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Wouldn't it be crazy
if this plane just --[ Screaming ]
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Last season on "Wrecked"...
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We're pirates, mother--[ Screaming ]
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They're gonna kill us!So we'll take 'em out
all at once.
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[ Groaning ][ Yells ]
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My friends and I
are going home.
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The pirates came here
on a cruise ship?
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-Me and Todd --
-We're getting married!
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I have feelings for you!
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I have feelings for you,
too!
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Luther?
Yes?
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Karen: Abandon ship!
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I thought
I was gonna die in here,
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but instead, I met you,
my new best friend.
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We got land![ All cheering ]
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We're alive!
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[ All cheering ]
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Luther!!
He stood on a land mine!
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[ All screaming ]
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♪♪
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[ Panting ]
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[ Gunshot ]
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[ Gunshot ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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What the hell?
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[ Arrow thuds ][ Grunts ]
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♪♪
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Oh, come on!
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[ Chuckles ] Whoo!
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Got him!
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What's that,
three years in a row?
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How did I do it?
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I wore the wrong boots.
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They're too tight.
I can't run in 'em, okay?!
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God damn it!
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Well, Errol,
how 'bout you?
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How's the, uh,
night-vision thing?
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Was that a big help?
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You know what, dude?
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You're being
a real bully, okay?
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Come on.Yeah, you are. You are.
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We're all here
having a good time,
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we all running through
the jungle like friends,
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and then all of a sudden
you're acting like a jerk.
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-A jerk?
-Yeah.
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-Is that what I'm being?
-Yeah, you're being a real jerk.
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Really?
You think that's fair?
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You think that
your jokes are funny.
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They're not funny.I'm not -- I'm just...
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[ Coughs ][ Indistinct arguing ]
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-I found it!
-Hold on. H-Hold on.
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This guy's trying to
say something.
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What is it?[ Weakly ] Go to hell.
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Okay, see, this is exactly why
we call you "Mumbles."
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You have to enunciate.
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[ Coughs, spits ]
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Uh...
Oh.
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[ Laughing ] Ew!Gross!
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That is gross.
Have some class.
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One day someone's gonna land
on this island
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and they're not gonna play
your games.
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No.
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They'll be smart and brave,
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and they'll kill you.
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Oh, yeah?
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And who might that be?
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[ Screaming ]
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Seriously?!
Can we not catch one break?!
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♪♪
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So, what? There could be
land mines anywhere?
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We don't know that.
It could've been just one --
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just one rogue land mine
washed up on the shore --
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[ All screaming ]
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Maybe it was just the two.
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[ Screaming ]
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Okay!
Everybody, stay where you are!
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We need to come up with a plan
to get off this beach.
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Well, I don't have one.
I was just --
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Okay, well, it just sounded like
you had a plan.
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Yeah, I just thought you'd have
some blowhard plan by now.
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I have a couple of seeds.
I'm just kind of --
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They're not really --
I'm thinking. I'm thinking.
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All right, I think it's pretty
obvious what needs to happen.
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Someone needs to walk
off the beach.
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And if, knock on wood,
that person makes it out alive,
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we use their footprints
to escape.
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But who goes?
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Listen -- there are only nine
of us left.
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The person with the least value
should go.
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Now, Jess,
you're great for morale.
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I think you're
an absolute delight.
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Aww. Karen.
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But physically,
you're a goddamn liability.
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You have virtually
no upper-body strength.
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-What?
-That's rough.
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Hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey!
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No one makes my wife walk
through a bunch of land mines.
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Thanks, babe.You got it, babe.
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Now,
if we're gonna choose,
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we're gonna choose fairly
and humanely.
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Nose goes.
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-Oh!
-Oh!
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Pack: Oh, it's Steve!
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Steve's got to go.
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Fair is fair.
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Someone tell Steve he's got
to walk off the beach,
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probably blow up.
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Florence?
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What?
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♪♪
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Steve?
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Hey, Steve!
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Whattya got there, bud?
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Luther's hand!
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Oh.
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Oh, no.
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I figured if -- if I can collect
enough of him,
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uh, we can fix him.
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There's a lot they can do
these days.
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They cloned that sheep.
So that'll probably work.
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Or there's that
Jonathan Depp movie
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where they uploaded his brain
into a Macintosh.
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Oh, my God.
You guys, he c-- he can't go.
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Look how sad he is.
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Hey! Old man Steve!
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We all played Nose goes
and we won and you lost!
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You got to walk your ass
off the beach
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so we can see
if you blow up, okay?!
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-What?!
-Yeah.
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-No!
-You lost the game, though.
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-You kind of have to.
-We played Nose goes.
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[ All shouting ]
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Okay, I have a plan.
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We do nothing.What?
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Somebody buried
these land mines, right?
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Someone is here.
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And that means
that somebody heard
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whoever that guy was explode,
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and that means
that they will come to us.
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But if no one comes, huh?
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What are we supposed to do here,
just starve?
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It may not look like much,
but this body
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takes some serious cals
to maintain,
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and Daddy's already
pretty hungry.
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Well, would Daddy rather
be pretty hungry,
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or would Daddy like to see
someone else
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blown into a fine mist?
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Huh? Which one?
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A hungry daddy.
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Okay.
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So then we wait.
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We wait.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Screams ]
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-I've got you!
-Aah!
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[ Indistinct conversations,
utensils clinking ]
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Now,
before everyone digs in,
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just remember,
we have to ration this food.
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We don't know when it is
that we'll eat again.
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I'm kidding![ Laughter ]
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I'm kidding!
We're not on the island anymore.
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We're obviously in the future --
some of us have mustaches.
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Ah! Yeah!
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Uh, Daniel Jr.!
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Other Daniel Jr.!
Come here.
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♪♪
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All right.
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Did I ever tell you boys about
the time that your Uncle Danny
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saved us from exploding?
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Hmm?
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There we were,
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trapped on a beach that
was filled with land mines,
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and no one knew what to do.
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But then your Uncle Danny --
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He just stood up,
and he walked off that beach.
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And he saved us.Mm-hmm.
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And do you know
how he did it?
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Hmm?
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He believed.
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♪♪
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Go wake your uncle up.
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Wake him up.
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Wake him up.
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Get up!
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Owen.
Owen, wake up.
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Hmm.
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I'm not afraid.
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I'm not afraid anymore.
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What?
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Hey, do you guys mind
speaking up?!
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I can't hear anything!
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They were so beautiful.
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Who?
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Your boys.
The Daniels.
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What are you talking about?
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[ Scope clicks ]
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♪♪
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Hey!
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Hey!!
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Come back here, you...
you weird bush!
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Y-You blew up
my best friend!
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You're not fooling anyone,
you bush!
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We're not gonna die,
not here.
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We just have to believe.
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Oh, Danny! Hey! Wait!
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-No! Oh.
-Danny! Danny!
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Click ]
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Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no!
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I stepped on a land mine!
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[ Sobs ]
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Idiot!
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I don't want to die!
I don't want to die!
I don't want to die!
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You!
You! This is your fault!
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You lied to me right
through your stupid mustache!
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What did you say to him?I didn't say anything.
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[ Danny groans ]
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Uh, guys, Steve is walking
right towards us.
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[ All shouting ]
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I saw someone
in the jungle.What?
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He ran off, but whoever it was,
he put these land mines down.
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He killed Luther.
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And I'm going after him.What?
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[ All shouting ]Oh, please stop walking!
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Sorry. Can I just --
I'm gonna have to...
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Can I just...
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[ Grunting ]
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Thank you.
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What do we do now?
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Find whoever the hell
Steve saw.
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If someone else is here,
maybe they can help Danny.
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Okay, you guys,
go after Steve.
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We'll wait here
with Danny.
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Single file!
Single file, you guys!
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-...the steps.
-Watch the...
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Yeah, you really bungled
that one.
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All right, you're good.
You'll make it.
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We love you, Danny.
Bye.
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If things get hairy, Danny might
want to take his own life.
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Here.
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-A switchblade.
-Yeah, big time.
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-Thank you, Chet.
-No, no. Thank you.
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♪♪
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They'll find help, right?
Steve's got this.
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Yeah, yeah.
Steve's totally got this.
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We're gonna have to save Danny
ourselves, aren't we?Yeah, I think so. We will.
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Yeah.
For sure.
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Easy. Just keep your foot
on that trigger.
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We're gonna get you
off this thing.
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I just got to think.
I got to...
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Think, Owen, think!
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Danny, why would you just
walk out here like that?
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It was stupid.
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I had a vision, all right?
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We were in the future,
all of us.
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We were
at this beautiful dinner.
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Owen's kids were there,
and -- and -- and --
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a-and he told them
that I saved us.
263
00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,711
Aww.
You saw our kids?
264
00:10:42,745 --> 00:10:45,058
Owen's kids.What's that, now?
265
00:10:45,092 --> 00:10:47,888
They were Owen's kids
with his wife, Gwen.
266
00:10:47,923 --> 00:10:50,201
She's real, real pretty.
267
00:10:50,235 --> 00:10:51,892
Did she look like me
at all?
268
00:10:51,927 --> 00:10:53,722
Let me think. No.
269
00:10:53,756 --> 00:10:56,483
[ Spandau Ballet's
"True" plays ]She was glowing --
270
00:10:56,517 --> 00:11:00,901
almost like she was pregnant,
but she wasn't.
271
00:11:00,936 --> 00:11:02,731
What?
Where was I?
272
00:11:02,765 --> 00:11:04,249
Oh, you were there.
273
00:11:04,284 --> 00:11:06,907
You were sitting
by the dessert table,
274
00:11:06,942 --> 00:11:11,049
glaring at everybody,
holding a mug of wine.
275
00:11:11,084 --> 00:11:13,742
[ Scoffs ]
Well, was I with anyone?
276
00:11:13,776 --> 00:11:16,089
Uh, kind of.
277
00:11:16,123 --> 00:11:19,092
I think his name
was "Dirty Craig."
278
00:11:19,126 --> 00:11:23,061
Or at least that's
what people called him.
279
00:11:23,096 --> 00:11:26,720
My husband's name
was "Dirty Craig"?
280
00:11:26,755 --> 00:11:27,928
[ Laughs ]
281
00:11:27,963 --> 00:11:30,034
Dirty Craig is not
the marryin' type.
282
00:11:30,068 --> 00:11:32,208
Dirty Craig is a dog.
283
00:11:32,243 --> 00:11:33,900
They don't call him
"Clean Craig."
284
00:11:33,934 --> 00:11:35,418
[ Laughs ]Okay, I got it. I got it.
285
00:11:35,453 --> 00:11:37,006
I got it. I got it.
Here's what we're gonna do --
286
00:11:37,041 --> 00:11:39,457
We are gonna dig a hole
around the land mine, right?
287
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,252
Then we're gonna
lift the mine up,
288
00:11:41,286 --> 00:11:44,186
and we're gonna wrap something
really tight around Danny's shoe
289
00:11:44,220 --> 00:11:46,602
and the mine,
keeping the trigger down, okay?
290
00:11:46,636 --> 00:11:50,951
Then Danny will very slowly
remove his foot from the shoe,
291
00:11:50,986 --> 00:11:54,230
leaving a land mine boot.
292
00:11:54,265 --> 00:11:56,750
We'll take that thing,
throw it away --
293
00:11:56,785 --> 00:11:59,926
Boom! --
Danny's saved.
294
00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:01,962
What do you think?
295
00:12:01,997 --> 00:12:04,620
No. Oh, my God, no.Are you mad at me?
296
00:12:04,654 --> 00:12:06,139
Do you want me to die?
297
00:12:06,173 --> 00:12:08,244
Okay, do you guys have
any ideas?
298
00:12:08,279 --> 00:12:12,317
Listen, I've seen every
action movie ever made.
299
00:12:12,352 --> 00:12:16,805
There's only one way to deal
with a bomb situation.
300
00:12:16,839 --> 00:12:18,599
We got to defuse it.
301
00:12:18,634 --> 00:12:23,328
♪♪
302
00:12:23,363 --> 00:12:26,400
[ Sniffs ]
303
00:12:26,435 --> 00:12:28,264
Karen: Steve, I don't see
any evidence of --
304
00:12:28,299 --> 00:12:30,784
Shh!
305
00:12:30,819 --> 00:12:32,061
He came through here.
306
00:12:32,096 --> 00:12:35,271
[ Dramatic music plays ]
307
00:12:35,306 --> 00:12:38,654
He was running. Panicked.
308
00:12:38,688 --> 00:12:40,311
♪♪
309
00:12:40,345 --> 00:12:41,519
Frantic.
310
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,279
He tripped...
311
00:12:43,314 --> 00:12:45,350
right into this bush.
312
00:12:45,385 --> 00:12:48,491
He laid here, terrified
of the one man on this island
313
00:12:48,526 --> 00:12:50,804
that was capable
of killing him...
314
00:12:50,839 --> 00:12:52,495
"Steve."
315
00:12:52,530 --> 00:12:54,670
Steve.
316
00:12:54,704 --> 00:12:57,086
That's when he shit
his bush pants.
317
00:12:57,121 --> 00:12:58,363
His what?
318
00:12:58,398 --> 00:12:59,813
-Bush pants.
-What are "bush pants"?
319
00:12:59,848 --> 00:13:04,128
Imagine a pair of pants,
and then imagine two bushes.
320
00:13:04,162 --> 00:13:06,647
Now, get rid of the pants
from your memory,
321
00:13:06,682 --> 00:13:09,374
reposition those bushes
where your pants would be,
322
00:13:09,409 --> 00:13:13,102
so he's wearing two --
two bushes.
323
00:13:13,137 --> 00:13:14,379
Bush pants.
324
00:13:14,414 --> 00:13:15,829
I thought you said he was
wearing a suit.
325
00:13:15,864 --> 00:13:18,798
A bush suit! Yeah!
326
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:22,180
Made out of
twigs and bushes!
327
00:13:22,215 --> 00:13:24,148
Nature! Nature wear!
328
00:13:24,182 --> 00:13:26,529
Jesus,
just keep up with me!
329
00:13:26,564 --> 00:13:28,980
Come on.
330
00:13:29,015 --> 00:13:31,362
Are we sure Steve actually
saw someone?
331
00:13:31,396 --> 00:13:33,226
No.
No, we are not.
332
00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:35,711
Okay.
333
00:13:35,745 --> 00:13:38,403
Uh, you guys go ahead.
I'll catch up.
334
00:13:38,438 --> 00:13:40,336
I gotta pee with my penis.
335
00:13:42,545 --> 00:13:45,479
♪♪
336
00:13:45,514 --> 00:13:47,585
Oh, my God.
337
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:50,588
[ Laughs ]
338
00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:57,526
♪♪
339
00:13:57,560 --> 00:14:00,598
[ Laughing ]
You're stupid assholes.
340
00:14:03,601 --> 00:14:05,914
Okay. Now there's always
some type of access
panel on the side.
341
00:14:05,948 --> 00:14:07,363
Do you see a panel?
342
00:14:07,398 --> 00:14:09,262
Um...
343
00:14:09,296 --> 00:14:11,505
yeah, actually.
344
00:14:11,540 --> 00:14:13,922
I take it it's fastened with,
what, four screws,
345
00:14:13,956 --> 00:14:17,063
all flathead,
one in each corner?
346
00:14:17,097 --> 00:14:19,030
Yeah.
That's exactly right.
347
00:14:19,065 --> 00:14:20,894
How many action movies
have you seen?
348
00:14:20,929 --> 00:14:22,516
All of them.
349
00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:25,174
Now, we need to something
to unscrew it with.
350
00:14:25,209 --> 00:14:29,109
♪♪
351
00:14:29,144 --> 00:14:30,421
I'll do it.
352
00:14:30,455 --> 00:14:36,082
♪♪
353
00:14:36,116 --> 00:14:39,119
Easy.
I got it.
354
00:14:40,327 --> 00:14:42,640
Easy.
I got it!
355
00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:46,126
Sorry I've got these sweaty
little sausage fingers
356
00:14:46,161 --> 00:14:49,302
and not delicate fairy hands
like Gwen.
357
00:14:49,336 --> 00:14:50,406
Who?
358
00:14:50,441 --> 00:14:53,237
Gwen! You wife?
From Danny's dream?
359
00:14:53,271 --> 00:14:54,963
That's a dream.
I don't even know a Gwen.
360
00:14:54,997 --> 00:14:57,275
You know her well enough
to put two kids in her, okay?
361
00:14:57,310 --> 00:14:58,898
Is this really a conversation
that we're having?
362
00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,278
Yeah, it is.I don't even know
what you're talking about.
363
00:15:00,313 --> 00:15:01,314
It hurt my feelings.Guys, guys.
364
00:15:01,348 --> 00:15:02,591
I'm standing on a bomb.
365
00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:04,834
Sorry. Okay. Go ahead.Sorry.
366
00:15:04,869 --> 00:15:06,595
All right. Now, once you get
that panel off,
367
00:15:06,629 --> 00:15:09,253
you're gonna see three wires --
red, blue, and green.
368
00:15:09,287 --> 00:15:11,496
You're gonna want to cut
the red wire.
369
00:15:11,531 --> 00:15:14,672
Alwayscut the red wire.
Got it?
370
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:23,715
♪♪
371
00:15:28,203 --> 00:15:29,859
We're closing in.
372
00:15:29,894 --> 00:15:30,999
Oh, my God. Again?
373
00:15:31,033 --> 00:15:32,310
Todd: Enough!
374
00:15:32,345 --> 00:15:35,175
Steve, we've been out here
for hours.
375
00:15:35,210 --> 00:15:37,695
What are you doing?
376
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:38,799
I'm tracking.
377
00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:41,250
No, you're not.
You're licking sticks.
378
00:15:41,285 --> 00:15:44,667
Dude, face it --
there's no one out here.
379
00:15:44,702 --> 00:15:46,290
I know what I saw.
380
00:15:46,324 --> 00:15:49,293
I saw a man,
and that man was a bush.
381
00:15:49,327 --> 00:15:51,881
Oh, it must have been
me, 'cause, here,
look, I'm in a bush.
382
00:15:51,916 --> 00:15:54,367
[ Mockingly ] Oh, ho,
I'm the guy that Steve saw.
383
00:15:54,401 --> 00:15:55,885
Karen:
If we want to help Danny,
384
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,681
the best way to find someone
is to get to high ground.
385
00:15:58,716 --> 00:16:01,029
I got to agree with Karen
on this one.
386
00:16:01,063 --> 00:16:03,824
Okay,
priority one is Danny.
387
00:16:03,859 --> 00:16:06,448
Look, guys, if we're not
looking out for each other,
388
00:16:06,482 --> 00:16:08,553
if we're not helping
one another,
389
00:16:08,588 --> 00:16:11,522
then what are we even doing,
you know?
390
00:16:11,556 --> 00:16:14,145
Did you
just eat something?
391
00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:15,388
What?
392
00:16:15,422 --> 00:16:17,562
Did I --
Did I eat something?
393
00:16:17,597 --> 00:16:19,668
Really?
You think that I got food
394
00:16:19,702 --> 00:16:23,051
and just wouldn't bring it back
and share it with you guys?
395
00:16:23,085 --> 00:16:24,845
Wow.
396
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:26,226
You know what, Karen?
397
00:16:26,261 --> 00:16:28,021
Go [bleep] yourself
398
00:16:28,056 --> 00:16:30,541
for thinking I would ever turn
my back on my best friends!
399
00:16:30,575 --> 00:16:33,268
You've got berry stains
all over your mouth.
400
00:16:37,927 --> 00:16:40,033
There just wasn't enough
to share, okay, you guys?
401
00:16:40,068 --> 00:16:41,517
[ All groaning ]You shit.
402
00:16:41,552 --> 00:16:43,071
-Are you kidding me?
-You guys should be thanking me,
403
00:16:43,105 --> 00:16:46,488
okay, 'cause these berries
are making me feel very weird.
404
00:16:46,522 --> 00:16:47,868
I mean, my hands
are all sweaty,
405
00:16:47,903 --> 00:16:49,698
and my entire body's
getting chills --
406
00:16:49,732 --> 00:16:50,940
Enough!
407
00:16:50,975 --> 00:16:53,564
This is the waste of time.
408
00:16:53,598 --> 00:16:54,772
The Bush Man's getting away.
409
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:57,085
There's no one out here![ Rustling ]
410
00:16:57,119 --> 00:16:58,500
[ Hushed ]
There's someone here.
411
00:16:58,534 --> 00:17:00,329
[ Hushed ] I told you so,
you flabby piece of shit.
412
00:17:00,364 --> 00:17:02,883
[ Hushed ] Shut up,
you Kiwi turd.Shh!
413
00:17:02,918 --> 00:17:05,265
♪♪
414
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:08,717
[ Growls ]
415
00:17:08,751 --> 00:17:11,444
Okay, well, are there
any other shades of red
416
00:17:11,478 --> 00:17:13,446
like a "fire truck"
or a "merlot"?
417
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:14,861
No, dude.
They're all the same color red,
418
00:17:14,895 --> 00:17:16,449
and there's like
a hundred of them.
419
00:17:16,483 --> 00:17:18,278
Okay.
420
00:17:18,313 --> 00:17:20,108
Okay. Pick one.
421
00:17:20,142 --> 00:17:21,385
What?
What? No way.
422
00:17:21,419 --> 00:17:22,800
Just pick a wire
and cut it.
423
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:24,560
I'm not gonna randomly
just pick a wire.
424
00:17:24,595 --> 00:17:25,906
Pick a wire! Do it!
425
00:17:25,941 --> 00:17:27,874
Pick a wire right now, Owen!
Get in there!
426
00:17:27,908 --> 00:17:29,462
Okay, fine!
I'll just pick one.
427
00:17:29,496 --> 00:17:31,119
And if your leg blows up --Why are we all yelling?!
428
00:17:31,153 --> 00:17:33,500
Just pick a wire! Come on!
Do it! Now!I'll pick a wire!
429
00:17:35,606 --> 00:17:38,126
[ Laughs ] Oh!
Yes! Yes!
430
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,817
It worked!We did it!
431
00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:41,888
Oh!
[ Laughs ]
432
00:17:41,922 --> 00:17:44,063
[ Mine beeping ]
433
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:46,030
Oh. Hey.Why is it beeping?
434
00:17:49,516 --> 00:17:51,415
You two get out of here.
Go!
435
00:17:51,449 --> 00:17:53,313
No. We're not gonna
leave you here, man.
436
00:17:53,348 --> 00:17:55,212
Just go!
Don't you get it?
437
00:17:55,246 --> 00:17:56,937
I never liked you.
What?
438
00:17:56,972 --> 00:17:58,974
You're a nerd, a dork.
439
00:17:59,008 --> 00:18:01,632
I only hung out with you because
I felt bad for you, dweeb.
440
00:18:01,666 --> 00:18:03,772
Okay, I see
what you're doing.
Oh, do you?
441
00:18:03,806 --> 00:18:07,327
Because you're so smart with
your flight attendant degree?
442
00:18:07,362 --> 00:18:09,018
Did you even finish school,
you loser?
443
00:18:09,053 --> 00:18:11,331
Hey, easy!
Okay, sorry.
That got mean.
444
00:18:11,366 --> 00:18:12,988
Listen, I'm not gonna
leave you.
445
00:18:13,022 --> 00:18:14,817
[ Beeping continues ]
446
00:18:14,852 --> 00:18:17,441
I was so stupid
walking up here.
447
00:18:17,475 --> 00:18:19,167
Why did I think
I could save everybody?
448
00:18:19,201 --> 00:18:20,582
At least you tried.
449
00:18:20,616 --> 00:18:23,688
I mean, I suggested that
we literally do nothing.
450
00:18:23,723 --> 00:18:25,690
And now I'm all worked up
because I feel like
451
00:18:25,725 --> 00:18:27,313
I'm gonna lose
you two guys,
452
00:18:27,347 --> 00:18:29,315
and then it's just gonna be
me and the --
453
00:18:29,349 --> 00:18:32,421
I mean, let's just be honest --
freaks.
454
00:18:32,456 --> 00:18:35,183
I just...
455
00:18:35,217 --> 00:18:36,874
I love you guys.
456
00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:39,187
♪♪
457
00:18:39,221 --> 00:18:40,705
No.
458
00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:42,535
We're not gonna die here.
459
00:18:42,569 --> 00:18:44,192
What are you
talking about?
460
00:18:44,226 --> 00:18:47,195
I'm talking
about land mine boot.
461
00:18:47,229 --> 00:18:48,989
[ Growls ]
462
00:18:49,024 --> 00:18:51,544
Gorillas aren't
aggressive, right?
463
00:18:51,578 --> 00:18:55,720
Nah. Nah, nah.
Monkeys are chill like humes.
464
00:18:55,755 --> 00:18:59,068
Okay? We just be calm and
they're happy to just be c--
465
00:18:59,103 --> 00:19:01,726
[ Snarls ][ All shouting ]
466
00:19:01,761 --> 00:19:06,214
♪♪
467
00:19:06,248 --> 00:19:07,732
Into the trees!
468
00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:11,667
[ All shouting ]
469
00:19:11,702 --> 00:19:14,187
Pack:
I'm gonna get eaten!
470
00:19:14,222 --> 00:19:16,638
Ah, come on! Help me!
471
00:19:16,672 --> 00:19:17,915
Help me up!
Get up!
472
00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:19,227
Help me!
473
00:19:19,261 --> 00:19:21,470
Oh, God, why is your hand
so sweaty?
474
00:19:21,505 --> 00:19:23,334
It's the berries!
I feel insane!
475
00:19:23,369 --> 00:19:24,508
Jump higher!
476
00:19:24,542 --> 00:19:26,234
I can't!
My legs are jelly!
477
00:19:26,268 --> 00:19:27,890
[ Growls ]
478
00:19:27,925 --> 00:19:29,168
Oh, shit.
479
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:31,549
[ Screams ]
480
00:19:31,584 --> 00:19:34,103
[ Dramatic music plays ]
481
00:19:34,138 --> 00:19:43,182
♪♪
482
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:52,225
♪♪
483
00:19:52,260 --> 00:19:53,433
[ Mine beeps rapidly ]
484
00:19:53,468 --> 00:19:55,055
What do we do now?Throw it!
485
00:19:55,090 --> 00:19:56,954
♪♪
486
00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:58,127
[ Shouts ]
487
00:19:58,162 --> 00:20:00,958
[ Screaming ]
488
00:20:07,275 --> 00:20:11,624
You could have thrown that
literally anywhere else.
489
00:20:14,178 --> 00:20:17,630
♪♪
490
00:20:17,664 --> 00:20:19,218
[ Screams, whimpers ]
491
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:20,805
I saw his balls.
492
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,221
[ Growls ]
493
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:23,981
Oh, God.
This is all my fault.
494
00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:26,086
Maybe I just wanted
to see someone
495
00:20:26,121 --> 00:20:27,709
to make sense
of Luther's death.
496
00:20:27,743 --> 00:20:32,161
You knew the guy for six hours.
Why do you even care?!
497
00:20:32,196 --> 00:20:34,233
'Cause you guys just
tolerate me, all right?
498
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:38,167
Luther --
he actually liked me.
499
00:20:38,202 --> 00:20:41,240
[ Sighs ] No.
Steve, we like you, okay?
500
00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:42,724
You're one of us.
501
00:20:42,758 --> 00:20:44,415
Really?
502
00:20:44,450 --> 00:20:46,175
Yeah.
503
00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:47,901
What do you like
about me?
504
00:20:47,936 --> 00:20:51,250
Oh, my God.Uh...your hair.
505
00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:52,389
Yeah.
Yeah.
506
00:20:52,423 --> 00:20:55,184
Oh, that's a good one.
Todd?
507
00:20:55,219 --> 00:20:58,291
You're funny, I guess.
508
00:20:58,326 --> 00:21:01,984
[ Chuckles ]
Yeah. I'm pretty funny.
509
00:21:02,019 --> 00:21:03,296
What about you, Karen?
510
00:21:03,331 --> 00:21:05,678
Easy. You got an ass
that won't quit.
511
00:21:05,712 --> 00:21:07,473
[ Gorilla growls ]
512
00:21:07,507 --> 00:21:11,028
Oh, God.
It's coming right at me!
513
00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:12,201
[ Growls ]
514
00:21:12,236 --> 00:21:14,169
I can fix this!
515
00:21:15,619 --> 00:21:16,758
Oh, my God.
516
00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:18,415
Hey!
517
00:21:18,449 --> 00:21:20,451
Take a chomp
on this perfect ass!
518
00:21:20,486 --> 00:21:23,937
[ Snarls ][ Screams ]
519
00:21:23,972 --> 00:21:27,216
[ Gunshot ]
520
00:21:27,251 --> 00:21:33,153
♪♪
521
00:21:33,188 --> 00:21:39,332
♪♪
522
00:21:39,367 --> 00:21:42,335
Hello, there.
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