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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,101 --> 00:00:01,402 - [Man] Tonight on Wiseguy. 2 00:00:01,435 --> 00:00:02,269 - Murder! 3 00:00:03,304 --> 00:00:04,805 Murder! 4 00:00:04,839 --> 00:00:06,540 - Stem's completely lost it. 5 00:00:06,574 --> 00:00:09,310 I want you to take charge of the investigation, Kozak. 6 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:11,145 - All right, then we do it my way. 7 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:13,214 - Perhaps a freewheeling discussion on how 8 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:15,116 our town works will help you get to the bottom 9 00:00:15,149 --> 00:00:16,217 of this tragedy. 10 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:18,252 - I'd like that very much. 11 00:00:18,285 --> 00:00:20,488 - And maybe if we have time, we could see a movie. 12 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,323 - [Daniel] You got a serial killer there, Frank. 13 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:24,325 I just hope you're not ridin' with him. 14 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:28,262 - Cocoa? (dramatic music) 15 00:00:28,295 --> 00:00:31,398 (screaming) 16 00:00:31,432 --> 00:00:35,369 ("Wiseguy Theme" by Mike Post) 17 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:50,010 - [Man] Previously on Wiseguy. 18 00:01:50,044 --> 00:01:51,445 - Wake up, Lynchboro. 19 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:53,347 Lynch Kovak's comin' to town. 20 00:01:53,380 --> 00:01:54,348 Get out! 21 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:55,382 - [Man] Ah! 22 00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:56,217 Ah! 23 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:57,184 - Back off! 24 00:01:57,218 --> 00:01:58,352 I'll beat your damn heads in. 25 00:01:58,385 --> 00:02:00,387 - Am I gonna find out something you don't want me to know? 26 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:01,455 - Probably. 27 00:02:01,488 --> 00:02:02,289 - He's a cop. 28 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:04,158 He was the best backup I ever had. 29 00:02:04,191 --> 00:02:06,293 - [Man] You wanna get back into uniform? 30 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:07,995 Welcome to the sheriff's office, Deputy. 31 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:08,629 - They bought it. 32 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:09,463 You're inside. 33 00:02:09,496 --> 00:02:10,664 - What's going on? 34 00:02:10,698 --> 00:02:12,066 - He was gonna shoot ya. 35 00:02:12,099 --> 00:02:13,500 - Were you going to shoot me, Bobby? 36 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:14,401 - Yes, sir. 37 00:02:14,435 --> 00:02:15,236 - Get him out of here. 38 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:16,170 Get rid of him. 39 00:02:16,203 --> 00:02:17,438 - Why are you givin' him to me? 40 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:18,439 - 'Cause Volchek told me to get rid of 'em. 41 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:19,373 - What am I gonna do with 'em? 42 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:20,941 - Keep him out of Lynchboro. 43 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:21,575 - Why? 44 00:02:21,609 --> 00:02:22,977 What are you gonna do? 45 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:24,144 - I'm gonna get close to Volchek 46 00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:25,713 and I don't have a lot of time. 47 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:26,580 - Eh. 48 00:02:28,182 --> 00:02:29,116 What's this? 49 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,284 - It's Bobby. 50 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:31,619 You told me to get rid of 'em. 51 00:02:34,455 --> 00:02:35,222 - Ew! 52 00:02:35,256 --> 00:02:36,624 To get rid of somebody means to me 53 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:39,526 to remove them from my personal space. 54 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,629 To you it obviously means something different. 55 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,097 - Mmm. 56 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:44,265 - Let's say if I want somebody to no longer 57 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:47,534 be here as in the expiration of their mortal existence. 58 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:49,336 You understand what I'm saying? 59 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:50,304 - Yeah. 60 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:51,305 You mean dead. 61 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:52,139 - Shh. 62 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,507 We won't use that word. 63 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:55,442 The word we'll use is ah... 64 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,445 Marek. 65 00:02:58,479 --> 00:03:03,384 If I say to you we'll let Marek handle this, 66 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:07,121 it'll mean, you know, like Bobby. 67 00:03:07,154 --> 00:03:08,222 - Marek. 68 00:03:08,255 --> 00:03:09,156 - Marek. 69 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:09,757 It's a name in the movie. 70 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:10,691 - Ah. 71 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:11,525 - You'll come and watch it. 72 00:03:11,558 --> 00:03:12,459 - Yeah, sure. 73 00:03:12,493 --> 00:03:13,994 - Thank you, Deputy Kozak. 74 00:03:14,028 --> 00:03:15,095 - Okay, okay. 75 00:03:16,063 --> 00:03:18,232 - And ah, no more Marek. 76 00:03:19,566 --> 00:03:20,401 - Yeah. 77 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:33,580 - Limitations are given to us by our leaders. 78 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:36,550 By accepting them our life is made better. 79 00:03:38,185 --> 00:03:41,422 Remember that it was only through the efforts of Moses 80 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:44,725 that the Israelites reached the promised land. 81 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:49,596 In the desert the Israelites recognized their limitations, 82 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:51,532 their need to be led, 83 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:56,403 so that they could reach the land of milk and honey. 84 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:02,343 (man coughing in background) 85 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:04,778 If I might digress, 86 00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:07,548 I noticed that the newest member of the community 87 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:11,485 is finally with us today. 88 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:14,822 (man coughing in background) 89 00:04:14,855 --> 00:04:17,458 And as the Israelites welcomed the hairy Hittite 90 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:21,662 to their bosom, let us welcome Vinnie Kozak. 91 00:04:23,197 --> 00:04:25,499 (organ music) 92 00:04:27,568 --> 00:04:28,435 All rise. 93 00:04:34,341 --> 00:04:35,576 - Page 41, Vinnie. 94 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:40,614 ♪ Shall we gather at the river 95 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:46,487 ♪ Where bright angel feet have trod ♪ 96 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:52,793 ♪ With its crystal tide forever ♪ 97 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:58,198 ♪ Flowing by the throne of God 98 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:04,104 ♪ Yes, we'll gather at the river ♪ 99 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:08,876 - Well, I guess it's back to the old speed trap, huh? 100 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:10,744 - No work today, Vinnie. 101 00:05:10,778 --> 00:05:12,212 Today's the slug fest. 102 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:14,515 - Slug fest. 103 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:17,818 ♪ With the saints at the river 104 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:22,222 ♪ That flows by the throne of God ♪ 105 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:25,526 (punches smacking) 106 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:30,564 ♪ Yes, we'll gather at the river ♪ 107 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:35,803 ♪ The beautiful, the beautiful river ♪ 108 00:05:37,404 --> 00:05:42,209 ♪ Gather with the saints at the river ♪ 109 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:43,610 - Come on, Rev. 110 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:44,845 Bless 'em and let 'em rip. 111 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:46,647 - Boys, you know as well as I do 112 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,715 that we can't start without, 113 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:49,750 well, here we go. 114 00:05:49,783 --> 00:05:51,151 - [Man] Hey. 115 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:53,353 Yeah, let's get this trouble goin'. 116 00:05:54,455 --> 00:05:57,357 (punches smacking) 117 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:00,894 - Welcome to the Sunday slug fest. 118 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:04,264 Our champion, of course, is still Mike Sweeney 119 00:06:04,298 --> 00:06:06,333 from the Shaven's Disposal Department. 120 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,935 (men cheering and applauding) 121 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:12,773 And our challenger is young Donny Wallavick. 122 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:15,642 - [Man] (laughing) That's the challenger, oh! 123 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:18,645 (men applauding) 124 00:06:18,679 --> 00:06:20,380 - Your day, Donny. 125 00:06:20,414 --> 00:06:21,782 Make the most of it. 126 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:22,683 - Thank you, sir. 127 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,820 - [Man] Come on, Sweeney! 128 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:28,555 - [Man] Come on, Sweeney! 129 00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:29,490 - [Man] Let's go, baby. 130 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:30,357 Make it quick. 131 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:35,696 - Hit hard, boys. 132 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,564 And watch the good things happen. 133 00:06:38,465 --> 00:06:41,268 (men cheering) 134 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:46,306 (punches smacking) (grunting) 135 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:51,178 (men cheering and jeering) 136 00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:56,183 - He's doin' worse than me. 137 00:06:57,351 --> 00:06:58,952 - What the hell's the matter with you? 138 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:06,727 (punches smacking) 139 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,729 (men cheering and jeering) 140 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:11,565 (punch smacking) 141 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:16,603 (men jeering) (crowd applauding) 142 00:07:17,004 --> 00:07:17,704 - Donny, Donny. 143 00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:20,474 Stay down, stay down. 144 00:07:20,507 --> 00:07:21,742 You can't beat 'em. 145 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,477 Just stay out of it. 146 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:25,779 (grunting) 147 00:07:30,717 --> 00:07:34,755 (punches smacking) (grunting) 148 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:39,793 (crowd jeering) (crowd applauding) 149 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:42,462 He's gonna kill him. 150 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:44,831 - This is a right of passage, Vincent. 151 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:45,832 He has to become a man. 152 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:49,870 (men jeering) 153 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:55,876 (punch smacking) (grunting) 154 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:58,845 (crowd applauding) 155 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,686 (crowd jeering) 156 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:10,891 - [Man] Come on, Donny. 157 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:12,693 - [Man] Take him out, Donny. 158 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:13,927 (punch smacking) 159 00:08:13,961 --> 00:08:17,064 - [Man] Hey, get 'em now, get 'em now. 160 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:17,998 Come on, baby. 161 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:20,334 (punch smacking) 162 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:20,968 - [Man] Stay down, man. 163 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:21,835 Stay down. 164 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:26,340 - [Man] Stay down, Donny. 165 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:27,407 (punch smacking) (grunting) 166 00:08:27,441 --> 00:08:28,442 - [Man] Hit him one more time. 167 00:08:28,475 --> 00:08:29,309 - That's it. 168 00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:30,711 That is enough! 169 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:31,712 - I'll tell you enough. 170 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:32,713 - That's enough! (punch smacking) 171 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:33,780 - Kozak! 172 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:36,450 I want to speak with you immediately. 173 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:42,889 - Come on, Donny. 174 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:43,724 Come on. 175 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:44,891 Get up. 176 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:46,627 Come on, let's go. 177 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:49,663 (platform whirring) 178 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:56,403 - Reverend Adams, when Sweeney recovers, 179 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:57,871 take him over to the Corvette Club 180 00:08:57,904 --> 00:08:59,940 and make sure he gets the Sunday special, on me. 181 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:02,676 Stemmer, take it from here. 182 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:08,382 - Meal time, boys. 183 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:09,049 Let's eat! 184 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:17,891 - Kozak. 185 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:19,593 Kozak! 186 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:21,561 Get away from that boy and get back to the office. 187 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:23,697 Get Donny and bring him to me immediately. 188 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:39,880 - I didn't want Kozy to help. 189 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:40,981 He did it on his own. 190 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:43,617 - I like him, Donny. 191 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:46,019 I really like him. 192 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:48,889 But I'm afraid of what I might say to him at this moment. 193 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:52,926 Walk with me. 194 00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:57,497 - You've got to let me try it again. 195 00:09:57,531 --> 00:10:00,767 Please, I wanna fight Sweeney without Kozak stoppin' it. 196 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:03,403 If you don't go through slug fest, you're not a man. 197 00:10:05,539 --> 00:10:06,673 I'm sorry. 198 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:10,043 - Donny, it's not a matter of contrition or repentance. 199 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:11,611 It's a matter of attrition. 200 00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:14,981 The grinding down of friction. 201 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:18,085 Or as in this case the bare knuckles of the slug fest, 202 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:22,022 so that I am able to retire the boy 203 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:25,025 and introduce the man, 204 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,694 the deputy, the happy citizen. 205 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,864 And as a result, when the town sees you in uniform, 206 00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:32,766 they'll know you've earned it 207 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:34,968 and the respect it deserves. 208 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:38,972 - But for now I'm a disgrace. 209 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,109 - Of course, Donny, but I promise you, 210 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,911 I'll get you another shot at getting pounded. 211 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:47,214 Faster than you can say Jack Dempsey, 212 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:49,950 we'll have that one eye looking just like the other one. 213 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,785 Now grab yourself some me time, Donny, 214 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,687 and come on back and have some lunch. 215 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:56,056 Yes, sir. 216 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,491 By this time next Sunday, 217 00:10:57,524 --> 00:10:58,959 we're gonna have you standing on Main Street 218 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,795 in a pair of dark glasses and a cane and a cup. 219 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:02,996 - Oh no. 220 00:11:03,029 --> 00:11:04,030 - Donny, what is it? 221 00:11:05,599 --> 00:11:07,000 - Oh no. 222 00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:10,003 (soft dramatic music) 223 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,607 - Red, get Stemmer! 224 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:17,644 Jeff, give him a hand. 225 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,847 (soft dramatic music) 226 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,852 Stem, help Donny! 227 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,059 - My pals. 228 00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:07,594 Those are my pals. 229 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:11,998 Someone stole them like a thief in the night. 230 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,935 - Attitude, Stem, attitude! 231 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,003 Get them out of there. 232 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:24,911 A quick prayer. 233 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,546 Men, for two of our finest. 234 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,081 - Murder. 235 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,117 Murder! 236 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:31,985 Murder! 237 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:33,820 Murder! 238 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:38,558 Murder! (sobbing) 239 00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:41,127 Murder! (sobbing) 240 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:42,162 Oh, my boys. 241 00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:44,097 Murder! 242 00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:54,107 (dog barking in background) 243 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,182 Last time we were together we, 244 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,085 we shared a plug of Red Indian chew, 245 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:08,855 and talked about going to Copenhagen. 246 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,291 - They were fine men, Stem. 247 00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:14,728 - They were good dancers, too. 248 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,109 - Stem's completely lost it. 249 00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:37,817 (man vomiting) 250 00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:39,686 This is a quiet, little town, Vince. 251 00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:42,289 Nothing, and I mean nothing happens here. 252 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:45,258 Tranquility is my silent partner. 253 00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:58,271 I want you to take charge of the investigation, Kozak. 254 00:13:58,305 --> 00:13:59,139 - Oh yeah? 255 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,175 - Now's the time for initiative, Vince. 256 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,810 I'll make it worth your while. 257 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,345 - All right, then we do it my way. 258 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:09,816 - All right, but no Marek. 259 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,252 At least I don't want to know about it. 260 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:13,119 Deal? 261 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,422 - All right, the first thing we do is 262 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,090 get these bodies on ice until your forensics 263 00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:18,825 department can take a look at 'em. 264 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:19,926 Then we'll drag the river. 265 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,195 - You think we've got a forensic department here? 266 00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:24,230 Right now all I got is a local meat locker 267 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:25,832 and a bridge troll for sheriff. 268 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,701 - All right, then we need to bring in an expert. 269 00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:29,202 - Forget it. 270 00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:30,236 - And the next thing we need is a federal investigator. 271 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:31,237 - Fed? 272 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:32,138 What the hell? 273 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:32,772 - You think you're the only guy that has 274 00:14:32,806 --> 00:14:34,174 somebody in their pocket? 275 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,008 I got this friend. 276 00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:38,111 (sighing) 277 00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:39,312 - Vincent. 278 00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:42,649 (car doors slamming) 279 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:49,889 - Look at it this way. 280 00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,091 How long you think Rogo's gonna let you 281 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,826 handle this by yourself? 282 00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:54,327 This case is a loudmouth's paradise. 283 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:56,696 He's gonna have outside help here in hours. 284 00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:58,932 (sobbing) 285 00:14:58,965 --> 00:14:59,766 - Oh no! 286 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:02,002 No! No! 287 00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:05,338 (sobbing) 288 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:07,240 - Frank. 289 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,209 We got trouble here. 290 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,043 - 0h, swell. 291 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,745 Give me the highlights. 292 00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,046 - Two dead cops. 293 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:15,248 - [Frank] You're kiddin'. 294 00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:16,316 - Those are the guys that have been missin' 295 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:17,283 for a couple of weeks. 296 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:18,985 - I'm on my way. 297 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,086 You need anything? 298 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,421 - Bring me a forensic pathologist. 299 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:25,325 - Something finally went wrong in a big way, Mark. 300 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,161 What are you gonna do? 301 00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:28,995 - Lower your voice, Rogo. 302 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:31,131 - What do you mean lower my voice? 303 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:35,135 I think we all should hear what you're gonna do. 304 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,170 - It's a case of what should we all do, isn't it? 305 00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:40,273 I mean, tragedy is indiscriminate. 306 00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:42,842 You of all people, Rogo, should know that. 307 00:15:42,876 --> 00:15:44,144 - That's right. 308 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,745 Act like you're in control. 309 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,782 - Stem's way too close to all this. 310 00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:52,085 I've placed Deputy Kozak in charge. 311 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,186 - Mark, these two are cops. 312 00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:55,522 We need the state to investigate this. 313 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:56,523 - He's right. 314 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,124 We need outside help. 315 00:15:58,158 --> 00:15:59,059 - I agree. 316 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:01,161 But why rely on the state when we can have 317 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:02,362 a federal investigator? 318 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:03,963 (sighing) 319 00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,165 - All right, listen up. 320 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,169 A forensics expert 321 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,771 and a federal investigator will be here in a few hours. 322 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:14,374 Cops will not allow other cops to be murdered. 323 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:17,510 Now please go home 324 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,248 and let us carry on with our investigation. 325 00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:25,351 I said go home! 326 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,054 Now go on, move! 327 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,471 - An 18-year-old boy vanishes. 328 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,806 Two bodies mysteriously appear. 329 00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:48,541 What the hell's goin' on? 330 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,110 - Stay calm, damn it. 331 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:51,311 - Why should I? 332 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,446 - Because hysteria is contagious. 333 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,079 I'm putting you on the bench for this one, Stem. 334 00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:28,381 Vince is gonna quarterback the investigation. 335 00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:33,119 - But the situation, the particular-- 336 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:35,155 - You're out on thin ice and you are 337 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,823 jumping up and down. 338 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:43,463 Take some time, Stem. 339 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:45,465 Relax. 340 00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:58,545 So, you're a man of medicine, Krall. 341 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:02,916 Krall. 342 00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:09,556 - Whenever the master says do this thing, I do it. 343 00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:12,559 Whatever the thing may be. 344 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,997 (dramatic music) 345 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:53,399 Call for the robin red breast and the wren. 346 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:58,171 Since o'er shady groves they hover. 347 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,374 And with leaves and flowers 348 00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:05,945 do cover the friendless bodies of unburied men. 349 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:10,984 (scoffing) 350 00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:17,357 (soft acoustic guitar music) 351 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:32,939 - What a waste. 352 00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:38,578 (electronic beeping) 353 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:39,479 - Yeah. 354 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:40,446 - [Stem] Donny. 355 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,681 Donny, is Mark there? 356 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,082 - Yeah, he's right here. 357 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,122 - What? 358 00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:50,690 - Kozak's fed has arrived at the meat locker. 359 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:51,591 You want me to-- 360 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,026 - No. 361 00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:53,626 I want to talk to this man alone. 362 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,461 You stick with Kozak. 363 00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:57,363 Pace is on pal, Donny. 364 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:05,138 (soft dramatic music) 365 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:21,120 (horse hooves clomping) 366 00:20:21,154 --> 00:20:22,188 - Mr. Volchek? 367 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,022 - Yes. 368 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:23,656 How'd you know? 369 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,491 - Oh, just a wild guess. 370 00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:27,060 I'm Frank McPike. 371 00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:28,528 I have the forensics men inside. 372 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,662 It's nice to meet you. 373 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:35,501 Hello, Rizzo. 374 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:39,672 Say hello to Mr. Volchek. 375 00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:41,541 - Hello. 376 00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:44,377 - So how's it goin'? 377 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,179 - Looks pretty cut and dried, Frank. 378 00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:47,814 Gonna have to take him back to Portland, though. 379 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:48,648 - Portland? 380 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:49,615 That's impossible. 381 00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:51,250 I want this thing done now! 382 00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:53,286 Mr. McPike. 383 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,524 (sighing) 384 00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:04,297 Kozak assured me you knew the parameters here. 385 00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:05,732 I was told you had an arrangement. 386 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:06,833 - And a murder's a murder, 387 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,301 and I'm a federal officer. 388 00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:10,503 The bodies have to be dealt with by the book. 389 00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:13,539 - But the book doesn't have to leave the library, does it? 390 00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:16,509 Let's just call it a reference book. 391 00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:18,277 You can study it as long as you want. 392 00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:20,646 Just don't take it from the reading room. 393 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,181 - I still have a job to do. 394 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:26,652 - I've got a town on the edge of hysteria, Mr. McPike. 395 00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:29,422 Don't rattle cages when sleep is what they need. 396 00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:33,559 - Questions still have to be asked. 397 00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:35,728 - I shall gather the worried at a friendly place 398 00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:38,331 and quell their darkest fears. 399 00:21:38,364 --> 00:21:41,467 I want nothing to disturb the tranquility of my town. 400 00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:46,672 (horse neighing) 401 00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:48,641 - Hi-ho, Silver. 402 00:21:50,676 --> 00:21:53,646 - Everything wrong with this town has to do with Volchek. 403 00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:55,681 And everybody knows it. 404 00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:58,451 - What exactly is it that's wrong, Rogo? 405 00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,319 100% employment? 406 00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:01,654 Swell schools? 407 00:22:01,687 --> 00:22:03,423 Free cable TV? 408 00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:04,690 No. 409 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:06,459 What I think everybody knows is wrong is you. 410 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:10,863 - Now Volchek is ultimately responsible for the murders. 411 00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:12,231 - Well, that's speculation. 412 00:22:12,265 --> 00:22:13,166 I need evidence. 413 00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:14,600 What would be his motive? 414 00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:17,236 - I'm tellin' you, you can't do this by the numbers. 415 00:22:17,270 --> 00:22:18,704 I mean, there's not gonna be a Colonel Mustard 416 00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:19,705 in the library with a wrench. 417 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:20,640 Right, Stem? 418 00:22:23,309 --> 00:22:24,477 You want a motive? 419 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:25,344 Control. 420 00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:27,814 You want a murder weapon? 421 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,549 This whole bloody town. 422 00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:32,251 - And I'm tellin' you that's not good enough. 423 00:22:32,285 --> 00:22:33,719 - He's nuts. 424 00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:35,621 Sits in that empty house, 425 00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:37,457 watchin' that same terrible movie 426 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:39,725 over and over and over again. 427 00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:40,660 - Mmm-hmm. 428 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:43,329 Bad taste in film is not a criminal offense. 429 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,731 - Yeah, well just wait till you've seen it. 430 00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:46,833 - The two dead men. 431 00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:53,506 They were practically Volchek's bodyguards. 432 00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:55,741 You check what they really did for a livin'. 433 00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:57,176 - They were duly appointed deputies 434 00:22:57,210 --> 00:22:58,811 in charge of the peace in this community. 435 00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:00,746 If Mr. Volchek sought their help in regards 436 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:01,948 to various industries-- 437 00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:04,183 - Stem, you're turnin' into an old whore. 438 00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:06,352 - If you weren't a cripple I, 439 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:07,653 I'd mop the floor with you. 440 00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:12,692 - Just like old times, huh, Stem? 441 00:23:13,926 --> 00:23:17,497 Only Volchek's not around to give you a hand, huh? 442 00:23:21,367 --> 00:23:22,201 Go on, Stem. 443 00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:23,870 Take a shot. 444 00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:28,708 - You, you pee wit. 445 00:23:33,312 --> 00:23:34,881 - Something is terribly wrong here. 446 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:40,219 The whole town's scared. 447 00:23:42,955 --> 00:23:44,557 Go see for yourself. 448 00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:50,329 Something is unraveling delightfully. 449 00:23:50,363 --> 00:23:51,430 - [Vince] Let's go over to the Tree Top Inn. 450 00:23:51,464 --> 00:23:52,398 Let's find Volchek. 451 00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:57,937 - Stem, one more thing. 452 00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:02,842 I know those two were your buddies. 453 00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:07,580 And I know how much you must be hurtin' inside. 454 00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:10,816 I'm sorry. 455 00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:22,628 - I appreciate everyone's concern. 456 00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:24,263 These deaths are tragic. 457 00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:24,997 But please, folks. 458 00:24:25,031 --> 00:24:27,333 There's nothing to worry about. 459 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:28,801 Rick. 460 00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:30,369 - Uh, Mr. Volchek. 461 00:24:30,403 --> 00:24:32,538 We're all scared. 462 00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:37,343 I mean, heck, Tesla was a big, strong guy. 463 00:24:37,376 --> 00:24:39,879 And now Stem is saying somebody killed him? 464 00:24:41,681 --> 00:24:42,782 - Here they are, folks. 465 00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:44,517 The men of the hour. 466 00:24:44,550 --> 00:24:48,487 Allow me to introduce Frank McPike, federal investigator. 467 00:24:48,521 --> 00:24:53,292 - Are, are you really a dick? 468 00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:58,965 - Federal investigator. 469 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:01,534 (applauding) 470 00:25:02,401 --> 00:25:03,469 - Yes, sir. 471 00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:04,870 A federal investigator. 472 00:25:04,904 --> 00:25:07,840 I am going to take care of this, folks. 473 00:25:07,873 --> 00:25:09,775 Just like my father did when you all 474 00:25:09,809 --> 00:25:11,644 needed health insurance, hmm. 475 00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:13,346 Just like his father did during 476 00:25:13,379 --> 00:25:15,581 the Thanksgiving Day mining collapse of '31. 477 00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:19,752 The key here is to cooperate fully with Mr. McPike. 478 00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:22,688 And in the meantime, 479 00:25:22,722 --> 00:25:24,857 concentrate on the good things of our town. 480 00:25:27,093 --> 00:25:28,828 We all have jobs. 481 00:25:29,729 --> 00:25:30,896 We don't lock our doors. 482 00:25:31,931 --> 00:25:33,499 And our kids love to sing. 483 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:35,568 - Well, he's pretty smart. 484 00:25:35,601 --> 00:25:37,069 I thought you said he was insane. 485 00:25:37,103 --> 00:25:38,871 - Just wait till you visit Gorslava. 486 00:25:38,904 --> 00:25:41,374 - The best thing for all of you to do 487 00:25:41,407 --> 00:25:42,541 is to get some sleep. 488 00:25:43,976 --> 00:25:45,911 Max, Max. 489 00:25:45,945 --> 00:25:47,546 Break out some brandy and give us all 490 00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:48,881 a little warm up for our journey. 491 00:25:48,914 --> 00:25:50,549 - You bet, Mr. Volchek. 492 00:25:53,786 --> 00:25:55,688 - Kozak, get back to the office and wait for 493 00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:56,756 the forensics report. 494 00:25:57,890 --> 00:25:58,958 - That's a good idea. 495 00:26:00,793 --> 00:26:02,128 - Now Mr. McPike. 496 00:26:02,161 --> 00:26:05,464 May I invite you up to my house for a nightcap? 497 00:26:05,498 --> 00:26:07,466 Perhaps a freewheeling discussion on how 498 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:08,801 our town works will help you get to 499 00:26:08,834 --> 00:26:10,670 the bottom of this tragedy. 500 00:26:10,703 --> 00:26:12,538 - I'd like that very much. 501 00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:14,874 - And maybe if we have time, we could see a movie. 502 00:26:15,941 --> 00:26:16,776 - A movie? 503 00:26:18,844 --> 00:26:21,781 (engine revving) 504 00:26:23,883 --> 00:26:25,885 You do know these road pretty well, huh? 505 00:26:26,952 --> 00:26:28,854 - Just like the town, 506 00:26:28,888 --> 00:26:30,523 the mine, the mill. 507 00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:34,493 They're my responsibility, my product. 508 00:26:34,527 --> 00:26:36,796 I've been in the family for almost a century. 509 00:26:36,829 --> 00:26:38,597 - Lived here your whole life? 510 00:26:38,631 --> 00:26:39,932 - I will always live here. 511 00:26:40,966 --> 00:26:43,636 (phone ringing) 512 00:26:44,837 --> 00:26:46,972 You have reached the wheels of Gorslava. 513 00:26:47,873 --> 00:26:49,975 - [Daniel] Can I talk to Frank McPike? 514 00:26:50,009 --> 00:26:52,545 - Whom may I say is calling? 515 00:26:52,578 --> 00:26:53,879 - This is his superior. 516 00:26:53,913 --> 00:26:54,814 Put him on. 517 00:26:54,847 --> 00:26:55,848 - He's right here. 518 00:26:55,881 --> 00:26:56,749 Go ahead. 519 00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:57,750 - It's procedure. 520 00:26:59,585 --> 00:27:00,152 McPike. 521 00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:02,021 - Can you talk? 522 00:27:02,054 --> 00:27:02,955 - Sure, go ahead. 523 00:27:02,988 --> 00:27:04,523 I'm right here with Mr. Volchek. 524 00:27:04,557 --> 00:27:05,958 - Those two deputies. 525 00:27:05,991 --> 00:27:09,795 They drowned after being bound with 20-pound cord. 526 00:27:09,829 --> 00:27:10,930 - Is it about my men? 527 00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:11,864 - Please. 528 00:27:11,897 --> 00:27:13,666 - They were rendered unconscious by a shot 529 00:27:13,699 --> 00:27:15,901 from a stun gun to the base of the skull. 530 00:27:16,902 --> 00:27:19,004 They gun had apparently been lethally modified. 531 00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:22,942 Well, I ran this through the computer, Frank. 532 00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:24,977 And a number of large bells went off. 533 00:27:25,010 --> 00:27:26,779 I mean the Big Ben type. 534 00:27:26,812 --> 00:27:27,646 - Keep going. 535 00:27:29,115 --> 00:27:32,017 - The MO, it matches the murders of eight girls 536 00:27:32,051 --> 00:27:33,152 in the Portland area. 537 00:27:34,620 --> 00:27:36,188 You got a serial killer there, Frank. 538 00:27:36,222 --> 00:27:37,923 The stun gun killer to be exact. 539 00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:41,160 (sighing) 540 00:27:41,193 --> 00:27:44,764 I just hope you're not ridin' with him. 541 00:27:44,797 --> 00:27:47,967 (soft dramatic music) 542 00:27:52,138 --> 00:27:54,907 (engine revving) 543 00:28:02,715 --> 00:28:05,117 - [Woman] Suggesting that you have no time for love? 544 00:28:08,087 --> 00:28:11,757 - There have been no others, Maude. 545 00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:14,994 (roller skates clanking) 546 00:28:16,962 --> 00:28:18,230 - [Woman] You must be tired from your trip. 547 00:28:18,264 --> 00:28:19,098 - Cocoa? 548 00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:23,169 (clearing throat) 549 00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:24,804 - Thank you. 550 00:28:24,837 --> 00:28:25,905 - [Woman] In the meantime Krall will show you 551 00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:27,273 to your chambers so that you may refresh yourself. 552 00:28:27,306 --> 00:28:29,975 I will ring for him. 553 00:28:30,009 --> 00:28:33,012 - May father raised the most beautiful, 554 00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:34,780 delicate orchids. 555 00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:35,648 Very difficult. 556 00:28:37,116 --> 00:28:40,119 He had to keep them at the same precise temperature. 557 00:28:41,287 --> 00:28:44,857 Parcel out moisture most carefully. 558 00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:47,860 And above all, protect them from 559 00:28:47,893 --> 00:28:50,796 the slightest draft from outside. 560 00:28:52,331 --> 00:28:53,532 - Hell of a job. 561 00:28:54,667 --> 00:28:57,136 - I practice my passion on the town. 562 00:28:58,003 --> 00:28:59,972 My own little hot house flower. 563 00:29:01,106 --> 00:29:05,878 I've made it into a colorful, tremulous orchid. 564 00:29:05,911 --> 00:29:07,847 So similar to what my father did, 565 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,950 but I think more beautiful. 566 00:29:10,983 --> 00:29:12,051 - Well, congratulations. 567 00:29:13,185 --> 00:29:15,154 - Do you know much about orchids? 568 00:29:15,187 --> 00:29:17,623 What makes them so beautiful is 569 00:29:17,656 --> 00:29:20,259 that they require a specialized pollination 570 00:29:20,292 --> 00:29:21,994 because of a twisted ovary. 571 00:29:25,231 --> 00:29:26,665 - Are you saying? 572 00:29:28,133 --> 00:29:29,001 - Poor Sir Robert. 573 00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:36,141 - [Mark and Krall] Here are your chambers, sir. 574 00:29:36,175 --> 00:29:39,111 I trust you will find things to your liking. 575 00:29:39,144 --> 00:29:40,045 If not-- 576 00:29:40,079 --> 00:29:41,647 - [Mark and Robert] Well, I'm sure I will. 577 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:42,915 Oh, the maidservant. 578 00:29:42,948 --> 00:29:45,718 I must treat the leech punctures on her face. 579 00:29:45,751 --> 00:29:48,087 - [Mark and Krall] She's resting, sir, as you advised. 580 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,589 I've taken the liberty of painting her face 581 00:29:50,623 --> 00:29:53,993 with hot compresses and a disinfectant tincture. 582 00:29:54,026 --> 00:29:55,694 - [Mark and Robert] Oh, excellent. 583 00:29:55,728 --> 00:29:57,263 So you're a man of medicine, Krall? 584 00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:00,799 - [Mark and Krall] I am a man of all works, sir. 585 00:30:00,833 --> 00:30:04,036 When my master says Krall, do this thing, I do this thing, 586 00:30:04,069 --> 00:30:05,838 whenever it may be. 587 00:30:05,871 --> 00:30:07,239 - [Mark and Robert] Oh, most commendable. 588 00:30:07,273 --> 00:30:11,110 - [Mark and Krall] Thank you, sir. 589 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:14,113 (soft dramatic music) 590 00:30:16,081 --> 00:30:18,751 (pager beeping) 591 00:30:22,354 --> 00:30:24,056 - Uh, excuse me. 592 00:30:24,089 --> 00:30:25,357 I have to use your phone. 593 00:30:27,693 --> 00:30:29,228 - Shall I mute Sir Robert? 594 00:30:29,261 --> 00:30:31,964 - Uh, sure, please. 595 00:30:31,997 --> 00:30:33,732 And do you suppose that I might have 596 00:30:33,766 --> 00:30:35,801 another cup of cocoa? 597 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,803 - Most certainly, sir. 598 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,072 (laughing) 599 00:30:43,809 --> 00:30:47,046 (door clicking) 600 00:30:47,079 --> 00:30:50,215 (phone ringing) 601 00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:51,150 - Hey Uncle, what's up? 602 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:54,053 - Frank, all hell is about to break lose. 603 00:30:54,086 --> 00:30:56,322 There's a 40-man stun gun killer task force 604 00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:58,090 heading your way and they could be 605 00:30:58,123 --> 00:30:59,959 there as early as tomorrow morning. 606 00:30:59,992 --> 00:31:01,126 - All right, it'll blow Vince's cover. 607 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,195 You tell 'em he's gotta get out of here. 608 00:31:03,228 --> 00:31:06,198 - Yeah, yeah, I tried to, but he's convinced it's Volchek. 609 00:31:06,231 --> 00:31:09,068 He's headin' up there right now to move in for the kill. 610 00:31:09,101 --> 00:31:10,869 - He's on his way up here? 611 00:31:10,903 --> 00:31:12,104 - Yeah, and he's got the sheriff 612 00:31:12,137 --> 00:31:13,906 and a woman named Lacey with him. 613 00:31:13,939 --> 00:31:16,208 I tried to stop him, Frank, but I couldn't. 614 00:31:16,241 --> 00:31:17,876 I'm sorry. 615 00:31:17,910 --> 00:31:20,212 - All right, Uncle, thank you, I appreciate it. 616 00:31:24,183 --> 00:31:26,151 - There are many of the little feathers, 617 00:31:26,185 --> 00:31:29,221 all most eager to know you better. 618 00:31:29,254 --> 00:31:31,390 They will cover you from your face down 619 00:31:31,423 --> 00:31:33,225 the whole length of you. 620 00:31:33,258 --> 00:31:35,260 All the way down to your toes. 621 00:31:35,294 --> 00:31:36,128 - No! 622 00:31:37,262 --> 00:31:39,131 No, you wouldn't. 623 00:31:39,164 --> 00:31:41,900 You wouldn't do that, Krall! 624 00:31:41,934 --> 00:31:44,103 - [Krall] Yes, yes, yes. 625 00:31:44,136 --> 00:31:45,137 - [Woman] No! 626 00:31:45,170 --> 00:31:46,038 (evil laughing) 627 00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:46,905 No! 628 00:31:46,939 --> 00:31:48,240 No! 629 00:31:48,273 --> 00:31:49,208 No! 630 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:50,275 Ah! 631 00:31:51,443 --> 00:31:53,012 - Do you like the leeches? 632 00:31:53,045 --> 00:31:54,113 - Stop! Stop! 633 00:31:56,348 --> 00:31:58,951 I'll tell you, I'll tell you! 634 00:32:02,855 --> 00:32:05,257 - [Stem] Your man doesn't like surprises. 635 00:32:05,290 --> 00:32:06,358 - Your deputies drowned after they were 636 00:32:06,392 --> 00:32:09,161 tied together with 20-pound nylon cord 637 00:32:09,194 --> 00:32:12,031 and shocked into unconsciousness with a stun gun. 638 00:32:13,198 --> 00:32:15,300 The MO matches that of a serial killer 639 00:32:15,334 --> 00:32:18,137 who is sought after in five states, 640 00:32:18,170 --> 00:32:19,271 including Washington. 641 00:32:22,508 --> 00:32:26,211 So Lacey, who likes to get weird down at 642 00:32:26,245 --> 00:32:27,146 the Corvette Club? 643 00:32:29,248 --> 00:32:31,250 - I don't think that's any of your business. 644 00:32:37,022 --> 00:32:38,157 - All right, look. 645 00:32:38,190 --> 00:32:39,258 Now I need some straight answers here. 646 00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:40,225 There's eight women dead. 647 00:32:40,259 --> 00:32:41,260 There's eight brutal murders. 648 00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:42,327 Now you drop the riddles, honey. 649 00:32:42,361 --> 00:32:43,395 Who likes it rough? 650 00:32:45,264 --> 00:32:48,233 - Lynchboro's strictly missionary position, Bill. 651 00:32:48,267 --> 00:32:50,169 I got two zebra costumes the Carleson twins 652 00:32:50,202 --> 00:32:51,837 use on Valentine's Day. 653 00:32:51,870 --> 00:32:54,773 (Stem laughing) 654 00:32:54,807 --> 00:32:56,408 And the Reverend Adams likes to come in 655 00:32:56,442 --> 00:32:58,510 every two weeks dressed in a leather tux 656 00:32:58,544 --> 00:33:00,145 and wants to be called Wolfy. 657 00:33:01,213 --> 00:33:02,314 That's about it. 658 00:33:02,347 --> 00:33:04,249 - Well what about Volchek? 659 00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:06,385 - He's not weird. 660 00:33:06,418 --> 00:33:07,786 Just very selective. 661 00:33:09,021 --> 00:33:10,255 - All right, all right. 662 00:33:10,289 --> 00:33:12,257 Of the people that use you or should use you, 663 00:33:12,291 --> 00:33:14,093 who doesn't? 664 00:33:14,126 --> 00:33:15,260 - You mean besides you? 665 00:33:17,930 --> 00:33:18,997 - Yeah, besides me. 666 00:33:27,239 --> 00:33:28,874 - I don't gamble, either. 667 00:33:30,375 --> 00:33:31,210 - Mmm-hmm. 668 00:33:36,315 --> 00:33:39,151 (engine starting) 669 00:33:44,289 --> 00:33:45,124 - Grave robbing. 670 00:33:46,425 --> 00:33:48,894 You know, both my father and grandfather 671 00:33:48,927 --> 00:33:50,963 are here at Gorslava. 672 00:33:50,996 --> 00:33:52,297 - I should plan a picnic. 673 00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:54,233 - More cocoa? 674 00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:55,300 - [Frank] No, please. 675 00:33:58,303 --> 00:34:00,472 - Why don't we stop this right here. 676 00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:03,575 - We got a problem here. 677 00:34:03,609 --> 00:34:05,577 - Has there been a break in the case? 678 00:34:05,611 --> 00:34:06,979 - Those two deputies were whacked 679 00:34:07,012 --> 00:34:08,180 by a serial killer. 680 00:34:09,248 --> 00:34:10,482 Eight girls from here to Portland 681 00:34:10,516 --> 00:34:11,917 were killed in the same way. 682 00:34:11,950 --> 00:34:12,851 Now there's gonna be a task force 683 00:34:12,885 --> 00:34:14,987 of 40 up here in the morning. 684 00:34:15,020 --> 00:34:16,255 - I gotta get back to the sheriff's office 685 00:34:16,288 --> 00:34:18,023 so I can hook up with Portland OCB. 686 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:19,424 - And whatever you got goin' here, 687 00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:21,326 you better tidy it up. 688 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:22,127 - Well, first... 689 00:34:24,363 --> 00:34:26,298 We've got to think of the hospital. 690 00:34:26,331 --> 00:34:28,433 - How could this affect the hospital? 691 00:34:28,467 --> 00:34:30,869 - Has your gyroscope been so completely altered 692 00:34:30,903 --> 00:34:32,938 that you can't grasp priorities? 693 00:34:34,973 --> 00:34:37,476 Gentlemen, I suggest we talk. 694 00:34:37,509 --> 00:34:39,344 - We don't have time to talk. 695 00:34:40,479 --> 00:34:43,282 - Hold on a minute, Frank. 696 00:34:43,315 --> 00:34:45,050 - This affair is going to generate nothing 697 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:48,253 but bad publicity for our community. 698 00:34:48,287 --> 00:34:50,355 It will affect plans for my hospital. 699 00:34:50,389 --> 00:34:52,891 I'm afraid I'm going to have to insist 700 00:34:52,925 --> 00:34:55,527 that we take this investigation slowly and quietly. 701 00:34:55,561 --> 00:34:57,196 - You don't ask federal agents to go 702 00:34:57,229 --> 00:34:59,131 slowly and quietly. 703 00:34:59,164 --> 00:35:02,100 - Don't ever tell Mr. Volchek what he can or can't do. 704 00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:05,204 - Oh brother, I'm going back to town. 705 00:35:05,237 --> 00:35:06,338 Vinnie, I need a ride. 706 00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:10,242 (door slamming) 707 00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:14,413 - Get the cop in the pocket back in your pants. 708 00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:16,982 (laughing) 709 00:35:17,015 --> 00:35:17,649 Initiative. 710 00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:20,986 Strong arm initiative. 711 00:35:32,064 --> 00:35:33,532 (door slamming) 712 00:35:33,565 --> 00:35:35,534 I've really gotta think about this. 713 00:35:36,668 --> 00:35:39,504 I've really got to think about this. 714 00:35:46,545 --> 00:35:49,214 (door slamming) 715 00:35:50,515 --> 00:35:52,918 Everything is teetering on the edge. 716 00:35:57,389 --> 00:35:58,223 The hospital. 717 00:35:59,625 --> 00:36:01,493 The culmination 718 00:36:01,526 --> 00:36:03,028 of decades of work. 719 00:36:03,061 --> 00:36:05,230 The instrument of my dreams 720 00:36:05,264 --> 00:36:08,066 now fast becoming another kingly fantasy. 721 00:36:09,701 --> 00:36:11,370 I won't stand for it! 722 00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:14,006 I simply will not have it die this way. 723 00:36:19,077 --> 00:36:21,380 Absolutely no one to turn to. 724 00:36:24,383 --> 00:36:25,417 40 men tomorrow morning. 725 00:36:27,052 --> 00:36:28,587 It has to be dealt with tonight. 726 00:36:30,255 --> 00:36:32,457 I don't mind saying that you certainly 727 00:36:32,491 --> 00:36:36,728 are a very big part of the problem, Stemmer! 728 00:36:37,796 --> 00:36:39,197 And the dance solo 729 00:36:40,165 --> 00:36:41,233 in three feet of water 730 00:36:41,266 --> 00:36:45,003 with two dead men really didn't help the situation. 731 00:36:45,037 --> 00:36:46,405 No, not at all. 732 00:36:46,438 --> 00:36:48,106 Not at all. 733 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:52,411 On the other hand, you've come about as far 734 00:36:52,444 --> 00:36:54,546 as a human doorstop could go. 735 00:36:56,248 --> 00:37:00,152 You should consider yourself a success. 736 00:37:03,288 --> 00:37:05,057 Well say something, Stemmer! 737 00:37:05,090 --> 00:37:06,091 Say something! 738 00:37:09,094 --> 00:37:11,396 - I, I'm sorry. 739 00:37:12,464 --> 00:37:13,465 - You're sorry. 740 00:37:13,498 --> 00:37:17,369 Well, in lieu of the parachute, here's a hanky. 741 00:37:20,439 --> 00:37:21,673 No. 742 00:37:21,707 --> 00:37:24,776 No, task force won't do at all. 743 00:37:24,810 --> 00:37:25,711 Not at all. 744 00:37:27,312 --> 00:37:29,648 My family's immortality 745 00:37:29,681 --> 00:37:32,284 is going down the toilet. 746 00:37:32,317 --> 00:37:34,252 And you say you're sorry. 747 00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:42,561 (soft dramatic music) 748 00:37:50,202 --> 00:37:51,103 What to do? 749 00:37:51,136 --> 00:37:52,137 What to do? 750 00:37:58,643 --> 00:38:01,413 - [Daniel] Frank, are you intending to leave Vinnie in play? 751 00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:02,614 - No, I agree with you, Uncle. 752 00:38:02,647 --> 00:38:05,450 Vinnie's out of here before the task force arrives tomorrow. 753 00:38:05,484 --> 00:38:07,386 - They all fan out from Lynchboro. 754 00:38:07,419 --> 00:38:09,654 There's no way you can blow that task force off. 755 00:38:12,524 --> 00:38:13,859 - Mr. McPike. 756 00:38:13,892 --> 00:38:15,293 I have some bad news. 757 00:38:15,327 --> 00:38:16,661 - VCR broke? 758 00:38:16,695 --> 00:38:17,796 - I'm taking over this investigation. 759 00:38:17,829 --> 00:38:20,532 This is a local matter, it should be handled locally. 760 00:38:20,565 --> 00:38:22,667 - You can't bully the federal government, Mr. Volchek. 761 00:38:22,701 --> 00:38:23,802 - Dammit, this is my town! 762 00:38:23,835 --> 00:38:24,803 I know it by heart! 763 00:38:25,670 --> 00:38:27,105 You see? 764 00:38:27,139 --> 00:38:27,839 A local matter. 765 00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:30,575 I can't wait for the task force. 766 00:38:30,609 --> 00:38:32,377 By then the news will be all over town. 767 00:38:32,411 --> 00:38:34,379 The tranquility of this community will be gone, 768 00:38:34,413 --> 00:38:35,347 maybe forever. 769 00:38:35,380 --> 00:38:36,681 - Maybe that's good. 770 00:38:36,715 --> 00:38:37,582 - Forever's a long time. 771 00:38:37,616 --> 00:38:38,617 I know that firsthand. 772 00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:40,419 - Don't play God, Mr. Volchek. 773 00:38:40,452 --> 00:38:41,586 - I have to! 774 00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:42,687 I have to! 775 00:38:42,721 --> 00:38:44,723 Without me everything will crumble! 776 00:38:44,756 --> 00:38:46,158 Melt! 777 00:38:46,191 --> 00:38:48,660 McPike, you've gotta give me a shot. 778 00:38:48,693 --> 00:38:51,163 - Now what could you possibly do in one evening? 779 00:38:51,196 --> 00:38:52,464 - I'll tell you what. 780 00:38:52,497 --> 00:38:54,499 We were three and seven my senior year. 781 00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:56,368 Volchek was all-state. 782 00:38:56,401 --> 00:38:57,903 What more do you need? 783 00:38:57,936 --> 00:38:58,770 - Shut up, Stem. 784 00:39:00,739 --> 00:39:01,740 What do you say, McPike? 785 00:39:03,475 --> 00:39:04,376 - Go ahead, Frank. 786 00:39:05,310 --> 00:39:06,578 Let him do it. 787 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:09,614 - Okay, what? 788 00:39:12,751 --> 00:39:13,752 - Man or woman? 789 00:39:13,785 --> 00:39:15,187 - [Frank] What? 790 00:39:15,220 --> 00:39:16,321 - Is the killer a man or a woman? 791 00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:19,157 - 99.9% of the time it's a man. 792 00:39:19,191 --> 00:39:21,626 - 15,000 people in the county, half men. 793 00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:22,761 We're down to 7500. 794 00:39:23,929 --> 00:39:25,630 We can eliminate children as well. 795 00:39:25,664 --> 00:39:27,699 That's another 1200 out. 796 00:39:27,732 --> 00:39:28,834 - You can take out the old folks, too. 797 00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:30,435 At least over 60. 798 00:39:30,469 --> 00:39:31,269 - Another 1000. 799 00:39:31,303 --> 00:39:32,838 Puts us at 5300. 800 00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:34,406 10,000 people in 30 seconds. 801 00:39:34,439 --> 00:39:36,575 We'll have this guy nailed within the hour. 802 00:39:36,608 --> 00:39:37,909 What about shut-ins, the infirm, 803 00:39:37,943 --> 00:39:40,245 lunatics, cancer, AIDS, toothaches, 804 00:39:40,278 --> 00:39:41,480 can't drive, afraid to drive, 805 00:39:41,513 --> 00:39:43,482 broken limb, broken car? 806 00:39:43,515 --> 00:39:46,251 I'm gonna give myself another 300 on that. 807 00:39:46,284 --> 00:39:47,452 - All right, that's pretty good. 808 00:39:47,486 --> 00:39:49,387 You're down to 5000 and counting. 809 00:39:49,421 --> 00:39:50,255 - 5000. 810 00:39:51,456 --> 00:39:52,290 5000. 811 00:39:57,929 --> 00:39:59,464 My God, he travels. 812 00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:03,668 If he is in this town, he travels. 813 00:40:05,470 --> 00:40:06,705 We just hit gold. 814 00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,673 Stem, go through the business directory. 815 00:40:09,641 --> 00:40:10,475 Other than my companies, 816 00:40:10,509 --> 00:40:11,877 there can't be that many men who travel 817 00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:13,745 out of Lynchboro on a regular basis. 818 00:40:13,778 --> 00:40:15,747 The comings and goings of this town are my lifeblood, 819 00:40:15,780 --> 00:40:17,616 my life, my job. 820 00:40:17,649 --> 00:40:18,650 Stem, move it! 821 00:40:21,820 --> 00:40:23,722 National poster boy for REM sleep 822 00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:25,557 and he's the captain of my team. 823 00:40:26,825 --> 00:40:28,693 How long has this guy been at it? 824 00:40:29,895 --> 00:40:31,630 - Well, we have eight girls plus your deputies. 825 00:40:31,663 --> 00:40:32,831 Possibly could be more. 826 00:40:34,533 --> 00:40:35,767 - I'm sure. 827 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,369 The last thing I picture about this guy 828 00:40:37,402 --> 00:40:38,703 is slothfulness. 829 00:40:38,737 --> 00:40:39,671 - [Frank] All right, if you're going by the book, 830 00:40:39,704 --> 00:40:41,506 you're looking at a 30-year-old. 831 00:40:41,540 --> 00:40:42,841 - That's another 2000 out. 832 00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:45,410 Where are we? 833 00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:46,778 - [Frank] 3000. 834 00:40:46,811 --> 00:40:47,779 - 3000. 835 00:40:47,812 --> 00:40:49,581 A handful. 836 00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:50,815 Now we need to get lucky. 837 00:40:52,617 --> 00:40:54,853 (exhaling) 838 00:40:57,622 --> 00:40:58,823 Dammit, Stem. 839 00:40:58,857 --> 00:40:59,791 You're looking at the lumber employees. 840 00:40:59,824 --> 00:41:00,825 Those are mine, I know those. 841 00:41:00,859 --> 00:41:03,428 It's the other folks that you are looking for. 842 00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:04,462 Snap to, will ya? 843 00:41:04,496 --> 00:41:05,764 We need travelers. 844 00:41:07,532 --> 00:41:09,401 (sighing) 845 00:41:09,434 --> 00:41:10,268 Intangibles. 846 00:41:11,836 --> 00:41:13,271 McPike, give me some odds and ends 847 00:41:13,305 --> 00:41:14,739 that will shake something loose. 848 00:41:14,773 --> 00:41:16,007 - Like what? 849 00:41:16,041 --> 00:41:17,576 - Ah. 850 00:41:17,609 --> 00:41:18,510 Education. 851 00:41:18,543 --> 00:41:19,744 Can this guy read and write? 852 00:41:19,778 --> 00:41:20,679 - Just the opposite. 853 00:41:20,712 --> 00:41:21,713 He's probably well-educated. 854 00:41:21,746 --> 00:41:22,881 - Probably well-educated. 855 00:41:23,848 --> 00:41:24,849 What can we say? 856 00:41:26,084 --> 00:41:26,952 College? 857 00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:28,320 Now be careful here. 858 00:41:28,353 --> 00:41:28,987 We're about to turn a corner. 859 00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:30,422 This is a big one. 860 00:41:30,455 --> 00:41:31,823 - All right, for the sake of this exercise 861 00:41:31,856 --> 00:41:32,691 let's say college. 862 00:41:32,724 --> 00:41:33,925 I'll give you that. 863 00:41:33,959 --> 00:41:35,594 - College is about as popular around here 864 00:41:35,627 --> 00:41:36,728 as bad breath on a dentist. 865 00:41:36,761 --> 00:41:37,896 We just hit the 500 mark. 866 00:41:37,929 --> 00:41:39,331 500 and counting. 867 00:41:40,732 --> 00:41:41,967 What else. 868 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,635 - [Frank] Alcohol abuse. 869 00:41:43,668 --> 00:41:44,536 - 400. 870 00:41:44,569 --> 00:41:45,637 - [Frank] Drug abuse. 871 00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:47,706 - 375. 872 00:41:47,739 --> 00:41:49,841 - History of mental illness in the family. 873 00:41:51,643 --> 00:41:52,711 - 375. 874 00:41:54,546 --> 00:41:55,413 - Eldest son. 875 00:41:56,114 --> 00:41:58,316 (book slamming) 876 00:41:58,350 --> 00:41:59,718 - Come on, Stem. 877 00:41:59,751 --> 00:42:00,919 Get with it! 878 00:42:00,952 --> 00:42:01,753 Who travels? 879 00:42:01,786 --> 00:42:02,721 Help me! 880 00:42:02,754 --> 00:42:03,755 - What? 881 00:42:03,788 --> 00:42:04,689 - Firstborn son. 882 00:42:04,723 --> 00:42:05,624 They're usually the ones that-- 883 00:42:05,657 --> 00:42:06,791 - Why the hell didn't you say that before? 884 00:42:06,825 --> 00:42:08,460 We are home. 885 00:42:08,493 --> 00:42:09,728 The town is as good as resealed 886 00:42:09,761 --> 00:42:11,396 and back in the fridge. 887 00:42:11,429 --> 00:42:12,497 I'll have this guy in my office 888 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:13,665 in his jammies in an hour. 889 00:42:13,698 --> 00:42:14,899 Vince, get Red and Jeff in here. 890 00:42:14,933 --> 00:42:16,968 We've got some wake up calls to make. 891 00:42:17,002 --> 00:42:18,903 How many eldest sons can there be who travel 892 00:42:18,937 --> 00:42:20,405 and don't work for me? 893 00:42:20,438 --> 00:42:21,473 10? 894 00:42:21,506 --> 00:42:22,741 12? 895 00:42:22,774 --> 00:42:25,510 Challen and Davis at the water and power company. 896 00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:26,745 The surveyor, Lindbergh. 897 00:42:28,580 --> 00:42:29,881 I'll take it from here, Speed. 898 00:42:33,752 --> 00:42:34,619 - Well, well, well. 899 00:42:34,653 --> 00:42:37,689 If it isn't the old welders of Gorslava. 900 00:42:37,722 --> 00:42:39,791 - [Mark] We don't need the press here, Rogo. 901 00:42:39,824 --> 00:42:41,459 - We got a serial killer in town? 902 00:42:41,493 --> 00:42:42,694 - It's been taken care of. 903 00:42:42,727 --> 00:42:43,561 - [Rogo] By who? 904 00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:46,364 - Oh, come on. 905 00:42:46,398 --> 00:42:47,599 You're kidding. 906 00:42:47,632 --> 00:42:48,933 - [Mark] Don't be so little, Rogo. 907 00:42:48,967 --> 00:42:51,736 Stifle your petty views and fears and help me out. 908 00:42:51,770 --> 00:42:54,039 - Rogo, who do you know that travels 909 00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:56,841 back and forth to Portland on a regular basis? 910 00:42:59,744 --> 00:43:01,146 - I'm lookin' at 'em. 911 00:43:01,179 --> 00:43:03,948 (tape ripping) 912 00:43:05,183 --> 00:43:06,985 - What is the matter with you, Stem? 913 00:43:07,852 --> 00:43:08,853 (sighing) 914 00:43:08,887 --> 00:43:10,355 Travel, that's the key. 915 00:43:11,523 --> 00:43:13,391 We're gonna have this guy bound and gagged 916 00:43:13,425 --> 00:43:14,592 and waiting on the edge of town 917 00:43:14,626 --> 00:43:16,995 for the task force tomorrow. 918 00:43:17,028 --> 00:43:18,396 I'm one. 919 00:43:18,430 --> 00:43:19,064 Stemmer. 920 00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:21,433 The bus driver Omquist. 921 00:43:23,501 --> 00:43:24,703 - If they don't like Portland, 922 00:43:24,736 --> 00:43:26,371 how do they expect to like Copenhagen? 923 00:43:27,505 --> 00:43:29,007 It's all the way over there in Denmark. 924 00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:33,445 Portland. 925 00:43:35,046 --> 00:43:36,981 We ate at a place called The Haven. 926 00:43:37,949 --> 00:43:39,984 Special of the day was Cajun shark 927 00:43:40,018 --> 00:43:42,187 and french fries with Bearnaise sauce. 928 00:43:42,220 --> 00:43:43,054 Oh, God. 929 00:43:44,122 --> 00:43:46,458 I hate Bearnaise sauce. 930 00:43:49,794 --> 00:43:50,995 Then I took 'em down the road 931 00:43:51,029 --> 00:43:52,864 to the Columbia River and we did a blond. 932 00:43:55,033 --> 00:43:56,735 They just stood there. 933 00:43:56,768 --> 00:43:58,103 Didn't seem to enjoy it at all. 934 00:43:59,504 --> 00:44:03,908 I mean, they liked the first half, I guess. 935 00:44:03,942 --> 00:44:05,977 Kissing, romance. 936 00:44:06,010 --> 00:44:09,147 You know, that roughhewn courtship completion part. 937 00:44:10,014 --> 00:44:11,750 But then they just stood there. 938 00:44:13,184 --> 00:44:14,519 Well, what kind of friends were they if 939 00:44:14,552 --> 00:44:15,920 they didn't like doing a blond? 940 00:44:18,923 --> 00:44:21,025 You know, I even showed them the beauty part. 941 00:44:23,728 --> 00:44:25,196 When you stun them, 942 00:44:25,230 --> 00:44:27,599 and just before they go, 943 00:44:27,632 --> 00:44:30,568 their uvula quivers like an opera singer. 944 00:44:32,937 --> 00:44:33,905 You can only do it once, 945 00:44:33,938 --> 00:44:35,540 but it's really fascinating. 946 00:44:37,108 --> 00:44:39,611 I let them watch and they didn't even like it. 947 00:44:41,546 --> 00:44:43,047 Oh, Mark. 948 00:44:43,081 --> 00:44:46,050 Your concern, I'm sure, is over mileage and gas money, 949 00:44:46,084 --> 00:44:47,786 what with all the traveling I did. 950 00:44:47,819 --> 00:44:50,922 But don't worry, it didn't cost the department anything. 951 00:44:52,090 --> 00:44:53,224 My car has a diesel engine so I could 952 00:44:53,258 --> 00:44:54,993 just leave it running the whole time. 953 00:44:55,026 --> 00:44:56,628 And I used two sets of keys. 954 00:44:56,661 --> 00:44:58,630 Leave one in the ignition and lock the doors. 955 00:44:59,798 --> 00:45:01,099 One time I left it running all day. 956 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,201 Gauge was still on full. 957 00:45:04,536 --> 00:45:06,104 So don't you worry about mileage. 958 00:45:07,238 --> 00:45:08,072 I kept receipts. 959 00:45:10,842 --> 00:45:11,709 41 girls. 960 00:45:13,311 --> 00:45:14,879 Yeah. 961 00:45:14,913 --> 00:45:16,247 I had my own sorority. 962 00:45:17,248 --> 00:45:20,985 I felt a thigh. (chuckles) 963 00:45:21,019 --> 00:45:22,020 I got pictures, too. 964 00:45:24,122 --> 00:45:25,190 Despite their state, I think some of 'em 965 00:45:25,223 --> 00:45:26,925 look remarkably lifelike. 966 00:45:28,193 --> 00:45:29,127 This one's Lillian. 967 00:45:31,095 --> 00:45:32,931 And this is a picture of Lillian. 968 00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:36,134 Ah, here's a picture of Lillian. 969 00:45:37,101 --> 00:45:39,170 That one's, that one's Lillian. 970 00:45:39,204 --> 00:45:42,640 You know, for awhile there I thought I could stop, 971 00:45:43,641 --> 00:45:44,776 go to Los Angeles. 972 00:45:45,710 --> 00:45:46,945 Maybe I could get on Jeopardy. 973 00:45:46,978 --> 00:45:49,214 I've always wanted to be on Jeopardy. 974 00:45:49,247 --> 00:45:50,748 I'm real good at it, too. 975 00:45:53,651 --> 00:45:56,821 By hairy hands their nell was rung. 976 00:45:58,590 --> 00:45:59,691 (taser clicking) 977 00:45:59,724 --> 00:46:00,959 You know, Mark. 978 00:46:00,992 --> 00:46:03,127 The last thing I'd ever do is hurt the hospital. 979 00:46:05,630 --> 00:46:08,032 God, I never thought I'd feel this way. 980 00:46:10,134 --> 00:46:11,169 I just plain feel crappy. 981 00:46:13,738 --> 00:46:15,707 Well, it's all crap, isn't it? 982 00:46:15,740 --> 00:46:16,708 (taser ticking) 983 00:46:16,741 --> 00:46:17,575 Hmm? 984 00:46:19,077 --> 00:46:20,078 - Stem! 985 00:46:20,111 --> 00:46:20,979 - Everybody stand back. 986 00:46:21,012 --> 00:46:22,747 He's a live wire. 987 00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:27,785 (body thumping) (soft dramatic music) 988 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,970 (electricity zapping) 989 00:46:50,208 --> 00:46:51,042 - Vince? 990 00:46:52,210 --> 00:46:53,044 Vince? 991 00:46:54,712 --> 00:46:57,715 (breathing heavily) 992 00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:04,289 - [Vince] No more, Frank. 993 00:47:04,322 --> 00:47:06,157 No more. 994 00:47:06,190 --> 00:47:07,792 I have no authority here. 995 00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:08,693 You have no authority here. 996 00:47:08,726 --> 00:47:09,961 - Vince! 997 00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:13,798 - [Vince] Just holes in the ozone, Frank. 998 00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:14,666 - Vince! 999 00:47:17,235 --> 00:47:18,069 Vince! 1000 00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:23,141 (soft dramatic music) 1001 00:47:36,888 --> 00:47:40,792 ("Wiseguy Theme" by Mike Post) 1002 00:48:16,928 --> 00:48:20,331 (bright orchestral music) 67513

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