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WEATHER TODAY IN THE
GREATER CINCINNATI AREA...
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♪ I LOVE YOU SO
BADLY I COULD... ♪
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THEY'RE SOLID PLASTIC, SO
DON'T SETTLE FOR IMITATION...
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BUT THE SENATOR, WHILE
INSISTING HE WAS NOT INTOXICATED,
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COULD NOT EXPLAIN HIS NUDITY.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪ BABY IF YOU'VE EVER WONDERED ♪
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♪ WONDERED WHATEVER
BECAME OF ME ♪
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♪ I'M LIVING ON THE
AIR IN CINCINNATI ♪
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♪ CINCINNATI, WKRP ♪
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♪ GOT KIND OF TIRED OF
PACKING AND UNPACKING ♪
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♪ TOWN TO TOWN UP
AND DOWN THE DIAL ♪
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♪ MAYBE YOU AND ME
WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE ♪
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♪ JUST MAYBE THINK
OF ME ONCE IN A WHILE ♪
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♪ I'M AT WKRP ♪
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♪ IN CINCINNATI ♪♪
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GOOD MORNING,
JENNIFER. MORNING, HERB.
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ANY CALLS? NO.
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MESSAGES? NOPE.
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MAIL? NONE.
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OKAY, HOW ABOUT
LUNCH? NO LUNCH EITHER.
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DINNER? BUSY.
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- HOW ABOUT LATER
AT MY PLACE?
- YOU'RE MARRIED, HERB.
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OH, YEAH.
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WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE
WITH YOU, JENNIFER?
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I MEAN, YOU'RE TALKING TO
THE SALES MANAGER HERE.
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I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU
WANT, WATCHES, JEWELRY,
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A SIDE OF BEEF, FULLY DRESSED?
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I CAN FIX ANYTHING. YOU WANNA
MEET BERT CONVY IN PERSON?
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I MEAN, THEY DON'T CALL ME
MR. KICKBACK FOR NOTHING. HI.
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HOWDY. I'M ANDY TRAVIS, THE,
UH, NEW PROGRAM DIRECTOR.
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BUT KICKBACKS ARE WRONG.
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HERB TARLEK. SORRY, GOT A
MEETING. WE'LL TALK LATER,
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IF YOU LAST THAT LONG.
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- NICE FELLOW.
- ONE OF THE BEST.
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- WOULD YOU LIKE
TO SEE THE BIG GUY?
- THE BIG GUY?
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THE SKIPPER, THE
CHIEF, THE HEAD HONCHO,
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THE JERK WHO RUNS THIS PLACE.
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WELL, YES. YES, I WOULD.
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MR. CARLSON, MR. TRAVIS
IS HERE TO SEE YOU.
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TRAVIS. I DON'T KNOW.
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HE CLAIMS TO BE THE
NEW PROGRAM DIRECTOR.
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I'M FROM SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO.
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YOU KNOW, I NEVER REALLY MET THE BIG
GUY BEFORE. HE HIRED ME ON THE PHONE.
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WELL, THEN YOU HAVE
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
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YES, HE'S STILL HERE.
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GOOD MORNING, JENNIFER. HI, LES.
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UH, LES, THIS IS ANDY TRAVIS,
OUR NEW PROGRAM DIRECTOR.
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WELL, HOWDY. SO YOU'RE TRAVIS?
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- YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
- OH, LES IS IN CHARGE
OF NEWS, WEATHER, SPORTS.
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THE LAST PROGRAM DIRECTOR LASTED 30
MINUTES BEFORE THE BIG GUY FIRED HIM.
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TRAFFIC AND... WHAT ELSE, LES?
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AWARD-WINNING FARM REPORTS.
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SO WATCH YOUR STEP, MISTER.
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SO, LES IS A GREAT GUY TOO. OF COURSE, HE'S
NO HERB, BUT HE'S STILL ONE OF THE BEST.
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HE'S ALL RIGHT.
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AT LEAST HE'S NOT ALWAYS
PAWING AND MAULING YOU,
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CONSTANTLY ON THE MAKE,
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DYING FOR SOME STEAMY,
ONE-NIGHT STAND...
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OF UNBRIDLED PASSION...
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AT SOME OUT-OF-THE-WAY
HOTEL ROOM.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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I SURE DO.
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- YOU'RE NOT
LIKE THAT, ARE YOU?
- WHO, ME? OH, NO. HECK, NO.
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HOW COME? I DON'T KNOW.
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- TRAVIS?
- UH, YES, SIR.
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I'M CARLSON. WELL,
IT'S NICE TO FINALLY...
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GET IN HERE. SEE YOU IN PERSON.
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HE'S A GREAT GUY TOO,
RIGHT? ONE OF THE BEST.
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SO, YOU FISH? UH,
NO, SIR. NO. NO, I DON'T.
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NO?
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- I FISH.
- UH, MR. CARLSON,
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YOU KNOW, IT STRIKES ME THAT YOU
DON'T REALLY REMEMBER HIRING ME.
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OF COURSE I DO. YOU KNOW,
I QUIT MY JOB IN SANTA FE.
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YOU DID? YEAH. I TOOK AN
APARTMENT HERE IN CINCINNATI TOO.
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OOH, DO YOU THINK THAT'S WISE?
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MR. CARLSON, WE TALKED
ON THE PHONE. YOU
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PROMISED ME A FREE
HAND TO RUN THIS STATION.
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I SHOULD NEVER USE THE PHONE... CUT THAT
THING IN HALF, JUST USE IT FOR LISTENING.
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I THINK I MADE A BIG
MISTAKE COMING HERE.
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- WHERE YA GOIN', COWBOY?
- I DON'T REALLY KNOW,
BUT I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOIN'.
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- YEAH?
- YES, SIR.
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YOU'RE GOIN' BACK TO PLAYIN'
MUSIC ON THIS STATION...
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THAT WAS WAY OUT-OF-DATE 20
YEARS AGO AND LOSIN' 100 GRAND A YEAR.
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WHERE'D YOU GET A
FIGURE LIKE THAT? FROM YOU.
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OH, YEAH. RIGHT. UH...
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SIT DOWN FOR A
SECOND. ALL RIGHT.
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I SUPPOSE YOU'VE WORKED AT STATIONS
THAT MAKE REALLY BIG MONEY, HUH?
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OH, YES, SIR. YES, I
HAVE. A LOT OF 'EM.
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WE USED TO MAKE MONEY
AROUND HERE, YOU KNOW.
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OF COURSE, THAT WAS BACK IN
THE DAYS WHEN MUSIC WAS MUSIC...
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AND MEN WERE MEN
AND FISH WERE FISH.
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NOW I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE HELL'S GOIN' ON.
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COME ON, MR. CARLSON. I THINK
I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU.
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- YOU CAN?
- SURE. YOU KNOW WHAT'S
GOIN' ON AROUND HERE.
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I DO? OH, OF COURSE I DO. HOW
DO YOU SEE IT THOUGH, TRAVIS?
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WELL, I SEE BEFORE ME A
VERY SHREWD MANAGER. TRUE.
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A MAN SMART ENOUGH TO HIRE THE
RIGHT PEOPLE. THAT'S VERY ASTUTE.
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AND THEN YOU JUST STEP ASIDE,
AND YOU LET THEM RUN THE OPERATION.
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SON OF A GUN. YOU
READ ME LIKE A BOOK.
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I CAN BE TOUGH. I CAN BE MEAN.
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AND I CAN MAKE THOSE HARD
DECISIONS. THE FIRST DECISION...
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WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE AROUND
HERE IS WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO ABOUT MAMA.
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MAMA? YEAH, MY MOTHER.
SHE OWNS THIS STATION.
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I GOTTA ANSWER TO HER FOR
EVERYTHING THAT GOES ON AROUND HERE.
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WE DO? I THOUGHT YOU
SAID YOU'RE IN CHARGE HERE?
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I AM IN CHARGE HERE, AND
DON'T YOU FORGET IT, BUSTER!
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BUT SOMETIMES, MAMA
SCARES ME A LITTLE BIT.
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UH, YEAH. UH, MR. CARLSON,
LET ME ASK YOU ANOTHER THING.
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DOES YOUR MOTHER WANT
THIS STATION TO MAKE MONEY?
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BOY, DOES SHE!
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SHE GETS THIS LOOK IN HER EYE
WHEN SHE TALKS ABOUT MONEY.
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STARTS MAKING THIS... NOISE
DOWN DEEP IN HER THROAT.
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OH, WELL, GOOD. BECAUSE I THINK SHE'S
GONNA LIKE WHAT WE DO AROUND HERE.
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- HUH?
- YEAH. BECAUSE I KNOW I CAN
TURN THIS STATION AROUND.
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- TURN IT AROUND?
- MAKE MONEY.
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OH. WELL, IN THAT CASE, ANDREW, YOU'VE
GOT A FREE HAND FROM HERE ON OUT,
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FOR THE TIME BEING. THAT'S
GOOD. WHERE'S MY OFFICE?
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OUT THAT DOOR, DOWN THE HALL TO
YOUR LEFT. THINK YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT.
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- ONE MORE THING.
- YES, SIR?
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THESE CHANGES... THEY, UH... THEY
WOULDN'T NECESSITATE THE, UH,
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PLAYING OF ROCK-AND-ROLL
MUSIC, WOULD THEY?
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POSSIBLY.
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DEAR GOD. SHE'S
GONNA KILL US ALL.
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- YOU'RE TRAVIS?
- YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
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I'M JOHNNY CARAVELLA.
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I'M ALSO KNOW AS JOHNNY
MIDNIGHT, JOHNNY COOL,
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JOHNNY DUKE, JOHNNY
STYLE AND JOHNNY SUNSHINE.
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YOU CAN CALL ME "JOHNNY," OKAY?
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WELL, IT'S NICE TO
MEET YOU, JOHNNY.
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- YOU MIND
IF I SIT DOWN?
- NO, PLEASE.
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I'M THE MORNING MAN. I,
UH, JUST GOT OFF THE AIR.
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GOT INSOMNIA, YOU KNOW.
CAN'T GO TO SLEEP BEFORE 3:00.
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I GOTTA GET UP ABOUT 5:00, GET
IN HERE, BE ON THE AIR BY 6:00.
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THIS COFFEE KEEPS
ME SHARP AS A TACK.
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YOU MIND IF I LIE DOWN?
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GO RIGHT AHEAD.
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SUNSHINE. HAVEN'T
I HEARD OF YOU?
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YOU'RE NOT A COP, ARE YA?
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JOHNNY SUNSHINE.
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JOHNNY SUNSHINE!
I REMEMBER. YEAH.
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IT WAS LOS ANGELES
IN THE LATE '60s.
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"JOHNNY SUNSHINE, BOSS JOCK." YOU
WERE, UH... YOU WERE VERY HOT, MAN.
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YEAH. SOMETHIN'
HAPPENED THERE THOUGH.
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STATION FIRED YOU
FOR SOME REASON.
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WELL, I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING, BABY...
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THEY ALL FIRE YOU
SOONER OR LATER.
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YEAH, I KNOW. BUT THIS WAS
SOMETHIN' THAT YOU, UH...
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SOMETHIN' YOU DID. YEAH,
WELL, WE ALL DO THINGS, RIGHT?
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UH-HUH. IT WAS
SOMETHIN' THAT YOU SAID.
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YEAH. "BOOGER."
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WHAT? I USED THE WORD
"BOOGER" ON THE AIR.
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THAT'S RIGHT. YEAH.
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I WAS MAKIN' ABOUT 100
GRAND A YEAR OUT THERE.
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THEN ONE DAY I SAID "BOOGER,"
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BUNCH OF BOZOS
CALLED THE STATION,
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NEXT THING I KNOW, I'M IN
AMARILLO HOSTING A GARDEN SHOW.
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MIND IF I GET SOME
COFFEE? NO, HELP YOURSELF.
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- WHERE'D YOU GO FROM THERE?
- DENVER, BOISE, FARGO.
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IT'S ALL A BLUR TO ME.
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I'LL TELL YOU THIS THOUGH, I
NEVER THOUGHT I'D END UP...
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AT WKRP IN PITTS...
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- CINCINNATI?
- YEAH, CINCINNATI.
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THIS IS ROCK-BOTTOM.
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MR. TRAVIS? YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
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I'M LES NESSMAN, WINNER OF FIVE
REGIONAL BROADCASTING AWARDS.
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UH, YEAH. I KNOW. WE,
UH... WE MET IN THE LOBBY.
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THAT'S RIGHT. I WANTED TO CHAT,
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BUT I HAD TO GET ON THE
AIR WITH THE HOG FUTURES.
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HOGS HAVE FUTURES, I DON'T.
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THE PLEASURE IS ALL
MINE. WELL, THANK YOU.
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YOU KNOW, I SENSED THIS
MORNING, SOMEHOW THAT I, UH...
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I RUBBED YOU THE WRONG WAY.
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ME? OH, NO, I JUST HAD THE HOGS.
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TRAVIS? THAT'S RIGHT.
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HERB TARLEK HERE, HEAD OF SALES AND
PROMOTION. WELCOME TO WKRP IN CINCINNATI.
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WH... CAN'T TALK NOW. GOT
MEETINGS ALL DAY LONG.
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BUT WE'LL GET TOGETHER REAL SOON.
LOOK FORWARD TO IT. OUT OF THE WAY, LES.
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I GUESS I BETTER BE GOING TOO.
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GOOD DAY, AND MAY THE
GOOD NEWS BE YOURS.
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WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
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HEY... HEY, JOHNNY!
YEAH, AM I ON?
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NO, MAN. IT'S OKAY.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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- WHO ARE YOU?
- I-I'M ANDY TRAVIS.
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OH, YEAH.
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- WHAT'S WITH THOSE
TWO GUYS ANYWAY?
- WHAT TWO GUYS?
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HERB AND LES THERE.
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- WHAT, NASTY THIS MORNING,
NICE NOW?
- YEAH.
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AH, COME ON, ANDY.
YOU'VE BEEN AROUND.
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- THEY WERE UP FOR YOUR JOB.
- OH.
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LES WANTS AN
ALL-NEWS-AND-HOG FORMAT.
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ON THE OTHER HAND, HERB WOULD
LIKE AN ALL-TALK-SHOW FORMAT.
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I, PERSONALLY, WAS
HOPING FOR... ALL-HAWAIIAN.
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- WHAT DO YOU GOT IN MIND?
- OH, I DON'T KNOW.
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I HAVEN'T QUITE,
UH, DECIDED YET.
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LISTEN, UH, DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT CARLSON'S MOTHER?
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- UH-HUH.
- UH-HUH?
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YOU'RE GONNA
LOVE IT IN AMARILLO.
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- LISTEN, YOU MIND
IF I LEAVE?
- NOT AT ALL.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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OKAY. THAT WAS...
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FELIX MANDEL'S ORCHESTRA...
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WITH THEIR BEAUTIFUL VERSION
OF THE ALL-TIME FAVORITE...
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"HOW CAN I MISS YOU
IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY."
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I'M SURE ALL YOU DOUGHBOYS
OUT THERE REMEMBER THAT ONE.
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AND, FOR SOME REASON,
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK...
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WITH MORE OF YOUR FAVORITE
RECORDED MELODIES AFTER THIS...
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VERY IMPORTANT WORD FROM...
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SHADY HILLS, CINCINNATI'S
FINEST REST HOME.
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MANY PEOPLE ASK THIS
AGE-OLD QUESTION...
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00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:25,016
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I CAN
NO LONGER FEED MYSELF?
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HI, JOHNNY. BAILEY,
YOU'VE COME TO FEED ME.
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00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,791
NO, BUT HERE ARE TODAY'S
NEW COMMERCIALS. UH-HUH.
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- YOU MIND IF I
WATCH YOU WORK?
- NO, NOT AT ALL.
217
00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:39,742
LISTEN, UH, WHAT'S THE
WEATHER LIKE OUT THERE?
218
00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:42,066
- UH, IT'S RAINING.
- EXCUSE ME A MINUTE.
219
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:45,436
SO CALL SHADY HILLS TODAY.
220
00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:49,606
REMEMBER, THERE JUST
MIGHT NOT BE A TOMORROW.
221
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:54,645
AND ON THAT HAPPY NOTE, LET'S
TAKE A LOOK AT THE WEATHER.
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WE HAVE REPORTS THAT IT'S
COMING DOWN IN BUCKETS OUT THERE...
223
00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:01,419
IN OTHER PARTS OF THE STATE.
224
00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:04,221
HOWEVER, EXPERTS
ARE PREDICTING...
225
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THAT SUNNY SKIES WILL
RETURN BY NOON. NO.
226
00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:09,961
BUT NOT HERE.
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SO, IF YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY TO WORK,
YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE AN UMBRELLA.
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OR YOU MIGHT NOT.
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YOU'RE LISTENING TO THE
"JOHNNY... CARAVELLA SHOW"...
230
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ON WKRP IN CINCINNATI.
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00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:29,313
AND NOW IT'S TIME TO LISTEN TO
ONE OF MY PERSONAL FAVORITES.
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IT'S THE... HALLELUJAH
TABERNACLE CHOIR...
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WITH THEIR BEAUTIFUL
RENDITION OF...
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"YOU'RE HAVING MY BABY."
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♪ YOU'RE HAVING OUR BABY ♪
♪ RIGHT NOW ♪
236
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,864
♪ WHAT A LOVELY,
LOVELY WAY TO SAY ♪
237
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,934
♪ YOU LOVE US ♪
238
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♪ YOU'RE HAVING OUR BABY ♪
♪ RIGHT NOW ♪
239
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,908
♪ WHAT A LOVELY,
LOVELY WAY TO SAY ♪
240
00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:59,644
♪ YOU LOVE US ♪
241
00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:02,013
♪ YOU'RE HAVING OUR BABY ♪
242
00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:04,615
♪ RIGHT NOW ♪
243
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:06,850
♪ WHAT A LOVELY,
LOVELY WAY TO SAY Y... ♪♪
244
00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:09,019
JOHNNY. HI, ANDY.
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00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:12,289
HEY, LISTEN, I'VE BEEN THINKIN'. I WANNA
GO AHEAD AND CHANGE YOUR FORMAT TODAY.
246
00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:14,592
- TODAY?
- SURE.
247
00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:16,927
- JUST LIKE THAT?
- WHY NOT?
248
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,729
WELL, I DON'T HAVE ANY RECORDS.
249
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,732
NOW YOU DO.
250
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,270
UH, LISTEN, ANDY, UH,
251
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:28,372
IT'S BEEN QUITE A WHILE SINCE
I WORKED IN A ROCK STATION.
252
00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:32,677
SO? SO, I THINK MAYBE YOU
SHOULD LOOK FOR SOMEBODY ELSE,
253
00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:36,147
ABOUT 15 YEARS YOUNGER.
NO. YOU'RE MY MAN.
254
00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:39,450
LISTEN, I REALLY APPRECIATE
IT. I DO. YOU CAN DO IT.
255
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,952
YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
I-I-I... JUST DO IT.
256
00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:44,322
OKAY. OKAY.
257
00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:47,625
BAILEY, I'M HAVIN' A MEETIN' WITH NESSMAN
AND TARLEK. I WANT YOU TO BE THERE.
258
00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:50,561
ME? WELL, YOU
WORK HERE, DON'T YA?
259
00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:53,442
WELL, YEAH, B-BUT I'VE NEVER
GONE TO A MEETING BEFORE.
260
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:56,634
WELL, THAT'S BEEN A MISTAKE.
WELL, I ALWAYS THOUGHT SO.
261
00:13:56,703 --> 00:14:01,305
LET'S GO. UH, LISTEN,
YOU DO MEAN NOW? YES.
262
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:04,175
AND... YOU CAN SAY
"BOOGER" IF YOU WANT TO.
263
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,980
WELL, IT'S GOOD-BYE
TO THE ELEVATOR MUSIC.
264
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,336
DO IT.
265
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,442
ALL RIGHT,
CINCINNATI! IT IS TIME...
266
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:40,144
FOR THIS TOWN TO GET DOWN!
267
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,947
NOW, YOU'VE GOT JOHNNY...
268
00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:46,851
DR. JOHNNY FEVER, AND
I AM BURNIN' UP IN HERE.
269
00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:51,922
WHOA! WHOO! WE ALL IN
CRITICAL CONDITION, BABIES.
270
00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:53,969
BUT YOU CAN TELL
ME WHERE IT HURTS.
271
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:56,104
BECAUSE I GOT THE HEALIN'
PRESCRIPTION HERE...
272
00:14:56,128 --> 00:14:59,063
FROM THE BIG KRP
MUSICAL MEDICINE CABINET.
273
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:04,168
NOW, I AM TALKIN' ABOUT YOUR
50,000-WATT INTENSIVE CARE UNIT, BABIES!
274
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:09,507
SO JUST SIT RIGHT DOWN, RELAX,
OPEN YOUR EARS REAL WIDE AND SAY,
275
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,376
"GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT,
DOCTOR. I CAN TAKE IT!"
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♪♪
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♪♪ ALMOST FORGOT, FELLOW BABIES.
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BOOGER!
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♪♪
280
00:15:36,368 --> 00:15:38,079
ANDY! HOW'S IT GOIN'?
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00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,849
GOSH DARN IT. YOU KNOW, YOU'VE
ONLY BEEN HERE, WHAT, THREE DAYS,
282
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:44,742
AND ALREADY I CAN FEEL A... HOW DO
YOU DESCRIBE IT... ELECTRICITY IN THE AIR.
283
00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:47,589
WELL, THANK YOU. OH, HI, BAILEY.
ANYBODY WANT ANY COFFEE?
284
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,157
NO. NO? OKAY.
285
00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:51,593
BAILEY, RUN ALONG. WE'VE GOT
IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO DISCUSS.
286
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,595
NO, NO, NO. BAILEY'S HERE
FOR THE MEETING, HERB.
287
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:56,553
AND WHY NOT? MOVE OVER, LES.
288
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,589
WHAT'S THIS MEETING
ALL ABOUT, MR. TRAVIS?
289
00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:01,057
OH, "ANDY," PLEASE. ANDY.
290
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:04,995
I JUST WANTED TO ANNOUNCE TO YOU ALL
THAT STARTING JUST A FEW MINUTES AGO,
291
00:16:05,063 --> 00:16:10,367
I CHANGED THE FORMAT OF
WKRP TO TOP 40 ROCK AND ROLL.
292
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:13,548
THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING. THERE'S GONNA
BE A LOT OF OTHER CHANGES AROUND HERE TOO.
293
00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:17,174
- I KNEW IT. WE'RE FIRED.
- NO, NO. NOBODY'S FIRED.
294
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:19,281
WE ARE GONNA MAKE SOME
CHANGES IN THE WAY YOU
295
00:16:19,305 --> 00:16:21,412
GUYS BEEN RUNNIN' YOUR
INDIVIDUAL DEPARTMENTS.
296
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:24,547
LES... WHAT?
297
00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:28,318
YOU HAVE THIS THING YOU CALL
"EYEWITNESS WEATHER." WHAT IS THAT?
298
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:31,255
WELL, I JUST LOOK OUT THE
WINDOW AND WITNESS THE WEATHER.
299
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:36,894
UH-HUH. WELL, WHAT ABOUT THIS
STATION'S TRAFFIC HELICOPTER?
300
00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:39,741
- WE DON'T HAVE ONE.
- SO WHY DO WE HAVE
HELICOPTER REPORTS?
301
00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:42,605
THAT'S JUST ME. I GET
ON THE AIR, AND I DO THIS...
302
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:46,028
THE TRAFFIC TODAY IS LIGHT TO
HEAVY ON ALL MAIN THOROUGHFARES.
303
00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:48,471
YEAH, UH, GOOD
FOR YOU, LES. GOOD.
304
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:51,942
NOW, ANDY, WHAT
ABOUT MY CLIENT LIST?
305
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:55,379
I MEAN, DO YOU THINK SHADY HILLS REST
HOME, OUR OLDEST AND DEAREST CLIENT,
306
00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:57,748
IS GONNA ADVERTISE ON A
ROCK-AND-ROLL STATION?
307
00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,983
WELL, FOR EVERY
ONE CLIENT WE LOSE,
308
00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:02,319
WE GAIN THREE MORE AND
DOUBLE YOUR COMMISSIONS.
309
00:17:02,387 --> 00:17:05,356
I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW
ANYONE DOWN THERE.
310
00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:08,592
EXCUSE ME, ANDY...
311
00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:14,898
I AM SWAMPED WITH PHONE CALLS OUT THERE
ABOUT WHATEVER JOHNNY IS DOING ON THE AIR.
312
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,511
- OH, HOW MANY?
- THREE.
313
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,413
YOU JUST DO THE
BEST YOU CAN, OKAY?
314
00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:22,139
OKAY. UH, LISTEN, ANDY,
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00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,642
WE'VE NEVER HAD
ANY CALLS BEFORE,
316
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:28,412
AND IF THIS PRESSURE KEEPS UP, I'M
GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE MORE MONEY.
317
00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:34,752
WOULD YOU SETTLE
FOR A SIDE OF BEEF?
318
00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:36,453
LES... WHAT?
319
00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:40,757
- SHARPEN THE NEWS. AND I WANT
RELIABLE SOURCES, OKAY?
- OKAY.
320
00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:43,805
DON'T GIVE ME ANY MORE TRAFFIC
REPORTS UNTIL I GET YOU A REAL HELICOPTER.
321
00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:46,596
GEE, THANKS, ANDY.
MY CHEST IS KILLING ME.
322
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:50,100
OKAY. AND, HERB... NOW, THIS
STATION'S RATINGS ARE GONNA GO UP.
323
00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:52,536
SO BE READY. THAT MEANS
MORE CUSTOMERS, NOT LESS.
324
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,638
WHAT? NO.
325
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:57,107
OKAY. BAILEY...
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00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:59,187
YES? I'M GONNA NEED
YOU TO HELP ME WITH...
327
00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:01,456
ON-THE-AIR PROMOTIONS...
YOU KNOW, ROCK CONCERTS,
328
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,825
RECORD GIVEAWAYS, WHATEVER
ELSE YOU CAN THINK OF.
329
00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:07,050
- ANDY, THAT'S MY AREA.
- BECAUSE HERB IS GONNA BE
MUCH TOO BUSY...
330
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:09,385
WITH SALES MEETINGS
AND BUSINESS LUNCHES.
331
00:18:09,454 --> 00:18:10,821
OH.
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00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,757
BAILEY, YOU THINK
YOU CAN HANDLE THAT?
333
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,359
YEAH. YEAH, I THINK I CAN DO IT.
334
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,862
- YOU CAN COUNT ON ME, ANDY.
- I KNOW I CAN.
335
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,565
OKAY, WELL, LISTEN,
THAT'S JUST ABOUT IT.
336
00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:23,611
WE'LL CONTINUE MEETIN'
LIKE THIS AND MAKIN' PLANS,
337
00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:26,281
BUT I TELL YOU, I THINK
WE'RE OFF TO A SMOOTH START.
338
00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:28,872
ANDY, I LIKE IT. I'VE
SEEN 'EM COME AND GO,
339
00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:31,407
BUT YOU'RE THE BEST.
I'M WITH YOU 100%, ANDY.
340
00:18:31,476 --> 00:18:33,455
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
HERB, LES, FOLLOW ME.
341
00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:35,846
- TRAVIS, YOU'RE FIRED.
- GOOD MOVE, BIG GUY.
342
00:18:37,215 --> 00:18:39,649
I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T LAST.
343
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,932
MAMA JUST CALLED. SHE'S ON
HER WAY DOWN HERE. NOW, LOOK...
344
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,917
THIS IS THE PLAN. WE'LL
TELL HER JOHNNY WENT
345
00:18:45,941 --> 00:18:47,925
CRAZY, MIND SNAPPED
WHILE HE WAS ON THE AIR.
346
00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:50,360
SHE'LL BUY THAT. THAT
HAPPENED ONCE TO US HERE.
347
00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:53,207
SPORTSCASTER WENT NUTS RIGHT
IN THE MIDDLE OF A SWIMMING MEET.
348
00:18:53,231 --> 00:18:55,266
STARTED BARKING LIKE A DOG.
349
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:57,967
CAN'T YOU TAKE A HINT? YOU'RE
GONE, FIRED. GET OUTTA HERE.
350
00:18:58,036 --> 00:19:00,415
LISTEN, WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT
HAPPENED? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED.
351
00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:02,417
MAMA HEARD JOHNNY ON THE
AIR. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.
352
00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:04,485
I THINK WE SHOULD
JUST TRY TO CALM DOWN.
353
00:19:04,509 --> 00:19:06,343
CALM DOWN, YOU
JUGHEAD? MAMA'S COMIN'!
354
00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:09,290
- YOU'RE RIGHT. THIS IS
NO TIME FOR CALMNESS.
- I'M CERTAINLY NOT CALM.
355
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,460
OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT,
YOU LILY-LIVERED, GUTLESS...
356
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,461
I OUGHTA TAKE YOU
APART BRICK BY BRICK.
357
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,519
I OUGHTA CHOP YOU OFF AT
THE ANKLES, THAT'S WHAT...
358
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,655
MOTHER!
359
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:20,723
SWEETHEART, COME IN. YOU
KNOW HERB AND LES, DON'T YA?
360
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,259
HELLO, MOTHER CARLSON. MAMA.
361
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,306
GEE, MOM, YOU LOOK
LIKE A MILLION BUCKS.
362
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:27,564
KEEP AWAY FROM ME!
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
363
00:19:27,632 --> 00:19:30,344
WELL, YOU KNOW, MOM, THE
DARNEDEST THING JUST HAPPENED.
364
00:19:30,368 --> 00:19:33,370
NOW, HOW IT HAPPENED, I'M NOT
JUST TOO SURE, BUT... WHO ARE YOU?
365
00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:35,773
HIM? HE'S NOBOD... WHO IS
THIS? GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
366
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,208
WE CAN'T HAVE PEOPLE
WANDERING IN OFF THE STREETS.
367
00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:41,111
MRS. CARLSON, I'M ANDY TRAVIS,
THE NEW PROGRAM DIRECTOR.
368
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,045
YOU'RE THE OLD
PROGRAM DIRECTOR! HERB
369
00:19:43,069 --> 00:19:45,315
TARLEK OVER HERE'S THE
NEW PROGRAM DIRECTOR.
370
00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:47,796
MOM, HERB IS JUST LIKE
A SON TO ME. STOP THAT!
371
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:51,140
WHAT ABOUT ME? YOU CAN BE
PROGRAM DIRECTOR AFTER HERB'S GONE.
372
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,191
MR. TRAVIS,
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00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:57,027
ARE YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR
THE STRANGE SOUNDS I HEARD...
374
00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:59,229
EMANATING FROM MY
RADIO THIS MORNING?
375
00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:01,131
- I AM.
- EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
376
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,211
I LIKE THE SOUNDS YOU
HEARD THIS MORNING.
377
00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:05,875
YOUNG MAN, THIS RADIO
STATION IS A BUSINESS.
378
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:08,383
IT IS NOT HERE FOR YOUR
PERSONAL LISTENING PLEASURE.
379
00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:10,340
WELL, IF-IF I MAY, MA'AM.
380
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:12,709
I KNOW IT'S A BUSINESS.
SEE, THAT WHY THIS STATION...
381
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:14,756
HAS NO CHOICE BUT
TO CHANGE ITS FORMAT.
382
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,480
THERE ARE ALREADY LOTS OF
ROCK-AND-ROLL STATIONS IN CINCINNATI.
383
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,527
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS, LES?
384
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:22,285
WELL, I PERSONALLY THINK
IT'S A PLOT OF SOME SORT.
385
00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:26,735
NO, MRS. CARLSON, ROCK AND
ROLL IS WHERE THE MONEY IS.
386
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,792
HOW MUCH MONEY?
387
00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:31,405
I THINK WE CAN BREAK EVEN THE
FIRST YEAR. THE SECOND YEAR...
388
00:20:31,429 --> 00:20:34,697
- SECOND YEAR? I'M TALKING ABOUT NOW.
- WELL, THESE THINGS TAKE TIME.
389
00:20:34,766 --> 00:20:38,768
WE BREAK EVEN THE FIRST YEAR, THE SECOND
YEAR, WE CLEAR MAYBE 800,000 AFTER TAXES...
390
00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:40,904
TOO LITTLE AND TOO
LATE. TOO LITTLE?
391
00:20:40,972 --> 00:20:44,508
MAMA, THAT 800,000 IS
PROFITS, NOT LOSSES.
392
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:47,711
I CAN SELL THIS STATION FOR FIVE
TIMES THAT AMOUNT RIGHT NOW.
393
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:51,380
I WANT A FASTER
TURNAROUND. MA'AM...
394
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,817
WELL, I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT I...
395
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:56,486
I PERSONALLY CANNOT
WORK THAT WAY.
396
00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:58,789
- I GUESS I AM FIRED.
- NO, WAIT A MINUTE.
397
00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:01,991
MAMA, LOOK. YOU'VE BEEN ON MY
BACK FOR YEARS TO TURN A PROFIT HERE.
398
00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:05,061
NOW, WHEN I'M FINALLY GETTING
STARTED, Y-YOU WANNA DUMP THE STATION.
399
00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:07,497
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING. IF HE GOES, I GO.
400
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:09,833
WHAT? THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
401
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:12,280
ARTHUR, YOU'VE NEVER
SPOKEN TO ME THAT WAY BEFORE.
402
00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:14,304
YEAH, WELL... DO YOU LIKE IT?
403
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:18,219
I HATE IT. BUT IT'S
THE FIRST TIME...
404
00:21:18,243 --> 00:21:20,322
I'VE SEEN ANY SIGN
OF BACKBONE IN YOU.
405
00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:21,945
YEAH, WELL, WHILE I'M AT IT,
406
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:24,347
I'VE GOT A FEW OTHER
THINGS... DON'T PUSH IT, ARTHUR.
407
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,549
YES, MAMA.
408
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:29,452
YOUNG MAN, WE'LL TRY
IT YOUR WAY FOR A WHILE.
409
00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:31,688
- YOU'VE GOT A DEAL.
- THANK YOU, MA'AM.
410
00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:36,326
ANDY, MY MAN! WHAT'S GOIN' DOWN?
411
00:21:36,394 --> 00:21:38,461
VENUS, HOW YOU DOIN'?
412
00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:41,998
- WHAT IS THAT?
- OH, MAY I INTRODUCE
MR. VENUS FLYTRAP.
413
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:44,801
- HEY, LITTLE MAMA.
- I BEG YOUR PARDON.
414
00:21:44,869 --> 00:21:46,870
VENUS IS THE BEST NIGHTTIME
DEEJAY IN THIS COUNTRY.
415
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:49,840
I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF HIRING HIM
AWAY FROM A STATION IN NEW ORLEANS.
416
00:21:49,908 --> 00:21:53,276
- DID YOU HAVE
A BIG AUDIENCE THERE?
- THE BIGGEST.
417
00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:55,979
WELCOME TO
CINCINNATI, MR. FLYTRAP.
418
00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:57,981
ARTHUR... YES, MOTHER?
419
00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:01,685
IF THIS DOESN'T WORK, I'LL
TEAR YOU DOWN BRICK BY BRICK.
420
00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:03,498
I'LL... WE GET THE
PICTURE, MAMA.
421
00:22:03,522 --> 00:22:06,082
NICE TO HAVE MET YOU TWO.
422
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:14,263
THAT'S A MEAN LITTLE MAMA.
423
00:22:14,332 --> 00:22:16,667
YOU BET.
424
00:22:16,735 --> 00:22:18,914
HERB, LES, WHY DON'T YOU SHOW
VENUS AROUND THE STATION?
425
00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:20,916
DO IT. YOU KNOW, MR. FLYTRAP,
426
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:23,185
I HAVE SOME IDEAS ABOUT
THAT NIGHTTIME SHOW. YEAH?
427
00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:25,442
I DO THE SPORTS NEWS
HERE, MR. FLYTRAP.
428
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:28,790
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE NOTICED, BUT THERE
CERTAINLY ARE A LOT OF NEGROES IN SPORTS.
429
00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:34,084
YEAH, WELL... SAY WHAT?
430
00:22:36,822 --> 00:22:38,822
MR. CARLSON. YEAH?
431
00:22:39,925 --> 00:22:42,137
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
FOR STANDING UP FOR ME.
432
00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:44,161
YEAH, WELL, UH...
433
00:22:46,298 --> 00:22:49,265
THANK YOU FOR
GIVIN' ME A REASON TO.
434
00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:51,334
HEY, BABIES.
435
00:22:52,771 --> 00:22:54,838
MIND IF I COME IN?
436
00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:56,606
DR. FEVER, I PRESUME.
437
00:22:56,675 --> 00:22:58,675
YEAH, I'M FIRED, RIGHT?
438
00:22:58,744 --> 00:23:02,579
LISTEN, MAN, I DON'T CARE,
BECAUSE I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS TOWN.
439
00:23:02,648 --> 00:23:05,493
WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT,
JOHNNY? YOU CAN'T LEAVE.
440
00:23:05,517 --> 00:23:07,884
LOOK, MR. CARLSON'S
GOING WITH OUR FORMAT.
441
00:23:09,587 --> 00:23:11,455
- JOHNNY? JOHNNY!
- HEY, YOU!
442
00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:14,524
- HMM, YEAH?
- HEY, YOU'RE NEEDED
IN CINCINNATI.
443
00:23:14,593 --> 00:23:16,626
CINCINNATI!
444
00:23:16,695 --> 00:23:19,815
LISTEN, IF I LEAVE NOW, I CAN
BE THERE BY NOON TOMORROW.
445
00:23:28,006 --> 00:23:31,441
♪♪
446
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:38,148
IT'S THE HOUR OF
DARKNESS, CHILDREN.
447
00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:42,052
AND VENUS IS ON THE
RISE IN CINCINNATI.
448
00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:44,054
THE MOON IS HIGH.
449
00:23:46,725 --> 00:23:49,626
AND SO AM I.
450
00:23:49,695 --> 00:23:52,196
SO LET'S GET DOWN, PRETTY
BROTHERS AND SISTERS.
451
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:56,200
TOGETHER WE WILL
GROWL AND HOWL...
452
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:59,436
RIGHT AFTER THIS WORD
FROM SHADY HILLS REST HOME.
453
00:23:59,505 --> 00:24:03,506
MANY PEOPLE ASK THIS
AGE-OLD QUESTION...
454
00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:06,576
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I CAN
NO LONGER FEED MYSELF?
455
00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:15,685
♪♪
456
00:24:18,891 --> 00:24:21,992
♪♪
457
00:24:30,402 --> 00:24:33,536
♪♪
458
00:24:47,218 --> 00:24:49,653
♪♪
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