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Weather today in the
Greater cincinnati area...
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♪ I love you so
Badly I could... ♪
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they're solid plastic, so
Don't settle for imitation...
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but the senator, while
Insisting he was not intoxicated,
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could not explain his nudity.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪ baby if you've ever wondered ♪
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♪ wondered whatever
Became of me ♪
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♪ I'm living on the
Air in cincinnati ♪
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♪ cincinnati, wkrp ♪
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♪ got kind of tired of
Packing and unpacking ♪
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♪ town to town up
And down the dial ♪
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♪ maybe you and me
Were never meant to be ♪
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♪ just maybe think
Of me once in a while ♪
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♪ I'm at wkrp ♪
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♪ in cincinnati ♪♪
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♪♪
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All right, babies. It's time for the
Doctor to lie down for a little while,
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Just till this
Dizzy spell passes,
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And that means I'll be back
Tomorrow morning come 6:00 a.M...
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Right here hovering
Over the operating tables.
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So, in the meantime, you remember
To do what the doctor says...
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Don't be cruel.
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And right now it's time for mr. Les
Nessman with a whole mess of news.
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♪ wkrp ♪
Good morning, les.
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Good morning,
Johnny. ♪ cincinnati ♪
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It's all yours. ♪♪
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London, madrid, bangkok, moscow,
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Cincinnati.
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From the four
Corners of the world.
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From the news capitals
At home and abroad.
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The day's headlines
Brought into focus.
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The issues and events
That shape our time.
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Wkrp, information beacon
Of the ohio valley, presents...
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Les nessman and the news.
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an up-to-the-minute commentary from
One of journalism's most trusted voices.
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five-time winner of the
Buckeye newshawk award.
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- is that new?
- I just had it made.
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- very nice.
- I like it.
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Now here's les
Nessman and the news.
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Good morning. This is
Les nessman reporting.
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In the top story of the day,
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General wallace nasami, head
Of the emerging nation of nibia,
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Denied his new government was a
Dictatorship and promised free elections...
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As soon as each citizen
Of the small country...
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Learned to play a
Musical instrument.
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nasami said this was part
Of a new cultural program.
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Turning to sports...
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Winner of this week's gulf
Coast golf classic was...
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"Chai chai rodrigueez."
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"Chai chai" finished with
A nine-under par score.
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It's chi chi rodriguez.
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Hopefully, mr. "Rodrigueez" will
Play up to par in his next competition.
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turning to the commodities...
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soy beans sagged, while
Corn popped to an all-time high.
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Hi. Hi.
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So, how's it going? Oh, same
Old thing. Answering the phone...
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And fighting off herb.
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Herb ought to be
Ashamed of himself.
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I'm really getting tired of it.
He wants to take me to lunch.
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He wants to take me to dinner.
He wants to take me dancing.
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And every time I say no, he
Says there's "Yes" in my eyes.
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Do you see "Yes"
In there anywhere?
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No. Uh...
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Listen, do you want
Me to talk to him?
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It wouldn't do any
Good. Where is he?
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Oh, in there, probably going
Through mr. Carlson's desk.
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I'll speak to him.
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I'd do anything if you
Could get him off my back.
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- find anything
Interesting?
- no.
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Don't you ever knock?
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Listen, I'm, uh, putting
Together the krp softball team.
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You wanna play? No.
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Okay, I guess I'll just have to find
Somebody else to bat behind jennifer.
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No. Wait a minute.
She's on the team?
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- yeah.
- I'll play.
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What the heck? It's
Good for the station.
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You know, herb, you're
An all right guy. Yeah.
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Well, what is it, mixed league?
Guys and girls together?
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No, jennifer's the only
Woman I know about.
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- she's our shortstop. She bats cleanup.
- she does?
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- why not? She's our best player.
- she is?
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- you didn't know that?
- I didn't even know
We had a softball team.
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You probably don't know...
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Well, I guess most people don't.
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Know, know... Know what?
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Well, it's sort of a
Secret. I'm sorry, herb.
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Wait a minute. Is it
About jennifer? Yeah.
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Well, come on, tell
Me. I need to know.
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Oh, sure, so you can blab it
To everybody else. No, no, no.
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No, no, I... I swear I won't. I... I
Won't. You... You have my word.
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You promise? Promise.
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Nah, you'd never
Believe it. Oh, please! Huh?
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Okay, but this better
Not get around.
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Trust me.
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Herb...
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Our receptionist,
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The beautiful jennifer marlowe,
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Is a result of the most
Cunningly successful...
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Sex change operation
In medical history.
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- get outta here.
- okay.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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You mean to tell
Me that jennifer...
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That... That she's a...
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A guy... Or at least
She used to be.
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Get outta here. Okay.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Now, what you're saying...
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I... I mean you're
Telling me that she...
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Get out of here. All right.
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Wait a minute. I
Don't believe it.
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You don't have to, man.
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All I'm saying is just don't tell
Anybody else. That's all I ask.
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That's... That's the most
Ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
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Listen, andy, les never was very good at
Sports anyway. Well, that doesn't matter.
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Maybe he'd be glad just to
Do news and the farm report.
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This is not les's fault. It's
A total misunderstanding.
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Who's gonna explain that to les?
We're both gonna have to explain it to les.
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This is the only way it'll
Work, if we both talk with him.
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You talk to him. I don't like
Talking about things like that.
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This is a ridiculous
Situation. We both have
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To talk with les and
Straighten this thing out.
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- morning, big guy.
- hi, herb. Take a walk,
Will ya, herb?
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Really? Oh, um...
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- I don't believe it.
- neither do we.
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wait a minute. You
Know about this?
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Well, I'm not supposed to
Tell, but, uh, yeah, I know.
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Well, that's just great. This
Is gonna get all over town.
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- who told you?
- I can't say.
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- yeah, well,
We understand.
- johnny told me.
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Does les know yet?
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I don't know.
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- do you want me to tell him?
- yeah, could you?
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We should both tell him.
Herb is les's best friend.
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- why can't herb be
The one that tells him?
- I get to tell him.
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You get to tell him? You
Sound like you're enjoying this.
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Look, I'm as shocked
As everyone else.
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Would you send
Les in, please? Yeah.
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And I'll tell you
Something else.
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I don't believe it, not for a
Minute. Well, neither do we.
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It is just a mistake.
It's got to be.
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Let me ask you this.
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If this is true, can you deal
With something like this?
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Surely. Yeah?
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I guess. I mean,
What's done is done.
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Herb, you're an
All right guy. Hmm?
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Everybody keeps telling me that.
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- you wanted to see me?
- oh, yes, of course
We do, les.
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Would you just sit down
Right over here, please?
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Right here in the chair, 'cause herb
Has something that he wants to tell you.
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Come on, andy. Let's you and I
Leave. No, you and I should both stay.
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Okay, uh... Herb,
You... You tell him.
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Les, jennifer's a guy.
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What?
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That's what I said. oh, yeah.
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Herb, thank you very much for telling
Les that. Now go to your office, will ya?
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Surely. Look, if you guys need
Any more help, just let me know.
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- yeah, right.
- now what's going on?
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I should know. I'm
The news director.
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Listen, les... Hmm? Hmm?
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Uh, les, uh...
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Uh, les, uh...
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Les, andy has something he
Wants to tell you. Tell him, travis.
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Oh, listen. Les...
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Les, you've been barred from
The locker rooms at the stadium.
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I don't understand.
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Well, we got a
Problem here. Uh...
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Les, how these things get
Started I-I-I really don't know.
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What is it, andy?
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One of the players has gone to the
Coach insisting that you not be allowed...
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To conduct postgame
Interviews in the locker room.
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Why?
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Because...
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The guy thinks
You're homosexual.
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That's what he says, and the organization's
Gone along with him on that one.
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les, don't worry about this thing.
Those guys over there are crazy.
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To heck with them. We just
Won't report their games.
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Now that'll show 'em. Huh? Huh?
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Do my fellow journalists
Know about this?
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No, it's none of their business. But
They'll find out. They're reporters.
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Les, wait a minute. We're
Gonna get this straightened out.
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You bet we will,
Because you're not a...
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A... A... Uh, what
They say you are.
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Unless, of course, you are,
Which we... We know you're not.
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Are you?
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Does that even matter? People
Think what they want to think.
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When this gets around, the
Truth won't make any difference.
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Now, les, listen.
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We are your friends, and
We're gonna stand behind you.
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We're gonna get to
The bottom of this thing.
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Thank you, andy.
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I think I need to be alone for
A moment to collect myself.
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Sure.
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If you wouldn't mind. Uh, no.
Don't worry about this thing, les.
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Have a seat. Sit down here.
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Look, les, uh, my office is your
Office for as long as you need it.
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Okay? Huh?
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Uh, don't worry about
This thing now, les.
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Come on.
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Poor guy. Oh, yeah.
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Man, oh, man.
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Poor, poor guy.
It's... It's tough.
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- what is going on?
- nothing.
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Hello? Wkrp. May I help you?
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How's he taking it? Well,
Not well, I can tell you that.
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Somehow I thought I'd
Be the one most upset.
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I've got to talk with that
Player at the stadium...
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And see what he
Says about this. Hey.
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Are you talking about that lady
Tennis player who used to be a guy?
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What is it with you and all
This sex change stuff? Shh.
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That was a mr. Neese in the
Negman building across the street.
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He wanted to know if that
Was you out on the ledge.
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- what is going on?
- I don't know. You wanna go bowling?
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Hi, mr. Carlson.
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Hi, les. How's it goin'?
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- hi, andy.
- yeah, how you doin', les?
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Come on in, and
Let's talk. Okay?
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There's no point in talking,
Andy. Oh, of course there is.
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I've always considered myself
A fairly macho kind of guy.
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Now my reputation is ruined,
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And my reputation
Is all that I am.
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We'll go down to the stadium.
We'll talk with those guys.
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Even if we did,
There'd always be...
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A black mark beside my
Name which time cannot erase.
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He's starting to get
Poetic. Is that a good sign?
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I don't know. Keep him talking.
I'm gonna call the police. Me?
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"To be, or not to be"...
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I... I'm sorry, les.
I missed that, uh...
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I said, "To be, or not to be:
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That is the question."
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Yeah. Yeah, it...
It certainly is.
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Yes. That's right. The ninth
Floor of the flem building.
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00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:07,972
Please hurry, sergeant. Okay,
The, uh, police are on their way.
235
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,894
That's the stadium
Number. Is there anything
236
00:15:09,918 --> 00:15:11,709
Else I can do? I don't
Think so right now.
237
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:15,046
- what's all
The excitement about?
- les is out on the ledge.
238
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:18,716
What? Some jerk accused
Les of being a homosexual.
239
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:22,754
A homo sexual? That's right.
And you know... You know les.
240
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:25,590
Apparently not. I mean...
241
00:15:25,659 --> 00:15:28,292
At least I didn't know
He was, you know, funny.
242
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:31,696
The word is "Gay," not
"Funny." and so what if he is?
243
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,565
He comes to work. He does
His job. He's a fine person.
244
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,668
His sex life is
His own business.
245
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:39,237
Sure. You'd say that.
246
00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:41,239
What?
247
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:44,008
I need a dictionary.
All right, I'll hold!
248
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:46,389
Do we have a dictionary?
You have to keep him talking.
249
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:49,180
I am keeping him talking, but he
Wants to know what fardels are.
250
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:53,518
What? "Fardel"... It's... It's a word.
It's here in hamlet's soliloquy.
251
00:15:53,587 --> 00:15:57,989
"When he himself might his
Quietus make with a bare bodkin,
252
00:15:58,057 --> 00:16:00,525
who would fardels bear"?
253
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:08,144
There's a dictionary
In my desk. Oh, okay.
254
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,035
Look up "Bodkin"
While you're at it.
255
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:12,169
Oh. Hi, johnny. Hi.
256
00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:17,008
Hey, listen, will you talk to les
For a minute. Sure. Uh, where is he?
257
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:20,878
He's on the ledge. Interesting.
258
00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:23,993
This is an emergency. Have
Him call me as soon as you can.
259
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:25,951
I'll be right by the phone.
260
00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:30,688
Les wouldn't be out there right
Now if it weren't for people like you.
261
00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:34,892
Me? What'd I do? It's your
Attitude, herb... Your prejudices.
262
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:37,829
Prejudice? I don't have a
Prejudice bone in my body.
263
00:16:37,898 --> 00:16:40,732
Prove it sometime,
Herb. Prove it to les.
264
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:49,273
And then there was this guy that
Dove off the golden gate bridge,
265
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,275
And he hit a barge.
266
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:54,712
Pancake! I don't wanna
Talk about that, johnny.
267
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,715
Les, I...
268
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:59,951
I just think you oughta know what
You're getting yourself into, pal.
269
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:03,488
- maybe I should come in.
- that's a real good idea, les.
270
00:17:03,557 --> 00:17:06,502
Why don't you start by just
Turning around so you can see me?
271
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,571
Real slow. Real slow.
272
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:11,795
Put your left hand on this
Wall over here. I'm right here.
273
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:15,066
Just come around. Come
To me real slow. Okay?
274
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,273
Perhaps a little
More slowly now.
275
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:24,954
Try stepping over here. Why
Don't you give me your right hand?
276
00:17:24,978 --> 00:17:28,079
You don't have to. Okay, just
Look at me, and I'll watch down here.
277
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,960
Just step right across
Here, okay? Take it easy.
278
00:17:30,984 --> 00:17:33,963
That's good. Moving your
Leg is a good way to step.
279
00:17:33,987 --> 00:17:36,521
That's good. Come
On. Yeah. Come on.
280
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:39,602
Hey, les, I've thought about
It, and it's okay if you're a gay!
281
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:47,499
A fardel, les...
282
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,013
Look at those guys
Movin' around down there!
283
00:17:50,037 --> 00:17:53,470
The fire department is stringing up
Nets. I hope we don't have to use them.
284
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:55,240
It's my fault he's
Still out there.
285
00:17:55,309 --> 00:17:58,543
He'll come in. Just give him
Time. If anything happens to les...
286
00:17:58,612 --> 00:18:01,324
Take it easy. I shouldn't
Have picked on you like that.
287
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:04,816
It's okay. You're probably not
Yourself since the operation.
288
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:20,509
He wants... He wants to
Talk with you again. Oh, sure.
289
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:23,868
I don't know what else to do. I
Explained how this mess got started,
290
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:26,615
And it doesn't seem to make a
Difference. What did happen?
291
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,132
Les and a couple reporters were
292
00:18:28,156 --> 00:18:30,308
Interviewing this
Ballplayer after the game.
293
00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:32,977
Now, les doesn't know
That much about sports.
294
00:18:33,046 --> 00:18:35,312
So he asks a couple
Of crazy questions.
295
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:38,115
When he splits, one reporter
Turns to the other and says,
296
00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:40,117
"Queer little fellow, isn't he?"
297
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:42,226
And the ballplayer
Misunderstood the remark.
298
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:45,857
- then it's all just
A silly misunderstanding.
- right, but tell les that.
299
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:49,093
I'll tell les that.
Les is my best friend.
300
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,896
I'll get him back in here. You
Know what happened last time.
301
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,176
This time it'll be different.
No, I don't think so.
302
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,211
But I know I could do it.
303
00:18:56,235 --> 00:19:00,705
"Farewell, a long farewell
To all my greatness!
304
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:03,674
"This is the state of man:
305
00:19:03,744 --> 00:19:07,044
"Today he puts forth the
Tender leaves of hopes,
306
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:11,149
"Tomorrow blossoms and bears
His blushing honors thick upon him.
307
00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:14,719
"The third day comes
A frost, a killing frost.
308
00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:17,555
"And when he thinks,
Good easy man,
309
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:22,227
"Full surely his greatness
Is a-ripening, nips his root,
310
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,562
And then he falls, as I do!"
311
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,564
No! No!
312
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:30,835
Look, les, couldn't we quote
Something from hello, dolly?
313
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:36,107
Les, this is herb speaking. I
Just want you to know that...
314
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,987
If you jump, I'll jump too.
315
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:40,278
Thanks, herb.
316
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:45,016
Mr. Carlson? What is it, les?
317
00:19:45,085 --> 00:19:48,386
I love sports. I
Know you do, les.
318
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:50,554
I just don't seem to
Understand them very well.
319
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:53,891
Look, les. I'll tell
You something.
320
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,938
You come back
Inside this building,
321
00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:58,541
And you can do anything
You want on this radio station.
322
00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:02,133
That's very nice
Of you, mr. Carlson,
323
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:06,804
But my reputation is still
Besmirched and sullied.
324
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,442
Dictionary!
325
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,611
Les! I said, a "Dictionary"!
326
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:17,648
- no, no, no! It's a phone call for les.
- could you take a message?
327
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,599
It's the player at
The stadium. It's the
328
00:20:19,623 --> 00:20:21,719
One who had you banned
From the locker room.
329
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:24,956
- I think he wants
To apologize.
- okay, andy.
330
00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:34,699
Hello? Les nessman speaking.
331
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,770
Not much.
332
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,509
Uh-huh. Yeah.
333
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,744
Well, that's all right.
334
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:50,214
listen, we... We all
Make mistakes sometimes.
335
00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:54,251
I-I don't want you to
Worry about it anymore.
336
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:57,254
It's all right.
337
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,958
Yes, they do look
Like little ants.
338
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:06,997
So, tell me.
339
00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:10,168
What are the team's chances
Of going all the way this year?
340
00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:15,205
Really? Oh, that's terrific.
Can I quote you on that?
341
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:19,644
Really? Well, that's just great.
342
00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:23,748
Well, are you outta your slump?
343
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:25,750
Oh, great.
344
00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:28,986
Well, sure, I'll see you out at the
Stadium for the next tournament.
345
00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:31,055
What?
346
00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:34,124
Game!
347
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:38,396
Well, good-bye. Good
Luck to you too, bruce.
348
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,440
Thank you, andy.
Hey, les, no problem.
349
00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:47,872
Thank you, mr. Carlson.
That's okay, les. Here, take this.
350
00:21:47,941 --> 00:21:50,519
Why don't you come on
In now, les? Huh? Huh?
351
00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:52,643
I can't. - what?
352
00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:56,547
Sure you can. It's over
Now. Everything is fine. Yeah.
353
00:21:56,616 --> 00:22:00,851
I'm afraid to move. As a matter
Of fact, I feel like I'm gonna fall!
354
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:04,355
No, les! Don't do
That! No, no, no!
355
00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:06,402
Just relax! Don't
Look down, les!
356
00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:08,404
Somebody say
Something, will ya? Uh, les?
357
00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:11,429
Now, if you fall, all your
Newspaper buddies will think...
358
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,431
You jumped because
That player was right!
359
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,478
Herb! I know what I'm doing.
360
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,802
Since when? Do you hear me, les?
361
00:22:17,871 --> 00:22:20,872
- I hear you, herb.
- you better get your tail
Back in here...
362
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:25,109
Or else it's gonna, well, look,
You know, funny. all right, herb.
363
00:22:26,947 --> 00:22:28,924
I'm coming to get you,
Les! Oh, no, you're not.
364
00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:30,748
Give him room. Give him room.
365
00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:34,685
Hurry, herb! All right.
366
00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:37,821
What are you doing,
Herb? If you're gay...
367
00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:40,391
You're gay.
368
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:44,061
It doesn't matter. Take it
Easy. Hang on, for pete's sake.
369
00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:48,098
But, if you're not
Gay, then... Ooh. Oh!
370
00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:50,501
Then people shouldn't
Go around saying you are!
371
00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:54,405
So give me your hand. Just reach
Right out and take that hand.
372
00:22:54,473 --> 00:22:56,619
Les, on three. Close
Your eyes and just grab.
373
00:22:56,643 --> 00:22:59,476
One, two, three!
374
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:01,323
Do it, les!
375
00:23:01,347 --> 00:23:03,792
Step across! We
Got him! We got him!
376
00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:06,095
Attaboy, les! All right.
Come on in here, les,
377
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:08,686
And show me what kind
Of man you really are!
378
00:23:08,755 --> 00:23:11,823
Really? Oh!
379
00:23:27,607 --> 00:23:30,942
Hi, johnny. Hi.
380
00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:33,644
I saw herb this
Morning. How is he?
381
00:23:33,713 --> 00:23:37,148
He's a little doped up,
But he'll be fine. Same here.
382
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,384
What? It's just a joke.
383
00:23:41,454 --> 00:23:43,921
Uh, speaking of jokes,
384
00:23:43,989 --> 00:23:46,257
What did you tell herb about me?
385
00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:48,259
Nothing much.
386
00:23:48,328 --> 00:23:50,595
- morning, everyone.
- oh, hi, les.
387
00:23:50,664 --> 00:23:54,632
I was just at the hospital. The doctor
Says that herb can go home in a week.
388
00:23:54,701 --> 00:23:57,421
- I know. I saw him too.
- did he seem all right
To you?
389
00:23:57,470 --> 00:23:59,470
As well as can be expected.
390
00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:02,051
Well, I think he must have
Hit that net headfirst.
391
00:24:02,075 --> 00:24:05,476
He kept asking me the same
Question over and over again.
392
00:24:05,545 --> 00:24:07,723
this is pretty complicated,
But he wanted to know...
393
00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:12,250
If a guy dates a girl who used
To be a guy but isn't anymore,
394
00:24:12,318 --> 00:24:15,819
What does that make the guy who
Dates the girl who used to be a guy?
395
00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:21,024
It's a toughie.
396
00:24:25,031 --> 00:24:26,831
♪♪
397
00:24:30,402 --> 00:24:34,572
♪♪
398
00:24:42,849 --> 00:24:45,516
♪♪
399
00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,932
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