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OVER? 7 00:00:18,820 --> 00:00:22,290 TRANSMISSION ENDING IN 3, 2, 1. 8 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:23,758 AH-CHOO! 9 00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:29,230 WHAT DO THEY MEAN OUR MISSION'S CANCELED? 10 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:31,733 DISCARDED LIKE A LEMON RIND 11 00:00:31,766 --> 00:00:32,901 OR SOME KIND OF HAT 12 00:00:32,934 --> 00:00:34,302 THAT PEOPLE DON'T LIKE TO WEAR ANYMORE. 13 00:00:34,335 --> 00:00:35,604 WELL, GUESS WHAT? 14 00:00:35,637 --> 00:00:38,807 THOSE HATS COME BACK INTO STYLE! 15 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:40,508 AND YOU WISH YOU STILL HAD 'EM. 16 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:43,511 YOU DO. YOU DO! 17 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:45,814 CANCELED? I WAS ABOUT TO BECOME 18 00:00:45,847 --> 00:00:50,118 VERY ATTRACTIVE TO GIRLS OVER 12. 19 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:51,452 THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING. 20 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:53,554 THIS IS HORRIBLE. HOW AM I GONNA LEAVE MARY? 21 00:00:53,588 --> 00:00:56,090 SHE'S EVERYTHING TO ME. 22 00:00:56,124 --> 00:00:57,458 I'M GONNA ASK HER TO COME. 23 00:00:57,491 --> 00:00:58,827 OH! NO! 24 00:00:58,860 --> 00:01:01,429 YOU CAN'T BRING HER. SHE'D BE CLASSIFIED AS CONTRABAND. 25 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:03,297 YEAH, IF I CAN'T BRING SALTWATER TAFFY, 26 00:01:03,331 --> 00:01:05,299 YOU CAN'T BRING ALBRIGHT. 27 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:08,737 BUT HOW CAN I LIVE WITHOUT HER? 28 00:01:08,770 --> 00:01:10,071 OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS. 29 00:01:10,104 --> 00:01:12,240 WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT DON? 30 00:01:12,273 --> 00:01:15,176 I CAN'T LEAVE HIM THE PATHETIC, MUFFIN-MAKING MESS 31 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:16,410 THAT HE IS. 32 00:01:16,444 --> 00:01:17,545 AH, PIPE DOWN. 33 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:18,980 YOU KNEW THE MISSION WAS GONNA END. 34 00:01:19,013 --> 00:01:20,882 NOW IT'S ENDING. GET IT TOGETHER. 35 00:01:20,915 --> 00:01:22,050 OK, SEE? HERE IT COMES. 36 00:01:22,083 --> 00:01:23,217 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GET LIKE THIS 37 00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:24,152 WHEN MISSIONS COME TO AN END? 38 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:25,386 YEAH. GOOD-BYE, TEENAGER. 39 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:26,688 HELLO, CROTCHETY OLD MAN. 40 00:01:26,721 --> 00:01:27,789 AH... 41 00:01:27,822 --> 00:01:28,957 GET YOUR MOUTH SHUT. 42 00:01:28,990 --> 00:01:30,825 HEY! YOU KNOW WHAT? 43 00:01:30,859 --> 00:01:32,293 IF WE HAVE TO LEAVE ON SATURDAY ANYWAY, 44 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:34,829 WE MIGHT AS WELL HAVE A BIG GOING-AWAY PARTY. 45 00:01:34,863 --> 00:01:36,064 HARRY, THAT IS A GREAT IDEA. 46 00:01:36,097 --> 00:01:37,799 IT WILL GIVE US A CHANCE TO SAY GOOD-BYE. 47 00:01:37,832 --> 00:01:39,834 RIGHT. "GOOD-BYE HUMANS, WE'RE GOING BACK 48 00:01:39,868 --> 00:01:43,104 TO OUR HOME PLANET IN OUTER SPACE." 49 00:01:43,137 --> 00:01:45,840 THEN THEY CAN DISSECT US ON THE TARMAC. 50 00:01:45,874 --> 00:01:49,410 WE'LL HAVE A PARTY. A PARTY WITH A SPACE THEME. 51 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:50,879 OH, THAT'S NOT ANNOYING. 52 00:01:50,912 --> 00:01:51,980 AND PEOPLE WILL BE ENCOURAGED 53 00:01:52,013 --> 00:01:53,481 TO GET THEIR SWERVE ON. 54 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:54,315 EXACTLY. 55 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:55,583 OH, THAT REMINDS ME. 56 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,118 WE'RE GONNA NEED A DESIGNATED DRIVER 57 00:01:57,151 --> 00:01:58,119 FOR THE FLIGHT HOME. 58 00:01:58,152 --> 00:01:58,820 NOT IT! 59 00:01:58,853 --> 00:02:00,655 NOT IT. NOT IT. 60 00:02:00,689 --> 00:02:01,690 DAMN. 61 00:02:38,059 --> 00:02:39,293 HEY, SALLY. 62 00:02:39,327 --> 00:02:40,428 HEY, DON. 63 00:02:40,461 --> 00:02:42,530 I'M ON MY WAY TO TURN IN MY STUFF DOWN AT THE STATION, 64 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:43,464 AND I WANTED YOU TO BE THE FIRST 65 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:46,234 TO TRY MY BRAND-NEW, WORLD-FAMOUS... 66 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:48,036 BANANA BREAD MUFFINS! 67 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:50,939 OH. 68 00:02:50,972 --> 00:02:53,041 IT'S--IT'S BIG. 69 00:02:53,074 --> 00:02:55,944 I COULDN'T FIND THOSE LITTLE CUPCAKE PAPERS, 70 00:02:55,977 --> 00:02:58,880 SO I HAD TO USE COFFEE FILTERS. 71 00:02:58,913 --> 00:03:02,083 OH, MY GOD, DON. PLEASE BECOME A COP AGAIN. 72 00:03:02,116 --> 00:03:03,251 NO WAY. 73 00:03:03,284 --> 00:03:05,653 I'M NOT CUT OUT FOR THAT LIFE. 74 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:13,461 I'M FRAGILE. 75 00:03:13,494 --> 00:03:16,831 I'M GONNA LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET... 76 00:03:16,865 --> 00:03:20,935 YOU KNOW HOW I'VE WON EVERY LUMBERJACK COMPETITION I'VE EVER BEEN IN 77 00:03:20,969 --> 00:03:25,406 WITHOUT ANY PREVIOUS LUMBERJACKING EXPERIENCE? 78 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:26,908 YEAH. 79 00:03:26,941 --> 00:03:32,546 AND REMEMBER THAT TIME I SHOWED YOU HOW TO MAKE A CANNON OUT OF A COCONUT? 80 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:33,514 YEAH. 81 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:36,751 OK, WELL... [CLEARS THROAT] 82 00:03:36,785 --> 00:03:41,222 I'M A HIGHLY TRAINED SECURITY AND WEAPONS SPECIALIST. 83 00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:42,423 YOU ARE? 84 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:44,558 NO. 85 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:46,094 OH, YES. 86 00:03:59,908 --> 00:04:02,043 WOW, SALLY. 87 00:04:02,076 --> 00:04:07,215 ANY TIME I'VE TAKEN MY GUN APART, I HAD TO BUY A NEW GUN. 88 00:04:07,248 --> 00:04:09,918 WHAT ARE YOU, LIKE, WITH THE FEDS OR SOMETHING? 89 00:04:09,951 --> 00:04:13,187 SOMETHING LIKE THAT, BUT A LITTLE BIT BIGGER. 90 00:04:13,221 --> 00:04:14,688 INTERPOL? 91 00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:17,591 I'VE BEEN UNDERCOVER HERE FOR YEARS. 92 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:18,526 I CAN'T TELL YOU MY MISSION-- 93 00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:20,128 IT WILL PUT YOU IN JEOPARDY-- 94 00:04:20,161 --> 00:04:23,064 BUT WHAT YOU JUST SAW ME DO TO THAT GUN, 95 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:25,233 I'M GONNA DO TO YOU. 96 00:04:25,266 --> 00:04:28,736 I'VE GOT SCIATICA. 97 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:33,641 DON, I'M GONNA REBUILD YOU FROM THE GROUND UP 98 00:04:33,674 --> 00:04:39,413 MAKE YOU BETTER, FASTER, STRONGER THAN YOU EVER BEEN BEFORE 99 00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:41,850 WHY? 100 00:04:41,883 --> 00:04:44,385 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU, DONNY. 101 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:46,187 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU. 102 00:04:49,557 --> 00:04:50,658 DID YOU FINISH THE PARTY PLAN? 103 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:52,593 OH, YEAH. CHECK IT OUT... 104 00:04:54,195 --> 00:04:55,930 WHAT IS THIS? WHAT? 105 00:04:55,964 --> 00:04:58,032 "MUSIC: AM RADIO"? 106 00:04:58,066 --> 00:05:00,134 "FOOD: FANCY MIXED NUTS"? 107 00:05:00,168 --> 00:05:02,736 "PAPER NAPKINS: QUESTION MARK"? 108 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:03,637 THIS IS PATHETIC, MAN. 109 00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:04,738 IF WE HAVE TO THROW A PARTY, 110 00:05:04,772 --> 00:05:05,940 LET'S AT LEAST DO IT RIGHT. 111 00:05:05,974 --> 00:05:08,142 DUDE, WE ARE BROKE. 112 00:05:08,176 --> 00:05:11,512 WE HAVE BEEN BROKE FOR 6 YEARS. 113 00:05:14,582 --> 00:05:15,749 OK. 114 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:16,817 WE'LL CHARGE IT. 115 00:05:16,851 --> 00:05:18,719 MAX OUT OUR CREDIT CARDS. 116 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:19,753 WHOA, WE CAN DO THAT? 117 00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:22,323 YEAH, BY THE TIME THEY SEND US THE BILL, 118 00:05:22,356 --> 00:05:25,960 WE'LL BE IN ANOTHER GALAXY 30 TRILLION MILES AWAY. 119 00:05:27,095 --> 00:05:30,431 I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYBODY DOESN'T DO THAT. 120 00:05:31,132 --> 00:05:34,202 [PUMP IT UP BY ELVIS COSTELLO PLAYING] 121 00:05:34,235 --> 00:05:35,803 * I'VE BEEN A TENTER HOOKS * 122 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,538 * ENDING IN DIRTY LOOKS 123 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:40,975 * LISTEN TO THE MUZAK, THINKIN' 'BOUT THIS AND THAT * 124 00:05:41,009 --> 00:05:42,710 * SHE SAID THAT'S THAT 125 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:43,811 * I DON'T WANT TO CHITTER CHAT * 126 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:45,746 [GUNSHOT] [CAT YOWLS] 127 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:47,815 * TURN IT DOWN FLAT 128 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:51,219 * PUMP IT UP, WHEN YOU DON'T REALLY NEED IT * 129 00:05:51,252 --> 00:05:55,423 * PUMP IT UP, UNTIL YOU CAN FEEL IT * 130 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,364 * DOWN IN THE PLEASURE CENTER * 131 00:06:03,397 --> 00:06:05,066 * HELL BENT OR HEAVEN SENT 132 00:06:05,099 --> 00:06:08,502 * LISTEN TO THE PROPAGANDA LISTEN TO THE LATEST SLANDER * 133 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:10,038 * THERE'S NOTHING UNDERHAND * 134 00:06:10,071 --> 00:06:11,973 * THAT SHE WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND * 135 00:06:12,006 --> 00:06:15,443 * PUMP IT UP, UNTIL YOU CAN FEEL IT * 136 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:19,914 * PUMP IT UP, WHEN YOU DON'T REALLY NEED IT * 137 00:06:39,167 --> 00:06:40,234 * HEY! 138 00:06:44,005 --> 00:06:45,473 ALL RIGHT, DON. 139 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:47,241 CHOOSE. 140 00:06:47,275 --> 00:06:49,643 MUFFIN... 141 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:51,545 OR GUN? 142 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:53,814 WHO ARE YOU, DON? 143 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:55,083 ARE YOU A COP... 144 00:06:55,116 --> 00:06:57,851 OR ARE YOU A MUFFINEER? 145 00:06:57,885 --> 00:06:59,587 I'M A COP! 146 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:03,724 I'M A COP WHO WANTS A MUFFIN. 147 00:07:08,229 --> 00:07:12,733 AND THE STUDENT BECOMES THE MASTER. 148 00:07:18,039 --> 00:07:18,939 WHEN WE WERE FIRST HERE, 149 00:07:18,973 --> 00:07:21,075 I USED TO COME TO THE PLANETARIUM 150 00:07:21,109 --> 00:07:22,576 WHENEVER I FELT HOME SICK. 151 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:24,845 AWW. 152 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:27,048 WHICH ONE'S YOURS? 153 00:07:27,081 --> 00:07:27,448 MINE? 154 00:07:27,481 --> 00:07:28,916 YEAH. 155 00:07:29,984 --> 00:07:33,454 YOU SEE THE LITTLE BRIGHT ONE DOWN BY THE HORIZON? 156 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:35,489 THAT'S HOME. 157 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:36,490 NICE, HUH? 158 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:37,992 YEAH. 159 00:07:38,026 --> 00:07:40,028 I WISH I COULD SEE IT UP CLOSE. 160 00:07:40,061 --> 00:07:42,530 HOW'S SATURDAY... 161 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:44,365 AROUND MIDNIGHT. 162 00:07:45,466 --> 00:07:46,167 WHAT? 163 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,269 MARY, THE MISSION'S OVER. 164 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:50,471 I HAVE TO GO BACK. 165 00:07:50,504 --> 00:07:52,240 FIRST YOU TELL ME YOU'RE AN ALIEN, 166 00:07:52,273 --> 00:07:55,009 AND THEN 2 DAYS LATER YOU TELL ME YOU'RE LEAVING EARTH? 167 00:07:55,043 --> 00:07:55,709 I DIDN'T SAY FOREVER. 168 00:07:55,743 --> 00:07:56,977 OH, SO YOU CAN COME BACK? 169 00:07:57,011 --> 00:07:59,080 NO, IT'S FOREVER. OH! 170 00:07:59,113 --> 00:08:00,514 COME WITH ME. 171 00:08:00,548 --> 00:08:01,849 I LOVE YOU. 172 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:05,819 OH, I LOVE YOU, TOO, BUT... 173 00:08:05,853 --> 00:08:10,591 TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE ON ANOTHER PLANET? 174 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:14,195 MARY, DO YOU REALLY WANT TO START DATING AGAIN? 175 00:08:14,228 --> 00:08:17,198 ESPECIALLY AT YOUR AGE? 176 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:21,135 SATURDAY, HUH? 177 00:08:21,169 --> 00:08:23,504 OK, I'LL DO IT! 178 00:08:33,047 --> 00:08:35,283 THIS PLACE LOOKS PRETTY GOOD, HUH? 179 00:08:35,316 --> 00:08:39,553 IT'S AMAZING WHAT $19,000 CAN DO TO AN ATTIC. 180 00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:43,657 OH, HEY, BY THE WAY, I GOT YOU SOMETHING. 181 00:08:45,459 --> 00:08:46,594 IT SAYS "TOMMY." 182 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:48,362 OH, THANKS, MAN. 183 00:08:48,396 --> 00:08:51,232 I LIKED IT SO MUCH, I GOT ME ONE, TOO. 184 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:56,070 YOURS ALSO SAYS "TOMMY." 185 00:08:56,104 --> 00:09:00,374 YEAH, YOU WERE ALWAYS MY FAVORITE. 186 00:09:01,409 --> 00:09:04,212 I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS TO BE OVER. 187 00:09:04,245 --> 00:09:06,180 YOU'RE NOT GONNA MISS EARTH EVEN A LITTLE BIT? 188 00:09:06,214 --> 00:09:09,883 YOU KNOW, A MISSION STARTS, A MISSION ENDS, FRIEND. 189 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:11,352 I'VE DONE THIS TOO MANY TIMES. 190 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:13,254 I DON'T EVEN UNPACK ANYMORE. 191 00:09:13,287 --> 00:09:15,256 LET'S JUST ENJOY OUR LITTLE PARTY, SHALL WE? 192 00:09:15,289 --> 00:09:16,424 WELL, I'M GONNA GO MINGLE. 193 00:09:16,457 --> 00:09:17,958 OK. 194 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:20,428 AW, MAN! 195 00:09:20,461 --> 00:09:22,029 OH, GOD. 196 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,232 OW! OW! CATERERS. 197 00:09:24,265 --> 00:09:27,168 GREAT, GREAT. WHERE'S THE SPATULA? 198 00:09:27,201 --> 00:09:29,036 WHERE'S THE SPATULA? 199 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,572 SPATULA...WE ALWAYS HAVE THE SPATULA RIGHT HERE. 200 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:32,940 WHERE'S THE STUPID SPATULA? 201 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:37,745 WHERE'S THAT EARTH SPATULA? 202 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:43,351 [SOBBING] I...DON'T...WANNA...GO! 203 00:09:43,384 --> 00:09:46,086 MMM... 204 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,422 SPINACH PUFFS. 205 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,261 GOOD PARTY. 206 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:55,663 MARY! 207 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:57,097 HI, DICK! 208 00:09:57,131 --> 00:09:58,532 THIS IS SO IRONIC. 209 00:09:58,566 --> 00:10:01,302 ALIENS THROWING AN ALIEN PARTY. 210 00:10:02,136 --> 00:10:03,804 IS ANY OF THIS STUFF AUTHENTIC? 211 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,906 THE DIP IS. 212 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,142 MARY, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE COMING WITH US TO THE HOME PLANET. 213 00:10:08,176 --> 00:10:09,877 I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW YOU OFF. 214 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:13,814 SO, I GUESS IN SPACE I'LL BE YOUR TROPHY GIRLFRIEND. 215 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:16,083 YOU'LL BE THE SIZE OF A TROPHY. 216 00:10:17,351 --> 00:10:20,854 WHAT? OH, LOOK, TAPENADE. 217 00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:22,590 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, DICK? 218 00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:24,358 YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS A MASQUERADE BALL 219 00:10:24,392 --> 00:10:26,294 RECREATING THE COURT OF KING LOUIS XVI. 220 00:10:26,327 --> 00:10:29,930 I KNOW, ISN'T IT GREAT? 221 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,932 I AM GONNA GET YOU BACK, DICK SOLOMON. 222 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,267 DON'T SPEAK. 223 00:10:33,301 --> 00:10:36,136 I WANNA REMEMBER YOU JUST AS YOU ARE. 224 00:10:36,170 --> 00:10:39,273 HA HA HA! 225 00:10:39,307 --> 00:10:42,142 AND NOW FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT 226 00:10:42,176 --> 00:10:43,611 IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN OUR DREAM 227 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:46,247 TO GET THE GUY WHO PLAYS WIPEOUT ON PAINT CANS 228 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:48,549 OUT IN FRONT OF THE BUS STATION 229 00:10:48,582 --> 00:10:50,251 TO COME AND PLAY OUR PARTY. 230 00:10:50,284 --> 00:10:54,488 TONIGHT, THAT DREAM HAS COME TRUE. 231 00:10:54,522 --> 00:10:59,727 BUT FIRST, WE GOT THIS OTHER GUY... 232 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,296 ELVIS COSTELLO. 233 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,741 * FLY ME TO THE MOON 234 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:18,812 * AND LET ME PLAY AMONG THE STARS * 235 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:21,782 * LET ME KNOW WHAT SPRING IS LIKE * 236 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:26,487 * ON JUPITER AND MARS 237 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:29,557 * IN OTHER WORDS 238 00:11:29,590 --> 00:11:33,294 * HOLD MY HAND 239 00:11:33,327 --> 00:11:36,664 * IN OTHER WORDS 240 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:40,968 * DARLING, KISS ME 241 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:44,338 OH, HARRY, OUR LITTLE TEATIME NOONER TODAY 242 00:11:44,372 --> 00:11:46,340 WAS ONE OF THE BEST EVER. 243 00:11:46,374 --> 00:11:48,242 SHH! 244 00:11:51,512 --> 00:11:54,948 LOOK, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO LAY LOW FOR A WHILE, OK? 245 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:56,250 I'M GOING OUT OF TOWN. 246 00:11:56,284 --> 00:11:57,485 AW, YOU'LL BE BACK. 247 00:11:57,518 --> 00:11:58,519 SHH! 248 00:11:58,552 --> 00:11:59,520 THEY ALWAYS COME BACK. YEAH. 249 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:01,221 HA HA HA! 250 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:07,027 SALLY, I'M SO GLAD THAT YOU AND MARY HAVE BECOME SO CLOSE. 251 00:12:09,463 --> 00:12:11,332 OH, NO, SHE'S COMING. 252 00:12:11,365 --> 00:12:14,502 THEY SAID THAT WE COULD BRING SPECIMENS. 253 00:12:14,535 --> 00:12:18,071 I'M BRINGING A ROCK, A TWIG, AND MARY. 254 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,273 FINE, WHATEVER. 255 00:12:19,307 --> 00:12:21,342 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? SHE'S SITTING ON THE HUMP. 256 00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:25,779 NOW, IS THAT FAIR? SALLY? 257 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:29,249 * IN OTHER WORDS 258 00:12:29,283 --> 00:12:33,153 * PLEASE BE TRUE 259 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:36,690 * IN OTHER WORDS 260 00:12:36,724 --> 00:12:40,428 * IN OTHER WORDS 261 00:12:40,461 --> 00:12:42,763 * IN OTHER WORDS 262 00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:47,868 * I LOVE YOU 263 00:12:49,670 --> 00:12:52,840 [APPLAUSE] 264 00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:02,816 HEY, ALBRIGHT, WHAT'S THE DEAL HERE? 265 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,718 I CAN TELL YOU ANYTHING, RIGHT? 266 00:13:04,752 --> 00:13:06,454 WELL, YOU HAVE. 267 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,491 DICK IS AN ALIEN, 268 00:13:10,524 --> 00:13:12,593 AND I'M GOING TO TRAVEL WITH HIM ON A SPACESHIP 269 00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:16,163 AND BE THE SIZE OF A TROPHY. 270 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,831 OK, GO EASY ON THE CHAMPAGNE. 271 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,633 I'M NOT DRIVING YOU HOME AGAIN. 272 00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:21,234 I JUST FINISHED SHAMPOOING MY CARPETS 273 00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:21,702 FROM THE LAST TIME. 274 00:13:21,735 --> 00:13:23,437 NO, NINA... 275 00:13:26,407 --> 00:13:31,612 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! 276 00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:33,847 LOOK, I THINK THE CATERERS FIXED UP A LITTLE PLATE 277 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,683 FOR YOU AND THE REST OF THE GUYS IN THE KITCHEN, 278 00:13:35,716 --> 00:13:39,787 BUT I'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T EAT IN FRONT OF THE GUESTS. 279 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:40,888 WELL, THAT'S FINE, 280 00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:44,191 BUT I'D SURE LIKE TO GET PAID SOMETIME, HARRY. 281 00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:48,429 YOU BOY BANDS ARE ALL IN IT FOR THE MONEY, AREN'T YOU? 282 00:13:48,462 --> 00:13:49,797 OH, OH, OH! 283 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:50,598 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. OHH! 284 00:13:57,471 --> 00:14:00,340 UM, EVERYBODY PLEASE, I, 285 00:14:00,374 --> 00:14:02,743 I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING TONIGHT 286 00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:08,081 I DID NOT KNOW IT WAS A SPACE THEME, HE DIDN'T TELL ME 287 00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:11,084 FRIENDS, WITH YOUR HELP AND LOVE 288 00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:13,821 YOU'VE SHOWN US HOW TO MAKE SENSE OF THE WORLD 289 00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:16,557 AND WHEN THE WORLD HASN'T MADE ANY SENSE AT ALL, 290 00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:20,160 YOU'VE TAUGHT US TO SIT BACK AND ENJOY IT. 291 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,996 YOU'VE TAUGHT US WHAT'S RIGHT, WHAT'S REAL, 292 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:26,166 AND WHAT'S BEAUTIFUL ABOUT THIS PLANET, 293 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,502 AND FOR THAT, WE ARE ETERNALLY GRATEFUL. 294 00:14:28,536 --> 00:14:30,170 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP. 295 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:34,374 I WANNA LEAVE, BUT THERE'S A SPACESHIP BLOCKING MY CAR. 296 00:14:34,408 --> 00:14:37,445 SPACESHIP? HA HA HA! 297 00:14:37,478 --> 00:14:40,581 HA HA-- LET'S GO! HA HA-- LET'S GO! 298 00:14:45,519 --> 00:14:48,055 OH, GREAT! THEY DIDN'T TRUST US TO LEAVE ON OUR OWN, 299 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,022 AND NOW WE'RE BUSTED. 300 00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:49,723 Harry: DICK-- 301 00:14:49,757 --> 00:14:50,824 OK. START OUT BY TELLING THEM 302 00:14:50,858 --> 00:14:51,992 WE'RE NOT GOING TO HARM ANYBODY. 303 00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:52,960 WE HAVE NO SPECIAL POWERS. 304 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,194 RIGHT. DICK-- 305 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,063 IF THEY DON'T BUY THAT, TELL THEM WE DO HAVE SPECIAL POWERS. 306 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:56,464 DICK? 307 00:14:56,497 --> 00:14:58,331 HARRY, SHH! 308 00:14:58,365 --> 00:14:58,832 UH... 309 00:14:58,866 --> 00:15:01,268 AHEM! 310 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:04,037 PEOPLE OF EARTH, WE COME IN PEACE. 311 00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:06,774 THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID PEOPLE OF EARTH. 312 00:15:06,807 --> 00:15:10,210 SALLY, TOMMY, HARRY, COME JOIN ME HERE, MY FELLOW ALIENS. 313 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:14,247 THAT'S RIGHT! I SAID MY FELLOW ALIENS. 314 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,483 Y-- 315 00:15:15,516 --> 00:15:16,884 HUH? 316 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:26,226 CITIZENS OF RUTHERFORD... 317 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,295 WHOSE VEHICLE IS THIS? 318 00:15:28,896 --> 00:15:31,231 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 319 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,399 I TRIED TO TELL YOU. 320 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,635 I GOT IT FOR THE PARTY. 321 00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:38,472 WELL, IT WAS EITHER THAT OR THE MOON BOUNCY THING. 322 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,810 HARRY, IS THIS YOUR VEHICLE? 323 00:15:42,843 --> 00:15:43,644 YEAH. 324 00:15:43,677 --> 00:15:45,813 WELL, I'M GONNA HAVE TO WRITE YOU UP. 325 00:15:45,846 --> 00:15:50,250 ALL NOVELTY VEHICLES MUST HAVE A PERMIT DISPLAYED. 326 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,721 EVEN THE WIENERMOBILE'S GOT ONE. 327 00:15:53,754 --> 00:15:55,455 HEY, DONNY, 328 00:15:55,489 --> 00:15:57,324 YOU DID IT. 329 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,192 YOU'RE A COP AGAIN. 330 00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:00,761 THAT'S RIGHT. 331 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:01,795 SORRY I CAN'T STAY. 332 00:16:01,829 --> 00:16:04,632 I GOT A 3-12 OVER IN ATHERTON, 333 00:16:04,665 --> 00:16:06,734 AND FOR THE FIRST TIME, 334 00:16:06,767 --> 00:16:09,169 I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 335 00:16:09,570 --> 00:16:11,438 WELL, HEY, GIVE ME A MINUTE, WILL YOU? 336 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,341 I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE TAKING A POWDER. 337 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,776 DON'T GO SOFT ON ME, SOLOMON. 338 00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:18,178 WHEN WAS I EVER SOFT? 339 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,049 AND, SALLY... 340 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:25,919 THANK YOU FOR TEACHING ME HOW TO BE A MAN. 341 00:16:25,953 --> 00:16:29,657 THAT'S NOTHIN'. 342 00:16:29,690 --> 00:16:33,093 THANK YOU FOR TEACHING ME HOW TO BE A WOMAN. 343 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:35,028 OH, GO-- 344 00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:37,798 OH! 345 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,867 [PANTING] 346 00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:41,969 IF YOU EVER NEED BACKUP... 347 00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:44,404 I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL. 348 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,112 DON! DON, DON'T GO, DON! 349 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:52,980 SALLY! 350 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,982 TOMMY, WE HAVE TO GET TO THE FIELD! 351 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,885 WAIT! I WANT TO TAKE ONE LAST LOOK AT MY FRIENDS. 352 00:16:57,918 --> 00:16:59,687 UH, MARY, TO BE FAIR, 353 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:02,122 THEY'RE MOSTLY OUR FRIENDS. 354 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:06,093 I'M NOT EVEN PAYING THIS. 355 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:12,766 Sally: HOW LONG? 356 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,468 5 MINUTES. 357 00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:18,305 I'M GONNA MISS A LOT ABOUT THIS PLANET. 358 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,307 I ONLY HOPE THAT IN SOME SMALL WAY, 359 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:23,711 MY HANDSOME GOOD LOOKS HAVE MADE A DIFFERENCE. 360 00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:26,847 WELL... 361 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,116 GOOD-BYE, GIRLS. 362 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:34,087 VERONIQUE... 363 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:36,223 CINDY. CINDY. 364 00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:40,260 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO MISS THE MOST, TOMMY? 365 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:41,695 UH... 366 00:17:41,729 --> 00:17:44,698 THE WAY THE SKY LOOKS FROM MY BEDROOM WINDOW. 367 00:17:44,732 --> 00:17:47,901 I'M GOING TO MISS THE FIRST TIME YOU PUT ON A NEW SHIRT. 368 00:17:47,935 --> 00:17:49,603 HOW ABOUT FIBER? 369 00:17:49,637 --> 00:17:50,671 SHOES! 370 00:17:50,704 --> 00:17:51,972 FEET. 371 00:17:52,005 --> 00:17:55,242 BROTHERS WHO SELL MATTRESSES ON TV. 372 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:56,744 SNEEZING. 373 00:17:56,777 --> 00:17:58,011 MEL GIBSON. 374 00:17:58,045 --> 00:18:00,247 AHH. AHH. AHH. 375 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,017 SNOW? 376 00:18:04,051 --> 00:18:06,086 EVERYTHING. 377 00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:08,555 I CAN'T! I CAN'T DO THIS! 378 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,757 MARY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 379 00:18:09,790 --> 00:18:11,258 OH, I'M SO SORRY! 380 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,325 WHAT, WHAT IS IT? 381 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,828 OH, I CAN'T. I'M AFRAID. 382 00:18:14,862 --> 00:18:18,832 I'M LEAVING MY--MY PLANET, MY--MY FRIENDS, MY BODY, EVERYTHING! 383 00:18:18,866 --> 00:18:19,967 BUT WE'LL HAVE EACH OTHER. 384 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,034 OH, BUT IT WON'T BE THE SAME. 385 00:18:21,068 --> 00:18:23,003 WE'LL BE TOGETHER. 386 00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:23,937 NO, I--I CAN'T! 387 00:18:23,971 --> 00:18:25,839 I-- 388 00:18:27,007 --> 00:18:29,076 YOU'RE RIGHT. 389 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:32,312 YOU BELONG HERE, MARY. 390 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:36,116 WE FELL IN LOVE BECAUSE YOU WERE A HUMAN ON EARTH, 391 00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:37,617 AND SO WAS I. 392 00:18:37,651 --> 00:18:38,952 OH. 393 00:18:38,986 --> 00:18:41,188 I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU. 394 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:43,791 IF IT WOULD HELP, 395 00:18:43,824 --> 00:18:45,292 I CAN MAKE YOU FORGET. 396 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,061 BUT HOW? I DIDN'T THINK YOU HAD ANY SPECIAL POWERS. 397 00:18:48,095 --> 00:18:49,763 NO, IT'S NOT A SPECIAL POWER. 398 00:18:49,797 --> 00:18:51,865 IT'S MORE OF A GIMMICK. 399 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,669 NO, THAT SOUNDS AWFUL. 400 00:18:55,703 --> 00:18:56,870 I DON'T WANT TO FORGET YOU. 401 00:18:56,904 --> 00:19:00,007 BUT, MARY, IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM HURT. 402 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,475 WHAT WE HAD TOGETHER WILL REMAIN, 403 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:03,576 DEEP INSIDE YOU, 404 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,512 AND YOU'LL KNOW IT'S THERE. 405 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,380 IT'LL BE A FEELING. 406 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:09,917 DICK, IT'S TIME. 407 00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,619 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 408 00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:14,421 OK. 409 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,724 AS LONG AS I CAN ALWAYS LOVE YOU. 410 00:19:16,757 --> 00:19:18,158 YOU WILL, 411 00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:21,128 AND I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU. 412 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:29,669 NOW, I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO STAND VERY STILL. 413 00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:34,174 OW! JEEZ! 414 00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:40,881 TOO LOW. I'M SORRY. I--I ONLY JUST READ ABOUT THIS. 415 00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,075 LIEUTENANT. 416 00:20:08,108 --> 00:20:09,276 INFORMATION OFFICER. 417 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:10,577 TRANSMITTER. 418 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,412 All 3: HIGH COMMANDER. 419 00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:14,247 MY FAMILY. 420 00:20:14,915 --> 00:20:16,649 DICK, I'M LEAKING. 421 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:19,119 [CRYING] 422 00:20:20,187 --> 00:20:25,525 * ACROSS THE VOID WE COME A-WARPING * 423 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:29,229 Harry joins in: * ACROSS THE FIELD OF STARS WE... * 424 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:29,763 * SOAR 425 00:20:29,797 --> 00:20:31,298 * SOAR 426 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:37,037 All: * WE PLEDGE TO LAND AND SOMETHING-SOMETHING * 427 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:40,273 * SOMETHING SOMETHING... 428 00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:42,375 * SPACESHIP 429 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:48,015 * AND WHEN AT LAST OUR MISSION'S FINISHED * 430 00:20:48,048 --> 00:20:52,920 * IN DUTY, HOMEWARD SHALL WE FLY * 431 00:20:52,953 --> 00:20:58,425 * OUR GLORY CANNOT BE DIMINISHED * 432 00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:08,068 * BACK TO THE HEAVENS IN OUR MIGHTY SPACESHIP * 28885

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