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-[snoring]
-[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[Jon] Look at all the people waiting
to get into Mama Meany's pizzeria.
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Vito... where are all your customers?
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Over at Mama Meany's. Where else?
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[laughing]
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Signore Meany, Vito is not selling
his ristorante to you.
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[Eddie Gourmand] This is a tree
that grows...
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Wait for it... lasagna!
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[in unison] Lasagna?
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Oh, I love trees.
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[TV announcer] We now return you to
Eddie Gourmand's World of Food.
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Hurry. Go right to the part
about the tree that grows lasagna.
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I'm coming to you live
from a small city in Italy.
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I'm not allowed to tell you
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exactly where in Italy I am,
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but it's wonderful here.
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And the most wonderful thing is this.
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This is it. The lasagna tree!
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A tree that actually grows lasagna.
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It's the only one
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in the whole world.
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How soon can we go there?
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We have video
of them harvesting the crop.
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Here you see the lasagna harvest.
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They have to pick them in the morning,
when the buds are fully open.
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We'll head straight for the airport.
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I don't need to pack.
I don't wear clothes.
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Sometimes, a harvester will decide
that a lasagna is not quite ripe yet,
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so he'll leave it on the tree
for a few more days.
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[ominous music]
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The rats let us down, Louie.
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That's the trouble with rats.
They're all rats.
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Even act like rats.
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Nope, you can't trust rats.
Now, squirrels...
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Shut up, Louie.
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I'm shutting up.
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We have to shut this place down
or Mr. Mama Meany will be so...
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Hey!
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No pizzeria could stay in business long
without its delivery truck.
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You think you know how to sabotage it?
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Sure thing, Gruber.
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Good. Get to work.
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And when you're done,
I'll order us a couple pizzas.
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[cackling]
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It's the best lasagna
I have ever tasted
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anywhere!
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It's even better
than my previous favorite,
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the lasagna back home at Vito's Pizzeria.
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Better than mine?
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[phone ringing]
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Better than mine?
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No one's lasagna
is better than yours, Vito.
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But answer the phone.
It could be a customer.
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A customer?
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It has been so long
since I had one, I almost forgot.
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Vito's Pizzeria. Vito at your service.
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[high-pitched voice] Hello? How fast
can you make five pizzas?
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How fast can I make five pizzas?
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That fast. Where do I deliver them?
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Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.
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Vito will be there faster
than you can say "hold the anchovies!"
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[cheerful music]
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-[sniffing]
-[sad music]
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You want to keep Vito company
on a ride, little pussygato?
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Why not? I love the smell
of warm mozzarella in the afternoon.
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[cheerful music]
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[lively music]
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Come on! I want to see the crash
for myself!
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[lively music continues]
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[Angelica] Lasagna growing on trees.
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The most ridiculous thing
I ever heard of.
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But you saw it. They showed it on TV.
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And no one on TV
ever lies about anything.
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Unless they're selling something
or running for something...
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Odie! You believe in the lasagna tree,
don't you?
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[muttering]
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But it was on TV. If they said it on TV,
it must be true.
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[lively music]
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I must somehow get to Italy.
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I must see for myself
this incredible lasagna tree.
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Lasagna tree... That's the best thing
I ever heard in my life.
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[lively music continues]
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[screaming]
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Oh no! My brakes do not work!
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His brakes do not work.
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That's the worst thing
I ever heard in my...
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[gasping] His brakes don't work!
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[suspenseful music]
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[tires screeching]
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[gasping]
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[suspenseful music continues]
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So we wreck his truck and then if
does get any customers, he can't deliver
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so he goes out of business
and Mama Meany...
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Shut up, Louie.
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I'm shutting up.
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They're just ahead up there.
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Pussygato! What should I do?
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Try to hit something soft and cheap.
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I hope we're not going to do the bit
they do in every crummy car chase scene
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where the car
hits a fruit vendor's pushcart.
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Oh no! It is one of those crummy
car chase scenes
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where the car
hits a fruit vendor's pushcart!
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[honking]
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[screaming]
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[sighing with relief]
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Wow. I was afraid this was one
of those crummy car chase scenes
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where the car
hits a fruit vendor's pushcart!
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[groaning]
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I knew this was one of those crummy
car chase scenes
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where the car hits
a fruit vendor's pushcart!
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[screaming]
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Garfield! Do something
that will help the situation.
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I will.
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[eating sounds]
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Well, if we do crash, you don't want
all this pizza to go to waste, do you?
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[screaming]
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I meant, do something to perhaps
stop us from crashing.
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Oh, yeah.
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That would be a good idea,
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I suppose.
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[screaming]
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Well, this is an emergency...
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So how about using this thing
called an emergency brake?
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Oh, yes. [chuckling]
That is one way to do it.
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Louie! Look out!
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I can't see!
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I got fruit cocktail
all over the windshield.
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[Meany] Good work.
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I like that new artificial
cheese substitute you're using.
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We're making the breadsticks
out of Styrofoam
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and for the spaghetti,
I'm just boiling twine.
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[tires screeching]
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[screaming]
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[crashing]
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I had fruit cocktail all over my window
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and there were bananas
flying every which way...
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Louie...
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I'm shutting up.
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[growling]
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[Jon] Ah! For the eighty third time, no!
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We are not going to Italy.
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But the lasagna tree!
I must find the lasagna tree.
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Good night, Garfield.
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You want to go find the lasagna tree,
don't you, Odie?
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Oh!
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He doesn't believe it's real.
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But you do, Squeak.
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Well, I'm a mouse. We believe
in anything that involves cheese.
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Eddie Gourmand's doing live remotes
from that place I want to be.
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I'm talking with the chief lasagna
farmer here, Nunzio Cappelletti.
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What's the hardest part
of lasagna farming, Nunzio?
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I would say... keeping
your ricotta cheese watered.
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It needs to stay moist
if you want to have a lasagna tree.
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At least Mama Meany didn't fire us.
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He will if we don't close down
Vito's soon.
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And now he wants us to find out something
about some sort of lasagna tree.
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Let's see what they're up to...
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But I must go and try
and find the lasagna tree.
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But it can't be real.
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And even if it is, you have no idea
where it is in Italy.
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Italy is a big country...
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If there is better lasagna than mine,
I must find it and learn the secret.
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[Eddie Gourmand] Does the tree grow them
sun-dried, Nunzio?
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"Nunzio?"
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The tree somehow creates tomato sauce
and then I guess the sun dries it...
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Angelica! That's Nunzio!
My worthless, dishonest cousin Nunzio!
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Now, I have a lead on
where to find the lasagna tree!
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First thing in the morning,
you drive me to the airport.
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I will go there and find
the lasagna tree! I am sure of it!
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And I'm sure we'll be right behind.
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[cackling]
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I'll be back tomorrow and the day after
and the day after
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with more about this amazing plant.
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Bye for now!
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So Garfield...
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if you did go find the lasagna tree,
what's the first thing you'd say?
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The first thing I'd say? Hmm...
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I'm imagining being there,
being in front of the lasagna tree...
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Surrounded by lasagna
growing everywhere...
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♪ Here it can be like paradise ♪
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♪ And for more reasons than the view ♪
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♪ To visit here at any price ♪
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♪ Will make all of your dreams
come true ♪
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♪ Bella, bella Italia ♪
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♪ Bella, bella ♪
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♪ In the land of Italy ♪
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♪ Women dress so prettily ♪
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♪ There is much to fill your heart ♪
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♪ Fine museums full of art ♪
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♪ People greet you on the street ♪
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♪ Genuinely pleased to meet ♪
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♪ Buildings filled with mystery ♪
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♪ Mankind's home ♪
♪ Ancient Rome ♪
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♪ It is all history ♪
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♪ So if you have time to spend ♪
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♪ Come to the land where pasta grew ♪
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♪ Your trip to Italy, my friend ♪
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♪ Will make all of your dreams
come true ♪
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♪ Bella, bella Italia ♪
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♪ Bella, bella ♪
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[Squeak] So you didn't answer
my question.
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What?
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If you did come across a lasagna tree,
what's the first thing you'd say?
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The first thing I'd say?
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Mmhhh.
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The first thing I'd say would be...
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timber!
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But it looks like
that's not gonna happen.
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Good night, Squeak.
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Good night, Garfield.
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[cheerful music]
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Farewell, my love.
I will call or write.
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I will tell you every step
of how I find the lasagna tree.
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[suspenseful music]
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[doorbell ringing]
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[Jon] I'm coming, I'm coming!
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Who could it be
at this hour of the morning?
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Angelica?
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Signore Arbuckle... Jon...
I didn't know who else to come to.
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I am worried Vito may be in great danger.
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I need...
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He needs your help.
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-Odie?
-[muttering]
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I may not get up today.
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There's a lasagna tree on this planet
and I'm never gonna get to go there.
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Never gonna get to taste
the best lasagna in the whole world.
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[whining]
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Guys, pack whatever you need to take.
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We're going to Italy.
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We are?
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[joyful music]
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All packed!
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Oh, wait.
I may need to do a little chopping.
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[upbeat music]
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