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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,236 --> 00:00:04,213 WEATHER TODAY IN THE GREATER CINCINNATI AREA... 2 00:00:04,237 --> 00:00:07,372 ♪ I LOVE YOU SO BADLY I COULD... ♪ 3 00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:10,242 THEY'RE SOLID PLASTIC, SO DON'T SETTLE FOR IMITATION... 4 00:00:13,314 --> 00:00:15,859 BUT THE SENATOR, WHILE INSISTING HE WAS NOT INTOXICATED, 5 00:00:15,883 --> 00:00:17,549 COULD NOT EXPLAIN HIS NUDITY. 6 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:19,818 ♪♪ 7 00:00:19,886 --> 00:00:21,820 ♪♪ 8 00:00:21,889 --> 00:00:25,924 ♪ BABY IF YOU'VE EVER WONDERED ♪ 9 00:00:25,992 --> 00:00:30,328 ♪ WONDERED WHATEVER BECAME OF ME ♪ 10 00:00:30,397 --> 00:00:33,365 ♪ I'M LIVING ON THE AIR IN CINCINNATI ♪ 11 00:00:34,801 --> 00:00:39,003 ♪ CINCINNATI, WKRP ♪ 12 00:00:39,072 --> 00:00:42,674 ♪ GOT KIND OF TIRED OF PACKING AND UNPACKING ♪ 13 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:46,177 ♪ TOWN TO TOWN UP AND DOWN THE DIAL ♪ 14 00:00:48,082 --> 00:00:51,183 ♪ MAYBE YOU AND ME WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE ♪ 15 00:00:51,251 --> 00:00:55,353 ♪ JUST MAYBE THINK OF ME ONCE IN A WHILE ♪ 16 00:00:55,422 --> 00:00:58,056 ♪ I'M AT WKRP ♪ 17 00:00:58,125 --> 00:01:01,926 ♪ IN CINCINNATI ♪♪ 18 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:12,404 GOOD MORNING, JENNIFER. MORNING, HERB. 19 00:01:12,473 --> 00:01:13,616 ANY CALLS? NO. 20 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:14,717 MESSAGES? NOPE. 21 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,274 MAIL? NONE. 22 00:01:16,343 --> 00:01:18,321 OKAY, HOW ABOUT LUNCH? NO LUNCH EITHER. 23 00:01:18,345 --> 00:01:20,012 DINNER? BUSY. 24 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,192 - HOW ABOUT LATER AT MY PLACE? - YOU'RE MARRIED, HERB. 25 00:01:22,216 --> 00:01:24,115 OH, YEAH. 26 00:01:24,184 --> 00:01:26,229 WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE WITH YOU, JENNIFER? 27 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:28,754 I MEAN, YOU'RE TALKING TO THE SALES MANAGER HERE. 28 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:31,456 I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU WANT, WATCHES, JEWELRY, 29 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:34,259 A SIDE OF BEEF, FULLY DRESSED? 30 00:01:34,327 --> 00:01:37,763 I CAN FIX ANYTHING. YOU WANNA MEET BERT CONVY IN PERSON? 31 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:41,032 I MEAN, THEY DON'T CALL ME MR. KICKBACK FOR NOTHING. HI. 32 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,701 HOWDY. I'M ANDY TRAVIS, THE, UH, NEW PROGRAM DIRECTOR. 33 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:46,438 BUT KICKBACKS ARE WRONG. 34 00:01:46,506 --> 00:01:49,073 HERB TARLEK. SORRY, GOT A MEETING. WE'LL TALK LATER, 35 00:01:49,142 --> 00:01:51,142 IF YOU LAST THAT LONG. 36 00:01:51,211 --> 00:01:52,922 - NICE FELLOW. - ONE OF THE BEST. 37 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:55,947 - WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THE BIG GUY? - THE BIG GUY? 38 00:01:56,016 --> 00:01:58,194 THE SKIPPER, THE CHIEF, THE HEAD HONCHO, 39 00:01:58,218 --> 00:02:00,919 THE JERK WHO RUNS THIS PLACE. 40 00:02:00,988 --> 00:02:03,755 WELL, YES. YES, I WOULD. 41 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:07,325 MR. CARLSON, MR. TRAVIS IS HERE TO SEE YOU. 42 00:02:07,394 --> 00:02:09,728 TRAVIS. I DON'T KNOW. 43 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,963 HE CLAIMS TO BE THE NEW PROGRAM DIRECTOR. 44 00:02:12,032 --> 00:02:14,065 I'M FROM SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO. 45 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:17,769 YOU KNOW, I NEVER REALLY MET THE BIG GUY BEFORE. HE HIRED ME ON THE PHONE. 46 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:20,918 WELL, THEN YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 47 00:02:22,609 --> 00:02:24,543 YES, HE'S STILL HERE. 48 00:02:26,446 --> 00:02:28,458 GOOD MORNING, JENNIFER. HI, LES. 49 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:31,849 UH, LES, THIS IS ANDY TRAVIS, OUR NEW PROGRAM DIRECTOR. 50 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:33,529 WELL, HOWDY. SO YOU'RE TRAVIS? 51 00:02:33,553 --> 00:02:37,989 - YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. - OH, LES IS IN CHARGE OF NEWS, WEATHER, SPORTS. 52 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:41,159 THE LAST PROGRAM DIRECTOR LASTED 30 MINUTES BEFORE THE BIG GUY FIRED HIM. 53 00:02:41,228 --> 00:02:43,662 TRAFFIC AND... WHAT ELSE, LES? 54 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:45,730 AWARD-WINNING FARM REPORTS. 55 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:47,732 SO WATCH YOUR STEP, MISTER. 56 00:02:49,936 --> 00:02:54,038 SO, LES IS A GREAT GUY TOO. OF COURSE, HE'S NO HERB, BUT HE'S STILL ONE OF THE BEST. 57 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:56,040 HE'S ALL RIGHT. 58 00:02:56,110 --> 00:02:58,510 AT LEAST HE'S NOT ALWAYS PAWING AND MAULING YOU, 59 00:02:58,579 --> 00:03:00,512 CONSTANTLY ON THE MAKE, 60 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:02,947 DYING FOR SOME STEAMY, ONE-NIGHT STAND... 61 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,983 OF UNBRIDLED PASSION... 62 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:07,619 AT SOME OUT-OF-THE-WAY HOTEL ROOM. 63 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:09,621 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 64 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,689 I SURE DO. 65 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:14,604 - YOU'RE NOT LIKE THAT, ARE YOU? - WHO, ME? OH, NO. HECK, NO. 66 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:18,529 HOW COME? I DON'T KNOW. 67 00:03:18,598 --> 00:03:21,199 - TRAVIS? - UH, YES, SIR. 68 00:03:21,268 --> 00:03:23,079 I'M CARLSON. WELL, IT'S NICE TO FINALLY... 69 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:25,237 GET IN HERE. SEE YOU IN PERSON. 70 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:27,705 HE'S A GREAT GUY TOO, RIGHT? ONE OF THE BEST. 71 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:34,212 SO, YOU FISH? UH, NO, SIR. NO. NO, I DON'T. 72 00:03:34,281 --> 00:03:36,214 NO? 73 00:03:38,152 --> 00:03:40,551 - I FISH. - UH, MR. CARLSON, 74 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:44,100 YOU KNOW, IT STRIKES ME THAT YOU DON'T REALLY REMEMBER HIRING ME. 75 00:03:44,124 --> 00:03:47,003 OF COURSE I DO. YOU KNOW, I QUIT MY JOB IN SANTA FE. 76 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:50,161 YOU DID? YEAH. I TOOK AN APARTMENT HERE IN CINCINNATI TOO. 77 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:53,098 OOH, DO YOU THINK THAT'S WISE? 78 00:03:53,167 --> 00:03:54,953 MR. CARLSON, WE TALKED ON THE PHONE. YOU 79 00:03:54,977 --> 00:03:56,969 PROMISED ME A FREE HAND TO RUN THIS STATION. 80 00:03:57,037 --> 00:04:00,972 I SHOULD NEVER USE THE PHONE... CUT THAT THING IN HALF, JUST USE IT FOR LISTENING. 81 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,985 I THINK I MADE A BIG MISTAKE COMING HERE. 82 00:04:03,009 --> 00:04:06,611 - WHERE YA GOIN', COWBOY? - I DON'T REALLY KNOW, BUT I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOIN'. 83 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,614 - YEAH? - YES, SIR. 84 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:10,894 YOU'RE GOIN' BACK TO PLAYIN' MUSIC ON THIS STATION... 85 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:14,119 THAT WAS WAY OUT-OF-DATE 20 YEARS AGO AND LOSIN' 100 GRAND A YEAR. 86 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:16,666 WHERE'D YOU GET A FIGURE LIKE THAT? FROM YOU. 87 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:19,491 OH, YEAH. RIGHT. UH... 88 00:04:19,559 --> 00:04:21,538 SIT DOWN FOR A SECOND. ALL RIGHT. 89 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:24,729 I SUPPOSE YOU'VE WORKED AT STATIONS THAT MAKE REALLY BIG MONEY, HUH? 90 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:26,943 OH, YES, SIR. YES, I HAVE. A LOT OF 'EM. 91 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:28,945 WE USED TO MAKE MONEY AROUND HERE, YOU KNOW. 92 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:31,803 OF COURSE, THAT WAS BACK IN THE DAYS WHEN MUSIC WAS MUSIC... 93 00:04:31,871 --> 00:04:34,472 AND MEN WERE MEN AND FISH WERE FISH. 94 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:36,775 NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL'S GOIN' ON. 95 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:39,855 COME ON, MR. CARLSON. I THINK I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU. 96 00:04:39,879 --> 00:04:42,358 - YOU CAN? - SURE. YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOIN' ON AROUND HERE. 97 00:04:42,382 --> 00:04:45,783 I DO? OH, OF COURSE I DO. HOW DO YOU SEE IT THOUGH, TRAVIS? 98 00:04:45,852 --> 00:04:50,222 WELL, I SEE BEFORE ME A VERY SHREWD MANAGER. TRUE. 99 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:53,203 A MAN SMART ENOUGH TO HIRE THE RIGHT PEOPLE. THAT'S VERY ASTUTE. 100 00:04:53,227 --> 00:04:56,394 AND THEN YOU JUST STEP ASIDE, AND YOU LET THEM RUN THE OPERATION. 101 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:59,731 SON OF A GUN. YOU READ ME LIKE A BOOK. 102 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,911 I CAN BE TOUGH. I CAN BE MEAN. 103 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:04,380 AND I CAN MAKE THOSE HARD DECISIONS. THE FIRST DECISION... 104 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:07,383 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE AROUND HERE IS WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO ABOUT MAMA. 105 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:09,619 MAMA? YEAH, MY MOTHER. SHE OWNS THIS STATION. 106 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:12,255 I GOTTA ANSWER TO HER FOR EVERYTHING THAT GOES ON AROUND HERE. 107 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:14,879 WE DO? I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU'RE IN CHARGE HERE? 108 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:17,883 I AM IN CHARGE HERE, AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT, BUSTER! 109 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:20,318 BUT SOMETIMES, MAMA SCARES ME A LITTLE BIT. 110 00:05:21,688 --> 00:05:24,589 UH, YEAH. UH, MR. CARLSON, LET ME ASK YOU ANOTHER THING. 111 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:28,337 DOES YOUR MOTHER WANT THIS STATION TO MAKE MONEY? 112 00:05:28,361 --> 00:05:30,294 BOY, DOES SHE! 113 00:05:30,364 --> 00:05:33,042 SHE GETS THIS LOOK IN HER EYE WHEN SHE TALKS ABOUT MONEY. 114 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:35,600 STARTS MAKING THIS... NOISE DOWN DEEP IN HER THROAT. 115 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:39,171 OH, WELL, GOOD. BECAUSE I THINK SHE'S GONNA LIKE WHAT WE DO AROUND HERE. 116 00:05:39,239 --> 00:05:42,674 - HUH? - YEAH. BECAUSE I KNOW I CAN TURN THIS STATION AROUND. 117 00:05:42,742 --> 00:05:45,076 - TURN IT AROUND? - MAKE MONEY. 118 00:05:45,145 --> 00:05:49,046 OH. WELL, IN THAT CASE, ANDREW, YOU'VE GOT A FREE HAND FROM HERE ON OUT, 119 00:05:49,116 --> 00:05:51,260 FOR THE TIME BEING. THAT'S GOOD. WHERE'S MY OFFICE? 120 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:54,152 OUT THAT DOOR, DOWN THE HALL TO YOUR LEFT. THINK YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT. 121 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:56,054 - ONE MORE THING. - YES, SIR? 122 00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:59,957 THESE CHANGES... THEY, UH... THEY WOULDN'T NECESSITATE THE, UH, 123 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:02,038 PLAYING OF ROCK-AND-ROLL MUSIC, WOULD THEY? 124 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:04,362 POSSIBLY. 125 00:06:04,430 --> 00:06:06,831 DEAR GOD. SHE'S GONNA KILL US ALL. 126 00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:19,644 - YOU'RE TRAVIS? - YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 127 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:22,213 I'M JOHNNY CARAVELLA. 128 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:25,450 I'M ALSO KNOW AS JOHNNY MIDNIGHT, JOHNNY COOL, 129 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:28,687 JOHNNY DUKE, JOHNNY STYLE AND JOHNNY SUNSHINE. 130 00:06:29,857 --> 00:06:31,990 YOU CAN CALL ME "JOHNNY," OKAY? 131 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:34,192 WELL, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, JOHNNY. 132 00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:37,929 - YOU MIND IF I SIT DOWN? - NO, PLEASE. 133 00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:41,799 I'M THE MORNING MAN. I, UH, JUST GOT OFF THE AIR. 134 00:06:41,868 --> 00:06:46,504 GOT INSOMNIA, YOU KNOW. CAN'T GO TO SLEEP BEFORE 3:00. 135 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:51,742 I GOTTA GET UP ABOUT 5:00, GET IN HERE, BE ON THE AIR BY 6:00. 136 00:06:51,811 --> 00:06:54,880 THIS COFFEE KEEPS ME SHARP AS A TACK. 137 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:58,216 YOU MIND IF I LIE DOWN? 138 00:06:58,284 --> 00:07:00,285 GO RIGHT AHEAD. 139 00:07:00,354 --> 00:07:02,487 SUNSHINE. HAVEN'T I HEARD OF YOU? 140 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:05,023 YOU'RE NOT A COP, ARE YA? 141 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,594 JOHNNY SUNSHINE. 142 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:12,830 JOHNNY SUNSHINE! I REMEMBER. YEAH. 143 00:07:12,899 --> 00:07:14,877 IT WAS LOS ANGELES IN THE LATE '60s. 144 00:07:14,901 --> 00:07:18,470 "JOHNNY SUNSHINE, BOSS JOCK." YOU WERE, UH... YOU WERE VERY HOT, MAN. 145 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:20,883 YEAH. SOMETHIN' HAPPENED THERE THOUGH. 146 00:07:20,907 --> 00:07:22,940 STATION FIRED YOU FOR SOME REASON. 147 00:07:23,009 --> 00:07:24,976 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, BABY... 148 00:07:26,546 --> 00:07:29,247 THEY ALL FIRE YOU SOONER OR LATER. 149 00:07:29,316 --> 00:07:32,061 YEAH, I KNOW. BUT THIS WAS SOMETHIN' THAT YOU, UH... 150 00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:35,019 SOMETHIN' YOU DID. YEAH, WELL, WE ALL DO THINGS, RIGHT? 151 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:38,656 UH-HUH. IT WAS SOMETHIN' THAT YOU SAID. 152 00:07:38,725 --> 00:07:41,826 YEAH. "BOOGER." 153 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:46,464 WHAT? I USED THE WORD "BOOGER" ON THE AIR. 154 00:07:46,532 --> 00:07:49,067 THAT'S RIGHT. YEAH. 155 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:52,603 I WAS MAKIN' ABOUT 100 GRAND A YEAR OUT THERE. 156 00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:55,606 THEN ONE DAY I SAID "BOOGER," 157 00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:57,942 BUNCH OF BOZOS CALLED THE STATION, 158 00:07:58,011 --> 00:08:01,746 NEXT THING I KNOW, I'M IN AMARILLO HOSTING A GARDEN SHOW. 159 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:05,661 MIND IF I GET SOME COFFEE? NO, HELP YOURSELF. 160 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:09,654 - WHERE'D YOU GO FROM THERE? - DENVER, BOISE, FARGO. 161 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:12,256 IT'S ALL A BLUR TO ME. 162 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:15,259 I'LL TELL YOU THIS THOUGH, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D END UP... 163 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,896 AT WKRP IN PITTS... 164 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:21,532 - CINCINNATI? - YEAH, CINCINNATI. 165 00:08:21,601 --> 00:08:24,035 THIS IS ROCK-BOTTOM. 166 00:08:24,103 --> 00:08:25,681 MR. TRAVIS? YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 167 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:28,640 I'M LES NESSMAN, WINNER OF FIVE REGIONAL BROADCASTING AWARDS. 168 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:32,544 UH, YEAH. I KNOW. WE, UH... WE MET IN THE LOBBY. 169 00:08:32,612 --> 00:08:34,546 THAT'S RIGHT. I WANTED TO CHAT, 170 00:08:34,614 --> 00:08:37,515 BUT I HAD TO GET ON THE AIR WITH THE HOG FUTURES. 171 00:08:37,584 --> 00:08:39,584 HOGS HAVE FUTURES, I DON'T. 172 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:43,688 THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE. WELL, THANK YOU. 173 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:46,402 YOU KNOW, I SENSED THIS MORNING, SOMEHOW THAT I, UH... 174 00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:48,404 I RUBBED YOU THE WRONG WAY. 175 00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:51,996 ME? OH, NO, I JUST HAD THE HOGS. 176 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:53,999 TRAVIS? THAT'S RIGHT. 177 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:57,569 HERB TARLEK HERE, HEAD OF SALES AND PROMOTION. WELCOME TO WKRP IN CINCINNATI. 178 00:08:57,638 --> 00:08:59,716 WH... CAN'T TALK NOW. GOT MEETINGS ALL DAY LONG. 179 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:02,940 BUT WE'LL GET TOGETHER REAL SOON. LOOK FORWARD TO IT. OUT OF THE WAY, LES. 180 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,645 I GUESS I BETTER BE GOING TOO. 181 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:11,449 GOOD DAY, AND MAY THE GOOD NEWS BE YOURS. 182 00:09:11,518 --> 00:09:13,451 WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? 183 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:21,225 HEY... HEY, JOHNNY! YEAH, AM I ON? 184 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:23,138 NO, MAN. IT'S OKAY. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 185 00:09:23,162 --> 00:09:25,830 - WHO ARE YOU? - I-I'M ANDY TRAVIS. 186 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,833 OH, YEAH. 187 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:31,780 - WHAT'S WITH THOSE TWO GUYS ANYWAY? - WHAT TWO GUYS? 188 00:09:31,804 --> 00:09:33,204 HERB AND LES THERE. 189 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:37,008 - WHAT, NASTY THIS MORNING, NICE NOW? - YEAH. 190 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,377 AH, COME ON, ANDY. YOU'VE BEEN AROUND. 191 00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:41,779 - THEY WERE UP FOR YOUR JOB. - OH. 192 00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:45,450 LES WANTS AN ALL-NEWS-AND-HOG FORMAT. 193 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:49,699 ON THE OTHER HAND, HERB WOULD LIKE AN ALL-TALK-SHOW FORMAT. 194 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:54,626 I, PERSONALLY, WAS HOPING FOR... ALL-HAWAIIAN. 195 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:59,630 - WHAT DO YOU GOT IN MIND? - OH, I DON'T KNOW. 196 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,968 I HAVEN'T QUITE, UH, DECIDED YET. 197 00:10:04,036 --> 00:10:08,739 LISTEN, UH, DO YOU KNOW ABOUT CARLSON'S MOTHER? 198 00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:12,043 - UH-HUH. - UH-HUH? 199 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:14,412 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT IN AMARILLO. 200 00:10:17,684 --> 00:10:20,404 - LISTEN, YOU MIND IF I LEAVE? - NOT AT ALL. 201 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:26,791 ♪♪ 202 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:33,831 ♪♪ 203 00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:42,907 OKAY. THAT WAS... 204 00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:48,613 FELIX MANDEL'S ORCHESTRA... 205 00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:53,017 WITH THEIR BEAUTIFUL VERSION OF THE ALL-TIME FAVORITE... 206 00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:57,321 "HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY." 207 00:10:57,390 --> 00:11:00,725 I'M SURE ALL YOU DOUGHBOYS OUT THERE REMEMBER THAT ONE. 208 00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:04,462 AND, FOR SOME REASON, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK... 209 00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:08,900 WITH MORE OF YOUR FAVORITE RECORDED MELODIES AFTER THIS... 210 00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:12,336 VERY IMPORTANT WORD FROM... 211 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:17,842 SHADY HILLS, CINCINNATI'S FINEST REST HOME. 212 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:21,579 MANY PEOPLE ASK THIS AGE-OLD QUESTION... 213 00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:25,016 WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I CAN NO LONGER FEED MYSELF? 214 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:29,787 HI, JOHNNY. BAILEY, YOU'VE COME TO FEED ME. 215 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,791 NO, BUT HERE ARE TODAY'S NEW COMMERCIALS. UH-HUH. 216 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:37,195 - YOU MIND IF I WATCH YOU WORK? - NO, NOT AT ALL. 217 00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:39,742 LISTEN, UH, WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE OUT THERE? 218 00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:42,066 - UH, IT'S RAINING. - EXCUSE ME A MINUTE. 219 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:45,436 SO CALL SHADY HILLS TODAY. 220 00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:49,606 REMEMBER, THERE JUST MIGHT NOT BE A TOMORROW. 221 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:54,645 AND ON THAT HAPPY NOTE, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE WEATHER. 222 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:58,783 WE HAVE REPORTS THAT IT'S COMING DOWN IN BUCKETS OUT THERE... 223 00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:01,419 IN OTHER PARTS OF THE STATE. 224 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:04,221 HOWEVER, EXPERTS ARE PREDICTING... 225 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:07,525 THAT SUNNY SKIES WILL RETURN BY NOON. NO. 226 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:09,961 BUT NOT HERE. 227 00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:14,832 SO, IF YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY TO WORK, YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE AN UMBRELLA. 228 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,834 OR YOU MIGHT NOT. 229 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:22,406 YOU'RE LISTENING TO THE "JOHNNY... CARAVELLA SHOW"... 230 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:25,776 ON WKRP IN CINCINNATI. 231 00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:29,313 AND NOW IT'S TIME TO LISTEN TO ONE OF MY PERSONAL FAVORITES. 232 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:33,117 IT'S THE... HALLELUJAH TABERNACLE CHOIR... 233 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,753 WITH THEIR BEAUTIFUL RENDITION OF... 234 00:12:35,821 --> 00:12:38,089 "YOU'RE HAVING MY BABY." 235 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:44,328 ♪ YOU'RE HAVING OUR BABY ♪ ♪ RIGHT NOW ♪ 236 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,864 ♪ WHAT A LOVELY, LOVELY WAY TO SAY ♪ 237 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,934 ♪ YOU LOVE US ♪ 238 00:12:50,002 --> 00:12:53,871 ♪ YOU'RE HAVING OUR BABY ♪ ♪ RIGHT NOW ♪ 239 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,908 ♪ WHAT A LOVELY, LOVELY WAY TO SAY ♪ 240 00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:59,644 ♪ YOU LOVE US ♪ 241 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:02,013 ♪ YOU'RE HAVING OUR BABY ♪ 242 00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:04,615 ♪ RIGHT NOW ♪ 243 00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:06,850 ♪ WHAT A LOVELY, LOVELY WAY TO SAY Y... ♪♪ 244 00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:09,019 JOHNNY. HI, ANDY. 245 00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:12,289 HEY, LISTEN, I'VE BEEN THINKIN'. I WANNA GO AHEAD AND CHANGE YOUR FORMAT TODAY. 246 00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:14,592 - TODAY? - SURE. 247 00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:16,927 - JUST LIKE THAT? - WHY NOT? 248 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,729 WELL, I DON'T HAVE ANY RECORDS. 249 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,732 NOW YOU DO. 250 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,270 UH, LISTEN, ANDY, UH, 251 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:28,372 IT'S BEEN QUITE A WHILE SINCE I WORKED IN A ROCK STATION. 252 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:32,677 SO? SO, I THINK MAYBE YOU SHOULD LOOK FOR SOMEBODY ELSE, 253 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:36,147 ABOUT 15 YEARS YOUNGER. NO. YOU'RE MY MAN. 254 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:39,450 LISTEN, I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. I DO. YOU CAN DO IT. 255 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,952 YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. I-I-I... JUST DO IT. 256 00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:44,322 OKAY. OKAY. 257 00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:47,625 BAILEY, I'M HAVIN' A MEETIN' WITH NESSMAN AND TARLEK. I WANT YOU TO BE THERE. 258 00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:50,561 ME? WELL, YOU WORK HERE, DON'T YA? 259 00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:53,442 WELL, YEAH, B-BUT I'VE NEVER GONE TO A MEETING BEFORE. 260 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:56,634 WELL, THAT'S BEEN A MISTAKE. WELL, I ALWAYS THOUGHT SO. 261 00:13:56,703 --> 00:14:01,305 LET'S GO. UH, LISTEN, YOU DO MEAN NOW? YES. 262 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:04,175 AND... YOU CAN SAY "BOOGER" IF YOU WANT TO. 263 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,980 WELL, IT'S GOOD-BYE TO THE ELEVATOR MUSIC. 264 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,336 DO IT. 265 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,442 ALL RIGHT, CINCINNATI! IT IS TIME... 266 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:40,144 FOR THIS TOWN TO GET DOWN! 267 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,947 NOW, YOU'VE GOT JOHNNY... 268 00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:46,851 DR. JOHNNY FEVER, AND I AM BURNIN' UP IN HERE. 269 00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:51,922 WHOA! WHOO! WE ALL IN CRITICAL CONDITION, BABIES. 270 00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:53,969 BUT YOU CAN TELL ME WHERE IT HURTS. 271 00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:56,104 BECAUSE I GOT THE HEALIN' PRESCRIPTION HERE... 272 00:14:56,128 --> 00:14:59,063 FROM THE BIG KRP MUSICAL MEDICINE CABINET. 273 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:04,168 NOW, I AM TALKIN' ABOUT YOUR 50,000-WATT INTENSIVE CARE UNIT, BABIES! 274 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:09,507 SO JUST SIT RIGHT DOWN, RELAX, OPEN YOUR EARS REAL WIDE AND SAY, 275 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,376 "GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT, DOCTOR. I CAN TAKE IT!" 276 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,946 ♪♪ 277 00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:22,887 ♪♪ ALMOST FORGOT, FELLOW BABIES. 278 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,889 BOOGER! 279 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,558 ♪♪ 280 00:15:36,368 --> 00:15:38,079 ANDY! HOW'S IT GOIN'? 281 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,849 GOSH DARN IT. YOU KNOW, YOU'VE ONLY BEEN HERE, WHAT, THREE DAYS, 282 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:44,742 AND ALREADY I CAN FEEL A... HOW DO YOU DESCRIBE IT... ELECTRICITY IN THE AIR. 283 00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:47,589 WELL, THANK YOU. OH, HI, BAILEY. ANYBODY WANT ANY COFFEE? 284 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,157 NO. NO? OKAY. 285 00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:51,593 BAILEY, RUN ALONG. WE'VE GOT IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO DISCUSS. 286 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,595 NO, NO, NO. BAILEY'S HERE FOR THE MEETING, HERB. 287 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:56,553 AND WHY NOT? MOVE OVER, LES. 288 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,589 WHAT'S THIS MEETING ALL ABOUT, MR. TRAVIS? 289 00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:01,057 OH, "ANDY," PLEASE. ANDY. 290 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:04,995 I JUST WANTED TO ANNOUNCE TO YOU ALL THAT STARTING JUST A FEW MINUTES AGO, 291 00:16:05,063 --> 00:16:10,367 I CHANGED THE FORMAT OF WKRP TO TOP 40 ROCK AND ROLL. 292 00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:13,548 THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING. THERE'S GONNA BE A LOT OF OTHER CHANGES AROUND HERE TOO. 293 00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:17,174 - I KNEW IT. WE'RE FIRED. - NO, NO. NOBODY'S FIRED. 294 00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:19,281 WE ARE GONNA MAKE SOME CHANGES IN THE WAY YOU 295 00:16:19,305 --> 00:16:21,412 GUYS BEEN RUNNIN' YOUR INDIVIDUAL DEPARTMENTS. 296 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:24,547 LES... WHAT? 297 00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:28,318 YOU HAVE THIS THING YOU CALL "EYEWITNESS WEATHER." WHAT IS THAT? 298 00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:31,255 WELL, I JUST LOOK OUT THE WINDOW AND WITNESS THE WEATHER. 299 00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:36,894 UH-HUH. WELL, WHAT ABOUT THIS STATION'S TRAFFIC HELICOPTER? 300 00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:39,741 - WE DON'T HAVE ONE. - SO WHY DO WE HAVE HELICOPTER REPORTS? 301 00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:42,605 THAT'S JUST ME. I GET ON THE AIR, AND I DO THIS... 302 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:46,028 THE TRAFFIC TODAY IS LIGHT TO HEAVY ON ALL MAIN THOROUGHFARES. 303 00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:48,471 YEAH, UH, GOOD FOR YOU, LES. GOOD. 304 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:51,942 NOW, ANDY, WHAT ABOUT MY CLIENT LIST? 305 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:55,379 I MEAN, DO YOU THINK SHADY HILLS REST HOME, OUR OLDEST AND DEAREST CLIENT, 306 00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:57,748 IS GONNA ADVERTISE ON A ROCK-AND-ROLL STATION? 307 00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,983 WELL, FOR EVERY ONE CLIENT WE LOSE, 308 00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:02,319 WE GAIN THREE MORE AND DOUBLE YOUR COMMISSIONS. 309 00:17:02,387 --> 00:17:05,356 I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW ANYONE DOWN THERE. 310 00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:08,592 EXCUSE ME, ANDY... 311 00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:14,898 I AM SWAMPED WITH PHONE CALLS OUT THERE ABOUT WHATEVER JOHNNY IS DOING ON THE AIR. 312 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,511 - OH, HOW MANY? - THREE. 313 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,413 YOU JUST DO THE BEST YOU CAN, OKAY? 314 00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:22,139 OKAY. UH, LISTEN, ANDY, 315 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,642 WE'VE NEVER HAD ANY CALLS BEFORE, 316 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:28,412 AND IF THIS PRESSURE KEEPS UP, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE MORE MONEY. 317 00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:34,752 WOULD YOU SETTLE FOR A SIDE OF BEEF? 318 00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:36,453 LES... WHAT? 319 00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:40,757 - SHARPEN THE NEWS. AND I WANT RELIABLE SOURCES, OKAY? - OKAY. 320 00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:43,805 DON'T GIVE ME ANY MORE TRAFFIC REPORTS UNTIL I GET YOU A REAL HELICOPTER. 321 00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:46,596 GEE, THANKS, ANDY. MY CHEST IS KILLING ME. 322 00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:50,100 OKAY. AND, HERB... NOW, THIS STATION'S RATINGS ARE GONNA GO UP. 323 00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:52,536 SO BE READY. THAT MEANS MORE CUSTOMERS, NOT LESS. 324 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,638 WHAT? NO. 325 00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:57,107 OKAY. BAILEY... 326 00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:59,187 YES? I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO HELP ME WITH... 327 00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:01,456 ON-THE-AIR PROMOTIONS... YOU KNOW, ROCK CONCERTS, 328 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,825 RECORD GIVEAWAYS, WHATEVER ELSE YOU CAN THINK OF. 329 00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:07,050 - ANDY, THAT'S MY AREA. - BECAUSE HERB IS GONNA BE MUCH TOO BUSY... 330 00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:09,385 WITH SALES MEETINGS AND BUSINESS LUNCHES. 331 00:18:09,454 --> 00:18:10,821 OH. 332 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,757 BAILEY, YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THAT? 333 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,359 YEAH. YEAH, I THINK I CAN DO IT. 334 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,862 - YOU CAN COUNT ON ME, ANDY. - I KNOW I CAN. 335 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,565 OKAY, WELL, LISTEN, THAT'S JUST ABOUT IT. 336 00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:23,611 WE'LL CONTINUE MEETIN' LIKE THIS AND MAKIN' PLANS, 337 00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:26,281 BUT I TELL YOU, I THINK WE'RE OFF TO A SMOOTH START. 338 00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:28,872 ANDY, I LIKE IT. I'VE SEEN 'EM COME AND GO, 339 00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:31,407 BUT YOU'RE THE BEST. I'M WITH YOU 100%, ANDY. 340 00:18:31,476 --> 00:18:33,455 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. HERB, LES, FOLLOW ME. 341 00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:35,846 - TRAVIS, YOU'RE FIRED. - GOOD MOVE, BIG GUY. 342 00:18:37,215 --> 00:18:39,649 I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T LAST. 343 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,932 MAMA JUST CALLED. SHE'S ON HER WAY DOWN HERE. NOW, LOOK... 344 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,917 THIS IS THE PLAN. WE'LL TELL HER JOHNNY WENT 345 00:18:45,941 --> 00:18:47,925 CRAZY, MIND SNAPPED WHILE HE WAS ON THE AIR. 346 00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:50,360 SHE'LL BUY THAT. THAT HAPPENED ONCE TO US HERE. 347 00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:53,207 SPORTSCASTER WENT NUTS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A SWIMMING MEET. 348 00:18:53,231 --> 00:18:55,266 STARTED BARKING LIKE A DOG. 349 00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:57,967 CAN'T YOU TAKE A HINT? YOU'RE GONE, FIRED. GET OUTTA HERE. 350 00:18:58,036 --> 00:19:00,415 LISTEN, WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED. 351 00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:02,417 MAMA HEARD JOHNNY ON THE AIR. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. 352 00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:04,485 I THINK WE SHOULD JUST TRY TO CALM DOWN. 353 00:19:04,509 --> 00:19:06,343 CALM DOWN, YOU JUGHEAD? MAMA'S COMIN'! 354 00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:09,290 - YOU'RE RIGHT. THIS IS NO TIME FOR CALMNESS. - I'M CERTAINLY NOT CALM. 355 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,460 OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT, YOU LILY-LIVERED, GUTLESS... 356 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,461 I OUGHTA TAKE YOU APART BRICK BY BRICK. 357 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,519 I OUGHTA CHOP YOU OFF AT THE ANKLES, THAT'S WHAT... 358 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,655 MOTHER! 359 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:20,723 SWEETHEART, COME IN. YOU KNOW HERB AND LES, DON'T YA? 360 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,259 HELLO, MOTHER CARLSON. MAMA. 361 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,306 GEE, MOM, YOU LOOK LIKE A MILLION BUCKS. 362 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:27,564 KEEP AWAY FROM ME! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 363 00:19:27,632 --> 00:19:30,344 WELL, YOU KNOW, MOM, THE DARNEDEST THING JUST HAPPENED. 364 00:19:30,368 --> 00:19:33,370 NOW, HOW IT HAPPENED, I'M NOT JUST TOO SURE, BUT... WHO ARE YOU? 365 00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:35,773 HIM? HE'S NOBOD... WHO IS THIS? GET HIM OUT OF HERE. 366 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,208 WE CAN'T HAVE PEOPLE WANDERING IN OFF THE STREETS. 367 00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:41,111 MRS. CARLSON, I'M ANDY TRAVIS, THE NEW PROGRAM DIRECTOR. 368 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,045 YOU'RE THE OLD PROGRAM DIRECTOR! HERB 369 00:19:43,069 --> 00:19:45,315 TARLEK OVER HERE'S THE NEW PROGRAM DIRECTOR. 370 00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:47,796 MOM, HERB IS JUST LIKE A SON TO ME. STOP THAT! 371 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:51,140 WHAT ABOUT ME? YOU CAN BE PROGRAM DIRECTOR AFTER HERB'S GONE. 372 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,191 MR. TRAVIS, 373 00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:57,027 ARE YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR THE STRANGE SOUNDS I HEARD... 374 00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:59,229 EMANATING FROM MY RADIO THIS MORNING? 375 00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:01,131 - I AM. - EXPLAIN YOURSELF. 376 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,211 I LIKE THE SOUNDS YOU HEARD THIS MORNING. 377 00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:05,875 YOUNG MAN, THIS RADIO STATION IS A BUSINESS. 378 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:08,383 IT IS NOT HERE FOR YOUR PERSONAL LISTENING PLEASURE. 379 00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:10,340 WELL, IF-IF I MAY, MA'AM. 380 00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:12,709 I KNOW IT'S A BUSINESS. SEE, THAT WHY THIS STATION... 381 00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:14,756 HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO CHANGE ITS FORMAT. 382 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,480 THERE ARE ALREADY LOTS OF ROCK-AND-ROLL STATIONS IN CINCINNATI. 383 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,527 WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS, LES? 384 00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:22,285 WELL, I PERSONALLY THINK IT'S A PLOT OF SOME SORT. 385 00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:26,735 NO, MRS. CARLSON, ROCK AND ROLL IS WHERE THE MONEY IS. 386 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,792 HOW MUCH MONEY? 387 00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:31,405 I THINK WE CAN BREAK EVEN THE FIRST YEAR. THE SECOND YEAR... 388 00:20:31,429 --> 00:20:34,697 - SECOND YEAR? I'M TALKING ABOUT NOW. - WELL, THESE THINGS TAKE TIME. 389 00:20:34,766 --> 00:20:38,768 WE BREAK EVEN THE FIRST YEAR, THE SECOND YEAR, WE CLEAR MAYBE 800,000 AFTER TAXES... 390 00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:40,904 TOO LITTLE AND TOO LATE. TOO LITTLE? 391 00:20:40,972 --> 00:20:44,508 MAMA, THAT 800,000 IS PROFITS, NOT LOSSES. 392 00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:47,711 I CAN SELL THIS STATION FOR FIVE TIMES THAT AMOUNT RIGHT NOW. 393 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:51,380 I WANT A FASTER TURNAROUND. MA'AM... 394 00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,817 WELL, I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT I... 395 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:56,486 I PERSONALLY CANNOT WORK THAT WAY. 396 00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:58,789 - I GUESS I AM FIRED. - NO, WAIT A MINUTE. 397 00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:01,991 MAMA, LOOK. YOU'VE BEEN ON MY BACK FOR YEARS TO TURN A PROFIT HERE. 398 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:05,061 NOW, WHEN I'M FINALLY GETTING STARTED, Y-YOU WANNA DUMP THE STATION. 399 00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:07,497 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. IF HE GOES, I GO. 400 00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:09,833 WHAT? THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 401 00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:12,280 ARTHUR, YOU'VE NEVER SPOKEN TO ME THAT WAY BEFORE. 402 00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:14,304 YEAH, WELL... DO YOU LIKE IT? 403 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:18,219 I HATE IT. BUT IT'S THE FIRST TIME... 404 00:21:18,243 --> 00:21:20,322 I'VE SEEN ANY SIGN OF BACKBONE IN YOU. 405 00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:21,945 YEAH, WELL, WHILE I'M AT IT, 406 00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:24,347 I'VE GOT A FEW OTHER THINGS... DON'T PUSH IT, ARTHUR. 407 00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,549 YES, MAMA. 408 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:29,452 YOUNG MAN, WE'LL TRY IT YOUR WAY FOR A WHILE. 409 00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:31,688 - YOU'VE GOT A DEAL. - THANK YOU, MA'AM. 410 00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:36,326 ANDY, MY MAN! WHAT'S GOIN' DOWN? 411 00:21:36,394 --> 00:21:38,461 VENUS, HOW YOU DOIN'? 412 00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:41,998 - WHAT IS THAT? - OH, MAY I INTRODUCE MR. VENUS FLYTRAP. 413 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:44,801 - HEY, LITTLE MAMA. - I BEG YOUR PARDON. 414 00:21:44,869 --> 00:21:46,870 VENUS IS THE BEST NIGHTTIME DEEJAY IN THIS COUNTRY. 415 00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:49,840 I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF HIRING HIM AWAY FROM A STATION IN NEW ORLEANS. 416 00:21:49,908 --> 00:21:53,276 - DID YOU HAVE A BIG AUDIENCE THERE? - THE BIGGEST. 417 00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:55,979 WELCOME TO CINCINNATI, MR. FLYTRAP. 418 00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:57,981 ARTHUR... YES, MOTHER? 419 00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:01,685 IF THIS DOESN'T WORK, I'LL TEAR YOU DOWN BRICK BY BRICK. 420 00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:03,498 I'LL... WE GET THE PICTURE, MAMA. 421 00:22:03,522 --> 00:22:06,082 NICE TO HAVE MET YOU TWO. 422 00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:14,263 THAT'S A MEAN LITTLE MAMA. 423 00:22:14,332 --> 00:22:16,667 YOU BET. 424 00:22:16,735 --> 00:22:18,914 HERB, LES, WHY DON'T YOU SHOW VENUS AROUND THE STATION? 425 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:20,916 DO IT. YOU KNOW, MR. FLYTRAP, 426 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:23,185 I HAVE SOME IDEAS ABOUT THAT NIGHTTIME SHOW. YEAH? 427 00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:25,442 I DO THE SPORTS NEWS HERE, MR. FLYTRAP. 428 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:28,790 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE NOTICED, BUT THERE CERTAINLY ARE A LOT OF NEGROES IN SPORTS. 429 00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:34,084 YEAH, WELL... SAY WHAT? 430 00:22:36,822 --> 00:22:38,822 MR. CARLSON. YEAH? 431 00:22:39,925 --> 00:22:42,137 THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR STANDING UP FOR ME. 432 00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:44,161 YEAH, WELL, UH... 433 00:22:46,298 --> 00:22:49,265 THANK YOU FOR GIVIN' ME A REASON TO. 434 00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:51,334 HEY, BABIES. 435 00:22:52,771 --> 00:22:54,838 MIND IF I COME IN? 436 00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:56,606 DR. FEVER, I PRESUME. 437 00:22:56,675 --> 00:22:58,675 YEAH, I'M FIRED, RIGHT? 438 00:22:58,744 --> 00:23:02,579 LISTEN, MAN, I DON'T CARE, BECAUSE I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS TOWN. 439 00:23:02,648 --> 00:23:05,493 WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT, JOHNNY? YOU CAN'T LEAVE. 440 00:23:05,517 --> 00:23:07,884 LOOK, MR. CARLSON'S GOING WITH OUR FORMAT. 441 00:23:09,587 --> 00:23:11,455 - JOHNNY? JOHNNY! - HEY, YOU! 442 00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:14,524 - HMM, YEAH? - HEY, YOU'RE NEEDED IN CINCINNATI. 443 00:23:14,593 --> 00:23:16,626 CINCINNATI! 444 00:23:16,695 --> 00:23:19,815 LISTEN, IF I LEAVE NOW, I CAN BE THERE BY NOON TOMORROW. 445 00:23:28,006 --> 00:23:31,441 ♪♪ 446 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:38,148 IT'S THE HOUR OF DARKNESS, CHILDREN. 447 00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:42,052 AND VENUS IS ON THE RISE IN CINCINNATI. 448 00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:44,054 THE MOON IS HIGH. 449 00:23:46,725 --> 00:23:49,626 AND SO AM I. 450 00:23:49,695 --> 00:23:52,196 SO LET'S GET DOWN, PRETTY BROTHERS AND SISTERS. 451 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:56,200 TOGETHER WE WILL GROWL AND HOWL... 452 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:59,436 RIGHT AFTER THIS WORD FROM SHADY HILLS REST HOME. 453 00:23:59,505 --> 00:24:03,506 MANY PEOPLE ASK THIS AGE-OLD QUESTION... 454 00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:06,576 WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I CAN NO LONGER FEED MYSELF? 455 00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:15,685 ♪♪ 456 00:24:18,891 --> 00:24:21,992 ♪♪ 457 00:24:30,402 --> 00:24:33,536 ♪♪ 458 00:24:47,218 --> 00:24:49,653 ♪♪ 35222

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