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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[joyful music]
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[yawning]
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Usually, I eat and sleep all day,
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but today, I think I'll sleep and eat.
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Just for a change.
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But what if it's Monday?
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Monday, the worst day of the week.
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Monday, the day horrible things happen.
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Monday... [shuddering]
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You get the concept?
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I don't like Mondays.
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Please don't let it be Monday.
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Please don't let it be Monday.
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Not Monday. All right!
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[happy music]
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Life could not better be!
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I'm healthy.
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[laughing]
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The refrigerator is filled
with all my favorite food!
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And best of all, it's not Monday.
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I hope it'll be not Monday all year!
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So...
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What shall I do to celebrate it
not being Monday?
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I think I'll make myself
two small sandwiches.
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On this show,
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these are considered small sandwiches.
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Yes, I am the luckiest cat...
[swallowing]
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in the world!
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Hey, Laughing Boy,
what's with the long face?
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The sun is shining,
the sandwiches are delicious.
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And best of all, it's not Monday.
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I have nothing to smile about.
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The world is rotten.
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Everything stinks.
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Hey, you have a nice day, too.
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Well, as I was saying,
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I am the luckiest cat in the world.
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[laughing]
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[dropping sound]
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[pinching his nose]
The people who make rakes
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should recall them all to the factory.
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Those things are dangerous.
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Now to watch my favorite TV show:
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"The Wrong and the Tasteless."
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"The Wrong and the Tasteless"
will not be seen today,
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so we may bring you the nine-hour
award-winning documentary
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"Your Friend, the Raisin."
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What?
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You stupid television!
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I want to see my show! Put it on!
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Put it on!
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Hey, I never noticed
this warning label before.
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"Caution: do not pound on TV
or it may explode."
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[explosion]
[screaming]
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Okay, so maybe
it isn't the greatest day.
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Hi, Garfield.
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You don't look so happy.
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That might be because I'm not so happy.
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But I was.
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Things were so perfect.
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Hmmm...
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You didn't by any chance see
a black cat go by?
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Yeah, a little while ago!
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A real sad guy
who looked kind of like this.
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Uh-huh... Jonah.
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Oh, Jonah?
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He's a jinx, that guy.
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Once he crosses your path,
it's bad luck forever,
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and there's nothing
you can do about it!
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In fact,
I shouldn't even be around you.
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Hey, there's no such thing
as jinxes and bad luck.
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Hey, look, I'm standing right here
and nothing around.
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What could happen to me?
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I don't know but something will.
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What? Do you think a meteor is just going
to drop out of the sky on me?
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[dropping sound]
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[Garfield] That could've happened...
to anybody.
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Listen, Garfield.
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I think it'd be safer to be
a little farther away from you.
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How far?
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I hear Argentina is lovely
this time of year.
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-[bang]
-Help!
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Get me away from this guy!
Somebody save me !
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I wish I could run away
from me like that.
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[sigh] I'm having a lot of bad luck.
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What I need is a good luck charm.
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I think there's one in the basement.
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Jon left some sort
of good luck charm down here,
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like a four-leaf clover
or a rabbit's foot.
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Ah, here's one!
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His old horseshoe!
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"To get the maximum luck
from a lucky horseshoe,
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kiss it and throw it
over your left shoulder."
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Hey, I don't believe in this stuff either
but it's worth a try.
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[throwing sound]
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[buzzing music]
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Hey, what's that buzzing?
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It sounds like someone
dislodged a nest of angry hornets.
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[buzzing]
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Hey, no wonder it sounds like someone
dislodged a nest of angry hornets.
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[screaming]
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[chase music]
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Stop! Ouch!
I didn't mean it!
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Phew!
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Well, apart from the fact
that it stinks in here, I'm safe.
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[Garfield]
Actually, it doesn't smell that bad.
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It smells kind like Jon's old meat loaf.
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Hey, this is Jon's old meat loaf.
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[chewing]
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You know, with a little ketchup,
this wouldn't be half bad.
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Hey! Didn't you see the sign
that says, "Occupied?"
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[screaming]
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[ominous music]
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I am not...
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having a good day.
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[suspenseful music]
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The noise, it stopped.
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We've stopped.
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At last, maybe I'll get out of here.
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[back-up beep]
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[screaming]
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Oh...
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I've got to find that black cat
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and get him to undo this bad luck curse!
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I'm going to find him
and nothing's going to stop me!
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[dropping sound]
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-That was a flowerpot!
-[dropping sound]
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That was a hammer!
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[dropping sound]
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Ah!
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That was a recurring character!
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If I don't find Jonah pronto,
I'm toast.
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Problem is, with my bad luck,
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I'm never going to find him.
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Unless...
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[screaming]
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-[trumpeting]
-Jonah crossed lots of people's paths.
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So all I have to do is follow
the trail of bad luck.
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Yep, the jinx came this way.
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I'm getting closer and luckier.
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It's been a whole minute
since I had any bad luck.
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Maybe I'm no longer cursed.
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Boy, imagine how bad a day
this would be if it was Monday.
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-My cart!
-[crashing]
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[moaning] It's no use.
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I'll never find him.
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I'll have bad luck the rest of my life
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which at this rate won't be very long.
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But maybe not.
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Jonah! I found you, at last!
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Don't tell me, let me guess.
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Since I crossed your path,
you've had nothing but bad luck.
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-[dropping sound]
-Bingo!
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Hey, lift the curse. Please!
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I would if I could but I can't.
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I've been this way, spreading bad luck,
since the day I got gloomy.
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That was the day she dumped me.
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Who dumped you?
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Mindy.
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She was my girlfriend.
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The only woman I ever loved.
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Well, maybe if we get
the two of you back together,
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you'll cheer up
and the curse will be lifted!
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You can take her some fruit!
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Forget it. She won't have me.
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She made that very clear.
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Maybe I can make her
change her mind.
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Come on! Let's go find her!
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[laughing]
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[screaming]
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[crashing]
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Hey, Jonah!
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Would you mind helping me out?
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[Jonah] Usually,
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she comes out now for her evening stroll.
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Well, I sure hope so.
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Want an grapefruit?
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Is that her?
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Yes.
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Isn't she beautiful?
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What are you doing here?
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I said I never wanted to see you again!
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Can't you give a guy a chance?
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Look at him!
He's such a downer!
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He's always gloomy
and he never smiles!
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I got depressed being around him!
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And now go away, both of you!
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Here, maybe a slice
of grapefruit will cheer you up.
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Not true, Mindy!
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Jonah does smile.
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Look at him.
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Wow!
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He looks so handsome
with a smile on his face!
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[whispering]
Okay, now tell her you love her.
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[mumbling] I love you Mindy.
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I can't live without you.
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Oh, Jonah.
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I didn't understand a word,
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but I'm so pleased
to see your beautiful smile.
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All is forgiven.
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Well done Jonah! You did it!
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Oops! You swallowed your smile.
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I should have known
it wouldn't last!
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You can't help being gloomy, can you?
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He'll never change.
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And since he'll never change,
my luck will never change.
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You think he's gloomy?
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You should see how I feel.
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[sighing] Goodbye.
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Oops!
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[laughing]
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Oh my!
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It's the first time
I see you laugh, Jonah!
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I think it's the first time
I have laughed!
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And you know what?
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[laughing] It feels good!
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Oh, Jonah!
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Maybe we could be together again!
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Wow!
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My luck is really changing.
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I hope mine does.
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So this all happened last night?
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Yep, Jonah and Mindy got back together.
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He got happy
and he stopped being a jinx.
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And my bad luck went away.
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That's terrific, Garfield.
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-Congrats!
-[dropping sound]
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Garfield, what happened?
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I thought the jinx of Jonah was lifted.
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It is.
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Unfortunately, now it's Monday.
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[moaning] Oh, I hate Mondays.
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[upbeat music]
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