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GOOD MORNING, DICK.
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OH. HELLO, MARY.
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AHH.
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YOUNG LOVE.
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YES. I DIDN'T MEAN
TO STARE AT THEM, BUT...
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THEY'RE REALLY
GOING AT IT.
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THEY REALLY ARE.
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HEY! THAT FAT GUY'S
BLOCKING OUR VIEW!
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HEY, CHUBBY,
KEEP IT MOVING!
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OHH!
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YOU SCARED THEM OFF.
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OHH...
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I GUESS THIS IS WHAT
MY LIFE HAS BECOME...
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LIVING VICARIOUSLY
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THROUGH THE GRITTY
ROMANCE OF OTHERS.
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THE GATES OF WINDEMERE?
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YEAH. SASHA REESE
IS TORN BETWEEN
TWO LOVERS,
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AND EVERY STEP SHE TAKES
IS A GUILTY
YET SENSUOUS DELIGHT.
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THAT'S JUNK.
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HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
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I'M TELLING YOU,
I READ IT. IT'S JUNK.
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OOH.
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I SAW THE MOST ROMANTIC
MOVIE LAST NIGHT.
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MAN, WOMAN, BED, CAKE.
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IT'S A GERMAN ART FILM.
VERY RIVETING.
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ONCE YOU FIGURE OUT
WHICH CHARACTER'S MALE
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AND WHICH CHARACTER'S
FEMALE.
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HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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OH, I'M OFF TO SEE
A MOVIE AT CINE RUTHERFORD,
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AND I REFUSE TO PAY
THOSE OUTRAGEOUS
CONCESSION STAND PRICES.
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WHERE'D YOU GET
THOSE?
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I BOUGHT THEM LAST TIME
I WAS AT THE MOVIES.
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WAIT. YOU'RE GOING
TO THE MOVIES?
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YOU'RE NOT TAKING
THE CAR, ARE YOU?
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NO, SALLY,
I'M GOING TO WALK
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THE 3 BLOCKS!
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OF COURSE I'M TAKING
THE CAR.
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I'M BUYING GROCERIES.
I NEED THE CAR.
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WELL, YOU CAN HAVE
YOUR FUN LATER.
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I'M SO SICK OF THIS.
YOU HAVE TO GET ME
MY OWN CAR.
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YEAH, DICK. MOST FAMILIES
DO HAVE 2 CARS.
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MOST FAMILIES HAVE A COUCH.
MOST FAMILIES HAVE A MOTHER.
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MOST FAMILIES ARE RELATED.
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IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT,
GO MOVE IN WITH MOST FAMILIES.
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WELL, NOT THAT
I'M THINKING ABOUT IT,
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BUT WHERE EXACTLY
DO MOST FAMILIES LIVE?
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WAIT, DICK.
I NEED WHEELS.
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FINE. BUY A CAR.
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YES!
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A USED ONE.
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AND BE SURE TO LISTEN
TO THE CAR SALESMAN.
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HE'S YOUR FRIEND,
AND HE'S THERE TO HELP.
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WELL, ASIDE FROM
THE OVERPOWERING STENCH
OF CAT MUSK,
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THIS ONE'S A CREAM PUFF.
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THIS ONE'S PRETTY COOL, TOO.
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EXCEPT FOR THAT SPOT
ON THE SEAT.
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IT'S BLOOD.
I'M GETTING OUT.
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BOYS, THE SEARCH IS OVER.
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THIS...
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IS THE MOST SENSIBLE CAR
I HAVE EVER SEEN.
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THIS CAR...
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MAKES ME FEEL LIKE
SOMETHING
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THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN MISSING
IN MY LIFE
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CAN BE SOLVED
WITH THIS LONG,
BEAUTIFUL MACHINE.
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IT'S KIND OF SHAPED
LIKE A BANANA.
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HI.
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HELLO.
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YOU KNOW,
I'VE BEEN WAITING
TO SEE THIS MOVIE
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FOR MONTHS.
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OH, REALLY?
I JUST GOT HERE.
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ARE YOU, UH...
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GERMAN?
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NO.
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ARE YOU TRYING
TO MAKE CONVERSATION?
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NO.
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YES.
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OH...I LOVE THAT.
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I'M ANITA.
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I'M DICK.
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SO SINCE
WE'RE BOTH ALONE,
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WOULD YOU LIKE
TO SIT TOGETHER?
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SIT WITH YOU,
TOGETHER, US?
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YEAH.
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OH. SURE.
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OH, UH, F.Y.I.--
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RAISINETS ON THE RIGHT,
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JUJUBES ON THE LEFT.
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OH...
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THAT WAS WONDERFUL.
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I JUST LOVED THE ENDING.
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I JUST LOVED
WHEN YOU FRENCHED ME.
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WHERE'S YOUR CAR?
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APPARENTLY
IT'S PARKED IN HEAVEN.
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MUST HAVE VIPER.
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LIEUTENANT,
THIS IS A MISTAKE.
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WE JUST NEED TRANSPORTATION.
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WE'RE NOT ENTERING
THE DAYTONA 500.
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THAT THING IS AMAZING.
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THE POWER, THE THRUST!
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YOU SHOULD'VE DRIVEN IT.
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I TRIED TO DRIVE IT
AND YOU BIT MY HAND.
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ALL RIGHT, SALLY,
LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN DO
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TO PUT YOU INTO
THAT BEAUTIFUL AUTOMOBILE--
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TODAY.
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YEAH WE'LL THINK ABOUT
IT AND COME BACK.
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HE'S JUST A CHILD.
DON'T PAY ANY
ATTENTION TO HIM.
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IT'S OK.
I WAS A KID.
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ONCE.
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TELL ME, SPORT,
DO YOU LIKE GIRLS?
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YEAH, I DO. SORRY.
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ALL RIGHT.
SO, BILL, COULD I
HAVE THE KEYS NOW?
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SURE. BUT FIRST
WE'RE GOING TO NEED
1/3 DOWN.
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ON A $60,000 CAR,
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THAT'S 20,000.
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OK, NO PROBLEM.
I'M WRITING A CHECK.
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NOW YOU'RE THINKING
LIKE A BUSINESSWOMAN.
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NOTHING LIKE A CHECK
TO SHOW THE MANAGER
YOU'RE SERIOUS.
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LIKE A HEART ATTACK,
BILL.
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OUCH.
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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HAVE YOU GONE INSANE?
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WE DON'T HAVE $20,000.
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WHOA. I HAVE AN IDEA.
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WE CAN HOLD A RAFFLE.
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THAT'S GREAT.
WHAT WOULD WE RAFFLE?
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THE VIPER!
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SALLY, THAT CHECK
IS GONNA BOUNCE
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AND THEY'RE GONNA
COME AFTER US.
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YES, BUT THEY'LL NEVER
CATCH US IN THE VIPER!
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OK.
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WE RAN YOUR CREDIT REPORT.
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THEY SAY YOU DON'T EXIST.
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OH, THAT'S WEIRD.
SO CAN I TAKE
THE CAR NOW?
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NO. MY MANAGER
ALSO TOLD ME
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YOU ONLY HAVE $1,300
IN THE BANK.
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WELL, THAT IS JUST NOT TRUE.
WHO DID HE GET THAT FROM?
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THE BANK.
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ALL RIGHT, BILL,
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WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO
TO GET THIS CAR?
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WELL, THAT'S SIMPLE.
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LESS MONEY UP FRONT
AND A SERIES OF
PICKUP PAYMENTS,
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FINANCE THE BACK END
AGAINST THE DEFICIT
DOWN LEASE.
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WE'LL LAUNCH
FISCAL PAYOFF
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OR SIMPLY SPREAD THE DOWN
ACROSS THE TERM
AND USE ASSET COLLATERAL.
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BILL, WHAT DO I
HAVE TO DO
TO GET THIS CAR?
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[SIGHS]
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OH, THAT WAS...
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OH, I KNOW.
JUST WONDERFUL.
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THANK YOU
FOR A GOOD TIME.
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OH. THANK YOU
FOR NOT LISTENING TO ME
WHEN I SAID NO.
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YOU'RE A GREAT GUY.
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OH...YOU'RE TERRIFIC, TOO.
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THAT'S WHY THIS
IS GOING TO BE
SO HARD TO SAY,
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BUT, ANITA...
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I DON'T THINK
I CAN MARRY YOU.
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YOU CAN'T?
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NO. ALTHOUGH I KNOW
IT WOULD BE
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THE GENTLEMANLY THING TO DO.
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I--I'M JUST NOT READY.
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OH, DICK.
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I JUST GOT THROUGH
A REALLY MESSY DIVORCE,
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AND I DON'T WANT
TO GET MARRIED.
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I DON'T EVEN WANT
A RELATIONSHIP.
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SO...
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THIS IS PRETTY MUCH IT.
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OH. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
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THIS IS PRETTY MUCH IT.
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REALLY?
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WELL, YOU KNOW--
I--I HOPE THAT
YOU'RE OK WITH THIS.
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OK?
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I'M JIM DANDY!
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I HAD NO IDEA
THIS SORT OF RANDOM
COUPLING EXISTED.
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OUTSIDE THE ANIMAL KINGDOM.
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TELL ME, ARE THERE
A LOT OF WOMEN
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WHO FEEL THE WAY YOU DO,
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AND DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE
THEIR PHONE NUMBERS?
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NOW ADD THE 5
AND CARRY THE 2.
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GOT IT.
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ALL RIGHT, HARRY,
I THINK I'VE FINALLY
WORKED IT OUT.
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IF WE GIVE BILL
OUR $1,300 DOWN
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AND GET A PAYMENT
OF $70 A MONTH...
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WHICH
WE CAN AFFORD.
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RIGHT.
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THE CAR WOULD BE PAID OFF
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IN 2073.
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IT'LL BE AN ANTIQUE
BY THEN.
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WE COULD MAKE MONEY
ON THIS CAR.
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LET'S GO FIND
DICK'S CHECKBOOK.
COME ON.
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SO YOU GUYS
ARE GETTING A NEW CAR?
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YEAH. A VIPER.
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A VIPER?
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WHAT A RIDICULOUS
WASTE OF MONEY.
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DON'T TELL ME.
TELL SALLY.
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GOOD. I THOUGHT
YOU WANTED IT.
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YOU KNOW, TO IMPRESS
ALL THOSE VAPID BIMBOS
AT SCHOOL.
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NO. NO.
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YOU MEAN LIKE, UH...
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TINA EMORY?
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DID YOU SEE
WHAT SHE HAD ON TODAY?
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OH, GOD!
WITH THE--UGH!
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UH...WOULD YOU
JUST EXCUSE ME
FOR JUST A SECOND?
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SALLY, WE HAVE GOT TO
GET THAT VIPER!
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HELLO, FAMILY!
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YOU'LL NEVER GUESS.
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I HAD SEX AGAIN.
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OH, NO.
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IF YOU AND ALBRIGHT
ARE BACK TOGETHER,
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I'M JUST GONNA
FRAG US ALL.
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NO.
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NO, IT WASN'T MARY.
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IT WAS ANITA PALONE.
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A FABULOUS DIVORCEE
I MET AT THE MOVIES.
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OH, A LITTLE CASUAL SEX.
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CASUAL SEX?
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YEAH, YOU KNOW.
A PASSIONATE TRYST
WITH A STRANGER.
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YES! YES, THAT'S
EXACTLY WHAT I HAD.
CASUAL SEX.
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WHAM BAM,
THANK YOU, DELIVERYMAN.
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NOTHING COULD BE SWEETER
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THAN AN EATER
IN THE THEATER.
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WOW.
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Sally:
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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DICK. SO YOU JUST
MET HER, AND THEN...
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DID YOU, UH,
DID YOU USE...
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OH, YEAH, YEAH.
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A 3-PACK.
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RIBBED FOR HER
PLEASURE, BUT
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I TURNED THEM
INSIDE OUT.
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OH, GOD,
YOU ARE SO SELFISH.
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THURSDAY'S GOOD?
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YEAH.
THURSDAY'S GOOD.
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WHAT'S THAT FOR?
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FOR YOU.
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00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:02,670
FOR WHAT?
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FOR RECOMMENDING
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MAN, WOMAN, BED, CAKE.
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OH, I TAKE IT
YOU LIKED IT.
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OH, NO.
IT WAS GOD-AWFUL.
238
00:10:09,377 --> 00:10:13,013
BUT I MET
A WOMAN IN LINE.
A FABULOUS WOMAN.
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OHH!
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WELL, THAT'S NICE, DICK.
241
00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,685
OH, I'LL SAY.
WE HAD SEX IN MY CAR.
242
00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:20,087
YOU DID WHAT?!
243
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,021
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER,
244
00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:24,258
BUT IT WAS GREAT.
245
00:10:24,292 --> 00:10:25,793
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?
246
00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:26,994
OH, IT WASN'T A BIG DEAL.
247
00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,529
IT WAS CASUAL SEX.
248
00:10:28,562 --> 00:10:31,098
THAT'S THE GREAT THING.
249
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,333
OH, YES.
250
00:10:32,366 --> 00:10:33,634
CONGRATULATIONS.
251
00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,303
YEAH. YOU KNOW,
IT ALL STARTED
252
00:10:35,336 --> 00:10:36,470
WITH THESE RAISINETS.
253
00:10:36,504 --> 00:10:37,438
I HAD THEM
IN MY POCKET--
254
00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:38,739
[BELL RINGS]
255
00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,574
OH, DAMN!
I HAVE A CLASS.
256
00:10:40,608 --> 00:10:41,842
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
WE'LL HAVE LUNCH,
257
00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:46,214
AND I'LL FILL YOU GUYS IN
ON ALL THE SEXY DETAILS, OK?
258
00:10:47,281 --> 00:10:51,252
AND THAT, OF COURSE,
LED TO THE BIG BANG.
259
00:10:51,285 --> 00:10:54,121
AND YOU JUST
MET IN LINE
AT THE THEATER?
260
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,523
YOU RULE!
261
00:10:55,556 --> 00:10:56,757
IT'S PRETTY AMAZING.
262
00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:57,725
DR. SOLOMON, UM,
263
00:10:57,758 --> 00:11:00,494
I'M A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE
WITH THIS DIALOGUE.
264
00:11:00,528 --> 00:11:01,429
OH, NO, DON'T BE.
265
00:11:01,462 --> 00:11:02,630
JUST IN WRAPPING UP
THIS SECTION,
266
00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:05,399
I'D LIKE TO SAY
THAT AFTER SUCH
A WONDERFUL NIGHT,
267
00:11:05,433 --> 00:11:08,536
FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE,
I'LL NEVER FORGET ANITA.
268
00:11:08,569 --> 00:11:09,403
ANITA!
269
00:11:09,437 --> 00:11:11,071
ANITA PALONE.
270
00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:13,774
ANITA PALONE?
THAT'S MY MOM'S NAME.
271
00:11:16,377 --> 00:11:18,145
THIS WOMAN SAID
THAT SHE WAS
FROM PITTSBURGH.
272
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,213
MY MOM LIVES IN PITTSBURGH,
273
00:11:19,247 --> 00:11:22,550
AND...SHE WAS VISITING ME
THIS WEEKEND.
274
00:11:22,583 --> 00:11:25,886
WELL,
THEN IT MUST BE HER!
275
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,755
MY GOD, BUG!
276
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,557
HOW COULD YOU HAVE BEEN
IN MY CLASS FOR 3 YEARS
277
00:11:29,590 --> 00:11:33,694
AND NEVER MENTIONED
HOW INCREDIBLY HOT
YOUR MOM WAS?!
278
00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:38,866
TALK ABOUT COINCIDENCE!
279
00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:44,938
HI, MARY.
280
00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:45,439
NINA.
281
00:11:45,473 --> 00:11:47,007
HELLO,
MR. GOODBAR.
282
00:11:48,609 --> 00:11:50,110
[SING-SONG]
I HAVE NEWS.
283
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:53,281
YOU NAILED
THE SCRUBWOMAN
IN THE BROOM CLOSET.
284
00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:54,782
NO.
285
00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:56,317
NO. YOU REMEMBER
MY TELLING YOU
286
00:11:56,350 --> 00:11:58,218
ABOUT MY ONE-NIGHT STAND?
287
00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:00,721
RINGS A BELL.
288
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:03,857
TURNS OUT
SHE'S BUG'S MOTHER.
289
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:04,858
HOW DID YOU FIND THAT OUT?
290
00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:08,262
OH, I WAS RHAPSODIZING
ABOUT IT IN CLASS.
291
00:12:08,296 --> 00:12:11,064
ONCE I TOLD HIM HER NAME,
BUG GUESSED.
292
00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:14,101
YOU DON'T CARE
WHOSE FEELINGS YOU HURT.
293
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:14,935
LIKE WHO?
294
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,271
BUG, FOR INSTANCE?
295
00:12:17,305 --> 00:12:18,506
I DIDN'T REALIZE.
296
00:12:18,539 --> 00:12:20,508
OF COURSE
YOU DIDN'T.
297
00:12:20,541 --> 00:12:22,109
WELL, WHY ARE YOU
SO ANGRY?
298
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:22,976
I'M NOT.
299
00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:23,677
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
300
00:12:23,711 --> 00:12:25,713
I COULD CARE LESS
WHAT YOU DO,
301
00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:28,716
YOU HUGE ASS!
302
00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:30,050
YOU KNOW,
IF I WERE THE DEAN,
303
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,720
I'D SLAP YOU
IN THE FACE.
304
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:36,457
HEY!
305
00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:39,059
YOU'RE NOT THE DEAN!
306
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,193
WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
307
00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:42,730
YOU KNOW, THERE ARE
TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE
IN THIS WORLD.
308
00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:44,798
THOSE WHO WANT LOVING,
MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIPS
309
00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:47,735
AND THOSE WHO
HOP FROM BED TO BED
HAVING MEANINGLESS SEX!
310
00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:50,671
YES. I WAS THE FORMER,
NOW I'M THE LATTER.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
311
00:12:50,704 --> 00:12:52,840
YOU KNOW,
IF I WERE DR. ALBRIGHT,
312
00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:54,875
I'D SLAP YOU
IN THE FACE.
313
00:12:57,345 --> 00:12:58,211
HEY!
314
00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:00,748
YOU'RE NOT DR. ALBRIGHT!
315
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,686
AND THE VIPER...
316
00:13:05,719 --> 00:13:09,457
HAS 420 HORSEPOWER.
317
00:13:09,490 --> 00:13:11,692
WOW. SOUNDS LIKE A LOT.
318
00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:13,927
OH, IT'S PLENTY.
319
00:13:14,762 --> 00:13:16,229
OH.
320
00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:18,098
TINA EMORY.
WHAT A SURPRISE.
321
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:21,535
GEE, TOMMY,
I HAD NO IDEA
YOU WERE SO POPULAR.
322
00:13:21,569 --> 00:13:23,937
NOW YOU KNOW.
323
00:13:24,538 --> 00:13:26,440
AND YOU'RE SUCH
GOOD FRIENDS WITH TINA.
324
00:13:26,474 --> 00:13:28,709
YES, I AM.
325
00:13:28,742 --> 00:13:31,712
WE MET AT SCHOOL
WHEN HE TOLD ME
HE WAS GETTING A VIPER.
326
00:13:31,745 --> 00:13:32,946
WHERE IS THE VIPER,
ANYWAY?
327
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,247
OH, IT'S COMING.
328
00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:35,549
WHEN IS IT COMING?
329
00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:38,486
'CAUSE I HATE TO
HAVE TO KEEP
RIDING TO SCHOOL
330
00:13:38,519 --> 00:13:40,688
IN DOUG TOFFLER'S
TRANS AM.
331
00:13:40,721 --> 00:13:43,357
WELL, THAT WON'T BE
NECESSARY AT ALL.
332
00:13:43,391 --> 00:13:45,393
UH...I'LL--
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
333
00:13:45,426 --> 00:13:48,362
I'LL BE...RIGHT BACK.
334
00:13:48,396 --> 00:13:49,897
DICK, I'M IN
VERY BIG TROUBLE.
335
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:50,964
WE NEED THAT VIPER NOW!
336
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,466
WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY?
337
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:53,701
MY LOVE LIFE
DEPENDS ON IT.
338
00:13:53,734 --> 00:13:55,102
AHH!
339
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:57,738
LOOKING FOR A LITTLE
CASUAL SEX, EH?
340
00:13:57,771 --> 00:13:59,740
I WOULD BE HAPPY
TO GET TO CASUAL
FIRST BASE
341
00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:01,208
WITH THIS ONE.
342
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,643
DON'T SWEAT IT, TOMMY.
343
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,077
YOU'LL GET THERE.
344
00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:06,013
OF COURSE,
YOU MIGHT GET SLAPPED
A COUPLE OF TIMES
345
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:06,980
IN THE PROCESS.
346
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:09,517
BUT YOU WILL HAVE A BALL.
347
00:14:09,550 --> 00:14:10,751
COOL.
348
00:14:10,784 --> 00:14:12,686
TRUE, THERE'S A CHANCE
THAT YOU'LL LOSE
A LITTLE SELF-RESPECT,
349
00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,888
BUT IT'S A LOT OF FUN.
350
00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:16,156
SOUNDS GOOD.
351
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,425
THAT IS,
IF YOU DON'T COMPARE
352
00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:21,128
THOSE FEW SEEDY MOMENTS
WITH A RELATIONSHIP
THAT ONCE MEANT...
353
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:24,297
EVERYTHING TO YOU.
354
00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:26,567
OK.
355
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:29,369
IF THAT SOUNDS GOOD...
356
00:14:29,403 --> 00:14:31,939
GO FOR IT.
357
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:34,074
[SOBBING]
358
00:14:36,677 --> 00:14:38,779
COME ON IN, FOLKS.
PLEASE.
359
00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:41,014
I HAVE SOME NEWS.
360
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,250
WE, UH, AHEM...
361
00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:44,552
WE GOT THE DEAL!
362
00:14:44,585 --> 00:14:46,587
FOR 1,300 DOWN
AND $70 A MONTH?
363
00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:47,154
EXACTLY.
364
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:49,022
YES!
365
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:51,358
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
366
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,361
YOU GOT
THE NUMBERS RIGHT, BUT
YOU MISSPELLED VIPER.
367
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,064
IT'S SPELLED "PINTO."
368
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,031
OOH!
369
00:14:58,065 --> 00:14:58,599
PINTO.
370
00:14:58,632 --> 00:14:59,600
PINTO.
PINTO.
PINTO.
371
00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:00,834
PINTO.
PINTO.
PINTO.
372
00:15:00,868 --> 00:15:02,470
IS THAT LIKE
A SOUPED UP VIPER?
373
00:15:02,503 --> 00:15:03,537
ACTUALLY, NO.
374
00:15:03,571 --> 00:15:05,673
IT'S THAT BROWN ONE
RIGHT OUT THERE.
375
00:15:05,706 --> 00:15:07,274
PINTO.
376
00:15:09,677 --> 00:15:10,844
THAT?
377
00:15:10,878 --> 00:15:11,812
OH.
378
00:15:11,845 --> 00:15:14,181
BUT I THOUGHT
THAT'S WHAT
YOU FED THE VIPER.
379
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:15,683
"FED THE VIPER."
NO, SALLY.
380
00:15:15,716 --> 00:15:16,950
PLEASE.
381
00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:19,453
I WANT TO MAKE
YOUR DREAM
OF HAVING A CAR
382
00:15:19,487 --> 00:15:20,420
COME TRUE,
383
00:15:20,454 --> 00:15:22,723
AND AFTER REVIEWING
YOUR FINANCIAL
SITUATION,
384
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,725
I'VE CHOSEN
A FORD PINTO FOR YOU
385
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,426
AND YOUR DRIVING NEEDS.
386
00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:29,597
THAT'S WHAT I DO, SALLY.
I'M A PROFESSIONAL.
387
00:15:29,630 --> 00:15:31,431
I DON'T WANT
A PINTO.
388
00:15:31,465 --> 00:15:32,700
I DON'T
WANT ONE.
389
00:15:32,733 --> 00:15:34,101
I HEAR YOU, SALLY.
I DO.
390
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,669
TELL YOU WHAT.
LET ME CHECK INVENTORY.
391
00:15:35,703 --> 00:15:39,272
SAY. THERE'S
A '75 NOVA OUT BACK
392
00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:41,875
THAT I WAS SAVING
FOR A FRIEND.
393
00:15:41,909 --> 00:15:43,043
HEY.
394
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:45,513
[CLICKS TONGUE]
YEAH.
395
00:15:45,546 --> 00:15:47,280
OK. OK, WE CAN'T PANIC.
396
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,550
WE CANNOT LET THAT VIPER
SLIP AWAY.
397
00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:51,552
THIS GUY HAS TO HAVE
A WEAKNESS. I MEAN...
398
00:15:51,585 --> 00:15:52,352
WHAT?
I'VE GOT IT!
399
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:53,386
WE CAN'T WIN.
400
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,222
WHAT?
401
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,324
WE CAN'T WIN.
402
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,960
THIS IS NO ORDINARY GUY.
403
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:02,796
HE'S A SOUL SUCKER.
404
00:16:02,830 --> 00:16:04,264
DEAR GOD.
405
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,398
YOU'RE RIGHT.
406
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,100
WE'VE ENCOUNTERED
HIS KIND BEFORE.
407
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:08,802
HE'S AN EVIL
FORCE OF NATURE.
408
00:16:08,836 --> 00:16:10,403
A BLACK HOLE.
409
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,272
HE FEEDS ON OUR DESPERATION.
410
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,541
TOM, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
411
00:16:13,574 --> 00:16:15,408
IT JUST MAKES HIM
STRONGER.
412
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,344
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
WE CAN DO, LIEUTENANT.
413
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,547
WE'VE GOT TO WALK AWAY.
414
00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:21,114
NO, NO, NO, NO!
415
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,082
I HATE WALKING!
416
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,217
WE'VE GOT TO!
417
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:26,453
WELL...
418
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,122
I MADE A FRIEND CRY.
419
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:32,693
BUT THE NOVA'S YOURS,
SALLY.
420
00:16:32,726 --> 00:16:34,695
SALLY?
421
00:16:39,567 --> 00:16:40,367
NO.
422
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,103
YES! YOU CAN
DRIVE HER HOME TODAY.
423
00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:46,473
NO.
424
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,108
HUH?
425
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:50,010
I SAID NO.
426
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:50,778
COME ON, SALLY,
427
00:16:50,811 --> 00:16:52,512
I AM READY
TO MAKE THIS DEAL.
428
00:16:52,546 --> 00:16:54,114
HA HA HA HA!
429
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,949
NO!
430
00:16:55,983 --> 00:16:57,217
I'LL THROW IN
FLOOR MATS,
FABRIC GUARD,
431
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,418
AND UNDERCOATING.
432
00:16:58,451 --> 00:16:59,887
OK, BOYS, STEP ASIDE.
433
00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:02,122
YOU HAVE TAKEN
THE JOYFUL EXPERIENCE
OF BUYING A CAR
434
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,658
AND TURNED IT INTO
SOMETHING UGLY!
435
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:11,231
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE,
BUDDY?
436
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,533
A CAR SALESMAN.
437
00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:14,501
THAT'S RIGHT.
438
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:18,739
A BIG STEAMING PILE
OF CAR SALESMAN!
439
00:17:18,772 --> 00:17:21,742
WELL, YOU JUST
LOST YOURSELF A SALE!
440
00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:23,977
COME ON, BOYS!
441
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,686
MARY, I JUST
WANTED YOU TO KNOW
442
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:33,854
I'VE MADE IT UP
TO BUG.
443
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:37,190
I GAVE HIM AN "A"
ON HIS TEST.
444
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,425
YOU FAKED HIS GRADE?
445
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:39,559
YES.
I MADE THINGS RIGHT.
446
00:17:39,593 --> 00:17:41,228
OH, DICK,
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
447
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:44,197
WHY NOT?
448
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,566
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
449
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,769
I WANT YOU TO THINK,
DICK.
450
00:17:48,802 --> 00:17:52,673
I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT
HOW YOUR ACTIONS
AFFECT OTHER PEOPLE.
451
00:17:52,706 --> 00:17:54,908
WHAT ABOUT
THE OTHER STUDENTS
IN YOUR CLASS,
452
00:17:54,942 --> 00:17:56,109
THE ONES YOU'VE HURT?
453
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:59,847
SURE, THEY ACT LIKE
THEY'RE NOT VULNERABLE,
BUT THEY ARE.
454
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:02,683
I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU
THIS CONCERNED ABOUT
OTHER PEOPLE BEFORE.
455
00:18:02,716 --> 00:18:05,352
IS THIS ABOUT YOU?
456
00:18:06,787 --> 00:18:07,855
YES, IT'S ABOUT ME.
457
00:18:07,888 --> 00:18:10,090
BUT, MARY,
WE'RE BROKEN UP.
458
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,358
WE HAVE BEEN
FOR MONTHS.
459
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:14,594
I KNOW, BUT...
THERE'S STILL SOME
STUPID PART OF ME
460
00:18:14,628 --> 00:18:16,463
THAT THOUGHT WE MIGHT
GET BACK TOGETHER.
461
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,098
I HAVE THAT
STUPID PART, TOO!
462
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,567
FORGET IT.
WE'RE NOT GETTING BACK
TOGETHER.
463
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,568
WHY NOT?
464
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:22,936
'CAUSE YOU RUINED IT.
465
00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:24,905
I THOUGHT I'D ALREADY
RUINED EVERYTHING
466
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:27,574
I COULD POSSIBLY RUIN!
467
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,977
WELL, YOU MISSED A SPOT.
468
00:18:30,844 --> 00:18:33,080
OH, WHAT WAS I THINKING?
469
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,048
ANITA WAS A MISTAKE.
470
00:18:35,082 --> 00:18:36,249
IT WAS FUN FOR A WHILE,
471
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:39,286
BUT THEN IT WAS SO...
EMPTY.
472
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,922
NOT LIKE WITH YOU.
473
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,157
I'M SORRY.
474
00:18:45,659 --> 00:18:47,795
HUGS?
475
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:53,033
OK, BUT DON'T GRIND ME.
476
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,171
DR. SOL--
477
00:18:58,205 --> 00:19:01,975
WOW. YOU'LL NAIL ANYTHING
THAT MOVES.
478
00:19:02,009 --> 00:19:03,310
COME HERE.
479
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,278
PLEASE, JUST GIVE ME
A MOMENT ALONE WITH--
480
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:08,849
BUG, UH, SIT DOWN, BUG.
481
00:19:08,882 --> 00:19:12,786
I'VE LEARNED A LOT
OVER THE PAST
FEW DAYS, BUG, AND...
482
00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:14,587
I JUST WANT TO SAY
THAT...
483
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:16,790
I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID
ABOUT YOUR MOTHER.
484
00:19:16,824 --> 00:19:19,993
ALSO, I FEEL IT
ONLY FAIR
485
00:19:20,027 --> 00:19:23,063
TO GIVE YOU
THE GRADE YOU DESERVE,
486
00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:25,398
WHICH,
AS YOU PROBABLY KNOW,
IS AN "F."
487
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:26,099
OHH!
488
00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:27,835
OH, FIRST YOU AND MY MOM,
489
00:19:27,868 --> 00:19:29,602
AND NOW YOU'RE
GIVING ME AN "F"?
490
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:30,871
OH, MAN.
491
00:19:30,904 --> 00:19:33,240
BUG!
492
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:37,310
DAD.
493
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,478
FRANKIE.
494
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,781
PAULY.
495
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,952
IS THIS THE ILLUSTRIOUS
DR. SOLOMON?
496
00:19:44,985 --> 00:19:46,820
YES, THAT'S ME.
AND YOU ARE?
497
00:19:46,854 --> 00:19:48,488
SO ANGRY!
498
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,357
DAD--
SHUT UP, SON.
499
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,625
I MEAN THAT
IN THE MOST CARING WAY.
500
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,327
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE,
MR. PALONE.
501
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,797
I WAS JUST TELLING BUG
HOW CONCERNED I WAS
502
00:19:56,830 --> 00:19:59,933
ABOUT YOUR EX-WIFE'S
LURID SEXCAPADES.
503
00:19:59,967 --> 00:20:02,269
WILL YOU PLEASE
STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT?
504
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,304
YOU'D THINK THIS WAS
THE FIRST WOMAN YOU EVER HAD.
505
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,505
WELL, NOT TO BRAG,
506
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,541
BUT ACTUALLY,
IT'S MY SECOND.
507
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:11,278
OH, A LADIES' MAN.
508
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:12,179
BIG SHOT.
509
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:13,847
SMOOTH TALKER.
510
00:20:13,881 --> 00:20:15,215
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
OF YOURSELF!
511
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:16,283
NO, NO, NO.
HOLD ON.
512
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,786
I'M JUST TRYING
TO SET MY HOUSE
IN ORDER.
513
00:20:18,819 --> 00:20:21,521
GRANTED, HAVING SEX
WITH HER IN MY CAR
IS FUN--
514
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,991
YOU HAD IT IN YOUR CAR?
515
00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:27,660
DON'T HIT HIM!
516
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:28,796
LET ME GO!
517
00:20:28,829 --> 00:20:31,999
I DON'T CARE
IF I EVER
PLAY THE HARP AGAIN!
518
00:20:32,032 --> 00:20:33,466
AAH!
519
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:36,069
I'LL KILL HIM!
I'LL KILL HIM!
520
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,208
I WONDER HOW LONG
I CAN CONVINCE TINA
521
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,609
THAT THE VIPER'S
IN THE SHOP.
522
00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:44,211
OH, PROBABLY A LONG TIME.
523
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:47,848
YEAH. SHE'S NOT
THE SHINIEST COIN
IN THE FOUNTAIN.
524
00:20:47,881 --> 00:20:49,716
DON'T WORRY, TOMMY.
525
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,084
WE'LL GET A CAR
EVENTUALLY.
526
00:20:51,118 --> 00:20:52,019
IT WAS JUST
OUR BAD LUCK
527
00:20:52,052 --> 00:20:54,087
THAT WE HAPPENED TO GET
THE ONE CAR SALESMAN
528
00:20:54,121 --> 00:20:57,057
WHO GIVES HIS WHOLE
PROFESSION A BAD NAME.
529
00:20:58,258 --> 00:20:59,292
HEY!
530
00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:00,093
GROOVY MEAT MONOCLE.
531
00:21:00,127 --> 00:21:01,862
OH, THANKS.
532
00:21:01,895 --> 00:21:04,531
NO MORE CASUAL SEX
FOR YOU.
533
00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:06,699
YOU KNOW,
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS CASUAL SEX.
534
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:09,102
IT HAS ALL THESE
REPERCUSSIONS.
535
00:21:09,136 --> 00:21:10,103
WELL,
MAYBE IT WOULDN'T
536
00:21:10,137 --> 00:21:12,372
IF YOU'D JUST
SHUT UP ABOUT IT.
537
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:13,506
IF I HADN'T
TALKED ABOUT IT,
538
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:16,009
I NEVER WOULD HAVE
FOUND OUT SOMETHING WONDERFUL.
539
00:21:16,043 --> 00:21:17,777
THAT MARY STILL CARES
ABOUT ME.
540
00:21:17,811 --> 00:21:30,257
OH, LIKE I SAID,
YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST
SHUT UP ABOUT IT.
541
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:33,326
EXCUSE ME,
BUT IS THIS THE LINE
FOR THE 3:15 SHOW?
542
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,562
NO, NO.
N-NO, YOU DON'T!
543
00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:36,964
I'M JUST HERE
TO SEE A MOVIE.
544
00:21:36,997 --> 00:21:39,099
I'M NOT HAVING SEX
WITH YOU!
545
00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:42,469
PLEASE, JUST TAKE
SOME RAISINETS AND GO.
546
00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:43,336
LEAVE ME ALONE!
547
00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:44,271
GO ON!
548
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:46,874
GO ON!
549
00:21:46,907 --> 00:21:48,175
THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
550
00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:51,211
KEEP RUNNING,
YOU VULGAR SLUT!
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