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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:18,714 --> 00:00:20,387 Then I was gonna suggest that place, Margo, 1 00:00:20,411 --> 00:00:22,065 because it's like kind of perfect vibes. 2 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:25,199 Like, it's not too romantic, but it's like not boring. 3 00:00:25,242 --> 00:00:27,027 It's for sure trendy without being like, 4 00:00:27,070 --> 00:00:28,071 oh my God, she's so la. 5 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:29,551 You know what I mean? 6 00:00:29,594 --> 00:00:31,118 But the food's not that good, 7 00:00:31,161 --> 00:00:32,921 and I wasn't sure if you were gonna wanna get food. 8 00:00:32,945 --> 00:00:34,445 And then I was like, oh, I don't want them to think 9 00:00:34,469 --> 00:00:35,992 like I have bad taste in food. 10 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:39,300 Oh, did you wanna get food? 11 00:00:40,388 --> 00:00:42,129 No, no, I'm good. 12 00:00:42,172 --> 00:00:43,434 And I like this place. 13 00:00:43,478 --> 00:00:44,522 Okay, cool. 14 00:00:44,566 --> 00:00:45,567 Yeah, me too. 15 00:00:46,872 --> 00:00:48,178 Am I being awkward? 16 00:00:48,222 --> 00:00:49,310 No. 17 00:00:49,353 --> 00:00:50,353 No, no, not at all. 18 00:00:51,616 --> 00:00:55,229 I think I just feel awkward because I ordered a drink 19 00:00:55,272 --> 00:01:00,277 and then you ordered water and no, I'm like spiraling. 20 00:01:00,799 --> 00:01:03,585 So are you sure you don't wanna get a drink? 21 00:01:03,628 --> 00:01:04,716 No. 22 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:05,978 No, I'm sure. 23 00:01:06,022 --> 00:01:07,022 Okay. 24 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,068 Whatever you say. 25 00:01:11,201 --> 00:01:12,376 I'm six months sober. 26 00:01:13,769 --> 00:01:14,769 Oh. 27 00:01:17,599 --> 00:01:18,904 Congratulations. 28 00:01:18,948 --> 00:01:19,948 Thanks. 29 00:01:26,042 --> 00:01:28,044 Leo. 30 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:29,785 Wait, where are we going? 31 00:01:29,828 --> 00:01:30,916 We're almost there. 32 00:01:32,222 --> 00:01:34,094 Oh, seriously, where are you taking me? 33 00:01:34,137 --> 00:01:35,182 We're almost there. 34 00:01:38,359 --> 00:01:39,186 Oh my God. 35 00:01:39,229 --> 00:01:40,970 You like have a boat? 36 00:01:41,013 --> 00:01:42,624 You live on a boat? 37 00:01:45,975 --> 00:01:46,975 Oh my God. 38 00:01:51,894 --> 00:01:54,549 Oh my God. 39 00:01:54,592 --> 00:01:56,028 Rose petals? 40 00:01:56,072 --> 00:01:57,856 That's just like season four episode seven 41 00:01:57,900 --> 00:01:59,249 of "Love is Deaf." 42 00:02:00,468 --> 00:02:03,035 You remembered. 43 00:02:03,079 --> 00:02:03,993 No, no, no, no. 44 00:02:04,036 --> 00:02:04,994 The pink ones are the best ones. 45 00:02:05,037 --> 00:02:06,256 I'm not budging on this. 46 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:07,344 The red is better. 47 00:02:07,388 --> 00:02:08,432 You're so wrong. 48 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:09,694 I'm wrong? 49 00:02:09,738 --> 00:02:10,976 You don't even know how wrong you are. 50 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,610 You don't even know how wrong you are. 51 00:02:14,873 --> 00:02:16,005 Sorry, I gotta take this. 52 00:02:16,048 --> 00:02:17,615 Oh, okay. 53 00:02:17,659 --> 00:02:19,356 Dude, you gotta relax. 54 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:22,751 I will personally see to it that his asshole is torn apart. 55 00:02:22,794 --> 00:02:24,753 No, I'm on a date right now. 56 00:02:24,796 --> 00:02:26,058 You wanna talk to her? 57 00:02:26,102 --> 00:02:27,669 Okay, fine. 58 00:02:27,712 --> 00:02:29,845 Hey, can you just say, "Hi, Cliff?" 59 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:34,415 Hi. 60 00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:35,242 No, we didn't. 61 00:02:35,285 --> 00:02:36,285 No, we're not. 62 00:02:37,592 --> 00:02:38,941 I don't plan to. 63 00:02:39,985 --> 00:02:42,379 I had no idea what I wanted to be when I grew up, 64 00:02:42,423 --> 00:02:44,860 but then when I was 14, I went to go see "The Lion King," 65 00:02:44,903 --> 00:02:47,819 and I was like, wow, I wanna do that. 66 00:02:47,863 --> 00:02:49,343 Yeah, I then saw Santa dude. 67 00:02:49,386 --> 00:02:50,953 I was like, maybe I don't wanna do that. 68 00:02:50,996 --> 00:02:53,434 But then I saw "West Side Story" and I was like, 69 00:02:53,477 --> 00:02:58,134 oh my God, I'm an actor. 70 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,527 Uber's taking a while. 71 00:03:03,748 --> 00:03:05,185 Do you wanna? 72 00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:07,796 Sorry, do you wanna come back to mine for a drink? 73 00:03:14,803 --> 00:03:16,021 No. 74 00:03:16,065 --> 00:03:17,109 Okay. 75 00:03:17,153 --> 00:03:18,153 Yeah. 76 00:03:21,592 --> 00:03:22,854 Yeah, sorry. 77 00:03:22,898 --> 00:03:23,768 That was dumb. 78 00:03:23,812 --> 00:03:24,769 I actually didn't want to. 79 00:03:24,813 --> 00:03:26,467 Oh, perfect. 80 00:03:43,092 --> 00:03:44,963 Did you want like a salad? 81 00:03:45,007 --> 00:03:46,138 I like salad. 82 00:03:46,182 --> 00:03:47,314 You like salad? 83 00:03:47,357 --> 00:03:49,490 I know you got got the green on you. 84 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:51,274 That remind you of salad? 85 00:03:51,318 --> 00:03:52,232 Yeah. 86 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:53,581 Do you wanna get some shots? 87 00:03:53,624 --> 00:03:55,800 - Ooh, shots. - Let's do it. 88 00:03:55,844 --> 00:04:00,849 And I was like, I should audition to be a Disney princess. 89 00:04:02,807 --> 00:04:04,766 Because my eyes are like really big 90 00:04:04,809 --> 00:04:06,028 and wide apart, you know? 91 00:04:06,071 --> 00:04:07,595 Don't it guy look like one? 92 00:04:07,638 --> 00:04:08,596 Yeah. 93 00:04:08,639 --> 00:04:10,032 You kinda look like a prince. 94 00:04:10,075 --> 00:04:13,253 We could be a prince and a princess. 95 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:15,080 That'd be kind of fun. 96 00:04:18,214 --> 00:04:19,214 Okay. 97 00:04:22,436 --> 00:04:24,089 - That's my Uber. - That's your Uber. 98 00:04:24,133 --> 00:04:25,133 Okay. 99 00:04:27,658 --> 00:04:29,051 - Bye. - See ya. 100 00:04:29,094 --> 00:04:30,705 Nice to meet you. 101 00:04:53,118 --> 00:04:55,817 It's to remember me by. 102 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,043 You're not real. 103 00:05:20,668 --> 00:05:22,234 That was the worst date of all time. 104 00:05:22,278 --> 00:05:24,193 Literally, you guys, I'm waking. 105 00:05:29,024 --> 00:05:31,461 - How are you? - You're amazing. 106 00:05:31,505 --> 00:05:32,897 You guys are sucking up now 107 00:05:32,941 --> 00:05:34,484 because you know you're supposed to be here by 10. 108 00:05:34,508 --> 00:05:35,726 - Oh. - What? 109 00:05:35,770 --> 00:05:37,772 We tried so hard to get here on time, 110 00:05:37,815 --> 00:05:40,122 but it just did not align with our journey. 111 00:05:40,165 --> 00:05:42,472 Yes, Dusty had a very aggressive journey last night, 112 00:05:42,516 --> 00:05:44,668 so it made our journey out of the house tonight really hard. 113 00:05:44,692 --> 00:05:45,954 - So hard. - So hard. 114 00:05:45,997 --> 00:05:48,043 - Come on. - Oh my gosh. 115 00:05:49,305 --> 00:05:50,959 I love you and I cherish you. 116 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:52,569 I love you. 117 00:05:52,613 --> 00:05:54,266 I'm literally gonna eat your face. 118 00:05:54,310 --> 00:05:55,616 You're like objectively hot. 119 00:05:55,659 --> 00:05:57,487 Are you Callie Girl? 120 00:05:57,531 --> 00:05:59,184 Oh yeah. 121 00:05:59,228 --> 00:06:00,229 Oh my God. 122 00:06:00,272 --> 00:06:01,273 I'm like such a fan. 123 00:06:01,317 --> 00:06:02,840 I follow you for forever. 124 00:06:02,884 --> 00:06:03,972 I'm so sorry. 125 00:06:04,015 --> 00:06:05,210 You've seen such terrible content. 126 00:06:05,234 --> 00:06:06,366 No, it's not. 127 00:06:06,409 --> 00:06:08,324 Will you take a selfie with me? 128 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,368 Oh, um. 129 00:06:11,675 --> 00:06:13,024 What a bitch. 130 00:06:14,112 --> 00:06:15,200 It's okay. Come on. 131 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:19,074 How do I find not terrible men? 132 00:06:19,117 --> 00:06:20,728 Manifest it, babe. 133 00:06:20,771 --> 00:06:22,793 You gotta put out into the world the energy that you want. 134 00:06:22,817 --> 00:06:24,229 Do you think I'm putting in the world 135 00:06:24,253 --> 00:06:25,602 that I want terrible men? 136 00:06:25,646 --> 00:06:27,561 Oh my gosh. No. 137 00:06:27,604 --> 00:06:28,779 Honestly, maybe. 138 00:06:29,606 --> 00:06:30,606 No. 139 00:06:31,608 --> 00:06:32,608 No, no. 140 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:34,959 No. 141 00:06:35,003 --> 00:06:36,526 Definitely not. 142 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:39,399 But maybe you are getting in your own way. 143 00:06:39,442 --> 00:06:41,139 Wait, what does that mean though? 144 00:06:41,183 --> 00:06:42,445 Are you gonna do at VidCon? 145 00:06:42,489 --> 00:06:43,620 Ah, my God. 146 00:06:43,664 --> 00:06:45,317 I hate that you asked that question 147 00:06:45,361 --> 00:06:46,512 because I can't do the course 148 00:06:46,536 --> 00:06:47,842 I wanted to teach on eyebrows 149 00:06:47,885 --> 00:06:49,254 and what it says about your personality, 150 00:06:49,278 --> 00:06:50,560 because literally, 10 other people 151 00:06:50,584 --> 00:06:51,933 are gonna be doing the same thing. 152 00:06:51,976 --> 00:06:52,890 - Oh yeah. - Okay. 153 00:06:52,934 --> 00:06:54,085 But what if you made it funny? 154 00:06:54,109 --> 00:06:55,434 Yeah, I guess I can make it funny. 155 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:56,522 I think I'm just gonna do a panel on identity 156 00:06:56,546 --> 00:06:58,113 so I can like, phone it in. 157 00:06:58,156 --> 00:07:00,091 Callie, I feel like you should do a speed dating thing 158 00:07:00,115 --> 00:07:01,832 where you host it like your toxic girlfriend. 159 00:07:01,856 --> 00:07:02,857 Oh my God. 160 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:04,293 She's like, "Ah, hi, and welcome. 161 00:07:04,336 --> 00:07:05,425 Shut the fuck down." 162 00:07:05,468 --> 00:07:06,251 No. 163 00:07:06,295 --> 00:07:07,209 That's awesome. 164 00:07:07,252 --> 00:07:08,515 That's me. 165 00:07:08,558 --> 00:07:10,168 I'm not gonna go to VidCon this year. 166 00:07:10,212 --> 00:07:11,300 - Wait, what? - What? 167 00:07:11,343 --> 00:07:12,780 - Why? - You? 168 00:07:12,823 --> 00:07:15,304 No, I just like, I haven't heard anything about it, 169 00:07:15,347 --> 00:07:17,785 and so I feel like I might not be featured this year, 170 00:07:17,828 --> 00:07:18,916 which is fine. 171 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:20,309 Oh my God. 172 00:07:20,352 --> 00:07:22,354 You didn't get the email? 173 00:07:22,398 --> 00:07:23,791 Callie. 174 00:07:23,834 --> 00:07:25,923 I mean, you have been saying you wanna lean more 175 00:07:25,967 --> 00:07:28,056 into hosting anyways, right? 176 00:07:28,099 --> 00:07:30,624 Maybe this is a sign from the universe 177 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:32,756 and like a hosting gig is gonna pop up that weekend. 178 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:34,715 And thank God you weren't committed to VidCon 179 00:07:34,758 --> 00:07:35,977 so you can do it. 180 00:07:36,020 --> 00:07:37,239 So excited for you. 181 00:07:37,282 --> 00:07:38,283 This is great. 182 00:07:38,327 --> 00:07:39,371 Oh my God. 183 00:07:40,198 --> 00:07:41,591 Is that Chantal Diamond Head? 184 00:07:41,635 --> 00:07:42,984 I live for Chantal. 185 00:07:43,027 --> 00:07:43,985 No, no. 186 00:07:44,028 --> 00:07:45,334 I hate the Diamond Head family. 187 00:07:45,377 --> 00:07:46,683 - What? - Okay. 188 00:07:46,727 --> 00:07:48,555 So I on vacation and I met one of them 189 00:07:48,598 --> 00:07:50,818 then I stopped all of them, then I followed all of them, 190 00:07:50,861 --> 00:07:52,012 but then they didn't follow me back. 191 00:07:52,036 --> 00:07:53,560 So I unfollowed them. 192 00:07:53,603 --> 00:07:54,711 And now, I'm in a fight with the whole fucking family. 193 00:07:54,735 --> 00:07:56,258 I don't think it's a fight 194 00:07:56,301 --> 00:07:57,496 if the other person doesn't know that you're fighting. 195 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,304 I think you should go say something. 196 00:07:59,348 --> 00:08:01,611 They should know how bad that they hurted you. 197 00:08:01,655 --> 00:08:03,265 Hold me back, guys. 198 00:08:03,308 --> 00:08:05,006 - Hold me back. - Oh no. 199 00:08:05,049 --> 00:08:05,876 Oh my God. 200 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:06,703 Do it, Dessy. 201 00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:07,661 Don't fight. 202 00:08:07,704 --> 00:08:08,864 Your little bones will break. 203 00:08:09,837 --> 00:08:12,100 Chantal would kick your ass. 204 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:27,855 I keep telling this nim watts. 205 00:08:27,898 --> 00:08:30,553 These shit coins are not a pump and dump. 206 00:08:30,597 --> 00:08:32,599 If you're smart, you play the pump. 207 00:08:34,035 --> 00:08:35,035 You don't care. 208 00:08:37,691 --> 00:08:41,695 I am trying really hard to care. 209 00:08:43,174 --> 00:08:44,174 - Last call. - Oh. 210 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:49,877 Do you wanna get an Uber? 211 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:54,750 Yeah. 212 00:08:55,491 --> 00:08:56,491 Okay. 213 00:08:58,015 --> 00:08:59,800 And then when I was four, I was like, 214 00:08:59,843 --> 00:09:01,671 oh, pizza hurts my stomach. 215 00:09:01,715 --> 00:09:03,978 And I guess that's like when I knew. 216 00:09:04,021 --> 00:09:05,022 This is the dairy? 217 00:09:05,066 --> 00:09:06,197 Yeah. 218 00:09:06,241 --> 00:09:07,895 No, that's what I'm talking about. 219 00:09:07,938 --> 00:09:08,852 I really have to pee. 220 00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:10,419 You ever tried camel's milk? 221 00:09:10,462 --> 00:09:11,289 What? 222 00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:12,334 Camels milk. 223 00:09:12,377 --> 00:09:13,553 No. 224 00:09:13,596 --> 00:09:14,423 What the fuck is up with this guy? 225 00:09:14,466 --> 00:09:15,598 He's back to eight minutes. 226 00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:18,035 Oh my God, I can't, I can't. 227 00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:18,993 I really have to pee. 228 00:09:19,036 --> 00:09:19,863 Can I please go? 229 00:09:19,907 --> 00:09:20,690 We're close. 230 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:22,039 It's an emergency. 231 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:23,214 Sorry, I can't do it. 232 00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:27,741 I'm gonna be right back. 233 00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:28,698 You stay here. 234 00:09:28,742 --> 00:09:29,960 I'm gonna be right back. 235 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:33,137 Hey, mom. 236 00:09:48,936 --> 00:09:50,894 What the fuck? 237 00:09:50,938 --> 00:09:51,852 You're peeing on me. 238 00:09:51,895 --> 00:09:52,722 Stop. 239 00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:54,071 Stop peeing. Stop peeing. 240 00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:54,898 You're peeing on me. 241 00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:55,942 You're peeing on me. 242 00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:58,989 Oh my, you peed on my toes. 243 00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:00,034 You peed on my shoes. 244 00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:01,470 You peed on my toes. 245 00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:05,537 You could be arrested for sex offending peeing outside. 246 00:10:05,561 --> 00:10:06,649 Oh yeah? 247 00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:08,085 - Do you know that? - You couldn't? 248 00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:09,541 When's the last time you were tested for STDs? 249 00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:10,845 You can't get STDs through pee. 250 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:12,394 Oh, don't mansplain STDs to me. 251 00:10:12,437 --> 00:10:13,613 What? 252 00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:15,745 Are you gonna like, clean my toes? 253 00:10:15,789 --> 00:10:16,659 No! 254 00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:18,095 Or apologize or anything? 255 00:10:18,139 --> 00:10:19,793 No, you also peed on me. 256 00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:21,882 Bye. 257 00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:23,405 Thank you for peeing your STDs on me. 258 00:10:23,448 --> 00:10:25,015 I don't have STDs. 259 00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:38,246 Hey, did you guys see a guy? 260 00:10:38,289 --> 00:10:39,289 He's like... 261 00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:41,945 He's like a crypto guy. 262 00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:43,816 Fuck. 263 00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:02,226 Can you call me an Uber? 264 00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:08,972 Hello? 265 00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:13,585 What? 266 00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:15,849 Can you please call me an Uber because my phone's dead 267 00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:17,241 and my friends are gone. 268 00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:20,680 I don't have a phone. 269 00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:21,942 Oh. 270 00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:23,421 How convenient for you. 271 00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:26,207 Fucking asshole. 272 00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:53,887 Are you following me? 273 00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,063 Am I following you? 274 00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:57,586 Yeah, are you following me? 275 00:11:57,629 --> 00:11:59,240 No, no. 276 00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:00,589 No, no. 277 00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:01,958 I just, this is like the only path to walk. 278 00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:02,852 Why are you walking? 279 00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:04,245 Well, my bike broke down. 280 00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:08,857 After you. 281 00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:11,905 Oh my God. 282 00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:13,210 I'm not following you. 283 00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:14,797 Okay, but can you like, walk ahead of me? 284 00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:17,606 'Cause it's freaking me out now. 285 00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:19,086 - I'm freaking you out? - Yeah. 286 00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:20,348 I can feel your eyes. 287 00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:23,351 It's like the beginning of a horror film. 288 00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:24,961 So you're scared of me? 289 00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:25,788 No, I'm not. 290 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:26,615 This is a horror film? 291 00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:28,399 I'm not scared of you. 292 00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:29,705 You're a man walking by. 293 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,489 - I'm scared of men. - Oh. 294 00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:32,839 I'm scared of like, all men. 295 00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:33,622 Right, okay. 296 00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:34,449 All men. 297 00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:35,450 Yeah. 298 00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:36,320 Not just some all men. 299 00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:37,844 And some large women. 300 00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:39,062 What'd you say, large women? 301 00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:40,934 - Some large women, yeah. - Oh, okay. 302 00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:45,436 But seriously, can you walk ahead? 303 00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:46,243 Yeah, absolutely. 304 00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:47,331 I will do that. 305 00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:00,170 - It's weird. - It's weird. 306 00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:01,365 - It's super weird. - Yeah, it's very weird. 307 00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:02,607 Can you just go ahead? 308 00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:05,654 Why, you wanna look at my butt? 309 00:13:06,524 --> 00:13:07,699 Wow. 310 00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:09,112 No, I don't wanna look at your butt. 311 00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:10,050 I can just feel your eyes in the back of my neck. 312 00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:11,616 I'm not even looking at you. 313 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:12,680 You're looking at me, okay. 314 00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:13,836 You're look, you're just... 315 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:14,576 - Just come on. - Yeah, all right. Fine. 316 00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:15,751 Just go the same. 317 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:16,665 Same what? 318 00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:18,536 Walk the same line as me. 319 00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:36,076 You all right? 320 00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:37,119 Yeah. 321 00:13:38,774 --> 00:13:41,124 Wasn't expecting to wear these this long. 322 00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:45,694 I'm Callie. 323 00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:48,697 Leo. 324 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,307 Leo. 325 00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:51,700 Are you cold? 326 00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:52,743 - No. - No? 327 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,595 Do you think you could film me and text it to me? 328 00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:58,750 I really wanna make a video 329 00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:00,274 about how that guy left me at the bar 330 00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:02,754 and then if I could cut to my feet walking in the heels 331 00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:05,192 and then have that mouth filter, you know. 332 00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:06,454 It's the big mouth. 333 00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:08,325 And have them shout, like, "Save us." 334 00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:11,111 But my phone's dead. 335 00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,549 - I could like tag you. - Right. 336 00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:15,767 If you wanted. 337 00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:17,291 Yeah, I just don't have a phone. 338 00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:18,945 Oh, you were serious about that? 339 00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:19,902 Yeah. 340 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,010 What happened to your phone? 341 00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,339 Nothing, I just don't have one. 342 00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:23,427 You don't own a phone? 343 00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:24,385 Nope. 344 00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:25,299 Why don't you own a phone. 345 00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:26,300 I just don't own a phone. 346 00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:27,779 I don't need it. 347 00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:28,737 What do you mean you don't need a phone? 348 00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:29,738 I mean, I don't need a phone. 349 00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:31,174 But how do you like, 350 00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:33,481 call people or look stuff up or get directions? 351 00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:36,614 Or can you even buy anything without a phone? 352 00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:38,703 Do you need to answer these questions individually 353 00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:40,053 or is this like a global sort of? 354 00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:40,880 No, okay. 355 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,055 - Philosophical. - Okay. 356 00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:43,249 Like what do you do for work? 357 00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:45,014 I work on boats. 358 00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:46,058 It's weird. 359 00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:49,671 Okay, so don't they need to call you and be like, 360 00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:54,763 "Hey, can you come work on this boat at 12:15?" 361 00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:56,262 No, it's kinda hard for me to miss an appointment 362 00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:57,722 'cause I live on the dock. 363 00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:58,723 You live on a dock? 364 00:14:58,767 --> 00:14:59,768 Yeah, I live on the dock. 365 00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:00,900 Are you a merman? 366 00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:01,943 No. 367 00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:04,904 Oh my. 368 00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,731 Oh, I'm sorry. 369 00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:07,863 You're homeless? 370 00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:10,779 Are you serious? 371 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:12,912 Are you not homeless? 372 00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,130 No, I live on a boat. 373 00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:19,135 Is that not the same as being homeless? 374 00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:22,225 No. 375 00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:23,270 What do you do for work? 376 00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:24,488 I'm a content creator. 377 00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:25,925 You're a what? 378 00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,361 Yeah, I'm an influencer. 379 00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:28,512 - Run for your life. - Oh my God. 380 00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:31,974 - Nobody's safe. - I didn't say that. 381 00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,802 Sorry your date left you at the bar. 382 00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:34,934 He wasn't my date. 383 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:35,891 He looked like he was your date. 384 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,849 Yeah, well, not everybody's 385 00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:39,590 what everything they look like. 386 00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:44,160 That stuff's all pretty fake, yeah? 387 00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:45,074 What stuff? 388 00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:46,771 Like the influencer stuff? 389 00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,773 It's fake. 390 00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:50,384 Fake, how? 391 00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:51,752 Like when you're talking, it's not really you talking, 392 00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:52,734 it's like a fake you talking. 393 00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:54,431 Ah, no, there's not a fake me. 394 00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:55,693 It's like a persona. 395 00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:56,564 I wouldn't say that there's a fake me. 396 00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:57,782 I talk about my real life. 397 00:15:57,826 --> 00:15:58,740 It's really me. 398 00:15:58,783 --> 00:15:59,784 I don't have any filters. 399 00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:01,961 I vomit everything out. 400 00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:03,266 Would you do that? 401 00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:04,006 - Like in real life. - Why would you do that? 402 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,050 Because I do that. 403 00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:07,899 But when you're talking, you're not talking to anybody. 404 00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:08,793 I'm talking to everybody. 405 00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:09,620 That sounds lonely. 406 00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:10,665 It's not lonely. 407 00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:13,059 Okay, let me ask you something. 408 00:16:13,102 --> 00:16:16,497 When you're selling soap to people, 409 00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:17,977 you believe they should buy that? 410 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,370 No, but everybody knows that. 411 00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:23,634 Everybody knows, oh, that's just how she makes her money. 412 00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:25,201 Like, I'm so sorry. 413 00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:26,942 I'm really sorry for having a job. 414 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:27,899 But it's not just a job. 415 00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:28,639 It sounds like it's your life. 416 00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:30,032 It is just a job. 417 00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:32,513 And I don't sell soap, I've never sold soap. 418 00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:33,688 It's just a job. 419 00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:34,297 Why do you keep checking your phone? 420 00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:35,429 I don't know. 421 00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:36,792 I guess I'm just addicted to work. 422 00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,572 Still walking in the same line. 423 00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:10,811 This is me. 424 00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:15,772 Checks out. 425 00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:21,518 So thank you for walking me home. 426 00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:26,436 The conversation was really weird, but the safety was nice. 427 00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:34,574 Bye. 428 00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:55,368 Thank you. 429 00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:10,034 Oh, bless you. 430 00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:13,864 Okay, now you literally need to tell me everything. 431 00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:16,476 So thank you for walking me home. 432 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:17,519 No. 433 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,742 He's cute. 434 00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:22,893 I suck and put my tongue in that. 435 00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:24,484 Did he sleep over? 436 00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:25,398 Is he circumcised? 437 00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:27,269 No, he walked me home. 438 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:29,271 Why are you watching our ring footage? 439 00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:32,666 Because I don't remember how I got home last night. 440 00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:35,146 So I needed the reading footage to replenish my memory. 441 00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:36,496 Yeah, you came home with me. 442 00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:38,498 Remember you were crying 'cause Jake Gillen all. 443 00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:39,499 Who's the dude, Cal? 444 00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:41,022 He's no one. 445 00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:43,372 He lives on a boat and he doesn't have a phone. 446 00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:44,199 He's super weird. 447 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,374 - Callie. - What? 448 00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:46,419 Did you look at it? 449 00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:47,462 No. 450 00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:50,597 He peed on me. 451 00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,949 I remember when a dude peed on me. 452 00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:56,385 That shit is different. 453 00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:58,605 So we peed on each other in an alley. 454 00:20:58,648 --> 00:20:59,562 Hot. 455 00:20:59,606 --> 00:21:00,563 - So hot. - Really hot. 456 00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:02,304 Did you ask if he has any STDs? 457 00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:04,611 Okay, so what's happening? 458 00:21:04,654 --> 00:21:06,265 I will literally never see him again. 459 00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:07,308 Bummer. 460 00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:12,923 That Thomas guy messaged me again. 461 00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:14,577 Hey, second date. 462 00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:16,840 He asked me for pics. 463 00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:18,320 Gross, always fucking pigs. 464 00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:20,235 I know, but then he asked me out again. 465 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,106 We can't be rewarding that behavior. 466 00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:22,933 But I feel- 467 00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:24,326 No, Callie, no. 468 00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:25,521 Okay, but maybe he was like drunk or something. 469 00:21:25,545 --> 00:21:26,826 No, we don't make excuses for boys. 470 00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:29,897 But like I could give him a second chance. 471 00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:30,941 Yeah, maybe. 472 00:21:30,985 --> 00:21:32,595 - Not maybe, no. - Not maybe, no. 473 00:21:32,639 --> 00:21:33,422 Gross, ew. 474 00:21:33,466 --> 00:21:34,467 Oh, Dessa. 475 00:21:40,473 --> 00:21:41,604 I'm gonna be alone forever. 476 00:21:41,648 --> 00:21:43,389 Not forever. 477 00:21:43,432 --> 00:21:44,432 Just for now. 478 00:22:16,465 --> 00:22:17,945 Oh my God. Yum. 479 00:22:17,988 --> 00:22:20,339 Okay, not only, fuck. 480 00:22:23,864 --> 00:22:25,213 Oh my God. Yum. 481 00:22:25,256 --> 00:22:28,303 Not only is Wow Walk so freaking good, you guys. 482 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,653 It's made with all natural ingredients. 483 00:22:32,742 --> 00:22:33,742 Mmm. 484 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:05,079 Sorry, I got stuck in traffic. 485 00:23:05,122 --> 00:23:05,949 That's okay, hun. 486 00:23:05,993 --> 00:23:07,168 We're glad you made it. 487 00:23:11,694 --> 00:23:12,956 Why is Bella here? 488 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,412 Bella's basically part of the family now. 489 00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:16,327 Emmet's girlfriend's not part of the family now. 490 00:23:16,351 --> 00:23:17,744 No offense, Bella. 491 00:23:17,787 --> 00:23:19,746 I mean, like a little bit was definitely taken. 492 00:23:19,789 --> 00:23:21,835 Yeah, don't be a dick, Callie. 493 00:23:21,878 --> 00:23:24,204 Emmet, you don't think it's weird to bring your girlfriend 494 00:23:24,228 --> 00:23:25,012 in family therapy? 495 00:23:25,055 --> 00:23:25,882 Mom brings Dan. 496 00:23:25,926 --> 00:23:27,057 He's not in the family. 497 00:23:27,101 --> 00:23:27,928 Emmet. 498 00:23:27,971 --> 00:23:29,103 That's okay, Margaret. 499 00:23:29,582 --> 00:23:32,889 I know that statement was meant to hurt Callie and not me. 500 00:23:33,324 --> 00:23:35,085 It's almost like you don't even need therapy anymore 501 00:23:35,109 --> 00:23:36,303 the way that you've mastered it, Dan. 502 00:23:36,327 --> 00:23:38,155 Thank you, Callie. 503 00:23:38,199 --> 00:23:40,114 Okay, are we all ready to start now? 504 00:23:41,985 --> 00:23:45,554 I don't feel that I was overstepping 505 00:23:45,598 --> 00:23:47,010 and asking Emmet not to drink at the house. 506 00:23:47,034 --> 00:23:48,098 I feel that it was messed up 507 00:23:48,122 --> 00:23:49,993 that you took our bottle, bruh. 508 00:23:50,037 --> 00:23:51,560 We paid bags for that shit. 509 00:23:51,604 --> 00:23:53,582 I know that I shouldn't be here because I'm an adult 510 00:23:53,606 --> 00:23:55,322 and I don't live with them and I don't give a shit 511 00:23:55,346 --> 00:23:56,957 if Emmet's fucked up. 512 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,891 It makes no sense to spend 3,500 a month in rent 513 00:23:58,915 --> 00:24:00,613 to live 15 minutes away from your house. 514 00:24:00,656 --> 00:24:02,092 And you should be around family 515 00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:03,746 in case you have another episode. 516 00:24:03,790 --> 00:24:05,376 Oh, you're not supposed to call it an episode. 517 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:06,725 She's not supposed to call it an episode. 518 00:24:06,749 --> 00:24:08,447 Margaret, we discussed this. 519 00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:10,274 Callie has the right to her own independence 520 00:24:10,318 --> 00:24:11,600 and she really doesn't have to be here 521 00:24:11,624 --> 00:24:12,407 if she doesn't want to. 522 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:13,974 She has to be here. 523 00:24:14,017 --> 00:24:15,865 And I feel like you're not the right fit for our family 524 00:24:15,889 --> 00:24:17,064 if you think that. 525 00:24:17,107 --> 00:24:18,718 I'll just say low key. 526 00:24:18,761 --> 00:24:20,173 Like I would never live with my parents at 26. 527 00:24:20,197 --> 00:24:22,548 At 26, I'm gonna be like married, have two kids. 528 00:24:22,591 --> 00:24:23,742 I'm going to have my own makeup line. 529 00:24:23,766 --> 00:24:25,376 I'm gonna have a house in the hills. 530 00:24:25,420 --> 00:24:27,485 Yeah, I mean, her makeup shit is hiking and aesthetic bro. 531 00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:28,728 Yeah. 532 00:24:28,771 --> 00:24:30,183 But like Callie, you're not even married. 533 00:24:30,207 --> 00:24:31,576 So I guess it's just like a different situation. 534 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:32,621 Yeah, it's a completely different situation. 535 00:24:32,645 --> 00:24:33,384 I don't think she should be here. 536 00:24:33,428 --> 00:24:35,256 Callie, that's enough. 537 00:24:35,299 --> 00:24:37,345 Bella's at the house every day and I barely see you 538 00:24:37,388 --> 00:24:39,434 except for Pilates therapy and birthday dinners. 539 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:40,304 That's a lot. 540 00:24:40,348 --> 00:24:41,784 I feel like that's a lot. 541 00:24:41,828 --> 00:24:43,220 I'm worried about my daughter. 542 00:24:43,264 --> 00:24:44,676 All she does is work and she's not dating anybody. 543 00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:45,701 So what? 544 00:24:45,919 --> 00:24:47,486 I should just like, settle for anyone? 545 00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:54,405 Maybe now is a good time for us to take a group breath. 546 00:24:54,449 --> 00:24:55,406 You know what? 547 00:24:55,450 --> 00:24:56,645 I was just going to suggest that. 548 00:24:56,669 --> 00:24:57,776 Dan, you are getting good at this. 549 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:58,758 My. 550 00:24:58,801 --> 00:25:00,020 Okay, everyone. 551 00:25:00,063 --> 00:25:01,978 One hand on the heart, one on the belly. 552 00:25:02,022 --> 00:25:04,851 Deep breath in. 553 00:25:04,894 --> 00:25:05,894 Out. 554 00:25:08,028 --> 00:25:09,028 In. 555 00:25:10,770 --> 00:25:11,770 Out. 556 00:25:15,035 --> 00:25:15,862 Good. Good. 557 00:25:15,905 --> 00:25:16,905 One more time, in. 558 00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:19,213 Out. 559 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,476 Very good. 560 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,520 Good. 561 00:25:27,743 --> 00:25:29,919 I would never leave this family like that. 562 00:25:53,073 --> 00:25:54,073 Hot shot. 563 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:56,554 Leo! 564 00:25:58,861 --> 00:25:59,645 Come on, man. 565 00:25:59,688 --> 00:26:00,471 We've got a charter. 566 00:26:00,515 --> 00:26:01,342 That's today? 567 00:26:01,385 --> 00:26:02,778 You didn't get my note. 568 00:26:02,822 --> 00:26:04,084 Oh shit. 569 00:26:04,127 --> 00:26:05,738 Are you sure? 570 00:26:05,781 --> 00:26:06,695 They should fire you. 571 00:26:06,739 --> 00:26:07,566 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 572 00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:08,609 We're good. 573 00:26:09,306 --> 00:26:10,569 I think it's tomorrow. 574 00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:11,612 It's... 575 00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:13,963 It's today. 576 00:26:14,007 --> 00:26:15,269 It's my bad. 577 00:26:15,312 --> 00:26:17,314 No, if you had a phone, I could text you. 578 00:26:17,358 --> 00:26:18,707 I'd like to be surprised. 579 00:26:20,230 --> 00:26:21,536 Wait on you, yeah. 580 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:22,798 By the way, some lady 581 00:26:22,842 --> 00:26:24,123 came walking down the docks last night. 582 00:26:24,147 --> 00:26:25,560 I think she was looking for your boat. 583 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:29,196 Couldn't tell the one you made the rose fells out. 584 00:26:29,239 --> 00:26:30,850 It always stay like that. 585 00:26:31,938 --> 00:26:32,982 Maybe a blonde. 586 00:26:33,026 --> 00:26:34,288 Hey, guys. 587 00:26:34,331 --> 00:26:35,613 Mr. Casta Nova, why don't you join us? 588 00:26:35,637 --> 00:26:36,875 Well, Dusty, I gotta go to work. 589 00:26:36,899 --> 00:26:38,292 You remember what that's like? 590 00:26:38,335 --> 00:26:40,183 Oh, I don't remember anything before yesterday. 591 00:26:40,207 --> 00:26:41,382 Maybe later. 592 00:26:41,425 --> 00:26:43,602 You'll be passed out by seven. 593 00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:46,387 Not if I have to keep listening to music 594 00:26:46,430 --> 00:26:48,041 coming from this guy. 595 00:26:48,084 --> 00:26:50,696 Believe me, you want the music loud. 596 00:26:50,739 --> 00:26:51,522 Okay, thanks, guys. 597 00:26:51,566 --> 00:26:52,959 I'll see you later. 598 00:26:58,225 --> 00:27:00,053 What do I have to lose? 599 00:27:00,096 --> 00:27:01,750 The guy already asked me for nudes 600 00:27:01,794 --> 00:27:04,971 so expectations are low, you guys. 601 00:27:05,014 --> 00:27:06,842 Expectations are low on this one. 602 00:27:27,950 --> 00:27:29,560 Would you like another water? 603 00:27:30,431 --> 00:27:31,388 I'm sorry, what? 604 00:27:31,432 --> 00:27:32,868 Would you like another water? 605 00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:34,957 Oh, sure. 606 00:27:35,001 --> 00:27:35,784 Thank you. 607 00:27:35,828 --> 00:27:36,916 Of course. 608 00:27:36,959 --> 00:27:39,396 And we are still waiting on one more? 609 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:40,789 Yeah. 610 00:27:40,833 --> 00:27:43,009 I think it should just be a couple minutes. 611 00:27:43,052 --> 00:27:44,532 No problem. 612 00:27:44,575 --> 00:27:47,230 There is a 90-minute limit on the tables. 613 00:27:47,274 --> 00:27:49,755 But seriously, no rush. 614 00:27:57,806 --> 00:27:58,894 Hey, thanks, Tom. 615 00:28:27,923 --> 00:28:28,923 Hey. 616 00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:31,709 - Hi. - Hi. 617 00:28:34,364 --> 00:28:35,322 You're the girl that peed on me. 618 00:28:35,365 --> 00:28:36,758 Yeah, say that a little louder. 619 00:28:36,802 --> 00:28:37,909 - She peed on me. - No, I don't. 620 00:28:37,933 --> 00:28:38,934 I don't pee on people. 621 00:28:38,978 --> 00:28:39,848 - I don't. - No, she peed on me. 622 00:28:39,892 --> 00:28:41,458 I don't pee on people. 623 00:28:41,502 --> 00:28:42,721 Are you eating alone? 624 00:28:45,462 --> 00:28:46,462 Yup. 625 00:28:48,030 --> 00:28:48,901 Yeah. 626 00:28:48,944 --> 00:28:50,729 Can't a woman eat alone? 627 00:28:56,473 --> 00:28:57,518 Well, I could eat. 628 00:29:04,438 --> 00:29:05,569 It's okay. 629 00:29:05,613 --> 00:29:06,570 I was gonna leave anyways. 630 00:29:06,614 --> 00:29:07,876 I don't really feel alone. 631 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:08,920 Yeah. 632 00:29:09,617 --> 00:29:13,012 Well now I'm eating alone. 633 00:29:13,055 --> 00:29:14,361 Now I'm sad eating alone. 634 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:21,759 Okay. 635 00:29:24,719 --> 00:29:26,242 Sure. 636 00:29:26,286 --> 00:29:27,286 Yeah? 637 00:29:47,002 --> 00:29:48,002 Sorry. 638 00:29:48,961 --> 00:29:49,875 I'm almost done. 639 00:29:49,918 --> 00:29:50,918 Oh, okay. 640 00:29:54,053 --> 00:29:55,053 Okay, done. 641 00:29:56,185 --> 00:29:57,360 Not done. 642 00:29:57,404 --> 00:29:58,231 Was almost done. 643 00:29:58,274 --> 00:30:00,363 - Yeah, okay. - Okay. 644 00:30:00,407 --> 00:30:01,451 Okay, I'm done. 645 00:30:04,193 --> 00:30:05,193 Done. 646 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,155 You're seriously addicted. 647 00:30:09,198 --> 00:30:10,243 I'm not addicted. 648 00:30:10,286 --> 00:30:11,286 Look. 649 00:30:12,114 --> 00:30:13,115 Oh, for me? 650 00:30:14,073 --> 00:30:14,856 - Sure. - Yeah? 651 00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:15,900 Yeah. 652 00:30:17,946 --> 00:30:19,271 I'm just gonna put it right there. 653 00:30:19,295 --> 00:30:20,079 Totally fine. 654 00:30:20,122 --> 00:30:21,210 It's totally fine. 655 00:30:21,254 --> 00:30:22,254 We're good. 656 00:30:24,561 --> 00:30:25,649 So who's the guy? 657 00:30:26,433 --> 00:30:27,738 What guy? 658 00:30:27,782 --> 00:30:29,368 The guy who's supposed to be sitting here. 659 00:30:29,392 --> 00:30:30,524 Oh, well... 660 00:30:32,482 --> 00:30:34,180 He's this guy. 661 00:30:34,223 --> 00:30:36,269 We went on one date and it was actually really good 662 00:30:36,312 --> 00:30:37,792 and then it got weird at the end. 663 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,099 And then he messaged me again and I was like, 664 00:30:40,142 --> 00:30:41,903 okay, well maybe I'll give him a second chance 665 00:30:41,927 --> 00:30:43,208 because maybe he was having an off day 666 00:30:43,232 --> 00:30:44,407 when he asked me for nudes. 667 00:30:44,451 --> 00:30:45,365 But I don't think he's gonna- 668 00:30:45,408 --> 00:30:46,540 But he asked you for nudes. 669 00:30:46,583 --> 00:30:49,195 Yeah, and that part was weird. 670 00:30:49,238 --> 00:30:50,302 I know that part was weird. 671 00:30:50,326 --> 00:30:51,414 Did you send them? 672 00:30:51,458 --> 00:30:52,720 No, oh my God. No. 673 00:30:52,763 --> 00:30:53,764 I'm looking for love. 674 00:30:53,808 --> 00:30:55,810 Not starting an OnlyFans. 675 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:58,682 What's an OnlyFans? 676 00:30:58,726 --> 00:31:01,424 It's like a sex thing. 677 00:31:01,468 --> 00:31:02,904 It's like an online sex thing 678 00:31:02,948 --> 00:31:05,341 or I guess they send me an email being like, 679 00:31:05,385 --> 00:31:06,429 "We have a violinist. 680 00:31:06,473 --> 00:31:07,473 It's not just sex." 681 00:31:07,604 --> 00:31:10,085 But everybody knows it's purely sex. 682 00:31:21,009 --> 00:31:22,489 - Are you good? - Hmm? 683 00:31:22,532 --> 00:31:25,100 - You okay? - Yeah. 684 00:31:25,144 --> 00:31:26,362 Yeah, I'm just, 685 00:31:26,406 --> 00:31:27,687 I feel like I'm just a little hyper aware 686 00:31:27,711 --> 00:31:29,341 because I feel like he might have texted me 687 00:31:29,365 --> 00:31:30,758 saying he's still coming 688 00:31:30,801 --> 00:31:32,605 and then he is gonna walk in and see me with you 689 00:31:32,629 --> 00:31:34,631 and he's gonna cause a scene. 690 00:31:34,675 --> 00:31:36,895 And the only thing that's on the menu that's gluten-free 691 00:31:36,938 --> 00:31:38,635 and dairy-free is a side salad. 692 00:31:38,679 --> 00:31:40,507 So I'm just imagining him running in, 693 00:31:40,550 --> 00:31:42,857 making a scene and I'm sitting here in a restaurant 694 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,903 eating a side salad and that would look 695 00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:47,427 really fucking obnoxious. 696 00:31:47,470 --> 00:31:50,038 So you're allergic to gluten and dairy? 697 00:31:50,082 --> 00:31:52,301 No, I just, I only eat it on Saturdays 698 00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:53,955 and the third Wednesday of every month. 699 00:31:53,999 --> 00:31:54,913 Why only the third Wednesday? 700 00:31:54,956 --> 00:31:56,218 That's when I get my period. 701 00:31:58,351 --> 00:32:00,005 Okay. 702 00:32:00,048 --> 00:32:01,808 Well I think that you should order whatever you want, Callie 703 00:32:01,832 --> 00:32:02,921 'cause nobody gives a shit. 704 00:32:02,964 --> 00:32:04,400 Everybody gives a shit. 705 00:32:04,444 --> 00:32:05,662 Nobody gives a shit. 706 00:32:05,706 --> 00:32:06,663 I give a shit. 707 00:32:06,707 --> 00:32:07,534 Then stop. 708 00:32:07,577 --> 00:32:08,665 Just stop giving a shit. 709 00:32:08,709 --> 00:32:09,362 I can't just stop giving a shit. 710 00:32:09,405 --> 00:32:11,059 Yes you can. 711 00:32:11,103 --> 00:32:12,776 I think you only care 'cause you think everybody else cares. 712 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:15,846 Well, I mean, people like, look at me. 713 00:32:15,890 --> 00:32:17,152 - People look at you? - Yeah. 714 00:32:17,196 --> 00:32:17,979 Who? 715 00:32:18,023 --> 00:32:19,198 Who in here? 716 00:32:19,241 --> 00:32:20,479 I'm the only person you're looking at. 717 00:32:20,503 --> 00:32:22,201 Okay, that guy's literally filming me. 718 00:32:25,552 --> 00:32:26,901 I'm just gonna... 719 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:27,684 No, can you please, don't do that. 720 00:32:27,728 --> 00:32:28,772 Please don't do that. 721 00:32:28,816 --> 00:32:29,948 Pardon me. 722 00:32:29,991 --> 00:32:31,427 - Hi. Sorry. - Hi. 723 00:32:31,471 --> 00:32:32,559 Are you filming her? 724 00:32:34,735 --> 00:32:37,085 No, I just can't really see my menu. 725 00:32:37,129 --> 00:32:39,653 It's kinda dark in here, so I was... 726 00:32:39,696 --> 00:32:42,351 I wouldn't be filming her. 727 00:32:42,395 --> 00:32:43,439 Right. 728 00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:45,441 - That'd be weird. - That would be weird. 729 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:47,400 Sorry, thank you. 730 00:32:47,443 --> 00:32:49,097 Enjoy your dinner. 731 00:32:49,141 --> 00:32:51,056 The simone salad is wonderful. 732 00:32:52,274 --> 00:32:53,274 Excuse me. 733 00:32:54,146 --> 00:32:54,973 Hi. 734 00:32:55,016 --> 00:32:55,930 Hi, good evening. 735 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:56,887 Sorry to interrupt your dinner. 736 00:32:56,931 --> 00:32:59,803 Do you know this young woman? 737 00:32:59,847 --> 00:33:00,847 No. 738 00:33:02,328 --> 00:33:03,566 Yeah, I'm not her date by the way. 739 00:33:03,590 --> 00:33:04,895 Her dates stood her up. 740 00:33:04,939 --> 00:33:05,853 - I'm just sort of a- - Oh no. 741 00:33:05,896 --> 00:33:08,508 Kinda like a stand-in date. 742 00:33:08,551 --> 00:33:10,249 - Sorry. - Yeah. 743 00:33:10,292 --> 00:33:11,293 Enjoy your dinner. 744 00:33:11,337 --> 00:33:12,337 Sorry. 745 00:33:14,166 --> 00:33:15,166 Well. 746 00:33:16,516 --> 00:33:18,170 Yeah, that's hilarious. 747 00:33:18,213 --> 00:33:19,214 No one cares about me. 748 00:33:19,258 --> 00:33:20,520 That's really funny. 749 00:33:20,563 --> 00:33:21,651 No, that's not. 750 00:33:21,695 --> 00:33:23,523 I'm just saying that people 751 00:33:23,566 --> 00:33:25,351 are only thinking about themselves. 752 00:33:25,394 --> 00:33:26,787 Like you shouldn't care so much. 753 00:33:26,830 --> 00:33:28,354 Yeah, until they're not. 754 00:33:28,397 --> 00:33:30,375 And they're posting Instagrams of you eating sour cream 755 00:33:30,399 --> 00:33:31,768 on your taco saying you're hypocrite 756 00:33:31,792 --> 00:33:33,192 'cause you say you don't need dairy. 757 00:33:33,228 --> 00:33:35,361 And then apparently, did you know Mexican food? 758 00:33:35,404 --> 00:33:37,493 Like real Mexican food doesn't have sour creams? 759 00:33:37,537 --> 00:33:39,191 - Everybody knows it. - So. 760 00:33:39,234 --> 00:33:41,802 Okay well, apparently, it's cultural appropriation 761 00:33:41,845 --> 00:33:43,325 if you put sour cream on your taco, 762 00:33:43,369 --> 00:33:45,129 so then you start getting death threats in your DMs 763 00:33:45,153 --> 00:33:46,937 because you're insensitive. 764 00:33:46,981 --> 00:33:48,678 - Wow. - Yeah. 765 00:33:48,722 --> 00:33:50,245 Thank you. 766 00:33:50,289 --> 00:33:52,397 I had to post an apology video and then they tore that 767 00:33:52,421 --> 00:33:53,988 to shreds because I smiled at the end. 768 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:55,792 Well Callie, why would you even do it then? 769 00:33:55,816 --> 00:33:56,686 Why do any of this? 770 00:33:56,730 --> 00:33:57,818 It doesn't seem worth it. 771 00:33:57,861 --> 00:33:59,863 I mean it is worth it. 772 00:33:59,907 --> 00:34:01,561 Look, I'm not just a clout chaser. 773 00:34:01,604 --> 00:34:03,389 It's like a means to an end. 774 00:34:03,432 --> 00:34:04,259 It's a vehicle. 775 00:34:04,303 --> 00:34:05,695 I wanna host my own show. 776 00:34:05,739 --> 00:34:08,568 You have to be someone before you can be someone. 777 00:34:08,611 --> 00:34:09,525 You wanna host your own show? 778 00:34:09,569 --> 00:34:10,569 Yeah. 779 00:34:12,267 --> 00:34:13,268 That's really cool. 780 00:34:13,834 --> 00:34:16,402 Yeah, that would be really cool if it ever happened. 781 00:34:20,536 --> 00:34:21,537 Hey, Maria. 782 00:34:21,581 --> 00:34:22,408 I'm sorry. 783 00:34:22,451 --> 00:34:23,235 Wait, you know her? 784 00:34:23,278 --> 00:34:24,801 Yeah. 785 00:34:24,845 --> 00:34:29,545 Can we get a bottle of your finest cheapest cap? 786 00:34:29,589 --> 00:34:30,372 The mythic blend? 787 00:34:30,416 --> 00:34:31,199 Mythic blend. 788 00:34:31,243 --> 00:34:32,853 Yeah, that's the one. 789 00:34:32,896 --> 00:34:34,700 And then can we get a margarita pizza but with a pesto base 790 00:34:34,724 --> 00:34:36,509 instead of the olive. 791 00:34:36,552 --> 00:34:37,790 And then let's do a side of Parmesan fries. 792 00:34:37,814 --> 00:34:39,164 We'll separate the Parmesan, 793 00:34:39,207 --> 00:34:40,904 we'll do the Javier sauce extra with that. 794 00:34:40,948 --> 00:34:42,210 And let's do a side of wings 795 00:34:42,254 --> 00:34:46,040 and a gluten-free, dairy-free side salad. 796 00:34:49,261 --> 00:34:50,131 You can... 797 00:34:50,175 --> 00:34:50,914 I don't need the side salad. 798 00:34:50,958 --> 00:34:51,872 - Okay. - Thank you. 799 00:34:51,915 --> 00:34:52,915 Is that all? 800 00:34:54,483 --> 00:34:56,355 - Yeah, thank you. - Okay. 801 00:34:59,619 --> 00:35:01,751 You order like a child. 802 00:35:01,795 --> 00:35:03,623 They have a good ice cream here too. 803 00:35:05,233 --> 00:35:06,365 So like personal style 804 00:35:06,408 --> 00:35:08,236 is different than like being trendy. 805 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,456 So like, you can have personal style 806 00:35:10,499 --> 00:35:12,197 but doesn't necessarily follow trends. 807 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:13,739 But if you're trendy, you're like following the trends 808 00:35:13,763 --> 00:35:15,939 but you don't necessarily have personal style. 809 00:35:15,983 --> 00:35:17,308 So it depends if you wanna be trendy 810 00:35:17,332 --> 00:35:18,986 or you wanna have personal style. 811 00:35:19,029 --> 00:35:19,813 Right. 812 00:35:19,856 --> 00:35:21,293 So I would say like, 813 00:35:21,336 --> 00:35:22,400 you have personal style 'cause you're not trendy. 814 00:35:22,424 --> 00:35:23,033 - Thank you. - It's not a bad thing. 815 00:35:23,077 --> 00:35:23,860 I'm not, oh. 816 00:35:23,904 --> 00:35:25,035 Whenever you're ready. 817 00:35:25,079 --> 00:35:26,143 - Thank you. - Thank you, thank you. 818 00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:27,429 No, I got it, I got it. 819 00:35:27,473 --> 00:35:28,300 No, you weren't even supposed to be here. 820 00:35:28,343 --> 00:35:29,170 - It's fine. - No, no. 821 00:35:29,214 --> 00:35:30,476 No, it's seriously fine. 822 00:35:30,519 --> 00:35:31,825 All right, let's split it. 823 00:35:31,868 --> 00:35:33,019 I will still think you are a big strong man. 824 00:35:33,043 --> 00:35:34,108 - No, let's split it. - Relax. Relax. 825 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:36,395 Let's do half cash and then half. 826 00:35:36,438 --> 00:35:37,438 Thank you. 827 00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:39,137 That's very sweet. 828 00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:40,877 Can I have my phone back? 829 00:35:40,921 --> 00:35:43,402 Because I think my mom has probably texted me like 95 times. 830 00:35:43,445 --> 00:35:46,056 Maybe even filed a missing person's report by now. 831 00:35:47,536 --> 00:35:49,059 This is why I don't have a phone. 832 00:35:49,103 --> 00:35:50,235 So my mom can't text you? 833 00:35:50,278 --> 00:35:51,845 No, because... 834 00:35:53,107 --> 00:35:54,674 I've met people like you. 835 00:35:54,717 --> 00:35:55,936 People like me. 836 00:35:55,979 --> 00:35:58,634 And you can barely hold a conversation. 837 00:35:58,678 --> 00:36:00,897 - I can barely? - It's not your fault. 838 00:36:00,941 --> 00:36:01,961 I'm very easily holding a conversation. 839 00:36:01,985 --> 00:36:03,291 It's the phone's fault. 840 00:36:03,335 --> 00:36:04,877 Some people don't have anything in common, 841 00:36:04,901 --> 00:36:06,836 so there's nothing to talk about but that's not my fault. 842 00:36:06,860 --> 00:36:08,011 This is sort of like one of those 843 00:36:08,035 --> 00:36:09,689 two-way street kinda thing. 844 00:36:09,732 --> 00:36:10,732 Thank you. 845 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:15,521 It's not your fault. 846 00:36:33,756 --> 00:36:34,540 What's happened? 847 00:36:34,583 --> 00:36:35,541 Is the world ending? 848 00:36:35,584 --> 00:36:37,325 - The world has ended. - Mm. 849 00:36:40,937 --> 00:36:41,937 What? 850 00:36:44,637 --> 00:36:45,637 What? 851 00:36:46,726 --> 00:36:48,684 I bet you couldn't go a day without it. 852 00:36:48,728 --> 00:36:50,382 I could very easily do that. 853 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:52,427 Mm? 854 00:36:52,471 --> 00:36:53,341 I could. 855 00:36:53,385 --> 00:36:54,492 I could very easily do that. 856 00:36:54,516 --> 00:36:56,039 - Mm. - It wouldn't be a problem. 857 00:36:58,868 --> 00:36:59,868 Huh? 858 00:37:02,394 --> 00:37:03,351 Prove it. 859 00:37:03,395 --> 00:37:04,613 How would I prove that? 860 00:37:04,657 --> 00:37:05,962 Meet me tomorrow. 861 00:37:06,006 --> 00:37:07,529 No phone. 862 00:37:07,573 --> 00:37:09,009 - You're serious? - I'm serious. 863 00:37:09,052 --> 00:37:10,052 Meet me 864 00:37:11,925 --> 00:37:16,234 at this address at 2 PM 865 00:37:16,277 --> 00:37:19,237 with no phone. 866 00:37:20,803 --> 00:37:22,457 Are you asking me out? 867 00:37:23,589 --> 00:37:27,288 Or is this a weird experiment that you're gonna do on me? 868 00:37:27,332 --> 00:37:28,855 Just show up. 869 00:37:28,898 --> 00:37:30,528 Okay, I'm not gonna just show up at a random address 870 00:37:30,552 --> 00:37:32,946 because that's an insane thing to expect me to do. 871 00:37:32,989 --> 00:37:33,773 It's not insane. 872 00:37:33,816 --> 00:37:34,643 It is insane. 873 00:37:34,687 --> 00:37:35,514 Hey, Callie. 874 00:37:35,557 --> 00:37:36,384 Yes? 875 00:37:36,428 --> 00:37:37,428 Just show up. 876 00:37:41,302 --> 00:37:43,957 I have had a lovely time. 877 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,480 We should do this again. 878 00:37:46,568 --> 00:37:47,961 I think you're a phone addict. 879 00:37:48,004 --> 00:37:50,616 I think you are a napkin addict. 880 00:37:52,226 --> 00:37:53,358 I'll see you tomorrow. 881 00:37:53,401 --> 00:37:54,533 Bye, Leo. 882 00:37:54,576 --> 00:37:55,577 2 PM. 883 00:38:01,061 --> 00:38:02,062 Okay, Callie. 884 00:38:02,105 --> 00:38:03,759 - You have to go. - I can't go. 885 00:38:03,803 --> 00:38:06,327 I mean, it kind of is the perfect narrative for your page. 886 00:38:06,371 --> 00:38:09,765 Like, I got peed on by a guy who lives on a boat, 887 00:38:09,809 --> 00:38:11,593 completely outside of modern society. 888 00:38:11,637 --> 00:38:13,203 So now I'm gonna go live in his wall 889 00:38:13,247 --> 00:38:14,161 and try and fall in love. 890 00:38:14,204 --> 00:38:15,684 I mean, my God. 891 00:38:15,728 --> 00:38:16,685 It's so you. 892 00:38:16,729 --> 00:38:18,252 Yeah. 893 00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:19,079 And you're dwindling following of Ava Kelly fan girl 894 00:38:19,122 --> 00:38:20,143 is gonna eat that shit up. 895 00:38:20,167 --> 00:38:20,689 - Yes. - Yeah, that was harsh. 896 00:38:20,733 --> 00:38:21,603 It was? 897 00:38:21,647 --> 00:38:22,778 No, it's not dwindling. 898 00:38:22,822 --> 00:38:24,389 Oh, it's not growing. 899 00:38:24,432 --> 00:38:26,584 So wait, you just want me to use this man for my page? 900 00:38:26,608 --> 00:38:28,369 I just want you to find love in all this place. 901 00:38:28,393 --> 00:38:30,395 You literally use every single man 902 00:38:30,438 --> 00:38:31,831 that you meet for your page. 903 00:38:33,136 --> 00:38:37,010 But I don't go into it saying that I'm gonna use them. 904 00:38:37,053 --> 00:38:38,751 Okay, we're gonna let that lie. 905 00:38:38,794 --> 00:38:39,665 Lie. 906 00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:40,708 I don't. 907 00:38:43,886 --> 00:38:45,148 He wouldn't agree to it. 908 00:38:45,192 --> 00:38:45,975 How would he know? 909 00:38:46,019 --> 00:38:46,889 Nobody's gonna know. 910 00:38:46,933 --> 00:38:48,238 They're gonna know how. 911 00:38:48,282 --> 00:38:49,520 - How would they know? - How would they know? 912 00:38:49,544 --> 00:38:50,763 Oh my God. 913 00:38:50,806 --> 00:38:52,504 Okay, but seriously, how would he know? 914 00:38:52,547 --> 00:38:54,569 Just literally make videos about how this guy lives. 915 00:38:54,593 --> 00:38:55,637 People are gonna love it. 916 00:38:55,681 --> 00:38:57,030 Oh, I'm gonna follow you. 917 00:38:57,073 --> 00:38:59,772 Especially if he scraps his boat shirtless. 918 00:38:59,815 --> 00:39:01,077 Yeah, people are so horny. 919 00:39:01,121 --> 00:39:02,644 - I am. - I am. 920 00:39:02,688 --> 00:39:04,211 I'm asexual. 921 00:39:04,254 --> 00:39:06,431 I'm really into girls and never guys. 922 00:39:09,651 --> 00:39:10,739 Hi guys. 923 00:39:10,783 --> 00:39:12,219 Against my better judgment, 924 00:39:12,262 --> 00:39:17,224 I'm gonna be doing something kinda crazy, kinda wild. 925 00:39:17,442 --> 00:39:19,487 So I met this guy after he peed on my feet. 926 00:39:19,531 --> 00:39:21,663 Well he didn't mean to pee on my feet, 927 00:39:21,707 --> 00:39:24,666 like we peed on each other's feet in an alleyway. 928 00:39:26,059 --> 00:39:29,149 Anyways, I'm gonna be completely off my phone tomorrow. 929 00:39:29,192 --> 00:39:30,498 Not even a story. 930 00:39:30,542 --> 00:39:31,543 I know. 931 00:39:31,847 --> 00:39:33,936 I know, it's like a whole new world for me. 932 00:39:34,546 --> 00:39:36,374 I think it'll be good though. 933 00:39:36,417 --> 00:39:39,333 Maybe you guys should do it with me, I don't know. 934 00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:41,030 Anyways, I love you, all. 935 00:39:41,074 --> 00:39:42,336 I'm gonna miss you. 936 00:39:43,859 --> 00:39:44,859 Bye. 937 00:39:46,122 --> 00:39:47,122 Bye. 938 00:39:47,994 --> 00:39:49,735 Bye. 939 00:40:09,755 --> 00:40:10,930 So is this it? 940 00:40:12,105 --> 00:40:13,933 - Hm? - Is this it? 941 00:40:13,976 --> 00:40:15,108 This is all we do? 942 00:40:15,151 --> 00:40:16,805 What do you mean? 943 00:40:16,849 --> 00:40:18,740 We just pedal around for an hour and then we go back in? 944 00:40:18,764 --> 00:40:19,939 No, no. 945 00:40:19,982 --> 00:40:24,639 We are together at a lake. 946 00:40:24,683 --> 00:40:26,162 Enjoying it. 947 00:40:26,206 --> 00:40:27,294 Yeah. 948 00:40:27,337 --> 00:40:28,861 - Right? - Right. 949 00:40:28,904 --> 00:40:30,471 On a beautiful day. 950 00:40:30,515 --> 00:40:31,951 What more could you ask for? 951 00:40:34,562 --> 00:40:35,974 Can't believe you'd take me on a boat 952 00:40:35,998 --> 00:40:37,783 a month after I tell you I don't like swans. 953 00:40:37,826 --> 00:40:39,437 Okay, I looked it up online 954 00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,351 and it said this was a good date idea. 955 00:40:41,395 --> 00:40:42,831 For who? Birds? 956 00:40:42,875 --> 00:40:44,920 For couples who spend time together. 957 00:40:46,182 --> 00:40:51,187 So, did you boat any rich people yesterday? 958 00:40:52,188 --> 00:40:53,146 I did, I did. 959 00:40:53,189 --> 00:40:55,148 I boated a bunch of rich people. 960 00:40:55,191 --> 00:40:57,193 Did you video about stretchy pants? 961 00:40:57,237 --> 00:40:58,673 Stretchy, no. 962 00:40:58,717 --> 00:41:00,153 Guacamole. 963 00:41:00,196 --> 00:41:01,067 Stretchy pants guacamole? 964 00:41:01,110 --> 00:41:03,112 No, just guacamole. 965 00:41:03,156 --> 00:41:04,176 Guacamole, that's not bad. 966 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,439 Yeah, but it's kinda unsettling 967 00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:07,247 'cause the guac doesn't turn brown. 968 00:41:07,290 --> 00:41:08,074 Doesn't turn brown. 969 00:41:08,117 --> 00:41:09,641 Hm-mm. 970 00:41:09,684 --> 00:41:10,816 For hours. 971 00:41:11,686 --> 00:41:13,490 Did you just type a couple words on the keyboard 972 00:41:13,514 --> 00:41:16,561 and find the first thing that popped up and here we are? 973 00:41:16,604 --> 00:41:17,866 Oh my God. 974 00:41:17,910 --> 00:41:19,453 I tried to do one nice thing for you dude. 975 00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:21,740 One nice thing for you and I can't even be appreciated. 976 00:41:21,783 --> 00:41:22,828 Why would you say that? 977 00:41:22,871 --> 00:41:23,959 Are you gaslighting me? 978 00:41:24,003 --> 00:41:25,178 I'm being gaslit. 979 00:41:25,221 --> 00:41:26,309 Oh my god. 980 00:41:26,353 --> 00:41:27,093 I don't even know what that means. 981 00:41:27,136 --> 00:41:28,442 So how does it feel? 982 00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:29,486 What? 983 00:41:30,270 --> 00:41:31,750 Being free from your phone. 984 00:41:31,793 --> 00:41:32,793 Oh. 985 00:41:37,669 --> 00:41:38,931 Oh fuck. 986 00:41:38,974 --> 00:41:40,149 It's fine. 987 00:41:40,193 --> 00:41:43,022 I am so fucking sick of you, Sam. 988 00:41:43,065 --> 00:41:43,979 How many times are we gonna have 989 00:41:44,023 --> 00:41:45,546 the same fucking conversation? 990 00:41:45,590 --> 00:41:46,808 No, no, no. 991 00:41:46,852 --> 00:41:47,766 You don't get to be sick of my shit, okay? 992 00:41:47,809 --> 00:41:49,376 'Cause I'm sick of your shit. 993 00:41:49,419 --> 00:41:51,900 You know, I haven't seen my friends in like two weeks? 994 00:41:51,944 --> 00:41:53,008 All right, guys, I'm just gonna break this- 995 00:41:53,032 --> 00:41:54,903 - You also haven't seen me, Grace. 996 00:41:54,947 --> 00:41:57,123 I see you every fucking day. 997 00:41:57,166 --> 00:41:59,299 But you don't see me. 998 00:41:59,342 --> 00:42:00,126 You're insane. 999 00:42:00,169 --> 00:42:00,996 You are an insane- 1000 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:02,520 All right, guys. 1001 00:42:02,563 --> 00:42:03,627 I'm just gonna try to separate the boat a little bit. 1002 00:42:03,651 --> 00:42:04,434 - Clinical depression. - Oh my god. 1003 00:42:04,478 --> 00:42:05,610 Here we go. 1004 00:42:05,653 --> 00:42:07,065 Four anxiety disorders and necrophobia 1005 00:42:07,089 --> 00:42:09,024 so yeah, I need some extra support from my partner. 1006 00:42:09,048 --> 00:42:10,353 Well I have anxiety too. 1007 00:42:10,397 --> 00:42:11,983 I'm just not going around bragging about it. 1008 00:42:12,007 --> 00:42:12,834 I'm not bragging. 1009 00:42:12,878 --> 00:42:14,096 I'm sharing my affliction. 1010 00:42:14,140 --> 00:42:15,533 It's called being an open book. 1011 00:42:15,576 --> 00:42:17,839 My therapist says to do it to prevent inner decay. 1012 00:42:17,883 --> 00:42:19,754 Okay, but when you are coming up to my father 1013 00:42:19,798 --> 00:42:21,974 the first time you meet him and you say, "Hi, I'm Sam. 1014 00:42:22,017 --> 00:42:23,279 I have necrophilia." 1015 00:42:23,323 --> 00:42:24,498 - Like don't- - Oh my God. 1016 00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,544 I'm not a necrophiliac, I'm necrophobic. 1017 00:42:26,587 --> 00:42:27,545 Well, I'm sorry that my dad thinks 1018 00:42:27,588 --> 00:42:28,502 you have sex with dead people. 1019 00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:29,459 Oh, don't say dead people. 1020 00:42:29,503 --> 00:42:30,983 - It scares me. - Oh my God! 1021 00:42:31,026 --> 00:42:34,334 You never remember to refill the coffee pot. 1022 00:42:34,377 --> 00:42:35,727 No, what? 1023 00:42:35,988 --> 00:42:39,948 That's your only refilling job and it's always empty. 1024 00:42:41,036 --> 00:42:42,036 Yeah! 1025 00:42:42,995 --> 00:42:44,257 Well you have dead manners. 1026 00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:45,693 How dare you. 1027 00:42:45,737 --> 00:42:48,914 Look Sam, you are crazy, it's contagious. 1028 00:42:48,957 --> 00:42:50,132 Oh, no. 1029 00:42:50,176 --> 00:42:52,744 Everybody, don't catch my crazy. 1030 00:42:52,787 --> 00:42:54,112 You're screaming right into my ear. 1031 00:42:54,136 --> 00:42:55,418 You're screaming right into my ear. 1032 00:42:55,442 --> 00:42:56,898 Okay, I was trying to get a point across. 1033 00:42:56,922 --> 00:42:57,836 Because if I don't raise my volume, 1034 00:42:57,879 --> 00:42:59,272 it's like I don't even exist. 1035 00:42:59,315 --> 00:43:01,056 You buy Jim any bagels. 1036 00:43:01,100 --> 00:43:02,536 - I do? - Yeah. 1037 00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:03,668 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1038 00:43:03,711 --> 00:43:04,775 You're selfish when you buy bagels 1039 00:43:04,799 --> 00:43:07,802 with the money for our children. 1040 00:43:07,846 --> 00:43:09,108 For our children? 1041 00:43:09,151 --> 00:43:10,544 For our children? 1042 00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:12,217 This is the most riled up I've seen you in years. 1043 00:43:12,241 --> 00:43:13,416 Oh my god, no. 1044 00:43:13,460 --> 00:43:15,114 I get passionate when I watch tennis. 1045 00:43:15,157 --> 00:43:16,376 And you know that. 1046 00:43:16,419 --> 00:43:17,812 You spend all day in the shower, 1047 00:43:17,856 --> 00:43:20,554 but when you come out, your hair's dry. 1048 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:21,947 What am I doing in there? 1049 00:43:21,990 --> 00:43:22,990 I don't know. 1050 00:43:26,778 --> 00:43:28,518 Pedal me back in. 1051 00:43:28,562 --> 00:43:33,567 I will sink this boat before I do another thing for you. 1052 00:43:34,002 --> 00:43:35,002 I dare you. 1053 00:43:37,702 --> 00:43:38,485 What are you doing? 1054 00:43:38,528 --> 00:43:39,528 You're insane. 1055 00:43:40,269 --> 00:43:41,314 You're insane. 1056 00:43:41,357 --> 00:43:43,142 - Stop. - I will drown you. 1057 00:43:43,185 --> 00:43:44,185 Oh, okay. 1058 00:43:45,710 --> 00:43:46,972 Oh my God. 1059 00:43:47,015 --> 00:43:48,190 Oh my God. 1060 00:43:48,234 --> 00:43:49,931 I will drown you. 1061 00:43:53,935 --> 00:43:55,067 It's enough. 1062 00:43:55,110 --> 00:43:57,896 Lake water must stand the lake my guy. 1063 00:43:57,939 --> 00:43:59,724 Super yuck water. 1064 00:43:59,767 --> 00:44:00,767 Super yuck. 1065 00:44:02,770 --> 00:44:06,426 I'm not standing another second on this one with you. 1066 00:44:06,469 --> 00:44:11,518 Then leave. 1067 00:44:21,310 --> 00:44:23,008 - You good? - Yeah. 1068 00:44:25,401 --> 00:44:27,839 You're probably gonna wanna shower immediately. 1069 00:44:40,329 --> 00:44:41,200 You like it? 1070 00:44:41,243 --> 00:44:42,201 Yeah. 1071 00:44:42,244 --> 00:44:43,395 I think it's perfect for you. 1072 00:44:43,419 --> 00:44:45,073 - For me? - For you. 1073 00:45:12,405 --> 00:45:14,973 So is this where you bring all your dates that fail? 1074 00:45:21,893 --> 00:45:22,763 No, really. 1075 00:45:22,807 --> 00:45:24,199 Like do you come here a lot? 1076 00:45:24,243 --> 00:45:26,071 No, no, no, no, no. 1077 00:45:26,114 --> 00:45:27,637 I've never been here. 1078 00:45:27,681 --> 00:45:28,943 Not once. 1079 00:45:28,987 --> 00:45:30,989 Just figured you bring all your dates here. 1080 00:45:31,032 --> 00:45:33,165 No, probably was saving it. 1081 00:45:33,208 --> 00:45:34,340 For what? 1082 00:45:34,383 --> 00:45:35,515 For someone damp? 1083 00:45:36,472 --> 00:45:37,735 Yeah, for someone damp. 1084 00:45:41,608 --> 00:45:43,392 I wouldn't say I'm not an ocean person 1085 00:45:43,436 --> 00:45:45,264 'cause everyone likes the ocean. 1086 00:45:45,307 --> 00:45:46,458 I mean, probably not everyone, 1087 00:45:46,482 --> 00:45:48,180 but like, most people like the ocean. 1088 00:45:48,223 --> 00:45:52,227 But I just feel like I personally would rather go to a lake. 1089 00:45:52,271 --> 00:45:54,752 Not to say the lake I don't, I like this. 1090 00:45:54,795 --> 00:45:55,709 - Is it okay? - Yeah. 1091 00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:57,276 No, I don't like, not like it. 1092 00:45:57,319 --> 00:45:58,146 Right. 1093 00:45:58,190 --> 00:45:59,190 It's beautiful. 1094 00:46:03,195 --> 00:46:06,198 You could've made like, regular merchandise. 1095 00:46:06,241 --> 00:46:08,853 It's way worse for me 'cause I'm wearing my own merch. 1096 00:46:08,896 --> 00:46:12,334 That's like the most lamest thing that you can do. 1097 00:46:12,378 --> 00:46:13,596 It's the most lamest? 1098 00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:14,640 Yeah. 1099 00:46:16,382 --> 00:46:17,383 Nah, nobody cares. 1100 00:46:18,819 --> 00:46:20,473 That woman literally like looked us 1101 00:46:20,516 --> 00:46:21,953 up and down so aggressively. 1102 00:46:21,996 --> 00:46:24,129 In this instance, you can't say that nobody cares. 1103 00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:27,001 - You saw it. - I saw it. 1104 00:46:30,091 --> 00:46:31,091 Cheers by the way. 1105 00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,706 I feel like I still don't know anything about you. 1106 00:46:36,750 --> 00:46:38,772 We've spent the whole day together and I don't think 1107 00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:39,947 I know a single thing about you. 1108 00:46:39,971 --> 00:46:41,450 There's not much to know. 1109 00:46:41,494 --> 00:46:42,538 Where are you from? 1110 00:46:42,582 --> 00:46:43,626 Here. 1111 00:46:43,670 --> 00:46:44,453 Right here? 1112 00:46:44,497 --> 00:46:45,541 Yeah, from right here. 1113 00:46:45,585 --> 00:46:46,847 From right on this bench. 1114 00:46:48,066 --> 00:46:50,111 Do you have any siblings? 1115 00:46:50,155 --> 00:46:50,982 No. 1116 00:46:51,025 --> 00:46:51,809 None? 1117 00:46:51,852 --> 00:46:52,635 No, none. 1118 00:46:52,679 --> 00:46:53,462 Do you? 1119 00:46:53,506 --> 00:46:54,376 I have a brother. 1120 00:46:54,420 --> 00:46:55,987 I have a younger brother. 1121 00:46:56,030 --> 00:46:56,814 Is he cool? 1122 00:46:56,857 --> 00:46:58,119 He's young. 1123 00:46:58,163 --> 00:46:59,120 He's, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1124 00:46:59,164 --> 00:47:01,296 Are you close with your mom? 1125 00:47:01,340 --> 00:47:02,732 My mom. 1126 00:47:02,776 --> 00:47:04,169 Oh, sorry. 1127 00:47:04,212 --> 00:47:05,953 It's the woman who birthed you. 1128 00:47:05,997 --> 00:47:07,433 Oh, that's what that is. 1129 00:47:07,476 --> 00:47:08,608 - Yeah. - Oh. 1130 00:47:12,307 --> 00:47:15,702 Do you have any hopes and dreams? 1131 00:47:15,745 --> 00:47:16,616 Are you writing a book about me? 1132 00:47:16,659 --> 00:47:17,922 No, but do you? 1133 00:47:17,965 --> 00:47:19,880 If you are, I need to give consent. 1134 00:47:19,924 --> 00:47:21,534 There's lawyers involved. 1135 00:47:21,577 --> 00:47:22,752 If you're already writing. 1136 00:47:22,796 --> 00:47:23,817 Do you have any hopes and dreams? 1137 00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:25,451 I'm just saying, 1138 00:47:25,494 --> 00:47:26,321 if you're writing a book about me, I need to know about it. 1139 00:47:26,365 --> 00:47:27,540 I need to sign some forms. 1140 00:47:27,583 --> 00:47:28,323 Are you gonna work on boats forever? 1141 00:47:28,367 --> 00:47:29,629 I don't know, maybe. 1142 00:47:29,672 --> 00:47:30,630 So that brings me back. 1143 00:47:30,673 --> 00:47:32,066 Do you have hopes and dreams? 1144 00:47:33,502 --> 00:47:34,329 Do you? 1145 00:47:34,373 --> 00:47:35,765 I don't know, Callie. 1146 00:47:35,809 --> 00:47:36,418 What kind of hopes and dreams should a man have? 1147 00:47:36,462 --> 00:47:37,942 I don't know. 1148 00:47:38,116 --> 00:47:42,468 Woodworking, free soloing, accounting, sailing, running. 1149 00:47:43,599 --> 00:47:44,774 Maybe accounting. 1150 00:47:44,818 --> 00:47:47,473 - Accounting? - Yeah, accounting. 1151 00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:49,083 Is that hot? 1152 00:47:49,127 --> 00:47:50,737 That's really hot. 1153 00:47:50,780 --> 00:47:53,305 I'm actually really hot by that. 1154 00:47:53,348 --> 00:47:55,350 You need two accountants? 1155 00:47:59,311 --> 00:48:02,053 - In my spare time. - Oh yeah? 1156 00:48:02,096 --> 00:48:07,014 I paint bad paintings with cheap watercolors. 1157 00:48:08,711 --> 00:48:10,235 That's actually kinda cool. 1158 00:48:10,278 --> 00:48:12,890 So now you would say something about you. 1159 00:48:12,933 --> 00:48:14,065 Why are you so obsessed 1160 00:48:14,108 --> 00:48:15,520 with what other people think about you? 1161 00:48:15,544 --> 00:48:17,198 No, that's about me. 1162 00:48:17,242 --> 00:48:18,330 I'm serious. 1163 00:48:18,373 --> 00:48:19,481 Why are you so obsessed with what? 1164 00:48:19,505 --> 00:48:20,743 Why can't you talk about yourself? 1165 00:48:20,767 --> 00:48:21,787 I'm just not that interesting. 1166 00:48:21,811 --> 00:48:23,770 - Say one thing. - One thing. 1167 00:48:23,813 --> 00:48:24,771 - You can't do it. - I can. 1168 00:48:24,814 --> 00:48:25,641 Yes, I can. 1169 00:48:25,685 --> 00:48:26,425 You really can't do it. 1170 00:48:26,468 --> 00:48:27,817 No, I can do it. 1171 00:48:27,861 --> 00:48:29,907 - I like to draw. - Okay. 1172 00:48:29,950 --> 00:48:31,560 I enjoy drawing. 1173 00:48:31,604 --> 00:48:32,822 Okay. 1174 00:48:32,866 --> 00:48:34,148 With pencils, not with watercolors. 1175 00:48:34,172 --> 00:48:36,130 Right, because then it would be painting. 1176 00:48:36,870 --> 00:48:40,352 Right. 1177 00:48:40,395 --> 00:48:41,395 God, you're smart. 1178 00:48:42,702 --> 00:48:44,747 I think I'm gonna title the book. 1179 00:48:44,791 --> 00:48:47,881 "Not That Interesting, Don't Read This Book." 1180 00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:48,926 That's my book? 1181 00:48:48,969 --> 00:48:50,362 - The book about me? - Yeah. 1182 00:48:50,405 --> 00:48:51,469 And then the first chapter, 1183 00:48:51,493 --> 00:48:52,557 the first chapter will just say, 1184 00:48:52,581 --> 00:48:54,932 unless you like to draw sometimes. 1185 00:48:57,630 --> 00:48:59,327 Are you cold? 1186 00:48:59,371 --> 00:49:00,850 No, I'm okay. 1187 00:49:00,894 --> 00:49:02,393 I'm gonna have like a shirt or something. 1188 00:49:02,417 --> 00:49:03,723 No, I'm okay. 1189 00:49:05,072 --> 00:49:06,745 I understand you're trying to be a gentleman 1190 00:49:06,769 --> 00:49:08,554 but I actually don't need a man. 1191 00:49:08,597 --> 00:49:09,947 You don't need a man? 1192 00:49:09,990 --> 00:49:11,620 Yeah, 'cause I'm really self-sufficient. 1193 00:49:11,644 --> 00:49:12,601 You're an independent woman. 1194 00:49:12,645 --> 00:49:13,428 Very much so. 1195 00:49:13,472 --> 00:49:14,690 I believe it. 1196 00:49:14,734 --> 00:49:15,648 I do everything by myself. 1197 00:49:15,691 --> 00:49:16,475 - Everything? - Yeah. 1198 00:49:16,518 --> 00:49:17,911 I leave the house. 1199 00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:19,695 I guess there's like this boat share thing. 1200 00:49:19,739 --> 00:49:22,394 There's a bug on you. 1201 00:49:22,437 --> 00:49:23,395 - You got it? - Yeah, I got it. 1202 00:49:23,438 --> 00:49:24,831 It's gone. 1203 00:49:24,874 --> 00:49:26,702 There's this boat share thing you can do? 1204 00:49:26,746 --> 00:49:28,226 I guess you can. 1205 00:49:28,269 --> 00:49:29,575 - A boat share? - Yeah. 1206 00:49:29,618 --> 00:49:31,533 You can like pay monthly and you can use a boat. 1207 00:49:31,577 --> 00:49:32,708 What does it mean? 1208 00:49:32,752 --> 00:49:33,971 Like what is short? 1209 00:49:34,014 --> 00:49:35,122 - What is an app? - What is short for? 1210 00:49:35,146 --> 00:49:36,060 You want me to explain to you an app? 1211 00:49:36,103 --> 00:49:36,843 No, I just wonder like what- 1212 00:49:36,886 --> 00:49:39,585 Application. 1213 00:49:39,628 --> 00:49:44,111 - Like a job application? - No, like application. 1214 00:49:44,155 --> 00:49:47,549 I don't know what it means. 1215 00:49:50,900 --> 00:49:53,033 My phoneless day with the boat guy. 1216 00:49:53,077 --> 00:49:55,905 Spoiler, it wasn't terrible, 1217 00:49:55,949 --> 00:49:57,472 but it's like every little thing, 1218 00:49:57,516 --> 00:49:59,866 remembering where you parked your car, checking the time. 1219 00:49:59,909 --> 00:50:02,303 Oh, and another red flag is he's completely afraid 1220 00:50:02,347 --> 00:50:03,348 to talk about himself. 1221 00:50:03,391 --> 00:50:04,610 I know, I know. 1222 00:50:04,653 --> 00:50:07,221 Typical cis man can't show emotion, 1223 00:50:07,265 --> 00:50:09,615 but he for sure has some kinda trauma. 1224 00:50:09,658 --> 00:50:10,616 I mean, we all do. 1225 00:50:10,659 --> 00:50:11,921 Everyone does, and that's okay. 1226 00:50:11,965 --> 00:50:13,421 And you have to confront it and move past it. 1227 00:50:13,445 --> 00:50:15,031 But with Leo, it's like something happens in his head. 1228 00:50:15,055 --> 00:50:19,320 Anytime I say anything serious and he just avoids reality 1229 00:50:19,364 --> 00:50:21,627 and he starts talking about absolute nonsense. 1230 00:50:21,670 --> 00:50:24,151 And I know I say it over and over. 1231 00:50:24,195 --> 00:50:27,024 One red flag is too many red flags. 1232 00:50:28,677 --> 00:50:30,679 And we literally have nothing in common. 1233 00:50:31,941 --> 00:50:33,900 But we laugh a lot. 1234 00:50:33,943 --> 00:50:35,771 Which is nice. 1235 00:50:35,815 --> 00:50:38,078 I think. I don't know. 1236 00:50:40,167 --> 00:50:41,342 I don't know. 1237 00:50:43,170 --> 00:50:44,519 I think I might like him. 1238 00:50:46,130 --> 00:50:47,696 Like for part three. 1239 00:50:47,740 --> 00:50:48,740 Love you, guys. 1240 00:51:06,715 --> 00:51:09,588 I mean, this dude has $30,000 in student debt. 1241 00:51:09,631 --> 00:51:12,069 And he's gonna say, "Fuck it" and make out with that chick? 1242 00:51:12,112 --> 00:51:13,461 I'd make out with that chick. 1243 00:51:13,505 --> 00:51:14,288 Oh my god. 1244 00:51:14,332 --> 00:51:15,202 Straight people. 1245 00:51:15,246 --> 00:51:16,986 $30,000. 1246 00:51:17,030 --> 00:51:18,205 He is performing. 1247 00:51:21,643 --> 00:51:23,210 Did someone order something? 1248 00:51:23,254 --> 00:51:24,254 - No. - No. 1249 00:51:25,386 --> 00:51:26,561 What do I do? 1250 00:51:29,303 --> 00:51:30,435 - Answer it? - No! What? 1251 00:51:30,478 --> 00:51:31,479 The door? 1252 00:51:31,523 --> 00:51:32,915 Do not answer the door. 1253 00:51:32,959 --> 00:51:33,742 I'm sorry. 1254 00:51:33,786 --> 00:51:35,266 They could have a gun. 1255 00:51:35,309 --> 00:51:36,309 Check the ring. 1256 00:51:39,270 --> 00:51:40,227 Oh my god. 1257 00:51:40,271 --> 00:51:41,837 - What? - What is it? 1258 00:51:41,881 --> 00:51:43,622 - Oh my god. - What? 1259 00:51:43,665 --> 00:51:45,841 - Oh my God, Momo. - What? 1260 00:51:47,713 --> 00:51:48,931 Oh my God. 1261 00:51:50,803 --> 00:51:52,021 Does Callie live here? 1262 00:51:53,980 --> 00:51:54,980 Callie! 1263 00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:58,637 Do come in, good sir. 1264 00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:08,777 We've heard a lot about you. 1265 00:52:08,821 --> 00:52:09,604 Oh, right, yeah. 1266 00:52:09,648 --> 00:52:10,953 I'm Leo. 1267 00:52:10,997 --> 00:52:11,780 Oh, we know. 1268 00:52:11,824 --> 00:52:12,607 Hi Momo. 1269 00:52:12,651 --> 00:52:13,652 Oh, hi. 1270 00:52:13,695 --> 00:52:15,088 Hi Momo, where are you? 1271 00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:15,915 Oh, she can hear you. 1272 00:52:15,958 --> 00:52:16,916 You don't have to yell. 1273 00:52:16,959 --> 00:52:18,309 I got arrested in Colorado. 1274 00:52:18,352 --> 00:52:19,851 I can't leave the state for like a year. 1275 00:52:19,875 --> 00:52:21,312 Yeah, it sucks. 1276 00:52:21,355 --> 00:52:22,400 I'm so sorry. 1277 00:52:22,443 --> 00:52:23,836 Yeah, that sounds like it sucks. 1278 00:52:23,879 --> 00:52:27,535 What's the Jesus, Christmas tree? 1279 00:52:27,579 --> 00:52:28,623 Oh. 1280 00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:32,279 This is like comedy clickbait, but also maybe a thirst trap. 1281 00:52:32,627 --> 00:52:33,541 No, I don't know. 1282 00:52:33,585 --> 00:52:35,152 It's for Callie's page. 1283 00:52:35,195 --> 00:52:36,588 Oh, very cool. 1284 00:52:36,631 --> 00:52:37,980 What's a thirst trap? 1285 00:52:38,024 --> 00:52:38,807 What? 1286 00:52:38,851 --> 00:52:40,200 Do you watch the show? 1287 00:52:40,244 --> 00:52:41,027 No. 1288 00:52:41,070 --> 00:52:41,854 No, I've never seen it. 1289 00:52:41,897 --> 00:52:42,811 Why is that? 1290 00:52:42,855 --> 00:52:43,551 Because you don't have a TV? 1291 00:52:43,595 --> 00:52:44,509 No, no, no, no. 1292 00:52:44,552 --> 00:52:45,858 I'm just kidding, any of that. 1293 00:52:45,901 --> 00:52:46,728 Shut up. 1294 00:52:46,772 --> 00:52:47,816 Do you have friends? 1295 00:52:47,860 --> 00:52:48,643 Yeah, yeah. 1296 00:52:48,687 --> 00:52:49,470 That's weird. 1297 00:52:49,514 --> 00:52:50,906 What. 1298 00:52:50,950 --> 00:52:51,864 How do you maintain relationships with people 1299 00:52:51,907 --> 00:52:53,257 if you can't text or call them? 1300 00:52:53,300 --> 00:52:56,173 Wait, you just, "Ooh, I hope I run into them." 1301 00:52:56,216 --> 00:53:00,002 No, you know, you make plans. 1302 00:53:00,046 --> 00:53:01,439 What? How? 1303 00:53:01,482 --> 00:53:04,137 Well, you just show up and you get face-to-face. 1304 00:53:04,181 --> 00:53:05,486 You make plans. 1305 00:53:05,530 --> 00:53:07,445 Oh, is that what you're doing right now? 1306 00:53:07,488 --> 00:53:08,881 Yes. 1307 00:53:08,924 --> 00:53:10,317 Is Callie here? 1308 00:53:10,361 --> 00:53:11,512 I mean, I already screamed her name, 1309 00:53:11,536 --> 00:53:13,364 so I don't know what else I could do. 1310 00:53:13,407 --> 00:53:15,148 You've never used a dating app? 1311 00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:16,802 No. 1312 00:53:16,845 --> 00:53:17,759 Ever heard a Grindr? 1313 00:53:17,803 --> 00:53:19,065 - A what? - What? 1314 00:53:19,108 --> 00:53:20,260 What if a building collapsed around you 1315 00:53:20,284 --> 00:53:21,807 and nobody knew that you were in there. 1316 00:53:21,850 --> 00:53:23,393 And if you had a cell phone, you could save your life, 1317 00:53:23,417 --> 00:53:25,854 but you don't because of some weird, hyper-masculine, 1318 00:53:25,898 --> 00:53:27,900 stubborn rejection of modern technology. 1319 00:53:29,510 --> 00:53:30,816 Yeah, yeah. 1320 00:53:30,859 --> 00:53:31,923 I think I'd wish I had a phone in that scenario. 1321 00:53:31,947 --> 00:53:33,558 What about postmates. 1322 00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:36,909 Of a Postmate? 1323 00:53:36,952 --> 00:53:37,953 Yeah, Postmates. 1324 00:53:37,997 --> 00:53:38,998 Oh my God. Who are you? 1325 00:53:39,041 --> 00:53:39,912 I have a Postmate. 1326 00:53:39,955 --> 00:53:40,782 It's Postmates. 1327 00:53:40,826 --> 00:53:42,219 It's called Postmates. 1328 00:53:42,262 --> 00:53:42,958 You don't have any friends that have Postmates? 1329 00:53:43,002 --> 00:53:43,959 I'm coming. 1330 00:53:44,003 --> 00:53:44,699 You have to know Postmates, 1331 00:53:44,743 --> 00:53:45,743 He has no friends. 1332 00:53:50,183 --> 00:53:51,489 - Hi. - Hi. 1333 00:53:51,532 --> 00:53:53,118 I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming. 1334 00:53:53,142 --> 00:53:53,926 No, no. 1335 00:53:53,969 --> 00:53:54,927 It's my fault. 1336 00:53:54,970 --> 00:53:55,667 I just came in outta the blue. 1337 00:53:55,710 --> 00:53:57,582 You look incredible. 1338 00:53:57,625 --> 00:53:58,625 Oh. 1339 00:54:01,020 --> 00:54:02,630 No. I mean, the whole, the- 1340 00:54:02,674 --> 00:54:04,153 It's a peach. 1341 00:54:04,197 --> 00:54:05,764 You're a peach. 1342 00:54:05,807 --> 00:54:07,785 I wanted to say thank you for having dinner with me 1343 00:54:07,809 --> 00:54:09,333 the other night, and I wanted to see 1344 00:54:09,376 --> 00:54:11,813 if you wanted to come out with me again. 1345 00:54:11,857 --> 00:54:13,467 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1346 00:54:13,511 --> 00:54:14,555 Yeah. 1347 00:54:14,599 --> 00:54:15,599 Great. 1348 00:54:18,646 --> 00:54:20,474 - When? - Now. 1349 00:54:20,518 --> 00:54:21,606 Oh. 1350 00:54:21,649 --> 00:54:22,998 It's short notice, I know. 1351 00:54:23,042 --> 00:54:23,825 I'm so sorry. 1352 00:54:23,869 --> 00:54:25,044 I can't. 1353 00:54:25,087 --> 00:54:25,871 You should go. 1354 00:54:25,914 --> 00:54:26,785 What can't? 1355 00:54:26,828 --> 00:54:27,655 Go, idiot. 1356 00:54:27,699 --> 00:54:28,656 I mean, he did bring. 1357 00:54:28,700 --> 00:54:29,831 A children's toy. 1358 00:54:29,875 --> 00:54:30,789 A children's toy. 1359 00:54:30,832 --> 00:54:33,008 Oh, it's a watercolor set. 1360 00:54:33,052 --> 00:54:34,271 It's dumb. 1361 00:54:34,314 --> 00:54:35,533 It's not dumb. 1362 00:54:35,576 --> 00:54:36,621 It's not dumb. 1363 00:54:36,664 --> 00:54:37,491 My name's Payton. 1364 00:54:37,535 --> 00:54:38,666 Hi Payton. 1365 00:54:38,710 --> 00:54:39,798 I just... 1366 00:54:40,189 --> 00:54:44,106 I was working on something and I'm not like ready? 1367 00:54:44,846 --> 00:54:45,760 Yeah, no. 1368 00:54:45,804 --> 00:54:47,545 It's really out of the blue 1369 00:54:47,588 --> 00:54:49,938 and I can just reschedule the thing. 1370 00:54:49,982 --> 00:54:50,809 It was silly. 1371 00:54:50,852 --> 00:54:52,158 You should have this. 1372 00:54:52,201 --> 00:54:54,639 Callie, go, you stupid fucking peach. 1373 00:55:06,085 --> 00:55:08,174 Leo, my eyes are sweating. 1374 00:55:08,217 --> 00:55:09,325 Can I please just take it off? 1375 00:55:09,349 --> 00:55:10,176 - No. - Seriously. 1376 00:55:10,219 --> 00:55:11,743 No, no, few more steps. 1377 00:55:11,786 --> 00:55:13,092 Almost there. 1378 00:55:13,135 --> 00:55:14,765 No, this is exactly like a lifetime movie. 1379 00:55:14,789 --> 00:55:16,051 Fall in love with a guy. 1380 00:55:16,095 --> 00:55:17,420 Let him blindfold you, lead you on a date. 1381 00:55:17,444 --> 00:55:18,619 And then bam! 1382 00:55:19,794 --> 00:55:21,666 I'm locked in a cage. 1383 00:55:21,709 --> 00:55:23,015 Fall in love with a guy. 1384 00:55:23,885 --> 00:55:25,887 Shut up. You know what I meant. 1385 00:55:25,931 --> 00:55:28,716 That way. 1386 00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:30,414 If anything, I'm gonna fall asleep. 1387 00:55:30,457 --> 00:55:33,634 No, because you can take it off now. 1388 00:56:00,269 --> 00:56:01,269 How? 1389 00:56:02,924 --> 00:56:03,708 They're between shows. 1390 00:56:03,751 --> 00:56:04,926 Like, plays? 1391 00:56:06,450 --> 00:56:08,060 Yeah, like plays. 1392 00:56:12,325 --> 00:56:13,631 Are you proposing to me? 1393 00:56:14,545 --> 00:56:16,982 No, no. 1394 00:56:17,025 --> 00:56:18,723 No, no, no, it's just a date. 1395 00:56:18,766 --> 00:56:20,812 Uh-uh 'cause coffee would be just a date. 1396 00:56:20,855 --> 00:56:22,030 Or ramen. 1397 00:56:22,074 --> 00:56:23,641 Ramen makes a really good date. 1398 00:56:23,684 --> 00:56:26,339 Or you could cook me Costco Pasta in a really crusty pan 1399 00:56:26,383 --> 00:56:28,385 and then tell me it's your grandmother's recipe. 1400 00:56:28,428 --> 00:56:29,342 Callie. 1401 00:56:29,386 --> 00:56:30,546 That's very specific, Callie. 1402 00:56:31,562 --> 00:56:33,259 Callie, your phone's out. 1403 00:56:33,302 --> 00:56:34,608 Okay, okay. 1404 00:56:34,652 --> 00:56:36,436 It's just, this is an especially weird date. 1405 00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:38,090 - How is this weird? - I'm so murdery. 1406 00:56:38,133 --> 00:56:38,960 How is it murdery? 1407 00:56:39,004 --> 00:56:40,527 It started murdery. 1408 00:56:41,876 --> 00:56:44,444 Imagine all those people staring at you. 1409 00:56:44,488 --> 00:56:45,445 Screaming. 1410 00:56:45,489 --> 00:56:47,012 Sing, sing. 1411 00:56:48,013 --> 00:56:49,493 Tell them how you feeling. 1412 00:56:49,536 --> 00:56:51,103 Have you seen a play before? 1413 00:56:51,146 --> 00:56:52,713 Seems like so much pressure. 1414 00:56:52,757 --> 00:56:54,976 Yeah, but then, everybody, they go home. 1415 00:56:55,020 --> 00:56:57,022 They go back to work. 1416 00:56:57,065 --> 00:56:58,676 They have their lives. 1417 00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:01,853 They play fades and they stopped giving shit. 1418 00:57:04,116 --> 00:57:05,116 Yeah. 1419 00:57:13,691 --> 00:57:17,608 So how long has that food been sitting there for? 1420 00:57:17,651 --> 00:57:19,020 Yeah, probably like an hour, hour and a half. 1421 00:57:19,044 --> 00:57:20,437 Yeah. 1422 00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:22,917 But it's grain-free and dairy-free 1423 00:57:22,961 --> 00:57:23,831 It's free grain-free. 1424 00:57:23,875 --> 00:57:24,702 Yeah, it's all the frees. 1425 00:57:24,745 --> 00:57:26,399 I like it a lot. 1426 00:57:27,313 --> 00:57:28,313 It's very extra. 1427 00:57:30,142 --> 00:57:32,884 I just wanted to make sure that I took you out somewhere 1428 00:57:32,927 --> 00:57:35,539 where you knew for sure no one was staring at you. 1429 00:57:35,582 --> 00:57:36,582 You know? 1430 00:58:22,629 --> 00:58:26,807 And if you do end up getting Mexican food, get tacos. 1431 00:58:26,851 --> 00:58:31,116 I just wouldn't do a wet taco, if that makes sense. 1432 00:58:31,159 --> 00:58:33,335 Like don't put the salsa, 1433 00:58:33,379 --> 00:58:36,556 don't put the guacamoles because it's gonna look messy 1434 00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:37,992 in your little baby mouth. 1435 00:58:38,036 --> 00:58:41,430 And not to mention the suggestion. 1436 00:58:44,085 --> 00:58:45,609 I'm officially a badass. 1437 00:58:45,652 --> 00:58:48,437 I'm officially the coolest girl in town because yes, 1438 00:58:48,481 --> 00:58:50,875 you can find me on the back of a motorcycle 1439 00:58:50,918 --> 00:58:54,182 for the first time ever and I was terrified. 1440 00:58:58,796 --> 00:59:00,406 ♪ And it's hot to move 1441 00:59:00,449 --> 00:59:03,191 And if he's using his tongue, should I be using my tongue? 1442 00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:10,721 I feel like if I throw my tongue into the mix 1443 00:59:10,764 --> 00:59:12,026 when his tongue's in the mix, 1444 00:59:12,070 --> 00:59:14,072 then how much tongue is too much tongue? 1445 00:59:15,029 --> 00:59:16,509 Seriously, this is a question. 1446 00:59:16,553 --> 00:59:17,771 Tell me in the comments. 1447 00:59:19,381 --> 00:59:20,687 He asked me if I like to cook, 1448 00:59:20,731 --> 00:59:22,776 and I was like, okay, don't look at my set. 1449 00:59:22,820 --> 00:59:23,603 Stop. 1450 00:59:23,647 --> 00:59:24,647 I saw you look at it. 1451 00:59:25,562 --> 00:59:28,086 But it's just kind of hard to care 1452 00:59:28,129 --> 00:59:30,610 when those eyes are staring at you. 1453 00:59:33,744 --> 00:59:34,571 10 out of 10. 1454 00:59:34,614 --> 00:59:35,963 I give him a 10 out of 10. 1455 01:01:12,407 --> 01:01:16,629 Oh, ah. 1456 01:01:24,245 --> 01:01:25,245 Boo! 1457 01:01:26,204 --> 01:01:27,031 Boo! 1458 01:01:27,074 --> 01:01:29,120 Get out the stage. 1459 01:01:44,918 --> 01:01:45,918 Oh, yeah! 1460 01:02:04,155 --> 01:02:05,155 Oh, yeah! 1461 01:02:27,700 --> 01:02:32,096 Yes! 1462 01:02:33,227 --> 01:02:34,620 Was that good? 1463 01:02:36,448 --> 01:02:37,841 What? 1464 01:02:37,884 --> 01:02:39,494 - What? Yeah. - Okay. 1465 01:02:42,106 --> 01:02:43,237 Was it good for you? 1466 01:02:43,281 --> 01:02:44,804 - Yeah. - Did you? 1467 01:02:44,848 --> 01:02:49,591 Yeah. 1468 01:02:53,639 --> 01:02:56,120 If we're in a keep doing this, 1469 01:02:57,861 --> 01:03:01,647 I'm gonna need it to get so much more boring. 1470 01:03:05,912 --> 01:03:07,218 Boring? 1471 01:03:07,261 --> 01:03:09,742 Yeah, 'cause I'm sweating and I'm panting. 1472 01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:10,743 Oh, okay. 1473 01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:12,049 It's not sustainable. 1474 01:03:13,441 --> 01:03:14,399 Yeah. 1475 01:03:14,442 --> 01:03:15,182 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1476 01:03:15,226 --> 01:03:16,140 I can give it to you. 1477 01:03:16,183 --> 01:03:17,968 So boring that you fall asleep. 1478 01:03:18,011 --> 01:03:19,534 That's exactly what I want. 1479 01:03:19,578 --> 01:03:20,709 That's exactly. 1480 01:03:21,710 --> 01:03:22,755 That's perfect for me. 1481 01:03:22,799 --> 01:03:23,669 Okay. 1482 01:03:23,712 --> 01:03:26,019 Baby, I've got something. 1483 01:03:26,063 --> 01:03:26,846 Oh my God. 1484 01:03:26,890 --> 01:03:27,804 Oh my God. 1485 01:03:27,847 --> 01:03:29,022 Who is that? 1486 01:03:29,066 --> 01:03:31,242 No, actually, who the fuck are you? 1487 01:03:31,285 --> 01:03:32,460 Hey, Mina. 1488 01:03:32,504 --> 01:03:34,636 Not at such a good time. 1489 01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:36,310 Oh, literally, this is not a good fucking time, Leo. 1490 01:03:36,334 --> 01:03:37,552 You have a girlfriend? 1491 01:03:37,596 --> 01:03:38,423 No, no. 1492 01:03:38,466 --> 01:03:40,120 She's not my girlfriend. 1493 01:03:40,164 --> 01:03:41,600 Wow. Wow. 1494 01:03:41,643 --> 01:03:43,602 Okay, I know I'm not your girlfriend, 1495 01:03:43,645 --> 01:03:45,841 but I don't know you were just sleeping with other people. 1496 01:03:45,865 --> 01:03:47,562 Mina, I just thought that you knew 1497 01:03:47,606 --> 01:03:49,477 that this was casual between us 1498 01:03:49,521 --> 01:03:50,914 so maybe we could just go outside. 1499 01:03:50,957 --> 01:03:53,177 What was casual about this? 1500 01:03:53,220 --> 01:03:55,788 You practically forced me to fall in love with you. 1501 01:03:56,615 --> 01:03:57,877 I didn't... 1502 01:03:57,921 --> 01:03:58,704 I didn't- 1503 01:03:58,747 --> 01:03:59,531 Come on. 1504 01:03:59,574 --> 01:04:00,358 I knew this wasn't real. 1505 01:04:00,401 --> 01:04:01,228 It was my sister. 1506 01:04:01,272 --> 01:04:02,316 She was all in my head 1507 01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:03,143 like, "Oh, he's real. 1508 01:04:03,187 --> 01:04:04,362 He's perfect. 1509 01:04:04,405 --> 01:04:05,363 You deserve this." 1510 01:04:05,406 --> 01:04:07,104 But you're not. 1511 01:04:07,147 --> 01:04:10,150 You just don't breed dogs and sell coke like my fucking ex. 1512 01:04:10,194 --> 01:04:11,935 Whatever, Leo. 1513 01:04:11,978 --> 01:04:12,936 You know what? 1514 01:04:12,979 --> 01:04:14,676 You, you are no better. 1515 01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:16,200 Good luck with him. 1516 01:04:16,243 --> 01:04:17,984 Good fucking luck with him. 1517 01:04:18,028 --> 01:04:21,205 I hope you two enjoy having sex together. 1518 01:04:21,248 --> 01:04:25,426 Fucking hey. 1519 01:04:25,470 --> 01:04:26,775 Mythic blend. 1520 01:04:28,081 --> 01:04:30,823 That's the line from the restaurant. 1521 01:04:30,867 --> 01:04:34,479 There are still other restaurants. 1522 01:04:46,708 --> 01:04:47,708 So... 1523 01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:54,281 So how many girls exactly are you seeing right now? 1524 01:04:54,325 --> 01:04:56,414 Callie, it's not like that. 1525 01:04:57,415 --> 01:04:59,939 Look, I mean, we never said we were exclusive. 1526 01:04:59,983 --> 01:05:01,854 I just assumed. 1527 01:05:01,898 --> 01:05:03,203 How do you even have time? 1528 01:05:06,946 --> 01:05:08,730 I was seeing a couple people before, 1529 01:05:08,774 --> 01:05:10,645 but none of it was serious. 1530 01:05:13,213 --> 01:05:16,477 Yeah, I mean, I have people I'm hooking up with too. 1531 01:05:17,696 --> 01:05:19,045 None of them would do that. 1532 01:05:20,481 --> 01:05:25,486 Yeah, she might have read into things a little too much. 1533 01:05:35,627 --> 01:05:36,454 Hey, wait. 1534 01:05:36,497 --> 01:05:37,716 Wait, wait, wait. 1535 01:05:37,759 --> 01:05:39,370 Where you going? 1536 01:05:39,413 --> 01:05:41,087 I think I should go before I read into things too much. 1537 01:05:41,111 --> 01:05:42,111 No, Callie. 1538 01:05:42,808 --> 01:05:44,505 Callie, that's not what I... 1539 01:05:44,549 --> 01:05:45,724 Wait a second. 1540 01:05:45,767 --> 01:05:47,726 I'm not trying to hurt anybody here. 1541 01:05:47,769 --> 01:05:49,858 Leo, I've been with guys like you before. 1542 01:05:49,902 --> 01:05:52,861 You're gonna say whatever you need to say to trick me 1543 01:05:52,905 --> 01:05:54,056 to catch feelings and that I'm- 1544 01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:55,473 I'm not trying to trick you. 1545 01:05:55,516 --> 01:05:56,778 I wasn't trying to trick Mina. 1546 01:05:56,822 --> 01:05:58,955 I'm just saying that like in the moment, 1547 01:05:58,998 --> 01:06:00,913 can't some things just be real? 1548 01:06:00,957 --> 01:06:02,480 Can't it just exist when it exists? 1549 01:06:02,523 --> 01:06:04,743 Can't some things just be a beautiful memory? 1550 01:06:04,786 --> 01:06:06,527 Yeah, that's really deep. 1551 01:06:08,094 --> 01:06:09,704 So what? 1552 01:06:09,748 --> 01:06:13,360 In the moment you're all in and then outta sight outta mind? 1553 01:06:13,404 --> 01:06:14,361 No. 1554 01:06:14,405 --> 01:06:15,469 You know, there's actually, 1555 01:06:15,493 --> 01:06:16,276 there's a name for guys like you. 1556 01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:17,495 What? 1557 01:06:17,538 --> 01:06:18,583 Fuck boys. 1558 01:06:21,238 --> 01:06:23,762 Just wait, just wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1559 01:06:23,805 --> 01:06:24,937 Don't leave yet. 1560 01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:26,460 Leo, what the fuck? 1561 01:06:26,504 --> 01:06:27,331 Don't leave. 1562 01:06:27,374 --> 01:06:28,680 Just don't leave yet. 1563 01:06:28,723 --> 01:06:30,638 Hey, you can still jump back. 1564 01:06:30,682 --> 01:06:31,726 You're kidnapping me? 1565 01:06:31,770 --> 01:06:32,901 No, I just- 1566 01:06:32,945 --> 01:06:33,728 - Oh, you're finally gonna murder me? 1567 01:06:33,772 --> 01:06:35,382 I could tie us back up. 1568 01:06:35,426 --> 01:06:37,167 Or you can come for a ride. 1569 01:06:43,434 --> 01:06:44,434 Seriously? 1570 01:06:50,441 --> 01:06:51,441 Please. 1571 01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:02,018 I was starting to think that this wasn't even a real boat. 1572 01:08:34,675 --> 01:08:37,461 On the way out to Catalina. 1573 01:08:37,504 --> 01:08:38,940 It's pretty, huh? 1574 01:08:40,899 --> 01:08:41,899 Yeah. 1575 01:08:47,384 --> 01:08:50,213 Yeah, this is kind of the only place I... 1576 01:08:50,256 --> 01:08:52,476 I don't know, where I can get clear. 1577 01:08:53,955 --> 01:08:56,480 The city, everything just gets so blurry, you know? 1578 01:08:59,526 --> 01:09:00,832 Yeah, it's nice. 1579 01:09:05,837 --> 01:09:07,578 So what happened? 1580 01:09:07,621 --> 01:09:12,017 - With Mina? - No, not with Mina. 1581 01:09:12,060 --> 01:09:13,105 I mean, you. 1582 01:09:16,282 --> 01:09:18,632 Why come out here to be a sad moody boy? 1583 01:09:21,331 --> 01:09:23,289 I mean, you don't have to tell me, 1584 01:09:23,333 --> 01:09:25,683 but you did just kidnap me. 1585 01:09:34,605 --> 01:09:39,000 I got out of a relationship kind of recently 1586 01:09:39,044 --> 01:09:43,353 and it messed me up a little bit so. 1587 01:09:45,703 --> 01:09:46,703 How recently? 1588 01:09:47,618 --> 01:09:48,706 Like three years. 1589 01:09:51,665 --> 01:09:52,665 Okay. 1590 01:09:53,232 --> 01:09:57,149 Three years is not just getting out of her relationship. 1591 01:09:58,019 --> 01:10:01,762 Leo, three years, it's such a long time. 1592 01:10:01,806 --> 01:10:02,806 I know, I know. 1593 01:10:05,331 --> 01:10:06,331 That's stupid. 1594 01:10:09,901 --> 01:10:10,901 Just time flew. 1595 01:10:13,252 --> 01:10:14,252 You loved her? 1596 01:10:21,695 --> 01:10:22,914 Yeah, I did. 1597 01:10:25,569 --> 01:10:27,310 You still love her. 1598 01:10:29,790 --> 01:10:30,790 No. 1599 01:10:32,402 --> 01:10:33,446 I don't know. 1600 01:10:35,579 --> 01:10:36,580 I don't think so. 1601 01:10:37,494 --> 01:10:38,732 You know, I've never really understood 1602 01:10:38,756 --> 01:10:41,585 the attraction to sad boys. 1603 01:10:41,628 --> 01:10:45,328 All these girls, they're gonna go save these sad boys 1604 01:10:45,371 --> 01:10:47,068 and nurse them back to health. 1605 01:10:48,505 --> 01:10:50,333 It's just never really been my thing. 1606 01:10:53,553 --> 01:10:54,553 How's this? 1607 01:10:55,816 --> 01:10:56,600 That's much better. 1608 01:10:56,643 --> 01:10:58,123 This is good. 1609 01:11:00,821 --> 01:11:01,821 Yeah. 1610 01:11:10,396 --> 01:11:11,484 What time is it? 1611 01:11:11,528 --> 01:11:12,311 I don't know. 1612 01:11:12,355 --> 01:11:13,921 Where's your phone? 1613 01:11:13,965 --> 01:11:15,140 Somewhere. 1614 01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:20,363 What? 1615 01:11:20,406 --> 01:11:21,625 - Stop. - What? 1616 01:11:21,668 --> 01:11:22,669 Whoa, are you serious? 1617 01:11:22,713 --> 01:11:24,280 I don't have it. 1618 01:11:26,369 --> 01:11:28,849 - You don't have it? - I don't have it. 1619 01:11:28,893 --> 01:11:32,244 Your 100,000 friends must be so worried about you. 1620 01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:33,811 2.1 million. 1621 01:11:38,381 --> 01:11:39,967 It's been like two hours since you checked. 1622 01:11:39,991 --> 01:11:41,011 You know, they probably are. 1623 01:11:41,035 --> 01:11:42,080 Worried about you? 1624 01:11:42,123 --> 01:11:43,081 - Yeah. - Okay. 1625 01:11:43,124 --> 01:11:44,996 I mean, my mom for sure is. 1626 01:11:45,039 --> 01:11:47,259 I had like two anxiety attacks and she constantly thinks 1627 01:11:47,303 --> 01:11:48,826 I'm gonna jump off a building. 1628 01:11:53,134 --> 01:11:54,135 Are you serious? 1629 01:11:54,179 --> 01:11:55,223 It's fine. 1630 01:11:57,530 --> 01:11:59,793 How you never told me that you have anxiety attacks? 1631 01:12:00,881 --> 01:12:01,969 I mean, who doesn't? 1632 01:12:05,146 --> 01:12:06,539 If you ever wanna talk about it. 1633 01:12:06,583 --> 01:12:08,498 Yeah, let's talk about it. 1634 01:12:08,541 --> 01:12:10,369 Let's get like really deep into it. 1635 01:12:10,413 --> 01:12:11,979 Okay, all right. 1636 01:12:13,329 --> 01:12:14,330 I'm serious. 1637 01:12:21,337 --> 01:12:23,402 But hey, you can tell those people who are worried about you 1638 01:12:23,426 --> 01:12:28,387 that you had a real nice human connection, interaction. 1639 01:12:29,997 --> 01:12:31,434 Yeah, this has been 1640 01:12:31,477 --> 01:12:36,090 such an amazing connection, interaction. 1641 01:12:36,134 --> 01:12:37,788 I'm having a great time. 1642 01:12:38,789 --> 01:12:39,920 I'm sorry about tonight. 1643 01:12:39,964 --> 01:12:41,226 That was dramatic. 1644 01:12:41,269 --> 01:12:44,229 That was nice of her to bring us wine. 1645 01:12:44,272 --> 01:12:45,839 Yeah. 1646 01:12:45,883 --> 01:12:48,755 Yeah, I didn't appreciate the delivery system, but yeah. 1647 01:12:48,799 --> 01:12:49,974 She's polite. 1648 01:12:51,889 --> 01:12:52,889 I like her. 1649 01:13:29,883 --> 01:13:30,841 Hi. 1650 01:13:30,884 --> 01:13:32,451 Hey. 1651 01:13:32,495 --> 01:13:33,757 You didn't wake me up. 1652 01:13:34,714 --> 01:13:36,716 I know better than to wake a woman up. 1653 01:13:41,939 --> 01:13:42,939 Chin up. 1654 01:13:48,293 --> 01:13:49,468 It's to remember me by. 1655 01:13:51,688 --> 01:13:52,688 Wow. 1656 01:13:56,388 --> 01:13:58,216 Wait, that doesn't make sense 1657 01:13:58,259 --> 01:13:59,870 'cause this is a drawing of me. 1658 01:13:59,913 --> 01:14:02,263 So that would make me remember me. 1659 01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:05,310 I think you should have it. 1660 01:14:05,353 --> 01:14:06,353 You keep it. 1661 01:14:07,225 --> 01:14:08,225 Here. 1662 01:14:10,663 --> 01:14:15,625 For you to remember me by as I sail off into the night, 1663 01:14:16,495 --> 01:14:18,149 never to be seen again. 1664 01:14:21,021 --> 01:14:22,021 Shit. 1665 01:14:27,767 --> 01:14:29,203 What do you doing right now? 1666 01:14:31,205 --> 01:14:33,556 What did you have in mind? 1667 01:14:33,599 --> 01:14:34,599 It's a surprise. 1668 01:14:44,828 --> 01:14:46,743 So, Leo, right? 1669 01:14:46,786 --> 01:14:47,744 Yeah. 1670 01:14:47,787 --> 01:14:49,223 And your Callie's partner or? 1671 01:14:49,267 --> 01:14:50,529 It's undefined. 1672 01:14:50,573 --> 01:14:52,313 Very cute, undefined. 1673 01:14:53,227 --> 01:14:54,446 All right, I'll just say it. 1674 01:14:54,490 --> 01:14:56,076 Callie, why did you bring this random guy 1675 01:14:56,100 --> 01:14:57,362 to our family therapy? 1676 01:14:57,405 --> 01:14:58,450 I mean, no offense, bro. 1677 01:14:58,494 --> 01:14:59,601 We are not all thinking that. 1678 01:14:59,625 --> 01:15:00,974 We are not thinking that. 1679 01:15:01,018 --> 01:15:02,018 No I was. 1680 01:15:02,715 --> 01:15:03,977 Yeah. 1681 01:15:04,021 --> 01:15:06,458 It was very nice to meet you family 1682 01:15:06,502 --> 01:15:08,286 at your family therapy. 1683 01:15:08,329 --> 01:15:09,417 I'll just wait outside. 1684 01:15:09,461 --> 01:15:10,767 - Nice meeting you. - No, no, no. 1685 01:15:10,810 --> 01:15:13,291 The problem is Leo's having a really hard time 1686 01:15:13,334 --> 01:15:16,381 getting over a breakup that was three years ago. 1687 01:15:16,424 --> 01:15:17,750 So I thought it could be really good for him 1688 01:15:17,774 --> 01:15:18,644 to come talk about it. 1689 01:15:18,688 --> 01:15:20,298 No, I don't think that. 1690 01:15:20,341 --> 01:15:21,667 Well also, it could be beneficial for the rest of us 1691 01:15:21,691 --> 01:15:23,780 to listen and start to recognize the difference 1692 01:15:23,823 --> 01:15:25,608 between like a romantic breakup 1693 01:15:25,651 --> 01:15:27,610 and your daughter moving into an apartment. 1694 01:15:27,653 --> 01:15:29,675 But the difference is it's more painful, Margaret. 1695 01:15:29,699 --> 01:15:31,657 Let's try not to compare, but sure. 1696 01:15:31,701 --> 01:15:34,007 Sometimes, listening to someone else's emotional journey 1697 01:15:34,051 --> 01:15:35,966 can help us self-reflect. 1698 01:15:36,009 --> 01:15:37,315 I just don't think this- 1699 01:15:37,358 --> 01:15:38,316 - She broke his heart and now he sleeps around 1700 01:15:38,359 --> 01:15:39,926 to fill the void that she left. 1701 01:15:41,058 --> 01:15:41,841 I don't sleep around. 1702 01:15:41,885 --> 01:15:42,668 That's, that's... 1703 01:15:42,712 --> 01:15:43,712 I don't, that's... 1704 01:15:44,496 --> 01:15:46,977 Can't make a wife out of a hoe, bro. 1705 01:15:47,020 --> 01:15:48,631 She's for the streets now. 1706 01:15:48,674 --> 01:15:50,391 It's time to hop back on that choo choo train. 1707 01:15:50,415 --> 01:15:51,329 You feel me? 1708 01:15:51,372 --> 01:15:53,070 Why you talk like that? 1709 01:15:53,113 --> 01:15:54,550 Like what? 1710 01:15:54,593 --> 01:15:57,553 Wait, so is Callie the choo choo train in that? 1711 01:15:57,596 --> 01:15:58,858 Come on, please. 1712 01:15:58,902 --> 01:16:02,166 And she was actually a really great woman 1713 01:16:02,209 --> 01:16:04,013 and she was one of the best people I've ever met, so. 1714 01:16:04,037 --> 01:16:05,386 Was? 1715 01:16:05,430 --> 01:16:06,866 Are you dating this guy? 1716 01:16:06,910 --> 01:16:08,302 Oh my god. 1717 01:16:08,346 --> 01:16:09,869 She like dead or something? 1718 01:16:09,913 --> 01:16:11,958 - What? - Oh no. 1719 01:16:12,002 --> 01:16:13,699 Is she? 1720 01:16:13,743 --> 01:16:16,223 I take back the stuff about her being a hoe if she's dead. 1721 01:16:16,267 --> 01:16:18,008 Yeah, that was bad. 1722 01:16:20,314 --> 01:16:21,141 Okay. 1723 01:16:21,185 --> 01:16:21,968 It was nice to meet you. 1724 01:16:22,012 --> 01:16:23,012 Leo, I... 1725 01:16:23,796 --> 01:16:24,623 Wait. 1726 01:16:24,667 --> 01:16:26,190 So like, how did she die? 1727 01:16:26,233 --> 01:16:29,106 Callie, I don't know if a guy with a dead girlfriend 1728 01:16:29,149 --> 01:16:30,455 is a good choice. 1729 01:16:30,498 --> 01:16:31,587 I might have to agree. 1730 01:16:31,630 --> 01:16:33,030 He doesn't have a dead girlfriend. 1731 01:16:33,066 --> 01:16:34,415 Let's reel this back in, Callie. 1732 01:16:34,459 --> 01:16:36,156 - He sure seemed nice. - Yeah. 1733 01:16:36,200 --> 01:16:38,245 Seriously, Dan? 1734 01:16:38,289 --> 01:16:39,551 He killed someone. 1735 01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:40,987 No, he did not. 1736 01:16:41,031 --> 01:16:42,119 He's not a murderer. 1737 01:16:42,162 --> 01:16:43,642 Can we please get back to here? 1738 01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:46,253 Was that really bad? 1739 01:16:47,603 --> 01:16:48,603 It wasn't good. 1740 01:16:53,696 --> 01:16:54,696 I don't know. 1741 01:16:56,829 --> 01:16:59,266 I mean, can I be with someone 1742 01:16:59,310 --> 01:17:01,442 who's not emotionally available? 1743 01:17:01,486 --> 01:17:02,618 Probably not. 1744 01:17:04,271 --> 01:17:05,795 Do I wanna try? 1745 01:17:07,884 --> 01:17:08,884 Yes. 1746 01:17:10,713 --> 01:17:12,758 I guess that's my toxic trait. 1747 01:17:33,997 --> 01:17:35,912 So now I'm going down. 1748 01:17:41,918 --> 01:17:44,311 Oh, hey, Callie girl. 1749 01:17:44,355 --> 01:17:45,748 Hey, guys. 1750 01:17:45,791 --> 01:17:47,793 Sorry, this is probably a bad time. 1751 01:17:47,837 --> 01:17:49,012 Oh, no. 1752 01:17:49,055 --> 01:17:49,839 No, no, no, no, no. 1753 01:17:49,882 --> 01:17:51,754 Get your butt in here. 1754 01:17:51,797 --> 01:17:53,494 Okay. 1755 01:17:53,538 --> 01:17:54,539 Thank you. 1756 01:17:55,801 --> 01:17:57,585 We got a seat right here. 1757 01:17:57,629 --> 01:17:59,022 No, it's okay. 1758 01:17:59,065 --> 01:18:00,173 - No, I sit down right here. - No, I don't think- 1759 01:18:00,197 --> 01:18:00,980 - I got a drink for you right here. 1760 01:18:01,024 --> 01:18:02,025 It's okay. 1761 01:18:02,068 --> 01:18:02,852 No, take the drink. 1762 01:18:02,895 --> 01:18:03,940 Take the drink. 1763 01:18:03,983 --> 01:18:04,941 Leo, get a drink. 1764 01:18:04,984 --> 01:18:06,769 And this is Tim. 1765 01:18:06,812 --> 01:18:08,118 This is Bud. 1766 01:18:08,161 --> 01:18:09,336 - Hi. - Hey. 1767 01:18:09,380 --> 01:18:10,250 I'm Dusty. 1768 01:18:10,294 --> 01:18:11,121 You're Dusty. 1769 01:18:11,164 --> 01:18:12,731 And this is Leo. 1770 01:18:12,775 --> 01:18:14,254 I've heard about him. 1771 01:18:14,298 --> 01:18:15,212 You know something? 1772 01:18:15,255 --> 01:18:16,648 For as long as we've known Leo, 1773 01:18:16,692 --> 01:18:18,998 I don't think that we have ever been introduced 1774 01:18:19,042 --> 01:18:21,435 to any of his lady friends on his boat. 1775 01:18:21,479 --> 01:18:23,002 Oh. 1776 01:18:23,046 --> 01:18:24,612 Oh, I'm honored. 1777 01:18:25,701 --> 01:18:27,050 That's a big honor, right? 1778 01:18:28,138 --> 01:18:31,010 No, I mean, like ever. 1779 01:18:31,054 --> 01:18:32,446 I mean of all... 1780 01:18:32,490 --> 01:18:36,189 - Oh, all the women. - No, that's... 1781 01:18:36,233 --> 01:18:37,060 No, I think you should. 1782 01:18:37,103 --> 01:18:38,148 I wanna hear it. 1783 01:18:41,151 --> 01:18:42,151 What is it? 1784 01:18:46,417 --> 01:18:47,679 To remember me by. 1785 01:18:50,726 --> 01:18:51,509 You don't have to. 1786 01:18:51,552 --> 01:18:52,552 Yeah, yeah, oh. 1787 01:18:55,992 --> 01:18:56,993 Is that? 1788 01:18:57,036 --> 01:18:58,298 I never said I was good. 1789 01:18:58,342 --> 01:19:00,170 Is this me? 1790 01:19:00,213 --> 01:19:01,040 Yeah. 1791 01:19:01,084 --> 01:19:02,302 I mean, obviously. 1792 01:19:02,346 --> 01:19:04,174 Yeah, obviously. 1793 01:19:04,217 --> 01:19:05,088 Yeah, it's my boat. 1794 01:19:05,131 --> 01:19:07,133 Wow, it's terrible. 1795 01:19:07,177 --> 01:19:07,960 Yeah, I know. 1796 01:19:08,004 --> 01:19:12,399 I love it. 1797 01:19:12,443 --> 01:19:13,444 I love it. 1798 01:19:20,277 --> 01:19:21,757 So what are you guys doing? 1799 01:19:25,369 --> 01:19:26,369 My therapy. 1800 01:19:31,854 --> 01:19:33,116 Salute. 1801 01:19:33,159 --> 01:19:34,682 - To Therapy. - To therapy. 1802 01:20:06,323 --> 01:20:07,323 Callie. 1803 01:20:08,499 --> 01:20:09,282 I'm peeing. 1804 01:20:09,326 --> 01:20:10,196 I'm so sorry. 1805 01:20:10,240 --> 01:20:11,763 Yeah, I was just peeing. 1806 01:20:11,807 --> 01:20:13,872 I know but like, I thought that that would be funny. 1807 01:20:13,896 --> 01:20:15,961 I thought it'd be payback for the other night or something. 1808 01:20:15,985 --> 01:20:17,005 Really, I was just peeing. 1809 01:20:17,029 --> 01:20:18,465 It was such a fucked up idea. 1810 01:20:18,509 --> 01:20:21,599 It was, and I'd never wanna see your family again. 1811 01:20:21,642 --> 01:20:22,818 Me either. 1812 01:20:22,861 --> 01:20:24,820 I don't ever wanna see my family again. 1813 01:20:24,863 --> 01:20:25,733 You wanna make out with me? 1814 01:20:25,777 --> 01:20:27,387 I wanna do that so bad. 1815 01:20:27,431 --> 01:20:28,954 All right, let's do that. 1816 01:21:51,732 --> 01:21:54,083 Callie, you good in there? 1817 01:22:40,172 --> 01:22:41,260 I'm unwell. 1818 01:22:42,827 --> 01:22:44,307 You should go to rehab. 1819 01:22:44,350 --> 01:22:45,743 Don't say that. 1820 01:22:45,786 --> 01:22:48,093 That's really offensive to people who go to rehab. 1821 01:22:48,137 --> 01:22:49,355 - It's offensive? - Yeah. 1822 01:22:50,748 --> 01:22:53,098 Okay, well, I'll apologize to them later. 1823 01:22:53,142 --> 01:22:55,492 Hey, hell of a performance last night. 1824 01:22:57,450 --> 01:22:58,669 I remember nothing. 1825 01:23:00,584 --> 01:23:01,846 Why don't I do that? 1826 01:23:01,889 --> 01:23:03,108 You wanna scrub it? 1827 01:23:03,152 --> 01:23:03,935 Yeah. 1828 01:23:03,979 --> 01:23:05,154 You wanna scrub it? 1829 01:23:05,197 --> 01:23:06,155 I know you do, earn my keep around. 1830 01:23:06,198 --> 01:23:07,025 Brush side. 1831 01:23:07,069 --> 01:23:07,808 It is the brush side down. 1832 01:23:07,852 --> 01:23:08,679 Oh. 1833 01:23:08,722 --> 01:23:10,072 And dip it in the water. 1834 01:23:10,115 --> 01:23:10,898 The good water, the clean water. 1835 01:23:10,942 --> 01:23:12,074 Not the- 1836 01:23:12,117 --> 01:23:12,857 - This is like so much more complicated 1837 01:23:12,900 --> 01:23:14,076 than you made it sound. 1838 01:23:14,119 --> 01:23:15,531 It's very simple. It's very simple. 1839 01:23:15,555 --> 01:23:17,514 We're not going that far out into the ocean. 1840 01:23:17,557 --> 01:23:19,211 It doesn't matter. 1841 01:23:19,255 --> 01:23:20,386 I'm still gonna throw up. 1842 01:23:20,430 --> 01:23:21,581 I don't think you're gonna throw up 1843 01:23:21,605 --> 01:23:23,520 that's being a little dramatic. 1844 01:23:23,563 --> 01:23:25,957 Wait, are you Callie Girl? 1845 01:23:27,219 --> 01:23:28,568 Yeah. 1846 01:23:28,612 --> 01:23:29,526 Hi. 1847 01:23:29,569 --> 01:23:30,831 Wait, this is so crazy. 1848 01:23:30,875 --> 01:23:32,311 I watch all of your stuff. 1849 01:23:32,355 --> 01:23:33,269 I like, love you. 1850 01:23:33,312 --> 01:23:34,400 Oh my God. Thank you. 1851 01:23:34,444 --> 01:23:35,314 That's really nice. 1852 01:23:35,358 --> 01:23:37,099 I follow her on Instagram. 1853 01:23:37,142 --> 01:23:38,622 Real life influencer. 1854 01:23:41,016 --> 01:23:42,278 Shit, this is boat guy? 1855 01:23:43,366 --> 01:23:44,889 Boat guy. 1856 01:23:44,932 --> 01:23:45,716 You talking about me? 1857 01:23:45,759 --> 01:23:46,759 I'm boat guy? 1858 01:23:47,631 --> 01:23:49,067 Yeah, thank you so much. 1859 01:23:49,111 --> 01:23:51,069 I really appreciate you. 1860 01:23:51,113 --> 01:23:52,027 Thanks for that. 1861 01:23:52,070 --> 01:23:53,767 I'm so sorry for your loss. 1862 01:23:54,899 --> 01:23:55,899 My loss? 1863 01:23:57,858 --> 01:23:59,034 Actually... 1864 01:23:59,077 --> 01:24:00,035 Actually, do you mind if I just take, 1865 01:24:00,078 --> 01:24:01,862 I haven't seen it before. 1866 01:24:03,038 --> 01:24:04,517 I haven't seen it. 1867 01:24:04,561 --> 01:24:06,278 I feel like I might have kinda like, screw this up? 1868 01:24:06,302 --> 01:24:07,216 No, no. 1869 01:24:07,259 --> 01:24:08,608 I just haven't seen it before. 1870 01:24:08,652 --> 01:24:09,522 Okay. 1871 01:24:09,566 --> 01:24:11,046 Yeah, this is the new one. 1872 01:24:11,089 --> 01:24:12,089 Oh, okay. 1873 01:24:12,917 --> 01:24:15,006 In the boat bathroom, you flush with your foot. 1874 01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:16,355 Look. 1875 01:24:16,399 --> 01:24:18,401 Science. 1876 01:24:18,444 --> 01:24:19,880 Okay. 1877 01:24:19,924 --> 01:24:21,324 You're welcome for showing you that. 1878 01:24:22,057 --> 01:24:23,971 I'm pretty sure I'm like a major asshole 1879 01:24:24,015 --> 01:24:26,800 'cause I think his ex is dead, 1880 01:24:26,844 --> 01:24:31,327 which makes me like such a shitty person, right? 1881 01:24:38,247 --> 01:24:39,291 Thanks. 1882 01:24:39,335 --> 01:24:40,597 - Sure. - Yeah. 1883 01:24:40,640 --> 01:24:41,554 Okay. 1884 01:24:41,598 --> 01:24:42,381 Bye. 1885 01:24:42,425 --> 01:24:43,382 Sorry. 1886 01:24:43,426 --> 01:24:45,428 It's really nice to meet you. 1887 01:24:45,471 --> 01:24:46,471 Sorry. 1888 01:24:50,737 --> 01:24:51,738 I was really drunk. 1889 01:24:51,782 --> 01:24:53,131 And that was way outta context 1890 01:24:53,175 --> 01:24:54,543 because I said a lot of stuff after that. 1891 01:24:54,567 --> 01:24:57,092 I actually said that I was gonna stop filming you. 1892 01:24:58,789 --> 01:25:00,007 Yeah, what was that? 1893 01:25:00,051 --> 01:25:02,053 Yeah, just watch the ones before 1894 01:25:02,097 --> 01:25:03,663 because it'll make way more sense. 1895 01:25:03,707 --> 01:25:05,752 I mean, what was it though? 1896 01:25:05,796 --> 01:25:07,667 You're like, documenting me or? 1897 01:25:07,711 --> 01:25:10,975 No, I'm not documenting you. 1898 01:25:11,018 --> 01:25:12,629 I just... 1899 01:25:12,672 --> 01:25:14,346 I thought that we said that we were gonna be real, Callie. 1900 01:25:14,370 --> 01:25:15,370 Yeah, we are. 1901 01:25:17,199 --> 01:25:19,244 You know, it's my fault 1902 01:25:19,288 --> 01:25:21,116 'cause I know that this is what you do 1903 01:25:21,159 --> 01:25:23,857 and I shouldn't known better. 1904 01:25:23,901 --> 01:25:25,032 Right? 1905 01:25:25,076 --> 01:25:26,077 Leo. 1906 01:25:26,121 --> 01:25:26,904 Leo, come on. 1907 01:25:26,947 --> 01:25:28,427 No, no. 1908 01:25:28,471 --> 01:25:31,648 Seriously, I just think that you should probably go. 1909 01:25:33,084 --> 01:25:34,520 Can we talk about it? 1910 01:25:34,564 --> 01:25:35,715 I mean, I don't know what we're gonna talk about. 1911 01:25:35,739 --> 01:25:37,436 Callie, you said that my ex is dead. 1912 01:25:37,480 --> 01:25:38,718 You're just like making up stories. 1913 01:25:38,742 --> 01:25:40,004 She lives in the valley. 1914 01:25:40,047 --> 01:25:41,179 The valley? 1915 01:25:41,223 --> 01:25:42,963 Why do you have a box of her stuff? 1916 01:25:43,007 --> 01:25:44,226 She just moved to the valley? 1917 01:25:44,269 --> 01:25:45,488 You went do my stuff? 1918 01:25:45,531 --> 01:25:46,813 You have a hospital bracelet in there. 1919 01:25:46,837 --> 01:25:50,188 So I thought, like Bella said it and then I- 1920 01:25:50,232 --> 01:25:51,470 - How are you going through my stuff? 1921 01:25:51,494 --> 01:25:52,906 No, I'm not like going through your stuff. 1922 01:25:52,930 --> 01:25:54,888 You should keep toilet paper next to your toilet 1923 01:25:54,932 --> 01:25:56,344 so people don't have to open your cabinet. 1924 01:25:56,368 --> 01:25:57,432 Yeah, Callie, I know where toilet paper goes. 1925 01:25:57,456 --> 01:25:58,651 Why did you go through my stuff? 1926 01:25:58,675 --> 01:26:00,198 Why do you have a hospital bracelet? 1927 01:26:00,242 --> 01:26:01,567 Because maybe I gave her an edible 1928 01:26:01,591 --> 01:26:03,134 when she got really high and I had to take her 1929 01:26:03,158 --> 01:26:04,265 to the hospital because she thought she was gonna die 1930 01:26:04,289 --> 01:26:05,247 but everything was fine. 1931 01:26:05,290 --> 01:26:06,509 It was a really nice memory 1932 01:26:06,552 --> 01:26:07,747 and I wanted to just keep it just private. 1933 01:26:07,771 --> 01:26:08,467 'Cause that's where private things go. 1934 01:26:08,511 --> 01:26:09,729 Leo, that's weird. 1935 01:26:09,773 --> 01:26:11,122 It's so weird you still have that. 1936 01:26:11,166 --> 01:26:12,447 It's weird that you have her stuff. 1937 01:26:12,471 --> 01:26:13,472 Yeah, okay. It's weird. 1938 01:26:13,516 --> 01:26:14,865 So I'm just a big weirdo, okay. 1939 01:26:14,908 --> 01:26:15,929 So you're just gonna capture the weirdos stuff 1940 01:26:15,953 --> 01:26:17,607 and put it on your talk ticker, 1941 01:26:17,650 --> 01:26:19,324 and you're just gonna put it out to the internet 1942 01:26:19,348 --> 01:26:21,326 and you're just gonna expose the weirdo's life, right? 1943 01:26:21,350 --> 01:26:22,805 You're gonna expose it to your whole internet friends? 1944 01:26:22,829 --> 01:26:24,440 How could I expose you? 1945 01:26:24,483 --> 01:26:26,093 I know nothing about you. 1946 01:26:26,137 --> 01:26:27,419 I mean clearly, you won't tell me anything about yourself. 1947 01:26:27,443 --> 01:26:28,574 Well this is why, Callie. 1948 01:26:28,618 --> 01:26:29,836 Why? 1949 01:26:29,880 --> 01:26:31,490 Because now I know something about you? 1950 01:26:31,534 --> 01:26:32,902 Why is that such a bad thing if people even know about you? 1951 01:26:32,926 --> 01:26:34,493 'Cause it's not up to you. 1952 01:26:34,537 --> 01:26:36,669 'Cause it's not your story to tell, Callie. 1953 01:26:37,627 --> 01:26:39,194 I fucked up. 1954 01:26:39,237 --> 01:26:40,237 Callie, I used... 1955 01:26:41,152 --> 01:26:42,458 I was not a very good guy. 1956 01:26:43,981 --> 01:26:45,983 But I thought I could be a good guy with you. 1957 01:26:47,680 --> 01:26:49,136 And I see now that that's not possible 1958 01:26:49,160 --> 01:26:51,510 because Callie, you're really fucking self-centered 1959 01:26:51,554 --> 01:26:53,469 and everybody just plays this tiny little role 1960 01:26:53,512 --> 01:26:54,905 in your little story, right? 1961 01:26:58,082 --> 01:27:01,128 You're one to talk, Leo. 1962 01:27:01,172 --> 01:27:03,261 Look, I know your game. 1963 01:27:03,305 --> 01:27:05,481 You bring women here to give them, what was it? 1964 01:27:05,524 --> 01:27:06,917 Memories? 1965 01:27:06,960 --> 01:27:08,919 A little fantasy? Romance? 1966 01:27:08,962 --> 01:27:11,138 Don't act like that's not what this is. 1967 01:27:11,182 --> 01:27:12,183 I'm not really here. 1968 01:27:12,792 --> 01:27:15,317 I'm not really in your world 'cause you won't let me in. 1969 01:27:16,535 --> 01:27:18,165 This is exactly what I'm talking about, Callie. 1970 01:27:18,189 --> 01:27:21,105 Everybody just exists inside your little privilege bubble. 1971 01:27:22,106 --> 01:27:24,171 They don't matter unless they are in your little story. 1972 01:27:24,195 --> 01:27:25,109 You just do everything, what? 1973 01:27:25,152 --> 01:27:26,066 To be like by total strangers? 1974 01:27:26,110 --> 01:27:27,416 I don't need to be liked. 1975 01:27:27,459 --> 01:27:28,610 That's not what this is about. 1976 01:27:28,634 --> 01:27:29,548 That's exactly what this is about. 1977 01:27:29,592 --> 01:27:30,810 No, it's not what it's about. 1978 01:27:30,854 --> 01:27:32,353 I'm trying to do something with my life. 1979 01:27:32,377 --> 01:27:34,466 So yeah, I share personal details because I have to. 1980 01:27:34,510 --> 01:27:35,989 But at least I want something, Leo. 1981 01:27:36,033 --> 01:27:38,209 I'm not 28 years old living on a boat. 1982 01:27:38,253 --> 01:27:40,864 Mourning a breakup that was three fucking years ago. 1983 01:27:40,907 --> 01:27:42,822 Like, get over it, dude. 1984 01:27:45,782 --> 01:27:47,479 So this is the real Callie. 1985 01:27:47,523 --> 01:27:48,872 It's nice to finally meet you. 1986 01:27:48,915 --> 01:27:49,829 Can't say the same 'cause I still don't know 1987 01:27:49,873 --> 01:27:51,266 who the fuck you are. 1988 01:27:51,309 --> 01:27:52,895 That's funny because you have no problem sharing 1989 01:27:52,919 --> 01:27:54,181 personal details about my life. 1990 01:27:54,225 --> 01:27:55,246 I shared personal details about my life. 1991 01:27:55,270 --> 01:27:57,272 You're just in my life right now. 1992 01:27:57,315 --> 01:27:58,708 So Yeah, I talked about you. 1993 01:27:58,751 --> 01:27:59,578 You're so fake. 1994 01:27:59,622 --> 01:28:00,622 I'm not fake. 1995 01:28:01,319 --> 01:28:02,929 You're fake. 1996 01:28:02,973 --> 01:28:04,472 Callie, if you're real, then why don't you show them you? 1997 01:28:04,496 --> 01:28:06,300 You're addicted to your phone having anxiety attacks 1998 01:28:06,324 --> 01:28:07,562 every day because you're obsessing 1999 01:28:07,586 --> 01:28:08,631 over other people's lives, 2000 01:28:08,674 --> 01:28:09,825 giving yourself an anxiety disorder 2001 01:28:09,849 --> 01:28:10,850 Oh, that's my diagnosis? 2002 01:28:10,894 --> 01:28:12,374 Yeah, that's your diagnosis. 2003 01:28:14,637 --> 01:28:16,092 Care more about clout than you do actual people 2004 01:28:16,116 --> 01:28:17,335 in your life. 2005 01:28:17,379 --> 01:28:18,336 You know the word clout? 2006 01:28:18,380 --> 01:28:19,163 Yeah, I know the word clout. 2007 01:28:19,206 --> 01:28:20,338 Didn't hip hop. 2008 01:28:20,382 --> 01:28:21,818 Okay, great. 2009 01:28:21,861 --> 01:28:23,186 Well if you're done enlightening me on everything 2010 01:28:23,210 --> 01:28:23,733 that's wrong with me, I think I'm gonna go. 2011 01:28:23,776 --> 01:28:24,473 No, no, no. 2012 01:28:24,516 --> 01:28:25,387 I asked you to go. 2013 01:28:25,430 --> 01:28:26,736 When did you ask me to go? 2014 01:28:26,779 --> 01:28:27,867 You don't listen to me. 2015 01:28:27,911 --> 01:28:29,478 Earlier, I told you you should go. 2016 01:28:29,521 --> 01:28:30,827 I told you to go. 2017 01:28:30,870 --> 01:28:32,742 Well, I'm not gonna go if you told me to go. 2018 01:28:32,785 --> 01:28:33,612 Well, I did. 2019 01:28:33,656 --> 01:28:34,526 I told you to go. 2020 01:28:34,570 --> 01:28:35,875 I'm not gonna go then 2021 01:28:35,919 --> 01:28:37,877 'cause why would I go if you tell me to go? 2022 01:28:37,921 --> 01:28:41,185 All right, well, I'm gonna go. 2023 01:28:41,228 --> 01:28:42,099 I'm not leaving. 2024 01:28:42,142 --> 01:28:43,361 That's fine, I'm leaving. 2025 01:28:43,405 --> 01:28:44,405 - Good. - Good. 2026 01:29:06,863 --> 01:29:07,951 Does it go any faster? 2027 01:29:49,949 --> 01:29:50,820 Oh, there we go. 2028 01:29:50,863 --> 01:29:52,082 I wanna look popular. 2029 01:29:52,125 --> 01:29:53,170 You are popular. 2030 01:29:53,213 --> 01:29:54,563 No, I wanna look popular. 2031 01:29:54,606 --> 01:29:55,606 Look up. 2032 01:30:02,397 --> 01:30:03,397 Callie? 2033 01:30:05,487 --> 01:30:06,638 What do you need from us right now? 2034 01:30:06,662 --> 01:30:07,856 Do you wanna talk about this meltdown 2035 01:30:07,880 --> 01:30:09,012 or should we just ignore you 2036 01:30:09,055 --> 01:30:10,337 and pretend like it's not happening? 2037 01:30:10,361 --> 01:30:12,189 Pretend like it's not happening. 2038 01:30:18,325 --> 01:30:21,067 Maybe we do video, like I could do like a little like. 2039 01:30:21,111 --> 01:30:22,911 If you're done enlightening me on everything 2040 01:30:22,939 --> 01:30:24,177 that's wrong with me, I think I'm gonna go. 2041 01:30:24,201 --> 01:30:25,811 No, no, no. 2042 01:30:25,855 --> 01:30:26,812 I asked you to go. 2043 01:30:26,856 --> 01:30:27,876 When did you ask me to go? 2044 01:30:27,900 --> 01:30:28,988 You don't listen to me. 2045 01:30:29,032 --> 01:30:29,685 Earlier, I told you you should go. 2046 01:30:29,728 --> 01:30:31,034 I told you to go. 2047 01:30:31,077 --> 01:30:31,643 Well, I'm not gonna go if you told me to go. 2048 01:30:31,687 --> 01:30:32,601 Well, I did. 2049 01:30:32,644 --> 01:30:33,428 I told you to go. 2050 01:30:33,471 --> 01:30:34,777 I'm not gonna go then 2051 01:30:34,820 --> 01:30:36,232 'cause why would I go if you tell me to go? 2052 01:30:36,256 --> 01:30:39,651 All right, well, I'm gonna go. 2053 01:30:46,658 --> 01:30:49,444 I fucking hate people! 2054 01:30:56,363 --> 01:30:58,365 I ate a scone I liked. 2055 01:31:01,673 --> 01:31:02,673 Very cool. 2056 01:31:04,415 --> 01:31:05,938 Where was it from? 2057 01:31:05,982 --> 01:31:07,505 It was from Whole Foods. 2058 01:31:08,463 --> 01:31:11,466 I hear they have a good baked goods section. 2059 01:31:12,510 --> 01:31:15,034 I got dumped and I'm getting canceled again. 2060 01:31:15,078 --> 01:31:16,645 So could somebody please give a shit? 2061 01:31:16,688 --> 01:31:17,776 Oh my God, finally. 2062 01:31:17,820 --> 01:31:18,690 You literally told us to pretend 2063 01:31:18,734 --> 01:31:19,814 like nothing was happening. 2064 01:31:20,039 --> 01:31:21,780 I didn't really have a scone, I panicked. 2065 01:31:25,958 --> 01:31:26,958 Oh. 2066 01:31:42,671 --> 01:31:43,671 Hey man. 2067 01:31:49,416 --> 01:31:50,505 Oh, shit man. 2068 01:31:50,548 --> 01:31:51,593 I missed another one? 2069 01:31:52,419 --> 01:31:53,899 Yeah, you missed another one. 2070 01:31:56,206 --> 01:31:57,468 I'm sorry. I just... 2071 01:32:03,256 --> 01:32:04,562 You wanna talk about it? 2072 01:32:05,694 --> 01:32:06,694 Talk about what? 2073 01:32:08,827 --> 01:32:10,394 Okay, we won't talk about it. 2074 01:32:12,570 --> 01:32:13,963 Callie coming by tonight? 2075 01:32:15,573 --> 01:32:16,573 Nope. 2076 01:32:19,359 --> 01:32:20,359 What happened? 2077 01:32:25,496 --> 01:32:26,541 You're an idiot. 2078 01:32:28,238 --> 01:32:29,500 I'm an idiot? 2079 01:32:29,544 --> 01:32:30,782 Yeah, you're an idiot if you don't know 2080 01:32:30,806 --> 01:32:32,590 that girl's special. 2081 01:32:32,634 --> 01:32:34,113 Oh, that's why I'm an idiot, bud, 2082 01:32:34,157 --> 01:32:36,028 because that's exactly what I thought. 2083 01:32:36,072 --> 01:32:38,074 I saw the way you looked at her. 2084 01:32:38,117 --> 01:32:39,510 She's putting on a show. 2085 01:32:39,771 --> 01:32:42,992 So how the hell is that any different than you? 2086 01:32:45,734 --> 01:32:48,214 Oh, come on, you bring these women up on our dock, 2087 01:32:48,258 --> 01:32:50,956 on your rose pedaled boat for a night or two. 2088 01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:52,262 No. 2089 01:32:52,305 --> 01:32:53,132 Isn't that the Leo show? 2090 01:32:53,176 --> 01:32:54,176 It's different. 2091 01:32:56,048 --> 01:32:57,746 Be an idiot, I'm fine with that. 2092 01:32:57,789 --> 01:32:59,748 Just don't be a hypocrite. 2093 01:33:01,358 --> 01:33:02,272 You should charged a lot more 2094 01:33:02,315 --> 01:33:03,595 for these therapy sessions, bud. 2095 01:33:03,621 --> 01:33:06,276 You should watch her videos. 2096 01:33:11,977 --> 01:33:13,413 You seen her videos? 2097 01:33:13,457 --> 01:33:14,501 Of course I've seen them. 2098 01:33:14,545 --> 01:33:15,938 My niece is obsessed with her. 2099 01:33:15,981 --> 01:33:17,853 I can't get her to stop talking about you too. 2100 01:33:17,896 --> 01:33:19,332 How did you? 2101 01:33:19,376 --> 01:33:20,769 So you knew about this, the whole- 2102 01:33:20,812 --> 01:33:23,119 Just watch the videos. 2103 01:33:23,162 --> 01:33:24,207 I don't have a phone, bud. 2104 01:33:24,250 --> 01:33:25,077 I can't. 2105 01:33:25,121 --> 01:33:26,644 Well get a damn phone. 2106 01:33:26,688 --> 01:33:28,690 No, I don't wanna fall into the same exact trap 2107 01:33:28,733 --> 01:33:29,865 as everybody else. 2108 01:33:29,908 --> 01:33:31,431 Would you cut that bullshit? 2109 01:33:31,475 --> 01:33:32,931 Can you just stop running from the world? 2110 01:33:32,955 --> 01:33:34,826 That's exactly what you guys do. 2111 01:33:35,784 --> 01:33:37,612 You hide out here away from your family 2112 01:33:37,655 --> 01:33:38,613 and your problems, right? 2113 01:33:38,656 --> 01:33:39,656 You're not like us. 2114 01:33:41,224 --> 01:33:43,792 You're too young, Leo. 2115 01:33:44,967 --> 01:33:46,969 We made our choices. 2116 01:33:47,012 --> 01:33:49,362 You got your whole world in front of you. 2117 01:33:52,061 --> 01:33:53,061 Look at me. 2118 01:33:55,847 --> 01:33:57,544 June is the past. 2119 01:33:58,720 --> 01:33:59,720 Move on. 2120 01:34:04,856 --> 01:34:06,902 You know, if you are my son- 2121 01:34:06,945 --> 01:34:08,140 - Don't tell me that I'm an idiot. 2122 01:34:08,164 --> 01:34:11,558 I'd tell you that you're a good guy 2123 01:34:12,908 --> 01:34:14,387 without having to try so hard. 2124 01:34:16,302 --> 01:34:18,217 And you gotta start seeing yourself properly 2125 01:34:18,261 --> 01:34:21,307 because if you don't, if you don't, 2126 01:34:22,395 --> 01:34:24,310 you're gonna keep missing everything good 2127 01:34:24,354 --> 01:34:26,399 that's right in front of you. 2128 01:34:34,059 --> 01:34:35,452 And stuff it. 2129 01:34:36,322 --> 01:34:39,674 She gave me the weirdest look when I asked about Ryan. 2130 01:34:39,717 --> 01:34:42,111 Suck that belly in long spine. 2131 01:34:42,154 --> 01:34:44,330 Good, Margaret. 2132 01:34:44,374 --> 01:34:46,376 And reverse plank. 2133 01:34:46,419 --> 01:34:47,551 So I can't help but thinking 2134 01:34:47,594 --> 01:34:50,075 he might not be in law school anymore. 2135 01:34:50,119 --> 01:34:52,034 So sus, bro. 2136 01:34:54,993 --> 01:34:56,473 Suck that belly in, Bella. 2137 01:34:57,430 --> 01:34:58,388 Have you heard anything? 2138 01:34:58,431 --> 01:35:00,303 Bella, look at my belly. 2139 01:35:00,346 --> 01:35:01,173 Suck it in like that. 2140 01:35:01,217 --> 01:35:02,131 Your body's shaming me. 2141 01:35:02,174 --> 01:35:03,610 Callie? 2142 01:35:03,654 --> 01:35:04,960 - Callie. - What? 2143 01:35:06,004 --> 01:35:07,286 You're not even listening to me, are you? 2144 01:35:07,310 --> 01:35:10,008 You're literally talking about nothing. 2145 01:35:10,052 --> 01:35:12,358 Yeah, I guess my life is nothing to you. 2146 01:35:12,402 --> 01:35:13,229 You know what? 2147 01:35:13,272 --> 01:35:14,491 This is the problem. 2148 01:35:14,534 --> 01:35:15,971 Okay, whenever we're ready, 2149 01:35:16,014 --> 01:35:16,841 we're gonna make our way to our feet. 2150 01:35:16,885 --> 01:35:18,277 You're never here. 2151 01:35:18,321 --> 01:35:21,541 I mean, you're here, but you're not here. 2152 01:35:21,585 --> 01:35:22,499 And you wonder why I'm so anal 2153 01:35:22,542 --> 01:35:24,240 about spending time with you. 2154 01:35:24,283 --> 01:35:25,739 Well, maybe it's because when I spend time with my daughter, 2155 01:35:25,763 --> 01:35:28,287 she doesn't actually care to spend it with me. 2156 01:35:28,331 --> 01:35:30,507 Mom, could we skip the drama? 2157 01:35:38,689 --> 01:35:40,212 Should we just call it a day? 2158 01:35:40,256 --> 01:35:40,996 Yeah, I think so. 2159 01:35:41,039 --> 01:35:42,039 Okay. 2160 01:35:44,782 --> 01:35:47,132 Hey, do you think it was like really that bad? 2161 01:35:49,091 --> 01:35:52,311 Well, I guess you're on your phone a lot 2162 01:35:52,355 --> 01:35:54,226 during our sessions. 2163 01:35:54,270 --> 01:35:55,880 Yeah. 2164 01:35:55,924 --> 01:35:57,795 I mean, you barely do the workouts. 2165 01:35:58,927 --> 01:36:00,189 Like, why are you here? 2166 01:36:02,452 --> 01:36:03,670 Thank you. 2167 01:36:03,714 --> 01:36:04,933 Okay, have a good one. 2168 01:36:37,530 --> 01:36:38,749 Are you mad? 2169 01:36:39,576 --> 01:36:40,795 I'm not mad. 2170 01:36:43,754 --> 01:36:45,408 You just hurt yourself, Callie. 2171 01:36:46,452 --> 01:36:50,805 I mean, you used to be so excited about everything. 2172 01:36:50,848 --> 01:36:53,242 So engaged and present and so funny. 2173 01:36:53,285 --> 01:36:54,199 Ugh. 2174 01:36:54,243 --> 01:36:55,635 Now I feel terrible. 2175 01:36:55,679 --> 01:36:56,679 Ugh. 2176 01:36:56,941 --> 01:36:58,638 I can never say the right thing with you. 2177 01:37:01,946 --> 01:37:03,948 I just mean that you're not here with me. 2178 01:37:06,298 --> 01:37:08,300 You're always someplace else. 2179 01:37:10,825 --> 01:37:11,738 Yeah, I don't know. 2180 01:37:11,782 --> 01:37:15,438 I guess I feel like I've just... 2181 01:37:15,481 --> 01:37:17,919 I've been like living in a blur. 2182 01:37:17,962 --> 01:37:20,095 I think maybe you should come at home again 2183 01:37:20,138 --> 01:37:21,681 for a while just until you feel it's okay. 2184 01:37:21,705 --> 01:37:22,749 It's not gonna happen. 2185 01:37:22,793 --> 01:37:23,533 What if you have another episode? 2186 01:37:23,576 --> 01:37:24,708 Relentless. 2187 01:37:24,751 --> 01:37:26,275 So you could just stay tonight. 2188 01:37:27,232 --> 01:37:28,320 Bella's in my room. 2189 01:37:28,364 --> 01:37:29,684 I can put her out on the street. 2190 01:37:29,713 --> 01:37:31,473 Oh, you're gonna put her out on the street? 2191 01:37:36,285 --> 01:37:38,045 I was gonna do it anyway if she called me bro 2192 01:37:38,069 --> 01:37:39,679 one more time. 2193 01:37:39,723 --> 01:37:40,942 Bro, come, bro. 2194 01:37:40,985 --> 01:37:42,552 Okay, Karen, sheesh. 2195 01:37:42,595 --> 01:37:44,380 This is definitely not shi, 2196 01:37:44,423 --> 01:37:45,337 it's like a sheee. 2197 01:37:45,381 --> 01:37:46,208 Sheee. 2198 01:37:46,251 --> 01:37:47,035 No, it's higher. 2199 01:37:47,078 --> 01:37:48,427 It's like a sheeee. 2200 01:37:48,471 --> 01:37:49,994 Sheeees. 2201 01:37:50,038 --> 01:37:51,038 Sheees. 2202 01:37:57,697 --> 01:37:59,743 How did I give birth to that? 2203 01:37:59,786 --> 01:38:02,311 It's mad sauce, bro. 2204 01:38:03,355 --> 01:38:04,487 No cap. 2205 01:38:04,530 --> 01:38:07,055 This is mad sauce, bro, no cap. 2206 01:38:07,098 --> 01:38:10,362 No cap on God. 2207 01:38:10,406 --> 01:38:11,363 What does that even mean? 2208 01:38:11,407 --> 01:38:12,234 I don't know. 2209 01:38:12,277 --> 01:38:13,365 I don't know. 2210 01:38:17,108 --> 01:38:18,544 When I'm with him, 2211 01:38:18,588 --> 01:38:21,243 I'm not thinking about everything else all at once. 2212 01:38:21,286 --> 01:38:24,376 I'm just kind of living. 2213 01:38:36,432 --> 01:38:39,391 He's like a gentle gladiator. 2214 01:38:39,435 --> 01:38:40,871 He's nice and he's kind, 2215 01:38:40,915 --> 01:38:43,569 but he could totally fight in a medieval war. 2216 01:38:43,613 --> 01:38:45,267 He's that hot. 2217 01:38:49,706 --> 01:38:54,102 I feel like he's the only person who really sees me. 2218 01:40:23,017 --> 01:40:27,586 Maybe some things aren't meant to last forever. 2219 01:40:27,630 --> 01:40:31,590 Some things can just exist in the moment or whatever. 2220 01:40:32,765 --> 01:40:34,854 People come into your life. 2221 01:40:34,898 --> 01:40:37,379 It's for a reason to teach you something 2222 01:40:37,422 --> 01:40:40,947 or show you something about yourself. 2223 01:40:42,166 --> 01:40:44,168 Anything good came out of this. 2224 01:40:44,212 --> 01:40:47,432 I definitely saw a part of myself 2225 01:40:50,740 --> 01:40:54,091 at the end of the boat boy. 2226 01:40:55,962 --> 01:40:57,486 Just add that to the list. 147985