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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[chewing]
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[Jon] I'm hurrying, I'm hurrying!
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I'm cooking as fast as I can!
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No matter how much I feed him,
he's still hungry!
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Meat loaf!
I need to make another meat loaf!
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[man] Six!
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Six meat loaves!
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[man] And French fries!
Shoestrings, not thick cut!
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Admit it, you thought that was me
inside being fed.
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[sighing] Wish it was.
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My position in life has been usurped.
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That's a fancy word meaning "stolen."
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And you know who stole it? This guy.
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Eddie Gourmand,
the famous restaurant critic.
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You remember him,
he was on six episodes last season.
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You see, he lost his TV show and...
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Well, I'll start at the top.
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It started with one
of my favorite TV shows.
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[Eddie on TV]
At Boticelli's Italian Bistro,
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they have a whole new way
of making lasagna.
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[Garfield narrating]
Lasagna didn't need improvement.
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It was perfect the way it was.
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They also have
a lovely rigatoni bolognese.
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And the cannelloni
stuffed with mozzarella!
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[Garfield narrating]
An hour of fattening foods.
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Who wouldn't consider
this must-see television?
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Amazingly,
the guy who ran the TV station.
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[Mr. Gourmand]
This food is just to die from.
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It sure is!
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All those calories.
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All that cholesterol.
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Right after the show,
Eddie got the bad news.
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But why?
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Mr. Station Manager, sir, why?
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Because people shouldn't be eating
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the kind of fattening meals
you encourage.
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They should be eating what I eat:
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vegan chicken made out of soybeans,
brown rice,
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organic sprouts, with a wheat germ shake
mixed with goat's milk yogurt.
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Uh, if I could just ask
one tiny question.
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Is any of this food?
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[screaming] Of course, it's food!
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It's good food, healthy food!
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The kind of food
that makes your body say:
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"Thank you for taking
such good care of me."
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Well, I suppose if you melted
some cheese over it and deep-fried it...
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Gourmand!
Do you know what people wind up
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looking like when they eat
the food you recommend?
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No. What?
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This!
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[Garfield]
And so, Eddie Gourmand was replaced.
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[screaming]
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The program normally seen
in this time slot
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"Simply Fabulous Dining
with Eddie Gourmand"
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will never be seen again.
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So we can bring you this new,
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much-better-for-you program.
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Good evening.
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Tonight, I'd like to talk to you
about the benefits of eating tofu.
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There are none.
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[Garfield] And so, he was fired.
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The guy took it hard.
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This went on for days and days.
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[Mr. Gourmand crying]
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Here you go, Mr. Gourmand.
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One nice, hot Vito's special,
just for you.
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Oh, thank you, Vito.
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That was the most delicious pizza
I ever ate.
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[laughing]
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Then, maybe you mention Vito's Pizzeria
on your show some time?
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[Mr. Gourmand crying]
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[Garfield] Finally, Eddie wound up
where all people
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who can't control their emotions wind up,
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sitting behind me in a movie.
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[Mr. Gourmand crying]
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[all] Shhhh!
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[Mr. Gourmand crying]
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[Garfield] After the ruining the film
and getting tears in my popcorn,
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he apologized.
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I've been like this
since I lost my show, Mr. Arbuckle.
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[Odie muttering sadly]
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Feeling sorry for the guy, pup?
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Yeah, me too.
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I hope Jon doesn't do something foolish
like invite him over for dinner.
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Eddie, come over tonight
and have dinner with us.
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[screaming]
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Oh, that would be
too, too wonderful, Mr. Arbuckle.
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Great. I'll even make
my special recipe for meat loaf.
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Hey, doesn't that poor guy
have enough problems?
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[Garfield] That evening, Jon learned
why you should never invite
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a food critic to your house.
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Everything looks positively
scrumpti-li-cious, Mr. Arbuckle.
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Oh, this meat loaf
looks good enough to eat.
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Some of this and some of this.
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And then I'll have this...
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Oh, this is utterly divine!
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[suction sound]
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[machine gun sound]
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Odie, are you getting any food?
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[gurgling]
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Me neither.
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Let's go.
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Another good reason never to invite
a food critic to dinner:
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they tend to rate what they eat.
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I give the meat loaf two stars.
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The mashed potatoes needed
more butter, so they get one star.
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But four stars for the gravy!
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Well, I'm glad
you enjoyed the gravy.
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You could have used more flour...
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[screaming]
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[splashing]
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Who threw that banana peel
on the walk?
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Mr. Gourmand, are you all right?
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No. Get me a doctor.
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I'll call a doctor.
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And some shrimp chow mein.
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I'll call a Chinese restaurant.
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And a large mushroom pizza
with pepperoni on half.
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I'll call Vito.
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[Garfield] Amazingly, the doctor
arrived before the shrimp chow mein
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or the pizza.
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Better keep him here
until his foot heals.
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How long do you think
that will be, doctor?
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Oh, not more than a few months.
Goodbye.
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[screaming] A few months?
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Mr. Gourmand, wouldn't you be
more comfortable at home
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or in a nice hospital?
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You take care of me, Mr. Arbuckle,
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or I'll sue you
for everything you own.
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Except the cat.
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Now, get me a grilled cheese sandwich.
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One grilled cheese sandwich coming up.
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[Mr. Gourmand]
With potato chips. The ripple cut kind.
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Ripple cut potato chips. Right.
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And I want a pickle with that.
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[Garfield narrating]
That's how it started.
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Then, it got worse.
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[phone ringing and vibrating]
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-Hello ?
-[Mr. Gourmand] Arbuckle!
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It's two minutes past five in the A.M.
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And I'm waiting for my breakfast !
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[stepping down the stairs]
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Syrup. I must have syrup.
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Eighteen kinds if you have them.
If not, go out and buy them.
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[Jon whining]
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And I'd like eggs.
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Fried, boiled, scrambled
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and painted
with lovely designs for Easter.
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There was no food for me.
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In short, Eddie had started to remind me
of that greedy, impatient,
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lazy creature.
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What's it called?
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Oh, right.
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Me.
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To make a healthy chocolate cake,
use no chocolate.
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Instead, we'll use
organic yeast spores and granola.
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Turn if off, turn it off!
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Sorry, Mr. Gourmand.
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I guess it upsets you to see
the show that replaced yours.
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That but mainly the sight
of all that disgusting healthy food.
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I can't stand healthy food!
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The cat has an idea.
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[Odie muttering]
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[xylophone sounds]
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Great show today, sir.
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The latest ratings are in.
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What? I only got a three rating?
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Well, you only had three viewers.
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As much as I might hate it,
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I've got to get Eddie Gourmand back.
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[Mr. Gourmand]
Arbuckle! I want my dinner!
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Arbuckle, bring me my dinner
or I'll sue you!
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Sorry, Mr. Gourmand.
Here you go.
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Ew! What is this ?
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[Jon] It's an artificial chicken patty
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made with artichoke flour
and modified wheat grass.
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When I asked for dinner,
I should have specified food.
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This is food.
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It's all part of our new healthy
living program.
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Let's go, boys!
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One, two! One, two!
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One, two! One, two!
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You can tell how desperate I am
to get rid of Eddie.
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I'm actually doing this.
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Eddie, we're going to start you
with a hundred sit-ups.
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You'll do nothing of the sort.
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And if you're not going
to get my dinner,
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I'm going to get it for myself.
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[stomping]
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I need a bacon cheeseburger
with extra bacon,
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extra cheese and extra burger!
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Ah!
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There's no food!
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Wait, there's one thing to eat!
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I'm saved!
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It's... it's...
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[crying] Vegetarian meat loaf!
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[Garfield] Hup, two, three, four!
Hup, two, three, four!
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Ready for the fifty mile hike?
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No, no!
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I can't survive
in this house any longer!
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[slamming door]
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Yeah, I just found the house.
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He left the address in case anyone
wanted to forward any burritos.
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-Yeah, I've got to get him to come back!
-[horn]
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Mr. Station Manager, sir!
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Eddie,
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I want you
to come back to your old job.
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I've got to get out of here.
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Does that mean you won't come back
to the station?
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Oh, no, no, no!
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I'll be back on the air tomorrow!
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It's just that right this minute,
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I have an emergency need for a buffet!
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Garfield! Your idea was brilliant.
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Ideas are always brilliant
when I'm the guy who has them.
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Let's go celebrate!
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I'm going to make everyone
of your favourite foods, Garfield!
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[Odie barking]
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Mr. Arbuckle, I'm sorry he caused
so much trouble for you.
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That's fine.
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Hey, Mr. Station Manager, sir...
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Don't do it.
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Would you like
to join us for dinner?
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He did it.
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Thanks, but I don't eat
this kind of stuff.
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You know how many calories
are in those steaks?
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And the fat grams.
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[smelling] I mean, it smells tempting.
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Maybe one bite wouldn't hurt.
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[swallowing]
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You know what cholesterol can do to you?
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And carbonated drinks?
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I only drink...
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Hey, this is good!
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Arbuckle, give me some honey!
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Right away!
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And I'm going to try
the French fries.
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So, some catsup?
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[Jon] Also right away.
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And I don't see any steak sauce.
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Steak sauce! I'll get it.
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-[swallowing]
-Déjà-vu all over again...
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Looks like we're not getting
anything to eat for the next few days.
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[Odie muttering]
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[manager] And blintzes!
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The way my mother used to make them.
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[Jon] I'll get your mother.
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[manager]
Any chocolate cream pie for dessert?
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[upbeat music]
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