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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:53,720 There comes a time in every man's life when he asks himself... 4 00:00:55,931 --> 00:00:57,808 {\an8}"Am I living the life I should be?" 5 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:01,520 "Or am I capable of something greater?" 6 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:06,149 "Is there a change that I can make in my life right now 7 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,194 to become the best version of myself? 8 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:12,072 Who do I wanna be?" 9 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,448 What is the life that I wanna have? 10 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:15,826 What is the face that I wanna present to the world? 11 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:20,622 These are the kinds of questions that keep you up at night. 12 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:24,960 And when you're behind the wheel of a high-performance automobile like this, 13 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:26,837 no one asks those questions. 14 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:29,381 They know you are that guy. 15 00:01:29,381 --> 00:01:31,300 You have that life. 16 00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:38,223 Maybe I should look for something less cool. 17 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:42,394 Can I be honest? 18 00:01:44,188 --> 00:01:45,272 That's your ex talking. 19 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:47,983 We gotta get your confidence back. 20 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:50,110 If there's one thing I've learned, 21 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:53,197 it is never too late to become the man that you've always wanted to be. 22 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,035 Dan! I don't know how you do it. 23 00:01:58,035 --> 00:02:00,287 Guy looks like he just got himself a Lambo. 24 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:02,247 Hey, one man's lemon is another man's lemonade. 25 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:03,248 He just needed a squeeze. 26 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:05,626 Well, it's earned you Salesman of the Month again. 27 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:10,422 Nice! 28 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:13,258 Hey, Deb. Can you take a photo of Dan for the website, please? 29 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:15,802 You know what? I actually-- I'm sorry, I gotta get home. 30 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:18,472 - It's my anniversary. - Oh, come on, Dan. You do this every time. 31 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:20,265 Give it to Hal. 32 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:21,391 What's up, losers? 33 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:24,144 Hal, how many times have I told you about driving on the lot like that? 34 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,897 Cars are like chicks, Jorge. They wanna go fast. 35 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:29,983 Your fly's open. 36 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:33,570 Dan-- Come on. Don't make me give it to this guy. 37 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:35,864 Oh, come on. I mean, he's just got his teeth done. 38 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:37,783 Go get 'em, Hal. 39 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:05,352 ...road ...home... 40 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:07,437 Hey, Dan. 41 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:09,898 Hi, Mrs. Overmeyer. 42 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:11,275 Hey, Daniel. 43 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:13,735 ...Buffalo 44 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,072 - Hey, Beau. - Hey! 45 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:37,092 {\an8}I told you already, Nina. Stanford is restrictive early action. 46 00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:39,219 If you apply to Iowa now, you could mess it all up. 47 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,679 I know what I'm doing. 48 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:43,140 Do you? It certainly doesn't look like it from here. 49 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:46,476 - Happy anniversary! - Aw, baby. 50 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:48,520 - You remembered. - Hey. You thought I forgot. 51 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:52,566 Can you please tell Nina that we're not paying for her to follow Trevor to Iowa? 52 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:53,942 Don't say his name like that. 53 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:56,945 - Like what? - Come on. 54 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:59,364 Max! Crushing the peas. 55 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,492 That's a good boy. 56 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,077 Hey, buddy. 57 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,162 How was your day? 58 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:08,874 You got any plans this weekend? 59 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:11,335 Come on. We'll go in the yard, throw a few pitches, 60 00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:13,003 see if you got any gas left in this cannon. 61 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:14,671 Come on, bud. 62 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:15,964 Where you going? 63 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,423 - Samir's. - Again? 64 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:19,426 You made me quit gaming so I'd make friends. 65 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:22,262 I made you quit gaming because blowing people's heads off 24-7 66 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,347 isn't exactly healthy. 67 00:04:23,347 --> 00:04:25,849 You know, you're meant to be babysitting tonight. It's our anniversary. 68 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:27,434 What? Why can't she? 69 00:04:29,061 --> 00:04:31,021 - What, because I'm a woman? - That is not what I'm saying. 70 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:32,648 - That's what you're saying to me. - It's not. 71 00:04:32,648 --> 00:04:34,358 - What is wrong with you? - Are you kidding? 72 00:04:34,358 --> 00:04:35,609 - Is this Trevor? Who's talking now? - Really? 73 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,361 Do you have a life other than just freaking pissing me off? 74 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:38,487 - Is it Nina or Trevor? - I'm serious-- 75 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:41,198 All right. Come on. Stop it, okay? Please. 76 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,700 Look, Nina. Can you cover for your brother tonight? 77 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,494 It might be good for him to finally get out of the house, 78 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:47,287 and you can work on your application. 79 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:50,874 Fine. 80 00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:53,377 - You're welcome. - Thank you. 81 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,172 Look, can you just-- 82 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:59,633 Can you talk to Mom and ask her to, like, lay off of me? 83 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:00,759 Because I'm a grown woman. 84 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:01,844 I heard that, Nina. 85 00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:03,804 I'll talk to her. But seriously, Beans-- 86 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:04,888 - No, don't call me that. - No. 87 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:06,181 What happened to journalism at Stanford? 88 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:08,183 - Wasn't that the dream? - Journalism is dead, Dad. 89 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:09,268 Yeah, right. 90 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:11,353 - Is that something that Trevor said, or-- - Yeah, really. 91 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:12,771 - He shouldn't say that. - Really? Yes. 92 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:14,147 He shouldn't be putting ideas in your head. 93 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,524 - I'm brainwashed. - My God. Honey, 94 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:17,609 I am so glad it's not just me. 95 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:18,777 Oh, my gosh. 96 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:20,237 - All right, Maxie. - Okay. 97 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:21,947 I'm gonna put him to bed. 98 00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:23,073 And then? 99 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:25,117 - Are we still doing this? - Oh, we're doing it. 100 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:26,201 Awesome. 101 00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:53,312 Hey, Samir. 102 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:02,571 Sup, y'all? 103 00:06:02,571 --> 00:06:03,780 {\an8}Kyllboi's back, baby. 104 00:06:05,908 --> 00:06:07,201 {\an8}All right. Here we go. 105 00:06:09,453 --> 00:06:11,288 Come on. Let me show you how it's done. Watch this. 106 00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:15,709 Give me the last one, guys. Come on. Come on. 107 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:18,670 Boom! 108 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:20,380 Yes! 109 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:24,426 - Oh, man. Kyllboi's awesome. - Kyllboi's sick. 110 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,763 We're actually gonna go as a group, so you can go ahead. 111 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:28,847 Oh, yeah. 112 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:31,600 {\an8}- Eighteen years. Can you believe it? - It's nuts we keep coming back here 113 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,352 {\an8}every year for Twisted Cyclone. 114 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:35,938 {\an8}What? No. I meant 18 years married. 115 00:06:35,938 --> 00:06:37,648 {\an8}And I thought you loved this tradition. 116 00:06:37,648 --> 00:06:39,233 {\an8}- I do! - Are you sure? 117 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:40,567 {\an8}I did. 118 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,528 I just-- I don't know, you're such a creature of habit. 119 00:06:42,528 --> 00:06:43,779 I love that about you. 120 00:06:43,779 --> 00:06:45,864 You know, we make tacos on Wednesdays-- 121 00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:48,992 - Well, Tuesday, everybody's doing it. - And we have sex on Thursdays. 122 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:50,327 If we can get the kids out of the house. 123 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:51,703 - I know. - We gotta get them out more... 124 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:53,205 {\an8}- I know. No one makes a better... - ...if we want more time. 125 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:55,832 {\an8}...weekly planner than you do, but I don't know. 126 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:58,961 {\an8}Maybe I just wanna be a little bit more spontaneous and travel, 127 00:06:58,961 --> 00:07:01,338 or-- I kind of feel like we don't really go anywhere. 128 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:03,632 Well, I mean-- Well, we got the kids, and they got school, 129 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:05,050 they got routines and friends-- 130 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:06,593 - What friends? - And just all that type of stuff. 131 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:09,388 Kyle has one friend which, by the way, he never even invites over. 132 00:07:09,388 --> 00:07:10,848 Yeah, but he's a human with a pulse. 133 00:07:10,848 --> 00:07:12,057 - I'll take it. - God. 134 00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:13,559 - Nina's the one I'm worried about. - I know. 135 00:07:13,559 --> 00:07:15,060 She's so anti-establishment. 136 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:17,229 - She's anti the system. She's anti-- - Anti me. 137 00:07:17,813 --> 00:07:20,065 Oh, come on. You know it's true. 138 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:24,945 - I'm sorry. - No. 139 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,029 Now's not the time. 140 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:27,114 You're right. 141 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:30,158 Now is the time to nut up and get ready for the near-death adrenaline rush 142 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:33,495 of Buffalo's 1998 winner of the fourth-finest roller coaster. 143 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:35,414 - I know. It's good. - Do you think you can handle it? 144 00:07:35,414 --> 00:07:37,541 Do you think I can still handle it? 145 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,502 Baby! 146 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:42,671 - You're so crazy! - You know I love you! 147 00:07:42,671 --> 00:07:45,132 - I love you! - Yeah! 148 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:55,851 I promise, next year, we'll go somewhere else. 149 00:07:55,851 --> 00:07:59,271 - No. We'll always have Twisted Cyclone. - No, look. I don't need to come back here 150 00:07:59,271 --> 00:08:01,815 to remember that this is where I fell in love with you 151 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,275 on our very first date, 152 00:08:03,275 --> 00:08:05,235 holding your hair back while you barfed. 153 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,863 I still can't believe you wanted to kiss me. 154 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:09,281 I'll always wanna kiss you. 155 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:11,366 Yeah. 156 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:19,041 Hey. 157 00:08:19,041 --> 00:08:21,251 That picture you just took, it was kind of a private moment. 158 00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:23,462 - You mind deleting it? - Yeah, I do. 159 00:08:23,462 --> 00:08:24,880 Hey, come on, man. Don't. 160 00:08:27,591 --> 00:08:28,800 Don't do that. 161 00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:32,261 Hey, come on. Take it down. 162 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:35,515 Take it down. 163 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,642 Make me. 164 00:08:36,642 --> 00:08:38,352 Hey, Dan. Leave it. Let's-- 165 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:40,354 Yeah. Listen to your lady, Dan. 166 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:45,234 Is there a tough guy in there, Dan? 167 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:47,069 Are you a tough guy? 168 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:03,335 Hey, tell me. 169 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,296 How'd a loser like him get a girl as fine as you... 170 00:09:06,922 --> 00:09:07,923 probably were? 171 00:09:13,262 --> 00:09:14,805 - Bye, Dan. - Bye, Dan. 172 00:09:21,812 --> 00:09:23,313 I didn't want you to fight him. 173 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:27,442 If I wanted to marry a brawler, I would've. 174 00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:29,903 I know you don't like violence. 175 00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:32,364 It's not like I care what he said. 176 00:09:55,179 --> 00:09:56,597 What are you doing up? 177 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:00,642 You want me to do the thing, huh? 178 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,146 Wait. Go. 179 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:08,275 Wipey, wipey. 180 00:10:13,906 --> 00:10:14,907 New record! 181 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:33,967 - Oh, shit. - Hey. 182 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,177 Anniversary sex. 183 00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:37,054 I'm awake. 184 00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:38,805 I'm totally awake. 185 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:41,058 I'm so sorry tonight was a bust. 186 00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:43,644 - I'm gonna make it up to you, I promise. - Oh, it's okay. 187 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:45,145 It's okay. 188 00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:47,189 You know what? 189 00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:50,067 I should have kicked that guy's ass for what he said to you. 190 00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:52,402 Oh, God. 191 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:54,571 You totally could've taken him, honey. 192 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,577 Oh, babe. 193 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,329 Sorry. I shouldn't have laughed. 194 00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:08,418 Can we do this on Thursday? 195 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,338 I'm so tired. 196 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:12,673 Yeah, sure. 197 00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:15,843 I love you. 198 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,427 I love you too. 199 00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:26,103 Remember to block your faces. You don't wanna lose them. 200 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,277 Husband or boyfriend? 201 00:11:33,277 --> 00:11:35,237 Teenage daughter. 202 00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:36,780 I'm sorry. 203 00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:38,365 Okay, guys. Partner up. 204 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:42,786 - You? - Okay. 205 00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:43,871 Cool. 206 00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:46,582 All right. 207 00:11:46,582 --> 00:11:49,209 I'm so bad at this. I usually take barre, 208 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,711 but I couldn't find one in Buffalo. 209 00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:53,088 No, you're doing great. Just keep your fists up. 210 00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:55,966 - Where's home? - Nowhere, everywhere. 211 00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:59,261 - I'm in the travel business. - Sounds so nice. 212 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,263 Are you here for work? 213 00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:03,015 No, I'm here to see my ex. 214 00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:04,474 Now swap. 215 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,934 Sorry, TMI. 216 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:09,313 Don't worry about it. Just take it out on the bag. That's what I do. 217 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,025 - How old is your daughter? - Seventeen. 218 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:16,195 Oh, my God. 219 00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:19,198 I am so sorry 220 00:12:19,198 --> 00:12:21,617 about that again. How's it feeling? 221 00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:23,243 It's-- 222 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:25,537 No, it's fine. It's a story. 223 00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:27,915 I got beat up by a physical therapist at the gym. 224 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,041 God. 225 00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:30,751 You have a mean right hook, by the way. 226 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:31,960 Thanks. 227 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,170 Gosh. 228 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,380 Okay. So, where were we? 229 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,757 Three kids... 230 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,759 Three kids. Yeah. 231 00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:44,431 Yeah. Just when I thought I was sending one off to college, along came Max. 232 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,934 Adorable... 233 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:50,479 What? 234 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:55,108 I don't know. Sometimes I guess I just feel like I'm a little... 235 00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:57,361 I don't know, trapped? 236 00:12:57,361 --> 00:12:59,154 I know that sounds so awful. 237 00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:02,866 It's just that, Dan, my husband, 238 00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:06,787 I mean, he's an amazing dad, you know? 239 00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:10,123 I guess he's just so content being here. 240 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,001 In Buffalo? 241 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,962 Oh, my God. I'm sorry. 242 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,505 - I didn't mean to... - No. 243 00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:18,340 - ...say it like that. - That's true. 244 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:21,426 I mean, when we met, I wanted to travel. I wanted to see the world. 245 00:13:22,386 --> 00:13:25,138 But Dan's-- He's just a total homebody, you know? 246 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:28,725 He's so focused on the family, and I do, I love that about him. He's amazing. 247 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,269 I just wish our lives were... 248 00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,313 bigger, you know? Just... 249 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,317 I get it. 250 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,653 I'm sorry. Talk about TMI. 251 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:43,031 No, I've got to catch a flight, as always. 252 00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:46,535 {\an8}But, listen. If you ever do convince your husband to travel, 253 00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:49,079 {\an8}I promise you, I'm better at my job than I am at kickboxing. 254 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,707 - Thank you. - Thank you. 255 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:58,630 Great news. 256 00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:01,175 - Today is Half-Price Wednesday... - You're about to go to size 4S,huh? 257 00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:03,302 Are you so big now, huh? How big is Maxie? 258 00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:06,889 So big. 259 00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:08,348 Look at the big muscles. 260 00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,061 Okay, hold on. 261 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:17,024 We're gonna get this for Mama. And that. And that. 262 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,276 You wanna get ice cream? 263 00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:21,570 Yeah, I'm gonna get you ice cream. 264 00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:26,283 Yeah? 265 00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:30,954 Yeah. There it is. 266 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:32,039 You want this one? 267 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,624 I'll get you french fries. 268 00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:42,966 Oh, shit. 269 00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:47,429 I'm so sorry about this, pal. 270 00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:50,641 Really? 271 00:14:55,521 --> 00:14:56,647 Hey, asshole. 272 00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:58,524 At least let me put my kid down. 273 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,370 Oh, shit. 274 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,209 - Daniel. - I'm so sorry, Mrs. Overmeyer. 275 00:15:17,209 --> 00:15:18,335 Uh-oh. 276 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,296 Oh, my God! 277 00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:22,297 Hey! 278 00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:38,939 I told you to let me put my kid down! 279 00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:51,159 I got 'em. 280 00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,620 Cleaning team to aisle three, please. 281 00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:57,499 Sorry about the mess. 282 00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:59,918 Thank you for shopping at Fresh, Fresh, Fresh. 283 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:11,805 Hold on. 284 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,895 Hey, Beau. 285 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,565 - Hey, Dan. - Have a good one. 286 00:16:22,316 --> 00:16:23,483 All right. 287 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,795 Shit. The passports are out of date. 288 00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:54,681 From here on in, Daddy's paying in cash, Maxie. 289 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:57,809 Hello? 290 00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,686 Hey, don't hang up. 291 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,772 How are you still alive? 292 00:17:01,772 --> 00:17:03,482 Yeah, it's nice to hear your voice too. 293 00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:07,069 Look, I need new identities. I'm burned. Full packets. 294 00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:09,780 Me, my wife, and three kids. 295 00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:11,906 Three? How did that happen? 296 00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:14,076 Do I really need to explain the birds and the bees right now, Augie, 297 00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,327 or can we talk business? 298 00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:17,746 Oh, God. 299 00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:19,498 You've got some nerve calling me. 300 00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,667 McCaffrey scorched the earth looking for you. 301 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,419 Yep. Looks like he's found me. 302 00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:25,671 - How? - I don't know. 303 00:17:25,671 --> 00:17:27,047 Social media, I guess. 304 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,214 You idiot. 305 00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:31,468 I had to leave my life behind. 306 00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:36,014 Now I'm stuck in Tempe, Arizona, making fake IDs for entitled college pricks. 307 00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:40,227 - Should I go? - Oh, no. You can stay. 308 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:43,105 But given you're trying to look like you're not in college, 309 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,398 maybe try losing the hoodie? 310 00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:47,776 Look, I'll pay you a half a million in cash. 311 00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:50,571 And you get Doris a condo in one of those retirement places. 312 00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:53,740 You know, the ones with the golf carts, the wine and cheese happy hour, 313 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:54,950 mah-jongg at six o'clock? 314 00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:56,410 Leave my mom out of this. 315 00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:58,704 - She'll love it. - I can sell you out for twice that. 316 00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:00,372 Well, you haven't in 18 years. 317 00:18:00,873 --> 00:18:02,875 Meet me in Vegas in three days. 318 00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:07,796 I'll give you a time and a place once I'm on the road. 319 00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:09,464 Vegas? Why Vegas? 320 00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:12,426 I can't tell my wife I'm taking her on vacation to Tempe, Arizona. 321 00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:13,343 Vegas, I can sell. 322 00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,596 You haven't told them? Are you mental? 323 00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:17,806 What, do you think it's that easy? What am I meant to do? 324 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:19,933 Sit them down and tell them the whole story over French toast? 325 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,519 Oh, hey, kids. You know what? Pass the maple syrup. By the way, 326 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,563 your dad was a government assassin. 327 00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:27,065 I'll tell them when I'm on the road and safe. Three days, Augie. 328 00:18:32,863 --> 00:18:33,989 {\an8}Chess club. 329 00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:41,580 All right, come on. 330 00:18:52,216 --> 00:18:53,717 Where's Nina? 331 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,887 Nina's not the editor anymore. She quit. 332 00:18:56,887 --> 00:18:58,305 What? When? 333 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,057 Three months ago. 334 00:19:00,057 --> 00:19:01,600 So, where is she now? 335 00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:03,727 I don't know. 336 00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:04,895 All right, look. 337 00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:07,022 I'll give you 50 bucks for your best guess of where Nina is. 338 00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:09,566 I'm a journalist. I don't give people up. 339 00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:10,901 100. 340 00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:12,277 Try under the bleachers. 341 00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:13,737 That's what I thought. 342 00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:24,164 I wrote my college essay on how universities propagate systemic racism, 343 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,374 and my mom shot it down. 344 00:19:25,374 --> 00:19:26,542 I was like, "Hello, 345 00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:27,751 that's how change happens." 346 00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:29,795 And she goes, "No, that's how community college happens." 347 00:19:30,379 --> 00:19:31,463 Nina. 348 00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:33,799 Dad, what are you doing here? 349 00:19:33,799 --> 00:19:35,968 This is a safe space. He can't just come in here. 350 00:19:35,968 --> 00:19:37,052 Your dad's hot. 351 00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,763 Okay, Kelly. That's gross. 352 00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:41,265 You're meant to be in an editorial meeting. 353 00:19:41,265 --> 00:19:43,267 Yeah, I am. I was. 354 00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:45,227 - I-- - You quit three months ago. 355 00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:47,479 How could you do that? You worked so hard to become editor. 356 00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:49,731 - You don't even read my stuff. - Of course I do. 357 00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:51,149 - I always do. - Yeah. Bullshit. 358 00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:53,235 You know what? I don't have time for this. Where's the chess club? 359 00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:55,320 - We need to find your brother. - Can't you tell me what's going on? 360 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,322 Nothing. I have a surprise for the family, okay? 361 00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:59,950 - What's the surprise? - Where is the chess club? 362 00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:02,327 It's in the math building. 363 00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:03,620 Thank you, Kelly. 364 00:20:05,122 --> 00:20:07,040 - Dad, wait. - What now? 365 00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:09,334 He's not there. 366 00:20:17,426 --> 00:20:18,594 Stay in the car. 367 00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:20,596 Oh, no. Forget it. I am not missing this. 368 00:20:20,596 --> 00:20:22,514 - Missing what? - Nothing. 369 00:20:23,724 --> 00:20:24,933 Go, go, go, go, go. 370 00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:30,105 - Shit. - Are you Samir? 371 00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:31,940 - Yeah. - I'm Kyle's dad. Is he here? 372 00:20:38,822 --> 00:20:40,240 What happened to chess club? 373 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,034 It was canceled today. 374 00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:44,578 - Right, Samir? - You don't pay me to lie. 375 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,955 - You pay him? - No, I-- 376 00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:50,584 You don't need to-- It's-- 377 00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:56,256 - I can explain. - Get in the car. 378 00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:58,550 - I-- - Get in the car. 379 00:20:59,134 --> 00:20:59,968 Let's go now. 380 00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:03,764 Traitor. 381 00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:16,193 - So, what's the big surprise? - We're going on a trip. 382 00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:18,070 I actually have plans this weekend, so I-- 383 00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:19,363 You're very grounded, both of you. 384 00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:31,041 Look, we're going up there to get your mom. 385 00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:33,335 You two are gonna show her nothing but excitement for this trip, 386 00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,087 or I'm gonna tell her that you've been lying to us, 387 00:21:35,087 --> 00:21:36,713 and you know how that's gonna go down. 388 00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:38,632 Where are we even going? 389 00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:39,716 Vegas? 390 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,761 - We're going to Las Vegas today? - Well, you said you wanted... 391 00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:44,096 - Now? - ...to be more spontaneous. 392 00:21:44,096 --> 00:21:46,098 I heard you. And Jorge said I could take a few days off. 393 00:21:46,098 --> 00:21:47,891 Is Jorge the one that does... 394 00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:50,936 - ...hydromassages on Tuesdays? - No, Mrs. Kessler. Jorge is Dan's boss. 395 00:21:50,936 --> 00:21:54,815 - Is Dan giving me a hydromassage? - No, Mrs. Kessler. 396 00:21:54,815 --> 00:21:56,066 There's no massages today. 397 00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:58,193 No. The kids have a long weekend, and they're pumped. Right, guys? 398 00:21:58,193 --> 00:22:00,654 Guys, tell your mom how pumped you are for this trip. 399 00:22:01,530 --> 00:22:03,532 - Yes! - So pumped. 400 00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:06,451 Dan, we can't just up and go to Vegas. 401 00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:08,328 I mean-- And why Vegas? 402 00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:12,249 I know it's not Europe, but there's a Venice and an Eiffel Tower. 403 00:22:12,249 --> 00:22:14,835 You know what? I bet you we can get last-minute Adele tickets. 404 00:22:14,835 --> 00:22:16,545 - You love Adele. - You love Adele. 405 00:22:16,545 --> 00:22:18,297 Of course I love Adele. Who doesn't love Adele? 406 00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:20,174 - I love Adele. - Everybody loves Adele. 407 00:22:20,174 --> 00:22:22,009 She's got the voice of a freaking angel. 408 00:22:22,009 --> 00:22:24,469 Come on, Jess. What is holding us back? 409 00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:27,639 Who are you? I mean, I don't even recognize you. 410 00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:29,808 Well, you're gonna love him. He's crazy in bed. 411 00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:32,811 Are you sure it's not Tuesday? 412 00:22:32,811 --> 00:22:35,814 You deserve a break. And I think this could be really good for us as a family. 413 00:22:35,814 --> 00:22:37,566 And we're driving there? 414 00:22:37,566 --> 00:22:39,526 Well, nothing brings a family together like a road trip. 415 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,447 But we gotta go now. Before the traffic gets bad. 416 00:22:43,447 --> 00:22:46,074 And Mrs. Kessler, I'm so sorry. You keep working on those deltoids, okay? 417 00:22:46,074 --> 00:22:48,035 - Thanks, Jorge. - What about our stuff? 418 00:22:48,035 --> 00:22:50,412 - I mean, I need to pack, the baby. It's-- - Oh, no. 419 00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:52,539 I got all the basics packed already. Yeah. When we get there, 420 00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:55,125 we're gonna use the money that we saved on flights to go all Pretty Woman 421 00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:56,543 in those fancy hotel boutiques... 422 00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:58,337 - ...that smell like leather and patchouli. - Stop. 423 00:22:58,337 --> 00:23:00,672 And guess who's got no budget? You get whatever you want. 424 00:23:02,257 --> 00:23:05,010 Okay. This is totally crazy. 425 00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:06,595 - Dan, this is crazy. - I know. It's crazy. 426 00:23:06,595 --> 00:23:07,888 - Oh, my God. - We're gonna get crazy. 427 00:23:07,888 --> 00:23:09,431 We're going to Vegas! 428 00:23:10,599 --> 00:23:11,808 Do we have snacks? 429 00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:13,185 Let's just get out there on the road, 430 00:23:13,185 --> 00:23:14,853 and then we can make a stop and-- 431 00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:22,903 I think I'm gonna take a shortcut. Save us a little bit of time. 432 00:23:22,903 --> 00:23:24,321 What? 433 00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:30,494 Go, go, go! 434 00:23:31,495 --> 00:23:33,830 - Shit. - It's a shortcut. You never take Elmwood? 435 00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:34,748 Shit. 436 00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:44,675 All right. We're off. 437 00:23:51,849 --> 00:23:53,100 Hey, Maxie. 438 00:23:53,684 --> 00:23:54,935 - First road trip. - Yeah. 439 00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:57,855 Max, you excited? 440 00:23:57,855 --> 00:24:01,024 Five hours on a plane, or 33 hours in a car? 441 00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:02,192 I choose 33 hours. 442 00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:04,236 Da! 443 00:24:12,035 --> 00:24:13,829 Honey, you remembered my boots! 444 00:24:13,829 --> 00:24:15,706 - Yeah. - Baby! 445 00:24:15,706 --> 00:24:16,874 I can't believe that. 446 00:24:23,213 --> 00:24:25,591 - Oh, my God. Jesus. Dad. - Jesus. 447 00:24:25,591 --> 00:24:27,384 - Easy there, lead-foot. - Sorry about that. 448 00:24:27,384 --> 00:24:29,094 Think a squirrel or something jumped out in front of me. 449 00:24:31,555 --> 00:24:33,182 Oh, my God. 450 00:24:33,182 --> 00:24:36,101 - Where on earth are you taking us? - What? Oh, no. This is a shortcut, honey. 451 00:24:36,101 --> 00:24:37,394 You never take it? 452 00:24:39,146 --> 00:24:39,980 Shit. 453 00:24:43,525 --> 00:24:44,735 He's tracking us. 454 00:24:45,319 --> 00:24:46,403 Oh, nothing. 455 00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:47,529 Nothing, honey. 456 00:24:56,788 --> 00:25:00,334 You know what? Actually, I gotta stop and check something at work real quick. 457 00:25:10,177 --> 00:25:13,180 - Is that Hal? - Yeah. He's got a new mustache. 458 00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:15,015 - You work with that guy? - It will just be a second. 459 00:25:20,604 --> 00:25:22,231 I think there's a service area to the right. 460 00:25:32,241 --> 00:25:35,786 All right. If you guys just give me a second, I'll be right there. 461 00:25:41,667 --> 00:25:43,585 - Dad, what the hell? - Language, Nina. 462 00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:46,046 Dan, what the hell? 463 00:25:46,046 --> 00:25:47,631 Oh, well, we're driving 2,000 miles. 464 00:25:47,631 --> 00:25:49,550 We've gotta change the oil, check the coolant, 465 00:25:50,801 --> 00:25:52,052 pop a little extra air in the tires. 466 00:25:52,052 --> 00:25:54,847 I'd hate to be halfway across the desert and wish we'd checked that coolant, right? 467 00:25:54,847 --> 00:25:56,974 Can we not be in the car for it? 468 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,480 Okay, he's stopped. He's right ahead of us. 469 00:26:25,377 --> 00:26:26,503 He should be here. 470 00:26:34,970 --> 00:26:37,139 Hey, guys. Just hang in there for a minute. 471 00:26:37,139 --> 00:26:38,223 Dan? 472 00:26:39,183 --> 00:26:40,767 Mom, when we're in Vegas, 473 00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:43,437 - can I go to HyperX? - No, you're not going to a strip club. 474 00:26:43,437 --> 00:26:45,022 - It's not a strip club. - Why are you laughing? 475 00:26:45,022 --> 00:26:46,231 You're not gambling, Nina. 476 00:26:46,231 --> 00:26:47,774 - Do you have a fake ID? - I'm not being-- No. 477 00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:49,109 Dan! 478 00:26:49,109 --> 00:26:51,737 Hey, Hal. Nice wheels. 479 00:26:51,737 --> 00:26:53,071 - She just come in? - Yeah. 480 00:26:53,071 --> 00:26:54,823 I was thinking about opening her up a little bit. 481 00:26:54,823 --> 00:26:58,118 Oh, man. I tell you what. She wants to go fast. 482 00:26:58,118 --> 00:26:59,286 Cars are like chicks, man. 483 00:26:59,286 --> 00:27:01,622 - Yes! Right. - Get her on the freeway. 484 00:27:01,622 --> 00:27:03,749 You open her up. And you get a ticket, it's on me. 485 00:27:09,338 --> 00:27:11,632 I got him. He's on the move. He's heading west. 486 00:27:16,553 --> 00:27:17,638 Hey, guys. 487 00:27:17,638 --> 00:27:18,805 - Yes? - We're ready. 488 00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:21,058 Are we going to Vegas, or are we just gonna live up here? 489 00:27:21,058 --> 00:27:22,601 We're on our way, honey. 490 00:27:50,462 --> 00:27:53,715 - Honey, aren't your feet cold? - I don't care. I am on vacation. 491 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:55,801 What are you doing? 492 00:27:55,801 --> 00:27:57,344 I'm posting about our trip. 493 00:27:58,262 --> 00:28:00,556 Look, do we really need to be posting and tweeting and TikToking? 494 00:28:00,556 --> 00:28:01,932 In my day, road trips were all about interaction. 495 00:28:01,932 --> 00:28:04,017 No, Dad. Please. I can't deal with a dad lecture right now. 496 00:28:04,017 --> 00:28:06,603 You literally don't even know how to text, so your opinion doesn't count. 497 00:28:06,603 --> 00:28:08,605 I'm serious. This should be a device-free vacation, okay? 498 00:28:08,605 --> 00:28:09,690 Give them up, now. 499 00:28:09,690 --> 00:28:10,941 - What? - Seriously. 500 00:28:10,941 --> 00:28:12,401 - What? - Give it up. Now. 501 00:28:12,401 --> 00:28:15,904 - Jess, a little help? - Okay, you heard him. Hand 'em over. 502 00:28:17,573 --> 00:28:18,574 Yours too. 503 00:28:19,658 --> 00:28:22,494 All right. Mine too. All of us, okay? Solidarity! Bye! 504 00:28:22,494 --> 00:28:27,040 No! 505 00:28:31,461 --> 00:28:33,422 No, no, no. Dad. 506 00:28:33,422 --> 00:28:35,299 - No way you just did that. What? - Oh, my God, Dad. 507 00:28:35,299 --> 00:28:37,634 I've just freed our family from the shackles of technology 508 00:28:37,634 --> 00:28:39,428 - with a flick of my wrist. Just like that. - Stop the car. 509 00:28:39,428 --> 00:28:42,514 And trust me, it's gonna bring us all closer together. Just you wait. 510 00:28:42,514 --> 00:28:43,974 You've lost your mind. 511 00:28:43,974 --> 00:28:46,226 - Oh, my God. - Whatever. I'll just buy myself a new one. 512 00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:48,228 What, like you buy your friends? 513 00:28:48,228 --> 00:28:50,230 - Look, Samir is a business associate. - Oh, yeah. 514 00:28:50,230 --> 00:28:52,316 - Look. At least they're talking. - Do you wanna tell Mom and Dad 515 00:28:52,316 --> 00:28:53,901 - about all your business endeavors? - I don't give a-- 516 00:28:53,901 --> 00:28:55,527 I've got a question for you, Mr. Spontaneous. 517 00:28:55,527 --> 00:28:58,280 Without our phones, how are we gonna know where we're going? 518 00:28:58,947 --> 00:29:00,699 If this is a joke, it's not funny. 519 00:29:00,699 --> 00:29:03,410 It's not a joke. We're going on a family road trip. We need maps. 520 00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:05,287 Dude, why don't you just, like, you know-- 521 00:29:07,122 --> 00:29:09,416 Yeah, Dad. Why? 522 00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:11,752 Because he was trying to promote familial bonding 523 00:29:11,752 --> 00:29:13,795 through the forcible removal of technology. 524 00:29:14,630 --> 00:29:16,924 Look, I need travel help. Isn't this what you do? 525 00:29:17,674 --> 00:29:19,301 Not for a long time. 526 00:29:21,970 --> 00:29:23,597 What's your destination? 527 00:29:23,597 --> 00:29:24,765 Las Vegas. 528 00:29:24,765 --> 00:29:26,475 I'm also going to need help with some reservations, 529 00:29:26,475 --> 00:29:28,685 if that's not too much of an inconvenience for you. 530 00:29:29,811 --> 00:29:32,689 Okay. Here you go. 531 00:29:34,024 --> 00:29:35,275 All right. 532 00:29:38,278 --> 00:29:42,824 - I'm gonna need a credit card. - You know what? Here's my membership card. 533 00:29:42,824 --> 00:29:45,285 I think you'll see I've got a few rewards points there. 534 00:29:45,285 --> 00:29:46,662 That's not really how it works. 535 00:29:46,662 --> 00:29:48,205 - It's like a whole thing. - I get it. 536 00:29:48,205 --> 00:29:50,832 Maybe with all those points, I don't even need a credit card. 537 00:29:53,210 --> 00:29:54,878 What do you think, Levon? Are we good? 538 00:29:54,878 --> 00:29:56,213 How many points do we have? 539 00:29:56,213 --> 00:29:59,466 Looks like you are platinum elite superior diamond members. 540 00:30:00,008 --> 00:30:01,802 And I would love to help you today. 541 00:30:03,345 --> 00:30:05,389 Stop, collaborate and listen 542 00:30:05,389 --> 00:30:07,599 Ice is back with a brand-new invention 543 00:30:07,599 --> 00:30:11,270 Something grabs a hold of me tightly Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly 544 00:30:11,270 --> 00:30:12,396 Will it ever stop? Yo 545 00:30:12,396 --> 00:30:15,858 I don't know Turn off the lights and-- and I'll glow 546 00:30:15,858 --> 00:30:17,734 To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal 547 00:30:17,734 --> 00:30:20,445 - Please stop. Can someone unlock the car? - A chump like a candle 548 00:30:23,907 --> 00:30:24,908 Deadly 549 00:30:26,118 --> 00:30:28,036 Say, "Ooh." 550 00:30:28,036 --> 00:30:29,121 Damn. 551 00:30:29,746 --> 00:30:30,873 It's pretty impressive, huh? 552 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:33,041 How good is Mom? 553 00:30:33,041 --> 00:30:34,459 ...problem, yo, I'll solve it 554 00:30:34,459 --> 00:30:36,378 Check out the hook While the DJ revolves it 555 00:30:36,378 --> 00:30:38,213 Ice, ice, baby 556 00:30:38,839 --> 00:30:40,007 Come on, guys. 557 00:30:40,632 --> 00:30:43,385 - Ice, ice, baby - What is "ice, ice, baby"? 558 00:31:02,654 --> 00:31:04,114 Call in everybody. 559 00:31:04,615 --> 00:31:06,742 The Swedes, Gunther, Spiros. 560 00:31:06,742 --> 00:31:09,703 - I want 'em found. - Well, there's no hits on their cards. 561 00:31:09,703 --> 00:31:11,163 Must be using cash. 562 00:31:11,163 --> 00:31:13,457 I've been tracking their socials, but nothing so far. 563 00:31:13,457 --> 00:31:15,042 Must have turned their phones off. 564 00:31:15,626 --> 00:31:18,420 Hey, his kid's a gamer called Kyllboi. 565 00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:19,630 He's pretty good. 566 00:31:22,257 --> 00:31:24,551 Get eyes on the road, and find that minivan. 567 00:31:24,551 --> 00:31:25,969 You got it, boss. 568 00:31:25,969 --> 00:31:28,639 Be tough for him to switch cars without tipping off the family. 569 00:31:28,639 --> 00:31:31,058 - What makes you think they don't know? - They're still with him. 570 00:31:40,817 --> 00:31:43,695 Look at you. You're in withdrawal. 571 00:31:43,695 --> 00:31:46,782 Can you really not go, like, one day without blowing people's brains out? 572 00:31:46,782 --> 00:31:48,116 I have a brand to manage. 573 00:31:48,116 --> 00:31:50,869 A desensitized cog in the violence-obsessed 574 00:31:50,869 --> 00:31:52,704 capitalist machine is a brand? 575 00:31:52,704 --> 00:31:53,914 Oh, good. Trevor's here. 576 00:31:53,914 --> 00:31:56,792 Do you even remember what your own personality is like? 577 00:31:57,376 --> 00:31:58,335 No. 578 00:32:00,462 --> 00:32:01,588 You used to be cool. 579 00:32:05,634 --> 00:32:08,720 - Do I know you? - I don't think so. 580 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,430 Well, yeah. I've seen you on Twitch. 581 00:32:10,973 --> 00:32:13,892 You're the guy who took down Synapse live on his own stream! 582 00:32:13,892 --> 00:32:15,310 You're Kyllboi. Right? 583 00:32:16,311 --> 00:32:17,813 You know about that? 584 00:32:17,813 --> 00:32:19,898 Yeah. Dude, that was badass. 585 00:32:19,898 --> 00:32:21,233 Can I get a picture? 586 00:32:22,025 --> 00:32:22,943 Sure. 587 00:32:24,319 --> 00:32:27,364 Jess, I don't know how to tell you this, 588 00:32:27,364 --> 00:32:30,367 but when we get to Vegas, we're not coming home. 589 00:32:30,951 --> 00:32:33,453 The truth is, I haven't been completely hon-- 590 00:32:34,746 --> 00:32:36,832 The truth is, when we met-- 591 00:32:36,832 --> 00:32:38,417 Before I met-- 592 00:32:43,547 --> 00:32:45,966 All right, here we go. We've got rooms 152 and 153. 593 00:32:46,842 --> 00:32:49,219 Can I get four of those disposable cameras too, please? 594 00:32:49,219 --> 00:32:50,304 Yeah. 595 00:32:51,346 --> 00:32:52,514 Here you go. 596 00:32:52,514 --> 00:32:54,516 - Thank you. Keep the change. - Thank you. 597 00:32:58,395 --> 00:33:00,397 You're awesome, dude. For real. 598 00:33:00,397 --> 00:33:01,815 I mean, thank you. 599 00:33:01,815 --> 00:33:04,318 I mean, this is literally the worst ever-- 600 00:33:04,318 --> 00:33:05,402 I'm gonna get you. 601 00:33:05,903 --> 00:33:07,029 I'm gonna get you! 602 00:33:07,029 --> 00:33:08,864 All right. Here, kiddo. Go make some memories. 603 00:33:08,864 --> 00:33:11,241 Yeah, I'm-- I don't know, this is-- It's just a weird experience for me. 604 00:33:11,241 --> 00:33:13,911 - That's so cool I ran into you. - Look at your brother. He's made a friend. 605 00:33:13,911 --> 00:33:15,537 - Can you do the thing? - Yeah. 606 00:33:17,497 --> 00:33:18,999 - Awesome. Thanks, Kyllboi. - Thank you. 607 00:33:20,292 --> 00:33:22,503 - Hey, what was all this about? - That's a really good question. 608 00:33:22,503 --> 00:33:24,922 - What was that about? - Yeah, and who's Kyllboi? 609 00:33:24,922 --> 00:33:27,841 You know, that sounds familiar. I feel like I know who that is. 610 00:33:27,841 --> 00:33:29,343 - That's-- - No one. 611 00:33:29,343 --> 00:33:30,802 - It's nothing. - Oh, my God. 612 00:33:30,802 --> 00:33:32,095 - It's not important. - He's Kyllboi. 613 00:33:32,095 --> 00:33:34,306 It's his gamer tag. He never quit gaming. 614 00:33:34,306 --> 00:33:36,266 He thinks he's, like, famous or something now. 615 00:33:36,266 --> 00:33:37,434 Really? 616 00:33:37,434 --> 00:33:40,187 - Big boy! - Da. 617 00:33:40,187 --> 00:33:42,105 - Da? - Is she gonna post that picture? 618 00:33:42,731 --> 00:33:44,608 - Probably, yeah. - Hey! 619 00:33:44,608 --> 00:33:46,109 Did you get some rooms? 620 00:33:46,902 --> 00:33:48,904 No. They're all booked. We gotta keep going. 621 00:33:48,904 --> 00:33:50,322 - Really? - Yeah. 622 00:34:14,888 --> 00:34:15,764 It's them. 623 00:34:21,603 --> 00:34:22,688 Let's go. 624 00:36:54,047 --> 00:36:56,216 - What was that? - Hey, honey. 625 00:36:56,216 --> 00:36:58,093 Just a little bit of a pothole there. 626 00:37:00,554 --> 00:37:04,391 Max, did you see that? That guy was flying. 627 00:37:25,287 --> 00:37:26,330 Oh, my God. 628 00:37:26,330 --> 00:37:28,123 - Jesus. - Oh, my God. 629 00:37:30,417 --> 00:37:32,002 - Where are we? - Iowa. 630 00:37:32,002 --> 00:37:33,587 - Iowa? - Yeah. 631 00:37:33,587 --> 00:37:34,963 Wait. Did you drive all night? 632 00:37:34,963 --> 00:37:36,548 Well, what can I say? 633 00:37:36,548 --> 00:37:39,301 I was so damn excited I couldn't sleep. 634 00:37:39,301 --> 00:37:41,220 I mean, I kept getting second winds. More like fifth winds. 635 00:37:41,220 --> 00:37:43,597 - And then, before you know it, bam. - God. 636 00:37:43,597 --> 00:37:44,806 We're in Iowa City. 637 00:37:44,806 --> 00:37:46,391 That's not a real cow, honey. 638 00:37:46,391 --> 00:37:47,809 - Okay? - Oh, my God. 639 00:37:48,685 --> 00:37:50,479 Oh, my God. Did you just say we're in Iowa City? 640 00:37:50,479 --> 00:37:51,605 - Oh, my God. - Yes, honey. 641 00:37:51,605 --> 00:37:54,024 That means we're literally, like, half an inch from SIU. 642 00:37:54,024 --> 00:37:55,359 We can stop and-- 643 00:37:55,359 --> 00:37:57,361 We are not gonna stop and see Trevor, okay? 644 00:37:57,945 --> 00:38:01,198 Actually, I meant that I wanted to see campus, but whatever. 645 00:38:01,198 --> 00:38:03,617 Right. 'Cause you're really interested in seeing the facilities. 646 00:38:03,617 --> 00:38:05,202 - Yeah. Actually, I am. - Are you serious? 647 00:38:05,202 --> 00:38:07,663 Are we gonna argue about this? About you following a boy to college? 648 00:38:07,663 --> 00:38:09,248 - I'm not following a boy to col-- - Guys. 649 00:38:09,248 --> 00:38:10,791 You're gonna go for three months-- 650 00:38:10,791 --> 00:38:12,793 - Guys. - It's the college that I want to go to. 651 00:38:12,793 --> 00:38:14,253 Obviously, I would want to go see the campus. 652 00:38:14,253 --> 00:38:16,880 - Why do you wanna go? - We're so far from home. 653 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:18,465 This place is gorgeous. 654 00:38:18,465 --> 00:38:20,259 How could you not want me to come here? 655 00:38:22,427 --> 00:38:25,389 I cannot believe that you are encouraging this. 656 00:38:25,389 --> 00:38:27,474 Look, it wouldn't hurt for us to be off the road for a bit. 657 00:38:27,474 --> 00:38:30,143 Besides, I mean, maybe if we want her to listen to us, 658 00:38:30,143 --> 00:38:31,895 we gotta start listening to her more. 659 00:38:31,895 --> 00:38:34,565 Let her look around. It's safe, nice. 660 00:38:34,565 --> 00:38:38,360 And besides, it'll give us a chance to talk. 661 00:38:46,702 --> 00:38:49,830 Okay. You wanna find out what college life is really about? 662 00:38:51,123 --> 00:38:52,165 Follow me. 663 00:39:03,927 --> 00:39:06,096 This takes me back. 664 00:39:06,096 --> 00:39:10,475 - It's like a toxic masculinity convention. - It's called school spirit, Nina. 665 00:39:10,475 --> 00:39:13,270 Yeah, okay. You're not the one who's gonna get flipped over in a porta-potty. 666 00:39:15,022 --> 00:39:16,565 Well, it's pretty festive. Do you like it? 667 00:39:16,565 --> 00:39:19,193 - Yeah. It's cool. - Yes. 668 00:39:21,236 --> 00:39:23,488 Hey, sexy. You want me to show you how to do a keg stand? 669 00:39:28,869 --> 00:39:30,329 Sorry. I didn't realize you were... 670 00:39:31,705 --> 00:39:32,873 a mom. 671 00:39:35,334 --> 00:39:36,251 Nina. 672 00:39:37,294 --> 00:39:38,462 Do you mind? 673 00:39:38,462 --> 00:39:40,088 Okay. Here you go. 674 00:39:41,882 --> 00:39:43,008 Yep. 675 00:39:43,008 --> 00:39:44,176 Oh, my God. 676 00:39:44,176 --> 00:39:46,553 - Yo! Come through. She's gonna do it. - Mom! 677 00:39:48,055 --> 00:39:49,056 Mom! 678 00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:50,682 I can't-- 679 00:40:02,444 --> 00:40:04,863 - Beer me! - Come on! Yeah! 680 00:40:04,863 --> 00:40:08,367 Chug! Chug! Chug! 681 00:40:08,367 --> 00:40:11,703 Chug! Chug! Chug! 682 00:40:11,703 --> 00:40:12,955 Chug! Chug! 683 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:27,719 - Don't you ever try anything like that. - Mom, that was-- 684 00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:29,888 that was awesome, actually. I-- 685 00:40:29,888 --> 00:40:30,973 "Beer me"? 686 00:40:33,267 --> 00:40:35,561 Let's get out of here before I get too competitive 687 00:40:35,561 --> 00:40:37,771 - and start kicking ass at beer pong. - Oh, my God. 688 00:40:37,771 --> 00:40:39,273 I wonder what that looks like. 689 00:40:40,190 --> 00:40:42,192 I hope you all enjoyed seeing the library. 690 00:40:42,192 --> 00:40:43,861 First time for me too. 691 00:40:43,861 --> 00:40:45,946 - Hey, guys. Look. There's a tour. - And you know... 692 00:40:45,946 --> 00:40:48,615 Let's slip in the back and pretend like we were a part of the group all along. 693 00:40:48,615 --> 00:40:49,908 - Do we have to? - Yeah. 694 00:40:49,908 --> 00:40:51,201 We're here to support your sister. 695 00:40:51,201 --> 00:40:53,078 If you're questioning that, you get to strap on Max. 696 00:40:53,078 --> 00:40:54,746 - Let's go. - Next up, 697 00:40:54,746 --> 00:40:58,083 we'll head on over to visit our state-of-the-art athletic facilities. 698 00:40:59,877 --> 00:41:01,420 I'm sorry that I ratted you out. 699 00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:04,173 It's just, it drives me crazy that you get away with so much, 700 00:41:04,173 --> 00:41:07,509 and I get yelled at constantly just because you guys don't get Trevor. 701 00:41:07,509 --> 00:41:08,886 We get Trevor. 702 00:41:08,886 --> 00:41:10,512 - We don't like Trevor. - Why? 703 00:41:11,430 --> 00:41:14,308 Ever since you've been dating him, you've been like a completely different person. 704 00:41:15,976 --> 00:41:17,311 I liked you better before. 705 00:41:18,020 --> 00:41:20,189 Plus, he treats you like shit. You deserve more. 706 00:41:23,192 --> 00:41:27,070 Is that, like, genuine concern for my feelings? 707 00:41:27,070 --> 00:41:28,864 No. God, no. Gross. 708 00:41:30,824 --> 00:41:33,869 I wonder what's going on in your mind. 709 00:41:33,869 --> 00:41:35,621 It's just-- I don't know. 710 00:41:35,621 --> 00:41:37,873 Another blast from the past. 711 00:41:38,457 --> 00:41:39,958 You think you can still do it? 712 00:41:40,459 --> 00:41:44,046 No. Not unless I wanted to end up in the hospital. 713 00:41:44,755 --> 00:41:48,300 It's just-- It's funny to think how different my life would be 714 00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:50,427 if I hadn't torn my ACL. 715 00:41:50,427 --> 00:41:53,180 - Well, do you want it to be different? - No. God, no. 716 00:41:53,180 --> 00:41:55,807 It's just-- You know, it's just strange. 717 00:41:55,807 --> 00:41:57,768 You've never even met that version of me. 718 00:41:57,768 --> 00:42:00,437 You just know Jessica, the physical therapist. 719 00:42:00,437 --> 00:42:02,022 Well, I love every version of you. 720 00:42:02,022 --> 00:42:04,358 - Yeah? - Yeah. Especially that keg stand one. 721 00:42:04,358 --> 00:42:05,734 It was so freaking hot. 722 00:42:05,734 --> 00:42:07,611 - Yeah? - Oh, my God. 723 00:42:08,529 --> 00:42:10,572 Did you ever have sex on the pole-vault mat? 724 00:42:13,742 --> 00:42:15,911 - Don't answer that. Oh, my. - God. 725 00:42:16,703 --> 00:42:19,790 You have been acting so weird this whole trip. 726 00:42:19,790 --> 00:42:22,626 But I gotta tell you, I'm kind of into spontaneous Dan. 727 00:42:22,626 --> 00:42:26,046 Well, you know, Jess. I mean, we all have different versions of ourselves. 728 00:42:26,046 --> 00:42:27,589 - And sometimes, you just-- - Yeah. 729 00:42:28,173 --> 00:42:29,967 That guy with the gold chain. 730 00:42:29,967 --> 00:42:31,760 He wasn't with the group before. 731 00:42:32,511 --> 00:42:33,846 - Okay. - What's he doing? 732 00:42:38,350 --> 00:42:40,519 Well, they grow up fast, huh? Which one is yours? 733 00:42:41,270 --> 00:42:43,397 My daughter is back in Stuttgart. 734 00:42:44,147 --> 00:42:46,441 - I look at school for her. - Wow. That's a hike. 735 00:42:47,025 --> 00:42:48,443 I have business here. 736 00:42:48,443 --> 00:42:51,363 Chemistry, astronomy, astrophysics... 737 00:42:51,363 --> 00:42:53,282 Hey, you mentioned having business in Iowa. 738 00:42:53,782 --> 00:42:55,075 What business would that be? 739 00:42:55,576 --> 00:42:57,536 - Corn. - Yeah? 740 00:42:57,536 --> 00:42:58,829 That's what's in the case? 741 00:42:58,829 --> 00:42:59,913 Of course. 742 00:43:01,832 --> 00:43:03,625 - Ladies. - Thanks. 743 00:43:03,625 --> 00:43:05,878 - After you. - No, I insist. 744 00:43:07,629 --> 00:43:09,298 - Dan? - Hey, honey. 745 00:43:09,298 --> 00:43:10,257 - Coming? - Yeah. 746 00:43:10,257 --> 00:43:12,718 I'm just getting to know this fella here. All the way from Stuttgart, Germany. 747 00:43:13,302 --> 00:43:15,554 You know, I had a pen pal from Stuttgart back in high school. 748 00:43:15,554 --> 00:43:17,347 I even learned a little German. 749 00:43:17,347 --> 00:43:19,600 Nobody needs to know. 750 00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:22,352 If you want to speak about what's in the case, 751 00:43:22,352 --> 00:43:24,146 it will stay between us. 752 00:43:26,106 --> 00:43:27,399 What did you just say? 753 00:43:27,399 --> 00:43:28,567 "Where's the discotheque?" 754 00:43:28,567 --> 00:43:30,944 Right. Okay. 755 00:43:30,944 --> 00:43:32,613 Don't worry, honey. We'll catch up, okay? 756 00:43:32,613 --> 00:43:34,656 - All right, honey. - Goodbye, my love. 757 00:43:37,951 --> 00:43:39,453 Fine. You wanna dance. 758 00:43:39,453 --> 00:43:41,038 Let's see what's in the case. 759 00:43:45,584 --> 00:43:47,669 - What the hell is that? - Heirloom corn. 760 00:43:47,669 --> 00:43:49,171 I thought I made this clear. 761 00:43:49,796 --> 00:43:51,840 So, you're just German? 762 00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,300 Yes, exactly. 763 00:43:54,176 --> 00:43:55,552 Oh, shit. 764 00:44:19,284 --> 00:44:21,912 - Biology labs are over there. - Where's Dad? 765 00:44:21,912 --> 00:44:24,623 - Physics labs are down there. - He's talking to some German guy. 766 00:44:26,208 --> 00:44:28,126 We have our chemistry labs right here. 767 00:44:33,757 --> 00:44:36,385 Never a dull moment in the labs. Moving on. 768 00:44:36,385 --> 00:44:37,469 Let me show you 769 00:44:37,469 --> 00:44:40,013 the biggest Van de Graaff generator in the Midwest. 770 00:45:43,702 --> 00:45:46,872 So, I hope you've all enjoyed this tour of our wonderful campus. 771 00:45:46,872 --> 00:45:48,707 I know I have. 772 00:45:48,707 --> 00:45:50,667 - Hey. It's getting late. - Hey. 773 00:45:50,667 --> 00:45:52,461 - We should probably get back on the road. - Yeah. 774 00:45:52,461 --> 00:45:55,797 - Where's Nina? - I said she could go say hi to Trevor. 775 00:45:55,797 --> 00:45:57,424 It felt cruel to deny her. 776 00:45:58,717 --> 00:46:00,385 It's okay. She'll be back soon. 777 00:46:00,385 --> 00:46:02,721 Yeah. No. I'm not worried at all. 778 00:46:10,687 --> 00:46:11,772 Okay. 779 00:46:13,315 --> 00:46:14,566 Go away, Josh. 780 00:46:15,442 --> 00:46:16,777 It's me. 781 00:46:16,777 --> 00:46:18,237 Me who? 782 00:46:19,238 --> 00:46:20,322 Nina. 783 00:46:23,033 --> 00:46:25,285 Hey. What are you doing here? 784 00:46:25,285 --> 00:46:26,870 It's, like, a really long story. 785 00:46:26,870 --> 00:46:28,413 But, can I come in? 786 00:46:28,413 --> 00:46:30,040 You know what? 787 00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,501 Give me just one sec, and I'll throw on some pants, 788 00:46:32,501 --> 00:46:34,169 and me and you can grab a matcha. 789 00:46:36,797 --> 00:46:38,006 Oh, my God. 790 00:46:38,006 --> 00:46:39,466 - Oh, my God. - Hang on a second. 791 00:46:39,466 --> 00:46:43,220 Oh, my God. You're cheating on me. 792 00:46:43,220 --> 00:46:47,599 Monogamy is just a construct of our Western repressive civilization. 793 00:46:47,599 --> 00:46:48,684 Oh, my God. 794 00:46:48,684 --> 00:46:51,937 I thought we were on the same page on that. 795 00:46:51,937 --> 00:46:53,021 All right. 796 00:46:53,814 --> 00:46:54,898 Honey, what happened? 797 00:46:54,898 --> 00:46:56,817 He's an asshole. That's what happened. 798 00:46:57,317 --> 00:46:59,820 "Monogamy is just a construct"-- Who even says that? 799 00:46:59,820 --> 00:47:01,321 - Trevor. - Oh, baby. I'm so sorry. 800 00:47:01,321 --> 00:47:02,739 Can we just go? 801 00:47:02,739 --> 00:47:04,449 That's a great idea, honey. Let's go. 802 00:47:09,204 --> 00:47:10,205 Hey, Beans. 803 00:47:11,498 --> 00:47:14,084 Look, I'm sorry. You know, when I was your age, I-- 804 00:47:15,002 --> 00:47:16,879 You don't need another dad lecture, do you? 805 00:47:20,966 --> 00:47:22,092 Hey, Beans. 806 00:47:23,510 --> 00:47:25,387 You ever hear of Kyusho Jitsu? 807 00:47:25,387 --> 00:47:27,472 - Kyusho what? - Kyusho Jitsu. 808 00:47:27,472 --> 00:47:30,767 It's a 13th-century martial art that uses pressure points 809 00:47:30,767 --> 00:47:33,395 to inflict extreme pain without permanent damage. 810 00:47:33,395 --> 00:47:35,147 How do you even know about that? 811 00:47:36,023 --> 00:47:38,609 Well, maybe there's more to your old man than you thought. 812 00:47:43,864 --> 00:47:46,867 Nina, you gotta let go of these stereotypical-- 813 00:47:51,455 --> 00:47:53,874 How was that for "stereotypical," 814 00:47:53,874 --> 00:48:00,255 you unbearably pompous, bloviating piece of sanctimonious shit? 815 00:48:01,965 --> 00:48:03,091 Smile. 816 00:48:04,927 --> 00:48:06,094 You deserve more. 817 00:48:20,859 --> 00:48:23,570 - What did you say to her? - It was just a dad lecture. 818 00:48:23,570 --> 00:48:24,988 God. 819 00:48:39,419 --> 00:48:40,462 What happened to the mirror? 820 00:48:41,505 --> 00:48:42,506 The mirror. 821 00:48:43,382 --> 00:48:45,175 - You didn't hear that? - No. 822 00:48:45,175 --> 00:48:48,178 It was a semi. It went flying by. The guy must have been doing a hundred. 823 00:48:48,178 --> 00:48:49,471 And rocks just come 824 00:48:49,471 --> 00:48:50,764 - spitting out of the tire. - Jesus. 825 00:48:50,764 --> 00:48:52,933 One hit there. It almost hit the windshield. 826 00:49:07,948 --> 00:49:08,991 What the-- 827 00:49:12,494 --> 00:49:13,495 We got him. 828 00:49:13,495 --> 00:49:14,705 We really got you. 829 00:49:14,705 --> 00:49:16,623 You were so scared. 830 00:49:41,398 --> 00:49:44,359 So, did you tell Mom that I quit the paper? 831 00:49:47,070 --> 00:49:48,280 No. Did you want me to? 832 00:49:50,282 --> 00:49:51,366 I was kidding. 833 00:49:51,366 --> 00:49:52,784 No. I-- 834 00:49:53,410 --> 00:49:57,539 I was just kind of thinking about maybe getting my position back. 835 00:49:59,583 --> 00:50:02,461 Yeah? That's cool. 836 00:50:03,212 --> 00:50:04,796 Only do it if you want to. 837 00:50:05,839 --> 00:50:07,090 I gotta tell you, Beans. 838 00:50:07,883 --> 00:50:10,427 You've got a hell of a voice, and it deserves to be heard. 839 00:50:11,553 --> 00:50:15,432 Hey. No BS. All right? 840 00:50:15,432 --> 00:50:17,726 I'm serious. That piece you wrote about pervasive corruption 841 00:50:17,726 --> 00:50:21,021 in the Board of Education-- My God. I got chills. 842 00:50:21,897 --> 00:50:23,148 You actually read that? 843 00:50:23,148 --> 00:50:24,483 Of course I did. 844 00:50:25,067 --> 00:50:27,069 Come on. I'm your biggest fan, Beans. 845 00:50:27,069 --> 00:50:28,987 Always have been, and I always will be. 846 00:50:29,905 --> 00:50:31,031 And so is your mom. 847 00:50:32,032 --> 00:50:33,242 And so are your brothers. 848 00:50:34,117 --> 00:50:35,452 Max just hasn't told you yet. 849 00:50:38,705 --> 00:50:39,873 Oh, a smile. 850 00:50:39,873 --> 00:50:41,333 Wow. Holy shit. 851 00:50:41,333 --> 00:50:43,544 - Oh, my God. - No, I didn't. 852 00:50:43,544 --> 00:50:45,420 That was-- No. 853 00:50:45,420 --> 00:50:47,172 I mean it. I'm proud of you. 854 00:50:48,465 --> 00:50:49,466 Thanks. 855 00:51:03,689 --> 00:51:05,858 Max is fed and settled in the kids' room. 856 00:51:06,441 --> 00:51:08,360 I am so ready for a real bed. 857 00:51:13,282 --> 00:51:14,324 What? 858 00:51:16,785 --> 00:51:17,619 Nothing. 859 00:51:24,126 --> 00:51:25,502 - Hey now. - Hey. 860 00:51:26,378 --> 00:51:27,379 You wanna lose that? 861 00:51:32,634 --> 00:51:33,677 Wait. 862 00:51:34,261 --> 00:51:35,470 It's not Thursday. 863 00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:40,517 Okay. 864 00:51:45,189 --> 00:51:46,565 Fuck. 865 00:51:51,778 --> 00:51:52,988 Wow. 866 00:51:53,488 --> 00:51:55,157 What was that? 867 00:51:56,575 --> 00:52:00,245 That felt like-- That felt-- 868 00:52:01,830 --> 00:52:02,873 That was long overdue. 869 00:52:02,873 --> 00:52:04,291 That was-- 870 00:52:05,250 --> 00:52:07,753 - That's what that was. - That felt-- 871 00:52:08,754 --> 00:52:10,339 That felt different. 872 00:52:10,339 --> 00:52:12,132 - Different good, I hope. - Different like-- 873 00:52:12,841 --> 00:52:15,302 I was cheating on Dan with other Dan. 874 00:52:16,303 --> 00:52:19,348 - That different. - No. I mean-- No. It was-- 875 00:52:19,348 --> 00:52:22,351 Don't get me wrong. That was so hot. That was like... 876 00:52:23,644 --> 00:52:24,937 What got into you? 877 00:52:26,438 --> 00:52:27,439 I don't know. 878 00:52:27,439 --> 00:52:29,107 Maybe it's being away, or... 879 00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:34,738 maybe it was seeing you upside-down on that keg shouting, "Beer me!" 880 00:52:40,244 --> 00:52:42,204 Is this what you used to be like? 881 00:52:43,163 --> 00:52:44,206 Other Dan. 882 00:52:45,332 --> 00:52:47,125 Did you change because of me? 883 00:52:49,753 --> 00:52:50,754 No. 884 00:52:51,964 --> 00:52:56,301 Look, I changed because I didn't like who I was back then. 885 00:52:57,219 --> 00:52:58,470 Then I met you. 886 00:53:00,013 --> 00:53:01,223 Then I became a dad. 887 00:53:02,266 --> 00:53:05,269 And for the first time in a long time, I felt good. 888 00:53:05,853 --> 00:53:07,437 I just took it too far. 889 00:53:07,437 --> 00:53:08,981 I got too comfortable. Too safe. 890 00:53:08,981 --> 00:53:11,567 - And that probably came across as boring... - Well... 891 00:53:11,567 --> 00:53:12,985 - ...and maybe neglectful... - ...for what it's worth... 892 00:53:12,985 --> 00:53:16,029 - ...and I'll never do that again. - ...I really like both Dans. 893 00:53:16,029 --> 00:53:17,447 - Do you? - Yeah. 894 00:53:17,447 --> 00:53:18,949 Well, I'm already here, so... 895 00:53:19,533 --> 00:53:23,370 - How convenient. - Yeah. 896 00:53:27,791 --> 00:53:30,085 - Hello? - Augie? We're on track tonight. 897 00:53:30,085 --> 00:53:32,171 Aria bar, 6:00 p.m. Do you have everything? 898 00:53:32,171 --> 00:53:34,923 Some of my finest work. If I may say so. 899 00:53:34,923 --> 00:53:37,426 What, better than that passport that got me cavity searched in Bogotá? 900 00:53:39,469 --> 00:53:41,638 You're never gonna let me forget that, are you? 901 00:53:41,638 --> 00:53:44,141 Yeah, sure. The day I forget the snap of that latex glove. 902 00:53:44,141 --> 00:53:45,517 Have you told them yet? 903 00:53:45,517 --> 00:53:46,602 I'm working on it, all right? 904 00:53:46,602 --> 00:53:48,937 It's not exactly easy to work into a conversation. 905 00:53:48,937 --> 00:53:50,480 You know, they might think that something is up 906 00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:52,733 when they have to change their name and leave the country. 907 00:53:52,733 --> 00:53:54,276 What are you waiting for? 908 00:53:54,276 --> 00:53:57,154 I said I'm working on it, Augie. All right? Give me a break. 909 00:54:08,415 --> 00:54:09,625 Look, Jess. 910 00:54:11,210 --> 00:54:13,003 There's something that I need to tell you. 911 00:54:14,338 --> 00:54:15,839 About the other Dan. 912 00:54:16,965 --> 00:54:18,842 The Dan I was before we met. 913 00:54:18,842 --> 00:54:21,345 Dad? Who you talking to? 914 00:54:22,095 --> 00:54:23,180 Nobody. Sit down. 915 00:54:25,307 --> 00:54:26,558 Girls aren't ready yet. 916 00:54:28,810 --> 00:54:30,187 So, Kyllboi, huh? 917 00:54:30,979 --> 00:54:32,272 Why didn't you tell us? 918 00:54:33,106 --> 00:54:35,067 I knew you'd never get it, 919 00:54:35,067 --> 00:54:37,528 that you'd just freak out and ban me for even longer. 920 00:54:37,528 --> 00:54:39,613 - Here you go. - I wasn't trying to punish you, you know. 921 00:54:39,613 --> 00:54:41,240 We just wanted you to have other interests. 922 00:54:41,240 --> 00:54:43,492 Make some friends. Be a little bit more normal. 923 00:54:43,492 --> 00:54:47,037 I have friends. Okay? Thousands of them. 924 00:54:47,704 --> 00:54:49,748 People like me when I'm Kyllboi, okay? 925 00:54:49,748 --> 00:54:51,166 I like me. 926 00:54:51,166 --> 00:54:54,253 But when I'm Kyle, I'm too shy to talk to girls. 927 00:54:54,253 --> 00:54:57,381 You know, I'm not good enough to make the baseball team. 928 00:54:57,881 --> 00:54:59,132 I'm a nobody. 929 00:54:59,883 --> 00:55:02,386 But when I'm Kyllboi, I'm good, Dad. 930 00:55:02,386 --> 00:55:04,221 Like pro-level good. 931 00:55:05,764 --> 00:55:07,349 Look, okay. 932 00:55:07,349 --> 00:55:09,184 I know you think it's all just a waste of time, 933 00:55:09,184 --> 00:55:11,562 but it takes brains and reflexes. 934 00:55:12,104 --> 00:55:13,522 The Air Force recruits gamers. 935 00:55:13,522 --> 00:55:15,691 Yeah. Maybe that's what I'm afraid of. 936 00:55:21,655 --> 00:55:23,907 - Let me show you. - Show me what? 937 00:55:23,907 --> 00:55:26,785 - What I can do. - Laser tag? 938 00:55:26,785 --> 00:55:28,245 You can't be serious. 939 00:55:28,245 --> 00:55:32,291 Single combat, okay? If I win, I get to start gaming again. 940 00:55:32,291 --> 00:55:33,667 If you win, the ban remains. 941 00:55:33,667 --> 00:55:35,419 What, I don't get anything? 942 00:55:35,419 --> 00:55:37,296 Okay, fine. What do you want? 943 00:55:37,796 --> 00:55:39,840 A catch. Like we used to. 944 00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:42,551 You and me in the backyard, throwing a ball every day for six months. 945 00:55:42,551 --> 00:55:44,428 Dad, I'm not 12. 946 00:55:44,428 --> 00:55:46,930 Well, you're gonna smoke me anyway. Right, Mr. Brains and Reflexes? 947 00:55:46,930 --> 00:55:48,265 Fine. Good luck. 948 00:55:48,265 --> 00:55:49,308 You are so screwed. 949 00:55:51,518 --> 00:55:52,519 Let's go. 950 00:55:52,519 --> 00:55:54,897 You're green. You're blue. 951 00:55:54,897 --> 00:55:56,607 Once you're hit, you're out for five seconds. 952 00:55:56,607 --> 00:55:58,734 First one to three kills, wins. 953 00:55:58,734 --> 00:56:00,152 You just pull the trigger? 954 00:56:02,029 --> 00:56:03,488 Death match. 955 00:56:03,488 --> 00:56:04,990 Prepare yourself. 956 00:56:04,990 --> 00:56:08,660 Three, two, one, fight. 957 00:56:08,660 --> 00:56:10,120 Go easy on me, buddy. 958 00:56:13,290 --> 00:56:15,834 Dad. Come on. I'll give you a free one, yeah? 959 00:56:15,834 --> 00:56:16,793 All right. 960 00:56:24,510 --> 00:56:26,595 - First blood. - I got lucky there. 961 00:56:27,721 --> 00:56:28,722 All right. That's one. 962 00:56:35,938 --> 00:56:36,980 How are you doing this? 963 00:56:37,481 --> 00:56:38,899 No. No, don't-- 964 00:56:42,736 --> 00:56:46,198 Hey, Kyllboi. I thought you wanted to play laser tag, not hide-and-seek. 965 00:56:54,248 --> 00:56:58,293 You sneaky little shit. You're getting pretty good at this, Kyle. 966 00:57:01,964 --> 00:57:03,674 Well, at least I don't need a DNA test. 967 00:57:03,674 --> 00:57:04,967 Sudden death. 968 00:57:16,770 --> 00:57:18,105 Game over. 969 00:57:20,399 --> 00:57:22,818 Kyle, come on. Don't be mad. 970 00:57:23,610 --> 00:57:24,820 You conned me. 971 00:57:24,820 --> 00:57:26,989 You're a laser tag savant. 972 00:57:26,989 --> 00:57:28,407 No. I was a kid in the '80s. 973 00:57:28,407 --> 00:57:30,242 Yeah, like there were lasers back then. 974 00:57:31,201 --> 00:57:33,912 Come on, pal. You were good in there. 975 00:57:33,912 --> 00:57:35,747 You adapted quickly. You got creative. 976 00:57:35,747 --> 00:57:37,082 You almost had me. 977 00:57:38,292 --> 00:57:40,836 And I gotta admit, I really enjoyed doing that with you. 978 00:57:41,420 --> 00:57:42,838 I mean, it meant a lot to me. 979 00:57:44,464 --> 00:57:45,591 Are we good? 980 00:57:46,466 --> 00:57:48,010 Come on. Give me some love. 981 00:57:48,802 --> 00:57:50,554 Real love. Yeah. 982 00:57:52,181 --> 00:57:55,350 - Not bad for an old man, huh? - Yeah. For sure. 983 00:57:56,518 --> 00:57:59,521 Hey. What do you say, mamacita? 984 00:58:00,355 --> 00:58:01,773 Home stretch. You ready? 985 00:58:01,773 --> 00:58:03,025 - Vegas! - Are you ready? 986 00:58:03,025 --> 00:58:04,651 Maxie. 987 00:58:13,827 --> 00:58:16,038 - I love you. - I love you. 988 00:58:26,256 --> 00:58:28,467 It's amazing. 989 00:58:32,221 --> 00:58:33,931 Oh, home 990 00:58:33,931 --> 00:58:36,308 Let me come home 991 00:58:37,017 --> 00:58:40,103 Home is wherever I'm with you 992 00:58:40,687 --> 00:58:45,400 Oh, home, let me come home 993 00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:48,695 Home is wherever I'm with you 994 00:58:56,787 --> 00:58:57,704 Vegas! 995 00:59:00,082 --> 00:59:01,083 Yeah! 996 00:59:06,338 --> 00:59:07,631 {\an8}Donny Osmond. 997 00:59:08,549 --> 00:59:09,842 {\an8}Adele! 998 00:59:17,850 --> 00:59:20,686 - Oh, my gosh. - Well, look at this. We got a spot. 999 00:59:20,686 --> 00:59:22,104 How about that? 1000 00:59:29,820 --> 00:59:30,946 Wow! 1001 00:59:30,946 --> 00:59:32,447 This is so cool. 1002 00:59:32,447 --> 00:59:35,158 - Dan, the floors are so shiny. - Look at this place! 1003 00:59:37,077 --> 00:59:38,829 This is all ours? 1004 00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:41,290 Oh, my God. 1005 00:59:42,291 --> 00:59:43,292 Oh, wow. 1006 00:59:43,292 --> 00:59:46,336 "Enjoy the suite for which every possible promotion has been applied. 1007 00:59:46,336 --> 00:59:49,047 You have a 7:00 p.m. reservation at La Maison D'Or. 1008 00:59:49,047 --> 00:59:52,217 Thank you for being exceptional members. Levon." How nice. 1009 00:59:53,927 --> 00:59:54,928 What? 1010 00:59:54,928 --> 00:59:56,889 - Nina? - Yep. 1011 00:59:56,889 --> 00:59:58,557 You have to look at this tub. 1012 00:59:58,557 --> 01:00:01,226 I gotta run downstairs for a sec. Don't let them raid the minibar, okay? 1013 01:00:02,227 --> 01:00:03,437 That is not mini. 1014 01:00:03,437 --> 01:00:04,813 Oh, my God. 1015 01:00:06,398 --> 01:00:07,691 Oh, my God. Yes! 1016 01:00:13,363 --> 01:00:14,364 Hey. 1017 01:00:15,991 --> 01:00:18,035 Look at you, playing the family man. 1018 01:00:18,035 --> 01:00:19,661 I'm not playing. This is my life. 1019 01:00:20,829 --> 01:00:22,414 You see any sign of trouble on your way in? 1020 01:00:22,998 --> 01:00:24,583 - Uh-uh. - Me neither. 1021 01:00:24,583 --> 01:00:27,211 I mean, I messed up, stopping in Iowa, but I think we're in the clear. 1022 01:00:27,211 --> 01:00:30,047 Well, then enjoy your last night as Dan Morgan, my friend. 1023 01:00:30,047 --> 01:00:34,051 I've got you on a flight to Vancouver in the morning under your new identities. 1024 01:00:34,051 --> 01:00:36,595 Hey. You're a lifesaver, Augs. Thank you. 1025 01:00:37,262 --> 01:00:39,014 Try to get out of Vegas with some of it, huh? 1026 01:00:39,014 --> 01:00:41,141 I promise nothing. 1027 01:00:42,100 --> 01:00:43,602 How did the family take the news? 1028 01:00:44,353 --> 01:00:46,939 I haven't told them yet. I'm telling Jess at dinner. 1029 01:00:47,731 --> 01:00:50,400 - I suggest a Japanese restaurant. - Why? 1030 01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:52,152 No knives. 1031 01:01:14,341 --> 01:01:16,760 Wow. You look incredible. 1032 01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:17,845 I know. 1033 01:01:17,845 --> 01:01:19,930 Wow! What a lucky guy I am. 1034 01:01:21,098 --> 01:01:22,307 Wow! 1035 01:01:24,101 --> 01:01:25,143 Come on. 1036 01:01:29,022 --> 01:01:31,817 Hey. All right. You two are on Max. 1037 01:01:31,817 --> 01:01:34,069 You're not to leave this suite under any circumstance. 1038 01:01:34,069 --> 01:01:36,822 There's food in the supersized minibar. You do not open that door for anyone. 1039 01:01:36,822 --> 01:01:38,115 - You got it? - Got it. 1040 01:01:38,115 --> 01:01:39,241 What about you, Maxie? 1041 01:01:39,241 --> 01:01:42,911 - You got it? - Yeah? All right. Have fun. Be good. 1042 01:01:49,793 --> 01:01:51,587 - Screw that, right? - Oh, yeah. 1043 01:01:51,587 --> 01:01:52,880 Ready? 1044 01:01:53,422 --> 01:01:54,506 Let's go. 1045 01:01:56,258 --> 01:01:57,551 Yeah. 1046 01:02:01,388 --> 01:02:02,681 Excited. 1047 01:02:17,487 --> 01:02:18,572 Wow. 1048 01:02:18,572 --> 01:02:21,074 Hey, let's go to HyperX. I wanna see the esports arena. 1049 01:02:21,074 --> 01:02:24,995 No way. No, I'm not spending my time in an arena full of Kyles. I'm not going. 1050 01:02:24,995 --> 01:02:27,122 Sucks to suck. Me and Max are going. 1051 01:02:30,459 --> 01:02:32,294 - Hello, Elvis. - Uh-huh. 1052 01:02:44,473 --> 01:02:45,516 - Bye. - Bye. 1053 01:03:11,375 --> 01:03:13,669 All right. I think it's just down here. You're gonna love it. 1054 01:03:13,669 --> 01:03:15,087 I already hate it. 1055 01:03:15,712 --> 01:03:21,301 Welcome to the HyperX Arena. Five minutes until our final round. 1056 01:03:23,637 --> 01:03:25,013 This is sick. 1057 01:03:25,013 --> 01:03:26,807 Smells like your room on steroids. 1058 01:03:26,807 --> 01:03:27,891 Thanks. 1059 01:03:28,392 --> 01:03:29,518 That's Ren. 1060 01:03:29,518 --> 01:03:31,895 Hi. Sorry. Big fan. 1061 01:03:31,895 --> 01:03:33,772 Thanks. Wait. You're... 1062 01:03:34,398 --> 01:03:37,192 - Kyllboi. - Yeah. I've seen your streams. 1063 01:03:37,776 --> 01:03:38,902 Thanks. 1064 01:03:40,946 --> 01:03:41,947 Hey. 1065 01:03:42,573 --> 01:03:44,324 Do you wanna meet Valkyrae and the others? 1066 01:03:44,992 --> 01:03:46,326 Hell yeah. 1067 01:03:46,326 --> 01:03:48,245 Okay. I have a gift for you. 1068 01:03:48,245 --> 01:03:50,372 - Okay. - Take him. 1069 01:03:54,418 --> 01:03:55,878 Thank you very much. 1070 01:03:58,172 --> 01:03:59,381 - To us. - Yeah. 1071 01:04:00,549 --> 01:04:02,551 I can't believe we actually did it. 1072 01:04:02,551 --> 01:04:03,886 - We're here. - Yep. 1073 01:04:03,886 --> 01:04:05,470 We're here. 1074 01:04:05,470 --> 01:04:06,680 Look, Jess, 1075 01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:08,640 - There's something I need to tell you. - Hang on. 1076 01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:09,975 - Come here. - What? 1077 01:04:10,684 --> 01:04:11,768 Oh, my God. 1078 01:04:13,061 --> 01:04:15,439 - Thank you. - You don't have to thank me. 1079 01:04:16,690 --> 01:04:18,984 Sorry. I interrupted. 1080 01:04:19,484 --> 01:04:22,696 No, it's okay. It's just-- The reason that we came on this trip-- 1081 01:04:27,409 --> 01:04:28,493 What I was saying was-- 1082 01:04:28,493 --> 01:04:30,078 Would you like some pepper? 1083 01:04:30,078 --> 01:04:32,289 I don't want pepper. 1084 01:04:32,289 --> 01:04:34,208 I want to be alone with my wife. 1085 01:04:34,208 --> 01:04:36,251 I don't actually speak French. 1086 01:04:36,251 --> 01:04:38,045 They just teach us enough to sound fancy. 1087 01:04:40,130 --> 01:04:41,340 I'll give you a minute. 1088 01:04:43,675 --> 01:04:45,010 You speak French too? 1089 01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:48,764 I took some French back in the day. 1090 01:04:48,764 --> 01:04:51,266 It's literally kind of weird that you've never mentioned to me 1091 01:04:51,266 --> 01:04:53,644 that you speak two foreign languages. 1092 01:04:56,939 --> 01:04:58,065 How good are you? 1093 01:05:00,275 --> 01:05:02,486 I don't know, it has been a while. 1094 01:05:03,028 --> 01:05:04,571 I have traveled around the world. 1095 01:05:05,781 --> 01:05:08,992 Despite that, it's hard to tell you the truth. 1096 01:05:08,992 --> 01:05:12,454 I'm afraid to break your heart. 1097 01:05:12,996 --> 01:05:16,458 I don't know if you will still love me... 1098 01:05:16,458 --> 01:05:19,711 once you know who I truly am. 1099 01:05:20,128 --> 01:05:24,007 I'm sorry that you're being pulled into this... 1100 01:05:24,007 --> 01:05:25,300 but I swear on my life... 1101 01:05:25,300 --> 01:05:27,344 that I'll never let any person... 1102 01:05:27,344 --> 01:05:31,974 hurt you or the kids. 1103 01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:36,311 That was crazy sexy. 1104 01:05:37,187 --> 01:05:39,523 Why does everything sound so much better in French? 1105 01:05:39,523 --> 01:05:41,066 Well, it's an innately melodic language. 1106 01:05:41,066 --> 01:05:43,026 At some point, you and I are gonna have to talk 1107 01:05:43,026 --> 01:05:44,903 about why you never told me you can do that. 1108 01:05:44,903 --> 01:05:47,614 I mean, it's crazy you didn't tell me. 1109 01:05:47,614 --> 01:05:51,034 We should also talk about how insane you've been acting 1110 01:05:51,034 --> 01:05:52,953 ever since you showed up and whisked us off to Vegas. 1111 01:05:52,953 --> 01:05:55,706 But right now, I just wanna be here with you. 1112 01:05:55,706 --> 01:05:57,916 I wanna be eating this amazing food, 1113 01:05:57,916 --> 01:06:00,002 and drinking this champagne we can't afford, 1114 01:06:00,878 --> 01:06:03,505 and enjoying each other's company, and just maybe... 1115 01:06:05,507 --> 01:06:11,221 showing that ridiculous hotel suite some moves it has never seen before. 1116 01:06:13,140 --> 01:06:15,893 I don't know about you, but that sounds like a pretty perfect night. 1117 01:06:18,353 --> 01:06:21,481 - What rank are you? - Ascendant 3. 1118 01:06:21,481 --> 01:06:24,067 Damn. Really? That's better than him. 1119 01:06:24,943 --> 01:06:26,069 That's incredible. 1120 01:06:26,069 --> 01:06:28,113 - Oh, my. - How long you been playing for? 1121 01:06:28,113 --> 01:06:29,990 I mean, since the game came out. 1122 01:06:29,990 --> 01:06:31,742 It's cool your brother's Kyllboi. 1123 01:06:32,409 --> 01:06:34,620 - Is it? - Yeah. He's the real deal. 1124 01:06:37,915 --> 01:06:39,875 So, is this your... 1125 01:06:39,875 --> 01:06:42,920 No. Oh, God. No. 1126 01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:45,589 - I found him. Just over there. - Over there? 1127 01:06:45,589 --> 01:06:48,342 - Yeah. - Just hanging out? 1128 01:06:48,342 --> 01:06:50,719 It's time for the finals. 1129 01:06:50,719 --> 01:06:56,099 Team Valkyrae and Team iiTzTimmy onto the stage! 1130 01:07:00,103 --> 01:07:02,022 Hey, let's go. 1131 01:07:05,984 --> 01:07:07,277 Use Kyllboi. 1132 01:07:09,446 --> 01:07:10,781 Are you up for it? 1133 01:07:10,781 --> 01:07:12,157 The finals? 1134 01:07:12,157 --> 01:07:14,409 Yeah, this is one of those moments, man. Are you in or out? 1135 01:07:17,704 --> 01:07:20,123 - In. - Let's go. Yeah. 1136 01:07:20,123 --> 01:07:21,333 - Okay. - Don't be nervous. 1137 01:07:21,333 --> 01:07:23,544 - It'll be a piece of cake. - Thanks. 1138 01:07:23,544 --> 01:07:25,128 Hey, that was kind of cool of you. 1139 01:07:26,338 --> 01:07:28,382 Not really. They're gonna get destroyed. 1140 01:07:29,508 --> 01:07:31,718 What's up, everyone? 1141 01:07:32,344 --> 01:07:34,555 Take a seat, Kyllboi, right next to me. 1142 01:07:56,285 --> 01:07:57,452 Do you have ammo? 1143 01:07:57,452 --> 01:07:59,329 I'm gonna try and block us off real quick. 1144 01:08:03,125 --> 01:08:04,126 Above here. 1145 01:08:06,461 --> 01:08:07,337 Let's go. 1146 01:08:08,714 --> 01:08:10,799 - Good job. - Okay. Next. 1147 01:08:10,799 --> 01:08:12,342 No more bets. 1148 01:08:12,843 --> 01:08:16,889 - Oh, shoot! - I'm gonna call the kids. 1149 01:08:16,889 --> 01:08:18,055 Okay. Yeah. 1150 01:08:21,225 --> 01:08:22,603 {\an8}Check B Main right now. 1151 01:08:22,603 --> 01:08:24,604 - Nice shot. - Here's the last one. 1152 01:08:24,604 --> 01:08:26,106 He satcheled in. 1153 01:08:27,858 --> 01:08:29,609 - Are you serious? What was that? - Nice! 1154 01:08:30,402 --> 01:08:32,487 That was so sick! 1155 01:08:42,915 --> 01:08:43,916 - Hey. - Hey. 1156 01:08:43,916 --> 01:08:46,502 Hey, the kids aren't answering. You wanna head back up? 1157 01:08:47,085 --> 01:08:48,795 Yeah. Let's do it. Okay. 1158 01:08:57,179 --> 01:08:59,264 Jess. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1159 01:09:05,145 --> 01:09:06,229 They okay? 1160 01:09:06,229 --> 01:09:07,731 They're good. 1161 01:09:10,442 --> 01:09:12,486 Look, I'm so sorry we cut the night short. I didn't-- 1162 01:09:12,486 --> 01:09:13,779 Who says we did? 1163 01:09:15,572 --> 01:09:19,243 Give me 30 seconds to freshen up, and then meet me in bed. 1164 01:09:19,243 --> 01:09:20,327 Okay. 1165 01:09:48,856 --> 01:09:50,189 Okay. 1166 01:09:52,192 --> 01:09:53,193 Mood. 1167 01:10:04,788 --> 01:10:05,998 Love mist. 1168 01:10:09,918 --> 01:10:10,919 Jess! 1169 01:10:24,183 --> 01:10:25,142 Dan? 1170 01:10:50,292 --> 01:10:51,710 - Oh, my God. - There he is. 1171 01:10:52,252 --> 01:10:53,378 Dan? 1172 01:10:54,213 --> 01:10:55,547 - I've been looking for you. - Dan. 1173 01:10:59,843 --> 01:11:00,844 Dan. 1174 01:11:02,930 --> 01:11:04,306 Easy, Coogan. 1175 01:11:05,265 --> 01:11:07,392 You got me. You win. 1176 01:11:13,857 --> 01:11:15,359 Just let her go. 1177 01:11:15,901 --> 01:11:18,862 - She doesn't know anything. - Well, I'd say she does now, Sean. 1178 01:11:19,863 --> 01:11:22,741 Yeah. So here's how this is gonna go. 1179 01:11:23,575 --> 01:11:24,618 First, I'm gonna kill you. 1180 01:11:25,536 --> 01:11:26,537 And then I'm gonna kill her. 1181 01:11:27,829 --> 01:11:30,791 And then I'm gonna have my associate at HyperX kill your kids. 1182 01:11:32,751 --> 01:11:33,752 How's that sound? 1183 01:11:39,216 --> 01:11:40,425 I can explain. 1184 01:11:48,225 --> 01:11:50,435 That's normal, honey. Everybody barfs their first time. 1185 01:11:52,521 --> 01:11:53,814 Give me one second. 1186 01:12:01,655 --> 01:12:02,698 What? 1187 01:12:03,365 --> 01:12:04,992 Oh, my God. 1188 01:12:07,244 --> 01:12:08,537 Jess, wait. Where are you going? 1189 01:12:09,037 --> 01:12:10,205 HyperX. 1190 01:12:18,714 --> 01:12:21,925 So, do you want me to talk, or do you have things to say? 1191 01:12:21,925 --> 01:12:24,052 - Do I have things to say? - Right. Sorry. 1192 01:12:24,052 --> 01:12:26,513 I have eyeball on me, Sean. 1193 01:12:27,097 --> 01:12:28,307 Fucking eyeball. 1194 01:12:30,309 --> 01:12:32,519 - Jess. - Shut up. Shut up! 1195 01:12:32,519 --> 01:12:35,022 I don't wanna hear it. I don't even wanna look at you. 1196 01:12:35,022 --> 01:12:36,356 I just wanna find my kids, 1197 01:12:36,356 --> 01:12:39,610 who don't have their goddamn phones because you threw them away! 1198 01:12:42,863 --> 01:12:44,907 Kyllboi, it's just you and me. 1199 01:12:46,658 --> 01:12:48,994 Take this guy. Breach. 1200 01:12:52,122 --> 01:12:53,165 Watch out! 1201 01:12:54,791 --> 01:12:56,627 - I have a rez. - Okay. 1202 01:13:00,088 --> 01:13:01,340 Oh, no. 1203 01:13:03,008 --> 01:13:04,676 - Shit on! - Oh, my God. 1204 01:13:05,344 --> 01:13:06,845 It's all on you, man. 1205 01:13:06,845 --> 01:13:08,430 To the left. Nice shot. 1206 01:13:10,599 --> 01:13:12,476 - Nice. One more. - Coming. 1207 01:13:17,940 --> 01:13:19,441 - Let's go! - Yes! Yes! 1208 01:13:20,234 --> 01:13:22,152 We have a winner! 1209 01:13:23,529 --> 01:13:25,822 - Team Valkyrae wins! - Yes! 1210 01:13:27,783 --> 01:13:29,576 {\an8}Doesn't get much closer than that. 1211 01:13:29,576 --> 01:13:32,496 {\an8}Kyllboi! Kyllboi! That's right. 1212 01:13:32,496 --> 01:13:35,749 - Kyllboi! - Give it up! 1213 01:13:40,629 --> 01:13:42,714 - It's Kyllboi. - Who's Kyllboi? 1214 01:13:43,215 --> 01:13:44,383 Kyllboi! 1215 01:13:44,383 --> 01:13:45,467 Kyle? 1216 01:13:45,467 --> 01:13:47,302 Oh, shit. Kyle! 1217 01:13:48,929 --> 01:13:50,472 - Hey! - Where's your brother? 1218 01:13:50,472 --> 01:13:52,516 That's a funny story. He's literally right there. 1219 01:13:52,516 --> 01:13:54,142 - No. Your other brother. - Okay, yeah. He's fine. 1220 01:13:54,142 --> 01:13:55,227 He's good. He's with Ren. 1221 01:13:55,227 --> 01:13:56,687 - What? - Excuse me. 1222 01:13:56,687 --> 01:13:58,313 See? 1223 01:13:58,313 --> 01:14:01,692 - He's fine. Max is great. Heya. - Hey. 1224 01:14:02,776 --> 01:14:03,902 - Okay. Call me. - Listen. 1225 01:14:03,902 --> 01:14:05,988 I know you guys are mad-- 1226 01:14:05,988 --> 01:14:07,906 Listen, that's me they're cheering for. 1227 01:14:07,906 --> 01:14:10,367 - What were you thinking? - Well, Max is fine. 1228 01:14:10,367 --> 01:14:12,327 Okay, look. Guys, we don't have time for this, okay? 1229 01:14:12,327 --> 01:14:13,662 We need to get out of this city. 1230 01:14:13,662 --> 01:14:14,913 Overreact much? 1231 01:14:14,913 --> 01:14:17,040 Wait. Why do we have to leave? 1232 01:14:17,040 --> 01:14:18,709 Because. 1233 01:14:18,709 --> 01:14:20,794 - Jess, tell them, please. - This is all on you. 1234 01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:24,798 We have to leave because my former coworkers are trying to kill us. 1235 01:14:24,798 --> 01:14:26,425 What? From Planet Car Deals? 1236 01:14:26,425 --> 01:14:28,260 I'm not kidding around. Ask Max. 1237 01:14:28,844 --> 01:14:30,804 Before I met your mom, I was a covert assassin. 1238 01:14:30,804 --> 01:14:32,514 I escaped that life, and now they've found us. 1239 01:14:35,767 --> 01:14:38,270 Dad, you are, like, the biggest wimp on the planet. 1240 01:14:39,605 --> 01:14:42,274 Thank you. Move. Go! Now! 1241 01:14:43,275 --> 01:14:44,818 Go, go. 1242 01:14:46,195 --> 01:14:47,779 Find an exit. 1243 01:14:49,573 --> 01:14:54,203 - Move, guys. Come on. - Go. Go. 1244 01:15:00,083 --> 01:15:01,293 - Dad? - What the fuck? 1245 01:15:01,293 --> 01:15:02,961 I'm gonna draw her fire, okay? 1246 01:15:02,961 --> 01:15:06,632 When I do, take the kids that way. I'll be right behind you, okay? 1247 01:15:39,039 --> 01:15:40,123 Go. 1248 01:15:43,418 --> 01:15:45,003 Jess, she's coming. Wait here. 1249 01:15:45,003 --> 01:15:46,964 - Okay. - Wait right here. 1250 01:15:58,475 --> 01:15:59,726 It's okay, honey. 1251 01:15:59,726 --> 01:16:01,728 Everyone barfs the first time. 1252 01:16:05,983 --> 01:16:08,068 Come on, we gotta go. Come on. Let's go. 1253 01:16:11,071 --> 01:16:12,114 Move, guys. Go. 1254 01:16:31,925 --> 01:16:33,510 My real name is Sean. 1255 01:16:34,428 --> 01:16:35,888 My mother died when I was four. 1256 01:16:36,388 --> 01:16:37,556 My father was prone to violence. 1257 01:16:37,556 --> 01:16:39,808 When I turned 18, it was straight into the army. 1258 01:16:40,309 --> 01:16:43,020 I dunno. Maybe it was his genes coming out, but I thrived. 1259 01:16:43,020 --> 01:16:44,771 I was a Green Beret. I was a Delta. 1260 01:16:44,771 --> 01:16:47,441 And then I was approached by a man named McCaffrey. 1261 01:16:47,441 --> 01:16:48,901 Former SAS. 1262 01:16:49,484 --> 01:16:52,404 He took my training to a whole other level and recruited me into a special program. 1263 01:16:52,404 --> 01:16:55,866 - It was a chance to do some real good. - What kind of special program? 1264 01:16:55,866 --> 01:16:57,659 We took out the worst of the worst. 1265 01:16:57,659 --> 01:17:00,287 Terrorists, warlords, kidnappers all over the world. 1266 01:17:00,287 --> 01:17:02,039 Ones the government couldn't legally touch. 1267 01:17:02,039 --> 01:17:03,624 Took out, as in... 1268 01:17:05,292 --> 01:17:06,793 - Well, how many? - Twenty-six. 1269 01:17:06,793 --> 01:17:09,463 - You've killed 26 pe-- - No. 1270 01:17:09,463 --> 01:17:11,757 No, I went on 26 operations. 1271 01:17:11,757 --> 01:17:13,008 Oh, God. 1272 01:17:13,675 --> 01:17:15,844 - Thirty-nine people. - That's more! 1273 01:17:17,513 --> 01:17:19,932 - Are we including this trip? - Total dead people, Dan! 1274 01:17:19,932 --> 01:17:21,266 - Dad. - Forty-three. 1275 01:17:22,142 --> 01:17:23,185 They were all bad. 1276 01:17:23,185 --> 01:17:26,939 - You are such a hypocrite. - All bad people. 1277 01:17:26,939 --> 01:17:31,527 You took away the one thing I'm good at because there's fake violence, 1278 01:17:31,527 --> 01:17:32,653 and you're a serial killer? 1279 01:17:32,653 --> 01:17:35,322 Dad, you were working for the good guys, right? 1280 01:17:35,322 --> 01:17:37,074 McCaffrey was a father figure. 1281 01:17:37,074 --> 01:17:38,909 I trusted him, but I was naive. 1282 01:17:38,909 --> 01:17:40,744 I mean, it started out legit. 1283 01:17:41,703 --> 01:17:43,997 But he got greedy and began farming us out as mercenaries 1284 01:17:43,997 --> 01:17:45,207 to the highest bidder. 1285 01:17:45,207 --> 01:17:47,709 And as soon as I found out, I left. All right? 1286 01:17:47,709 --> 01:17:50,754 I fought my way out, but that meant turning against my friends, 1287 01:17:50,754 --> 01:17:53,924 my mentor, against the only real family that I'd ever known. 1288 01:17:53,924 --> 01:17:55,551 So they've been hunting you ever since. 1289 01:17:56,510 --> 01:17:59,137 - Yeah. - I am such an idiot. 1290 01:18:00,013 --> 01:18:03,267 This is why you're so secretive, why you never wanna go anywhere. 1291 01:18:03,267 --> 01:18:06,353 Why you're so weird about social media. 1292 01:18:06,854 --> 01:18:08,564 Why you're so anti-technology. 1293 01:18:08,564 --> 01:18:11,817 Well, with facial recognition software, I had no choice. 1294 01:18:11,817 --> 01:18:14,987 Plus, I really do think that social media is fundamentally disgusting and gross. 1295 01:18:14,987 --> 01:18:17,739 - God. - But now that they found us, what happens? 1296 01:18:17,739 --> 01:18:18,949 I got it figured out. 1297 01:18:19,992 --> 01:18:21,243 We're good. 1298 01:18:22,828 --> 01:18:24,288 That's yours. 1299 01:18:24,872 --> 01:18:27,207 And that's yours. And that's yours. 1300 01:18:29,209 --> 01:18:30,252 "Molly Anderson"? 1301 01:18:30,252 --> 01:18:31,962 At least you got a real name. 1302 01:18:31,962 --> 01:18:33,463 I'm Van. 1303 01:18:33,463 --> 01:18:34,923 I'm a vehicle. 1304 01:18:34,923 --> 01:18:36,216 Van? 1305 01:18:36,216 --> 01:18:38,427 Look, we can't go back to Buffalo, all right? 1306 01:18:38,427 --> 01:18:40,095 Those lives are over. I'm sorry. 1307 01:18:40,095 --> 01:18:44,308 I finally have a life, and you're ruining it. 1308 01:18:47,603 --> 01:18:49,188 - Thanks, Dad. - Kyle, come back. 1309 01:18:49,188 --> 01:18:52,774 Dad, no. You don't get to tell us what to do anymore. 1310 01:18:52,774 --> 01:18:54,943 - Ever. - Come-- 1311 01:18:57,571 --> 01:18:59,907 - Eighteen years of lies. - I'm still the man you married. 1312 01:18:59,907 --> 01:19:02,576 - I was just something different before. - Something different? 1313 01:19:02,576 --> 01:19:04,953 You weren't in a band or vegan, Dan. 1314 01:19:04,953 --> 01:19:06,914 That would be something different. 1315 01:19:06,914 --> 01:19:09,333 You were an assassin for hire. 1316 01:19:09,333 --> 01:19:11,043 I kept the truth from you to protect you, okay? 1317 01:19:11,043 --> 01:19:14,171 - But our love was real. - Real? Are you serious? 1318 01:19:14,796 --> 01:19:16,757 What, was it so real that you couldn't trust me 1319 01:19:16,757 --> 01:19:18,759 with knowing how much danger we were in? 1320 01:19:19,635 --> 01:19:20,761 What did you think? 1321 01:19:21,428 --> 01:19:25,182 That I'd go blabbing about it on the moms' school text chain? 1322 01:19:25,182 --> 01:19:26,934 - No. I-- - Or were you afraid I'd leave you, 1323 01:19:26,934 --> 01:19:28,393 knowing who you really are? 1324 01:19:28,393 --> 01:19:30,437 We were just some disguise for you, 1325 01:19:30,437 --> 01:19:33,065 just some part of your cover as a suburban schlub? 1326 01:19:33,065 --> 01:19:36,193 - What? No. - Fuck, you must have resented us. Right? 1327 01:19:36,193 --> 01:19:40,280 Every single day, eking out a living, wiping kids' asses, driving a minivan. 1328 01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:42,241 I love that minivan. 1329 01:19:42,241 --> 01:19:46,828 I mean, all of a sudden you're, like, what, James Bond, and now you're what? 1330 01:19:46,828 --> 01:19:48,080 Normal. 1331 01:19:48,747 --> 01:19:52,459 A normal guy with a normal, wonderful, perfect life. 1332 01:19:52,459 --> 01:19:54,169 That's all I've ever wanted. 1333 01:19:54,169 --> 01:19:56,046 I mean, you were a decathlete. 1334 01:19:56,046 --> 01:19:57,422 You should've medaled in Athens. 1335 01:19:57,422 --> 01:19:58,966 Do you resent your life as a mom? 1336 01:19:58,966 --> 01:20:00,050 Sometimes. 1337 01:20:01,051 --> 01:20:02,135 Yes. 1338 01:20:02,845 --> 01:20:03,971 I don't wanna be that guy. 1339 01:20:05,639 --> 01:20:07,140 I wish I could believe you. 1340 01:20:08,433 --> 01:20:09,560 I really do. 1341 01:20:10,143 --> 01:20:11,645 But to be honest, 1342 01:20:11,645 --> 01:20:14,898 this trip is the happiest that I have seen you in years. 1343 01:20:16,441 --> 01:20:20,737 A trip in which you have killed four people. 1344 01:20:20,737 --> 01:20:22,948 I mean, is this really you? 1345 01:20:26,326 --> 01:20:29,413 You're a stranger named Sean. 1346 01:20:34,418 --> 01:20:35,419 "Archibald Anderson." 1347 01:20:36,003 --> 01:20:37,880 Oh, damn it, Augie. 1348 01:20:39,006 --> 01:20:43,093 You know, first thing in the morning, I am taking the kids and I am leaving. 1349 01:20:43,719 --> 01:20:45,971 - Jess, it's not safe. - It's not safe with you. 1350 01:20:46,763 --> 01:20:48,056 They're after you, not us. 1351 01:20:48,056 --> 01:20:51,018 And from now on, I'm making the decisions about me and the kids. 1352 01:20:53,604 --> 01:20:54,771 Jess. 1353 01:21:04,823 --> 01:21:07,034 Yeah. Hi. Thanks for picking up. 1354 01:21:07,034 --> 01:21:08,118 I know it's late. 1355 01:21:08,619 --> 01:21:12,623 I was wondering if you could help with some travel for my family, please. 1356 01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:42,653 - Where are you going? - Far from here, far from you. 1357 01:21:42,653 --> 01:21:44,488 - Where? - It's none of your business. 1358 01:21:44,488 --> 01:21:45,697 What? Like hell it isn't. 1359 01:21:45,697 --> 01:21:47,991 Hey, you cannot go to the airport, you know. They're gonna be waiting there. 1360 01:21:47,991 --> 01:21:50,285 Well, we're not. We've made other arrangements. 1361 01:21:50,285 --> 01:21:51,370 What other arrangements? 1362 01:21:51,370 --> 01:21:54,081 Sorry, Dan. Can't say. It's to protect you. 1363 01:21:54,081 --> 01:21:56,083 Jess-- Oh, really? Come on. Don't-- 1364 01:21:58,418 --> 01:22:00,587 Jess. Please. It's not safe. 1365 01:22:00,587 --> 01:22:02,923 Then handle it. Make it safe. 1366 01:22:02,923 --> 01:22:04,925 And when you're done with it, stay away from us. 1367 01:22:22,985 --> 01:22:24,027 Is this for us? 1368 01:22:24,778 --> 01:22:26,989 No, I don't think so. Couldn't be. 1369 01:22:34,705 --> 01:22:36,623 - Hi. - Gwen. 1370 01:22:37,499 --> 01:22:39,960 What are you doing here? I wasn't expecting all this. 1371 01:22:39,960 --> 01:22:43,046 I was on a layover nearby, and I thought, I'll just come get you myself. 1372 01:22:43,839 --> 01:22:45,048 Okay. 1373 01:22:45,048 --> 01:22:47,885 Hi. You must be Molly and Van. 1374 01:22:48,468 --> 01:22:52,598 I'm Gwen. Hi, little one. There's breakfast on board, if you'd like it. 1375 01:22:52,598 --> 01:22:53,765 Sure. 1376 01:22:55,726 --> 01:22:58,353 - Thanks. - Jessica, what is wrong? Are you okay? 1377 01:22:58,979 --> 01:23:00,647 What happened? Where's your husband? 1378 01:23:01,565 --> 01:23:02,733 We had a fight. 1379 01:23:03,692 --> 01:23:04,943 Oh, boy. 1380 01:23:04,943 --> 01:23:07,529 Hey, maybe you can help me with my guy problems then. 1381 01:23:07,529 --> 01:23:09,198 - How about that? - I'd love to. 1382 01:23:10,324 --> 01:23:12,451 Remember that ex I told you about in Buffalo? 1383 01:23:12,451 --> 01:23:14,453 - Yeah. - We were together for years. 1384 01:23:14,453 --> 01:23:16,788 It was good. I mean, it was really good. 1385 01:23:17,789 --> 01:23:21,084 You know when you just can't get enough of each other physically? 1386 01:23:21,877 --> 01:23:25,380 I thought he was the one, and then he just threw it all away. 1387 01:23:25,964 --> 01:23:28,759 Married some other woman who was the complete opposite of me. 1388 01:23:28,759 --> 01:23:29,843 And the worst part... 1389 01:23:30,719 --> 01:23:31,929 she's insufferable. 1390 01:23:32,930 --> 01:23:34,556 - Wait. You met her? - I had to. 1391 01:23:34,556 --> 01:23:36,183 He created this whole life with this woman, 1392 01:23:36,183 --> 01:23:38,435 and I needed to see what she had that I didn't. 1393 01:23:38,435 --> 01:23:39,603 What did you do? 1394 01:23:39,603 --> 01:23:42,606 I did what I do best. I got in close, 1395 01:23:42,606 --> 01:23:47,611 I won her trust, and then I just waited patiently for her to walk into my trap. 1396 01:23:53,700 --> 01:23:57,579 You know, I think I left something in the taxi. 1397 01:23:57,579 --> 01:23:58,872 Hey, Molly? 1398 01:23:58,872 --> 01:24:00,582 - Yeah? - You wanna bring your brother? 1399 01:24:00,582 --> 01:24:02,584 Let's go. We're leaving. 1400 01:24:08,841 --> 01:24:10,884 I told you to stay off this op. 1401 01:24:10,884 --> 01:24:14,805 And yet, who brought them to you in a big, fat bow? 1402 01:24:14,805 --> 01:24:16,265 You needed me. 1403 01:24:16,265 --> 01:24:18,100 I know Sean better than you ever will. 1404 01:24:21,019 --> 01:24:22,980 Do whatever you want with the family. I don't care. 1405 01:24:23,689 --> 01:24:26,775 I just want Sean. He's my payment for delivery. 1406 01:24:37,744 --> 01:24:39,663 You couldn't let it go, could you? 1407 01:24:39,663 --> 01:24:41,707 You know me better than that. 1408 01:24:42,207 --> 01:24:43,876 Look, you can have me, 1409 01:24:43,876 --> 01:24:46,086 but I want your word that you won't go after my family. 1410 01:24:46,086 --> 01:24:47,212 "Go after"? 1411 01:24:47,838 --> 01:24:50,132 You're a little behind, buddy boy. 1412 01:24:52,176 --> 01:24:54,636 - I swear to God, if you hurt them-- - Come and get 'em. 1413 01:24:54,636 --> 01:24:56,054 Somewhere public. 1414 01:24:56,054 --> 01:24:58,765 I think you're mistaking who holds the cards here. 1415 01:24:58,765 --> 01:25:02,519 Be at the old Poseidon Casino north of the city in 30 minutes... 1416 01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:04,521 alone. 1417 01:25:46,188 --> 01:25:47,481 Come on out! 1418 01:25:52,861 --> 01:25:54,404 Hello, old friend. 1419 01:25:54,404 --> 01:25:56,406 He brought you in for this, huh, Spiros? 1420 01:25:56,406 --> 01:25:58,116 He brought everybody. 1421 01:25:59,743 --> 01:26:01,119 Follow me. 1422 01:26:08,460 --> 01:26:09,753 He's alone. 1423 01:26:10,629 --> 01:26:13,131 Well, well. How sweet. 1424 01:26:13,882 --> 01:26:15,717 He could have been halfway around the world by now, 1425 01:26:15,717 --> 01:26:20,222 and yet here he is, trading his life for the family that abandoned him. 1426 01:26:22,933 --> 01:26:25,602 So, am I ever getting back that five grand I lent you in Morocco? 1427 01:26:25,602 --> 01:26:26,687 I'll tell you what. 1428 01:26:26,687 --> 01:26:30,107 If you're still alive in ten minutes, I'll pay you back with interest. 1429 01:26:31,149 --> 01:26:34,444 Oh, shame. It's a beautiful place. 1430 01:26:35,153 --> 01:26:37,114 They're demolishing it in ten days. 1431 01:26:47,291 --> 01:26:49,459 All this for me? I'm flattered. 1432 01:26:50,502 --> 01:26:51,378 How's the family? 1433 01:26:52,045 --> 01:26:53,046 Which one? 1434 01:26:54,548 --> 01:26:55,674 We're coming up. 1435 01:27:11,857 --> 01:27:13,192 There he is. 1436 01:27:13,192 --> 01:27:14,193 Are you okay? 1437 01:27:24,453 --> 01:27:25,954 No hug for your old man? 1438 01:27:25,954 --> 01:27:27,789 Why start now, Dad? 1439 01:27:28,582 --> 01:27:29,833 I'm sorry, what? 1440 01:27:29,833 --> 01:27:31,877 I'm your grandfather, Kyle. 1441 01:27:33,962 --> 01:27:35,923 Oh, my God. We're British. 1442 01:27:37,216 --> 01:27:38,592 He didn't tell ya? 1443 01:27:38,592 --> 01:27:41,762 No. He left that part out of his no-more-lies speech. 1444 01:27:42,346 --> 01:27:45,098 - Well, I said he was a father figure. - Not quite the same, Dan. 1445 01:27:45,098 --> 01:27:48,101 This is good, right? He's not gonna kill his own grandkids. 1446 01:27:49,019 --> 01:27:51,813 Look, do whatever you want with me. Let them go. 1447 01:27:51,813 --> 01:27:54,107 What is it you think I want, Sean? 1448 01:27:54,608 --> 01:27:55,609 Kill me. 1449 01:27:56,109 --> 01:27:59,029 In that spider's nest of a heart, you actually think that I wronged you. 1450 01:27:59,029 --> 01:28:00,447 You were my son. 1451 01:28:01,990 --> 01:28:03,242 My legacy. 1452 01:28:04,660 --> 01:28:07,621 I poured everything I am into you. You threw it all away. 1453 01:28:08,163 --> 01:28:10,332 You abandoned me. You broke my heart. 1454 01:28:10,332 --> 01:28:12,167 So, yeah. I wanted you dead. 1455 01:28:12,960 --> 01:28:15,963 But then something happened over these past few days. 1456 01:28:15,963 --> 01:28:19,049 You wasted every single guy I sent at you. Every goddamn one. 1457 01:28:20,384 --> 01:28:23,720 You are every bit the killer I taught you to be. 1458 01:28:23,720 --> 01:28:26,265 No. It's not who I am anymore. 1459 01:28:26,265 --> 01:28:27,349 Bullshit. 1460 01:28:28,976 --> 01:28:31,019 Tell me you didn't feel more alive the past three days 1461 01:28:31,019 --> 01:28:33,021 than you have done in years. 1462 01:28:34,356 --> 01:28:36,900 And as you smoked each of my men, 1463 01:28:37,568 --> 01:28:41,864 I felt something that I haven't felt in a very long time. 1464 01:28:43,240 --> 01:28:45,450 Pride in my son. 1465 01:28:45,450 --> 01:28:46,702 What? So, what is this? 1466 01:28:47,411 --> 01:28:49,580 Now you don't wanna kill me? What the hell do you want? 1467 01:28:49,580 --> 01:28:50,914 I want you back. 1468 01:28:50,914 --> 01:28:52,082 What? 1469 01:28:52,082 --> 01:28:54,168 Things were never as good after you left. 1470 01:28:56,461 --> 01:28:57,921 For any of us. 1471 01:28:58,964 --> 01:29:04,303 So, I want my son back, working by my side in the family business. 1472 01:29:04,303 --> 01:29:06,847 You're not seriously considering this, 1473 01:29:06,847 --> 01:29:08,849 - are you, Dad? - Quiet, Kyle. 1474 01:29:08,849 --> 01:29:11,643 Everybody wins. You come back where you belong. 1475 01:29:12,144 --> 01:29:13,645 Be who you were born to be. 1476 01:29:14,438 --> 01:29:16,523 Jess and the kids go safely back to Buffalo. 1477 01:29:16,523 --> 01:29:18,233 It's what they want anyway. 1478 01:29:20,152 --> 01:29:22,154 Sure beats the shit out of selling cars. 1479 01:29:23,322 --> 01:29:26,450 But no contact. Can't have you going soft on me again. 1480 01:29:26,450 --> 01:29:28,493 I'm their father. There's no way this is gonna happen. 1481 01:29:30,537 --> 01:29:32,080 I'm sorry to hear that. 1482 01:29:35,626 --> 01:29:37,044 Start with the wife. 1483 01:29:37,044 --> 01:29:39,713 - Wait, no! I-- - There's no third option! 1484 01:29:39,713 --> 01:29:42,049 Either it all ends here and now, 1485 01:29:42,049 --> 01:29:46,637 or you give your family exactly what they want and then some! 1486 01:29:53,519 --> 01:29:54,394 I'll do it. 1487 01:29:57,981 --> 01:29:58,982 Okay. 1488 01:30:00,901 --> 01:30:04,613 Spiros, see the family to the airport with our blessing. 1489 01:30:25,092 --> 01:30:26,593 Dad. 1490 01:30:29,096 --> 01:30:30,305 Dad, please. 1491 01:30:30,305 --> 01:30:32,307 I love you. I'll always love you. 1492 01:30:36,603 --> 01:30:38,605 Look, we can't just abandon Dad. 1493 01:30:38,605 --> 01:30:40,357 What am I supposed to do? 1494 01:30:40,357 --> 01:30:42,901 It's my job to keep you safe. 1495 01:30:42,901 --> 01:30:43,986 I'm a mom. 1496 01:30:43,986 --> 01:30:46,071 Okay, then be the mom that lifts the car. 1497 01:30:46,071 --> 01:30:47,614 - What? - You know, the mom. 1498 01:30:47,614 --> 01:30:49,366 She has the baby, and she lifts the car. 1499 01:30:49,366 --> 01:30:50,701 Yeah. You know. Car mom. 1500 01:30:51,201 --> 01:30:53,453 I have no idea what you're talking about. 1501 01:30:54,329 --> 01:30:56,290 It's an urban legend, Mrs. Morgan. 1502 01:30:57,583 --> 01:31:00,210 A baby is trapped under a car. 1503 01:31:00,210 --> 01:31:05,382 His mother gets a burst of adrenaline and lifts the car up with her bare hands. 1504 01:31:07,426 --> 01:31:10,429 Your children are suggesting you overpower me to rescue their father. 1505 01:31:10,429 --> 01:31:12,097 Yeah. Thank you. Exactly. 1506 01:31:12,097 --> 01:31:13,390 I would advise against it. 1507 01:31:13,390 --> 01:31:15,350 Now. Duh. 1508 01:31:15,350 --> 01:31:16,935 Your father made his choice. 1509 01:31:17,811 --> 01:31:19,521 I mean, do you think he wants this? 1510 01:31:20,105 --> 01:31:21,773 It's Dad that we're talking about. 1511 01:31:21,773 --> 01:31:25,360 The guy that took me to junior prom when Trevor didn't show up. 1512 01:31:25,360 --> 01:31:29,364 The guy that wakes us up for school with shitty raps about Wednesdays. 1513 01:31:29,865 --> 01:31:32,201 That's beautiful. My father never did that. 1514 01:31:32,201 --> 01:31:34,119 I'm sorry. Can you shut up, Spiros? 1515 01:31:39,166 --> 01:31:40,626 Hey. Stop. 1516 01:31:45,756 --> 01:31:47,049 Children. 1517 01:31:47,049 --> 01:31:48,759 Mom, we're not a family without Dad. 1518 01:31:48,759 --> 01:31:50,677 Dad needs to know that we don't want this. 1519 01:31:50,677 --> 01:31:53,972 I know we said we did last night, but, Mom, I don't. 1520 01:31:56,683 --> 01:32:00,354 If he still chooses to do it, then so be it. 1521 01:32:00,354 --> 01:32:01,688 But he needs to know. 1522 01:32:03,065 --> 01:32:05,859 I mean, he thinks that we don't love him anymore, Mom. 1523 01:32:06,360 --> 01:32:08,111 We can't just let things end like that. 1524 01:32:12,533 --> 01:32:13,825 Oh, Max. 1525 01:32:14,826 --> 01:32:16,578 I haven't changed you. 1526 01:32:16,578 --> 01:32:19,706 We have to get this off of you before you get a rash. 1527 01:32:19,706 --> 01:32:20,999 You forgot the diaper bag. 1528 01:32:23,210 --> 01:32:24,670 Oh, my gosh. 1529 01:32:24,670 --> 01:32:27,172 Ooh, gosh. It's a real messy one. 1530 01:32:38,183 --> 01:32:39,393 Oh, crap. 1531 01:32:41,854 --> 01:32:43,230 Maybe he'll be all right. 1532 01:32:44,064 --> 01:32:45,065 Or not. 1533 01:32:45,566 --> 01:32:46,775 What do we do now? 1534 01:32:52,197 --> 01:32:53,782 We're gonna go find your dad. 1535 01:32:56,493 --> 01:32:58,412 Give me a minute alone with him, would you? 1536 01:32:58,412 --> 01:33:00,539 I wanna be wheels up in ten minutes. 1537 01:33:03,917 --> 01:33:06,211 I thought if I ever saw you again, I'd kill you. 1538 01:33:07,337 --> 01:33:09,798 But since we're here... 1539 01:33:13,677 --> 01:33:14,970 Better. 1540 01:33:14,970 --> 01:33:17,264 Oh, sure. Pretend I'm not here. 1541 01:33:23,145 --> 01:33:25,480 This isn't gonna happen. I have a wife. 1542 01:33:25,480 --> 01:33:27,524 You had a wife. 1543 01:33:28,275 --> 01:33:29,776 Now you're free. 1544 01:33:33,697 --> 01:33:36,909 Doesn't it feel good to be back where you belong? 1545 01:33:36,909 --> 01:33:38,118 It's been a long time, Gwen. 1546 01:33:45,959 --> 01:33:47,711 You think I forgot your little tricks? 1547 01:33:48,629 --> 01:33:50,130 You think I forgot this? 1548 01:33:53,634 --> 01:33:55,469 I knew you hadn't changed. 1549 01:33:56,345 --> 01:33:57,846 You could never resist me. 1550 01:34:02,518 --> 01:34:03,936 Vulcan neck pinch. 1551 01:34:03,936 --> 01:34:05,020 Kyusho Jitsu. 1552 01:34:06,188 --> 01:34:08,065 Hey. I'm just the tech guy. 1553 01:34:08,565 --> 01:34:09,816 I'm so sorry for this, you guys. 1554 01:34:09,816 --> 01:34:12,152 For the ass-grabbing part or the 18-years-of-deception thing? 1555 01:34:12,152 --> 01:34:14,279 Both. All of it. 1556 01:34:15,364 --> 01:34:16,698 Hey. Tie him up. 1557 01:34:17,616 --> 01:34:19,785 - Yeah. You. - Come on. 1558 01:34:19,785 --> 01:34:22,287 I wanted to tell you about everything, but there was never a good time. 1559 01:34:22,287 --> 01:34:24,790 - Never a good time? - When was I gonna tell you? 1560 01:34:24,790 --> 01:34:26,416 On our first date? Our second? 1561 01:34:26,416 --> 01:34:28,043 When you were pregnant with Nina or by our fourth? 1562 01:34:28,043 --> 01:34:30,170 - What? - Do the math, Nina. 1563 01:34:30,170 --> 01:34:31,880 Any of those times would have been a better time. 1564 01:34:31,880 --> 01:34:34,466 You should have told me the truth, and I could have made up my own mind. 1565 01:34:34,466 --> 01:34:37,469 You're right. I'm sorry. I was stupid and selfish. 1566 01:34:37,970 --> 01:34:39,388 But I was in love with you. 1567 01:34:39,388 --> 01:34:41,807 I mean, you've been my whole world since the moment we met. 1568 01:34:42,307 --> 01:34:44,476 Being your husband and their father, that's the real me. 1569 01:34:44,476 --> 01:34:46,061 That's all that matters to me. 1570 01:34:47,020 --> 01:34:49,773 All right. I swear on my life, I'll never keep anything from you again. 1571 01:34:56,822 --> 01:34:57,823 Where's Spiros? 1572 01:34:58,490 --> 01:34:59,825 Thought they were with you. 1573 01:35:07,124 --> 01:35:08,333 Hey, bro. 1574 01:35:08,333 --> 01:35:11,837 Everyone I know is talking about what Kyllboi did at HyperX last night. 1575 01:35:11,837 --> 01:35:13,005 - Really? - Yeah. 1576 01:35:13,005 --> 01:35:15,174 Kyle. Less talking, more tying, okay? 1577 01:35:16,133 --> 01:35:17,718 Sorry. 1578 01:35:18,969 --> 01:35:20,971 No way. A Sky Raven drone? 1579 01:35:20,971 --> 01:35:22,139 Awesome. 1580 01:35:22,139 --> 01:35:23,557 Just, careful with it. 1581 01:35:25,934 --> 01:35:28,812 - Hey, man. You got a great kid. - I need your comms. 1582 01:35:28,812 --> 01:35:29,897 Dude! 1583 01:35:37,237 --> 01:35:38,405 Hey, Kyle. Give me that. 1584 01:35:42,618 --> 01:35:45,120 You're not anti-technology. You're-- 1585 01:35:48,332 --> 01:35:49,708 You're awesome. 1586 01:35:55,047 --> 01:35:56,924 - They're coming. - What? 1587 01:35:56,924 --> 01:35:59,301 Go up to the roof and find somewhere to hide with the kids, okay? 1588 01:35:59,301 --> 01:36:01,053 No, you're not going down there. 1589 01:36:01,553 --> 01:36:03,555 It's the only way to end this. This is the only way we go home. 1590 01:36:03,555 --> 01:36:05,891 We don't have to go home. We can just go to Canada and be the Andersons. 1591 01:36:05,891 --> 01:36:07,476 - Please, Dad. - It's too late for that, Beans. 1592 01:36:07,476 --> 01:36:09,561 No. You're not giving yourself up to them. 1593 01:36:09,561 --> 01:36:11,772 No. I'm getting us home. 1594 01:36:12,481 --> 01:36:13,649 Okay. 1595 01:36:17,236 --> 01:36:18,237 I got a plan. 1596 01:36:19,238 --> 01:36:23,200 Look, I need to be that guy one last time for us. 1597 01:36:24,243 --> 01:36:26,203 Dad. There's too many of 'em. 1598 01:36:26,203 --> 01:36:27,829 Well, I have something they don't have. 1599 01:36:29,122 --> 01:36:30,374 Kyllboi. 1600 01:36:31,834 --> 01:36:34,253 That's your comms. You're my eyes and my ears, okay? I'm counting on you. 1601 01:36:34,253 --> 01:36:36,004 Let's go. 1602 01:36:36,004 --> 01:36:37,214 Move out, Kyllboi. 1603 01:36:37,923 --> 01:36:40,050 Hey, Kyle, you're on the same channel as me. 1604 01:36:43,178 --> 01:36:46,139 I want every inch of this atrium covered. 1605 01:37:12,666 --> 01:37:14,251 Movement on the elevator! 1606 01:37:14,877 --> 01:37:16,962 The elevator door. Now! 1607 01:37:16,962 --> 01:37:20,174 You see a shot, you take it, because, believe me, he will. 1608 01:37:22,259 --> 01:37:23,260 You got a shot? 1609 01:37:23,260 --> 01:37:24,720 Negative. I don't see him yet. 1610 01:37:51,580 --> 01:37:53,081 He's not here. 1611 01:37:53,081 --> 01:37:54,166 Wait. 1612 01:37:57,252 --> 01:37:58,170 What do ya got? 1613 01:37:59,713 --> 01:38:01,381 Take cover! 1614 01:38:04,134 --> 01:38:05,511 Holy shit. 1615 01:38:06,261 --> 01:38:07,888 Hey. See anybody? 1616 01:38:12,017 --> 01:38:13,602 He's up there! 1617 01:38:14,102 --> 01:38:15,020 Shit. 1618 01:38:17,231 --> 01:38:18,607 Talk to me, Kyle. 1619 01:38:18,607 --> 01:38:20,025 You're my eyes. 1620 01:38:20,025 --> 01:38:21,735 You're clear on your right. Go now. 1621 01:38:27,574 --> 01:38:28,992 Dad, man on your left. 1622 01:38:36,792 --> 01:38:38,836 Dad, are you okay? Man ahead. 1623 01:38:42,548 --> 01:38:43,715 Man on your six. 1624 01:38:45,759 --> 01:38:46,927 Great job, Kyle. 1625 01:38:46,927 --> 01:38:48,262 I'm on it, Dad. 1626 01:38:49,596 --> 01:38:50,848 Talk to me, Kyle. 1627 01:38:50,848 --> 01:38:52,850 They've got the drone. 1628 01:38:52,850 --> 01:38:54,560 Look out. Behind the curtain. 1629 01:38:57,187 --> 01:38:58,397 Come on, Dad. Get him. 1630 01:39:00,357 --> 01:39:01,650 You again. 1631 01:39:02,568 --> 01:39:04,069 They mopped your ass up off aisle three, huh? 1632 01:39:06,280 --> 01:39:07,281 Gonna need that mop again. 1633 01:39:13,245 --> 01:39:14,496 Gwen, where the hell are you? 1634 01:39:16,164 --> 01:39:17,207 Gwen? 1635 01:39:18,792 --> 01:39:20,169 - Gwen? - McCaffrey? 1636 01:39:20,169 --> 01:39:21,378 What's going on? 1637 01:39:21,378 --> 01:39:23,088 Kid's got the drone. 1638 01:39:23,088 --> 01:39:24,256 Find him. 1639 01:39:25,424 --> 01:39:26,884 Call it off, Dad! 1640 01:39:26,884 --> 01:39:28,427 Hold your fire! 1641 01:39:29,178 --> 01:39:31,096 Change your mind, Sean? 1642 01:39:31,096 --> 01:39:33,557 No. But here's your chance to. 1643 01:39:34,600 --> 01:39:35,851 Call it off now. 1644 01:39:35,851 --> 01:39:39,646 You don't have it in you to kill your own flesh and blood. 1645 01:39:39,646 --> 01:39:42,441 I, on the other hand, do have it in me. 1646 01:39:42,441 --> 01:39:43,817 Let him have it! 1647 01:40:05,797 --> 01:40:08,383 Go. Underneath. Go. 1648 01:40:08,383 --> 01:40:09,384 Wait. No. 1649 01:40:09,384 --> 01:40:11,178 Look after your brothers. Don't make a sound. 1650 01:40:11,887 --> 01:40:13,555 Do not leave Max, whatever happens. 1651 01:40:30,614 --> 01:40:31,740 Jessica. 1652 01:40:33,492 --> 01:40:35,160 Is that you? 1653 01:40:37,538 --> 01:40:38,997 Talk to me, Kyle. 1654 01:40:38,997 --> 01:40:40,582 Gwen's up here. 1655 01:40:40,582 --> 01:40:43,085 I know the sound of an empty gun when I hear one, sweetie. 1656 01:40:43,085 --> 01:40:46,505 So why don't we make this real easy, shall we? 1657 01:40:49,216 --> 01:40:50,843 Unless you think you can take me. 1658 01:40:51,885 --> 01:40:53,846 I think Mom's gonna fight her. 1659 01:41:04,356 --> 01:41:05,524 You think you can beat me 1660 01:41:05,524 --> 01:41:09,236 because you took some kickboxing classes at the Y and wear Lululemon? 1661 01:41:09,236 --> 01:41:10,696 Ooh, no. 1662 01:41:19,037 --> 01:41:20,205 Learn that in class? 1663 01:41:20,789 --> 01:41:21,790 Yeah. 1664 01:41:21,790 --> 01:41:24,126 You know I do this for a living, right? 1665 01:41:24,626 --> 01:41:27,254 While you were popping out brats and clipping coupons, 1666 01:41:27,254 --> 01:41:29,423 I was assassinating dictators. 1667 01:41:29,423 --> 01:41:32,426 So, why don't you go back to the PTA? 1668 01:41:32,426 --> 01:41:33,927 'Cause you're a joke. 1669 01:41:36,013 --> 01:41:37,181 Kyle, what do you see? 1670 01:41:39,933 --> 01:41:42,436 All right, there's nine guys left. Four to your right, five ahead of you. 1671 01:42:15,052 --> 01:42:16,678 I'm out of ammo, Kyle. 1672 01:42:18,680 --> 01:42:21,016 Find cover, Dad. A man coming. Get over the low wall. Now. 1673 01:42:24,645 --> 01:42:26,813 Kyle, could have mentioned that table, buddy. 1674 01:42:26,813 --> 01:42:27,856 Sorry. 1675 01:42:38,283 --> 01:42:39,910 Take out the one on the left now. 1676 01:42:42,162 --> 01:42:43,956 Dad, hold on. We gotta move. 1677 01:43:01,682 --> 01:43:04,017 Kyle. That guy below, chase him through the foyer. 1678 01:43:04,017 --> 01:43:05,477 Okay, I'm going. I'm chasing him. 1679 01:43:05,978 --> 01:43:07,187 Keep him coming. 1680 01:43:08,146 --> 01:43:09,439 He's coming right at me. 1681 01:43:24,580 --> 01:43:26,623 Take Max. I gotta go help Mom. 1682 01:43:27,374 --> 01:43:28,417 Talk to me, Kyle. 1683 01:43:29,376 --> 01:43:30,919 Two left, including granddad. 1684 01:43:30,919 --> 01:43:31,962 Man on your right! 1685 01:43:50,105 --> 01:43:52,274 Wouldn't go that way if I were you, Sean. 1686 01:43:52,274 --> 01:43:54,610 Dad, Mom's hurt. We're in big trouble. 1687 01:43:57,696 --> 01:43:58,780 Little brats. 1688 01:44:14,087 --> 01:44:15,756 I was wrong about you, Sean. 1689 01:44:17,341 --> 01:44:18,717 You're no use to me. 1690 01:44:19,801 --> 01:44:21,512 Family have made you weak. 1691 01:44:22,554 --> 01:44:25,933 You can't even focus on the fight you're in because of them. 1692 01:44:33,148 --> 01:44:35,400 Hi. Going somewhere? 1693 01:44:35,984 --> 01:44:37,611 Don't worry about her. She's great. 1694 01:44:38,904 --> 01:44:41,281 You know, that move you pulled back there, little one? 1695 01:44:41,281 --> 01:44:43,242 That was a very bad idea. 1696 01:44:46,954 --> 01:44:50,624 Look. For what it's worth, killing minors is the least favorite part of my job. 1697 01:44:50,624 --> 01:44:52,334 Now, who's first? 1698 01:44:52,334 --> 01:44:54,211 We're not done! 1699 01:44:55,337 --> 01:44:57,464 Mom. No, Mom! 1700 01:45:03,679 --> 01:45:04,847 Bang. 1701 01:45:16,817 --> 01:45:17,860 Mama. 1702 01:45:17,860 --> 01:45:19,736 Oh, come on. 1703 01:45:19,736 --> 01:45:21,196 Just die. 1704 01:45:23,073 --> 01:45:24,283 Mama. 1705 01:45:26,201 --> 01:45:27,202 Mama. 1706 01:45:28,328 --> 01:45:29,329 Mama. 1707 01:45:32,624 --> 01:45:33,709 Look at this. 1708 01:45:36,712 --> 01:45:38,422 You can't be serious. 1709 01:46:12,581 --> 01:46:15,459 Not quite the decathlete we once were, huh? 1710 01:46:15,459 --> 01:46:17,252 Sorry, kids. It's nothing personal. 1711 01:46:18,253 --> 01:46:19,880 Maybe a little. 1712 01:46:22,549 --> 01:46:23,967 Here we go again. 1713 01:46:25,886 --> 01:46:27,763 She's like The Little Engine That Could. 1714 01:46:35,729 --> 01:46:37,606 There's nine other events, bitch. 1715 01:46:39,900 --> 01:46:41,527 Oh, my God. Mom. 1716 01:47:08,136 --> 01:47:11,014 Far as I'm concerned, this is an act of mercy. 1717 01:47:11,014 --> 01:47:14,977 I'm saving you 20 more years of selling used cars. 1718 01:47:14,977 --> 01:47:16,353 Certified pre-owned. 1719 01:47:18,480 --> 01:47:19,481 Goodbye, Sean. 1720 01:47:20,732 --> 01:47:22,693 Grandpa! Wait! 1721 01:47:24,403 --> 01:47:26,822 I know you think that we probably hate you 1722 01:47:26,822 --> 01:47:29,825 for everything that's happened these past few days, and-- 1723 01:47:29,825 --> 01:47:31,034 and maybe we should. 1724 01:47:32,244 --> 01:47:36,915 But I've learned that family is the most important thing in the entire world. 1725 01:47:38,417 --> 01:47:42,713 And when I look at you, I don't just see a cold-blooded killer. 1726 01:47:43,714 --> 01:47:44,840 I see my grandpa. 1727 01:47:52,139 --> 01:47:54,683 And maybe there's a way for us to move forward... 1728 01:47:57,060 --> 01:47:58,270 as a family. 1729 01:47:59,938 --> 01:48:03,692 Kid, if you think this little speech is gonna win me over... 1730 01:48:05,277 --> 01:48:06,278 Honestly... 1731 01:48:08,739 --> 01:48:11,200 I was just hoping it would buy him enough time to do this. 1732 01:48:17,497 --> 01:48:18,749 Oh, baby. 1733 01:48:19,791 --> 01:48:21,043 - Dad. - Hey. 1734 01:48:22,878 --> 01:48:23,921 Thank you. 1735 01:48:23,921 --> 01:48:25,422 Hi! 1736 01:48:26,048 --> 01:48:28,133 Wow! 1737 01:48:51,406 --> 01:48:53,617 Good afternoon, and welcome to the news at noon. 1738 01:48:53,617 --> 01:48:57,454 While details are continuing to emerge about a covert paramilitary group... 1739 01:48:57,454 --> 01:48:58,497 Thanks. 1740 01:48:58,497 --> 01:49:00,165 ...responsible for high-profile assassinations 1741 01:49:00,165 --> 01:49:02,000 reportedly spanning decades, 1742 01:49:02,000 --> 01:49:04,461 {\an8}this bombshell story was broken 1743 01:49:04,461 --> 01:49:08,090 {\an8}by a high school newspaper reporter, Nina Morgan. 1744 01:49:15,639 --> 01:49:17,099 And you're dead. 1745 01:49:17,099 --> 01:49:19,268 That's bullshit. You said there'd be two hostiles. 1746 01:49:19,268 --> 01:49:21,979 I lied. But, Sam, that was better. Take him down harder. 1747 01:49:21,979 --> 01:49:23,063 I didn't wanna hurt the guy. 1748 01:49:23,063 --> 01:49:25,566 No, he'll be fine. He's small, but he's very strong. 1749 01:49:25,566 --> 01:49:28,944 Hey, excuse me. Why don't you get thrown against a truck 20 times? 1750 01:49:28,944 --> 01:49:30,654 Because my name's on the letterhead. 1751 01:49:30,654 --> 01:49:31,572 Et voilà! 1752 01:49:31,572 --> 01:49:33,574 {\an8}Hey, guys. I have a family commitment. 1753 01:49:34,074 --> 01:49:36,076 Augie, you take it from here, okay? 1754 01:49:38,203 --> 01:49:39,663 Let's pick up the pace! 1755 01:49:40,205 --> 01:49:42,082 I'm gonna be gone for the next few days! 1756 01:49:42,082 --> 01:49:44,001 I want you to remember me! 1757 01:49:59,349 --> 01:50:00,350 Hey, it's time to go. 1758 01:50:00,350 --> 01:50:02,186 Okay, people. I'm out. 1759 01:50:03,187 --> 01:50:04,354 Guys, come on. 1760 01:50:04,354 --> 01:50:06,190 We gotta beat the traffic! 1761 01:50:06,190 --> 01:50:07,441 Oh, come on. 1762 01:50:07,441 --> 01:50:09,776 No, I cannot show up to school in this monstrosity. 1763 01:50:09,776 --> 01:50:11,570 - How could you do this to me? - Don't blame me. 1764 01:50:11,570 --> 01:50:14,489 Levon applied all the discounts and all the points. Didn't you hear? 1765 01:50:14,489 --> 01:50:16,950 We are platinum elite superior diamond members. 1766 01:50:16,950 --> 01:50:18,994 Okay. I got the snacks. I got the maps. 1767 01:50:18,994 --> 01:50:20,370 - Let's do this. - Nice. 1768 01:50:20,370 --> 01:50:22,497 - Hey, phones, please. - For real? 1769 01:50:22,497 --> 01:50:24,124 Yeah. Catch it. 1770 01:50:24,124 --> 01:50:25,334 There you go. 1771 01:50:25,334 --> 01:50:28,045 - Thank you. - If you throw this away, I will kill you. 1772 01:50:28,045 --> 01:50:28,962 - God, gross. - Oh, gross. 1773 01:50:28,962 --> 01:50:30,506 You gonna be doing that all the way to California? 1774 01:50:30,506 --> 01:50:31,840 - Yes. All the way. - Yeah. Absolutely. 1775 01:50:31,840 --> 01:50:32,966 - Come on. - Yeah. 1776 01:50:32,966 --> 01:50:35,135 - I'm going. Here, scooch. - And I will take those. 1777 01:50:35,135 --> 01:50:36,637 - Beep, beep. - Here we go. 1778 01:50:38,805 --> 01:50:41,350 One, two, three! 1779 01:50:41,350 --> 01:50:44,102 Road trip! 1780 01:52:15,402 --> 01:52:17,029 Oh, my God. Guys, I almost forgot. 1781 01:52:17,029 --> 01:52:18,113 What? Yeah? 1782 01:52:18,113 --> 01:52:20,908 - Say goodbye to these. - No! 1783 01:52:24,745 --> 01:52:25,746 Why? 1784 01:52:27,915 --> 01:52:29,041 Oh, my God. 1785 01:52:29,041 --> 01:52:30,042 That's not funny. 1786 01:53:03,659 --> 01:53:07,913 In a minute, I'ma need a sentimental Man or woman to pump me up 1787 01:53:07,913 --> 01:53:10,415 Feelin' fussy Walkin' in my Balenci-ussies 1788 01:53:10,415 --> 01:53:12,376 Tryna bring out the fabulous 1789 01:53:12,376 --> 01:53:16,421 'Cause I give a fuck way too much I'ma need like two shots in my cup 1790 01:53:16,421 --> 01:53:21,093 Wanna get up, wanna get down Ooh, that's how I feel right now 1791 01:53:21,885 --> 01:53:25,556 Oh, I been so down and under pressure 1792 01:53:27,432 --> 01:53:30,602 I'm way too fine to feel this stressed Yeah 1793 01:53:33,522 --> 01:53:36,024 - Or used to be - Be 1794 01:53:37,192 --> 01:53:38,485 Who is this? Janet Jackson? 124559