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Finally, in philadelphia,
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Thousands returned to
Their homes peacefully.
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Now this.
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Man: wkrp commentary
With les nessman...
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a gloves-off, no-holds-barred
Personal editorial
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from the desk of les nessman.
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now, cincinnati's watchdog,
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les nessman, commentary...
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nessman, commentary...
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nessman, commentary... Nessman!
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Hello. This is les nessman.
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You know, I have to chuckle...
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When people from every walk
Of life come up to me and say,
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"Say, les, what about
This detente thing
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"With these godless,
Deceitful communist russians?
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Now, is this really
Good for the country?"
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Well...
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The u.S.S.R. Would certainly
Like for you to think so.
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That's why, even as I speak, a
Group of russian delegates
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Are freely strolling the
Broad, daily-lighted boulevards
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Of our queen city.
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They come here under the guise
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Of international hog experts.
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Well, if there's one thing this
Reporter knows about, it's two things:
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A, hogs; and b, communists.
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So today, precisely
At 11:15 a.M.,
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This reporter will appear at a
Jam-packed press conference
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At the recently remodeled casa
De vida hotel and motor court
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To give our misguided
Friends a little dose
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Of capitalistic journalism.
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So stay tuned tomorrow
For the results
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Of this important yet meaningful
Confrontation between east and west.
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In the meantime,
This is... Les nessman
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Saying, "Good
Day, and don't take
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Any wooden nickels, america."
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Man: this has been
Commentary with les nessman,
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whose views do represent
The views of this station
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and its management.
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I don't know how
You do it, nessman.
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I guess it's a good thing that carlson
Doesn't listen to his own station.
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Johnny, hogs... Communists.
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Think about it.
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♪ baby, if you've
Ever wondered ♪
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♪ wondered whatever
Became of me ♪
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♪ I'm livin' on the
Air in cincinnati ♪
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♪ cincinnati, wkrp ♪
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♪ got kind of tired of
Packin' and unpackin' ♪
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♪ town to town, up
And down the dial ♪
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♪ maybe you and me
Were never meant to be ♪
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♪ just maybe think
Of me once in a while ♪
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♪ I'm at wkrp in cincinnati ♪
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I'm telling you,
Les, a dating service
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For registered sex
Offenders is a good idea.
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I will not do an editorial
About sex offenders.
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Where are those people
Going to go for love?
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Well, it's not my problem.
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- not yet, anyway.
- good morning, guys.
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Travis, what do you think about a dating
Service for registered sex offenders?
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Oh, sounds good,
Herb. I like it. Excuse me.
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Les, I want you to
Stop these editorials.
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You do not represent
The opinions of this station,
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And, in my humble opinion,
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You do not represent the
Opinions of anyone I have ever known.
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And I want it stopped.
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And I'm not gonna get
Mad about it either,
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But if it continues, I'm
Gonna punch you out.
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- guess what, andy.
- dear god, what, les?
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I'm on my way to torpedo
A pinko press conference.
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Yeah, les, I heard about that.
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You really like that sex
Offender thing, right, travis?
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- where's your seat, herb?
- right over there.
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Take it, as a
Personal favor to me.
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I was just preparing
To sit as you came in.
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All right, here's the deal, les.
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I don't want you going to any more
Press conferences without bailey,
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If you go to a press conference
And bailey is not there,
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I want you to take
This special dime,
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And I want you to call
Me, and I want you to say,
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"Andy, where's bailey?"
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Okay? I'll pin this dime
To your coat somehow.
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- why?
- I've had it, les.
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Look, you're a newsman,
And you're a very...
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You're a very newsman,
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But between hogs and communists,
I think you've lost your perspective.
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- you know, travis...
- ah, ah, ah!
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- sorry.
- I don't want to
Cramp your style,
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But I also don't want this station to
Sound like radio free bellevue either.
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Okay, les?
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What is bailey, some sort of
Dollar-an-hour babysitter?
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- of course not. Don't be ridiculous.
- hi, boys.
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Bailey is your colleague.
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Andy, I changed
My mind. I want $1.50.
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Yeah, okay. Well,
That's no problem.
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Are you ready to go?
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- yes, I am.
- herb: bailey,
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What do you think about a dating
Service for registered sex offenders?
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Hmm. Sounds great.
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I always knew that someday
You'd start your own business.
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Nah.
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Man: as a result
Of a new hormone
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Being invented in the u.S.S.R.,
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We have more than
Doubled the volume of meat
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Being processed
On our collectives.
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- les: bull.
- "Bull"?
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Bull.
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Bull... Bull?
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Howdy doody.
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It is time now
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For question-and-answer period.
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Do you have any questions?
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Yes, I have a question.
Les nessman, wkrp news.
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What I'd like to know is,
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Who do you think you're kidding?
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"Kidding"?
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Communists don't kidding.
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Next question, please.
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Les nessman again. I
Have another question.
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I'd like to know...
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What you think
You're trying to pull.
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"Pull"?
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a-team.
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Would pretty girl with great
Body like to ask question?
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Oh.
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Uh, no. It's not
My field... Hogs.
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No? Well, what is field then?
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Please tell to ivan.
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Would like to know.
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Uh...
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Well, I, uh... I work
For a radio station.
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Radio? Do you play
Decadent american music?
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Oh, why, yes. Yes, we do.
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Let's stick to pigs, comrade.
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Press conference over, howdy.
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Is very beautiful lady,
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And is great honor
To be meeting her.
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Oh.
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Must now go see
Prize-winning hog.
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- bye-bye.
- bye.
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Well all things considered, I
Think I handled that pretty well.
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What's that?
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He gave it to me when
He kissed my hand.
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- what is it?
- a note.
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A note?
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Then the russian... The russian goes
To kiss bailey's hand just like this...
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- hey!
- just like this.
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Then he sneaks her a note.
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Oh, les, that happens
All the time, trust me.
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But the note said,
"Please help me."
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That's standard.
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Look, the guy wants to
Defect to this country.
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- where's bailey?
- bailey went to help him.
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The note said, "Please meet me
At fountain square," and she went.
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Well, why didn't
You go with her?
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To meet a communist? Ha!
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Hi.
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This is ivan popa...
Son of a... Oh, my.
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Ivan popasonaviski.
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Right. Ivan, these
Are my friends.
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And you remember les.
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Howdy.
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- howdy.
- howdy.
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Oh.
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American beauty.
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Mountain view!
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Hot dog! Ice cream!
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God bless america.
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- hey, travis, did you
Meet the russian yet?
- no, not yet.
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Venus bought him
A whole new outfit.
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Said all the cat wants is blue
Jeans, sneakers, and rock and roll.
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He also asked about
Funny cigarettes.
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I told him nothing
Like that ever goes on
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In radio stations.
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- hey, where is this guy?
- in the men's room, changing.
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He is just as cute as can be,
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- and I think he's got
A crush on bailey.
- nah.
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You know, somebody should be
Calling the police. This is very serious.
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We could all be in a
Great deal of trouble.
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How do we know he's
Really a defector?
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Hey, everybody,
Take a look, huh?
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Are we talking cool or what?
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- you like?
- hey.
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Get down.
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He teach.
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Well, you look very western.
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"Heep."
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Definitely "Heep."
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Where's the white belt? I
Told you to get him a white belt.
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Andy, I'd like you to
Meet ivan popa something.
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Son-of-a-vichi.
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Ivan...
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I'd like you to
Meet andy travis.
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- hello, traviski.
- how do you do, ivan?
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Good.
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Very good.
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Blue jean baby, l.A. Lady,
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♪ seamstress for the band ♪
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Oh, dear. Apparently
Elton john toured russia.
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Well, travis, what do
You plan to do about this?
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Well, les, I don't know.
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Jennifer, could you call
Somebody important about this?
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Federal, state or local.
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- pick a choice.
- no problem.
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And I guess I should
Introduce ivan to mr. Carlson.
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He'll know what to do.
What am I saying, right?
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Ivan, come.
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No, not leave bailey.
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Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
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Oh, uh, you go
With andy. It's okay.
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- okay.
- okay.
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Ivan, what part of
Russia are you from?
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- kiev, in ukraine.
- oh, is that a fun place?
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Ivan: ha! Forget it!
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Something's going on
Here. I don't trust that guy.
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Travis?
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No. The russian. The member
Of the communist party.
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- oh, les.
- we'll see.
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Yes, we certainly will.
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Well, let's see.
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Oh, I can't see that
Without my glasses.
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Ah. Number eight.
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One, two, three,
Four, five, six, sev...
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That's burnt umber.
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Thought that was pagan green.
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What to do, what
To do, what to do?
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Sorry. Nobody home.
Gone south for the winter.
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Mr. Carlson?
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Uh, sir, I have someone
Here you should meet.
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Sir, this is ivan... Ivan, ivan.
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This is ivan, uh,
Popa something,
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- and he's a russian.
- uh-huh.
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Actually, he's a
Russian defector.
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He's asked for political
Asylum here at the station.
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- I'm serious, mr. Carlson.
- uh-huh.
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He's from kiev.
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That is in the, uh, uh, ukraine.
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Oh, that's wonderful.
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We got him these clothes.
That's why he looks like this.
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I'm not kidding, mr. Carlson.
This man is a russian hog expert.
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Ivan, uh, we go.
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- it's true.
- oh, I know it is.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Thank you.
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Thank you very
Much. Uh-huh. Bye-bye.
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Well, nobody seems to be very
Up to date on the subject, andy,
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But this very important
Person told me that he thinks
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You go to the nearest
U.S. Immigration office.
246
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:05,421
Okay, good. I'll get bailey.
247
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,823
Ivan, you stay here.
248
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,814
I...
249
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,536
This is united
States immigration?
250
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,738
Come on. There's got
To be another room.
251
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:24,640
I don't see one.
252
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,675
Okay. We wait.
253
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,211
We sit down and wait.
254
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:31,135
Okay, I will.
255
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:38,153
Yes?
256
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:40,489
Is this united
States immigration?
257
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,433
- yes.
- well, we need your help.
258
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:47,429
- you do?
- this man is a russian.
259
00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:49,331
He is?
260
00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:53,202
- I can explain everything.
- oh, good.
261
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,726
Why don't you all just
Come into my office?
262
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,929
Oh. I'm afraid we don't
Have enough chairs.
263
00:15:02,953 --> 00:15:04,647
One of you will have
To sit out in the lobby.
264
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:06,070
I will.
265
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:16,892
Well, we don't get
Very many visitors here.
266
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,694
The occasional
Work visa application.
267
00:15:19,718 --> 00:15:22,320
Sometimes my wife
Drops up. We go to lunch.
268
00:15:23,657 --> 00:15:26,102
Is he a russian? Really?
269
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:28,437
Do you dance, sir?
270
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:31,473
Uh, no, no.
271
00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:35,277
He doesn't. This is
Ivan popa something.
272
00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:37,046
How do you do?
273
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,382
- good.
- he is with the...
274
00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:41,217
Excuse me. What is
Your name, please?
275
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,219
- anderson.
- thank you, mr. Anderson.
276
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:45,343
Mr. Popa something
Is with the...
277
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:51,749
Why do you have a picture
Of richard nixon on the wall?
278
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:55,386
They never sent me a carter.
279
00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,423
Bailey...
280
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,538
I'm sorry.
281
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,540
Mr. Popa something is with
282
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,508
The visiting russian
Agricultural delegation,
283
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:10,746
And he wants to
Defect to this country.
284
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,536
Wow.
285
00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:17,386
- can you help us?
- I don't think so.
286
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,655
Why not? Russians
Defect all the time.
287
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:22,124
Not in cincinnati,
They don't, no.
288
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,426
See, this is just
A branch office.
289
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:26,662
Nothing ever happens here.
290
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:29,397
The occasional
Work visa application,
291
00:16:29,421 --> 00:16:32,400
Or sometimes my wife
Drops by and we go...
292
00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:35,004
Mr. Anderson, what should we do?
293
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:38,173
Well, let's see.
294
00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:41,143
We could fill out the necessary
Forms. That's always good.
295
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,145
No, sir, we don't
Have time for forms.
296
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:46,115
His delegation is going to be looking
For him. They're going to want him back.
297
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:48,551
Well, I'm sorry,
But he just can't...
298
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:51,753
You can't defect here.
299
00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:53,922
No. No, see, there
Are a lot of things
300
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:56,758
That you can't do in cincinnati,
301
00:16:56,782 --> 00:16:58,760
And that's one of 'em.
302
00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:00,362
How about los angeles?
303
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:04,266
Is your delegation
Going to los angeles?
304
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,924
No. No pigs in los angeles.
305
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:10,272
I can't believe that.
306
00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:14,677
Mr. Anderson, sir, where else?
307
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,046
Uh, look, see, the only person
308
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:20,482
Who can grant political
Asylum is a district head.
309
00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:22,484
Cleveland is our
District office.
310
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:24,420
It's a lot bigger
Office than this.
311
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,355
They have much nicer desks.
312
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:30,225
Oh, and they have a carter.
313
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:32,294
Great, big one.
314
00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:34,196
In oil.
315
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:38,133
Ivan, is your delegation
Going to cleveland?
316
00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:40,101
Yes, in two days.
317
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,471
You can defect there.
318
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,640
Or... We could drive you
319
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:47,008
To cleveland tonight.
320
00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:49,645
Tonight! Good.
321
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:52,113
We go in big car with tape deck.
322
00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:54,249
You bet.
323
00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:56,518
To cleveland, and freedom.
324
00:17:56,542 --> 00:18:02,446
Ivan and bailey sit in
Backseat, get down.
325
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,496
What do you think
Of that, mr. Anderson?
326
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,354
I can't advise you.
It's out of my hands.
327
00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:13,869
I can't even tell you
328
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:16,371
That the district
Head is thorndike.
329
00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:18,640
Howard. T-h-o-r-n-d-I-k-e.
330
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:21,210
- thorndike. Thank you very much.
- good luck.
331
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:24,547
Oh, uh, thank you
332
00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,549
For giving me the
Most exciting day
333
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:29,285
Of my whole professional life.
334
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,241
Our pleasure.
335
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:34,278
Wow.
336
00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:39,183
Okay, who's next?
337
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:47,136
Oldie-goldie.
338
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,571
Please make big request...
339
00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:52,763
To bailey from
Ivan, with much love.
340
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,980
Would like to grab bailey
341
00:18:58,004 --> 00:19:00,082
In most friendly way.
342
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:02,351
Uh, ivan, I've got a better
Album idea than this.
343
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,986
- yes? Good.
- good, yes.
344
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:06,644
Oh, music! Must have music!
345
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,561
- I do that.
- okay.
346
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,944
Listen, we're all set.
Bailey, here's your coat.
347
00:19:14,968 --> 00:19:15,731
Oh, thank you.
348
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:18,133
- damn, I like this
Cloak-and-dagger stuff, huh?
- yeah?
349
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,135
Carrying a russian across
Ohio in the dead of the night...
350
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,326
You telling me my
Life ain't working out?
351
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:28,343
Something's wrong. What's wrong?
352
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:32,347
- there are russians
In the lobby.
- oh, no.
353
00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:35,918
- do they know ivan's here?
- well, I guess so.
354
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:39,455
- what are we gonna do?
- russian comrades here?
355
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,156
Uh-huh.
356
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,613
"Oopah."
357
00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:47,162
Ivan will handle everything.
No trouble for you.
358
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,764
Must not make
Trouble for friends.
359
00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:52,367
Old clothes, please.
360
00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:54,291
Old clothes, please.
361
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:59,041
Thank you, traviski.
362
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:01,977
- don't go back, ivan.
- must.
363
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:04,134
Oh, ivan.
364
00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:09,751
Oh, hello.
365
00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:12,354
Where is ivan popasonaviski?
366
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,690
Oh, the russian guy?
Yeah, he'll be right out.
367
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,491
Uh-huh.
368
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:25,367
- travis, who are these people?
- russians, mr. Carlson.
369
00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:31,640
I love it! Good night.
370
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,897
You really outdid
Yourself this time, travis.
371
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:51,181
Excuse me. Is-is
There a problem?
372
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:55,964
Is no business of yours,
Capitalist exploiter.
373
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,999
I see with my own eyeballs
374
00:20:58,023 --> 00:21:00,636
Corrupt system here, comrade.
375
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,537
Ptooey! I spit
376
00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:04,973
On decadent music
Of rock and roll.
377
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,913
Ivan sneak away to see
American system close up.
378
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,849
I only pretend to be friend.
379
00:21:14,873 --> 00:21:17,619
Sorry, but is true.
380
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:20,622
Please do not be mad at ivan,
381
00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:23,758
But impossible to see
America from hotel room.
382
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,994
I investigate. I learn truth
383
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:29,431
About this country and
People from things I see here.
384
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:32,401
Music is just trick
To get workers
385
00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:35,604
To buy more things
To make rich richer.
386
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,728
Is called commercials.
387
00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:43,112
Oh, da, da, da, da. there he is.
388
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:47,316
Lying member of
Decadent news media.
389
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,318
Lies to workers.
390
00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:52,154
Part of corrupt
Propaganda machine.
391
00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:54,889
I am not!
392
00:21:54,913 --> 00:21:58,060
Gives wrong ball scores too.
393
00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:59,961
See?
394
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,831
I told you. I told you you
Couldn't trust a russian.
395
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:05,934
People unhappy here.
Conditions terrible.
396
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:09,404
Black man held
Prisoner in small room.
397
00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:12,407
Come on!
398
00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:15,510
- but it is true.
It is not true.
399
00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:17,613
- bull.
- "Bull"?
400
00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:20,148
Bull. I say this now to everyone
401
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,017
Who think ivan fooled by them.
402
00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:24,519
I will not stay here
One more minute.
403
00:22:24,543 --> 00:22:28,178
Comrades, we leave
Now for cleveland.
404
00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:32,561
Good riddance. Get out! Out!
405
00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:34,863
Stay out of this, lester.
406
00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:36,954
Ivan...
407
00:22:39,225 --> 00:22:43,972
da, da, but first, ivan
Have one last look
408
00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:47,864
At bourgeoisie-exploited
Woman worker.
409
00:22:54,673 --> 00:22:56,751
All right, all right,
You "Nincompoopies."
410
00:22:56,775 --> 00:22:59,676
Out! Out!
411
00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:09,131
Is, uh, cleveland fun place?
412
00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:11,467
- it's kind of, uh...
- well, it's, uh..
413
00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:14,036
- well, uh...
- it has, uh...
414
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:15,871
It's a magnificent place.
415
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,873
Well, good.
416
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,296
Good.
417
00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:26,703
Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
418
00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:32,743
That's another
Problem they've got.
419
00:23:34,147 --> 00:23:36,391
Good luck, comrade.
420
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:39,761
No, no, no, no. Not
"Comrade," "Friend."
421
00:23:39,785 --> 00:23:42,419
Thorndike.
422
00:23:44,623 --> 00:23:46,322
I remember.
423
00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:56,678
♪ blue jean baby ♪
424
00:23:56,702 --> 00:23:59,203
♪ l.A. Lady ♪
425
00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:03,051
Damn.
426
00:24:03,075 --> 00:24:05,509
I was kind of looking
Forward to going to cleveland.
427
00:24:06,813 --> 00:24:10,915
♪ hold me closer, tiny dancer ♪
428
00:24:13,352 --> 00:24:15,252
♪ count the headlights... ♪
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