
Handled more dime than a homeless man.
271
00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:06,326
- Where do these go?
- Back door...
272
00:11:06,327 --> 00:11:08,891
Where you know
you're always welcome, Wayne.
273
00:11:08,893 --> 00:11:11,349
- Okay.
- (OBJECT THUDS)
274
00:11:11,940 --> 00:11:13,356
There someone else here?
275
00:11:13,358 --> 00:11:15,558
Yeah. I hired a couple waitresses.
276
00:11:16,059 --> 00:11:18,017
(MUSIC PLAYING)
277
00:11:21,872 --> 00:11:24,413
Oh...
278
00:11:24,415 --> 00:11:26,718
Bonnie McMurray.
279
00:11:34,729 --> 00:11:38,854
I thought you said there
was two, uh, waitresses.
280
00:11:53,484 --> 00:11:55,519
- Glen?
- Wayne!
281
00:11:55,521 --> 00:11:56,645
(CHUCKLES) Well,
282
00:11:56,647 --> 00:11:58,784
I guess the kitten's out
of the clutch, again.
283
00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:00,577
Glen's back to waitressing.
284
00:12:00,579 --> 00:12:02,184
Well, you look...
285
00:12:03,652 --> 00:12:05,943
- Ordinary.
- (EXCLAIMS)
286
00:12:05,944 --> 00:12:07,512
Did you hear that?
That's some hot praise coming
287
00:12:07,513 --> 00:12:09,506
from Mr. Extraordinary. (CHUCKLES)
288
00:12:09,507 --> 00:12:10,819
Gave him a little makeover.
289
00:12:10,820 --> 00:12:12,382
Figured if you guys get some eye candy,
290
00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:14,974
old Gail is gonna help
herself to a fistful too.
291
00:12:14,976 --> 00:12:17,465
Mmm. Gail got me the Lasik so...
292
00:12:17,466 --> 00:12:18,466
(GROWLS)
293
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:20,970
BOTH: Hi, Bonnie.
294
00:12:20,972 --> 00:12:22,658
- Hi, Wayne.
- How're ya now?
295
00:12:22,660 --> 00:12:25,551
Bonnie, kegs are coming in,
so make sure the lines are clean.
296
00:12:25,552 --> 00:12:27,968
Glen, go throw some ice in the urinals.
297
00:12:27,969 --> 00:12:29,972
I know it's like a little
video game for you guys.
298
00:12:29,974 --> 00:12:31,431
Can confirm.
299
00:12:31,433 --> 00:12:32,533
BOTH: Bye, Bonnie.
300
00:12:32,535 --> 00:12:33,643
BOTH: Bye, Wayne.
301
00:12:33,691 --> 00:12:35,545
No, I was going to say it first.
302
00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:38,171
You don't want to go
toe-to-toe with me, darlin'
303
00:12:38,367 --> 00:12:39,679
Anyway, back to Jivin'.
304
00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:41,488
He's turned into
a bit of a tit, hasn't he?
305
00:12:41,490 --> 00:12:42,676
Yeah, his pals too.
306
00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:44,663
Well, if you've got something
to say about Jivin',
307
00:12:44,665 --> 00:12:45,914
you should say it to his face.
308
00:12:45,916 --> 00:12:48,055
Bad gas travels fast in a small town.
309
00:12:48,057 --> 00:12:50,556
You don't want him hearin'
that from somebody else.
310
00:12:50,557 --> 00:12:52,952
- It's dishonorable.
- It's a true story.
311
00:12:52,953 --> 00:12:55,202
Saddle up to the bar when you're done.
312
00:12:55,203 --> 00:12:58,088
I'll show my new Haitian taco.
313
00:12:58,090 --> 00:12:59,534
Well, I don't know
if that's foods or not,
314
00:12:59,535 --> 00:13:01,843
but if it is,
I'm lookin' forward to it.
315
00:13:01,845 --> 00:13:03,098
It's only for Wayne.
316
00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:05,371
Well, then I guess it's not foods.
317
00:13:05,372 --> 00:13:07,137
But I'm gonna pencil you
in for a chats, Gail,
318
00:13:07,138 --> 00:13:09,739
'cause Haitian tacos, that sounds
like we got something there.
319
00:13:12,717 --> 00:13:15,088
You guys remember when Jivin
was pissing down the hay mow
320
00:13:15,090 --> 00:13:17,270
and Alexander was climbing up
and he got a bit of pee in his mouth?
321
00:13:17,271 --> 00:13:18,969
Enough talk about Jivin'
322
00:13:18,971 --> 00:13:20,718
And then, you remember the same night
323
00:13:21,022 --> 00:13:23,626
Alexander fell face first
into the cow paddy
324
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:24,970
and got a bit of poop up nose?
325
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:27,633
That's pretty much par for
the course with Alexanders.
326
00:13:27,772 --> 00:13:29,564
So, what would you rather have then,
327
00:13:29,565 --> 00:13:31,973
a bit of pee in your mouth or
a bit of poop up your nose?
328
00:13:31,975 --> 00:13:33,157
Well...
329
00:13:34,041 --> 00:13:35,408
Well, fuckin' neither.
330
00:13:35,410 --> 00:13:36,422
Well,
331
00:13:36,423 --> 00:13:38,423
but it's hypothetical, it's a game.
It's called, "Would You Rather."
332
00:13:38,424 --> 00:13:40,772
So, you got to pick one or the
other is what you're saying.
333
00:13:40,774 --> 00:13:42,046
Yes. It's hypothetical.
334
00:13:42,047 --> 00:13:43,754
Kinda feels like you did pot.
335
00:13:43,755 --> 00:13:45,541
Well, how much pee's
are we talking about?
336
00:13:45,543 --> 00:13:46,834
Yeah, and how much poop?
337
00:13:46,836 --> 00:13:48,600
Okay, so if we're talking about,
338
00:13:48,602 --> 00:13:50,672
like an eyedropper, be like, mmm...
339
00:13:50,673 --> 00:13:53,698
Four or five drops of pee,
right in your mouth.
340
00:13:53,769 --> 00:13:57,061
Or, let's call it like,
341
00:13:57,382 --> 00:13:59,434
the end of the pinkie fingernail,
342
00:13:59,436 --> 00:14:01,512
full poop, up your nose.
343
00:14:01,905 --> 00:14:03,008
For the rest of your life.
344
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:05,070
Oh, so it's for the rest
of your fuckin' life now?
345
00:14:05,071 --> 00:14:07,571
Yeah. Would you rather have
346
00:14:07,572 --> 00:14:10,091
a bit of pee in your mouth,
or a bit of poop up nose?
347
00:14:11,011 --> 00:14:13,055
And you... You can't spits
the pee's out your mouth
348
00:14:13,057 --> 00:14:14,386
or blows the poops out of your nose?
349
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:17,493
Well, see, Dary would just lick it off
his lips after blowin' it out anyway.
350
00:14:17,495 --> 00:14:19,320
That's correct, Dan.
351
00:14:19,921 --> 00:14:21,879
I think I'd take the poops in my nose.
352
00:14:21,881 --> 00:14:23,947
But then you'd be smelling poop
for the rest of your life.
353
00:14:23,948 --> 00:14:25,533
And poop is potent, pal.
354
00:14:25,534 --> 00:14:27,116
Yeah, but if you had
pee's in your mouth
355
00:14:27,118 --> 00:14:29,263
and every time you takes
a bites of food, you...
356
00:14:29,264 --> 00:14:30,591
You're gonna be tasting pee's.
357
00:14:30,593 --> 00:14:33,239
Yeah. And you're gonna have
to swallow a bit of that pee
358
00:14:33,241 --> 00:14:34,616
with every time
you take a bite of food.
359
00:14:34,617 --> 00:14:36,866
Do you wanna know what,
I'd take the poop.
360
00:14:36,868 --> 00:14:38,036
Yes, I would take the poop.
361
00:14:38,038 --> 00:14:40,613
Well, there's no chance
of ingesting's the poop?
362
00:14:41,454 --> 00:14:45,242
Well, I'm not a scientist or anything,
that's not really my forte,
363
00:14:45,244 --> 00:14:49,026
but say you had the sniffles, right?
364
00:14:49,028 --> 00:14:50,957
And you honk one back,
and you get a piece of that poop
365
00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:52,425
right in the back of your throat,
that's down the hatch.
366
00:14:52,426 --> 00:14:54,075
Well, see that's changing
the fuckin' rules, Dary.
367
00:14:54,076 --> 00:14:56,687
Before you said you're either
taste the pee or smell the poop.
368
00:14:56,782 --> 00:14:58,781
Now you're saying you're
tasting and smelling poop.
369
00:14:59,124 --> 00:15:02,291
Well, the pee is in your mouth
and the poop is in your nose.
370
00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:05,228
What happens after that
is beyond my control.
371
00:15:05,229 --> 00:15:06,730
Well, he's right there, Wayne.
372
00:15:08,230 --> 00:15:09,480
DARYL: So?
373
00:15:09,806 --> 00:15:11,576
'Kay, just...
374
00:15:11,631 --> 00:15:13,256
'Kay, you wanna know what...
375
00:15:13,710 --> 00:15:15,960
'Kay, let's all answer
at the exact same time.
376
00:15:15,961 --> 00:15:18,014
And a one and a two and a one,
two, three...
377
00:15:18,016 --> 00:15:19,586
- ALL: Poop... Pee.
- What the fuck was that shit?
378
00:15:19,587 --> 00:15:23,316
- That is shameful, Dary.
- That is... Shame on you.
379
00:15:23,317 --> 00:15:24,566
(ALL ARGUING)
380
00:15:24,567 --> 00:15:26,483
Know what? I'd have a fuckin' spit!
381
00:15:26,484 --> 00:15:27,837
Now before we proceed,
382
00:15:27,838 --> 00:15:30,818
dost thou knoweth where Devon is?
383
00:15:30,820 --> 00:15:32,069
- Who?
- Devon.
384
00:15:32,071 --> 00:15:33,130
- No.
- No.
385
00:15:33,131 --> 00:15:34,399
- Yes.
- Yes?
386
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:35,759
- No!
- (WHIMPERS)
387
00:15:35,761 --> 00:15:37,194
You appear...
388
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:39,423
Felonious.
389
00:15:39,424 --> 00:15:41,862
You appear erroneous.
390
00:15:44,154 --> 00:15:46,360
How are we to know that
you are not responsible
391
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:47,617
for Devon's disappearance?
392
00:15:47,619 --> 00:15:49,820
I don't know, how are you?
393
00:15:49,821 --> 00:15:51,864
Still a little hurt and fragile
394
00:15:51,866 --> 00:15:53,764
from speaking with my father.
But thank you for asking.
395
00:15:53,765 --> 00:15:55,138
That's not what she's saying, Roald.
396
00:15:55,139 --> 00:15:57,176
- (WHIMPERS)
- What are you saying, Stewart?
397
00:15:57,178 --> 00:16:00,851
I'm just saying, as Devon fades,
398
00:16:00,853 --> 00:16:03,908
you materialize.
399
00:16:04,511 --> 00:16:05,991
Simple math.
400
00:16:05,992 --> 00:16:07,012
Child's play.
401
00:16:07,013 --> 00:16:09,912
Cool movie.
Though I prefer Problem Child.
402
00:16:09,914 --> 00:16:11,164
Same.
403
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:17,181
(WHISPERS)
What's with the clown costume?
404
00:16:17,182 --> 00:16:18,744
Sit.
405
00:16:20,103 --> 00:16:21,437
Stay.
406
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,004
Speak.
407
00:16:25,006 --> 00:16:26,797
What's with the clown costume?
408
00:16:26,799 --> 00:16:28,194
Don't you watch the news?
409
00:16:28,413 --> 00:16:29,974
There are clowns
inflicting apprehension
410
00:16:29,975 --> 00:16:32,558
on the general public
via sheer terrorism,
411
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,829
or petty vandalism all over
North America.
412
00:16:34,830 --> 00:16:37,538
So, you've coalesced
with some sort of continental,
413
00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:39,332
inter-colonial clown posse?
414
00:16:40,081 --> 00:16:42,248
I'm a bad seed.
415
00:16:42,249 --> 00:16:45,353
Staying out late,
missing curfew, you know...
416
00:16:45,354 --> 00:16:46,770
I know.
417
00:16:46,771 --> 00:16:50,291
- Kissing boys.
- (SOFTLY) Hmm. I know.
418
00:16:50,292 --> 00:16:53,963
- What is it you seek, Gae?
- Asylum.
419
00:16:53,965 --> 00:16:55,736
Remember Soul Asylum?
420
00:16:55,877 --> 00:16:58,064
Cool band. Though I prefer Soulfly.
421
00:16:58,065 --> 00:16:59,523
Same.
422
00:16:59,524 --> 00:17:01,690
- Collective Soul?
- Or Soulwax.
423
00:17:01,691 --> 00:17:04,056
- Wondrous.
- soulDecision?
424
00:17:04,058 --> 00:17:05,952
- Asylum granted!
- Domo.
425
00:17:05,954 --> 00:17:08,107
- Arigato.
- I'm here to rebel.
426
00:17:08,108 --> 00:17:12,254
Give me three good reasons
why you feel you must rebel.
427
00:17:12,255 --> 00:17:13,829
I hate the world.
428
00:17:13,831 --> 00:17:15,184
I hate my parents.
429
00:17:15,186 --> 00:17:16,577
I hate myself.
430
00:17:16,579 --> 00:17:17,756
As you were.
431
00:17:17,850 --> 00:17:20,673
My parents banished me here
for poor behavior.
432
00:17:20,674 --> 00:17:23,593
It is my goal to behave
even worse in Letterkenny,
433
00:17:23,595 --> 00:17:25,727
so they have no choice
but to bring me back.
434
00:17:25,729 --> 00:17:29,040
Formidable. Jocular.
435
00:17:29,886 --> 00:17:31,541
Allow us to assist.
436
00:17:32,506 --> 00:17:34,069
To aid.
437
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:37,014
To be your asset.
438
00:17:37,016 --> 00:17:39,014
- Oui.
- C'est bon.
439
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,861
- Prodigious.
- First rate.
440
00:17:40,863 --> 00:17:43,033
- Boss.
- Incroyable.
441
00:17:43,035 --> 00:17:44,365
Hooray.
442
00:17:44,366 --> 00:17:46,053
But first...
443
00:17:47,087 --> 00:17:50,315
Our wardrobe craves alteration.
444
00:17:50,317 --> 00:17:51,963
What... (MOUTHS) What does that...
445
00:17:51,965 --> 00:17:53,298
- (GROWLS)
- (WHIMPERS)
446
00:17:55,806 --> 00:17:57,888
Okay, boys let's keep it simple, ferda.
447
00:17:57,889 --> 00:18:00,128
KISF principle, buddy.
Keep it simple, ferda.
448
00:18:00,130 --> 00:18:01,539
Repetition is the key.
449
00:18:01,541 --> 00:18:04,313
Pick a topic. Beat the shit
out of it, ferda.
450
00:18:04,315 --> 00:18:05,851
Topic is "ugly."
451
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:08,828
BOTH: The tip of the tongue,
the teeth and lips.
452
00:18:08,829 --> 00:18:10,176
The tip of the tongue,
the teeth and lips.
453
00:18:10,177 --> 00:18:11,599
The tip of the tongue,
the teeth and lips.
454
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:12,969
(BOTH EXCLAIM)
455
00:18:12,971 --> 00:18:14,413
(BOTH CLEAR THROAT)
456
00:18:14,414 --> 00:18:17,979
- Fuck, are you ugly, 2-2.
- You're fuckin' ugly, 2's.
457
00:18:17,981 --> 00:18:20,120
Your ugly requires a sign, 22.
458
00:18:20,122 --> 00:18:21,695
"Caution. Fuckin' ugly."
459
00:18:21,697 --> 00:18:24,331
Your ugly requires a disclaimer, 2-2.
460
00:18:24,332 --> 00:18:26,812
"Parental Advisory. Explicit ugly."
461
00:18:27,568 --> 00:18:29,172
- You're up.
- Hey.
462
00:18:29,174 --> 00:18:30,268
Ugly.
463
00:18:30,270 --> 00:18:32,666
You little bitch. Yorkie.
464
00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:36,396
Look at you, ugly. Scholtzy.
465
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:39,147
You're ugly.
466
00:18:39,496 --> 00:18:40,663
Pussy.
467
00:18:41,262 --> 00:18:42,970
Fisky.
468
00:18:43,010 --> 00:18:44,947
Wow. Ugly.
469
00:18:45,378 --> 00:18:46,607
Boomtown!
470
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,024
Oh, man...
471
00:18:50,366 --> 00:18:51,658
Ugly.
472
00:18:56,233 --> 00:18:58,171
Keep practicing, boys.
473
00:18:58,173 --> 00:19:00,151
Dig deep. Bare down, boys.
474
00:19:00,285 --> 00:19:02,097
That was a piss-poor start, buddy.
475
00:19:02,214 --> 00:19:04,381
Delicious pun, buddy,
since we're pissing.
476
00:19:04,382 --> 00:19:05,828
- That was ugly.
- (URINATING)
477
00:19:05,830 --> 00:19:08,006
Well, you gotta work through
adversity, find a way to win.
478
00:19:08,007 --> 00:19:09,545
Fore check. Back check.
Pay check, buddy.
479
00:19:09,546 --> 00:19:10,650
Cross check.
480
00:19:10,652 --> 00:19:12,018
- Hip check.
- Stick check?
481
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:14,095
No, waving your stick's
a free ticket to sit.
482
00:19:14,097 --> 00:19:15,234
Hate sittin' buddy.
483
00:19:15,236 --> 00:19:16,577
The boys'll figure it out in no time.
484
00:19:16,578 --> 00:19:19,572
The boys'll get the mental W,
we'll get the scoreboard W.
485
00:19:19,574 --> 00:19:21,104
- Ferda.
- Ferda.
486
00:19:21,106 --> 00:19:23,438
- (VOCALIZING)
- (BOTH GROANING)
487
00:19:23,515 --> 00:19:24,974
SHORESY: What are you pissing so close
488
00:19:24,975 --> 00:19:26,434
to the urinals for, you piece of shit?
489
00:19:26,435 --> 00:19:28,097
This is how a real man rocks a piss.
490
00:19:28,099 --> 00:19:29,699
Give your balls a tug, tit fucker.
491
00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:31,151
I'm coming, Shoresy!
492
00:19:31,153 --> 00:19:34,111
I heard the same thing from your mum
last night five to seven times.
493
00:19:34,113 --> 00:19:36,188
And that's not even my record,
you fuckin' loser.
494
00:19:36,190 --> 00:19:38,398
What the fuck, man!
495
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,073
Sorry you had to do this, fellas.
496
00:19:40,075 --> 00:19:42,909
Jivin' Pete was supposed to be
around with the sidewalk plow.
497
00:19:42,910 --> 00:19:44,368
Jivin's full of shits.
498
00:19:44,369 --> 00:19:47,086
Yeah, him and his pals are probably
suckin' each other off right now.
499
00:19:47,507 --> 00:19:51,090
What did I say? Bad gas
travels fast in a small town.
500
00:19:51,092 --> 00:19:53,446
You don't want him hearin'
this from somebody else.
501
00:19:53,636 --> 00:19:55,368
It's dishonorable.
502
00:19:55,370 --> 00:19:58,289
Okay. Would you rather have
a penis for a nose,
503
00:19:58,291 --> 00:19:59,720
or a vagina for a mouth?
504
00:19:59,722 --> 00:20:02,808
Hand me another horn
100% of the time...
505
00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:03,978
(SOFTLY) ...all the time.
506
00:20:03,980 --> 00:20:06,037
Well, can you use them as
functioning sex organs
507
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,697
or are they just sorts of there?
508
00:20:08,429 --> 00:20:09,494
Mmm.
509
00:20:09,582 --> 00:20:11,351
No, they are not functional,
510
00:20:11,353 --> 00:20:12,691
so you can't have an orgasm through 'em
511
00:20:12,692 --> 00:20:13,932
and you can't take a piss through 'em.
512
00:20:13,933 --> 00:20:15,666
So then you're eatin'
from a vagina mouth
513
00:20:15,667 --> 00:20:17,458
or sniffin' through a penis nose?
514
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:19,070
Correct.
515
00:20:19,126 --> 00:20:21,812
All this vagina eating talk
is getting this old goat
516
00:20:21,814 --> 00:20:23,992
all sorts of fired up, Wayne.
517
00:20:24,079 --> 00:20:25,605
- Fair warning.
- 'Kay.
518
00:20:25,606 --> 00:20:27,835
I think I'd just have to say
the vagina's mouth.
519
00:20:27,836 --> 00:20:29,210
It's just less intrusives.
520
00:20:29,211 --> 00:20:30,669
Well, it's gotta be the vagina mouth.
521
00:20:30,670 --> 00:20:33,565
Who wants a dink hangin' down
bouncing off their lips all fuckin' day?
522
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:37,328
Mmm. You're just walking me
right into it at this point, cowboy.
523
00:20:37,330 --> 00:20:40,205
'Kay. Let's... 'Kay, you know what?
524
00:20:40,568 --> 00:20:43,068
'Kay. Let's all answer
at the same time.
525
00:20:43,069 --> 00:20:45,501
And a one, and a two,
and a one, two, three...
526
00:20:45,503 --> 00:20:46,609
- ALL: Vagina mouth
- DAN: Penis nose.
527
00:20:46,610 --> 00:20:48,082
Oh, that's fuckin' gross, Dan.
528
00:20:48,084 --> 00:20:49,749
That's fuckin' disgusting, Dan.
529
00:20:49,751 --> 00:20:52,006
Walking around with a mouthful
of roast beef all day.
530
00:20:52,008 --> 00:20:54,632
Youse have never had a dick
bouncing off your lips.
531
00:20:54,634 --> 00:20:56,548
Don't knock it till you've tried it.
532
00:20:56,550 --> 00:20:58,217
Fuck's sake...
533
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:11,704
From this moment forward,
we are a collective.
534
00:21:11,706 --> 00:21:13,080
A confab.
535
00:21:13,082 --> 00:21:15,126
- A conclave.
- A clambake.
536
00:21:15,128 --> 00:21:16,872
- (SCOFFS)
- We are...
537
00:21:16,874 --> 00:21:18,498
FAK-U.
538
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,874
Freaks Acting Krayzee...
539
00:21:20,876 --> 00:21:22,128
ALL: United.
540
00:21:22,367 --> 00:21:25,723
Roald. Have you prepared
the final accessory?
541
00:21:29,390 --> 00:21:31,307
FAK-U!
542
00:21:31,309 --> 00:21:33,206
(MUSIC PLAYING)
543
00:22:28,735 --> 00:22:30,693
One Gino tonight, but no W, ferda.
544
00:22:30,694 --> 00:22:33,213
One Gino too, ferda,
but no W tonight, boys.
545
00:22:33,214 --> 00:22:35,278
Gotta focus on the small
victories, boys.
546
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:36,840
Size matters, bro.
547
00:22:36,841 --> 00:22:38,283
All right boys, two seconds left.
548
00:22:38,285 --> 00:22:39,338
Let's show us what you got.
549
00:22:39,339 --> 00:22:40,999
Remember what we taught you, boys.
550
00:22:41,203 --> 00:22:43,257
Talk is for schmelts, you little bitch.
551
00:22:43,258 --> 00:22:45,571
We ain't schmelts. Schmelts.
552
00:22:45,572 --> 00:22:47,242
Okay, boys, we're running out of time
553
00:22:47,244 --> 00:22:48,863
on the scoreboard to do any talking.
554
00:22:48,864 --> 00:22:50,822
Try it our way, boys.
555
00:22:51,114 --> 00:22:52,488
Pick a topic.
556
00:22:52,490 --> 00:22:54,272
Beat the shit out of it. Yorkie?
557
00:22:55,183 --> 00:22:57,224
Topic is "skate"!
558
00:22:57,226 --> 00:22:58,579
Scholtzy.
559
00:22:58,581 --> 00:23:01,108
Fuckin' skate, 2-7.
560
00:23:01,110 --> 00:23:02,215
Pussy.
561
00:23:02,724 --> 00:23:03,793
Fisky.
562
00:23:04,094 --> 00:23:06,802
Skate, you fuckin' pylon.
563
00:23:06,804 --> 00:23:08,368
Boomtown!
564
00:23:08,370 --> 00:23:10,609
Come on, you fuckin' plug, skate!
565
00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:13,305
All right boys, now add
a little English on it.
566
00:23:13,306 --> 00:23:14,667
Add a little hot sauce, boys.
567
00:23:14,669 --> 00:23:16,669
Add a little habanero pepper, ferda.
568
00:23:16,671 --> 00:23:18,719
Add a little ghost pepper, ferda!
569
00:23:18,721 --> 00:23:20,044
Come on, 2-7,
570
00:23:20,046 --> 00:23:24,090
you fuckin' sea salt
sprinkling sally, skate!
571
00:23:24,317 --> 00:23:25,441
Yorkie?
572
00:23:25,442 --> 00:23:27,440
You think you're Chuck Galchenyuk?
573
00:23:27,442 --> 00:23:31,123
Nice microns, you
fuckin' hipster dandy.
574
00:23:31,125 --> 00:23:33,000
Skate!
575
00:23:33,002 --> 00:23:34,314
Scholtzy.
576
00:23:34,316 --> 00:23:36,774
Skate! Pussy!
577
00:23:37,774 --> 00:23:38,800
Fisky.
578
00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:41,707
What's wrong with you,
you fuckin' cement boot,
579
00:23:41,709 --> 00:23:43,910
no legs, cupcake cocksman?
580
00:23:43,912 --> 00:23:45,573
Skate!
581
00:23:45,575 --> 00:23:47,157
Boomtown!
582
00:23:47,409 --> 00:23:49,709
I hate you like I hate
puck bunnies, bitch.
583
00:23:49,710 --> 00:23:50,761
Skate!
584
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:51,876
- (BANGING ON TABLE)
- (ALL EXCLAIMING)
585
00:23:51,877 --> 00:23:53,751
Oh!
586
00:23:53,752 --> 00:23:55,918
Yeah, fuckin' loved that move
when I was in the third grade.
587
00:23:55,919 --> 00:23:57,719
What else can you do, you ugly fuck?
588
00:23:57,721 --> 00:23:58,940
Can you suck my knob?
589
00:23:58,941 --> 00:24:00,771
You're a knob sucker, 27.
590
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,920
- (VOCALIZING)
- (BUZZER SOUNDING)
591
00:24:02,921 --> 00:24:04,878
(ALL CHEERING)
592
00:24:04,879 --> 00:24:07,796
- (RATTLING)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
593
00:24:08,936 --> 00:24:10,338
Whoo!
594
00:24:10,526 --> 00:24:11,643
DARYL: Would you guys
rather be surrounded by
595
00:24:11,644 --> 00:24:12,752
three bed bugs
every night of your life,
596
00:24:12,753 --> 00:24:14,452
or three mosquitoes
every day of your life?
597
00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:15,748
KATY: You're an idiot, Daryl.
598
00:24:15,750 --> 00:24:17,838
Are you allowed to kill the
bed bugs or the skeeters?
599
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,003
No.
600
00:24:19,005 --> 00:24:20,923
So, they're immortal
bed bugs or skeeters?
601
00:24:20,924 --> 00:24:22,072
Would you rather be surrounded
602
00:24:22,073 --> 00:24:23,479
by three bed bugs
every night of your life,
603
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,159
or three mosquitoes
every day of your life?
604
00:24:31,884 --> 00:24:34,015
No ostrich fuckers here, hicks.
605
00:24:34,017 --> 00:24:36,510
I hear you're going around
town saying I'm full of shit.
606
00:24:36,511 --> 00:24:37,756
- Jivin' Pete.
- (KATY SIGHS)
607
00:24:37,758 --> 00:24:40,407
Bad gas travels fast in a small town.
608
00:24:40,914 --> 00:24:42,657
Yes, I did say that.
609
00:24:42,658 --> 00:24:44,427
And that my friends
and I are so into ourselves
610
00:24:44,428 --> 00:24:46,471
we probably suck each other off?
611
00:24:48,555 --> 00:24:51,367
Yes, I did say that too.
612
00:24:51,453 --> 00:24:53,256
Would you say it to my face?
613
00:24:55,005 --> 00:24:58,242
I'm embarrassed this got to you
before you heard it from me.
614
00:24:58,244 --> 00:24:59,307
You should be.
615
00:24:59,385 --> 00:25:01,884
I'm not the type of prick
to take the side door.
616
00:25:01,886 --> 00:25:03,865
I'll come right up front and knock.
617
00:25:03,867 --> 00:25:04,971
Good.
618
00:25:10,140 --> 00:25:12,056
- Knock-knock.
- Who's...
619
00:25:13,082 --> 00:25:14,978
You're at Jivin' Pete's.
620
00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:17,291
I think you're full of shit
and you and your pals think
621
00:25:17,293 --> 00:25:20,078
so much of yourselves you
probably suck each other off.
622
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,079
JIVIN' PETE: Are you fuckin' serious?
623
00:25:22,081 --> 00:25:24,227
What's anybody gonna do about it?
624
00:25:40,780 --> 00:25:42,718
Say you're sorry.
625
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,148
JIVIN' PETE: I'm sorry.
626
00:25:44,150 --> 00:25:47,920
Don't honk at girls,
and don't holler at girls.
627
00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:50,717
And don't talk to them when they're
not interested in talking to you.
628
00:25:50,719 --> 00:25:52,083
And don't talk to 'em unless
629
00:25:52,085 --> 00:25:53,815
they're interested in talking to you.
630
00:25:54,415 --> 00:25:55,499
10-4?
631
00:25:55,830 --> 00:25:57,274
Over and out.
632
00:25:57,276 --> 00:25:59,338
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633
00:27:24,661 --> 00:27:25,911
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00:27:28,003 --> 00:27:29,879
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635
00:27:39,172 --> 00:27:41,214
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636
00:27:49,172 --> 00:27:50,924
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637
00:28:51,699 --> 00:28:54,697
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