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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[peaceful music]
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[old lady] Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!
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Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!
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Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!
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Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!
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Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!
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It's your turn tonight.
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No, I did it last night.
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It's your turn tonight.
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Look, you do it tonight,
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and I'll do it all next week.
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[Garfield] Do what?
What's the argument about?
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It's about which one of us is going
to have to do the "cute kitty" routine.
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I might as well get it over with.
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[laughing]
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You guys still doing that?
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We have to or we don't eat.
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It's so demeaning.
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[military music]
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Kitty cat,
I have some nice cat food for you.
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[mewing]
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Oh, kitty cat.
You are so adorable.
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[purring]
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Give me the food, lady.
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[purring]
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It's...
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It's just undignified.
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[groaning]
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[laughing]
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Here you go.
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A nice, delicious helping
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of Yummy Beef Delight in gravy.
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Mmmm, yum!
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[purring]
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Now, you share that
with all your little kitty friends.
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Hey, little kitty friends!
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Supper!
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Be careful, guys.
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Some of that's actually
getting in your mouths.
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"Yummy Beef Delight in gravy."
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You know what that means?
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These are the parts of the cow
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that no one but a starving cat
would ever eat.
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You don't ever eat cat food, Garfield?
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Not if I can help it.
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And usually, I can help it.
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Hey, I stopped eating
cat food years ago because...
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Well, it was a horrifying experience.
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You want to hear about it?
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Uh, no. Not really.
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Not at all.
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Great. I used to eat the stuff
just like all of you.
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[Jon] I'm coming, Liz!
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Just as soon as I finish
serving Garfield.
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Not bad.
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[Garfield narrating]
I was enjoying my meal a lot.
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Little did I suspect...
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Jon, did you notice
what you gave him?
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This is a can of Odie's dog food.
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Oh, that's kind of funny.
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Hey, Garfield.
You'll never guess what I did.
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I accidentally served you
Odie's dog food.
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Sorry!
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How about that?
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Mmm, this is pretty good,
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and it turns out to be dog food.
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Well, I guess you never...
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-[dramatic music]
-Dog food!
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[spitting]
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Dog food! I ate dog food!
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[gasping] Dog food...
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[coughing painfully]
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Oh, Jon!
How could you do this to me?
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[coughing]
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But tasty!
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Feeding Garfield dog food
won't hurt him, right?
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Of course not.
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But you ought to pay
more attention to his diet.
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What you eat has a lot to do
with who you are.
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Putting the wrong food into a body
can change it forever.
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After all,
you are what you eat.
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I am what I eat?
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But... I just ate dog food.
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What?
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You are what you eat.
You are what you eat.
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You are what you eat.
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If that's true,
how come I'm not lasagna?
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Never mind that now.
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I ate dog food.
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What if it's true
and it changes me into...
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into...
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one of these?
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[screaming]
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[muttering]
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Odie, I ate dog food!
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Do you understand
what I'm telling you?
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I ate dog food!
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I don't want to turn into a dog.
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[interrogative muttering]
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[Garfield narrating] I told myself
it couldn't possibly happen.
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But then, I began to notice
little strange things.
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[snoring]
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[dog sound]
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[gasping]
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Who barked?
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Oh, I hope it wasn't me.
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[moaning]
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[Garfield narrating] Then it got worse.
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Oh, no!
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Doggy tongue!
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[Garfield narrating] I found myself
staying up all night,
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howling pointlessly
and foolishly at the moon.
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[howling]
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Odie!
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Stop howling pointlessly
and foolishly at the moon!
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[muttering]
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[Garfield narrating]
And that's when I realized it was true.
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Garfield the Cat was now...
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Garfield the Dog!
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Well, it was time
to accept my new life.
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[barking]
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Hey, that's not bad.
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Didn't think I could learn
a foreign language, did you?
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Okay.
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Might as well go join my fellow dogs.
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Here is a band of tough pooches
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that used to always
hang around one corner.
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Hey, keep an eye out.
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Those dog catchers,
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they've been working this area lately.
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[Garfield] Hi, guys!
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What do you want to do today?
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Chase cars? Look for fire hydrants?
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What do you want, cat?
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Cat? Where?
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Oh, you mean me?
No, I'm not a cat, I'm a dog.
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Listen. [Garfield barking]
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See? Not a cat.
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Hey, maybe we could go chase cats!
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I know where one named Nermal lives!
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[Garfield barking]
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Hey, this guy's crazy.
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Yeah, let's go away from him.
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Hey, wait guys!
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Let's do doggy things,
like fetch sticks
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and roll over and play dead!
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[barking]
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[lazy barking]
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[panicked barking]
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Oh no! Dogcatchers!
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And me without a dog license!
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[dramatic music]
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[barking]
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[Garfield narrating] We fled,
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but the dogcatchers were too fast for us.
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[dramatic music]
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After them, Pete!
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[Pete] They won't get away from us!
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[dramatic music]
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[screeching]
[gasping]
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[desperate moaning]
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[Garfield narrating] In no time,
we were behind bars.
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One Rottweiler.
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One Rottweiler.
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One Chihuahua with a bad attitude.
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[Al] One Chihuahua with a bad attitude.
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[growling]
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[Pete] One mutt.
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[Al] One mutt.
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[Pete] And here's the last one.
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One overweight pussycat.
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One overweight pussycat.
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One overweight pussycat?
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Hey, Pete, we caught a cat.
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No, no, no, I'm a dog.
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D-O-G. Dog.
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Oh. What do we do?
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We're not supposed to catch cats.
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You sure this is a cat?
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No, I'm a dog! Look!
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[barking]
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[panting]
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[begging]
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[stage music]
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Oh, at last, they realize I'm a dog.
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Hey.
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Because I'm a dog, I'm behind bars.
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Maybe I didn't think
this through properly.
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Time to feed our new guests.
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The city couldn't get any more dog food,
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so they ordered cat food again.
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I guess I must be a dog.
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I'm stupider than I used to be.
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Suppertime, guys.
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We're feeding you cat food,
but don't worry.
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It's the same thing.
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Cat food is the same as dog food?
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Sure, we often get cat food.
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Yeah, quite frankly I prefer it.
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What did you think?
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Eating cat food turns a dog into a cat?
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[Garfield and dogs laughing]
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Then I'm not a dog, I'm a cat!
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Yes! A cat!
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[meowing]
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Thank goodness. A cat !
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I don't want to be
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a stupid mangy old dog.
-[growling]
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[Garfield] Dogs are disgusting.
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Dogs are repulsive.
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Dogs are my roommates.
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Ha ha...
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[mad growling]
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[Garfield] No! Stop!
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Don't hurt me!
I'm a recovering dog!
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-Stop!
-[angry growling]
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[Garfield narrating] It's truly amazing
I ever got out of there.
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And since that day,
I've avoided dog food or cat food.
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It's strictly people food for me.
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Well, I can see my story
had them riveted at attention.
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Oh, looks like your kitty friends left.
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Would you like some cat food?
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Thanks but no thanks, lady.
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I had an idea
I have to go home and try.
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[Jon] Mmm, this is delicious.
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I've learned something, Odie.
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It doesn't matter if a dog eats cat food
or cat eats dog food.
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[Odie muttering]
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But if you sneak cat food
onto a human's plate,
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you can have a lot of fun.
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[mewing]
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I think I'm going to...
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[mewing]
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...go get seconds.
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[purring]
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[meowing]
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[laughing]
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[upbeat music]
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