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-[snoring]
-[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[Jon] Garfield!
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You've done it this time!
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[crashing and thudding]
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I prepared
a wonderful dinner for tonight
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and you ate the entire thing for lunch!
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I had to! I ate what you made for lunch
for breakfast!
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Don't blame me
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because you're a meal behind.
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[Odie yowling]
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[Jon] Do you know what I'm gonna do
when I get my hands on you?
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Yes. That's why I'm running.
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Don't go into the kitchen!
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I just washed the floor in ther--
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[screaming]
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[thudding]
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[Jon] Help!
[moaning in pain]
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-[barking]
-Hmm.
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[moaning]
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So now,
what are we going to do for dinner?
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[whimsical music]
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-Vito's?
-[muttering agreement]
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-Is there any point in me objecting?
-[muttering disagreement]
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[sighing] Let's go to Vito's.
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-Vito's. What a fine idea.
-[Odie muttering]
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[cheerful music]
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-Almost there, guys.
-"Almost" doesn't get you pizza.
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[Odie panting]
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[Odie barking]
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[cheerful music continues]
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Wow. Look at all the people waiting
to get into Mama Meany's pizzeria.
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Think how long the line would be
if the food there was any good.
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If that place is crowded,
I'll bet Vito's is packed.
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-[wind howling]
-[gasping in surprise]
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[sighing sadly]
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Vito... Where are all your customers?
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Over at Mama Meany's. Where else?
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Business has been terrible for weeks.
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Months.
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[Odie muttering]
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That's Vito's girlfriend, Angelica.
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She was in an episode season before last.
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[Odie muttering]
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But Vito... why?
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Your food is so good
and Mama Meany's is so... so...
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[Garfield] I'll tell you how bad it is.
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-I won't eat it.
-[Odie muttering]
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Well, I won't have seconds.
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Mama Meany!
He steals customers away from me
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and every great artist
of Italian food around the world.
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It is his commercials.
They are dazzling. Hypnotic.
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Gee, I'd like to see one of those.
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-When is one on?
-When is one not on?
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There's probably one on TV
right this minute.
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For the best Italian food
in the world, go to Mama Meany's!
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Want the best Italian food anywhere?
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Then go see Mama Meany!
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♪ If you are craving
some great fettuccine ♪
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♪ You need to visit
your friend Mama Meany ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, Mama Meany ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, Mama, Mama Meany ♪
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♪ While you are there,
try his great raviolis ♪
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♪ And for dessert,
have a dozen cannolis ♪
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♪ For great tortellini ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, it's Mama Meany ♪
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♪ -Oh, Mama Meany
-Oh, rigatoni ♪
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♪ -Oh, Mama Meany
-Oh, cannelloni ♪
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♪ -Oh, Mama Meany
-Oh, macaroni ♪
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All major credit cards accepted!
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♪ Mama Meany, Mama Meany
Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama Meany ♪
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♪ For the best linguini ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, it's Mama Meany ♪
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Call me Mama!
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[gasping]
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Coming up next...
Eddie Gourmand's World of Food!
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Join Eddie as he shows you
the most amazing tree in the world:
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a tree that grows la--
[shutting down the TV]
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Gee...
We ought to go eat at Mama Meany's.
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-The food looks so good.
-[Odie whining]
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You see what happens? Even you forget
what good Italian cooking is like.
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-[in unison] But Vito's pizza is better!
-[Odie growling]
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All the little restaurants
are going out of business...
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or Mama Meany is taking them over.
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-[door opening]
-That's because they're smart.
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And if you're smart, you'll take
my offer and sell me this place
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before it winds up being a dry cleaner.
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[gasping] Mama Meany!
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Every pound of him!
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No, signore Meany.
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Vito is not selling
his ristorante to you.
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Not now, not ever.
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[cackling] We'll see about that.
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Gruber! Louie!
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-Right here, Mr. Meany.
-Yeah. Right here, Mr. Meany.
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Your special operatives are right here
to do whatever you need us to do
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whenever you need us to--
-Louie, shut up!
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-I'm shutting up.
-Oh!
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I've told you boys a thousand times.
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-Call me Mama.
-[both] Yes, Mama.
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Show him my offer
for this failing restaurant.
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[both] Yes, Mama.
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I do not care what you offer me.
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Vito is an artist.
Vito paints in marinara.
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Vito sculpts in pasta.
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I will not sell out
for any amount of money.
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-[cackling]
-[gold glimmering]
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[gasping]
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[gasping]
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Vito!
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Sell me the place and it's yours.
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-What do you say?
-[ominous music]
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[sighing]
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-[gasping]
-[teeth chattering]
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I will tell you what I say...
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[laughing]
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[suspenseful music]
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-[Odie whining]
-I say...
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Get out of my ristorante!
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-[gasping]
-[ominous music]
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[groaning]
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[cheering] Come on, Odester. Looks like
this place has become self-service.
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[Vito] This is my ristorante
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and it will never be your ristorante.
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Get out! Get out and stay out!
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If I can't buy him, the next best thing
is to put him out of business.
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Gruber, do what you have to.
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I'm going to go inspect one of
my thousands of restaurants worldwide.
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Yes sir, Mama.
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Louie, the rats!
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Oh, boy! The rats!
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Hello? Board of Health? I'd like to
report a restaurant that's full of rats.
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It's a major health hazard.
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When did I first notice this?
Oh, in about two minutes.
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You'll be right over? Good.
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[tires screeching]
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-Okay, come on, guys!
-[rats chattering]
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You have work to do.
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[chattering]
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Angelica, my love.
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You do believe I am right
to turn down all that money...
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-Vito...
-You do not believe I am right?
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You are a fine man, Vito.
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It's just... we have not had one customer
eating here for days...
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[gobbling]
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[gobbling]
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We have not had one human customer
eating here for days.
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[sighing]
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I do not give up.
I just have to cook so well
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that in spite of Mama Meany's
advertising,
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people will flock here.
What do you say to that?
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I say...
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[screaming] Rats!
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[laughing]
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-[lively music]
-[chattering]
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[laughing]
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Rats? There has never been a rat
in Vito's Pizzeria.
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There will never be a rat
in Vito's Pizzeria.
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I will get you more bread
in one moment, signore.
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I do not understand why she-- [screaming]
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Hey, will you hold it down?
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There are animals here trying to eat.
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[gasping] Vito! There are rats running
all over your restaurant!
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Dozens of them!
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A cat! I need to find a cat
to get rid of these rodents.
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Where am I going to find a cat?
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[Garfield gobbling]
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Sorry. I don't do that kind of work.
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[lively music continues]
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[siren wailing]
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[tires screeching]
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-[gasping]
-[ominous music]
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[laughing]
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Vito! The inspector from the Board
of Health just pulled up outside!
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[gasping] The Health Inspector!
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If he comes in here
and sees all these rats--
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Garfield's great at rodents.
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It's been years since I've seen
a single mouse in our home.
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-You don't know where to look.
-Garfield!
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We'll keep the Health Inspector outside
while you get rid of the rats.
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Come on, Vito!
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[sighing] Hey, you.
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Any chance of you guys all leaving
if I ask politely?
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No.
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[groaning]
Odie, I'm gonna do what I can here,
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but I need to send you out
on a special mission.
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-[Odie muttering]
-All right now.
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Listen carefully.
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[whispering]
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But I'm just here to check on a report
of rats in your restaurant, Vito...
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[laughing] Rats in my ristorante?
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[laughing] No! You did not see any rats
inside, did you, signore Arbuckle?
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Rats? [laughing nervously] In there?
Oh, no!
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No, I saw a lot of cheese but no rats.
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-[door opening]
-[Odie barking]
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[Jon screaming]
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[suspenseful music]
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[hubbub]
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-[suspenseful music]
-[Garfield screaming]
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[Odie barking]
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[tires screeching]
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Maybe I can scare them out of here.
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[making scary sounds]
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[meowing]
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Yawn. Are you quite finished?
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Mmm. Not bad.
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[suspenseful music continues]
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[Odie muttering]
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If Garfield needs me, I'm there!
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Give me a lift. Hiyo, Odie! Away!
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[Odie barking]
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[Garfield panting]
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[Odie barking]
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-[laughing]
-It's no use.
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I wasn't cut out to chase anything moving
faster than a grilled cheese sandwich.
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[singing operatically]
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I'm sorry. I'd like to stay and listen,
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but I have to go inside
and look for rats.
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[laughing nervously]
Just one more aria, please.
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Lennie! I thought you were gonna get out
of the restaurant closing business.
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Squeak, whadda ya want? I'm a rat.
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Let's you and me have
a little vermin to vermin talk.
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Now listen, change is good, you know...
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Enough of this!
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I'm going in to look for rats.
And if I see so much as one rat,
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I'm closing this place down.
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[gasping]
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[Garfield moaning]
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[suspenseful music]
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[alarm beeping]
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What was that complaint about?
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There are no rats in here.
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There aren't?
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I mean, there aren't. Of course.
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There has never been a rat
in Vito's ristorante.
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[gasping]
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Good work, Squeak.
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How'd you get your friend
to go along with it?
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-Well, I promised him 20 pizzas.
-Huh?
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Yeah. Thanks for sharing
half your lunch with us, Garfield.
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[growling]
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[whimsical music]
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I'll look around a bit, but I can tell
there have never been any rats in here.
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[sighing in relief] Your restaurant
is saved, Vito.
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[sighing]
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Not from bankruptcy.
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I still have no customers.
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You know, I've been thinking.
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Maybe you could get Eddie Gourmand
to give you a great review.
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His new TV show
is seen all over the world.
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It's worth a try.
His show is on right this minute.
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On my show tonight, people,
I'm going to tell you
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about the most amazing tree in the world.
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Tree? Who cares about a tree?
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[Odie muttering]
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Well, of course, you're a dog.
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But there's nothing about trees
I find interesting.
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This is a tree that grows - wait for it -
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lasagna!
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[in unison] Lasagna?
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Oh, I love trees.
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And I'll tell you all about the lasagna
tree right after this commercial.
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[gasping] You're not going to stop
for a commercial now?
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[upbeat music]
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