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Okay, do you want
To give me a level?
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- just say something.
- oh.
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hi. I'm arthur carlson.
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I'm running for city council,
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and I hope that I can have
Your support at the polls...
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- okay, thank you.
- next tuesday.
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actually, I'm not
A conservative,
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- and I'm definitelynot a liberal.
- excuse me.
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I'm some...
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What the hell
Drove carlson to run
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For city council anyway?
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I can tell you what I
Think. I think he's just simply
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Trying to impress
His mother again.
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The guy is 48 years old.
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Well, that doesn't seem to
Make any difference whatsoever.
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Yeah.
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Well, nothing
Really does, I guess.
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when I was a young
Lad, I used to think...
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Okay, we're ready out here.
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Let's try one, shall we?
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Okay. We are rolling.
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Take one.
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See, when I point at you,
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That's when you start talking.
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got it.
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Okay. Take two.
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hi. I'm arthur carlson,
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and I'm running for
Cincinnati's city council.
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now, I know a lot of you
People out there think that
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politics is a dirty business.
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I know my wife sure does.
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but I love this town,
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and I want to do
Something for it.
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thank you.
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- that's it?
- I guess that is.
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Fine, mr. Carlson.
That was real good.
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Yeah. Just perfect, really.
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Listen, edit that, punch it up,
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Make him sound
Forceful, all right?
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Listen, why do you want
This guy in public office?
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I mean, you know the man.
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Well, in the first
Place, I like him.
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And in the second place,
If he actually wins it,
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He's gonna be downtown at city
Hall two days out of every week.
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Two days, helping the city
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Both: instead of helping us.
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- you've got my vote.
- looks good.
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♪ baby, if you've
Ever wondered ♪
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♪ wondered whatever
Became of me ♪
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♪ I'm livin' on the
Air in cincinnati ♪
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♪ cincinnati, wkrp ♪
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♪ got kind of tired of
Packin' and unpackin' ♪
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♪ town to town, up
And down the dial ♪
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♪ maybe you and me
Were never meant to be ♪
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♪ just maybe think
Of me once in a while ♪
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♪ I'm at wkrp in cincinnati ♪
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Here they are... Results of
The latest public opinion poll.
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I'm, uh, the campaign
Chairman. Let me see that.
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Mr. Carlson isn't
Even mentioned.
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Perfect. Perfect.
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- why?
- "Why"?
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Because if people don't know
You, they won't dislike you.
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If you show yourself too much,
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Then you come off
Looking like a jerk.
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At least, that's
Been my experience.
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Jennifer,
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You know lots of
Wealthy men... Uh, people.
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Yes?
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Well, do you think
You could help us
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Raise some campaign
Contributions?
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Come on. We need
Dinero. Muy dinero.
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- herb?
- hmm?
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In spanish, that
Means "Very money."
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I know that.
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Herb, I've got mr. Van dyke's
Secretary on the phone,
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But I can't get past her.
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Harrison van dyke?
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I'll, uh, handle this.
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Hello. Herb tarlek here.
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Look, I'd like to talk...
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Oh, he did? Well, uh,
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Could I at least
Leave a message?
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Why not?
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Herb, here, let
Me have the phone.
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Hello, this is jennifer marlowe.
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I'd like to speak
With mr. Van dyke.
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Thanks.
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It helps to know the secretary.
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Hello, harry?
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This is jennifer.
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Yes, really.
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Harry, pull yourself
Together and listen.
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Boy, councilman tillman's
Still way out in front.
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Oh, I wish we had
Something on that guy.
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Well, one of my ex-college
Roommates used to be on tillman's staff.
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Bailey. Bailey, bailey, bailey.
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Why don't you tell
Us these things?
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- because you didn't ask me.
- well, now I'm asking.
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Now, look, you
Think you can find out
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If this tillman character
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Has ever been seen
In the company of men?
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You know, just sort of
Walking down the street
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With another guy
With no women around?
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Herb, you are such
A jerk. Such a total...
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Just find out
What you can, okay?
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Oh, harrison, that is
So very sweet of you.
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Uh-huh. Me too.
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Bye-bye, now.
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Put him down for $800.
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I have been editing
Tape for two hours now,
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Trying to make
Carlson sound like
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A reasonably intelligent guy.
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Yes? And?
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The television
Station just called,
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- and the debate is a go.
- terrific.
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Tomorrow night, the people
Of this town see the real me.
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I have a position
On every issue.
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Come on, ask me something.
Go ahead. Anybody.
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- johnny?
- what's your position on
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Abortion, welfare,
And marijuana reform?
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No comment.
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Listen, venus, how do things
Look in the black community?
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Oh, same old thing.
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Big, lush lawns,
Manicured hedges.
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Living's easy. Fish are jumping,
Cotton, oh, about so high.
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Daddy's rich.
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Suppose you don't want
To hear about my mama, huh?
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We're not getting anywhere.
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Mr. Carlson, let's pretend
That I'm the moderator.
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Okay.
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Tell me, candidate carlson,
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What is your position on busing?
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No comment.
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Personally, I like the
"No comment" thing.
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It's short, and it's
To the point, but, uh,
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It could sound like you're
Taking the fifth, big guy.
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The secret is to appear to
Answer all the questions,
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When in truth it's
All mumbo-jumbo.
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Here, let me show you.
Herb, ask me this question.
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Surely.
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"Mr. Candidate, what is
Your energy program?"
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Right now,
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I'm devoting a great deal of
Time and study to that problem,
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And I expect to issue a
Position paper on that...
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A position that is at once
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Simple, yet complex,
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Flexible, and above all else,
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Fair to every american.
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- that's terrific.
- I know.
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Listen up, guys.
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The new campaign commercial.
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Johnny, dramatic voice:
a long time ago,
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in a city far, far away,
Arthur carlson was born.
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man of destiny.
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in the decade ahead,
America will be in space.
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arthur carlson is already there.
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astronaut neil
Armstrong had this to say
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about arthur carlson's
Bid for city council:
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Armstrong's voice: that's
One small step for man...
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it was the candidate himself who
Summed it up best when he said...
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Carlson's voice: hi,
I'm arthur carlson.
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Johnny's voice: so vote for
Arthur carlson for city council.
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this announcement paid for by
The committee to elect carlson.
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herbert r. Tarlek, chairman.
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- I like it.
- I love it.
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- did you hear my name
On the tape there, big guy?
- what do you think, travis?
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Excuse me, mr. Carlson,
But herb asked me
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To get some information
On mr. Tillman.
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What do you got?
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- it's pretty hot stuff.
- come on, what is it?
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Okay.
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"Mr. Tillman is often tardy
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Or totally absent from
Important council votes."
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- big deal.
- that's nothing.
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Okay. You asked.
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I guess it's because he drinks.
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"Drinks"?
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Bailey, would you mind stepping
Back over to the desk, please?
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You can't use
Something like that.
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Oh, no, of course not.
That's not the high road.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
How do you know he drinks?
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Well, last month,
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At a "Friends of
Armenia" banquet,
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He apparently fell
Forward into his lasagna.
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Wow.
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Listen, bailey's right. You
Couldn't use something like that.
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Politics is a tough
Business, travis.
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Why are armenians
Eating lasagna?
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No, herb, they're right.
We couldn't use that.
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But thank you for
Coming in, bailey.
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It's always nice to talk to you.
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Anytime.
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Okay, now, where were we?
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Let's talk about the debate.
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Ah, right, yeah.
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As a professional journalist, I know
All the do's and don'ts of debating.
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The most important thing is,
Always look directly at the camera.
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The camera is the voter.
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Always keep your eyes
Focused directly on it.
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Never take your eyes off of it.
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I wonder if he
Drinks on the job.
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You know, I wonder about that
Mys... Oh, well, it doesn't matter.
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- what about makeup?
- no makeup.
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- makeup's important, big guy.
- huh?
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That's right. Remember
What happened to nixon.
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Oh, that's true.
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When you think about it, though,
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Having an alcoholic in a responsible
Government post could be very dangerous.
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Yeah.
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I mean, I merely bring
It up for consideration.
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But it's not something we want to
Consider. Isn't that right, mr. Carlson?
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Hmm? Oh, no, of course
Not, of course not.
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What about hair?
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- what about it, herb?
- all right. Big guy,
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Toupee.
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Now, silly words, I
Know, but a good concept.
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Personal grooming is the
Cornerstone to success on tv.
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Now, let's just mull that over.
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Sir, why don't you just try to
Work with whatever you got, huh?
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Yeah, I agree.
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Okay, fine. Don't listen to me.
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I've only been in
Sales all my life,
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And I'll tell you right
Now the guy's a lush.
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Mr. Carlson, whatever you do,
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Never perspire.
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Let's talk about
The issues, all right?
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Issues... Issues...
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Isn't it ironic?
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We're handed an explosive
Issue like drinking,
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And we can't use it.
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'course, we, uh...
We could use it,
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But that would be wrong.
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Is that presidential
Timbre or what?
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Welcome back to the second half
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Of corner the candidates.
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I'm your host, barry schifrin.
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Let's once again meet the four
Candidates for city council:
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The incumbent,
Mr. Charles tillman;
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Mr. Wendell brooks;
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- ms. Mitzy monahan...
- oh, that's "Mrs."
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Sorry. And arthur carlson.
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Before the break, we were
About to discuss busing.
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Mrs. Monahan.
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Now, barry, as you know,
In my national bestseller,
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it's a man's world, girls,
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Which is now available
In paperback everywhere,
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I say very clearly
That men are the bosses.
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That's god's plan. it's
A man's world, girls...
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A waterton publication
On sale everywhere.
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I'm for busing.
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I'm for busing every
Single communist
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And communist
Sympathizer in this country
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Back to russia.
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Or to new york city.
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Or wherever they come from.
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I've spoken
Personally with my maid
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And a man at the airport,
And I can tell you personally
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That the black people
Don't want busing
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Any more than the rest of us.
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Mr. Tillman.
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You can just call
Me "Chuck," barry.
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All right.
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- chuck, the people of cinci...
- you can just call me "Art," barry.
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Thank you, art, but we're
Talking to chuck right now.
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Fine. Just go on.
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I don't care what
You call me, really,
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Just as long as you call me.
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- chuck?
- barry,
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I've devoted a great
Deal of time and study
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To this busing situation,
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And I intend to issue a
Position paper on that,
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A position that is
Simple, yet flexible,
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But above all,
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Fair to every
Person in cincinnati.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
Mr. Carlson, your views?
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Huh? Oh, well, uh...
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I was gonna say
What he s... Uh...
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No comment.
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Mr. Carlson, you've
Been saying "No comment"
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To most of my
Questions tonight. Why?
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Maybe mr. Carlson's
Trying to hide something.
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I have here documented facts
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That there are presently
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- 917 pinkos who...
- mr. Brooks? Mr. Brooks?
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Mr. Brooks, we'll get
Back to you in just a second.
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Okay.
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Mr. Carlson, what do you have
To say besides "No comment"?
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Well, this-this busing thing,
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I think it shows that
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The country's heart's
In the right place,
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But at the same
Time, it's sort of,
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You know, splitting us
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When really, the whole thing was
Meant to bring us closer together.
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You see, the people
Of this countr...
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Oh, for the love of pete.
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Now, don't worry, art.
If you soak it overnight
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In a little corn starch,
The stain will lift right out.
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Now, I would like
To ask mr. Tillman
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Why he was absent so much
Of his last term as councilman.
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- chuck?
- mitzi,
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I missed a few days
For health reasons,
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But now, with god's
Help, I'm fully recovered.
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You missed over 80% of the
Meetings and voted only six times.
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Mr. Carlson?
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- mr. Carlson?
- oh.
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How do you feel about
Mr. Tillman's record of absences?
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Well, I think if
A man's elected,
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By golly, he ought
To show up for work.
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I, for one, would like to spend
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This valuable airtime discussing
The issues instead of clowning around.
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Are you talking about me?
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Well, you're certainly
Wearing enough makeup
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To qualify as a clown.
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Well, I'll tell you, if
I'm elected for the job,
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At least I'm gonna show
Up and be at city hall.
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Mr. Carlson, you can't even
Run a small radio station.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid
That our time is just about up.
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W-wait a minute. He said I
Can't run a radio station?
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Wkrp?
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Listen, buddy, I run
That radio station,
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And I work hard at it, and
What's more, I'm there every day.
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I'm not off someplace
Getting drunk, tillman!
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Do you wish to reply to
That accusation, mr. Tillman?
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No comment.
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Mr. Carlson, can you elaborate?
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Well, I-I could,
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But that would be wrong.
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In that case, -
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Let's take time out for these
Important commercial messages.
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Look at this, sir. Big
Page-two article on the debate.
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Tillman's finished,
Shot, kaput, a dead man.
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This politics stuff is fun.
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Look, andrew, I want you to
Know that I had no intention
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Of using that
Drinking issue on tv.
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- mr. Carlson...
- yes, dear?
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I have never been so
Angry before in my life.
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What I told you
About mr. Tillman
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Was confidential,
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And you said you
Weren't going to use it.
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I think that was a cheap
And demeaning thing to do.
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I am so ashamed of you!
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I'm sorry.
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Don't worry about
It. I'll calm her down.
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Herb, bailey's right.
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How did I ever get
Myself in this mess?
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I just wanted to impress
Some people, I guess.
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Now I can't even get
My name off the ballot.
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- wait, now. Don't quit now.
- I don't want to win like this.
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All right, then I'll help.
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- thanks, herb.
- surely.
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Herb, would you do
Something for me?
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You... Name it.
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Herb, would you get down on your
Knees with me and pray for guidance?
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- well, I, um...
- I think we all could use it.
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Okay.
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The league of women
Voters is on line two.
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Ah. Thanks, jennifer.
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Hello, this is arthur carlson,
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Candidate for city council.
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Who's this?
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Oh, mrs. Clairborne?
Well, mrs. Clairborne,
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I just wanted you to
Know that it's my opinion
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That most of the women
In your organization
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Are really overweight.
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I don't mean stocky. We're
Talking tubby, mrs. Clairborne.
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Uh, no, that's all.
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- here's the new
Poster, mr. Carlson.
- well, let's see it.
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Oh...
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Can I have your attention, please?
Attention. Attention, everybody.
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I'd like to make a
Little pep talk here.
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I know that the pollsters have
Me way out in front right now,
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But I want you to completely
Ignore that, all right?
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I want to keep pulling together
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And make every effort
Possible to put my candidacy
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Right down the dumper, okay?
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Hello?
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This is deep throat again.
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Did you know that every
Night when he goes home,
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Arthur carlson likes to lounge
Around his house in a dress?
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Wait a minute, les.
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Don't you think you're carrying
This thing just a little bit too far?
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Do you want to lose or not?
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Well, okay, but, uh,
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Couldn't it be a pair of
Slacks and a simple halter top?
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this is barry schifrin
At election central.
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looking now at the
Cincinnati city council voting,
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with only 18% of the vote in,
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our leader is radio
Executive arthur carlson.
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- what's wrong with the voters?
- makes you lose faith
In the system, doesn't it?
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what makes this early lead
All the more unbelievable
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is mr. Carlson's bizarre
Comments at the polls this morning.
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anne blier reports.
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Woman: mr. Carlson,
You're preparing to vote.
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where is your
Wife, mrs. Carlson?
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actually, mrs. Carlson and I had a
Little disagreement earlier today.
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things got a little out of hand.
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the fact is, it's going
To be quite a while
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before you see mrs.
Carlson in public again.
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- mr. Carlson,
That was wonderful.
- oh, thank you, jennifer.
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Your attention, everyone.
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I've just learned from confidential
News sources downtown
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That we've lost, and I mean big!
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- hooray!
- listen, everybody.
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Schifrin: we have a computer
Prediction that councilman tillman
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has retained his seat.
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anne blier is at his
Campaign headquarters.
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Woman: councilman tillman,
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what have you got to
Say about this victory?
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tillman: well...
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Man: wkrp in cincinnati
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will be back after this.
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- good night, mr. Carlson.
- yeah, good night.
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Hey, I can tell by that
Disappointed look on your face
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That you're sorry there aren't
More men like me in government.
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Well, yeah, at least
Two days a week.
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What are you gonna
Tell your mother?
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I don't wear a dress.
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I'll see you.
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My fellow americans, good night.
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