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Previously on "Wrecked"...I'm going to break you
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and watch you hunt each other
to the death.
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[ Electricity zapping ]Jess!
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-Where am I?
-She thinks she's in college.
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-You live in L.A.?
-Jess has a boner for Pack.
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Owen:
Guys, can we focus, please?
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Namely on how we're
gonna get out of this
"Hunger Games" knockoff?
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[ Horn sounds ][ Screams ]
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Karen, please.
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Wait!
Declan told me that --
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Errol: Wait, wait. Who was it?!
Who -- Who shot him?!
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Holy shit.
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Owen:
Guys, can we focus, please?
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Namely on how we're
gonna get out of this
"Hunger Games" knockoff?
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-This can't be real.
-Oh, it's real, pal.
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You take my girl,
I take your life.
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Todd,
I didn't do anything.
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This is between
you and Jess.
Wrong!
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This is between
you and Derek Punchly.
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Who's Derek Punchly?My fist!
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And he brought his twin brother,
Timmy Cold-cock.
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If they're twins, why
do they have different
last names, you idiot?
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Pack, we should team up. We'll
have a better shot of surviving
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if we hunt together.
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I mean, not like
together-together.
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I mean, unless you,
like, wanted to hunt
together-together.
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Jess, listen,
I'm very flattered,
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but I just don't think
the timing's right.
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-Oh, my God. Totally.
-It's not you.
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It's just that your
ex-husband's trying
to murder me, you know.
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Yeah. I mean, this is,
like, whatever?
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We should just hunt together
casually, you know.
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Hey, Jess. I know you.
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You don't actually like
this needle dick.
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You just -- You always
had a boyfriend.
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You don't think you can
do things on your own.
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Oh, my God!
That is not true!
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I love being alone.
You can, like, really
hear your thoughts.
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Todd, Jess and I are not hunting
together, I swear!
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We wouldn't --
This is not --[ Horn sounds ]
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♪♪
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[ Screams ]
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Pack, wait!
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♪♪
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Hell, yeah.
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Hey, Pack!
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I'm about to go all
Bat-niss Everdeen on your ass.
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'Cause of the bat
and...the arrows and --
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Whatever! You're dead!
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Stop following me!No! I'm not
doing this alone!
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I'll literally die!
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-Aah!
-Are you okay?
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[ Panting ]Todd: Hey, Pack!
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I'm gonna rip your nuts
outta your mouth!
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Oh, God! Quick,
cover me in leaves.
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It's the only way!But where should I hide?
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Anywhere but here!
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Jess, wait!
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Can you cover my face?
I can't do it and keep
my arms covered.
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Thank you!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
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[ Scoffs ]
Well, well, well.
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What do we have...
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here?![ Screams ]
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Oh, God! I'm sorry!
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It's not my fault
Jess likes me.
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I'm just really charming.
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Yeah, well,
I'm pissed!
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And it feels like
your fault,
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so I'm just gonna
take it out on you!
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Aah!
[ Yells ]
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[ Grunts ]
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Oh, my God.
Did I just kill him?
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[ Groans softly ]
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No.
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You conked him.
Where did that come from?
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Oh, I was in color guard
in high school.
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You mean the nerd cheerleaders
that wave big flags around?
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Uhh, no.
I mean the cool cheerleaders
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who don't dress like hookers.
And we don't wave flags.
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We spin them.
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Wow. You can
really handle that thing.
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I don't want to brag,
but we made state
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with this killer
Whitney Houston routine.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
Listen, Jess.
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I think we should
hunt together.
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Like, together-together.
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Oh, my God.
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Really? Okay. [ Chuckles ]
All right.
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So, we should double back and go
on the offensive, right?[ Grunting ]
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Put this stick to use.
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Yeah, that is
a great idea.
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I really like that idea,
but I was thinking
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we use your stick
to walk, right?
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And then maybe we turn
that walk into a run,
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and then we run
directly into a hiding spot.
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And if anyone finds us,
you can protect us with your...
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stick stuff.
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What do you say...
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babe?
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Okay.
Let's hide.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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♪♪
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The hell?
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Pretty trippy,
huh, Todd?
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Rob Corddry?
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[ Chuckles ]
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Second lead
on HBO's "Ballers"?
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I'm gonna have
to stop you right there.
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Uh, I'm not
"the second lead".
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It's a two-hander.
It's me and The Rock.
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Wait.
What's going on?
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Where's Jess?
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I was just about
to thump on Pack, and --
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And now you're there.[ Gasps ]
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Am I dead?
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No. No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
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Not yet.
This all around you?
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This -- This thing,
most of those --
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This is the realm
of your unconscious.
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Lucky for you, you got me
to guide you through it.
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You're telling me Rob Corddry
is my spirit guide?
Yeah.
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Oh, hell, yeah, my dude![ Laughs ]
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Whoo!
We're gonna get naughty.
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What!
Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
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If you're here,
that means -- No.
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No! Oh, yeah.
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I smell
what we're cooking.
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Where is he, huh?
Where is The Rock?
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[ Laughs ]
No.
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Where are you, D,
you big boy?
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Actually,
he's not here, okay?
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It's just me, no Rock.
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Oh.
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D.J.'s shooting, like, nine
movies right now, okay?
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I think he's a little
busy for some random
dude's dream sequence.
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Me, on the other hand,
huh?
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Come on,
hit that shit, man!
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Boom! Ballers.
Ballers.
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[ Laughs ] Nice. So, this is
what's gonna happen.
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We are gonna
step through that door,
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and youare gonna learn
a lesson about you.
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And if I don't,
then what?
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That guy shits his pants
or something?
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Yeah, he'll shit his pants
again...probably.
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But if you don't learn
why you're here,
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this Todd, the real Todd,
will never wake up again.
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Oh, [bleep]
I know, right?
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Shall we?
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Hey, so "Hot Tub Time Machine,"
that wasn't real, right?
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Are you asking me
if the hot tub
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was a real time machine?Just answer the question.
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You don't have to be a dick
about it. Was it real?
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Okay, well, what if we hide
down there in that ditch?
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[ Laughing ] Okay.
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Are you trying to drown
in flood water?
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No, no, no. Jess...
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hiding is all about
anticipating danger.
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And the way we --
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-Is that a cave?
-No.
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It's the perfect
hiding spot.
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[ Laughs ]
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Well, let's just say
my hidey senses are a-tingling.
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Something tells me we're gonna
be totally fine.
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[ Texas accent ]
Stop right there.[ Squeaks ]
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Oh, God, please.
I don't want to die, please.
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Little buddy?
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Big Bruce!
Hot damn!
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I thought that was you![ Shouting ]
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I can't believe
y'all are still alive.It's so good to see you.
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Hey, Chet, get on out here!
See who's here!
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Hey!
Right on.
It's Pack and Jess.
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Do I know them?Ye-Yeah.
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They're from
the plane crash.
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It's -- It's Bruce
and Chet.
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Uh, these guys.
Yeah.
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Oh, come on, Jess.
You remember me. Bruce.
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Bruuuuce.
Unforch,
she doesn't.
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She got a little bit
of a head trauma.
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Thinks she's 18.Whoa. Hi, I'm Chet.
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You should know that we banged
and both jizzed, so...
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Sorry about your noggin.Thanks.
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So, Bruce, what's the deal?
Is this your cave?
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Hell, yeah, it is.
Come on in!
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Pack: Oh, wow!
It's so small.
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♪♪
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[ Metal crashing ]
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[ Screams ]
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[ Beeps ] [ Grunts ]
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[ Beeps ] [ Screams ]
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[ Toilet flushes ]
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-A moment, sir?
-What? Not now, Martha.
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Steve and that ragged old cow
are going toe-to-toe.
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Half-Pint and The Hot One
have disappeared.
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-What do you mean?
-I've lost them on the feed.
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Well, do your bloody job
and find them.
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Oh, whoa.
[ Shudders ][ Chuckles ]
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That is a freakin'
wild ride.
Right?
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Ah.
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Where the hell are we?
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You're about to find out.
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[ Glasses clunk ]Now, watch and learn.
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Greg Graff?
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Oh, my God.
This friggin' punk bully.
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He made my life hell
in middle school.
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Yeah, but what you
didn't know was that Greg
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was going through
his own hell.
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Greg's Mom: Oh, you moron!
You sunk all our money
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into a self-cleaning
toilet business?
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Greg's Dad:
Yeah, Wanda, I did because
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it's a good investment!
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People are always gonna
have to take a shit.
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So, probably see Greg a little
differently now, huh?
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Hey.
Go to him.
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♪♪
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Hey.
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Come on, man.
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[ Shouting ] Boom!
-Oh! What?!
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Oh! I'm a little
bigger now, huh, Greg?!
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Todd!
What the hell!Yeah.
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You just met my good friend,
Derek Punchly!
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Whoo.
Jesus, man. No.
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You were supposed to see that
he only lashed out at you
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because of what he was
going through at home.
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Who gives a shit, man?
My mom was a hard ass.
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Didn't turn me
into a bully.
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You just punched a child.
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-Is that all you got, pussy?
-What'd you say?
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[ Spits ]
Whoa!
Wow!
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All right, dude.
Let's go, man! Come on!
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Yeah, you better thank
Rob Corddry,
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'cause he just saved
your life, bitch!
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And by that time,
the life raft
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was nothing
but a pile of driftwood.
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And that's when
the birds came --
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about a dozen of 'em,
circling.
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[ Pops tongue ]
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Plucked Beth
right out of the water
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and into the sky.
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I ain't never seen birds work
together like that before.
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And thankfully, we washed up
on shore that night.
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What about you, Chet?
What happened after the gorilla?
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You mean...
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after you
abandoned me to die?
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[ Gulps ]
246
00:10:47,577 --> 00:10:50,235
Nada mucho, actually.
Just dipped about for a while.
247
00:10:50,270 --> 00:10:52,893
Ate some funny berries,
shot out a runny shit.
248
00:10:52,928 --> 00:10:54,826
Literally walked
right into Bruce.
249
00:10:54,861 --> 00:10:56,310
[ Nervous laughter ]
250
00:10:56,345 --> 00:10:59,900
Hey, what about y'all?
Where y'all been?
251
00:10:59,935 --> 00:11:02,592
Listen, I don't know
how to say this.
252
00:11:02,627 --> 00:11:04,077
It's just us now.
253
00:11:04,111 --> 00:11:06,735
The gorilla --
It killed the others.
254
00:11:06,769 --> 00:11:07,977
Oh, shit.Whoa.
255
00:11:08,012 --> 00:11:09,703
Yeah, it tore them all
to pieces
256
00:11:09,738 --> 00:11:11,705
with its big
monkey hands.
257
00:11:11,740 --> 00:11:13,500
Jesus.
258
00:11:13,534 --> 00:11:16,572
Apes and birds, man.
Apes and birds.
259
00:11:16,606 --> 00:11:18,505
Pack, can I -- can I speak
to you for a second?
260
00:11:18,539 --> 00:11:21,853
Just --
Of course.
261
00:11:21,888 --> 00:11:23,717
Excuse her.
262
00:11:23,752 --> 00:11:25,443
She's numb from grief.
263
00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:27,548
[ Whispering ] What
are you doing? We have
to tell them the truth.
264
00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:29,516
If they know about the hunt,
they could think the others
265
00:11:29,550 --> 00:11:31,380
are gonna follow us here
and kill them.
266
00:11:31,414 --> 00:11:33,175
They'll kick us out
of the cave.
267
00:11:33,209 --> 00:11:35,453
My sorority big always says,
"Honesty is the best policy.
268
00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:37,006
Now tell us
why you're fat."
269
00:11:37,041 --> 00:11:40,182
We have to come clean.This is our only shot.
270
00:11:40,216 --> 00:11:42,460
Declan clearly doesn't know
this place exists.
271
00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:44,358
Well, maybe they
can help us defeat Declan.
272
00:11:44,393 --> 00:11:46,706
I mean, they don't
have bracelets. We
can save everyone.
273
00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:49,122
Save everyone?
274
00:11:49,156 --> 00:11:50,848
Are you listening
to yourself?
275
00:11:50,882 --> 00:11:52,850
You're being so selfish.
276
00:11:52,884 --> 00:11:54,955
I'm trying to protect us.
277
00:11:54,990 --> 00:11:57,924
You're doing this...
for us?
278
00:11:57,958 --> 00:12:02,342
Of course. So just...
don't rock the boat.
279
00:12:04,931 --> 00:12:07,381
Todd:
What do you say we take one of
these magic doors back in time
280
00:12:07,416 --> 00:12:11,869
to, like, the first Hooters
or something, you know?
When silicone was good.
281
00:12:11,903 --> 00:12:13,422
Hey!
282
00:12:13,456 --> 00:12:17,150
My glasses. Found 'em.[ Glasses clatter ]
283
00:12:17,184 --> 00:12:20,118
Oh, my God.
That's 8-year-old me!
284
00:12:20,153 --> 00:12:21,741
'Sup, playboy?
285
00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:25,572
Whoo, he is a handsome
little sucker, huh?
286
00:12:25,606 --> 00:12:28,092
You said your mom
was a real hardass, right?
287
00:12:28,126 --> 00:12:29,610
You remember this day?
288
00:12:29,645 --> 00:12:31,923
[ Door shuts ]Come on, Todd.
We're leaving.
289
00:12:31,958 --> 00:12:33,580
But you promised
me a lollipop.
290
00:12:33,614 --> 00:12:35,789
[ Gritted teeth ] Shut up,
you little crybaby.
291
00:12:35,824 --> 00:12:38,999
Ow.
292
00:12:39,034 --> 00:12:40,794
See?
She's mean as hell.
293
00:12:40,829 --> 00:12:44,453
Yeah, but do you ever why
she was so mean to you?
294
00:12:44,487 --> 00:12:46,110
And sna--
295
00:12:46,144 --> 00:12:47,905
Please, this loan,
296
00:12:47,939 --> 00:12:51,425
i-it's the only way I can get
Todd into the good schools.
297
00:12:51,460 --> 00:12:54,083
Y-You know how rough
Scottsdale Public is.
298
00:12:54,118 --> 00:12:55,913
He -- He'll never survive.
299
00:12:55,947 --> 00:12:57,915
I'm sorry.
300
00:12:57,949 --> 00:12:59,813
Your credit is dog shit.
301
00:12:59,848 --> 00:13:08,649
♪♪
302
00:13:08,684 --> 00:13:10,548
[ Muffled ]
Come on, Todd, we're leaving.
303
00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:13,447
Your mother taught you to mask
feelings of hurt and sadness
304
00:13:13,482 --> 00:13:17,313
with displays of aggression.
Classic cycle.
305
00:13:17,348 --> 00:13:20,040
Do you understand
that now?
306
00:13:20,075 --> 00:13:23,216
Yeah, I understand...
307
00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:25,839
that this butt sniffer should've
given my mom a loan.
308
00:13:25,874 --> 00:13:27,047
Boom!
-Oh, my God!
309
00:13:27,082 --> 00:13:28,635
-Eat it, moneybags!
-No!
310
00:13:28,669 --> 00:13:31,465
-And I ruled Scottsdale Public.
-What are you do--
311
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,467
H-How are you not getting this?
Are you thick?
312
00:13:33,502 --> 00:13:35,849
Hey, watch it, Cords.
It's still my head.
313
00:13:35,884 --> 00:13:38,127
I'll think your dick off.What?
314
00:13:38,162 --> 00:13:40,820
[ Laughter ]
315
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:43,857
Boy, I haven't heard that sound
for a time.
316
00:13:43,892 --> 00:13:45,479
What?
317
00:13:45,514 --> 00:13:48,379
Laughter.
318
00:13:48,413 --> 00:13:50,346
What with this group's
been through,
319
00:13:50,381 --> 00:13:53,142
I didn't think any of us
were ever gonna laugh again.
320
00:13:53,177 --> 00:13:54,834
Heck, what am I
telling you for?
321
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:57,664
You had to watch an ape tear
apart all your friends.
322
00:13:57,698 --> 00:13:59,183
Yeah.
323
00:13:59,217 --> 00:14:00,701
Even so,
324
00:14:00,736 --> 00:14:03,187
I can't help but think that
we've turned a corner.
325
00:14:03,221 --> 00:14:05,706
Maybe we can actually find
peace on this island,
326
00:14:05,741 --> 00:14:08,675
love one another,
live in harmony,
327
00:14:08,709 --> 00:14:13,197
actually be 100% safe,
you know?
328
00:14:13,231 --> 00:14:14,612
[ Chuckles ]
329
00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,338
Aw, heck.
Listen to me babble on.
330
00:14:16,372 --> 00:14:20,238
Pay me no mind, Jess.
I'm just an old fool.
331
00:14:20,273 --> 00:14:22,413
Listen, Bruce.
332
00:14:22,447 --> 00:14:24,208
I have
to tell you something.
333
00:14:24,242 --> 00:14:25,761
Pack: Hey, Bruce.
334
00:14:25,795 --> 00:14:28,798
Listen, man,
I hate to be that guy,
335
00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:31,456
but the sleeping spot
you gave us is...
336
00:14:31,491 --> 00:14:36,772
sort of craggy,
so I was wondering if --
337
00:14:36,806 --> 00:14:39,706
What's happening?
338
00:14:39,740 --> 00:14:41,570
Hey! Dude.
339
00:14:41,604 --> 00:14:43,917
You're being very un-Baller
right now.
340
00:14:43,952 --> 00:14:47,231
I'm just trying to help you
wake up, man.
Really?
341
00:14:47,265 --> 00:14:50,027
But if all you wanna do
is fight, go ahead.
342
00:14:50,061 --> 00:14:51,960
Knock yourself out.
343
00:14:51,994 --> 00:14:54,031
♪♪
344
00:14:54,065 --> 00:14:55,825
[ Laughing ] What?
345
00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:57,586
Hell, yeah!
346
00:14:57,620 --> 00:14:59,657
This guy
is swole patrol.
347
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:02,246
What's up,
Cobra Kai Todd?
348
00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:05,628
Hell, yeah.What's up, little bitch?
349
00:15:05,663 --> 00:15:07,078
What did you say
to me, dude?
350
00:15:07,113 --> 00:15:08,390
And Declan and his friends
351
00:15:08,424 --> 00:15:10,081
are just watching
from the mansion,
352
00:15:10,116 --> 00:15:11,496
like it's a sport.
353
00:15:11,531 --> 00:15:13,913
So, you're saying there can only
be one survivor?
354
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,500
Yeah.
355
00:15:15,535 --> 00:15:17,744
Well, then, I guess we don't
have much of a choice, do we?
356
00:15:17,778 --> 00:15:20,091
[ Stammering ] Well, hold on --
hold on a second, Chester, now.
357
00:15:20,126 --> 00:15:21,610
They don't even know
we're here.
358
00:15:21,644 --> 00:15:23,819
As long as they don't
spot us, we're safe.
359
00:15:23,853 --> 00:15:24,751
[ Whirring approaches ]
360
00:15:24,785 --> 00:15:27,961
[ Gasps ]
Oh!
361
00:15:27,996 --> 00:15:29,445
Oh, shit.
362
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,447
Martha:
Oh, shit.
363
00:15:31,482 --> 00:15:33,622
They know we're here.
364
00:15:33,656 --> 00:15:35,658
Chet: Well...
365
00:15:35,693 --> 00:15:37,798
then I guess it's begun![ Screaming ]
366
00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:39,628
Damn, son a bitch!Where'd you get
another knife?!
367
00:15:39,662 --> 00:15:43,080
Old Chester always has a second
switchblade, ass balls!
368
00:15:43,114 --> 00:15:44,771
Don't you get it?!
369
00:15:44,805 --> 00:15:46,980
There can only be
one survivor!
370
00:15:47,015 --> 00:15:48,119
Okay.
Hang on a second!
371
00:15:48,154 --> 00:15:49,672
[ Shouts ]Oh, God!
372
00:15:49,707 --> 00:15:52,399
[ Screaming ]
373
00:15:56,024 --> 00:15:57,715
I told you
not to tell them.Chet, stop!
374
00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:58,992
Sooner or later,
this Derclan guy
375
00:15:59,027 --> 00:16:00,476
is gonna pull us
allinto this.
376
00:16:00,511 --> 00:16:02,271
It's "Lawrence of the Flies,"
babies,
377
00:16:02,306 --> 00:16:05,826
and I aim to be Lawrence.You think it's
"Lawrence of the Flies"?
378
00:16:05,861 --> 00:16:08,139
Everybody, rush him![ Shouting ]
379
00:16:08,174 --> 00:16:10,486
[ Grunts ][ All shouting ]
380
00:16:10,521 --> 00:16:12,488
Let the games begin!
381
00:16:12,523 --> 00:16:16,147
[ Laughs ]
382
00:16:16,182 --> 00:16:19,737
[ Growling ] You. You led
that metal bird straight to us.
383
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:22,395
You brought death
to our door step.
384
00:16:22,429 --> 00:16:25,915
Get him!Quick, Jess! Use your stick
to protect us!
385
00:16:25,950 --> 00:16:28,194
What? You're the dude.
You're supposed to protect me.
386
00:16:28,228 --> 00:16:29,850
[ Whimpers, screams ]
387
00:16:29,885 --> 00:16:31,991
[ Screaming ]God damn it!
388
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,409
Start something,
you little bitch.
389
00:16:36,443 --> 00:16:38,135
I'm right here, bitch.
Start something.
390
00:16:38,169 --> 00:16:40,378
You go ahead, bro.
Start something.No, you start something.
391
00:16:40,413 --> 00:16:43,864
I'm right here, dude.Oh, for the love of Christ,
one of you start something.
392
00:16:43,899 --> 00:16:45,521
You're running out of time.
393
00:16:45,556 --> 00:16:47,868
Both: Copy that, Cords.
394
00:16:48,214 --> 00:16:51,044
Ha!
Two Todds enter.
395
00:16:51,079 --> 00:16:52,218
Aah!
[ Grunts ]
396
00:16:52,252 --> 00:16:53,426
[ Screams ]
Ha!
397
00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:55,186
[ Groaning ]
398
00:16:55,221 --> 00:16:58,500
One Todd leaves!
399
00:16:58,534 --> 00:17:02,159
[ Grunting ]
400
00:17:02,193 --> 00:17:05,196
Aah! Ha-ah!
401
00:17:05,231 --> 00:17:07,750
[ Bones snapping, grunting ]
402
00:17:07,785 --> 00:17:10,063
[ Groaning ]And good night.
403
00:17:10,098 --> 00:17:12,065
Whoo!
404
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:13,618
-Good.
-Oh, boy.
405
00:17:13,653 --> 00:17:16,207
Never doubt the twins.
You see that, Corddry?
406
00:17:16,242 --> 00:17:19,383
Oh, you think
you kicked hisass?
407
00:17:19,417 --> 00:17:20,763
Uhh, yeah.
408
00:17:20,798 --> 00:17:22,593
He didn't land
a single punch.
409
00:17:22,627 --> 00:17:26,390
Then maybe you should take
a look at this.
410
00:17:26,424 --> 00:17:29,048
Whoa.
411
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:31,084
I guess he did get
some shots in, huh?
412
00:17:31,119 --> 00:17:33,190
What? No!
413
00:17:33,224 --> 00:17:34,570
Jesus Christ.
414
00:17:34,605 --> 00:17:35,882
Do I have to spell
this out for you?
415
00:17:35,916 --> 00:17:40,956
You. Did. This. To...
416
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,546
...you.
417
00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:47,411
I...kicked my own ass?
418
00:17:47,445 --> 00:17:48,895
[ Laughing ]
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
419
00:17:48,929 --> 00:17:52,105
That means...whenever
I choose aggression,
420
00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:53,624
I'm only hurting...
421
00:17:55,695 --> 00:17:58,387
...myself.
Oh!
422
00:17:58,422 --> 00:18:01,494
[ Laughs ] Wow. Yes!
423
00:18:01,528 --> 00:18:03,461
Mwah! Yes, finally.
424
00:18:03,496 --> 00:18:05,014
Oh, God.
425
00:18:05,049 --> 00:18:06,740
To think it only took you
three tries
426
00:18:06,775 --> 00:18:09,329
and a super-on-the-nose
metaphor to get you there.
427
00:18:09,364 --> 00:18:10,986
I know what I need
to do now.
428
00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:12,953
Well, I'll be
seeing you, Todd.
429
00:18:12,988 --> 00:18:15,094
Thanks, "Ballers'"
Rob Corddry.
430
00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:17,268
Mm-hmm.
431
00:18:17,303 --> 00:18:19,132
Hey.
432
00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:22,791
You want to know why my brain
chose you, Cords?
433
00:18:22,825 --> 00:18:24,793
'Cause The Rock may be
the pecs and the abs
434
00:18:24,827 --> 00:18:27,761
and the ass
of that show...
435
00:18:27,796 --> 00:18:30,316
but you're the heart.
436
00:18:30,350 --> 00:18:32,145
Thank you, Todd.
437
00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:34,458
But next time, you know,
tell The Rock --
438
00:18:34,492 --> 00:18:36,184
Get the [bleep]
outta here.
439
00:18:36,218 --> 00:18:37,737
You got it, boss.
440
00:18:40,809 --> 00:18:42,638
[ Inhales sharply ]
441
00:18:42,673 --> 00:18:45,158
♪♪
442
00:18:45,193 --> 00:18:46,470
[ Groans ]
443
00:18:46,504 --> 00:18:48,127
[ Animal chittering ]
444
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:50,957
Bruce:
Now, Jess, I don't feel good
whomping on a girl.
445
00:18:50,991 --> 00:18:52,821
When those birds
snatched Beth,
446
00:18:52,855 --> 00:18:56,963
I made a promise to these people
to protect them.
447
00:18:56,997 --> 00:18:58,516
[ Whitney Houston's
"I Wanna Dance" plays ]
448
00:18:58,551 --> 00:19:02,210
♪ Ahh
449
00:19:02,244 --> 00:19:04,177
♪ Yeah
450
00:19:04,212 --> 00:19:06,179
Let's do this.♪ Whoo!
451
00:19:06,214 --> 00:19:08,664
[ Grunting ]
452
00:19:08,699 --> 00:19:10,804
♪ Yeah, yeah
453
00:19:10,839 --> 00:19:12,737
♪ Huh
454
00:19:12,772 --> 00:19:16,707
♪ Ooh, yeah, uh-huh
455
00:19:16,741 --> 00:19:20,331
♪ Yeah
456
00:19:20,366 --> 00:19:21,815
♪ I want to dance
457
00:19:21,850 --> 00:19:25,854
♪ Oh, I wanna dance
with somebody ♪
458
00:19:25,888 --> 00:19:29,340
♪ I wanna feel the heat
with somebody ♪
459
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:30,997
♪ Yeah, I wanna dance
with somebody ♪
460
00:19:31,031 --> 00:19:34,000
[ Shouting ]
461
00:19:34,034 --> 00:19:38,177
♪ With somebody
who loves me ♪
462
00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:45,494
Aah!
[ Groans ]
Jesus!
463
00:19:45,529 --> 00:19:46,875
[ Screams ]
464
00:19:46,909 --> 00:19:48,187
No, no, no,
no, no, no, no!
465
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:50,361
Please, please
don't kill me. Please!
466
00:19:50,396 --> 00:19:52,018
Relax, bud.
467
00:19:52,052 --> 00:19:53,951
I don't want to thrash you
anymore.
468
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:57,265
Really?
Come on. Really.
469
00:19:57,299 --> 00:19:58,404
Let's just say
470
00:19:58,438 --> 00:20:02,235
Rob Corddry taught me
how to be a better man.
471
00:20:02,270 --> 00:20:03,443
What?
472
00:20:03,478 --> 00:20:04,720
Where's Jess?
473
00:20:04,755 --> 00:20:08,793
Right here.
474
00:20:08,828 --> 00:20:10,692
You're alive.
475
00:20:10,726 --> 00:20:12,728
Duh. I can
take care of myself.
476
00:20:12,763 --> 00:20:14,247
Sick.
477
00:20:14,282 --> 00:20:16,284
Listen, Jess, I just
wanted to say that --
478
00:20:16,318 --> 00:20:18,803
Ow!You abandoned me back there,
you little wiener!
479
00:20:18,838 --> 00:20:22,393
It's not my fault!
You told everyone,
and they freaked out.
480
00:20:22,428 --> 00:20:24,292
[ Woman screams ]
481
00:20:24,326 --> 00:20:25,638
Was that Florence?
482
00:20:25,672 --> 00:20:26,915
She could be
in trouble.
483
00:20:26,949 --> 00:20:28,365
Come on!
484
00:20:28,399 --> 00:20:31,091
Jess. Wait!
485
00:20:31,126 --> 00:20:34,267
What the --
Wait for me!
486
00:20:34,302 --> 00:20:35,268
Wait!
487
00:20:35,303 --> 00:20:37,581
There's something
I need to tell you.
488
00:20:37,615 --> 00:20:38,961
Declan told me that --
489
00:20:38,996 --> 00:20:40,549
[ Gasping ]
490
00:20:40,584 --> 00:20:43,725
Wait for me!
491
00:20:43,759 --> 00:20:45,105
What happened?
492
00:20:45,140 --> 00:20:46,590
Jess:
They killed Steve.
493
00:20:46,624 --> 00:20:48,212
Oh, my God.
494
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:53,424
Holy shit.
495
00:20:53,459 --> 00:20:55,081
[ Laughs ]
496
00:20:55,115 --> 00:20:58,291
Game on, babies!
Chet's in The Hunt now!
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