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Ah-ah-ah! Country
And western is blue.
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Great. I gotta spin my
Morning color coding albums
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While andy's off
Somewhere having a vacation.
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Hot mic.
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Available now at the
Greater cincinnati area
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And it's 20 minutes before
10 on the mighty krp,
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This is your house physician
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Delving deep into
His little black bag
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For a dose of medicinal music
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From way back in
1965! Mr. Wilson pickett!
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You know it really
Hurts me to think
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You're gonna do this man.
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I mean I can't believe
This! So shallow!
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No. I think it'll be fun and
Good for your career, johnny.
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What career?
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He's got a career, he
Doesn't need a career.
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Right. All I need is money.
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It's always the money, isn't it?
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You know, you used
To be my idol man?
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- yeah.
- 'cause you were different.
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I mean you stayed away
From things like this.
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Need I remind you
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That I have two growing
Ex-wives to support?
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Do you have any
Idea how much it cost
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To keep bitter,
Vindictive women happy?
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You did television
Before, didn't you, johnny?
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Uh, yeah, once I did
A little commercial.
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- it wasn't very good though.
- it was good.
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It was "150 rock 'n' roll
Classics for a dollar."
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Yeah, it wasn't good, they
Were about 20 seconds long.
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Yeah, but you were good.
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See, uh, all I'm gonna do is
Do what I'm doin' right here.
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But they're gonna
Point the camera at me,
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And they're gonna
Give me 500 bucks a week.
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Andy says he thinks it'll
Help build an audience
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For my morning show.
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- he needs the money.
- I do need the money.
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- I owe bailey...
- a lot!
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You know how much he owes me?
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Yeah, I-I, yeah, I
Know, I owe you too.
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For what I think were
Rigged football games.
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They were not rigged.
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Come on, man.
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There was something deeply
Weird about that ohio state game.
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You lost that game
Fair and square, mr. Tv.
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I am not mr. Tv.
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And-and that's the
Whole point, man.
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When you look at television,
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You never see rock 'n roll
Really presented well, you know.
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And I think I've got a
Chance here to kinda make...
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Do you think they're gonna
Let you do what you wanna do?
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Well, they hired me.
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Now, I don't think they're gonna
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Pay me for something I can't do.
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Venus, I think you're jealous.
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- jealous?
- yeah.
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I can do television,
I've done it before.
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Oh!
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Yeah, not often, but I did it.
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Yeah? What did you do?
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Kiddy show.
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A what?
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A kiddy show.
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Uncle venus?
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No, I was sailor ned.
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Sailor ned.
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And that's exactly
What you're gonna be.
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Anyway, bailey, I
Want you to know
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I appreciate your
Support in this.
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And you got it, johnny.
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Yeah, so you'll take
Me down there, huh?
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Oh, no, johnny,
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I've-I've got, uh,
Something important to do.
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What?
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I don't know, but I
Remember it as being
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Something extremely important.
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I'll take you down there.
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Oh, no man.
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I don't want you to
Come near a tv station.
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Some of it might rub off on you.
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No, I'll take you in there, so
You won't bump in anything.
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No, no, no, no I'll
Walk, I'll hitchhike.
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I'll be all right.
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No, I wanna take you.
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It's awful hard to
Say no to uncle ned.
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- sailor ned.
- I'm sorry.
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You know I...
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Had a little dance...
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Little... Ho ho to do do...
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Yeah, I had my own theme
Song and everything.
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♪ baby, if you've
Ever wondered ♪
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♪ wondered whatever
Became of me ♪
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♪ I'm livin' on the
Air in cincinnati ♪
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♪ cincinnati, wkrp ♪
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♪ got kind of tired of
Packin' and unpackin' ♪
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♪ town to town, up
And down the dial ♪
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♪ maybe you and me
Were never meant to be ♪
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♪ just maybe think
Of me once in a while ♪
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♪ I'm at wkrp in cincinnati... ♪
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Hey, john, this
Is show business.
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Yeah.
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I just asked her for a
Couple of good turntables,
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You know, but...
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John! There he is,
The star of our show.
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- hey, hey, good to see you.
- it's good to see you.
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Ha-ha!
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Uh, this is my man,
Venus flytrap.
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This is avis dropkin,
She hired me.
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- oh, hi.
- I know venus.
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I listen to you all the
Time, I love your stuff.
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- thank you.
- hey, you know,
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You might be right for
Another show we're developing.
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- really?
- yeah.
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Well, I...
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- he doesn't like television.
- oh, yeah, I do.
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Yeah, I used to be, uh, ned,
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- a little dance and...
- yeah.
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Really! Excuse me, just
One second, will you?
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I've got a surprise for
You, you stay right there.
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Max! Where's that standup?
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All that stuff about being poor.
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Yeah, I see why
You took this gig,
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That's a nice lookin' lady.
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Oh, come on. You don't
Think another pretty face's
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- gonna turn my head, do you?
- right off your shoulders.
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Hey, man, I mean it's just
For the money, you know.
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That is all. The rest
Of this is just gravy.
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Wish I had a biscuit.
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Man on pa: okay,
Heat 'em up, george.
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Hey, man! This is
Incredible! Look at this!
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Yeah, this kinda makes
You wanna dance,
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- doesn't that?
- yeah.
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Wait till you see this, john.
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Okay, max, bring it right
Up here, right there.
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Set it right down
There, that's it.
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Ho-ho!
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What do you think, john?
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What is it?
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Well, it's you!
Don't you see it?
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- me?
- yeah.
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W-why, what is it for?
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We're gonna put these in
Every record store in cincinnati
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And that is just the beginning.
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No, no, no, no, no, avis.
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Uh... Come on, it's-it's
Bad trick photography.
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Th-th-the head 's too
Small for the body.
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- it is?
- oh, don't worry, it'll work.
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Your head is too
Small for your body.
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Thank you, ned.
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See what we've got here.
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Barry manilow, barry
Gibb, barry white.
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You forgot barry goldwater.
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Gee. I'm... I'm sorry. I
Thought you'd like it.
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Not too much.
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Well, you'll get used
To it. It's television.
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I-I-I can't play this stuff.
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I mean, here, I-I brought
Some records see,
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- uh, allman brothers, - john.
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- ray charles, - johnny!
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- buddy holly...
- johnny, listen to me.
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This is just for
The opening show.
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It's just for the premier.
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Get it off to a big
Push, you know.
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Then we'll go from there.
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Why don't we push off
In the right direction?
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Trust me. I know what I'm doing.
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Now you're just a
Little nervous, that's all.
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We're getting close to airtime,
I think you better change.
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- change?
- into what?
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Oh, ha-ha-ha, very funny.
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I-I was just gonna
Wear this, you know.
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Oh, johnny, no you
Can't wear that.
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You got a whole wardrobe
In your dressing room,
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It's over there.
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And you're gonna
Need some makeup.
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Now I listen, I tell you what.
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You go on over and I'll
Meet you there. Okay?
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Max, you made that
Damn head too small.
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Wardrobe.
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Probably a clown suit!
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I told you this
Was gonna happen.
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Well, it better not
Happen like that
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Or it ain't gonna happen at all,
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I just have to straighten
Her out, it's simple.
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In the meantime, you
Can put on some makeup.
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Maybe some rouge,
Little lipstick.
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Yeah, yeah. Is that what
Fireman ned used to do?
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Venus: sailor ned.
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Well, this is my dressing room.
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At least until she gets here.
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Wow! This is nice!
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Well, it's just a
Dressing room, man.
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I mean, you don't think the
Doctor is gonna be bought out
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By a dressing room
With a fully stocked bar.
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I wonder when she's
Gonna do the other show.
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Your show?
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- yeah, yeah, just a thought.
- yeah.
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Well, you'll probably
Find out real soon, pal.
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She'll give you a little call,
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And invite you out for dinner.
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Boy, we must have put
Down about five bottles
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Of this over our dinner.
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- I bet you did.
- yeah.
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Where'd you sign the contract?
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At the dinner table
Or at her apartment?
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Well, I really don't remember.
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But, you know, it's just a
Standard contract, nothing much.
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Well, I hope you had
A lawyer look it over.
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Hey man! I can read!
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I have signed a few
Contracts in my day, you know.
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How do you think
I got where I am?
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Avis: knock, knock.
Are you decent?
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No, I'm not. You
Hurry on in here.
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- ha-ha! Oh, you are funny.
- yeah.
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- champagne!
- mm-hmm.
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Perfect.
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- mind if I pour myself one?
- help yourself.
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Not too much for you
Before airtime though.
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Yeah.
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Uh, about airtime, avis, uh...
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We gotta have a little chat here
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'cause I think we
Got some problems.
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Oh! Wait a minute! You
Haven't changed yet, your suit.
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I tell you I don't know
Where my head is today.
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I completely forgot
To show you your suit.
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Wait till you see these, johnny.
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Holy cow! That's really nice.
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- they are the...
- disco suits.
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Yeah.
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- I'm supposed to wear these?
- yeah.
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What if people are eating
While they're watching?
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Johnny, what is wrong?
I-I picked these out myself.
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Oh, well, uh...
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It's just all disco,
You know, I mean,
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Disco is dead, thank god.
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John, this is a dance show.
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It's visual. It's physical.
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- it's tv.
- yeah.
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I mean kids don't dance
To the grateful dead.
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I mean, I love 'em, you
Love 'em, we all do.
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Let's get a little mellow
And listen to them sometime.
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But not here.
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Here is different, right baby?
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Here we dance.
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So let's get dressed.
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Avis, I don't do disco.
It's like the man says,
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00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,152
"It's gotta be
Rock 'n' roll music
248
00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:12,088
If you wanna dance with me."
249
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,090
Well, johnny.
250
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:17,548
Like the lady says,
"Let's get dressed."
251
00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:20,762
- I remember that.
- good.
252
00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:21,786
Uh,
253
00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,802
Well, then why don't I
Dress like I'm dressed
254
00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:29,193
And, uh, play the
Records that I play?
255
00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:33,275
I'm sorry. No.
256
00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:36,746
Well, looks like it's
Time for "Got to walk."
257
00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:37,847
John, uh...
258
00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,682
You see, john won't
Play what you want.
259
00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:41,417
- just a moment please.
- yes.
260
00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:42,441
Just a moment.
261
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,122
Johnny, a lot of people
Have worked very hard
262
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,324
On "Got to dance"
To make it work.
263
00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:50,592
Lot of jobs are on the
Line here, including mine.
264
00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:51,593
I'm sorry.
265
00:10:51,617 --> 00:10:54,230
He's sorry. He really is sorry.
266
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:55,598
So, you see, you
Cannot leave now.
267
00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:57,166
Not at this late date.
268
00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:58,700
We are on the air in 45 minutes.
269
00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:01,070
Yeah, uh, I didn't know
It's gonna be like this.
270
00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,538
- he didn't know.
- no.
271
00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:04,673
Can't you just find
Somebody else?
272
00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:06,208
You could find somebody else.
273
00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:08,199
I've to, uh...
Samurai ned is here.
274
00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,582
I don't want anybody else.
275
00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:15,006
I want johnny fever.
276
00:11:16,575 --> 00:11:18,254
Look, john, I think
What we should do,
277
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:20,238
Is just cut right
To the chase here.
278
00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:23,225
Now if you walk out that door,
279
00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:25,561
They're gonna call
That breach of contract.
280
00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:28,564
They? Uh, who're "They"?
281
00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:30,332
The people who own this station
282
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,101
And five other ones.
283
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,335
Now I won't be able to stop them
284
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,471
From suing you, and they will.
285
00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:36,761
So let 'em.
286
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,310
Johnny...
287
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,334
Do you think I wanna
See that happen?
288
00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:45,170
I mean after...
289
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:49,351
Baby, come on.
290
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:50,820
You ever tried to get
Blood out of a stone.
291
00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,276
Well, stone's his middle name.
292
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:57,326
You know, maybe I'm not
Making myself real clear here.
293
00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,270
Our backs are up
Against the wall.
294
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,253
Oh! Johnny!
295
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,534
I care about you!
296
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,337
I don't wanna see you
Ending up with nothing.
297
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,639
Well, listen honey, uh,
298
00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:13,743
I've been livin' on next to
Nothing for most of my life.
299
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:15,144
Well, listen
Honey, you try livin'
300
00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:18,380
On a fourth of next to nothing
For the rest of your life.
301
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,182
Because it'll mean
Garnishment of your salary
302
00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:21,246
And they will do it.
303
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,686
Now, baby don't be a fool.
304
00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:27,489
I have big plans
For you in this show.
305
00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:29,124
And if you screw that
Up, they'll make you pay.
306
00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:30,308
Don't you think they won't?
307
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,831
Can't you just please
Find somebody else?
308
00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:38,500
I don't want somebody else!
309
00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:40,102
I hired you!
310
00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:42,738
Johnny fever to get out
There and smile and laugh
311
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,506
And dance and shake your booty
312
00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:46,811
Because that's what those
Kids expectin' my darling.
313
00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:50,401
That is exactly what you
Are going to give them.
314
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,320
Now, I'm sorry that...
315
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,529
We have to talk like
This. I don't like it.
316
00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:01,398
I'm a nice person,
You know that.
317
00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:04,648
So why don't you
Shave, pick out an outfit,
318
00:13:05,719 --> 00:13:07,462
And get ready to dance?
319
00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:09,398
And I'm gonna go out
And finish setting up,
320
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,462
And I will be out
There waiting for you.
321
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,365
And one more thing...
322
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,038
- good luck, baby.
- oh.
323
00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:17,361
I love you.
324
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:19,798
See you there.
325
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,572
- doesn't worry me.
- nah!
326
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,686
Hey, are you gonna split?
327
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:33,222
Uh, yeah, yeah, uh.
328
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,389
I gotta get back to radio.
329
00:13:34,413 --> 00:13:36,291
- you remember radio?
- how about you?
330
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:38,227
Well, uh, no, no, I think,
331
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:41,130
I-I better stay here and
Just make it real clear
332
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,232
Where I stand on television.
333
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:44,666
Yeah, I think you
Should talk to her.
334
00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:46,635
Yeah, I'm-I'm gonna have
To talk to her, yeah.
335
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,037
Yeah, and-and-and absolutely.
336
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:49,371
And you should
Start by telling her
337
00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:50,806
What you won't play,
What you won't wear.
338
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,307
Right, records and
Cloths and everything.
339
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,342
- yeah.
- right, bye-bye.
340
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,576
- hey, venus.
- yeah.
341
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,200
Uh, I-I'm not gonna do it.
342
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,489
- how much time do we have?
- I dunno.
343
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,490
Well, this set doesn't work.
344
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,491
Herb: I need more cord.
345
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,492
What?
346
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:10,959
Herb: I need more cord.
347
00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:13,062
Oh, I'd be so nervous, I
Don't see how he can do it.
348
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:14,263
Come on, turn it on.
349
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:15,398
Yes, sir.
350
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:18,134
I wanna see somebody I
Know personally on tv.
351
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:19,468
Herb: I need more cord.
352
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:21,303
Herb, that's all the
Cord you're gonna get.
353
00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:23,372
Yes, ma'am. Oh, it-it-it's on.
354
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,041
Oh, I'd be going crazy.
355
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:26,675
- here it comes, here we go.
- I'd be fainting by now.
356
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,278
All right, all right,
Bailey, big deal.
357
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:30,612
I was on tv once,
358
00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:33,215
Coast to coast, "Real
Families," remember that?
359
00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:35,451
That's right, herb. You
Were a national disgrace.
360
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,315
- this is only local.
- right.
361
00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,422
Venus, you-you got here.
362
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,757
Just in time to see what
They're gonna do with our fever.
363
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,592
- what?
- big misunderstanding.
364
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,261
Yeah, but my man
Turned 'em down.
365
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,595
I'm pretty sure he did.
366
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,431
- what are they gonna do?
- hey, I don't know.
367
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:50,132
- ssshhh, it's starting.
- here we go.
368
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:52,101
Announcer on tv: get
Ready cincinnati,
369
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:55,571
'cause here's the show that's
Got the town's toes a-tappin'
370
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:56,694
"Gotta dance!"
371
00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,575
and here's your host,
372
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:02,245
our own afternoon
Consulting physician,
373
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:06,448
the man himself,
Dr. Johnny fever!
374
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,050
Howdy hi guys and gals?
375
00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:23,699
Hey, it's time for
"Gotta dance."
376
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:26,535
And we got a stack of whacks
In the beat for your feet,
377
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:31,139
But first few words
About dr. Johnny fever.
378
00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:33,075
Turns out the cat
Was a prima donna.
379
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,643
So who needs him, huh?
380
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:38,447
Right. Man was definitely
Stuck back in the 60's
381
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,482
And these are the 80's,
382
00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:42,418
So let's move with today.
383
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,719
Let's move with the groove.
384
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:47,356
Let's ride the tide
And that's me, rip tide.
385
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,725
And I gotta dance!
386
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:52,127
All right!
387
00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:54,396
Let's do it,
Cincinnati. You ready?
388
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:55,764
Let's start off with
That enchantress
389
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,165
From the silver screen,
390
00:15:57,189 --> 00:16:01,092
The incredibly soulful ms.
Oblivious, "Neutron bomb."
391
00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:14,038
♪ a place where
Nobody dared to go ♪
392
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:18,220
♪ the love that
We came to know ♪
393
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:20,456
♪ they call it xanadu ♪
394
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,691
Good gravy.
395
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,459
Puke.
396
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,061
Amazing.
397
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:28,296
- I don't believe it.
- I don't either.
398
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,760
I mean imagine johnny quitting
And giving up all that money.
399
00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:33,091
Herb!
400
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,027
That is johnny.
401
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:38,730
I knew that.
402
00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:41,243
He knew that.
403
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:42,511
He always knows that.
404
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:46,148
♪ what we have made is real ♪
405
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,639
♪ we are in xanadu ♪
406
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,325
My, johnny is all over
407
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,660
The entertainment
Section this morning.
408
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:02,030
You mean "Rip tide." why?
409
00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:04,300
Why couldn't he become
Famous here at 'krp?
410
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,068
Look, this review says
He is the hottest thing
411
00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:08,192
To hit cincinnati since
Rosemary clooney.
412
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,408
Why did he do it? Amazing!
413
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:13,642
I-I don't understand it.
414
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:16,378
Why would he make such
A fool out of himself?
415
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:18,046
I thought he did
A very nice job.
416
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:19,448
Oh, it was sickening.
417
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:20,483
Okay, it was sickening,
418
00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:22,618
But it worked. So it's good.
419
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,786
I don't know whether
It was bad or good.
420
00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:26,770
I guess that's a
Point in my favor.
421
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:31,149
He's a star, a tv star.
422
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,763
He's only been on one day, herb.
423
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,365
And that's how it
Is in television, les.
424
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,469
You got one day to
Make it or you're gone.
425
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,570
- hi bailey.
- hi john.
426
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,194
- les.
- ooh!
427
00:17:44,296 --> 00:17:45,296
Thank you.
428
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:48,667
Hi big john.
429
00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:53,048
Ho-how-how's the guy?
Uh, how you feeling?
430
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,617
Same as usual.
431
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:57,253
- did you see the paper?
- oh!
432
00:17:57,277 --> 00:18:00,022
I mean, did-did you see
Your picture in the paper?
433
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,657
Herb, it's a bunch
Of hype, okay?
434
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,592
Oh, no. I'll get
That. I'll get that.
435
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:04,616
Ah, thanks.
436
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,364
So, uh, did you like "Riptide"?
437
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,366
Oh, I loved him.
438
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,768
- it was genius. I mean genius!
- yeah?
439
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,271
- oh, everybody loves you.
- thanks.
440
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:16,335
You're welcome, rip.
441
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,064
Bailey, what do you think?
442
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,547
Why don't you wash that
Stuff out of your hair?
443
00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,103
I tried, it won't come out.
444
00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:30,786
But what did you think of "Rip"?
445
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:33,789
Oh, well, I, uh... Gee, uh...
446
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,012
Johnny I, I...
447
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,427
I thought it was interesting,
448
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,362
Very interesting.
449
00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:42,097
Tell the truth.
450
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,121
That's the truth.
451
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,201
Oh, johnny, I hated it.
452
00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:47,603
Why did you do it? Why?
453
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,071
How could you do this
To yourself, johnny?
454
00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:51,407
I-I-I had to do it, bailey.
455
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:52,641
Of course, he did.
456
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:55,644
Yeah. I mean it's a
Contract, legal stuff.
457
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:56,668
Sure it is.
458
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,382
I don't feel bad about doing it.
459
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:01,717
Of course you don't.
460
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:05,287
See I... I had to
Save my own skin.
461
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,223
So I came up with rip tide
462
00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:10,759
And it's not a bad idea
When you think about it.
463
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,694
Absolutely.
464
00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:14,263
Look... I mean,
465
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:16,653
I-I lucked into a great scam.
466
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:23,505
I mean, uh, I let
This guy riptide
467
00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:26,575
Go on a goon bench
For an hour a day,
468
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,277
I pick up his paycheck.
469
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,412
I mean it's a great con.
470
00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:31,780
Don't you see what I am sayin'?
471
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:33,437
I lucked into a good thing.
472
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:36,619
Oh, well, I guess.
473
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:38,554
Holy matrimony.
474
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:41,357
I mean the guy is getting
It from both sides now
475
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:44,382
For the first time in his
Miserable excuse for a career.
476
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:48,197
Thank you, herb.
477
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:50,732
Oh, john. This could be big.
478
00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:53,035
I mean you're really big.
479
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:55,270
Oh, dick clark started
Out with a little local show,
480
00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:56,738
And the next thing you know,
481
00:19:56,762 --> 00:20:00,342
Bingo! He is in 2000 markets.
And you know what?
482
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,400
He never ages. Never.
483
00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:06,414
Yeah, but that's dick clark.
484
00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:09,551
Riptide is not going
To get 2000 markets.
485
00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:11,252
Hey, don't be too sure.
486
00:20:11,276 --> 00:20:13,221
I mean this could be really big.
487
00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:14,422
How big, john?
488
00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:17,759
Well... Uh, my producer
Says that the station
489
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:22,230
Is... Looking for somebody to
Syndicate the show regionally.
490
00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:23,565
- really?
- yeah.
491
00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:25,834
Uh, could I get in
On this somehow?
492
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:27,268
Well, I don't know, herb.
493
00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:30,105
Well, I-I mean I could be
Your publicist or anything.
494
00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:31,407
It is television.
495
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,375
There's probably plenty
Of room for guys like you.
496
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:34,399
Yeah.
497
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:39,447
You could be the next alan carr.
498
00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:41,349
Alan carr, right!
499
00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:42,450
Let me tell you
Something now, bailey.
500
00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:44,586
This is really staggering?
501
00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:47,556
See, uh, if I understand
My producer,
502
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,258
What we have to
Get is a prime demo...
503
00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:51,459
Demographic.
504
00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:54,730
D-demographic in each
Of the top 10 markets.
505
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,598
And the secondaries
Will fall in line.
506
00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:58,167
Yeah, yeah.
507
00:20:58,191 --> 00:21:01,570
- now, it-it's a,
It's a rolling market strategy.
- right.
508
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:05,340
Uh, the-the rate card is
Based on the demographic slew.
509
00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:06,341
- s...
- skew.
510
00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:07,609
S-skew, that's the word.
511
00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:08,644
- I knew it.
- yeah.
512
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,712
Our skew is heavy on teens,
513
00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:13,815
But if we can get the
Secondary and temporary...
514
00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:15,550
D-d-ah, tertiary.
515
00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:19,488
Tertiary 18 to 34's,
516
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:23,558
We got a shot at the
Prime advertising dollar.
517
00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:26,028
- god, I love it.
- johnny.
518
00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:27,329
Yeah?
519
00:21:27,353 --> 00:21:30,098
Do you realize that
You've just used the word
520
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,556
Skew and the word tertiary?
521
00:21:33,725 --> 00:21:34,725
Guess, I did.
522
00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:40,242
It wasn't me talking.
That was, uh, riptide.
523
00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:41,510
Am I right, herb?
524
00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:43,574
Oh, you're so right,
I'm about to faint.
525
00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:47,382
See, that's rip talking,
That's not the doctor.
526
00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:51,453
The doctor is still too cool
To discuss this nonsense.
527
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:53,388
What does she know, right?
528
00:21:53,412 --> 00:21:54,789
- right.
- right.
529
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:55,823
What do you know, right?
530
00:21:55,847 --> 00:21:58,260
- oh, right.
- right.
531
00:21:58,284 --> 00:22:00,262
I tell you what I know
Though, I gotta dance.
532
00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:02,166
- all right, me too.
- jock it.
533
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,533
Good lord.
534
00:22:05,557 --> 00:22:08,025
I gotta find out who
In the hell alan carr is.
535
00:22:13,232 --> 00:22:14,709
Johnny on radio:
all right, babies.
536
00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:17,379
this is the mighty 'krp
And I'm dr. Johnny fever,
537
00:22:17,403 --> 00:22:19,148
the man who turned
Down the television show
538
00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:21,115
that's got cincinnati
Dance until it's dizzy,
539
00:22:21,139 --> 00:22:22,417
I'm talking about "Gotta dance"
540
00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:23,985
on channel 11
Every afternoon at 4.
541
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:25,254
- hi.
- hi.
542
00:22:25,278 --> 00:22:27,523
Johnny on radio: riptide
Is not my kinda guy.
543
00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:29,758
but you got to admit the
Man is packed with charisma,
544
00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:32,794
the cat is hot and you
Know I would like it.
545
00:22:32,818 --> 00:22:37,166
Please allow me
To introduce myself.
546
00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:38,767
That's johnny promoting himself.
547
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:39,835
Well, there's nothing
Wrong with that.
548
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,469
- that's okay with me.
- it is?
549
00:22:41,493 --> 00:22:43,605
Yeah, why not? Sounds
Like he is cookin'.
550
00:22:43,629 --> 00:22:44,706
Why not?
551
00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:46,875
Because he's
Behaving like a mad man.
552
00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:48,343
So, what else is new, huh?
553
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,579
Well, he doesn't know
Whether he's dr. Johnny fever
554
00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:53,548
Or this new riptide person
Who by the way kisses
555
00:22:53,572 --> 00:22:55,083
Instead of shaking hands.
556
00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:56,418
Oh, you know, theoretically,
557
00:22:56,442 --> 00:22:59,320
He's neither fever or
Tide, he is johnny caravella.
558
00:22:59,344 --> 00:23:00,789
Oh, good. Now he
Is three people.
559
00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:03,013
That's even better.
Wait until you...
560
00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:05,784
See him.
561
00:23:08,453 --> 00:23:09,453
Where've you been?
562
00:23:10,756 --> 00:23:12,622
Uh-huh, I've been in columbus.
563
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,170
- columbus?
- yeah.
564
00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:16,571
Why?
565
00:23:16,595 --> 00:23:18,915
Well, I had to take a couple
Of days off for vacation.
566
00:23:19,432 --> 00:23:21,472
- in columbus?
- yeah, I like columbus.
567
00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:24,146
Columbus.
568
00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:27,783
- why you dress like that?
- oh!
569
00:23:27,807 --> 00:23:30,618
Well, ol' ripper's got a promo
Appearance this afternoon
570
00:23:30,642 --> 00:23:32,453
At a supermarket opening.
571
00:23:32,477 --> 00:23:34,356
I know the guy is a stone drag,
572
00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:37,726
But the kids love him and
He loves them right back.
573
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:40,150
My wink is my word, dig a vous?
574
00:23:49,795 --> 00:23:51,740
Venus: we'll just sit him right
Down and will convince him.
575
00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:54,009
- right. Tough cop, nice cop.
- right.
576
00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:55,376
I'm the tough cop.
577
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,445
No, no, I'm the tough
Cop. You're the nice cop.
578
00:23:57,469 --> 00:23:58,780
- you be nice, I'll be hard.
- right.
579
00:23:58,804 --> 00:24:01,316
- come on, now, rehearse.
- right, I'm sorry.
580
00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:02,317
Bailey: you're the nice cop.
581
00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:03,618
Venus: I am the tough cop.
582
00:24:03,642 --> 00:24:05,787
Bailey: oh, right. I am
Sorry. I remember.
583
00:24:05,811 --> 00:24:08,022
Wait till you see these
New strobe lights we've got.
584
00:24:08,046 --> 00:24:09,458
They're fantastic!
585
00:24:09,482 --> 00:24:10,759
We're gonna put 'em
In the show today...
586
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:12,661
Come in.
587
00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:15,185
- hi.
- venus! My man! How are ya?
588
00:24:16,321 --> 00:24:18,566
Bailey, how are you sweetheart?
589
00:24:18,590 --> 00:24:20,168
Fine, john, thank you.
590
00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:22,236
Well, I think I'll
Get a move on.
591
00:24:22,260 --> 00:24:25,173
Avis, this is
Bailey. Bailey, avis.
592
00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:27,175
Hello, bailey. Nice to meet you.
593
00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:28,565
I've heard so much about you.
594
00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:31,446
Hi.
595
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,430
- well, see ya out on stage.
- yeah.
596
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,515
- so who wants a drink?
- no, thank you.
597
00:24:39,544 --> 00:24:41,064
- sure?
- yeah.
598
00:24:42,581 --> 00:24:44,592
So, well, what brings
You two down here?
599
00:24:44,616 --> 00:24:45,794
Well, we, uh...
600
00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:49,197
I know you wanna see us
Do the show live, right?
601
00:24:49,221 --> 00:24:50,531
No, john.
602
00:24:50,555 --> 00:24:53,201
You-you see bailey and I've
Come down here because...
603
00:24:53,225 --> 00:24:54,435
Well, we wanna, uh...
604
00:24:54,459 --> 00:24:56,693
Ah, huh, okay, okay, okay.
605
00:24:57,863 --> 00:24:59,674
I know why you're here.
606
00:24:59,698 --> 00:25:01,476
Matter of fact, I'd
Just been wondering
607
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,645
When this was gonna happen?
608
00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:05,680
I mean this is the
Part where you tell me
609
00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:08,416
It's necessary to
Save my soul, right?
610
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,084
Well, yeah, something like that.
611
00:25:10,108 --> 00:25:11,275
Yeah, okay.
612
00:25:13,545 --> 00:25:15,557
I appreciate your friendship,
613
00:25:15,581 --> 00:25:19,383
But your concern is unnecessary.
614
00:25:21,086 --> 00:25:22,086
Believe me.
615
00:25:23,155 --> 00:25:26,101
I mean, uh, I'm okay, right?
616
00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:30,705
If you just let me enjoy
Myself a little longer, huh?
617
00:25:30,729 --> 00:25:33,675
I mean, uh, little notoriety,
618
00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:35,532
Little bread for a change.
619
00:25:38,137 --> 00:25:40,377
You want me to look this
Gift horse in the mouth?
620
00:25:40,739 --> 00:25:42,439
- uh...
- no.
621
00:25:44,110 --> 00:25:45,110
Venus?
622
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:52,461
Hey, I really love you
Guys to death. Hug, hug, hug.
623
00:25:52,485 --> 00:25:54,196
Well, gotta dance.
624
00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:56,220
Okay, you kids make
Yourselves at home.
625
00:25:59,858 --> 00:26:02,126
Was I the tough
Cop or the nice cop?
626
00:26:20,812 --> 00:26:23,658
Hey, we're really
Lovin' now, kiddies.
627
00:26:23,682 --> 00:26:27,795
I will be right back with our big
New dance contest segment, huh!
628
00:26:27,819 --> 00:26:29,297
But before we do that,
629
00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:32,133
I want to say one thing
To all of you out there,
630
00:26:32,157 --> 00:26:34,602
God love each and
Every one of you.
631
00:26:34,626 --> 00:26:37,138
And just be sure to stay tuned,
632
00:26:37,162 --> 00:26:39,774
'cause the old ripper is
Gotta get everybody ripped.
633
00:26:39,798 --> 00:26:41,209
So stick around,
634
00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:44,779
'cause there's a whole lot
More coming on "Gotta dance."
635
00:26:44,803 --> 00:26:47,048
♪ ooh I, I love the night life ♪
636
00:26:47,072 --> 00:26:49,084
♪ I've got to boogie ♪
637
00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:53,621
♪ on the disco 'round, oh yeah ♪
638
00:26:53,645 --> 00:26:55,525
♪ >oh, I love the night life ♪
639
00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,527
And on the commodities exchange,
640
00:26:59,551 --> 00:27:02,663
Hogs again took a
Mysterious stumble,
641
00:27:02,687 --> 00:27:07,035
As soybeans and wheat
Made a shocking comeback.
642
00:27:07,059 --> 00:27:08,469
I'll have a personal observation
643
00:27:08,493 --> 00:27:12,107
On that hog stumble
Story on my 6 p.M. Report.
644
00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:13,308
This is les nessman saying,
645
00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:16,211
Good day and may the
Good news be yours.
646
00:27:16,235 --> 00:27:18,713
Advertisement: having trouble
With that winter tan?
647
00:27:18,737 --> 00:27:20,481
Hiya, rip.
648
00:27:20,505 --> 00:27:22,117
It's johnny, les.
649
00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:24,052
I know that. I'm just teasing.
650
00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:25,453
I love to tease.
651
00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:27,717
Yeah, you're one of the
World's great kidders, les.
652
00:27:28,713 --> 00:27:29,713
Yeah.
653
00:27:31,516 --> 00:27:33,916
Hey, listen, les. Stick around.
I wanna tell you somethin'.
654
00:27:34,753 --> 00:27:36,164
Are we gonna kid some more?
655
00:27:36,188 --> 00:27:38,488
Uh, first lemme get
A record goin', huh.
656
00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:43,104
Advertisement: so stop in at
Your local toe tan salon,
657
00:27:43,128 --> 00:27:44,605
and you'll be a
Different person.
658
00:27:46,765 --> 00:27:48,476
John, you forgot to
Introduce that record.
659
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,812
Yeah, I'll back in
Up, okay? Sit down.
660
00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:52,713
I wanna tell you what
Happened last night.
661
00:27:52,737 --> 00:27:54,415
All right.
662
00:27:54,439 --> 00:27:57,752
Okay. You're, uh,
You're hip to riptide
663
00:27:57,776 --> 00:27:59,754
And the costumes and the
Hype and everything right?
664
00:27:59,778 --> 00:28:01,338
- uh-huh!
- okay.
665
00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:04,425
Last night, I'm sittin'
Around the pad,
666
00:28:04,449 --> 00:28:06,427
You know, I'm not doing
Much of anything, just...
667
00:28:06,451 --> 00:28:07,971
- me too.
- I...
668
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,231
Hmm?
669
00:28:10,255 --> 00:28:12,467
Well, that's what I was
Doing last night also.
670
00:28:12,491 --> 00:28:15,103
- oh. So I'm not doing much of...
- actually
671
00:28:15,127 --> 00:28:16,807
I did do some ironing.
672
00:28:19,064 --> 00:28:20,475
Good.
673
00:28:20,499 --> 00:28:24,579
Now, as I was saying, I'm
Just sittin' around the pad,
674
00:28:24,603 --> 00:28:26,247
Not doing much of
Anything, you know,
675
00:28:26,271 --> 00:28:28,617
And just all of a
Sudden I have this...
676
00:28:28,641 --> 00:28:30,218
Idea!
677
00:28:30,242 --> 00:28:33,187
What if I slipped into
One of rip's outfits?
678
00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:36,324
Just went out, cruised a
Couple of clubs, you know.
679
00:28:36,348 --> 00:28:38,659
Just checked out some bars.
680
00:28:38,683 --> 00:28:40,194
You should've called me.
681
00:28:40,218 --> 00:28:41,317
We'd have fun together.
682
00:28:44,189 --> 00:28:45,269
No doubt about it, les.
683
00:28:46,791 --> 00:28:49,270
Anyway, I'm - I'm - I'm
Sitting there, you know,
684
00:28:49,294 --> 00:28:51,172
And I-I can't decide, you know.
685
00:28:51,196 --> 00:28:53,308
Should I do this?
Shouldn't I do it?
686
00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:56,177
I don't know I've been thinking
About it for maybe an hour or so
687
00:28:56,201 --> 00:28:58,046
And all of a sudden
The rip in me says,
688
00:28:58,070 --> 00:29:01,082
"Hey, why not go for
It? Grab all you can."
689
00:29:01,106 --> 00:29:04,152
So I do it. And it
Was fantastic, les.
690
00:29:04,176 --> 00:29:07,355
I mean I just freaked out
Every place I went, you know.
691
00:29:07,379 --> 00:29:09,157
It's free drinks.
692
00:29:09,181 --> 00:29:11,026
People are trying to give me
Things, you know what I mean.
693
00:29:11,050 --> 00:29:15,063
And chicks... Chicks are
Crawling all over me.
694
00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:17,532
I mean they love the ol' ripper.
695
00:29:17,556 --> 00:29:19,500
They can't get enough
Of him, you know.
696
00:29:19,524 --> 00:29:21,436
- chicks?
- yeah!
697
00:29:21,460 --> 00:29:23,694
- oh, that's great, johnny.
- yeah!
698
00:29:24,796 --> 00:29:27,397
Well... Go on.
699
00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:31,021
That's the end
Of the story, les.
700
00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:33,270
Ow!
701
00:29:37,042 --> 00:29:38,042
I enjoyed it.
702
00:29:40,045 --> 00:29:41,722
I'm so glad.
703
00:29:41,746 --> 00:29:42,980
Not much kidding, though.
704
00:29:44,149 --> 00:29:46,527
No, you can't have
Everything, les.
705
00:29:46,551 --> 00:29:48,296
No.
706
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:52,433
Well, see you
Around... Ol' ripper.
707
00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:53,457
It's johnny.
708
00:29:56,195 --> 00:29:57,795
Right.
709
00:30:01,266 --> 00:30:04,245
♪ de do do do, de da da da ♪
710
00:30:04,269 --> 00:30:07,237
♪ they're meaningless
And all that's true ♪
711
00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:14,055
Okay, that was the police.
The "De do do do, de da da da".
712
00:30:14,079 --> 00:30:15,723
And I love it. I
Love it. I love it.
713
00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:17,425
And here's somebody
Else I really love it.
714
00:30:17,449 --> 00:30:19,227
I know you're
Gonna love him too.
715
00:30:19,251 --> 00:30:21,762
It's mr. Elvis presley.
716
00:30:21,786 --> 00:30:23,666
♪ well, it's one for the money ♪
717
00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:25,363
♪ two for the show ♪
718
00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:27,468
♪ three to get ready ♪
719
00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:28,803
♪ now go, cat, go ♪
720
00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:31,072
♪ but don't you step
On my blue suede shoes ♪
721
00:30:31,096 --> 00:30:34,375
Uh, it's not elvis
Presley, uh, I-I'm wrong.
722
00:30:34,399 --> 00:30:36,644
It's carl perkins.
723
00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:40,481
Uh, carl perkins
Wrote blue suede shoes,
724
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:42,650
And he recorded and released it
725
00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:45,854
About a month
Before elvis' version.
726
00:30:45,878 --> 00:30:48,789
Uh, elvis copied him a lot.
727
00:30:48,813 --> 00:30:50,758
And, and you can hear that.
728
00:30:50,782 --> 00:30:53,583
Or you could hear it if I wasn't
Talking on top of the record.
729
00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:57,565
♪ you can do anything ♪
730
00:30:57,589 --> 00:30:59,990
♪ but lay off of my
Blue suede shoes ♪
731
00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:05,773
I've been talking to you
Guys about this for two days.
732
00:31:05,797 --> 00:31:07,475
Why won't you listen to me?
733
00:31:07,499 --> 00:31:09,277
Why won't anybody listen to me?
734
00:31:09,301 --> 00:31:12,713
- five reasons, herb.
- look, big guy...
735
00:31:12,737 --> 00:31:15,049
He's already
Doing rip on the air.
736
00:31:15,073 --> 00:31:16,151
Haven't you heard him lately?
737
00:31:16,175 --> 00:31:17,518
I mean, every once in a while,
738
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:19,654
Rip will slip out
Instead of johnny.
739
00:31:19,678 --> 00:31:23,624
- he is taking him over.
- herb, that's nonsense.
740
00:31:23,648 --> 00:31:25,693
He has two jobs.
741
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:28,162
Now, granted, it gets
A little confusing.
742
00:31:28,186 --> 00:31:30,531
I would have to agree
With herb at this point.
743
00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:32,633
Don't agree with me, les, okay?
744
00:31:32,657 --> 00:31:35,370
And why are you even in here?
745
00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:38,706
I've been keeping a very
Close eye on dr. Fever lately.
746
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:40,141
Oh, good.
747
00:31:40,165 --> 00:31:44,112
And I happen to be something
Of an expert on schizophrenia.
748
00:31:44,136 --> 00:31:45,713
Good.
749
00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:47,148
May I tell you
Something about it?
750
00:31:47,172 --> 00:31:48,249
No.
751
00:31:48,273 --> 00:31:51,285
A schizoid disorder
Is when one person
752
00:31:51,309 --> 00:31:53,788
Exhibits two or more
Distinct personalities.
753
00:31:53,812 --> 00:31:55,724
Now, how many of you
Saw joanne woodward
754
00:31:55,748 --> 00:31:57,180
In the three faces of eve?
755
00:32:02,654 --> 00:32:03,731
Well, she got all better,
756
00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:06,701
But then sally
Field got it in sybil.
757
00:32:06,725 --> 00:32:08,302
How many saw that film?
758
00:32:08,326 --> 00:32:10,671
- les...
- yes, sir.
759
00:32:10,695 --> 00:32:12,735
Can I interrupt here
For just a second?
760
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,111
I suppose so.
761
00:32:16,135 --> 00:32:18,346
Ah, this is maybe a different
Thought altogether,
762
00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:20,603
But, uh, why can't you
Guys get out of my office?
763
00:32:24,176 --> 00:32:25,820
- I mean, just asking.
- look, big guy,
764
00:32:25,844 --> 00:32:29,157
We have got to get rip
On the air, here at krp.
765
00:32:29,181 --> 00:32:30,625
We'll make millions,
I'm telling you.
766
00:32:30,649 --> 00:32:32,293
Can I get back to
The subject at hand?
767
00:32:32,317 --> 00:32:35,530
If the guy is turning
Into another person,
768
00:32:35,554 --> 00:32:37,499
So be it.
769
00:32:37,523 --> 00:32:38,563
I say let's help him.
770
00:32:40,492 --> 00:32:42,704
I really believe that
Johnny is having a problem.
771
00:32:42,728 --> 00:32:45,573
You know, he started going
Out at night in his rip costume.
772
00:32:45,597 --> 00:32:47,442
- really?
- yes.
773
00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:49,644
And he's starting to refer
To johnny in the third person,
774
00:32:49,668 --> 00:32:52,180
As if he were somebody
Else altogether.
775
00:32:52,204 --> 00:32:54,649
Well, look, les. He's
Gonna snap out of that.
776
00:32:54,673 --> 00:32:55,850
Or get worse.
777
00:32:55,874 --> 00:32:57,552
He could develop
More personalities.
778
00:32:57,576 --> 00:32:58,686
Good. Maybe we'll find him in
779
00:32:58,710 --> 00:33:00,790
More than places
Where he is supposed to.
780
00:33:01,446 --> 00:33:03,057
Rip, will.
781
00:33:03,081 --> 00:33:05,159
I really think that we
Should try to help johnny.
782
00:33:05,183 --> 00:33:07,528
- oh, good.
- how?
783
00:33:07,552 --> 00:33:09,564
Well, shocks have
Been known to work.
784
00:33:09,588 --> 00:33:12,500
- shock? Are you nut?
- electrical shock?
785
00:33:12,524 --> 00:33:16,159
- no, - no, I mean,
Shock like... Ha!
786
00:33:17,429 --> 00:33:20,163
Little sudden
Surprise or realization.
787
00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:26,583
Do you see what I am
Trying to say, andy?
788
00:33:28,607 --> 00:33:32,420
Yes, I do, herb.
And you're right.
789
00:33:32,444 --> 00:33:34,455
- I am?
- yes.
790
00:33:34,479 --> 00:33:36,324
Now firstly,
791
00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:39,694
I don't think there's anything
Seriously wrong with johnny.
792
00:33:39,718 --> 00:33:42,096
That's because you've
Been in columbus.
793
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,653
I like columbus.
794
00:33:44,823 --> 00:33:46,256
Okay.
795
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,871
And secondly, I think herb's
Got a pretty good idea here.
796
00:33:50,895 --> 00:33:52,240
Now look.
797
00:33:52,264 --> 00:33:54,208
Johnny has played a lot of
Different characters on the air.
798
00:33:54,232 --> 00:33:56,544
Johnny fever, johnny
Duke, johnny style,
799
00:33:56,568 --> 00:33:59,347
Johnny sunshine, rip tide.
800
00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:01,649
It's just an on-the-air persona.
801
00:34:01,673 --> 00:34:04,018
We can sell out his
Time at double the rate.
802
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:05,019
You're right, herb.
803
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:06,787
- gee, thanks.
- my pleasure.
804
00:34:06,811 --> 00:34:08,756
Wait, wait, uh, h-herb's right?
805
00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:10,613
- mm-hmm.
- I'll be damn.
806
00:34:12,784 --> 00:34:14,362
I'll go get him.
807
00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:15,763
Fever and I have never
Really been close,
808
00:34:15,787 --> 00:34:18,655
But rip and I had become
Pretty good friends.
809
00:34:20,359 --> 00:34:23,471
- herb had a good idea.
- right.
810
00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:25,028
Okay, just checking.
811
00:34:27,766 --> 00:34:29,444
don't forget to tune in,
812
00:34:29,468 --> 00:34:32,280
right after my show
It's hogan's heroes.
813
00:34:32,304 --> 00:34:35,517
you remember what a
Ball world war ii was.
814
00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:39,120
and then... You've got
The channel 11 news team,
815
00:34:39,144 --> 00:34:41,289
with connie, bob,
Billy, rhonda, jean, inez,
816
00:34:41,313 --> 00:34:42,924
and pinky with all weather...
- hey, that's you.
817
00:34:42,948 --> 00:34:44,659
Yeah.
818
00:34:44,683 --> 00:34:46,361
and get ready for
The most intellectually
819
00:34:46,385 --> 00:34:48,263
stimulating half
Hour on television.
820
00:34:48,287 --> 00:34:49,664
"Let's make a deal."
821
00:34:49,688 --> 00:34:51,433
that's right. It's all
Happening right here...
822
00:34:51,457 --> 00:34:53,068
- how about that?
- on the fun channel.
823
00:34:53,092 --> 00:34:54,536
I mean you're there
And you're here.
824
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,172
Yeah, it's called
Videotape, herb.
825
00:34:57,196 --> 00:34:59,076
seven days a week.
826
00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:05,213
Well, I got the ol' ripper doin'
All the station promos now.
827
00:35:05,237 --> 00:35:06,247
That's great.
828
00:35:06,271 --> 00:35:08,283
Uh, look...
829
00:35:08,307 --> 00:35:10,651
Mr. Carlson and
Andy were wondering
830
00:35:10,675 --> 00:35:13,654
If they could meet
With the ripper
831
00:35:13,678 --> 00:35:15,223
In mr. Carlson's office.
832
00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:16,791
Well, I guess he's
Not too busy, huh?
833
00:35:16,815 --> 00:35:18,759
- this guy I know.
- yeah.
834
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:20,795
Listen herb. Stay close to me.
835
00:35:20,819 --> 00:35:22,230
We'll do you a lot of
Good, you know what I mean?
836
00:35:22,254 --> 00:35:24,065
I know what you mean.
837
00:35:24,089 --> 00:35:25,800
Herb: oh... I've been
Wondering that
838
00:35:25,824 --> 00:35:27,290
If we put somebody into a...
839
00:35:30,195 --> 00:35:34,041
- here he is, the ol' ripper.
- hey, john, uh, c'mon in, pal.
840
00:35:34,065 --> 00:35:35,677
Look, uh, just sit
Right down here,
841
00:35:35,701 --> 00:35:37,478
I've got some coffee for
You. H-how do you take it?
842
00:35:37,502 --> 00:35:39,046
- uh, black please.
- you got it.
843
00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:40,147
Comfortable over there, john?
844
00:35:40,171 --> 00:35:41,749
Yes, sir. How about you?
845
00:35:41,773 --> 00:35:43,650
Me? Oh, yeah, I'm-I'm
Comfortable too, yeah.
846
00:35:43,674 --> 00:35:46,776
- all right, there you go.
- ah, no thanks.
847
00:35:48,346 --> 00:35:49,390
No problem.
848
00:35:49,414 --> 00:35:52,527
Johnny, this...
This riptide thing,
849
00:35:52,551 --> 00:35:54,595
It's pretty
Phenomenal, isn't it?
850
00:35:54,619 --> 00:35:58,132
Yeah, sure is, andy. It
Really surprised me!
851
00:35:58,156 --> 00:36:00,456
Therein lies the
Reason that... God!
852
00:36:02,227 --> 00:36:03,227
Hot!
853
00:36:06,064 --> 00:36:07,408
The reason that herb
Wants to talk to you,
854
00:36:07,432 --> 00:36:08,776
Go ahead herb, thanks for that.
855
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,067
Ha! Thanks, andy.
856
00:36:12,437 --> 00:36:16,050
Johnny, we have...
857
00:36:16,074 --> 00:36:18,653
We've got a great idea.
And you're gonna love it.
858
00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:21,556
And-and you'd be doing
The station a great favor.
859
00:36:21,580 --> 00:36:23,457
Now...
860
00:36:23,481 --> 00:36:27,127
We want riptide to
Come to work for us.
861
00:36:27,151 --> 00:36:29,619
Now, what do you think?
J-just take your time.
862
00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:32,122
I don't like it.
863
00:36:33,324 --> 00:36:37,394
- why?
- I-I don't want him up here.
864
00:36:38,463 --> 00:36:40,163
W-what're you talking about?
865
00:36:41,666 --> 00:36:44,112
That guy's a creep, herb.
866
00:36:44,136 --> 00:36:46,280
- tide's you!
- no, he's not.
867
00:36:46,304 --> 00:36:49,183
- then who he is?
- but, he's a tv guy!
868
00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:52,153
Well it's the tv guy, john,
That we could use here.
869
00:36:52,177 --> 00:36:53,321
Doing what?
870
00:36:53,345 --> 00:36:55,557
Well, h-how about
The morning drive time?
871
00:36:55,581 --> 00:36:59,093
- that's fever's slot.
- to hell with him!
872
00:36:59,117 --> 00:37:00,117
What?
873
00:37:01,352 --> 00:37:04,532
I'm uh... Sorry. I...
874
00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:06,534
I-I forgot who I was talking to.
875
00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:07,635
L-lemme cut it here in a second,
876
00:37:07,659 --> 00:37:09,270
See, that-that-that's
A bad idea.
877
00:37:09,294 --> 00:37:12,206
I don't want to replace
Fever, let's forget about that.
878
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:16,510
I was suggesting maybe
Like a... Like a-a one man team.
879
00:37:16,534 --> 00:37:17,612
- huh?
- you know, uh, yeah,
880
00:37:17,636 --> 00:37:19,480
You and the rip.
881
00:37:19,504 --> 00:37:22,116
I-I work alone, andy.
882
00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:25,219
Yeah, but you would
Be working alone, john.
883
00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:28,110
No, he wouldn't. It-it'd be,
You know, him and the rip.
884
00:37:29,180 --> 00:37:30,758
He is the rip!
885
00:37:30,782 --> 00:37:33,594
Oh, yeah! Sorry. Con-continue.
886
00:37:33,618 --> 00:37:36,030
I-I-I see you guys just
Don't understand.
887
00:37:36,054 --> 00:37:40,468
I mean... Riptide is
Difficult to be around.
888
00:37:40,492 --> 00:37:43,638
- I like him.
- he's a jerk, herb.
889
00:37:43,662 --> 00:37:46,095
- no offense.
- none taken.
890
00:37:48,733 --> 00:37:50,744
He-he-he doesn't
Like my apartment.
891
00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:52,746
He doesn't like
The food I serve him.
892
00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:56,150
He-he doesn't like the
Way I live, you know?
893
00:37:56,174 --> 00:37:58,152
I'll tell you what
He does like though.
894
00:37:58,176 --> 00:38:02,290
He likes young girls, I
Mean, really young girls.
895
00:38:02,314 --> 00:38:04,658
I-I've tried to talk
To him about this,
896
00:38:04,682 --> 00:38:06,627
But he just won't listen.
897
00:38:06,651 --> 00:38:09,463
And you know why?
'cause the guy is no good.
898
00:38:09,487 --> 00:38:11,565
And as a jockey,
He's a rank amateur.
899
00:38:11,589 --> 00:38:12,666
He can barely
Tell the difference
900
00:38:12,690 --> 00:38:14,468
Between carl perkins
And elvis presley.
901
00:38:14,492 --> 00:38:16,003
And I'll tell you
Something else too.
902
00:38:16,027 --> 00:38:18,139
I don't like talking about
The guy behind his back.
903
00:38:18,163 --> 00:38:19,229
You understand?
904
00:38:23,668 --> 00:38:26,002
- rip... Johnny...
- oh, yeah?
905
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:30,518
It's okay, man. I
Mean what's ba...
906
00:38:30,542 --> 00:38:32,753
Bad ideas here all
The way around, right?
907
00:38:32,777 --> 00:38:35,055
Uh, just... Forget
About the whole thing.
908
00:38:35,079 --> 00:38:36,090
Okay.
909
00:38:36,114 --> 00:38:37,758
I just want to say that
910
00:38:37,782 --> 00:38:40,428
It was the program
Director in me talkin' and it...
911
00:38:40,452 --> 00:38:42,172
- it wasn't me.
- right.
912
00:38:44,289 --> 00:38:46,389
- john.
- yeah.
913
00:38:47,792 --> 00:38:49,603
Same here.
914
00:38:49,627 --> 00:38:53,707
Uh, it wasn't herb talking,
It was the sales manager.
915
00:38:53,731 --> 00:38:55,410
Yeah, well...
916
00:38:55,434 --> 00:38:57,667
I guess all... All eight
Of us are in agreement.
917
00:39:01,773 --> 00:39:03,733
Real-really sorry
About that doctor.
918
00:39:18,256 --> 00:39:19,296
What happened johnny?
919
00:39:21,392 --> 00:39:24,961
Uh... Those guys
Are really confused.
920
00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:27,575
Tried to fire me.
921
00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:28,676
Why?
922
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:29,700
I don't know.
923
00:39:32,570 --> 00:39:34,181
They think riptide
924
00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:37,217
Would be a real
Ratings-buster, you know,
925
00:39:37,241 --> 00:39:39,219
Bringin' them a lot
Of new listeners.
926
00:39:39,243 --> 00:39:40,354
Of course, it would change
927
00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:42,512
The complexion of
The station completely.
928
00:39:44,115 --> 00:39:45,393
Sure, I mean, pretty soon
929
00:39:45,417 --> 00:39:48,061
You'd have hundreds
And thousands of people
930
00:39:48,085 --> 00:39:51,065
Dialing in and the
Money would be there,
931
00:39:51,089 --> 00:39:53,200
Well, I can understand that.
932
00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:56,203
I mean carlson wanting a
Little taste of that success
933
00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:57,360
That he's never had.
934
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:02,409
Herb would actually be
Making money at his job.
935
00:40:02,433 --> 00:40:04,311
Les would have listeners.
936
00:40:04,335 --> 00:40:05,335
Andy...
937
00:40:06,705 --> 00:40:08,048
Andy would finally have a chance
938
00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:09,450
To do his thing, you know,
939
00:40:09,474 --> 00:40:12,386
I mean he could really
Run with somethin' like this.
940
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:15,255
But, I mean they'd have
To live with the fact that
941
00:40:15,279 --> 00:40:16,691
The only reason
Anybody is tuning
942
00:40:16,715 --> 00:40:20,428
Into this jive station
Is to dig the ol' ripper,
943
00:40:20,452 --> 00:40:21,496
And he'd love it.
944
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,531
He would too, and you would too.
945
00:40:23,555 --> 00:40:25,633
You'd be with me all
The way to the top, baby.
946
00:40:25,657 --> 00:40:27,268
We'd have a different
Colored makeup for you
947
00:40:27,292 --> 00:40:28,336
For everyday of the week.
948
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:29,604
Now, what do you say? Hmm?
949
00:40:29,628 --> 00:40:31,327
- no.
- no?
950
00:40:32,397 --> 00:40:34,208
- no!
- no?
951
00:40:34,232 --> 00:40:36,377
I know what you're doing.
You're just toying with me.
952
00:40:36,401 --> 00:40:38,546
It's all right. I'm used to it.
953
00:40:38,570 --> 00:40:40,647
I can take it and
I can dish it up.
954
00:40:40,671 --> 00:40:43,351
I like your style,
Jennifer, I do.
955
00:40:43,375 --> 00:40:45,474
I'm crazy about you,
Baby. Yum, yum, yum.
956
00:40:49,513 --> 00:40:51,047
But I don't like you.
957
00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:57,130
Hey, it's really just
Me, you know, um...
958
00:40:57,154 --> 00:40:58,994
I don't know, I have a lot of...
959
00:40:59,890 --> 00:41:02,135
Different faces and...
960
00:41:02,159 --> 00:41:05,339
I just found this
Schlemiel inside
961
00:41:05,363 --> 00:41:08,008
Who's really fighting
To get out. That's all!
962
00:41:08,032 --> 00:41:09,210
Rip?
963
00:41:09,234 --> 00:41:11,579
Yeah, I mean it's just
A constant battle
964
00:41:11,603 --> 00:41:13,247
For control, you know.
965
00:41:13,271 --> 00:41:17,218
It just goes back and
Forth and back and forth
966
00:41:17,242 --> 00:41:18,285
- and back and...
- johnny!
967
00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:19,653
Yeah, you know him!
968
00:41:19,677 --> 00:41:21,188
The guy is a lame-oid.
969
00:41:21,212 --> 00:41:22,289
I mean he's not going anywhere.
970
00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:24,258
He's got no
Direction in his life.
971
00:41:24,282 --> 00:41:25,393
I like him.
972
00:41:25,417 --> 00:41:27,528
Uh-oh! Come on! Really?
973
00:41:27,552 --> 00:41:30,397
- he's my friend.
- don't jive me, honey.
974
00:41:30,421 --> 00:41:34,168
And I will not have my
Friends talked about that way.
975
00:41:34,192 --> 00:41:37,593
Well, you never
Really liked... Him.
976
00:41:39,797 --> 00:41:42,598
Yes. I really liked him.
977
00:41:53,211 --> 00:41:55,492
Well, take him out to
Lunch, pick up a few pointers.
978
00:41:56,214 --> 00:42:00,016
Stop it, john. Just... Stop it.
979
00:42:03,788 --> 00:42:06,555
Okay. I'll give it a try.
980
00:42:08,660 --> 00:42:12,072
Not easy, working in
Close quarters, uh...
981
00:42:15,466 --> 00:42:16,610
Hi, johnny.
982
00:42:16,634 --> 00:42:18,114
- john.
- hi.
983
00:42:39,090 --> 00:42:42,102
Announcer: and now cincinnati,
It's time to get down again
984
00:42:42,126 --> 00:42:44,604
with the man who makes
Us all want to dance,
985
00:42:44,628 --> 00:42:48,297
the boss of the
Beat, mr. Riptide!
986
00:42:52,537 --> 00:42:54,582
Hey, hey, hey, yes
Kiddies. All right,
987
00:42:54,606 --> 00:42:58,218
It's time to shake the mass
Of your feet move to the beat.
988
00:43:15,626 --> 00:43:18,239
All: hey! What's goin' on?
989
00:43:18,263 --> 00:43:20,708
I'm awfully sorry about
This, boys and girls,
990
00:43:20,732 --> 00:43:24,511
But the ol' ripper just looked
At his little ledger here,
991
00:43:24,535 --> 00:43:27,181
And this record does
Not have what it takes
992
00:43:27,205 --> 00:43:29,016
To be played on the show, okay?
993
00:43:30,475 --> 00:43:34,622
Hey, I'm pretty darn choked
Up about it myself, kids.
994
00:43:34,646 --> 00:43:35,989
Bear with me for a moment.
995
00:43:36,013 --> 00:43:37,391
Now the thing is,
996
00:43:37,415 --> 00:43:40,494
You all know that a record's
Gotta have three things
997
00:43:40,518 --> 00:43:42,696
For me to put it on
A turntable, huh?
998
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:45,166
It's gotta have a beat, right?
999
00:43:45,190 --> 00:43:46,367
All: right!
1000
00:43:46,391 --> 00:43:49,270
And it's gotta have soul, right?
1001
00:43:49,294 --> 00:43:50,404
All: right!
1002
00:43:50,428 --> 00:43:53,206
It's gotta be paid for, right?
1003
00:43:53,230 --> 00:43:54,608
All: what? What?
1004
00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:57,678
Well, so if any of you want to
Get into the record business,
1005
00:43:57,702 --> 00:44:01,281
You just slip the old rip the
Cashier's check in his pocket,
1006
00:44:01,305 --> 00:44:04,452
And guess what,
We're in business, okay?
1007
00:44:06,510 --> 00:44:08,110
Wake up, boys and girls.
1008
00:44:09,413 --> 00:44:10,791
You don't think
The old ripper plays
1009
00:44:10,815 --> 00:44:12,695
This because he
Likes it, do you?
1010
00:44:13,551 --> 00:44:15,129
All: oh, come on.
1011
00:44:15,153 --> 00:44:16,564
Oh, what about you, dear?
1012
00:44:16,588 --> 00:44:20,301
Do you really like
This droid synthe music
1013
00:44:20,325 --> 00:44:23,036
Better than real
Life rock 'n roll, hmm?
1014
00:44:23,060 --> 00:44:24,438
I don't know.
1015
00:44:24,462 --> 00:44:26,740
Of course, you don't,
You poor deprived, dear.
1016
00:44:26,764 --> 00:44:28,875
Why don't you slip back into
The ripper's dressing room
1017
00:44:28,899 --> 00:44:30,111
After the show?
1018
00:44:30,135 --> 00:44:31,478
We'll see if he can
Show you the light, huh?
1019
00:44:31,502 --> 00:44:32,513
All: hey!
1020
00:44:32,537 --> 00:44:35,716
Just kidding. Just
Kidding. Maybe.
1021
00:44:35,740 --> 00:44:37,685
Boy: why don't you shut up
And play "The village people"?
1022
00:44:37,709 --> 00:44:39,620
All: yeah.
1023
00:44:39,644 --> 00:44:41,176
Jam it, pizza face.
1024
00:44:42,579 --> 00:44:44,658
Boy: you wanna make
Somethin' out of it?
1025
00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:46,693
Look kid, around
Here I crack the whip,
1026
00:44:46,717 --> 00:44:47,961
You make the trip. Okay?
1027
00:44:49,253 --> 00:44:51,532
All right, now it-it is
Called "Gotta dance" here,
1028
00:44:51,556 --> 00:44:52,699
So we gotta dance.
1029
00:44:52,723 --> 00:44:55,168
Boys dance with boys.
Girls dance with girls.
1030
00:44:55,192 --> 00:44:56,604
How about it, huh?
1031
00:44:56,628 --> 00:44:58,773
Hey, come on, boys and
Girls, I wanna tell you,
1032
00:44:58,797 --> 00:45:00,274
When you grow up,
You'll understand
1033
00:45:00,298 --> 00:45:03,633
There comes a time
When you gotta dance.
1034
00:45:05,302 --> 00:45:08,549
But nobody says you
Can't pick good music.
1035
00:45:08,573 --> 00:45:11,117
♪ ready set go man go ♪
1036
00:45:11,141 --> 00:45:13,253
♪ I got a girl that I love so ♪
1037
00:45:13,277 --> 00:45:16,790
♪ I'm ready ready
Ready I'm ready ♪
1038
00:45:16,814 --> 00:45:18,658
♪ ready ready ready I'm ready ♪
1039
00:45:18,682 --> 00:45:20,227
♪ ready ready ready ♪
1040
00:45:20,251 --> 00:45:22,529
♪ I'm ready ready
Ready to rock 'n' roll ♪
1041
00:45:47,412 --> 00:45:49,556
wkrp in cincinnati
1042
00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:51,180
we'll be back after this.
1043
00:46:03,461 --> 00:46:04,461
Come in.
1044
00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:11,045
Well, I... Assume I'm no
Longer under contract.
1045
00:46:11,069 --> 00:46:12,601
Ha! No problem.
1046
00:46:13,704 --> 00:46:15,349
Great. I hope we
Could be friends.
1047
00:46:15,373 --> 00:46:17,213
- can I say something?
- sure.
1048
00:46:19,643 --> 00:46:21,743
I never want to see you again.
1049
00:46:24,081 --> 00:46:26,248
- is that all?
- that's all.
1050
00:46:53,110 --> 00:46:56,190
♪ I'm gonna rock 'n' roll till
The early early night 'cause ♪
1051
00:46:56,214 --> 00:46:58,425
♪ ready ready ready I'm ready ♪
1052
00:46:58,449 --> 00:47:00,093
♪ ready ready ready I'm ready ♪
1053
00:47:00,117 --> 00:47:01,662
♪ ready ready ready ♪
1054
00:47:01,686 --> 00:47:03,986
♪ I'm ready ready
Ready to rock 'n' roll ♪
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