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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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This is a baby kangaroo.
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[Nermal] Not as cute as me.
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-And this is a baby panda.
-Not as cute as me.
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Here we see a baby rhinoceros.
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Definitely not as cute as me.
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I love watching nature films on TV.
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Remind me when you're leaving, Nermal.
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Oh, and feel free to use
the word "now" in your answer.
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[laughing] A few more weeks.
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I can't take this anymore, Odie.
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Prolonged exposure to Nermal
is hazardous to my health.
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Oh, look!
Twenty-seven baby penguins.
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None of them as cute as me.
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[jingle]
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Don't forget to join us tomorrow
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in the nationwide search
for America's cutest cat.
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In every big city, contestants are
lining up for a chance to win
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this year's cutest cat trophy.
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Cutest cat trophy? Wow!
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I haven't won a trophy since...
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[tinkling]
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...Tuesday.
-The winning cat
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will receive an all-expenses-paid
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six-month vacation in Greenland!
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Greenland? Nermal, in Greenland?
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Far, far away and...
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How far, far away is Greenland?
[Odie mutters]
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Never mind.
It's gotta be far enough away.
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Six months without Nermal.
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I have got to win that contest!
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Yes, you have got to win that contest.
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What are you waiting for, Nermal?
Let's get entered.
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There are flights for Greenland
leaving every hour.
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[joyful music]
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Okay, I'm all entered
in the contest tomorrow,
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and I'm going to win.
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You know why, Garfield?
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Of course!
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Because you're the cutest cat
in the whole town.
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Soon to be the cutest cat in Greenland.
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I take my responsibility
as judge seriously.
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I have a chance to set trends,
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to influence public taste.
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I want to redefine what cute is.
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Fashions change, styles change.
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Cute must change!
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I am so bored with
what passes for cute.
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Things like...
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-That!
-Huh?
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The opposite of that.
That will be the new cute.
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The opposite of cute?
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How can I be the opposite of cute?
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You know what the opposite of cute is,
Garfield?
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You!
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[sniggering]
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Let's face it.
I'll never win this contest.
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[sad music]
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I'll never win.
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I might as well just stay home
and watch TV all day.
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At your house.
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No!
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[crying]
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You can't give up now, Nermal.
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Think of the glory, think of the pride,
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think of six months away in Greenland.
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But cute is all I got.
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How can I possibly become uncute?
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I can teach it to you
before the competition tomorrow.
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But you've got to work hard,
there's no time to waste.
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Let's start with manners, shall we?
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We have to get rid of them.
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Show me how you eat lasagna.
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No, no, no, no! Too cute!
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First, you're going to have to do away
with the silverware.
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Watch and learn, Nermal.
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This is the uncute way to eat lasagna.
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[Garfield chewing]
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Garfield, careful!
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Some of that is actually getting
in your mouth.
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That was a good one.
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Your turn, Nermal.
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Too neat.
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It needs something... uncute,
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something disgusting, even.
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I know! Doggy-tongue.
Odie, front and center.
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Oh! Stop! Odie, stop!
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Stop!
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[Nermal screaming]
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Please make him stop!
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[laughing]
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Odie licking your face like that...
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Nermal, you are so cute!
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This is going to take longer
than I thought.
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Nermal, do you know how to play
with one of these?
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[laughing]
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Sure!
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I hope none of you are trying to eat
while you watch this.
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[mewing]
Wrong, wrong, wrong!
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And in that order.
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Let me show you what an uncute cat
does with the ball.
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You use them to occupy
small-minded dogs.
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Odie!
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Fetch!
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[barking]
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Stop! Stop!
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Look out! Help! No!
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Well, at least that wasn't cute.
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[Jon laughing]
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Oh, Nermal and Odie, that's so cute!
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Playing hide and seek
in the trash cans!
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In fact, everything you do is so cute,
Nermal.
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I'm doomed!
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Doomed to a life of eternal cuteness.
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I just can't not be cute.
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You can and you will.
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Your trip to Greenland
and my peace and quiet depend on it.
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A little of this, some of this...
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Oh, and this is disgusting!
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Some of this.
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Now, mix well.
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Garfield, what are you doing?
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I'm giving you an uncute makeover.
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[blender whirring]
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Voilà!
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[sniffing]
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What was all that for?
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This, Nermal, is the final threshold
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on your journey into the land of Uncute.
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Now you are ready.
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Can I at least wear
a little flowery deodorant?
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No.
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Cute, cute, very cute.
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Repulsively cute!
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I want to see that new kind of cute,
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the kind that defies convention,
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the kind that says:
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"I am so cute
I am not afraid to be uncute!"
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I don't get it either,
but he's the judge.
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Show him what you got, Nermal.
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And keep your eyes on the prize.
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I'll keep mine
on that ticket to Greenland.
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[sniffing]
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I smell buffet.
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It smells like... [sniffing]
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thirty-seven items,
including carved prime rib,
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medium-rare, sweet potatoes
and chocolate raspberry soufflé.
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[laughing]
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Odie, you keep an eye
on What's-his-name.
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I'm otherwise... occupied.
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[Garfield gobbling]
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Oh, my stars and garters!
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Is that really Nermal?
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What is that dire stench?
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Nermal, you look like
you just crawled out of garbage.
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[cute mewing]
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[deep mewing]
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That is just the kind of thing
I wanted to see.
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A bold new look!
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A new kind of cute.
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Pussycat, pussycat!
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You just may be my pick.
What do you say?
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[belching]
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[laughing] I love it!
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This is... superb.
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And I was wrong.
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There are thirty-eight items
and the prime rib is medium-well.
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Cat, give me that lemon meringue pie!
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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That was the chocolate cream pie.
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That was the lemon meringue pie.
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Get him! Stop that cat!
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Today, we mark a new era in cuteness.
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A new standard
of thinking outside the cute box.
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Imagine.
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I'm not only the cutest cat
in the whole wide world,
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I'm also the uncutest!
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And so, it is with great pride,
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[lower] and for a medium-sized fee,
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I'm proud to name
the contest winner as...
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[Man] Stop that cat!
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[gobbling]
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You!
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You have destroyed
all concepts of the old cuteness.
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No!
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That's my crown!
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I'm uncute! I'm so uncute! Uncute!
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Garfield, I was supposed to win!
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Look at me!
Isn't it uncute to be a sore loser? Hey!
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You are an absolute mess.
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You don't look so good yourself, fella.
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Oh, well. At least I'll have
six months of no Nermal.
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Please fasten your seat belt.
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We will be landing shortly
in Greenland,
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where the current temperature
is 50 degrees below zero.
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Fifty degrees below zero?
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I don't even want
my ice cream that cold.
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I'll be alone.
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[shivering]
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I just have to remember:
6,000 miles away from Nermal.
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Six whole months of...
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of peace and...
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quiet.
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Hello, Garfield!
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Nermal?
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No!
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You're not Nermal. Who are you?
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I'm Thermal!
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I won
the cutest cat competition in Canada.
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And I am Germal!
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I won the cutest cat
competition in Mexico!
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And I am Wermal!
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I won the cutest cat
competition in Japan!
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You mean...
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Yes!
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[simultaneously] We all won trips
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in our local cutest cat competitions!
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And we'll all keep you company here
for the entire six months.
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[screaming]
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Caramba!
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He's not so very cute.
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Yes, how he won is incomprehensible.
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[joyful music]
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[upbeat music]
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