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♪ I am the visual
The inspiration ♪
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♪ That made lady
Sing the blues ♪
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♪ I'm the spark
That makes your idea bright ♪
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♪ The same spark
That lights the dark ♪
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♪ So that you can know
Your left from your right ♪
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♪ I am the ballot in your box
The bullet in the gun ♪
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♪ The inner glow
That lets you know ♪
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♪ To call your brother sun ♪
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♪ The story that just begun ♪
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♪ The promise
Of what's to come ♪
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♪ And I'm-a remain a soldier ♪
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♪ Till the war is won ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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[MAN WHISTLING]
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[MEN MOANING]
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MAN:
Where's the towel?
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[♪♪♪]
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Noooooo!
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MAN:
Yeah, baby.
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MAN 2:
You hear something?
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[LAUGHING]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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[WEEPING]
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No.
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No, not me.
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Soap drop, nigga.
Huh?
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Yeah.
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Oh, you think you just gonna
leave it down there?
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Huh?
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We don't waste
no motherfuckin' soap in here.
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I'm-- I'm finished.
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Naw, naw, nigga,
you ain't finished.
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I been watching you.
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You have?
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You ain't wash behind
your ears or nothing.
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But I did.
See, look at me.
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See how I'm all clean
and glistening and shit.
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That's hygiene, nigga.
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You can call me
the health inspector.
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Now, pick up the soap!
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MAN:
Be brave, son. Be brave.
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I'm next.
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[SCREAMS]
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SARAH:
Drop the soap again?
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HUEY:
Tom DuBois' greatest fear
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was being sent to prison
and anally raped.
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At the tender age of 10,
Tom saw a prison movie,
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which depicted the violent
anal raping of a man.
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Before then, he didn't know
that men got raped in prison.
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MAN [ON TV]:
Stop! Ah!
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HUEY:
It is true that,
statistically speaking,
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if a man is to be raped,
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it'll most likely
occur in prison.
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That fact scared straight-laced
Tom even straighter.
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[♪♪♪]
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Let's steal some.
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But what if we get caught?
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We'll get arrested
and anally raped.
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Hey, guys, what are you doing?
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Just smoking a joint.
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You want a hit?
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Yeah, right.
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You guys can go to jail
and get anally raped if ya want.
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Tom, did you erase
all my MP3s?
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Hey, file-sharing is a crime,
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and I'm not
gonna be anally raped,
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so you can listen to Usher.
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[SIGHS]
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You know, Tom,
this whole "anal rape" thing
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is really causing both of us
to miss out on a lot in life.
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HUEY:
But Tom didn't care
what he was missing out on.
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Well into adulthood,
Tom still lived his life
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around the fear of anal rape.
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That fear, perhaps more
than any other factor,
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made him the man he is today.
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Tom believed in order.
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He obeyed every traffic law.
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He had never as much
as broken the speed limit.
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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[HORN HONKING]
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You drive like an old bitch!
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Tom grew up
to be a criminal prosecutor,
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which, ironically enough,
meant his job was to send
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many black men to
the very fate he most feared.
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For the crime of selling four
bootleg copies of Soul Plane,
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the defendant is sentenced
to two weeks imprisonment.
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He'll be remanded--
No!
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Don't send me to prison!
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Please! Please don't
send me to prison!
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I don't want
to be anally raped!
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HUEY:
And Tom knew firsthand
that a black man
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didn't have to do much
to go to prison.
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MAN:
You have the right
to remain silent...
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Sometimes, he didn't have
to do anything at all.
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...in a court
of law.
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You have the right
to speak to an attorney
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and to have an attorney
present during any questioning.
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If you cannot afford--
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MAN [ON TV]:
And in other news,
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city police
are reporting tonight
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that they have arrested
a suspect in connection
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with the murder
of Antoine Michaels,
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a 17-year-old
who was apparently killed
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over a game of "Madden 2006."
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The police are not releasing
the name of the suspect,
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who is a black male,
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approximately
blah, blah, blah--
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[STATIC BUZZES]
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And so, we are raising
the terror alert level
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to intense orange/red
based on very credible,
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detailed information
on a non-specific threat.
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Could it be a hijacking?
Absolutely possible.
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Chemical or biological agent?
You bet it could happen.
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Suicide bomber?
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Hey, you never know.
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But what we do know...
[DOORBELL RINGING]
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...is that it's absolutely,
positively gonna happen today.
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Maybe.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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[♪♪♪]
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Terrorists have my daddy!
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Jazmine, calm down.
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Terrorists kidnapped my father,
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and they're gonna cut off
his head in Algeria!
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My daddy was supposed to be home
from work before school let out.
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And he isn't here!
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And we're at terror alert
level orange. Orange!
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[♪♪♪]
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Guys, there's gotta be
some kind of mistake.
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I didn't do anything.
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Oh, we know what you did.
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You guys were playing
your little game,
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and your friend was
serving up some pipin' hot
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ass-whoopings,
wasn't he?
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[SOBBING]
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Jazmine, just because
your dad is late
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coming home from work
doesn't mean that--
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[RINGS]
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Hello?
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Riley, is that you?
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Put your brother on,
it's an emergency!
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What's the emergency?
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I'm in jail.
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[LAUGHS]
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Don't drop
the soap.
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HUEY:
Who was that?
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[RINGS]
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Yeah?
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Riley, it's Tom.
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I thought you only get
one phone call from jail.
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Who's this?
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Huey, I got arrested!
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They say I fit
the description.
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I think it's
'cause I'm black, Huey.
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You have to get me
outta here, Huey.
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You don't wanna know
what they'll do to me in jail.
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They'll rape you,
that's what they're gonna do.
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But you're not in jail,
you're in holding.
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And I don't think people
usually get raped in holding.
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Hold on.
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Granddad! Do people
get raped in holding?
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[SOBBING]
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Stop, stop, stop! I don't
want your granddad to know.
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I don't want anybody to know.
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Listen, they can't
keep people in holding
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over the weekend.
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At 9:00 tonight,
they're gonna put me on a bus
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and send me to real jail.
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Real jail!
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Earliest I could get out
would be on Monday.
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Well, it's just
a weekend.
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It only takes one night
to get anally raped!
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Huey, the only way for me
to get out of here
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is if you find
the real killer tonight.
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The real killer?
Nigga, I'm 10.
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How am I gonna find
the real killer?
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[SOBS]
Please!
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You've gotta try.
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All right, all right,
all right!
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Damn.
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[WEEPING]
Thank you, Huey.
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Whatever you do...
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don't tell my baby, Jazmine.
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I don't want her to know
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her daddy was somebody's
bi-hi-hi-hi-tch.
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[♪♪♪]
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Was that daddy?
Where is he?
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Is he okay?
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Was he kidnapped
by terrorists?
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Um, your father wants you
to know he's nobody's bitch.
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[SCREAMS]
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[REMOTE CLICKS]
[SIRENS ON TV]
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and I couldn't do it alone.
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Ed III was heir
to the Wuncler fortune
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and a drunken psychopath.
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But the dude I was after
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had already killed
at least one person,
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and one thing Ed III had
was firepower.
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Fuck it.
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I say we go get
the motherfucker.
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Let's go.
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HUEY:
Where we going?
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Oh, we gonna need
to holler at my man.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Oh, snap.
Ed Wuncler III.
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My man, Gin Rummy.
What's good, baby?
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It's all good, man.
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I was just making
some breakfast. Come on in.
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[♪♪♪]
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Sounds like you got yourself
a fugitive of justice.
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I say y'all came
to the right hombre.
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Look, we have exactly
4 hours and 45 minutes
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to find the X-Box Killer.
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Can you help us do it?
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I'll be dead on his ass
like Spenser: For fucking Hire.
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I'll hunt him down and feed him
his own testicles,
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and I'd do it in a jiffy.
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And I don't care if his momma
there, his grandmamma,
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innocent bystanders,
little kids, babysitters,
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bill collectors, whatever.
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I'll leave
his whole block
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filled with hot brass
if I have to.
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And you know why?
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Because I just don't
give a fuck!
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Y'all sure you don't want
no breakfast?
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I got English muffins
and peach jelly.
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See? I told you
my boy was gangsta.
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Hey, man, put some links
with them grits, Rummy.
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Shit, I'm hungry
as a motherfucker.
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[♪♪♪]
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You liar!
[SCREAMS]
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You killed him, didn't you,
you sick bastard?
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Hey, hey, hey.
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That's enough.
Go cool off.
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All right.
Now!
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[COP ROARS]
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You punk!
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Get your ass out!
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Move!
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[WHIMPERING]
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Why are you doing this to me?
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You know what this is, man?
It's fucking racism, man.
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You were at the wrong place
at the wrong time,
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and you just happened
to fit the description.
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Now, if you admit
you killed him--
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I didn't kill anyone!
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Look, even if you didn't
kill him,
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just admit
that you killed him.
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I promise you
you won't go to jail.
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Smack on the wrist,
I promise you.
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Wait, stop. You can't
be serious. I'm a prosecutor.
255
00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:32,398
I'm never gonna fall
for this.
256
00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:38,404
[SOBBING]
257
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:43,209
So you say that if I confess,
I won't go to jail?
258
00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:45,378
I give you my word.
259
00:10:45,444 --> 00:10:47,713
No anal rape?
260
00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:49,015
No anal rape.
261
00:10:50,049 --> 00:10:51,717
[♪♪♪]
262
00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,625
So y'all was
in Iraq together?
263
00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:01,060
Yeah,
we was in Iraq.
264
00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:03,062
What did you do?
265
00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:05,398
We was looking for weapons
of mass destruction.
266
00:11:05,464 --> 00:11:07,833
Did you ever find 'em?
267
00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:09,902
You know goddamn well
we ain't find 'em!
268
00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:11,670
What are you?
Some political humorist?
269
00:11:11,737 --> 00:11:13,406
You Garry Trudeau
up in this bitch?
270
00:11:13,472 --> 00:11:14,507
I was looking for bitches,
271
00:11:14,573 --> 00:11:16,108
but they had carpet shit
all over 'em,
272
00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:17,576
and I couldn't see
what they looked like.
273
00:11:17,643 --> 00:11:19,979
All that was really exposed
was the eyes,
274
00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:21,747
and that wasn't enough for me.
275
00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:24,050
Shit, I'm looking at the eyes,
the eyes could be pretty.
276
00:11:24,116 --> 00:11:26,986
And I take their carpet off,
and then I got a tragedy.
277
00:11:28,587 --> 00:11:30,289
Well, no, we ain't find 'em.
278
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:33,325
But I always say,
"The absence of evidence
279
00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:34,727
is not the evidence
of absence."
280
00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:36,062
HUEY:
What?
281
00:11:36,128 --> 00:11:37,930
Simply because
you don't have evidence
282
00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:39,432
that something does exist
283
00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:41,000
does not mean that you
have evidence
284
00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:42,501
that something doesn't exist.
285
00:11:42,568 --> 00:11:44,003
What?
286
00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:46,105
What country you from?
What?
287
00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:47,807
"What" ain't no country
I ever heard of.
288
00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:49,075
They speak English in "What"?
289
00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:50,576
What?
290
00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:53,279
English, motherfucker,
do you speak it?!
291
00:11:53,345 --> 00:11:54,613
Yeah.
292
00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,915
So you understand
the words I'm sayin' to you?
293
00:11:56,982 --> 00:11:58,417
Yeah.
294
00:11:58,484 --> 00:12:01,353
Well, what I'm sayin',
is that there are "known" knowns
295
00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:02,855
and that there are
known unknowns.
296
00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:04,757
But there's also
"unknown" unknowns,
297
00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:06,525
things we don't know
that we don't know.
298
00:12:06,592 --> 00:12:07,927
What?
299
00:12:07,993 --> 00:12:10,796
Say "what" again.
Say "what" again!
300
00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:12,031
I dare you!
301
00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:13,532
I double dare you,
motherfucker!
302
00:12:13,599 --> 00:12:14,967
Say "what" one more time.
303
00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:21,574
HUEY:
Well, this is the apartment
building where it all happened.
304
00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:23,476
Maybe someone saw something.
305
00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:25,544
Oh, somebody saw something,
all right.
306
00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:31,250
Hey, slow down.
We gotta be tactful.
307
00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:33,652
Tactful?
What that mean?
308
00:12:33,719 --> 00:12:35,454
He talkin' about diplomacy.
309
00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:36,922
[CLICKS]
310
00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:38,891
I don't do diplomacy.
311
00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:40,726
[♪♪♪]
312
00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:42,628
ED III:
Key-yah!
313
00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:43,996
RUMMY:
X-Box Killer, talk!
314
00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:45,731
ED:
You better start talkin'
or I'm a--
315
00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:49,001
[WHIMPERING]
316
00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:50,636
MAN:
These niggas are crazy, yo!
317
00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:51,937
[GUN CLICKS]
318
00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:52,938
I didn't do nothing!
319
00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:54,206
I didn't do nothing!
320
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:56,609
[LAUGHING]
321
00:12:58,644 --> 00:12:59,745
[GRUNTS]
322
00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:03,082
Work him out, work him out,
work him out!
323
00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:06,418
You better start talkin'
before I'm a--
324
00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:08,420
MAN:
Hey, what'd he do to you?
Leave him alone.
325
00:13:08,487 --> 00:13:09,555
[LAUGHS]
326
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,624
Yeah, nigga, run it.
Run your shit!
327
00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:13,459
[LAUGHS]
328
00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:16,128
[GROANS]
329
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:21,267
Ain't nobody
seen nothin'.
330
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:24,170
I know who did the killing.
I've known for 20 minutes!
331
00:13:24,236 --> 00:13:26,405
Guy's name is Terrel Jackson.
332
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,007
He's been bragging
about it all day.
333
00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:31,177
Everybody knows!
He lives five minutes away.
334
00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:33,646
I've got MapQuest directions
right here.
335
00:13:33,712 --> 00:13:35,447
How'd you find all this out?
336
00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:37,983
We talked to people!
337
00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:39,485
I got a picture.
338
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,086
RUMMY:
Where you get this?
339
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,489
I drew it from the description
of the dude that they gave us
340
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:46,525
while y'all was whoopin'
niggas' asses in the street.
341
00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:47,960
I almost had time
to color it.
342
00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:51,830
Shit. Good work.
Let's go.
343
00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:58,003
Okay, take a right here,
344
00:13:58,070 --> 00:13:59,638
and it's a left
at the third light.
345
00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:06,512
Where you going?
You were supposed to turn right.
346
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,614
I'm thirsty.
You thirsty?
347
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,449
I could use a tasty beverage.
348
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,051
There's a Mini Mart
at the gas station
349
00:14:12,117 --> 00:14:13,185
right up the street.
350
00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:16,121
We're down the street
from the killer,
351
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,023
and you wanna stop
and go get snacks?
352
00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:23,195
Relax. We stop, get this drink,
then go get the killer. Simple.
353
00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:25,864
We gonna get something to drink.
It ain't gonna take long.
354
00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:30,035
We're right down the street.
We know where he is!
355
00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:34,139
Chill, we just making
a little detour.
356
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,709
Relax. What could go wrong?
357
00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:38,310
Hm.
358
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:40,546
[♪♪♪]
359
00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:47,419
[FESTIVE MIDDLE-EASTERN MUSIC
PLAYING]
360
00:15:03,769 --> 00:15:07,072
Watch my back,
I got your front.
361
00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:09,842
Ed, Rummy,
my close friends and allies.
362
00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:11,243
It is good to see you.
363
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:14,613
Go put that in the truck.
364
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:18,751
CASHIER:
Hey, slow your roll, chief.
You guys have to pay first.
365
00:15:18,817 --> 00:15:20,953
Damn! Chill out,
Aladdin Hussein.
366
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:22,488
You know I'm good for it.
367
00:15:22,554 --> 00:15:27,860
Hey, guys, you know the rules.
No exceptions, cash only.
368
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,831
Look, he got a weapon.
369
00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:34,733
RUMMY:
Whoa, wait a minute, now.
370
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,001
Put the gun down!
371
00:15:37,202 --> 00:15:40,239
Gun? What gun?
I'm not holding gun.
372
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:44,510
Guys, it's me, Ed. Your father
helped me build this store!
373
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,013
I don't know you,
motherfucker!
374
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:51,016
Now, put down the weapon!
Put it down!
375
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:53,585
There is no weapon. Look.
376
00:15:53,652 --> 00:15:55,287
Drop the weapon!
377
00:15:55,354 --> 00:15:56,955
I-I don't see a weapon.
378
00:15:57,022 --> 00:16:00,059
There is no weapon!
They're robbing the store!
379
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:04,129
I am not holding a weapon!
I am not holding a weapon!
380
00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:06,398
Officer, this motherfucker
got a gun pointed at you.
381
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,300
You wanna die?
But--
382
00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:09,668
Do you wanna die?!
383
00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:12,004
I-- I don't want to die!
384
00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:13,605
He does not have a gun.
385
00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:15,641
He does have a gun, officer.
Trust me.
386
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:18,344
The absence of evidence is
not the evidence of absence.
387
00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:20,112
I don't see a gun!
388
00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:22,348
Man, fuck this shit.
Whose side you on?
389
00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:24,516
Mine or this motherfucker,
390
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:26,452
who's obviously
of terrorist descent?
391
00:16:26,518 --> 00:16:29,955
Wait, I think
I can see the gun now.
392
00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:32,157
Good. Now, we all
see the weapon.
393
00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:34,893
Now, you hand over that weapon
on the count of three,
394
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:38,364
or I swear to Almighty God,
I'll blow your fuckin' head off!
395
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:39,665
One!
396
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:43,402
I can't give you a weapon
I'm not holding!
397
00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:46,238
You're thinking of the Korean
shop north of here!
398
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,574
Two!
Is he...still holding it?
399
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:52,878
He is not holding a weapon!
Time's up!
400
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,413
[♪♪♪]
401
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:03,789
[SCREAMING]
402
00:17:08,426 --> 00:17:10,863
[GRUNTING]
403
00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:19,338
Ha, ha, ha! Ah!
404
00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:28,847
I didn't think they'd
actually shoot back at us.
405
00:17:28,914 --> 00:17:30,883
Well, of course,
they're shooting back at us,
406
00:17:30,949 --> 00:17:32,351
you're robbing their store.
407
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:35,387
You can't assume that people
are gonna shoot back at you.
408
00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:36,922
It was an "unknown" unknown.
409
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:39,892
Need I remind you that
this has nothing to do
410
00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:41,560
with our original plan?
411
00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:44,096
Damn it, Huey,
robbery etiquette says you can't
412
00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:46,398
criticize a robbery plan
during a actual robbery.
413
00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:48,066
You have to wait
till the robbery's over.
414
00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:52,738
Yo, officer,
wh-wha-whatever your name is.
415
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,306
My name's Frank.
416
00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:56,809
Okay, Fred. Whatever.
417
00:17:56,875 --> 00:18:01,447
I want you to know
you are not going to die.
418
00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:02,448
In vain.
419
00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:05,117
I don't think I'm dying.
420
00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:06,652
Oh.
421
00:18:06,718 --> 00:18:08,387
Well, I want you to know
422
00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:11,056
you wasn't
mortally wounded...in vain.
423
00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:13,926
Actually, I think
I'm gonna make it.
424
00:18:13,992 --> 00:18:16,228
You hear that,
you sweaty bastards?
425
00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:17,529
Freddy ain't dead.
426
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,465
Freddy say,
"Bring it on, bitch."
427
00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:20,833
Bring it!
428
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:27,739
[SCREAMING]
429
00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:35,247
[SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE]
430
00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:42,154
HUEY:
Today we all came face to face
with our worst fears.
431
00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:45,958
And sometimes there's no
such thing as a happy ending.
432
00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:47,960
MAN [ON TV]:
And there seems
to be a gun battle
433
00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:51,163
with terrorists
right behind me as we speak.
434
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:53,031
GUARD:
Thomas DuBois?
435
00:18:54,199 --> 00:18:55,501
It's time.
436
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:56,802
[♪♪♪]
437
00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:04,076
Is that the bus
that's gonna take me
438
00:19:04,142 --> 00:19:06,445
to real butt-pounding jail?
439
00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:09,181
No bus.
You're free to go.
440
00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:13,352
HUEY:
The X-Box Killer struck again,
441
00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:15,921
less than an hour
after we got to the Mini Mart.
442
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,656
If we had gone straight
to his house,
443
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:19,324
we could have prevented it.
444
00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:21,727
But at least Tom seemed
to have dodged a bullet.
445
00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:23,795
[SIRENS WAILING]
446
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:28,300
[CAMERAS CLICKING]
447
00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:34,907
[FRED GROANING]
448
00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:46,652
What the fuck
y'all looking at?
449
00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:47,653
MAN:
All right!
450
00:19:47,719 --> 00:19:48,654
MAN 2:
Go U.S.A!
451
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,455
[CHEERING & APPLAUSE]
452
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:53,659
MAN 3:
All right, come on! All right!
453
00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:55,360
MAN 4:
Come on, everybody, come on!
454
00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:58,163
MAN:
All right, yeah! Way to go!
455
00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:00,165
MAN 2: Go U.S.A.
MAN 3: All right!
456
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:03,001
MAN 4:
U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
457
00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:04,002
[BOTH LAUGHING]
458
00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:05,871
MAN:
Go U.S.A.!
459
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,739
MAN 2: Woo-hoo!
MAN 3: All right!
460
00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:09,441
[♪♪♪]
461
00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:23,322
[♪♪♪]
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