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[muffled music playing]
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- [laughing]
- You're gonna get in trouble, man.
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Then move to France.
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The French, buddy? No.
You're, like...
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The French would like me
better than you.
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- [brays]
- Well, no, I-I don't think...
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Now, I know there's at least
one dancer in there
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that's got a restraining order
against you, Vivian.
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Five hundred feet.
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That's not... W... Y-You got
old information, Sheriff.
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Candy moved down to Sioux Falls
last month
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- to take care of her mother.
- Oh, so now
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you're keeping tabs
on the poor girl, huh?
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Judge won't gonna like that.
Not at all.
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You two kids get home safe, huh?
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See you at the Elks on Thursday.
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You got my check, right?
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- The re-election fund?
- [car doors open]
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- [car doors close]
- Had... had my girl
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- [engine starts]
- make it out personally last week.
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- What... what the fuck, Roy?
- [car departs]
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- Hm?
- What...
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You can't do this shit
anymore, Roy.
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I-I know the governor now.
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See, now, what happens
in moments of life and death
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is that everything
comes into focus.
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Are you focused, Vivian?
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Y-yeah, yeah.
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You're not gonna
sell your bank to that woman.
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L-Lyon?
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Th-Th-That's the one.
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You're not gonna sell it,
you're not gonna negotiate,
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you're not even gonna
return her calls.
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W-Why?
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Wait, wait, wait!
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O-Okay.
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Find some other way to get rich.
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Foreclose on some homes,
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sell raffle tickets.
I don't care.
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But that woman gets nothing.
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We're clear?
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Yeah.
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Now why don't you
do a little dance?
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What?
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I'm just kidding.
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Nobody wants to see that.
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[SUV door opens]
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[door closes]
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[engine starts]
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[telephone ringing]
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- [beep]
- [man] We've been patient.
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More than patient.
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But if we can't
settle this thing today,
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my next call is to
our litigation department.
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Thank you, and please
make sure to give this call
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- five stars on the next survey.
- [beep]
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- [brakes squeal]
- [bus idling]
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[children chattering, laughing]
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Looks like you found the cereal.
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Frosted Flakes.
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- Your kid likes 'em?
- [bus departing]
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- Well, kinda.
- [garage door closes]
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My husband.
He can't get enough.
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Are you taking me to school?
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No school today.
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Is it a holiday?
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In a way.
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- But I got to go to work, so...
- [door opens]
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- [door closes]
- [clears throat]
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Slept in the garage again?
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You don't have to open the door.
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School bus saw me in my drawers.
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Plus, it's freezing out.
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Scotty, hon, could you
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take your book
to the living room, please?
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Want me to clear my bowl?
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Please.
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I need you to watch her today.
It's just for a few hours.
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- I want a wife. - Maybe you could
take her to the park or what...
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Wait, what did you say?
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I said I want a wife.
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I am your wife.
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No.
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A wife.
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Someone to keep the house clean
and-and cook.
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I cook.
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Who cooks good, you know?
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Takes care of me when I'm sick
and doesn't complain about it.
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Who wants to know
how my day was first
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and listens to the answer.
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A woman who supports me.
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Oh...
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I support you.
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No, emotionally, I'm saying.
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A wife who...
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who builds my confidence,
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who everything
revolves around... me.
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Not... And I know-I know
what you do
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is important, I do, but...
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I'm important, too, you know?
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My needs, so I can grow
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and be the best.
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Okay?
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A cheerleader, is what I'm...
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You know, a wife
who comes to the club
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for the socials and doesn't
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talk about what's a felony
or what's a misdemeanor,
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but trades recipes,
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right?
With the other wives.
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[scoffs]
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Who claps when I win
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and rubs my back when I don't,
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and says,
"You'll get 'em next time
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because you are amazing."
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Is that all?
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No.
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I want a wife who takes care
of my other needs...
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my man needs...
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when I feel like it,
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and doesn't say she's tired
or that her back hurts
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or to pull out when I finish
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'cause she's not on the pill.
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Which... I want a wife
who's on the pill.
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I can't take the pill.
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I get blood clots.
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Well, an IUD then.
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[scoffs]
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Okay, look, look.
the-the point is I am tired
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of feeling like I got to be
everything around here
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all the time.
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The man and the wife.
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Like, I got to support you
all the time, your needs,
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'cause your job is hard
and you're always saying
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you have to pick up
extra shifts.
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We are $192,000
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in debt.
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And that.
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A wife who is not
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reminding me all the time
about negative...
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negativity, you know?
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Pressure, when I-I need
to stay positive,
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'cause it's
a mental game, right?
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How far you hit a drive,
whether you're in the sand trap,
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and you just...
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suck.
You suck at that.
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So I want a wife.
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I'm late for work.
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We can talk about
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who really needs a wife later.
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Scotty, hon.
I got to go out.
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I'll be back as soon as I can.
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[Scotty]
Okay, then.
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What am I supposed
to do with her?
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I got physical therapy
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and I'm supposed to walk
the green at 2:00, my guru says,
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so I can play it
with my eyes shut.
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You're a big boy.
Figure it out.
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[windmill rattling]
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[man]
Please, ple... [groaning]
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[Bowman]
Say it.
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I'm gonna call Dot
and tell her to come.
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Who the fuck is Dot?
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Listen, wait, wait!
Listen.
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Listen.
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I got cancer.
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I need an operation.
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You got the wrong guy.
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You got... [groans]
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- Fuck.
- [coughs]
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[groans]
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Fuck you, you fucking
piece of shit.
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- Fuck you!
- [thud]
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[groans]
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[Donald Trump] [on TV] ...on my phone call,
but they never thought I'd release it,
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so they were gonna be okay.
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Eight times, quid pro quo.
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Except it was no times.
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Mm. They are doing it
for real this time.
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Jackals.
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Impeaching that great man.
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Now, not too short
above the ears.
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I got the debate coming up.
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Gets my goat,
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they're hounding that poor man
day and night.
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The twins think so, too.
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We want to watch cartoons.
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Hey.
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Don't talk back to your mother.
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[Wayne] [on TV]
Down at Wayne Lyon Kia,
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we got
the lowest prices in town,
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and I ain't lyin'.
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Hi, I'm Wayne Lyon
at Lyon Motors.
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And I want to get you
behind the wheel of a new...
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Aah!
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- Oh, Roy. Honey...
- Shit, woman.
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I am so sorry.
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- God.
- I don't know what happened.
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Hold on, let me just...
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These are my mother's napkins.
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What happened, Karen, is you got
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all caught up in things
that don't concern you
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and you lost sight
of the job at hand.
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- You're right.
- Now, it's 10:00 in the morning.
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I think these girls
have something better to do
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than sit here, watch TV
like a couple of welfare queens.
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- Girls, come on.
- [snaps fingers]
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Come on, your daddy's right.
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It's time to get
to your lessons.
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- [Roy] Ah, dang it.
- [door opens]
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[door closes]
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Thought you were that
crazy Swede for a second.
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On account of he's
missing half an ear.
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Very funny.
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Got Nadine's husband
in the box when you're ready.
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I'm Nadine's husband.
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Sure. Uh...
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uh, what I meant was, uh,
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the car salesman's
in the abattoir, ready to talk.
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Did you soften him up
a little bit?
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Oh, he's still
got all his teeth,
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if that's what you're asking,
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but only 'cause
they're in there pretty good.
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Crying like a little girl?
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He's pissed, I'll tell you that.
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Called me a few names I ain't
heard since grade school.
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[chuckles]
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Swears we got the wrong guy,
which is, like,
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nice try, asshole.
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Thought you said he was soft.
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Well, he had a pretty good shock
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at the house, you know.
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Finger in the old light socket.
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Sometimes that
scrambles the brain.
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You hear those stories, right?
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"My husband
ain't the man I married
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since the lightning struck."
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What?
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[door opens]
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We've been wearing
kerchiefs on our faces
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so he don't recognize us later.
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[muffled, indistinct chatter]
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...don't you understand?
I don't know
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what the fuck
you're talking about.
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Oh, who's this, then?
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Oh, king of
the idiot brigade, eh?
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[chuckles]
Let me tell you
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what I told
these other two morons.
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You kidnapped the wrong chump.
I got friends in high places,
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and when they
get through with you,
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you're gonna wish you were
the horse at a glue factory,
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you... [grunts]
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- Jesus!
- [animals barking, whinnying in distance]
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[stilted groaning]
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[exhales]
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[Gator]
What the hot fuck, Dad?
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I thought this one
was supposed to stay in the car.
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Yeah.
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So you're a leptard, too.
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[Gator] How are we
supposed to get her back now?
260
00:12:43,618 --> 00:12:46,358
- You killed our leverage.
- That's not him, genius.
261
00:12:47,398 --> 00:12:49,097
You grabbed the wrong patsy.
262
00:12:50,057 --> 00:12:51,577
What? No.
263
00:12:57,196 --> 00:12:58,626
I was in the car.
264
00:12:58,666 --> 00:13:00,416
That's his fuck up.
265
00:13:02,236 --> 00:13:03,845
He was in the room, this guy.
266
00:13:03,895 --> 00:13:05,985
Name was on the door.
267
00:13:06,025 --> 00:13:08,505
- Don't know what else
I could've done. - See?
268
00:13:08,545 --> 00:13:11,504
I thought you said
you saw the car salesman
269
00:13:11,554 --> 00:13:13,724
- in his house on Halloween.
- Yeah.
270
00:13:13,774 --> 00:13:15,554
Said you got a good look at him.
271
00:13:21,863 --> 00:13:23,213
It was dark, okay?
272
00:13:23,253 --> 00:13:25,872
And on fire, and...
[chuckles] I...
273
00:13:26,782 --> 00:13:28,002
He grabbed him.
274
00:13:29,092 --> 00:13:30,872
Said we got the guy.
It's the...
275
00:13:30,912 --> 00:13:33,441
What do you...
Power of suggestion.
276
00:13:43,710 --> 00:13:45,800
So what do we do now?
277
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:50,499
Son, you got a bad-luck problem.
278
00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:52,589
Somewhere out there,
there's an upside down horseshoe
279
00:13:52,629 --> 00:13:53,718
with your name on it.
280
00:13:53,758 --> 00:13:55,328
I'm just off my game is all.
281
00:13:56,848 --> 00:13:58,938
You know I'm a winner.
282
00:13:58,988 --> 00:14:00,507
All-state quarterback,
crack shot,
283
00:14:00,547 --> 00:14:02,337
knocking all the pins down
with my eyes closed.
284
00:14:02,377 --> 00:14:04,117
That's your boy,
285
00:14:04,167 --> 00:14:06,077
not this puke pile.
286
00:14:07,517 --> 00:14:09,256
All right, I think I know
where you got
287
00:14:09,296 --> 00:14:11,556
that thorn in your paw.
Get the car.
288
00:14:11,606 --> 00:14:13,036
Where we going?
289
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:14,865
To pay the boogeyman.
290
00:14:23,304 --> 00:14:24,614
And you're saying
that the patient had a sur...
291
00:14:24,654 --> 00:14:26,354
[Briggs]
Mr. Seymour.
292
00:14:26,394 --> 00:14:27,964
You're saying he had surgery
scheduled this morning,
293
00:14:28,004 --> 00:14:29,224
but he checked himself out.
294
00:14:29,274 --> 00:14:30,703
No, they took him.
295
00:14:30,753 --> 00:14:32,103
Who?
296
00:14:32,143 --> 00:14:34,403
Two men.
They said they were family.
297
00:14:34,453 --> 00:14:35,663
That happens, right?
298
00:14:35,713 --> 00:14:37,062
Patient gets cold feet.
299
00:14:37,102 --> 00:14:39,022
Yeah, except his wife
is hysterical
300
00:14:39,062 --> 00:14:40,842
and nobody's seen him since.
301
00:14:46,681 --> 00:14:49,111
[indistinct announcement
over PA]
302
00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:55,640
And on the same day,
those two FBI fellas showed up.
303
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:57,990
- FBI? - Oh, yeah.
They were looking for that
304
00:14:58,030 --> 00:15:00,909
mental patient female,
the runaway.
305
00:15:00,949 --> 00:15:03,209
They're down in the cafeteria
right now, talking to Mr. Lyon.
306
00:15:04,259 --> 00:15:05,648
[Joaquin]
Well, like I said,
307
00:15:05,688 --> 00:15:07,088
we just want
to talk to your wife,
308
00:15:07,128 --> 00:15:08,778
make sure she's okay.
309
00:15:10,128 --> 00:15:11,958
Are you gentlemen quite certain
310
00:15:12,008 --> 00:15:13,657
I can't offer you a gimlet?
311
00:15:13,697 --> 00:15:16,047
Uh, no, thanks.
312
00:15:17,227 --> 00:15:18,877
She gave us the slip,
313
00:15:18,927 --> 00:15:20,836
but we think she's running
from someone else.
314
00:15:22,576 --> 00:15:25,536
I'm sorry, I had a...
315
00:15:26,586 --> 00:15:29,195
I'm-I'm a little
sideways, still.
316
00:15:29,235 --> 00:15:31,105
I...
317
00:15:31,155 --> 00:15:32,805
Faulty wiring.
318
00:15:32,845 --> 00:15:35,194
I-I think my house burned down.
319
00:15:35,244 --> 00:15:37,634
And we have questions
about that.
320
00:15:37,674 --> 00:15:41,334
The night in question.
What you remember.
321
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,113
Neighbors said they saw
a couple of trick-or-treaters
322
00:15:43,163 --> 00:15:45,463
fleeing the premises
after the flames started.
323
00:15:45,513 --> 00:15:47,163
That...
324
00:15:47,203 --> 00:15:49,822
Fleeing?
I-I don't...
325
00:15:54,652 --> 00:15:57,871
You ever see
that movie, The, um...
326
00:15:59,261 --> 00:16:01,351
...Nightmare Before Christmas?
327
00:16:02,351 --> 00:16:04,920
That-that's a weird movie.
328
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:08,310
I want to say
I-I dreamed it, but in...
329
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,010
real life.
330
00:16:12,579 --> 00:16:14,839
Well, sir, there's no
easy way to say this.
331
00:16:14,879 --> 00:16:16,929
- [clears throat]
- Um...
332
00:16:16,969 --> 00:16:18,928
Your wife
isn't who she says she is.
333
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,238
Dorothy Lyon... uh,
334
00:16:21,278 --> 00:16:23,278
that's what we call an alias
in our line of work.
335
00:16:23,328 --> 00:16:24,418
A cover story.
336
00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:27,457
Her real name is Nadine Bump.
337
00:16:29,807 --> 00:16:32,417
- Nadine?
- When he was a boy,
338
00:16:32,467 --> 00:16:35,906
my son wanted to be a ballerina.
339
00:16:35,946 --> 00:16:37,466
I told him...
340
00:16:37,516 --> 00:16:39,866
[clears throat]
the male of the species
341
00:16:39,905 --> 00:16:41,735
is called a "ballerino,"
342
00:16:41,775 --> 00:16:44,955
but he couldn't be swayed.
343
00:16:44,995 --> 00:16:46,915
What do you mean
she's not my wife?
344
00:16:46,955 --> 00:16:48,694
[Joaquin]
Uh, no, no.
345
00:16:48,734 --> 00:16:52,434
- She's your wife.
- But also, she isn't.
346
00:16:52,484 --> 00:16:54,354
- I'm sorry?
- [Meyer] See, she was
347
00:16:54,393 --> 00:16:55,923
married previously.
348
00:16:55,963 --> 00:16:58,003
Still married, some would say.
Under the law.
349
00:16:58,053 --> 00:17:01,313
To a-another man.
A bad man.
350
00:17:01,363 --> 00:17:02,402
So she ran away from him.
351
00:17:02,442 --> 00:17:03,662
And found her way to you.
352
00:17:03,712 --> 00:17:05,582
Posing as Dorothy.
353
00:17:06,582 --> 00:17:07,802
Posing?
354
00:17:07,842 --> 00:17:09,231
[Joaquin]
It's a classic scam.
355
00:17:09,281 --> 00:17:11,191
You find a gravestone
in a cemetery,
356
00:17:11,241 --> 00:17:13,281
somebody who died young and
you take over their identity,
357
00:17:13,321 --> 00:17:16,500
uh, Social Security number,
etcetera.
358
00:17:16,540 --> 00:17:18,460
We think this fella...
359
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:22,160
the original, maybe also
simultaneous husband...
360
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,469
found her and came after her.
361
00:17:24,509 --> 00:17:26,379
Your wife.
362
00:17:26,419 --> 00:17:28,899
That he took her
that first night last week.
363
00:17:28,949 --> 00:17:30,209
Okay?
And then, when she escaped,
364
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:31,988
he came back for her
on Halloween,
365
00:17:32,038 --> 00:17:35,868
maybe burning your house down
in the process.
366
00:17:35,908 --> 00:17:37,608
And now she's fled.
367
00:17:37,648 --> 00:17:41,307
So, we're hoping you might
have some insight
368
00:17:41,347 --> 00:17:44,007
- as to possible destination.
- Excuse me.
369
00:17:44,047 --> 00:17:47,226
Indira Olmstead, Scandia PD.
370
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:49,356
You've probably got a dozen
messages for me on your machine.
371
00:17:49,396 --> 00:17:51,706
We're right in the middle
of an interview, officer.
372
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:55,055
On my case.
373
00:17:55,095 --> 00:17:56,975
And believe me,
you're gonna want to hear
374
00:17:57,015 --> 00:17:58,145
what I've got
to say on the matter.
375
00:17:58,185 --> 00:18:01,754
Have-have you seen my wife?
376
00:18:01,804 --> 00:18:03,844
She was supposed
to visit me today.
377
00:18:08,763 --> 00:18:10,243
No, sir.
378
00:18:10,283 --> 00:18:13,243
But I'm sure she's fine.
379
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,072
And your daughter.
380
00:18:16,032 --> 00:18:18,202
My Scotty plays the drums.
381
00:18:18,252 --> 00:18:21,122
[Wink]
Rommel used the sound of drums
382
00:18:21,162 --> 00:18:23,081
to drive his enemy mad.
383
00:18:26,781 --> 00:18:28,001
We're done here.
384
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:30,220
Mr. Lyon, Mr. Lyon.
385
00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:32,130
Uh, we'll-we'll circle back.
386
00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:34,400
- Officer.
- Thank you so much.
387
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:37,529
Okay.
388
00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:41,009
Ballerino.
389
00:18:49,278 --> 00:18:51,367
[cattle lowing]
390
00:18:53,627 --> 00:18:56,977
- Hyah!
- [indistinct chatter]
391
00:18:57,027 --> 00:18:59,246
[Gator] Dad, come on.
You're not paying this guy.
392
00:19:00,326 --> 00:19:03,636
Fine.
We're upside down. And...
393
00:19:03,686 --> 00:19:07,035
maybe it's voodoo
or whatever, but...
394
00:19:07,075 --> 00:19:09,335
...solve it
with a bullet, not...
395
00:19:10,645 --> 00:19:12,344
Otherwise, what?
396
00:19:13,344 --> 00:19:15,304
We trust this guy?
397
00:19:15,344 --> 00:19:17,994
♪ ♪
398
00:19:18,044 --> 00:19:19,523
"Here's your money,
please lift the curse"?
399
00:19:19,563 --> 00:19:21,483
I don't think so.
400
00:19:21,523 --> 00:19:23,743
We tried killing him.
401
00:19:23,783 --> 00:19:27,392
Now we're bailing water
out of a sinking boat.
402
00:19:27,442 --> 00:19:29,142
Election's a week away
and we're still
403
00:19:29,182 --> 00:19:31,922
balls-deep on righting
old wrongs with Nadine,
404
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,492
our dicks in the breeze.
405
00:19:35,921 --> 00:19:37,751
We need to take luck
out of the equation.
406
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:40,231
Period.
End of story.
407
00:19:49,499 --> 00:19:51,589
Go on, search him,
then wait in the car.
408
00:19:53,639 --> 00:19:55,599
[cowboy]
Come on, come on.
409
00:19:55,639 --> 00:19:58,028
- [cattle lowing]
- Let's go.
410
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,517
Let me see your hands.
411
00:20:14,566 --> 00:20:16,616
[patting]
412
00:20:26,754 --> 00:20:28,144
It's not a win.
413
00:20:29,274 --> 00:20:31,584
We're calling a draw.
414
00:20:34,153 --> 00:20:36,193
So don't get cocky.
415
00:20:52,901 --> 00:20:54,990
I'm in the market for a bull.
416
00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:58,340
There's a science to it,
they tell me,
417
00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:01,519
but I prefer to go on instinct.
418
00:21:01,569 --> 00:21:03,999
Worked for my father
and his father before him.
419
00:21:05,789 --> 00:21:07,439
We have business.
420
00:21:07,479 --> 00:21:10,308
Christ, look at the cock
on that monster.
421
00:21:11,268 --> 00:21:14,268
Meat is meat.
422
00:21:15,537 --> 00:21:17,227
You don't talk much.
I like that.
423
00:21:18,927 --> 00:21:22,796
A man has only so many words
in his lifetime.
424
00:21:24,196 --> 00:21:26,456
For us,
425
00:21:26,496 --> 00:21:29,066
there are very few left.
426
00:21:36,635 --> 00:21:38,984
Plus interest,
'cause we got sideways.
427
00:21:39,034 --> 00:21:40,424
Now, I didn't make your deal
428
00:21:40,464 --> 00:21:42,424
but if I had
I would've been clear.
429
00:21:43,514 --> 00:21:45,123
That woman's like a tick.
430
00:21:46,383 --> 00:21:49,303
Can't crush her,
can't pull her out clean.
431
00:21:49,343 --> 00:21:51,872
Suffocation is the key.
432
00:21:51,912 --> 00:21:54,832
Or fire.
433
00:21:54,872 --> 00:21:57,132
If I had a nickel for every time
she found the daylight
434
00:21:57,182 --> 00:21:59,221
when I thought
I had her buried...
435
00:22:01,441 --> 00:22:02,921
Never had a problem before
436
00:22:02,961 --> 00:22:04,971
or since, breaking a woman,
but that one,
437
00:22:05,011 --> 00:22:08,270
she's...
What'd you call her?
438
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:11,100
A tiger.
439
00:22:11,150 --> 00:22:12,670
Right.
440
00:22:12,710 --> 00:22:15,189
You think you're hunting her
but all the while
441
00:22:15,239 --> 00:22:17,499
you're just a mouse and
she's playing with her supper.
442
00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:21,368
[sighs]
443
00:22:21,418 --> 00:22:23,588
Probably ought
to let her be, but...
444
00:22:38,646 --> 00:22:41,566
When a man digs a grave,
445
00:22:41,606 --> 00:22:43,475
he has to fill it.
446
00:22:44,695 --> 00:22:48,005
Otherwise, it's just a hole.
447
00:23:02,973 --> 00:23:05,062
♪ ♪
448
00:23:21,770 --> 00:23:24,250
Happy now, shitbird?
449
00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:25,910
You got your money?
450
00:23:27,649 --> 00:23:29,349
People are dead.
Good men.
451
00:23:29,389 --> 00:23:31,299
And you're still
wandering the earth,
452
00:23:31,349 --> 00:23:33,438
breathing the air
they should be breathing.
453
00:23:40,008 --> 00:23:41,877
- [whines softly]
- [weak chuckle]
454
00:23:43,097 --> 00:23:44,877
A boy complains
455
00:23:44,927 --> 00:23:47,797
because he thinks
the world is unfair.
456
00:23:47,836 --> 00:23:49,756
He cries to his mother
457
00:23:49,796 --> 00:23:53,016
when the toy breaks
or the knee is skinned.
458
00:23:53,056 --> 00:23:55,545
Fuck that. You're the one
who's gonna be crying.
459
00:24:01,025 --> 00:24:03,204
A man knows better.
460
00:24:04,464 --> 00:24:07,684
The things that happen happen.
461
00:24:07,724 --> 00:24:11,203
Who lives, who dies.
462
00:24:11,253 --> 00:24:14,903
You don't yell at the boulder
for being a rock.
463
00:24:16,733 --> 00:24:19,042
[chuckles]
464
00:24:20,342 --> 00:24:23,392
You want the last word?
Here it is.
465
00:24:23,432 --> 00:24:25,781
I'll see you soon, asshole.
466
00:24:31,350 --> 00:24:33,440
[engine starts]
467
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,360
♪ ♪
468
00:25:05,206 --> 00:25:07,296
[Joaquin]
His name is Roy Tillman.
469
00:25:07,346 --> 00:25:10,385
He's the sheriff
of Stark County, North Dakota.
470
00:25:11,695 --> 00:25:14,175
Dorothy Lyon was his wife.
471
00:25:14,215 --> 00:25:16,134
She disappeared 11 years ago.
472
00:25:16,174 --> 00:25:17,964
Until now, it was presumed dead.
473
00:25:19,224 --> 00:25:20,354
[scoffs]
474
00:25:20,394 --> 00:25:23,003
I saw him.
475
00:25:23,053 --> 00:25:24,013
Yesterday.
476
00:25:24,053 --> 00:25:25,923
At the Lyon Estate.
477
00:25:25,963 --> 00:25:27,623
What was he doing there?
478
00:25:29,143 --> 00:25:31,402
Looking for his wife,
I'm guessing.
479
00:25:33,622 --> 00:25:36,542
He's a real "I am the law" type,
480
00:25:36,582 --> 00:25:39,151
- her husband. - Except his version
of the law is spending
481
00:25:39,191 --> 00:25:41,371
a million dollars
on tactical gear
482
00:25:41,411 --> 00:25:43,980
and weapons
on the taxpayer's dollar,
483
00:25:44,030 --> 00:25:47,120
and then gifting them
to a right-wing militia.
484
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,730
Run by Roy's father-in-law.
485
00:25:48,770 --> 00:25:49,900
Current father-in-law.
486
00:25:52,819 --> 00:25:55,339
But how's Dorothy
gonna help you with that?
487
00:25:55,379 --> 00:25:58,039
She hasn't been
Mrs. Tillman in ten years.
488
00:25:58,079 --> 00:25:59,998
He runs a tight ship,
the sheriff.
489
00:26:00,038 --> 00:26:01,038
Nobody talks.
490
00:26:01,088 --> 00:26:02,518
People disappear.
Nadine...
491
00:26:02,568 --> 00:26:04,178
- Mrs. Lyon.
- She knows all the players,
492
00:26:04,218 --> 00:26:06,917
maybe even where
the bodies are buried.
493
00:26:06,957 --> 00:26:09,787
We use her to flip them.
494
00:26:11,527 --> 00:26:14,706
[Joaquin]
The son or the ranch foreman.
495
00:26:20,365 --> 00:26:22,105
Do you know where she is?
496
00:26:24,065 --> 00:26:25,535
I do not.
497
00:26:30,374 --> 00:26:32,454
What about the abuse?
498
00:26:32,504 --> 00:26:35,683
The fact that
he used to beat her?
499
00:26:35,723 --> 00:26:37,763
Or the current crimes,
kidnapping attempts?
500
00:26:39,243 --> 00:26:43,202
Conspiracy to kill
a North Dakota state trooper.
501
00:26:43,252 --> 00:26:45,732
Or, I mean, this bystander
they grabbed up yesterday.
502
00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:47,122
Probably took him
back to the ranch,
503
00:26:47,172 --> 00:26:48,382
thinking he's Wayne.
504
00:26:48,432 --> 00:26:50,301
I say that we
505
00:26:50,341 --> 00:26:53,301
get a warrant
and go there today. Now.
506
00:26:53,351 --> 00:26:54,561
God knows what
they're gonna do with him
507
00:26:54,611 --> 00:26:55,561
when they realize he's a fake.
508
00:26:55,611 --> 00:26:57,390
And if he's not there?
509
00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:01,310
Then we showed our hand,
he closes ranks, Mister...
510
00:27:01,350 --> 00:27:03,180
Seymour.
511
00:27:03,220 --> 00:27:04,879
Ends up thrown off a cliff
somewhere in Wyoming,
512
00:27:04,919 --> 00:27:06,399
never to be seen again.
513
00:27:06,449 --> 00:27:07,929
Yeah.
514
00:27:11,408 --> 00:27:13,018
If you see her.
515
00:27:13,058 --> 00:27:14,578
I'll call.
516
00:27:16,588 --> 00:27:18,277
That's how this works, right?
517
00:27:18,327 --> 00:27:21,677
You help me.
I help you.
518
00:27:21,717 --> 00:27:24,067
And we all help Dorothy.
519
00:27:24,117 --> 00:27:26,676
You know... the victim.
520
00:27:30,426 --> 00:27:31,906
[clack]
521
00:27:33,515 --> 00:27:35,775
- [crowd exclaims]
- [applause] - [Lars sighs]
522
00:27:37,075 --> 00:27:38,645
Shit.
523
00:27:40,904 --> 00:27:42,084
I'm bored.
524
00:27:42,124 --> 00:27:43,654
Uh-huh.
525
00:27:46,744 --> 00:27:48,263
Whose are these?
526
00:27:48,303 --> 00:27:50,313
Don't touch that.
527
00:27:50,353 --> 00:27:51,963
How come?
528
00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:54,532
It's not a toy.
It's a tool.
529
00:27:55,482 --> 00:27:56,792
[clack]
530
00:27:56,832 --> 00:27:59,182
Then why do they say
"play the drums"?
531
00:28:00,492 --> 00:28:02,711
Okay, I got to go out,
532
00:28:02,751 --> 00:28:04,841
see my physical therapist.
533
00:28:06,361 --> 00:28:08,411
What about dinner?
534
00:28:09,630 --> 00:28:13,020
Um, she'll bring you something.
535
00:28:13,070 --> 00:28:14,460
Probably.
536
00:28:16,199 --> 00:28:17,989
Okay.
537
00:28:18,029 --> 00:28:20,509
Don't burn the house down.
538
00:28:22,209 --> 00:28:23,339
[car alarm chirps]
539
00:28:24,298 --> 00:28:25,688
[car door opens]
540
00:28:25,728 --> 00:28:27,778
- [car door closes]
- [engine starts]
541
00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:32,867
[drumsticks tapping]
542
00:28:54,454 --> 00:28:57,064
Problem, maybe.
543
00:28:58,414 --> 00:29:00,713
Vivian or his man
won't take my call.
544
00:29:00,763 --> 00:29:04,243
Out of the office,
his girl said. Unreachable.
545
00:29:04,283 --> 00:29:05,813
Unreachable?
546
00:29:05,853 --> 00:29:08,632
Indefinitely unreachable.
547
00:29:09,942 --> 00:29:11,722
What are they up to?
548
00:29:11,772 --> 00:29:14,641
Uh, holding our feet
to the fire, maybe.
549
00:29:14,681 --> 00:29:17,251
Playing hard to get.
Uh...
550
00:29:17,301 --> 00:29:18,861
and then...
551
00:29:18,911 --> 00:29:20,211
there's this.
552
00:29:21,211 --> 00:29:22,690
What's that?
553
00:29:22,740 --> 00:29:25,430
Uh, it's a...
it's a dress shirt, I think.
554
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,390
It's pink.
555
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:30,219
Uh, someone dropped
this off for you at reception.
556
00:29:30,259 --> 00:29:32,349
- For me?
- Yeah.
557
00:29:32,399 --> 00:29:33,879
It's monogrammed.
558
00:29:33,919 --> 00:29:35,879
So it is.
559
00:29:36,838 --> 00:29:38,058
V.D.
560
00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:42,838
Oh, and you got this note.
561
00:29:52,106 --> 00:29:54,636
- Security saw this?
- Yeah.
562
00:29:54,676 --> 00:29:57,116
They got a handwriting guy
working on it, they said.
563
00:29:57,156 --> 00:29:59,985
Seeing if they can
trace the author.
564
00:30:00,025 --> 00:30:01,725
What's it mean, you think...
565
00:30:01,765 --> 00:30:03,295
"Not on my watch"?
566
00:30:03,335 --> 00:30:04,905
And what's with the silver star?
567
00:30:04,945 --> 00:30:07,124
Means the deal's off.
568
00:30:08,294 --> 00:30:10,254
Thanks to Dorothy's husband.
569
00:30:11,254 --> 00:30:12,513
- Wayne?
- No.
570
00:30:12,563 --> 00:30:13,863
Idiot.
571
00:30:13,913 --> 00:30:16,613
The first husband.
The sheriff.
572
00:30:16,653 --> 00:30:19,522
I didn't give him
what he wanted, so...
573
00:30:19,562 --> 00:30:21,872
this is tit for that.
574
00:30:21,922 --> 00:30:24,052
[Jerome]
Look who's up and around.
575
00:30:24,092 --> 00:30:25,612
Oh, not now.
576
00:30:25,662 --> 00:30:27,401
Oh, Mrs. Lyon.
577
00:30:27,441 --> 00:30:29,181
Hey there, slugger.
578
00:30:29,231 --> 00:30:30,971
How are you feeling?
579
00:30:33,671 --> 00:30:35,890
- Confused.
- [Lorraine] I thought
580
00:30:35,930 --> 00:30:38,150
- you were taking him to the house.
- [Jerome] Yes, ma'am,
581
00:30:38,190 --> 00:30:40,150
but he wanted to see you.
582
00:30:41,150 --> 00:30:42,719
[Wayne]
I want to go home.
583
00:30:43,629 --> 00:30:46,109
My home.
584
00:30:47,199 --> 00:30:48,588
Sorry.
585
00:30:48,638 --> 00:30:50,468
Your wife burned the house down.
586
00:30:50,508 --> 00:30:52,818
[Jerome] I told him,
but he keeps asking for her.
587
00:30:52,858 --> 00:30:55,118
Mrs. Lyon.
588
00:30:55,168 --> 00:30:57,427
The other.
589
00:30:57,467 --> 00:30:59,077
Mm.
590
00:30:59,127 --> 00:31:00,997
She...
591
00:31:01,037 --> 00:31:03,296
she went out of town
for a few days.
592
00:31:03,346 --> 00:31:05,306
Sightseeing.
593
00:31:05,346 --> 00:31:07,256
And took Scotty with her.
594
00:31:07,306 --> 00:31:09,826
They said
you're supposed to rest.
595
00:31:09,876 --> 00:31:12,965
So, Jerome's gonna
take you home.
596
00:31:13,005 --> 00:31:16,925
We made up your old room,
we got out all your stuffies.
597
00:31:16,965 --> 00:31:19,964
I'll be home later,
and we can visit.
598
00:31:21,094 --> 00:31:23,794
Chef's making boeuf bourguignon
599
00:31:23,844 --> 00:31:25,883
with those-those little
onions you like.
600
00:31:25,933 --> 00:31:30,363
M... M-Mom, I wa... I w...
601
00:31:43,031 --> 00:31:45,291
Get Vivian's cell phone number,
602
00:31:45,341 --> 00:31:46,950
I don't care how.
603
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,120
And then gas up the Porsche.
604
00:31:51,470 --> 00:31:53,210
Where am I going?
605
00:31:57,349 --> 00:31:59,479
To steal an election.
606
00:31:59,519 --> 00:32:01,608
♪ ♪
607
00:32:25,895 --> 00:32:27,985
[muffled drumming]
608
00:32:43,043 --> 00:32:45,082
[drumming continues]
609
00:33:04,190 --> 00:33:06,669
Look at you.
610
00:33:06,709 --> 00:33:08,889
[chuckles]
This is a nice kit.
611
00:33:08,929 --> 00:33:10,239
Well, it ought to be.
612
00:33:10,279 --> 00:33:11,979
Cost enough.
613
00:33:12,019 --> 00:33:14,018
Yeah, that was his last dream,
614
00:33:14,068 --> 00:33:16,238
Mr. Pie in the Sky.
615
00:33:17,548 --> 00:33:18,638
How was your day?
616
00:33:19,588 --> 00:33:21,197
Super boring.
617
00:33:23,117 --> 00:33:24,247
Where's Lars?
618
00:33:24,287 --> 00:33:25,337
He left.
619
00:33:25,377 --> 00:33:27,077
He...
620
00:33:27,117 --> 00:33:28,596
Physical therapy or something.
621
00:33:28,646 --> 00:33:31,206
But that was, like, an hour ago.
622
00:33:31,256 --> 00:33:33,086
Did you bring dinner?
623
00:33:34,126 --> 00:33:35,775
What was the last thing you ate?
624
00:33:35,825 --> 00:33:37,995
I had some crackers before.
625
00:33:38,045 --> 00:33:39,605
Like, at lunch.
626
00:33:41,565 --> 00:33:42,654
[grunts]
627
00:33:43,744 --> 00:33:45,094
Okay, then.
628
00:33:45,134 --> 00:33:46,224
Let's get your stuff.
629
00:33:46,264 --> 00:33:47,924
Where are we going?
630
00:33:47,964 --> 00:33:49,704
To Grandma's.
631
00:34:07,021 --> 00:34:09,331
Yeah, you'll be safe here.
632
00:34:10,421 --> 00:34:11,720
[Wink]
All right,
633
00:34:11,770 --> 00:34:13,550
let them have it, boys.
634
00:34:13,590 --> 00:34:16,080
Nein! Ich bin ein Amrikaner.
635
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,990
No, they're not! Fire!
636
00:34:18,030 --> 00:34:19,689
[imitates explosions]
637
00:34:19,729 --> 00:34:22,039
- Aah!
- [doorbell rings]
638
00:34:30,478 --> 00:34:31,998
Look who I found.
639
00:34:36,227 --> 00:34:38,267
Go ahead.
640
00:34:41,406 --> 00:34:42,706
Daddy!
641
00:34:47,276 --> 00:34:48,625
Scotty.
642
00:34:51,195 --> 00:34:52,285
Hey.
643
00:34:54,455 --> 00:34:57,024
- I love you.
- [Scotty] I missed you so much.
644
00:34:57,064 --> 00:34:58,374
[Wayne]
Oh, Scotty.
645
00:34:58,414 --> 00:35:00,114
[Scotty]
Guess what, yesterday I got...
646
00:35:00,154 --> 00:35:01,764
[clears throat]
647
00:35:01,814 --> 00:35:03,633
- [Wayne speaks indistinctly]
- [Scotty] Yeah.
648
00:35:03,683 --> 00:35:05,643
- [Wayne] Oh, yeah?
- [Scotty] Your hand looks better.
649
00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:15,392
What, did her mother have her
650
00:35:15,432 --> 00:35:17,521
turning tricks
outside the Save Mart?
651
00:35:18,521 --> 00:35:19,871
I'm sorry?
652
00:35:19,911 --> 00:35:22,001
Don't do that.
Women who apologize
653
00:35:22,041 --> 00:35:24,051
for things that
aren't their fault
654
00:35:24,091 --> 00:35:27,270
might as well have "welcome mat"
written on their faces.
655
00:35:29,620 --> 00:35:30,970
Now you tell me.
656
00:35:34,269 --> 00:35:35,669
What's that?
657
00:35:37,019 --> 00:35:38,629
That's the history
of your daughter-in-law,
658
00:35:38,668 --> 00:35:41,368
written in punches
and chokeholds.
659
00:35:43,718 --> 00:35:45,588
Well, I'm sure I don't
need to see that.
660
00:35:46,587 --> 00:35:47,807
People who claim to be victims
661
00:35:47,847 --> 00:35:49,197
are the downfall
of this country.
662
00:35:49,247 --> 00:35:52,937
Mrs. Lyon,
have you ever in your life
663
00:35:52,987 --> 00:35:54,246
heard your daughter-in-law say
664
00:35:54,286 --> 00:35:55,856
that she was a victim?
Of anything?
665
00:35:55,896 --> 00:35:58,206
You may not like it,
but sometimes
666
00:35:58,246 --> 00:35:59,996
crimes are committed
against people.
667
00:36:00,036 --> 00:36:02,605
They're victimized.
And it's not their fault.
668
00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:05,735
I told him not to marry her.
669
00:36:05,775 --> 00:36:07,175
This whole sordid mess.
670
00:36:07,215 --> 00:36:08,954
You're saying
if a woman is abused
671
00:36:08,994 --> 00:36:10,604
and she manages to escape,
672
00:36:10,654 --> 00:36:13,484
she should move to the woods,
live in a tree,
673
00:36:13,524 --> 00:36:15,703
free from the burdens
of basic human contact?
674
00:36:15,743 --> 00:36:17,833
God forbid
she gets a fresh start,
675
00:36:17,873 --> 00:36:19,703
a good man to wash out
the taste of the bad.
676
00:36:19,743 --> 00:36:21,053
I don't like your tone.
677
00:36:21,093 --> 00:36:22,532
Tough shit.
678
00:36:26,322 --> 00:36:29,451
Some of us work for a living
and go home to empty houses
679
00:36:29,491 --> 00:36:31,761
or-or houses that should be
empty but are instead filled
680
00:36:31,801 --> 00:36:35,021
with the dirty underpants
of our man-child spouses.
681
00:36:35,061 --> 00:36:37,540
Your problem
is you think that you're rich
682
00:36:37,590 --> 00:36:38,760
cause you're better than me.
683
00:36:38,810 --> 00:36:39,850
Oh, please.
684
00:36:39,890 --> 00:36:41,720
We're the same.
685
00:36:41,770 --> 00:36:44,939
Up before dawn,
making our mark on the world.
686
00:36:44,989 --> 00:36:48,769
- But you know who you're
really in sync with? - Hm?
687
00:36:48,819 --> 00:36:50,559
Dorothy.
688
00:36:51,558 --> 00:36:52,558
Yeah.
689
00:36:52,598 --> 00:36:54,168
I know you don't want to see it,
690
00:36:54,208 --> 00:36:56,348
but let me tell you what I see.
691
00:36:56,388 --> 00:37:00,177
I see a woman
who outsmarted two kidnappers,
692
00:37:00,217 --> 00:37:02,957
killed one of them
and nearly killed the other
693
00:37:02,997 --> 00:37:05,137
and who probably saved your son
and granddaughter's lives
694
00:37:05,177 --> 00:37:07,616
when they came at her
again at the house.
695
00:37:07,656 --> 00:37:10,966
I see a woman who doesn't quit,
no matter what.
696
00:37:11,006 --> 00:37:13,145
Who won't be silenced.
697
00:37:13,185 --> 00:37:14,965
And, unlike you,
698
00:37:15,015 --> 00:37:17,145
who never complains.
699
00:37:18,495 --> 00:37:19,925
Even when her mother-in-law
has her committed
700
00:37:19,975 --> 00:37:21,584
to a mental hospital.
701
00:37:24,844 --> 00:37:26,284
So I brought you her file
702
00:37:26,324 --> 00:37:28,373
so at least you could be
an educated asshole.
703
00:37:30,943 --> 00:37:32,943
Come work for me.
704
00:37:34,373 --> 00:37:35,682
What?
705
00:37:35,722 --> 00:37:37,512
You saw the security team.
706
00:37:37,552 --> 00:37:39,292
All those dicks.
707
00:37:39,342 --> 00:37:41,602
Think about how that looks
for a woman in my position.
708
00:37:41,642 --> 00:37:44,211
Come be window dressing...
that's the offer?
709
00:37:44,251 --> 00:37:46,821
No, no.
Come run the security team,
710
00:37:46,861 --> 00:37:48,301
be their boss.
711
00:37:48,341 --> 00:37:50,910
- [scoffs]
- I know you need the money.
712
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:53,180
I can help with your debt,
consolidate it,
713
00:37:53,220 --> 00:37:54,610
set up a payment schedule,
714
00:37:54,660 --> 00:37:56,829
get the jackals off your back.
715
00:37:57,879 --> 00:37:59,749
Name your price.
716
00:38:01,359 --> 00:38:02,399
That's...
717
00:38:03,619 --> 00:38:05,358
I've got a job.
718
00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:09,278
Cleaning vomit out of
the back of a squad car.
719
00:38:09,318 --> 00:38:12,327
And look what
they make you wear.
720
00:38:12,367 --> 00:38:15,937
I'm talking about
a white collar job,
721
00:38:15,977 --> 00:38:18,586
a white collar salary
with benefits,
722
00:38:18,636 --> 00:38:21,326
running a team of agents,
traveling the world.
723
00:38:21,376 --> 00:38:23,856
I mean, you can't-you can't
seriously turn that down.
724
00:38:23,896 --> 00:38:26,335
Otherwise, you and I
are nothing alike.
725
00:38:29,645 --> 00:38:31,205
[scoffs quietly]
726
00:38:33,384 --> 00:38:35,164
It's kind of you.
727
00:38:35,214 --> 00:38:36,564
No, it's not.
728
00:38:37,784 --> 00:38:39,524
It's smart.
729
00:38:40,823 --> 00:38:42,393
Take the job.
730
00:38:43,743 --> 00:38:45,393
I...
731
00:38:45,443 --> 00:38:47,652
I-I've got to think about it,
732
00:38:47,702 --> 00:38:49,792
- if that's...
- Don't ask for permission.
733
00:38:52,532 --> 00:38:53,792
Right.
734
00:38:54,971 --> 00:38:56,921
I'm gonna think about it.
735
00:38:58,271 --> 00:39:00,891
And in the meantime,
736
00:39:00,931 --> 00:39:03,450
think about what I said.
737
00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:05,020
About Dorothy.
738
00:39:05,060 --> 00:39:07,720
She's out there somewhere.
739
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,159
And she's not asking for help.
740
00:39:10,199 --> 00:39:12,109
But she needs it.
741
00:39:19,988 --> 00:39:22,038
You've got 24 hours.
742
00:39:23,258 --> 00:39:25,167
Or the opportunity disappears.
743
00:39:28,347 --> 00:39:30,307
That's how the world works.
744
00:39:30,347 --> 00:39:32,396
This brief window.
745
00:39:33,956 --> 00:39:35,526
Thank you.
746
00:39:35,566 --> 00:39:37,356
Aw, bet you didn't think
you were gonna say that
747
00:39:37,396 --> 00:39:39,525
and mean it
when you walked in here.
748
00:39:51,144 --> 00:39:53,233
[muffled music playing]
749
00:39:55,803 --> 00:39:57,853
♪ ♪
750
00:40:23,829 --> 00:40:25,309
Mr. Dugger.
751
00:40:28,399 --> 00:40:29,748
- I have a call for you.
- What?
752
00:40:29,788 --> 00:40:32,788
Thank you. Thanks.
753
00:40:32,838 --> 00:40:35,578
Danish Graves,
Redemption Services,
754
00:40:35,618 --> 00:40:37,227
in case you forgot.
755
00:40:37,277 --> 00:40:39,097
And I have Mrs. Lyon
on the phone.
756
00:40:39,147 --> 00:40:40,447
For you.
757
00:40:40,497 --> 00:40:41,537
What?
758
00:40:51,245 --> 00:40:52,285
Hello?
759
00:40:52,325 --> 00:40:54,415
Are your balls in your belly,
760
00:40:54,465 --> 00:40:57,245
looking for a safe
place to hide?
761
00:40:58,554 --> 00:41:00,464
Good.
762
00:41:00,514 --> 00:41:01,994
Listen to me.
763
00:41:02,034 --> 00:41:03,774
I'm pulling the offer.
764
00:41:03,814 --> 00:41:05,903
That $100 million
765
00:41:05,953 --> 00:41:08,993
is going to Mesa Prudential
766
00:41:09,043 --> 00:41:12,133
out in Flagstaff.
767
00:41:12,173 --> 00:41:14,692
What you get instead
is the full might
768
00:41:14,742 --> 00:41:17,222
of the federal government
769
00:41:17,262 --> 00:41:19,352
reading the shit stains
in your underwear
770
00:41:19,392 --> 00:41:21,701
like tea leaves.
771
00:41:21,751 --> 00:41:23,311
Mrs. Lyon...
772
00:41:23,361 --> 00:41:25,231
Quiet.
773
00:41:25,271 --> 00:41:27,190
A grown-up is talking.
774
00:41:27,230 --> 00:41:31,760
I called the SEC chairman
personally.
775
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:34,149
And as we speak,
776
00:41:34,189 --> 00:41:36,409
two dozen federal agents
777
00:41:36,459 --> 00:41:40,759
are in your office,
seizing your books.
778
00:41:40,809 --> 00:41:44,028
They've also frozen
every personal
779
00:41:44,068 --> 00:41:47,208
and business bank account
you've got.
780
00:41:47,248 --> 00:41:49,077
So...
781
00:41:49,117 --> 00:41:51,297
I hope you didn't give
all your walking-around money
782
00:41:51,337 --> 00:41:53,517
to that stripper.
783
00:41:55,946 --> 00:41:59,126
Oh. Plus, I-I hear
784
00:41:59,166 --> 00:42:01,046
your son is starting
his freshman year
785
00:42:01,086 --> 00:42:03,305
at, um, Notre Dame?
786
00:42:03,345 --> 00:42:07,485
Except, whoops.
[clicks tongue]
787
00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:10,135
- [phone ringing]
- You're late on tuition.
788
00:42:10,175 --> 00:42:13,874
- [phone continues ringing]
- So, hmm.
789
00:42:13,924 --> 00:42:15,314
Oh, that ring you hear...
790
00:42:15,354 --> 00:42:17,663
that's your son
on the other line
791
00:42:17,703 --> 00:42:20,713
calling to tell you
he's been expelled.
792
00:42:20,753 --> 00:42:22,673
Mrs. Lyon, please.
793
00:42:22,713 --> 00:42:24,623
Oh, "please."
794
00:42:24,673 --> 00:42:26,892
That's your secret weapon?
795
00:42:26,932 --> 00:42:29,242
[scoffs]
796
00:42:29,282 --> 00:42:31,542
Do you want to know
what your mistake was?
797
00:42:31,592 --> 00:42:35,241
It was thinking
death is the worst thing
798
00:42:35,291 --> 00:42:36,901
that could happen to you.
799
00:42:38,071 --> 00:42:39,860
So, congratulations.
800
00:42:39,900 --> 00:42:42,900
The sheriff's
not gonna kill you.
801
00:42:42,950 --> 00:42:46,560
Instead you're going to live
the rest of your days
802
00:42:46,599 --> 00:42:48,649
in squalor,
803
00:42:48,689 --> 00:42:50,689
surrounded by
the dead-eyed stares
804
00:42:50,739 --> 00:42:53,609
of your futureless children.
805
00:42:55,828 --> 00:42:57,048
[short chuckle]
806
00:43:05,057 --> 00:43:06,577
Have a nice night.
807
00:43:33,993 --> 00:43:36,083
♪ ♪
808
00:44:06,798 --> 00:44:07,978
[paper rustles]
809
00:46:39,147 --> 00:46:42,107
[man]
Now I get it.
810
00:46:42,157 --> 00:46:44,197
[rooster crows]
811
00:46:48,206 --> 00:46:48,246
[roars]
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