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I GOT GOLD. YOU GOT GOLD.
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LIL PUSHER'S GOT CRAZY GOLD!
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SOME OF IT JUST SITTING THERE
COLLECTING DUST!
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW MUCH GOLD
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YOU'VE ACQUIRED
THROUGH THE YEARS?
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IT COULD BE LIKE A TREASURE!
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NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO TURN
YOUR GOLD INTO COLD HARD CASH,
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'CAUSE WE HAVE OVER 100
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GOLD TO BE SOLD!
STORES NATIONWIDE.
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OR CALL US AND WE'LL SEND YOU
A FREE SHIPPING PACK,
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BECAUSE WE ARE
AMERICA'S NUMBER-ONE
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ONLINE AND STOREFRONT
GOLD BUYER!
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AND THAT'S
THE GOLD'S HONEST TRUTH!
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YEAH!
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I ASKED FOR ALL THE FORMS
IN THE INVENTORY, GORDON,
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SO I COULD REVIEW THEM
ON MY FLIGHT BACK TO PORTLAND.
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I LEAVE IN 10 MINUTES, SO MOVE.
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YOUR BROTHER --
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DOES NOT RUN THE COMPANY.
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I'LL CALL THE BETTER BUSINESS
BUREAU IF I HAVE TO.
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-CAN I HELP YOU?
-YES. HI.
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I TURNED IN
MY GRANDMOTHER'S NECKLACE
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JUST TO COVER THE MORTGAGE.
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THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT.
IT'S WORTH 15 TIMES THIS.
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I ASSURE YOU, MS. CAMPSTON,
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OUR APPRAISERS ARE ALL
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ACCREDITED GEMOLOGISTS
WITH THE G.I.A.
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WELL, I'D LIKE
MY NECKLACE BACK, THEN.
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OUR POLICY STATES THAT YOU
HAVE TO REQUEST A RETURN
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WITHIN THE ALLOTTED
TWO WEEKS,
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AND I'M SEEING HERE
YOU'RE THREE DAYS OVERDUE.
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BUT THAT'S TWO WEEKS
FROM WHEN THE CHECK WAS SENT
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FROM YOUR ACCOUNTS PAYABLE
DEPARTMENT.
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I JUST GOT IT IN THE MAIL
YESTERDAY.
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THE NECKLACE HAS PROBABLY
ALREADY BEEN MELTED.
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THERE'S -- THERE'S REALLY
NOTHING WE CAN DO.
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WELL, CAN YOU CHECK
FOR SURE AND SEE?
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SURE. COME WITH ME.
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[ KEYS CLACKING,
COMPUTER BEEPS ]
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UNFORTUNATELY, MS. CAMPSTON,
IT HAS BEEN DESTROYED.
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I AM SO SORRY.
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WE'RE DONE HERE.
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-COME ON, MA'AM. LET'S GO.
-WHAT?
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THAT'S IT?!
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HAVE A NICE DAY.
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[ HUMMING ]
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NANA HAD NICE TASTE.
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NOW YOU'VE GOT FIVE MINUTES.
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[ SIGHS ]
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I SAW THE AD ON TV.
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AND AS MUCH AS I DIDN'T WANT TO,
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I HAVE A MORTGAGE TO PAY,
A CHILD TO FEED.
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NEXT THING I KNEW, THEY SENT ME
A PACKET WITH POSTAGE.
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YEAH, THESE
CASH-FOR-GOLD BUSINESSES,
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THEY MAKE IT VERY EASY FOR
CUSTOMERS TO SEND IN THEIR GOLD.
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AND THIS NECKLACE,
IT HAD SENTIMENTAL VALUE TO YOU?
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MY GRANDMA FROM ENGLAND
GAVE IT TO ME BEFORE SHE DIED.
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SHE HELD IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH
THE LONDON BLITZ IN THE '40s.
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I'M SO ASHAMED I SENT IT IN.
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NO, NO, I MEAN,
YOU DID WHAT YOU HAD TO DO,
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AND YOU DID IT FOR YOUR FAMILY.
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NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED ABOUT.
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YEAH, HE'S RIGHT.
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LOOK, YOUR STORY'S NOT UNIQUE.
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THERE ARE THOUSANDS
OF DESPERATE PEOPLE
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WHO SEND IN THEIR GOLD,
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THEY GET THESE CHECKS
WAY BELOW MARKET VALUE.
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THERE'S A PATTERN OF PERFIDY.
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"A PATTERN OF PERFIDY"?
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-MM-HMM.
-THANK YOU.
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BUT I WISH
I HAD THE NECKLACE BACK.
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I JUST KNOW
IT'S STILL OUT THERE.
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OKAY, WELL,
HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
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WE'RE GONNA DO EVERYTHING WE CAN
TO GET IT BACK --
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GET IT BACK FOR YOU.
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AND PROBABLY HELP YOU
PAY THAT MORTGAGE, TOO.
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[ CHUCKLES ] THANK YOU.
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"PATTERN OF PERFIDY"?
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SERIOUSLY?
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YES. THIS IS IT, NATE.
THIS IS THE ONE.
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LOOK, THERE'S
NO INTERNATIONAL CRIME,
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NO RUSSIANS WITH GUNS,
NO INTERPOL.
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IT'S LOW RISK, LOW DANGER,
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JUST TWO VERY SMART DIRTBAGS
WHO LIKE TO HURT PEOPLE.
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THIS IS MY SHOT.
THIS TIME, I RUN THE CON.
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OH, NO.
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-OH, YES.
-OH, BOY.
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
IF YOU DON'T THINK
I CAN HANDLE IT, JUST SAY.
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NO. HARDISON, THAT'S NOT
WHAT I'M SAYING, ACTUALLY.
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WELL, WHAT IS IT?
YOU THINK I'LL MESS IT UP?
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GO ON, SPEAK YOUR MIND.
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NO, COME ON.
PLEASE, JUST DO YOUR THING.
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-"DO YOUR THING."
-SOMETIME TODAY, MAN, ALL RIGHT?
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SOME OF US HAVE SOCIAL LIVES
WE GOT TO GET BACK TO.
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ALL OF YOU
DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND
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HOW MUCH YOU DEPEND ON ME,
DO YOU?
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ALL THE HACKING, THE FAKE I.D.s,
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THE FINANCIAL SEARCHES,
THE SUB-ROSA PROFILING.
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WEEKS OF WORK EVERY TIME,
AND NONE OF YOU APPRECIATE IT.
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HARDISON, WE DO.
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WE JUST -- YOU KNOW,
WE DON'T UNDERSTAND SOME OF IT.
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WELL, MOST OF IT.
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BUT WE'RE VERY --
WE'RE VERY GRATEFUL.
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YES, WE ARE
VERY GRATEFUL, HARDISON.
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NOW, IF YOU WILL,
LET'S -- LET'S RUN IT.
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GOLD TO BE SOLD!
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YOU RUN IT.
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WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD,
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FIND YOUR LITTLE BRIEFING FAIRY
ONLINE, WITHOUT ME.
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START THE JOB, AND SEE
HOW FAR YOU GET...WITHOUT ME.
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NO, I -- HARDISON,
COME ON. R-REALLY, IT'S -- IT --
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That's his
"very serious" arm-cross.
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YEAH.
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ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO.
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[ BEEP ]
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[ BEEPING ]
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REMOTE...
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[ BEEPING ]
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HOW DO YOU --
HOW DO YOU GET TO THE --
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-WEB BROWSER?
-YEAH.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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OH.
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THERE IT IS. AWESOME.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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THERE WE GO.
GOLD TO BE SOLD!
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OOH, GOLD. I LOVE GOLD.
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GOLD TO BE SOLD! BEGAN
AS AN OREGON-BASED COMPANY
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HEADED BY A BROTHER/SISTER TEAM,
BARBARA AND TOMMY MADSEN.
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EXPANDED NATIONWIDE
IN THE LAST FIVE YEARS,
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BUT THEIR MAIN PROCESSING
AND REFINERY'S --
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IS IN PORTLAND, OREGON.
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[ CHUCKLES ] SEE?
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AH. OH, POR--
SORRY, OH, WAIT. NO, IT --
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WHY IS HE LOOKING UP
RESTAURANTS?
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NO, I'M NOT. IT'S --
IT'S GOING UP BY ITSELF.
[ BEEPING ]
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JUST -- WE'LL MOVE OUT OF THAT.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
HERE'S THE THING.
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THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE,
ESPECIALLY IN A BAD ECONOMY,
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THEY SEND THEIR GOLD IN
ONCE A WEEK.
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NOW, THE MADSENS,
WHAT THEIR SCAM IS,
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THEY GIVE LOW ESTIMATES,
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LOST SHIPMENTS, LATE CHECKS --
THAT SORT OF THING.
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NOW, IF WE FIGURE THAT ALL
THE PEOPLE THAT THEY'RE SCAMMING
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ARE LOSING
THE SAME AMOUNT OF MONEY,
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THEN WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
A MULTIMILLION DOLLAR GRAFT,
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WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS LEGAL.
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NOW, HOW DO I GET
THE FINANCIALS?
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CALL FOR A FREE CREDIT REPORT.
YOU GOT A PHONE.
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-SERIOUSLY? Y-YOU'RE DOING THAT?
-HELL, YEAH.
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-HE'S REALLY DOING THIS.
-[ SIGHS ]
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-UH, HAR-- PARKER?
-WHAT?
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COULD YOU PLEASE, UH, SHOW US
THE, UH, COMMERCIAL FOR --
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-ME?
-YEAH.
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BRING UP THE COMMERCIAL
FOR GOLD TO BE SOLD!
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THIS IS GREAT.
WAIT TILL YOU SEE THIS.
[ STATIC ]
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TURN IT DOWN!
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-PARKER!
-I AM!
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GEEZ.
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[ BEEP ]
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[ NATE SIGHS ]
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OH.
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-[ SCREAMS ]
-[ SCREAMS ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ BEEP ]
I GOT GOLD, YOU GOT GOLD.
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LIL PUSHER'S GOT CRAZY GOLD.
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SOME OF IT'S JUST SITTING THERE
COLLECTING DUST!
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW MUCH GOLD
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-YOU'VE ACQUIRED
THROUGH THE YEARS?
-IT COULD BE --
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OKAY, GUYS. WE'RE GONNA DO THIS
THE PLAIN-AND-SIMPLE WAY.
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LET'S GO STEAL SOME GOLD.
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[ SIGHS ]
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OKAY, PARKER,
THE PLACE IS CLOSED ON SUNDAYS,
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AND THERE ARE NO GUARDS,
BUT I WANT YOU IN AND OUT FAST.
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How long
will the vault take you?
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GLENN-REEDER 27-34?
HMM. 8 MINUTES, TOPS.
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GO AHEAD, GUYS.
ROCK MY WORLD.
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE
ON STRIKE, HARDISON.
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WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE?
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IT'S A MENTAL STRIKE.
I'M NOT REALLY HERE.
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I'M ACTUALLY FAR,
FAR AWAY, IN MY MIND.
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BESIDES, WHO'S GONNA HELP PARKER
CARRY OUT ALL THOSE GOLD BARS?
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YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
EACH ONE OF THOSE THINGS WEIGHS?
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THEY ARE HEAV-Y-Y-Y.
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[ SIGHS ]
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HMM? NO ALARM?
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OR MAYBE NOT SO HEAVY.
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NO GOLD, BUT YOU STILL
HAD US BREAK IN THERE?
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-I WAS ON STRIKE.
-YOU WERE ON STRIKE, HUH?
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HARDISON, YOU'RE GONNA
TAKE THE LEAD ON THIS,
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YOU GOT TO TAKE THE LEAD.
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HEY, I HAVE THE LEAD ON THIS.
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I'VE HAD THE LEAD ON THIS THING
SINCE WE LEFT BOSTON.
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GLADYS-ALPHA-UNLOCK.
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INITIATE PROTOCOL 271-Z-X-T NOW.
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VOICEPRINT VERIFIED.
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WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
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ALL RIGHT.
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TOMMY AND BARBARA MADSEN,
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OWNERS OF THE
GOLD TO BE SOLD! EMPIRE.
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NOW, NATE, HAD YOU LET ME RUN
THE CON, YOU WOULD KNOW --
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HAD I LET YOU RUN IT? YOU SAID
YOU WERE TAKING THE LEAD --
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IF YOU LET ME RUN THE CON
FROM THE BEGINNING,
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YOU WOULD HAVE FOUND OUT
THAT THE MADSENS MELT DOWN
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THEIR DAILY INTAKE OF GOLD
AND SHIP IT OUT TO THEIR BROKERS
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AT THE END OF EVERY DAY.
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THAT VAULT
IS ALMOST ALWAYS EMPTY.
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SO, YOU KNEW IT WAS EMPTY.
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HARDISON, I'M GONNA
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
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I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO ME
VERY CAREFULLY, OKAY?
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YOU EVER PULL THIS AGAIN,
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I AM GONNA PERSONALLY
MAKE SURE YOU'RE OFF THIS TEAM,
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'CAUSE I'M GONNA BREAK
EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY!
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-ALL RIGHT. WAIT. WAIT.
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
-I SAID YOU NEEDED ME.
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ALL RIGHT. HARDISON,
WHAT CON DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?
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THE LAZY DACHSHUND? THE
PIZARRO PRESSURE POINT? WHAT?
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NO. SOPHIE, SOPHIE.
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WE'RE NOT GONNA RUN
ONE OF NATE'S PICTURESQUE
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-18th-CENTURY CONS, NO.
-OH, REALLY?
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WE'RE GONNA RUN
A BRAND-NEW 21st-CENTURY CON
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AND BLOW THEIR MINDS.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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FOR YOU.
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AND YOU.
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00:09:01,113 --> 00:09:04,082
ALL RIGHT. FOR YOU.
224
00:09:04,116 --> 00:09:05,851
OH! ONE FOR YOU.
225
00:09:05,884 --> 00:09:08,086
NOW, THESE ARE FULL FINANCIAL,
PHYSICAL, AND PSYCHOLOGICAL
226
00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:09,755
PROFILES OF OUR PLAYERS.
227
00:09:09,788 --> 00:09:10,989
-OUR MARKS.
-NO, OUR PLAYERS.
228
00:09:11,023 --> 00:09:12,357
I'LL EXPLAIN IN A MINUTE.
229
00:09:12,390 --> 00:09:15,227
UH, GLADYS,
INITIATE PROCESS 67-H,
230
00:09:15,260 --> 00:09:17,863
THE DOUBLE-PRONGED MONKEY CON.
231
00:09:17,896 --> 00:09:20,833
-WHAT IS THIS?
-67-H CONFIRMED.
232
00:09:20,866 --> 00:09:22,635
IT'S TOO COMPLICATED.
233
00:09:22,668 --> 00:09:26,038
NO, NO, SEE, SEE,
THIS NEW CON OF THE FUTURE
234
00:09:26,071 --> 00:09:29,174
EMPLOYS THE MOST ADDICTIVE,
INESCAPABLE PSYCHOLOGY
235
00:09:29,207 --> 00:09:33,245
KNOWN TO MAN --
VIDEO-GAME-DESIGN FUNDAMENTALS.
236
00:09:33,278 --> 00:09:35,714
-LIKE PAC-MAN?
-LIKE ANY GAME, REALLY.
237
00:09:35,748 --> 00:09:38,183
YOU SEE, SETTING UP A PLAYER
IS JUST LIKE SETTING UP A MARK.
238
00:09:38,216 --> 00:09:40,385
WHAT YOU DO
IS YOU LAY OUT A GOAL,
239
00:09:40,418 --> 00:09:41,987
YOU SET UP SOME OBSTACLES
FOR THEM TO OVERCOME
240
00:09:42,020 --> 00:09:44,122
IN ORDER TO REACH THAT GOAL,
RIGHT?
241
00:09:44,156 --> 00:09:46,859
START WITH PLAYER ONE --
TOMMY MADSEN.
242
00:09:46,892 --> 00:09:49,261
NOW, TOMMY --
LONELY, LONELY TOMMY.
243
00:09:49,294 --> 00:09:52,998
THE MAN IS REGISTERED TO
SEVEN DIFFERENT DATING WEBSITES.
244
00:09:53,031 --> 00:09:55,133
NOW, ON EACH OF THESE WEBSITES,
245
00:09:55,167 --> 00:09:57,002
TOMMY HAS TO ANSWER
CERTAIN QUESTIONNAIRES.
246
00:09:57,035 --> 00:09:59,004
NOW, WHAT I DID
WAS HACKED QUESTIONS
247
00:09:59,037 --> 00:10:02,808
FROM THE KLEINFELD-OCHS PSYCH
INDICATOR INTO HIS APPLICATIONS.
248
00:10:02,841 --> 00:10:05,010
-WHAT?
-IT'S A TEST DESIGNED TO MEASURE
249
00:10:05,043 --> 00:10:07,045
PREFERENCES IN HOW PEOPLE
PERCEIVE THE WORLD.
250
00:10:07,079 --> 00:10:09,648
YOU KNOW, I-I HAD A LOT
OF PSYCH EXAMS AS A KID.
251
00:10:09,682 --> 00:10:11,183
THEY'RE ACTUALLY PRETTY EASY.
252
00:10:11,216 --> 00:10:13,752
WELL, SOMETIMES I MADE
MY DOCTORS CRY, BUT...
253
00:10:13,786 --> 00:10:17,656
THE QUESTIONS
THAT TOMMY ANSWERED PEG HIM
254
00:10:17,690 --> 00:10:21,159
AS AN EXTROVERTED HYPER-
COMPETITIVE ALPHA-MALE TYPE.
255
00:10:21,193 --> 00:10:22,928
HE'S THE FLASHY FACE
OF THE COMPANY,
256
00:10:22,961 --> 00:10:25,063
NOT TOO BRIGHT,
AND HE'S VERY REWARD-ORIENTED.
257
00:10:25,097 --> 00:10:27,900
SO, HOW ARE YOU
GONNA HOOK HIM, HARDISON?
258
00:10:27,933 --> 00:10:30,903
BY IMPLANTING THE IDEA
OF A REWARD IN HIS SUBCONSCIOUS.
259
00:10:30,936 --> 00:10:32,738
I HACKED INTO HIS WEB BROWSER,
AND, AS YOU CAN SEE,
260
00:10:32,771 --> 00:10:36,742
I INSERTED THE WORD "TREASURE"
INTO THE SIDE ADS
261
00:10:36,775 --> 00:10:40,212
TO IMPLANT THE IDEA OF TREASURE
INTO HIS THOUGHTS.
262
00:10:40,245 --> 00:10:42,014
SEE, NOW,
IF TOMMY WANTS THE TREASURE,
263
00:10:42,047 --> 00:10:43,415
HE'S GOT TO PLAY OUR GAME.
264
00:10:43,448 --> 00:10:47,019
AND THE GAME BEGINS
WITH A 19th-CENTURY GOLD WATCH
265
00:10:47,052 --> 00:10:49,654
ENGRAVED WITH AN OLD
CANTONESE INSCRIPTION.
266
00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:53,158
TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
I WAS MORE INTERESTED
267
00:10:53,191 --> 00:10:55,160
IN THE MAHOGANY CHEST
IT CAME IN.
268
00:10:55,193 --> 00:10:58,230
I GOT IT AT AN ESTATE SALE
LAST WEEK IN LAKE OSWEGO.
269
00:10:58,263 --> 00:11:01,033
OH, I'M A-ACTUALLY
IN THE ANTIQUE BUSINESS.
270
00:11:01,066 --> 00:11:04,169
AUNTIE IRNA'S ANTIQUES
ON OAK STREET? EVER HEARD OF IT?
271
00:11:04,202 --> 00:11:06,071
CAN'T SAY I HAVE.
272
00:11:06,104 --> 00:11:08,440
-OH.
-WELL, THERE'S DEFINITELY
MELT VALUE HERE. NOT A LOT.
273
00:11:08,473 --> 00:11:10,909
BUT I THINK YOU'RE LOOKING
AT 14-KARAT,
274
00:11:10,943 --> 00:11:14,312
MILLESIMAL FINENESS IN THE 580s.
275
00:11:14,346 --> 00:11:15,914
$42.
276
00:11:15,948 --> 00:11:16,982
OOH.
277
00:11:17,015 --> 00:11:19,852
WELL, I WAS THINKING
MORE ALONG THE LINES OF, OH,
278
00:11:19,885 --> 00:11:22,120
-I DON'T KNOW, $100?
-I SAID $42.
279
00:11:22,154 --> 00:11:23,789
-$82.
-$42.
280
00:11:23,822 --> 00:11:25,123
-$62.
-$42.
281
00:11:25,157 --> 00:11:26,992
-$52.
-$42.
282
00:11:27,025 --> 00:11:28,060
$43.
283
00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:31,730
-$42.
-FINE. $42.
284
00:11:31,764 --> 00:11:33,932
PLEASE SIGN HERE, DARLING.
285
00:11:33,966 --> 00:11:36,068
"Darling."
286
00:11:36,101 --> 00:11:38,136
AND...$42.
287
00:11:38,170 --> 00:11:39,805
-THANK YOU.
-THANK YOU.
288
00:11:41,106 --> 00:11:41,874
[ BELLS JINGLE ]
289
00:11:41,907 --> 00:11:44,309
OH, EXCUSE ME. OOH!
[ CHUCKLES ]
290
00:11:44,342 --> 00:11:46,511
HEY, BOSS. YOU MIGHT WANT
TO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS WATCH.
291
00:11:46,544 --> 00:11:48,513
THERE'S A LITTLE
SOMETHING EXTRA TO IT.
292
00:11:48,546 --> 00:11:50,983
UH, PLAYER NUMBER TWO --
BARBARA MADSEN.
293
00:11:51,016 --> 00:11:52,985
SHE IS NOTHING LIKE HER BROTHER.
294
00:11:53,018 --> 00:11:54,987
I MEAN, THE GIRL HAS A DEGREE
IN CHEMICAL ENGINEERING.
295
00:11:55,020 --> 00:11:57,022
SHE HANDLES THE TECHNICAL AND
FINANCIAL PARTS OF THE BUSINESS.
296
00:11:57,055 --> 00:11:59,792
OKAY. RIGHT THERE.
THAT'S THE RUB, GUYS.
297
00:11:59,825 --> 00:12:02,294
I THINK THE SISTER'S WAY TOO
ENGAGED WITH THE BUSINESS
298
00:12:02,327 --> 00:12:03,762
TO BITE ON A TREASURE HUNT.
299
00:12:03,796 --> 00:12:05,163
NOW, I THINK
WHAT YOU NEED TO DO HERE
300
00:12:05,197 --> 00:12:07,766
IS YOU NEED TO, UH,
TAKE THE BUSINESS OUT OF PLAY.
301
00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,434
SAY, SHUT DOWN THE DISTRIBUTION
SO THEY CAN'T SELL GOLD.
302
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:12,470
EXAMPLE --
THE SMELTER PERHAPS MALFU--
303
00:12:13,972 --> 00:12:16,341
-SORRY. NO.
-NO, NO. LIKE, NO. KEEP GOING.
304
00:12:16,374 --> 00:12:18,343
THIS ISN'T --
NO, BECAUSE I'M NOT --
305
00:12:18,376 --> 00:12:19,244
-HEY, THIS IS GOOD.
-NO, I'M --
306
00:12:19,277 --> 00:12:20,278
-THIS IS YOURS. GO AHEAD.
-THAT'S GOOD.
307
00:12:20,312 --> 00:12:24,449
SEE, NATE, UNLIKE YOU,
I'M OPEN TO SUGGESTION.
308
00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:28,053
I ENCOURAGE
THE EXCHANGE OF IDEAS.
309
00:12:28,086 --> 00:12:32,024
LOOK, YOU TOUCHED ON
VIDEO-GAME-DESIGN FUNDAMENTALS.
310
00:12:32,057 --> 00:12:34,026
YOU SEE, DIFFERENT PEOPLE
PLAY THE SAME GAME
311
00:12:34,059 --> 00:12:35,093
FOR DIFFERENT REASONS.
312
00:12:35,127 --> 00:12:36,461
AND AS VIDEO-GAME DESIGNERS,
313
00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:39,031
OUR JOB IS TO GIVE THE PLAYERS
WHAT THEY CRAVE.
314
00:12:39,064 --> 00:12:42,100
NOW, BARBARA, I MEAN,
SHE SEEMS A LITTLE SQUARE.
315
00:12:42,134 --> 00:12:43,335
ALL BUSINESS UP TOP, RIGHT?
316
00:12:43,368 --> 00:12:45,237
SHE MAJORED
IN CHEMICAL ENGINEERING.
317
00:12:45,270 --> 00:12:48,106
BUT SHE MINORED IN ARCHEOLOGY.
318
00:12:48,140 --> 00:12:50,108
[ TRUCK BEEPING ]
319
00:12:50,142 --> 00:12:53,111
WHAT IS THIS?
WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON, ROY?
320
00:12:53,145 --> 00:12:55,213
UH, CONTILLIX
SENT THE GOLD SHIPMENT BACK.
321
00:12:55,247 --> 00:12:57,349
SAID THE PURITY RATING
ON THE LAST TRUCKS
322
00:12:57,382 --> 00:12:59,084
DIPPED BELOW THREE NINES FINE.
323
00:12:59,117 --> 00:13:01,253
WHAT?! THAT IS TOTAL CRAP!
324
00:13:01,286 --> 00:13:04,122
PROBABLY A DATA GLITCH. THE
SAME THING HAPPENED LAST YEAR.
325
00:13:04,156 --> 00:13:05,190
WELL, THEY'RE
FREEZING ALL SHIPMENTS
326
00:13:05,223 --> 00:13:06,258
UNTIL WE CLEAR IT
WITH THE ASSAYERS.
327
00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:07,159
SO I'M SHUT DOWN?
328
00:13:07,192 --> 00:13:09,361
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
FOR THREE DAYS?
329
00:13:09,394 --> 00:13:11,964
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO
ABOUT THE, UM --
330
00:13:11,997 --> 00:13:13,231
HEY, B!
LET ME SHOW YOU THIS.
331
00:13:13,265 --> 00:13:16,835
A DOWNTOWN ANTIQUE DEALER
BROUGHT THAT IN.
332
00:13:16,869 --> 00:13:18,971
YOU THINK IT MIGHT BE
WORTH SOMETHING?
333
00:13:19,004 --> 00:13:21,840
WOW. IT'S INTERESTING.
334
00:13:21,874 --> 00:13:23,976
THE LETTERING,
I THINK IT'S CANTONESE.
335
00:13:24,009 --> 00:13:25,844
FIGURES THAT YOU WOULD
SAY THAT, EGGHEAD.
336
00:13:25,878 --> 00:13:27,245
I'M GONNA TRACK DOWN THE DEALER
337
00:13:27,279 --> 00:13:29,014
AND SEE IF SHE'S GOT
ANY OTHER PIECES.
338
00:13:29,047 --> 00:13:29,882
MIND IF I COME WITH?
339
00:13:29,915 --> 00:13:31,516
CONTILLIX NICKED
THE PURITY RATING AGAIN.
340
00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:34,853
I GOT THE AFTERNOON OFF.
341
00:13:34,887 --> 00:13:39,291
SO, BY HACKING
INTO CONTILLIX'S SERVERS,
342
00:13:39,324 --> 00:13:41,326
LIKE NATE SUGGESTS,
343
00:13:41,359 --> 00:13:43,862
AND GIVING THE MADSENS' GOLD
A BELOW-PAR PURITY RATING,
344
00:13:43,896 --> 00:13:46,331
WELL, MISS MADSEN
HAS A LITTLE R&R TIME
345
00:13:46,364 --> 00:13:48,600
TO GO EXPLORE
HER LITTLE PUZZLES,
346
00:13:48,633 --> 00:13:51,003
AND TOMMY GETS TO CHASE
HIS GOLDEN CARROT.
347
00:13:51,036 --> 00:13:51,836
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, NATE.
348
00:13:51,870 --> 00:13:54,006
WELL, I WAS GONNA STAIN IT
NEXT WEEK
349
00:13:54,039 --> 00:13:56,008
TO MAKE IT REALLY PRETTY,
YOU KNOW,
350
00:13:56,041 --> 00:13:58,443
LIKE AN ENGLISH CHESTNUT
OR A SEDONA RED.
351
00:13:58,476 --> 00:14:00,045
BUT IF YOU REALLY
WANT TO SEE IT,
352
00:14:00,078 --> 00:14:01,246
IT'S OVER HERE IN THE BACK.
353
00:14:01,279 --> 00:14:02,414
HEY, PARKER, I THINK IT'S TIME
354
00:14:02,447 --> 00:14:04,149
WE INTRODUCE THE MADSENS
TO THE IDEA
355
00:14:04,182 --> 00:14:07,152
-of the Snake River Massacre
treasure.
-TA-DA.
356
00:14:07,185 --> 00:14:10,288
LIKE I SAID, I FOUND THIS
AT AN ESTATE AUCTION.
357
00:14:10,322 --> 00:14:12,891
THE DEAD GUY WAS THE SON
OF SOME 19th-CENTURY PREACHER
358
00:14:12,925 --> 00:14:14,026
WHO WAS APPARENTLY WORKING
359
00:14:14,059 --> 00:14:15,894
WITH SOME CHINESE MINERS
OR SOMETHING.
360
00:14:15,928 --> 00:14:16,794
A MISSIONARY?
361
00:14:16,828 --> 00:14:19,164
YEP! THAT WAS THE WORD --
"MISSIONARY."
362
00:14:19,197 --> 00:14:21,900
AND APPARENTLY, THIS GUY...
363
00:14:21,934 --> 00:14:24,302
KNEW THE LOCATION
OF THIS LOCAL FAMOUS TREASURE --
364
00:14:24,336 --> 00:14:25,904
THE SNAKE SOMETHING OR OTHER.
365
00:14:25,938 --> 00:14:28,440
-THE SNAKE RIVER
MASSACRE TREASURE?
-OH, YEAH.
366
00:14:28,473 --> 00:14:30,175
-IT'S A BIG PIECE
OF LOCAL HISTORY.
-YEAH.
367
00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:32,077
IT DATES BACK TO THE 1880s.
368
00:14:32,110 --> 00:14:34,246
FIVE WHITE MEN MURDERED
A GROUP OF CHINESE MINERS
369
00:14:34,279 --> 00:14:36,114
FOR A CONSIDERABLE
AMOUNT OF GOLD DUST.
370
00:14:36,148 --> 00:14:38,616
THEY WERE UNSUCCESSFUL,
BECAUSE THE GOLD IS HIDDEN
371
00:14:38,650 --> 00:14:40,318
SOMEWHERE IN PORTLAND.
372
00:14:40,352 --> 00:14:41,619
HOW MUCH GOLD?
373
00:14:41,653 --> 00:14:44,056
-AT TODAY'S PRICES,
TENS OF MILLIONS.
-WELL, YEAH, THAT'S --
374
00:14:44,089 --> 00:14:45,323
-MAYBE MORE.
-YEAH. MORE.
375
00:14:45,357 --> 00:14:47,926
BUT THE TRUTH IS,
MOST PEOPLE BELIEVE IT'S A HOAX.
376
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:50,195
YEAH. HOAX. COULD BE.
377
00:14:50,228 --> 00:14:53,198
WELL, CERTAINLY FEEL FREE
TO TAKE A LOOKY-LOO.
378
00:14:53,231 --> 00:14:54,266
RIGHT IN HERE.
379
00:14:54,299 --> 00:14:58,937
I'LL JUST BE RIGHT OVER HERE
IN THE BACK. SEE YA.
380
00:14:58,971 --> 00:15:02,074
LOOK, LOOK,
LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. OOH!
381
00:15:02,107 --> 00:15:05,010
OKAY. THAT'S A CIPHER.
382
00:15:05,043 --> 00:15:07,345
A CODE.
383
00:15:07,379 --> 00:15:10,415
THAT SAYS SOMETHING.
384
00:15:10,448 --> 00:15:12,617
AND THAT IS GOLD DUST RESIDUE.
385
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:15,653
YOU THINK THIS THING TELLS
THE LOCATION OF THE TREASURE?
386
00:15:19,157 --> 00:15:21,259
EXCUSE ME, MISS.
387
00:15:21,293 --> 00:15:23,261
I'LL GIVE YOU 50 BUCKS
FOR THE CHEST.
388
00:15:23,295 --> 00:15:25,430
50 BUCKS IT IS, COWBOY.
COME ON OVER HERE.
389
00:15:25,463 --> 00:15:27,399
WHEN YOU CIPHER,
YOU TAKE SOMETHING YOU WROTE
390
00:15:27,432 --> 00:15:31,536
AND YOU ENCODE IT USING
A KEY BOOK OR A FAMOUS TEXT,
391
00:15:31,569 --> 00:15:33,538
LIKE THE DECLARATION
OF INDEPENDENCE.
392
00:15:33,571 --> 00:15:36,141
NOW, THE ONLY WAY WE ARE GONNA
READ THIS JUMBLE OF NUMBERS
393
00:15:36,174 --> 00:15:37,475
IS IF WE FIND THAT KEY BOOK.
394
00:15:37,509 --> 00:15:39,711
SO THE QUESTION BECOMES,
HOW DO WE FIND THE KEY BOOK?
395
00:15:39,744 --> 00:15:40,979
I'M SURE YOU'LL TELL ME.
396
00:15:41,013 --> 00:15:42,114
I'LL TELL YOU HOW --
397
00:15:42,147 --> 00:15:46,251
BY GAINING CONTEXT ON
THE PERSON WHO WROTE THE CIPHER.
398
00:15:46,284 --> 00:15:50,122
BUT SAMUEL CAVENDISH IS DEAD.
399
00:15:50,155 --> 00:15:53,158
WELL, THEN, WE FIND AN EXPERT
WHO KNOWS SOMETHING ABOUT HIM
400
00:15:53,191 --> 00:15:55,293
OR THIS SNAKE RIVER MASSACRE
TREASURE.
401
00:15:56,461 --> 00:15:58,296
ISN'T THIS SO MUCH FUN?
402
00:15:58,330 --> 00:16:00,532
WHEN DO WE GET TO THE PART
ABOUT THE $20 MILLION?
403
00:16:00,565 --> 00:16:01,599
OH, BELIEVE ME --
IF THIS TREASURE IS REAL,
404
00:16:01,633 --> 00:16:04,169
YOU AND I WILL NEVER WORK
ANOTHER DAY IN OUR LIVES.
405
00:16:06,204 --> 00:16:07,472
BINGO.
406
00:16:07,505 --> 00:16:10,308
AND I'VE GOT A SURPRISE.
407
00:16:10,342 --> 00:16:13,578
BAM! CODE NAMES FOR US TO USE
ON THE COMMS DURING THE MISSION.
408
00:16:13,611 --> 00:16:15,447
-UH, PARKER, YOU'RE "GOLD."
-OH!
409
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:18,550
SOPHIE, YOU'RE "SILVER,"
NATE, "MERCURY,"
410
00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:20,585
AND ELIOT, "MR. PUNCHY."
411
00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:24,422
YOU KIDDING ME WITH THAT ONE?
412
00:16:24,456 --> 00:16:26,458
[ BOING! BOING! BOING! SPLAT! ]
413
00:16:27,492 --> 00:16:29,227
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
414
00:16:29,261 --> 00:16:31,229
PUNCH-Y-Y-Y!
415
00:16:31,263 --> 00:16:33,698
UH, WOULD YOU MIND WRITING THAT
IN THE EVAL FORM?
416
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,167
IT'S AT THE BACK
OF YOUR DOSSIER.
417
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,702
-OOH, EVALUATION FORMS.
-A FORM?
418
00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:39,171
PLEASE, UH,
FILL THOSE OUT ANONYMOUSLY,
419
00:16:39,204 --> 00:16:41,573
AND JUST, YOU KNOW,
GIVE YOUR HONEST FEEDBACK.
420
00:16:41,606 --> 00:16:42,740
OH, NATE NEVER WANTS FEEDBACK.
421
00:16:42,774 --> 00:16:44,242
TO ME, THIS IS A TEAM EFFORT.
422
00:16:44,276 --> 00:16:46,344
I'D LIKE TO INCORPORATE
YOUR IDEAS.
423
00:16:46,378 --> 00:16:47,745
NATE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
424
00:16:47,779 --> 00:16:49,481
OH, UH, SORRY.
WRITING A LETTER.
425
00:16:49,514 --> 00:16:51,449
COME ON, NATE.
YOU'RE WRITING A LETTER?
426
00:16:51,483 --> 00:16:53,451
WHILE YOU'RE OVER THERE
WRITING SNAIL MAIL,
427
00:16:53,485 --> 00:16:55,620
WE'RE SITTING HERE
DEVISING TWISTS
428
00:16:55,653 --> 00:16:59,457
FOR A NEVER-BEFORE-DONE
21st-CENTURY CON.
429
00:16:59,491 --> 00:17:01,593
-SOUNDS VERY EXCITING.
-IT IS.
430
00:17:01,626 --> 00:17:04,496
NOW, HARDISON, THERE ARE REALLY
ONLY SEVEN BASIC CONS,
431
00:17:04,529 --> 00:17:07,665
AND THE REST OF THEM ARE ALL
DERIVATIVES OF THOSE SEVEN.
432
00:17:07,699 --> 00:17:09,467
THEY'VE ALL BEEN DONE, SEE?
433
00:17:09,501 --> 00:17:10,802
-HE'S RIGHT.
-[ CHUCKLES ] CORRECTION.
434
00:17:10,835 --> 00:17:14,639
THERE WERE
ONLY SEVEN CONS UNTIL NOW.
435
00:17:14,672 --> 00:17:16,608
SEE, THIS --
GRIFTERS ARE GONNA BE
436
00:17:16,641 --> 00:17:18,743
TALKING ABOUT THIS
FOR YEARS TO COME.
437
00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:22,247
WHAT I'VE ORGANIZED
IS ONLY LEVEL ONE
438
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:25,117
OF THE DOUBLE-PRONGED MONKEY.
439
00:17:28,586 --> 00:17:30,422
[ INHALES SHARPLY ] OH.
440
00:17:30,455 --> 00:17:32,424
THEN IT GETS COMPLICATED.
441
00:17:32,457 --> 00:17:33,558
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
442
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:39,831
ALL RIGHT.
INITIATE SUB-COMPONENT TWO.
443
00:17:39,864 --> 00:17:41,266
CLEAR OUT THE CONTACT.
444
00:17:41,299 --> 00:17:42,400
-[ Dialing, ringing ]
-MM-HMM.
445
00:17:42,434 --> 00:17:43,401
PA-- HEL--
EXCUSE YOU.
446
00:17:43,435 --> 00:17:44,469
-WHAT? ME?
-THE PHONE.
447
00:17:44,502 --> 00:17:46,204
-[ SQUAWKS ]
-YES. NOW. THANK YOU.
448
00:17:46,238 --> 00:17:47,239
OH. OH, OH!
449
00:17:47,272 --> 00:17:48,773
HELLO?
450
00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:52,144
AH, PROFESSOR ALTIDORE,
THIS IS NAOMI LINEKER
451
00:17:52,177 --> 00:17:54,279
FROM THE ASIAN-AMERICAN STUDIES
AT GRINNELL COLLEGE.
452
00:17:54,312 --> 00:17:55,147
MM-HMM. YEAH.
453
00:17:55,180 --> 00:17:56,548
WE WOULD BE INTERESTED
IN HAVING YOU
454
00:17:56,581 --> 00:17:58,383
COME AND SPEAK AT THAT SEMINAR.
455
00:17:58,416 --> 00:17:59,517
-NO, STOP. NO, STOP.
-YEAH!
456
00:17:59,551 --> 00:18:01,419
UH, "CELEBRATING THE SUBALTERN
457
00:18:01,453 --> 00:18:04,556
IN THE ASIAN-AMERICAN
IMMIGRANT EXPERIENCE."
458
00:18:04,589 --> 00:18:06,691
MM-HMM. YEAH.
459
00:18:06,724 --> 00:18:10,162
GREAT. WE'LL BE IN TOUCH.
THANK YOU SO MUCH. OKAY. BYE.
460
00:18:10,195 --> 00:18:11,729
-GIVE IT TO ME. GIVE IT TO ME.
-STOP. PLEASE.
461
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:19,304
GOOD MORNING, PROFESSOR.
462
00:18:32,817 --> 00:18:35,253
IF ANYONE HAS ANY INFORMATION
463
00:18:35,287 --> 00:18:37,489
ABOUT THIS MISSIONARY
AND CHINESE MINERS,
464
00:18:37,522 --> 00:18:39,524
IT WILL BE
THIS PROFESSOR ALTIDORE.
465
00:18:39,557 --> 00:18:42,260
SHE'S THE EXPERT ON THE SUBJECT.
466
00:18:42,294 --> 00:18:44,396
I AM TIRED OF PLAYING GAMES!
467
00:18:44,429 --> 00:18:45,830
YOU SHOW ME
WHERE THOSE TUNNELS ARE!
468
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,399
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THE TUNNELS.
469
00:18:47,432 --> 00:18:49,201
TOMMY'S COMPETITIVE.
RAMP IT UP. RAMP IT UP.
470
00:18:49,234 --> 00:18:50,868
YES, YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! NO!
471
00:18:50,902 --> 00:18:52,204
LEAVE ME ALONE!
WHY ARE YOU BOTHERING ME?!
472
00:18:52,237 --> 00:18:53,738
-YOU KNOW!
-OW! OW!
473
00:18:53,771 --> 00:18:54,839
HEY! HEY! YOU GET OFF OF HER!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
474
00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:57,609
-GET OUT OF HERE!
-WHO ARE YOU?!
475
00:18:57,642 --> 00:19:00,212
BEFORE WE CALL THE COPS.
SHUT UP. GO.
476
00:19:00,245 --> 00:19:02,580
-ARE YOU OKAY?
-YES.
477
00:19:02,614 --> 00:19:03,715
I'M SORRY --
478
00:19:03,748 --> 00:19:06,584
WE WERE JUST WALKING BY
AND SAW WHAT WAS HAPPENING.
479
00:19:06,618 --> 00:19:07,719
-WHO WAS THAT MAN?
-LENNY GRANZEN.
480
00:19:07,752 --> 00:19:09,554
HE'S AN ANTIQUITIES DEALER.
481
00:19:09,587 --> 00:19:10,588
MORE LIKE A THUG!
482
00:19:10,622 --> 00:19:11,656
HE WANTS ME TO HELP HIM
483
00:19:11,689 --> 00:19:14,659
WITH SOME RIDICULOUS
19th-CENTURY TREASURE HUNT.
484
00:19:14,692 --> 00:19:16,528
I'M SORRY.
485
00:19:16,561 --> 00:19:17,629
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
486
00:19:17,662 --> 00:19:20,898
UH, I'M TOMMY MADSEN.
THIS IS MY SISTER, BARBARA.
487
00:19:20,932 --> 00:19:23,568
WE'RE -- UH,
WE'RE IN THE GOLD BUSINESS.
488
00:19:23,601 --> 00:19:26,738
YOU DON'T KNOW US, BUT WE
ACTUALLY CAME HERE TO SEE YOU.
489
00:19:26,771 --> 00:19:28,806
REALLY? WHY?
490
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:31,276
ABOUT THAT RIDICULOUS
TREASURE HUNT.
491
00:19:32,877 --> 00:19:34,712
WELL, LOOK.
492
00:19:34,746 --> 00:19:36,714
INTRODUCING NATE AS A RIVAL
493
00:19:36,748 --> 00:19:38,450
LOCKS IN VALUE
FOR THE TREASURE HUNT.
494
00:19:38,483 --> 00:19:39,551
HOW?
495
00:19:39,584 --> 00:19:43,288
'CAUSE TOMMY'S SO COMPETITIVE,
WHEN NATE SHOWED UP,
496
00:19:43,321 --> 00:19:44,456
IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE
FOR HIM TO RESIST.
497
00:19:44,489 --> 00:19:46,891
SOPHIE, THE TREASURE HUNT
IS STILL A HOAX TO YOU, OKAY?
498
00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:49,694
MAKE THE MADSENS WORK HARDER
TO CONVINCE YOU.
499
00:19:49,727 --> 00:19:52,964
"WHEN YOU ENTER A TOWN
AND ARE WELCOMED,
500
00:19:52,997 --> 00:19:54,899
"EAT WHAT IS SET BEFORE YOU.
501
00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:57,702
HEAL THE SICK WHO ARE THERE."
HUH.
502
00:19:57,735 --> 00:19:59,971
LUKE 10:8.
503
00:20:00,004 --> 00:20:02,840
WELL, IT'S FROM THE KING JAMES
EDITION OF THE BIBLE.
504
00:20:02,874 --> 00:20:05,843
IT WAS -- WELL, IT WAS
TRANSLATED INTO OLD CANTONESE
505
00:20:05,877 --> 00:20:08,012
BY A MAN CALLED ROBERT MORRISON.
506
00:20:08,045 --> 00:20:10,348
HE WORKED FOR
THE LONDON MISSIONARY SOCIETY
507
00:20:10,382 --> 00:20:11,749
IN THE EARLY 19th CENTURY.
508
00:20:11,783 --> 00:20:15,520
IT WAS MOSTLY REFERENCED
BY CANTONESE IMMIGRANT MINERS
509
00:20:15,553 --> 00:20:17,989
DO YOU HAVE A COPY
OF THAT EDITION?
510
00:20:18,022 --> 00:20:19,457
WELL, YES, OF COURSE. I --
511
00:20:19,491 --> 00:20:21,993
THAT WATCH IS FROM
THE ESTATE SALE
512
00:20:22,026 --> 00:20:24,596
OF THE SON
OF SAMUEL T. CAVENDISH.
513
00:20:24,629 --> 00:20:27,365
-DOES THAT NAME SOUND FAMILIAR?
-YES.
514
00:20:27,399 --> 00:20:30,768
HE'S A VERY WELL-KNOWN
MISSIONARY FROM THE AREA.
515
00:20:30,802 --> 00:20:32,904
I'VE WRITTEN
ACADEMIC ARTICLES ON HIM.
516
00:20:32,937 --> 00:20:36,374
WE HAVE IN OUR POSSESSION
AN UNDISCOVERED DOCUMENT
517
00:20:36,408 --> 00:20:38,876
THAT WE BELIEVE
BELONGED TO SAMUEL T. CAVENDISH.
518
00:20:38,910 --> 00:20:40,778
I THINK IT'S A CODE.
519
00:20:40,812 --> 00:20:42,547
Don't buy into the treasure
just yet, okay?
520
00:20:42,580 --> 00:20:44,882
SHOW A LITTLE RESISTANCE
TO THE IDEA OF IT.
521
00:20:48,085 --> 00:20:49,621
LOOK, I'M SORRY.
522
00:20:49,654 --> 00:20:51,556
I JUST, PERSONALLY,
DON'T BELIEVE IN THE LEGEND
523
00:20:51,589 --> 00:20:53,024
OF THE SNAKE RIVER
MASSACRE TREASURE.
524
00:20:53,057 --> 00:20:55,660
AND I -- I JUST --
I CAN'T CONDONE
525
00:20:55,693 --> 00:20:58,663
THE USE OF HISTORICAL EVENTS
TO BOLSTER...
526
00:20:58,696 --> 00:21:00,665
CRAZY THEORIES.
527
00:21:00,698 --> 00:21:02,400
THE SNAKE RIVER MASSACRE
528
00:21:02,434 --> 00:21:05,069
WAS A TERRIBLE TRAGEDY,
AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT.
529
00:21:05,102 --> 00:21:06,938
BUT WHAT IF THE LEGEND
WERE TRUE?
530
00:21:06,971 --> 00:21:09,674
WHAT IF THIS CIPHER TELLS
THE LOCATION OF A TREASURE
531
00:21:09,707 --> 00:21:11,776
AND THE BIBLE
THAT YOU WERE REFERENCING
532
00:21:11,809 --> 00:21:14,078
IS THE KEY
TO CRACKING THIS CIPHER?
533
00:21:14,111 --> 00:21:18,416
WELL, THAT WOULD BE HISTORIC,
PROFESSOR ALTIDORE.
534
00:21:18,450 --> 00:21:21,453
WOULDN'T YOU BE INTERESTED
IN FINDING SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
535
00:21:23,721 --> 00:21:24,789
DID YOU TAKE A BITE
OF ALL THESE?
536
00:21:24,822 --> 00:21:27,058
[ Muffled ] WELL, I HAD TO SEE
WHICH ONE I WANTED.
537
00:21:27,091 --> 00:21:28,493
-WOW. REALLY?
-WHAT --
538
00:21:32,430 --> 00:21:33,931
[ SIGHS ]
539
00:21:33,965 --> 00:21:35,132
WELL, I --
540
00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:37,969
I DON'T KNOW IF ANY OF THIS
IS TRUE, BUT IT IS AMAZING,
541
00:21:38,002 --> 00:21:41,973
AND IT CERTAINLY DOES BACK UP
WHAT GRANZEN CLAIMS.
542
00:21:42,006 --> 00:21:45,410
"DEPOSITED IN THE TUNNELS
BELOW THE CITY,
543
00:21:45,443 --> 00:21:47,445
"IN WALLS TWO FEET DEEP,
544
00:21:47,479 --> 00:21:49,714
WE HAVE HIDDEN
OUR MINING FORTUNES."
545
00:21:49,747 --> 00:21:51,716
-THE TUNNELS?
-THE SHANGHAI TUNNELS.
546
00:21:51,749 --> 00:21:54,586
OLD TUNNELS RUNNING
BELOW THE STREETS OF PORTLAND.
547
00:21:54,619 --> 00:21:57,455
THEY WERE USED TO ABDUCT --
"SHANGHAI" -- SAILORS
548
00:21:57,489 --> 00:21:58,556
BACK IN THE 1800s.
549
00:21:58,590 --> 00:22:00,492
BENEATH THE CITY OF PORTLAND,
550
00:22:00,525 --> 00:22:02,727
A COMPLETELY HIDDEN CITY
EXISTED,
551
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,496
CONNECTING SALOONS
AND WHOREHOUSES,
552
00:22:04,529 --> 00:22:05,897
GAMBLING PARLORS,
OPIUM DENS EVEN.
553
00:22:05,930 --> 00:22:08,766
-HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT?
-YEAH, HOW DO I NOT?
554
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,535
IT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE, BARBARA.
555
00:22:10,568 --> 00:22:12,704
YOU COULD BE
A PROFESSOR YOURSELF. GO ON.
556
00:22:12,737 --> 00:22:15,973
"TO ARRIVE THERE, ENTER
THROUGH THE DOCKSIDE DOORS.
557
00:22:16,007 --> 00:22:19,143
"FOLLOW HERE
THROUGH THE SOUTHERN TUNNEL,
558
00:22:19,176 --> 00:22:21,045
AND COME UPON A LEFT TURN."
559
00:22:42,634 --> 00:22:45,603
SURE THE MADSENS CAN FIND
THIS PLACE? I ALMOST GOT LOST.
560
00:22:45,637 --> 00:22:46,938
BUT YOU DIDN'T, DID YOU?
561
00:22:46,971 --> 00:22:49,807
BECAUSE WE USED VIDEO-GAME
ART-DESIGN TECHNIQUES
562
00:22:49,841 --> 00:22:51,409
TO SUBCONSCIOUSLY LEAD YOU.
563
00:22:53,845 --> 00:22:54,946
THAT WAY.
564
00:22:54,979 --> 00:22:56,448
YEAH.
565
00:22:59,584 --> 00:23:01,619
[ DRILL WHIRS ]
566
00:23:01,653 --> 00:23:05,690
USING ARROWS, SIGNAGE
AND LIGHTING, SOUND EFFECTS...
567
00:23:10,127 --> 00:23:11,563
[ CRASH ]
568
00:23:11,596 --> 00:23:14,532
...WE'RE GIVING THE GAMERS
WHAT THEY WANT.
569
00:23:14,566 --> 00:23:16,934
THEY WANT TO BE COLD,
THEY WANT TO BE SCARED.
570
00:23:16,968 --> 00:23:19,070
THEY WANT AN ADVENTURE.
LET'S GIVE IT TO THEM.
571
00:23:25,242 --> 00:23:28,813
ALL RIGHT, MR. PUNCHY.
THE MADSENS ARE ALMOST HERE.
572
00:23:28,846 --> 00:23:31,082
NOW, REMEMBER,
YOU'RE PLAYING TOBIAS BOWDEN,
573
00:23:31,115 --> 00:23:33,618
GRANZEN'S UNDERESTIMATED,
UNDERAPPRECIATED UNDERLING.
574
00:23:33,651 --> 00:23:35,820
YEAH, I DON'T THINK
I'M GONNA PLAY HIM LIKE THAT.
575
00:23:35,853 --> 00:23:37,455
HEY, THAT'S OKAY, GUY.
576
00:23:37,489 --> 00:23:40,224
THAT'S OKAY, BECAUSE
I ENCOURAGE INITIATIVE.
577
00:23:40,257 --> 00:23:41,793
BUT JUST REMEMBER,
YOU WORK FOR GRANZEN,
578
00:23:41,826 --> 00:23:44,929
YOUR COLD...INSENSITIVE BOSS.
579
00:23:46,598 --> 00:23:50,101
YOU GOT ANY NOTES ON HOW I CAN
PLAY COLD AND INSENSITIVE?
580
00:23:50,134 --> 00:23:52,870
OH, MERCURY.
YOU'RE A NATURAL.
581
00:23:52,904 --> 00:23:55,139
NATURAL.
582
00:23:55,172 --> 00:23:57,141
WHAT'S MY CHARACTER'S
NAME AGAIN?
583
00:23:57,174 --> 00:23:58,610
-GOLD.
-APPLES?
584
00:23:58,643 --> 00:24:00,144
-GOLD. GOLD.
-APPLE AX.
585
00:24:03,247 --> 00:24:04,949
IT MUST BE BEHIND THIS DOOR.
586
00:24:04,982 --> 00:24:06,718
HUH.
587
00:24:14,158 --> 00:24:14,959
IT'S THE WRONG MACHINE,
YOU IDIOT!
588
00:24:14,992 --> 00:24:16,227
NO, IT'S EITHER ONE
OR THE OTHER.
589
00:24:16,260 --> 00:24:17,562
NO, IT'S NOT ONE OR THE OTHER.
IT'S GOT TO BE THE RIGHT ONE.
590
00:24:17,595 --> 00:24:19,664
I CAN'T BRING THE VLF DOWN AND
THE PULSE-INDUCTION MACHINE.
591
00:24:19,697 --> 00:24:21,032
-YOU CAN'T -- OH.
-IT JUST DOESN'T WORK.
592
00:24:21,065 --> 00:24:22,033
OH, WOW.
LOOK WHO'S HERE.
593
00:24:22,066 --> 00:24:24,736
OH, YEAH. I REMEMBER YOU.
YEAH, THE TOUGH GUY.
594
00:24:24,769 --> 00:24:26,871
SOUTH WALL
OF THE EAST-FACING ALCOVE.
595
00:24:26,904 --> 00:24:28,640
CIPHER? YEAH, YOU KNOW
WHERE THE CIPHER IS, HUH?
596
00:24:28,673 --> 00:24:29,907
-IS THAT WHAT --
-BACK OFF. OKAY?
597
00:24:29,941 --> 00:24:31,809
I KNOW EXACTLY
WHERE THE TREASURE IS.
598
00:24:31,843 --> 00:24:33,177
IN THESE WALLS?
599
00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:35,547
THESE ARE THE SUB-FOUNDATIONS
FOR THE BUILDINGS ABOVE.
600
00:24:35,580 --> 00:24:37,549
THIS CONCRETE'S
AT LEAST TWO FEET THICK.
601
00:24:37,582 --> 00:24:39,551
YOU'RE GONNA NEED US
IF IT IS BURIED IN HERE,
602
00:24:39,584 --> 00:24:41,553
WHICH I DON'T KNOW IF IT IS.
603
00:24:41,586 --> 00:24:42,887
BUT YOU'RE GONNA NEED
A SEEKSON 560 DRILL
604
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,922
-TO GET THROUGH
THE CEMENT AND MORTAR.
-YOU NEED A 560 DRILL.
605
00:24:44,956 --> 00:24:46,658
THAT'S RIGHT,
WHICH I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE.
606
00:24:46,691 --> 00:24:50,695
-A WHAT?
-A SEEKSON 560 LONG-HOLE DRILL.
607
00:24:50,728 --> 00:24:53,064
VERY EXPENSIVE, HIGHLY REGULATED
608
00:24:53,097 --> 00:24:54,966
IN THE STATE OF OREGON,
YEAH, WHICH IS WHY YOU NEED ME,
609
00:24:54,999 --> 00:24:56,300
'CAUSE I HAVE MY ENGINEER,
BOWDEN, HERE.
610
00:24:56,333 --> 00:24:58,035
HE HAS ACCESS
TO ONE OF THOSE DRILLS.
611
00:24:58,069 --> 00:24:59,904
-I CAN GET ONE.
-NOW, I'D GET ONE.
612
00:24:59,937 --> 00:25:01,939
I'M JUST NOT LIQUID RIGHT NOW
TO GET SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
613
00:25:01,973 --> 00:25:04,642
BUT, UH, GIVE ME
THE 34 "G" FOR THE DRILL,
614
00:25:04,676 --> 00:25:06,911
WE'LL GO 50/50
ON THE TREASURE.
615
00:25:06,944 --> 00:25:08,179
GIVE US YOUR CARD.
616
00:25:08,212 --> 00:25:11,048
I'LL THINK ABOUT IT
AND GIVE YOU A CALL.
617
00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:14,986
THANKS.
618
00:25:19,957 --> 00:25:21,793
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
619
00:25:30,635 --> 00:25:33,871
YOU BLOWN AWAY YET, NATE?
620
00:25:33,905 --> 00:25:35,139
-WHAT?
-COME ON, MAN.
621
00:25:35,172 --> 00:25:36,107
YOU KNOW, LIKE -- LIKE THE DUDE
622
00:25:36,140 --> 00:25:38,610
IN THAT FAMOUS
MAXELL STEREO COMMERCIAL --
623
00:25:38,643 --> 00:25:41,746
CHILLIN' BACK IN THE LEATHER
CHAIR, BUT INSTEAD OF SOUND,
624
00:25:41,779 --> 00:25:43,681
YOU'RE BLOWN AWAY
BY THE POWER OF MY MIND.
625
00:25:43,715 --> 00:25:44,682
COME ON, MAN.
626
00:25:44,716 --> 00:25:46,851
NOW, LISTEN, MAN.
DON'T GET AHEAD OF YOURSELF.
627
00:25:46,884 --> 00:25:49,086
YOU KNOW, THE MADSENS
HAVEN'T MADE UP THEIR MIND YET.
628
00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:51,022
NATE, THEY'RE ALREADY HOOKED.
YOU KNOW IT.
629
00:25:51,055 --> 00:25:53,024
IT'S A GOOD PLAN.
I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.
630
00:25:53,057 --> 00:25:55,026
THANK YOU.
WAS THAT SO HARD? NO.
631
00:25:55,059 --> 00:25:56,761
LISTEN, HARDISON.
632
00:25:56,794 --> 00:25:58,763
THE ONLY THING
SUCCESS TEACHES YOU IN THIS JOB
633
00:25:58,796 --> 00:26:00,698
IS THE NEXT TIME,
MAKE IT A LITTLE TOUGHER.
634
00:26:00,732 --> 00:26:02,834
AND TOUGHER MEANS MORE RISK,
MORE DANGER,
635
00:26:02,867 --> 00:26:04,135
MORE PRESSURE ON YOURSELF.
636
00:26:04,168 --> 00:26:06,270
AND THAT PRESSURE
BEGINS TO TAKE A TOLL.
637
00:26:06,303 --> 00:26:08,272
YOU KNOW, YOU BEGIN TO SEE
THE ABSOLUTE WORST IN PEOPLE.
638
00:26:08,305 --> 00:26:11,375
THEIR SINS, THEIR WEAKNESSES,
THINGS YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF.
639
00:26:11,408 --> 00:26:13,244
AND AFTER A WHILE, YOU REALIZE
640
00:26:13,277 --> 00:26:16,981
THAT MAYBE
THE JOB HAS CHANGED YOU.
641
00:26:17,014 --> 00:26:19,016
AND NOT ALWAYS FOR THE BETTER.
642
00:26:25,757 --> 00:26:27,725
OKAY, MERCURY, MR. PUNCHY,
643
00:26:27,759 --> 00:26:31,729
TOMMY MADSEN IS INBOUND
WITH A CHECK FOR $34,000.
644
00:26:31,763 --> 00:26:33,130
UP TOP. GIVE ME SOME.
645
00:26:33,164 --> 00:26:35,900
UH, NO. I DON'T HIGH--
HIGH-FIVE.
646
00:26:35,933 --> 00:26:37,168
BUT WELL DONE.
647
00:26:37,201 --> 00:26:38,302
THANK YOU.
648
00:26:38,335 --> 00:26:40,137
WOULD YOU MIND PUTTING THAT
ON THE EVALUATION FORM?
649
00:26:40,171 --> 00:26:42,874
-OH. OKAY.
-THANKS.
650
00:26:42,907 --> 00:26:44,408
WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?
651
00:26:44,441 --> 00:26:45,710
JUST CHECK IT OUT.
652
00:26:45,743 --> 00:26:46,844
[ SPLAT! ]
SERIOUSLY?
653
00:26:46,878 --> 00:26:48,012
-LISTEN.
-NOT NOW.
654
00:26:48,045 --> 00:26:49,113
PARKER, YOU GOOD?
655
00:26:49,146 --> 00:26:51,783
-[ SIGHS ] YEAH, I'M GOOD.
-Hardison, we're ready.
656
00:26:51,816 --> 00:26:53,050
YOU KNOW WHAT?
657
00:26:53,084 --> 00:26:56,187
TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
I HAD NO IDEA.
658
00:26:56,220 --> 00:26:57,288
ABOUT WHAT?
659
00:26:57,321 --> 00:26:59,824
OH, YOU KNOW, WHEN THINGS
COME TOGETHER SO SMOOTHLY,
660
00:26:59,857 --> 00:27:02,226
WHEN IT ALL JUST CLICKS
661
00:27:02,259 --> 00:27:06,363
ACCORDING TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL
AND COMPLICATED PLAN...
662
00:27:06,397 --> 00:27:09,433
JUST HOW SORRY YOU FEEL
FOR THEM.
663
00:27:09,466 --> 00:27:10,467
FOR THEM? NO.
FOR US, YES.
664
00:27:10,501 --> 00:27:13,070
OH, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
OF THE PUPPET MASTER.
665
00:27:13,104 --> 00:27:16,173
WHAT? THAT'S NOT "PUPPET
MASTER." THAT'S JAZZ HANDS.
666
00:27:16,207 --> 00:27:18,042
-THAT'S PUPPET MASTER.
-THAT'S HANG LOOSE.
667
00:27:18,075 --> 00:27:20,111
NO. THAT IS HANG LOOSE.
668
00:27:20,144 --> 00:27:21,178
OH, YOU KNOW
HOW TO HANG LOOSE,
669
00:27:21,212 --> 00:27:22,346
BUT YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW TO HIGH-FIVE?
670
00:27:22,379 --> 00:27:24,648
All right, guys,
Tommy Madsen is here.
671
00:27:31,823 --> 00:27:34,458
WHY IS IT MADE OUT
TO THE MINING EQUIPMENT COMPANY?
672
00:27:34,491 --> 00:27:37,261
YEP. NEW TERMS.
70/30 SPLIT.
673
00:27:37,294 --> 00:27:38,830
BUT THAT'S NOT
WHAT WE AGREED TO, THOUGH.
674
00:27:38,863 --> 00:27:40,097
THAT WAS --
THAT WAS WITH MY SISTER.
675
00:27:40,131 --> 00:27:43,234
AND SHE IS NOT A GOOD
NEGOTIATOR. 70/30 SPLIT.
676
00:27:43,267 --> 00:27:45,402
WE DID ALL THE HEAVY LIFTING,
WE FOUND THE LOCATION.
677
00:27:45,436 --> 00:27:46,971
WE DESERVE A BIGGER CUT.
70/30.
678
00:27:47,004 --> 00:27:49,240
Okay, these are all
very valid points, Nate.
679
00:27:49,273 --> 00:27:52,209
JUST TAKE THE DEAL.
J-J-JUST TAKE THE DAMN DEAL.
680
00:27:52,243 --> 00:27:53,811
Yeah, I'm trying to, Hardison.
681
00:27:53,845 --> 00:27:55,246
-WHAT?
-WHAT?
682
00:27:55,279 --> 00:27:56,247
YEAH. 70/30. GOOD.
683
00:27:56,280 --> 00:28:00,217
CALL US WHEN YOU'RE READY
TO HIT THE TUNNELS.
684
00:28:00,251 --> 00:28:02,253
THIS IS WHAT I WAS AFRAID OF.
685
00:28:05,790 --> 00:28:07,091
IT'S JUST GONNA TAKE
A COUPLE OF MINUTES.
686
00:28:07,124 --> 00:28:08,292
I'M GOING THREE FEET
INTO THAT WALL.
687
00:28:08,325 --> 00:28:10,027
WHY DON'T YOU WAIT OUTSIDE.
688
00:28:10,061 --> 00:28:12,296
YEAH, SO YOU CAN RUN AWAY
WITH ALL THE GOLD.
689
00:28:12,329 --> 00:28:13,264
I WASN'T BORN YESTERDAY.
690
00:28:13,297 --> 00:28:14,231
MR. GRANZEN'S RIGHT --
YOU CAN'T BE AROUND
691
00:28:14,265 --> 00:28:16,167
THIS PIECE OF EQUIPMENT
WHEN IT'S WORKING.
692
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:17,501
IT'S A VERY DANGEROUS
PIECE OF EQUIPMENT.
693
00:28:17,534 --> 00:28:18,669
STUFF FLIES OFF THE WALL.
THERE ARE SPARKS.
694
00:28:18,702 --> 00:28:22,106
WHAT I'VE DONE, THOUGH,
IS I'VE PUT THREE CCTVs UP --
695
00:28:22,139 --> 00:28:24,475
ONE RIGHT THERE AND ONE
RIGHT THERE WHERE YOU CAN SEE
696
00:28:24,508 --> 00:28:26,844
WHAT THE DRILL'S ACTUALLY DOING
INTO THE WALL,
697
00:28:26,878 --> 00:28:27,979
AND THEN THERE'S ONE UP THERE,
AND IF YOU LOOK AT THE PAD...
698
00:28:28,012 --> 00:28:28,913
HEY, HEY. GET THEM OUT.
GET THEM OUT.
699
00:28:28,946 --> 00:28:30,314
...YOU CAN SEE --
ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT TO GO.
700
00:28:30,347 --> 00:28:32,850
YOU CAN'T STAY HERE.
[ DRILL WHIRRING ]
701
00:28:32,884 --> 00:28:34,418
OKAY, COME ON.
GOT TO GO, GOT TO GO.
702
00:28:41,325 --> 00:28:43,895
[ DRILL WHIRRING ]
703
00:28:45,362 --> 00:28:46,898
[ BEEPING ]
704
00:28:51,836 --> 00:28:53,771
[ CHUCKLES ]
705
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,075
OH, MY GOD.
706
00:28:58,109 --> 00:29:00,144
OH, MY GOD!
707
00:29:00,177 --> 00:29:01,913
THAT'S GOLD.
I THINK THAT'S GOLD.
708
00:29:01,946 --> 00:29:03,080
WE FOUND IT!
709
00:29:03,114 --> 00:29:04,816
-WE DID IT.
-WE DID IT!
710
00:29:04,849 --> 00:29:07,318
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
711
00:29:08,953 --> 00:29:10,788
[ RUMBLING ]
712
00:29:18,462 --> 00:29:21,298
GEEZ.
713
00:29:21,332 --> 00:29:22,800
[ BANGING ]
714
00:29:27,138 --> 00:29:29,907
WHAT'S GOING ON?
715
00:29:29,941 --> 00:29:31,308
WE GOT TO GO.
716
00:29:31,342 --> 00:29:32,910
DID HE -- DID HE --
717
00:29:32,944 --> 00:29:34,045
YEAH. YEAH. LET'S GO.
718
00:29:34,078 --> 00:29:35,512
GO! IT'S GONNA COLLAPSE!
719
00:29:42,186 --> 00:29:44,922
-[ CHUCKLES ]
-WHAT? HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
720
00:29:44,956 --> 00:29:47,091
ROOM SERVICE.
721
00:29:52,864 --> 00:29:55,967
[ WHISTLES ]
722
00:30:03,474 --> 00:30:05,376
[ BEEPING ]
723
00:30:05,409 --> 00:30:07,311
[ BANGING ]
724
00:30:19,924 --> 00:30:21,893
THAT'S IT, MAN.
I'M OUT OF HERE. DEAL'S OFF!
725
00:30:21,926 --> 00:30:23,027
-WAIT.
-WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WHY? WHY?
726
00:30:23,060 --> 00:30:24,561
LENNY GRANZEN
IS DEAD DOWN THERE, MAN!
727
00:30:24,595 --> 00:30:26,030
IT'S A CRIME SCENE!
THAT'S WHY!
728
00:30:26,063 --> 00:30:27,531
HE KNEW THE RISKS GOING IN.
729
00:30:27,564 --> 00:30:29,233
IF WE DON'T GO AFTER THAT GOLD,
IT'LL BE IN VAIN.
730
00:30:29,266 --> 00:30:30,367
THERE'S GOT TO BE
ANOTHER WAY IN,
731
00:30:30,401 --> 00:30:31,402
THROUGH THE FLOOR
OF THE SUB-BASEMENT.
732
00:30:31,435 --> 00:30:34,271
AND RISK THE LANDLORD
LEARNING ABOUT US, HUH?
733
00:30:34,305 --> 00:30:35,940
HOW'S THAT GONNA WORK OUT?
734
00:30:35,973 --> 00:30:37,408
AND GUESS WHO GETS THE GOLD
IN THAT SCENARIO, BRIGHT GUY.
735
00:30:37,441 --> 00:30:38,242
NOT YOU AND NOT ME, OKAY?
736
00:30:38,275 --> 00:30:40,511
THE ONLY WAY TO GET
TO THE GOLD BACK
737
00:30:40,544 --> 00:30:42,113
IS TO CONTAIN THE WHOLE PLACE,
THE WHOLE SITUATION.
738
00:30:42,146 --> 00:30:43,014
HOW DO WE DO THAT?
739
00:30:43,047 --> 00:30:44,949
WE'VE GOT TO OWN
THE WHOLE DAMN BUILDING
740
00:30:44,982 --> 00:30:46,984
AND EVERYTHING THAT'S UNDERNEATH
IT AND ALL THE MINERAL RIGHTS.
741
00:30:47,018 --> 00:30:48,585
-THAT'S IT.
-HELP US OUT.
742
00:30:48,619 --> 00:30:50,187
I'LL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE.
743
00:30:52,990 --> 00:30:54,125
COME ON. WE'RE SO CLOSE.
744
00:30:55,626 --> 00:30:57,929
ALL RIGHT.
I KNOW THE OWNER.
745
00:30:57,962 --> 00:30:59,230
OKAY, AND HE HAS BEEN TALKING
746
00:30:59,263 --> 00:31:01,098
ABOUT SELLING THIS PLACE
FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS.
747
00:31:01,132 --> 00:31:02,099
WHAT'S HE ASKING FOR IT?
748
00:31:02,133 --> 00:31:04,168
$4.2 MILLION.
MILLION DOLLARS.
749
00:31:04,201 --> 00:31:06,103
-MILLION, THAT'S --
-YOU HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY?
750
00:31:06,137 --> 00:31:07,504
'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE
THAT KIND OF MONEY.
I'M ON CITY SALARY HERE.
751
00:31:07,538 --> 00:31:10,107
-LET'S DO IT.
-J-JUST LIKE THAT?
752
00:31:11,575 --> 00:31:13,544
[ SCOFFS ]
753
00:31:13,577 --> 00:31:17,648
YOU CONVINCE YOUR BUDDY
TO CLOSE AT $4 MILLION A.S.A.P.,
754
00:31:17,681 --> 00:31:19,984
AND WE WILL CUT YOU IN
FOR 10% OF THE TREASURE.
755
00:31:20,017 --> 00:31:21,085
ARE YOU GAME?
756
00:31:25,356 --> 00:31:26,924
ALL RIGHT.
757
00:31:26,958 --> 00:31:28,425
[ SIGHS ]
758
00:31:28,459 --> 00:31:29,560
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
759
00:31:29,593 --> 00:31:32,396
THE WATCH, THE CHEST,
THE CIPHER, THE CANTONESE BIBLE,
760
00:31:32,429 --> 00:31:34,265
T-T-THE TUNNEL CAVE-IN --
761
00:31:34,298 --> 00:31:35,632
WELL, IT WAS A FAKE CAVE-IN.
762
00:31:35,666 --> 00:31:38,035
YOU SEE, THE ROCKS
WERE JUST PAINTED STYROFOAM.
763
00:31:38,069 --> 00:31:40,504
WHATEVER --
A STAGED TRAGIC DEATH...
764
00:31:40,537 --> 00:31:42,139
ALL FOR A LAND DEAL?
765
00:31:42,173 --> 00:31:43,574
IT'S IMPRESSIVE, HUH?
766
00:31:43,607 --> 00:31:45,409
HARDISON, I ONCE
PULLED OFF A LAND DEAL
767
00:31:45,442 --> 00:31:47,644
WITH A HALF A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE
AND A LOW-CUT DRESS.
768
00:31:47,678 --> 00:31:49,380
LOOK, A LAND DEAL
NEEDS AN ATTORNEY.
769
00:31:49,413 --> 00:31:51,048
WHO'S GONNA CLOSE THIS DEAL?
770
00:31:51,082 --> 00:31:53,550
I'M SAVING THAT LAST PIECE
OF THIS BEAUTIFUL SYMPHONY
771
00:31:53,584 --> 00:31:55,552
FOR MYSELF.
772
00:31:55,586 --> 00:31:57,221
YEAH, WELL,
YOU BETTER HURRY UP, ALL RIGHT,
773
00:31:57,254 --> 00:31:59,123
'CAUSE THE MADSENS JUST CALLED,
AND THEY'RE SO EXCITED,
774
00:31:59,156 --> 00:32:01,058
THEY WANT TO PUSH THE CLOSING
UP TILL TOMORROW MORNING.
775
00:32:01,092 --> 00:32:02,593
HOW'S THAT FIT
IN YOUR LITTLE SYMPHONY?
776
00:32:02,626 --> 00:32:04,061
WAIT, NO. WAIT, WAIT.
777
00:32:04,095 --> 00:32:06,330
I -- I MEAN,
I'M NOT EVEN READY.
778
00:32:06,363 --> 00:32:08,332
I DON'T EVEN HAVE
A SWISS BANK ACCOUNT
779
00:32:08,365 --> 00:32:10,067
TO TRANSFER THE FUNDS INTO.
780
00:32:10,101 --> 00:32:11,202
WELL, YOU BETTER FIND ONE.
781
00:32:11,235 --> 00:32:13,971
AND YOU BETTER FIND
A REAL-ESTATE ATTORNEY'S OFFICE
782
00:32:14,005 --> 00:32:15,106
AND CLEAR IT OUT QUICK.
783
00:32:15,139 --> 00:32:16,607
I'M GETTING SICK OF THIS, MAN.
784
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,542
YOU'D BETTER HAVE THIS DOWN,
HARDISON.
785
00:32:18,575 --> 00:32:21,245
ALL OUR IDENTITIES WERE BURNED
ON OTHER PARTS OF THE CON.
786
00:32:21,278 --> 00:32:22,579
IT'S ALL ON YOU, HARDISON.
787
00:32:22,613 --> 00:32:24,315
[ SIGHS ]
788
00:32:24,348 --> 00:32:26,150
HOW AM I GONNA DO THIS?
789
00:32:26,183 --> 00:32:29,987
YOU'RE THE PUPPET MASTER.
PULL YOUR STRINGS.
790
00:32:30,021 --> 00:32:32,123
Jazz hands.
791
00:32:33,590 --> 00:32:36,293
I CALLED I.T. 20 MINUTES AGO.
WHERE THE HELL IS THE KID?
792
00:32:36,327 --> 00:32:39,296
THIS COMPUTER VIRUS IS ABOUT
TO GIVE ME A FRIGGIN' ANEURYSM.
793
00:32:39,330 --> 00:32:41,565
-[ WHISTLES ]
-CAN I HELP YOU, SIR?
794
00:32:41,598 --> 00:32:44,135
-YOU HERE TO SEE AN ATTORNEY?
-I.T.
795
00:32:44,168 --> 00:32:46,003
SURE AS HELL THE BEST-DRESSED
I.T. GUY I HAVE EVER SEEN.
796
00:32:46,037 --> 00:32:49,173
AGE OF THE GEEK, BABY.
CAN I GET IN THERE?
797
00:32:49,206 --> 00:32:50,741
PLEASE.
798
00:32:56,380 --> 00:32:58,215
[ WHISTLES ] OUCH.
799
00:32:58,249 --> 00:33:00,484
LOOKS LIKE THIS
IS GONNA TAKE ME A WHILE.
800
00:33:00,517 --> 00:33:01,752
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY
TAKE YOUR LUNCH BREAK.
801
00:33:01,785 --> 00:33:03,054
CAN'T. TOO MUCH WORK.
802
00:33:03,087 --> 00:33:04,755
LISTEN, IN ORDER FOR ME
803
00:33:04,788 --> 00:33:06,457
TO COMPLETELY
SCRUB YOUR P.C. CLEAN,
804
00:33:06,490 --> 00:33:07,758
I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO THROUGH
805
00:33:07,791 --> 00:33:09,226
EVERY WEBSITE
YOU'VE EVER BEEN TO.
806
00:33:09,260 --> 00:33:10,294
-EVERY?
-EVERY.
807
00:33:10,327 --> 00:33:11,595
AND IF YOU'RE LIKE MOST PEOPLE,
808
00:33:11,628 --> 00:33:13,197
THAT'S NOT
SO FLATTERING, HMM-MM?
809
00:33:13,230 --> 00:33:14,765
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL TAKE THAT LUNCH.
810
00:33:14,798 --> 00:33:18,235
OH, YOU DO THAT.
ALL RIGHTY.
811
00:33:31,182 --> 00:33:34,818
MR. MADSEN, MISS MADSEN,
PLEASE DO THE HONORS
812
00:33:34,851 --> 00:33:37,521
OF SIGNING THE FLAGGED PAGES
WHERE INDICATED.
813
00:33:40,857 --> 00:33:43,194
YOU KNOW,
I'VE HAD THIS NAGGING FEELING
814
00:33:43,227 --> 00:33:45,062
ALL MORNING ABOUT THIS DEAL.
815
00:33:45,096 --> 00:33:45,996
YEAH?
816
00:33:46,029 --> 00:33:47,598
HAVE WE MADE THIS THING...
I DON'T KNOW.
817
00:33:47,631 --> 00:33:49,700
HAS IT GOTTEN TOO COMPLICATED?
818
00:33:49,733 --> 00:33:50,734
No. No.
819
00:33:52,403 --> 00:33:54,238
HAVE I SEEN YOU
SOMEPLACE BEFORE?
820
00:33:54,271 --> 00:33:58,475
OH, I-I DON'T THINK SO. PORTLAND
IS A VERY SMALL CITY, SO...
821
00:33:58,509 --> 00:34:00,544
YEAH, I KNOW THE FEELING
THAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, B.
822
00:34:00,577 --> 00:34:03,814
'CAUSE I HAVE BEEN GOING OVER
IN MY HEAD...
823
00:34:03,847 --> 00:34:05,249
REMEMBER WHEN YOU ONCE TOLD ME
824
00:34:05,282 --> 00:34:06,783
THAT THERE IS NEVER
A GET-RICH SCHEME --
825
00:34:06,817 --> 00:34:08,385
-THAT EVER PAN OUT.
-YEAH.
826
00:34:08,419 --> 00:34:10,221
AH, LET ME POINT OUT TO YOU TWO
827
00:34:10,254 --> 00:34:13,424
THAT YOU ARE GETTING
AN EXCELLENT BARGAIN
ON THIS PROPERTY.
828
00:34:13,457 --> 00:34:15,692
REALLY, YOU HAVE NO IDEA
829
00:34:15,726 --> 00:34:19,596
WHAT IT TOOK TO PUT THIS DEAL
TOGETHER -- NO IDEA.
830
00:34:19,630 --> 00:34:21,398
YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE,
EVERY TIME WE FOUND SOMETHING,
831
00:34:21,432 --> 00:34:23,567
ANOTHER OBSTACLE
JUST FELL IN OUR PATH.
832
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:25,736
-AND IT GOT FRUSTRATING.
-I DON'T THINK SO.
833
00:34:25,769 --> 00:34:26,803
AND MORE AND MORE COMPLICATED.
834
00:34:26,837 --> 00:34:28,539
SUPER COMPLICATED.
835
00:34:28,572 --> 00:34:30,474
UH, UH, I MEAN,
YOU KEEP SAYING "COMPLICATED."
836
00:34:30,507 --> 00:34:32,609
I DON'T -- I DON'T --
IT'S REALLY NOT COMPLICATED.
837
00:34:32,643 --> 00:34:34,411
JUST SIGN RIGHT THERE, RIGHT --
IT SAYS -- SAYS RIGHT THERE
838
00:34:34,445 --> 00:34:36,147
BY THE TAPE "SIGN," SO...
839
00:34:36,180 --> 00:34:38,449
WE ARE GOLD PEOPLE.
840
00:34:38,482 --> 00:34:40,317
REMEMBER WHAT WE ALWAYS SAY,
841
00:34:40,351 --> 00:34:42,386
THAT GOLD IS A METAL THAT
FOREVER INCREASES IN VALUE.
842
00:34:42,419 --> 00:34:43,854
CAN -- CAN --
CAN YOU PLEASE JUST --
843
00:34:43,887 --> 00:34:47,591
UH, STOP WASTING OUR TIME
AND SIGN THE DOCUMENTS?
844
00:34:47,624 --> 00:34:50,627
I DON'T THINK I LIKE YOUR TONE.
845
00:34:50,661 --> 00:34:52,296
AND YOU DO LOOK FAMILIAR TO ME.
846
00:34:52,329 --> 00:34:53,764
DO I?
[ KNOCK ON DOOR, DOOR OPENS ]
847
00:34:53,797 --> 00:34:55,566
OH.
848
00:34:55,599 --> 00:34:57,634
WHERE'S MR. MANCHESTER?
849
00:34:57,668 --> 00:34:58,902
-WHO?
-MANCHESTER?
850
00:34:58,935 --> 00:35:00,471
I THOUGHT YOUR NAME WAS LEARL.
851
00:35:00,504 --> 00:35:02,173
IT IS, AND THIS IS MY SPACE.
852
00:35:02,206 --> 00:35:05,176
OH...HE --
853
00:35:05,209 --> 00:35:08,645
TH-- OH, THE WOMAN WHO CAME IN
WITH THE GOLD WATCH
854
00:35:08,679 --> 00:35:11,648
TO OUR STORE THE DAY,
THE ONE DAY
855
00:35:11,682 --> 00:35:13,584
THAT YOU...HAD NO WORK.
856
00:35:13,617 --> 00:35:15,386
I DON'T KNOW --
857
00:35:15,419 --> 00:35:16,753
THE PROFESSOR, THE ANTIQUITIES
COLLECTOR -- IT ALL FELT FUNNY.
858
00:35:16,787 --> 00:35:18,522
DON'T YOU SEE?
THEY'RE CON MEN.
859
00:35:18,555 --> 00:35:19,823
CON? WHO? CONNING WHO?
860
00:35:19,856 --> 00:35:21,492
-THEY'RE TRYING TO RIP US OFF.
-NO, THAT'S --
861
00:35:21,525 --> 00:35:22,859
HEY! WHOA! HEY!
862
00:35:22,893 --> 00:35:25,796
-GO. MOVE. MOVE.
-COME BACK HERE!
863
00:35:25,829 --> 00:35:28,265
OH, NO.
864
00:35:28,299 --> 00:35:29,266
OH, YES!
865
00:35:29,300 --> 00:35:30,567
OH, BOY.
866
00:35:30,601 --> 00:35:33,804
WE WILL CALL COPS!
WE WILL GET YOU!
867
00:35:40,677 --> 00:35:42,279
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
868
00:35:42,313 --> 00:35:43,614
I HAD THEM, AND I JUST...
869
00:35:43,647 --> 00:35:46,217
DIDN'T ANTICIPATE THE RAGE-QUIT?
870
00:35:46,250 --> 00:35:48,885
YOU KNOW GAMER TERMINOLOGY?
871
00:35:48,919 --> 00:35:50,621
I KNOW THE KEY TO A GOOD GAME
872
00:35:50,654 --> 00:35:52,756
IS BALANCING
BOREDOM AND FRUSTRATION.
873
00:35:52,789 --> 00:35:56,360
THE GAME, THE PUZZLE'S TOO EASY,
THEN THE MARK, THE PLAYER,
874
00:35:56,393 --> 00:35:57,894
GETS BORED AND WALKS AWAY.
875
00:35:57,928 --> 00:36:03,367
THE PUZZLE'S TOO HARD,
THE PLAYER GETS FRUSTRATED
876
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,369
AND QUITS IN A RAGE --
RAGE-QUIT.
877
00:36:05,402 --> 00:36:07,371
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
878
00:36:07,404 --> 00:36:08,905
I KNOW A FEW THINGS, HARDISON.
879
00:36:08,939 --> 00:36:12,509
I KNOW THAT
AN OVERCOMPLICATED PUZZLE
880
00:36:12,543 --> 00:36:15,779
EVENTUALLY BEGS THE QUESTION --
IS IT REALLY WORTH IT?
881
00:36:17,414 --> 00:36:21,518
HEY. KEEP YOUR CHIN UP.
NOT ALL IS NOT LOST, YOU KNOW?
882
00:36:21,552 --> 00:36:23,387
HOW'S THAT? THEY DIDN'T SIGN.
883
00:36:23,420 --> 00:36:25,256
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
884
00:36:25,289 --> 00:36:27,791
THAT WAS JUST TO DISTRACT THEM
FROM THE HEIST.
885
00:36:27,824 --> 00:36:30,627
THE HEIST? WHAT HEIST?
886
00:36:36,933 --> 00:36:39,370
-ROY! ROY!
-OVER HERE.
887
00:36:39,403 --> 00:36:41,372
ROY, CALL THE POLICE.
WE HAVE A CRIME TO REPORT.
888
00:36:41,405 --> 00:36:43,707
AND THAT PROFESSOR.
DON'T FORGET THAT PROFESSOR.
889
00:36:43,740 --> 00:36:44,741
UH, DID SOMETHING HAPPEN?
890
00:36:44,775 --> 00:36:46,477
NEVER MIND.
I'LL DO IT MYSELF.
891
00:36:46,510 --> 00:36:47,744
GOOD NEWS, MS. MADSEN.
892
00:36:47,778 --> 00:36:49,613
CONTILLIX
LIFTED THE QUALITY RATING.
893
00:36:49,646 --> 00:36:50,881
THEY'LL BE TAKING
THE SHIPMENTS BACK TOMORROW.
894
00:36:50,914 --> 00:36:52,349
GREAT. GREAT, THAT'S --
895
00:36:52,383 --> 00:36:54,385
THEY'LL BE DOING WHAT?
896
00:36:54,418 --> 00:36:56,420
REMEMBER,
THEY SENT ALL THE GOLD BACK.
897
00:36:56,453 --> 00:36:57,788
I TOLD YOU.
898
00:36:57,821 --> 00:36:59,656
WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON, ROY?
899
00:36:59,690 --> 00:37:00,924
CONTILLIX SENT
THE GOLD SHIPMENT BACK.
900
00:37:00,957 --> 00:37:03,394
SAID THE PURITY RATING
ON THE LAST TRUCKS
901
00:37:03,427 --> 00:37:05,496
-DIPPED BELOW THREE NINES FINE.
-WHAT?!
902
00:37:05,529 --> 00:37:07,531
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO
ABOUT THE, UM --
903
00:37:07,564 --> 00:37:09,500
HEY, B!
LET ME SHOW YOU THIS.
904
00:37:09,533 --> 00:37:11,034
A DOWNTOWN ANTIQUE DEALER
BROUGHT THAT IN.
905
00:37:11,067 --> 00:37:13,637
YOU THINK IT MIGHT BE
WORTH SOMETHING?
906
00:37:13,670 --> 00:37:15,639
-WOW. IT'S INTERESTING.
-ALL RIGHT.
907
00:37:15,672 --> 00:37:18,241
I GUESS WE'LL JUST
PUT IT IN THE VAULT FOR NOW.
908
00:37:23,414 --> 00:37:27,351
-YOU PUT THE GOLD IN THE VAULT?
-YEAH, THREE DAYS' WORTH.
909
00:37:27,384 --> 00:37:29,353
-NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO.
-THAT'S HOW LONG
WE WERE SHUT DOWN.
910
00:37:29,386 --> 00:37:30,454
THE VAULT IS USELESS!
911
00:37:45,536 --> 00:37:47,404
WHERE'D THAT GO?
912
00:37:48,839 --> 00:37:50,807
HOW ON EARTH DID YOU FIND IT?
913
00:37:50,841 --> 00:37:52,409
WELL, WE LEARNED
THAT BARBARA MADSEN
914
00:37:52,443 --> 00:37:54,044
HAD TAKEN A PERSONAL LIKING
TO IT AND WAS WEARING IT.
915
00:37:54,077 --> 00:37:55,679
SO WE SENT ONE OF OUR BEST
916
00:37:55,712 --> 00:37:57,514
RETRIEVAL SPECIALISTS
TO GO GET IT.
917
00:37:57,548 --> 00:37:59,850
OKAY, WELL, I'LL JUST BE OVER
HERE IF YOU GUYS NEED ANYTHING.
918
00:38:02,853 --> 00:38:06,056
WE ALSO OBTAINED THE
GOLD TO BE SOLD! CUSTOMER LIST.
919
00:38:06,089 --> 00:38:07,791
WHICH MEANS THAT WE'LL BE
SENDING RESTITUTION CHECKS
920
00:38:07,824 --> 00:38:11,094
TO ALL THE OTHER VICTIMS
FROM A SPECIAL FUND
921
00:38:11,127 --> 00:38:13,564
ESTABLISHED IN YOUR
GRANDMOTHER'S NAME.
922
00:38:13,597 --> 00:38:16,433
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW MUCH THAT MEANS TO ME.
923
00:38:16,467 --> 00:38:18,569
I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH.
924
00:38:18,602 --> 00:38:20,437
EVER SINCE I LOST MY JOB
A FEW YEARS AGO,
925
00:38:20,471 --> 00:38:21,438
NOTHING'S GONE MY WAY.
926
00:38:21,472 --> 00:38:24,107
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I --
I FEEL DIFFERENT.
927
00:38:24,140 --> 00:38:25,108
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
928
00:38:25,141 --> 00:38:27,644
WELL, THE MADSENS
SHOULD BE LOSING THEIR JOBS
929
00:38:27,678 --> 00:38:28,712
RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
930
00:38:28,745 --> 00:38:30,547
YEAH, I WOULD SAY
THEY'D BE GETTING
931
00:38:30,581 --> 00:38:33,016
THEIR, UH,
PINK SLIP VERY SOON.
932
00:38:33,049 --> 00:38:34,618
[ SIREN WAILS ]
HMM.
933
00:38:34,651 --> 00:38:36,587
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
934
00:38:36,620 --> 00:38:38,989
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
935
00:38:39,022 --> 00:38:41,858
DID YOU CATCH THE GUYS
WHO STOLE OUR GOLD?
936
00:38:41,892 --> 00:38:42,993
YEAH -- ABOUT THAT, MS. MADSEN,
937
00:38:43,026 --> 00:38:44,728
YOUR INSURANCE COMPANY
CONTACTED US
938
00:38:44,761 --> 00:38:45,662
REGARDING YOUR CLAIM.
939
00:38:45,696 --> 00:38:47,864
YEAH, THEY'RE JUST
NOT BUYING THIS STORY
940
00:38:47,898 --> 00:38:49,866
THAT THEY BROKE IN HERE
AND THAT THEY KNEW HOW TO USE
941
00:38:49,900 --> 00:38:53,136
YOUR HIGHLY REGULATED DRILL
THAT YOU JUST BOUGHT,
942
00:38:53,169 --> 00:38:55,706
AND THEN USE IT TO ROB
YOUR FAKE, USELESS VAULT.
943
00:38:55,739 --> 00:38:58,475
I MEAN, THAT'S GOT TO BE
THE WORST INSURANCE-SCAM STORY
944
00:38:58,509 --> 00:38:59,476
I HAVE EVER HEARD.
945
00:38:59,510 --> 00:39:00,477
CUFF 'EM.
946
00:39:00,511 --> 00:39:01,878
THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED!
947
00:39:01,912 --> 00:39:03,580
THEY WERE CON MEN!
THEY PLAYED US!
948
00:39:03,614 --> 00:39:05,115
YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
TELL THAT TO A JUDGE.
949
00:39:05,148 --> 00:39:06,850
INSURANCE FRAUD
IS A FELONY IN OREGON.
950
00:39:06,883 --> 00:39:08,852
-IT'S YOUR FAULT, B.
-MY FAULT?!
951
00:39:08,885 --> 00:39:10,987
"SHANGHAI TUNNELS.
HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW?"
952
00:39:11,021 --> 00:39:12,723
THEY WENT TO YOU FIRST
BECAUSE THEY KNEW
953
00:39:12,756 --> 00:39:14,491
THAT YOU WOULD BE
DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY IT.
954
00:39:14,525 --> 00:39:15,792
Y-YOU'RE DUMB.
955
00:39:18,595 --> 00:39:21,565
HOW MANY RESTITUTION CHECKS
YOU WRITING?
956
00:39:21,598 --> 00:39:25,436
UH, SO FAR, 200.
I'VE GOT 100 TO GO.
957
00:39:25,469 --> 00:39:27,704
YOU GOT MAIL.
958
00:39:27,738 --> 00:39:29,139
I'M OUT, MAN.
959
00:39:39,082 --> 00:39:41,652
HOW?
960
00:39:41,685 --> 00:39:43,654
HOW COULD YOU HAVE POSSIBLY
KNOWN THIS?
961
00:39:43,687 --> 00:39:45,522
I KNEW ENOUGH.
962
00:39:45,556 --> 00:39:47,524
I KNEW YOU HAD
A COMPLICATED CON IN THE WORKS.
963
00:39:47,558 --> 00:39:49,926
AND I KNEW, AS LONG AS WE HAD
THOSE THREE THINGS ON THE LIST
964
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:51,928
AND THAT BARBARA MADSEN
WAS DISTRACTED
965
00:39:51,962 --> 00:39:54,064
FROM ALL THAT GOLD PILING UP
IN THAT USELESS VAULT,
966
00:39:54,097 --> 00:39:56,733
THAT WE HAD A SHOT AT
TAKING OVER THE FAMILY BUSINESS.
967
00:39:56,767 --> 00:39:58,702
YOU NEVER COUNT ON
THE PERFECT PLAN.
968
00:39:58,735 --> 00:40:01,071
THE PERFECT PLAN,
IT HAS TOO MANY MOVING PARTS,
969
00:40:01,104 --> 00:40:03,907
AND IT'S...YOU GOT TO EXPECT
THE PERFECT PLAN TO FAIL.
970
00:40:03,940 --> 00:40:05,509
I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT I DO.
971
00:40:05,542 --> 00:40:07,043
THEN WHAT DO YOU COUNT ON?
972
00:40:07,077 --> 00:40:09,546
I COUNT ON
THE SIMPLEST AND UGLIEST PLAN,
973
00:40:09,580 --> 00:40:12,683
NOT PLAN "A," NO, BUT, LIKE,
PLAN "G," FOR EXAMPLE.
974
00:40:12,716 --> 00:40:15,686
I START WITH PLAN "G."
975
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:17,654
NOW, THE QUICK, SIMPLE,
UGLY PLAN
976
00:40:17,688 --> 00:40:20,223
THAT I KNOW IS GONNA WORK
IF EVERYTHING GOES BAD.
977
00:40:20,256 --> 00:40:23,694
I JUST PRETTY IT UP
A LITTLE BIT, ADD THIS AND THAT.
978
00:40:23,727 --> 00:40:26,229
I GAVE YOU A BACKUP PLAN.
THAT'S ALL.
979
00:40:26,262 --> 00:40:30,133
YOU KNOW, HARDISON,
YOU SHOULD BE PROUD.
980
00:40:30,166 --> 00:40:32,603
PROUD?
981
00:40:32,636 --> 00:40:35,205
MY FIRST JOB
COMPLETELY FELL APART.
982
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:38,642
HEY...
983
00:40:38,675 --> 00:40:40,844
IT WAS A GOOD PLAN.
984
00:40:40,877 --> 00:40:44,581
IT WAS A SMART PLAN, CLEVER.
985
00:40:46,583 --> 00:40:49,152
DON'T SELL YOURSELF SHORT.
986
00:41:22,753 --> 00:41:23,720
WHAT'S THIS?
987
00:41:23,754 --> 00:41:25,221
OH, UH, IT'S AN EVALUATION FORM.
988
00:41:25,255 --> 00:41:26,489
GOOD NIGHT, HARDISON.
989
00:41:27,824 --> 00:41:29,092
HEY, NATHAN.
990
00:41:31,161 --> 00:41:33,930
THANKS, MAN.
70084
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