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SEVEN, FIVE, FOUR, NINE.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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GOOD MORNING,
JENNIFER. MR. CARLSON.
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PRUSSIAN VALLEY MILITARY
ACADEMY JUST CALLED.
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- OH?
- YOUR SON IS MISSING.
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- MISSING?
- NOW, I'M SURE THERE'S
NO CAUSE FOR ALARM.
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WELL, WHAT DID THEY SAY? THEY SAID HE
MUST HAVE LEFT SOMETIME DURING THE NIGHT.
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OH, NO. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CALL
THE COMMANDANT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
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UH, YEAH. YEAH, SURE.
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MISSING? HOW OLD IS HE?
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HE'S ONLY 11 YEARS OLD. WELL, I'M
SURE THAT HE'S GOING TO BE JUST FINE.
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I'M SURE THAT HE'S GONNA BE
OKAY TOO, BUT I BETTER CALL MY WIFE.
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- THAT WON'T
BE NECESSARY, ARTHUR.
- MAMA, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?
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- HANG UP, ARTHUR.
- BUT, MOM, I...
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HANG UP.
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- HELLO, JENNIFER.
- HELLO, MRS. CARLSON.
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MOTHER, LITTLE
ARTHUR IS MISSING.
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- NO, HE'S NOT.
- PRUSSIAN VALLEY JUST CALLED.
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HE HAS LEFT PRUSSIAN VALLEY.
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THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID.
BUT WHERE DID HE GO?
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WELL, NATURALLY, HE CAME TO ME.
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OH.
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LITTLE ARTHUR.
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HELLO, FATHER.
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- ARTHUR, ARE YOU OKAY?
- I'M FINE. HI.
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HELLO. HOW'S IT GOING?
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UH, I THINK I'D BETTER
GO CALL THE SCHOOL.
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GOOD IDEA. EXCUSE ME.
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ARTHUR, WE HAVE SOME
DECISIONS TO MAKE.
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WELL, I THINK I DESERVE
AN EXPLANATION.
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OH, HE'S EXPLAINED IT ALL TO ME.
HE'S NOT GOING BACK TO SCHOOL.
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BUT HE LOVED IT UP THERE. I HAD TO BRIBE
HIM TO GET HIM HOME FOR CHRISTMAS VACATION.
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ARTHUR, YOUR SON WAS PASSED
OVER FOR REGIMENTAL COMMANDER.
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OH, YEAH? WELL, HE'S ONLY 11.
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HE CAN BE REGIMENTAL
COMMANDER NEXT YEAR.
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NEXT YEAR? NEXT YEAR, HE SAYS!
DID YOU HEAR THAT? NEXT YEAR!
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OH!
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- TEMPER, TEMPER.
- GOOD BOY.
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GOOD BOY. I THINK THE FIRST
THING WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO...
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IS GET HIM BACK UP TO SCHOOL
AS SOON AS WE POSSIBLY CAN.
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- HE'S NOT GOING BACK.
- WHY NOT?
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ARTHUR, YOUR SON HAS
RESIGNED THE ACADEMY.
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♪♪
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RESIGNED THE ACADEMY?
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♪♪
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FOR THE TIME BEING,
HE'LL BE LIVING WITH ME.
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OH, I SEE. WELL, IF YOU
INSIST ON THAT, THEN...
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AND WORK UP HERE.
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UP HERE? YES.
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OH, GOOD.
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♪♪
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♪ BABY IF YOU'VE EVER WONDERED ♪
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♪ WONDERED WHATEVER
BECAME OF ME ♪
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♪ I'M LIVING ON THE
AIR IN CINCINNATI ♪
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♪ CINCINNATI, WKRP ♪
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♪ GOT KIND OF TIRED OF
PACKING AND UNPACKING ♪
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♪ TOWN TO TOWN UP
AND DOWN THE DIAL ♪
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♪ MAYBE YOU AND ME
WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE ♪
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♪ JUST MAYBE THINK
OF ME ONCE IN A WHILE ♪
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♪ I'M AT WKRP ♪
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♪ IN CINCINNATI ♪♪
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LOOK, MOTHER, ARTHUR
CAN'T WORK UP HERE.
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HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE IN
SCHOOL. I MEAN, THAT'S THE LAW.
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OH, A LITTLE TIME AWAY FROM
SCHOOL WON'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE.
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- AW, GOSH. I DON'T KNOW.
- ARTHUR, WKRP IS
A FAMILY BUSINESS.
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NOW, I WANT LITTLE
ARTHUR TO LEARN IT.
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YEAH, BUT HE DOESN'T LIKE RADIO.
HE LIKES WAR. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, SON?
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AFFIRMATIVE.
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YEAH, SEE?
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TELL YOU WHAT. WHEN, UH... WHEN
SCHOOL'S OUT, IF YOU'RE REAL, REAL GOOD,
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MAYBE GRANDMA'LL GET YOU
A NICE SUMMER JOB WITH NATO.
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ARTHUR, I'VE GOT TO GO.
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COME ON, MOTHER.
THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK.
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ARTHUR, THIS CHILD HAS JUST
HAD A TRAUMATIC CAREER SETBACK.
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NOW HE NEEDS TIME
TO REST AND REFLECT.
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THIS IS JUST AN 11-YEAR-OLD
CHILD WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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OH, FIND SOMETHING FOR HIM TO DO
AROUND HERE. IT'S JUST TEMPORARY.
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LITTLE ARTHUR, I'LL
PICK YOU UP AT 5:00.
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NOW, BE PLEASANT TO THE
HELP AND DON'T GET DIRTY.
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OKAY? YES, MA'AM.
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THE SAME GOES FOR YOU.
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MOM!
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SO.
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SORRY ABOUT SCHOOL.
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YOU SURE YOU WOULDN'T BE
HAPPIER HOME WITH MOTHER AND ME?
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- I LIKE IT UP AT GRANDMA'S.
- YEAH, I KNOW, BUT YOU CAN
HAVE A LOT MORE FUN AT HOME.
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YOU MIND IF I COME IN? GREAT. I WANNA
TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE WAY THIS...
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SO LONG. UH, JOHNNY.
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I'D LIKE FOR YOU TO MEET MY SON.
THIS IS LITTLE ARTHUR. OH, YEAH?
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ARTHUR, I'D LIKE FOR YOU TO MEET
DR. JOHNNY FEVER. HE'S A DISK JOCKEY.
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HI. I'M THE MORNING MAN.
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THEN, UH, SHOULDN'T
YOU BE ON THE AIR?
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WELL, I GOT A LONG RECORD PLAYING.
SEE, I KNOW ABOUT HOW LONG...
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WHAT IF THE RECORD
PLAYER BREAKS DOWN?
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HMM? WHAT IF THE
RECORD GETS STUCK?
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OH, WELL, SEE, THAT DOESN'T
USUALLY... IT'S A POSSIBILITY, ISN'T IT?
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WELL, YEAH. IT'S POSSIBLE. IT
COULD HAPPEN, COULDN'T IT?
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- I SUPPOSE IT COULD, YEAH.
- YOU'RE NOT AT YOUR POST,
ARE YOU?
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MY POST?
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WHAT DID YOU WANT, JOHNNY?
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I DON'T KNOW. I FORGOT.
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AND GET A SHAVE!
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HOW'D YOU LIKE TO DIE,
SHORTY? UH, NO, NO, NO.
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JUST WAIT A MINUTE.
CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS HERE?
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NOW, JOHNNY, UH, EXCUSE
US, PLEASE, HUH? OKAY.
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- AND GET A HAIRCUT, MISTER!
- OH!
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THAT'S IT. JOHNNY,
JOHNNY, PLEASE.
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LITTLE ARTHUR'S ONLY GONNA BE HERE
FOR, YOU KNOW, TWO OR THREE DAYS.
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WE'RE ALL GONNA
HAVE BIG, BIG FUN.
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SO THANKS FOR DROPPING
BY AND GOOD LUCK, OKAY?
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WHEW!
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WHY DON'T YOU WAIT
OUTSIDE FOR A MINUTE?
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WHY? BECAUSE I'M
GONNA MAKE A PHONE CALL.
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JENNIFER'S OUT THERE.
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HI, HONEY. YEAH.
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LISTEN, OUR, UH...
OUR SON'S HOME.
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YEAH. HE'S... HE'S
BACK IN CINCINNATI.
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HELLO?
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HELLO?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY THINGS?
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UH, NOTHING. NOTHING?
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NOW LISTEN TO ME,
YOU LITTLE MONSTER.
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HI, JENNIFER. HOW'S IT GOING?
ALL OF MY THINGS ARE ALL OVER!
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OH, GOOD LORD! WHO IS HE?
CARLSON'S KID. LET'S KILL HIM.
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- HI. HOW'S IT GOING?
- UH, NOT TOO WELL.
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JENNIFER, PLEASE!
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I'M SORRY.
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I, UH, SEE YOU'VE
MET LITTLE ARTHUR.
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YEAH, HE'S, UH,
SOMEWHAT OF A, UH... A NAZI.
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YEAH, UH... WELL,
HE'S YOUNG YET.
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MR. CARLSON,
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IS THIS CHILD GOING TO
REMAIN IN THIS OFFICE?
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WELL, PROBABLY FOR THE
NEXT TWO OR THREE DAYS.
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THEN HE HAD BETTER LEARN TO
BEHAVE HIMSELF. OH? WHAT DID HE DO?
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UH, HE GOT INTO
JENNIFER'S DRAWERS.
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WHOA, SON.
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HE DUMPED OUT ALL MY
PENCILS. LOOK AT MY STATIONERY.
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THIS PLACE IS JUST A MESS.
AND I'M SORRY, JENNIFER.
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UH, LOOK, SON, THAT IS A NO-NO.
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- GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY.
- OH, HI, ANDY.
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UH, SAY, I'D LIKE FOR YOU TO MEET
MY SON, ANDY. THIS IS LITTLE ARTHUR.
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YOU'RE KIDDING.
WELL, HOW ARE YOU?
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ARTHUR, I'D, UH, LIKE FOR
YOU TO MEET ANDY TRAVIS.
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ANOTHER DEEJAY? OH, NO.
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ANDY'S OUR PROGRAM
DIRECTOR HERE.
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HE'S, UH, YOU KNOW, IN CHARGE
OF THINGS AROUND THE STATION.
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IT'S KIND OF LIKE, UH,
WELL, I'M THE PRESIDENT,
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AND HE'S MY FIVE-STAR
GENERAL. HOW DO YOU DO, SIR?
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WELL, I DO FINE. I DO JUST FINE.
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ANDY, UH, LITTLE ARTHUR'S GONNA BE
WORKING AROUND HERE FOR A LITTLE WHILE,
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SO FIND HIM A VITAL YET, UH,
OTHERWISE MEANINGLESS JOB.
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I'LL SHOW YOU AROUND
THE FORT. THANK YOU, SIR.
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- NICE BOY.
- YEAH?
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ANDY, UM,
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- THIS, UH, CHILD IS,
UM, UNUSUAL.
- OH, YEAH?
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY?
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YEAH, HE DOES SEEM KINDA MATURE
FOR HIS AGE, DOESN'T HE? YEAH.
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ALL RIGHT. COME
ON, LOVER. LET'S GO.
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I'M NOT A LOVER, SIR. I'M
A LIEUTENANT COLONEL.
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HOW OLD IS THIS MAN?
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FORTY-NINE. YEAH, RIGHT.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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JOHNNY!
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♪♪ GET THAT KID OUT OF HERE.
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WHAT? COME ON.
THIS IS CARLSON'S SON.
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YEAH, I... I KNOW. WE MET.
UH, WE DON'T GET ALONG.
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LOOK, I'M SORRY
IF I MADE YOU MAD.
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YEAH?
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HOW DOES ALL THIS
STUFF WORK? I DON'T KNOW.
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HEY, COME ON, JOHNNY.
EXPLAIN IT TO HIM.
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UH, WELL, IT'S REALLY
KINDA SIMPLE, SEE.
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UM, I SPEAK INTO THIS,
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AND MY VOICE IS INSTANTANEOUSLY
TRANSMITTED OUT INTO THE CINCINNATI AREA...
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WHERE IT'S HEARD BY WELL
OVER A HUNDRED PEOPLE.
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MOST OF 'EM ARE INVALIDS THOUGH.
THEY CAN'T CHANGE THE DIAL.
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IS THAT RIGHT?
NO, IT'S NOT RIGHT.
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THERE ARE SEVERAL THOUSAND
PEOPLE LISTENING RIGHT NOW. REALLY?
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REALLY? THAT'S RIGHT.
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YOU'RE INTERESTED
IN RADIO? WELL, KINDA.
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IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE
HE KNOWS THE FIRST THING
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YOU DO WHEN YOU
OVERTHROW A GOVERNMENT...
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IS SEIZE CONTROL OF
THE RADIO STATIONS.
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AND THEN YOU SHOOT
ALL THE DEEJAYS.
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HEY, MEN. WHAT
IT IS? HEY, VENUS.
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I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY TO
INTRODUCE YOU TO ARTHUR CARLSON JUNIOR.
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THE OMEN.
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I DIDN'T KNOW CARLSON HAD A SON.
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WHERE'S THE REST OF THE BAND?
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YOU'RE BLACK!
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I AM? OH, MY GOSH! I'M BLACK!
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WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY BLACKS IN
PRUSSIAN VALLEY. COME ON, ANDY.
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I'M HIP.
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AIN'T NO BLACKS DUMB ENOUGH TO GO
TO A PLACE CALLED PRUSSIAN VALLEY.
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HEY, MAN. HOW COME YOU
DIDN'T TELL ME I WAS BLACK?
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YEAH. HELLO, JENNIFER.
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THE COMMANDANT?
YEAH, PUT HIM ON.
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HELLO, GENERAL?
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UH-HUH.
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UH-HUH.
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OH, GEE. I... WELL, I-I'M
SORRY TO HEAR THAT.
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OH, I SEE.
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WELL, GOSH.
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LOOK, I'M ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE THAT,
YOU KNOW, YOU'LL BE A GENERAL ONE DAY.
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UH, ANYWAY, UH, COLONEL,
IS THIS ABOUT MY...
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UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
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YEAH, WELL, WHAT DO THEY KNOW?
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UH, LISTEN, UH, COLONEL,
IS THIS ABOUT MY... MY SON?
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SO, YOU'RE THE BIG GUY'S KID.
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LITTLE BIG GUY.
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WELL, ON BEHALF OF,
UH, LES NESSMAN AND I,
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WELCOME TO WKRP IN CINCINNATI.
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- LES NESSMAN AND ME.
- WHAT?
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- LES NESSMAN AND ME.
- I KNEW IT.
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ALREADY BUTTERING
UP LITTLE BIG GUY, HUH?
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I SHOULD HAVE
KNOWN. I JUST MET HIM.
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OH, SURE. LOOK, KID, UH... LITTLE
BIG KID, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.
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HE JUST DOES THE NEWS
AROUND HERE. I HANDLE THE SALES.
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I MEAN, WITHOUT ME, THIS
STATION WOULD BE NOWHERE.
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SO, UH, TELL YOUR DAD YOU HEARD
THAT AND YOU THINK IT'S RIGHT.
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MY GRANDMOTHER TALKS ABOUT YOU.
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HERB TARLEK? UH-HUH.
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MAMA TALKS ABOUT ME.
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- TELL ME, WHAT DOES SHE SAY?
- AW, NOTHIN'.
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LOOK, YOU LITTLE BA... BIG GUY.
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COME ON NOW. TELL UNCLE
HERBERT ALL ABOUT IT.
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SHE DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING.
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LOOK, UH, TELL YOU WHAT.
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- I'LL GIVE YOU...
- THE FIVE.
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THE FIVE... IF YOU TELL
ME WHAT SHE SAYS.
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SHE SAYS YOU'RE ADDLE-MINDED.
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ADDLE-MINDED?
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ADDLE-MINDED.
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LES, LOOK UP ADDLE-MINDED.
THIS COULD BE GOOD FOR ME.
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CORPORAL?
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WELL, I THOUGHT HE LEFT
SCHOOL UP THERE BEC...
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OH.
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HE'S FLUNKING OUT?
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EXCUSE ME, LITTLE BIG GUY, BUT DOES
YOUR GRANDMOTHER EVER SPEAK ABOUT ME?
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NO.
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WELL, I'M SURE THERE MUST BE
TIMES... AROUND THE DINNER TABLE, SAY...
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WHEN MY NAME JUST COMES UP.
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AFTER A DAY OF MY NEWS
REPORTS AT 9:00, 12:00, 2:00...
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AND 4:00 AND 6:00 ON FRIDAYS?
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I'M LES NESSMAN.
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LES NESSMAN, FIVE-TIME WINNER
OF THE BUCKEYE NEWSHAWK AWARD.
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DOES THAT RING A BELL? NOPE.
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SHE SAYS THAT YOU'RE OBTUSE.
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OOH.
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"ADULTERY, ADMIRE"...
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LET ME SEE THAT. OBTUSE.
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ADDLE-MINDED.
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OBTUSE!
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ADDLE... HI, GUYS.
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OH, HI, BAILEY. MET
CARLSON'S SON?
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UH, YES. I'VE HAD THE PLEASURE.
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WELL, HE'S QUITE A KID, LET ME
TELL YOU. TELL YOUR DAD I SAID THAT.
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OBTUSE.
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ACCORDING TO WEBSTER'S...
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"EXCEEDING 90 DEGREES,
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"BUT LESS THAT 180 DEGREES.
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"LACKING SHARPNESS OR
QUICKNESS OF SENSIBILITY.
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"ROUNDED AT THE FREE END.
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DULL."
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- THAT'S AN INSULT.
- UH, LES, TAKE IT EASY.
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TAKE IT EASY? JUST
CALM DOWN, OKAY?
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DON'T TELL ME TO CALM
DOWN. I JUST PAID FIVE
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DOLLARS TO FIND OUT I'M
ROUNDED AT THE FREE END.
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COOL OFF, LES. HE'S JUST MAD
'CAUSE HE'S NOT ADDLE-MINDED.
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I AM TOO. NO, YOU'RE NOT.
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YES, I AM. YOU ARE NOT.
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YES, I AM! YOU ARE NOT!
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YOU GUYS! YOU ARE
BOTH ADDLE-MINDED.
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THANK YOU, BAILEY.
YOU'RE WELCOME, LES.
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♪♪
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HI, KID. DON'T CALL ME KID.
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OKAY, GENERAL. YOU WANNA HOP UP
FROM THERE SO I CAN USE THE PHONE?
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SORRY. THIS IS MY DESK NOW.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST STAND UP FOR A SECOND
SO OLD VENUS CAN USE THE PHONE THERE?
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SORRY.
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STAND UP, BOY.
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I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT, BOY.
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NOT GOOD, VENUS. THIS
IS NOT WHAT WE WANNA DO.
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LOOK, HE'S JUST A LITTLE GUY.
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AND BESIDES, IT'S
THE BIG GUY'S KID.
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I SEE.
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WELL, THANK YOU. YEAH.
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YEAH, THA-THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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ANDY, LOOK, I'M SORRY, MAN. I GUESS
I JUST LOST MY HEAD FOR A SECOND.
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THAT'S ALL RIGHT. ANDY,
YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
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00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:10,427
LOOK, THE BOY HAS BEEN HERE
LESS THAN AN HOUR. SEEMS LONGER.
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00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:13,163
UH, MR. CARLSON, THERE SEEMS
TO BE A SLIGHT PROBLEM OVER HERE.
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00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:15,532
I'M NOT SURPRISED. LITTLE
ARTHUR, COME WITH ME.
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00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:18,134
UH, DAD, THIS GUY HERE
JUST TRIED TO KILL ME.
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COME WITH ME.
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00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,139
WELL, HE'S GONNA PAY FOR IT.
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MY GRANDMOTHER'S
GONNA FIRE YOU. ARTHUR!
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YES, SIR? FOLLOW ME!
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00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:31,115
YEAH, BUT HE JUST TRIED TO
KILL ME. HE LIFTED ME UP AND...
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00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,385
LITTLE BRAT. ALL RIGHT,
LOOK. WHAT HAPPENED?
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START... START AT THE BEGINNING.
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WELL, FIRST OF ALL, HE'S NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE PICKING ON LITTLE WHITE KIDS.
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HOW ABOUT BIG WHITE
KIDS, MAN? HEY, NO!
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ALL RIGHT. SIT.
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NOT THERE.
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00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:54,638
HERE.
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ALL RIGHT, SON. NOW YOU AND I ARE
GONNA GET A COUPLE OF THINGS STRAIGHT.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU
SAID TO VENUS FLYTRAP,
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00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,949
BUT YOU DON'T SPEAK TO HIM OR
ANYBODY ELSE LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN!
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WELL, DAD...
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AND YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF
OF OTHER PEOPLE'S PROPERTY,
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- THINGS THAT DON'T
BELONG TO YOU!
- WELL, DAD...
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GOTTEN INTO YOU, ARTHUR!
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00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:18,696
UNLESS YOU'RE JUST
DYING FOR ATTENTION.
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ARE YOU MAD?
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YOU BET I'M MAD.
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00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:29,807
I'M MAD AT YOU,
AND I'M MAD AT ME.
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00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,876
IS... IS THIS SOME
KIND OF A TRICK?
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00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,412
NO, SON.
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00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:37,815
THE TRICKS ARE ALL OVER.
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WHEN YOU WERE A SIX-YEAR-OLD
CHILD, YOU WERE A RAMBUNCTIOUS KID.
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MAYBE MORE RAMBUNCTIOUS THAN
OTHER KIDS YOUR AGE. I DON'T KNOW.
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00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:50,728
BUT, GOD HELP ME,
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00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:54,832
YOUR MOTHER AND I, WE LET YOUR GRANDMOTHER
TALK US INTO SENDING YOU AWAY TO SCHOOL.
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00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:59,903
WELL, YOU CAN'T
BLAME YOUR GRANDMA.
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00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:03,607
YOU SEE, HER FATHER WENT TO A MILITARY
ACADEMY, A MAN WHOM SHE MUCH ADMIRED.
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00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:07,444
SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS
DOING THE RIGHT THING.
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00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:11,648
EVEN THOUGH I HAD DIFFERENT
THOUGHTS ON THE MATTER AT THAT TIME, I...
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00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:16,854
WELL, SON, AWAY YOU WENT.
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FOUR FEET TALL,
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00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:25,729
DRESSED LIKE GENERAL MacARTHUR,
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00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:30,434
WAVING AT YOUR MOTHER AND ME
FROM THAT RAILROAD CAR WINDOW.
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00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,502
OH, SON, I'M SORRY.
335
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:36,807
DAD, I LIKE IT AT
PRUSSIAN VALLEY.
336
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:39,776
BUT, SEE, I HAVE TO BE
REGIMENTAL COMMANDER.
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00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,845
STOP IT, SON.
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00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:46,550
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE
REGIMENTAL COMMANDER.
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00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:50,020
ALL YOU HAVE TO BE
IS AN 11-YEAR-OLD BOY.
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00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:53,657
WELL, YOU KNOW, I WAS VERY
SUCCESSFUL AT THE ACADEMY.
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00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:57,894
OH, I BET YOU WERE.
342
00:19:57,963 --> 00:19:59,963
DID THEY CALL YOU?
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00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:04,034
NO.
344
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:06,804
NO, I-I-I DON'T THINK I'M
GONNA CALL THEM EITHER.
345
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:10,373
YOU SEE, WHAT I... WHAT
I THOUGHT WAS, UH...
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00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:13,243
WELL, I THOUGHT...
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00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:16,124
MAYBE YOU COULD GO TO PUBLIC
SCHOOL RIGHT HERE IN CINCINNATI.
348
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:20,117
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? I'LL
HAVE TO THINK SOMETHING LIKE THAT OVER.
349
00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:23,987
MEMORIAL JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL
IS JUST DOWN THE STREET FROM US.
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00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,623
WELL... GOT GIRLS.
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00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:29,693
♪♪
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00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:33,430
OKAY.
353
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,600
OH, SON.
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00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:40,571
IT'S A GOOD CAREER DECISION.
355
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,839
ONLY THOSE MEDALS SURE HURT.
356
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,841
OH. DAD, ABOUT THOSE MEDALS.
357
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,888
SON, FOR-FORGET
ABOUT THE MEDALS.
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00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:50,147
LOOK, YOU'RE A CIVILIAN NOW,
HUH? YOU GOTTA ACT LIKE ONE.
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00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:54,451
I'M NOT SURE I KNOW HOW. AW, LISTEN,
YOU'LL GET THE HANG OF IT IN NOTHIN' FLAT.
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00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:59,122
UH... SON, UH, AS YOU KNOW,
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00:20:59,192 --> 00:21:02,426
I'M AN EXTREMELY BUSY MAN,
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00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:05,762
BUT, UH, YOU KNOW, ALONG
WITH THE BURDENS OF AUTHORITY...
363
00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:08,899
COME MOMENTS OF, UH, RECREATION.
364
00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:10,967
WAIT HERE A MINUTE.
365
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:15,339
THE COAST IS CLEAR.
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00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:19,488
WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THAT SUCKER? WOW!
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00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:21,022
AIN'T IT A BEAUTY? IS IT YOURS?
368
00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:23,447
HUH? YEAH. IT'S MINE, ALL RIGHT.
369
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:28,018
THIS BABY'S COMPLETELY
REMOTE CONTROLLED TOO.
370
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:30,087
YOU KNOW WHAT
MY TIME WITH THIS IS?
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00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:33,001
SEVEN MINUTES, 32 SECONDS AROUND THE
ROOM WITHOUT HITTIN' A STICK OF FURNITURE.
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00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:34,958
YOU WANNA TRY IT? SURE.
373
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:37,394
JUST FLIP UP THAT ANTENNA
AND HAVE A GO AT IT.
374
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,729
HEY, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
375
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:41,776
YOU'RE GETTIN' THE
HANG OF THAT REAL QUICK.
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00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,778
HEY, DO YOU LIKE ROCK AND ROLL?
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00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:45,735
YEAH. OH, GOOD.
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00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:49,540
♪♪
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00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:59,349
BASKETBALL.
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00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:13,329
♪♪
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00:22:13,399 --> 00:22:17,267
OH, WELL. OLD HABITS DIE
HARD, DON'T THEY, SON?
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00:22:17,335 --> 00:22:19,436
YOU READY? YOU
GOTTA CONCENTRATE.
383
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:24,074
ON THREE. ONE, TWO, THREE.
384
00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:28,212
ALL RIGHT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT!
385
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:41,658
THEY STILL IN THERE? UH-HUH.
386
00:22:41,726 --> 00:22:43,794
WHAT ARE THEY
DOIN'? I DON'T KNOW.
387
00:23:07,519 --> 00:23:11,054
HE DID IT! WITHOUT EVEN
LOOKING, HE DID IT! THAT'S MY DAD!
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00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:17,027
HI THERE.
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00:23:24,503 --> 00:23:26,469
♪♪
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♪♪
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00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,154
♪♪
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♪♪
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