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♪ Closed the shop, sold the house ♪
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♪ Bought a ticket to the West Coast ♪
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♪ Now he gives them a
stand-up routine in LA... ♪
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Excuse me...
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Hello?
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me. Are you the homeowner?
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- That depends.
- Depends on what exactly?
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On whether you're here to tell
me I've won the pools or not.
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Not quite. I'm looking
for Mr Vincent Swan.
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- Oh.
- I take it that's you?
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No, sorry.
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And you are?
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The gardener.
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Well, if you could pass this on
to Mr Swan and tell him that
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Miss Barnes from Her Majesty's
Inland Revenue stopped by
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to discuss his tax affairs.
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Will do. What's he done?
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It's more what he's not done,
really. As in pay any tax.
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Hm.
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Do many people on this council
estate have private gardeners?
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No, I'm a luxury few can afford.
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Tell Mr Swan I'll see him soon.
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Oh, I will, sweetheart.
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"Nothing is certain in life
but death and taxes."
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You know who said that?
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Some fucking loser.
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It's defeatist bullshit designed
to make the feeble feel
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better about their tragic lives.
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Death and taxes?
I plan on avoiding both.
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♪ Got a call from an old friend ♪
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♪ We used to be real close ♪
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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ Said he couldn't go on
the American way... ♪
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Mm. You look handsome.
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And flammable. Have you got any cash?
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- I need to pay for Robbie's school trip.
- Wallet's in my pocket.
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Jacket pocket.
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It's all right, I think I've found
what I've been missing.
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Sam, I don't have time.
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That's not what Mr Winky is telling me.
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He seems very pleased to see me.
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Oh, that's not fair.
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I think it's more than fair,
Vincent Swan.
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It's been ages since we've
had any fun together.
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Oh, Jesus, that feels good.
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All right, let me get out
of these trousers, yeah?
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No, no, no, you keep them on.
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I want you like this, Mr Big
Shot Salesman. In his suit...
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Mm, let's close this deal, Vincent.
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It's business time... I'm on my knees,
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begging for all of your product...
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That's it. Mm, close the deal.
All over my fingers.
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- That's it. - Oh!
- There we go.
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Mm.
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Shit.
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I'm going to have to change now.
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Well, let that be a lesson to you.
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And I swear I'll make you ruin
every single pair of trousers
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in that wardrobe until you give
your family some proper attention.
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But Sam wasn't the only
woman yanking my dick
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that particular morning.
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You've got to be shitting me.
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He'll probably be here in five
minutes. Come in, wait inside.
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Pick up the phone, shitheads.
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He won't be long.
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No-one move, I'll get it.
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Cachet Windows and Doors.
How may I help you?
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Carol, this is Vincent.
Listen. Don't talk.
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That woman is from the tax
office, she's after me.
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How'd you know that?
Is this magic, like Paul Daniels?
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Stop fucking talking. I'm over
the road in the phone box.
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Don't look.
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Jesus Christ!
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Oh, sorry, I'm very suggestible.
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Look, I need you to calmly put
the phone down and tell her
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I do not work there and you
have never heard of me.
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I've never heard of Vincent Swan.
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So, why did you just invite me in
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and say he'd be along in five minutes?
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I thought you said...
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Winston...
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Ston.
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Winston Ston?
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Okay.
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Neither of you gentlemen would
happen to be Vincent Swan?
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- No, sorry.
- Well, is either of you the business owner?
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No, I just work here in sales.
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"Work" is debatable.
He sits there and looks pretty.
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- I'm the salesman.
- Pointless comment.
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If you'd like to speak to Tony Walsh
he's the business owner,
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- he's usually at the factory.
- Do you have the address handy?
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Here's his card. - Thank you, for
being more than just a pretty face.
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Uhm, thanks.
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If you do happen to run into Mr Swan
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please do let him know
that I stopped by.
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Will do... I mean, I would do...
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if I could, but I can't.
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Cos I don't even know him
and he's never worked here. Bye.
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Lavatory couldn't wait to grass you up.
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Don't be a cock. I was trying
to get her out of the showroom.
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You and your student comrades
might want to go and live in Russia
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but, here, in the free West,
we try not to inform on our pals.
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Brian, will you just give it a
rest for two minutes while I try
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and figure out how to get this
fucking bloodhound off my scent.
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Here's an idea, why don't you pay
your tax like the rest of us?
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Because unlike you, I'm not a mug, mate.
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Paying tax is like paying your
TV licence fee, you only ever
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- do it when they catch you.
- Which she has done.
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No, she's just knocked on my door.
All I have to do is hide
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under the sofa until she moves on
to the next sap.
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- Wouldn't it be easier to just pay them?
- I can't, mate.
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I conscientiously object to taxation.
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On what grounds?
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On the grounds that I tried it once
and I didn't like it.
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Luckily, it wasn't bad timing
for an enforced sabbatical from
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the business as I'd recently
branched out
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into movie distribution.
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Can you believe people will pay 20 quid
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a pop to get their own copy of
this boggly-eyed little cunt?
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This all started with a visit from our
friendly neighbourhood loan shark.
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Ronnie Farrell had recently acquired
some electrical goods and
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needed a safe place to store
them for a few weeks.
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Stay in the van, I mean it.
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Just until the paperwork got sorted.
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Anyway, these goods turned out
to be a batch of state of the art
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video recorders and camcorders.
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Which was handy because as well as
crushed dreams, the music industry
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had given Lavender a basic knowledge
of recording equipment
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so when I got hold of an illegal VHS of
the biggest movie on the fucking planet,
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we set up our own dubbing suite and
entered the pirate video business.
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Piss off, will ya!
Turn that bloody thing off!
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God, the little boy's sick now.
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And the alien.
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And talking of illegal aliens,
meet Brendan, our Irish fitter.
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It turns out I wasn't the only
Cachet boy looking to branch
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out into showbusiness.
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Martin, you've been to university,
you can work a camera, can't you?
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I need some photos done.
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Yes, I can work a camera, Brendan,
not because I've been to university.
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You just press the button on top.
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Will you take the fucking pics or not?
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Yeah, yeah. Seeing as you're asking
so nicely. What are we shooting?
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Donna, get your arse in here!
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I need somebody to take some
topless shots of Donna for this
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Page 3 competition
they're running in The Sun.
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500 quid first prize.
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Obviously, I'd do it
if I weren't her Da.
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- Jesus, Brendan. How old is she?
- 16.
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It was my birthday on Sunday.
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Many happy returns, love.
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Was it a toss up between
getting some roller boots
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or getting some tit shots done?
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No, she got her roller boots, too.
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Right. I want no part in this.
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Typical. I suppose Comrade Lenin
didn't approve of tits?
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I wouldn't know, I'm not a communist.
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- I just think Page 3 is degrading to women.
- Course you do.
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That's the problem with these
Trotsky types, Brendan.
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Dare to show a bit of
entrepreneurial spirit
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and they want to piss
all over your dreams
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- from their lofty moral high ground.
- It's not political.
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I just don't particularly want to
see Donna's or anyone's tits
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splashed across my newspaper.
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Careful with that smart mouth
of yours, boy.
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- I'll take the pictures, Brendan.
- Cheers. Here's the camera.
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If you'd like to just follow
me upstairs, Donna.
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I'll be back in an hour, love.
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Don't be late cos I've got
majorettes at six.
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There's something wrong with you.
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Come on, loosen up a bit. Try and
look a little less... dead eyed?
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It doesn't matter.
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I just want to get this over with
and get my 500 quick.
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Well, if you want to be in with a
chance of winning the money
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we've got to get a shot that
doesn't look like it should come
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with a ransom note.
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Are you saying I might
not get paid for this?
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It's a competition. Only
the winner gets the money.
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- It's not Reader's Wives.
- I don't know what that is.
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No, of course you don't.
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It's an erotic magazine
where consenting adults
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send in nude photos.
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A grot mag?
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Yes.
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And they get paid?
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Yeah. 25 quid a shot...
I've... someone... I've heard...
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Lavender told me.
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Well, let's just do that, then.
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Yeah all right, then,
but don't tell your dad.
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That's better.
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Meanwhile, hiding from the
tax Nazi gave me the chance
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to score some brownie points
with Sam and the kids.
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Hands up who thinks I'm the
best daddy in the world?
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Well, hands up who wants
the day off school? - Yep!
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That's better.
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Right. The Swans are
having a family day out.
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I see they're thinking up new ways
to make Page 3 even creepier.
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There's the latest.
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"Cute little Karen Clarke was
a topless beauty at an early age
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"but she's a big girl now
all right, and every inch a lady."
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She sure is. What's wrong with that?
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Just everything possible, I suppose.
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They've even lined up
her two-year-old self
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so she's looking directly
at her 19-year-old breasts.
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- Do you honestly think that's all right?
- Course.
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Look at little Karen there,
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she looks pleased as punch
she turned into such a stunner.
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Oh, hello, love. Just head upstairs,
get yourself ready.
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Don't call me love.
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- What are you up to?
- None of your beeswax.
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All right. Maybe I'd better ask
Brendan when I see him.
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All right. I'm just helping Donna
make a little bit
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of extra pocket money.
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If she's going to immortalise
her bangers on celluloid,
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she might as well get some mullah
doing it, her words not mine,
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before you start labelling me "sexist."
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Hello, Brian. Are we Okay to leave
the car out the front?
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No, the warden round here's a Nazi.
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Just swing it round the back
of the showroom.
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Who was that?
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Those gentlemen are local artistes
who've expressed an interest
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in honing their nude,
still-life photography techniques.
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They look like the sort of men we
were warned not to speak to
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on the way home from school.
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As they're paying 200 quid
for an hour's studio time,
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me and Donna are more than
happy to speak to them.
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You just stay down here
staring disapprovingly at tits.
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Now her genies were out the bottle,
Donna wanted quick, easy money and
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Fitzpatrick was precisely the kind
of degenerate to help her find it.
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Elsewhere, the Swan family Beano
was underway and nothing says
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quality time like a visit to
the spot where it all began.
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It's so creepy down here.
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- We're not lost, are we, Vincent?
- No-one's lost. We're nearly there.
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- Do you know what that is, kids?
- What are we looking at?
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More boring trees.
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No, that's the spot where
you were conceived.
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- Jesus, Vincent.
- Right up against that big tree.
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- You actually think this is all right?
- Urgh.
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- I want to go back to school.
- What's conceived mean?
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You're going to have to do much
better than this, Vincent.
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Okay.
242
00:12:01,109 --> 00:12:03,925
Fitzpatrick's photography class was
soon exploring all the classical
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poses, naughty school girl,
sexy tennis player, slutty nurse.
244
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And while a picture paints
a thousand words,
245
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- turns out a video was gold dust.
- Do you ever record these sessions?
246
00:12:14,550 --> 00:12:17,728
- Come on, mate, don't take the piss.
- How much?
247
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- Another £200.
- Each.
248
00:12:21,630 --> 00:12:24,870
Shit, really. You're both in?
249
00:12:26,532 --> 00:12:28,071
- Donna?
- Yeah.
250
00:12:29,433 --> 00:12:30,888
All right wait here.
251
00:12:30,914 --> 00:12:33,885
All right, look, it's got auto focus
so all you need to do
252
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is point and shoot.
253
00:12:35,245 --> 00:12:37,685
And then making copies is pretty
easy. You just put the master copy
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into one machine, press play.
Then take a blank tape and
255
00:12:41,430 --> 00:12:43,885
put it into the other machine
and press play and record.
256
00:12:43,910 --> 00:12:45,125
There you go. That's it.
257
00:12:45,150 --> 00:12:48,526
If you film it and run off
a couple of copies,
258
00:12:48,659 --> 00:12:50,205
there's a 20 in it for you.
259
00:12:50,230 --> 00:12:51,805
Hm, let me see.
260
00:12:51,830 --> 00:12:57,845
My dignity and self respect
versus £20, that is a tough one.
261
00:12:57,870 --> 00:13:00,325
Come on, Donna doesn't give a shit.
262
00:13:00,350 --> 00:13:02,925
It's all tasteful Page 3 stuff.
263
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:05,125
Yeah, Page 3 isn't really
tasteful, though, is it?
264
00:13:05,150 --> 00:13:07,525
Oh, your KGB pal is back for more info.
265
00:13:07,550 --> 00:13:10,510
Tell you what, try and resist
the urge to grass this time.
266
00:13:14,110 --> 00:13:17,085
Hello. Miss Barnes. Don't tell me?
267
00:13:17,110 --> 00:13:19,965
You liked our windows so much
you're back for a free quote?
268
00:13:19,990 --> 00:13:22,563
Unfortunately, I'm here
on official business,
269
00:13:22,938 --> 00:13:25,907
though you could sell me anything
with those puppy dog eyes of yours.
270
00:13:27,030 --> 00:13:30,285
Any sign of your colleague Vincent Swan?
271
00:13:30,551 --> 00:13:32,605
I don't think I have
a colleague called Vincent Swan.
272
00:13:32,630 --> 00:13:34,005
Nice, very good.
273
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:37,725
The problem is our investigators
have evidence that Mr Swan
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has been an employee of Cachet
Windows for the last eight months.
275
00:13:41,390 --> 00:13:44,430
And yet no-one who works here
seems to remember him.
276
00:13:45,977 --> 00:13:47,417
Isn't that strange...
277
00:13:48,204 --> 00:13:49,604
pretty face?
278
00:13:50,950 --> 00:13:55,697
That is strange but, like I said,
I can't really help you...
279
00:13:55,723 --> 00:13:57,538
The thing is Mr...
280
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Call me Martin.
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00:14:00,110 --> 00:14:04,765
Thing is, Martin, we could continue
this charade for weeks until
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I eventually catch him,
283
00:14:07,121 --> 00:14:10,856
or we could investigate other avenues
284
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:14,845
for making all of this
unpleasantness disappear.
285
00:14:14,870 --> 00:14:16,990
I'm sorry, other avenues?
286
00:14:18,134 --> 00:14:22,925
Let's just say I'm more inclined
to believe an individual when
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they're trying to be accommodating.
288
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:27,725
Right now, I can see great potential
289
00:14:28,245 --> 00:14:30,842
for how accommodating
you might be to me.
290
00:14:32,590 --> 00:14:35,244
Oh, my goodness.
Is that the time? I must fly.
291
00:14:36,470 --> 00:14:38,550
Tell Mr Swan I'll be back tomorrow.
292
00:14:44,430 --> 00:14:46,969
- They look evil.
- Dad, I'm scared.
293
00:14:47,673 --> 00:14:50,005
It's freezing, Vincent, can't
we just eat these in the car?
294
00:14:50,030 --> 00:14:51,925
Don't be daft. Look around.
295
00:14:51,950 --> 00:14:54,485
This beats any al-fresco dining
experience on the planet.
296
00:14:54,510 --> 00:14:57,085
Is al-fresco Italian
for bleak and terrifying?
297
00:14:57,110 --> 00:14:58,445
Oh!
298
00:15:00,058 --> 00:15:02,205
All right, look, we're not going
to let a couple of seagulls
299
00:15:02,230 --> 00:15:03,403
ruin our moment.
300
00:15:03,860 --> 00:15:07,047
They're predators, they won't attack
if an alpha stares them down.
301
00:15:07,118 --> 00:15:08,565
I'll bog them out,
you finish your dinner.
302
00:15:08,590 --> 00:15:11,565
Right, you thieving little bastards,
stay away from my family.
303
00:15:11,590 --> 00:15:12,907
Really?
304
00:15:15,910 --> 00:15:17,928
He's obviously practised this before.
305
00:15:19,604 --> 00:15:21,765
All right, maybe we've all had
about as much Vincent time
306
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,125
as we can handle.
307
00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:27,805
Whoa! - Mum! - Right. Car. We're
getting in the car this instant.
308
00:15:27,830 --> 00:15:30,990
- Right, your dad can do better than this.
- What are you doing?
309
00:15:32,990 --> 00:15:34,030
Run!
310
00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:39,885
What I really wanted to
show you was this creation.
311
00:15:39,910 --> 00:15:42,230
"Me Olvide De Vivir"
by Julio Iglesias
312
00:15:50,670 --> 00:15:52,350
Would you like mine?
313
00:15:53,856 --> 00:15:55,496
We have to go on this!
314
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:58,390
Go. Let's go, let's go.
315
00:16:11,910 --> 00:16:14,190
Let's go, let's go, run, run!
316
00:16:18,181 --> 00:16:19,621
Thank you.
317
00:16:20,550 --> 00:16:22,725
- They really needed that.
- I enjoyed it.
318
00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:26,039
Good. So, are you heading back
in tomorrow?
319
00:16:26,590 --> 00:16:30,154
No, I thought we could
all go up to London.
320
00:16:30,446 --> 00:16:32,645
We can't keep them
off school another day.
321
00:16:32,670 --> 00:16:35,165
Besides, it's Robbie's
school trip tomorrow and
322
00:16:35,190 --> 00:16:37,685
I said you might chaperone him,
if you were around.
323
00:16:37,710 --> 00:16:39,205
Where are they going?
324
00:16:39,450 --> 00:16:40,645
Is that a yes?
325
00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:42,205
I'm thinking about it.
326
00:16:42,734 --> 00:16:45,165
Right, well, it's Joseph And His
Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat
327
00:16:45,190 --> 00:16:46,845
in Basildon Civic Centre.
328
00:16:47,167 --> 00:16:49,765
You're going have to make me spunk
in a few more pairs of trousers
329
00:16:49,790 --> 00:16:55,043
- before I agree to that.
- Well, that can be arranged.
330
00:16:55,910 --> 00:16:57,270
You two are disgusting.
331
00:17:00,171 --> 00:17:02,645
We weren't the only ones
having a productive day.
332
00:17:03,037 --> 00:17:05,877
Right. I'll run off a few copies.
333
00:17:13,816 --> 00:17:15,925
Brian, can you tell them
to hurry up, please.
334
00:17:15,950 --> 00:17:17,630
Bollocks. Uhm... blank tape.
335
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:22,125
Bollocks.
336
00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:23,710
Uhm...
337
00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:30,165
The next day, after Sam had
persuaded me several times over,
338
00:17:30,190 --> 00:17:32,645
I agreed to take Robbie
on his school trip.
339
00:17:32,670 --> 00:17:34,241
Right, wait here,
I'll be back in a minute.
340
00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:40,285
But before that my other demanding
children required some attention.
341
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:43,763
- Morning, arseholes. - All right?
- Right, I haven't got long,
342
00:17:43,789 --> 00:17:46,924
I've got to get on a coach with 35
snotty-nosed teenagers in half an hour.
343
00:17:47,597 --> 00:17:50,045
Ah, sweetheart. Some coffee
and some toast, please.
344
00:17:50,233 --> 00:17:51,379
There we are.
345
00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:53,565
Thanks for doing these.
346
00:17:53,590 --> 00:17:54,989
You're welcome.
347
00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:59,045
Shut the lid, will ya? That fucking
thing gives me the creeps.
348
00:17:59,070 --> 00:18:02,045
You're happy to sit in a room full
of sex offenders taking tit pics
349
00:18:02,070 --> 00:18:04,525
of a teenager but lovable old ET
gives you the creeps?
350
00:18:04,721 --> 00:18:07,300
That was business.
This is different, innit?
351
00:18:08,590 --> 00:18:10,565
- I just don't trust his kind.
- His kind?
352
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,245
What, special effects puppets?
353
00:18:12,270 --> 00:18:16,433
You know what I mean. Fucking
aliens. What is their game?
354
00:18:16,459 --> 00:18:18,720
I'm not sure they exist,
let alone have a game.
355
00:18:18,746 --> 00:18:20,481
If they want me to be less suspicious,
356
00:18:20,507 --> 00:18:23,085
stop shining blinding
white lights in my face.
357
00:18:23,110 --> 00:18:26,725
And speak through your mouths, don't
send messages directly to my brain.
358
00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:28,005
That's fucking freaky.
359
00:18:28,030 --> 00:18:29,965
Most of these concerns
appear to be based on
360
00:18:29,990 --> 00:18:31,605
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind.
361
00:18:31,630 --> 00:18:32,965
Speaking of close encounters,
362
00:18:32,990 --> 00:18:35,525
did our friendly neighbourhood
tax inspector pay a visit?
363
00:18:35,550 --> 00:18:38,325
Yes, she did, and the good news
is I might have found
364
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:39,646
a way to get her off your back.
365
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:42,445
The bad news is I think it involves
me sleeping with her.
366
00:18:42,470 --> 00:18:45,085
It sounds like disastrous news. For her.
367
00:18:45,110 --> 00:18:49,205
A bit of, uhm, good old-fashioned
sexual harassment. The sly minx.
368
00:18:49,230 --> 00:18:50,525
So, look, what's next?
369
00:18:50,550 --> 00:18:52,755
I don't feel comfortable asking
you to sleep with her.
370
00:18:53,070 --> 00:18:55,524
Although I'm definitely going
to insist he does exactly that.
371
00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:58,922
Lavender wasn't the only one holding
the shitty end of the stick.
372
00:18:58,948 --> 00:19:01,365
When I'm old and you even think
about putting me in a home,
373
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,525
reflect back on this day, young Robbie.
374
00:19:03,550 --> 00:19:05,525
These are the sacrifices.
375
00:19:05,957 --> 00:19:07,245
Morning, girls.
376
00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:08,645
Is that your teacher?
377
00:19:08,670 --> 00:19:10,965
Yeah. Please don't
embarrass me today, Dad.
378
00:19:10,990 --> 00:19:14,350
I wouldn't dream of it, I'll be on
my best behaviour, son. - Okay.
379
00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:18,666
Morning, Miss Lyndsey.
380
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:21,325
No need to run, Robbie.
There's plenty of spaces left.
381
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,885
- Vincent Swan, Robbie's dad.
- Oh, hi. Thanks for coming.
382
00:19:23,910 --> 00:19:26,005
Your wife wasn't sure
if you could make it.
383
00:19:26,030 --> 00:19:27,365
Wouldn't miss it for the world.
384
00:19:27,390 --> 00:19:29,365
In my day, it was always
the naughty boys that sat
385
00:19:29,390 --> 00:19:30,805
at the back of the bus.
386
00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:33,125
Well, it still is, although
it's not only the boys
387
00:19:33,150 --> 00:19:36,005
- that get up to no good.
- Certainly not in my experience.
388
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:38,007
Now, where would you like me,
Miss Lyndsey?
389
00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:40,590
I think up front where I can
keep my eye on you.
390
00:20:01,670 --> 00:20:06,030
Dad, saved you a seat. Dad. Dad!
391
00:20:07,230 --> 00:20:11,165
Oh, no. Quick, there's paper towels
out in the toilets. Go out there.
392
00:20:11,190 --> 00:20:13,405
- I should go with her, really.
- Nah, she's all right.
393
00:20:13,430 --> 00:20:14,830
It's just through the door.
394
00:20:17,241 --> 00:20:18,561
Malteser?
395
00:20:19,936 --> 00:20:21,176
Thanks.
396
00:20:25,668 --> 00:20:28,005
Right, Robbie, you're going to need
to walk home on your own.
397
00:20:28,030 --> 00:20:29,805
What? I thought you were taking me?
398
00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:31,821
I gotta get back to work, mate.
399
00:20:32,110 --> 00:20:34,638
- Okay. - I'll see ya.
- See ya.
400
00:20:39,164 --> 00:20:40,764
Need a lift anywhere, Miss?
401
00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:43,670
Yeah, all right.
402
00:20:51,990 --> 00:20:53,470
Can I let you into a secret?
403
00:20:53,870 --> 00:20:55,085
I hate musicals.
404
00:20:55,110 --> 00:20:57,936
And I hate kids, so we're
a pair of martyrs.
405
00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:02,885
Before you rush to judge,
I'd just sat through
406
00:21:02,910 --> 00:21:05,870
three hours of Andrew fucking
Lloyd Webber. I deserve a treat.
407
00:21:13,348 --> 00:21:16,243
Later that evening, Lavender
was taking one for the team.
408
00:21:16,346 --> 00:21:18,445
As abuses of power go,
it was hardly Watergate,
409
00:21:18,470 --> 00:21:21,285
but he was still terrified it
might end with a deep throat.
410
00:21:21,310 --> 00:21:24,405
We're not that dissimilar,
really, are we, Martin?
411
00:21:24,430 --> 00:21:26,045
We both get paid to go door to door,
412
00:21:26,070 --> 00:21:28,845
asking people if they'll hand over
cash they don't want to.
413
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:32,085
Not exactly. Our customers get
a great product for their money.
414
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:34,571
Our precision-engineered
windows and doors are...
415
00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:38,251
Fucking hell I'm starting to
sound like Vince... Winston.
416
00:21:38,477 --> 00:21:41,811
Oh, yeah, good old Winston Ston.
417
00:21:42,951 --> 00:21:46,005
Come on, we're outside
of business hours now,
418
00:21:46,030 --> 00:21:47,885
you don't have to keep the guard up.
419
00:21:48,229 --> 00:21:51,525
Frankly, it's weird enough
we're doing this anyway.
420
00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:53,365
This isn't that weird.
421
00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:57,213
I'm not usually this impulsive,
there was just
422
00:21:58,253 --> 00:22:01,205
something about you that made
me throw caution to the wind.
423
00:22:01,230 --> 00:22:02,780
Possibly the pretty face?
424
00:22:03,537 --> 00:22:05,044
Possibly.
425
00:22:05,470 --> 00:22:06,565
Another drink?
426
00:22:07,346 --> 00:22:12,405
No, thank you, I think I'd
better be going actually.
427
00:22:12,430 --> 00:22:15,165
I've already crossed
enough lines tonight
428
00:22:15,190 --> 00:22:17,390
to lose my job several times over.
429
00:22:18,515 --> 00:22:21,315
Okay, I'll walk you to your car.
430
00:22:28,260 --> 00:22:31,778
The thing is, though, Martin,
once you've crossed the line...
431
00:22:38,230 --> 00:22:40,885
you might as well make
damn sure it's worth it.
432
00:22:40,910 --> 00:22:42,605
♪ Relax, don't do it ♪
433
00:22:42,630 --> 00:22:44,525
♪ When you want to go to it... ♪
434
00:22:44,550 --> 00:22:47,573
That was one thing at least that the
tax office and I could agree on.
435
00:22:49,030 --> 00:22:50,845
♪ Relax, don't do it ♪
436
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,845
♪ When you want to suck it, do it ♪
437
00:22:52,870 --> 00:22:55,190
♪ Relax, don't do it ♪
438
00:22:56,550 --> 00:22:57,845
♪ When you wanna come... ♪
439
00:22:59,830 --> 00:23:04,805
I'm going to need you to put
your fingers inside me.
440
00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:07,885
- What, here?
- Well, obviously here.
441
00:23:07,910 --> 00:23:10,605
But, I mean, it's quite public.
442
00:23:10,630 --> 00:23:13,950
Just do it. Oh!
443
00:23:16,302 --> 00:23:17,342
Now...
444
00:23:18,190 --> 00:23:20,602
Martin, tell me
445
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:24,085
- your National Insurance number.
- What?
446
00:23:24,110 --> 00:23:29,203
Your National Insurance number.
Give it to me.
447
00:23:29,918 --> 00:23:31,605
And keep on doing that. Oh...
448
00:23:31,630 --> 00:23:35,125
- Uhm, it's NCW...
- Oh!
449
00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:40,565
- 21, 55... - Oh!
- ..764... - Mm!
450
00:23:40,590 --> 00:23:44,270
- I think.
- Now, slowly...
451
00:23:46,030 --> 00:23:49,765
your tax code. Sing it out.
452
00:23:50,124 --> 00:23:52,445
- It's 5, 7...
- Mm...
453
00:23:52,470 --> 00:23:57,165
7... 3... M... 1.
454
00:23:57,190 --> 00:24:02,790
Oh, yeah, emergency tax code.
Yes, I'm almost there.
455
00:24:04,630 --> 00:24:06,607
Taxable income...
456
00:24:07,216 --> 00:24:09,936
for the last... tax year.
457
00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:15,725
- Seven thousand... - Oh!
- ..eight hundred big ones.
458
00:24:17,270 --> 00:24:18,950
Oh, Martin.
459
00:24:34,582 --> 00:24:36,543
That is fucked up. She
didn't want to screw you?
460
00:24:36,569 --> 00:24:39,149
Nope. After that she said goodnight,
461
00:24:39,175 --> 00:24:41,998
shook my hand and told me she
wouldn't be around any more.
462
00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:45,165
She did leave this fucking great
bite mark on my shoulder
463
00:24:45,191 --> 00:24:48,598
as a memento, though - Ouch. Might
need a rabies shot for that, mate.
464
00:24:48,624 --> 00:24:50,445
Don't push your luck, mate.
I've basically whored myself
465
00:24:50,470 --> 00:24:52,972
- to clear the coast for you.
- You know I'd do the same for you, mate.
466
00:24:53,110 --> 00:24:54,925
Here. A token of my appreciation.
467
00:24:55,508 --> 00:24:58,445
Quite literally the wages of sin.
But I'll take it. Cheers.
468
00:24:58,470 --> 00:25:01,165
- How long, chef?
- Five minutes. Where are the kids?
469
00:25:01,190 --> 00:25:02,405
Inside watching ET.
470
00:25:02,430 --> 00:25:06,085
MUM! MUM! TITS!
471
00:25:06,224 --> 00:25:09,485
Like this? - Yeah, hold it like
that. Squeeze them together.
472
00:25:09,510 --> 00:25:11,805
Right, turn this off!
Kids, go upstairs. Go on!
473
00:25:11,830 --> 00:25:13,325
I want a word with your father.
474
00:25:13,350 --> 00:25:15,765
Can I shift this leg now?
I've got pins and needles.
475
00:25:15,790 --> 00:25:17,953
Will you turn this fucking thing off?
476
00:25:19,717 --> 00:25:22,485
I seriously had no idea how Donna's
twin peaks ended up in Spielberg's
477
00:25:22,510 --> 00:25:25,150
second act but I was pretty fucking
certain who was to blame.
478
00:25:26,686 --> 00:25:27,868
I can explain.
479
00:25:27,894 --> 00:25:30,245
Right, you're going to get out there
and recall every fucking copy
480
00:25:30,270 --> 00:25:32,845
I've sold before someone else's
kids discover ET stands for
481
00:25:32,870 --> 00:25:35,197
- Extra Titties.
- Straight away. I'll take care of it.
482
00:25:35,223 --> 00:25:37,987
Shit, boys, you'd better look at this.
483
00:25:39,075 --> 00:25:41,165
However, someone in the West Essex area
484
00:25:41,190 --> 00:25:43,042
has been selling pirated copies
485
00:25:43,197 --> 00:25:46,345
on poorly branded VHS tapes like these.
486
00:25:46,371 --> 00:25:47,805
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
487
00:25:47,830 --> 00:25:49,849
Universal Pictures are offering
a £1,000 reward
488
00:25:49,875 --> 00:25:51,924
for information leading to an arrest.
489
00:25:51,950 --> 00:25:56,177
Now, these pirate recordings do not
only feature the lovable alien,
490
00:25:56,230 --> 00:25:59,285
there's also a rather bizarre
intermission featuring
491
00:25:59,310 --> 00:26:01,396
a conventionally pretty young lady.
492
00:26:01,422 --> 00:26:03,637
Maybe you know the young lady involved,
493
00:26:03,774 --> 00:26:06,789
or maybe you recognise the room
where she's modelling...
494
00:26:07,190 --> 00:26:08,765
Holy Mother of God!
495
00:26:11,927 --> 00:26:14,110
Hello? Stanford 4163.
496
00:26:15,590 --> 00:26:17,786
Sorry, he's out, Walshy.
497
00:26:17,990 --> 00:26:20,845
You'll have to calm down, I can't
understand a word you're saying.
498
00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:22,125
Walshy was on the warpath.
499
00:26:22,150 --> 00:26:25,340
He'd seen Police Five and was threatening
to sack us all first thing Monday.
500
00:26:25,366 --> 00:26:27,125
So, not only did I have to torch
501
00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:28,965
the entire fucking pirate ET stock,
502
00:26:28,990 --> 00:26:31,045
I had to call Ronnie Farrell
and explain why
503
00:26:31,070 --> 00:26:33,078
he had to collect
his equipment immediately.
504
00:26:33,590 --> 00:26:36,485
He took it reasonably well,
for a dangerous sociopath.
505
00:26:36,510 --> 00:26:40,645
200 I've already paid you,
plus 100 for the inconvenience.
506
00:26:40,670 --> 00:26:41,822
Fair enough.
507
00:26:42,162 --> 00:26:46,645
And finally there's a hire fee
for using my equipment
508
00:26:46,670 --> 00:26:47,965
without my permission.
509
00:26:48,239 --> 00:26:49,590
Sorry, what's that?
510
00:26:50,672 --> 00:26:51,967
Another 200.
511
00:26:52,310 --> 00:26:55,525
But, somehow, come Monday
morning we still had our jobs.
512
00:26:55,550 --> 00:26:58,964
Right, what the fuck
has been going on in...!
513
00:26:59,325 --> 00:27:00,965
What are you going on about?
514
00:27:00,990 --> 00:27:03,965
What? I saw Police fucking Five.
515
00:27:03,990 --> 00:27:06,725
Have you been out in the sun
a bit too much this weekend, Tony?
516
00:27:07,031 --> 00:27:09,285
Tony, your wife called. I told
her you were busy hunting
517
00:27:09,310 --> 00:27:12,045
for topless models. But she said
call her back immediately.
518
00:27:12,070 --> 00:27:14,445
Looks like someone should "phone home."
519
00:27:14,470 --> 00:27:15,925
I'll take it downstairs.
520
00:27:16,219 --> 00:27:18,433
I know you pricks have been
up to something.
521
00:27:18,957 --> 00:27:20,790
Oh, this came for you, Martin.
522
00:27:25,039 --> 00:27:26,894
Oh, the conniving little shit!
523
00:27:26,936 --> 00:27:29,725
- She must have done a background check on me!
- What's happened?
524
00:27:29,751 --> 00:27:32,766
It's a demand from the tax office
for unpaid national insurance.
525
00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:34,685
230 quid!
526
00:27:34,710 --> 00:27:37,445
Ha, that'll teach ya.
There's always hidden costs
527
00:27:37,470 --> 00:27:40,125
when you finger-bang
old grannies over the bins.
528
00:27:40,624 --> 00:27:42,285
Really, you should be
paying this, Vincent.
529
00:27:42,310 --> 00:27:45,354
Oh, I would, mate, but I've told you, I'm a
conscientious objector when it comes to tax.
530
00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:47,685
Where's that weaseley wee cunt?!
531
00:27:47,710 --> 00:27:49,709
Is that Fitzpatrick
you're after, Brendan?
532
00:27:50,944 --> 00:27:52,959
Listen, I will pay your tax bill, Okay?
533
00:27:52,985 --> 00:27:54,285
Just don't tell him I'm up here.
534
00:27:54,310 --> 00:27:56,885
I'll pay it myself, mate,
this'll be a lot more fun.
535
00:27:56,910 --> 00:27:58,164
He's up here, Brendan!
536
00:27:59,150 --> 00:28:01,965
Nobody makes money out of my
daughter's tits except me.
537
00:28:01,990 --> 00:28:06,165
Come here! I'll kill you,
you thieving bastard. - No!
538
00:28:06,190 --> 00:28:08,910
♪ As I lie here, thinking of you ♪
539
00:28:10,470 --> 00:28:13,965
♪ I realise that nothing is new ♪
540
00:28:13,990 --> 00:28:15,805
♪ Lying in bed ♪
541
00:28:15,830 --> 00:28:18,125
♪ Thinking of you ♪
542
00:28:18,150 --> 00:28:20,205
♪ I realise ♪
543
00:28:20,230 --> 00:28:22,405
♪ Nothing is new ♪
544
00:28:22,430 --> 00:28:24,525
♪ You say you love me ♪
545
00:28:24,550 --> 00:28:26,605
♪ But you want success ♪
546
00:28:26,630 --> 00:28:28,565
♪ I say you're lying ♪
547
00:28:28,590 --> 00:28:31,125
♪ Nothing has changed ♪
548
00:28:31,150 --> 00:28:33,750
♪ This is the sign of the times... ♪
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