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甘先生
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你好,你好
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朱太太 林先生
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你这座大厦是全香港最大的
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普普通通
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这位是…
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我的女秘书徐小姐
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嗨!
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徐小姐
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甘先生,你好
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队长,上面一切正常,OVER
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我现在有很多活干,忙得很
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叫冰棒工作的时候不要吃冰棒
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队长,你这么忙要不要我下来帮忙
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别下来,我现在忙得要命
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没什么事别再叫我了,就这么说
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这样玩法多没意思
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不如玩刺激一点的
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好
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输一道罚脱一件衣服
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家里就你一个人
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是
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那你一定很寂寞了
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我来陪你好不好
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好
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那什么时候
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下个月的十七号晚上九点十五分吧
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为什么?
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我已经排到十五号了
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我也要到十六号,只比你早一天
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好了,你们几位慢慢聊聊吧
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这么大口咽下去,有没有咽着
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对不起,请让让
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救命
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什么事?快过去看看
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开门,开门
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开门,开门
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开门,开门
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谁在里面
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徐小姐在里面,门打不开呀
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撞门
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是
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队长,队长,OVER,队长,OVER
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你快点把它脱下来
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队长,队长 不用了吧
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一定要脱
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队长,我叫了半天你怎么没反应
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对不对,我已经说过不怕冷了
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多不好意思,弄成这个模样
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什么事?
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上面发生事了,你快上去看看吧
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你先上去
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哦
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快点过去看看,请让让,让让
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让一让,大家让让,让让
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不要这么冲动,什么事情
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有人被困在里面,门又打不开
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裘蒂在里面,门给锁上了,开不了
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有人吗
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你们听着
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这撞门不是每个人都可以撞得开的
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要有功夫的人才行,让我来
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让让,让让,让让,让让
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你们干什么?
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裘蒂,你没事吧
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没事,我让开关电了一下
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那没事了,没事了
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没事了,大家出去喝酒吧
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请请,外边请,外边请,外边请
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你别把我的泡假牙水都给喝完了
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妈,早
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快来喝粥,一会儿你要去见工
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我已经跟你舅舅说好了
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这份工作没有问题
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快喝
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早上好先生!
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早上好先生!
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这个人就是新来的护卫员
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YES,SIR
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胖子,会不会功夫
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他不会功夫的
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每一次打架就出事了
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就在去年他跟人家抢着买豆花
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结果把那个人打得像豆花了
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你有英文名字吗
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他叫做洛奇占士士飞利史泰龙
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胖子,你自己说一次
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我…
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没关系的
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一般人都叫他做棒槌就行了
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棒槌?好
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这是检查色盲的卡片
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上面画了些什么?
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SIR,我反对这种考验方法
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会看颜色有什么用
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难道规定好人穿白衣服
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坏人一定穿黑衣服的吗
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他应该像那些猎狗一样
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用鼻子去闻一闻才对
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闻闻这袜子,多久没洗了
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我们公司规定
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护卫员不能超过一百五十磅
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上来吧
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你多少磅
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一百八十磅
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没关系,不用怕,上
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一百四十九磅半,你及格了
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谢谢 不客气
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棒槌,等女朋友
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是,她就在上面那家广告公司做事
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我跟她认识很久了,她长得很漂亮
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看看你这副德行
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你的女朋友会漂亮吗
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我的女朋友不漂亮?
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一会儿你就知道了
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来了,来了
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就是前面的那一个
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小雪,我在这儿,我在这边
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阿帮
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我找到工作了,在这儿当护卫员
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真的
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是,我们去吃一顿庆祝一下
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小姐,请问贵姓
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太过份了
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拜拜 拜拜
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你看,今天真走运
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全都是鸡腿鹅腿的
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平常全都是鸡头鸭脚的
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来,你先吃
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你也吃一口
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好,真棒
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真倒霉,想吃一顿好一点的都不行
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真受不了你,两个人吃一个便当
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这样存钱要存到哪天才能结婚
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话不能这么说
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一天省二十,一个月就省六百
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我看用不了十年
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我们就存够钱结婚了
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是,你要去买一件漂亮一点的衣服
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我奶奶下个月做寿
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她说想见一见你
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你先不要这么开心
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我哥哥的为人你也清楚的
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如果让他知道你是我男朋友
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你可有得受了
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我才不怕你哥哥
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你把他叫到这儿来
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我要教训教训他
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你可别乱说话
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我哥哥有很多耳目
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让他们听见,你就完蛋了
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我才不怕
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你看着,戴耳龙,是条虫
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你敢出来我打你脸红
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哥哥
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大舅子,不不不,大哥
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查一查他欠我多少钱
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是
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大哥,他没欠我们的钱
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什么?香港还有人不欠我的钱
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大哥,你掉了五毛钱
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别拍马屁了
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这五毛钱就当我借给你的
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不过碰上我钱的人,我要算他利息
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把规矩告诉他
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每一天有一千四百四十分
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也就是说每一天有八万六千四百秒
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还钱的方法很简单
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你只要把每一天的分数
乘每一分的秒数
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然后再乘年息一点三个巴仙
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分十二期归还
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再加一点手续费
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那就是说
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五毛钱乘一千四百四十分钟
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再乘六十秒,再乘一点三个巴仙
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除十二,那就是四十六块八毛
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照我们的手续再乘一次
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那就是说一个月要付
两千一百九十块零两毛四分
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借五毛钱要还两千多
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你比抢银行还好嘛
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说得对,就是比抢银行好
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所以我才干这一行
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再晚一分钟就不是这个价钱了
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我不还 别这样
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不还?他说他不还
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还就还好了
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你真棒
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不用说,我也知道你叫棒槌
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小雪,跟我走
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小雪 阿帮
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阿帮
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你以后没有我同意
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不许跟这个阿帮来往,知不知道
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哥哥,你不用送我了
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我不是送你,我是来收账的
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那我先上去了
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好
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晚上有没有空陪我去看电影
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我听人家说那部电影拍得非常暴露
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看得很过瘾
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你不怕我勾引你吗
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我不怕 范千洲
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嗨!
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我们改天再说吧,我有一点事
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修理他 是
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你干什么
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喂喂喂,你们干什么?有话慢慢说
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喂,喂
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你怎么跟这种人来往
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一辈子都没有安全感的
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他欠了别人一屁股账
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随时随地都会被人干掉
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跟我就不同了,保证没有人敢碰你
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你说这么多话还不是想泡我
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你先填了这份表格
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是什么表格
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这张履历表
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是想看看你最近三年有没有花柳
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梅毒,爱死病
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还有要填上你的持久力跟尺寸
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看看及不及格
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填好了之后交给七楼人事部吧
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这儿七楼啊
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花柳跟爱死病我没有
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看什么看
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干什么呢
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你叫我们修理他
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要搞晕了才能修理
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我要你把这幢大厦里面
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八字属阴的人
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不分男女全都杀光
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全弄好了
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现在谁来值班呐
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用用脑子嘛
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诶,棒槌
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什么事?大哥大,大大哥
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那,我们大家分工合作
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人头,你巡楼上跟洗手间
好
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字呢,我们巡地下大堂
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没问题
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人头
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你巡楼上跟洗手间
快去吧 去吧
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00:15:29,870 --> 00:15:31,303
那我去巡逻了,再见
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今天我跟大家讨论一个字
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跟一个跟这个字有关系的字
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就是这个小字跟这个门字
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那
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如果把这个小字放在门字的上面
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或者是下面
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或者是左面,或者是右面
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那就变成了小门,或者是门小了
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小门跟门小的意思就是门很小
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这个是形容词
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00:16:14,982 --> 00:16:18,611
可是如果把这个小字
放在门字的中间的话
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00:16:18,986 --> 00:16:20,817
那就变成了动词了
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00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:22,981
这么无聊,不看你的台了
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00:16:24,725 --> 00:16:25,953
不准换台
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00:16:29,496 --> 00:16:30,986
我都叫你不要换台了
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00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,799
我们这个台的节目,你一定要看
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00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:35,495
哎呀,你这么不讲理
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00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:37,333
强迫人家看你那个台,我偏不看
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00:16:38,105 --> 00:16:42,064
不看?不看
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00:16:47,014 --> 00:16:48,048
不看,不看
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我一定要你看
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00:16:48,916 --> 00:16:51,018
我偏不看,哪有人这么蛮不讲理
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00:16:51,018 --> 00:16:51,752
硬要人家看的
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你到底看不看?
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00:16:55,289 --> 00:16:56,813
电视机也会走路的
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妈呀,救命啊
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棒槌,你不要走
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我就是电视鬼
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00:17:00,594 --> 00:17:01,822
我的节目你不可以不看
273
00:17:01,929 --> 00:17:03,055
还想往哪跑
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00:17:03,163 --> 00:17:07,463
我就是一天看
二十四小时的电视看死的
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00:17:07,501 --> 00:17:09,526
我现在要你陪我
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00:17:09,670 --> 00:17:13,766
我不看,不看…
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00:17:15,142 --> 00:17:18,373
你不可以不看,我也要你看死为止
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你去死吧
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好恶心
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00:18:17,337 --> 00:18:18,304
再吃点菜
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鬼呀
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啊,不是我眼花吧
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00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,809
这一把就全赢回来了
284
00:19:02,249 --> 00:19:03,817
行了,行了,你们不用看了
285
00:19:03,817 --> 00:19:04,784
不用伤脑筋了
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00:19:05,419 --> 00:19:07,683
全黑一条青龙,每位五十二道
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00:19:07,721 --> 00:19:08,983
五十二道,这么厉害
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00:19:10,657 --> 00:19:12,955
董事长的房间有鬼
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有鬼?在那儿
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00:19:14,561 --> 00:19:15,829
快点
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在哪儿
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00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,157
我看见董事长的房里全都是鬼
293
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:20,501
现在董事长被鬼压住了,怎么办呢
294
00:19:20,501 --> 00:19:21,263
撞门呐
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00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:25,403
好,好,一、二、三
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00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:32,102
怎么鬼全都不见了
297
00:19:32,579 --> 00:19:34,715
我问你搞什么鬼才是真的
298
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,046
你不是让鬼压住了吗
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00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:37,148
什么
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00:19:39,419 --> 00:19:40,387
我让鬼压着了
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00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:41,183
是啊
302
00:19:41,522 --> 00:19:43,012
你说你看见什么
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00:19:43,490 --> 00:19:44,479
鬼
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00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:48,252
他说我是鬼耶
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00:19:48,295 --> 00:19:49,956
谁叫你们跑进来的
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00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,322
他,是他
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00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,095
对不起,董事长,他是新来的
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00:19:55,135 --> 00:19:58,468
叫他少做白日梦,全部回到楼下去
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00:19:58,505 --> 00:20:02,576
是,走走,下去下去,快下去呀
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00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,745
你这个臭小子一定是撑到了
311
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:05,712
大白天见鬼
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00:20:05,779 --> 00:20:06,680
我真的看见了
313
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,238
还说,再说我捅死你,走
314
00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:16,623
阿帮,说真的
315
00:20:16,623 --> 00:20:17,715
我这个舅舅算不错了
316
00:20:17,958 --> 00:20:19,516
你才二十多岁,中学又没毕业
317
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,195
我就帮你找到这么好的一份工作了
318
00:20:21,195 --> 00:20:21,929
你说是不是
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00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,997
我看你也不必在外面租房子了
320
00:20:23,997 --> 00:20:25,760
从明天开始,你就搬到我家来住
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00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:28,068
一个月可以省好几百块钱呢
322
00:20:28,068 --> 00:20:29,803
对呀,一个月省好几百块钱
323
00:20:29,803 --> 00:20:31,638
那我不是很快就可以跟小雪结婚了
324
00:20:31,638 --> 00:20:33,538
是啊,不过存钱很难
325
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:34,708
就算放在银行里
326
00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:35,976
签个名就可以拿出来了
327
00:20:35,976 --> 00:20:37,102
是,这倒是真的
328
00:20:37,411 --> 00:20:38,979
所以说最好放在我这儿
329
00:20:38,979 --> 00:20:40,810
因为我一定不会还给你的
什么?
330
00:20:40,847 --> 00:20:42,349
那,如果你真的倒霉起来
331
00:20:42,349 --> 00:20:43,281
有机会结婚的话呢
332
00:20:43,317 --> 00:20:45,319
不不,我是说你结婚的时候
333
00:20:45,319 --> 00:20:46,587
再拿回去不是更妥当吗
334
00:20:46,587 --> 00:20:47,315
你说对不对
335
00:20:47,354 --> 00:20:48,218
那倒是
336
00:20:48,355 --> 00:20:51,688
抢东西呀,抢东西呀
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00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:55,996
小心一点嘛
338
00:20:55,996 --> 00:20:56,763
来来,你先坐下来
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00:20:56,763 --> 00:20:57,497
坐下,坐下
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00:20:57,497 --> 00:20:59,066
老伯,你别浪费唾味了
341
00:20:59,066 --> 00:21:00,033
他没钱的
342
00:21:00,033 --> 00:21:01,435
你们不只是没钱
343
00:21:01,435 --> 00:21:02,800
很快连命都没有了
344
00:21:04,338 --> 00:21:05,270
不会吧
345
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:07,107
你在这儿摆地摊看相
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00:21:07,107 --> 00:21:08,074
别一开口就咒人
347
00:21:08,108 --> 00:21:09,632
麻衣神相也这么说
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00:21:09,876 --> 00:21:13,039
脚踏七星,权倾万里
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00:21:13,347 --> 00:21:15,611
上管天庭,下管阴冥
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00:21:15,916 --> 00:21:19,113
富甲一方,是为皇帝之命
351
00:21:19,786 --> 00:21:20,753
可惜
352
00:21:20,787 --> 00:21:23,051
可惜你脚踏六星,少了一颗
353
00:21:26,026 --> 00:21:27,789
我少了一颗也可以做个将军吧
354
00:21:27,861 --> 00:21:30,063
少了一颗星就差得远了
355
00:21:30,063 --> 00:21:33,794
相书云,脚踏六星,无权无柄
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00:21:34,101 --> 00:21:36,535
路边埋尸,乞丐之命
357
00:21:37,371 --> 00:21:40,067
喂,你这个混蛋,还想不想混饭吃
358
00:21:40,707 --> 00:21:41,799
怎么
359
00:21:44,578 --> 00:21:48,480
你们两个是不是
七月十四亥时出生的
360
00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:50,880
你怎么知道的
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00:21:50,984 --> 00:21:54,054
糟了,你们两个八字属阴
362
00:21:54,054 --> 00:21:56,682
今年会流年不利
363
00:21:56,723 --> 00:22:01,695
而且你们乌云盖顶,印堂发黑
364
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:06,530
我看你们两个都
过不了今年的七月十四
365
00:22:07,567 --> 00:22:08,869
哎呀,你这个老混蛋
366
00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:10,234
信口开河,胡说八道
367
00:22:10,270 --> 00:22:11,931
过了七月十四我就来烧你的相书
368
00:22:26,987 --> 00:22:29,046
那些看相的都是骗人的
369
00:22:29,089 --> 00:22:30,490
这个就不同了
370
00:22:30,490 --> 00:22:31,591
让她看过了
371
00:22:31,591 --> 00:22:33,327
包你不会再去找别人看
372
00:22:33,327 --> 00:22:35,762
我知道不同,夜市的是想坑你
373
00:22:35,762 --> 00:22:36,922
这个是坑定了你
374
00:22:37,531 --> 00:22:38,463
上去吧
375
00:22:47,207 --> 00:22:49,107
谢谢你,我来找我干姊姊
376
00:22:49,409 --> 00:22:51,206
好,下一位就轮到你们了
377
00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:52,438
下一位就轮到我们了
378
00:22:52,479 --> 00:22:55,175
小姐,你好,我叫范千洲
379
00:22:56,717 --> 00:22:59,117
真想不到这么俗气的公司
380
00:22:59,319 --> 00:23:01,446
居然请到一个你这么漂亮的女秘书
381
00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:03,347
真替这家公司生色不少
382
00:23:04,191 --> 00:23:06,386
你有没有兴趣陪我吃一顿中饭
383
00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:08,857
对不起,我的老板约了我了
384
00:23:09,029 --> 00:23:11,520
那很简单我一会儿替你推掉就行了
385
00:23:12,165 --> 00:23:13,834
你们可以进去了,戴小姐
386
00:23:13,834 --> 00:23:14,630
我们进去吧
387
00:23:16,269 --> 00:23:17,293
董事长
388
00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:18,802
董事长 这么巧
389
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:20,932
他也来看相
390
00:23:21,007 --> 00:23:22,406
他也相信看相的
391
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:25,045
干姊姊
392
00:23:25,045 --> 00:23:25,807
小雪
393
00:23:34,388 --> 00:23:36,288
干姊姊,我跟你说过了
394
00:23:36,323 --> 00:23:39,053
那个看相的说他们两个就快要死了
395
00:23:39,092 --> 00:23:40,252
你快替他们看看
396
00:23:41,828 --> 00:23:44,464
不是的,小姐,我想不是的
397
00:23:44,464 --> 00:23:45,488
是那个家伙胡说八道
398
00:23:45,532 --> 00:23:47,134
不如我们一起吃顿中饭
399
00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:48,726
我再详细给你解释解释
400
00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:50,637
你不是已经约了外面的女秘书了
401
00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:51,365
胡说
402
00:23:52,205 --> 00:23:54,230
对了,我们的董事长来干什么
403
00:23:55,208 --> 00:23:57,301
你们三个都在那儿工作
404
00:23:57,344 --> 00:23:58,504
是啊
405
00:24:03,784 --> 00:24:05,684
我看你们三个都有危险
406
00:24:05,719 --> 00:24:07,448
明天我要到你们公司去看看
407
00:24:29,242 --> 00:24:31,267
你说我这大厦妖气冲天
408
00:24:31,311 --> 00:24:33,213
我要详细的看一看才行
409
00:24:33,213 --> 00:24:36,705
我出道以来从没看过
一幢大厦阴气这么重的
410
00:24:37,884 --> 00:24:38,908
董事长 董事长
411
00:24:38,952 --> 00:24:41,887
你们带张小姐四处看看,还不快去
412
00:24:42,155 --> 00:24:43,087
好,好
413
00:24:44,057 --> 00:24:45,752
张小姐,我带你到处看看
414
00:24:46,126 --> 00:24:48,094
阿帮,你带我去 我
415
00:24:48,094 --> 00:24:49,994
对不起了,舅舅
416
00:25:22,128 --> 00:25:23,186
你不怕吧
417
00:25:23,497 --> 00:25:25,522
我不怕,一点也不怕
418
00:25:26,233 --> 00:25:27,267
混蛋
419
00:25:27,267 --> 00:25:29,701
我们是大日本国最优秀的皇军
420
00:25:29,736 --> 00:25:31,533
我们在这儿做的事,你最好不要管
421
00:25:31,571 --> 00:25:33,006
你害人,我就要管
422
00:25:33,006 --> 00:25:34,875
我们只要九十九条人命
423
00:25:34,875 --> 00:25:36,206
只差七条就完成了
424
00:25:36,877 --> 00:25:39,412
你不要管闲事,否则你自身难保
425
00:25:39,412 --> 00:25:40,981
让你们再拿了这几条人命
426
00:25:40,981 --> 00:25:42,471
岂不是助长你们的道行
427
00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:44,951
日本已经投降四十年了
428
00:25:44,951 --> 00:25:46,077
你们还是回去吧
429
00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:49,252
我警告你,你不要管我们
430
00:25:49,289 --> 00:25:51,951
我们生前不能够完成天皇的命令
431
00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:53,658
死后也要完成
432
00:25:53,727 --> 00:25:55,991
如有神阻,必将神诛灭
433
00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:58,424
如有佛阻,必将佛消除
434
00:26:09,676 --> 00:26:11,769
我刚刚到处去看过了
435
00:26:11,845 --> 00:26:13,540
请恕我直言
436
00:26:14,180 --> 00:26:15,807
这儿根本不适宜建大厦
437
00:26:15,882 --> 00:26:18,715
以风水学来说,这儿属于阴地
438
00:26:18,785 --> 00:26:20,878
阴地?那又怎么
439
00:26:21,187 --> 00:26:23,212
就是说在这儿做事的人
440
00:26:23,256 --> 00:26:26,993
如果时辰八字跟
大厦的风水有相克的话
441
00:26:26,993 --> 00:26:28,620
那就会有生命危险
442
00:26:28,662 --> 00:26:31,062
张小姐,你说得太严重了吧
443
00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:33,292
现在是二十世纪科学时代
444
00:26:34,634 --> 00:26:37,535
好吧,我就用科学的原理来解释
445
00:26:37,571 --> 00:26:39,339
地球是一个大磁场
446
00:26:39,339 --> 00:26:40,974
可以分为正负两极
447
00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:43,374
也就是风水里面的阴跟阳
448
00:26:43,410 --> 00:26:45,946
而风水学的阴阳就是利用方位
449
00:26:45,946 --> 00:26:49,006
来适应一些对
我们人类不利的磁场影响
450
00:26:49,783 --> 00:26:51,307
我不懂你在说什么
451
00:26:53,053 --> 00:26:57,290
这幢大厦的座向
跟所有的门都开在属阴的方法
452
00:26:57,290 --> 00:26:59,781
所以这儿就被强大的阴气笼罩着
453
00:26:59,859 --> 00:27:01,417
你跟我说这些有什么用
454
00:27:01,494 --> 00:27:03,587
我只想知道怎么去化解
455
00:27:06,032 --> 00:27:06,964
董事长
456
00:27:09,736 --> 00:27:12,762
很容易,首先就是把阴气化解
457
00:27:13,873 --> 00:27:15,942
第一,要封天地门
458
00:27:15,942 --> 00:27:19,002
就是把天台跟停车场用水泥去填平
459
00:27:19,245 --> 00:27:23,204
第二,要锁龙派,就是把电梯拆掉
460
00:27:23,249 --> 00:27:26,286
每七层封一层,打断龙骨
461
00:27:26,286 --> 00:27:27,754
喂,这怎么可以
462
00:27:27,754 --> 00:27:30,690
第三,要把青龙跟白虎对调
463
00:27:30,690 --> 00:27:32,692
也就是把前门跟后门对调
464
00:27:32,692 --> 00:27:33,560
还有呢
465
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,795
要在今年七月十四号之前动土
466
00:27:35,795 --> 00:27:37,330
不然的话,改了也没有用
467
00:27:37,330 --> 00:27:38,058
为什么
468
00:27:38,398 --> 00:27:39,763
你不要问我为什么
469
00:27:39,799 --> 00:27:42,063
如果你相信我,就照我的方法去做
470
00:27:42,102 --> 00:27:44,866
我考虑一下,恕我不送
471
00:27:47,007 --> 00:27:48,031
怎么样
472
00:27:48,742 --> 00:27:49,800
我们董事长怎么说
473
00:27:49,843 --> 00:27:50,944
你用管他怎么说
474
00:27:50,944 --> 00:27:53,037
总之,你们俩快辞这份工作
475
00:27:53,346 --> 00:27:54,108
为什么
476
00:27:54,447 --> 00:27:55,515
不要问那么多了
477
00:27:55,515 --> 00:27:57,417
明天晚上在小雪家里见面再说
478
00:27:57,417 --> 00:27:58,551
好,明天晚上见
479
00:27:58,551 --> 00:27:59,779
拜拜 拜拜
480
00:28:03,256 --> 00:28:05,781
小雪也请了你吗?你不怕她哥哥
481
00:28:05,825 --> 00:28:07,093
我就是怕她哥哥揍你
482
00:28:07,093 --> 00:28:08,219
所以明天晚上去帮你的忙
483
00:28:12,799 --> 00:28:13,767
小雪
484
00:28:13,767 --> 00:28:14,825
怎么你们俩个这么晚才来呀
485
00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:16,767
都怪舅舅打扮了半天
486
00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:17,866
关我什么事
487
00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:19,072
你干姊姊呢
488
00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:19,970
她还没有到
489
00:28:20,140 --> 00:28:22,665
没关系
我跟阿帮先去给你奶奶拜寿
490
00:28:22,709 --> 00:28:24,210
你们俩个一会儿说话要小心一点
491
00:28:24,210 --> 00:28:25,700
说错了话,奶奶会揍人的
492
00:28:25,779 --> 00:28:26,680
行了,行了
493
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:27,942
不用怕,有我在,不用怕
494
00:28:29,482 --> 00:28:30,574
恭喜老太太
495
00:28:30,884 --> 00:28:32,476
小小意思,不成敬意
496
00:28:33,219 --> 00:28:36,279
恭喜老太太,青春常驻,健康美丽
497
00:28:36,923 --> 00:28:38,322
我说完了,该你了
498
00:28:38,625 --> 00:28:39,557
我
499
00:28:41,394 --> 00:28:42,827
我恭祝奶奶
500
00:28:43,530 --> 00:28:46,090
早成佳藕,连生贵子
501
00:28:49,035 --> 00:28:50,024
恭喜发财
502
00:28:50,236 --> 00:28:51,396
我没有说错话
503
00:28:52,872 --> 00:28:54,240
你就是棒槌
504
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:55,207
是,我叫棒槌
505
00:28:58,478 --> 00:29:03,006
你的男朋友长得不错嘛,白白胖胖
506
00:29:03,383 --> 00:29:05,112
将来一定多儿多女
507
00:29:05,985 --> 00:29:10,012
她呢,我的孙女儿是个黄花闺女
508
00:29:11,658 --> 00:29:13,526
你是不是处男呐?
509
00:29:13,526 --> 00:29:14,322
奶奶
510
00:29:15,795 --> 00:29:17,422
生日快乐,奶奶
511
00:29:17,831 --> 00:29:20,629
啊,小雪,你今天好漂亮
512
00:29:20,734 --> 00:29:22,361
诶,你怎么动手动脚的
513
00:29:22,402 --> 00:29:23,937
死胖子,关你什么事
514
00:29:23,937 --> 00:29:24,671
你是什么来头
515
00:29:24,671 --> 00:29:26,138
他是小雪的男朋友
516
00:29:26,172 --> 00:29:26,973
小雪的男朋友
517
00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:27,769
那我算什么
518
00:29:27,907 --> 00:29:29,568
小雪,他是谁
519
00:29:29,676 --> 00:29:31,940
他不就是我哥哥的酒肉朋友
520
00:29:32,378 --> 00:29:33,847
胖子,我凭仁德有面子
521
00:29:33,847 --> 00:29:34,848
有车子,有房子
522
00:29:34,848 --> 00:29:36,611
你跟我争女朋友,你是什么来头
523
00:29:37,183 --> 00:29:38,241
怎么…
524
00:29:38,284 --> 00:29:40,353
不错,他人笨身肥腿短肚子大
525
00:29:40,353 --> 00:29:41,721
没钱,不识字,性无能,样子丑
526
00:29:41,721 --> 00:29:43,022
命贱,口臭,又怎么样
527
00:29:43,022 --> 00:29:44,424
小雪就是喜欢他,不喜欢你
528
00:29:44,424 --> 00:29:45,152
你什么来头
529
00:29:45,391 --> 00:29:46,392
你听着
530
00:29:46,392 --> 00:29:47,927
全香港公认的麻将王
531
00:29:47,927 --> 00:29:50,487
手拿着十三张麻将牌就能够赚钱了
532
00:29:50,797 --> 00:29:52,198
你们不要吵了
533
00:29:52,198 --> 00:29:54,868
住嘴,如果不服气就出去单挑
534
00:29:54,868 --> 00:29:56,130
单挑就单挑好了
535
00:29:56,803 --> 00:29:58,998
我们是斯文人,不喜欢打架的
536
00:29:59,072 --> 00:30:00,473
你说你麻将打得好
537
00:30:00,473 --> 00:30:01,269
我们打麻将定输赢
538
00:30:01,307 --> 00:30:02,575
是,打麻将 什么事
539
00:30:02,575 --> 00:30:04,634
龙哥,他向我们挑战打麻将
540
00:30:04,677 --> 00:30:05,507
马上摆桌子
541
00:30:06,479 --> 00:30:09,141
每一手都这么背,先把西风打掉
542
00:30:11,651 --> 00:30:13,987
奶奶的,打什么摸什么
543
00:30:13,987 --> 00:30:15,288
千洲啊
544
00:30:15,288 --> 00:30:17,051
一个人倒起霉来就是这个德行
545
00:30:17,090 --> 00:30:17,852
你认命吧
546
00:30:18,625 --> 00:30:23,187
自摸,清一色,对对糊,三十番
547
00:30:23,897 --> 00:30:25,865
疯子德,你别这么神气
548
00:30:26,065 --> 00:30:27,794
舅舅,给钱吧
549
00:30:27,834 --> 00:30:29,893
先不给,挫挫他的锐气
550
00:30:30,003 --> 00:30:31,471
我不怕你三八
551
00:30:31,471 --> 00:30:33,029
手气好起来,挡也挡不住
552
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:36,242
奶奶,阿帮这样输下去怎么办
553
00:30:36,242 --> 00:30:40,201
男子汉大丈夫,输了就要认命
554
00:30:42,682 --> 00:30:43,512
小灵
555
00:30:43,783 --> 00:30:45,341
奶奶,生日快乐
哎呀,这么晚才来
556
00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:46,977
对不起,我来晚了
都把奶奶急死了
557
00:30:47,020 --> 00:30:48,146
干姊姊,你过来
558
00:30:49,489 --> 00:30:50,581
怎么了?小雪
559
00:30:51,491 --> 00:30:54,694
哥哥叫那个冯仁德跟
阿帮,范千洲打麻将
560
00:30:54,694 --> 00:30:56,184
他们已经输了很多了
561
00:30:56,963 --> 00:30:59,632
阿帮跟范千洲今天气色不好
562
00:30:59,632 --> 00:31:00,690
注定要输钱的
563
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,161
干姊姊,你快想办法帮帮他们了
564
00:31:04,237 --> 00:31:06,272
小雪,你有没有听说过
565
00:31:06,272 --> 00:31:08,103
打麻将也有麻将鬼这种事
566
00:31:09,342 --> 00:31:11,177
我替你开了阴眼
567
00:31:11,177 --> 00:31:12,041
你就可以看见它了
568
00:31:16,716 --> 00:31:18,117
那个就是麻将鬼呀
569
00:31:18,117 --> 00:31:20,520
它一看到人家打麻将,它就来了
570
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:22,522
它手上有三张红牌,三张黑牌
571
00:31:22,522 --> 00:31:24,891
红色代表旺家,黑色代表输家
572
00:31:24,891 --> 00:31:27,689
阿帮他们分了
几张黑牌怎么能不输呢
573
00:31:32,699 --> 00:31:33,791
是张筒子
574
00:31:35,001 --> 00:31:36,298
诶,开杆
575
00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:40,500
我打的不是这张牌
576
00:31:40,540 --> 00:31:41,768
喂,干什么?死胖子
577
00:31:41,841 --> 00:31:44,605
这叫见光死,不懂规矩,快摸牌
578
00:31:44,878 --> 00:31:46,345
怎么会看错呢
579
00:31:47,580 --> 00:31:48,748
哇,这么阴险呢
580
00:31:48,748 --> 00:31:49,737
还有呢
581
00:31:53,586 --> 00:31:55,747
这是生张,不能打
582
00:31:56,789 --> 00:31:57,756
碰,糊了
583
00:31:58,458 --> 00:31:59,720
我还没打,不是这一张
584
00:31:59,759 --> 00:32:00,460
干什么
585
00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:02,095
不打你扔出来
586
00:32:02,095 --> 00:32:03,563
人家糊了,你又赖皮
587
00:32:03,563 --> 00:32:04,393
你想怎么样
588
00:32:05,064 --> 00:32:07,500
舅舅,这么生的牌你也包它
589
00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:09,068
我都说我不是想打那一张了
590
00:32:09,068 --> 00:32:10,536
好像有什么东西咬了我一口
591
00:32:10,536 --> 00:32:11,230
牌就掉下来了
592
00:32:13,306 --> 00:32:14,398
快点付钱
593
00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:15,975
一会儿再给,先欠着不行
594
00:32:15,975 --> 00:32:16,907
还没有打完嘛
595
00:32:18,578 --> 00:32:21,614
记下来,从这一秒钟开始算利息
596
00:32:21,614 --> 00:32:22,376
是
597
00:32:22,815 --> 00:32:26,216
阿帮,过来
叫我
598
00:32:28,755 --> 00:32:29,551
干嘛
599
00:32:31,658 --> 00:32:32,682
麻将鬼
600
00:32:32,859 --> 00:32:33,723
是啊
601
00:32:33,793 --> 00:32:35,595
它最喜欢在人家的肩膀
602
00:32:35,595 --> 00:32:38,564
灯罩、椅子上、抽屉旁边、桌子角
603
00:32:38,564 --> 00:32:39,531
这几个地方蹲着
604
00:32:39,632 --> 00:32:40,800
而且
605
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,098
只有三八的招数才可以治得了它
606
00:32:43,269 --> 00:32:44,327
那,你一会儿这样
607
00:32:46,673 --> 00:32:48,708
胖子,你在嘀咕什么
608
00:32:48,708 --> 00:32:50,835
现在才请教人家,太晚了吧
609
00:32:51,811 --> 00:32:53,278
打完了才知道
610
00:32:55,181 --> 00:32:56,516
已经北风底了
611
00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:58,347
除非你能连八十几个庄
612
00:32:58,618 --> 00:33:01,815
用不着跟他废话,让他输光了为止
613
00:33:06,893 --> 00:33:09,487
慢着,我要挪桌子
614
00:33:11,397 --> 00:33:12,523
要我的命呀
615
00:33:15,401 --> 00:33:16,493
搬椅子
616
00:33:16,636 --> 00:33:18,831
胖子,怎么你这么多三八招
617
00:33:18,905 --> 00:33:21,669
又挪桌子,又搬椅子的,快打牌吧
618
00:33:21,741 --> 00:33:24,869
很奇怪吗?还有,拉抽屉
619
00:33:26,913 --> 00:33:29,245
还是躲在灯罩上面安全一点
620
00:33:29,782 --> 00:33:31,484
你这个死棒槌
621
00:33:31,484 --> 00:33:32,746
可真厉害
622
00:33:32,885 --> 00:33:35,786
等一下,黄狗撒尿,敲灯罩
623
00:33:38,358 --> 00:33:39,559
我压死你
624
00:33:39,559 --> 00:33:41,424
压死我了
625
00:33:41,494 --> 00:33:45,328
出什么招都没用,快摸牌吧
626
00:33:54,207 --> 00:33:55,475
他应该倒霉的
627
00:33:55,475 --> 00:33:56,376
怎么牌这么好
628
00:33:56,376 --> 00:33:57,172
奇怪
629
00:33:57,610 --> 00:33:58,406
南风
630
00:33:58,444 --> 00:34:00,002
诶,碰碰碰碰
631
00:34:01,614 --> 00:34:03,013
先打一张出来呀
632
00:34:03,616 --> 00:34:04,514
怎么这么慢
633
00:34:05,651 --> 00:34:07,118
糊了,地糊
634
00:34:07,887 --> 00:34:09,616
干姊姊,他真的转运了
635
00:34:09,722 --> 00:34:10,746
怎么这么快
636
00:34:11,991 --> 00:34:14,627
刚才不是有人说,不怕三八招嘛
637
00:34:14,627 --> 00:34:15,559
我才不怕呢
638
00:34:15,595 --> 00:34:17,830
接着糊呀,我有的是筹码
639
00:34:17,830 --> 00:34:19,092
有本事你赢过去呀
640
00:34:33,546 --> 00:34:34,380
十三幺
641
00:34:34,380 --> 00:34:36,712
怎么样?害怕三八了吧
642
00:34:36,749 --> 00:34:38,046
连了三十副庄了
643
00:34:40,353 --> 00:34:42,844
只剩两个,全输光了
644
00:34:43,790 --> 00:34:44,950
你怎么样
645
00:34:44,991 --> 00:34:46,185
干什么?你不输吗?
646
00:34:46,292 --> 00:34:48,419
关你什么事?他赢就是我赢
647
00:34:49,462 --> 00:34:50,394
洗牌呀
648
00:34:58,104 --> 00:35:00,334
快一点,连这么多庄,你还这么慢
649
00:35:00,373 --> 00:35:02,637
每一次都自摸清一色,多不好玩
650
00:35:02,842 --> 00:35:04,503
你说我要不要糊呀
651
00:35:05,511 --> 00:35:07,172
你可以不糊,打出来呀
652
00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:09,281
无所谓
653
00:35:09,582 --> 00:35:10,742
碰,我糊了
654
00:35:11,384 --> 00:35:13,215
哇,这副牌好大
655
00:35:13,486 --> 00:35:14,714
不大我还不要糊
656
00:35:15,388 --> 00:35:18,221
那还是让我糊吧,屁糊
657
00:35:18,524 --> 00:35:19,821
屁糊拦我糊
658
00:35:19,859 --> 00:35:21,383
不行呀?打完了,算账吧
659
00:35:22,161 --> 00:35:25,062
那,我,我这怎么办
660
00:35:25,665 --> 00:35:28,099
怎么办?我也输光了,你说怎么办
661
00:35:28,134 --> 00:35:29,499
我输了二十万
662
00:35:29,535 --> 00:35:30,937
你输二十万,我也输二十万
663
00:35:30,937 --> 00:35:31,737
别说废话了
664
00:35:31,737 --> 00:35:32,795
快点给钱,不然马上算利息
665
00:35:38,611 --> 00:35:40,476
这次不灵了
666
00:35:41,481 --> 00:35:42,748
我查过了
667
00:35:42,748 --> 00:35:45,717
承建这幢大厦的是
一家中美合作公司
668
00:35:45,918 --> 00:35:48,409
而负责设计这幢大厦的三位工程师
669
00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:51,891
全部在上个月的
一次飞机失事中死掉了
670
00:35:51,891 --> 00:35:54,694
最奇怪的就是这家中美合资公司
671
00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:56,491
现在的老板是一位日本人
672
00:35:57,730 --> 00:36:00,133
我想看看大厦的这块地
673
00:36:00,133 --> 00:36:01,267
在日治时代的资料
674
00:36:01,267 --> 00:36:02,859
你替我安排一下 好吧
675
00:36:06,072 --> 00:36:07,004
小姐
676
00:36:08,074 --> 00:36:09,564
行了,自己人
677
00:36:14,213 --> 00:36:15,202
嗨!
678
00:36:23,389 --> 00:36:25,880
谢谢你那个吻
679
00:36:27,293 --> 00:36:29,056
谢谢你那个吻
680
00:36:31,464 --> 00:36:32,954
谢谢你那个吻
681
00:36:40,206 --> 00:36:42,003
我是想说谢谢你那天晚上
682
00:36:43,075 --> 00:36:44,633
怎么这么快就好了
683
00:36:44,677 --> 00:36:46,235
这个叫做鬼掐脖子
684
00:36:46,279 --> 00:36:47,980
如果不是你走霉运
685
00:36:47,980 --> 00:36:49,811
把鬼带进来,它根本就不进来的
686
00:36:51,284 --> 00:36:52,649
我把鬼带进来了
687
00:36:52,919 --> 00:36:55,410
你的脖子后面已经让鬼掐青了
688
00:36:55,454 --> 00:36:56,648
这就是鬼要你命的标志
689
00:36:56,923 --> 00:36:58,524
这三天你不管在家、上班
690
00:36:58,524 --> 00:36:59,491
你都要小心一点
691
00:37:00,459 --> 00:37:02,017
糟了,那我死定了
692
00:37:02,061 --> 00:37:03,829
怎么办?我好害怕,我好害怕
693
00:37:03,829 --> 00:37:04,955
我…
694
00:37:05,031 --> 00:37:06,165
你还没有看清楚
695
00:37:06,165 --> 00:37:07,792
你的脖子是不是青了就怕成这样
696
00:37:08,034 --> 00:37:09,092
做戏
697
00:37:14,140 --> 00:37:15,573
告诉你,小灵
698
00:37:16,175 --> 00:37:17,343
在这个世界上
699
00:37:17,343 --> 00:37:19,140
我最信任的人就是你了
700
00:37:19,378 --> 00:37:22,711
又不欺骗我,又不会见死不救
701
00:37:23,549 --> 00:37:24,584
我求求你
702
00:37:24,584 --> 00:37:27,386
让我到你家去住三天吧,行不行
703
00:37:27,386 --> 00:37:29,689
就三天,逃过这个劫数之后
704
00:37:29,689 --> 00:37:31,919
我马上就走,好不好
705
00:37:32,725 --> 00:37:34,488
你似乎太急了吧
706
00:37:35,027 --> 00:37:36,324
不是,小灵
707
00:37:37,430 --> 00:37:39,830
住三天,三天后我一定走的
708
00:37:39,899 --> 00:37:40,600
我告诉你
709
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,034
我范千洲是一个很正派的人
710
00:37:42,034 --> 00:37:42,762
你不用怕
711
00:37:42,835 --> 00:37:43,631
不可以
712
00:37:44,170 --> 00:37:45,296
你不能见死不救啊
713
00:37:45,571 --> 00:37:46,367
我说不可以
714
00:37:46,606 --> 00:37:49,040
喂,小灵,我,我
715
00:37:51,344 --> 00:37:53,437
好吧,小灵,那我去死
716
00:37:54,347 --> 00:37:56,178
可是我在死之前要让你知道
717
00:37:56,349 --> 00:37:57,717
你是我一生中
718
00:37:57,717 --> 00:37:59,878
第一个让我一见倾心的女人
719
00:38:04,290 --> 00:38:05,814
回去拿睡衣吧
720
00:38:15,101 --> 00:38:16,636
舅舅,你到哪去呀
721
00:38:16,636 --> 00:38:18,433
告诉你,我到小雪的干姊姊家去
722
00:38:18,504 --> 00:38:19,402
晚上不回来睡了
723
00:38:19,538 --> 00:38:20,732
你别睡我床
724
00:38:21,641 --> 00:38:23,006
好了,我先走了
725
00:38:23,743 --> 00:38:24,777
拜拜
726
00:38:24,777 --> 00:38:25,505
拜拜
727
00:38:25,711 --> 00:38:27,480
诶,你舅舅这么开心到哪去
728
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,215
他说今天晚上睡在你干姊姊家里面
729
00:38:29,215 --> 00:38:30,375
他真走运
730
00:38:30,916 --> 00:38:31,848
快把他追回来
731
00:38:32,051 --> 00:38:32,813
为什么
732
00:38:32,885 --> 00:38:35,877
你不知道我干姊姊
是张天师第三十八代传人
733
00:38:36,122 --> 00:38:37,953
她家的门规是传子不传女的
734
00:38:38,157 --> 00:38:39,886
那跟我舅舅有什么关系
735
00:38:39,959 --> 00:38:42,662
因为女人学法术之后就变成克夫命
736
00:38:42,662 --> 00:38:44,163
一辈子也不可以嫁人的
737
00:38:44,163 --> 00:38:45,765
因为我干爹没有儿子
738
00:38:45,765 --> 00:38:47,062
他又不想法术失传
739
00:38:47,099 --> 00:38:48,862
所以就传了给她了
740
00:38:49,802 --> 00:38:51,497
真的假的怎么会有这种事
741
00:38:51,837 --> 00:38:53,306
她嫁过八个老公
742
00:38:53,306 --> 00:38:55,035
没有一个老公能活到天亮的
743
00:38:55,174 --> 00:38:56,876
那舅舅一定过不了三点了
744
00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:58,173
是啊,快去追呀
745
00:39:02,348 --> 00:39:04,350
神经病,我差一点让你吓死
746
00:39:04,350 --> 00:39:05,647
我有事情,先替我一下
747
00:39:06,118 --> 00:39:07,420
你有什么好怕的?
748
00:39:07,420 --> 00:39:08,284
哪有这么多鬼呀
749
00:39:40,653 --> 00:39:42,086
倒挺好玩的
750
00:39:43,823 --> 00:39:46,257
喂,跟我一起跳吧
751
00:39:49,028 --> 00:39:49,926
我
752
00:39:49,962 --> 00:39:52,692
我什么?跟我一起跳,好不好
753
00:39:53,265 --> 00:39:54,596
好,好
754
00:39:55,201 --> 00:39:57,066
不过你穿得太多了
755
00:40:02,341 --> 00:40:03,740
这样是不是好一点
756
00:40:04,744 --> 00:40:05,972
少一点会更好
757
00:40:06,379 --> 00:40:08,142
那,你来帮我脱
758
00:40:08,781 --> 00:40:10,271
我怎么可以帮你脱
759
00:40:28,601 --> 00:40:31,502
嗨!对不起,我来晚了
760
00:40:34,507 --> 00:40:36,532
我叫你带的东西,你带来了没有
761
00:40:37,176 --> 00:40:38,143
全带来了
762
00:40:38,177 --> 00:40:41,510
睡衣、牙膏、牙刷
漱口杯子都带来了
763
00:40:48,187 --> 00:40:50,587
你不是真的想叫我睡在这儿吧
764
00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:53,087
这儿环境不错,又有冷气
765
00:40:53,259 --> 00:40:54,749
没冷气怎么睡呀
766
00:40:55,227 --> 00:40:56,023
晚安
767
00:40:57,630 --> 00:40:59,154
你不是答应陪我
768
00:41:00,199 --> 00:41:01,257
陪我喝酒吗
769
00:41:06,405 --> 00:41:09,033
真是自讨苦吃,一个人睡在这儿
770
00:41:09,575 --> 00:41:11,177
有冷气,有冷气
771
00:41:11,177 --> 00:41:12,474
我们家就没冷气了
772
00:41:12,845 --> 00:41:15,279
我一会儿憋不住就他妈破门冲进去
773
00:41:19,418 --> 00:41:21,477
我房里的冷气坏了
774
00:41:30,663 --> 00:41:32,221
你们给我去找阿帮
775
00:41:32,298 --> 00:41:34,400
一看见他就给我剪下来
776
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:35,367
是 去
777
00:41:35,367 --> 00:41:36,163
跟我走
778
00:41:42,341 --> 00:41:43,865
门没有锁 快进去
779
00:41:50,583 --> 00:41:52,983
舅舅,舅舅
780
00:41:53,519 --> 00:41:57,216
舅舅你不能死,你不要死舅舅
781
00:41:57,556 --> 00:41:59,615
神经病,你叫什么叫
782
00:42:00,292 --> 00:42:01,486
僵尸复活
783
00:42:02,127 --> 00:42:02,957
你们…
784
00:42:02,995 --> 00:42:04,326
干姊姊,你们…
785
00:42:04,997 --> 00:42:07,898
舅舅,你死定了,你活不了了
786
00:42:08,100 --> 00:42:10,125
你发什么疯,胡说八道
787
00:42:10,169 --> 00:42:11,261
无缘无故咒我死干什么
788
00:42:11,303 --> 00:42:12,031
你会被她克死的
789
00:42:12,705 --> 00:42:14,473
我已经算过他的八字了
790
00:42:14,473 --> 00:42:15,565
他的命很硬的
791
00:42:15,841 --> 00:42:17,035
连我也克不住他
792
00:42:17,343 --> 00:42:19,208
随便坐,就当自己家好了
793
00:42:22,047 --> 00:42:25,651
小雪,先坐下 你怎么了
794
00:42:25,651 --> 00:42:27,720
不知道为什么我的心痛得好厉害
795
00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:29,984
糟了,小雪,你哥哥有难
796
00:43:02,021 --> 00:43:02,919
真过瘾
797
00:43:03,789 --> 00:43:05,279
还找不到你
798
00:43:05,591 --> 00:43:06,421
喂
799
00:43:07,493 --> 00:43:09,893
起来,起来
800
00:43:12,431 --> 00:43:14,023
棒槌在哪里?
801
00:43:16,735 --> 00:43:18,293
你竟然敢戏弄我
802
00:43:22,875 --> 00:43:26,003
喂,别再耍我了,棒槌呢?
803
00:43:26,045 --> 00:43:27,410
快说,要不然我捅死你
804
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:28,772
捅呀
805
00:43:30,482 --> 00:43:31,813
臭小子
806
00:43:34,286 --> 00:43:35,310
干嘛踢我
807
00:43:50,469 --> 00:43:52,061
为什么把我扔进去
808
00:43:52,171 --> 00:43:54,639
你不要再过来,我真的会杀死你的
809
00:43:55,574 --> 00:43:57,474
你很想我死吗?
810
00:43:57,509 --> 00:43:59,378
好,我就死给你看
811
00:43:59,378 --> 00:44:02,438
什么?死?你吓唬我?我是吓大的
812
00:44:05,884 --> 00:44:07,019
妈呀,妈呀
813
00:44:07,019 --> 00:44:08,487
你真的想我死?
814
00:44:08,487 --> 00:44:10,114
我就再死一次给你看
815
00:44:10,623 --> 00:44:13,854
不,不要,我不要,不要…
816
00:44:16,328 --> 00:44:17,795
妈呀,妈呀
817
00:44:19,798 --> 00:44:21,867
我把眼睛也送给你
818
00:44:21,867 --> 00:44:22,993
不,不要
819
00:44:23,669 --> 00:44:25,034
不要
820
00:44:41,086 --> 00:44:45,357
我们现在请戴先生生前的好友
821
00:44:45,357 --> 00:44:48,190
范千洲先生宣读祭文
822
00:44:53,799 --> 00:44:54,891
这是祭文
823
00:44:54,967 --> 00:44:57,670
还是你念吧,我怕憋不住会笑出来
824
00:44:57,670 --> 00:44:59,604
不行,你的样子比我老成一点
825
00:44:59,672 --> 00:45:01,105
我不行,你去吧
826
00:45:01,173 --> 00:45:01,974
真的
827
00:45:01,974 --> 00:45:02,702
快念
828
00:45:08,881 --> 00:45:12,248
各位,我们今天聚集在这儿
829
00:45:12,584 --> 00:45:16,452
是为了怀念一位伟大的朋友
830
00:45:17,956 --> 00:45:21,360
他就是深受朋友爱护
831
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:24,659
兄弟拥戴的戴耳龙先生
832
00:45:26,298 --> 00:45:27,663
龙兄他
833
00:45:29,535 --> 00:45:30,602
龙兄他
834
00:45:30,602 --> 00:45:33,366
他为人慷慨疏财
835
00:45:33,405 --> 00:45:36,169
经常帮助别人练习自由搏击
836
00:45:37,009 --> 00:45:39,739
使劲的替人家捶胸口,锻炼肌肉
837
00:45:39,778 --> 00:45:42,212
使得那些缺乏运动的朋友
838
00:45:42,247 --> 00:45:44,147
也有锻炼体格的机会
839
00:45:44,616 --> 00:45:45,514
还有…
840
00:45:45,551 --> 00:45:47,686
他很有数学天才
841
00:45:47,686 --> 00:45:49,620
无论多么复杂的利息
842
00:45:49,688 --> 00:45:55,058
他一样会算,而且算得你心服口服
843
00:45:56,829 --> 00:45:59,696
可以作为青少年的模范
844
00:46:11,110 --> 00:46:14,079
乡亲父老们的妻子跟女儿
845
00:46:14,079 --> 00:46:15,171
如果寂寞
846
00:46:15,247 --> 00:46:17,772
他也一定会去帮忙安慰
847
00:46:18,150 --> 00:46:20,352
如果哪位不能生孩子
848
00:46:20,352 --> 00:46:23,446
他也会仗义帮忙,替他生一个
849
00:46:23,522 --> 00:46:26,650
像他这样的人实在是万中无一
850
00:46:26,925 --> 00:46:28,093
在这个世界上
851
00:46:28,093 --> 00:46:30,061
想多找一个也不容易
852
00:46:32,030 --> 00:46:33,497
可惜天妒英才
853
00:46:33,866 --> 00:46:36,702
他的去世是黑社会…
854
00:46:36,702 --> 00:46:38,897
不是,是社会的损失
855
00:46:41,206 --> 00:46:42,230
还有的就是…
856
00:46:42,441 --> 00:46:46,002
对不起,我实在是说不下去了
857
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,954
火化仪式开始
858
00:47:05,597 --> 00:47:07,656
怎么我死了的样子这么难看
859
00:47:15,941 --> 00:47:16,805
不要,不要…
860
00:47:16,842 --> 00:47:19,106
妹妹,妹妹
861
00:47:19,144 --> 00:47:19,872
奶奶
862
00:47:20,312 --> 00:47:22,381
小灵,你们不要烧我
863
00:47:22,381 --> 00:47:23,482
烧得我像黑炭一样
864
00:47:23,482 --> 00:47:24,917
到了地府泡不到妞的
865
00:47:24,917 --> 00:47:26,285
小灵,小灵
866
00:47:26,285 --> 00:47:28,220
小灵,我在下面好孤单的
867
00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:29,888
你记得多烧些纸人给我
868
00:47:29,888 --> 00:47:31,788
武士刀的,牛肉刀的,别忘了
869
00:47:40,833 --> 00:47:43,427
日本国宣布正式投降
870
00:47:46,305 --> 00:47:48,540
无辜市民被吊死
871
00:47:48,540 --> 00:47:50,633
尸挂刑室门外铜像旁
872
00:47:53,879 --> 00:47:56,439
田中死前许下恶咒
873
00:48:00,686 --> 00:48:04,918
霍氏集团以低价购入地皮
兴建霍氏中心
874
00:48:04,990 --> 00:48:08,448
据云
此地段为二次大战日军秘密刑室
875
00:48:12,064 --> 00:48:16,125
霍氏中心地盘数十工人神秘暴毙
876
00:48:21,506 --> 00:48:25,043
霍氏中心建筑师罗素神秘自杀
877
00:48:25,043 --> 00:48:26,010
死状极惨
878
00:48:28,247 --> 00:48:30,909
调查委员会主席撞车身亡
879
00:48:30,949 --> 00:48:34,146
生前正调查霍氏中心结构违利事件
880
00:48:54,806 --> 00:48:58,970
小雪
881
00:49:05,817 --> 00:49:09,514
哥哥,哥哥
882
00:49:11,456 --> 00:49:13,481
小雪,小雪
883
00:49:14,126 --> 00:49:15,024
哥哥
884
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:16,952
你哥哥死得好惨
885
00:49:17,195 --> 00:49:18,730
很快会轮到你
886
00:49:18,730 --> 00:49:21,164
跟阿帮还有范千洲了
887
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:22,094
为什么
888
00:49:22,401 --> 00:49:24,403
因为我们的八字属阴
889
00:49:24,403 --> 00:49:26,496
所以魔王名单上有我们的名字
890
00:49:26,571 --> 00:49:27,970
什么魔王名单
891
00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:31,437
你别问那么多了,快去找干姊姊
892
00:49:31,677 --> 00:49:34,079
如果晚了,我怕赶不上七月十四了
893
00:49:34,079 --> 00:49:34,773
小心呐
894
00:49:57,469 --> 00:50:00,005
我相信魔王就是田中大佐
895
00:50:00,005 --> 00:50:02,530
根据我推测,加上你哥所说的
896
00:50:02,574 --> 00:50:04,405
七月十四一定有事情发生
897
00:50:04,476 --> 00:50:07,343
我明天就去大屿山找那位师太
898
00:50:07,379 --> 00:50:08,513
她的道行很高
899
00:50:08,513 --> 00:50:09,881
我相信她会有办法的
900
00:50:09,881 --> 00:50:10,848
那就好了
901
00:50:10,882 --> 00:50:13,118
这本就是阿弥陀经
902
00:50:13,118 --> 00:50:15,052
你们拿回去早晚念五十次
903
00:50:15,087 --> 00:50:16,888
那就会有佛光保护
904
00:50:16,888 --> 00:50:19,015
那些邪魔就不容易接近你们了
905
00:50:19,891 --> 00:50:22,451
每天念五十次?没念完已经昏了
906
00:50:24,730 --> 00:50:26,698
你们三个把手伸出来
907
00:50:35,674 --> 00:50:36,698
你画了什么
908
00:50:36,742 --> 00:50:38,471
我在你们手上画了一道平安符
909
00:50:38,510 --> 00:50:39,678
是鬼都怕的
910
00:50:39,678 --> 00:50:40,770
不过只能用一次
911
00:50:40,812 --> 00:50:41,880
是不是真的
912
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:44,483
我走了以后,你千万别接近女色
913
00:50:44,483 --> 00:50:46,041
否则平安符会自动消失的
914
00:50:46,118 --> 00:50:48,143
你放心吧,我不喜欢别的女人
915
00:50:48,854 --> 00:50:50,515
时候不早了,我们还有点事呢
916
00:50:51,056 --> 00:50:51,988
我先走了
917
00:50:55,460 --> 00:50:56,361
拜拜
918
00:50:56,361 --> 00:50:57,692
拜拜 拜拜
919
00:51:07,372 --> 00:51:09,397
很难看的那个走了没有
920
00:51:09,975 --> 00:51:10,742
已经走了
921
00:51:10,742 --> 00:51:12,039
是真的?
922
00:51:14,813 --> 00:51:17,509
别又来一个,好恐怖
923
00:51:17,816 --> 00:51:20,085
喂,这些东西连小孩子都不怕
924
00:51:20,085 --> 00:51:21,814
叫这么大声多丢人呐
925
00:51:21,853 --> 00:51:23,718
怕什么?前后左右又没有人
926
00:51:24,790 --> 00:51:27,486
怎么没有,现在好像愈看人愈多了
927
00:51:40,705 --> 00:51:43,868
吃不吃爆米花
928
00:51:44,609 --> 00:51:46,702
不,不吃
929
00:51:49,614 --> 00:51:51,741
吃不吃花生啊
930
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:03,588
你干什么
931
00:52:03,795 --> 00:52:04,921
你到哪去
932
00:52:04,996 --> 00:52:05,928
我去洗手间
933
00:52:06,531 --> 00:52:08,431
我也去洗手间
934
00:52:53,178 --> 00:52:54,577
有鬼 真是有鬼呀
935
00:52:55,213 --> 00:52:58,182
我好怕
936
00:53:12,130 --> 00:53:13,791
快点走哇
937
00:53:19,471 --> 00:53:22,607
那群东洋妖孽真的害死了这么多人
938
00:53:22,607 --> 00:53:24,676
他们的魔力真是不小哇
939
00:53:24,676 --> 00:53:26,974
恐怕老尼也无能为力了
940
00:53:27,012 --> 00:53:28,647
师太,如果你不帮我
941
00:53:28,647 --> 00:53:29,705
就没有人可以帮我了
942
00:53:30,315 --> 00:53:31,016
你记住
943
00:53:31,016 --> 00:53:34,019
七月十四前后是魔力最大的日子
944
00:53:34,019 --> 00:53:36,920
你叫他们千万不要到大厦去
945
00:53:37,289 --> 00:53:39,314
今天晚上就是七月十四了
946
00:53:39,357 --> 00:53:42,383
过了今天晚上,你们就要到魔界去
947
00:53:42,427 --> 00:53:44,691
把那群妖孽首领的尸骨找出来
948
00:53:44,963 --> 00:53:45,952
魔界
949
00:53:47,199 --> 00:53:49,534
建造那幢大厦的时候
950
00:53:49,534 --> 00:53:51,559
建筑师已经被鬼所迷了
951
00:53:51,636 --> 00:53:55,407
所以那幢大厦之中
一定会有一个魔界
952
00:53:55,407 --> 00:53:59,110
所谓魔界,亦非天界
953
00:53:59,110 --> 00:54:03,046
亦非鬼界,亦非人界
954
00:54:03,381 --> 00:54:07,909
是在三界之外一个空间里
955
00:54:07,953 --> 00:54:11,548
我们通常就叫做阿修罗境界
956
00:54:11,590 --> 00:54:16,220
魔鬼的尸骨就是在那里面了
957
00:54:16,261 --> 00:54:19,753
要怎么样才能找到阿修罗境界
阿弥陀佛
958
00:54:21,399 --> 00:54:23,468
在至阴之处
959
00:54:23,468 --> 00:54:25,837
大厦至阴应该在地底下
960
00:54:25,837 --> 00:54:28,499
可是它的布置阴阳颠倒
961
00:54:28,573 --> 00:54:30,666
难道在最高一层
962
00:54:30,709 --> 00:54:35,169
最高那一层有没有阳气不达之处呢
963
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,976
难道在女洗手间
964
00:54:38,817 --> 00:54:40,418
有这个可能
965
00:54:40,418 --> 00:54:42,784
找到他的尸骨之后要怎么办呢
966
00:54:42,854 --> 00:54:46,358
灵符盖顶,金锤破天灵
967
00:54:46,358 --> 00:54:48,627
我明白了,师太
这还不行
968
00:54:48,627 --> 00:54:53,064
进入魔界的人
一定要是一个至阳之身
969
00:54:53,064 --> 00:54:54,088
就是男人
970
00:54:54,132 --> 00:54:58,870
他打碎骨之后
要马上沿长生索返回阳间
971
00:54:58,870 --> 00:55:02,533
这一根长生索要处女所持
972
00:55:02,607 --> 00:55:05,210
否则就不能回阳了
973
00:55:05,210 --> 00:55:06,199
弟子明白
974
00:55:07,412 --> 00:55:09,514
如果你找不到处女
975
00:55:09,514 --> 00:55:11,983
再来找我也没有用
976
00:55:11,983 --> 00:55:13,473
因为我也不是
977
00:55:20,525 --> 00:55:23,722
先生,请问什么时候有船回香港
978
00:55:23,995 --> 00:55:25,597
今天的天气这么坏
979
00:55:25,597 --> 00:55:27,827
不会有船回香港了,等明天吧
980
00:55:31,670 --> 00:55:32,762
别跑来跑去
981
00:55:35,340 --> 00:55:37,433
小心被鬼抓去呀
982
00:55:55,627 --> 00:55:57,595
喂,今天是七月十四
983
00:55:57,595 --> 00:55:58,697
大家要小心一点
984
00:55:58,697 --> 00:55:59,497
有什么好怕的
985
00:55:59,497 --> 00:56:00,725
你不怕,真的吗?
986
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:02,528
喂喂喂
987
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:04,500
别再胡说八道了,四处去看看吧
988
00:56:05,704 --> 00:56:06,571
跟我来
989
00:56:06,571 --> 00:56:08,198
走走走,走吧走吧
990
00:56:28,593 --> 00:56:29,560
没事吧
991
00:56:29,761 --> 00:56:30,887
没事,没事
992
00:56:53,017 --> 00:56:54,644
拿点钱用一用
993
00:57:02,227 --> 00:57:03,159
不能拿
994
00:57:31,456 --> 00:57:32,490
你是谁呀
995
00:57:32,490 --> 00:57:35,118
我是跟屁鬼
996
00:57:38,963 --> 00:57:39,987
跟屁鬼
997
00:57:40,698 --> 00:57:43,633
你是臭皮蛋,你以为我不知道
998
00:57:43,735 --> 00:57:46,033
七月十四戴着面具来吓唬我
999
00:57:46,971 --> 00:57:49,371
我给你摘下来,我摘,我摘
1000
00:57:49,741 --> 00:57:50,765
是真的
1001
00:57:52,844 --> 00:57:55,404
舅舅,外面有好多好多的鬼
干什么
1002
00:57:55,447 --> 00:57:56,778
他们正在追我呀
什么?
1003
00:57:58,116 --> 00:57:59,350
神经病,鬼
1004
00:57:59,350 --> 00:58:00,476
你不要开门呐
1005
00:58:00,518 --> 00:58:01,686
你别听小灵胡说八道
1006
00:58:01,686 --> 00:58:02,620
世界上哪有鬼
1007
00:58:02,620 --> 00:58:03,388
你好好看看
1008
00:58:03,388 --> 00:58:05,549
啊,真有鬼,有鬼
1009
00:58:07,792 --> 00:58:09,054
快,快,快点,快点,快
1010
00:58:19,404 --> 00:58:21,531
我是田中大佐
1011
00:58:23,174 --> 00:58:27,338
你们命中注定必须要做我的替身
1012
00:58:27,645 --> 00:58:31,783
再取三条命,我就可以投胎做人了
1013
00:58:31,783 --> 00:58:34,149
为了完成我们皇军的霸业
1014
00:58:34,185 --> 00:58:36,085
我要杀死你们
1015
00:58:36,855 --> 00:58:38,948
鬼呀,鬼…
1016
00:58:43,461 --> 00:58:46,464
赶快,快把门关上,找东西顶着它
1017
00:58:46,464 --> 00:58:47,294
快,快去呀
1018
00:58:59,110 --> 00:59:00,805
总算可以喘口气了
1019
00:59:04,182 --> 00:59:06,184
你们累不累呀
1020
00:59:06,184 --> 00:59:07,913
要不要帮你们
1021
00:59:34,445 --> 00:59:37,107
舅舅,回到家心定多了
1022
00:59:40,385 --> 00:59:41,352
喂
1023
00:59:41,352 --> 00:59:42,114
千洲
1024
00:59:42,754 --> 00:59:45,623
小灵,好可怕,刚才我们被鬼追
1025
00:59:45,623 --> 00:59:47,292
叫你七月十四不要上班了
1026
00:59:47,292 --> 00:59:49,394
你就别骂我们了,不错已经错了
1027
00:59:49,394 --> 00:59:50,656
最要紧的是现在怎么办
1028
00:59:50,762 --> 00:59:54,459
马上用我给你们的佛经
贴在门跟窗户上
1029
00:59:54,732 --> 00:59:57,462
快去找我那本什么什么经,快
1030
00:59:57,635 --> 00:59:58,636
然后怎么样
1031
00:59:58,636 --> 01:00:01,332
如果还档不住就到隔壁的庙住一夜
1032
01:00:01,406 --> 01:00:03,241
千万别离开,等我回来
1033
01:00:03,241 --> 01:00:04,606
行了,行了
1034
01:00:05,443 --> 01:00:07,035
亲一个,拜拜
1035
01:00:08,513 --> 01:00:09,537
喂,找到没有
1036
01:00:11,616 --> 01:00:13,251
佛经已经给老鼠咬破了
1037
01:00:13,251 --> 01:00:17,051
咬破了也得贴,快快
1038
01:00:17,088 --> 01:00:18,189
我贴窗户,你贴门口
1039
01:00:18,189 --> 01:00:20,525
真的要贴?贴在里面就行了吧
1040
01:00:20,525 --> 01:00:22,322
你神经病,贴在里面鬼看得见吗
1041
01:00:22,594 --> 01:00:25,085
快点,去
1042
01:01:05,336 --> 01:01:07,361
舅舅,那些鬼已经杀来了
1043
01:01:07,405 --> 01:01:08,337
哎呀,你紧张什么
1044
01:01:08,406 --> 01:01:09,964
佛经贴在外面,鬼进不来
1045
01:01:10,208 --> 01:01:11,038
已经进来了
1046
01:01:12,644 --> 01:01:13,668
真进来了
1047
01:01:14,679 --> 01:01:16,874
救命,救命
1048
01:01:17,382 --> 01:01:19,543
给你港币,港币
1049
01:01:22,086 --> 01:01:22,780
这么厉害
1050
01:01:23,054 --> 01:01:25,123
怎么一给港币,手就缩回去了
1051
01:01:25,123 --> 01:01:26,021
这叫死要钱
1052
01:01:35,333 --> 01:01:36,231
快跳呀
1053
01:01:40,304 --> 01:01:41,293
舅舅,怎么办
1054
01:01:41,539 --> 01:01:43,666
别说废话了,快跑吧
1055
01:01:59,323 --> 01:02:02,690
喂,出来,出来,快出来
1056
01:02:02,794 --> 01:02:03,556
干什么
1057
01:02:04,629 --> 01:02:06,494
快走,不然我叫警察抓你们
1058
01:02:06,597 --> 01:02:08,462
警察又怎么样?了不起呀
1059
01:02:08,499 --> 01:02:09,557
警察来,我也不走
1060
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:11,500
不用怕,警察局有关老爷保佑我们
1061
01:02:13,104 --> 01:02:14,002
说得对
1062
01:02:21,479 --> 01:02:22,647
早
1063
01:02:22,647 --> 01:02:24,615
快起来,睡觉回家去睡
1064
01:02:25,516 --> 01:02:27,780
那,现在有位小姐来担保你们了
1065
01:02:29,987 --> 01:02:31,818
不要跟她走,舅舅,她是女鬼
1066
01:02:32,190 --> 01:02:33,357
神经病
1067
01:02:33,357 --> 01:02:34,926
光天化日之下那有这么漂亮的鬼
1068
01:02:34,926 --> 01:02:36,655
是真的,我见过她的真面目
1069
01:02:37,328 --> 01:02:38,226
你试试她
1070
01:02:38,896 --> 01:02:39,920
你们两个人没有事吧
1071
01:02:40,398 --> 01:02:41,194
没事
1072
01:02:43,334 --> 01:02:45,369
你干什么 你看到没有?
1073
01:02:45,369 --> 01:02:47,360
她是人,你看她人影多大
1074
01:02:47,405 --> 01:02:48,997
你就快没影子了
1075
01:02:50,074 --> 01:02:51,302
你把手续办好了
1076
01:02:51,743 --> 01:02:53,506
你怎么样?你走不走
1077
01:02:53,544 --> 01:02:55,513
我还是留下来算了
1078
01:02:55,513 --> 01:02:57,276
跟着关老爷安全一点
1079
01:02:57,882 --> 01:02:59,349
随便你,我们走
1080
01:03:00,284 --> 01:03:01,774
晚上别那么早回来
1081
01:03:02,420 --> 01:03:04,012
舅舅,舅舅
1082
01:03:17,935 --> 01:03:18,697
我们去哪儿?
1083
01:03:19,303 --> 01:03:19,997
你说呢
1084
01:03:20,705 --> 01:03:22,297
到我家去坐吧
1085
01:03:23,708 --> 01:03:25,198
不然到你家去坐
1086
01:03:27,411 --> 01:03:29,242
那,那到哪儿去
1087
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:31,248
当然要开房间了,这还不明白
1088
01:03:41,392 --> 01:03:42,950
先生,还有什么要的
1089
01:03:43,294 --> 01:03:44,462
没什么了吧
1090
01:03:44,462 --> 01:03:45,229
对了
1091
01:03:45,229 --> 01:03:46,457
我们开会的东西全都带来了吗
1092
01:03:47,031 --> 01:03:48,828
那没有什么,谢谢
1093
01:03:53,838 --> 01:03:57,274
你别这么心急,我先去洗个澡
1094
01:03:57,875 --> 01:03:59,001
好的,我等你
1095
01:04:00,812 --> 01:04:02,177
不许你偷看的
1096
01:04:02,213 --> 01:04:03,578
不看不看
1097
01:04:11,122 --> 01:04:13,215
女人有时候真奇怪了
1098
01:04:13,257 --> 01:04:14,826
答应跟我到这种地方来
1099
01:04:14,826 --> 01:04:15,952
不让我看也不行呀
1100
01:04:16,828 --> 01:04:18,762
先来个鸳鸯戏水吧
1101
01:04:25,236 --> 01:04:26,726
亲爱的,我进来了
1102
01:04:27,471 --> 01:04:29,996
没锁门,走运了,走运了
1103
01:04:32,009 --> 01:04:33,811
这儿的气氛还真不错
1104
01:04:33,811 --> 01:04:35,676
装上这种颜色的灯泡
1105
01:04:39,183 --> 01:04:40,411
我不会偷看你的
1106
01:04:43,654 --> 01:04:44,746
我不会偷看你的
1107
01:04:50,494 --> 01:04:51,756
水进了眼睛了
1108
01:05:05,176 --> 01:05:06,711
怎么这么快呀
1109
01:05:06,711 --> 01:05:07,803
亲爱的
1110
01:05:11,949 --> 01:05:13,644
你跟我捉迷藏呢
1111
01:05:14,819 --> 01:05:17,822
原来你还害羞,用背对着我
1112
01:05:17,822 --> 01:05:18,652
不过这样也好
1113
01:05:18,689 --> 01:05:20,124
去年就有个女孩子
1114
01:05:20,124 --> 01:05:21,292
因为没用背对着我
1115
01:05:21,292 --> 01:05:22,623
当场被活生生的吓晕了
1116
01:05:22,660 --> 01:05:24,890
因为她从来没见过
像我这么棒的男人
1117
01:05:25,463 --> 01:05:28,091
你不用紧张,我先给你按摩按摩
1118
01:05:48,753 --> 01:05:52,280
好舒服呀,好舒服呀
1119
01:06:02,233 --> 01:06:05,031
什么事呀?里面发生了什么事?
1120
01:06:05,369 --> 01:06:06,666
先生,开开门
1121
01:06:07,004 --> 01:06:08,596
里面到底发生了什么事
1122
01:06:08,906 --> 01:06:10,965
开开门,开门呐
1123
01:06:20,918 --> 01:06:22,385
大家都检查过了吗
1124
01:06:22,586 --> 01:06:23,314
检查过了
1125
01:06:23,621 --> 01:06:25,054
你们认为怎么样
1126
01:06:25,089 --> 01:06:25,790
死了
1127
01:06:25,790 --> 01:06:26,590
怎么死的
1128
01:06:26,590 --> 01:06:27,352
不知道
1129
01:06:27,725 --> 01:06:29,249
好吧,明天解剖
1130
01:06:35,933 --> 01:06:36,797
他还救得活
1131
01:06:36,834 --> 01:06:39,637
小姐,救不救得活是由我决定
1132
01:06:39,637 --> 01:06:40,972
不是由你决定
1133
01:06:40,972 --> 01:06:42,132
我现在说他死了
1134
01:06:42,306 --> 01:06:45,576
他只是三魂七魄里面不见了三魂
1135
01:06:45,576 --> 01:06:46,510
还剩下七魄
1136
01:06:46,510 --> 01:06:48,179
如果十二个时辰之内
1137
01:06:48,179 --> 01:06:50,147
找回他的三魂,他就会醒了
1138
01:06:50,715 --> 01:06:52,615
你现在是侮辱我的专业水准
1139
01:06:52,883 --> 01:06:54,578
明天早上我就替他解剖了
1140
01:06:55,586 --> 01:06:57,645
医生,多给我一点时间吧
1141
01:06:57,922 --> 01:07:00,358
小姐,我提议你找个精神病医生
1142
01:07:00,358 --> 01:07:01,188
好好检查一下
1143
01:07:04,228 --> 01:07:05,456
那他怎么办呢
1144
01:07:06,797 --> 01:07:09,600
他还没有死,我算过他命不该绝
1145
01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:11,268
只要在明天解剖之前
1146
01:07:11,268 --> 01:07:12,895
找到他的三魂,他就有救了
1147
01:07:13,004 --> 01:07:15,029
那谁去找他的三魂呢
1148
01:07:15,139 --> 01:07:16,841
阿帮,这一次全靠你了
1149
01:07:16,841 --> 01:07:17,637
我
1150
01:07:17,708 --> 01:07:19,869
一个人死了之后,三魂离开身体
1151
01:07:19,944 --> 01:07:22,412
就会到他生前最喜欢去的地方
1152
01:07:22,446 --> 01:07:24,038
或找他最喜欢的人
1153
01:07:24,315 --> 01:07:26,340
你跟他是亲戚,又是好朋友
1154
01:07:26,617 --> 01:07:28,209
你应该最清楚他的爱好
1155
01:07:28,285 --> 01:07:30,421
我现在替你开阴眼,让你看见他
1156
01:07:30,421 --> 01:07:31,752
再教你招魂的方法
1157
01:07:32,857 --> 01:07:34,725
我舅舅最喜欢这种地方
1158
01:07:34,725 --> 01:07:36,056
我想他会在这儿
1159
01:07:39,430 --> 01:07:40,522
先生,有没有熟小姐
1160
01:07:40,831 --> 01:07:42,594
没有,我是来找我舅舅的
1161
01:07:45,202 --> 01:07:46,294
真讨厌
1162
01:07:47,338 --> 01:07:48,805
露丝,你怎么回事
1163
01:07:48,839 --> 01:07:50,966
你这个色鬼,怎么这么摸我
1164
01:07:51,275 --> 01:07:52,765
没有,我没摸你呀
1165
01:07:53,244 --> 01:07:54,370
舅舅
1166
01:08:04,455 --> 01:08:07,481
舅舅,舅舅
1167
01:08:07,992 --> 01:08:11,553
舅舅,舅舅你在哪儿?舅舅
1168
01:08:13,464 --> 01:08:15,989
臭小子,快坐下来,你叫什么叫
1169
01:08:16,267 --> 01:08:17,996
对不起,对不起,我是找我舅舅的
1170
01:08:18,235 --> 01:08:19,236
走,走
1171
01:08:19,236 --> 01:08:20,464
对不起,对不起
1172
01:08:23,707 --> 01:08:25,732
舅舅,舅舅
1173
01:08:26,610 --> 01:08:28,805
难道他变好了,不看小电影了
1174
01:08:31,048 --> 01:08:32,276
舅舅
1175
01:08:41,225 --> 01:08:42,453
第二个
1176
01:08:48,699 --> 01:08:51,224
他喜欢去的地方,我全都找过了
1177
01:08:51,569 --> 01:08:53,696
他第三个魂跑到哪儿去了呢
1178
01:08:55,206 --> 01:08:57,274
糟了,天快亮了
1179
01:08:57,274 --> 01:08:59,834
现在才收到两个魂,怎么办呢
1180
01:09:02,646 --> 01:09:04,113
这死鬼跑到哪去了
1181
01:09:15,593 --> 01:09:19,723
你不是说舅舅的第三个魂
会去找他最喜欢的人吗
1182
01:09:19,763 --> 01:09:20,525
是啊
1183
01:09:20,898 --> 01:09:21,956
你看
1184
01:09:35,446 --> 01:09:37,710
护士小姐,请问范千洲在那儿解剖
1185
01:09:37,982 --> 01:09:38,846
西边三楼
1186
01:09:38,883 --> 01:09:39,713
就在上面
1187
01:10:02,606 --> 01:10:04,233
糟了,糟了,来晚了,来晚了
1188
01:10:04,441 --> 01:10:05,373
你把他解剖了
1189
01:10:05,643 --> 01:10:07,144
你不问问我就把他解剖了
1190
01:10:07,144 --> 01:10:08,076
现在我就剖开你
1191
01:10:08,179 --> 01:10:09,111
你看
1192
01:10:11,048 --> 01:10:12,208
哦,你还把他整过容了
1193
01:10:12,516 --> 01:10:13,284
不是,不是
1194
01:10:13,284 --> 01:10:15,309
他是香港名流徐坤士的儿子
1195
01:10:15,619 --> 01:10:16,711
范千洲在那一边
1196
01:10:26,664 --> 01:10:28,966
好了,好了,出去吧,你们出去吧
1197
01:10:28,966 --> 01:10:29,898
我不走
1198
01:10:30,034 --> 01:10:31,661
快出去吧,你们出去吧
1199
01:10:32,036 --> 01:10:34,834
医生,我想吃香蕉
1200
01:11:45,376 --> 01:11:48,106
穿过镜子里面就是阿修罗境界
1201
01:11:52,016 --> 01:11:54,075
这是块玻璃,怎么穿过去呀
1202
01:12:05,896 --> 01:12:09,500
现在小雪以处女之身拿着长生索
1203
01:12:09,500 --> 01:12:10,694
送你们进魔界
1204
01:12:11,068 --> 01:12:13,832
小雪,趁现在人不多你老实的说吧
1205
01:12:13,904 --> 01:12:15,371
你到底是不是处女
1206
01:12:15,406 --> 01:12:17,271
你怎么可以这样问人家
1207
01:12:17,308 --> 01:12:19,333
我证明她是,因为我没有碰过她
1208
01:12:19,376 --> 01:12:21,173
别那么肯定,你没碰过
1209
01:12:21,211 --> 01:12:22,143
怎么知道别人没碰过
1210
01:12:23,380 --> 01:12:24,369
你们放心好了
1211
01:12:24,848 --> 01:12:26,283
那,你们看
1212
01:12:26,283 --> 01:12:28,046
我替她点了一粒守宫砂
1213
01:12:28,085 --> 01:12:29,386
如果她不是处女的话
1214
01:12:29,386 --> 01:12:30,683
朱砂就会化开了
1215
01:12:31,188 --> 01:12:32,177
算你走运了
1216
01:12:32,523 --> 01:12:34,091
不过还有一件事情
1217
01:12:34,091 --> 01:12:35,859
万一我们两个人在下面碰上了鬼
1218
01:12:35,859 --> 01:12:36,621
不是一样会死吗
1219
01:12:36,660 --> 01:12:37,354
是啊
1220
01:12:37,461 --> 01:12:38,792
把你们的手伸出来
1221
01:12:45,202 --> 01:12:47,705
我已经替你们两个画了掌心雷
1222
01:12:47,705 --> 01:12:50,265
你们碰到什么妖魔鬼怪也不用怕了
1223
01:12:55,713 --> 01:12:56,680
去
1224
01:13:10,027 --> 01:13:13,087
弟子阿帮,范千洲接金锤灵符
1225
01:13:13,163 --> 01:13:14,494
你们下去吧
1226
01:13:15,833 --> 01:13:16,800
小雪
1227
01:13:22,940 --> 01:13:24,840
你们只有一柱香的时间
1228
01:13:24,875 --> 01:13:27,241
这枝香一灭,你们就再也回不来了
1229
01:13:27,277 --> 01:13:28,471
知道了
1230
01:13:29,646 --> 01:13:31,136
我们下去了
1231
01:14:00,611 --> 01:14:02,670
舅舅,这是什么地方
1232
01:14:03,080 --> 01:14:05,139
尖沙咀东部,什么地方
1233
01:14:05,482 --> 01:14:07,507
你撒谎 别说废话了
1234
01:14:07,551 --> 01:14:08,779
快去找魔王的尸骨吧
1235
01:14:14,391 --> 01:14:16,382
这么多鬼,我们怎么办呢
1236
01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:17,784
用掌心雷呀
1237
01:14:26,470 --> 01:14:27,494
还真管用
1238
01:14:27,538 --> 01:14:28,505
双掌合壁
1239
01:14:31,742 --> 01:14:32,543
糟了
1240
01:14:32,543 --> 01:14:33,373
什么事
1241
01:14:33,410 --> 01:14:35,012
我的天葵早来了三天
1242
01:14:35,012 --> 01:14:35,774
什么叫天葵呀
1243
01:14:35,846 --> 01:14:37,211
女人那种东西
1244
01:14:37,514 --> 01:14:38,845
啊,那怎么办
1245
01:14:40,517 --> 01:14:43,850
这一点就是我们家里
传子不传女的原因
1246
01:14:43,921 --> 01:14:45,823
我的法力将会渐渐消失
1247
01:14:45,823 --> 01:14:47,381
那他们的掌心雷呢
1248
01:14:47,458 --> 01:14:49,551
希望他们能及时回来
1249
01:14:49,860 --> 01:14:50,884
上
1250
01:14:50,961 --> 01:14:51,825
下
1251
01:14:52,095 --> 01:14:53,062
上
1252
01:14:53,530 --> 01:14:54,497
停
1253
01:14:55,299 --> 01:14:56,266
收
1254
01:14:58,101 --> 01:15:00,296
你看那个小鬼晕头转向
1255
01:15:01,238 --> 01:15:04,571
舅舅,你看这么多鬼可有得玩了
1256
01:15:04,608 --> 01:15:05,973
小兵小卒,你去摆平他们
1257
01:15:16,119 --> 01:15:17,313
舅舅,这么短
1258
01:15:17,387 --> 01:15:19,252
短没关系,走近一点嘛
1259
01:15:27,531 --> 01:15:28,896
让开,让我来
1260
01:15:37,374 --> 01:15:38,864
那边又来了,快走
1261
01:15:39,643 --> 01:15:40,905
追上来了
1262
01:15:42,045 --> 01:15:42,841
快点
1263
01:15:43,146 --> 01:15:45,171
救命,救命
1264
01:15:45,782 --> 01:15:49,411
救命,救命
1265
01:15:51,622 --> 01:15:53,021
等一等,等一等
1266
01:15:53,690 --> 01:15:55,624
各位,请吃蜡烛
1267
01:15:58,529 --> 01:15:59,757
舅舅 快
1268
01:16:07,638 --> 01:16:09,731
阿帮,我想上面就是了
1269
01:16:11,174 --> 01:16:12,266
诶,从那边上
1270
01:16:16,380 --> 01:16:18,582
这座大厦最低的七层做商店
1271
01:16:18,582 --> 01:16:19,742
七层以上呢就做
1272
01:16:30,427 --> 01:16:31,519
这是什么地方
1273
01:16:32,663 --> 01:16:33,561
一定是在这儿
1274
01:17:10,334 --> 01:17:12,996
喂,喂
1275
01:17:13,670 --> 01:17:15,439
你怎么搞的?这个时候还吃东西
1276
01:17:15,439 --> 01:17:16,201
吃宵夜
1277
01:17:16,239 --> 01:17:16,967
吃个屁
1278
01:17:19,910 --> 01:17:21,104
幸亏我早有准备
1279
01:17:21,178 --> 01:17:22,008
什么
1280
01:17:26,750 --> 01:17:28,411
只剩下骨头了
1281
01:17:29,152 --> 01:17:30,642
走吧,走吧
1282
01:17:43,266 --> 01:17:45,068
这个魔王死了这么多年也不腐化的
1283
01:17:45,068 --> 01:17:47,866
别说废话了,你记不记得小灵说的
1284
01:17:47,904 --> 01:17:49,963
灵符盖顶,金锤破天灵
1285
01:17:57,280 --> 01:17:59,349
它会动的,会动的
1286
01:17:59,349 --> 01:18:01,078
用锤子敲它呀,快
1287
01:18:01,118 --> 01:18:03,382
好,锤子呢?
1288
01:18:10,293 --> 01:18:11,920
别过来,别过来
1289
01:18:18,235 --> 01:18:19,293
去你的
1290
01:18:28,445 --> 01:18:30,845
舅舅,抓紧一点,掉下去就没命了
1291
01:18:57,507 --> 01:18:58,565
去死吧
1292
01:19:28,171 --> 01:19:29,798
掉进去连渣子都没有了
1293
01:19:30,140 --> 01:19:31,004
那现在怎么办呢
1294
01:19:31,441 --> 01:19:34,604
哎哟,太累了,我们先休息休息吧
1295
01:19:34,911 --> 01:19:37,243
不行,小灵说只有一柱香的时间
1296
01:19:37,314 --> 01:19:38,406
你不怕过了时间
1297
01:19:38,682 --> 01:19:40,775
没问题,过不了时间的,你放心吧
1298
01:19:43,954 --> 01:19:44,750
是什么
1299
01:21:16,713 --> 01:21:19,807
我掐死你,看你死不死
1300
01:21:33,163 --> 01:21:34,630
你这个绝子绝孙的
1301
01:21:37,667 --> 01:21:41,364
救命,救命,舅舅
1302
01:21:48,445 --> 01:21:51,073
救我,别放手,别放手
1303
01:21:51,114 --> 01:21:54,777
别放手,拉住我呀,哎呀,拉住我
1304
01:22:32,956 --> 01:22:35,191
我现在用剩下的法力
1305
01:22:35,191 --> 01:22:37,022
画个金刚圈来保护你
1306
01:22:37,661 --> 01:22:38,995
你不管看到什么,听到什么
1307
01:22:38,995 --> 01:22:40,360
都不可以离开这个金刚圈
1308
01:22:40,397 --> 01:22:42,524
更不能放下长生索,知道吗?
1309
01:22:43,133 --> 01:22:43,929
干姊姊
1310
01:22:44,200 --> 01:22:45,929
我现在出去拖延一下那个鬼
1311
01:23:04,120 --> 01:23:07,089
妖孽,你知道我在这儿,你还敢来
1312
01:23:08,892 --> 01:23:12,089
你害死了我们大王,使他永不超生
1313
01:23:12,595 --> 01:23:16,554
我要你们几个人陪他下去阿鼻地狱
1314
01:23:16,800 --> 01:23:19,166
放肆,我劝你快点走
1315
01:23:19,202 --> 01:23:20,794
不要在大厦作恶了
1316
01:23:20,837 --> 01:23:22,828
否则我请钟馗菩萨来收拾你
1317
01:23:23,940 --> 01:23:27,205
小女孩,你的法力还很肤浅
1318
01:23:27,877 --> 01:23:29,579
我闻惯了血腥味
1319
01:23:29,579 --> 01:23:31,982
一点点的血腥味我也闻得到
1320
01:23:31,982 --> 01:23:34,450
现在你的月经来了,是不是
1321
01:23:35,085 --> 01:23:37,153
你已经没有法力了
1322
01:23:37,153 --> 01:23:40,179
你还敢在这儿装模作样来吓唬我
1323
01:23:40,223 --> 01:23:41,690
有胆就上前三步
1324
01:23:56,006 --> 01:23:58,907
小女孩,你害怕了吗
1325
01:24:26,803 --> 01:24:27,827
不要啊
1326
01:24:35,745 --> 01:24:37,713
怎么我的脚突然这么厉害
1327
01:24:37,847 --> 01:24:39,315
哦,我想起来了
1328
01:24:39,315 --> 01:24:41,977
上一次看相的不是说你脚踏六星
乞丐之命
1329
01:24:42,018 --> 01:24:43,576
刚才无缘无故刺了一个洞
1330
01:24:43,620 --> 01:24:45,520
现在是七颗星,你变成皇帝命了
1331
01:24:47,757 --> 01:24:48,815
怎么回事
1332
01:24:51,461 --> 01:24:54,157
洞就要塌了,快走,快走
1333
01:24:54,397 --> 01:24:57,594
快,快呀
1334
01:25:02,305 --> 01:25:04,830
快,快,快
1335
01:25:05,842 --> 01:25:07,639
就要塌了,快走呀
1336
01:25:12,982 --> 01:25:15,007
舅舅,快
1337
01:25:20,056 --> 01:25:21,080
这边有个洞
1338
01:25:21,458 --> 01:25:23,426
不是这一个,你别见洞就钻
1339
01:25:23,493 --> 01:25:24,221
那一个
1340
01:25:26,696 --> 01:25:27,560
快进去
1341
01:26:09,539 --> 01:26:12,064
阿帮 你站稳了,站稳了
1342
01:26:15,645 --> 01:26:17,636
诶,我救了你的棒槌
1343
01:26:21,084 --> 01:26:23,450
阿帮,阿帮
1344
01:26:32,362 --> 01:26:34,887
阿帮,阿帮 怎么了
1345
01:26:35,331 --> 01:26:37,492
不知道为什么棒槌又掉进去了
阿帮
1346
01:26:40,203 --> 01:26:41,693
已经没有时间了
1347
01:26:41,738 --> 01:26:43,501
用人当绳子,小雪,你下去吧
1348
01:26:49,312 --> 01:26:50,108
你抓紧了
1349
01:26:52,682 --> 01:26:53,580
阿帮
1350
01:26:55,151 --> 01:26:56,209
上来呀
1351
01:27:00,323 --> 01:27:03,724
阿帮,快点,快点
1352
01:27:51,674 --> 01:27:54,199
今天晚上我会来找你们
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