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OH, LOOK, DICK!
A FORTUNE-TELLER!
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OH, LET'S GO IN.
IT'LL BE FUN!
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FORTUNE-TELLER!
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IF THIS SO-CALLED
FORTUNE-TELLER
CAN SEE THE FUTURE,
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WOULDN'T SHE HAVE
BEEN ABLE TO PREDICT
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THE DECLINE OF
THIS NEIGHBORHOOD?
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OK, SO YOU DON'T
BELIEVE IN PSYCHICS,
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BUT YOU DO BELIEVE
IN THE LOCH NESS MONSTER?
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I DO NOT BELIEVE IN
THE LOCH NESS MONSTER.
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I BELIEVE NESSIE IS
A FRIENDLY SEA SERPENT
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WHOSE FRISKY DEMEANOR
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HAS BEEN MISINTERPRETED
AS MONSTER-LIKE.
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OH!
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OK, THANKS!
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MRS. DUBCEK!
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WELL, HI!
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OH, RITA IS
AN UNBELIEVABLE
PSYCHIC.
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WITHOUT HER,
MY LIFE WOULD
JUST BE A MESS.
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UH-OH!
I'M LATE FOR
MY A.A. MEETING.
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OH, COME ON.
LET'S GO IN!
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WELCOME!
IT'S $15 EACH.
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I GUESS
THAT'S REASONABLE.
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THE UPKEEP ON CRAPOLA
MUST BE PRETTY HIGH.
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LET ME GO FIRST.
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HI.
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YOU'VE BEEN SAD
RECENTLY.
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KIND OF.
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GENERALIZATION,
MADAME RIPOFFSKY.
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YOU'RE HAPPY
WITH SOME THINGS,
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BUT I'M SENSING
YOU'D LIKE OTHER
THINGS TO CHANGE.
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THAT'S TRUE.
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YEAH.
AS OPPOSED TO THE PEOPLE
WITH PERFECT LIVES
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WHO COME INTO
YOUR DESPERATE LITTLE
SHACK FOR GUIDANCE.
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DICK, YOU'RE SPOILING IT.
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OH, EXCUSE ME. PLEASE...
CONTINUE, MISTRESS FRAUDINI.
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IT'S OK. SOME PEOPLE
HAVE SCIENTIFIC MINDS,
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AND IT'S HARD
FOR THEM TO PROCESS
PSYCHIC PHENOMENA!
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OH, PLEASE!
SCIENTIFIC PH--
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HOW DID YOU KNOW
I WAS A SCIENTIST?
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HOW DO YOU THINK?
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I CAN SEE THAT
YOU AND YOUR FRIEND
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ARE FROM 2 VERY
DIFFERENT WORLDS.
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YES.
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DIFFERENT WORLDS? MARY,
I THINK WE SHOULD GO NOW.
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ONE OF THESE DAYS,
HE'S GONNA UP
AND LEAVE YOU...
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STOP IT!
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AND GO BACK TO
WHEREVER HE CAME FROM.
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OH, COME ON, MARY!
MARY! UP, UP, UP!
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DICK, TAKE IT EASY!
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COME ON!
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR RUINING MY LIFE,
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YOU HEARTLESS,
EVIL PROPHETESS!
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ARE THERE ANY MUTUAL FUNDS
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THAT YOU ESPECIALLY LI...
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NEVER MIND! YOU BITCH!
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GUYS! GUYS!
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I'VE JUST HAD THE MOST
DISTURBING EXPERIENCE!
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MARY DRAGGED ME IN
TO A PSYCHIC
DOWN ON WATER STREET
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WHO PREDICTED THAT
WE'D BE LEAVING THE PLANET!
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WHOA! WAIT A SECOND.
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A PSYCHIC? THOSE
PEOPLE ARE FOR REAL?
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WELL, THIS ONE IS.
SHE IS GOOD.
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WE'RE NOT LEAVING
THE PLANET, ARE WE, DICK?
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WE COULD BE CALLED AWAY
AT ANY SECOND,
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AND I CAN'T BEAR
THE THOUGHT OF MARY
GROWING OLD ALONE.
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I WOULDN'T WORRY, DICK.
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MARY'S NOT ONE TO KEEP HER
PANTIES COOL FOR TOO LONG.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
SHE IS EXTREMELY RESILIENT.
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MMM...SHE'S A SLUT.
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BUT SHE COULD
SPEND YEARS SEARCHING
AND ATTRACT ONLY LOSERS.
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WELL, WHAT CAN YOU DO?
YOU GOT NO CONTROL.
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THEN I'LL TAKE CONTROL!
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I WILL DEDICATE MY LIFE
TO FINDING MY SUCCESSOR.
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I DON'T KNOW, DICK.
IF I WERE MARY,
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I WOULDN'T WANT
YOU TO FIND ME
A NEW BOYFRIEND.
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BUT I MUST!
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ANYONE WHO KNOWS
DICK SOLOMON
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KNOWS THAT HE IS
COMPLETELY SELFLESS.
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AND WHEN I FIND MY WORTHY
REPLACEMENT, AND I SHALL,
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HE WILL WAIT PATIENTLY
IN THE WINGS,
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AND AFTER I'VE GONE,
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HE WILL LOVE MARY
AS ONLY I KNOW HOW.
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OH, THAT'S SWEET!
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THANK YOU, HARRY.
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NO, NO. I MEAN THIS
CINNAMON SPARKLE SYRUP.
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IT'S SWEET!
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AW, POOR DICK.
THAT PSYCHIC REALLY
MESSED WITH HIS HEAD.
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WAIT A SECOND, HARRY.
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IF THAT PSYCHIC KNOWS
WE'RE LEAVING THE PLANET,
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THEN SHE KNOWS WE'RE ALIENS.
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AND IF SHE KNOWS
THAT WE'RE ALIENS,
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SHE KNOWS
THAT I'M AN ALIEN.
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ALL RIGHT.
WE GOTTA CHECK HER OUT,
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AND IF SHE'S FOR REAL,
WE HAVE TO KILL HER
FOR SECURITY REASONS.
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WHAT IF
SHE'S NOT REAL?
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WELL, WE KILL HER
FOR SPORT.
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NINA!
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NINA! OH, GOOD!
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LISTEN, I'M, UH,
I'M WORKING ON A PROJECT,
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AND I NEED YOUR HELP.
SIT DOWN, DEAR.
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NINA, HOW DOES A LONELY
SINGLE WOMAN LIKE YOU
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FIND COMPANIONSHIP?
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I'M NOT LONELY,
DR. SOLOMON.
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
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SURE YOU DO. SURE YOU DO.
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BUT, UH, LET'S PRETEND
THAT YOU DIDN'T, SHALL WE?
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HOW DO YOU GO ABOUT
FINDING A LOVER?
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IF I HAD TO,
I'D TRY A CHURCH GROUP,
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THE PERSONAL ADS,
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OR MAYBE EVEN
THE INTERNET.
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AND YET, WITH ALL
THESE BRIGHT IDEAS,
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YOU STILL REMAIN
MISERABLE AND ALONE.
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IT'S SUCH A PITY.
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I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
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YOU'RE THE ONLY REASON
I'M MISERABLE!
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OH, BUT...NO!
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UH, NINA!
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
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I'M ALMOST ENGAGED!
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SO, HAVE YOU
ALSO STRUCK OUT
AT SINGLES BARS?
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EVEN IF I DIDN'T
HAVE A BOYFRIEND,
AND I DO,
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HANGING OUT WITH A BUNCH
OF HORNY, DRUNK GUYS
HAS NEVER BEEN MY SCENE.
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SO, IF YOU'VE
NEVER TRIED IT,
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IT JUST MIGHT WORK!
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THANK YOU SO MUCH!
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OH, AND, UH, NINA,
IF I WERE YOU,
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I WOULDN'T
RULE OUT THE BARS.
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THOSE DRUNKEN HORNY GUYS
MIGHT JUST OVERLOOK
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THAT SOUR PERSONALITY
OF YOURS.
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I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!
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[JIGGLES DOORKNOB]
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OH, NO!
THE DOOR'S LOCKED.
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SHE KNEW
WE WERE COMING.
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SHE IS FOR REAL!
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RELAX, HARRY.
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LET'S NOT JUMP
TO ANY CONCLUSIONS. LOOK!
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THERE'S A NOTE
ON THE DOOR.
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"BE BACK AT 12:30."
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SEE? 12:40 NOW?
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SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
SHE'D BE LATE.
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I THINK
YOUR WATCH IS FAST.
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OH, YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT!
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I SET IT 10 MINUTES FAST
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'CAUSE I FOUND
THAT I WAS ALWAYS...
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RUNNING LATE.
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YEAH.
UH, THAT'S RIGHT.
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WELL, WE BETTER
GET GOING. UM...
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OUR BUS IS GONNA
PICK US UP AT THE, UH...
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BUS STOP?
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UH-HUH. HARRY, DO YOU
HAVE ANY OF THOSE...
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TOKENS?
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OH, MY GOD!
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AAH! AAH!
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DICK, WHY DID YOU
BRING ME HERE?
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EVERYONE HERE
IS HALF MY AGE AND
TWICE AS GOOD-LOOKING.
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MARY, YOU COULD JUMP
BACK INTO THIS GAME
IN A SECOND.
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YOU'RE TOUGH
COMPETITION FOR
ALL THESE WOMEN.
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THANK YOU, DICK.
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YOU'VE BEEN
AROUND THE BLOCK
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MORE THAN
ANY OF THEM,
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AND THEY KNOW IT.
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NOT TO MENTION
YOU COULD DRINK
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MOST OF THESE MEN
UNDER THE TABLE.
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YOU ARE NOT A LOSER.
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LOSER? I NEVER
SAID I WAS A--
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MARY, REPEAT AFTER ME,
"I AM NOT A BEAST."
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OH, DICK!
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I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW
A LOT OF MEN FIND ME
VERY ATTRACTIVE.
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IN FACT, THERE'S A GUY
OVER THERE WHO'S BEEN
CHECKING ME OUT.
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WHAT? WHERE?
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OH, GOOD EYE!
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STAY HERE!
LOOK PRETTY!
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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OH, DICK! PLEASE DON'T
START A FIGHT WITH THAT GUY!
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EXCUSE ME.
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YOU SEEM LIKE
AN INTELLIGENT,
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FAIRLY WELL-GROOMED
YOUNG MAN.
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OH! AND I SEE
YOU WORK OUT!
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DUDE, DON'T TOUCH ME.
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HEY! LEXUS KEY CHAIN!
WHAT ARE YOU DRIVING?
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I'M TALKING HERE.
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WHAT ARE YOU WASTING
YOUR TIME WITH HER FOR?
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YOU SEE THAT HOT BLONDE
SIPPING ON A PIÑA COLADA?
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WELL, RIGHT BEHIND HER
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IS AN EXPERIENCED
PROFESSIONAL WOMAN
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WHO COULD USE
A MAN LIKE YOU,
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SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
YOU WANT TO PARTY?
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EXCUSE ME.
YOU WORK WITH THAT GUY?
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YES, I WORK
WITH DICK. WHY?
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LET'S NOT
CAUSE A SCENE.
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WE DON'T WANT
YOUR KIND HERE.
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FIND YOUR JOHNS
IN SOME OTHER BAR.
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WHAT?!
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HEY! HEY! WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE?
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DICK, THEY THINK
I'M A HOOKER!
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A HOOKER?!
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YEAH, MARY!
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YOU STILL GOT IT,
BABY!
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OK, OK, OK.
LET'S FOCUS HERE.
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HOW DO YOU KILL
SOMEBODY WHO CAN
PREDICT THE FUTURE?
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WE'LL HAVE
TO DO IT...
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UNPREDICTABLY.
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RIGHT!
LIKE AN ACCIDENT.
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BUT HOW DO YOU
PLAN AN ACCIDENT?
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NO, NO, NO.
YOU CAN'T,
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BUT YOU CAN
ACCIDENTALLY PLAN
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TO ACCIDENTALLY
KILL SOMEBODY.
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BY ACCIDENT.
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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LIKE, SHE COULD
BE ALLERGIC
TO SHELLFISH,
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AND YOU ACCIDENTALLY
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RUN HER OVER
WITH YOUR CAR.
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THAT'S A GOOD PLAN!
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EH.
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OH, NO. IT'S NOT
GONNA WORK, THOUGH.
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I MEAN, IF WE
ALREADY PLAN IT,
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IT'S NO LONGER
AN ACCIDENTAL PLAN.
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WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD,
'CAUSE IT WAS A GOOD ONE.
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OH! I GOT A GREAT ONE!
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SHUT UP, HARRY!
DON'T SAY IT!
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THE ONLY WAY
THIS PLAN WILL WORK
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IS IF I
DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT
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UNTIL THE LAST
POSSIBLE SECOND.
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OF COURSE!
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IT'S PERFECT!
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SO, THEN. I GUESS
I'LL SEE YOU AROUND.
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SURE.
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SEE YOU AROUND. YEAH.
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OR NOT.
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OR NOT. YEAH.
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HELLO.
RUTHERFORD HARDWARE?
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YES.
YOU HAVE AN AD HERE
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FOR SOMETHING CALLED
A STUD FINDER.
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DOES THIS THING...
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DOES THIS THING
REALLY WORK?
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YEAH. GOOD, BECAUSE
I NEED A MAN WHO...
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HELLO? HEL--OH!
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IDIOT!
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DR. SOLOMON, WEREN'T
YOU ALREADY WARNED
ABOUT SKIPPING CLASS
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TO MAKE PHONY PHONE CALLS?
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I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO TEACH CLASS TODAY.
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WELL, WHEN THIS KIND
OF "EMERGENCY" HAPPENS,
YOU SHOULD LET ME KNOW.
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00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:33,301
THERE'S A VISITING
LECTURER WHO'S DYING
TO SUBSTITUTE FOR YOU.
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00:10:33,334 --> 00:10:35,236
YOU KNOW SOMEONE
WHO CAN REPLACE ME?
242
00:10:35,269 --> 00:10:37,371
YEAH. HIS NAME'S
GARY HEMMINGS.
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00:10:37,405 --> 00:10:41,108
GARY. DON'T LIKE IT,
BUT A NAME CAN CHANGE.
244
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,410
TELL ME ABOUT THIS GARY.
245
00:10:42,443 --> 00:10:45,346
IS HE QUICK-WITTED,
WELL-TEMPERED, VIRILE?
246
00:10:45,379 --> 00:10:47,948
UH, MAYBE I SHOULD
JUST GO GET HIM.
247
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,083
DOES HE LIKE
TO SEE SNOWFLAKES
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FALL ON THE FACE
OF HIS BELOVED?
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00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:56,056
WILL HE WIPE AWAY
THE SLEEP FROM HER EYES,
250
00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,090
ONLY TO BE BLINDED
251
00:10:57,124 --> 00:11:00,694
BY THE SUNSHINE OF
HER FLAWLESS COMPLEXION?
252
00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:03,464
DOES HE HAVE JUST
THE TINIEST OF CRUSHES
253
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ON HARRISON FORD?
254
00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:11,605
DR. SOLOMON. NINA SAID
YOU WANTED TO SEE ME.
255
00:11:11,639 --> 00:11:15,175
IT'S LIKE LOOKING
INTO A MIRROR!
256
00:11:15,209 --> 00:11:18,246
MY GOD!
YOU'RE GORGEOUS!
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00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,185
GARY.
258
00:11:25,219 --> 00:11:26,053
YES?
259
00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:28,489
I'VE LIVED IN RUTHERFORD
FOR 5 YEARS NOW.
260
00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:33,394
I AM ARGUABLY
THE MOST CELEBRATED
PROFESSOR AT PENDLETON,
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00:11:33,427 --> 00:11:35,028
AND I AM DATING
A MAJOR HOTTIE.
262
00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:40,234
NOW, DOES THIS SOUND
LIKE A LIFE THAT
GARY HEMMINGS COULD LEAD?
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WELL, YES, PROFESSOR.
264
00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:42,903
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO BE WHERE YOU ARE.
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GOOD. BECAUSE, GARY,
I COULD BE CALLED AWAY
AT ANY MOMENT.
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YOU NEED NOT KNOW WHY.
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00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:53,247
AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS,
I'LL NEED THE RIGHT MAN
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TO STEP IN
AND TAKE MY PLACE.
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00:11:55,483 --> 00:11:57,518
ARE YOU OFFERING ME
A FULL-TIME POSITION?
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POTENTIALLY.
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IT ALL DEPENDS ON HOW
YOU AND MARY HIT IT OFF.
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00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:05,826
MARY? I HAD NO IDEA
DR. ALBRIGHT WAS
SO INFLUENTIAL.
273
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,728
HEMMINGS, GET YOUR HEAD
INTO THE GAME!
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00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:10,197
IF MARY DOESN'T LIKE YOU,
NONE OF THIS WILL WORK!
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WELL, I CERTAINLY
HOPE SHE LIKES ME.
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00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,166
AFTER ALL,
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THERE'S PLENTY
OF SOLID EXPERIENCE
UNDER MY BELT.
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AND THAT'S EXACTLY
WHERE IT WILL STAY
UNTIL I'M GONE, ALL RIGHT?
279
00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:26,179
UNTIL THEN, I SUGGEST
YOU FOCUS ON FLOWERS,
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CHOCOLATES, AND CERAMIC
FIDDLE-PLAYING CATS.
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ARE YOU
ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN
THAT'S APPROPRIATE?
282
00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:36,223
OK. I CAN SEE
I'M WASTING MY TIME HERE.
283
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:36,924
GOOD DAY, SIR.
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
I CAN DO THAT.
285
00:12:38,392 --> 00:12:39,627
I CAN PLAY
THE GAME, SIR.
286
00:12:39,660 --> 00:12:41,495
OH, IT'S NO GAME.
287
00:12:41,529 --> 00:12:43,297
YOU'LL SEE THAT TONIGHT
WHEN THE THREE OF US DINE,
288
00:12:43,331 --> 00:12:45,866
AND LET THE PIECES
FALL WHERE THEY MAY.
289
00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,234
OK. THAT'S GREAT.
290
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,836
GOOD. OH, AND, GARY?
291
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:50,338
YES, SIR.
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00:12:50,371 --> 00:12:52,373
BE A LAMB AND FILL THIS
UP FOR ME, WILL YOU?
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00:12:52,406 --> 00:12:55,409
YOU CAN'T BE
TOO CAREFUL NOWADAYS.
294
00:12:58,746 --> 00:12:59,813
THANKS
FOR WAITING.
295
00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:01,482
I CAN'T FIND
MY TAROT CARDS.
296
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GIVE ME
YOUR HAND.
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00:13:02,516 --> 00:13:03,817
HMM.
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00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:06,720
OK, BUT A GUY
WALKING AROUND
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WITH A BOTTLE
OF HONEY,
300
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:11,459
I SURE HOPE THAT
NO ACCIDENTS HAPPEN!
301
00:13:11,492 --> 00:13:12,125
UHH!
302
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,561
OH! AW!
AAH!
303
00:13:13,594 --> 00:13:17,197
OH, I'M SO SORRY!
I'M SUCH A KLUTZ!
304
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,666
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
305
00:13:18,699 --> 00:13:19,567
NOW, SALLY!
306
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,234
OK! WHAT?
307
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:23,103
RELEASE THE KILLER BEES!
308
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,705
AAH!
309
00:13:27,441 --> 00:13:28,776
I DON'T HAVE
ANY KILLER BEES.
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00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:32,245
I KNOW. I KIND OF THOUGHT
THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN.
311
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:33,881
AW, YOU SHOULD HAVE
TOLD ME THE PLAN, MAN.
312
00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:37,651
WELL, YOU TOLD ME
NOT TO!
313
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,222
OH, THERE SHE IS!
314
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:44,792
YEAH. ISN'T SHE
A VISION?
315
00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:46,226
SHE'S A LOVELY WOMAN, SIR.
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00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,562
SHE'S A FOX.
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HI, DICK!
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00:13:49,597 --> 00:13:51,665
OH, MARY!
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00:13:51,699 --> 00:13:55,836
AND DICK'S FRIEND,
WHO'S JOINING US ON
OUR ROMANTIC DATE.
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MARY ALBRIGHT,
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00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:59,373
GARY HEMMINGS,
A BRILLIANT PHYSICIST.
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I'VE TAKEN HIM
UNDER MY WING,
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00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:02,175
AND I'M GROOMING HIM
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00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:05,713
FOR HIS MOST IMPORTANT
CHALLENGE OF ALL.
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00:14:05,746 --> 00:14:07,280
NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU,
DR. ALBRIGHT.
YEAH.
326
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:08,816
OH, BY ALL MEANS,
CALL HER MARY,
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00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:13,220
OH! OR PUDDIN'-NOSE.
328
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:14,522
OR DR. ALBRIGHT.
329
00:14:14,555 --> 00:14:16,023
GARY, ARE YOU
GONNA GIVE US
330
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,526
ONE OF YOUR
TRADEMARK SMILES?
331
00:14:18,559 --> 00:14:20,528
PLEASE, SIR. YOU'RE
EMBARRASSING ME NOW.
332
00:14:20,561 --> 00:14:23,196
COME ON. IT'S FOR MARY!
333
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,866
COO COO COO COO COO
COO COO COO COO COO!
334
00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:26,634
OK!
335
00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:27,968
THERE IT IS! YEAH.
336
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,369
DICK!
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00:14:29,403 --> 00:14:33,607
SO, UH, DR. ALBRIGHT,
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN
AN ANTHROPOLOGIST?
338
00:14:33,641 --> 00:14:34,442
OH!
339
00:14:34,475 --> 00:14:36,143
OH, YEAH! WHAT
AN INTERESTING QUESTION!
340
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:39,046
GARY, COULD I TALK TO
YOU FOR JUST A MOMENT?
341
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,114
HEMMINGS,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
342
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:42,182
YOU'RE SUCH A LOX!
343
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,584
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU WANT!
344
00:14:43,617 --> 00:14:45,853
EVERY WOMAN
WANTS SPARKLE!
345
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,988
[MUSIC PLAYING]
346
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:49,189
DICK, THEY'RE
PLAYING OUR SONG!
347
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,925
WELL, IT COULD BE
GARY'S SONG, TOO, MARY.
348
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,260
WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?
349
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:55,262
WELL, HE'S, UM, UH...
350
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:56,129
DANCING WITH YOU!
351
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:58,165
UH, GARY, TAKE OVER.
I'M A LITTLE WINDED.
352
00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:00,734
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
353
00:15:00,768 --> 00:15:03,471
DON'T MIND DICK.
HE'S, UM, EH...
354
00:15:03,504 --> 00:15:04,404
ECCENTRIC.
355
00:15:04,438 --> 00:15:05,038
YEAH.
356
00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,674
MOST
BRILLIANT PEOPLE ARE.
357
00:15:06,707 --> 00:15:09,276
YOU'RE A BIT ECCENTRIC
YOURSELF, DR. ALBRIGHT.
358
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:10,578
REALLY? HEH!
359
00:15:10,611 --> 00:15:12,613
LOOK AT THEM.
360
00:15:12,646 --> 00:15:14,615
MY GIRLFRIEND
AND HER FUTURE LOVER.
361
00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:17,084
AREN'T THEY BEAUTIFUL?
362
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,886
IT'S A PERFECT MATCH.
363
00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:22,322
YOU'VE DONE WELL,
DICK SOLOMON.
364
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:25,292
TOO WELL!
365
00:15:28,562 --> 00:15:30,464
HI. I'M SALLY,
AND THIS IS HARRY.
366
00:15:30,498 --> 00:15:31,865
WE'D LIKE
TO GET A READING.
367
00:15:31,899 --> 00:15:34,067
I'M NOT TELLING YOU
YOUR FUTURES.
368
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:35,769
I SHOULD HAVE
YOU TWO ARRESTED!
369
00:15:35,803 --> 00:15:37,471
OH, PLEASE.
WE'RE NOT HERE FOR US!
370
00:15:37,505 --> 00:15:39,807
WE WANT TO KNOW
YOUR FUTURE!
371
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:40,774
MY FUTURE?
372
00:15:40,808 --> 00:15:44,144
WELL, SURE.
I MEAN, OUR LIVES
ARE SO BORING,
373
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:47,915
BUT WE'D KILL
TO HEAR YOURS!
374
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,951
MY CUSTOMERS ONLY ASK
ABOUT THEIR PROBLEMS.
375
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,653
NOBODY CARES ABOUT MINE.
376
00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:55,589
OH, WE CARE!
OH, WE CARE!
377
00:15:55,623 --> 00:15:56,256
AW!
378
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,760
BLESS YOUR HEARTS!
HA HA HA!
379
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:04,464
I SEE A SAD LITTLE GIRL
FROM A SMALL FARM.
380
00:16:04,498 --> 00:16:07,434
BLAH BLAH BLAH!
HOW DOES IT ALL END?
381
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,168
EXCUSE ME?
382
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:09,436
WELL, JUST SKIP THE MIDDLE
383
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,337
AND GET TO THE END.
384
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,705
HOW DO YOU DIE?
385
00:16:11,739 --> 00:16:13,440
DIE?
YEAH!
386
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:16,376
WELL, I'VE ALWAYS
HAD A CLEAR VISION
OF MYSELF DYING
387
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:20,013
DURING A PASSIONATE
NIGHT OF LOVEMAKING.
388
00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:21,882
NOT A BAD WAY
TO DIE, HUH?
389
00:16:21,915 --> 00:16:23,150
Sally: HA HA!
390
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,818
NOT AT ALL!
HA HA HA!
391
00:16:24,852 --> 00:16:29,723
BUT A HORRIBLE
WAY TO KILL,
RIGHT, HARRY?
392
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,096
ALL RIGHT.
393
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:41,869
IT'S GONNA
BE TRICKY. YEAH.
394
00:16:41,902 --> 00:16:44,204
[SPRAYS BREATH FRESHENER]
395
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:48,341
I MEAN, WHO KNOWS WHAT
LIES BENEATH THAT MUUMUU?
396
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,109
DICK!
397
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,811
WHA-WHAT
ARE YOU TWO
DOING HERE?
398
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:54,447
DICK, THIS PSYCHIC
IS DANGEROUS
TO THE MISSION.
399
00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:58,619
HARRY IS MOMENTS
AWAY FROM MAKING
LOVE TO HER...
400
00:16:58,652 --> 00:17:01,354
TO DEATH!
401
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:02,890
GOOD PLAN.
YEAH.
402
00:17:02,923 --> 00:17:04,257
BUT FIRST
I HAVE TO
TALK TO HER.
403
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:05,125
UH UH UH!
404
00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:06,526
THERE'LL BE PLENTY
OF TIME FOR TALK
405
00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:09,529
DURING MY 2 1/2
HOURS OF FOREPLAY.
406
00:17:09,563 --> 00:17:10,397
OH, NO, NO!
407
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,465
I COMMAND YOU
TO SUSPEND
THIS EROTICIDE
408
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:14,067
UNTIL I HAVE
SPOKEN TO RITA!
409
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:16,570
I HAVE TO FIND OUT
WHEN WE'RE LEAVING
THIS PLANET!
410
00:17:16,604 --> 00:17:17,971
WHY?
411
00:17:18,005 --> 00:17:18,772
I FINALLY FOUND
412
00:17:18,806 --> 00:17:20,240
THE PERFECT REPLACEMENT
FOR MYSELF.
413
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:21,008
WELL, THAT'S GREAT!
414
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,743
IT IS GREAT, FOR MARY,
415
00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:24,477
BUT WHEN I PLANNED
THIS SELFLESS ACT,
416
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:28,181
I HAD NO IDEA
HOW IT WOULD AFFECT ME!
417
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,516
IT'S HEARTBREAKING!
418
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,417
I'VE GOT TO FIND OUT
419
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,285
HOW MUCH TIME I HAVE
LEFT WITH MY BELOVED.
420
00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:34,287
WELL, WHAT WOULD
MAKE YOU HAPPY, DICK?
421
00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:35,355
10 YEARS?
422
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,691
THAT QUICK? 10 SHORT YEARS?
IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?
423
00:17:37,725 --> 00:17:38,659
WELL, IT COULD
BE 10 MONTHS.
424
00:17:38,692 --> 00:17:41,662
10 TINY MONTHS?
I'M AS GOOD AS GONE
ALREADY!
425
00:17:41,695 --> 00:17:43,931
WELL, DICK, YOU FOUND
YOUR REPLACEMENT.
426
00:17:43,964 --> 00:17:47,400
FACE IT! FROM NOW ON,
YOU'RE JUST A TEMP!
427
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,970
YOU'RE RIGHT.
428
00:17:50,003 --> 00:17:52,606
THE ONLY THING
STANDING BETWEEN
MARY AND TRUE LOVE
429
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:53,373
IS ME!
430
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,709
OH, IF ONLY I'D
SEEN THIS COMING!
431
00:17:55,743 --> 00:17:57,711
DAMN YOU, RITA!
432
00:17:57,745 --> 00:18:00,814
I WANT TO KILL YOU
MYSELF!
433
00:18:00,848 --> 00:18:03,817
BUT HOW DO YOU KILL
SOMEONE WHO CAN
PREDICT THE FUTURE?
434
00:18:03,851 --> 00:18:05,719
MMM! I GOT YOU COVERED.
435
00:18:05,753 --> 00:18:08,421
[SPRAYS
BREATH FRESHENER]
436
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:13,927
[KNOCKS]
437
00:18:13,961 --> 00:18:15,796
DR. SOLOMON,
YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?
438
00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:18,799
OH, YES. GARY,
PLEASE SIT DOWN.
439
00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:19,599
THANK YOU.
440
00:18:19,633 --> 00:18:21,234
LOOK, THERE'S NO NEED
441
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:22,936
TO DELAY
THE INEVITABLE, GARY,
442
00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:27,007
MY SON, MY BROTHER,
MY PROTEGE...
443
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,008
ME!
444
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:30,043
YOU MEAN
I'VE GOT THE JOB?
445
00:18:30,077 --> 00:18:31,544
WHEN DO I START, SIR?
446
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,180
MARY'S LAST CLASS
STARTS AT 3:00,
447
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,783
SO IF YOU CAN COAX
HER TO A HAPPY HOUR
AT 5:00,
448
00:18:35,816 --> 00:18:39,219
YOU SHOULD BE
IN THE SACK BY 7:00.
449
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,723
WHAT? WAIT A MINUTE.
450
00:18:42,756 --> 00:18:46,459
I'M NOT SLEEPING
WITH DR. ALBRIGHT
JUST TO GET THE JOB.
451
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:47,928
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
452
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:50,263
SLEEPING WITH MARY
IS THE JOB.
453
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:53,033
WELL, PART OF IT,
ANYWAY.
454
00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:54,134
SHE LIKES TO SHOP, TOO.
455
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,069
I JUST WANT
TO TEACH PHYSICS.
456
00:18:56,103 --> 00:18:57,537
THAT'S
ALL I'VE EVER WANTED.
457
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,172
WE HAD A DEAL!
458
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:02,876
HEY, GUYS!
CHICKEN JERUSALEM
IN THE CAFETERIA!
459
00:19:02,910 --> 00:19:05,245
DR. ALBRIGHT,
460
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,613
YOU MAY BE
A HANDSOME WOMAN,
461
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:07,815
AND I WOULD
CERTAINLY LOVE
462
00:19:07,848 --> 00:19:09,449
A POSITION HERE
AT THE UNIVERSITY,
463
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:13,286
BUT I AM NOT GOING
TO SLEEP WITH YOU!
464
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,689
GOOD-BYE!
465
00:19:15,723 --> 00:19:18,826
OK. THAT'S FAIR.
466
00:19:18,859 --> 00:19:20,961
DICK...
467
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:23,063
GUESS WHAT
I WANT TO KNOW.
468
00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:25,966
[SIGHS]
469
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,200
THEY CALL IT
CHICKEN JERUSALEM
470
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:30,303
BECAUSE THEY MAKE IT
WITH JERUSALEM
ARTICHOKES.
471
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:31,638
ANYWAY...
472
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,874
WHY DOESN'T GARY
WANT TO SLEEP WITH ME?
473
00:19:33,907 --> 00:19:35,308
OH, BECAUSE
HE'S AN IDIOT,
474
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:36,209
AND NOW I DON'T KNOW
475
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:38,011
WHAT'S GONNA BECOME
OF YOU WHEN I'M GONE!
476
00:19:38,045 --> 00:19:40,113
OH, MY GOD! DICK,
YOU'RE NOT DYING, ARE YOU?
477
00:19:40,147 --> 00:19:42,082
NO, I'M NOT,
BUT WHAT IF I DID?
478
00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:43,483
THAT PSYCHIC SCARED ME.
479
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,085
SHE MADE ME THINK
ABOUT THE FUTURE.
480
00:19:45,118 --> 00:19:46,119
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO YOU
481
00:19:46,153 --> 00:19:48,155
IF I WEREN'T AROUND
ANYMORE?
482
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,757
I THOUGHT
GARY COULD REPLACE ME,
483
00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:52,726
BUT NOW I DON'T
WANT TO BE REPLACED!
484
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:55,062
YOU'RE NOT SAYING
THAT YOU WERE TRYING
TO FIX GARY AND ME UP?
485
00:19:55,095 --> 00:20:00,400
YES! IT'S THE HARDEST
THING I EVER HAD TO DO!
486
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:01,634
LISTEN, YOU.
487
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,403
THAT PSYCHIC
DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING.
488
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,806
YOU HAVE MANY,
MANY YEARS AHEAD OF YOU,
489
00:20:05,839 --> 00:20:07,841
AND I WILL BE
RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE.
490
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:11,444
AND AFTER THAT,
I DON'T WANT ANYBODY ELSE.
491
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:14,514
MARY, YOU'D
RATHER BE ALONE?
492
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,951
AFTER YOU, I'M DONE!
493
00:20:17,985 --> 00:20:20,988
OF COURSE YOU ARE.
494
00:20:21,021 --> 00:20:23,523
HOW COULD I EXPECT
YOU TO EVER SETTLE
FOR ANYONE ELSE
495
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:27,027
AFTER BEING WITH
SOMEONE LIKE ME?
496
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:31,198
I'VE RUINED YOU.
497
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,767
MORE THAN
YOU'LL EVER KNOW.
498
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:38,471
AFTER SO LONG
ON THIS PLANET,
499
00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:41,875
I'VE FINALLY LEARNED
MY MOST IMPORTANT
LESSON OF ALL.
500
00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:43,410
OH. WHAT'S THAT?
501
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:47,247
THAT'S IT'S BETTER
TO HAVE LOVED DICK
AND LOST DICK
502
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:51,118
THAN NEVER TO HAVE
HAD DICK AT ALL.
503
00:20:51,151 --> 00:20:54,321
STILL, I'LL PASS.
504
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:57,024
OH, BY THE WAY,
DID YOU TAKE CARE
OF THAT SECURITY RISK?
505
00:20:57,057 --> 00:20:58,758
Harry:
I'M ON TOP OF IT!
506
00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:00,327
OH, HARRY!
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED?
507
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:03,196
NO, NOT YET.
I JUST CAME DOWN
TO GET SOME WATER.
508
00:21:03,230 --> 00:21:04,798
WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG?
509
00:21:04,832 --> 00:21:08,535
I DON'T KNOW!
SHE JUST KEEPS
GETTING STRONGER!
510
00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:09,970
LOOK! NOW,
JUST REMEMBER, HARRY.
511
00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:12,372
THE ENTIRE MISSION
IS COUNTING ON YOU,
512
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:16,076
SO KEEP IT UP!
513
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:19,813
EASIER SAID
THAN DONE!
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