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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,236 --> 00:00:04,781 Ah-ah-ah! Country And western is blue. 2 00:00:04,805 --> 00:00:07,284 Great. I gotta spin my Morning color coding albums 3 00:00:07,308 --> 00:00:09,119 While andy's off Somewhere having a vacation. 4 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:10,143 Hot mic. 5 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:13,056 Available now at the Greater cincinnati area 6 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:15,658 And it's 20 minutes before 10 on the mighty krp, 7 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:16,826 This is your house physician 8 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,528 Delving deep into His little black bag 9 00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:20,163 For a dose of medicinal music 10 00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:24,801 From way back in 1965! Mr. Wilson pickett! 11 00:00:28,795 --> 00:00:30,306 You know it really Hurts me to think 12 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:31,541 You're gonna do this man. 13 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:33,710 I mean I can't believe This! So shallow! 14 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:36,112 No. I think it'll be fun and Good for your career, johnny. 15 00:00:36,136 --> 00:00:37,480 What career? 16 00:00:37,504 --> 00:00:39,249 He's got a career, he Doesn't need a career. 17 00:00:39,273 --> 00:00:41,073 Right. All I need is money. 18 00:00:42,109 --> 00:00:43,486 It's always the money, isn't it? 19 00:00:43,510 --> 00:00:44,954 You know, you used To be my idol man? 20 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:46,155 - yeah. - 'cause you were different. 21 00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:47,857 I mean you stayed away From things like this. 22 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,125 Need I remind you 23 00:00:49,149 --> 00:00:51,583 That I have two growing Ex-wives to support? 24 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:55,131 Do you have any Idea how much it cost 25 00:00:55,155 --> 00:00:57,422 To keep bitter, Vindictive women happy? 26 00:00:58,793 --> 00:01:00,704 You did television Before, didn't you, johnny? 27 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:03,206 Uh, yeah, once I did A little commercial. 28 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:04,708 - it wasn't very good though. - it was good. 29 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:08,444 It was "150 rock 'n' roll Classics for a dollar." 30 00:01:08,468 --> 00:01:10,479 Yeah, it wasn't good, they Were about 20 seconds long. 31 00:01:10,503 --> 00:01:13,316 Yeah, but you were good. 32 00:01:13,340 --> 00:01:16,652 See, uh, all I'm gonna do is Do what I'm doin' right here. 33 00:01:16,676 --> 00:01:18,188 But they're gonna Point the camera at me, 34 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:21,157 And they're gonna Give me 500 bucks a week. 35 00:01:21,181 --> 00:01:23,292 Andy says he thinks it'll Help build an audience 36 00:01:23,316 --> 00:01:24,728 For my morning show. 37 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:27,518 - he needs the money. - I do need the money. 38 00:01:29,156 --> 00:01:30,600 - I owe bailey... - a lot! 39 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:31,901 You know how much he owes me? 40 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,359 Yeah, I-I, yeah, I Know, I owe you too. 41 00:01:35,729 --> 00:01:38,263 For what I think were Rigged football games. 42 00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:42,011 They were not rigged. 43 00:01:42,035 --> 00:01:43,412 Come on, man. 44 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:47,584 There was something deeply Weird about that ohio state game. 45 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:50,553 You lost that game Fair and square, mr. Tv. 46 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:52,355 I am not mr. Tv. 47 00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:54,090 And-and that's the Whole point, man. 48 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,591 When you look at television, 49 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:58,161 You never see rock 'n roll Really presented well, you know. 50 00:01:58,185 --> 00:02:00,096 And I think I've got a Chance here to kinda make... 51 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,298 Do you think they're gonna Let you do what you wanna do? 52 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:04,300 Well, they hired me. 53 00:02:04,324 --> 00:02:05,401 Now, I don't think they're gonna 54 00:02:05,425 --> 00:02:07,626 Pay me for something I can't do. 55 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:11,441 Venus, I think you're jealous. 56 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:12,775 - jealous? - yeah. 57 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:15,545 I can do television, I've done it before. 58 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:17,047 Oh! 59 00:02:17,071 --> 00:02:18,515 Yeah, not often, but I did it. 60 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:20,219 Yeah? What did you do? 61 00:02:21,508 --> 00:02:23,108 Kiddy show. 62 00:02:24,377 --> 00:02:25,689 A what? 63 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:26,745 A kiddy show. 64 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:30,114 Uncle venus? 65 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:36,788 No, I was sailor ned. 66 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:40,603 Sailor ned. 67 00:02:40,627 --> 00:02:42,405 And that's exactly What you're gonna be. 68 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:43,573 Anyway, bailey, I Want you to know 69 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:45,608 I appreciate your Support in this. 70 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:46,742 And you got it, johnny. 71 00:02:46,766 --> 00:02:48,811 Yeah, so you'll take Me down there, huh? 72 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:50,179 Oh, no, johnny, 73 00:02:50,203 --> 00:02:52,314 I've-I've got, uh, Something important to do. 74 00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:53,516 What? 75 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:55,351 I don't know, but I Remember it as being 76 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:57,753 Something extremely important. 77 00:02:57,777 --> 00:02:58,754 I'll take you down there. 78 00:02:58,778 --> 00:02:59,922 Oh, no man. 79 00:02:59,946 --> 00:03:01,657 I don't want you to Come near a tv station. 80 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,693 Some of it might rub off on you. 81 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:06,096 No, I'll take you in there, so You won't bump in anything. 82 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:08,164 No, no, no, no I'll Walk, I'll hitchhike. 83 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,399 I'll be all right. 84 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:10,800 No, I wanna take you. 85 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:13,425 It's awful hard to Say no to uncle ned. 86 00:03:15,462 --> 00:03:17,262 - sailor ned. - I'm sorry. 87 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,200 You know I... 88 00:03:23,436 --> 00:03:25,247 Had a little dance... 89 00:03:25,271 --> 00:03:27,031 Little... Ho ho to do do... 90 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:31,454 Yeah, I had my own theme Song and everything. 91 00:03:31,478 --> 00:03:34,346 ♪ baby, if you've Ever wondered ♪ 92 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:38,383 ♪ wondered whatever Became of me ♪ 93 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:42,754 ♪ I'm livin' on the Air in cincinnati ♪ 94 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:48,404 ♪ cincinnati, wkrp ♪ 95 00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:52,809 ♪ got kind of tired of Packin' and unpackin' ♪ 96 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:55,800 ♪ town to town, up And down the dial ♪ 97 00:03:57,337 --> 00:04:01,183 ♪ maybe you and me Were never meant to be ♪ 98 00:04:01,207 --> 00:04:05,054 ♪ just maybe think Of me once in a while ♪ 99 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:11,016 ♪ I'm at wkrp in cincinnati... ♪ 100 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,543 Hey, john, this Is show business. 101 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:28,844 Yeah. 102 00:04:28,868 --> 00:04:31,214 I just asked her for a Couple of good turntables, 103 00:04:31,238 --> 00:04:32,382 You know, but... 104 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:35,584 John! There he is, The star of our show. 105 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:37,720 - hey, hey, good to see you. - it's good to see you. 106 00:04:37,744 --> 00:04:40,489 Ha-ha! 107 00:04:40,513 --> 00:04:42,691 Uh, this is my man, Venus flytrap. 108 00:04:42,715 --> 00:04:44,660 This is avis dropkin, She hired me. 109 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:46,763 - oh, hi. - I know venus. 110 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,798 I listen to you all the Time, I love your stuff. 111 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:50,466 - thank you. - hey, you know, 112 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:52,810 You might be right for Another show we're developing. 113 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:55,504 - really? - yeah. 114 00:04:55,528 --> 00:04:56,839 Well, I... 115 00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:59,164 - he doesn't like television. - oh, yeah, I do. 116 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:03,212 Yeah, I used to be, uh, ned, 117 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:04,414 - a little dance and... - yeah. 118 00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:06,782 Really! Excuse me, just One second, will you? 119 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:09,618 I've got a surprise for You, you stay right there. 120 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:12,255 Max! Where's that standup? 121 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:14,390 All that stuff about being poor. 122 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:15,624 Yeah, I see why You took this gig, 123 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:17,093 That's a nice lookin' lady. 124 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:18,727 Oh, come on. You don't Think another pretty face's 125 00:05:18,751 --> 00:05:21,152 - gonna turn my head, do you? - right off your shoulders. 126 00:05:22,622 --> 00:05:24,700 Hey, man, I mean it's just For the money, you know. 127 00:05:24,724 --> 00:05:27,236 That is all. The rest Of this is just gravy. 128 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:28,471 Wish I had a biscuit. 129 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,495 Man on pa: okay, Heat 'em up, george. 130 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:34,510 Hey, man! This is Incredible! Look at this! 131 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:36,812 Yeah, this kinda makes You wanna dance, 132 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:38,516 - doesn't that? - yeah. 133 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:40,549 Wait till you see this, john. 134 00:05:40,573 --> 00:05:43,286 Okay, max, bring it right Up here, right there. 135 00:05:43,310 --> 00:05:45,270 Set it right down There, that's it. 136 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:47,512 Ho-ho! 137 00:05:50,650 --> 00:05:51,770 What do you think, john? 138 00:05:53,553 --> 00:05:55,131 What is it? 139 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:57,467 Well, it's you! Don't you see it? 140 00:05:57,491 --> 00:05:59,202 - me? - yeah. 141 00:05:59,226 --> 00:06:01,170 W-why, what is it for? 142 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:04,640 We're gonna put these in Every record store in cincinnati 143 00:06:04,664 --> 00:06:06,242 And that is just the beginning. 144 00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:09,312 No, no, no, no, no, avis. 145 00:06:09,336 --> 00:06:13,383 Uh... Come on, it's-it's Bad trick photography. 146 00:06:13,407 --> 00:06:16,453 Th-th-the head 's too Small for the body. 147 00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:18,655 - it is? - oh, don't worry, it'll work. 148 00:06:18,679 --> 00:06:20,679 Your head is too Small for your body. 149 00:06:21,348 --> 00:06:22,559 Thank you, ned. 150 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:25,061 See what we've got here. 151 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:29,199 Barry manilow, barry Gibb, barry white. 152 00:06:29,223 --> 00:06:30,455 You forgot barry goldwater. 153 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:35,771 Gee. I'm... I'm sorry. I Thought you'd like it. 154 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:37,507 Not too much. 155 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:39,642 Well, you'll get used To it. It's television. 156 00:06:39,666 --> 00:06:42,178 I-I-I can't play this stuff. 157 00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:44,180 I mean, here, I-I brought Some records see, 158 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:45,181 - uh, allman brothers, - john. 159 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:46,182 - ray charles, - johnny! 160 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:48,184 - buddy holly... - johnny, listen to me. 161 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:49,518 This is just for The opening show. 162 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:50,686 It's just for the premier. 163 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:52,255 Get it off to a big Push, you know. 164 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:53,489 Then we'll go from there. 165 00:06:53,513 --> 00:06:55,713 Why don't we push off In the right direction? 166 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:58,828 Trust me. I know what I'm doing. 167 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:00,997 Now you're just a Little nervous, that's all. 168 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:03,299 We're getting close to airtime, I think you better change. 169 00:07:03,323 --> 00:07:04,534 - change? - into what? 170 00:07:04,558 --> 00:07:08,103 Oh, ha-ha-ha, very funny. 171 00:07:08,127 --> 00:07:10,206 I-I was just gonna Wear this, you know. 172 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:12,007 Oh, johnny, no you Can't wear that. 173 00:07:12,031 --> 00:07:13,309 You got a whole wardrobe In your dressing room, 174 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:14,343 It's over there. 175 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:15,711 And you're gonna Need some makeup. 176 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:17,079 Now I listen, I tell you what. 177 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:20,116 You go on over and I'll Meet you there. Okay? 178 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:22,440 Max, you made that Damn head too small. 179 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:26,122 Wardrobe. 180 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:27,445 Probably a clown suit! 181 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:30,592 I told you this Was gonna happen. 182 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:31,894 Well, it better not Happen like that 183 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:33,229 Or it ain't gonna happen at all, 184 00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:34,763 I just have to straighten Her out, it's simple. 185 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:36,398 In the meantime, you Can put on some makeup. 186 00:07:36,422 --> 00:07:37,766 Maybe some rouge, Little lipstick. 187 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:40,602 Yeah, yeah. Is that what Fireman ned used to do? 188 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:42,266 Venus: sailor ned. 189 00:07:43,497 --> 00:07:45,508 Well, this is my dressing room. 190 00:07:45,532 --> 00:07:47,610 At least until she gets here. 191 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:49,812 Wow! This is nice! 192 00:07:49,836 --> 00:07:52,582 Well, it's just a Dressing room, man. 193 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:55,084 I mean, you don't think the Doctor is gonna be bought out 194 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:58,743 By a dressing room With a fully stocked bar. 195 00:08:02,081 --> 00:08:03,726 I wonder when she's Gonna do the other show. 196 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,061 Your show? 197 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:07,530 - yeah, yeah, just a thought. - yeah. 198 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:10,466 Well, you'll probably Find out real soon, pal. 199 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,468 She'll give you a little call, 200 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:15,038 And invite you out for dinner. 201 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:17,040 Boy, we must have put Down about five bottles 202 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:19,041 Of this over our dinner. 203 00:08:19,065 --> 00:08:20,109 - I bet you did. - yeah. 204 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:21,244 Where'd you sign the contract? 205 00:08:21,268 --> 00:08:23,179 At the dinner table Or at her apartment? 206 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:24,443 Well, I really don't remember. 207 00:08:26,272 --> 00:08:29,619 But, you know, it's just a Standard contract, nothing much. 208 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:31,553 Well, I hope you had A lawyer look it over. 209 00:08:31,577 --> 00:08:33,656 Hey man! I can read! 210 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:37,226 I have signed a few Contracts in my day, you know. 211 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:39,028 How do you think I got where I am? 212 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:41,330 Avis: knock, knock. Are you decent? 213 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,232 No, I'm not. You Hurry on in here. 214 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:45,990 - ha-ha! Oh, you are funny. - yeah. 215 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:48,537 - champagne! - mm-hmm. 216 00:08:48,561 --> 00:08:49,806 Perfect. 217 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:51,774 - mind if I pour myself one? - help yourself. 218 00:08:51,798 --> 00:08:53,642 Not too much for you Before airtime though. 219 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:54,643 Yeah. 220 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:58,614 Uh, about airtime, avis, uh... 221 00:08:58,638 --> 00:09:00,449 We gotta have a little chat here 222 00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:01,984 'cause I think we Got some problems. 223 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:04,153 Oh! Wait a minute! You Haven't changed yet, your suit. 224 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:05,988 I tell you I don't know Where my head is today. 225 00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:08,357 I completely forgot To show you your suit. 226 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,261 Wait till you see these, johnny. 227 00:09:12,019 --> 00:09:15,064 Holy cow! That's really nice. 228 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:18,334 - they are the... - disco suits. 229 00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:19,736 Yeah. 230 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:24,307 - I'm supposed to wear these? - yeah. 231 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:26,531 What if people are eating While they're watching? 232 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:31,202 Johnny, what is wrong? I-I picked these out myself. 233 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:34,616 Oh, well, uh... 234 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:37,519 It's just all disco, You know, I mean, 235 00:09:37,543 --> 00:09:39,477 Disco is dead, thank god. 236 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:44,427 John, this is a dance show. 237 00:09:44,451 --> 00:09:46,695 It's visual. It's physical. 238 00:09:46,719 --> 00:09:48,164 - it's tv. - yeah. 239 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:50,499 I mean kids don't dance To the grateful dead. 240 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:53,169 I mean, I love 'em, you Love 'em, we all do. 241 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:55,771 Let's get a little mellow And listen to them sometime. 242 00:09:55,795 --> 00:09:57,440 But not here. 243 00:09:57,464 --> 00:10:00,042 Here is different, right baby? 244 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:01,577 Here we dance. 245 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,001 So let's get dressed. 246 00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:08,584 Avis, I don't do disco. It's like the man says, 247 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,152 "It's gotta be Rock 'n' roll music 248 00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:12,088 If you wanna dance with me." 249 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,090 Well, johnny. 250 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:17,548 Like the lady says, "Let's get dressed." 251 00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:20,762 - I remember that. - good. 252 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:21,786 Uh, 253 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,802 Well, then why don't I Dress like I'm dressed 254 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:29,193 And, uh, play the Records that I play? 255 00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:33,275 I'm sorry. No. 256 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:36,746 Well, looks like it's Time for "Got to walk." 257 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:37,847 John, uh... 258 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,682 You see, john won't Play what you want. 259 00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:41,417 - just a moment please. - yes. 260 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:42,441 Just a moment. 261 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,122 Johnny, a lot of people Have worked very hard 262 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,324 On "Got to dance" To make it work. 263 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:50,592 Lot of jobs are on the Line here, including mine. 264 00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:51,593 I'm sorry. 265 00:10:51,617 --> 00:10:54,230 He's sorry. He really is sorry. 266 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:55,598 So, you see, you Cannot leave now. 267 00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:57,166 Not at this late date. 268 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:58,700 We are on the air in 45 minutes. 269 00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:01,070 Yeah, uh, I didn't know It's gonna be like this. 270 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,538 - he didn't know. - no. 271 00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:04,673 Can't you just find Somebody else? 272 00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:06,208 You could find somebody else. 273 00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:08,199 I've to, uh... Samurai ned is here. 274 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,582 I don't want anybody else. 275 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:15,006 I want johnny fever. 276 00:11:16,575 --> 00:11:18,254 Look, john, I think What we should do, 277 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:20,238 Is just cut right To the chase here. 278 00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:23,225 Now if you walk out that door, 279 00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:25,561 They're gonna call That breach of contract. 280 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:28,564 They? Uh, who're "They"? 281 00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:30,332 The people who own this station 282 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,101 And five other ones. 283 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,335 Now I won't be able to stop them 284 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,471 From suing you, and they will. 285 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:36,761 So let 'em. 286 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,310 Johnny... 287 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,334 Do you think I wanna See that happen? 288 00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:45,170 I mean after... 289 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:49,351 Baby, come on. 290 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:50,820 You ever tried to get Blood out of a stone. 291 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,276 Well, stone's his middle name. 292 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:57,326 You know, maybe I'm not Making myself real clear here. 293 00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,270 Our backs are up Against the wall. 294 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,253 Oh! Johnny! 295 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,534 I care about you! 296 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,337 I don't wanna see you Ending up with nothing. 297 00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,639 Well, listen honey, uh, 298 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:13,743 I've been livin' on next to Nothing for most of my life. 299 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:15,144 Well, listen Honey, you try livin' 300 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:18,380 On a fourth of next to nothing For the rest of your life. 301 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,182 Because it'll mean Garnishment of your salary 302 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:21,246 And they will do it. 303 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,686 Now, baby don't be a fool. 304 00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:27,489 I have big plans For you in this show. 305 00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:29,124 And if you screw that Up, they'll make you pay. 306 00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:30,308 Don't you think they won't? 307 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,831 Can't you just please Find somebody else? 308 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:38,500 I don't want somebody else! 309 00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:40,102 I hired you! 310 00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:42,738 Johnny fever to get out There and smile and laugh 311 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,506 And dance and shake your booty 312 00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:46,811 Because that's what those Kids expectin' my darling. 313 00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:50,401 That is exactly what you Are going to give them. 314 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,320 Now, I'm sorry that... 315 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,529 We have to talk like This. I don't like it. 316 00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:01,398 I'm a nice person, You know that. 317 00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:04,648 So why don't you Shave, pick out an outfit, 318 00:13:05,719 --> 00:13:07,462 And get ready to dance? 319 00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:09,398 And I'm gonna go out And finish setting up, 320 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,462 And I will be out There waiting for you. 321 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,365 And one more thing... 322 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,038 - good luck, baby. - oh. 323 00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:17,361 I love you. 324 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:19,798 See you there. 325 00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,572 - doesn't worry me. - nah! 326 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,686 Hey, are you gonna split? 327 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:33,222 Uh, yeah, yeah, uh. 328 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,389 I gotta get back to radio. 329 00:13:34,413 --> 00:13:36,291 - you remember radio? - how about you? 330 00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:38,227 Well, uh, no, no, I think, 331 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:41,130 I-I better stay here and Just make it real clear 332 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,232 Where I stand on television. 333 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:44,666 Yeah, I think you Should talk to her. 334 00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:46,635 Yeah, I'm-I'm gonna have To talk to her, yeah. 335 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,037 Yeah, and-and-and absolutely. 336 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:49,371 And you should Start by telling her 337 00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:50,806 What you won't play, What you won't wear. 338 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,307 Right, records and Cloths and everything. 339 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,342 - yeah. - right, bye-bye. 340 00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,576 - hey, venus. - yeah. 341 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,200 Uh, I-I'm not gonna do it. 342 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,489 - how much time do we have? - I dunno. 343 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,490 Well, this set doesn't work. 344 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,491 Herb: I need more cord. 345 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,492 What? 346 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:10,959 Herb: I need more cord. 347 00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:13,062 Oh, I'd be so nervous, I Don't see how he can do it. 348 00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:14,263 Come on, turn it on. 349 00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:15,398 Yes, sir. 350 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:18,134 I wanna see somebody I Know personally on tv. 351 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:19,468 Herb: I need more cord. 352 00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:21,303 Herb, that's all the Cord you're gonna get. 353 00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:23,372 Yes, ma'am. Oh, it-it-it's on. 354 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,041 Oh, I'd be going crazy. 355 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:26,675 - here it comes, here we go. - I'd be fainting by now. 356 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,278 All right, all right, Bailey, big deal. 357 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:30,612 I was on tv once, 358 00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:33,215 Coast to coast, "Real Families," remember that? 359 00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:35,451 That's right, herb. You Were a national disgrace. 360 00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,315 - this is only local. - right. 361 00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,422 Venus, you-you got here. 362 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,757 Just in time to see what They're gonna do with our fever. 363 00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,592 - what? - big misunderstanding. 364 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,261 Yeah, but my man Turned 'em down. 365 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,595 I'm pretty sure he did. 366 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,431 - what are they gonna do? - hey, I don't know. 367 00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:50,132 - ssshhh, it's starting. - here we go. 368 00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:52,101 Announcer on tv: get Ready cincinnati, 369 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:55,571 'cause here's the show that's Got the town's toes a-tappin' 370 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:56,694 "Gotta dance!" 371 00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,575 and here's your host, 372 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:02,245 our own afternoon Consulting physician, 373 00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:06,448 the man himself, Dr. Johnny fever! 374 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,050 Howdy hi guys and gals? 375 00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:23,699 Hey, it's time for "Gotta dance." 376 00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:26,535 And we got a stack of whacks In the beat for your feet, 377 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:31,139 But first few words About dr. Johnny fever. 378 00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:33,075 Turns out the cat Was a prima donna. 379 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,643 So who needs him, huh? 380 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:38,447 Right. Man was definitely Stuck back in the 60's 381 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,482 And these are the 80's, 382 00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:42,418 So let's move with today. 383 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,719 Let's move with the groove. 384 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:47,356 Let's ride the tide And that's me, rip tide. 385 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,725 And I gotta dance! 386 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:52,127 All right! 387 00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:54,396 Let's do it, Cincinnati. You ready? 388 00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:55,764 Let's start off with That enchantress 389 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,165 From the silver screen, 390 00:15:57,189 --> 00:16:01,092 The incredibly soulful ms. Oblivious, "Neutron bomb." 391 00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:14,038 ♪ a place where Nobody dared to go ♪ 392 00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:18,220 ♪ the love that We came to know ♪ 393 00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:20,456 ♪ they call it xanadu ♪ 394 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,691 Good gravy. 395 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,459 Puke. 396 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,061 Amazing. 397 00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:28,296 - I don't believe it. - I don't either. 398 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,760 I mean imagine johnny quitting And giving up all that money. 399 00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:33,091 Herb! 400 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,027 That is johnny. 401 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:38,730 I knew that. 402 00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:41,243 He knew that. 403 00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:42,511 He always knows that. 404 00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:46,148 ♪ what we have made is real ♪ 405 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,639 ♪ we are in xanadu ♪ 406 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,325 My, johnny is all over 407 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,660 The entertainment Section this morning. 408 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:02,030 You mean "Rip tide." why? 409 00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:04,300 Why couldn't he become Famous here at 'krp? 410 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,068 Look, this review says He is the hottest thing 411 00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:08,192 To hit cincinnati since Rosemary clooney. 412 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,408 Why did he do it? Amazing! 413 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:13,642 I-I don't understand it. 414 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:16,378 Why would he make such A fool out of himself? 415 00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:18,046 I thought he did A very nice job. 416 00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:19,448 Oh, it was sickening. 417 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:20,483 Okay, it was sickening, 418 00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:22,618 But it worked. So it's good. 419 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,786 I don't know whether It was bad or good. 420 00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:26,770 I guess that's a Point in my favor. 421 00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:31,149 He's a star, a tv star. 422 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,763 He's only been on one day, herb. 423 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,365 And that's how it Is in television, les. 424 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,469 You got one day to Make it or you're gone. 425 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,570 - hi bailey. - hi john. 426 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,194 - les. - ooh! 427 00:17:44,296 --> 00:17:45,296 Thank you. 428 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:48,667 Hi big john. 429 00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:53,048 Ho-how-how's the guy? Uh, how you feeling? 430 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,617 Same as usual. 431 00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:57,253 - did you see the paper? - oh! 432 00:17:57,277 --> 00:18:00,022 I mean, did-did you see Your picture in the paper? 433 00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,657 Herb, it's a bunch Of hype, okay? 434 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,592 Oh, no. I'll get That. I'll get that. 435 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:04,616 Ah, thanks. 436 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,364 So, uh, did you like "Riptide"? 437 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,366 Oh, I loved him. 438 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,768 - it was genius. I mean genius! - yeah? 439 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,271 - oh, everybody loves you. - thanks. 440 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:16,335 You're welcome, rip. 441 00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,064 Bailey, what do you think? 442 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,547 Why don't you wash that Stuff out of your hair? 443 00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,103 I tried, it won't come out. 444 00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:30,786 But what did you think of "Rip"? 445 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:33,789 Oh, well, I, uh... Gee, uh... 446 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,012 Johnny I, I... 447 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,427 I thought it was interesting, 448 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,362 Very interesting. 449 00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:42,097 Tell the truth. 450 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,121 That's the truth. 451 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,201 Oh, johnny, I hated it. 452 00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:47,603 Why did you do it? Why? 453 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,071 How could you do this To yourself, johnny? 454 00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:51,407 I-I-I had to do it, bailey. 455 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:52,641 Of course, he did. 456 00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:55,644 Yeah. I mean it's a Contract, legal stuff. 457 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:56,668 Sure it is. 458 00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,382 I don't feel bad about doing it. 459 00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:01,717 Of course you don't. 460 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:05,287 See I... I had to Save my own skin. 461 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,223 So I came up with rip tide 462 00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:10,759 And it's not a bad idea When you think about it. 463 00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,694 Absolutely. 464 00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:14,263 Look... I mean, 465 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:16,653 I-I lucked into a great scam. 466 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:23,505 I mean, uh, I let This guy riptide 467 00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:26,575 Go on a goon bench For an hour a day, 468 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,277 I pick up his paycheck. 469 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,412 I mean it's a great con. 470 00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:31,780 Don't you see what I am sayin'? 471 00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:33,437 I lucked into a good thing. 472 00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:36,619 Oh, well, I guess. 473 00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:38,554 Holy matrimony. 474 00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:41,357 I mean the guy is getting It from both sides now 475 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:44,382 For the first time in his Miserable excuse for a career. 476 00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:48,197 Thank you, herb. 477 00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:50,732 Oh, john. This could be big. 478 00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:53,035 I mean you're really big. 479 00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:55,270 Oh, dick clark started Out with a little local show, 480 00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:56,738 And the next thing you know, 481 00:19:56,762 --> 00:20:00,342 Bingo! He is in 2000 markets. And you know what? 482 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,400 He never ages. Never. 483 00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:06,414 Yeah, but that's dick clark. 484 00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:09,551 Riptide is not going To get 2000 markets. 485 00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:11,252 Hey, don't be too sure. 486 00:20:11,276 --> 00:20:13,221 I mean this could be really big. 487 00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:14,422 How big, john? 488 00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:17,759 Well... Uh, my producer Says that the station 489 00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:22,230 Is... Looking for somebody to Syndicate the show regionally. 490 00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:23,565 - really? - yeah. 491 00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:25,834 Uh, could I get in On this somehow? 492 00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:27,268 Well, I don't know, herb. 493 00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:30,105 Well, I-I mean I could be Your publicist or anything. 494 00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:31,407 It is television. 495 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,375 There's probably plenty Of room for guys like you. 496 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:34,399 Yeah. 497 00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:39,447 You could be the next alan carr. 498 00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:41,349 Alan carr, right! 499 00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:42,450 Let me tell you Something now, bailey. 500 00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:44,586 This is really staggering? 501 00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:47,556 See, uh, if I understand My producer, 502 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,258 What we have to Get is a prime demo... 503 00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:51,459 Demographic. 504 00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:54,730 D-demographic in each Of the top 10 markets. 505 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,598 And the secondaries Will fall in line. 506 00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:58,167 Yeah, yeah. 507 00:20:58,191 --> 00:21:01,570 - now, it-it's a, It's a rolling market strategy. - right. 508 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:05,340 Uh, the-the rate card is Based on the demographic slew. 509 00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:06,341 - s... - skew. 510 00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:07,609 S-skew, that's the word. 511 00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:08,644 - I knew it. - yeah. 512 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,712 Our skew is heavy on teens, 513 00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:13,815 But if we can get the Secondary and temporary... 514 00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:15,550 D-d-ah, tertiary. 515 00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:19,488 Tertiary 18 to 34's, 516 00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:23,558 We got a shot at the Prime advertising dollar. 517 00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:26,028 - god, I love it. - johnny. 518 00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:27,329 Yeah? 519 00:21:27,353 --> 00:21:30,098 Do you realize that You've just used the word 520 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,556 Skew and the word tertiary? 521 00:21:33,725 --> 00:21:34,725 Guess, I did. 522 00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:40,242 It wasn't me talking. That was, uh, riptide. 523 00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:41,510 Am I right, herb? 524 00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:43,574 Oh, you're so right, I'm about to faint. 525 00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:47,382 See, that's rip talking, That's not the doctor. 526 00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:51,453 The doctor is still too cool To discuss this nonsense. 527 00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:53,388 What does she know, right? 528 00:21:53,412 --> 00:21:54,789 - right. - right. 529 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:55,823 What do you know, right? 530 00:21:55,847 --> 00:21:58,260 - oh, right. - right. 531 00:21:58,284 --> 00:22:00,262 I tell you what I know Though, I gotta dance. 532 00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:02,166 - all right, me too. - jock it. 533 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,533 Good lord. 534 00:22:05,557 --> 00:22:08,025 I gotta find out who In the hell alan carr is. 535 00:22:13,232 --> 00:22:14,709 Johnny on radio: all right, babies. 536 00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:17,379 this is the mighty 'krp And I'm dr. Johnny fever, 537 00:22:17,403 --> 00:22:19,148 the man who turned Down the television show 538 00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:21,115 that's got cincinnati Dance until it's dizzy, 539 00:22:21,139 --> 00:22:22,417 I'm talking about "Gotta dance" 540 00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:23,985 on channel 11 Every afternoon at 4. 541 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:25,254 - hi. - hi. 542 00:22:25,278 --> 00:22:27,523 Johnny on radio: riptide Is not my kinda guy. 543 00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:29,758 but you got to admit the Man is packed with charisma, 544 00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:32,794 the cat is hot and you Know I would like it. 545 00:22:32,818 --> 00:22:37,166 Please allow me To introduce myself. 546 00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:38,767 That's johnny promoting himself. 547 00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:39,835 Well, there's nothing Wrong with that. 548 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,469 - that's okay with me. - it is? 549 00:22:41,493 --> 00:22:43,605 Yeah, why not? Sounds Like he is cookin'. 550 00:22:43,629 --> 00:22:44,706 Why not? 551 00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:46,875 Because he's Behaving like a mad man. 552 00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:48,343 So, what else is new, huh? 553 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,579 Well, he doesn't know Whether he's dr. Johnny fever 554 00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:53,548 Or this new riptide person Who by the way kisses 555 00:22:53,572 --> 00:22:55,083 Instead of shaking hands. 556 00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:56,418 Oh, you know, theoretically, 557 00:22:56,442 --> 00:22:59,320 He's neither fever or Tide, he is johnny caravella. 558 00:22:59,344 --> 00:23:00,789 Oh, good. Now he Is three people. 559 00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:03,013 That's even better. Wait until you... 560 00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:05,784 See him. 561 00:23:08,453 --> 00:23:09,453 Where've you been? 562 00:23:10,756 --> 00:23:12,622 Uh-huh, I've been in columbus. 563 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,170 - columbus? - yeah. 564 00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:16,571 Why? 565 00:23:16,595 --> 00:23:18,915 Well, I had to take a couple Of days off for vacation. 566 00:23:19,432 --> 00:23:21,472 - in columbus? - yeah, I like columbus. 567 00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:24,146 Columbus. 568 00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:27,783 - why you dress like that? - oh! 569 00:23:27,807 --> 00:23:30,618 Well, ol' ripper's got a promo Appearance this afternoon 570 00:23:30,642 --> 00:23:32,453 At a supermarket opening. 571 00:23:32,477 --> 00:23:34,356 I know the guy is a stone drag, 572 00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:37,726 But the kids love him and He loves them right back. 573 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:40,150 My wink is my word, dig a vous? 574 00:23:49,795 --> 00:23:51,740 Venus: we'll just sit him right Down and will convince him. 575 00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:54,009 - right. Tough cop, nice cop. - right. 576 00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:55,376 I'm the tough cop. 577 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,445 No, no, I'm the tough Cop. You're the nice cop. 578 00:23:57,469 --> 00:23:58,780 - you be nice, I'll be hard. - right. 579 00:23:58,804 --> 00:24:01,316 - come on, now, rehearse. - right, I'm sorry. 580 00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:02,317 Bailey: you're the nice cop. 581 00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:03,618 Venus: I am the tough cop. 582 00:24:03,642 --> 00:24:05,787 Bailey: oh, right. I am Sorry. I remember. 583 00:24:05,811 --> 00:24:08,022 Wait till you see these New strobe lights we've got. 584 00:24:08,046 --> 00:24:09,458 They're fantastic! 585 00:24:09,482 --> 00:24:10,759 We're gonna put 'em In the show today... 586 00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:12,661 Come in. 587 00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:15,185 - hi. - venus! My man! How are ya? 588 00:24:16,321 --> 00:24:18,566 Bailey, how are you sweetheart? 589 00:24:18,590 --> 00:24:20,168 Fine, john, thank you. 590 00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:22,236 Well, I think I'll Get a move on. 591 00:24:22,260 --> 00:24:25,173 Avis, this is Bailey. Bailey, avis. 592 00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:27,175 Hello, bailey. Nice to meet you. 593 00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:28,565 I've heard so much about you. 594 00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:31,446 Hi. 595 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,430 - well, see ya out on stage. - yeah. 596 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,515 - so who wants a drink? - no, thank you. 597 00:24:39,544 --> 00:24:41,064 - sure? - yeah. 598 00:24:42,581 --> 00:24:44,592 So, well, what brings You two down here? 599 00:24:44,616 --> 00:24:45,794 Well, we, uh... 600 00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:49,197 I know you wanna see us Do the show live, right? 601 00:24:49,221 --> 00:24:50,531 No, john. 602 00:24:50,555 --> 00:24:53,201 You-you see bailey and I've Come down here because... 603 00:24:53,225 --> 00:24:54,435 Well, we wanna, uh... 604 00:24:54,459 --> 00:24:56,693 Ah, huh, okay, okay, okay. 605 00:24:57,863 --> 00:24:59,674 I know why you're here. 606 00:24:59,698 --> 00:25:01,476 Matter of fact, I'd Just been wondering 607 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,645 When this was gonna happen? 608 00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:05,680 I mean this is the Part where you tell me 609 00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:08,416 It's necessary to Save my soul, right? 610 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,084 Well, yeah, something like that. 611 00:25:10,108 --> 00:25:11,275 Yeah, okay. 612 00:25:13,545 --> 00:25:15,557 I appreciate your friendship, 613 00:25:15,581 --> 00:25:19,383 But your concern is unnecessary. 614 00:25:21,086 --> 00:25:22,086 Believe me. 615 00:25:23,155 --> 00:25:26,101 I mean, uh, I'm okay, right? 616 00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:30,705 If you just let me enjoy Myself a little longer, huh? 617 00:25:30,729 --> 00:25:33,675 I mean, uh, little notoriety, 618 00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:35,532 Little bread for a change. 619 00:25:38,137 --> 00:25:40,377 You want me to look this Gift horse in the mouth? 620 00:25:40,739 --> 00:25:42,439 - uh... - no. 621 00:25:44,110 --> 00:25:45,110 Venus? 622 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:52,461 Hey, I really love you Guys to death. Hug, hug, hug. 623 00:25:52,485 --> 00:25:54,196 Well, gotta dance. 624 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:56,220 Okay, you kids make Yourselves at home. 625 00:25:59,858 --> 00:26:02,126 Was I the tough Cop or the nice cop? 626 00:26:20,812 --> 00:26:23,658 Hey, we're really Lovin' now, kiddies. 627 00:26:23,682 --> 00:26:27,795 I will be right back with our big New dance contest segment, huh! 628 00:26:27,819 --> 00:26:29,297 But before we do that, 629 00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:32,133 I want to say one thing To all of you out there, 630 00:26:32,157 --> 00:26:34,602 God love each and Every one of you. 631 00:26:34,626 --> 00:26:37,138 And just be sure to stay tuned, 632 00:26:37,162 --> 00:26:39,774 'cause the old ripper is Gotta get everybody ripped. 633 00:26:39,798 --> 00:26:41,209 So stick around, 634 00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:44,779 'cause there's a whole lot More coming on "Gotta dance." 635 00:26:44,803 --> 00:26:47,048 ♪ ooh I, I love the night life ♪ 636 00:26:47,072 --> 00:26:49,084 ♪ I've got to boogie ♪ 637 00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:53,621 ♪ on the disco 'round, oh yeah ♪ 638 00:26:53,645 --> 00:26:55,525 ♪ >oh, I love the night life ♪ 639 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,527 And on the commodities exchange, 640 00:26:59,551 --> 00:27:02,663 Hogs again took a Mysterious stumble, 641 00:27:02,687 --> 00:27:07,035 As soybeans and wheat Made a shocking comeback. 642 00:27:07,059 --> 00:27:08,469 I'll have a personal observation 643 00:27:08,493 --> 00:27:12,107 On that hog stumble Story on my 6 p.M. Report. 644 00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:13,308 This is les nessman saying, 645 00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:16,211 Good day and may the Good news be yours. 646 00:27:16,235 --> 00:27:18,713 Advertisement: having trouble With that winter tan? 647 00:27:18,737 --> 00:27:20,481 Hiya, rip. 648 00:27:20,505 --> 00:27:22,117 It's johnny, les. 649 00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:24,052 I know that. I'm just teasing. 650 00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:25,453 I love to tease. 651 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:27,717 Yeah, you're one of the World's great kidders, les. 652 00:27:28,713 --> 00:27:29,713 Yeah. 653 00:27:31,516 --> 00:27:33,916 Hey, listen, les. Stick around. I wanna tell you somethin'. 654 00:27:34,753 --> 00:27:36,164 Are we gonna kid some more? 655 00:27:36,188 --> 00:27:38,488 Uh, first lemme get A record goin', huh. 656 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:43,104 Advertisement: so stop in at Your local toe tan salon, 657 00:27:43,128 --> 00:27:44,605 and you'll be a Different person. 658 00:27:46,765 --> 00:27:48,476 John, you forgot to Introduce that record. 659 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,812 Yeah, I'll back in Up, okay? Sit down. 660 00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:52,713 I wanna tell you what Happened last night. 661 00:27:52,737 --> 00:27:54,415 All right. 662 00:27:54,439 --> 00:27:57,752 Okay. You're, uh, You're hip to riptide 663 00:27:57,776 --> 00:27:59,754 And the costumes and the Hype and everything right? 664 00:27:59,778 --> 00:28:01,338 - uh-huh! - okay. 665 00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:04,425 Last night, I'm sittin' Around the pad, 666 00:28:04,449 --> 00:28:06,427 You know, I'm not doing Much of anything, just... 667 00:28:06,451 --> 00:28:07,971 - me too. - I... 668 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,231 Hmm? 669 00:28:10,255 --> 00:28:12,467 Well, that's what I was Doing last night also. 670 00:28:12,491 --> 00:28:15,103 - oh. So I'm not doing much of... - actually 671 00:28:15,127 --> 00:28:16,807 I did do some ironing. 672 00:28:19,064 --> 00:28:20,475 Good. 673 00:28:20,499 --> 00:28:24,579 Now, as I was saying, I'm Just sittin' around the pad, 674 00:28:24,603 --> 00:28:26,247 Not doing much of Anything, you know, 675 00:28:26,271 --> 00:28:28,617 And just all of a Sudden I have this... 676 00:28:28,641 --> 00:28:30,218 Idea! 677 00:28:30,242 --> 00:28:33,187 What if I slipped into One of rip's outfits? 678 00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:36,324 Just went out, cruised a Couple of clubs, you know. 679 00:28:36,348 --> 00:28:38,659 Just checked out some bars. 680 00:28:38,683 --> 00:28:40,194 You should've called me. 681 00:28:40,218 --> 00:28:41,317 We'd have fun together. 682 00:28:44,189 --> 00:28:45,269 No doubt about it, les. 683 00:28:46,791 --> 00:28:49,270 Anyway, I'm - I'm - I'm Sitting there, you know, 684 00:28:49,294 --> 00:28:51,172 And I-I can't decide, you know. 685 00:28:51,196 --> 00:28:53,308 Should I do this? Shouldn't I do it? 686 00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:56,177 I don't know I've been thinking About it for maybe an hour or so 687 00:28:56,201 --> 00:28:58,046 And all of a sudden The rip in me says, 688 00:28:58,070 --> 00:29:01,082 "Hey, why not go for It? Grab all you can." 689 00:29:01,106 --> 00:29:04,152 So I do it. And it Was fantastic, les. 690 00:29:04,176 --> 00:29:07,355 I mean I just freaked out Every place I went, you know. 691 00:29:07,379 --> 00:29:09,157 It's free drinks. 692 00:29:09,181 --> 00:29:11,026 People are trying to give me Things, you know what I mean. 693 00:29:11,050 --> 00:29:15,063 And chicks... Chicks are Crawling all over me. 694 00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:17,532 I mean they love the ol' ripper. 695 00:29:17,556 --> 00:29:19,500 They can't get enough Of him, you know. 696 00:29:19,524 --> 00:29:21,436 - chicks? - yeah! 697 00:29:21,460 --> 00:29:23,694 - oh, that's great, johnny. - yeah! 698 00:29:24,796 --> 00:29:27,397 Well... Go on. 699 00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:31,021 That's the end Of the story, les. 700 00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:33,270 Ow! 701 00:29:37,042 --> 00:29:38,042 I enjoyed it. 702 00:29:40,045 --> 00:29:41,722 I'm so glad. 703 00:29:41,746 --> 00:29:42,980 Not much kidding, though. 704 00:29:44,149 --> 00:29:46,527 No, you can't have Everything, les. 705 00:29:46,551 --> 00:29:48,296 No. 706 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:52,433 Well, see you Around... Ol' ripper. 707 00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:53,457 It's johnny. 708 00:29:56,195 --> 00:29:57,795 Right. 709 00:30:01,266 --> 00:30:04,245 ♪ de do do do, de da da da ♪ 710 00:30:04,269 --> 00:30:07,237 ♪ they're meaningless And all that's true ♪ 711 00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:14,055 Okay, that was the police. The "De do do do, de da da da". 712 00:30:14,079 --> 00:30:15,723 And I love it. I Love it. I love it. 713 00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:17,425 And here's somebody Else I really love it. 714 00:30:17,449 --> 00:30:19,227 I know you're Gonna love him too. 715 00:30:19,251 --> 00:30:21,762 It's mr. Elvis presley. 716 00:30:21,786 --> 00:30:23,666 ♪ well, it's one for the money ♪ 717 00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:25,363 ♪ two for the show ♪ 718 00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:27,468 ♪ three to get ready ♪ 719 00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:28,803 ♪ now go, cat, go ♪ 720 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:31,072 ♪ but don't you step On my blue suede shoes ♪ 721 00:30:31,096 --> 00:30:34,375 Uh, it's not elvis Presley, uh, I-I'm wrong. 722 00:30:34,399 --> 00:30:36,644 It's carl perkins. 723 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:40,481 Uh, carl perkins Wrote blue suede shoes, 724 00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:42,650 And he recorded and released it 725 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:45,854 About a month Before elvis' version. 726 00:30:45,878 --> 00:30:48,789 Uh, elvis copied him a lot. 727 00:30:48,813 --> 00:30:50,758 And, and you can hear that. 728 00:30:50,782 --> 00:30:53,583 Or you could hear it if I wasn't Talking on top of the record. 729 00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:57,565 ♪ you can do anything ♪ 730 00:30:57,589 --> 00:30:59,990 ♪ but lay off of my Blue suede shoes ♪ 731 00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:05,773 I've been talking to you Guys about this for two days. 732 00:31:05,797 --> 00:31:07,475 Why won't you listen to me? 733 00:31:07,499 --> 00:31:09,277 Why won't anybody listen to me? 734 00:31:09,301 --> 00:31:12,713 - five reasons, herb. - look, big guy... 735 00:31:12,737 --> 00:31:15,049 He's already Doing rip on the air. 736 00:31:15,073 --> 00:31:16,151 Haven't you heard him lately? 737 00:31:16,175 --> 00:31:17,518 I mean, every once in a while, 738 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:19,654 Rip will slip out Instead of johnny. 739 00:31:19,678 --> 00:31:23,624 - he is taking him over. - herb, that's nonsense. 740 00:31:23,648 --> 00:31:25,693 He has two jobs. 741 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:28,162 Now, granted, it gets A little confusing. 742 00:31:28,186 --> 00:31:30,531 I would have to agree With herb at this point. 743 00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:32,633 Don't agree with me, les, okay? 744 00:31:32,657 --> 00:31:35,370 And why are you even in here? 745 00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:38,706 I've been keeping a very Close eye on dr. Fever lately. 746 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:40,141 Oh, good. 747 00:31:40,165 --> 00:31:44,112 And I happen to be something Of an expert on schizophrenia. 748 00:31:44,136 --> 00:31:45,713 Good. 749 00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:47,148 May I tell you Something about it? 750 00:31:47,172 --> 00:31:48,249 No. 751 00:31:48,273 --> 00:31:51,285 A schizoid disorder Is when one person 752 00:31:51,309 --> 00:31:53,788 Exhibits two or more Distinct personalities. 753 00:31:53,812 --> 00:31:55,724 Now, how many of you Saw joanne woodward 754 00:31:55,748 --> 00:31:57,180 In the three faces of eve? 755 00:32:02,654 --> 00:32:03,731 Well, she got all better, 756 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:06,701 But then sally Field got it in sybil. 757 00:32:06,725 --> 00:32:08,302 How many saw that film? 758 00:32:08,326 --> 00:32:10,671 - les... - yes, sir. 759 00:32:10,695 --> 00:32:12,735 Can I interrupt here For just a second? 760 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,111 I suppose so. 761 00:32:16,135 --> 00:32:18,346 Ah, this is maybe a different Thought altogether, 762 00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:20,603 But, uh, why can't you Guys get out of my office? 763 00:32:24,176 --> 00:32:25,820 - I mean, just asking. - look, big guy, 764 00:32:25,844 --> 00:32:29,157 We have got to get rip On the air, here at krp. 765 00:32:29,181 --> 00:32:30,625 We'll make millions, I'm telling you. 766 00:32:30,649 --> 00:32:32,293 Can I get back to The subject at hand? 767 00:32:32,317 --> 00:32:35,530 If the guy is turning Into another person, 768 00:32:35,554 --> 00:32:37,499 So be it. 769 00:32:37,523 --> 00:32:38,563 I say let's help him. 770 00:32:40,492 --> 00:32:42,704 I really believe that Johnny is having a problem. 771 00:32:42,728 --> 00:32:45,573 You know, he started going Out at night in his rip costume. 772 00:32:45,597 --> 00:32:47,442 - really? - yes. 773 00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:49,644 And he's starting to refer To johnny in the third person, 774 00:32:49,668 --> 00:32:52,180 As if he were somebody Else altogether. 775 00:32:52,204 --> 00:32:54,649 Well, look, les. He's Gonna snap out of that. 776 00:32:54,673 --> 00:32:55,850 Or get worse. 777 00:32:55,874 --> 00:32:57,552 He could develop More personalities. 778 00:32:57,576 --> 00:32:58,686 Good. Maybe we'll find him in 779 00:32:58,710 --> 00:33:00,790 More than places Where he is supposed to. 780 00:33:01,446 --> 00:33:03,057 Rip, will. 781 00:33:03,081 --> 00:33:05,159 I really think that we Should try to help johnny. 782 00:33:05,183 --> 00:33:07,528 - oh, good. - how? 783 00:33:07,552 --> 00:33:09,564 Well, shocks have Been known to work. 784 00:33:09,588 --> 00:33:12,500 - shock? Are you nut? - electrical shock? 785 00:33:12,524 --> 00:33:16,159 - no, - no, I mean, Shock like... Ha! 786 00:33:17,429 --> 00:33:20,163 Little sudden Surprise or realization. 787 00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:26,583 Do you see what I am Trying to say, andy? 788 00:33:28,607 --> 00:33:32,420 Yes, I do, herb. And you're right. 789 00:33:32,444 --> 00:33:34,455 - I am? - yes. 790 00:33:34,479 --> 00:33:36,324 Now firstly, 791 00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:39,694 I don't think there's anything Seriously wrong with johnny. 792 00:33:39,718 --> 00:33:42,096 That's because you've Been in columbus. 793 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,653 I like columbus. 794 00:33:44,823 --> 00:33:46,256 Okay. 795 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,871 And secondly, I think herb's Got a pretty good idea here. 796 00:33:50,895 --> 00:33:52,240 Now look. 797 00:33:52,264 --> 00:33:54,208 Johnny has played a lot of Different characters on the air. 798 00:33:54,232 --> 00:33:56,544 Johnny fever, johnny Duke, johnny style, 799 00:33:56,568 --> 00:33:59,347 Johnny sunshine, rip tide. 800 00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:01,649 It's just an on-the-air persona. 801 00:34:01,673 --> 00:34:04,018 We can sell out his Time at double the rate. 802 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:05,019 You're right, herb. 803 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:06,787 - gee, thanks. - my pleasure. 804 00:34:06,811 --> 00:34:08,756 Wait, wait, uh, h-herb's right? 805 00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:10,613 - mm-hmm. - I'll be damn. 806 00:34:12,784 --> 00:34:14,362 I'll go get him. 807 00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:15,763 Fever and I have never Really been close, 808 00:34:15,787 --> 00:34:18,655 But rip and I had become Pretty good friends. 809 00:34:20,359 --> 00:34:23,471 - herb had a good idea. - right. 810 00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:25,028 Okay, just checking. 811 00:34:27,766 --> 00:34:29,444 don't forget to tune in, 812 00:34:29,468 --> 00:34:32,280 right after my show It's hogan's heroes. 813 00:34:32,304 --> 00:34:35,517 you remember what a Ball world war ii was. 814 00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:39,120 and then... You've got The channel 11 news team, 815 00:34:39,144 --> 00:34:41,289 with connie, bob, Billy, rhonda, jean, inez, 816 00:34:41,313 --> 00:34:42,924 and pinky with all weather... - hey, that's you. 817 00:34:42,948 --> 00:34:44,659 Yeah. 818 00:34:44,683 --> 00:34:46,361 and get ready for The most intellectually 819 00:34:46,385 --> 00:34:48,263 stimulating half Hour on television. 820 00:34:48,287 --> 00:34:49,664 "Let's make a deal." 821 00:34:49,688 --> 00:34:51,433 that's right. It's all Happening right here... 822 00:34:51,457 --> 00:34:53,068 - how about that? - on the fun channel. 823 00:34:53,092 --> 00:34:54,536 I mean you're there And you're here. 824 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,172 Yeah, it's called Videotape, herb. 825 00:34:57,196 --> 00:34:59,076 seven days a week. 826 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:05,213 Well, I got the ol' ripper doin' All the station promos now. 827 00:35:05,237 --> 00:35:06,247 That's great. 828 00:35:06,271 --> 00:35:08,283 Uh, look... 829 00:35:08,307 --> 00:35:10,651 Mr. Carlson and Andy were wondering 830 00:35:10,675 --> 00:35:13,654 If they could meet With the ripper 831 00:35:13,678 --> 00:35:15,223 In mr. Carlson's office. 832 00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:16,791 Well, I guess he's Not too busy, huh? 833 00:35:16,815 --> 00:35:18,759 - this guy I know. - yeah. 834 00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:20,795 Listen herb. Stay close to me. 835 00:35:20,819 --> 00:35:22,230 We'll do you a lot of Good, you know what I mean? 836 00:35:22,254 --> 00:35:24,065 I know what you mean. 837 00:35:24,089 --> 00:35:25,800 Herb: oh... I've been Wondering that 838 00:35:25,824 --> 00:35:27,290 If we put somebody into a... 839 00:35:30,195 --> 00:35:34,041 - here he is, the ol' ripper. - hey, john, uh, c'mon in, pal. 840 00:35:34,065 --> 00:35:35,677 Look, uh, just sit Right down here, 841 00:35:35,701 --> 00:35:37,478 I've got some coffee for You. H-how do you take it? 842 00:35:37,502 --> 00:35:39,046 - uh, black please. - you got it. 843 00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:40,147 Comfortable over there, john? 844 00:35:40,171 --> 00:35:41,749 Yes, sir. How about you? 845 00:35:41,773 --> 00:35:43,650 Me? Oh, yeah, I'm-I'm Comfortable too, yeah. 846 00:35:43,674 --> 00:35:46,776 - all right, there you go. - ah, no thanks. 847 00:35:48,346 --> 00:35:49,390 No problem. 848 00:35:49,414 --> 00:35:52,527 Johnny, this... This riptide thing, 849 00:35:52,551 --> 00:35:54,595 It's pretty Phenomenal, isn't it? 850 00:35:54,619 --> 00:35:58,132 Yeah, sure is, andy. It Really surprised me! 851 00:35:58,156 --> 00:36:00,456 Therein lies the Reason that... God! 852 00:36:02,227 --> 00:36:03,227 Hot! 853 00:36:06,064 --> 00:36:07,408 The reason that herb Wants to talk to you, 854 00:36:07,432 --> 00:36:08,776 Go ahead herb, thanks for that. 855 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,067 Ha! Thanks, andy. 856 00:36:12,437 --> 00:36:16,050 Johnny, we have... 857 00:36:16,074 --> 00:36:18,653 We've got a great idea. And you're gonna love it. 858 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:21,556 And-and you'd be doing The station a great favor. 859 00:36:21,580 --> 00:36:23,457 Now... 860 00:36:23,481 --> 00:36:27,127 We want riptide to Come to work for us. 861 00:36:27,151 --> 00:36:29,619 Now, what do you think? J-just take your time. 862 00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:32,122 I don't like it. 863 00:36:33,324 --> 00:36:37,394 - why? - I-I don't want him up here. 864 00:36:38,463 --> 00:36:40,163 W-what're you talking about? 865 00:36:41,666 --> 00:36:44,112 That guy's a creep, herb. 866 00:36:44,136 --> 00:36:46,280 - tide's you! - no, he's not. 867 00:36:46,304 --> 00:36:49,183 - then who he is? - but, he's a tv guy! 868 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:52,153 Well it's the tv guy, john, That we could use here. 869 00:36:52,177 --> 00:36:53,321 Doing what? 870 00:36:53,345 --> 00:36:55,557 Well, h-how about The morning drive time? 871 00:36:55,581 --> 00:36:59,093 - that's fever's slot. - to hell with him! 872 00:36:59,117 --> 00:37:00,117 What? 873 00:37:01,352 --> 00:37:04,532 I'm uh... Sorry. I... 874 00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:06,534 I-I forgot who I was talking to. 875 00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:07,635 L-lemme cut it here in a second, 876 00:37:07,659 --> 00:37:09,270 See, that-that-that's A bad idea. 877 00:37:09,294 --> 00:37:12,206 I don't want to replace Fever, let's forget about that. 878 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:16,510 I was suggesting maybe Like a... Like a-a one man team. 879 00:37:16,534 --> 00:37:17,612 - huh? - you know, uh, yeah, 880 00:37:17,636 --> 00:37:19,480 You and the rip. 881 00:37:19,504 --> 00:37:22,116 I-I work alone, andy. 882 00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:25,219 Yeah, but you would Be working alone, john. 883 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:28,110 No, he wouldn't. It-it'd be, You know, him and the rip. 884 00:37:29,180 --> 00:37:30,758 He is the rip! 885 00:37:30,782 --> 00:37:33,594 Oh, yeah! Sorry. Con-continue. 886 00:37:33,618 --> 00:37:36,030 I-I-I see you guys just Don't understand. 887 00:37:36,054 --> 00:37:40,468 I mean... Riptide is Difficult to be around. 888 00:37:40,492 --> 00:37:43,638 - I like him. - he's a jerk, herb. 889 00:37:43,662 --> 00:37:46,095 - no offense. - none taken. 890 00:37:48,733 --> 00:37:50,744 He-he-he doesn't Like my apartment. 891 00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:52,746 He doesn't like The food I serve him. 892 00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:56,150 He-he doesn't like the Way I live, you know? 893 00:37:56,174 --> 00:37:58,152 I'll tell you what He does like though. 894 00:37:58,176 --> 00:38:02,290 He likes young girls, I Mean, really young girls. 895 00:38:02,314 --> 00:38:04,658 I-I've tried to talk To him about this, 896 00:38:04,682 --> 00:38:06,627 But he just won't listen. 897 00:38:06,651 --> 00:38:09,463 And you know why? 'cause the guy is no good. 898 00:38:09,487 --> 00:38:11,565 And as a jockey, He's a rank amateur. 899 00:38:11,589 --> 00:38:12,666 He can barely Tell the difference 900 00:38:12,690 --> 00:38:14,468 Between carl perkins And elvis presley. 901 00:38:14,492 --> 00:38:16,003 And I'll tell you Something else too. 902 00:38:16,027 --> 00:38:18,139 I don't like talking about The guy behind his back. 903 00:38:18,163 --> 00:38:19,229 You understand? 904 00:38:23,668 --> 00:38:26,002 - rip... Johnny... - oh, yeah? 905 00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:30,518 It's okay, man. I Mean what's ba... 906 00:38:30,542 --> 00:38:32,753 Bad ideas here all The way around, right? 907 00:38:32,777 --> 00:38:35,055 Uh, just... Forget About the whole thing. 908 00:38:35,079 --> 00:38:36,090 Okay. 909 00:38:36,114 --> 00:38:37,758 I just want to say that 910 00:38:37,782 --> 00:38:40,428 It was the program Director in me talkin' and it... 911 00:38:40,452 --> 00:38:42,172 - it wasn't me. - right. 912 00:38:44,289 --> 00:38:46,389 - john. - yeah. 913 00:38:47,792 --> 00:38:49,603 Same here. 914 00:38:49,627 --> 00:38:53,707 Uh, it wasn't herb talking, It was the sales manager. 915 00:38:53,731 --> 00:38:55,410 Yeah, well... 916 00:38:55,434 --> 00:38:57,667 I guess all... All eight Of us are in agreement. 917 00:39:01,773 --> 00:39:03,733 Real-really sorry About that doctor. 918 00:39:18,256 --> 00:39:19,296 What happened johnny? 919 00:39:21,392 --> 00:39:24,961 Uh... Those guys Are really confused. 920 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:27,575 Tried to fire me. 921 00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:28,676 Why? 922 00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:29,700 I don't know. 923 00:39:32,570 --> 00:39:34,181 They think riptide 924 00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:37,217 Would be a real Ratings-buster, you know, 925 00:39:37,241 --> 00:39:39,219 Bringin' them a lot Of new listeners. 926 00:39:39,243 --> 00:39:40,354 Of course, it would change 927 00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:42,512 The complexion of The station completely. 928 00:39:44,115 --> 00:39:45,393 Sure, I mean, pretty soon 929 00:39:45,417 --> 00:39:48,061 You'd have hundreds And thousands of people 930 00:39:48,085 --> 00:39:51,065 Dialing in and the Money would be there, 931 00:39:51,089 --> 00:39:53,200 Well, I can understand that. 932 00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:56,203 I mean carlson wanting a Little taste of that success 933 00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:57,360 That he's never had. 934 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:02,409 Herb would actually be Making money at his job. 935 00:40:02,433 --> 00:40:04,311 Les would have listeners. 936 00:40:04,335 --> 00:40:05,335 Andy... 937 00:40:06,705 --> 00:40:08,048 Andy would finally have a chance 938 00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:09,450 To do his thing, you know, 939 00:40:09,474 --> 00:40:12,386 I mean he could really Run with somethin' like this. 940 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:15,255 But, I mean they'd have To live with the fact that 941 00:40:15,279 --> 00:40:16,691 The only reason Anybody is tuning 942 00:40:16,715 --> 00:40:20,428 Into this jive station Is to dig the ol' ripper, 943 00:40:20,452 --> 00:40:21,496 And he'd love it. 944 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,531 He would too, and you would too. 945 00:40:23,555 --> 00:40:25,633 You'd be with me all The way to the top, baby. 946 00:40:25,657 --> 00:40:27,268 We'd have a different Colored makeup for you 947 00:40:27,292 --> 00:40:28,336 For everyday of the week. 948 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:29,604 Now, what do you say? Hmm? 949 00:40:29,628 --> 00:40:31,327 - no. - no? 950 00:40:32,397 --> 00:40:34,208 - no! - no? 951 00:40:34,232 --> 00:40:36,377 I know what you're doing. You're just toying with me. 952 00:40:36,401 --> 00:40:38,546 It's all right. I'm used to it. 953 00:40:38,570 --> 00:40:40,647 I can take it and I can dish it up. 954 00:40:40,671 --> 00:40:43,351 I like your style, Jennifer, I do. 955 00:40:43,375 --> 00:40:45,474 I'm crazy about you, Baby. Yum, yum, yum. 956 00:40:49,513 --> 00:40:51,047 But I don't like you. 957 00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:57,130 Hey, it's really just Me, you know, um... 958 00:40:57,154 --> 00:40:58,994 I don't know, I have a lot of... 959 00:40:59,890 --> 00:41:02,135 Different faces and... 960 00:41:02,159 --> 00:41:05,339 I just found this Schlemiel inside 961 00:41:05,363 --> 00:41:08,008 Who's really fighting To get out. That's all! 962 00:41:08,032 --> 00:41:09,210 Rip? 963 00:41:09,234 --> 00:41:11,579 Yeah, I mean it's just A constant battle 964 00:41:11,603 --> 00:41:13,247 For control, you know. 965 00:41:13,271 --> 00:41:17,218 It just goes back and Forth and back and forth 966 00:41:17,242 --> 00:41:18,285 - and back and... - johnny! 967 00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:19,653 Yeah, you know him! 968 00:41:19,677 --> 00:41:21,188 The guy is a lame-oid. 969 00:41:21,212 --> 00:41:22,289 I mean he's not going anywhere. 970 00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:24,258 He's got no Direction in his life. 971 00:41:24,282 --> 00:41:25,393 I like him. 972 00:41:25,417 --> 00:41:27,528 Uh-oh! Come on! Really? 973 00:41:27,552 --> 00:41:30,397 - he's my friend. - don't jive me, honey. 974 00:41:30,421 --> 00:41:34,168 And I will not have my Friends talked about that way. 975 00:41:34,192 --> 00:41:37,593 Well, you never Really liked... Him. 976 00:41:39,797 --> 00:41:42,598 Yes. I really liked him. 977 00:41:53,211 --> 00:41:55,492 Well, take him out to Lunch, pick up a few pointers. 978 00:41:56,214 --> 00:42:00,016 Stop it, john. Just... Stop it. 979 00:42:03,788 --> 00:42:06,555 Okay. I'll give it a try. 980 00:42:08,660 --> 00:42:12,072 Not easy, working in Close quarters, uh... 981 00:42:15,466 --> 00:42:16,610 Hi, johnny. 982 00:42:16,634 --> 00:42:18,114 - john. - hi. 983 00:42:39,090 --> 00:42:42,102 Announcer: and now cincinnati, It's time to get down again 984 00:42:42,126 --> 00:42:44,604 with the man who makes Us all want to dance, 985 00:42:44,628 --> 00:42:48,297 the boss of the Beat, mr. Riptide! 986 00:42:52,537 --> 00:42:54,582 Hey, hey, hey, yes Kiddies. All right, 987 00:42:54,606 --> 00:42:58,218 It's time to shake the mass Of your feet move to the beat. 988 00:43:15,626 --> 00:43:18,239 All: hey! What's goin' on? 989 00:43:18,263 --> 00:43:20,708 I'm awfully sorry about This, boys and girls, 990 00:43:20,732 --> 00:43:24,511 But the ol' ripper just looked At his little ledger here, 991 00:43:24,535 --> 00:43:27,181 And this record does Not have what it takes 992 00:43:27,205 --> 00:43:29,016 To be played on the show, okay? 993 00:43:30,475 --> 00:43:34,622 Hey, I'm pretty darn choked Up about it myself, kids. 994 00:43:34,646 --> 00:43:35,989 Bear with me for a moment. 995 00:43:36,013 --> 00:43:37,391 Now the thing is, 996 00:43:37,415 --> 00:43:40,494 You all know that a record's Gotta have three things 997 00:43:40,518 --> 00:43:42,696 For me to put it on A turntable, huh? 998 00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:45,166 It's gotta have a beat, right? 999 00:43:45,190 --> 00:43:46,367 All: right! 1000 00:43:46,391 --> 00:43:49,270 And it's gotta have soul, right? 1001 00:43:49,294 --> 00:43:50,404 All: right! 1002 00:43:50,428 --> 00:43:53,206 It's gotta be paid for, right? 1003 00:43:53,230 --> 00:43:54,608 All: what? What? 1004 00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:57,678 Well, so if any of you want to Get into the record business, 1005 00:43:57,702 --> 00:44:01,281 You just slip the old rip the Cashier's check in his pocket, 1006 00:44:01,305 --> 00:44:04,452 And guess what, We're in business, okay? 1007 00:44:06,510 --> 00:44:08,110 Wake up, boys and girls. 1008 00:44:09,413 --> 00:44:10,791 You don't think The old ripper plays 1009 00:44:10,815 --> 00:44:12,695 This because he Likes it, do you? 1010 00:44:13,551 --> 00:44:15,129 All: oh, come on. 1011 00:44:15,153 --> 00:44:16,564 Oh, what about you, dear? 1012 00:44:16,588 --> 00:44:20,301 Do you really like This droid synthe music 1013 00:44:20,325 --> 00:44:23,036 Better than real Life rock 'n roll, hmm? 1014 00:44:23,060 --> 00:44:24,438 I don't know. 1015 00:44:24,462 --> 00:44:26,740 Of course, you don't, You poor deprived, dear. 1016 00:44:26,764 --> 00:44:28,875 Why don't you slip back into The ripper's dressing room 1017 00:44:28,899 --> 00:44:30,111 After the show? 1018 00:44:30,135 --> 00:44:31,478 We'll see if he can Show you the light, huh? 1019 00:44:31,502 --> 00:44:32,513 All: hey! 1020 00:44:32,537 --> 00:44:35,716 Just kidding. Just Kidding. Maybe. 1021 00:44:35,740 --> 00:44:37,685 Boy: why don't you shut up And play "The village people"? 1022 00:44:37,709 --> 00:44:39,620 All: yeah. 1023 00:44:39,644 --> 00:44:41,176 Jam it, pizza face. 1024 00:44:42,579 --> 00:44:44,658 Boy: you wanna make Somethin' out of it? 1025 00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:46,693 Look kid, around Here I crack the whip, 1026 00:44:46,717 --> 00:44:47,961 You make the trip. Okay? 1027 00:44:49,253 --> 00:44:51,532 All right, now it-it is Called "Gotta dance" here, 1028 00:44:51,556 --> 00:44:52,699 So we gotta dance. 1029 00:44:52,723 --> 00:44:55,168 Boys dance with boys. Girls dance with girls. 1030 00:44:55,192 --> 00:44:56,604 How about it, huh? 1031 00:44:56,628 --> 00:44:58,773 Hey, come on, boys and Girls, I wanna tell you, 1032 00:44:58,797 --> 00:45:00,274 When you grow up, You'll understand 1033 00:45:00,298 --> 00:45:03,633 There comes a time When you gotta dance. 1034 00:45:05,302 --> 00:45:08,549 But nobody says you Can't pick good music. 1035 00:45:08,573 --> 00:45:11,117 ♪ ready set go man go ♪ 1036 00:45:11,141 --> 00:45:13,253 ♪ I got a girl that I love so ♪ 1037 00:45:13,277 --> 00:45:16,790 ♪ I'm ready ready Ready I'm ready ♪ 1038 00:45:16,814 --> 00:45:18,658 ♪ ready ready ready I'm ready ♪ 1039 00:45:18,682 --> 00:45:20,227 ♪ ready ready ready ♪ 1040 00:45:20,251 --> 00:45:22,529 ♪ I'm ready ready Ready to rock 'n' roll ♪ 1041 00:45:47,412 --> 00:45:49,556 wkrp in cincinnati 1042 00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:51,180 we'll be back after this. 1043 00:46:03,461 --> 00:46:04,461 Come in. 1044 00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:11,045 Well, I... Assume I'm no Longer under contract. 1045 00:46:11,069 --> 00:46:12,601 Ha! No problem. 1046 00:46:13,704 --> 00:46:15,349 Great. I hope we Could be friends. 1047 00:46:15,373 --> 00:46:17,213 - can I say something? - sure. 1048 00:46:19,643 --> 00:46:21,743 I never want to see you again. 1049 00:46:24,081 --> 00:46:26,248 - is that all? - that's all. 1050 00:46:53,110 --> 00:46:56,190 ♪ I'm gonna rock 'n' roll till The early early night 'cause ♪ 1051 00:46:56,214 --> 00:46:58,425 ♪ ready ready ready I'm ready ♪ 1052 00:46:58,449 --> 00:47:00,093 ♪ ready ready ready I'm ready ♪ 1053 00:47:00,117 --> 00:47:01,662 ♪ ready ready ready ♪ 1054 00:47:01,686 --> 00:47:03,986 ♪ I'm ready ready Ready to rock 'n' roll ♪ 77266

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