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YEAH. WHAT TIME
ARE YOU OPEN UNTIL?
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YOU CLOSE AT 5 P.M.?
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YOU'RE A RESTAURANT!
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I HATE THIS TOWN.
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GREASED LIGHTNING!
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WHERE'D YOU GET THAT THING?
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I GOT IT FROM
MISS DUBCEK'S GARAGE.
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WHOA! MY TURN!
MY TURN!
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OH, NO. I DON'T THINK
I'LL BE GETTING OFF
ANY TIME...
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BEFORE RIGHT NOW.
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HEY, BABY. VICKI'S BACK.
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GRR.
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SO, VICKI...
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WHY DIDN'T YOU
KEEP IN TOUCH?
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I MUST HAVE WRITTEN
YOU 2 LETTERS.
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BUT I DID NOT
RECEIVE THOSE LETTERS.
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OK! OK! MAYBE I DID.
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BUT I'M A DIFFERENT WOMAN
NOW, HARRY.
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MARGARET THATCHER?
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NO.
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AH. GOOD.
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KITTEN...
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WE NEED TO TALK.
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OH. LOOK,
THIS IS WONDERFUL.
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HOW MUCH DO YOU
WANT FOR IT?
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AND DON'T DO ME
ANY FAVORS.
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I INTEND TO FORK OVER
A PRETTY PENNY.
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I COULDN'T SELL THIS.
IT'S A KEEPSAKE.
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DICK, CAN I GET
A TURN ON THAT THING?
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HA! YOU WISH.
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I HAVE...SOMETHING
IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU.
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I'VE DECIDED
TO BECOME CELIBATE.
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WELL, YOU CAN TELL
HARRY ALL ABOUT IT
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WHILE WE'RE
HAVING SEX.
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NO, HARRY, PLEASE STOP.
I'VE GOTTA PURIFY MYSELF.
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I'VE DECIDED TO BECOME
A LICENSED MASSAGE THERAPIST.
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AND MASSAGE THERAPY
REQUIRES A GREAT LEVEL
OF SPIRITUALITY.
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WHOO!
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THIS BEATS
THE HELL OUT OF
THAT CARDBOARD BOX!
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SO, ARE YOU STILL
ON THAT CRAZY
CELIBACY KICK?
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OH, HARRY. COME ON.
YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.
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THE SEX LEADS TO BOOZE,
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AND THE BOOZE
LEADS TO DRUGS,
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AND THE DRUGS LEAD
TO STEALING STUFF
FROM MY MAMA.
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[DICK SCREAMING]
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Dick: THAT WASN'T
FUN AT ALL!
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LOOK, DICK!
YOUR FOOT'S ON BACKWARDS!
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WELL...
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I'LL SEE YOU
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
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BEST WAY
TO GUARANTEE THAT
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WOULD BE TO SLEEP
ON TOP OF ME.
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OH! OH!
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CAN YOU BELIEVE
THIS WHEELCHAIR DIDN'T
COME WITH A WARNING?
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YEAH. SOMETHING
LIKE, UH,
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"DANGER--
DON'T BE AN IDIOT
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AND RIDE THE WHEELCHAIR
DOWN STAIRS"?
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THAT WOULD
HAVE BEEN THE SPIRIT
OF THE WARNING, YES.
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BIG DEAL.
YOU BROKE YOUR FOOT,
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YOU CAN'T WALK FOR
A COUPLE OF WEEKS.
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THERE'S NOTHING
TO DO IN THIS TOWN
ANYWAY.
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THINK YOU'RE
FORGETTING...
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BARBER SHOP
GOT A RADIO.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
I FORGOT.
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THE BARBER SHOP
GOT A RADIO.
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WILL SOMEONE PLEASE
SHOOT ME IN THE EYE?
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HEY! GIVE ME BACK MY ICE!
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EXCUSE ME. ANYONE.
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EXCUSE ME!
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YOU, YOU, AND YOU!
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DO YOU NEED
SOME HELP?
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NO, I DON'T NEED ANY HELP!
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DON'T PATRONIZE ME!
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NOW, GET ME UP THOSE STAIRS!
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COME ON! COME ON!
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I HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY!
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UP! UP! UP! UP!
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OH! OH, MY--
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IDIOTS!
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YOU BRUTES!
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OUT OF MY WAY,
YOU CLODDISH BUFFOONS!
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DR. SOLOMON!
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LOOK AT YOU!
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WE DIDN'T THINK
YOU WERE COMING IN TODAY.
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NINA, MOVE
HIS DESK CHAIR.
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YOU WILL NEVER...
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IF YOU LIVE TO BE
10,000 YEARS OLD,
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SUFFER THE INDIGNITY
THAT I HAVE
JUST SUFFERED!
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I PRAY THAT YOU WILL
JUST SO YOU'LL KNOW
HOW MUCH IT SUCKS!
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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THERE IS
ABSOLUTELY NO WAY
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FOR A PERSON
IN A WHEELCHAIR
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TO GET INTO
THIS BUILDING.
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DID YOU TRY THE RAMP?
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IS THAT SOME KIND
OF WHEELCHAIR MOVE
I'M EXPECTED TO KNOW?
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NO. IT'S
A WHEELCHAIR-ACCESSIBLE
ENTRANCE WITH A RAMP.
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IT'S ON EVERY BUILDING
AT PENDLETON.
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WELL, NOT ON
THIS ONE.
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THE RAMP IS ON
THE SOUTH SIDE.
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OH.
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MIGHT AS WELL
BE IN PORTUGAL.
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BECAUSE IT'S
SO FAR AWAY?
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NO, NINA, BECAUSE PORTUGAL
IS AN ANCIENT LAND
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OF FASCINATING
MARITIME CULTURE.
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YES, IT'S SO FAR AWAY!
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DICK, HOTH HALL
IS A LANDMARK.
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IT IS OVER 100 YEARS OLD.
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THE RAMP IS
ON THE SOUTH SIDE
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SO IT WOULD NOT RUIN
THE FACADE.
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BUT THAT MEANS THAT I
HAVE TO PASS BY PROFESSOR
STRUDWICK'S OFFICE,
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AND EVERY TIME I DO,
HE DRAGS ME IN,
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MAKES ME LOOK AT HIS
PICTURES OF SALMON.
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DO YOU KNOW THE
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A
COHO AND A SOCKEYE?
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WELL, I DO!
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HARRY, KNOW WHAT?
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I BELIEVE THAT I WAS...
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PUT ON THIS EARTH
TO HELP PEOPLE.
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AND ONE DAY EVENTUALLY...
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I'D LIKE
TO BECOME A SAINT.
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HARRY...
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COULD YOU PULL MY PANS DOWN?
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THEY'RE RIGHT
OVER THERE.
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THANK YOU.
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ISN'T IT NICE
THAT WE GET A CHANCE
TO VISIT?
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OHH.
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I NEED SOME SUGAR.
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BABY, I'LL GIVE YOU
SOME SUGAR.
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IT'S RIGHT OVER HERE.
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YOU KNOW, WE GET
A CHANCE TO TALK
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ABOUT
EACH OTHER'S DREAMS
AND OUR INTERESTS
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WITHOUT
THE DISTRACTION
OF SEX. UGH.
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SOMEBODY
TOLD ME THAT WAS
A GOOD THING.
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YEAH. LIKE TO KILL
THAT PERSON.
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OH, HARRY,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IN MY MASSAGE CLASS,
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I'VE BEEN LEARNING
ALL ABOUT CRYSTALS.
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CRYSTALS?
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YEAH. LOOK AT THIS.
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NOW, SEE,
THESE 2 THINGS
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ARE CALLED
TROUBLE STONES.
TAKE THEM.
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AND YOU PUT THEM
RIGHT ON THE PART
OF YOUR BODY
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THAT FEELS TENSE.
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IRONIC
THAT THEY'RE BLUE.
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THE PHYSICS
OF FLUID DYNAMICS
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WORKS ON A CELLULAR
LEVEL AS WELL.
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HIGH PRESSURE LIQUIDS
TRAVEL FREELY AND
WITHOUT EFFORT,
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WHILE LOW PRESSURE
LIQUIDS ARE NOT
SO LUCKY.
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OH, NO. NO!
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THEY'RE FORCED
TO STRUGGLE
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THROUGH A TOTALLY
INCONVENIENT MEMBRANE,
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ALL THE WAY AROUND
TO THE SOUTH SIDE
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OF THE DAMN
MITOCHONDRIA.
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AM I THE ONLY ONE
WHO SENSES
AN ANALOGY HERE?
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THERE'S NO RAMP
ON MY SIDE
OF HOFF HALL,
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AND I THINK
THERE SHOULD BE.
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DR. SOLOMON?
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OHH, HERE WE GO.
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LET'S HEAR
ALL THE REASONS
WHY I'M WRONG,
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INCONSIDERATE,
BULLHEADED, RACIST--
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ACTUALLY,
DR. SOLOMON,
I AGREE WITH YOU.
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YOU DO?
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YES, I THINK THAT
PEOPLE IN WHEELCHAIRS
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SHOULD HAVE
THE SAME RIGHTS
AS EVERYBODY ELSE--
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OH, THANK YOU,
KAREN.
YOU'RE SO RIGHT.
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THEY DESERVE A RAMP
ON THE NORTH SIDE
OF HOFF HALL.
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THE UNIVERSITY
WON'T BUILD IT
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UNLESS YOU
FIGHT FOR IT,
DR. SOLOMON.
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IT'S LIKE THE TIME
I WENT ON A HUNGER
STRIKE
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TO GET
A FRENCH FRY WARMER
FOR THE CAFETERIA.
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YOU--YOU NEVER WENT
ON A HUNGER STRIKE.
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I DIDN'T EAT
FRENCH FRIES
FOR A WHOLE WEEK.
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YOU'VE ALL
INSPIRED ME.
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I WILL FIGHT FOR THIS
UNTIL THE BITTER END.
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I'M WITH
YOU, MAN!
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ALL RIGHT!
ME, TOO!
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I'M LESS ENTHUSIASTIC,
BUT I'LL SHOW UP.
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I HAVE MY MANDATE!
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LET'S ROLL!
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LET'S DO IT!
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[MUSIC PLAYS]
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WHOA! THAT LOOKS
REALLY COOL.
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MAN! FEEL THE BEAT!
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I WANT TO GO IN.
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BUT, WAIT, WAIT.
IF WE DON'T BRING DICK
HIS MEDICINE,
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HIS LEG'S GONNA SWELL UP
LIKE A BIG, PUFFY YAM.
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THAT'S OK, 'CAUSE
DICK LIKES YAMS.
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ALL RIGHT.
YOU, IN.
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YOU, IN.
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YOU...
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UH-UH.
BYE-BYE.
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IN.
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YOU'RE IN.
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GO HOME.
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DON? WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
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JUST BECAUSE
I'M A COP BY DAY
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DOESN'T MEAN
I CAN'T SIN AT NIGHT.
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WELL,
HOW DO YOU SIN?
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I'M THE GATEKEEPER
OF THE SIN DROME.
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THAT'S THE NAME
OF THE CLUB.
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OH, SO YOU'RE
A BOUNCER.
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YOU WANT IN OR NOT?
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YEAH.
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HOLD IT, SQUIRT.
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WHAT? I'M NOT
DRESSED COOL ENOUGH?
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YOU'RE 16.
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YOU HAVE TO BE 21
TO GET INTO
THE SIN DROME.
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THAT'S SIN DROME
POLICY.
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AH. SO I AM
DRESSED COOL ENOUGH.
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NO.
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HELLO. YOU'RE IN.
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YESTERDAY,
DECEMBER SECOND,
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A DAY THAT WILL LIVE
IN INFAMY,
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I PULLED MYSELF
UP THESE STEPS,
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ONE CEMENT INJUSTICE
AFTER ANOTHER.
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BUT TODAY
I PLEDGE TO YOU,
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MY SISTERS AND BROTHERS,
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THAT UNTIL THEY BUILD
A NORTH RAMP
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ON THIS SIDE
OF HOFF HALL,
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I WILL NOT REST.
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EXCEPT FOR
THE OCCASIONAL NAP.
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YAY!
YAY! YAY!
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MARY, LOOK.
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IT APPEARS THAT
THE MOB LOVES ME.
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THAT'S ALWAYS
A GOOD SIGN.
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HMM. THE BEST.
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DICK, WHY ARE YOU
DOING THIS?
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YOU'LL BE BETTER
IN 3 WEEKS.
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WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH
ABOUT THIS RAMP?
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WELL, I CARE
BECAUSE THEY CARE.
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YOU'RE
ONLY DOING THIS
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BECAUSE YOU LIKE IT
THAT PEOPLE ARE
LISTENING TO YOU.
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A SECOND RAMP IS
UNNECESSARY AND STUPID.
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DR. ALBRIGHT.
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YOU THINK HELPING
DISABLED PEOPLE
IS STUPID?
234
00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:00,694
[CROWD BOOS]
NO.
235
00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:01,495
[HISSING]
236
00:11:01,529 --> 00:11:03,297
OH, SHUT UP.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
237
00:11:03,331 --> 00:11:04,798
YOU JUST CAN'T STAND
THAT EVERYONE HERE
238
00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:07,000
THINKS I'M RIGHT
AND YOU'RE WRONG.
239
00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:08,636
DICK, WHAT'S RIGHT
ISN'T ALWAYS POPULAR,
240
00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:11,038
AND WHAT'S POPULAR
ISN'T ALWAYS RIGHT.
241
00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:12,840
YES, BUT I'M BOTH
RIGHT AND POPULAR.
242
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:14,675
EVERYBODY HATES YOU.
243
00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:17,211
YOU ARE DOING THIS
BECAUSE YOU HAVE
A MOB OF PEOPLE
244
00:11:17,245 --> 00:11:19,179
EATING UP
YOUR EVERY WORD.
245
00:11:19,213 --> 00:11:20,914
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
246
00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:21,982
AM I RIGHT?
247
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,551
Crowd: YES!
248
00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:34,595
HERE WE GO.
249
00:11:34,628 --> 00:11:35,563
BEAUTIFUL.
250
00:11:35,596 --> 00:11:37,130
SMILE.
251
00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:42,603
HEY, WAIT,
WAIT A MINUTE.
252
00:11:42,636 --> 00:11:43,771
WHAT IS THIS?
253
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:46,874
"ANATOLY CHUBAIS"?
254
00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:48,208
THAT'S NOT MY NAME.
255
00:11:48,242 --> 00:11:49,877
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
256
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,579
BUT I DON'T LOOK LIKE
I'M FROM GUAM.
257
00:11:51,612 --> 00:11:53,146
YES, YOU DO.
258
00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,982
YOU REALLY DO.
259
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,116
I HAVE A COUSIN
FROM GUAM.
260
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,685
YOU LOOK
MORE GUAMISH
THAN HE DOES,
261
00:11:57,718 --> 00:12:00,721
AND YOU'RE NOT
EVEN FROM THERE.
262
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:01,922
SALLY, I'M READY.
263
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,624
Sally: OK.
264
00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:07,160
LOOK AT YOU.
265
00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:09,297
DID YOU GET ALL
DRESSED UP FOR ME?
266
00:12:09,330 --> 00:12:11,131
WELL, GOOD.
YOU SHOULD HAVE.
267
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:12,500
ACTUALLY,
WE'RE GOING TO A CLUB.
268
00:12:12,533 --> 00:12:15,235
YES, YES. YOU MAY
BE ALL GLITTERY
ON THE OUTSIDE,
269
00:12:15,269 --> 00:12:18,306
BUT I'M ALL GLITTERY
ON THE INSIDE.
270
00:12:18,339 --> 00:12:20,441
LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN,
I GIVE YOU...
271
00:12:20,474 --> 00:12:22,343
THE NORTH RAMP.
272
00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:25,646
WHERE'S THE RAMP?
273
00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:26,447
THERE.
274
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:28,115
THERE? IN FRONT
OF EVERYTHING?
275
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:29,850
WELL, IT'S A RAMP
INTO THE BUILDING.
276
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:31,251
WHERE DID YOU
EXPECT IT TO GO?
277
00:12:31,285 --> 00:12:32,219
I DON'T KNOW.
278
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,389
WHY NOT IN THE BACK
WITH THE OTHER RAMP?
279
00:12:35,423 --> 00:12:37,224
SINCE WHEN DID YOU
BECOME AN ARCHITECT?
280
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:40,561
NO, NO. ALL I NEED
NOW IS THE FINAL
APPROVAL
281
00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:43,130
OF SUSAN BILLNITZER,
THE CAMPUS ENGINEER,
282
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,333
AND VOILA--RAMP.
283
00:12:45,366 --> 00:12:46,767
I THOUGHT
YOU SAID THEY DIDN'T
HAVE THE MONEY TO DO THIS.
284
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,336
UH, THEY DIDN'T.
285
00:12:48,369 --> 00:12:51,639
SO THEY DECIDED
NOT TO BUILD
THE DAYCARE CENTER.
286
00:12:54,675 --> 00:12:58,779
OH, WHAT ARE
THE KIDS GONNA DO?
287
00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:01,682
THEY CAN PLAY
ON THE RAMP.
288
00:13:04,418 --> 00:13:05,486
YOU KNOW...
289
00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:08,556
KIDS LOVE
SLANTY THINGS.
290
00:13:08,589 --> 00:13:11,258
I KNOW I DO.
291
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,860
HI, HI, HI!
292
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:16,897
WHO'S READY
TO GO SHAKE
THEIR GROOVE THANG?
293
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:19,900
MAMA, PLEASE
DON'T TALK.
294
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:23,236
DICK, WHY DON'T
YOU LET ME GIVE YOU
A MASSAGE?
295
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,305
YOUR MUSCLES ARE
JUST GONNA ATROPHY.
296
00:13:25,339 --> 00:13:27,575
NOW I COULD GIVE YOU
A NICE DEEP-TISSUE ROLFING
297
00:13:27,608 --> 00:13:29,109
OR MAYBE
A LIGHT SHIATSU?
298
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:32,112
OH, NO, THANKS.
I'VE ALREADY EATEN.
299
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:36,950
WHY DON'T YOU
MASSAGE ME, VICKI?
300
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:39,553
WELL, NOW, HONEY,
YOU KNOW
IF YOU AIN'T BROKE,
301
00:13:39,587 --> 00:13:41,555
I CAN'T FIX YOU.
302
00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:46,093
AH! NO PAIN,
NO GAIN.
303
00:13:47,395 --> 00:13:49,329
I UNDERSTAND
COMPLETELY.
304
00:13:50,731 --> 00:13:55,202
HARRY? HARRY?
DID YOU HURT
YOURSELF?
305
00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,773
NO!
306
00:14:06,714 --> 00:14:09,116
YOU WERE BORN
IN 1968?
307
00:14:10,384 --> 00:14:11,819
I DON'T WANT THE BOYS
TO BE INTIMIDATED
308
00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:14,888
BY MY EXPERIENCE.
309
00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:16,757
WHATEVER.
YOU'RE IN.
310
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,393
OK. IN.
311
00:14:19,427 --> 00:14:20,594
OK.
312
00:14:20,628 --> 00:14:21,228
HI, DON.
313
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:22,329
WELL, SALLY.
314
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,732
I'LL SEE YOU IN
THE VIP LOUNGE.
315
00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:27,868
NAH, IT'S FAKE.
316
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,269
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
317
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:32,339
WELL, THE LAMINATE
IS PEELING
FROM THE CARDBOARD,
318
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,241
AND I USED TO DATE
YOUR SISTER.
319
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,342
COME ON, TOMMY.
320
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,510
I AM NOT TOMMY.
321
00:14:36,544 --> 00:14:37,811
MY NAME IS ANATOLY.
322
00:14:37,845 --> 00:14:39,880
I'M FROM THE U.S.
TERRITORY OF GUAM.
323
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:43,484
OK. THEN WHERE EXACTLY
IS GUAM LOCATED?
324
00:14:43,517 --> 00:14:45,018
THE KIDNEY-SHAPED
ISLAND OF GUAM
325
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,488
IS LOCATED AT 13 DEGREES
NORTH LATITUDE,
326
00:14:47,521 --> 00:14:49,289
144 DEGREES LONGITUDE.
327
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:52,359
ALL RIGHT! NOBODY
KNOWS THAT MUCH
ABOUT GUAM.
328
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,194
OH, MR. CHUBAIS.
329
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,763
MR. CHUBAIS.
330
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,499
I SAVED YOU A TABLE.
331
00:14:58,532 --> 00:15:00,568
THANK YOU.
332
00:15:00,601 --> 00:15:02,570
NOW THEY'RE GUAMISH.
333
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:36,069
WELL, DR. SOLOMON,
THESE PLANS ARE FINE.
334
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,705
THE RAMP
IS STRUCTURALLY SOUND.
335
00:15:37,738 --> 00:15:39,807
RUBBER STAMP.
SMART MOVE.
336
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:42,342
LIKE I SAID,
PERSONALLY, I DON'T
SEE WHY YOU NEED IT.
337
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,377
THERE IS THE RAMP
ON THE SOUTH SIDE.
338
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,547
SOUTH RAMP. SOUTH RAMP.
339
00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:49,216
THE HOLLOW REFRAIN
OF THE RULING CLASS.
NO, NO.
340
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:52,452
YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY
UNDERSTAND HOW
IMPORTANT THIS RAMP IS
341
00:15:52,486 --> 00:15:54,454
TO THE QUALITY OF LIFE
FOR THE UNIVERSITY.
342
00:15:54,488 --> 00:15:56,023
UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN
THE WORLD
343
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:58,892
FROM THE VANTAGE POINT
OF A WHEELCHAIR--
344
00:16:01,829 --> 00:16:04,765
MUCH AS YOU YOURSELF
ARE...NOW DOING.
345
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,634
YOU KNOW, YOUR REQUEST
KIND OF SURPRISED ME,
346
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,536
CONSIDERING THE SOUTH
RAMP IS RIGHT THERE
347
00:16:08,569 --> 00:16:10,170
NEXT TO THE
HANDICAPPED PARKING.
348
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:13,040
WHY WOULD YOU WANT
TO GO ALL THE WAY
AROUND IN FRONT?
349
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,342
WELL, BECAUSE IT'S...
350
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,077
FURTHER.
351
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,346
AND, UH...
I, FOR ONE...
352
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,148
FEEL THAT I'VE...
353
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,316
MADE MY POINT.
354
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,024
DICK?
355
00:16:32,793 --> 00:16:33,961
DICK, IS THAT YOU?
356
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:37,497
MEOW.
357
00:16:37,531 --> 00:16:38,566
HI, DICK.
358
00:16:38,599 --> 00:16:41,635
OH. HI, SALLY.
359
00:16:41,669 --> 00:16:42,903
WHY AREN'T YOU
AT THE BIG RAMP
DEDICATION?
360
00:16:42,936 --> 00:16:43,837
EVERYBODY'S
WAITING FOR YOU.
361
00:16:43,871 --> 00:16:46,339
OH, SALLY, I WAS SO
WRONG ABOUT THIS RAMP.
362
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,041
AND NOW I NEED YOU
TO HELP ME COME UP
363
00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:51,178
WITH A REASON WHY
IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
364
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,580
WELL, HAVE YOU
THOUGHT ABOUT
TAKING RESPONSIBILITY,
365
00:16:52,613 --> 00:16:53,647
OR IS THAT JUST OUT?
366
00:16:53,681 --> 00:16:56,083
OH. EVERY DAY
OF MY LIFE,
367
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,685
I'M RIGHT AND PEOPLE
THINK I'M WRONG.
368
00:16:57,718 --> 00:16:59,019
AND NOW
WHEN I'M WRONG,
369
00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:01,521
THERE'S NO ONE AROUND
TO CALL ME AN IDIOT.
370
00:17:01,555 --> 00:17:03,056
WHERE ARE
ALL MY CRITICS?
371
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,658
WELL, TOMMY'S
AT SCHOOL,
372
00:17:04,692 --> 00:17:05,759
HARRY'S WITH VICKI,
373
00:17:05,793 --> 00:17:08,562
BUT, FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH,
I THINK YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
374
00:17:08,596 --> 00:17:10,664
OH, THANKS.
DON'T TELL THE OTHERS,
375
00:17:10,698 --> 00:17:13,601
BUT YOU'RE MY FAVORITE.
376
00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:17,037
LET'S GO.
377
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,708
* SMILE ON YOUR BROTHER
378
00:17:20,741 --> 00:17:22,509
* EVERYBODY GET TOGETHER
379
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,012
* TRY TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER
380
00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:27,480
* RIGHT NOW
381
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,750
* RIGHT NOW
382
00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:31,551
* RIGHT NOW
383
00:17:31,585 --> 00:17:32,720
Man: QUIET DOWN.
384
00:17:32,753 --> 00:17:36,056
I WOULD LIKE
TO START THE CEREMONY
BY ASKING DR. SOLOMON
385
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:40,260
TO SAY A FEW WORDS
ABOUT HIS ACHIEVEMENT
HERE TODAY.
386
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:44,497
NO, NO. UH...NOW, THERE
WERE A LOT OF PEOPLE
387
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:46,099
WORKING TOGETHER HERE.
388
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:49,136
I--I DON'T DESERVE
ALL THE BLAME
FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT.
389
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,370
RIGHT, SALLY?
390
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,839
IT'S ALL YOU,
BIG GUY.
391
00:17:51,872 --> 00:17:54,675
[CHEERING]
392
00:17:55,776 --> 00:17:57,845
GO AHEAD, DICK.
BREAK THE GROUND.
393
00:17:57,878 --> 00:17:58,912
NO, NO, NO.
PLEASE.
394
00:17:58,946 --> 00:18:00,881
[APPLAUSE]
395
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,382
IF YOU WANT
TO FOLLOW SOMEBODY,
396
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,117
LOOK TO
SUSAN BILLNITZER.
397
00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:05,285
SHE USES
THE SOUTH ENTRANCE,
398
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:06,887
AND SHE'S
NEVER BEEN HAPPIER.
399
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,422
SO, EVERYBODY LISTEN UP
BECAUSE THIS IS IMPORTANT.
400
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:11,892
STOP LISTENING TO ME.
401
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,393
GO ON, DICK.
LET HER RIP.
402
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,094
OH, NO, NO, NO.
403
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:15,162
Woman:
COME ON.
404
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,096
YEAH!
COME ON,
DR. SOLOMON.
405
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:16,764
NO, YOU DON'T
NEED THIS.
406
00:18:16,797 --> 00:18:18,265
DICK! DICK!
DICK! DICK!
407
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:19,366
STOP IT!
DICK! DICK!
DICK! DICK!
408
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,702
DICK! DICK!
DICK! DICK!
409
00:18:37,918 --> 00:18:38,986
YOU READY TO GO?
410
00:18:39,019 --> 00:18:40,320
UH, NO. I'M NOT GOING
TO GO OUT TONIGHT.
411
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:41,989
I'M BURNED OUT.
412
00:18:42,022 --> 00:18:44,692
ALL RIGHT. WELL,
DON'T WAIT UP
FOR ME.
413
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:00,640
[DEEP VOICE]
HELLO.
414
00:19:00,674 --> 00:19:01,842
I'M AN ADULT
OF LEGAL AGE,
415
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:07,014
AND I'VE COME
TO PATRONIZE
YOUR ESTABLISHMENT.
416
00:19:07,047 --> 00:19:08,415
ALL RIGHT. GO ON IN.
417
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:10,417
[REGULAR VOICE]
COOL.
418
00:19:14,822 --> 00:19:16,023
THERE'S NO ONE
IN THERE.
419
00:19:16,056 --> 00:19:18,658
THE SIN DROME IS OUT.
420
00:19:18,692 --> 00:19:19,526
IT'S OUT?
421
00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:21,628
YEAH, IT USED TO BE IN,
BUT NOW IT'S...
422
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:22,963
OUT.
423
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:25,465
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN
IT IN ITS HEYDAY.
424
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,435
WELL, GOD KNOWS,
I TRIED TO!
425
00:19:36,143 --> 00:19:39,179
HOW DO YOU HYPEREXTEND
YOUR BACK SITTING
IN A WHEELCHAIR?
426
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:42,850
BY STOPPING A BULLDOZER
WITH YOUR BARE HANDS.
427
00:19:42,883 --> 00:19:43,984
YOU FELL OUT.
428
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,319
I FELL OUT.
429
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:51,024
I'VE FORGOTTEN
HOW MANY NOOKS AND
CRANNIES A MAN HAS.
430
00:19:55,062 --> 00:19:57,798
I'M GONNA GO HAVE
AN ENGLISH MUFFIN.
431
00:19:59,132 --> 00:19:59,933
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
432
00:19:59,967 --> 00:20:01,134
HOW CAN
THE SIN DROME
BE IN ONE DAY
433
00:20:01,168 --> 00:20:02,635
AND THEN OUT
THE NEXT DAY?
434
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:04,071
AH, PEOPLE
ARE LIKE SHEEP.
435
00:20:04,104 --> 00:20:06,706
THEY'RE LOST UNLESS
THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO FOLLOW.
436
00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:07,775
I KNOW.
437
00:20:07,808 --> 00:20:10,377
I WAS THE ONE SADDLED WITH
THE BURDEN OF LEADERSHIP.
438
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,679
OH, PLEASE! YOU LOVED IT.
439
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,148
I DID, DIDN'T I?
440
00:20:15,182 --> 00:20:18,551
I GUESS I STARTED TO BELIEVE
MY OWN RHETORIC.
441
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,620
I NEVER QUESTIONED
WHAT I WAS DOING.
442
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,455
THAT'S THE
DANGEROUS PART.
443
00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:24,257
I BECAME A DEMAGOGUE.
444
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:27,194
I WAS INTOXICATED BY
THE CROWD'S APPROVAL
445
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:30,263
UNTIL THE CAUSE
BECAME SECONDARY.
446
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:32,800
DON'T YOU MEAN
THE CAUSE BECAME STUPID?
447
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:36,536
LET'S NOT ARGUE
SEMANTICS, ALL RIGHT?
448
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,971
HEY, THAT FEELS
GOOD, DOESN'T IT?
449
00:20:38,005 --> 00:20:39,572
ACTUALLY,
THAT KINDA HURTS.
450
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,010
NOW THAT
REALLY HURTS.
451
00:20:43,043 --> 00:20:44,812
OH, IT HURTS SO GOOD,
DOESN'T IT, BABY?
452
00:20:44,845 --> 00:20:47,214
HURTS LIKE HELL.
453
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:48,748
YOU WANT MORE?
YEAH.
454
00:20:48,782 --> 00:20:50,250
OW!
MORE?
YES.
455
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:51,151
OW!
MORE?
456
00:20:51,184 --> 00:20:53,086
YES.
STOP.
457
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,287
HARRY!
458
00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:56,857
I'M SO TIRED
OF CLEANSING MYSELF.
459
00:20:56,890 --> 00:20:59,292
NOW I WANT
TO GET DIRTY.
460
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:07,200
GET IN THERE!
AAH.
461
00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:13,140
HEY, HEY.
462
00:21:13,173 --> 00:21:14,274
YOU'RE UNDERAGE.
463
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:17,344
I AM NOT.
464
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:18,378
ALL RIGHT, GO ON.
465
00:21:26,887 --> 00:21:27,620
A LITTLE LOWER.
466
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:28,755
THERE.
THAT'S PERFECT.
467
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:29,789
HOW ABOUT EVEN LOWER?
468
00:21:29,823 --> 00:21:30,958
LIKE, SAY,
UNDER YOUR DESK.
469
00:21:30,991 --> 00:21:33,593
WHY? I PREVENTED
THE ADMINISTRATION
470
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,195
FROM BUILDING A RAMP
THAT WOULD HAVE DEFACED
471
00:21:35,228 --> 00:21:37,965
A HISTORIC LANDMARK.
I'M A HERO.
472
00:21:37,998 --> 00:21:39,532
PEOPLE CAME OUT
TO SUPPORT YOUR CAUSE,
473
00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:41,234
AND YOU HIT THEM
WITH A SHOVEL.
474
00:21:41,268 --> 00:21:45,238
ONCE AGAIN, YOU JUST
CAN'T STAND THAT
I'M RIGHT. IT'S SAD.
475
00:21:45,272 --> 00:21:46,706
COME ON, DICK.
476
00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:48,775
LET'S GO TRY OUT
THE WEST RAMP.
477
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:49,977
YOU MEAN
THE WEST STAIRS.
478
00:21:50,010 --> 00:21:51,744
WHATEVER.
479
00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:54,714
Dick:
WHERE WE GOING?
MARY. MARY.
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