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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,974 --> 00:00:08,209 OH, I LOVE THESE SATURDAYS IN THE PARK. 2 00:00:08,242 --> 00:00:11,045 SOFT GRASS, THE CHIRPING BIRDS, 3 00:00:11,079 --> 00:00:12,714 THE EYEWITNESS NEWS TEAM. 4 00:00:12,747 --> 00:00:13,715 Crowd: SAVE THE PARK! 5 00:00:13,748 --> 00:00:16,150 SAVE THE PARK! SAVE THE PARK! 6 00:00:16,184 --> 00:00:17,251 KIND OF MAKES YOU WANT 7 00:00:17,285 --> 00:00:18,853 TO SCREAM AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS LIKE THOSE PEOPLE. 8 00:00:18,887 --> 00:00:20,589 LET'S EAT OVER THERE! 9 00:00:20,622 --> 00:00:22,857 NO! I PREFER THIS TABLE! 10 00:00:22,891 --> 00:00:24,425 IT'S IN THE SHADE! 11 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:25,794 HEY, LOOK! A BUTTERFLY! 12 00:00:25,827 --> 00:00:26,895 HEY, LOOK, SALLY! 13 00:00:26,928 --> 00:00:29,564 IT'S YOUR FRIEND DON! 14 00:00:29,598 --> 00:00:30,231 SALLY. 15 00:00:30,264 --> 00:00:31,800 DON. 16 00:00:31,833 --> 00:00:32,934 A WORD TO THE WISE. 17 00:00:32,967 --> 00:00:34,502 THERE'S TROUBLE IN THE PARK TODAY. 18 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:37,238 TROUBLE? UH-OH. I'D BETTER TAKE CARE OF MY BABY. 19 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:38,272 WHAT IS IT? 20 00:00:38,306 --> 00:00:40,909 SOMETIMES A WRINKLE RUNS THROUGH THE CITY, 21 00:00:40,942 --> 00:00:42,577 AND IT REARS UP ON ITS HAUNCHES 22 00:00:42,611 --> 00:00:45,814 LIKE AN UGLY MONKEY READY TO STRIKE. 23 00:00:45,847 --> 00:00:47,315 OH, DON, 24 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:50,118 YOU ALWAYS HAVE YOUR FINGER UP THE PULSE OF DANGER. 25 00:00:59,728 --> 00:01:01,630 HEY, MAN, YOU WANT TO SIGN THIS PETITION? 26 00:01:01,663 --> 00:01:04,065 THE TOWN'S GONNA DESTROY BATES PARK. 27 00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:06,635 UH, MAYBE IN A LITTLE WHILE. 28 00:01:06,668 --> 00:01:09,537 BUT THERE'S NO TIME. THE DOZERS ARE ON THEIR WAY. 29 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:10,772 OK. 30 00:01:10,805 --> 00:01:13,141 I'VE CHAINED MYSELF TO THE TREE. 31 00:01:13,174 --> 00:01:14,375 OH. YEAH. 32 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:16,410 SIR, SIR, EXCUSE ME. 33 00:01:16,444 --> 00:01:19,180 IS IT TRUE THAT YOU'VE CHAINED YOURSELF TO THAT TREE? 34 00:01:19,213 --> 00:01:21,750 YES, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'VE DONE. 35 00:01:21,783 --> 00:01:23,117 SO YOU WON'T FREE YOURSELF, 36 00:01:23,151 --> 00:01:25,787 EVEN THOUGH THE CITY BULLDOZERS ARE ON THEIR WAY? 37 00:01:25,820 --> 00:01:27,922 NO. I CANNOT DO THAT. 38 00:01:27,956 --> 00:01:29,490 YEAH! YES! 39 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:31,559 HE MAY BE AN ORGANIZED PROTESTER, 40 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,494 HE MAY BE A ROGUE MOUNTAIN MAN, 41 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:34,863 BUT ONE THING'S FOR SURE, 42 00:01:34,896 --> 00:01:37,065 HE MAY BE A HERO. 43 00:01:37,098 --> 00:01:38,800 WE GOT IT. 44 00:02:12,266 --> 00:02:13,134 Dick: HURRY UP! 45 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:14,535 I'M HURRYING. 46 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:16,237 IT'S ON THE RIGHT CHANNEL. 47 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:17,872 TV: ...SOME OF THE STORIES WE'RE TRACKING THIS HOUR-- 48 00:02:17,906 --> 00:02:20,641 A FIRE BREAKS OUT IN A NURSING HOME, 49 00:02:20,675 --> 00:02:21,810 THE SEARCH FOR SURVIVORS CONTINUES 50 00:02:21,843 --> 00:02:23,878 AT THE PARMA HEIGHTS MUDSLIDE, 51 00:02:23,912 --> 00:02:26,514 AND IN OUR SCIENCE WATCH, A VET PERFORMS AN OPERATION 52 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:28,783 THAT ALLOWS A CAT TO SMILE FOR THE FIRST TIME. 53 00:02:28,817 --> 00:02:32,687 AW, THAT'S THE HAPPIEST CAT IN THE WORLD. 54 00:02:32,721 --> 00:02:35,656 BUT TONIGHT'S TOP STORY: A PROTEST IN BATES PARK. 55 00:02:35,690 --> 00:02:36,991 WHOA! LOOK, I'M ON TV. 56 00:02:37,025 --> 00:02:37,892 AND YOU'RE WEARING MY SHIRT. 57 00:02:37,926 --> 00:02:39,493 MY SHIRT'S ON TELEVISION. 58 00:02:39,527 --> 00:02:40,962 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 59 00:02:43,732 --> 00:02:45,266 HELLO. 60 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:48,369 YES. HARRY SOLOMON LIVES HERE. 61 00:02:48,402 --> 00:02:50,705 OK, HOLD ON. 62 00:02:50,739 --> 00:02:53,574 HARRY HAS A PHONE CALL. 63 00:02:58,112 --> 00:02:59,680 A PHONE CALL. 64 00:02:59,714 --> 00:03:01,916 MY FIRST PHONE CALL. 65 00:03:03,852 --> 00:03:04,585 HOW DO I LOOK? 66 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:06,587 YOU LOOK FINE. 67 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:11,760 [DEEP] HELLO. 68 00:03:11,793 --> 00:03:13,895 UH-HUH. OK. 69 00:03:13,928 --> 00:03:16,464 WELL, I'LL HAVE TO TALK IT OVER WITH MY FAMILY. 70 00:03:16,497 --> 00:03:18,933 OK. BYE. 71 00:03:18,967 --> 00:03:19,968 WHO WAS THAT, HARRY? 72 00:03:20,001 --> 00:03:22,136 WHY, I-IT'S A MEMBER FROM THE INDEPENDENT PARTY. 73 00:03:22,170 --> 00:03:23,738 THEY SAID THEY SAW ME ON TV. 74 00:03:23,772 --> 00:03:26,174 THEY WANT ME TO RUN FOR CITY COUNCIL. 75 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:27,942 WHAT'S CITY COUNCIL? 76 00:03:27,976 --> 00:03:30,111 WELL, I THINK IT'S SOME SORT OF COUNCIL, 77 00:03:30,144 --> 00:03:32,180 HERE IN THE CITY. 78 00:03:32,213 --> 00:03:33,247 WAIT, COUNCIL? 79 00:03:33,281 --> 00:03:35,649 ACCORDING TO MY CIVICS CLASS, THAT'S GOVERNMENT. 80 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:38,686 OH. OH. THIS IS BIG. THIS IS BIG. 81 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,454 WE DO NOT WANT TO GET INVOLVED IN THIS. 82 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:42,356 NO, NO. THIS WILL ALLOW US TO GET ON THE INSIDE, 83 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:43,091 SEE HOW IT WORKS. 84 00:03:43,124 --> 00:03:44,092 WHAT ABOUT OUR VOW 85 00:03:44,125 --> 00:03:45,459 NOT TO ALTER THE COURSE OF THE PLANET? 86 00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:49,397 OH, PLEASE. IT'S ONLY POLITICS. 87 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:50,164 COME ON. 88 00:03:50,198 --> 00:03:51,933 WE DIVE IN, MASTER IT, 89 00:03:51,966 --> 00:03:55,003 GRAB A FEW VOTES, GET A LITTLE ACTION. NOBODY GETS HURT. 90 00:03:55,036 --> 00:03:56,270 HARRY, CALL THOSE PEOPLE BACK 91 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:57,238 AND TELL THEM YOU'LL RUN. 92 00:03:57,271 --> 00:03:58,239 ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE THE BOSS. 93 00:03:58,272 --> 00:04:01,675 SALLY, TOMMY, YOU ADVISE HARRY ON HIS CAMPAIGN. 94 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:02,911 I'M GOING TO GO REGISTER TO VOTE. 95 00:04:02,944 --> 00:04:04,478 SHOULDN'T WE ALL VOTE? 96 00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:06,547 OH, NO. WE DON'T WANT TO AROUSE SUSPICION. 97 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,749 ONE IN FOUR SEEMS RIGHT. 98 00:04:11,886 --> 00:04:14,755 AND HERE'S A LIST OF CANDIDATES AND REFERENDUMS. 99 00:04:14,789 --> 00:04:15,824 SO, YOU'RE ALL SET. 100 00:04:15,857 --> 00:04:17,625 YOU COME BACK HERE IN TWO WEEKS TO VOTE. 101 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:21,729 RIGHT, AND HOW MANY TIMES DO I GET TO VOTE? 102 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,597 ONE TIME. 103 00:04:23,631 --> 00:04:25,299 AND IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT I'M BRILLIANT? 104 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:28,202 NO. 105 00:04:28,236 --> 00:04:30,905 HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW TALL I AM? 106 00:04:30,939 --> 00:04:33,007 WE ALL GET ONE VOTE. 107 00:04:33,041 --> 00:04:35,109 SO YOUR OPINION COUNTS EQUALLY WITH MINE? 108 00:04:35,143 --> 00:04:36,444 YOU GOT IT. 109 00:04:36,477 --> 00:04:37,311 YOU'RE AWFULLY SMUG 110 00:04:37,345 --> 00:04:40,081 FOR A MAN WHO WORKS AT A FOLDING TABLE. 111 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:45,719 OK. LET'S SEE. 112 00:04:45,753 --> 00:04:49,057 FOR MAYOR: HECKY MULLIGAN. 113 00:04:49,090 --> 00:04:49,858 HMM. 114 00:04:49,891 --> 00:04:50,859 FUNNY NAME. 115 00:04:50,892 --> 00:04:53,094 I LIKE THAT IN A MAYOR. 116 00:04:53,127 --> 00:04:54,963 HECKY MULLIGAN? 117 00:04:54,996 --> 00:04:56,597 HOW CAN YOU VOTE FOR HECKY MULLIGAN? 118 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,166 NINA, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? 119 00:04:58,199 --> 00:05:00,468 HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M NOT VOTING FOR MULLIGAN? 120 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:02,170 I THOUGHT YOU WERE A DEMOCRAT. 121 00:05:02,203 --> 00:05:03,537 AND WHY DO YOU THINK I'M A DEMOCRAT? 122 00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:04,906 BECAUSE I'M BLACK? 123 00:05:04,939 --> 00:05:06,374 GO AHEAD. VOTE FOR MULLIGAN. 124 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:07,876 I'M NOT VOTING FOR MULLIGAN. 125 00:05:07,909 --> 00:05:09,777 WAIT, I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 126 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:12,480 WHY ARE YOU GETTING SO WORKED UP OVER POLITICS? 127 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:14,115 IT'S SIMPLE. YOU VOTE FOR THE BEST MAN. 128 00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:15,016 THE BEST MAN WINS. 129 00:05:15,049 --> 00:05:16,184 OR WOMAN. 130 00:05:16,217 --> 00:05:17,551 PFFT. 131 00:05:20,354 --> 00:05:22,056 OH, THAT'S PRICELESS. 132 00:05:26,594 --> 00:05:28,596 WHAT, HECKY'S A WOMAN? 133 00:05:33,401 --> 00:05:35,970 FRANK GANSMILLER. GLAD TO KNOW YOU. 134 00:05:36,004 --> 00:05:37,271 HEY, BETTY, 135 00:05:37,305 --> 00:05:39,740 THAT NEW SPEED BUMP KEEPING TEENAGERS AWAY? 136 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:42,176 GREAT. GOOD. 137 00:05:42,210 --> 00:05:44,578 NORMA, TOM, PATTY, 138 00:05:44,612 --> 00:05:46,480 CATHY, CARL. 139 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:48,883 TOO BAD ABOUT THAT WAREHOUSE FIRE. 140 00:05:48,917 --> 00:05:51,785 I'M GLAD TO HEAR THE INSURANCE CAME THROUGH. 141 00:05:54,388 --> 00:05:55,890 HARRY SOLOMON. 142 00:05:55,924 --> 00:05:58,259 I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE IN MY LIFE. 143 00:06:01,095 --> 00:06:03,431 HI. I'M HARRY SOLOMON. 144 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:06,267 A SIMPLE MIND FOR SIMPLE PEOPLE. 145 00:06:08,903 --> 00:06:10,404 I CAN'T BELIEVE DR. SOLOMON 146 00:06:10,438 --> 00:06:12,740 IS LETTING HIS BROTHER RUN AGAINST GANSMILLER. 147 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:14,475 NO ONE CAN DIG UP THE DIRT LIKE GANSMILLER. 148 00:06:14,508 --> 00:06:16,210 THE MAN'S A BACKHOE. 149 00:06:19,147 --> 00:06:22,883 IT'S A PIECE OF EQUIPMENT. 150 00:06:22,917 --> 00:06:24,485 OK. 151 00:06:28,256 --> 00:06:32,860 [SNIFFS] 152 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,328 DON. 153 00:06:34,362 --> 00:06:35,429 SALLY. 154 00:06:35,463 --> 00:06:36,497 WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? 155 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:40,701 MY BROTHER THREW HIS HEAD INTO THE RING. 156 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:41,602 YOU MEAN HIS HAT? 157 00:06:41,635 --> 00:06:44,672 YEAH, SURE. HIS HAT. WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? 158 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:45,873 OH, THE USUAL. 159 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,075 LOOKING FOR TROUBLE, 160 00:06:47,108 --> 00:06:49,310 MAKING SURE IT DOESN'T HAPPEN. 161 00:06:49,343 --> 00:06:50,578 PUNCH? 162 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:53,581 TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT. 163 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:55,116 OHH. 164 00:06:57,185 --> 00:06:58,019 FRANK GANSMILLER. 165 00:06:58,052 --> 00:06:59,020 DICK SOLOMON. 166 00:06:59,053 --> 00:07:00,154 NICE TO KNOW YOU, DICK. 167 00:07:00,188 --> 00:07:01,622 I FEEL IT ONLY FAIR TO WARN YOU 168 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:03,624 THAT YOUR CHALLENGER IS MY BROTHER HARRY, 169 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:05,526 AND I AM NOT A MAN EASILY SWAYED. 170 00:07:05,559 --> 00:07:06,995 DICK, I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND. 171 00:07:07,028 --> 00:07:08,396 MARY, THIS IS FRANK GANSMILLER. 172 00:07:08,429 --> 00:07:10,564 THIS MUST BE THE LITTLE LADY. 173 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:13,101 THIS MUST BE THE LITTLE MAN. 174 00:07:16,037 --> 00:07:18,206 DICK, IT'S ALL RIGHT, 175 00:07:18,239 --> 00:07:20,608 AS LONG AS MARY TURNS OUT TO VOTE, ALTHOUGH... 176 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:22,343 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE. 177 00:07:22,376 --> 00:07:27,081 OH, YES. SHE IS. SHE'S 44. 178 00:07:27,115 --> 00:07:28,849 MR. GANSMILLER-- 179 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:30,218 FRANK-- 180 00:07:30,251 --> 00:07:32,653 WHEN I DO VOTE, IT WON'T BE FOR YOU. 181 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:37,825 MARY, DICK, LET ME GET SERIOUS FOR JUST A MOMENT. 182 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:42,096 "WHY SHOULD I VOTE FOR FRANK GANSMILLER?" YOU ASK. 183 00:07:42,130 --> 00:07:43,998 I DIDN'T ASK. 184 00:07:44,032 --> 00:07:46,000 MARY WON'T LET ME GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING, WILL SHE, DICK? 185 00:07:46,034 --> 00:07:48,702 NOT A THING, FRANK. 186 00:07:48,736 --> 00:07:50,671 WHY SHOULD I VOTE FOR FRANK GANSMILLER, FRANK? 187 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:52,906 GOOD QUESTION, DICK. 188 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:54,908 BECAUSE I WANT TO TAKE MONEY 189 00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:56,910 OUT OF THE DRUG DEALERS' POCKETS 190 00:07:56,944 --> 00:07:58,879 AND GIVE IT BACK TO THE PEOPLE. 191 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:00,281 OH. FRANK'S RIGHT. 192 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:02,050 I WANT SOME OF THAT DRUG MONEY. 193 00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:05,453 Woman: ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, 194 00:08:05,486 --> 00:08:07,455 IT'S TIME TO HEAR FROM OUR CANDIDATES. 195 00:08:07,488 --> 00:08:11,692 FIRST UP, OUR INCUMBENT, FRANK GANSMILLER. 196 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:12,760 THANK YOU. 197 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:14,895 NO. NO. YOU KNOW WHAT? 198 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:16,797 YOU ALL KNOW ME. 199 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,532 LET'S GIVE THE NEW KID A CHANCE. 200 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:21,202 YES. YES. THIS IS A GREAT MAN. 201 00:08:33,081 --> 00:08:39,587 THANK YOU, FELLOW RUTHERFORDONIANITES. 202 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:43,057 I'M HERE BECAUSE OF ALL YOU PEOPLE. 203 00:08:43,091 --> 00:08:46,060 MEN, WOMEN... 204 00:08:46,094 --> 00:08:47,128 'COURSE IF I HAD MY WAY, 205 00:08:47,161 --> 00:08:50,331 THERE'D BE, LIKE, A LOT MORE WOMEN. 206 00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:51,732 HEY, YOU KNOW, IN ANY GIVEN DAY, 207 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:54,001 I SEE MAYBE ONE, TWO WOMEN TOPS. 208 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,170 I WANT TO SEE MORE WOMEN. 209 00:08:56,204 --> 00:08:58,306 EVERYWHERE I GO, MORE WOMEN. 210 00:08:58,339 --> 00:09:00,174 MORE WOMEN IN THE WORKPLACE. YES! 211 00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:01,409 OK. 212 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:06,114 VOTE HARRY S. SOLOMON. 213 00:09:06,147 --> 00:09:09,917 THE "S" STANDS FOR KNOW-HOW. 214 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,655 I'M SORRY. 215 00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:16,624 SNOW-HOW. 216 00:09:24,165 --> 00:09:25,133 TURN IT OFF. 217 00:09:25,166 --> 00:09:28,936 I'VE SEEN ENOUGH. 218 00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:30,504 ALL RIGHT, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT ON HIM? 219 00:09:32,473 --> 00:09:34,275 NOTHING. 220 00:09:34,308 --> 00:09:35,376 HE'S CLEAN. 221 00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:38,312 NOTHING? HE MUST HAVE SOMETHING ROTTEN IN HIS PAST. 222 00:09:38,346 --> 00:09:39,380 HE'S HUMAN, ISN'T HE? 223 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:41,014 LOOK, I'VE DONE EVERY BACKGROUND CHECK PERSONALLY. 224 00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:41,982 THERE'S NOTHING. 225 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:45,253 IT'S LIKE HE FELL OUT OF THE SKY. 226 00:09:45,286 --> 00:09:46,687 WHAT ABOUT DRINKING? NO. 227 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,088 GAMBLING? NO. 228 00:09:48,122 --> 00:09:49,557 BAD CHECKS? TAX EVASION? 229 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:50,724 NO. 230 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:52,826 PORNOGRAPHY? DRUG ADDICTION? 231 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:53,994 BAD HAIRPIECE? 232 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:56,063 NO. 233 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,531 ZERO DIVIDED BY ZERO. 234 00:09:57,565 --> 00:09:59,467 ZIP. NADA. BUPKIS. 235 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:01,602 BUPKIS, HUH? 236 00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:04,305 WH-WH-WHAT DOES BUPKIS MEAN? 237 00:10:04,338 --> 00:10:05,239 NOTHING. 238 00:10:05,273 --> 00:10:07,408 UHH. THOUGHT SO. 239 00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,076 YOU KNOW... 240 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,445 IT'S ALMOST AS IF HE WERE... 241 00:10:11,479 --> 00:10:15,583 AMISH. 242 00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:18,085 DAMN! 243 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:21,689 NO PAST. NO EXPERIENCE. NO RECORD. 244 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:24,692 THE PERFECT CANDIDATE. 245 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:26,360 WAIT A MINUTE. 246 00:10:26,394 --> 00:10:28,362 WHAT ABOUT THAT SISTER OF HIS? 247 00:10:28,396 --> 00:10:29,797 YOU LEAVE HER OUT OF IT. 248 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:33,133 OOH. COPPER'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND. 249 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:40,908 SHOULD THERE BE A TOLL 250 00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:43,143 ON THE CHERRY STREET BRIDGE? 251 00:10:43,177 --> 00:10:44,812 WELL, I NEVER USE IT. 252 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:46,680 YES. 253 00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:48,382 YES. 254 00:10:48,416 --> 00:10:50,017 BUT WHAT IF I START USING IT? 255 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:50,818 NO. 256 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,920 SMART MONEY ON NO. 257 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:53,754 WHAT AM I THINKING? 258 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:54,955 THERE'S NOTHING GOOD ON CHERRY STREET. 259 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,157 YES. 260 00:10:57,191 --> 00:10:59,460 NO. 261 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:01,329 NO, YES. 262 00:11:01,362 --> 00:11:05,165 A RESOUNDING "NO YES." 263 00:11:05,199 --> 00:11:06,800 OK. LET'S MOVE ON TO THE CANDIDATES. 264 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,302 THIS SHOULD BE A NO-BRAINER. 265 00:11:08,336 --> 00:11:10,804 CITY COUNCIL, DISTRICT NINE. 266 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:12,606 HARRY SOLOMON. 267 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:16,109 YEE-AHH. 268 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:17,378 WHAT? 269 00:11:17,411 --> 00:11:19,247 DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE VOTING FOR GANSMILLER? 270 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:20,481 DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE VOTING FOR HARRY? 271 00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:21,782 WELL, YES, I'M VOTING FOR HARRY. 272 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,083 WELL, THEN YOU'RE VOTING WRONG. 273 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:25,185 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS VOTING WRONG. 274 00:11:25,219 --> 00:11:28,121 YES. THERE IS. YOU'RE DOING IT. 275 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:31,191 YOU'RE MAKING A MOCKERY OF THIS WHOLE ELECTION BY VOTING WRONG. 276 00:11:31,225 --> 00:11:33,561 IT'S MY VOTE. I GET TO USE IT ANY WAY I WANT. 277 00:11:33,594 --> 00:11:34,995 WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING A DEMOCRACY 278 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,830 IF PEOPLE GO AROUND VOTING WRONG? 279 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,332 IN MY OPINION, 280 00:11:38,366 --> 00:11:41,101 DEMOCRACY IS DOING JUST FINE THE WAY IT IS. 281 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:43,371 WELL, YOUR OPINION IS WRONG! 282 00:11:43,404 --> 00:11:46,106 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE VOTING AGAINST YOUR OWN BROTHER. 283 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,908 HA. JUST WATCH ME. 284 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,443 DICK, 285 00:11:49,477 --> 00:11:51,712 YOU'RE NOT GONNA VOTE FOR ME? 286 00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:53,947 WELL, THAT HURTS, 287 00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:55,916 AND I KNOW, 288 00:11:55,949 --> 00:12:01,355 BECAUSE I FEEL YOUR PAIN. 289 00:12:01,389 --> 00:12:06,394 BUT HARRY SOLOMON IS NOT WORRIED... 290 00:12:06,427 --> 00:12:08,829 BECAUSE HARRY SOLOMON KNOWS 291 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:11,565 THAT HARRY SOLOMON CAN WIN. 292 00:12:11,599 --> 00:12:13,567 HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY WIN? 293 00:12:13,601 --> 00:12:16,437 BECAUSE HARRY SOLOMON APPEALS 294 00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:18,839 TO BOTH SIDES. 295 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:26,980 VOTE FOR HARRY SOLOMON. 296 00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:28,582 OW! 297 00:12:30,718 --> 00:12:31,819 HI. 298 00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:33,321 HEY, MS. DUPCHEK, YOU WANT A BUTTON? 299 00:12:33,354 --> 00:12:35,389 YEAH. 300 00:12:35,423 --> 00:12:36,824 I'M GLAD HARRY IS STANDING UP 301 00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:39,693 FOR GOOD OLD-FASHIONED FAMILY VALUES. 302 00:12:39,727 --> 00:12:41,762 YOU COULD LEARN FROM THIS LESSON, SALLY. 303 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:42,996 NEVER DATE A GUY 304 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:45,098 IF HE'S NOT GOOD TO HIS WIFE AND KIDS. 305 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,177 DON. 306 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,646 SALLY. 307 00:12:58,679 --> 00:13:00,180 WE HAVE TO TALK. 308 00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:06,787 YOUR BROTHER IS PLAYING WITH MATCHES, 309 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,522 AND THAT'S HOW FIRES START. 310 00:13:08,556 --> 00:13:10,691 I KNOW MY WAY AROUND A HOSE. 311 00:13:18,766 --> 00:13:20,834 THIS ELECTION COULD TURN UGLY, 312 00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,470 VERY UGLY. 313 00:13:22,503 --> 00:13:23,404 I SHOULDN'T BE TELLING YOU THIS, 314 00:13:23,437 --> 00:13:25,639 BUT I HAD TO WARN YOU. 315 00:13:25,673 --> 00:13:28,676 YOU'RE THE ONLY THING IN MY LIFE THAT ISN'T DIRTY. 316 00:13:28,709 --> 00:13:31,512 A GIRL CAN'T STAY CLEAN FOREVER IN A TOWN LIKE THIS. 317 00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:33,714 DON'T TALK LIKE THAT, SALLY. 318 00:13:33,747 --> 00:13:36,116 YOU'VE GOT A GREAT PAIR OF GETAWAY STICKS. 319 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,184 NOW, USE THEM. 320 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:38,586 COME ON, DON. 321 00:13:38,619 --> 00:13:39,887 BE STRAIGHT WITH ME. 322 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,789 YOU OWE ME THAT MUCH. 323 00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:43,891 FOLLOW THE MONEY, SALLY. 324 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,493 FOLLOW THE MONEY. 325 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,465 [WHISPERING] Solomon. 326 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:58,406 Gansmiller. 327 00:13:58,439 --> 00:13:59,807 GLAD YOU CAME. 328 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,943 WOW, THAT'S SOMETHING I DON'T HEAR VERY OFTEN. 329 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,315 SOLOMON, 330 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,584 THIS ELECTION MEANS A LOT TO ME. 331 00:14:10,618 --> 00:14:12,185 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE CUT A DEAL? 332 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:14,988 WELL, WHAT SORT OF DEAL? 333 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,657 YOU DROP OUT OF THE RACE. 334 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,992 I'LL MAKE YOU BUILDING INSPECTOR. 335 00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:21,729 WHY DO I WANT TO BE BUILDING INSPECTOR? 336 00:14:21,762 --> 00:14:25,198 BECAUSE WHEN THE BUILDING INSPECTOR LOOKS THE OTHER WAY, 337 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,134 HE GETS AN ENVELOPE. 338 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,669 WELL, WHAT IF THE BUILDING INSPECTOR 339 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:31,739 DOESN'T LOOK THE OTHER WAY? 340 00:14:31,772 --> 00:14:33,607 HE ALWAYS LOOKS THE OTHER WAY. 341 00:14:33,641 --> 00:14:36,376 WELL, WHAT'S SO SPECIAL THE OTHER WAY? 342 00:14:36,410 --> 00:14:37,778 THE ENVELOPE. 343 00:14:37,811 --> 00:14:40,313 WELL, WHAT'S IN THE ENVELOPE? 344 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:41,982 I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU WHAT'S IN THE ENVELOPE. 345 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,150 WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO, 346 00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:44,718 BUT I SURE WOULD APPRECIATE IT. 347 00:14:44,752 --> 00:14:46,153 LOOK! 348 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,388 WHAT WILL IT TAKE YOU TO DROP OUT OF THIS RACE? 349 00:14:48,422 --> 00:14:50,290 WELL, DON'T ASK ME. 350 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,926 I'M NOT THE ONE WHO MAKES THE DECISIONS. 351 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:53,661 YOU AREN'T? 352 00:14:53,694 --> 00:14:55,228 NO. NEVER HAVE. NEVER WILL. 353 00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:58,065 I JUST SORT OF FOLLOW ORDERS. 354 00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,332 WHOSE? 355 00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,969 WELL, WE SORT OF HAVE A LEADER. 356 00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,504 WE? 357 00:15:03,537 --> 00:15:05,405 THE FAMILY. 358 00:15:05,439 --> 00:15:08,542 THE FAMILY. 359 00:15:08,576 --> 00:15:10,043 THANK YOU, SOLOMON. 360 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,145 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 361 00:15:14,848 --> 00:15:16,283 Announcer: HARRY SOLOMON, 362 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,852 HOW MUCH DO WE KNOW ABOUT HIM? 363 00:15:18,886 --> 00:15:20,754 HE CLAIMS TO BE A FAMILY MAN, 364 00:15:20,788 --> 00:15:22,456 BUT WHAT KIND OF FAMILY? 365 00:15:22,490 --> 00:15:25,025 THERE'S NO HARD PROOF THAT THE SOLOMONS ARE LINKED 366 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,126 TO THE GAMBINIS, 367 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,529 THE GENOVESES, AND THE CORLEONES, 368 00:15:28,562 --> 00:15:31,398 BUT IS THAT A RISK YOU'RE WILLING TO TAKE? 369 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,733 HARRY SOLOMON: 370 00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:34,702 AN OFFER YOU CAN REFUSE. 371 00:15:34,735 --> 00:15:38,739 PAID FOR BY DECENT GOD-FEARING CITIZENS FOR GANSMILLER. 372 00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:40,340 HOW CAN THEY SAY THAT? 373 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,810 WE CAN'T BE IN THE MOB. WE'RE FROM OHIO. 374 00:15:42,843 --> 00:15:44,712 THAT'S TERRIBLE. 375 00:15:44,745 --> 00:15:46,647 OH, DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK, 376 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,749 DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK. 377 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:51,418 DICK, DICK. 378 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,853 YOU ARE SO OUT OF THE GAME. 379 00:15:52,886 --> 00:15:54,087 THAT WAS A GIMMIE. 380 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:56,790 HE MENTIONED MY NAME LIKE 20 TIMES. 381 00:15:56,824 --> 00:15:58,058 THAT WAS GREAT PUBLICITY. 382 00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,893 BUT HE--HE'S A LIAR. 383 00:15:59,927 --> 00:16:03,531 DICK, LET ME TALK TO YOU LIKE YOU'RE A 2-YEAR-OLD. 384 00:16:03,564 --> 00:16:06,567 YOU KNOW HOW WHEN YOU SEE A COMMERCIAL FOR CHEERIOS, 385 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,969 AND THEY KEEP SHOWING YOU CHEERIOS, 386 00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:12,606 AND YOU REALLY WANT CHEERIOS? 387 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:14,742 DO WE HAVE ANY CHEERIOS? 388 00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:25,385 AAH-SS-SS- AAH-GOODOO. 389 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:26,520 WHAT? 390 00:16:26,554 --> 00:16:27,888 NOTHING, SIR. 391 00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:29,256 I'M SORRY I'M LATE, SIR. 392 00:16:31,925 --> 00:16:32,860 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 393 00:16:32,893 --> 00:16:33,861 I'M KISSING YOUR RING. 394 00:16:33,894 --> 00:16:35,262 I'M NOT WEARING A RING. 395 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,731 I'M SORRY. PLEASE DON'T HAVE ME WHACKED. 396 00:16:37,765 --> 00:16:40,400 WHACKED? WHAT KIND OF NONSENSE IS THIS? 397 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:43,170 WELL, SIR, WE JUST WANT TO PAY YOU THE PROPER RESPECTS. 398 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,171 YEAH. WE DIDN'T KNOW. 399 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:45,138 KNOW WHAT? 400 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:49,342 ABOUT YOUR FAMILY CONNECTIONS, DON SOLOMON. 401 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,078 IT'S THAT STUPID AD. 402 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,946 IT'S A COMPLETE AND UTTER LIE. 403 00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:54,481 I WOULD HOPE YOU PEOPLE WOULD KNOW BETTER. 404 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:55,816 OH, YEAH. RIGHT. 405 00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,718 GOOD, BECAUSE I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ALL I CAN TAKE 406 00:16:57,751 --> 00:16:58,852 OF THIS ELECTION FOOLISHNESS. 407 00:16:58,886 --> 00:17:00,220 AAH! AAH! AI-YI-YI! 408 00:17:00,988 --> 00:17:02,055 OH! 409 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:03,724 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 410 00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:06,326 YOUR POLITICAL SYSTEM IS A SHAM. 411 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,328 IT'S NOTHING BUT LIES AND PROPAGANDA. 412 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,963 LOOK WHAT IT'S DONE TO YOU. 413 00:17:09,997 --> 00:17:12,666 YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL WHO'D GOOD OR BAD OR RIGHT OR WRONG. 414 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:14,367 GIVE ME SCIENCE. 415 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:15,268 AT LEAST WITH PHYSICS 416 00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:16,970 YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE THE RIGHT ANSWER. 417 00:17:17,004 --> 00:17:18,438 I NEVER DO. 418 00:17:21,675 --> 00:17:23,110 CANNOLI? 419 00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:32,853 OH, I'LL BE SO GLAD WHEN THIS ELECTION IS OVER. 420 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:34,955 HERE, DO SOMETHING WITH THIS. 421 00:17:34,988 --> 00:17:36,757 I'M SO CONFUSED. 422 00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:38,759 I HARDLY EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 423 00:17:41,729 --> 00:17:44,431 YOU'RE SITTING ON YOUR CANNOLI. 424 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:45,498 AAH! 425 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:46,700 LOOK AT THIS. 426 00:17:46,734 --> 00:17:48,769 EVERYTHING'S OUT OF CONTROL. 427 00:17:48,802 --> 00:17:49,770 WHAT'S WRONG? 428 00:17:49,803 --> 00:17:51,639 WHAT'S WRONG? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG. 429 00:17:51,672 --> 00:17:52,806 I'M TRYING TO VOTE MY CONSCIENCE, 430 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:55,542 AND I--I CAN'T EVEN HEAR IT ANYMORE. 431 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,344 I HAVE ONLY TWO CHOICES FOR CITY COUNCIL: 432 00:17:57,377 --> 00:18:01,014 A PROFESSIONAL LIAR, AND MY BROTHER THE JOKE. 433 00:18:01,048 --> 00:18:03,316 NEITHER OF THEM SHOULD EVEN BE RUNNING FOR OFFICE. 434 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:04,351 THERE IS NO CHOICE. 435 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:05,853 MY ONLY CHOICE IS NOT TO VOTE AT ALL. 436 00:18:05,886 --> 00:18:07,454 DEMOCRACY IS HORRIBLE, 437 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,456 ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE. 438 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:13,994 YOU'RE SO RIGHT. 439 00:18:14,027 --> 00:18:16,897 DEMOCRACY IS THE WORST FORM OF GOVERNMENT THERE IS... 440 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:18,899 EXCEPT FOR ALL OF THE OTHERS, 441 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,468 AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHY YOU HAVE TO VOTE. 442 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:22,202 NO. 443 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,336 YES. NO. 444 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:25,072 YES. 445 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,074 IF YOU DON'T VOTE, YOU CAN'T COMPLAIN. 446 00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:28,776 BUT COMPLAINING IS ALL I HAVE LEFT. 447 00:18:30,844 --> 00:18:32,746 THE SYSTEM ISN'T PERFECT, 448 00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:34,581 BUT IT'S IMPORTANT TO PARTICIPATE 449 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,349 EVEN IF YOU GET IT WRONG. 450 00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:37,751 JUST GO TO THE POLLS 451 00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:41,154 AND DO WHAT YOU THINK IS RIGHT. 452 00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:44,157 THINGS WERE SO MUCH SIMPLER WHERE I COME FROM. 453 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:45,893 THERE'S ONLY ONE BIG, GIANT OFFICE, 454 00:18:45,926 --> 00:18:48,662 AND WHOEVER OUTRUNS THE FIREBALL WINS. 455 00:18:52,733 --> 00:18:55,102 OH, GAI, 456 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:59,072 OH, GUHH, OH. 457 00:18:59,106 --> 00:19:02,075 [POUNDS METAL] 458 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:14,321 OH, HOHH HOHH. 459 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,522 OH, GOD. 460 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,390 I HOPE I DID THE RIGHT THING. 461 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,498 TV: AND THE RESULTS FOR CITY COUNCIL ARE IN. 462 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:28,769 THE INCUMBENT FRANK GANSMILLER IS THE WINNER. 463 00:19:31,739 --> 00:19:34,341 SO, I WOULD BE... 464 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,744 LOSER. 465 00:19:36,777 --> 00:19:38,245 OK. 466 00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:39,612 OK. 467 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:41,614 I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL FOR SUPPORTING-- 468 00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:43,784 ALRIGHTY. 469 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:48,555 HARRY, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I VOTED FOR YOU. 470 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,390 TV: AND TO TOP OFF THIS NIGHT OF FIRSTS, 471 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,325 THERE WAS ALSO ONE WRITE-IN VOTE 472 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,762 FOR A DR. MARY ALBRIGHT. 473 00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:01,468 THAT SELF-SERVING BITCH! 474 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:09,109 I JUST HAD TO COME OVER 475 00:20:09,142 --> 00:20:10,377 AND SAY GREAT JOB, KID. 476 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,780 IT WAS A TOUGH CAMPAIGN ALL AROUND. 477 00:20:12,813 --> 00:20:16,183 GLAD TO SEE NO ONE WENT NEGATIVE. 478 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:19,019 IS THAT ENVELOPE JOB STILL AVAILABLE? 479 00:20:20,754 --> 00:20:22,622 NO. 480 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,960 TOUGH LUCK, KIDDO, 481 00:20:26,994 --> 00:20:29,329 BUT YOUR FAMILY'S BETTER OFF. 482 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:32,365 SPEND YOUR LIFE AROUND GARBAGE, YOU START TO STINK. 483 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:34,534 I DON'T LIKE THE TASTE OF LOSING, DON. 484 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,603 IT TASTES LIKE A BAD EGG, 485 00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:41,208 YOU KNOW, THE KIND THAT GIVES YOU THE BURPS. 486 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,911 DURING THIS ELECTION I'VE DONE SOME THINGS, SALLY, 487 00:20:43,944 --> 00:20:45,779 SOME THINGS I'M NOT SO PROUD OF. 488 00:20:45,813 --> 00:20:47,547 DID I KNOW BETTER? SURE, 489 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,283 BUT IT'S THIS-- THIS TOWN... 490 00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:52,252 THIS CRAZY TOWN. 491 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:55,522 MAKES YOU WANT TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH. 492 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:57,057 YOU'RE IN LUCK. 493 00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,525 I'M PACKIN'. 494 00:21:01,161 --> 00:21:02,495 SO, DOCTOR SOLOMON, 495 00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:04,197 DID YOU HEAR SOMEONE VOTED FOR ME? 496 00:21:04,231 --> 00:21:06,934 YES, I THINK I DID HEAR THAT SOMEWHERE. 497 00:21:06,967 --> 00:21:09,102 I WONDER WHERE THAT VOTE COULD HAVE COME FROM? 498 00:21:09,136 --> 00:21:11,805 WHO KNOWS? IT IS A SECRET BALLOT. 499 00:21:11,839 --> 00:21:13,073 IT WAS ME, DR. ALBRIGHT. 500 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,407 I VOTED FOR YOU. 501 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,543 NO, YOU DIDN'T. 502 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:17,344 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 503 00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:18,912 IT WAS A SECRET BALLOT. 504 00:21:18,946 --> 00:21:19,980 [SNIFFS] 505 00:21:20,013 --> 00:21:21,982 DAMN! 506 00:21:28,856 --> 00:21:30,790 I THINK WE SHOULD VOTE FOR WHO'S HIGH COMMANDER. 507 00:21:30,824 --> 00:21:32,459 SURE. WE'RE IN A DEMOCRACY. 508 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:33,593 WELL, CAN WE VOTE FOR OURSELVES? 509 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:34,127 OF COURSE. 510 00:21:34,161 --> 00:21:36,263 All: I VOTE FOR ME. 511 00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:38,131 HIGH COMMANDER BREAKS THE TIE. I WIN. 512 00:21:38,165 --> 00:21:39,732 WAIT, WAIT. LET'S VOTE AGAIN. 513 00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:41,034 ONLY THIS TIME I VOTE FOR HARRY. 514 00:21:41,068 --> 00:21:42,102 AH-AH, THIS IS AMERICA. 515 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:43,203 YOU'VE GOT TO WAIT FOUR YEARS. 516 00:21:43,236 --> 00:21:46,373 OH, PLEASE. THAT'S NOT FAIR! 517 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,141 GOD BLESS AMERICA. 34418

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