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-[snoring]
-[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[Paddy] It all started,
as some good things do,
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on a bleak and rainy day.
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In the Arbuckle house, a man named Jon
was concerned about his cat.
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I don't know what it is, Liz.
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He's just been moping around,
looking kind of glum.
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I don't think he's sick or anything.
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What did you mean, when you said
he has no enthusiasm?
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-[Garfield groaning]
-Watch. I'll show you.
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Garfield,
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I'm baking a ton of sausage lasagna.
Aren't you excited?
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-[Garfield groaning]
-[Jon sighing]
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You're right.
Something's very, very wrong.
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And I have no idea what it is.
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Even if I could
talk and tell you, Jon,
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you wouldn't understand
because I don't understand.
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It's like I don't even matter.
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All I do is eat and sleep
and eat and sleep.
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[Odie muttering]
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Oh, yeah. I also throw the stick
so Odie can fetch it.
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How meaningful.
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[soft whining]
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[Garfield sighing]
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[Odie muttering]
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[Paddy] And a little while later,
the rain had stopped,
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as the rain always does.
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Garfield had been
cooped up inside for days
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so he decided to go out
for a little walk.
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But he headed for the end
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of maybe the most spectacular rainbow
anyone had ever seen.
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And what do you suppose
was at the end of that rainbow?
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[magical music]
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Why, me of course.
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Top o' the cartoon to you, folks!
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The name's O'Furniture,
but you can call me Paddy.
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[screaming]
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[thudding]
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Greetings, Garfield. Remember me?
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The great maker of magic
back in season two?
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If you're so good at magic,
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how come you haven't gotten yourself
on the show since then?
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You haven't needed me since then.
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And need me he did.
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Garfield told me
how he'd been feeling lately.
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Like his life was boring
and didn't matter.
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It's like it wouldn't have made a bit
of difference if I'd never been born.
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It would have made a big difference.
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Oh yeah?
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Tell me one thing that would have
been different if I'd never existed.
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I'll do better than that.
I'll show you.
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[gasping] Where are we going?
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To a world where you never existed!
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[Garfield screaming]
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[magical music]
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We're here.
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No. We're there.
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There is not here.
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We're in a world
exactly like the one you lived in,
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except you've never lived in it.
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Oh. There's the mailman.
I'll scare him.
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That always makes me feel better.
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[screaming]
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He can't see us.
He can't hear us either.
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Remember, in this world
you never existed.
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Ouch!
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[little old lady ] Oh, thank you,
Mr. Post.
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Here you go, Mrs. Goodrich.
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Who's that woman living in our house?
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It's not your house in this world.
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Is that other letter for me?
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Nope. It's for Mr. Arbuckle.
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He's the fellow
who owned this house before you.
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He lives over in a mansion
on the west side now.
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"Mansion?"
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Come on. I'll show ye.
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A lot of things are different
because you aren't around.
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[chuckling] Apparently.
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Wow. How is Jon able
to afford a place like this?
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Mainly it's the money he's saving
by not having to feed a cat.
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Ouch.
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[gasping]
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[intriguing music]
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[muttering]
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You want someone to throw the stick
so you can fetch it, boy?
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Oh, Daws!
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Stick-throwing duty again, sir?
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Please.
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Very well. Here, Odie.
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I shall throw the stick
and you can fetch it.
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[barking happily]
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Again and again and again.
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They don't seem to need me.
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Hey. Arlene!
She always seemed to need me.
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Let's go see.
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Oh, Bruno, you always
make me feel so beautiful.
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[gasping]
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Let's go to the park
and we can sit under the trees.
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Arlene and Bruno?
Boy, I really don't matter.
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No, Garfield. I brought you here
to make you realize
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you matter for many reasons
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and one in particular.
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-Well, I haven't seen...
-[crowd screaming]
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Hey? What's going on?
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[journalist] A state of emergency
has been declared
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for the entire world.
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It was announced moments ago
by President Jim Davis.
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"President Jim Davis?"
Jim is president in this world?
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Oi, he doesn't have
your comic strip to draw.
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Wow. I hope he doesn't mind
the loss of prestige.
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[journalist] Scientists report
the impending invasion
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by warriors from the planet Parma,
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a world where
people all resemble Earth lasagnas.
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[groaning]
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This telescopic footage shot
just moments ago
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shows the invasion forces
who intend to enslave us all.
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[dramatic music]
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-[gasping]
-They will be landing any minute now.
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[crowd gasping]
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And President Davis urges all
to remain calm.
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[chuckling] In these horrifying times,
it is important
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that everyone remains calm and cool,
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even though we're all doomed!
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Doomed, I tell you! Doomed!
[screaming]
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[crowd screaming]
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[ominous music]
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People of Earth! Bow down
before your new masters.
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You will work for us.
You will obey us.
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And you will not eat anything
that looks like us.
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Isn't there anyone who can stop them?
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There is no one in this world
who can stop them.
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Hold the phone! I can stop them.
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You can't, Garfield.
You were never born, remember?
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But you can fix that! Make me real!
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Quick! Before my favorite food
conquers my favorite planet.
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Make me really exist here.
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Well, I shouldn't...
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but I guess this is an emergency.
-[fingers snapping]
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[gasping]
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There seems to be no one in this world
who dares stand against us.
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[Garfield] I dare to stand against you!
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[growling]
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[laughing] A cat?
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One lone cat thinks he can defeat
the awesome forces of Parma?
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Private Provolone!
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Scan the memory cells
of this impudent one
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and show me what he is capable of!
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Yes, General Gorgonzola.
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[suspenseful music]
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This will show us what he has done
so we may see he is no threat to us.
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[gasping]
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[gasping]
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[soldiers screaming]
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[dramatic music]
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Oh, I want to get a copy of this
on Blu-Ray.
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General! We cannot defeat
such a monster!
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What are we going to do?
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I will tell you what we do!
Retreat! [screaming]
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-[alarm blaring]
-[screaming]
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[chuckling]
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-He got rid of the lasagna people!
-[cheering]
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[cheering]
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Hey, maybe I can make a difference
in this world after all!
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[soft music]
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[fingers snapping]
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[crowd gasping]
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Hey! Why did you drag me away
from my adoring public?
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Because you don't belong
in this reality.
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You said you'd show me
a special reason why I mattered.
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Was that it? Me saving the world?
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No, that wasn't it,
but we'll get to it.
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Did you enjoy having my butler throw
the stick so you could fetch it, boy?
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[Odie muttering]
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[sighing]
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I know how you feel.
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It's not the same as having
a playmate in the family.
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I've been thinking.
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Maybe we should have
someone else here. Maybe a cat.
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[Odie barking]
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[gasping]
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Oh, but it couldn't be just any cat.
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To fit in with us, it would have
to be a very special cat.
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Smart, funny...
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[Jon sighing] I don't think there's
a cat like that in the entire world!
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Yes, there is! Me! Me, me, me!
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[moaning]
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Is that the thing you wanted
to show me that proves I'm needed?
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No. Come with me.
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[magical music]
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I thought you and Bruno
were sweet on each other.
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We were.
But he's just not right for me.
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The guy I want has to be one of
a kind, with a great sense of humor.
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Someone orange with black stripes.
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Someone I could do things for, like
maybe make lasagna if he liked it.
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Whoo! That's me! I like lasagna!
I'm all those things!
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Is that the thing you wanted
to show me that proves I'm needed?
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[magical music]
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Vito's pizzeria is out of business?
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How did this happen?
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Do not be sad, Vito.
You are a great cook.
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It is not your fault
business was so poor.
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If only I'd had
one more regular customer!
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One who ate fifty pizzas a week.
[crying]
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Without me,
Vito would have to close down.
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So that's the thing you wanted to
show me that proves I'm needed?
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No. Come with me.
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[magical music]
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[screaming]
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Garfield,
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you know all those people
out there watching this show?
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If you didn't exist, you know what
they'd be looking at right now?
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No. What?
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This.
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[static noise]
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They're still watching.
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Because you matter.
To them, anyway.
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Wow. I guess I do.
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I think it's time you went home
to the place where you belong.
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Bye now.
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[gasping]
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[cheerful music]
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Hi, Garfield.
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I'll be ready on time
for our date tonight.
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Date tonight?
Oh yeah sure, Arlene. Sure.
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-What?
-[Odie muttering]
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Oh, sure, boy. Sure.
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[barking happily]
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[sighing happily]
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I matter. You do, too.
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And I hope you don't have to go
through what I went through to know it.
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[barking happily]
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[cheerful music]
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[upbeat music]
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