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(TOMMY VOICE-OVER):
LAST TIME ON 3RD ROCK FROM THE
SUN...
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YOU KNOW, I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING INTERESTING
ABOUT TWINS--
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INCOMING MESSAGE
FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD.
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THE BIG GIANT HEAD
IS TELLING YOU
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THE MISSION IS OVER.
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NO!
OVER?
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TRANSMISSION ENDING
IN 3, 2, 1.
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AH-CHOO!
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WHAT DO THEY MEAN
OUR MISSION'S CANCELED?
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DISCARDED LIKE
A LEMON RIND
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OR SOME KIND OF HAT
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THAT PEOPLE DON'T LIKE
TO WEAR ANYMORE.
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WELL, GUESS WHAT?
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THOSE HATS COME BACK
INTO STYLE!
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AND YOU WISH
YOU STILL HAD 'EM.
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YOU DO. YOU DO!
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CANCELED? I WAS
ABOUT TO BECOME
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VERY ATTRACTIVE
TO GIRLS OVER 12.
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THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING.
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THIS IS HORRIBLE.
HOW AM I GONNA LEAVE MARY?
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SHE'S EVERYTHING TO ME.
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I'M GONNA ASK HER TO COME.
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OH!
NO!
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YOU CAN'T BRING HER.
SHE'D BE CLASSIFIED
AS CONTRABAND.
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YEAH, IF I CAN'T BRING
SALTWATER TAFFY,
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YOU CAN'T BRING ALBRIGHT.
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BUT HOW CAN I
LIVE WITHOUT HER?
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OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS.
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WHAT AM I GONNA DO
ABOUT DON?
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I CAN'T LEAVE HIM
THE PATHETIC,
MUFFIN-MAKING MESS
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THAT HE IS.
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AH, PIPE DOWN.
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YOU KNEW THE MISSION
WAS GONNA END.
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NOW IT'S ENDING.
GET IT TOGETHER.
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OK, SEE?
HERE IT COMES.
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS
GET LIKE THIS
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WHEN MISSIONS
COME TO AN END?
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YEAH.
GOOD-BYE, TEENAGER.
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HELLO, CROTCHETY OLD MAN.
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AH...
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GET YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
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HEY! YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IF WE HAVE TO LEAVE
ON SATURDAY ANYWAY,
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WE MIGHT AS WELL HAVE
A BIG GOING-AWAY PARTY.
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HARRY, THAT IS
A GREAT IDEA.
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IT WILL GIVE US A CHANCE
TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
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RIGHT. "GOOD-BYE HUMANS,
WE'RE GOING BACK
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TO OUR HOME PLANET
IN OUTER SPACE."
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THEN THEY CAN DISSECT
US ON THE TARMAC.
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WE'LL HAVE A PARTY.
A PARTY WITH A SPACE THEME.
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OH, THAT'S NOT ANNOYING.
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AND PEOPLE WILL BE
ENCOURAGED
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TO GET THEIR SWERVE ON.
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EXACTLY.
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OH, THAT REMINDS ME.
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WE'RE GONNA NEED
A DESIGNATED DRIVER
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FOR THE FLIGHT HOME.
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NOT IT!
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NOT IT.
NOT IT.
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DAMN.
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HEY, SALLY.
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HEY, DON.
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I'M ON MY WAY
TO TURN IN MY STUFF
DOWN AT THE STATION,
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AND I WANTED YOU
TO BE THE FIRST
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TO TRY MY BRAND-NEW,
WORLD-FAMOUS...
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BANANA BREAD
MUFFINS!
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OH.
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IT'S--IT'S BIG.
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I COULDN'T FIND
THOSE LITTLE
CUPCAKE PAPERS,
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SO I HAD TO USE
COFFEE FILTERS.
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OH, MY GOD, DON.
PLEASE BECOME A COP AGAIN.
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NO WAY.
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I'M NOT CUT OUT
FOR THAT LIFE.
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I'M FRAGILE.
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I'M GONNA LET YOU IN
ON A LITTLE SECRET...
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YOU KNOW HOW I'VE WON
EVERY LUMBERJACK COMPETITION
I'VE EVER BEEN IN
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WITHOUT ANY PREVIOUS
LUMBERJACKING EXPERIENCE?
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YEAH.
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AND REMEMBER THAT TIME
I SHOWED YOU HOW TO MAKE
A CANNON OUT OF A COCONUT?
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YEAH.
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OK, WELL...
[CLEARS THROAT]
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I'M A HIGHLY TRAINED SECURITY
AND WEAPONS SPECIALIST.
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YOU ARE?
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NO.
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OH, YES.
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WOW, SALLY.
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ANY TIME I'VE TAKEN
MY GUN APART, I HAD
TO BUY A NEW GUN.
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WHAT ARE YOU, LIKE,
WITH THE FEDS
OR SOMETHING?
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SOMETHING LIKE THAT,
BUT A LITTLE BIT BIGGER.
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INTERPOL?
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I'VE BEEN UNDERCOVER
HERE FOR YEARS.
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I CAN'T TELL YOU
MY MISSION--
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IT WILL PUT YOU
IN JEOPARDY--
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BUT WHAT YOU JUST SAW
ME DO TO THAT GUN,
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I'M GONNA DO TO YOU.
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I'VE GOT SCIATICA.
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DON, I'M GONNA REBUILD YOU FROM
THE GROUND UP
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MAKE YOU BETTER, FASTER,
STRONGER THAN YOU EVER BEEN
BEFORE
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WHY?
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'CAUSE I LOVE YOU, DONNY.
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'CAUSE I LOVE YOU.
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DID YOU FINISH
THE PARTY PLAN?
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OH, YEAH.
CHECK IT OUT...
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WHAT IS THIS?
WHAT?
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"MUSIC: AM RADIO"?
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"FOOD:
FANCY MIXED NUTS"?
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"PAPER NAPKINS:
QUESTION MARK"?
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THIS IS
PATHETIC, MAN.
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IF WE HAVE
TO THROW A PARTY,
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LET'S AT LEAST
DO IT RIGHT.
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DUDE, WE ARE BROKE.
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WE HAVE BEEN BROKE
FOR 6 YEARS.
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OK.
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WE'LL CHARGE IT.
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MAX OUT
OUR CREDIT CARDS.
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WHOA, WE CAN DO THAT?
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YEAH,
BY THE TIME THEY
SEND US THE BILL,
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WE'LL BE IN ANOTHER
GALAXY 30 TRILLION
MILES AWAY.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHY EVERYBODY
DOESN'T DO THAT.
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[PUMP IT UP
BY ELVIS COSTELLO PLAYING]
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* I'VE BEEN
A TENTER HOOKS *
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* ENDING IN DIRTY LOOKS
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* LISTEN TO THE MUZAK,
THINKIN' 'BOUT THIS AND THAT *
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* SHE SAID THAT'S THAT
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* I DON'T WANT
TO CHITTER CHAT *
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[GUNSHOT]
[CAT YOWLS]
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* TURN IT DOWN FLAT
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* PUMP IT UP, WHEN YOU
DON'T REALLY NEED IT *
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* PUMP IT UP, UNTIL
YOU CAN FEEL IT *
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* DOWN IN
THE PLEASURE CENTER *
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* HELL BENT OR HEAVEN SENT
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* LISTEN TO THE PROPAGANDA
LISTEN TO THE LATEST SLANDER *
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* THERE'S NOTHING
UNDERHAND *
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* THAT SHE WOULDN'T
UNDERSTAND *
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* PUMP IT UP, UNTIL
YOU CAN FEEL IT *
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* PUMP IT UP, WHEN YOU
DON'T REALLY NEED IT *
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* HEY!
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ALL RIGHT, DON.
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CHOOSE.
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MUFFIN...
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OR GUN?
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WHO ARE YOU, DON?
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ARE YOU A COP...
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OR ARE YOU A MUFFINEER?
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I'M A COP!
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I'M A COP
WHO WANTS A MUFFIN.
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AND THE STUDENT
BECOMES THE MASTER.
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WHEN WE WERE FIRST HERE,
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I USED TO COME
TO THE PLANETARIUM
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WHENEVER I FELT
HOME SICK.
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AWW.
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WHICH ONE'S YOURS?
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MINE?
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YEAH.
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YOU SEE THE LITTLE
BRIGHT ONE DOWN
BY THE HORIZON?
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THAT'S HOME.
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NICE, HUH?
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YEAH.
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I WISH I COULD
SEE IT UP CLOSE.
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HOW'S SATURDAY...
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AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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WHAT?
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MARY,
THE MISSION'S OVER.
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I HAVE TO GO BACK.
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FIRST YOU TELL ME
YOU'RE AN ALIEN,
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AND THEN 2 DAYS LATER YOU
TELL ME YOU'RE LEAVING EARTH?
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I DIDN'T SAY
FOREVER.
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OH, SO YOU CAN COME BACK?
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NO, IT'S FOREVER.
OH!
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COME WITH ME.
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I LOVE YOU.
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OH, I LOVE YOU,
TOO, BUT...
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TO SPEND
THE REST OF MY LIFE
ON ANOTHER PLANET?
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MARY, DO YOU REALLY
WANT TO START
DATING AGAIN?
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ESPECIALLY
AT YOUR AGE?
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SATURDAY, HUH?
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OK, I'LL DO IT!
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THIS PLACE
LOOKS PRETTY
GOOD, HUH?
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IT'S AMAZING
WHAT $19,000
CAN DO TO AN ATTIC.
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OH, HEY, BY THE WAY,
I GOT YOU SOMETHING.
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IT SAYS "TOMMY."
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OH, THANKS, MAN.
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I LIKED IT SO MUCH,
I GOT ME ONE, TOO.
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YOURS ALSO SAYS
"TOMMY."
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YEAH, YOU WERE
ALWAYS MY FAVORITE.
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I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS
TO BE OVER.
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YOU'RE NOT
GONNA MISS EARTH
EVEN A LITTLE BIT?
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YOU KNOW,
A MISSION STARTS,
A MISSION ENDS, FRIEND.
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I'VE DONE THIS
TOO MANY TIMES.
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I DON'T EVEN
UNPACK ANYMORE.
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LET'S JUST ENJOY
OUR LITTLE PARTY,
SHALL WE?
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WELL, I'M GONNA
GO MINGLE.
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OK.
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AW, MAN!
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OH, GOD.
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OW! OW! CATERERS.
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GREAT, GREAT.
WHERE'S THE SPATULA?
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WHERE'S THE SPATULA?
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SPATULA...WE ALWAYS
HAVE THE SPATULA RIGHT HERE.
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WHERE'S THE STUPID SPATULA?
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WHERE'S THAT EARTH SPATULA?
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[SOBBING]
I...DON'T...WANNA...GO!
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MMM...
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SPINACH PUFFS.
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GOOD PARTY.
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MARY!
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HI, DICK!
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THIS IS SO IRONIC.
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ALIENS THROWING
AN ALIEN PARTY.
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IS ANY OF THIS STUFF
AUTHENTIC?
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THE DIP IS.
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MARY, I'M SO GLAD
YOU'RE COMING WITH US
TO THE HOME PLANET.
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I CAN'T WAIT
TO SHOW YOU OFF.
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SO, I GUESS IN SPACE I'LL
BE YOUR TROPHY GIRLFRIEND.
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YOU'LL BE THE SIZE
OF A TROPHY.
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WHAT?
OH, LOOK, TAPENADE.
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WHAT'S GOING
ON HERE, DICK?
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YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS
A MASQUERADE BALL
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RECREATING THE COURT
OF KING LOUIS XVI.
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I KNOW, ISN'T IT GREAT?
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I AM GONNA GET YOU
BACK, DICK SOLOMON.
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DON'T SPEAK.
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I WANNA REMEMBER
YOU JUST AS YOU ARE.
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HA HA HA!
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AND NOW FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT
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IT HAS ALWAYS
BEEN OUR DREAM
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TO GET THE GUY
WHO PLAYS WIPEOUT
ON PAINT CANS
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OUT IN FRONT
OF THE BUS STATION
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TO COME
AND PLAY OUR PARTY.
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TONIGHT, THAT DREAM
HAS COME TRUE.
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BUT FIRST, WE GOT
THIS OTHER GUY...
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ELVIS COSTELLO.
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* FLY ME TO THE MOON
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* AND LET ME PLAY
AMONG THE STARS *
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* LET ME KNOW
WHAT SPRING IS LIKE *
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* ON JUPITER AND MARS
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* IN OTHER WORDS
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* HOLD MY HAND
239
00:11:33,327 --> 00:11:36,664
* IN OTHER WORDS
240
00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:40,968
* DARLING, KISS ME
241
00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:44,338
OH, HARRY, OUR LITTLE
TEATIME NOONER TODAY
242
00:11:44,372 --> 00:11:46,340
WAS ONE
OF THE BEST EVER.
243
00:11:46,374 --> 00:11:48,242
SHH!
244
00:11:51,512 --> 00:11:54,948
LOOK, WE'RE GONNA
HAVE TO LAY LOW
FOR A WHILE, OK?
245
00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:56,250
I'M GOING
OUT OF TOWN.
246
00:11:56,284 --> 00:11:57,485
AW, YOU'LL BE BACK.
247
00:11:57,518 --> 00:11:58,519
SHH!
248
00:11:58,552 --> 00:11:59,520
THEY ALWAYS
COME BACK.
YEAH.
249
00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:01,221
HA HA HA!
250
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:07,027
SALLY, I'M SO GLAD
THAT YOU AND MARY
HAVE BECOME SO CLOSE.
251
00:12:09,463 --> 00:12:11,332
OH, NO, SHE'S COMING.
252
00:12:11,365 --> 00:12:14,502
THEY SAID THAT WE COULD
BRING SPECIMENS.
253
00:12:14,535 --> 00:12:18,071
I'M BRINGING A ROCK,
A TWIG, AND MARY.
254
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,273
FINE, WHATEVER.
255
00:12:19,307 --> 00:12:21,342
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
SHE'S SITTING ON THE HUMP.
256
00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:25,779
NOW, IS THAT FAIR?
SALLY?
257
00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:29,249
* IN OTHER WORDS
258
00:12:29,283 --> 00:12:33,153
* PLEASE BE TRUE
259
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:36,690
* IN OTHER WORDS
260
00:12:36,724 --> 00:12:40,428
* IN OTHER WORDS
261
00:12:40,461 --> 00:12:42,763
* IN OTHER WORDS
262
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:47,868
* I LOVE YOU
263
00:12:49,670 --> 00:12:52,840
[APPLAUSE]
264
00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:02,816
HEY, ALBRIGHT, WHAT'S
THE DEAL HERE?
265
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,718
I CAN TELL YOU
ANYTHING, RIGHT?
266
00:13:04,752 --> 00:13:06,454
WELL, YOU HAVE.
267
00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,491
DICK IS
AN ALIEN,
268
00:13:10,524 --> 00:13:12,593
AND I'M GOING TO
TRAVEL WITH HIM
ON A SPACESHIP
269
00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:16,163
AND BE THE SIZE
OF A TROPHY.
270
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,831
OK, GO EASY
ON THE CHAMPAGNE.
271
00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,633
I'M NOT DRIVING
YOU HOME AGAIN.
272
00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:21,234
I JUST FINISHED
SHAMPOOING
MY CARPETS
273
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:21,702
FROM THE
LAST TIME.
274
00:13:21,735 --> 00:13:23,437
NO, NINA...
275
00:13:26,407 --> 00:13:31,612
HEY, HEY, HEY,
HEY, HEY, HEY,
HEY!
276
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:33,847
LOOK, I THINK
THE CATERERS FIXED
UP A LITTLE PLATE
277
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,683
FOR YOU AND THE REST
OF THE GUYS
IN THE KITCHEN,
278
00:13:35,716 --> 00:13:39,787
BUT I'D RATHER
YOU DIDN'T EAT IN
FRONT OF THE GUESTS.
279
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:40,888
WELL, THAT'S FINE,
280
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:44,191
BUT I'D SURE LIKE
TO GET PAID SOMETIME, HARRY.
281
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:48,429
YOU BOY BANDS ARE ALL
IN IT FOR THE MONEY,
AREN'T YOU?
282
00:13:48,462 --> 00:13:49,797
OH, OH, OH!
283
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:50,598
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
OHH!
284
00:13:57,471 --> 00:14:00,340
UM, EVERYBODY PLEASE, I,
285
00:14:00,374 --> 00:14:02,743
I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL FOR
COMING TONIGHT
286
00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:08,081
I DID NOT KNOW IT WAS A SPACE
THEME, HE DIDN'T TELL ME
287
00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:11,084
FRIENDS, WITH YOUR HELP AND LOVE
288
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:13,821
YOU'VE SHOWN US HOW TO MAKE
SENSE OF THE WORLD
289
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:16,557
AND WHEN THE WORLD
HASN'T MADE ANY SENSE
AT ALL,
290
00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:20,160
YOU'VE TAUGHT US
TO SIT BACK
AND ENJOY IT.
291
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,996
YOU'VE TAUGHT US
WHAT'S RIGHT,
WHAT'S REAL,
292
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:26,166
AND WHAT'S BEAUTIFUL
ABOUT THIS PLANET,
293
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,502
AND FOR THAT, WE ARE
ETERNALLY GRATEFUL.
294
00:14:28,536 --> 00:14:30,170
ALL RIGHT,
LISTEN UP.
295
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:34,374
I WANNA LEAVE, BUT THERE'S
A SPACESHIP BLOCKING MY CAR.
296
00:14:34,408 --> 00:14:37,445
SPACESHIP? HA HA HA!
297
00:14:37,478 --> 00:14:40,581
HA HA--
LET'S GO!
HA HA--
LET'S GO!
298
00:14:45,519 --> 00:14:48,055
OH, GREAT! THEY
DIDN'T TRUST US
TO LEAVE ON OUR OWN,
299
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,022
AND NOW WE'RE
BUSTED.
300
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:49,723
Harry: DICK--
301
00:14:49,757 --> 00:14:50,824
OK. START OUT
BY TELLING THEM
302
00:14:50,858 --> 00:14:51,992
WE'RE NOT GOING
TO HARM ANYBODY.
303
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:52,960
WE HAVE NO SPECIAL POWERS.
304
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,194
RIGHT.
DICK--
305
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,063
IF THEY DON'T BUY THAT,
TELL THEM WE DO HAVE
SPECIAL POWERS.
306
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:56,464
DICK?
307
00:14:56,497 --> 00:14:58,331
HARRY, SHH!
308
00:14:58,365 --> 00:14:58,832
UH...
309
00:14:58,866 --> 00:15:01,268
AHEM!
310
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:04,037
PEOPLE OF EARTH,
WE COME IN PEACE.
311
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:06,774
THAT'S RIGHT,
I SAID PEOPLE OF EARTH.
312
00:15:06,807 --> 00:15:10,210
SALLY, TOMMY, HARRY,
COME JOIN ME HERE,
MY FELLOW ALIENS.
313
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:14,247
THAT'S RIGHT!
I SAID MY FELLOW ALIENS.
314
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,483
Y--
315
00:15:15,516 --> 00:15:16,884
HUH?
316
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:26,226
CITIZENS OF RUTHERFORD...
317
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,295
WHOSE VEHICLE IS THIS?
318
00:15:28,896 --> 00:15:31,231
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON?
319
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,399
I TRIED TO TELL YOU.
320
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,635
I GOT IT
FOR THE PARTY.
321
00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:38,472
WELL, IT WAS EITHER
THAT OR THE MOON
BOUNCY THING.
322
00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,810
HARRY, IS THIS YOUR VEHICLE?
323
00:15:42,843 --> 00:15:43,644
YEAH.
324
00:15:43,677 --> 00:15:45,813
WELL, I'M GONNA
HAVE TO WRITE YOU UP.
325
00:15:45,846 --> 00:15:50,250
ALL NOVELTY VEHICLES
MUST HAVE A PERMIT DISPLAYED.
326
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,721
EVEN THE WIENERMOBILE'S
GOT ONE.
327
00:15:53,754 --> 00:15:55,455
HEY, DONNY,
328
00:15:55,489 --> 00:15:57,324
YOU DID IT.
329
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,192
YOU'RE A COP AGAIN.
330
00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:00,761
THAT'S RIGHT.
331
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:01,795
SORRY I CAN'T STAY.
332
00:16:01,829 --> 00:16:04,632
I GOT A 3-12
OVER IN ATHERTON,
333
00:16:04,665 --> 00:16:06,734
AND FOR THE FIRST TIME,
334
00:16:06,767 --> 00:16:09,169
I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
335
00:16:09,570 --> 00:16:11,438
WELL, HEY, GIVE ME
A MINUTE, WILL YOU?
336
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,341
I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT
THE ONLY ONE TAKING
A POWDER.
337
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,776
DON'T GO SOFT
ON ME, SOLOMON.
338
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:18,178
WHEN WAS I
EVER SOFT?
339
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,049
AND, SALLY...
340
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:25,919
THANK YOU FOR TEACHING
ME HOW TO BE A MAN.
341
00:16:25,953 --> 00:16:29,657
THAT'S NOTHIN'.
342
00:16:29,690 --> 00:16:33,093
THANK YOU FOR
TEACHING ME HOW
TO BE A WOMAN.
343
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:35,028
OH, GO--
344
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:37,798
OH!
345
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,867
[PANTING]
346
00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:41,969
IF YOU EVER NEED
BACKUP...
347
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:44,404
I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL.
348
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,112
DON!
DON, DON'T GO, DON!
349
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:52,980
SALLY!
350
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,982
TOMMY, WE HAVE
TO GET TO THE FIELD!
351
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,885
WAIT! I WANT TO TAKE
ONE LAST LOOK
AT MY FRIENDS.
352
00:16:57,918 --> 00:16:59,687
UH, MARY,
TO BE FAIR,
353
00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:02,122
THEY'RE MOSTLY
OUR FRIENDS.
354
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:06,093
I'M NOT EVEN PAYING THIS.
355
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:12,766
Sally: HOW LONG?
356
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,468
5 MINUTES.
357
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:18,305
I'M GONNA MISS A LOT
ABOUT THIS PLANET.
358
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,307
I ONLY HOPE
THAT IN SOME SMALL WAY,
359
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:23,711
MY HANDSOME GOOD LOOKS
HAVE MADE A DIFFERENCE.
360
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:26,847
WELL...
361
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,116
GOOD-BYE, GIRLS.
362
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:34,087
VERONIQUE...
363
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:36,223
CINDY.
CINDY.
364
00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:40,260
WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO MISS THE MOST,
TOMMY?
365
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:41,695
UH...
366
00:17:41,729 --> 00:17:44,698
THE WAY THE SKY LOOKS
FROM MY BEDROOM WINDOW.
367
00:17:44,732 --> 00:17:47,901
I'M GOING TO MISS
THE FIRST TIME YOU
PUT ON A NEW SHIRT.
368
00:17:47,935 --> 00:17:49,603
HOW ABOUT FIBER?
369
00:17:49,637 --> 00:17:50,671
SHOES!
370
00:17:50,704 --> 00:17:51,972
FEET.
371
00:17:52,005 --> 00:17:55,242
BROTHERS WHO SELL
MATTRESSES ON TV.
372
00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:56,744
SNEEZING.
373
00:17:56,777 --> 00:17:58,011
MEL GIBSON.
374
00:17:58,045 --> 00:18:00,247
AHH.
AHH.
AHH.
375
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,017
SNOW?
376
00:18:04,051 --> 00:18:06,086
EVERYTHING.
377
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:08,555
I CAN'T!
I CAN'T DO THIS!
378
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,757
MARY, WHERE
ARE YOU GOING?
379
00:18:09,790 --> 00:18:11,258
OH, I'M SO SORRY!
380
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,325
WHAT, WHAT IS IT?
381
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,828
OH, I CAN'T.
I'M AFRAID.
382
00:18:14,862 --> 00:18:18,832
I'M LEAVING MY--MY
PLANET, MY--MY FRIENDS,
MY BODY, EVERYTHING!
383
00:18:18,866 --> 00:18:19,967
BUT WE'LL
HAVE EACH
OTHER.
384
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,034
OH, BUT IT WON'T
BE THE SAME.
385
00:18:21,068 --> 00:18:23,003
WE'LL BE TOGETHER.
386
00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:23,937
NO, I--I CAN'T!
387
00:18:23,971 --> 00:18:25,839
I--
388
00:18:27,007 --> 00:18:29,076
YOU'RE RIGHT.
389
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:32,312
YOU BELONG
HERE, MARY.
390
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:36,116
WE FELL IN LOVE
BECAUSE YOU WERE
A HUMAN ON EARTH,
391
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:37,617
AND SO WAS I.
392
00:18:37,651 --> 00:18:38,952
OH.
393
00:18:38,986 --> 00:18:41,188
I'LL NEVER
FORGET YOU.
394
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:43,791
IF IT
WOULD HELP,
395
00:18:43,824 --> 00:18:45,292
I CAN MAKE
YOU FORGET.
396
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,061
BUT HOW? I DIDN'T
THINK YOU HAD ANY
SPECIAL POWERS.
397
00:18:48,095 --> 00:18:49,763
NO, IT'S NOT
A SPECIAL POWER.
398
00:18:49,797 --> 00:18:51,865
IT'S MORE
OF A GIMMICK.
399
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,669
NO, THAT
SOUNDS AWFUL.
400
00:18:55,703 --> 00:18:56,870
I DON'T WANT
TO FORGET YOU.
401
00:18:56,904 --> 00:19:00,007
BUT, MARY, IT
WILL PROTECT
YOU FROM HURT.
402
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,475
WHAT WE HAD
TOGETHER WILL
REMAIN,
403
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:03,576
DEEP INSIDE YOU,
404
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,512
AND YOU'LL KNOW
IT'S THERE.
405
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,380
IT'LL BE A
FEELING.
406
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:09,917
DICK, IT'S TIME.
407
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,619
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
408
00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:14,421
OK.
409
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,724
AS LONG AS I CAN
ALWAYS LOVE YOU.
410
00:19:16,757 --> 00:19:18,158
YOU WILL,
411
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:21,128
AND I'LL ALWAYS
LOVE YOU.
412
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:29,669
NOW, I'M GONNA NEED YOU
TO STAND VERY STILL.
413
00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:34,174
OW! JEEZ!
414
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:40,881
TOO LOW. I'M SORRY.
I--I ONLY JUST READ
ABOUT THIS.
415
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,075
LIEUTENANT.
416
00:20:08,108 --> 00:20:09,276
INFORMATION OFFICER.
417
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:10,577
TRANSMITTER.
418
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,412
All 3:
HIGH COMMANDER.
419
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:14,247
MY FAMILY.
420
00:20:14,915 --> 00:20:16,649
DICK, I'M LEAKING.
421
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:19,119
[CRYING]
422
00:20:20,187 --> 00:20:25,525
* ACROSS THE VOID
WE COME A-WARPING *
423
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:29,229
Harry joins in:
* ACROSS THE FIELD
OF STARS WE... *
424
00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:29,763
* SOAR
425
00:20:29,797 --> 00:20:31,298
* SOAR
426
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:37,037
All: * WE PLEDGE TO LAND
AND SOMETHING-SOMETHING *
427
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:40,273
* SOMETHING SOMETHING...
428
00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:42,375
* SPACESHIP
429
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:48,015
* AND WHEN AT LAST
OUR MISSION'S FINISHED *
430
00:20:48,048 --> 00:20:52,920
* IN DUTY, HOMEWARD
SHALL WE FLY *
431
00:20:52,953 --> 00:20:58,425
* OUR GLORY CANNOT
BE DIMINISHED *
432
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:08,068
* BACK TO THE HEAVENS
IN OUR MIGHTY SPACESHIP *
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