All language subtitles for Leverage.S02E04.1080p.WEBRip.x265-HiQVE

HELP ME!
SOMEBODY, PLEASE, HELP!

HEY! OPEN THE DOOR, PLEASE!

SHE CAN'T BREATHE!

CAN'T YOU SEE THE SIGN, PAL?

OVER HERE!

HEY, UNLOCK THE DAMN DOOR!
ASTHMA?

YEAH, HER INHALER'S NOT WORKING.

GET OUT OF MY WAY.
CALL FOR AN AMBULANCE.

-WHAT DO I DO?
-SET HER ON THE GROUND,
BUT KEEP HER UPRIGHT.

-THIS INHALER'S GONNA
RELAX HER MUSCLES...
-OKAY.

...WHILE THE EPINEPHRINE
OPENS THE AIRWAY.

OH, THERE YOU GO.

[ INHALES SHARPLY ]

OH, THANK GOD. THANK YOU.

YEAH.

SHE COULD'VE DIED.
I MEAN, SHE WOULD'VE DIED.

WELL, SHE'S VERY LUCKY
YOU WERE THERE.

NO, LUCK SHOULDN'T HAVE
ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT.

YOU KNOW, THE CLINIC
NEVER SHOULD'VE CLOSED,

AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT.

HEY, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD'VE
SEEN THIS COMING.

NO, I WAS THE ONE
THAT RECOMMENDED MR. FOWLER

TO OUR BOARD OF DIRECTORS.

YOU KNOW,
HE TOLD ME THAT THE FUND

WOULD DOUBLE OUR CLINIC'S MONEY
IN A YEAR.

-I BELIEVED HIM.
-IT'S OKAY.

WE ALL DO STUPID THINGS
SOMETIMES.

[ STAMMERS ]

UM [CLEARS THROAT] HOW DID YOU
MEET, UH, DANIEL FOWLER?

I ONLY VOLUNTEER AT THE CLINIC
ON WEEKENDS.

MY DAY JOB IS AT DALTON ACADEMY.

IT'S THAT PRIVATE SCHOOL
UP NEAR BRIGHTON.

AND I'M THE ON-SITE NURSE THERE.

AND FOWLER'S STEPSON
IS A STUDENT THERE.

HE'S A SWEET KID --
ALLERGIC TO STRAWBERRIES.

[ LAUGHS ]

THAT'S IRONIC.

-WHY?
-BECAUSE HE'S SWEET.

YEAH, UH...

A LOT OF THE PARENTS
HAD MONEY INVESTED WITH HIM,

AND I FIGURED, YOU KNOW,

IF THEY COULD TRUST HIM,
THEN WE COULD, TOO.

OKAY, WELL, HERE'S THE THING.

THE GOVERNMENT HAS FROZEN
FOWLER'S ASSETS.

SO YOU'LL GET THE MONEY BACK
EVENTUALLY.

NO, THE CLINIC IS OUT OF TIME.

THE BOARD HAS PUT THE PROPERTY
UP FOR SALE NEXT WEEK.

THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
I PROMISE.

SORRY, UM...

IT'S JUST REALLY HARD TO TRUST
PEOPLE RIGHT NOW, YOU KNOW?

MM.

THAT'S OKAY.
WE DON'T TRUST YOU EITHER, SO...

NO, SHE DIDN'T...

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.

THAT WENT SUPER.

[ SIGHS ] GOD...

WHERE IS SOPHIE?

THE RICH AND POWERFUL,
THEY TAKE WHAT THEY WANT.

WE STEAL IT BACK FOR YOU.

AND SOMETIMES, BAD GUYS
MAKE THE BEST GOOD GUYS.

WE PROVIDE...

LEVERAGE.

THANKS FOR MEETING ME
THIS MORNING.

SWEETHEART, LISTEN,
I KNOW YOU'RE CRAZY BUSY.

IT'S FINAL-EXAM TIME
AND EVERYTHING,

BUT I WAS THINKING THIS WEEKEND

WE SHOULD DEFINITELY,
DEFINITELY

CHECK OUT
THE VENETIAN EXHIBIT --

I DON'T THINK SO.

I DON'T THINK
THAT THIS IS WORKING OUT.

[ CHUCKLES ] BABE...

LISTEN, I KNOW THAT...

YOU KNOW, I TRAVEL A LOT WITH...

MY JOB.

IT'S NOT THAT.
UM, LISTEN...

WE TALK ALL THE TIME,

BUT IT NEVER FEELS LIKE YOU'RE
ACTUALLY SHARING ANYTHING.

AS GREAT AS YOU ARE,
THERE'S ALWAYS A MASK.

I JUST DON'T KNOW
WHO YOU REALLY ARE, CATHERINE.

I GOT A CLASS.

SOPHIE.

PARDON?

[ SCOFFS ]

OR ALICE...

KAREN, MICHELLE...

ELIZABETH...

[ DOOR CLOSES ]
HEY.

THIS LOOKS LIKE
AN ORDINARY CELLPHONE, RIGHT?

[ BEEP ]

[ HIGH-PITCHED WHINING ]

IT'S NOT, MAN.
IT'S A METAL DETECTOR.

SEE, IT USES
PULSE-INDUCTION TECHNOLOGY

THAT SENDS OUT A CURRENT
THAT GENERATES A MAGNETIC FIELD

AND THEN --
ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?

YEAH.

WELL, WHAT DID I SAY?

YOU WERE EXPLAINING
HOW YOU'RE STILL A VIRGIN.

IT'S A DIFFERENT KIND OF SKILL.

TALKING TO CLIENTS,
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SYMPATHIZE.

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE HER.

WELL, YOU WERE RIGHT.
WHERE'S SOPHIE?

-I DON'T KNOW.
-WELL, WE'RE NOT WAITING.

LET'S GO. LET'S START.
[ SIGHS ]

DANIEL FOWLER, 61,
C.E.O. OF FTP FIDELITY.

NOW, THIS IS THE LARGEST
PRIVATE-INVESTMENT FIRM

IN THE STATE,
UP UNTIL ABOUT THREE WEEKS AGO.

THIS WHOLE THING WAS BLOWN
AS A BIG PONZI SCHEME,

AND I'M NOT TALKING
CROOKED INVESTMENTS.

I MEAN STONE-COLD CON.

THERE WAS NEVER ANY FUND,
NO TRADES, NO REAL ACCOUNTS.

THE CLINIC LOST EVERYTHING.

10 YEARS, THIS GUY
WORE ALL THE RIGHT SUITS

AND FILED ALL THE RIGHT PAPERS
WITH THE S.E.C.

NOBODY LOOKED TWICE.

WELL, AS SOON AS THE FBI
FIGURED IT OUT,

THEY SLAPPED
A LITTLE HOUSE ARREST ON HIM,

AND THEY FROZE
ALL OF HIS ASSETS --

I'M TALKING CORPORATE ACCOUNTS,
PERSONAL ACCOUNTS,

REAL-ESTATE HOLDINGS.

ANYTHING ON PLANET EARTH
WITH THIS DUDE'S NAME ON IT

IS ON ICE.

THE FBI's VERY THOROUGH, HUH?

EXTREMELY.

-SO WHAT'D THEY MISS?
-OH.

$20 MILLION.

THEY MOVED IT OFF THE BOOKS

RIGHT BEFORE
THE WARRANTS CAME DOWN.

YEAH, WELL,
HE KNEW THE END WAS NEAR,

AND HE WAS GETTING READY
TO BOLT.

TELL ME SOMETHING --
WHERE WAS FOWLER ARRESTED?

OH, IN HIS APARTMENT,
PACKING FOR HIS

"BUSINESS TRIP" TO THE MALDIVES.

YOU SEE, HE'D NEED IT LIGHT,
PORTABLE, CLOSE AT HAND.

THAT $20 MILLION
IS IN HIS APARTMENT.

YEAH, BUT THIS GUY'S
ON HOUSE ARREST, MAN.

I MEAN, HE'S PRACTICALLY
LIVING WITH THE FBI.

THE PROBLEM IS NOT
GETTING INTO THE APARTMENT

BUT GETTING THEM OUT.

WHERE WERE YOU?

OH, I-I WAS RUNNING AN ERRAND.

WEREN'T YOU WITH THE BOYFRIEND?

[ TIN SLAMS ]

SO, UM, WHAT ARE THE TERMS
OF HIS HOUSE ARREST?

FOWLER'S CONFINED
TO HIS $6 MILLION PENTHOUSE

OVERLOOKING THE CHARLES RIVER.

YEAH, THAT'S
A ROUGH PUNISHMENT, HUH?

THE WHOLE PLACE IS OUTFITTED
WITH 24/7 SURVEILLANCE

SO THE FEDS
CAN KEEP AN EYE ON HIM.

NOW...

WE CAN, TOO.

I PIGGYBACKED
ON THEIR WIRELESS FEED.

STILL, FOR US TO GET IN
AND SEARCH THE PLACE,

WE'VE GOT TO
GET RID OF FOWLER.

NOW, THERE ARE THREE GENERAL
EXCEPTIONS FOR HOUSE ARREST.

THERE'S PERSONAL SAFETY,
DEATH OF A RELATIVE,

AND FAMILY EVENTS.

PERSONAL SAFETY -- WE COULD BURN
THE APARTMENT DOWN.

-OOH! OOH!
-OR...

DEATH OF A RELATIVE.

-UH, W-WHO'S THAT?
- I LOOKED EVERYWHERE, MOM.

-OH.
- WELL, CAN'T YOU FIND...

-OH, THE KID.
- MY CELLPHONE. I THINK MAYBE...

KID'S FROM HER FIRST MARRIAGE --
WIDMARK.

- LOST IT.
-OH, I'M SORRY.

WIDMARK?

RICH PEOPLE, MAN.

GEEZ...

OH, CAN YOU, UH,
PUNCH IN ON THAT, PLEASE?

DO YOU HAVE ANY RESPECT
FOR YOUR PERSONAL PROPERTY?

DO YOU HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR ME?
I BOUGHT YOU THAT CELLPHONE.

DAN, HE SAID HE WAS SORRY.

YEAH, HE'S SORRY, ALL RIGHT.

I'D GROUND YOU,
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS

TO GO OUT WITH ANYWAY.

I'M GONNA TALK TO HIM.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

WOW. OKAY.

WHAT DO WE GOT ON THE KID?

WIDMARK FOWLER, AGE 10.

NO ARRESTS,
NO OUTSTANDING WARRANTS.

HARDISON...

HE'S A 5th-GRADE STUDENT
AT DALTON ACADEMY,

ACADEMICALLY UNEXCEPTIONAL,
NO EXTRACURRICULARS.

HE'S ALLERGIC TO STRAWBERRIES.

[ LAUGHS ] STRAWBERRIES...

[ LAUGHS ]

JUDGES GIVE OUT DAY PASSES
FOR FAMILY EVENTS.

IT'S ONE OF THE THREE THINGS,
RIGHT?

SO FOWLER
IS GOING TO ASK FOR ONE

SO HE DOESN'T MISS HIS KID'S
BIG DEBUT.

OKAY, I'LL BITE.

WHAT'S HE DEBUTING AS?

YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.

BUT WE'RE GONNA GO STEAL
HIS SCHOOL AND FIND OUT.

[ BELL RINGS ]
A MISTER ANANDO BUHARI IS HERE.

I DON'T HAVE ANY APPOINTMENTS.

I KNOW. DO YOU WANT --

OH, DR. JERROD.

DR. JERROD, COME.

MMM. [ CHUCKLES ]

IT'S, UH, IT'S A PLEASURE.

I AM ANANDO BUHARI,
BOTSWANA SPECIAL ENVOY.

I WORK FOR PRESIDENT KHAMA.

HE IS MOST IMPRESSED
WHEN HE READ YOUR PAPER

YOU WROTE AS A STUDENT.

HOW DO YOU SAY, YOUR, UM...

THE PRESIDENT OF BOTSWANA
READ MY GRAD-SCHOOL THESIS?

YES, ALL 600 GLORIOUS PAGES,

FROM WHICH INSIGHT DRIPS
LIKE HONEY

UPON WHICH BEES OF WISDOM FEAST.

[ CHUCKLES ]

THE PRESIDENT IS REBUILDING
THE EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM

FROM THE GROUND UP.

WOULD YOU CONSIDER
GOING TO BOTSWANA TO MEET HIM?

ALL EXPENSES PAID, OF COURSE.

I...

YES.

EVERYONE, SETTLE DOWN!

I ASSURE YOU EVERYTHING
IS UNDER CONTROL!

MR. JERROD JUST TOOK
A LEAVE OF ABSENCE.

IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE SCHOOL YEAR?!

THE SCHOOL BOARD HAS ALREADY
SENT OVER AN INTERIM HEADMASTER.

WOULD YOU BE QUIET?!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

AND AFTER READING HIS FILE,

I CAN ASSURE YOU
WE ARE IN EXCELLENT HANDS!

DR. MELCHER?

[ INDISTINCT YELLING ]

[ German accent ]
GUTEN TAG.

MY NAME IS DR. MELCHER.

AND I PRESUME
THAT YOU ARE ALL FAMILIAR

WITH THE PRE-EMINENT LITERATURE
ON THE CHILDREN'S EDUCATION --

MY BOOK, "THE MELCHER METHOD."

JA?

IN WHICH CASE ANY FURTHER, UH,
INTRODUCTION WOULD BE REDUNDANT.

I'D LIKE TO BEGIN
BY SPEAKING ABOUT THE CHANGES

WE'RE GOING TO BE MAKING
IN THE CURRICULUM.

EXCUSE ME.

-SHH! SHH! SHH!
- JA, JA?

MARK SANFORD.

I'M HEAD OF THE CONCERNED
PARENTS ASSOCIATION.

THAT MUST BE
VERY EXCITING FOR YOU.

YES, I'M SURE.

UH, WHY DO WE NEED
ANY CHANGES AT ALL?

I MEAN, THIS IS THE BEST
PRIVATE SCHOOL IN BOSTON.

[ INDISTINCT YELLING ]

- JA, JA. WELL, SEE...
-LET HIM TALK!

THE MELCHER METHOD INVOLVES THE
EDUCATION OF THE WHOLE CHILD --

MIND AND BODY.

JA, WHEN A CHILD FAILS,
IS IT JUST THE BRAIN THAT FAILS?

NEIN.

NO, THE BODY CONTAINS
THE FAILING BRAIN,

AND BOTH ARE CAST INTO A CRUEL
WORLD OF DARKNESS AND DESPAIR,

AND EVEN WORSE --

PUBLIC SCHOOL.

-OH, RIGHT.
-PUBLIC SCHOOL?

DANTE'S INFERNO OF MEDIOCRITY.

[ SMACKS LIPS ]

WHICH IS WHY I BRING WITH ME TWO
OF MY MOST VALUED ASSOCIATES.

UH, WE HAVE MIND, UH, AND BODY.

JA. JA.

MISS DONOVAN
WILL HONE YOUR CHILDREN'S MINDS,

AND MR. BREWER, HE WILL CRAFT
YOUR CHILDREN'S BODIES

INTO THE PROPER MIND-VESSELS
THROUGH EXERCISE AND NUTRITION.

AND ANY QUESTIONS?

[ INDISTINCT YELLING ]

[ SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE ]

OPEN FLOOR PLAN.
3,200 SQUARE FEET.

UH, PANORAMIC VIEWS OF THE PARK
AND THE CHARLES.

UH, THERE'S A FITNESS CENTER,
A ROOFTOP POOL,

UH, CONCIERGE SERVICE.

IT'S THE PERFECT
NEWLYWED APARTMENT.

OH, IT'S -- THE PLACE,
IT'S FANTASTICAL.

WHAT DO YOU THINK, BINKY?

IT'S A LITTLE SMALL.

THE -- THE APARTMENT, BINKY.

WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THE APARTMENT?

WE'LL TAKE IT.

SHE -- SHE LOVES AIR.

[ Normal voice ] HARDISON
AND PARKER ARE ALL SET.

NOW ALL WE GOT TO DO
IS GIVE WIDMARK A TRIUMPH

WORTHY OF A DAY PASS.

A TRIUMPH? IN WHAT?

I MEAN, IN FIVE YEARS,
THIS KID HASN'T JOINED A CLUB,

HE HASN'T PLAYED A SPORT.

I'VE GOT TO BE HONEST
WITH YOU.

I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT
USING A KID TO GET TO A MARK.

WE'RE NOT USING HIM.

I MEAN, EVERY KID IS GOOD
AT SOMETHING, YOU KNOW?

WE JUST GOT TO DRAW WIDMARK OUT,
GIVE HIM HIS MOMENT TO SHINE.

SO, WE'D BE LIKE HIS
FAIRY GODPARENTS.

EXACTLY, AND, I MEAN, COME ON,
LOOK AT THIS --

CUSHY PRIVATE SCHOOL.

NO GUNRUNNERS, MOB BOSSES,
INTERPOL.

THIS -- THIS IS A BREEZE.

WE'VE GOT ONE WEEK BEFORE
THE CLINIC CLOSES FOR GOOD.

ATHLETICS, ACADEMICS.

LET'S GO GET, UH,
WIDMARK THE WIN, ALL RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT, WIDMARK.

GET ON THE LINE. YOU'RE UP.

YEAH, YOU'RE UP.
GET ON THE LINE.

SHOW THEM WHAT YOU GOT, MAN.

YOU GOT THIS.

HEY, YOU,
TAKE YOUR HELMET OFF.

-WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
-SKYLER SANFORD.

-SKY -- SKYLER?
-YEAH.

IS THAT A BOY'S NAME?

DON'T DO THAT AGAIN.

PUT YOUR HAT ON.
YOU'RE UP AGAINST WID--

I SAID GET OUT THERE, MAN.
GET OUT HERE.

ALL RIGHT.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN?
[ LAUGHTER ]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT ARE Y-- DON'T LAUGH!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

THERE'S GIRLS HERE.
YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT.

TURN YOUR HAT AROUND.

ALL RIGHT.

HERE WE GO.

EN GARDE. FENCE!

[ BUZZING ]

NEXT WEEK
IS THE STATE SPELLING BEE,

AND WE'RE GOING TO BE
SENDING A REPRESENTATIVE

FROM RIGHT HERE IN DALTON.

NOW, I'VE CHOSEN THE BEST
SPELLERS FROM EVERY CLASS

TO COMPETE IN THE TRYOUTS.

THE WINNERS WILL COMPETE IN
A SCHOOL-WIDE COMPETITION

NEXT FRIDAY.

YOUR PARENTS
ARE GONNA BE THERE --

IT IS GONNA BE HUGE.
LET'S GET STARTED!

[ BELL DINGS ]
WIDMARK -- FOOD.

FOOD. F-O-O-D.

FOOD.

PSEUDOSYLLOGISM.

[ SCOFFS ] THAT'S NOT FAIR.
HE GOT "FOOD"!

UH-UH-UH.

SKYLER, I CAN ASSURE YOU
THAT THE ORDER OF THESE CARDS

IS ENTIRELY RANDOM.

PSEUDOSYLLOGISM.

UM, PSEUDOSYLLOGISM. S--

[ BELL DINGS ]

[ SCOFFS ] WHATEVER.

CHYLOCAULOUS.

CHYLOCAULOUS.
C-H-Y-L-O-C-A-U-L-O-U-S.

CHYLOCAULOUS.

THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.

SUNSET.

SUNSET.
S-U...

RIBONUCLEIC.

RIBONUCLEIC.
R-I-B-O-N-U-C-L-E-I-C.

WILDFIRE. W-I-L-D...

FLIBBERTIGIBBET.

F-L-I-B-B-E-R-T-I-G-I-B-B-E-T.

-BICYCLE.
-B-I...

S-I-C-L-E?

BICYCLE.
[ BELL DINGS ]

ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM.

A-N-T-I-D-I-S-E-S-T-A-B-L-I-S-H-
M-E-N-T-A-R-I-A-N-I-S-M.

ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM.

CONGRATULATIONS, MS. KIM.

[ BELL RINGS ]
CLASS DISMISSED.

HEY, WIDMARK. GOOD JOB.

I JUST GOT LUCKY
WITH THE WORDS YOU GAVE ME.

MNH-MNH.
BE PROUD OF YOURSELF.

THE IMPORTANT THING
IS YOU TRIED.

I TRY HARD ALL THE TIME,

BUT NO MATTER HOW MUCH I WANT
SOMETHING, IT NEVER HAPPENS.

OH, SWEETIE,
WHAT -- WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I DON'T KNOW.

I JUST...

I WANT SOMEONE TO LIKE ME.

DOES THAT GET EASIER
WHEN YOU'RE A GROWN-UP?

UM, NO.

I DON'T THINK IT DOES.

YOU'RE NICE.

BUT WEIRD.

[ SCOFFS ] ALL RIGHT, GO ON.
YOU'RE LATE FOR CLASS.

[ GRUNTING, GASPING ]

STOP MOVING!

LOOK, IT DON'T HAVE TO BE EXACT.

WOMAN, IT'S A MOTION DETECTOR.
JUST POINT IT THAT WAY.

[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU GUYS WANT?

WELL, WE'RE HAVING A PROBLEM

WITH THE SIGNAL
FROM CAMERA TWO AGAIN.

AGH!

HEY! FBI! DROP THE GUN!

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

SPECIAL AGENT HAGEN?

IT'S ME -- McSWEETEN.

TODD, FROM THE MOSCONE MOB CASE
LAST YEAR?

OH. [ LAUGHS ] YEAH!

-I LOST HIM.
-YOU DROPPED THIS.

YEAH. I-I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE.
YES, I DROPPED IT.

AGENT THOMAS,
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

RIGHT BACK AT YOU.
UM...

TAGGERT FROM THE MOSCONE CASE.

R-RIGHT.

RIGHT, RIGHT.

SO, UH, WHAT Y'ALL BEEN UP TO?

WELL, ACTUALLY, WE'VE HAD
A PRETTY GOOD RUN OF IT LATELY.

[ CHUCKLES ]
CLOSED SOME BIG CASES.

-BIG.
-MOSCONE, FOR ONE.

MOSCONE, NO MORE-NE.
[ CHUCKLES ]

WE ALSO SHUT DOWN
A HUGE METH RING IN CALIFORNIA

DURING A BANK ROBBERY.

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?

[ SMACKS LIPS ]

I MEAN, WE --
WE'RE UNDERCOVER, MAN.

YEAH, YEAH -- MORE MANPOWER
ON THE FOWLER CASE.

OH, WELL, WE NEVER --

THEY NEVER
SAID ANYTHING ABOUT --

-WE'RE YOUR SECRET BACKUP.
-YEAH.

-WELL...
-HEY!

-...THAT'S GREAT!
-THAT'S GOOD.

SHH! SECRET!

SO, ME AND YOU --
YOU, I -- US --

-WE SHOULD RESUME SURVEILLANCE.
-[ WHISTLES ]

FELLAS.

CAN YOU IMAGINE HAVING HER
FOR A PARTNER?

WHAT?

YOU WANT TO SEE OTHER PARTNERS?

I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

[ SIGHS ] YEAH, FINE. WHATEVER.

-THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
-YEAH.

LET ME JUST
G-G-GET THIS STRAIGHT, OKAY?

ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO --

YOU COULDN'T RIG A GYM CLASS
OR A SPELLING BEE?

AND YOU TWO -- YOU RUN INTO THE
ONLY FBI AGENTS ON THE PLANET

THAT RECOGNIZE YOU?

I GOT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.

-I THINK WE BROKE THE KID
EVEN MORE.
-MM.

WE ARE THE WORST
FAIRY GODPARENTS IN THE WORLD.

[ Sighing ] LISTEN,
WE STILL GOT TO GET FOWLER

OUT OF THE APARTMENT
SO WE CAN GET IN.

YEAH, EXCEPT
NOW WHEN HE LEAVES,

THERE WILL BE SOMEBODY
WAITING TO KILL HIM.

ONE OF HIS VICTIMS WANTS PAYBACK

MORE THAN HE WANTS TO BE PAID...

BACK.

ONE OF YOU TWO CAN IDENTIFY
THE GUNMAN, RIGHT?

OH, YEAH, SURE.

HE STOPPED AND LET ME
TAKE A PICTURE OF HIM
AS I WAS CHASING HIM.

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN? I'VE
BEEN AROUND LITTLE KIDS ALL DAY.

I DON'T NEED TO COME HOME
AND DO ALL THIS CRAP.

HEY, MAN, WITH ALL THAT?

I'VE BEEN IN THIS PINK SHIRT
AND THESE TIGHT PLAID PANTS,

THESE OLD WEBSTER LOAFERS,
THIS GIRL WALKING ON MY BACK.

I DON'T NEED THIS, MAN.

-IS THIS THE GUY?
-MM-HMM.

SEE?

WOW, I-I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU COULD DO THAT.

I THOUGHT EVERYBODY
COULD DO THAT.

OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

WE'LL KEEP AN EYE ON HIM.

IN THE MEANTIME, IF THEY THINK
YOU'RE REAL FBI, BE REAL FBI.

I MEAN, USE IT TO CASE
THE APARTMENT.

ALL RIGHT, SO I'M OUT OF THIS,

AND I'M ON FBI DETAIL
WITH PARKER AND HARDISON THEN.

ACTUALLY, NO, I NEED YOU TO BE
COACH BREWER, SO...

THERE'S AN ARMED GUNMAN
OUT THERE.

YOU WANT ME IN THE GYM WITH KIDS
NAMED SKYLER AND INDIGO?

WHERE DID COACH BREWER GO?
I MEAN, WE OUGHT TO BE...

SHH! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

...THERE AS THE --
-[ GASPS ] OOH!

* ...TROUBLE I'VE SEEN

"THE PLAY IS THE THING

WHEREIN I'LL CATCH
THE CONSCIENCE OF A KING."

* ...TIMES I'M UP

* SOMETIMES I'M DOWN

[ GASPS ] OH.

* OHH, LORD

* SOMETIMES I'M ALMOST
TO THE GROUND *

SOPHIE, HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE
YOU TO STAGE A MUSICAL?

SIX WEEKS.

YOU HAVE TWO DAYS.

* NOBODY KNOWS
THE TROUBLE I'VE SEEN *

* THERE CAN BE NO CONFUSION

* THAT FUSION POWERS THE STAR

D-DID...

DID YOU JUST MAKE THAT UP
ON THE SPOT?

-YES, MA'AM.
-HUH.

YOU REALLY ARE QUITE RELENTLESS.

THANK YOU, MA'AM.

M-MISS DONOVAN?

W-WHY ARE WE SINGING
AT A SCIENCE FAIR?

AH. GOOD POINT, YES.

SCIENCE. KNOWLEDGE.

WHAT IS KNOWLEDGE
WITHOUT EMOTIONAL CONTEXT?

-FACTS.
-UNH-UNH. EMPTY. MEANINGLESS.

WE'RE TAKING LEFT BRAIN --
SCIENCE --

AND COMBINING IT WITH
RIGHT BRAIN -- CREATIVITY --

TO ENGAGE THE AUDIENCE'S
ENTIRE BRAIN.

NOW, JUST --
JUST PRESENT YOUR PROJECTS,

AND WE'LL JUST
SET IT TO A LITTLE MELODY.

[ CLAPS ] WHO'S NEXT?

* I CAN MAKE A BATTERY
OUT OF A POTATO *

* THANK YOU

BUT I CAN TURN ON A LIGHT BULB.

MNH-MNH.
THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.

MR. FOWLER?

* YOU MIGHT
FIND THIS DISTASTEFUL *

* OR CALL IT JUST PLAIN GROSS

* TO SING
IN PRAISE OF BREAD MOLD *

* OR WONDER HOW IT GROWS

* IT EVEN MAKES YOU CRAZY
THAT MOLD DEVOURS YOUR FOOD *

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
WIDMARK.

-I-I'M SORRY.
-NO, NO, NO.

THAT WAS -- THAT WAS --
YES, THAT WAS, UH, IMPRESSIVE.

IT WAS -- IT WAS UNDERSTATED.

IT WAS --
IT WAS POTENTIALLY WONDERFUL.

YES!

YOU, WIDMARK, ARE GONNA SING
IN THE GRAND FINALE!

SECURITY SYSTEM INSTALLED,
FIVE-CAMERA SETUP.

TWO IN THE LIVING ROOM,
ENTRYWAY, HALLWAY, KITCHEN.

COULD I TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR LOG
FOR FOWLER'S PHONE CALLS?

I-I MEAN, IF I PUT IN A REQUEST
TO HOME OFFICE --

AH, IT TAKES FOREVER.

PENCIL PUSHERS DON'T UNDERSTAND

WHAT IT'S LIKE FOR US
OUT IN THE FIELD,

FACE-TO-FACE WITH CRIME.

YEAH, NOSE TO NOSE WITH EVIL.

I CAN HEAR THAT.

THE FILES ARE IN HERE.

[ BEEPING ]

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

FBI.

THERE ARE CAMERAS EVERYWHERE.

YOU PEOPLE DON'T NEED
TO BE IN HERE.

[ BEEPING ]

[ BEEPING INTENSIFIES ]

OUT OF EVERY KID
IN THE ENTIRE SCHOOL,

SHE PICKS HIM
FOR THE SHOWCASE PERFORMANCE?

D-D-DOES SHE EVEN KNOW
WHO HE IS?

A STUDENT WHO --

WHOSE FATHER RIPPED OFF
EVERYONE IN THIS SCHOOL.

I'M A MONEY MANAGER.

I PUT MILLIONS OF MY CLIENTS'
ACCOUNTS WITH HIM.

WE LOST EVERYTHING, AND THERE
ISN'T A PARENT IN THIS SCHOOL

WHO DOESN'T HAVE THE SAME STORY.

[ German accent ]
JA, IT'S NOT OUR PHILOSOPHY
TO PUNISH THE KINDER

FOR THE SINS OF THEIR PARENTS,
MR. SANFORD.

AND MS. DONOVAN, SHE ASSURES ME

THAT WIDMARK'S STARRING ROLE
IN THE, UH...

THE SCIENCE-SICAL.

JA, SCIENCE-SICAL
IS BASED SOLELY ON MERIT.

NOW, IF YOU EXCUSE ME, I HAVE
A LOT OF WORK TO DO, PLEASE.

GOOD AFTERNOON.
NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

GOODBYE.

GOODBYE, GOODBYE, GOODBYE.

[ SIGHS ]

[ Normal voice ]
COULD YOU JUST PLEASE TRY

TO MAYBE NOT MAKE THIS
SO DIFFICULT?

I CAN'T TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY
WITH THAT DEAD CAT ON YOUR HEAD.

[ Sighing ] ELIOT HAD TROUBLE
ADJUSTING, ALL RIGHT?

BUT HE FOUND A WAY

TO MAKE HIS STYLE WORK
IN THIS SETTING, SO...

[ YELLS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

HAI! PAIN! HONOR! STRENGTH!

ALL RIGHT.

COME AT ME!

[ ALL SCREAMING ]

LOOK, IT'S THE BEST I COULD
MANAGE UNDER SUCH SHORT NOTICE.

THE PROPS ARE MADE,

THE KIDS HAVE MEMORIZED
THEIR PRESENTATIONS.

I'M JUST SETTING IT
TO A BIT OF MUSIC.

LISTEN, I MEAN,
LET'S NOT FORGET WHY WE'RE HERE.

LET'S NOT LOSE FOCUS.

I MEAN, THE OBJECT
IS TO GET FOWLER

OUT OF THE APARTMENT, NOT --

WHAT? NOT -- NOT WIDMARK.
RIGHT, YEAH, I GET IT.

HE'S JUST THE BAIT.

COME ON, THAT'S NOT FAIR.

WHAT'S NOT FAIR
IS THE WAY PEOPLE SEE HIM.

HIS FATHER SEES HIM
AS A LOSER.

HIS MOTHER SEES HIM
AS THIS FRAGILE, LITTLE BABY.

HIS SCHOOLMATES SEE HIM

AS THE BOY WHOSE FATHER
STOLE CHRISTMAS.

I JUST THINK HE -- HE -- HE...

[ SIGHS ]

I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO SEE HIM
AS HE REALLY IS.

HE DESERVES THAT.

EVERYBODY DOES.

[ BOTH SIGH ]

THIS IS WHY
WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

[ SCOFFS ]

RICH GUYS AND THEIR CRAZY
SECURITY SYSTEMS.

DOOR ALARM'S GOT A TAKASHITA 500
WITH REDUNDANT INFRARED.

-WINDOW'S EASIER.
-THE WINDOW?

THE WINDOW THAT'S 20 STORIES UP?

LIKE I SAID -- EASIER.

I'VE DONE THIS A MILLION TIMES.

ALL I NEED IS A PNEUMATIC DRILL,
SOME DIAMOND BITS --

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

GET THE...

HEY.

HEY.

UH, HI. HEY.

-OH, UH, THANKS.
-HEY, WHAT'S UP?

THAT ONE'S ACTUALLY MINE.

UH, I JUST HAD MY LIPS ON THAT.

IT'S LIKE I GAVE YOU
A LITTLE COFFEE KISS.

[ LAUGHS ]

I THINK YOUR PARTNER IS SWEET
ON McSWEETEN.

-WHAT? NO.
-I DON'T REALLY TALK ABOUT...

WELL [CLEARS THROAT] ANYWAY,

UH, THE JUDGE APPROVED
FOWLER'S DAY PASS

SO HE CAN GO SEE SOME PLAY
HIS KID IS DOING AT SCHOOL.

FINAL-FREAKING-LY, MAN!

I-I LOVE THE THEATER.

IT'S -- "CATS."

R-R-REOW!

ALL RIGHT, WELL,
SEE YOU DOWNSTAIRS
IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES.

UM, WHAT?

YOU'RE OUR BACKUP.
YOU'RE COMING ALONG WITH, RIGHT?

-YEAH. YEAH.
-YOU GOT OUR BACK, RIGHT?

-WE -- WE -- WE -- YO, WE --
YEAH.

-WE GOT YOUR BACK.
-OKAY.

-UH --
-GOOD.

I GOT A COUPON.

[ CHUCKLES ] NATE...

we got a problem.

-STRAIGHTEN THAT ONE OUT.
-WELL, SO DO WE.

IT'S FINAL REHEARSAL, AND SO FAR
WIDMARK HASN'T SUNG A NOTE.

[ Off-key ]
* YOU

[ LAUGHTER ]

-HEY!
-SHH!

HEY!
[ LAUGHTER ]

THE CAMERA'S CHARGED, RIGHT?

I DON'T WANT TO MISS A SECOND.

SIR, I'M GONNA HAVE TO
CHECK THAT BAG.

OH, UH, HEY, GUYS,
C-CAN WE GET A MINUTE?

LOOK, UH, QUICK UPDATE.

ONE OF US IS GONNA
HAVE TO STAY UPSTAIRS

WITH THE SURVEILLANCE EQUIPMENT.

LUCKY ME.

OKAY.

WELL, WE ONLY REALLY NEED
TWO AGENTS ON FOWLER,

SO WHY DON'T WE SWITCH UP?

[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
YEAH, T-THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

YOU KNOW, I COULD JUST STAY HERE
WITH AGENT HAGEN.

YEAH.

UH, Y-YOU KNOW WHAT?

H-HAGEN, YOU GO WITH THE GUYS.

MORE MANPOWER FOR THE SUSPECT.

I'LL BABYSIT THE EQUIPMENT.

OKAY.

[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

What are you doing?

LOOK, AGENT McSWEETHEART
IS GONNA GO WHEREVER YOU GO,

SO YOU -- YOU GOT TO GO
TO THE SCHOOL,

AND I'M JUST -- JUST TALK ME
THROUGH THE BREAK-IN.

TALK ME -- JUST...

AFTER YOU.
[ ELEVATOR DINGS ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

ALL THAT PERSONAL SPACE.

[ SIGHS ]

GOOD LUCK.

Uh, Sophie, we good to go?

UH, UH...

NO, EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE
AS SOON AS I...

FIND WIDMARK.

[ BEEPING ]

Hardison, what's going on?
What's your status?

I JUST LOOPED
THE FBI VIDEO FEED,

SO NOBODY WILL SEE ME
IN THE APARTMENT,

ASSUMING I GET IN THE APARTMENT.

[ German accent ]
PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEAT NOW.

HURRY. HURRY ALONG.

[ Normal voice ]
ALL RIGHT, OUR MAN HAS ARRIVED.

THE CURTAIN GOES UP IN FIVE
MINUTES, ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.

DON'T WAIT FOR SOPHIE.

[ WIDMARK SNIFFLING ]

WIDMARK?

[ SNIFFLES ]

[ German accent ]
PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEAT.

RUN ALONG. HURRY.

HURRY UP, HURRY UP.

YOU SURE YOU CAN HANDLE THIS?

OH, YEAH.

WHAT'S THE WORST
THAT CAN HAPPEN?

Well, you could
tangle the lines.

HEY!

CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY HAVE
A SMOOTHIE SHOP IN THIS PLACE?

[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?

OH, I WAS JUST WORRIED
ABOUT THE PLAY.

AND THE ACTORS IF
THEY CROSS THEIR LINES.

THEY COULD REALLY
FALL ON THEIR FACE.

AAH! OHH!

UNH! [ MOANS ]

I'M GOOD! [ MOANS ] I'M GOOD!

WIDMARK, Y-Y-YOU CAN'T
LET THEM WIN.

Y-YOU CAN'T SHOW THEM
THAT THEY'RE GETTING TO YOU.

[ Normal voice ]
Sophie, no. No.

-WHAT?
-J-Just talk to him.

DON'T TELL HIM WHAT TO DO
OR WHO TO BE.

JUST TALK.

[ GROANS ]

[ BEEPING ]

WIDMARK, I'M SORRY.

FOR WHAT?

FOR TRYING TO CON YOU
INTO BEING BRAVE, AND...

THAT'S WHAT I DO.
I'M A BLOODY CON ARTIST.

LOOK, I'M NOT VERY GOOD
AT BEING HONEST,

NOT EVEN WITH MY FRIENDS.

DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS?

NO.

NO, I-I NEVER USED TO HAVE ANY.

BUT, UM, NOW, YES, I-I DO --
A FEW.

I USED TO HAVE FRIENDS.

THEY DON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE
BECAUSE OF WHAT MY STEPDAD DID.

THAT'S GOT NOTHING
TO DO WITH YOU.

YOU KNOW THAT, DON'T YOU?

THEN WHY DID THEY
MAKE FUN OF ME?

'CAUSE WHEN THEY LOOK AT YOU,
THEY SEE HIM.

THEY'RE NOT SEEING YOU
FOR WHO YOU REALLY ARE.

[ BEEPING CONTINUES ]

HOW MUCH TIME
DO I HAVE LEFT, PARKER?

DO YOU BELIEVE
IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?

I BELIEVE
THAT WHEN YOU MEET SOMEONE,

YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS [SLURPS]

BEFORE THE BELLS AND WHISTLES
GO OFF.

DON'T BE AFRAID
TO OVERRIDE YOUR FEELINGS.

[ SLURPS ]
DON'T BE BLUE.

MM-HMM, MM-HMM.
OKAY, I GOT YOU.

30 SECONDS,
"DON'T BE BLUE," OVERRIDE.

W-WAIT, DOES THAT MEAN
CUT THE BLUE WIRE

OR DON'T CUT THE BLUE WIRE,
PARKER?

THAT IS -- THAT IS SO TRUE.

I THINK YOU NEED TO BE HONEST --

20 SECONDS.

I CAN'T COUNT IN 20 SECONDS
HOW MANY BLUE WIRES THERE ARE.

-PARKER, HELP ME OUT.
-NOT FOLLOWING.

YOU JUST HAVE TO CUT LOOSE.

Output your feelings.

-SNIP THAT BLUE MOOD IN THE--
-The output?

OUTPUT? OKAY, I GOT IT.
GOTCHA.

[ BEEPING CONTINUES ]
OUT, OUT, OUT, OUT.

COME HERE, YOU BLUE. GOT IT.

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ SIGHS ]

DADDY'S HOME.

DID YOU KNOW I WAS AN ACTRESS?

-NO.
-MM-HMM.

ARE YOU GOOD?

WELL, OTHERS
DON'T SEEM TO THINK SO.

MAYBE THEY JUST CAN'T SEE YOU
FOR WHO YOU ARE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT ACTING?

THEY SAY IT'S ABOUT
TELLING THE TRUTH,

ABOUT -- ABOUT SHARING
A LITTLE PART OF YOURSELF

THAT PEOPLE DON'T NORMALLY SEE.

BUT IF YOU DON'T -- IF YOU DON'T
REALLY KNOW YOURSELF,

THEN THEY THINK YOU'RE LYING.

AND...

I THINK THAT'S MY PROBLEM.

I'VE BEEN LYING FOR SO LONG,
THAT, UM,

I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT THE TRUTH IS ANYMORE.

I DON'T WANT TO LIE TO ANYBODY.

NO.

NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO, WIDMARK.

WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS,
YOU JUST HAVE TO GO OUT THERE

AND BE WIDMARK.

JUST TELL THE TRUTH.
BE -- BE WHO YOU REALLY ARE.

IF YOU CAN DO THAT,
THEN I PROMISE YOU,

PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE IN YOU.

SURE IS TAKING THEM A LONG TIME
TO GET EVERYBODY IN THERE.

[ SIGHS ] YES.

A LOT LONGER THAN I THOUGHT.

E-EXCUSE ME
FOR INTERRUPTING PROM NIGHT

WITH MY ANNOYING
FELONY BURGLARY.

SHE'S UNGRATEFUL --
JUST UNGRATEFUL.

AHA!

COME TO PAPA.

WIDMARK OKAY?

GUESS WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT.

[ BEEPING ]

[ LAUGHS ]

YEAH!
HACKING, RAPPELLING --

whatever, put me in a dress.

I CAN DO ALL Y'ALL'S JOBS.

IT'S EMPTY.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S EMPTY?

I MEAN IT'S EMPTY,
LIKE SOMEBODY CLEANED IT OUT.

I HATE TO TELL YOU THIS,

BUT THAT AIN'T
OUR BIGGEST PROBLEM RIGHT NOW.

WE'VE GOT COMPANY.

* THERE ARE MANY
TYPES OF CLOUDS *

* LIKE STRATUS, CUMULUS,
AND NIMBUS *

* NIMBUS SAID
TO A GLUM-LOOKING CLOUD *

* "PLEASE DON'T BE SO CIRRUS"

* CLOUDS ARE HIGH
UP IN THE SKY *

YEAH, BUT HOW'D HE KNOW
FOWLER WAS GONNA BE HERE?

ONLY ONES THAT KNEW WERE US
AND THE FBI.

UH, YEAH, AND FOWLER HIMSELF.

MAYBE WE WERE WRONG.
MAYBE FOWLER ISN'T THE TARGET.

Then who?

-WHAT?
-THANK YOU.

FOR THIS DELICIOUS SMOOTHIE,
AGENT.

OH.

UM...

HIS FBI HANDLERS --

FOWLER'S ARRANGED
TO HAVE THEM KILLED.

HE'S ABOUT TO RUN.

NO, THERE'S NO WAY
HE COULD ARRANGE THAT, MAN.

HE'S UNDER HOUSE ARREST --
NO PHONE CALLS, NO INTERNET.

THEY'RE EVEN READING HIS MAIL.
HOW COULD HE ARRANGE A HIT MAN?

LET'S ASK HIM.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST IT?

-I THOUGHT IT WAS IN MY ROOM.
-YOU THOUGHT?

DO YOU HAVE ANY RESPECT
FOR YOUR PERSONAL PROPERTY?

DO YOU HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR ME?
I BOUGHT YOU THAT CELLPHONE.

FEDS CONFISCATED HIS CELLPHONE.

THEY DIDN'T TAKE WIDMARK'S.

* YOU WILL SEE IN THE...

FOWLER'S GETAWAY
EXPLAINS THE EMPTY SAFE.

WHATEVER CASH HE HAD ON HIM,
HE TOOK WITH HIM.

AND, UH, I THINK
I KNOW WHERE TO LOOK.

* STORM CLOUD
[ APPLAUSE ]

-WAIT, DIDN'T YOU SEARCH FOWLER
BEFORE HE LEFT?
-OF COURSE.

NOTHING ON HIM EXCEPT
FOR THAT CAMERA AND SOME TAPES.

YEAH, WELL,
THERE'S SOMETHING IN THAT BAG.

Or on those tapes.
[ APPLAUSE ]

[ CHUCKLES ]
THANK YOU.

SOPHIE, CAN YOU SWIPE IT?

Um, yes,
I'm a little bit busy here.

...JUILLIARD
FOR THAT WONDERFUL RENDITION

OF "HOW CLOUDS ARE FORMED."

AND NOW WE HAVE MILAN WITH
A BALLAD ABOUT PHOTOSYNTHESIS.

ENJOY.
[ APPLAUSE ]

HAS ANYBODY SEEN WIDMARK?

Sophie, the job's over.

What happens from here on
is not our concern.

-NO WAY.
-We have other priorities.

THE CLINIC ISN'T
THE ONLY VICTIM HERE, NATE.

I-I DIDN'T PROP UP THIS BOY
JUST TO SEE HIM FAIL.

NO WAY.
I'M NOT LETTING THAT HAPPEN.

YO, WHAT'S UP?

UNH! OHH!

Uh, Nate...

THIS PHONE HAS SENT
A BUNCH OF TEXT MESSAGES

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS
TO SOME GUY NAMED "SKYLER."

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
SKYLER'S A KID AT THE SCHOOL.

WHY WOULD FOWLER BE TEXTING
A MIDDLE-SCHOOLER?

[ BEEP ]

* PHOTOSYNTHESIS
IS THE CAUSE OF THIS... *

[ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ]

* ...PROCESS THAT MAKES THINGS
BIGGER *

* WATER AND LIGHT MAKES...

HE WASN'T TEXTING SKYLER.
HE WAS TEXTING SKYLER'S DAD.

OH!

SORRY.

* I'VE BEEN...

MARK SANFORD'S AN ACCOMPLICE.

HE SET UP THE GUNMAN.
HE JUST TRADED BAGS WITH FOWLER.

[ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]

No, man, why would Sanford help
Fowler?

Isn't he one of the guys
who invested with him?

* REALLY

* A GAS

[ PIANO MUSIC PLAYING ]

SORRY I'M LATE.

NO, NO, NO.
[ APPLAUSE ]

YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME.

[ BOTH GRUNTING ]

AND NOW WITH
"GROWTH FACTORS IN BREAD MOLD,"

IT'S WIDMARK FOWLER!

[ APPLAUSE ]

OH.

[ SLOW PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ]

* YOU MIGHT FIND
THIS DISTASTEFUL *

* OR CALL IT JUST PLAIN GROSS

* TO SING
IN PRAISE OF BREAD MOLD *

* OR WONDER HOW IT GROWS

* IT EVEN MAKES YOU CRAZY
THAT MOLD DEVOURS YOUR FOOD *

* UNTIL YOU FIND
I'VE CHANGED YOUR MIND *

* AND YOU SEE
THAT MOLD IS GOOD *

[ MUSIC TEMPO INCREASES ]

[ BOTH GRUNTING ]

SHH!

* IT'S THE MUSHROOMS
ON YOUR PIZZA *

* IT'S THE YEAST
THAT MAKES THE CRUST RISE *

SHH! KEEP IT OFF THE STAGE!

YOU'RE GONNA RUIN
HIS BIG FINALE!

* IT'S FUNGI

* THAT'S GOOD EATEN --
DON'T LOOK SURPRISED *

AND WHILE
WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT...

* WHO AMONG US WOULD WANT
THE NASTY JOB THAT FUNGUS HAS? *

* SCARFING DOWN TOXIC WASTE?

* MOLDS GO
WHERE THEY'RE NEEDED *

* SO THEY FIND OUR STUFF
TO FEED IN *

* MOLDS JUST WANT TO GROW

* SO THEY POP OUT SPORES,
YOU KNOW *

* THAT A MOLD WANTS TO THRIVE

* NEEDS MUCH MORE
THAN TO SURVIVE *

* BECAUSE MOLD'S LIKE US

* JUST LOV BEING ALI-I-I-I-FE

HE'S NOT BAD.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

EXCUSE ME, DEAR.

OH, WIDMARK, I'M SO PROUD
OF YOU.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

AH.

Uh...

Uh, Hardison,
are you at your computer?

I need you to check a name
for me.

GO AHEAD.

[ APPLAUSE ]
DOUG FINEMAN.

AND FIRST PLACE GOES TO
MR. WIDMARK FOWLER!

[ APPLAUSE ]

SANFORD IS PROVIDING FOWLER
WITH A NEW IDENTITY

AND A NEW LIFE
WAITING FOR HIM IN...

BOGOTá.

OH, COACH BREWER!

-OHH!
-I'LL TAKE THAT.

OW!

AHH.

YES.

I'M JUST SAYING

YOU CAN'T MAKE THE RETURNS
TOO CONSISTENT.

10% GROWTH EVERY YEAR,
NO MATTER WHAT THE MARKET DOES?

THE S.E.C. IS GOING TO
ASK QUESTIONS.

LET ME WORRY
ABOUT THE S.E.C., MARK.

BUT WE HAVE TO BE CAREFUL.

MY JOB IS TO BUY OFF
THE REGULATORS.

YOUR JOB IS
TO BRING IN NEW MONEY.

NOW, THIS WHOLE THING
GOES OFF THE RAILS

WHEN YOU STOP DOING YOUR JOB.

UNH! AGH!

WHERE THE HECK
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?

[ GRUNTS ]
[ HANDCUFFS CLICK ]

[ German accent ] JA, JA, HE,
UM, HE DROPPED THIS OUT OF THIS.

I THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS FOWLER.

-I DON'T KNOW.
-THANKS.

- JA, JA.
-COME ON!

NO, STOP IT!
YOU CAN'T PLAY THAT!

[ HANDCUFFS CLICK ]
AGH!

NOW, THAT IS NO WAY TO TREAT
A LADY.

-COME ON.
-OW!

-HI.
-HEY.

GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.

WOW, THAT IS FAR MORE
THAN WE LOST.

WELL, YOU KNOW THE $20 MILLION
THE FEDS COULDN'T FIND?

FOWLER HAD IT
IN AN OVERSEAS ACCOUNT

USING ONE OF HIS ALIASES.

YEAH, HE STRUCK A DEAL
WITH SANFORD.

HE TRADED THE TAPES FOR A NEW
PASSPORT AND TWO DEAD FBI GUYS.

AND OUR FRIEND HARDISON, WELL,
HE LIBERATED SOME OF THE CASH

SO YOU COULD USE IT
FOR YOUR CLINIC.

-WOW.
-HEY, KAY!

HI, CLAUDINE.

SHE, UM, NEEDED A JOB
AFTER FOWLER WENT TO JAIL.

-GOOD LUCK.
-THANK YOU.

YOU KNOW, THIS IS INTERESTING.

THIS MUST BE A-A FIRST.

I MEAN, IT'S THE ONLY TIME
I CAN REMEMBER

THAT THE CON DEPENDED SOLELY
ON YOU TELLING THE TRUTH.

HOW'D IT FEEL?

EH, GOOD.
DON'T GET USED TO IT.

-OH, NO. NO.
-UNH-UNH.

START TELLING THE TRUTH
ALL DAY...

STOP BEING SOPHIE DEVEREAUX.

MAYBE THAT'S, UH...

A GOOD THING.

MNH-MNH.