Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,035 --> 00:00:02,416
Previously on "Wrecked"...
2
00:00:02,450 --> 00:00:03,727
I have feelings for you!I have feelings for you,
too!
3
00:00:05,867 --> 00:00:07,076
I'm going
to break you
4
00:00:07,110 --> 00:00:09,492
and watch you hunt
each other to the death.
5
00:00:09,526 --> 00:00:11,252
[ Electricity crackles ]Jess! No!
6
00:00:11,287 --> 00:00:14,393
-Where am I?
-Her brains are scrambled!
7
00:00:14,428 --> 00:00:15,739
She thinks she's in college.
8
00:00:15,774 --> 00:00:17,258
I can't be your wife.
9
00:00:17,293 --> 00:00:20,227
I guess today is the first day
of me trying to win you back.
10
00:00:21,435 --> 00:00:23,057
'Sup, Jess?
11
00:00:23,092 --> 00:00:24,748
Brought you a bucket of water.
12
00:00:24,783 --> 00:00:26,578
I thought you might
want to hydrate up
13
00:00:26,612 --> 00:00:29,063
before we all get around to
murdering each other tomorrow.
14
00:00:29,098 --> 00:00:31,755
Murder.
Why would I say murder?
15
00:00:31,790 --> 00:00:34,275
Oh, my God, Todd.
What is wrong with you?
16
00:00:34,310 --> 00:00:36,174
Just be Todd, all right?
17
00:00:36,208 --> 00:00:39,901
You're a boss and a pimp.
You got this, man.
18
00:00:39,936 --> 00:00:41,627
[ Exhaling sharply ]
19
00:00:41,662 --> 00:00:44,768
You and I both know you're
the key to getting out of here.
20
00:00:44,803 --> 00:00:47,219
Please, just tell me
how to use you.
21
00:00:47,254 --> 00:00:49,187
If you put it here,
this is where we can
22
00:00:49,221 --> 00:00:50,050
bounce over the wall.
23
00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:51,465
On a trampoline?Yeah.
24
00:00:51,499 --> 00:00:52,776
Where will we get one?That's where she comes in.
25
00:00:52,811 --> 00:00:54,261
So, is L.A.,
like, so crazy?
26
00:00:54,295 --> 00:00:56,953
Yeah, I guess.
[ Laughs ]
That's so crazy.
27
00:00:56,987 --> 00:00:59,369
[ Laughs ]
'Sup, Jess?
28
00:00:59,404 --> 00:01:02,062
Thought you might be thirsty,
so I brought you a bucket
29
00:01:02,096 --> 00:01:04,236
of water from
that weird pipe over there.
30
00:01:06,135 --> 00:01:07,826
Okay.
31
00:01:09,138 --> 00:01:10,794
You remember
anything yet?
32
00:01:10,829 --> 00:01:12,555
-Nope.
-Getting closer, though?
33
00:01:12,589 --> 00:01:14,384
No.
Why would you think that?
34
00:01:14,419 --> 00:01:16,835
Just thought I saw a little
twinkle in you eyes, that's all.
35
00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:18,423
[ Pops lips ]There's no twinkle.
36
00:01:18,457 --> 00:01:21,081
No twinkle.
Got it. Yep.
37
00:01:21,115 --> 00:01:23,669
Well, hey...
38
00:01:23,704 --> 00:01:26,672
let a homey know.
39
00:01:26,707 --> 00:01:28,467
Okay, bye.
40
00:01:28,502 --> 00:01:30,642
Thanks, Todd.
41
00:01:30,676 --> 00:01:31,953
Oh, I'd actually
like a cup of that water.
42
00:01:31,988 --> 00:01:33,127
Oh, my God, totally.
43
00:01:33,162 --> 00:01:34,784
You know, water's,
like, so basic,
44
00:01:34,818 --> 00:01:36,337
but it's still so good,
right?
45
00:01:36,372 --> 00:01:39,237
I think it's pretty important
to life, yeah.
46
00:01:39,271 --> 00:01:41,239
[ Laughs ]
47
00:01:41,273 --> 00:01:42,861
You're so funny.
48
00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:46,485
Okay. I mean, I guess
I'm sort of funny, yeah.
49
00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:48,798
Holy Mother of God.
50
00:01:48,832 --> 00:01:50,834
Jess has a boner for Pack.
51
00:01:50,869 --> 00:01:54,321
♪♪
52
00:01:54,355 --> 00:01:56,840
It seems like our only chance
to trounce these rich dicks
53
00:01:56,875 --> 00:01:58,359
is tomorrow at the Hunt.
54
00:01:58,394 --> 00:02:00,672
I don't see how,
unless we can find a way
55
00:02:00,706 --> 00:02:03,123
to deactivate
these bracelets.
56
00:02:03,157 --> 00:02:05,159
You don't think anyone's gonna
turn on each other, do you?
57
00:02:05,194 --> 00:02:08,473
No.
No, they won't.
58
00:02:08,507 --> 00:02:12,304
Not as long as the Dream Team
stays strong.
59
00:02:12,339 --> 00:02:14,306
We're the twisty tie
that holds
60
00:02:14,341 --> 00:02:16,343
this whole bag of bread
together.
61
00:02:16,377 --> 00:02:19,035
And as long as we don't get lost
on the countertops
62
00:02:19,069 --> 00:02:20,381
or chewed up by a dog
63
00:02:20,416 --> 00:02:23,557
or fall between the fridge
and the wall --
64
00:02:23,591 --> 00:02:26,007
What are you talking about?Yeah, you lost me
at the dog thing.
65
00:02:26,042 --> 00:02:28,182
Whoo, that one got away
from me there.
66
00:02:28,217 --> 00:02:29,839
[ Chuckling ]
Oh, I'm sorry, wow.
67
00:02:29,873 --> 00:02:31,151
Speeches are hard.
68
00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:32,704
You don't get
enough credit for that.
69
00:02:32,738 --> 00:02:33,843
Heads up.
70
00:02:33,877 --> 00:02:38,054
♪♪
71
00:02:38,088 --> 00:02:39,918
Tomorrow is the Hunt.
72
00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:43,887
Most of you will die,
some sooner than others.
73
00:02:43,922 --> 00:02:46,062
But Mr. Stanwick
is a gracious man.
74
00:02:46,096 --> 00:02:48,375
He has asked me
to take your order.
75
00:02:48,409 --> 00:02:49,514
What order?
76
00:02:49,548 --> 00:02:51,343
For your final meal.
77
00:02:51,378 --> 00:02:54,312
This may be the last time
you ever eat.
78
00:02:54,346 --> 00:02:56,866
Collectively,
you will choose one meal,
79
00:02:56,900 --> 00:02:58,695
which I will prepare.
80
00:02:58,730 --> 00:03:01,008
Anything your heart desires.
81
00:03:01,042 --> 00:03:03,769
So...what will it be?
82
00:03:05,702 --> 00:03:07,221
We should eat something.
83
00:03:07,256 --> 00:03:10,431
No point in depriving ourselves
of useful calories.
84
00:03:10,466 --> 00:03:11,605
Yeah, yeah, okay, um...
85
00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:13,020
What about pizza?
Everyone loves pizza, right?
86
00:03:13,054 --> 00:03:14,124
-Yeah.
-Oh, my God, yes.
87
00:03:14,159 --> 00:03:15,367
-Pizza.
-Okay.
88
00:03:15,402 --> 00:03:16,851
-I'm happy with pizza.
-Fine by me.
89
00:03:16,886 --> 00:03:18,094
As long as it's
got meat on it.
90
00:03:18,128 --> 00:03:19,854
-Yeah.
-Martha, can you do pizza?
91
00:03:19,889 --> 00:03:23,410
Can I top a flat piece of bread
with sauce and cheese?
92
00:03:23,444 --> 00:03:25,929
Yes, I think I can...
93
00:03:25,964 --> 00:03:27,517
"do" pizza.
94
00:03:27,552 --> 00:03:29,554
Oh, man, I love pizza!
95
00:03:29,588 --> 00:03:31,728
Shut up.
I love pizza.
96
00:03:31,763 --> 00:03:33,730
That's so crazy, though,
we like the same thing.I mean, everybody
kind of loves pizza.
97
00:03:33,765 --> 00:03:34,938
Wait!
98
00:03:34,973 --> 00:03:37,562
♪♪
99
00:03:37,596 --> 00:03:40,427
No pizza.
100
00:03:40,461 --> 00:03:41,428
Why not?
101
00:03:41,462 --> 00:03:44,120
Because it's...
102
00:03:44,154 --> 00:03:49,159
greasy and slimy
and soft.
103
00:03:49,194 --> 00:03:50,264
It sucks!
104
00:03:50,299 --> 00:03:51,921
Well, Todd,
you have a better idea?
105
00:03:51,955 --> 00:03:53,440
Oh, yeah, I do.
106
00:03:53,474 --> 00:03:56,063
Something that's actually
satisfying
107
00:03:56,097 --> 00:04:00,067
and badass,
like ribs.
108
00:04:00,101 --> 00:04:02,932
Yeah, big old slab
of baby-back ribs.
109
00:04:02,966 --> 00:04:04,278
Nom, nom, nom, nom.
110
00:04:04,313 --> 00:04:06,832
Okay. I'll have to fire up
the smoker.
111
00:04:06,867 --> 00:04:09,145
Fire up that smoker.I want a pizza,
but ribs is fine.
112
00:04:09,179 --> 00:04:10,284
-I like it.
-Ribs and sauces.
113
00:04:10,319 --> 00:04:13,770
Wait!
Not ribs, okay?
114
00:04:13,805 --> 00:04:16,842
At least with pizza,
I could pick the meat off.
115
00:04:16,877 --> 00:04:18,258
If we get to choose
our last meal,
116
00:04:18,292 --> 00:04:20,121
we can't just have
a slab of ribs.
117
00:04:20,156 --> 00:04:22,158
That's insane.
Why not?
118
00:04:22,192 --> 00:04:24,781
Red meat is terrible
for the environment, okay?
119
00:04:24,816 --> 00:04:30,028
And also, you know, goes without
saying -- meat is murder.
120
00:04:30,062 --> 00:04:31,443
[ All groaning ]
121
00:04:31,478 --> 00:04:32,927
-Boo!
-Boring!
122
00:04:32,962 --> 00:04:33,997
Karen:
I don't understand.
123
00:04:34,032 --> 00:04:35,620
Ever since we crashed,
124
00:04:35,654 --> 00:04:38,830
you've been sucking the boar
meat straight off the bone.
125
00:04:38,864 --> 00:04:41,142
I had no other choice.
I was starving.
126
00:04:41,177 --> 00:04:42,765
Oh, s-so you're
a hypocrite?
127
00:04:42,799 --> 00:04:44,422
[ Scoffs ]
I'm not a hypocrite.
128
00:04:44,456 --> 00:04:46,113
I value all life.
129
00:04:46,147 --> 00:04:47,770
Didn't you kill a dude
with a chili pepper?
130
00:04:47,804 --> 00:04:49,185
Okay, you know what?
131
00:04:49,219 --> 00:04:52,326
If I die tomorrow,
I die with my principles intact.
132
00:04:52,361 --> 00:04:55,329
I demand plant-based
foods only.
133
00:04:55,364 --> 00:04:56,986
-Ohh, man.
-That sounds horrible!
134
00:04:57,020 --> 00:04:58,194
I want a pizza!
135
00:04:58,228 --> 00:05:00,507
I'm a man.
I'm not a rabbit.
136
00:05:00,541 --> 00:05:02,681
Yeah, if I wanted to die
smelling veggie farts,
137
00:05:02,716 --> 00:05:05,339
I would've let that drifter
kill me in Portland, okay?
138
00:05:05,374 --> 00:05:08,825
No, no, no, no. We all need
at least 36 grams of protein.
139
00:05:08,860 --> 00:05:12,346
36 grams? Isn't that gonna
overload your circuit board?
140
00:05:12,381 --> 00:05:15,211
Enough!
Don't you see?
141
00:05:15,245 --> 00:05:17,662
This is just another one
of Declan's games.
142
00:05:17,696 --> 00:05:20,354
We're all just prawns
on his chest board.
143
00:05:20,389 --> 00:05:22,252
Ooh,
shrimp would be nice.
144
00:05:22,287 --> 00:05:25,532
The only way to beat Declan
is to just not play at all,
145
00:05:25,566 --> 00:05:28,224
which is why I think
we should hunger strike.
146
00:05:28,258 --> 00:05:30,191
Now, who's with me?
147
00:05:33,229 --> 00:05:36,197
No one? Not a single...
148
00:05:36,232 --> 00:05:38,027
Jess. Come on.
149
00:05:38,061 --> 00:05:39,891
We used to always team up
in the old days.
150
00:05:39,925 --> 00:05:41,513
-Really?
-Yeah.
151
00:05:41,548 --> 00:05:43,377
You probably can't remember
'cause of your mushy brain.
152
00:05:43,412 --> 00:05:44,896
Okay, that's rude.
Come on.
153
00:05:44,930 --> 00:05:47,036
Do not take
advantage of her.
154
00:05:47,070 --> 00:05:49,694
Whatever!
Enjoy your food, losers.
155
00:05:49,728 --> 00:05:52,731
Okay, listen up. We're clearly
not getting anywhere.
156
00:05:52,766 --> 00:05:55,285
Somebody needs to just make
a decision. I'll pick.
157
00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:57,253
I'm sorry,
who made you leader?
158
00:05:57,287 --> 00:05:58,565
[ Chuckling ] Okay, no --
159
00:05:58,599 --> 00:06:00,394
no one actually made me
the leader, right?
160
00:06:00,429 --> 00:06:02,431
But since no one else
ever steps up,
161
00:06:02,465 --> 00:06:05,226
here I am,
making the tough decisions.
162
00:06:05,261 --> 00:06:08,920
And I say we go with
a classic...steak dinner.
163
00:06:08,954 --> 00:06:10,853
Oh, great choice!
164
00:06:10,887 --> 00:06:13,407
It's a classic
for a reason.
165
00:06:13,442 --> 00:06:15,029
Uh, steak?
166
00:06:15,064 --> 00:06:16,721
Did you not hear
anything I just said?
167
00:06:16,755 --> 00:06:19,102
Yeah, but there's
gonna be a bunch of sides.
168
00:06:19,137 --> 00:06:20,310
You know what they say --
169
00:06:20,345 --> 00:06:22,071
with steak,
sides make the meal.
170
00:06:22,105 --> 00:06:23,590
Okay. Florence,
I can't please everybody.
171
00:06:23,624 --> 00:06:25,281
I'm not asking you
to please everyone.
172
00:06:25,315 --> 00:06:26,731
I'm asking you
to support me.
173
00:06:26,765 --> 00:06:28,629
Don't waste your time, bro.
174
00:06:28,664 --> 00:06:30,907
She's gonna get her brains
all scrambled, anyway,
175
00:06:30,942 --> 00:06:32,633
and leave you.
176
00:06:32,668 --> 00:06:34,255
They always do.
177
00:06:34,290 --> 00:06:35,567
Dude, seriously,
you need to chill out.
178
00:06:35,602 --> 00:06:36,948
I wasn't even
talking about you.
179
00:06:36,982 --> 00:06:40,434
[ Indistinct arguing ]
180
00:06:40,469 --> 00:06:41,953
-How do they always do it?
-They always do.
181
00:06:41,987 --> 00:06:43,264
Silence!
182
00:06:43,299 --> 00:06:45,991
[ Arguing stops ]
183
00:06:46,026 --> 00:06:49,132
What do you want?
184
00:06:49,167 --> 00:06:51,618
Pizza!A steak dinner
with a lot of sides.
185
00:06:51,652 --> 00:06:53,274
Olive tapenade.[ Indistinct shouting ]
186
00:06:53,309 --> 00:06:54,966
I like pizza, though.Both of us, because...
187
00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,625
Okay! You idiots have one hour
to decide what you're having.
188
00:06:58,659 --> 00:07:04,907
Otherwise,
you're eating PB&Js.
189
00:07:04,941 --> 00:07:06,149
-Okay. Yeah.
-Okay.
190
00:07:06,184 --> 00:07:07,427
That's actually
a pretty good idea.
191
00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:09,981
And it won't be
the fancy PB&Js
192
00:07:10,015 --> 00:07:11,638
with nice bread
and stuff.
193
00:07:11,672 --> 00:07:13,467
It'll be the shit ones
194
00:07:13,502 --> 00:07:17,678
with unsalted peanut butter
and not enough jelly.
195
00:07:17,713 --> 00:07:20,129
♪♪
196
00:07:22,856 --> 00:07:25,859
♪♪
197
00:07:25,893 --> 00:07:28,033
Okay.
Let's try this again.
198
00:07:28,068 --> 00:07:29,379
Sweet and sour pork --
199
00:07:29,414 --> 00:07:32,452
"love it," "hate it,"
or "eh, fine."
200
00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:33,763
Go.
201
00:07:33,798 --> 00:07:38,147
[ Indistinct talking ]
202
00:07:38,181 --> 00:07:41,012
And feel free to join me
in Hunger Strike Corner.
203
00:07:41,046 --> 00:07:42,185
Still plenty of room.
204
00:07:42,220 --> 00:07:43,221
-Be nice, okay?
-Wait!
205
00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:45,119
I want to use
my soft veto.
206
00:07:45,154 --> 00:07:47,777
Seriously?I'm sorry, but ever since
that LFO song,
207
00:07:47,812 --> 00:07:49,399
Chinese food
hasmade me sick.
208
00:07:49,434 --> 00:07:51,712
Okay, we've got one soft veto.
Anyone want to match?
209
00:07:51,747 --> 00:07:54,543
I'll match that.
I got you, babe.I'm not your babe.
210
00:07:54,577 --> 00:07:58,892
Then you leave me no choice
but to use my challenge.
211
00:07:58,926 --> 00:08:00,410
You can't challenge
a match.
212
00:08:00,445 --> 00:08:02,378
That's the whole point
of the match.
213
00:08:02,412 --> 00:08:05,070
Wait, but how many vetoes
can we use this round?
214
00:08:05,105 --> 00:08:08,073
Oh, my God. How many times
do I have to go over this?
215
00:08:08,108 --> 00:08:10,006
You get one hard veto
and two soft
216
00:08:10,041 --> 00:08:11,560
unless you successfully
challenge a block,
217
00:08:11,594 --> 00:08:13,251
in which case you get
an extra hard veto
218
00:08:13,285 --> 00:08:14,563
and the option
to zig a zag.
219
00:08:14,597 --> 00:08:17,082
It's not that difficult,
people! [ Laughs ]
220
00:08:17,117 --> 00:08:20,638
Soft veto, hard veto --
who gives a shit?
221
00:08:20,672 --> 00:08:25,021
What we should be talking about
is soft or hard tacos.
222
00:08:25,056 --> 00:08:27,576
Absolutely.
I want tacos!
223
00:08:27,610 --> 00:08:28,818
-Wait. What?
-Tacos.
224
00:08:28,853 --> 00:08:31,027
-Oh, man.
-You guys, I'm sorry.
225
00:08:31,062 --> 00:08:32,581
I got to super block tacos.
226
00:08:32,615 --> 00:08:34,237
-No!
-No!
227
00:08:34,272 --> 00:08:36,067
I don't want to have the runs
when we're on the run, okay?
228
00:08:36,101 --> 00:08:37,447
That is disgusting.
You're talking about poop.
229
00:08:37,482 --> 00:08:39,380
What kind of tacos
do you think we're eating?
230
00:08:39,415 --> 00:08:41,003
-Oh, I agree. Eww!
-All right!
231
00:08:41,037 --> 00:08:43,592
Let's just look at what we have
right now, okay?
232
00:08:43,626 --> 00:08:48,666
So far, the meal with the most
points is the turkey sandwich,
233
00:08:48,700 --> 00:08:52,946
in which everyone is an
"eh, fine," except for Pack.
234
00:08:52,980 --> 00:08:54,879
Come on, you guys want
to have a cold sandwich
235
00:08:54,913 --> 00:08:56,363
for your last meal ever?
236
00:08:56,397 --> 00:08:57,882
-Absolutely, we do.
-Sure.
237
00:08:57,916 --> 00:08:59,124
You know what? Fine.
238
00:08:59,159 --> 00:09:01,782
I'm starving,
so turkey sandwich it is.
239
00:09:01,817 --> 00:09:03,301
-Yay.
-[ Laughs ]
240
00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:05,614
Nope! Then I hate it.Oh, my God.
241
00:09:05,648 --> 00:09:06,960
-What?
-What?
242
00:09:06,994 --> 00:09:09,549
-What is happening?
-Okay, friend.
243
00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:13,483
You have been directly opposed
to Pack every vote.
244
00:09:13,518 --> 00:09:15,762
Erratic behavior
is an emotional cue.
245
00:09:15,796 --> 00:09:17,557
What is going on?
246
00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:20,042
♪♪
247
00:09:20,076 --> 00:09:23,148
All right, you want to know
what's going on? Fine.
248
00:09:23,183 --> 00:09:26,151
Pack is using
Jess' soupy brain
249
00:09:26,186 --> 00:09:28,982
to trick her into
having feelings for him.
250
00:09:29,016 --> 00:09:34,194
Oh, excuse me
for a minute.
251
00:09:35,540 --> 00:09:37,231
Do you have
feelings for me?What?
252
00:09:37,266 --> 00:09:40,062
I mean, it's, like, whatever.
Who cares?
253
00:09:40,096 --> 00:09:41,891
[ Laughs ] I mean,
do you like me or whatever?
254
00:09:41,926 --> 00:09:44,514
You see? The dude's trying to
steal her right in front of me.
255
00:09:44,549 --> 00:09:47,069
Well, technically,
isn't she kind of single?
256
00:09:47,103 --> 00:09:48,829
I mean, her memory's
still a bit --
257
00:09:48,864 --> 00:09:49,830
-No. No, she's not.
-Yeah.
258
00:09:49,865 --> 00:09:51,349
-Yes.
-Yeah.
259
00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:53,006
My wife is still in there.
I know it.Okay.
260
00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:56,319
Jess, at our Cruise-ifornication
Red Hot Chili Wedding,
261
00:09:56,354 --> 00:09:57,838
we made a sacred vow
to each other
262
00:09:57,873 --> 00:09:59,806
to always be partners --
263
00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:02,015
in life, love,
and Flip Cup...
264
00:10:02,049 --> 00:10:03,361
-What?
-Beer pong.
265
00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:05,674
No. Ididn't make a vow
to anyone.
266
00:10:05,708 --> 00:10:07,192
I don't even know you.
267
00:10:07,227 --> 00:10:08,642
All I know
is that you're a jerk
268
00:10:08,677 --> 00:10:10,195
and you smell
like my dad's friends.
269
00:10:10,230 --> 00:10:11,541
Okay, okay,
all right, all right, all right,
270
00:10:11,576 --> 00:10:13,682
all right,
all right, all right.
271
00:10:13,716 --> 00:10:16,512
Todd, listen, man, I'm really
sorry about what's happening.
272
00:10:16,546 --> 00:10:19,377
But...the heart wants
what the heart wants.
273
00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:20,827
Oh, you want to
start something, bro?!Let's do it!
274
00:10:20,861 --> 00:10:22,345
-Let's go!
-Come get me!
275
00:10:22,380 --> 00:10:24,106
-Come on. I'm coming.
-Come get -- I'm right here!
276
00:10:24,140 --> 00:10:25,694
No, you're not.I'm not going anywhere!
277
00:10:25,728 --> 00:10:27,281
You are, though.I'd never back down
from any man.
278
00:10:27,316 --> 00:10:28,869
You're backing down.
You're moving backwards.
279
00:10:28,904 --> 00:10:30,457
Oh, my God. Guys!
280
00:10:30,491 --> 00:10:33,184
I'd never move!Enough!
Save it for tomorrow.
281
00:10:33,218 --> 00:10:35,048
I'm sorry.
Save what for tomorrow?
282
00:10:35,082 --> 00:10:37,706
Because we're not hunting
each other, right?
283
00:10:37,740 --> 00:10:38,810
Listen.
284
00:10:38,845 --> 00:10:40,812
We may very well
band together
285
00:10:40,847 --> 00:10:42,572
and fight our way
off this island.
286
00:10:42,607 --> 00:10:44,782
But it's more likely we're gonna
crack under pressure
287
00:10:44,816 --> 00:10:46,059
and kill each other.
288
00:10:46,093 --> 00:10:47,647
-What!
-What are you talking about?!
289
00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:49,579
Either way,
we're gonna need fuel.
290
00:10:49,614 --> 00:10:51,236
So just pick a meal.
291
00:10:51,271 --> 00:10:54,688
So you think you could actually
kill us, your friends?
292
00:10:54,723 --> 00:10:56,069
No, Karen.
293
00:10:56,103 --> 00:10:58,692
Before you say anything,
I want you to take...
294
00:10:58,727 --> 00:11:00,004
Yes, I could....a beat!
295
00:11:00,038 --> 00:11:01,661
-Oh, my God!
-Take a beat, Karen!
296
00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:04,560
It's not even fair! She's like
the Wayne Gretzky of murder.
297
00:11:04,594 --> 00:11:06,148
And we don't even know
how to ice skate.
298
00:11:06,182 --> 00:11:07,874
We're just gonna
be flopping around
299
00:11:07,908 --> 00:11:09,082
with our cold dicks!
300
00:11:09,116 --> 00:11:10,911
How could you hunt us?
301
00:11:10,946 --> 00:11:12,430
Well,
it's very simple, really.
302
00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:14,812
I'll do anything to get back
to Anthony and the girls.
303
00:11:14,846 --> 00:11:16,261
What?
304
00:11:16,296 --> 00:11:18,401
Who are Anthony
and the girls?
305
00:11:18,436 --> 00:11:21,439
My husband and my daughters,
Lydia and Eleanor.
306
00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:23,717
♪♪
307
00:11:23,752 --> 00:11:25,374
You're straight?
308
00:11:25,408 --> 00:11:27,583
♪♪
309
00:11:27,617 --> 00:11:30,275
You have a family?!
310
00:11:30,310 --> 00:11:32,105
Of course.
I'm of breeding age.
311
00:11:32,139 --> 00:11:34,279
I can't believe this.
312
00:11:34,314 --> 00:11:36,730
We stuck our sex junk
into each other.
Ohh.
313
00:11:36,765 --> 00:11:38,042
-What?!
-So what?
314
00:11:38,076 --> 00:11:40,941
So what?!
You're married!
315
00:11:40,976 --> 00:11:42,874
You lied to me.
You're a liar.
316
00:11:42,909 --> 00:11:47,465
Like Jim Carrey in that movie --
"I Can't Stop Fibbing Man."
317
00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,881
What?Maybe it was
the New Zealand title.
318
00:11:49,916 --> 00:11:50,917
-Oh.
-Oh.
319
00:11:50,951 --> 00:11:52,746
Marriage is a holy commitment.
320
00:11:52,781 --> 00:11:55,128
Amen.You can't just
toss it aside
321
00:11:55,162 --> 00:11:56,785
like a dirty [bleep] rag.
322
00:11:56,819 --> 00:11:58,062
Amen?
323
00:11:58,096 --> 00:11:59,477
I would never have cheated
on my ex-wife
324
00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,203
when I was married
to her.
325
00:12:01,237 --> 00:12:02,894
Now I just feel
disgusting!
326
00:12:02,929 --> 00:12:04,275
Wait. You were married?
327
00:12:04,309 --> 00:12:05,655
Yes, I was married.
328
00:12:05,690 --> 00:12:07,243
Not that you'd care,
any of you,
329
00:12:07,278 --> 00:12:09,038
'cause none of you give a shit
about Steve!
330
00:12:09,073 --> 00:12:10,488
-Well, mm.
-Mm.
331
00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,559
First it's all,
"Oh, Steve's weird."
332
00:12:12,593 --> 00:12:15,148
Yeah.And then it's like,
"Oh, Steve's a murderer!"
333
00:12:15,182 --> 00:12:16,563
-You are, yeah.
-Yeah.
334
00:12:16,597 --> 00:12:18,738
And now, "Steve's
hunger strike is stupid!"
335
00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:23,087
Okay, pal. Just kind of relax,
'cause you're acting insane.
336
00:12:23,121 --> 00:12:25,503
Oh, this is insane, is it?
I don't think so.
337
00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:28,782
You haven't seen insane yet.
This is insane!
338
00:12:28,817 --> 00:12:31,233
Aaah! Whoo! Whoo!
339
00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:34,995
Hyyyah! Aaah!
340
00:12:35,030 --> 00:12:37,308
Caw! Caw!
341
00:12:37,342 --> 00:12:38,930
No, no, no, no!
342
00:12:38,965 --> 00:12:40,104
[ All shout ]
343
00:12:40,138 --> 00:12:42,071
Jess:
That was the clean one!
344
00:12:42,106 --> 00:12:44,694
Good night, sweethearts!
345
00:12:44,729 --> 00:12:45,661
[ Thumping ]
346
00:12:45,695 --> 00:12:47,663
Stop!
[ Breathing quickly ]
347
00:12:47,697 --> 00:12:48,837
You okay, Jess?
348
00:12:48,871 --> 00:12:50,804
No! I'm not okay.
349
00:12:50,839 --> 00:12:53,703
I just woke up on this island,
and I'm gonna die tomorrow,
350
00:12:53,738 --> 00:12:55,844
and now everyone
won't stop screaming.
351
00:12:55,878 --> 00:12:57,466
[ Crying ] I'm sorry.
352
00:12:57,500 --> 00:13:00,849
I'm just, like, really tired
and really hungry.
353
00:13:00,883 --> 00:13:02,091
You know what?
354
00:13:02,126 --> 00:13:03,679
After all Jess
has been through,
355
00:13:03,713 --> 00:13:05,198
maybe we should just
let her choose what to eat.
356
00:13:05,232 --> 00:13:07,545
Let her choose
what to eat, yep.
357
00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:09,789
I said it, too, so if you
thought that was sweet,
358
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,204
I was sweet, too.
359
00:13:11,238 --> 00:13:13,206
-That's a great idea, Pack.
-And Todd.
360
00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:15,587
Jess,
what do you want?
361
00:13:20,869 --> 00:13:24,355
Well...
362
00:13:24,389 --> 00:13:25,839
-What do you guys want?
-Oh, no.
363
00:13:25,874 --> 00:13:27,047
-Oh, no.
-I don't know!
364
00:13:27,082 --> 00:13:28,117
You have to pick it.
365
00:13:28,152 --> 00:13:29,498
Ugh, we were so close!
366
00:13:29,532 --> 00:13:31,880
Screw it! You know what?
I need comfort food.
367
00:13:31,914 --> 00:13:33,536
Let's just --
Let's just have
368
00:13:33,571 --> 00:13:35,228
the old classic oatmeal
and trout.
369
00:13:35,262 --> 00:13:36,643
-Oatmeal and trout?!
-Eww!
370
00:13:36,677 --> 00:13:38,300
How about --
How about chicken?
371
00:13:38,334 --> 00:13:40,060
Everybody loves chicken, right?
I'm sorry. Flo?
372
00:13:40,095 --> 00:13:42,960
Fine with me. I'm willing to
compromise just to finish this.
373
00:13:42,994 --> 00:13:45,721
All right, so, what kind
of chicken do we want?
374
00:13:45,755 --> 00:13:49,311
Do we want nuggs?
Do we want wings? Tikka masala?
375
00:13:49,345 --> 00:13:51,485
Let's keep it simple --
grilled chicken, huh?
376
00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:54,764
Oh, oh, what about fried, right?
Like Momofuku-good fried?
377
00:13:54,799 --> 00:13:55,904
-Mmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Yeah.
378
00:13:55,938 --> 00:13:57,008
One final vote.
379
00:13:57,043 --> 00:13:58,872
Grilled or fried chicken,
380
00:13:58,907 --> 00:14:00,322
and then we're done, okay?
381
00:14:00,356 --> 00:14:01,599
Owen, grilled or fried?
382
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:02,772
Whichever.
I don't care.
383
00:14:02,807 --> 00:14:04,602
You have to care.
It's for the vote.
384
00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:06,431
Just pick one.What does it matter?
385
00:14:06,466 --> 00:14:07,777
It's the same thing either way.
It's chicken.
386
00:14:07,812 --> 00:14:09,434
It's like Democrats
or Republicans.
387
00:14:09,469 --> 00:14:11,264
Democrats and Republicans
are not the same thing.
388
00:14:11,298 --> 00:14:14,094
Yeah, they are.Okay, guys, maybe we shouldn't
talk about politics?
389
00:14:14,129 --> 00:14:16,856
Either way, it's the upper class
that's ruling everything.
390
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,409
[ Chuckling ]
I mean, if you don't think
391
00:14:18,443 --> 00:14:19,893
that we're living
in an oligarchy,
392
00:14:19,928 --> 00:14:21,446
you need to wake up.
393
00:14:21,481 --> 00:14:24,760
So which way do you vote?Oh, I don't vote.
394
00:14:24,794 --> 00:14:25,865
What?!
395
00:14:29,316 --> 00:14:30,628
So, you've never voted,
like, ever?
396
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:32,906
Uh, no.
Not even for Obama?
397
00:14:32,941 --> 00:14:35,288
Oh, my God.
This is bonkers.
398
00:14:35,322 --> 00:14:36,876
You're bonkers!
This is crazy!
399
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,808
I really don't see
what the big deal is.
400
00:14:38,843 --> 00:14:39,879
Clearly you don't.
401
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,259
Okay,
even if the whole system
402
00:14:41,294 --> 00:14:42,882
wasn't rigged
for the banks --
403
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,435
which it is --
it's just one vote.
404
00:14:44,469 --> 00:14:46,230
It doesn't make a difference
either way.
405
00:14:46,264 --> 00:14:48,128
Every vote matters. That's
the whole point of democracy.
406
00:14:48,163 --> 00:14:49,785
Okay.
I have a question for you.
407
00:14:49,819 --> 00:14:52,581
Um, is it soft?
Is what soft?
408
00:14:52,615 --> 00:14:55,273
The wool that's been pulled
over your eyes!
409
00:14:55,308 --> 00:14:56,619
-Ohh!
-Ohh!
-Ohh!
410
00:14:56,654 --> 00:14:59,208
Okay, okay.
I vote we change the subject.
411
00:14:59,243 --> 00:15:01,452
Right, get it?
So, uh, chicken, huh?
412
00:15:01,486 --> 00:15:02,384
I love --
Shh!
413
00:15:02,418 --> 00:15:04,110
What about
local elections?
414
00:15:04,144 --> 00:15:06,802
Your one vote could decide
where your local taxes go.
415
00:15:06,836 --> 00:15:09,322
Have you thought about that,
or are you too selfish?
416
00:15:09,356 --> 00:15:11,911
Wrong again.
I don't pay local taxes.
417
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,395
Yes, you do. We all do.
418
00:15:13,429 --> 00:15:15,466
Not if you live
in a van.
419
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:20,402
♪♪
420
00:15:20,436 --> 00:15:22,956
You live in a van?
421
00:15:22,991 --> 00:15:25,062
Yeah, I do, okay?
422
00:15:25,096 --> 00:15:26,960
I was traveling so much
as a flight attendant,
423
00:15:26,995 --> 00:15:28,306
it's like,
why am I shelling out
424
00:15:28,341 --> 00:15:29,963
for an apartment
that I'm never in?
425
00:15:29,998 --> 00:15:33,933
With the van, I save money
on taxes and rent,
426
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:36,176
and I get to shower
at the airline gym.
427
00:15:36,211 --> 00:15:38,834
-Gross.
-Dude. You're homeless?
428
00:15:38,868 --> 00:15:40,836
No, I am a citizen
of the world.
429
00:15:40,870 --> 00:15:42,942
Who doesn't vote
and sleeps in a car.
430
00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:44,288
It's a van!
431
00:15:44,322 --> 00:15:46,773
This is just classic
white male privilege.
432
00:15:46,807 --> 00:15:49,983
Well, how about that classic
white meat chicken, right?
433
00:15:50,018 --> 00:15:52,089
Okay, if anyone here
is privileged, it's you.
434
00:15:52,123 --> 00:15:54,022
And don't get all high
and mighty with me
435
00:15:54,056 --> 00:15:55,989
just 'cause you voted
for "Obama bin Laden."
436
00:15:56,024 --> 00:15:57,266
-What?!
-Hello!
437
00:15:57,301 --> 00:15:59,337
Excuse me,
what are you talking about?
438
00:15:59,372 --> 00:16:01,995
Oh, crack a book.You know what?
I thought you were a good guy.
439
00:16:02,030 --> 00:16:03,686
But, apparently,
that's just Island Owen,
440
00:16:03,721 --> 00:16:07,552
because the real Owen from
back home is a friggin' dirtbag.
441
00:16:07,587 --> 00:16:09,865
Well, maybe you shouldn't be
with any Owen.
442
00:16:09,899 --> 00:16:11,694
Fine by me!
Fine by me!
443
00:16:11,729 --> 00:16:18,736
♪♪
444
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:22,188
[ Laughs ]
I can't believe this.
445
00:16:22,222 --> 00:16:24,190
I'm just glad I've got
somebody to talk to.
446
00:16:24,224 --> 00:16:27,020
I hear that,
and I hear you.
447
00:16:27,055 --> 00:16:28,573
[ Both laugh ]
448
00:16:28,608 --> 00:16:32,543
You know, I really thought that
Todd douche was gonna kill you.
449
00:16:32,577 --> 00:16:34,131
Yeah?
Yeah.
450
00:16:34,165 --> 00:16:35,408
I mean, he's not,
like, the biggest guy,
451
00:16:35,442 --> 00:16:37,375
but his arms
are pretty buffed.
452
00:16:37,410 --> 00:16:40,723
If he really got to the point
of raging out, yikes.
453
00:16:42,070 --> 00:16:43,761
But whatever.
Who cares about him?
454
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:45,038
[ Laughing ] Right.
Right?
455
00:16:45,073 --> 00:16:47,316
Who cares?
Mm-hmm.
456
00:16:47,351 --> 00:16:51,389
♪♪
457
00:16:51,424 --> 00:16:53,391
[ Spits ]
458
00:16:53,426 --> 00:16:56,394
♪♪
459
00:16:56,429 --> 00:16:58,051
Hey, man.
460
00:16:58,086 --> 00:17:01,399
People are starting
to turn on each other.
461
00:17:01,434 --> 00:17:03,677
You know what I think
they need?
462
00:17:03,712 --> 00:17:06,749
Classic Owen speech --
rally the troops, you know?
463
00:17:06,784 --> 00:17:08,027
[ Chuckles ]
You know what?
464
00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:10,374
I am done trying to lead
these people.
465
00:17:10,408 --> 00:17:12,721
If you want a speech, Danny,
you make it.
466
00:17:12,755 --> 00:17:17,967
♪♪
467
00:17:18,002 --> 00:17:19,900
Um.
468
00:17:19,935 --> 00:17:21,074
Hi, everyone.
469
00:17:21,109 --> 00:17:23,042
Can I get your attention,
please?
470
00:17:25,906 --> 00:17:28,771
Thank you.
471
00:17:28,806 --> 00:17:30,463
I know we're all
a bit freaked out
472
00:17:30,497 --> 00:17:35,433
with the whole Hunt
hanging over our heads,
473
00:17:35,468 --> 00:17:39,368
but we got to remember
that we are family,
474
00:17:39,403 --> 00:17:43,131
and every family
has its low moments,
475
00:17:43,165 --> 00:17:48,101
whether that's your parents
getting divorced
476
00:17:48,136 --> 00:17:51,656
or your sister
blowing up your dad
477
00:17:51,691 --> 00:17:53,382
with a golf cart.
478
00:17:53,417 --> 00:17:54,659
♪♪
479
00:17:54,694 --> 00:17:59,078
The point is,
instead of dwelling on the lows,
480
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,804
I'd rather focus
on the highs.
481
00:18:01,839 --> 00:18:07,327
Like the fact that we've all
made it this far together!
482
00:18:07,362 --> 00:18:09,812
You know, when we landed
on this island,
483
00:18:09,847 --> 00:18:11,952
I had a vision...
484
00:18:11,987 --> 00:18:15,646
of all of us
in the future.
485
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:18,821
It was like the end of one
of those "Fast & Furious" movies
486
00:18:18,856 --> 00:18:21,790
where you can tell that the crew
has been through some shit
487
00:18:21,824 --> 00:18:26,105
but they came out of it together
because they are a family.
488
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:29,038
Owen: Yeah,
but that's just a movie.
489
00:18:29,073 --> 00:18:30,626
And we're not a family.
490
00:18:30,661 --> 00:18:32,352
We're just a bunch
of strangers
491
00:18:32,387 --> 00:18:36,149
who had the shitty luck
of getting on the same plane.
492
00:18:36,184 --> 00:18:37,668
Maybe we werestrangers,
but --
493
00:18:37,702 --> 00:18:40,015
If we're not strangers,
what's my last name?
494
00:18:40,049 --> 00:18:42,017
♪♪
495
00:18:42,051 --> 00:18:44,019
Uhh.
496
00:18:44,053 --> 00:18:46,504
Owen...
497
00:18:46,539 --> 00:18:48,265
Wilson?
498
00:18:48,299 --> 00:18:51,060
You think that my name
is Owen Wilson,
499
00:18:51,095 --> 00:18:52,476
like the movie star?
500
00:18:52,510 --> 00:18:54,823
Wahlberg?
Wahlburger.
501
00:18:54,857 --> 00:18:56,307
Wallbanger.
502
00:18:56,342 --> 00:18:57,791
Owen Harvey Wallbanger.
503
00:18:57,826 --> 00:19:02,348
Hold up. Does anyone know
any of our last names?
504
00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:08,043
See?
505
00:19:08,077 --> 00:19:09,907
We're no one
to each other.
506
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:14,187
♪♪
507
00:19:14,222 --> 00:19:16,396
Martha: Dinner is served.
508
00:19:17,915 --> 00:19:19,744
We never settled
on anything.
509
00:19:19,779 --> 00:19:21,850
I did.
510
00:19:21,884 --> 00:19:23,369
And it's oatmeal and trout.
511
00:19:23,403 --> 00:19:24,887
Pack: Are you serious?
512
00:19:24,922 --> 00:19:26,095
-Ugh!
-Ugh!
513
00:19:26,130 --> 00:19:27,407
-What?
-Oatmeal and trout?
514
00:19:27,442 --> 00:19:29,754
You had her make oatmeal
and trout for all of us?
515
00:19:29,789 --> 00:19:32,654
Well, you heard Owen.
We're strangers.
516
00:19:32,688 --> 00:19:34,725
So screw you people.
517
00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:36,209
Every man for himself.
518
00:19:36,244 --> 00:19:38,211
The hell is wrong with you?
Nobody wants that!
519
00:19:38,246 --> 00:19:40,593
[ Indistinct yelling ]
520
00:19:40,627 --> 00:19:44,079
It's all we've got!
It's fine. Okay.
521
00:19:44,113 --> 00:19:45,805
♪♪
522
00:19:48,773 --> 00:19:52,225
[ Ominous music plays ]
523
00:19:52,260 --> 00:20:01,027
♪♪
524
00:20:01,061 --> 00:20:09,587
♪♪
525
00:20:09,622 --> 00:20:18,389
♪♪
526
00:20:18,424 --> 00:20:21,358
♪♪
527
00:20:21,392 --> 00:20:30,436
♪♪
528
00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:34,405
♪♪
529
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,476
[ Choir vocalizing ]
530
00:20:36,511 --> 00:20:43,587
♪♪
531
00:20:43,621 --> 00:20:50,732
♪♪
532
00:20:50,766 --> 00:20:55,564
♪♪
533
00:20:55,599 --> 00:20:58,153
[ Bird caws ]
38238
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
