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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[chase music]
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[Jon] Come back here!
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We are going to stay
with my brother on his farm,
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and that's that!
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[chase music]
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[screaming]
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That's not that!
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That's cruelty to pussycats!
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Send me to prison!
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Lock me in a room
with Nermal for a month!
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Just don't make me spend
a weekend on the farm!
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[screaming]
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My brother is expecting us!
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[crashing]
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[Garfield] No! No!
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Not a weekend on the farm!
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Anything but a weekend on the farm!
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[horn] [barking]
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[engine starts]
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[tires screeching]
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[mooing]
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No pizza delivery! No TV!
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No pizza delivery and TV!
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Nothing to do but watch cows burp!
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I told Doc Boy we'd all pitch in
and help with chores.
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[horrified] Chores?
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[Garfield] And another thing!
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They have roosters that wake you up
at the crack of dawn!
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[door slamming]
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[country music]
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Wait. I need to lock my car.
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[key beeping] [car beeping]
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You really got rid of your TV set,
Doc Boy?
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You can't get your chores done
if you're watching TV.
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And, and, and... don't call me Doc Boy.
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Doc Boy, Doc Boy!
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I don't care
how much Garfield hates it.
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Everyone on the farm
has to pitch in to do chores.
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Now, what is he good at?
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Eating lasagna, sleeping,
eating more lasagna...
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[mooing]
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You can only hear
the sound of my voice.
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If you understand, say "Moo."
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Moooooo!
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Oh, this is Dr. Whipple.
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I hired him to do...
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Uh, what do you call it, Doc?
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Subliminal bovine mesmerization
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to induce a higher sucrose component
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in the lactose output.
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Moooooo!
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Yes, I'm hypnotizing the cows
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so they'll give sweeter milk.
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Isn't that right, cow?
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Moooooo!
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It's all a matter of planting
the proper suggestion
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in the cow's mind, you see.
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So as to cause a change in behavior.
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Change in behaviour, huh?
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Doctor, would that work on a cat?
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Maybe to make him happy
to be working on a farm?
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Cat on a farm?
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Hmmm... I don't see why not.
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Moooooo!
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You know
what they want me to do?
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Chores!
Cats don't do physical labor.
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That's why they invented people.
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I can't be less happy.
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[Jon] Oh, Garfield.
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We have a little surprise for you.
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We were thinking,
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we know how much you love
to watch TV.
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TV! Almost as good as Italian food.
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[beeping]
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So our friend Dr. Whipple here
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has a special kind of TV for you.
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They're trying to hypnotize me,
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but it won't work.
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I'm too smart to be hyp...
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[snoring]
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He's fast asleep.
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Garfield asleep?
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What a novelty!
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Garfield! You are not a cat.
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You are... a monkey!
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-[fingers snapping]
-Can you believe these guys?
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They think I'm a m...
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[monkey sounds]
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[jungle music]
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He's running away!
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After him!
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[Odie barking]
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[monkey sounds]
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Dr. Whipple, make him think
he's a cat again!
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Are you sure, Jon?
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Bananas are a lot cheaper than lasagna.
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You're right, Odie.
Dr. Whipple?
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Garfield!
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You are no longer a monkey!
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[monkey sounds]
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Hey! He actually thinks
he can turn me into a monkey!
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[screaming]
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[crashing]
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Sorry about that, Garfield.
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But you passed the test.
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Yes!
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So now,
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you can only hear the sound of my voice
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and you will obey.
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If that is so, say "Meow."
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Meow.
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Very good!
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When you hear
the sound of this horn, Garfield,
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you will become the most enthusiastic,
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hard-working farmhand in the world.
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I will love farming.
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And when you hear the horn again,
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you will not love farming.
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I will not love farming.
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-[horn]
-You're wasting my time with all this.
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Time that I could be spending
doing something important,
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like sleeping.
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-[horn]
-I have chores to do!
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[country music]
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I have to pitch the hay!
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[logs crumbling]
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I have to chop the firewood!
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I have to gather eggs!
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[cackling]
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You look amazed.
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We are.
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I've seen flying saucers.
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I've seen the Loch Ness Monster.
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But I never thought
I'd see Garfield working.
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Wow!
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I have to water the horses!
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Jon, he's the greatest farmhand
I've ever seen.
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[bell ringing]
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[neighing]
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It'll be faster this way!
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Looks like we can take it easy,
Doc Boy.
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Sure thing.
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Let's all go in and have lunch.
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[mooing]
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And don't call me Doc Boy.
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[Jon] Doc Boy, Doc Boy!
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Oh, wait.
I have to go plant corn now.
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He's plowing the north forty.
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[crispy sound]
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Great sandwich.
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Hey, I thought you stored
your TV in the barn.
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I brought it in.
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We can watch it now that I have Garfield
to do all the chores.
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Now, he's plowing the south forty.
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This'll be great.
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I've missed all my favorite shows.
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Now he's plowing the west forty
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and the east forty at the same time.
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Dr. Whipple,
how long will Garfield be doing all this?
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Until he hears another horn
like this one.
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[Odie laughing]
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[chicks chirping]
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After this,
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I have to put new mud
in the hog's pen,
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then give them all sponge baths!
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[car beeping]
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-What have I been doing?
-[car beeping]
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I love to farm!
I must farm!
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[car beeping]
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-What am I saying? I hate chores!
-[car beeping]
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No! Must do more chores.
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[car beeping]
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Jon, your car alarm's going off.
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Yeah, it does that
every once in a while.
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It'll stop in a minute or so.
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I have to pick up
all these vegetables
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and get them into the proper bins.
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-[car beeping]
-Vegetables!
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What am I? A rabbit?
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-[car beeping]
-I'd better fix the roof on the barn!
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[car beeping]
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What am I doing?
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I'd have to be dumber than Odie
to climb up there and fix that roof.
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[car beeping]
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[car beeping]
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How about that?
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I'm dumber than Odie.
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And just as clumsy!
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[screaming]
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[crashing]
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It's that hypnowhatzis ray.
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That's what did this to me.
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[malicious music]
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[mewing]
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[peaceful music]
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[pop music on TV]
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[laughing]
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Hand me another sandwich, Jon.
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Here you go, Doc Boy.
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Thanks, and...
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Well, you know.
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Right. Don't call you Doc Boy.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen...
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We interrupt this program for this!
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Garfield!
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-[Odie barking]
-He's got my mesmerizing device!
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He... he...
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[workout music on TV]
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All right, everybody! It's time
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to work out!
Do everything I do!
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One, two! One, two!
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One, two! One, two!
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[all] One, two! One, two!
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One, two! One, two!
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One, two! One, two!
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Gee, I wonder what else is on.
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The monster is loose!
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Run for your lives!
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[all screaming]
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[Jon] Run for your lives!
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Let's see.
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I'm sure it's on about now.
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Ah, here it is! Channel 99!
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It's important
to take care of your cat,
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to make sure he has
everything he wants.
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Pamper him.
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Give him the food he needs.
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Make sure
he has a good place to sleep.
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You know? I'm starting
to really like it here on the farm.
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Fan faster, Odie.
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I'm getting kind of warm.
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[upbeat music]
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