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ROY: "SAT."
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Suck-Ass Test.
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That's what that stands for.
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PROCTOR: This is the
SAT I examination.
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For the first section,
you have 30 minutes.
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ROY: Last year,
two million kids
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took the suck-ass test
in order to get into college.
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Scores range from 500
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if you're going to community
college riding a bus,
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to 1,600 if you're Ivy
League driving a Porsche.
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It's a standardized test.
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Standardized meaning
they see us all the same.
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A kid...
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Is a kid...
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Is a kid.
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Take this kid,
for instance, Kyle.
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He's a good guy who knows
where he wants to go in life.
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But for now, the SAT
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is standing in the way
of Kyle's dream.
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It's telling him
"You're just..."
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[BELL DINGS]
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Time!
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ROY: Then there's Anna,
the overachiever.
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You know the type.
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A future PhD.
With a nice A-S-S.
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Good deeds.
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Good grades.
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But the SAT doesn't care
about that.
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You could be the class brain,
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a kid in the middle,
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or dumb as a post.
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When you walk into this room,
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it's not about who you are.
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The SAT is about who you'll be.
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[CHIRPING]
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It's a 1020,
Mr. Dooling.
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[BOMB EXPLODING]
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Well, I've seen worse.
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I need a 1430.
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I've applied to Cornell.
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[CHUCKLES] Um...
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And what are
your fallback schools?
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I don't have any. [BIRD CHIRPS]
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That's kind of risky, isn't it?
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I mean, I'm looking
at your file here,
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and while your GPA
is strong, your, um,
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your PSAT score wasn't so great.
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Don't you think that 1430
is, uh, is a little bit, uh...
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Mr. Dooling,
when I was 7,
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I built a log cabin
out of popsicle sticks.
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Now, you can go
in the halls right now
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and five of the first
six kids you talk to
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are not gonna have a clue
what they want to do
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for the rest of their lives.
But, Mr. Dooling...
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I've known since I was 7.
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I want to be an architect.
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Now, as soon as I was
old enough to realize
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that there's one school
that turns out
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some of the greatest
architects of our time...
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I wanted to go there.
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Cornell University.
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Cornell. [CHUCKLES]
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You know the guy
who designed our bus barn?
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He attended a community college
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just down the street.
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Dooling said you couldn't do it?
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ROY: That's Matty,
Kyle's right-hand man.
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They say misery loves company?
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Well, it really loves Matty.
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Dooling said the
standardized testing
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says I can't do it.
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You're down to a 1020?
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Jesus. That's almost
as bad as me, man.
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What'd you tell your parents?
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Well, what do you think?
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We've never been so proud, son.
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Oh, hey.
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Mmm, good.
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Look it. 143.
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That's what I scored.
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Remember, Mom?
[LAUGHING]
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Oh, my goodness.
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Well, look at the positives.
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At least one of us
is goin' to college.
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Hello, Maryland.
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ROY: Matty's girlfriend
Sandy
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is a freshman at Maryland,
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and he was now moments away
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from hooking up with her
in the fall.
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Open the letter, Matty.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Why should the fact
that you're screwed
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ruin my big day, huh?
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Oh, shit!
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"SAT score insufficient."
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This shit ain't fair.
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Sandy's gonna be crushed.
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Do you even know
what SAT stands for?
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Suck-Ass Test?
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Scholastic Aptitude Test.
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Then they got rid
of that altogether.
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You know what
it stands for now? Uh-uh.
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SAT.
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What?
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SAT stands for SAT, that's it.
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That's fucked up.
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Yeah, I know.
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Sever All Ties, SAT.
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I mean, I may as well
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sever all ties with Sandy.
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There's gotta be
somebody we can talk to.
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There's no one we can talk to?
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Look, do you know how
many kids want to go up to ETS
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and complain about their SATs?
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I mean, if one goes up,
they all go up.
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What about her?
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Unless your father
owns the building.
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So we'll take the test again.
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The re-test is in two weeks.
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There's no time to get ready.
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And even if there was...
What's gonna change?
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I'd better call Sandy.
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[PHONE DIALING] She's gonna love this.
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[LINE RINGING]
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MAN: Yeah, Sandy's room.
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[LINE DISCONNECTS]
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Some guy answered.
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Roommate's boyfriend.
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He said,
"Sandy's room." So?
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So her roommate's Pam.
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He'd say "Pam's room,"
not "Sandy's room."
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Pam's room. Pam!
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All right.
All right, Matty.
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You're wired.
It's the Red Bull.
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No. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
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The SAT did this.
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The SAT is pimping
out my girlfriend.
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Damn it!
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We gotta do something, man.
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These people, they're
messing with the rest of our lives.
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Matty, the college board made
millions and millions of dollars last year.
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You think they give
a shit about us?
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Jus, just hear me out, okay?
'Cause I'm not a dumb guy.
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All right?
I know things. Ask me,
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ask me who's got the best
pitching staff in baseball,
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or ask me, ask me how
to rebuild a carburetor
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on a '71 Buick.
Ask me,
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ask me what icing is,
for Christ sakes.
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Make the point, Matty. The point is,
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where the hell's that
on the test?
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Because you learn
the rest in college.
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Look, I show up
for a job interview,
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there's a science geek,
there's a math nerd.
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Who's gonna get the job?
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The guy who can throw down
at the water cooler.
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The guy who's heard
the new Ataris disc.
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The guy, the guy who yakked
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in the backseat of your Cutlass
after the Radiohead show.
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Me. Me. That's me.
I get the job.
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I'm still seeing no point.
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The point is that
they are not playing fair.
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Why should we?
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I mean, we know where
the answers are, ETS.
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Maybe we should borrow them.
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You want to steal
the answers to the SAT?
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I mean, you have a talent, Kyle.
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What you can do
with a pencil and paper,
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I could never learn to do that.
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But they have a test that
you're never gonna pass.
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Matty, a lot of kids
struggle with the SAT.
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That doesn't
justify thievery. No?
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Did you see my dad's truck
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in the driveway
when you drove up?
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It's the, it's the one
with the large crapper
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on top of it.
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It doesn't say "Matthews
Septic" on it, Kyle.
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It says, "Matthews
and Sons Septic" on it.
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Look, if I don't
get into Maryland,
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my life is shit, literally.
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And it's not even my own shit.
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LARRY: Kyle. Oh, dude,
check this out.
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Listen. Listen.
Okay? Okay? Watch this.
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[DISSONANT CHORD] [BUZZES]
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[DISSONANT CHORD] [BUZZES]
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[HUMMING]
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Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
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Thank you,
Princeton, New Jersey!
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[LAUGHS]
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I did, uh, Smoke on the Water.
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[BUZZING]You hear that?
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I'm worried about you, Kyle.
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One of these days,
you're gonna try
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to regain this
lost youth of yours
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and you're gonna go
headfirst into a shit pit.
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Is that what you're doing,
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living at home,
jamming with the dryer?
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I don't live at home, bro.
I live above the garage.
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It's a whole separate dwelling!
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I've got my own phone line.
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Hey, honey.
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You want to help me
grade assignments?
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We're teaching the kids
to bubble in.
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First graders? Mmm-hmm.
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Mom, most of these kids
can't even read yet.
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Well, I hate to say it,
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but there's more money for
the school in bubbling in
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than reading these days.
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ROY: Now he gets it.
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Just follow the money.
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Standardized testing
is taking over,
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and it starts
long before high school.
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Test scores go up...
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The schools get more cash.
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In some cases,
even the teachers get paid.
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It's enough to
piss you off. I mean,
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when you get the feeling
that everything's slipping away,
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that you're gonna be
left behind,
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desperate times
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call for desperate measures.
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[THUNDER RUMBLING][PANTING]
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Hey, Matty? If you wanted
to borrow the answers,
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how would you do it?
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The girl at ETS.
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The one the guard let pass...
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KYLE: You recognize her?
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Francesca Curtis.
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The web page girl?
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ROY: Francesca Curtis.
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Talk about your forbidden fruit.
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Hey.
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Do you guys know the name of
that kid with the Percocet addiction?
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Um...
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No? No?
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No, no, no?
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Um... No.
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Okay, um, if you have
something for my page,
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you have to write it down
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and slip it in my locker.
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I'll get back to you.
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Oh, no, we're, um...
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If you don't know
where my locker is,
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you're in way over
your heads. Sorry.
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MATTY: Actually...
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We had something else in mind.
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[CHEERING]
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So you guys are gonna
steal the SAT answers?
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Well...
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You should. You should.
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I mean, it's, it's anti-girl.
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It's anti...
A lot of shit.
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But it definitely
has girl issues.
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I mean, it underscores us
on the math and verbal.
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On top of that,
the college board
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settled a complaint last year
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that the PSAT
had a testicle bias
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for national merit scholarships.
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So you'll help us, then?
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Um... No.
259
00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:49,551
Why not?
260
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:51,422
Well, gosh, Pacey,
maybe I don't think
261
00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:53,033
you and Dawson can pull
it off. Do you have a plan?
262
00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:53,860
We're working on it. Yeah, we're working on it.
263
00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:55,687
Oh. Oh. Okay.
264
00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:58,690
You're wasting my time.
265
00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:00,910
Wait, wait. But don't
you find it ridiculous
266
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:03,260
that from day one
they tell us to be unique?
267
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:04,522
They tell us to be individuals.
268
00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:05,959
Then they give us
a standardized test
269
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:08,004
that makes us all
one faceless herd?
270
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,530
[CHEERING]
271
00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:13,401
CROWD: Desmond Rhodes,
superstar!
272
00:13:16,404 --> 00:13:18,449
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
273
00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:20,277
$100 million a year.
274
00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:23,628
Probably 60 million of that
from girls alone. For what?
275
00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,239
To pick up a few stones
to throw at a bully
276
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:27,023
that doesn't fight fair anyway?
277
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:28,764
I mean, look around this place.
278
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,810
How many of these girls are
gonna get screwed by this test?
279
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,681
What's that gonna do
to their self-esteem,
280
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:35,118
on top of everything else
they have to deal with?
281
00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:36,337
You think you may be
kind of preaching
282
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:38,339
to the converted here? KYLE: I know I am.
283
00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:39,601
That's why we approached you.
284
00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:41,298
We need your help.
285
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:48,479
What the hell.
It sounds like fun.
286
00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:49,437
[SIGHS]
287
00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:52,440
I told you.
288
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:02,276
CROWD: Desmond Rhodes,
superstar!
289
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:06,715
ROY: Desmond Rhodes,
all-city...
290
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,108
But his grades are shitty.
291
00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:15,115
MAN: What do you think?
292
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:16,725
I look good in red.
I was thinking
293
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:19,902
more of a Philadelphia
76ers type red, though.
294
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:20,990
Is that why you haven't
taken the SATs yet?
295
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:22,600
The pros?
296
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:24,211
Maybe.
297
00:14:25,255 --> 00:14:26,387
May I speak honestly?
298
00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:27,649
WOMAN: Please.
I wish you would.
299
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:34,221
Des, I want you to
come to St. John's
300
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,746
because the fact
of the matter is,
301
00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:39,226
your game is not ready.
302
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:42,751
If you come with me,
303
00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:44,840
I'll do everything in my power
304
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,190
to get you to the NBA.
305
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,976
But if God forbid
you don't make it,
306
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:52,021
you're gonna have
a degree in one hand,
307
00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:53,936
and you're gonna be
prepared for life
308
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,807
after basketball.
309
00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:57,418
Now, you see, that's
what I'm talking about.
310
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:02,292
So where do we go from here?
311
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:04,599
Well, that's up to you.
312
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:07,123
You know, your
grade point average
313
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:08,342
is a little bit on the low end
314
00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:09,821
for us
at St. John's,
315
00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:11,345
but we can work with that.
316
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:14,130
What you need
317
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:16,393
is you need 900 or
better on the SATs.
318
00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:28,710
Hey, Matty,
don't freak out, okay? [TOILET FLUSHES]
319
00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:29,667
About what? Just don't.
320
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:31,669
I won't.
What's up?
321
00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:35,412
MATTY:
What are you doing?
322
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:38,198
[SIGHS]
323
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:39,808
You remember the photographer
at the basketball game?
324
00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:42,115
The girl at the baseline?
325
00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:45,292
[CROWD CHEERING]
326
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:55,998
You told Anna Ross?
327
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,478
You said you wouldn't freak out.
328
00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:59,219
That was before I knew
you told the class brain.
329
00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:02,178
Yeah, well...
I'm sorry, Matty.
330
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:03,571
You ever think maybe we're
not the only ones in this boat?
331
00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:06,226
What boat?
332
00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:08,141
It's Anna Ross! I know.
333
00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:10,186
What do you, what, what, what...
334
00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:12,884
Well, what'd she say, anyway?
335
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:15,235
You know, I don't even know you,
336
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:18,020
but even if I did...
337
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:20,283
What you're talking
about is wrong.
338
00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:21,632
It's, it's cheating.
339
00:16:21,676 --> 00:16:23,330
It's a victimless crime.
340
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,071
Okay, hypothetical situation...
341
00:16:27,812 --> 00:16:28,988
You're driving, it's late.
342
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,339
You get to a red light
in the middle of nowhere.
343
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:33,862
Do you run the light?
344
00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:36,430
You see? You don't.
345
00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:39,999
You wait. Because
a victimless crime
346
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,391
is still a crime.
347
00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:43,306
It isn't worth it.
348
00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:45,352
Maybe it is.
Maybe I run it.
349
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:46,527
It depends.
350
00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:48,398
On what?
351
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,012
Am I trying to get
somewhere important?
352
00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:57,755
So she's in. She said no.
353
00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:00,628
Yeah, but
she knows about it.[SIGHS]
354
00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:03,500
Oh, you like this girl?
355
00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:04,893
[SCOFFS] Matt.
356
00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:06,851
No, no, no, no.
'Cause I could see
357
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:08,375
you're trying
to get into her pants.
358
00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:09,593
Matt, it wasn't like that.
359
00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:10,551
I just got the feeling...
360
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:13,206
Something just tells me
361
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,903
she needs this as bad as we do.
362
00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:17,645
Oh. Oh, okay,
something tells you.
363
00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:20,256
Something tells you
just to walk up
364
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:23,085
to Anna Ross and invite
her to break into ETS
365
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:23,912
and steal the answers
to the SAT?
366
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,872
What, some inner voice
just signed off on this?
367
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:29,265
Yeah, it did, all right, Matt?
368
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:30,353
That is great, Kyle!
369
00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:31,311
MAN: Oh!
370
00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:46,891
[EXHALING]
371
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:47,936
[CHUCKLING]
372
00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:51,896
ROY: Hey, that's me!
373
00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:19,054
Just because they
keep getting younger
374
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,751
doesn't mean you will.
375
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:26,757
WOMAN: Oh, here she is.
376
00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:28,150
The game run late, honey?
377
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,760
Anna's the yearbook
photographer.
378
00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,327
Yeah. Yes. A little.
379
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:32,937
Anna, this is Tom Hackett,
380
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:35,157
an old friend, who might be
able to help us with Brown.
381
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:36,506
Hi, Anna. It's
a pleasure to meet you.
382
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:37,377
Hi.
383
00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:39,944
Well, come on, honey, sit down.
384
00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:40,728
Let me get that.
385
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,252
It's just her camera gear.
386
00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:44,775
Ah. Hey, sweetheart.
387
00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:46,821
So, great. Great.
388
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:49,954
[NERVOUS LAUGH]
389
00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:52,783
So, Anna, uh...
390
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:54,742
What types of things are you
interested in besides photography?
391
00:18:54,785 --> 00:18:56,047
Oh, tell him about
the pledge drive
392
00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:57,223
you coordinated. Yeah. Yeah.
393
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:01,009
We asked students
to sign a pledge
394
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:02,141
to refrain from drug use...
395
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:03,403
Yeah. It was
very successful.
396
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:06,580
That's great.
397
00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:10,279
She's also involved in several
other community-related projects...
398
00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:12,107
[VOICES FADES TO
INDISTINCT ECHOES]
399
00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:17,939
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
400
00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:20,028
Hey, kiddo.
401
00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:21,986
That went well. [CAR HORN HONKS]
402
00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:22,900
Oh, I guess we won.
403
00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:24,772
[CHEERING]
404
00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:26,077
Yep, they did.
405
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:29,690
You know, your father
and I have noticed the effort
406
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:30,865
you've put into this re-test.
407
00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:34,521
What if I mess it up again?
408
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:36,871
You won't.
409
00:19:36,914 --> 00:19:37,872
You're gonna do great.
410
00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:40,962
We're really proud
of you, honey.
411
00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:50,145
[DIALING TELEPHONE]
412
00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:56,673
Hi, who's this?
413
00:19:57,805 --> 00:19:59,589
Cleo.
414
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:01,243
I think I dialed
the wrong number,
415
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:03,245
but you sound familiar.
416
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:04,812
What's your
Thursday morning class?
417
00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:08,076
ME Lecture.
Mine, too.
418
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,645
Yeah. [CHUCKLES]
419
00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:13,647
Uh, well, listen, I won't
keep you any longer,
420
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:16,215
but, um, oh, oh, hey,
before you go,
421
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,782
my roommates and I are
having this discussion.
422
00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:20,871
Maybe you can help.
423
00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:22,743
Yeah, what's the lowest
SAT score
424
00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:25,224
you've ever heard of anyone
who's gotten into Brown?
425
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:33,493
Thanks.
426
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:35,625
[PHONE BEEPS]
427
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:47,115
FRANCESCA: ETS has
the entire top floor.
428
00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:48,682
KYLE: Can you get
us up there?
429
00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:50,771
Well, probably, but, then what?
430
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:53,861
[SIGHS] I don't know,
431
00:20:53,904 --> 00:20:55,515
but we're not talking
about a big heist, okay?
432
00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:57,691
It's as easy as getting in,
433
00:20:57,734 --> 00:21:00,650
finding the answers, making
a copy, and getting out.
434
00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:01,564
We've just gotta think
of the easiest way to do it.
435
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:02,783
[CROW CAWING]
436
00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:03,958
[ROY IMITATING CROW]
437
00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:05,786
[CAWING] [IMITATES CAWING]
438
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:11,574
[LAUGHING]
439
00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:16,623
You've assembled
a crack team, chief.
440
00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:18,668
Well, what was I
supposed to do, Matty?
441
00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:19,669
He knows everything.
He threatened to bust us.
442
00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:22,716
So does Anna Ross,
but she's not here.
443
00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:23,499
You told Anna Ross?
444
00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:28,287
Yeah. He had
a feeling about her.
445
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:29,244
Hey, was the feeling
anywhere near your crotch?
446
00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:30,550
[LAUGHS]
447
00:21:34,031 --> 00:21:35,990
Hey, guys... ROY: All right.
448
00:21:36,033 --> 00:21:37,383
I have an idea.
449
00:21:41,996 --> 00:21:44,172
FRANCESCA: The mail room
services the entire building.
450
00:21:44,215 --> 00:21:45,347
They hire a lot of guys
straight out of high school.
451
00:21:47,262 --> 00:21:48,568
They won't know you.
Just...
452
00:21:48,611 --> 00:21:50,047
Act like you own the place.
453
00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:52,136
Yeah, easy for you
to say. You do.
454
00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:54,965
You want to know what
we're up against or not?
455
00:21:55,009 --> 00:21:56,053
You'll be fine.
[GIGGLES]
456
00:21:58,578 --> 00:21:59,622
Cornell still worth it?
457
00:21:59,666 --> 00:22:01,320
Yeah. Sandy?
458
00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:02,277
Yeah.
459
00:22:03,452 --> 00:22:04,975
Good. Good.
460
00:22:05,019 --> 00:22:06,150
'Cause we're in it now.
461
00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:07,238
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
462
00:22:24,168 --> 00:22:24,865
Can I help you?
463
00:22:27,911 --> 00:22:29,565
These are the new
mail room slaves.
464
00:22:29,609 --> 00:22:32,307
Ha! You guys forgot
your badges.
465
00:22:33,177 --> 00:22:34,701
Losers!
466
00:22:34,744 --> 00:22:35,615
Let's go.
Pay attention!
467
00:22:43,187 --> 00:22:45,364
Roy, what the hell
are you doing here?
468
00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:46,756
You mean other than
bailing you out?
469
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:47,801
How did you get in here?
470
00:22:48,932 --> 00:22:50,978
[CHUCKLES]
I'm the ghost, man.
471
00:22:51,021 --> 00:22:53,110
By the way, just so you know,
472
00:22:53,154 --> 00:22:55,591
mail pickup...
Was this morning.
473
00:22:56,853 --> 00:22:57,941
Mmm-ahhh!
474
00:23:21,182 --> 00:23:21,791
Waiting till
the last minute, huh?
475
00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:24,011
Hey.
476
00:23:25,578 --> 00:23:27,014
Take a look at that.
477
00:23:30,278 --> 00:23:31,671
Nice. Thanks, eh?
478
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:38,025
You think you could
help me with that?
479
00:23:38,068 --> 00:23:38,852
Photography?
480
00:23:40,854 --> 00:23:41,768
No. That.
481
00:23:45,249 --> 00:23:47,600
No, I can't.
482
00:23:47,643 --> 00:23:49,428
Come on, Anna.
483
00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:50,864
For me? You ever heard
of the term
484
00:23:50,907 --> 00:23:52,387
"stereotype vulnerability"?
485
00:23:53,736 --> 00:23:56,304
It means that some students
do badly on the SAT
486
00:23:56,347 --> 00:23:58,872
only because they know
they're expected to.
487
00:23:58,915 --> 00:24:00,047
Yeah, well,
I'll tell you something
488
00:24:00,090 --> 00:24:01,396
about stereotype vulnerability.
489
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,050
If you mess up on the SAT test,
490
00:24:03,093 --> 00:24:05,400
you gotta live with it.
Your parents, maybe.
491
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,924
But if I do, I gotta read
about it in USA Today,
492
00:24:07,968 --> 00:24:09,448
"Desmond Rhodes
is a dumbass."
493
00:24:11,928 --> 00:24:14,931
You know, just because
I play ball...
494
00:24:14,975 --> 00:24:16,411
Teachers been letting me
slide through since, like, forever.
495
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,676
I'm not trying to say it's
their fault, 'cause it's not.
496
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:21,416
I did what I did.
497
00:24:23,766 --> 00:24:26,508
If there was some way I could
just get around this one thing...
498
00:24:29,032 --> 00:24:30,730
It all means more to me now.
499
00:24:30,773 --> 00:24:32,079
That's all I'm trying to say.
500
00:24:40,957 --> 00:24:41,915
Excuse me. Huh?
501
00:24:43,394 --> 00:24:44,700
Who are you? Uh...
502
00:24:45,745 --> 00:24:46,789
Who am I?
503
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:48,312
Who are you?
504
00:24:49,052 --> 00:24:50,401
This is my office.
505
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,100
Ah. Oh, yeah.
506
00:24:53,970 --> 00:24:56,538
I'm from the mail room.
507
00:24:56,582 --> 00:24:58,584
Well, do you have
something for me?
508
00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:00,934
[CLEARS THROAT]
Yeah.
509
00:25:03,589 --> 00:25:04,807
Well, could you give it to me?
510
00:25:06,243 --> 00:25:07,288
Yes, I can.
511
00:25:09,682 --> 00:25:10,596
Oops.
512
00:25:11,379 --> 00:25:12,206
My bad.
513
00:25:14,295 --> 00:25:15,688
Let me get that for
you. [CHUCKLES]
514
00:25:20,910 --> 00:25:22,129
Anything else I can do for you,
515
00:25:22,912 --> 00:25:24,348
while I'm down here?
516
00:25:25,393 --> 00:25:26,829
Huh?
517
00:25:26,873 --> 00:25:28,527
Huh, yeah...
518
00:25:35,838 --> 00:25:37,318
MAN: Hey, hey, you.
519
00:25:38,406 --> 00:25:39,538
Yeah, copy room, right?
520
00:25:40,713 --> 00:25:42,236
Uh, right. Right.
521
00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:43,280
Great.
522
00:25:44,847 --> 00:25:46,501
I need two copies
of this on rush.
523
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,242
One comes back to me,
one goes to Ann Clark,
524
00:25:48,285 --> 00:25:49,722
and the master goes to
510 for filing. Got it?
525
00:25:51,332 --> 00:25:52,289
Sure.
526
00:25:53,334 --> 00:25:54,335
Great.
527
00:26:01,908 --> 00:26:02,996
Hey! Whoa!
528
00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:05,825
What are you doing?
529
00:26:05,868 --> 00:26:06,521
Casing the joint, right?
530
00:26:08,175 --> 00:26:09,002
You...
531
00:26:10,873 --> 00:26:12,832
Oh, thank you.
Here.
532
00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:14,660
No, no, no, no. If we take
it, they might get suspicious.
533
00:26:14,703 --> 00:26:15,225
They could change it
by next Saturday.
534
00:26:22,058 --> 00:26:22,842
BOTH: Copy it.
535
00:26:26,019 --> 00:26:27,411
[BEEPS] [SIGHS]
536
00:26:27,455 --> 00:26:29,065
Say hello to your future, Matty.
537
00:26:29,109 --> 00:26:30,066
[BEEPS]
538
00:26:46,256 --> 00:26:48,911
MATTY: Septic And Toilets,
SAT.
539
00:26:48,955 --> 00:26:50,913
KYLE: Come on, man,
it was a good run.
540
00:26:50,957 --> 00:26:53,742
What run?
There was no run.
541
00:26:53,786 --> 00:26:55,788
Yeah, well, whatever
it was, it's over.
542
00:26:58,965 --> 00:27:00,619
ROY: Francesca was right.
543
00:27:00,662 --> 00:27:02,055
We were screwed.
544
00:27:02,925 --> 00:27:04,144
Oh... [SIGHS]
545
00:27:05,449 --> 00:27:06,668
Well, at least she
didn't bring the cops.
546
00:27:09,323 --> 00:27:11,151
ROY: Or maybe not.
547
00:27:16,069 --> 00:27:18,288
If I wanted to do
what we talked about...
548
00:27:20,421 --> 00:27:22,945
Will you need to know why?
549
00:27:22,989 --> 00:27:25,252
No, but I don't think that's
gonna be possible now.
550
00:27:27,167 --> 00:27:28,037
Oh.
551
00:27:29,865 --> 00:27:31,084
Hey, can I ask you something?
552
00:27:32,259 --> 00:27:34,174
Why'd you bail on your exam?
553
00:27:34,217 --> 00:27:35,262
I didn't.
554
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:37,917
I saw your answer sheet.
555
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:38,744
It was practically blank.
556
00:27:44,271 --> 00:27:46,273
I was doing fine at first,
557
00:27:47,491 --> 00:27:48,492
then I came to a story question.
558
00:27:51,060 --> 00:27:53,280
A woman boards a train
in New York at midnight.
559
00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:56,892
Three hours later,
a man also boards.
560
00:27:58,807 --> 00:27:59,852
For some reason,
I couldn't get past it.
561
00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:04,204
Where was this woman going?
Why was she alone?
562
00:28:04,247 --> 00:28:05,727
PROCTOR: Time!
563
00:28:05,771 --> 00:28:07,511
I know it probably sounds crazy,
564
00:28:07,555 --> 00:28:08,469
but it just hit home for me,
565
00:28:10,210 --> 00:28:11,602
and I wanted to be on that train
566
00:28:11,646 --> 00:28:14,605
and just be gone somewhere.
567
00:28:18,435 --> 00:28:19,959
I guess I just froze.
568
00:28:22,570 --> 00:28:24,615
When I got home, I realized
569
00:28:24,659 --> 00:28:26,748
how disappointed
my parents would be.
570
00:28:28,881 --> 00:28:31,884
I need to do great on this test.
571
00:28:33,146 --> 00:28:35,409
Yeah.
572
00:28:35,452 --> 00:28:37,846
Well, like I said... If it's money you want,
we can pay you.
573
00:28:37,890 --> 00:28:39,195
No, it's not money, it's...
574
00:28:40,022 --> 00:28:40,980
We?
575
00:28:43,243 --> 00:28:45,898
Yeah, there's
someone else besides me.
576
00:28:45,941 --> 00:28:47,682
[SIGHS] Please...
577
00:28:48,422 --> 00:28:49,597
Don't say no.
578
00:28:54,602 --> 00:28:56,169
Yes!
579
00:28:56,212 --> 00:28:57,910
No! Come on, Matt.
580
00:28:57,953 --> 00:28:59,868
What in the hell
is wrong with you?
581
00:28:59,912 --> 00:29:01,696
It's one more person. It's Desmond Rhodes!
582
00:29:03,132 --> 00:29:04,394
Besides, I heard
he was going pro.
583
00:29:04,438 --> 00:29:05,874
Nah, man.
584
00:29:05,918 --> 00:29:07,615
He's not strong enough
to be a four,
585
00:29:07,658 --> 00:29:09,051
not quick enough to be a three.
586
00:29:09,095 --> 00:29:10,574
Besides, he's got no left hand,
587
00:29:10,618 --> 00:29:12,054
and his mid-range game
needs work.
588
00:29:13,273 --> 00:29:14,578
I don't see it.
589
00:29:16,972 --> 00:29:19,409
I mean, Anna Ross,
that's bad enough,
590
00:29:19,453 --> 00:29:21,498
but do you know how
high-profile Desmond Rhodes is?
591
00:29:21,542 --> 00:29:24,023
Well, he knows about it
and he wants in.
592
00:29:24,066 --> 00:29:26,068
Anna says he needs it
and we can trust him.
593
00:29:26,112 --> 00:29:27,983
Anna says he needs it.
594
00:29:28,027 --> 00:29:29,724
What are we, a
frickin' soup kitchen?
595
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:30,856
[CHUCKLES]
596
00:29:33,162 --> 00:29:34,947
Which brings me
to point number two.
597
00:29:34,990 --> 00:29:36,731
Last I heard, we had
no way of doing this.
598
00:29:39,429 --> 00:29:40,517
I've been thinking about that.
599
00:29:49,265 --> 00:29:51,050
Hey. Hey.
600
00:29:51,093 --> 00:29:52,529
Was your father suspicious?
601
00:29:52,573 --> 00:29:53,922
Oh, no.
To be suspicious
602
00:29:53,966 --> 00:29:54,749
he'd have to be interested.
603
00:29:58,100 --> 00:30:00,494
Um, there are
security codes, too.
604
00:30:00,537 --> 00:30:02,888
They gotta supply
the building owner
605
00:30:02,931 --> 00:30:03,758
with a copy in case
of an emergency.
606
00:30:04,977 --> 00:30:06,021
Yeah, I can get 'em. Okay.
607
00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:10,504
Okay. Okay.
608
00:30:10,547 --> 00:30:11,592
I will see you Tuesday.
609
00:30:13,115 --> 00:30:14,334
Okay, I'll see you Tuesday.
610
00:30:16,858 --> 00:30:18,773
Francesca. Yeah?
611
00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:20,775
That bad, huh? My father?
612
00:30:22,298 --> 00:30:24,823
No. Whatever.
I mean, you know.
613
00:30:24,866 --> 00:30:26,302
Poor little rich girl thing's
614
00:30:26,346 --> 00:30:27,651
a little played out,
don't you think?
615
00:30:27,695 --> 00:30:29,044
It's, like, the oldest
story in the world, isn't it?
616
00:30:30,393 --> 00:30:31,220
Not the true story.
617
00:30:38,445 --> 00:30:39,968
All right.
I'll see you on Tuesday.
618
00:30:40,012 --> 00:30:41,143
I will see you Tuesday.
619
00:30:41,187 --> 00:30:42,057
Bye.
620
00:30:45,191 --> 00:30:47,410
ROY: And sometimes
it's that easy.
621
00:30:53,155 --> 00:30:55,114
Shit happens.
People join the cause.
622
00:31:02,773 --> 00:31:04,906
And you find yourself
moving towards something
623
00:31:04,950 --> 00:31:06,429
you didn't plan on approaching.
624
00:31:07,909 --> 00:31:09,868
Only by the time
we were aware of it,
625
00:31:09,911 --> 00:31:12,522
the plans of one
become the plans of six.
626
00:31:16,831 --> 00:31:19,138
And the plans of six become one.
627
00:31:24,404 --> 00:31:26,885
Hey. We're eating. [CELL PHONE RINGS]
628
00:31:29,191 --> 00:31:31,063
Yeah.
629
00:31:31,106 --> 00:31:33,108
Boy, what's up!
[LAUGHING][MUSIC PLAYING]
630
00:31:33,717 --> 00:31:34,544
Who is this?
631
00:31:35,328 --> 00:31:36,329
It's Roy,
632
00:31:37,112 --> 00:31:38,418
from the SAT thing.
633
00:31:39,462 --> 00:31:40,724
How did you get this number?
634
00:31:40,768 --> 00:31:41,987
I'm the ghost, man.
635
00:31:42,552 --> 00:31:43,858
Give it to me.
636
00:31:47,818 --> 00:31:49,168
Who's calling, please? What?
637
00:31:50,430 --> 00:31:51,170
[MUSIC STOPS]
638
00:31:52,823 --> 00:31:56,305
Oh. It's, um, Roy.
639
00:31:56,349 --> 00:31:59,569
Well, Roy,
this is our dinner time.
640
00:31:59,613 --> 00:32:00,657
We don't interrupt
your dinner time, do we?
641
00:32:01,963 --> 00:32:04,705
Well, I don't have dinner time.
642
00:32:04,748 --> 00:32:06,533
Well, that's a shame.
643
00:32:06,576 --> 00:32:08,535
Now, do you have some
business with my son?
644
00:32:08,578 --> 00:32:10,537
Uh, well, I am,
645
00:32:11,451 --> 00:32:13,409
at this time,
646
00:32:13,453 --> 00:32:15,194
assisting him
647
00:32:15,237 --> 00:32:18,632
in his SAT exam preparations.
648
00:32:20,242 --> 00:32:22,549
And I was wondering
649
00:32:22,592 --> 00:32:25,030
if he could possibly
650
00:32:26,074 --> 00:32:27,554
pick me up this evening,
651
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:31,427
as I am currently
652
00:32:31,471 --> 00:32:33,212
without transportation.
653
00:32:34,778 --> 00:32:37,042
Oh, SAT...
654
00:32:37,085 --> 00:32:37,956
Well, there's hope
for you yet, Roy.
655
00:32:39,522 --> 00:32:41,698
Um, why don't
you give me that address?
656
00:32:41,742 --> 00:32:43,570
I appreciate that, ma'am.
657
00:32:43,613 --> 00:32:44,919
And, uh...
658
00:32:46,094 --> 00:32:48,575
Uh, may I say
659
00:32:48,618 --> 00:32:51,360
that you have
an attractive voice.
660
00:32:52,666 --> 00:32:53,623
[CHUCKLES] It's, uh,
661
00:32:54,146 --> 00:32:56,365
very pleasant.
662
00:32:56,409 --> 00:32:58,759
Uh, young sounding.
663
00:32:58,802 --> 00:33:02,284
Mmm-hmm.
The address, please. 4207,
664
00:33:02,328 --> 00:33:05,157
Triumph Street.
With a "T." Triumph.
665
00:33:06,332 --> 00:33:07,420
All right.
He'll be there.
666
00:33:08,377 --> 00:33:09,639
Thank you, Roy.
667
00:33:10,162 --> 00:33:11,163
Oh, God.
668
00:33:12,468 --> 00:33:13,252
Be on time.
669
00:33:18,735 --> 00:33:19,780
[GIGGLING]
670
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,787
Francesca, Tiffany.
671
00:33:26,830 --> 00:33:28,267
Tiffany, my
daughter Francesca.Hi.
672
00:33:29,355 --> 00:33:30,443
Hmm. Peace.
673
00:33:31,444 --> 00:33:32,445
Peace.
674
00:33:34,490 --> 00:33:35,535
Oh, no.
675
00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:39,321
P-I-E-C-E. You.
676
00:33:41,236 --> 00:33:42,498
[SOFTLY] No.
She's just kidding.
677
00:33:47,634 --> 00:33:49,114
ROY: Dawg, cool.
678
00:33:50,115 --> 00:33:51,464
All right.
Oh, my socks.
679
00:33:54,641 --> 00:33:56,295
[GIGGLES]
680
00:33:57,122 --> 00:33:58,123
[HIP HOP SONG PLAYING]
681
00:33:58,819 --> 00:34:00,125
Aw, sweet!
682
00:34:01,952 --> 00:34:03,650
What school gave you this?
683
00:34:06,305 --> 00:34:07,088
It's my uncle's ride, man.
684
00:34:08,568 --> 00:34:09,917
Then what school
gave it to your uncle?
685
00:34:12,398 --> 00:34:13,747
Why in the hell you call
yourself the ghost?
686
00:34:13,790 --> 00:34:16,184
At school, man.
687
00:34:16,228 --> 00:34:17,707
I hear things and I see things,
688
00:34:18,795 --> 00:34:20,058
but nobody hears or sees me.
689
00:34:21,363 --> 00:34:23,148
You think.
690
00:34:23,191 --> 00:34:24,627
Well, I got your
cell number, didn't I? So?
691
00:34:25,411 --> 00:34:26,542
[CHUCKLES]
692
00:34:27,543 --> 00:34:28,544
You got mine?
693
00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:31,678
Ah.
694
00:34:32,461 --> 00:34:33,984
This fool is crazy.
695
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:36,552
[TURNS MUSIC UP]
696
00:34:37,901 --> 00:34:39,251
[TURNS MUSIC DOWN] Don't touch my shit.
697
00:34:44,038 --> 00:34:45,909
8:00. So you're
absolutely positive
698
00:34:45,953 --> 00:34:47,563
your brother's not
gonna be there, right?
699
00:34:47,607 --> 00:34:48,869
Don't worry, Matty. We
got the place to ourselves.
700
00:34:48,912 --> 00:34:50,044
He promised. You sure?
701
00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:51,306
Yeah.
702
00:34:51,350 --> 00:34:52,742
[LOUD MUSIC PLAYING]
703
00:34:54,570 --> 00:34:55,571
Oh, shit!
704
00:34:58,183 --> 00:35:00,446
Oh, that's my brother.
Hey! Ooh!
705
00:35:00,489 --> 00:35:01,316
[LAUGHS]
706
00:35:03,623 --> 00:35:05,929
What's going on?
Salud. Salud.
707
00:35:05,973 --> 00:35:08,584
Oh, sorry, bro. Hope it
comes out. What's up?
708
00:35:08,628 --> 00:35:10,282
Larry, what the hell is this?
709
00:35:10,325 --> 00:35:12,284
You said we could
have the place tonight.
710
00:35:12,327 --> 00:35:13,589
Was that supposed to be tonight?
711
00:35:13,633 --> 00:35:16,375
'Cause tonight is wine tasting,
712
00:35:16,418 --> 00:35:17,202
wine-tasting Tuesday.
713
00:35:18,812 --> 00:35:19,682
ROY: A-ha!
What's up?
714
00:35:20,901 --> 00:35:22,076
[LAUGHTER]
715
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:24,209
Oh, yeah!
716
00:35:25,471 --> 00:35:26,776
Wow. What's this?
717
00:35:27,603 --> 00:35:29,083
Wine-tasting Tuesday.
718
00:35:29,910 --> 00:35:31,390
Hmm, nice. Whoa. Whoa.
719
00:35:31,433 --> 00:35:32,565
[CHUCKLES]
720
00:35:32,608 --> 00:35:34,088
Look, Larry. Larry.
721
00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:35,133
Hmm? You promised.
722
00:35:36,873 --> 00:35:38,223
Yeah, I know.
723
00:35:39,963 --> 00:35:41,617
But maybe we can
do it next Tuesday.
724
00:35:44,229 --> 00:35:45,186
All right, this is ETS.
725
00:35:47,971 --> 00:35:50,148
This is so cute, this whole
thing you're going through.
726
00:35:51,801 --> 00:35:53,281
I'm sorry.
727
00:35:53,325 --> 00:35:54,717
There was a misunderstanding.
728
00:35:54,761 --> 00:35:55,414
Man, what the hell
is she typing?
729
00:35:57,024 --> 00:35:58,112
I'm just taking notes.
730
00:35:58,156 --> 00:35:59,722
All right. This is ETS.
731
00:36:00,984 --> 00:36:01,855
FRANCESCA:
Who took that photo?
732
00:36:02,551 --> 00:36:03,552
Uh, Anna took it.
733
00:36:04,684 --> 00:36:05,598
Oh.
734
00:36:07,556 --> 00:36:09,776
I'm not sure I'm
comfortable with this.
735
00:36:11,430 --> 00:36:13,345
Oh, you look comfortable in
your Old Navy cotton pullover.
736
00:36:13,388 --> 00:36:13,954
You gotta get this look.
737
00:36:16,435 --> 00:36:18,001
Did I do something?
738
00:36:18,045 --> 00:36:20,003
Yeah, you did something.
You got a 4.0 GPA.
739
00:36:20,047 --> 00:36:20,961
Francesca, just stop it,
all right?
740
00:36:22,571 --> 00:36:25,748
[SIGHS] Do you know what
the fatal flaw is for most heists?
741
00:36:25,792 --> 00:36:28,273
Hmm? It's trusting
the team.
742
00:36:28,316 --> 00:36:30,492
So excuse me for being a bitch,
743
00:36:30,536 --> 00:36:32,320
but I'd like to know why
the valedictorian is here.
744
00:36:32,364 --> 00:36:35,105
I'm not the
valedictorian. I'm second.
745
00:36:35,149 --> 00:36:36,542
Oh, that explains everything.
746
00:36:36,585 --> 00:36:38,587
Everyone has their reasons
for being here.
747
00:36:38,631 --> 00:36:41,677
We don't need to
know them. Really? I think we do.
748
00:36:41,721 --> 00:36:43,897
It'll be like that scene in The
Breakfast Club where they all get stoned
749
00:36:43,940 --> 00:36:45,681
and make confessions
to each other. Ah, sweet.
750
00:36:45,725 --> 00:36:46,987
MATTY:
Maybe we should.
751
00:36:48,554 --> 00:36:50,643
Maybe we should all say
exactly why we're here.
752
00:36:50,686 --> 00:36:51,992
Kyle said we wouldn't
have to, so...
753
00:36:52,035 --> 00:36:53,820
Well, I think we do,
so, I'll start.
754
00:36:55,125 --> 00:36:58,041
[DEEP SIGH] I'm here
to make new friends.
755
00:36:58,085 --> 00:36:58,694
And for the wine, of course.
756
00:37:00,348 --> 00:37:02,176
How about you, superstar?
757
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:03,308
I'm here 'cause
the SAT is racist.
758
00:37:05,484 --> 00:37:07,703
Well, that didn't
take long, now, did it?
759
00:37:07,747 --> 00:37:09,444
Oh, you don't think so?
760
00:37:09,488 --> 00:37:11,446
Who created the test?
Rich white guys.
761
00:37:11,490 --> 00:37:12,752
[GRUNTS] Who scores the highest
on the test?
762
00:37:12,795 --> 00:37:15,363
ROY: Asian chicks.
763
00:37:15,407 --> 00:37:18,279
Middle-class Asian girls who watch
less than an hour of television a day.
764
00:37:18,323 --> 00:37:19,846
They can't drive,
765
00:37:19,889 --> 00:37:22,979
but they can take the shit
out of the SAT, huh?
766
00:37:23,023 --> 00:37:24,546
DESMOND: Whatever.
Why are you here?
767
00:37:24,590 --> 00:37:26,026
Uh, 'cause I'm not smart enough
768
00:37:26,069 --> 00:37:27,593
to get the score that I need,
769
00:37:27,636 --> 00:37:29,464
as opposed to being this genius
770
00:37:29,508 --> 00:37:31,292
who's being screwed
by the man. Matty...
771
00:37:31,336 --> 00:37:33,468
It is, you know. It's
unfair to certain groups.
772
00:37:33,512 --> 00:37:35,165
It is. Like kiss-ass
valedictorians.
773
00:37:35,209 --> 00:37:36,776
I'm not the valedictorian.
774
00:37:36,819 --> 00:37:37,907
Oh, right.
You're second.
775
00:37:37,951 --> 00:37:38,517
All right!
Enough, okay?
776
00:37:39,213 --> 00:37:40,954
[SIGHS]
777
00:37:40,997 --> 00:37:42,260
KYLE: This is the
floor plan for the tower
778
00:37:42,303 --> 00:37:44,566
that houses the regional
ETS office, okay?
779
00:37:44,610 --> 00:37:46,002
This is the hardware schedule
780
00:37:46,046 --> 00:37:47,526
that tells the specs
of security cameras
781
00:37:47,569 --> 00:37:50,093
that are here,
here, here, and here.
782
00:37:50,137 --> 00:37:52,052
Mmm. It's fruity,
and yet woody.
783
00:37:52,095 --> 00:37:53,532
KYLE: Roy!
784
00:37:53,575 --> 00:37:55,316
Pay attention.
Please.
785
00:37:57,492 --> 00:37:59,625
Now, Francesca has the
codes to all the locks inside ETS,
786
00:37:59,668 --> 00:38:01,453
and we know where
the test answers are filed. Shit...
787
00:38:01,496 --> 00:38:03,019
So if you guys think
that we can somehow... [CELL PHONE RINGS]
788
00:38:04,412 --> 00:38:05,674
Yeah.
789
00:38:05,718 --> 00:38:08,329
Yo. Is this thing hemp?
790
00:38:08,373 --> 00:38:10,462
This is never
gonna work. It'll be okay.
791
00:38:10,505 --> 00:38:12,638
Oh, yeah. Yeah,
we're gonna be great.
792
00:38:12,681 --> 00:38:14,292
I mean, all-state's phone is
ringing off the hook here, and...
793
00:38:16,642 --> 00:38:18,426
[LIGHTER CLICKING] Roy's trying to smoke
Larry's comforter.
794
00:38:18,470 --> 00:38:19,514
Hey, Roy! Roy!
795
00:38:21,124 --> 00:38:22,387
I'm serious. You're
about out of here.
796
00:38:22,430 --> 00:38:24,737
Shit. Shit!
797
00:38:25,694 --> 00:38:27,217
You need some help with that?
798
00:38:27,261 --> 00:38:29,568
Mmm, no, not unless you
can encode Visual Basic.
799
00:38:30,873 --> 00:38:32,266
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
800
00:38:32,788 --> 00:38:33,702
DESMOND: Yeah.
801
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,621
There. What did you do?
802
00:38:40,753 --> 00:38:42,407
I don't know.
803
00:38:42,450 --> 00:38:44,322
Some shit with
the dynamic variables.
804
00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:48,891
So we gonna do this or what?
805
00:38:48,935 --> 00:38:50,545
Yeah, we're gonna do this.
806
00:38:50,589 --> 00:38:51,981
How about you turn your phone
off and start paying attention?
807
00:38:52,025 --> 00:38:53,331
You got a problem with me?
808
00:38:53,374 --> 00:38:55,985
No, I got a problem with
anybody who puts us at risk.
809
00:38:56,029 --> 00:38:57,596
So you think it's me? Fine.
I don't need this shit no way.
810
00:38:59,685 --> 00:39:01,643
DESMOND: Anna,
you down with this? Uh...
811
00:39:01,687 --> 00:39:03,602
You guys see Desmond
on TV this weekend?
812
00:39:06,431 --> 00:39:07,432
Playing for
St. John's?
813
00:39:09,912 --> 00:39:11,610
Took 25 and 10
off North Carolina.
814
00:39:15,309 --> 00:39:17,398
Matty, you saw it, right?
815
00:39:17,442 --> 00:39:19,182
You were at your apartment
with Sandy in Maryland.
816
00:39:22,011 --> 00:39:24,144
I missed it.
I had a date.
817
00:39:26,233 --> 00:39:28,278
But my roommate at Brown
is a big sports fan
818
00:39:28,322 --> 00:39:29,192
and she said
it was pretty great.
819
00:39:29,236 --> 00:39:29,845
KYLE: You know what?
It was.
820
00:39:31,543 --> 00:39:33,501
I saw the whole thing
from my Cornell dorm room.
821
00:39:35,329 --> 00:39:37,244
Roy, you had money on it.
822
00:39:37,287 --> 00:39:39,725
Well, I hope
you covered the spread.
823
00:39:39,768 --> 00:39:41,596
We can do this. Okay?
824
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,903
We can all get where
each one of us wants to go.
825
00:39:43,946 --> 00:39:45,644
But we have got to
trust each other.
826
00:39:47,646 --> 00:39:49,909
You talk a good game,
827
00:39:49,952 --> 00:39:52,390
but I think your mom's
gonna come in with snacks.
828
00:39:52,433 --> 00:39:53,695
This is serious.
829
00:39:55,523 --> 00:39:56,306
Some of us got a lot to lose.
830
00:39:57,656 --> 00:40:00,310
Uh, I think that we all
have a lot to lose.
831
00:40:00,354 --> 00:40:03,052
All right, fair enough.
Just hear me out.
832
00:40:03,096 --> 00:40:04,967
Anyone who doesn't
like the plan can walk.
833
00:40:13,062 --> 00:40:13,976
Okay.
834
00:40:15,587 --> 00:40:16,675
All right.
835
00:40:19,939 --> 00:40:21,506
Friday afternoon, Francesca
will enter through the lobby.
836
00:40:24,596 --> 00:40:25,858
The same as any other Friday.
837
00:40:28,034 --> 00:40:29,688
Then, she'll make
appointments for me and Matty
838
00:40:29,731 --> 00:40:30,906
with her dad's firm.
839
00:40:33,692 --> 00:40:35,041
Well, what if he recognizes you?
840
00:40:36,085 --> 00:40:37,217
He won't recognize me.
841
00:40:37,260 --> 00:40:38,218
Oh, he might.
842
00:40:42,788 --> 00:40:43,789
[PEOPLE SHOUTING][ALARM BLARING]
843
00:40:46,574 --> 00:40:47,314
MAN: Hands up!
844
00:40:49,142 --> 00:40:50,056
He won't recognize me.
845
00:40:51,274 --> 00:40:52,493
All right, once I'm up and in,
846
00:40:52,537 --> 00:40:54,016
Matty's gonna sign in
and join us
847
00:40:54,060 --> 00:40:54,930
in Francesca's father's office.
848
00:40:58,978 --> 00:41:00,719
Where am I gonna be?
849
00:41:00,762 --> 00:41:02,372
You're waiting
in the woods nearby.
850
00:41:03,722 --> 00:41:04,940
With that big-ass crow?
851
00:41:06,420 --> 00:41:07,987
[CAWING] [CAWS]
852
00:41:10,729 --> 00:41:11,512
Ahhh!
853
00:41:12,557 --> 00:41:13,775
[SHUDDERING] Alone?
854
00:41:13,819 --> 00:41:14,820
No, with Desmond and Anna.
855
00:41:15,951 --> 00:41:16,822
Ah.
856
00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:20,260
ANNA: Oh, Roy!
857
00:41:20,303 --> 00:41:21,304
ROY: Yeah, baby!
You feel that?
858
00:41:21,348 --> 00:41:22,654
[GRUNTING]
859
00:41:24,656 --> 00:41:25,657
[GRUNTING]
860
00:41:29,878 --> 00:41:31,184
Oh, give it to me, Roy.
861
00:41:31,227 --> 00:41:32,272
Who's your daddy now?
Come on!
862
00:41:35,101 --> 00:41:37,277
Maybe we should all go together.
863
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:38,887
KYLE: No, we need you
guys outside on the perimeter
864
00:41:38,931 --> 00:41:40,280
for when the night guard
makes his rounds.
865
00:41:41,716 --> 00:41:43,588
Now, their rotation
isn't really precise,
866
00:41:43,631 --> 00:41:45,459
and we're gonna be using
flashlights inside.
867
00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,200
So we'll watch out for the guards
to make sure you cut 'em off.
868
00:41:47,243 --> 00:41:49,202
KYLE: Right.
Exactly. Exactly.
869
00:41:49,245 --> 00:41:51,683
Now, inside, Francesca's
gonna ask the night security guard
870
00:41:51,726 --> 00:41:54,076
to disconnect the alarm
on the rear stairwell door,
871
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:55,817
saying she has boxes
to unload from her car,
872
00:41:55,861 --> 00:41:57,123
something she's done
in the past.
873
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:02,084
GUARD: Hold it right there.
874
00:42:11,354 --> 00:42:12,442
[GRUNTS]
875
00:42:33,812 --> 00:42:35,291
KYLE: Matty and I have
about 20 seconds
876
00:42:35,335 --> 00:42:36,684
to get inside the stairwell
877
00:42:36,728 --> 00:42:38,468
before the guard returns
to the front desk
878
00:42:38,512 --> 00:42:39,818
and his security bank
of monitors.
879
00:42:41,820 --> 00:42:43,212
We'll take the stairs
to the roof
880
00:42:43,256 --> 00:42:45,171
and wait for Francesca's
key card.
881
00:42:46,651 --> 00:42:48,827
From here we're almost home.
882
00:42:48,870 --> 00:42:50,263
We get in, we get the answers,
883
00:42:50,306 --> 00:42:51,481
and we get out.
884
00:42:53,266 --> 00:42:55,050
Shortly after midnight,
885
00:42:55,094 --> 00:42:56,356
this is me...
886
00:43:00,229 --> 00:43:02,536
25 minutes
into Saturday morning,
887
00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:04,277
and a whole lot closer
to the rest of my life.
888
00:43:06,366 --> 00:43:07,193
Who's gonna join me?
889
00:43:13,068 --> 00:43:14,200
All right.
890
00:43:19,553 --> 00:43:20,423
[SIGHS]
891
00:43:43,403 --> 00:43:44,578
You smoke?
892
00:43:46,798 --> 00:43:48,190
Makes kissing kind of nasty.
893
00:43:49,409 --> 00:43:51,193
Then we won't be kissing, huh?
894
00:43:53,282 --> 00:43:55,502
I know.
I was just, um...
895
00:43:57,025 --> 00:43:58,374
Why are you here?
896
00:43:59,898 --> 00:44:01,856
I need the answers.
897
00:44:01,900 --> 00:44:03,553
To join Sandy at Maryland.
898
00:44:06,034 --> 00:44:07,470
What's so great about her?
899
00:44:07,514 --> 00:44:09,255
I mean, aside from
being smoke-free?
900
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:13,041
You wouldn't get it.
901
00:44:13,085 --> 00:44:14,521
Mmm.
902
00:44:14,564 --> 00:44:16,088
Try me.
903
00:44:16,131 --> 00:44:16,915
All right.
904
00:44:18,525 --> 00:44:20,962
I mean, it's, like...
I don't get the best grades.
905
00:44:21,006 --> 00:44:24,662
I'm not really great
at anything.
906
00:44:24,705 --> 00:44:27,969
But here was something
that I was finally great at.
907
00:44:28,013 --> 00:44:29,710
I was great at being with Sandy.
908
00:44:31,407 --> 00:44:32,626
I could make her laugh.
909
00:44:33,714 --> 00:44:36,761
I could guess
what she was thinking.
910
00:44:37,849 --> 00:44:39,894
And it was just
911
00:44:42,505 --> 00:44:44,638
great. It was...
It was great.
912
00:44:46,466 --> 00:44:47,859
And?
913
00:44:50,949 --> 00:44:53,473
And I just can't wait
to be great again.
914
00:45:02,525 --> 00:45:03,657
We're here for the bank's money,
915
00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:04,571
not your money.
Your money's insured
916
00:45:04,614 --> 00:45:05,703
by the federal government.
917
00:45:05,746 --> 00:45:07,356
You're not gonna lose a dime.
918
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,445
Think of your families.
Don't risk your life.
919
00:45:09,489 --> 00:45:11,360
Don't try and be a hero.
920
00:45:11,404 --> 00:45:13,058
Right now I want you
to sit on the floor
921
00:45:13,101 --> 00:45:13,972
and put your hands on your head.
922
00:45:22,589 --> 00:45:23,416
[BUZZES]
923
00:45:28,813 --> 00:45:30,728
ROY: And so the day arrived.
924
00:45:30,771 --> 00:45:32,381
We had packed it,
925
00:45:32,425 --> 00:45:33,556
rolled it,
926
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:35,341
smoked it.
927
00:45:35,384 --> 00:45:38,344
Now it was time
to ride the buzz.
928
00:46:02,977 --> 00:46:04,239
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
929
00:46:04,283 --> 00:46:06,154
Yeah? Hey, it's me.
930
00:46:06,198 --> 00:46:07,547
Set your phone to vibrate,
call me back, okay?
931
00:46:08,548 --> 00:46:09,331
[BEEPING]
932
00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:12,508
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]
933
00:46:12,552 --> 00:46:14,162
All right. From here on out,
we're gonna use redial.
934
00:46:14,206 --> 00:46:15,250
Tell Roy the same thing, okay?
935
00:46:15,294 --> 00:46:16,164
Okay.
936
00:46:18,558 --> 00:46:19,428
Thank you.
937
00:46:29,090 --> 00:46:29,961
[BEEPS]
938
00:46:38,926 --> 00:46:39,753
Oh, shit.
939
00:46:40,667 --> 00:46:41,755
I forgot the bolt cutters.
940
00:46:42,495 --> 00:46:43,409
Huh? Just kidding.
941
00:46:44,584 --> 00:46:45,759
That's funny.
942
00:46:54,159 --> 00:46:55,769
Here we go. Masks.
943
00:47:07,694 --> 00:47:09,435
Did you bring your floaties?
944
00:47:09,478 --> 00:47:10,436
It's all I could find.
945
00:47:44,122 --> 00:47:46,820
All right. We're here.
946
00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:48,909
Answers are here.
947
00:47:48,953 --> 00:47:50,606
Keep your mask on till we
get past the security cameras,
948
00:47:50,650 --> 00:47:51,651
just in case.
949
00:47:55,437 --> 00:47:56,482
[THUDS]
950
00:47:56,525 --> 00:47:59,006
Ow. Ow!
951
00:47:59,050 --> 00:48:01,095
You walk much? My mask is fogged.
952
00:48:04,446 --> 00:48:05,752
All right, there's
a security camera
953
00:48:05,795 --> 00:48:06,971
around the corner on the right.
954
00:48:07,014 --> 00:48:08,886
So stay low and
tight to the wall.
955
00:48:08,929 --> 00:48:10,104
What do we do if it sees us?
956
00:48:11,714 --> 00:48:13,151
About three to six months
and a lot of community service.
957
00:48:21,942 --> 00:48:23,770
Don't worry. It's not like I'm
gonna look at your underwear.
958
00:48:23,813 --> 00:48:24,858
Who says I'm wearing any?
959
00:48:37,262 --> 00:48:39,003
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
960
00:48:39,046 --> 00:48:39,917
[THUDDING]
961
00:48:40,743 --> 00:48:41,788
Ooh! Matty, you okay?
962
00:48:42,963 --> 00:48:44,791
I can't see...
963
00:48:44,834 --> 00:48:46,662
I can't see through
this stupid mask!
964
00:48:46,706 --> 00:48:47,533
Just... Just come forward.
Come forward.
965
00:48:48,751 --> 00:48:50,144
Okay.
966
00:48:50,188 --> 00:48:51,145
No, 2 o'clock.
2 o'clock.
967
00:48:51,189 --> 00:48:52,755
2 o'clock. Oh!
968
00:48:52,799 --> 00:48:53,931
No... Um... I...
969
00:48:53,974 --> 00:48:55,628
KYLE: This way.
This way.
970
00:48:55,671 --> 00:48:57,195
[WHISPERING] Where?
971
00:48:57,238 --> 00:48:58,370
Grab my hand.
Grab my hand!
972
00:49:04,550 --> 00:49:06,030
Thanks. This way.
973
00:49:11,252 --> 00:49:13,167
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
974
00:49:13,211 --> 00:49:15,256
Nature calls.
975
00:49:15,300 --> 00:49:17,432
Yeah, it's something, isn't it?
976
00:49:17,476 --> 00:49:19,869
No. Nature calls.
977
00:49:35,885 --> 00:49:36,886
Can I ask you a question?
978
00:49:40,107 --> 00:49:42,109
Why do you smoke pot?
979
00:49:46,766 --> 00:49:47,636
Something to do?
980
00:49:53,512 --> 00:49:54,730
Why do you bite
your fingernails?
981
00:50:02,129 --> 00:50:03,696
[SIGHS]
982
00:50:13,401 --> 00:50:14,098
KYLE: All right.
983
00:50:14,881 --> 00:50:16,100
This is it.
984
00:50:16,143 --> 00:50:17,057
Francesca?
985
00:50:17,753 --> 00:50:18,667
Okay.
986
00:50:20,539 --> 00:50:22,845
Okay, okay.[BEEPS]
987
00:50:22,889 --> 00:50:24,934
Ladies and gentlemen,
I present you with...
988
00:50:27,546 --> 00:50:29,939
A serious waste of time.
989
00:50:29,983 --> 00:50:31,854
Why would you
lock the door to this?
990
00:50:32,942 --> 00:50:34,292
This was it.
991
00:50:35,597 --> 00:50:37,295
Matty, I swear this was it.
992
00:50:37,338 --> 00:50:39,558
The answers went
to 510 for filing.
993
00:50:39,601 --> 00:50:41,168
Yeah, well, "Went to"
doesn't help us now, does it?
994
00:50:44,476 --> 00:50:47,479
I had the answers in my hands.
995
00:50:53,963 --> 00:50:55,269
"One comes back to me."
996
00:50:56,227 --> 00:50:57,706
Kyle, what... Kyle.
997
00:50:57,750 --> 00:50:58,925
[RADIO SQUAWKS]
998
00:50:58,968 --> 00:51:00,144
Shit!
999
00:51:02,842 --> 00:51:05,453
What are you doing? Shh! Shh!
1000
00:51:05,497 --> 00:51:06,802
[RADIO CHATTER]
1001
00:51:16,638 --> 00:51:19,163
Ew. Who the hell was that?
1002
00:51:19,206 --> 00:51:21,643
That was Bernie. He's the night
lobby guard. He hits on everybody.
1003
00:51:21,687 --> 00:51:23,036
Well, he's early.
1004
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:24,646
MATTY: Where were you going?
1005
00:51:24,690 --> 00:51:26,953
"One comes back to me."
1006
00:51:26,996 --> 00:51:28,433
The guy who sent me
to copy the answers
1007
00:51:28,476 --> 00:51:30,087
said, "The master goes
to 510 for filing,
1008
00:51:30,130 --> 00:51:31,914
"and one comes back to me."
1009
00:51:31,958 --> 00:51:33,829
FRANCESCA: So what do you want
to do, call him at home?
1010
00:51:33,873 --> 00:51:35,092
I want to find his office.
1011
00:51:35,396 --> 00:51:36,745
545.
1012
00:51:42,273 --> 00:51:43,361
Roy, what time do you have?
1013
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:45,885
About that time.
1014
00:51:48,148 --> 00:51:49,802
Yeah, can you see the far
side of the building from here?
1015
00:51:49,845 --> 00:51:51,456
[LAUGHS]
1016
00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:55,547
I'm gonna go see if
I can get a better view.
1017
00:52:21,877 --> 00:52:22,748
[GRUNTS]
1018
00:52:29,233 --> 00:52:30,234
Holy shit.
1019
00:52:41,288 --> 00:52:42,594
My phone!
1020
00:52:43,247 --> 00:52:44,117
[GROANS]
1021
00:52:44,552 --> 00:52:45,597
My phone.
1022
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:47,251
[GRUNTS]
1023
00:52:47,990 --> 00:52:49,688
Ah! Ah, shit!
1024
00:52:56,912 --> 00:52:57,609
[TAKES DEEP BREATH]
1025
00:53:02,091 --> 00:53:04,485
Roy! Roy, the guard!
1026
00:53:06,792 --> 00:53:08,489
There's a problem with my phone.
1027
00:53:08,533 --> 00:53:09,621
What problem?
1028
00:53:12,972 --> 00:53:13,799
Phone!
1029
00:53:17,411 --> 00:53:19,587
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]
1030
00:53:19,631 --> 00:53:20,458
Yeah. Shut off the lights.
Shut off the lights.
1031
00:53:20,501 --> 00:53:21,154
Shut off the lights.
1032
00:53:30,642 --> 00:53:32,165
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]
1033
00:53:32,948 --> 00:53:34,341
Yes?
1034
00:53:34,385 --> 00:53:36,648
ROY: Sorry. All clear.
1035
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:39,520
Tell Roy I'm kicking his ass.
1036
00:53:48,834 --> 00:53:49,878
Hey, hey, I got it.
1037
00:53:50,749 --> 00:53:52,011
It's office 545.
1038
00:53:56,058 --> 00:53:57,146
Hey.
1039
00:53:58,452 --> 00:53:59,714
Maybe it's in here.
1040
00:54:06,678 --> 00:54:07,809
[SIGHS]
1041
00:54:09,550 --> 00:54:10,421
You know what this means.
1042
00:54:11,987 --> 00:54:13,293
[VIBRATES]
1043
00:54:14,294 --> 00:54:15,469
Hello.
1044
00:54:20,344 --> 00:54:21,562
It's for you.
1045
00:54:23,172 --> 00:54:24,043
Is it a chick?
1046
00:54:29,222 --> 00:54:31,006
Hello. Roy, we need your help.
1047
00:54:34,096 --> 00:54:35,228
Who is this?
1048
00:54:36,882 --> 00:54:38,231
It's Kyle, Roy.
1049
00:54:39,624 --> 00:54:41,016
Oh.
1050
00:54:41,060 --> 00:54:42,322
[PHONE RINGING]
1051
00:54:43,367 --> 00:54:45,064
Clyde's. Uh, Dave, it's Matty.
1052
00:54:45,107 --> 00:54:46,195
Hey, Matty.
What's up, man?
1053
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:48,197
Um, I need some
flowers delivered.
1054
00:54:48,894 --> 00:54:49,808
Tell him roses.
1055
00:54:49,851 --> 00:54:51,505
Uh, make it roses.
1056
00:54:51,549 --> 00:54:53,333
And do you think
you could hook me up
1057
00:54:53,377 --> 00:54:53,899
with a bottle of champagne?
1058
00:54:56,989 --> 00:54:59,644
Uh, yeah, man.
I think I could do that.
1059
00:54:59,687 --> 00:55:01,298
All right, nice.
1060
00:55:01,341 --> 00:55:03,778
And, um... I need
a card signed,
1061
00:55:03,822 --> 00:55:06,346
um, from...
1062
00:55:06,390 --> 00:55:07,478
"From your
secret admirer."
1063
00:55:07,521 --> 00:55:09,088
"From your secret admirer."
1064
00:55:10,219 --> 00:55:10,872
Uh, here's the name and address.
1065
00:55:14,267 --> 00:55:16,008
ANNA: If you could do
anything with your life
1066
00:55:16,051 --> 00:55:18,489
and money was no object,
1067
00:55:18,532 --> 00:55:19,577
what would you do?
1068
00:55:20,404 --> 00:55:21,143
ROY: Anything at all?
1069
00:55:26,888 --> 00:55:28,063
When I was a kid,
1070
00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:31,328
I used to play this
video game for hours.
1071
00:55:32,154 --> 00:55:33,155
Street Fighter II.
1072
00:55:35,462 --> 00:55:37,290
And I remember thinking,
1073
00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:39,423
you know, people
get paid to do this,
1074
00:55:41,033 --> 00:55:43,035
to think up the game
and to create the characters.
1075
00:55:44,732 --> 00:55:47,126
Like there's this
one character... Blanka.
1076
00:55:48,693 --> 00:55:50,521
He's, like, half human
and half lizard...
1077
00:55:51,565 --> 00:55:53,175
Who eats his opponents.
1078
00:55:56,091 --> 00:55:57,310
Well, I mean, you know,
1079
00:55:57,354 --> 00:55:59,356
he either zaps 'em
with lightning
1080
00:55:59,399 --> 00:56:02,184
or he bites their faces off.
1081
00:56:03,664 --> 00:56:05,144
It's pretty cool, huh?
1082
00:56:06,537 --> 00:56:07,973
So you'd design video games?
1083
00:56:12,281 --> 00:56:15,589
Naw. I'd kinda like
to be Blanka.
1084
00:56:22,727 --> 00:56:24,903
I was thinking someday
I might want to be an actor.
1085
00:56:24,946 --> 00:56:28,863
Hmm. As opposed to
solving world hunger
1086
00:56:28,907 --> 00:56:29,821
or curing a terminal disease?
1087
00:56:33,128 --> 00:56:35,087
See what I mean?
1088
00:56:35,130 --> 00:56:38,220
I would run a no-kill
animal shelter... Or...
1089
00:56:41,006 --> 00:56:42,311
I'd just be a mom.
1090
00:56:44,183 --> 00:56:45,750
Not just a mother.
1091
00:56:45,793 --> 00:56:48,187
I would be a real mom.
1092
00:56:50,668 --> 00:56:53,366
You know, one who cared
more about the title of parent
1093
00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:54,454
than the one
on her business card.
1094
00:56:58,197 --> 00:56:59,372
Or porn.
1095
00:57:01,156 --> 00:57:02,288
Hey, guys, he's here.
Dave's here.
1096
00:57:14,300 --> 00:57:16,215
All right, Roy, when she opens
up the door, you haul ass.
1097
00:57:16,258 --> 00:57:18,173
What do I do? You wait here with me.
1098
00:57:18,217 --> 00:57:19,523
They only need Roy.
1099
00:57:25,006 --> 00:57:26,051
All right, flash, you ready?
1100
00:57:27,269 --> 00:57:28,445
[COUGHS]
1101
00:57:28,488 --> 00:57:29,881
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1102
00:57:29,924 --> 00:57:30,751
[COUGHS]
1103
00:57:31,970 --> 00:57:32,623
Roy, you need
to get off that bong.
1104
00:57:37,584 --> 00:57:38,977
[PHONE DIALING]
1105
00:57:39,020 --> 00:57:41,283
Okay, I'm here. Okay, wait. Not yet.
1106
00:57:41,327 --> 00:57:42,241
Wait me for me.
1107
00:57:48,073 --> 00:57:49,204
Are you sure they just need
Roy? Maybe we should go, too.
1108
00:57:49,248 --> 00:57:49,988
Just Roy, Anna.
1109
00:57:54,949 --> 00:57:55,733
[KNOCKING]
1110
00:57:58,823 --> 00:57:59,911
All right, Roy, get ready.
1111
00:58:03,871 --> 00:58:05,873
You Bernie? Yeah.
1112
00:58:05,917 --> 00:58:06,961
Delivery. Hmm?
1113
00:58:10,878 --> 00:58:11,705
[CHUCKLES]
1114
00:58:12,401 --> 00:58:13,359
[SNIFFS]
1115
00:58:14,795 --> 00:58:15,883
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
1116
00:58:15,927 --> 00:58:16,884
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
1117
00:58:16,928 --> 00:58:17,798
[BEEPS]
1118
00:58:22,063 --> 00:58:23,151
Go!
1119
00:58:27,808 --> 00:58:28,940
Aw, hell, dawg!
1120
00:58:31,203 --> 00:58:33,161
[GRUNTING] Oh, shit! Ooh!
1121
00:58:37,339 --> 00:58:38,297
[GRUNTS]
1122
00:58:46,653 --> 00:58:47,480
Whew!
1123
00:58:55,009 --> 00:58:57,055
Is he in? What the hell was that?
1124
00:58:57,098 --> 00:58:59,231
KYLE: Francesca,
is he in?
1125
00:58:59,274 --> 00:59:00,449
Oh, yeah, he's in, plus two.
1126
00:59:01,146 --> 00:59:02,495
What?
1127
00:59:04,845 --> 00:59:07,108
Oh, man, not steps!
1128
00:59:08,327 --> 00:59:09,981
[PANTING]
1129
00:59:13,941 --> 00:59:15,203
All right, Roy, we think the
answers are in this computer,
1130
00:59:15,247 --> 00:59:16,770
but there's a password.
1131
00:59:16,814 --> 00:59:18,163
Is this the guy? Yeah.
1132
00:59:20,905 --> 00:59:21,906
Oh.
1133
00:59:26,780 --> 00:59:28,956
Oh, um, um...
1134
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,262
[TYPING]
1135
00:59:44,842 --> 00:59:45,538
[COMPUTER CHIMES]
1136
00:59:47,932 --> 00:59:49,847
You're a filthy man, Arnie.
1137
00:59:52,197 --> 00:59:54,199
Uh, what do they
call this thing?
1138
00:59:54,242 --> 00:59:55,548
"Verification Master."
1139
01:00:03,774 --> 01:00:04,557
[CHUCKLES]
1140
01:00:06,124 --> 01:00:08,605
"Mercer county SAT. Exam
to be administered fall 2004."
1141
01:00:09,475 --> 01:00:11,129
Print!
1142
01:00:11,172 --> 01:00:11,825
Shh! Print one and let's
get out of here.
1143
01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:15,307
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
1144
01:00:15,350 --> 01:00:18,136
Um, you need
three other passwords
1145
01:00:18,179 --> 01:00:19,398
and three other people to print.
1146
01:00:20,878 --> 01:00:22,575
So can't you figure it out?
1147
01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:24,882
Uh, sure, just give me six
months in the CIA mainframe.
1148
01:00:25,839 --> 01:00:27,624
FRANCESCA: Well, that
was fun.
1149
01:00:27,667 --> 01:00:29,016
Guys, the exam's right here.
1150
01:00:29,060 --> 01:00:30,539
Yeah, you just need the answers.
1151
01:00:32,324 --> 01:00:33,238
Exactly.
1152
01:00:35,980 --> 01:00:38,199
Oh, I get it.
1153
01:00:38,243 --> 01:00:40,027
Come on, team.
Makes perfect sense.
1154
01:00:40,811 --> 01:00:42,203
We'll take the test now
1155
01:00:42,247 --> 01:00:44,379
so we can steal our own answers,
1156
01:00:44,423 --> 01:00:46,251
and then we'll take
the real test
1157
01:00:46,294 --> 01:00:49,558
with the stolen answers we were
afraid would be wrong in the first place.
1158
01:00:49,602 --> 01:00:50,690
It's nice.
It's really nice.
1159
01:00:52,344 --> 01:00:53,606
Who wants pancakes?
1160
01:00:53,650 --> 01:00:54,912
Wait. No, no, no.
Guys, guys, guys.
1161
01:00:54,955 --> 01:00:56,827
The exam's right here.
1162
01:00:56,870 --> 01:00:58,611
Now, maybe we thought this
was bigger than us one-on-one,
1163
01:00:58,655 --> 01:00:59,786
but there's no way
it's gonna beat
1164
01:00:59,830 --> 01:01:01,396
all six of us together. Oh, come on, man.
1165
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:02,615
Matty, just try this, okay?
1166
01:01:04,269 --> 01:01:05,966
"If it takes 15 people eight
hours to make 100 items,
1167
01:01:07,620 --> 01:01:09,056
"how many hours will
it take six people
1168
01:01:10,754 --> 01:01:12,364
"working at the same rate
to make half as many items?"
1169
01:01:13,234 --> 01:01:14,279
Uh... ANNA: Ten?
1170
01:01:16,455 --> 01:01:17,543
Ten hours?
1171
01:01:18,152 --> 01:01:19,371
"D." 10.
1172
01:01:21,982 --> 01:01:23,114
She's second in the class.
1173
01:01:25,203 --> 01:01:27,466
All right, all right.
Let's see.
1174
01:01:27,509 --> 01:01:29,337
"A 10-quart mixture
consists by volume
1175
01:01:29,381 --> 01:01:31,122
"of one part juice
to nine parts water..."
1176
01:01:31,165 --> 01:01:33,167
Jesus, what lightweight's
making this drink?
1177
01:01:36,257 --> 01:01:38,782
Ahem.
1178
01:01:38,825 --> 01:01:40,784
"If x quarts of juice
and y quarts of water
1179
01:01:40,827 --> 01:01:43,221
"are added to this mixture
to make a 27-quart mixture
1180
01:01:43,264 --> 01:01:45,310
"that consists by volume of
one part juice to 2 parts water,
1181
01:01:46,311 --> 01:01:47,355
"what is the value of x?"
1182
01:01:49,444 --> 01:01:50,445
ANNA: Nine.
1183
01:01:52,099 --> 01:01:53,971
"C" is nine.
1184
01:01:54,014 --> 01:01:56,800
No. It says, "If x quarts
of juice are added,
1185
01:01:57,714 --> 01:01:58,845
"what is the value of x?"
1186
01:02:00,281 --> 01:02:01,456
We already have one part juice,
1187
01:02:02,414 --> 01:02:04,503
so nine minus one equals x.
1188
01:02:05,330 --> 01:02:06,679
MATTY: Eight! Yeah.
1189
01:02:07,636 --> 01:02:08,681
"D" is eight.
1190
01:02:09,421 --> 01:02:10,944
He's right. Sorry.
1191
01:02:10,988 --> 01:02:12,424
No, guys, don't be sorry.
1192
01:02:12,467 --> 01:02:14,034
That's two down.
1193
01:02:14,078 --> 01:02:15,209
Now, we could walk
away right now,
1194
01:02:15,253 --> 01:02:17,298
but what are we
really walking away to?
1195
01:02:17,342 --> 01:02:18,647
I say we trust
each other's talent
1196
01:02:18,691 --> 01:02:19,910
and take a shot as a group.
1197
01:02:19,953 --> 01:02:21,128
I say he's right.
We can do this.
1198
01:02:21,172 --> 01:02:22,651
Yeah, unless we run out of time.
1199
01:02:22,695 --> 01:02:24,479
Right. So, we split it up.
1200
01:02:24,523 --> 01:02:26,351
Roy, can you access this
from another computer?
1201
01:02:26,394 --> 01:02:28,092
Yeah, as long as
it's in his office.
1202
01:02:28,135 --> 01:02:29,746
Done. All right? Someone's
gotta take a crack at verbal.
1203
01:02:30,747 --> 01:02:32,400
Francesca?
1204
01:02:32,444 --> 01:02:35,621
No, no, no. Me and words
are not so goodly.
1205
01:02:35,664 --> 01:02:37,666
Okay. Anna, you and I
will do verbal.
1206
01:02:38,406 --> 01:02:39,668
Someone's gotta do math.
1207
01:02:39,712 --> 01:02:40,800
I'll do it.
1208
01:02:44,673 --> 01:02:46,458
Are you sure? I mean,
it could be a little...
1209
01:02:46,501 --> 01:02:47,851
Have you ever heard of
the term "Kiss my ass"?
1210
01:02:49,896 --> 01:02:51,593
Math doesn't scare me.
1211
01:02:51,637 --> 01:02:53,204
You just take care
of the verbal.
1212
01:02:53,247 --> 01:02:55,380
Okay, um, who's helping Des?
1213
01:02:55,423 --> 01:02:58,252
Well, I guess I can,
1214
01:02:58,296 --> 01:03:01,081
but only with
quadratic equations,
1215
01:03:01,125 --> 01:03:03,301
coordinate geometry, and
algebraic visualizations.
1216
01:03:06,521 --> 01:03:07,740
Well, if you want.
1217
01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:09,089
ALL: Yeah.
1218
01:03:09,133 --> 01:03:10,134
Hey!
1219
01:03:11,439 --> 01:03:12,701
Well, Hasselhoff,
it looks like you and me.
1220
01:03:13,528 --> 01:03:14,660
We'll watch the lobby.
1221
01:03:31,155 --> 01:03:32,286
You know, you don't
have to wait there.
1222
01:03:32,330 --> 01:03:33,113
The guard's not due
for a couple hours.
1223
01:03:42,993 --> 01:03:44,559
You know, Sandy liked
this blue color...
1224
01:03:47,388 --> 01:03:48,520
"True Berry Blue."
1225
01:03:50,043 --> 01:03:51,436
Not anymore.
1226
01:03:52,916 --> 01:03:54,308
You said "liked."
1227
01:03:54,352 --> 01:03:55,353
You said,
"Sandy liked."
1228
01:03:56,397 --> 01:03:58,095
Likes. Whatever.
1229
01:04:01,011 --> 01:04:02,360
What's wrong?
She doesn't call anymore?
1230
01:04:03,143 --> 01:04:03,970
No, she calls.
1231
01:04:04,971 --> 01:04:06,843
She calls. Yeah, but...
1232
01:04:06,886 --> 01:04:07,844
Not like before.
1233
01:04:10,237 --> 01:04:11,108
She's busy.
1234
01:04:14,502 --> 01:04:15,329
Matty, it's over.
1235
01:04:19,507 --> 01:04:20,465
It's never gonna be
like the way it was.
1236
01:04:25,296 --> 01:04:26,253
Don't...
1237
01:04:27,689 --> 01:04:29,909
Look, you don't know
anything about it, okay?
1238
01:04:29,953 --> 01:04:31,737
Well, I know it's not healthy.
1239
01:04:31,780 --> 01:04:33,565
Oh, yeah, right,
and folding yourself up
1240
01:04:33,608 --> 01:04:35,697
into a web page 'cause Daddy
doesn't love you enough is, huh?
1241
01:04:44,097 --> 01:04:46,621
Uh, I'm... I'm... I'm sorry. I
didn't... I didn't mean that.
1242
01:04:49,276 --> 01:04:50,495
Then why'd you say it?
1243
01:04:55,500 --> 01:04:56,849
'Cause she doesn't call anymore.
1244
01:05:09,775 --> 01:05:12,473
Remember when you said that you
were great at being Sandy's boyfriend?
1245
01:05:13,474 --> 01:05:14,998
Well, you weren't.
1246
01:05:17,435 --> 01:05:18,871
That's nice, Francesca.
1247
01:05:18,915 --> 01:05:19,872
Why don't you just
rub it in a little...
1248
01:05:25,225 --> 01:05:29,186
You weren't great at being
some girl's boyfriend, Matty.
1249
01:05:29,229 --> 01:05:31,275
You just found someone who
let you be okay with yourself.
1250
01:05:45,637 --> 01:05:47,160
X is to y...
1251
01:05:47,204 --> 01:05:48,814
As this shit is to boring.
1252
01:05:51,295 --> 01:05:52,905
What score do you need
on the test, anyway?
1253
01:05:53,688 --> 01:05:55,429
A 900.
1254
01:05:55,473 --> 01:05:57,562
And you're taking
the math for us?
1255
01:05:57,605 --> 01:05:59,433
I was afraid of the verbal, Roy.
1256
01:05:59,477 --> 01:06:00,913
I could ace the math
and still not get 900.
1257
01:06:01,870 --> 01:06:02,959
So, when do you go pro?
1258
01:06:04,786 --> 01:06:06,788
You don't know my moms, man.
1259
01:06:06,832 --> 01:06:08,268
She all about college degrees.
1260
01:06:08,312 --> 01:06:10,183
She works three jobs.
1261
01:06:10,227 --> 01:06:11,663
If I blow my knee out
in college,
1262
01:06:11,706 --> 01:06:13,839
all I got is credits.
1263
01:06:13,882 --> 01:06:15,754
If I blow my knee out
in the NBA,
1264
01:06:15,797 --> 01:06:17,843
I got a four-year
guaranteed contract.
1265
01:06:17,886 --> 01:06:19,801
Millions.
1266
01:06:19,845 --> 01:06:21,673
So, what does she say
when you tell her that?
1267
01:06:24,676 --> 01:06:25,807
I can't.
1268
01:06:29,637 --> 01:06:30,769
You just don't know
my moms, man.
1269
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:34,294
So, all this 'cause you
can't talk to your mom?
1270
01:06:34,338 --> 01:06:35,774
Can you talk to yours?
1271
01:06:35,817 --> 01:06:36,862
My mom's dead.
1272
01:06:40,387 --> 01:06:41,606
But if she wasn't...
1273
01:06:48,134 --> 01:06:49,266
Yeah.
1274
01:06:51,094 --> 01:06:52,051
I think I could talk to her.
1275
01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:55,707
Well...
1276
01:06:55,750 --> 01:06:56,969
Let me get in there, huh?
1277
01:06:57,796 --> 01:06:59,972
Whoa. Do your thing. Ooh!
1278
01:07:06,761 --> 01:07:09,025
You know, a lot of people
think these questions are difficult.
1279
01:07:11,418 --> 01:07:12,637
Not me. No?
1280
01:07:13,290 --> 01:07:14,291
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
1281
01:07:14,334 --> 01:07:15,292
No.
1282
01:07:17,207 --> 01:07:18,512
These questions
all have answers.
1283
01:07:50,501 --> 01:07:51,893
We good?
1284
01:07:51,937 --> 01:07:53,330
Yeah.
1285
01:07:53,373 --> 01:07:54,766
All right, let's get outta here.
1286
01:07:55,984 --> 01:07:57,725
[GRUNTS]
1287
01:08:00,250 --> 01:08:02,078
Roy, what's in your bag?
1288
01:08:02,121 --> 01:08:02,991
Um, nothing.
1289
01:08:07,213 --> 01:08:10,216
Oh, I needed
some school supplies.
1290
01:08:10,260 --> 01:08:12,349
Roy, you can't take this stuff!
1291
01:08:12,392 --> 01:08:13,698
Why not?
1292
01:08:13,741 --> 01:08:15,091
Because if anything's missing,
1293
01:08:15,134 --> 01:08:17,093
Francesca's gonna
get busted. So?
1294
01:08:17,136 --> 01:08:18,311
Why did you take
the guy's photo?
1295
01:08:19,095 --> 01:08:21,358
The wife is hot. Look.
1296
01:08:21,401 --> 01:08:22,272
Come on. I'll help you
take it back.
1297
01:08:22,968 --> 01:08:24,100
We'll wait here.
1298
01:08:24,143 --> 01:08:25,188
Anna and I will be on the roof.
1299
01:08:27,146 --> 01:08:28,147
[GRUNTS]
1300
01:08:32,238 --> 01:08:33,674
ANNA: I can't believe it!
This is so awesome!
1301
01:08:34,762 --> 01:08:36,112
You got your answers.
1302
01:08:37,461 --> 01:08:40,551
Yeah, that, too,
you know, but...
1303
01:08:40,594 --> 01:08:41,552
It's all of it.
1304
01:08:42,422 --> 01:08:45,164
We did it. Ow!
1305
01:08:45,208 --> 01:08:47,906
Shh! We haven't done
anything yet.
1306
01:08:48,820 --> 01:08:50,387
What's going on with you?
1307
01:08:50,430 --> 01:08:52,128
I don't know.
I'm having fun, I guess.
1308
01:08:53,346 --> 01:08:54,869
I mean, I know how
people see me.
1309
01:08:57,133 --> 01:08:58,743
Like one of those perfect girls
1310
01:08:58,786 --> 01:09:00,136
that everything
always works out for.
1311
01:09:03,269 --> 01:09:05,576
I just always wanted to
punch one of 'em in the face.
1312
01:09:05,619 --> 01:09:06,403
[LAUGHS]
1313
01:09:08,796 --> 01:09:11,190
I'm not a robot.
1314
01:09:11,234 --> 01:09:14,846
You know? I just haven't
done very much. Yet.
1315
01:09:14,889 --> 01:09:17,196
Well, if it helps, there's a
lot of stuff I haven't done, too.
1316
01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:19,590
Yeah, but I've never
really done anything.
1317
01:09:20,852 --> 01:09:23,724
I mean, I've never
broken curfew,
1318
01:09:23,768 --> 01:09:26,466
and I've never cut class,
1319
01:09:26,510 --> 01:09:27,772
and I've never...
1320
01:09:29,817 --> 01:09:31,036
Made out on a rooftop.
1321
01:09:52,275 --> 01:09:53,928
Shit! Shit! Oh, shit!
1322
01:09:53,972 --> 01:09:55,321
What happened? Someone's here.
1323
01:09:58,846 --> 01:09:59,804
Come on.
1324
01:10:00,631 --> 01:10:03,111
Roy! Grab my hand.
1325
01:10:03,155 --> 01:10:04,374
We'll pull you up. Wait, wait, wait!
Francesca first. Hold on.
1326
01:10:11,337 --> 01:10:12,382
[RADIO CHATTER]
1327
01:10:15,863 --> 01:10:17,430
KYLE: What's wrong?
1328
01:10:17,474 --> 01:10:18,126
Francesca's not gonna make it.
1329
01:10:21,521 --> 01:10:23,175
We gotta go. We gotta
go, man. Come on, man.
1330
01:10:23,219 --> 01:10:25,003
This is wrong. You're not
gonna leave her like this.
1331
01:10:25,046 --> 01:10:25,960
We don't have a choice.
Come on, let's go!
1332
01:10:26,787 --> 01:10:28,398
Hell, no. Oh, I'll go!
1333
01:10:28,441 --> 01:10:30,008
Rhodes, if your ass
doesn't get through
1334
01:10:30,051 --> 01:10:32,140
this skylight, the rest of
us are gonna get screwed.
1335
01:10:32,184 --> 01:10:34,142
Now, Francesca knew the risks
and so did you. Come on, man.
1336
01:10:34,186 --> 01:10:35,318
He's right, Des.
Come on!
1337
01:10:35,361 --> 01:10:36,232
Come on!
1338
01:10:37,494 --> 01:10:38,625
This shit is messed up.
1339
01:10:40,714 --> 01:10:41,802
Come on.
1340
01:10:48,635 --> 01:10:49,897
Come on, Roy.
Come on.
1341
01:10:49,941 --> 01:10:51,986
[GRUNTS]
1342
01:10:52,030 --> 01:10:53,510
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon.
1343
01:10:53,553 --> 01:10:54,815
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon.
1344
01:10:54,859 --> 01:10:57,427
Ahhh! Ahhh!
1345
01:10:57,470 --> 01:10:58,254
[GROANS]
1346
01:11:01,039 --> 01:11:02,258
Matt.
1347
01:11:04,651 --> 01:11:05,522
KYLE: Matt, come on.
1348
01:11:06,305 --> 01:11:07,785
Matty! Good.
1349
01:11:09,221 --> 01:11:10,875
What? Matt, come on!
1350
01:11:10,918 --> 01:11:12,529
Give me your hand.
1351
01:11:12,572 --> 01:11:13,747
I'm good, Kyle. Matt!
1352
01:11:15,140 --> 01:11:16,228
What about Sandy?
1353
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:20,667
What about her?
1354
01:11:30,938 --> 01:11:32,200
This one's on me.
1355
01:11:40,470 --> 01:11:41,732
SECURITY: Hey! Hold it
right there.
1356
01:11:42,994 --> 01:11:44,300
Get your hands up.
1357
01:11:54,048 --> 01:11:55,267
[THUDS]
1358
01:11:55,311 --> 01:11:56,747
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
1359
01:11:57,269 --> 01:11:58,270
Kyle,
1360
01:11:59,010 --> 01:12:00,359
we gotta go.
1361
01:12:11,718 --> 01:12:13,285
I can't do this.
1362
01:12:13,329 --> 01:12:15,113
Guys, I can't
do this... Kyle, Kyle.
1363
01:12:15,156 --> 01:12:16,114
It's done.
1364
01:12:23,774 --> 01:12:25,558
We're gonna use the key card
to get out the back door.
1365
01:12:25,602 --> 01:12:28,082
Desmond and Roy go right.
We're gonna go left.
1366
01:12:28,126 --> 01:12:30,128
Meet at the car. I'll bring copies
of this in the morning. Come on.
1367
01:12:30,171 --> 01:12:31,782
[SIRENS WAILING]
1368
01:13:20,831 --> 01:13:21,658
[TIRES SCREECHING]
1369
01:14:42,652 --> 01:14:44,088
So how'd it go?
1370
01:14:45,002 --> 01:14:46,482
Don't you sleep?
1371
01:14:46,525 --> 01:14:47,613
Not tonight.
1372
01:14:49,006 --> 01:14:50,398
What happened to you, kid?
1373
01:14:51,443 --> 01:14:52,792
What happened to me?
1374
01:14:52,836 --> 01:14:54,011
What happened to you, Larry?
1375
01:14:55,273 --> 01:14:56,579
You were supposed
to be my big brother.
1376
01:14:57,580 --> 01:14:59,146
What am I now, the walking dead?
1377
01:14:59,190 --> 01:15:00,931
Well, yeah, pretty
much. I mean...
1378
01:15:02,323 --> 01:15:04,021
How do you think
Mom and Dad feel?
1379
01:15:04,064 --> 01:15:06,284
I don't know. How
do you think they feel?
1380
01:15:06,327 --> 01:15:08,329
Well, I don't know, Larry.
Not good, probably.
1381
01:15:08,373 --> 01:15:10,506
Well, let me ask you a question.
1382
01:15:10,549 --> 01:15:12,856
You're a parent.
Which do you prefer?
1383
01:15:12,899 --> 01:15:14,553
The son who lives
above the garage
1384
01:15:14,597 --> 01:15:15,815
or the son who cheats
his way into college?
1385
01:15:17,991 --> 01:15:19,079
Next time you pull off a
heist, don't leave your plans
1386
01:15:19,123 --> 01:15:20,298
on my bed, idiot.
1387
01:15:25,738 --> 01:15:26,609
Matty got arrested.
1388
01:15:34,965 --> 01:15:36,183
So what do you think,
fair trade?
1389
01:15:38,316 --> 01:15:39,535
I think that's
a shitty thing to ask.
1390
01:15:43,147 --> 01:15:45,236
At least you're starting to
sound like my little brother.
1391
01:15:46,454 --> 01:15:47,847
Maybe he's actually
in there somewhere.
1392
01:15:50,154 --> 01:15:51,677
Is there anything
you don't know, Larry?
1393
01:15:51,721 --> 01:15:52,939
[LARRY LAUGHS]
1394
01:15:54,288 --> 01:15:55,681
There is plenty I don't know.
1395
01:15:57,640 --> 01:15:59,250
[GROANS]
1396
01:15:59,293 --> 01:16:00,599
But I will tell you something
that you don't know.
1397
01:16:03,210 --> 01:16:04,516
Did you know
1398
01:16:05,952 --> 01:16:07,475
that every Christmas
after you go to bed,
1399
01:16:08,651 --> 01:16:09,826
Dad, Mom and I, we sit up,
1400
01:16:11,349 --> 01:16:13,003
and we talk about
how proud we are of you?
1401
01:16:16,006 --> 01:16:18,312
How great it is
to see this kid, right?
1402
01:16:18,356 --> 01:16:19,575
His whole future
in front of him.
1403
01:16:20,706 --> 01:16:22,186
And how he deserves that.
1404
01:16:24,188 --> 01:16:26,451
'Cause he's a good guy
and he does the right thing.
1405
01:16:31,282 --> 01:16:32,457
Every Christmas for how long?
1406
01:16:34,677 --> 01:16:36,243
I don't know.
Ten years or something.
1407
01:16:39,725 --> 01:16:40,552
You don't think I
would've liked to sit up
1408
01:16:40,596 --> 01:16:42,641
with my family on Christmas?
1409
01:16:42,685 --> 01:16:44,382
[LAUGHING] Yeah, but you'd
just stress us out.
1410
01:16:50,997 --> 01:16:52,564
Good night, little brother.
1411
01:16:55,219 --> 01:16:58,657
Ah, word of advice.
1412
01:16:58,701 --> 01:17:00,528
Why not?[DEEP BREATH]
1413
01:17:00,572 --> 01:17:02,313
Never take advice from anyone
1414
01:17:02,356 --> 01:17:03,749
who lives above a garage.
1415
01:17:36,739 --> 01:17:38,175
How long since
your mother passed, baby?
1416
01:17:39,611 --> 01:17:40,656
Hmm?
1417
01:17:41,744 --> 01:17:42,788
Um...
1418
01:17:44,660 --> 01:17:45,965
Nine years ago.
1419
01:17:47,184 --> 01:17:48,402
I was eight.
1420
01:17:48,446 --> 01:17:49,403
Hmm.
1421
01:17:50,578 --> 01:17:51,667
That's a shame.
1422
01:17:53,364 --> 01:17:55,627
My son tells me
1423
01:17:55,671 --> 01:17:57,585
you encouraged him
to talk to me.
1424
01:18:00,066 --> 01:18:02,373
You're a smart boy, Roy.
1425
01:18:02,416 --> 01:18:05,637
So why are you doing a
stupid thing like drugs, hmm?
1426
01:18:06,943 --> 01:18:07,944
Um...
1427
01:18:09,119 --> 01:18:10,207
Something to do?
1428
01:18:12,949 --> 01:18:13,906
Something to do.
1429
01:18:16,822 --> 01:18:19,607
You know how they say, "Thank the
lord my mother's not alive to see this"?
1430
01:18:21,871 --> 01:18:24,003
No. Well, somebody's
mother is, Roy,
1431
01:18:24,047 --> 01:18:25,309
and I am not happy with this.
1432
01:18:26,571 --> 01:18:29,313
I'm... Sorry?
1433
01:18:29,356 --> 01:18:31,837
You get yourself a shower
and some clean clothes.
1434
01:18:31,881 --> 01:18:33,534
We'll wait.
1435
01:18:33,578 --> 01:18:34,927
Fix you some breakfast
before the exam.
1436
01:18:36,146 --> 01:18:37,277
Okay?
1437
01:18:38,975 --> 01:18:41,325
Uh, I... I've been
thinking about that.
1438
01:18:41,368 --> 01:18:43,893
[CHUCKLES] Mrs...
1439
01:18:43,936 --> 01:18:45,416
Uh, Desmond's mom.
1440
01:18:45,459 --> 01:18:46,330
Mmm-hmm.
1441
01:18:47,723 --> 01:18:48,724
I'm not taking that exam.
1442
01:18:50,682 --> 01:18:52,902
I mean, you know, let's face it,
1443
01:18:54,164 --> 01:18:55,078
I'm not going to college.
1444
01:18:56,601 --> 01:18:58,255
See, and even if I did,
1445
01:19:00,126 --> 01:19:02,955
I'd just be taking
the place of someone
1446
01:19:02,999 --> 01:19:04,740
that really wanted to be there
1447
01:19:05,349 --> 01:19:06,437
more than me.
1448
01:19:08,134 --> 01:19:09,396
Oh. You're a
smart boy, Roy...
1449
01:19:09,962 --> 01:19:11,311
[CHUCKLES]
1450
01:19:11,355 --> 01:19:13,009
But, baby, there's
a whole lotta dumb
1451
01:19:13,052 --> 01:19:14,314
dribbling out of
your mouth right now.
1452
01:19:16,186 --> 01:19:17,665
Now, did you hear what I said
1453
01:19:17,709 --> 01:19:19,406
about a shower
and clean clothes?
1454
01:19:21,582 --> 01:19:23,759
Uh... Yes.
Yes, ma'am.
1455
01:19:25,717 --> 01:19:27,980
You'll find I don't like
to repeat myself.
1456
01:19:28,024 --> 01:19:29,852
[CHUCKLES] Yes, ma'am.
1457
01:19:32,680 --> 01:19:34,073
[SIGHS]
1458
01:19:34,117 --> 01:19:35,771
Get your ass up!
1459
01:19:35,814 --> 01:19:36,902
Um, yes, ma'am.
1460
01:19:36,946 --> 01:19:38,034
Mmm-hmm.
1461
01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:41,341
[CHUCKLES] Fool.
1462
01:19:43,996 --> 01:19:45,302
[WHISPERS] Damn.
1463
01:19:52,309 --> 01:19:54,572
You know, not everybody
can pull it off,
1464
01:19:54,615 --> 01:19:57,096
but the dashing criminal
thing looks pretty good on you.
1465
01:19:57,140 --> 01:19:58,358
Yeah? Wait till
you smell it. [LAUGHS]
1466
01:19:59,446 --> 01:20:00,186
[CLEARS THROAT]
1467
01:20:02,972 --> 01:20:04,582
You know what I was
thinking in there?
1468
01:20:04,625 --> 01:20:05,888
Hmm? I need to work
on being alone.
1469
01:20:19,684 --> 01:20:20,511
Or not.
1470
01:20:25,081 --> 01:20:26,343
Anyone ever tell you
you're a hell of a kisser?
1471
01:20:26,386 --> 01:20:27,997
Yeah.
1472
01:20:28,040 --> 01:20:29,955
Not as good as
my cell mate Ramon.[LAUGHS]
1473
01:20:29,999 --> 01:20:30,782
But it's not bad.
1474
01:20:32,566 --> 01:20:33,611
What about the exam?
1475
01:20:35,134 --> 01:20:36,832
Here's the thing...
1476
01:20:36,875 --> 01:20:38,355
Once you've spent
the night in jail
1477
01:20:38,398 --> 01:20:40,618
with the worst version of
who you could be someday...
1478
01:20:41,924 --> 01:20:43,273
The SAT ain't nothin'.
1479
01:20:45,884 --> 01:20:47,190
How about you?
You gonna be all right?
1480
01:20:49,975 --> 01:20:50,933
Yeah.
1481
01:20:52,630 --> 01:20:53,805
I think it's gonna
be a nice day.
1482
01:20:56,286 --> 01:20:57,461
Hmm.
1483
01:21:07,384 --> 01:21:08,864
[LAUGHS]
1484
01:21:08,907 --> 01:21:12,302
Sick And Twisted.
SAT. Ha.
1485
01:21:12,345 --> 01:21:13,869
Secretly A Tease.
1486
01:21:17,873 --> 01:21:19,875
I completely have lost
touch with who you are!
1487
01:21:21,354 --> 01:21:23,269
Unacceptable, Anna.
Unacceptable.
1488
01:21:23,313 --> 01:21:24,923
You're out all night
doing God knows what,
1489
01:21:24,967 --> 01:21:27,317
with God knows whom.
1490
01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:29,710
You're jeopardizing everything
that we have worked for
1491
01:21:29,754 --> 01:21:32,148
on the eve of the
biggest day of your life.
1492
01:21:32,191 --> 01:21:33,627
This is the real world.
You remember that.
1493
01:21:34,933 --> 01:21:36,543
You feel pressured,
you deal with it.
1494
01:21:36,587 --> 01:21:38,023
You feel stressed,
you deal with it.
1495
01:21:38,067 --> 01:21:40,721
You do not stay out all night.
1496
01:21:40,765 --> 01:21:42,680
Do you hear me? This is your
last chance to get into Brown.
1497
01:21:45,161 --> 01:21:47,511
Oh, you know what?
That reminds me,
1498
01:21:47,554 --> 01:21:48,381
I'm not going to Brown.
1499
01:21:51,863 --> 01:21:52,864
Now you deal with it.
1500
01:21:59,523 --> 01:22:00,698
[DOOR OPENS]
1501
01:22:12,405 --> 01:22:13,276
Wow.
1502
01:22:13,885 --> 01:22:15,191
Check you out.
1503
01:22:18,107 --> 01:22:19,673
I just told my mom
I'm not going to Brown.
1504
01:22:23,851 --> 01:22:25,679
The guys at Brown
are gonna be disappointed.
1505
01:22:25,723 --> 01:22:27,812
Hell, the girls at Brown
are gonna be disappointed.
1506
01:22:29,596 --> 01:22:30,684
So if not Brown,
where you gonna go?
1507
01:22:31,294 --> 01:22:32,860
I don't know.
1508
01:22:32,904 --> 01:22:35,298
Europe, maybe, then college.
1509
01:22:35,341 --> 01:22:36,473
[DOOR OPENS]
1510
01:22:41,086 --> 01:22:42,044
What's up?
1511
01:22:44,829 --> 01:22:46,091
Nah.
1512
01:22:46,135 --> 01:22:47,440
Really?
1513
01:22:47,484 --> 01:22:48,920
I already nailed
the math, and plus,
1514
01:22:49,877 --> 01:22:50,574
you don't know my mom.
1515
01:22:54,752 --> 01:22:56,232
Roy?
1516
01:22:56,275 --> 01:22:58,408
Oh, shit, man,
you don't know D's mom.
1517
01:22:59,931 --> 01:23:01,411
[DOOR OPENS]
1518
01:23:04,283 --> 01:23:05,981
I wanted to go back
and get you, but...
1519
01:23:06,024 --> 01:23:07,112
Kyle said screw y'all.
1520
01:23:07,156 --> 01:23:08,287
Oh, yeah?
1521
01:23:09,419 --> 01:23:11,073
You look like a slut.
1522
01:23:13,553 --> 01:23:14,467
I like it.
1523
01:23:14,946 --> 01:23:15,947
Thank you.
1524
01:23:17,470 --> 01:23:18,819
I'm sorry, man.
1525
01:23:18,863 --> 01:23:19,951
Ah, shut up.
Don't be.
1526
01:23:20,778 --> 01:23:21,997
Besides...
1527
01:23:23,520 --> 01:23:24,434
It's not that bad.
1528
01:23:25,217 --> 01:23:26,479
[LAUGHS]
1529
01:23:28,742 --> 01:23:30,570
No, I don't need 'em.
1530
01:23:30,614 --> 01:23:32,268
[LAUGHS] Come on, man,
take them.
1531
01:23:32,311 --> 01:23:34,183
I'm serious. Take them.
1532
01:23:34,226 --> 01:23:35,662
I already took the test.
I'm not takin' it again.
1533
01:23:35,706 --> 01:23:36,707
Matt, you got arrested.
1534
01:23:36,750 --> 01:23:37,664
Hey...
1535
01:23:39,536 --> 01:23:40,798
Unbelievable.
1536
01:23:40,841 --> 01:23:42,887
Francesca? No.
1537
01:23:42,930 --> 01:23:44,715
All right, guys, what is this?
1538
01:23:44,758 --> 01:23:46,891
What? I wasn't in it
for the answers.
1539
01:23:46,934 --> 01:23:48,110
Besides, I got 1460
last semester.
1540
01:23:49,459 --> 01:23:50,460
You didn't tell us that.
1541
01:23:51,113 --> 01:23:51,983
You didn't ask.
1542
01:23:54,203 --> 01:23:56,466
All right, wait. Does this
mean you're out, too, now?
1543
01:23:56,509 --> 01:23:58,033
Do I look like
I need the answers?
1544
01:23:58,076 --> 01:23:59,643
You look like you need a pimp.
1545
01:23:59,686 --> 01:24:03,212
Wait, wait. Are you tellin'
me that after all of this,
1546
01:24:03,255 --> 01:24:05,257
nobody's gonna even
use these answers?
1547
01:24:05,301 --> 01:24:06,432
You are, aren't you?
1548
01:24:10,828 --> 01:24:11,655
No.
1549
01:24:12,612 --> 01:24:14,092
Kyle, this is your dream, man.
1550
01:24:14,136 --> 01:24:16,529
Yeah, it is, but...
1551
01:24:16,573 --> 01:24:17,835
If they want to put
a number on that,
1552
01:24:17,878 --> 01:24:19,358
then to hell with them.
1553
01:24:20,185 --> 01:24:21,317
I know who I am.
1554
01:24:22,709 --> 01:24:23,536
MATTY: Yeah?
1555
01:24:24,363 --> 01:24:26,496
Yeah.
1556
01:24:26,539 --> 01:24:27,671
When did you have this
little moment of clarity?
1557
01:24:30,065 --> 01:24:32,328
About the same time my
jackass best friend got arrested.
1558
01:24:37,072 --> 01:24:38,116
So all this was for nothin'?
1559
01:24:40,640 --> 01:24:41,728
I wouldn't call this nothin'.
1560
01:24:51,173 --> 01:24:52,348
Man...
1561
01:24:53,392 --> 01:24:54,393
Screw this!
1562
01:25:12,411 --> 01:25:13,760
PROCTOR: You have 30 minutes.
1563
01:25:14,326 --> 01:25:16,023
[TICKING]
1564
01:25:16,067 --> 01:25:18,678
ROY: Okay, so I didn't
cheat on the test,
1565
01:25:18,722 --> 01:25:21,855
but no way was I gonna
let those answers go to waste.
1566
01:25:21,899 --> 01:25:23,640
Next year at Harvard,
1567
01:25:23,683 --> 01:25:27,122
SAT stands for
"Stoned And Toasted."
1568
01:25:32,257 --> 01:25:36,087
Speaking of college, Desmond
kicked ass on the re-test
1569
01:25:36,131 --> 01:25:39,482
and decided to play ball
at St. John's University.
1570
01:25:39,525 --> 01:25:41,310
His mom was happy,
1571
01:25:41,353 --> 01:25:44,269
and, trust me,
you want D's mom happy.
1572
01:25:45,923 --> 01:25:47,794
Matty survived probation
1573
01:25:47,838 --> 01:25:49,579
and some serious
community service.
1574
01:25:51,407 --> 01:25:53,670
He once told me that he
might like to be an actor.
1575
01:25:54,453 --> 01:25:56,542
If not, then just happy.
1576
01:25:57,369 --> 01:25:58,240
He's workin' on both.
1577
01:26:01,243 --> 01:26:04,463
Francesca sold her first novel.
1578
01:26:04,507 --> 01:26:09,251
It's about six kids who conspire
to steal the SAT answers.
1579
01:26:09,294 --> 01:26:11,122
If they make a movie out of it,
1580
01:26:11,166 --> 01:26:12,428
I wonder who'll play me?
1581
01:26:13,777 --> 01:26:15,126
He better be hung like a horse.
1582
01:26:16,693 --> 01:26:18,695
Kyle did fine on his exam.
1583
01:26:18,738 --> 01:26:21,393
Anna crushed him.
1584
01:26:21,437 --> 01:26:24,788
He's at Syracuse now where his dream
of becoming an architect is still alive.
1585
01:26:26,050 --> 01:26:28,270
Anna went off to Europe
1586
01:26:28,313 --> 01:26:31,969
and eventually found her way
to college on her own terms.
1587
01:26:32,012 --> 01:26:34,624
Now, every other
weekend in New York
1588
01:26:34,667 --> 01:26:36,713
when a woman boards
a train at midnight
1589
01:26:36,756 --> 01:26:38,454
and a man boards
that same train,
1590
01:26:39,455 --> 01:26:41,413
now we know what happens.
1591
01:26:41,457 --> 01:26:43,285
Life happens...
1592
01:26:43,328 --> 01:26:46,201
Romance, adventure...
1593
01:26:47,419 --> 01:26:49,073
The stuff you won't
find on a test.
1594
01:26:51,249 --> 01:26:53,643
I had the highest
test score in the county.
1595
01:26:53,686 --> 01:26:58,169
But that didn't exactly
offset my 0.0 GPA.
1596
01:26:58,213 --> 01:27:01,346
Eventually, I was forced...
I mean encouraged
1597
01:27:01,390 --> 01:27:03,087
to get my GED.
1598
01:27:03,130 --> 01:27:04,610
[WATER SPLASHING]
1599
01:27:04,654 --> 01:27:05,959
I still spend most of my time
1600
01:27:06,003 --> 01:27:07,700
at home on video games.
1601
01:27:07,744 --> 01:27:10,660
In fact, the number one
selling game last year
1602
01:27:10,703 --> 01:27:12,270
was created by me.
1603
01:27:12,314 --> 01:27:13,837
[LAUGHS]
1604
01:27:13,880 --> 01:27:15,317
That's right, baby.
1605
01:27:15,360 --> 01:27:16,840
Standardize this!
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