All language subtitles for The Three Musketeers (2011) 2160p Hoetinkhof79

KINGDOM OF FRANCE

< The dawn of the 17th century.

< After the assassination of
his father, the young Louis XIII...

...ascends to the throne of France.

< The once peaceful nation is
surrounded by enemies on all sides.

< Within the same
borders as France...

...Cardinal Richelieu
hatches plots to seize power.

< The clumsy Louis and
his new bride, Queen Anne...

...They find themselves no longer having friends.

< Europe is a powder keg
just waiting to explode...

...in a war that will set
the entire continent on fire.

< Few men can now stop
the coming Apocalypse.

< Come on, marsch!

Stop!

Do not do it. So careless?

The feeling is mutual.

For future occasions "I love you" would
have been a more appropriate response.

- And you could only say hello.
- What fun was there?

- How was the bishop?
- Not as good as you.

You are an incorrigible woman.

I bet you say
that to all the girls.

Sir, I am a good person!

- Let me caress your breasts!
- Keep your hands to yourself!

Hallowed be Your name,
Your kingdom come...

...Thy will be done, on
earth as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our daily
bread and forgive us our debts...

...as we forgive
our debtors. Amen.

I assure you!

- What?
- The key.

Do you mean this key?

Ouch!

Who are you?

< I'm not a priest.
- I'm not a real lady.

I have ten minutes.

< Once upon a time
there was a young girl...

...to whom the pain did nothing at all.

But she had a bad habit of doing it
with a chicken, a frog and a bunny.

I expected more from a
man of your reputation.

I imagine you have no idea where
she can find Athos and Aramis.

Um...

Names unknown to me.

You French spies are
very arrogant and foolish.

- And you are so...
- Intoxicating.

It's a mystery that it took
him so long to capture you.

- Ah, but you didn't!
< How, please?

You didn't catch me.

- Then why are you here?
- To capture you.

The key.

Long live France!

Da Vinci's Crypt!

Leonardo had studied it...

...to protect the designs
of his greatest inventions.

Let's proceed.

Now.

Your part is done.
Why don't you stay here?

- See you at the meeting point.
- We came together...

...we're leaving together.

- I'm going.
- Wait.

Too easy.

Pressure plates under the floor.

- < I could climb the walls.
- < A rope along the ceiling.

< There might be
a trap there too.

At that time? We don't have all night!

Are you absolutely certain that
there are no hidden passages...

...and no secret tunnels?
- Very sure. It's a crypt.

- Only one entrance and only one exit.
- Optimal!

I want these musketeers dead!

The guards change in
two minutes, maybe less.

Less!

- And now?
- C'est la vie?

No... contingency plan.

Found!

- Athos, you know what's up there, right?
- Hold your breath.

- Street! Street!
- Out!

Go back down there! Right away!

- Go ahead, say it!
- I love you!

Sorry to spoil the mood, but it
would be better to go elsewhere.

For once I think
the priest is right!

- < All for one!
- < One for all!

- What do we do now?
- We're going back to Paris.

- And then where?
- Wherever they want to send us...

- There we will serve France.
- That's what we do.

- You know I love you.
- I know.

So please understand
that it's nothing personal...

...it's just business.

She made me a better offer.

Oh, Athos...

Buckingham!

A toxin.

In case you were wondering,
it wasn't in the drink...

...it was in the glasses...

...inactive until she came
into contact with the liquid.

Don't worry, it's not lethal.

Although I suspect
some of you would want it.

You take all the risks
and I get the glory.

It doesn't seem right at all.

Just so as not to leave you empty-handed,
I want to give you some advice.

Don't trust anyone,
especially women...

...so you will live longer.

Tell him you loved him just
before you cheated on him!

I must say it was cruel
even to my principles.

I only took the prize away from him.

You took much more from him.

Finally the war machine!

Look down.

It's a trick an old
friend taught me.

Your opponent will not
always be as noble as you.

Remember it!

- There's nothing left for me to teach you.
- I doubt it, father.

Keep it.

It has been passed down
from generation to generation.

It's yours now.

The musketeer's weapon.

The real musketeer weapon is here.

- All for one...
- One for all.

- You remind me of someone.
- Let me guess... You!

No, the man I wish I had
been when I was your age.

It's time for you to hit the road.

Take this bag, there
are 15 crowns in it.

They will be enough to get you
to Paris and you will need a horse.

Your mother insists
that you take Margherita.

- I know it's not much but...
- It's already too much.

Take care of yourself, my
son, and try to avoid fighting.

If I'm going to be a musketeer,
I'm going to have to fight.

Then don't be the first if you can.

- I have just one piece of advice for you.
- I know, don't get in trouble.

Wrong, get yourself in trouble.

Make mistakes!

Fight, love, live.

And he always remembers:

you are a Gascon and you are our son.

Now you go.

Let's teach him a good lesson.

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What in God's name is that?

And the beast that mounts
doesn't seem like much to me.

- Groom. - Gentleman?
- Please look after my horse.

Oh! Is it a horse then?

To my friends he was a cow.

Excuse me...

I know you're only joking...

...but Margherita
is a bit sensitive.

I'm afraid you will have
to ask for your apologies.

I'm not in the habit of
apologizing to a Gascon lout.

Not with me, with my mare.

You offended her.

- What if I don't apologize?
- Then I'll have to kill you.

Ouch!

- You shot me!
- Perfect observation, young man.

But the real question
is: why aren't you dead?

Just a scratch.

The viewfinder is not okay.
Who takes care of my gun?

I, Captain Rochefort.

Oh! Stop!

- I don't want to stain my blade with the blood of a peasant.
- Ah!

Boy, consider it a lesson.

The last one.

< No!

He's too cute for that.

As you wish, Milady.

- Rochefort, come. They are
waiting for us in Paris. < Thank you.

MEUNG ON THE LOIRE

PARIS

Oh!

< Make way!

I think you've had enough to drink.

- Where's my mug?
- Excuse me!

- Do you think you're better than me?
- No.

All for one...

Excuse me!

- Excuse me!
- You are blind?

I'm chasing a man
who insulted my mare...

...and he tried to kill me.
- You ruined my jacket.

I'm going in a hurry!

- Here.
- Ten cents?

- But who do you think you're talking to?
- With the village drunkard.

These, my boy,
are dueling words.

- What are you saying?
- Blind and deaf!

- Lucky for you I'm a doctor.
- Perfect! When can you see me?

- At 12, in Cooper's courtyard, in Saint Germain.
- I'll be there.

I can't decide. < This
dress gives you a noble air...

...while the blue one
reveals your sunnier aspect.

Equally important.

Noble, sunny.

As King Solomon said,
"I'll take them both!"

Excellent choice indeed, sir.

- You come.
- My dear, you spoil me.

- I don't know how I'll ever repay.
- Oh! - Be careful!

It's a matter of life and death.
It won't happen again, sorry.

- You dropped these.
- They're not mine.

I saw the lady give them to you.

Are you implying that I take
money from this woman?

Are you saying I can't pay for
my own wardrobe? You know me?

- And do you know who I am?
- No! - Then we're even.

You're in luck, kid.
Normally I would kill you here on the spot.

But this is a brand new shirt.

In Cooper's backyard, in
Saint Germain. At 1pm.

- I advise you to dress for a funeral.
- But...?

Lottery tickets, sir?

< It could be your lucky day.

Things?

Five francs?

Hey! What is this?

A quote.

A fine for not removing
your pet's waste.

- Explanation?
- Your horse pooped along the road.

- Are you joking!
- They all say that.

You know what?

Cooper's courtyard in Saint
Germain, at 2 pm sharp.

Strange boy!

Milady DeWinter!

Even match, Your Eminence.
Who is the opponent?

Myself, no one else has
proven to be a worthy challenger.

Ouch!

- What news from England?
- Is coming.

- Buckingham?
- Mhm.

- AND AND...?

He built the war machine.

- Doesn't he question your loyalty?
- He thinks he's very clever.

- And evil.
- Evil is just a point of view.

Richelieu!

Is this lady the English correspondent?

Your Majesty, you are extraordinarily alert.

So, ma'am...

What do you think of Buckingham?

- Your Majesty?
- What are you wearing these days?

Green, Your Majesty.

- The green?
- Mhm.

< Very interesting.

- And you had the audacity to recommend blue to me?
- Oh!

Of course it has to be green!
Why am I surrounded by idiots?

< Green! Green! Green!
- After you.

Do I always have to solve everything 107?

Ah, here you are! Shall we get started?

Are you eager to meet your maker?

- I have other appointments.
- You will miss them sadly.

I will do my best to be on time.

- My godparents. - You!
- Are you fighting with this scoundrel?

My appointments... At 1pm, 2pm.

- How long have you been in Paris?
- I arrived this morning.

- You didn't waste time!
- Patience is not one of my virtues.

- Not even good manners.
- Wait your turn, old man.

What do you want me to put
on your headstone? Dung?

D'Artagnan.

D'Artagnan...

I am Athos, they are
Porthos and Aramis.

The Three Musketeers...
I've heard about you.

From my father.

He was a musketeer too,
I came here to join you.

- I'm afraid you're a little late.
- What happened?

A failed mission, funding cuts.

The Cardinal, progress... take your pick.

Welcome to Paris.

Too bad we would have to kill you.

If I can't become a musketeer,
I'll fight one of them. Or with three.

Kill him, come on!
It's lunch time, I'm starving.

Stop!

Oh! Jussac!

Good good good.

How the mighty have fallen.
A duel in defiance of the edicts?

Do you no longer rob street
vendors for a few coins?

Now hand over your
weapons and come with us.

- Unless you resist.
- < New plan.

Let's kill the boy,
beat them to a pulp...

...and then we go to eat.
It takes some practice!

- Did you mean?
- On the other hand common sense is the better part of valor.

- But you are the musketeers!
- Wrong.

We were musketeers,
now we're just... us.

Go inside! Quick!

< Rochefort!

Let's go?

Take them out.

We balance the forces.

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- You didn't answer my question.
- Are you always so impudent?

Only on Tuesdays...

...and whenever there are beautiful women.
- Cursed!

We're looking to have a chat!

What's your name?

- Constance.
- Costanza... is a name that indicates loyalty.

- A quality that doesn't belong to you.
- I beg to differ.

< Deep down I am
an incurable romantic.

Do you want more?

< Musketeers!

Musketeers! Musketeers!

- Musketeers! Musketeers!
- I had forgotten the effect it has.

Yes, us too.

My name is D'Artagnan.

- You must come from a very small town.
- How do you know?

Phrases like yours may be fine
there but here we are in Paris.

I advise you to fall in
love with your sword.

To sting with elegance,
sir, you are disarmed.

You're right, the ladies of
Paris are infinitely more complex.

They have thousands of ways to say
no and only some of them mean yes.

Sorry to ruin the mood
but they will be back.

Unless you want to
fight an entire army.

Somewhere else!

And what do we do now?
Shall we pick up where we left off?

For today we can
close with the sword.

And then any man who is an
enemy of Rochefort is my friend.

- Who is Rochefort?
- The captain of the guard...

...the right-hand man of the Cardinal,
the most powerful man in France.

Rochefort is the most
feared swordsman in Europe.

- You choose your opponents carefully!
-He insulted my mare.

You are reckless,
arrogant, impetuous!

By evening you'll be lying on
the ground, but I like you boy!

- Where are you staying?
- I have no idea.

Do you have any money?

Well!

You and your steed are
welcome in our humble mansion.

- For the moment.
- That... goes in there.

Let's go!

- What are we toasting to?
- Why not to the King?

He's a child, the
Cardinal governs.

Even if not with his name,
it would be like toasting him.

- To France?
- We served her, we fought for her...

...and she looks where we are.
- To friendship? To love?

I'll give you some advice,
boy: never trust anyone.

There must be something
you still believe in.

These.

This.

And this.

Anyone who tells you
otherwise is either a fool...

...or he tries to sell you something.

I know Athos may
seem cold and rude...

...but don't be fooled.
After all, he is...

He is really cold and rude.

- What happened to him?
- What happens to all men.

- A woman.
- I don't want to offend anyone...

...but I thought you were more heroic.

What my esteemed
companion was trying to say...

...is that we are old-fashioned.

< We are warriors but
without a war to fight.

So let's drink, we'll fight...

...we argue with the Cardinal's
guards and then drink again.

What we need is
an important cause.

- But there are no more important causes.
- You should go back to being a priest.

Better than working for the
city: free wine, wakes, weddings...

- And then there are the nuns!
- Were you a priest?

Until I realized that
being a man of God...

...and a man of the Church
are not always the same thing.

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- Old habit!
- In reverse. Those I kill deserve to die.

But they also deserve peace.

After all, they too must
have believed in something...

...like everyone, even the worst of us.

Here's to that!

Planchet, more wine!

- Planchet!
- I'm sorry, sir.

Unfortunately he doesn't
have any left, you drank it all.

What kind of answer is this?
Go get some more!

Sir, I can't...

We ran out of money.

- < Planchet, what are you?
- A perfect waste of space.

- And...
- As useless as a fart in a bottle.

- Right.
- I can't work miracles!

< Planchet.

Thank you very much, sir.
It's a generous gesture from a...

...from such a handsome young man!

< Thank you so much!

- Will you stay and sleep here tonight?
< He will occupy your bed, Planchet.

- So I'll sleep...
- You can go to the balcony.

On the balcony, outside, in the cold?
With birds shitting on my head?

- I can only say...
- Wine! Wine! Wine!

- Certain! I'm coming with wine!
< Wine! Wine! Wine!

Oh!

- Check.
- It's a ridiculous game.

- The King should be the most powerful piece.
- Indeed it is.

But he is vulnerable,
he needs protection.

May I suggest you castle?

Check mate.

- What do you think about this?
- You are a force of nature, Your Majesty.

- Caught you by surprise, huh?
- Yes, absolutely.

Can we talk a little
about foreign policy?

- It's not Buckingham, I hope!
- Unfortunately. - Oh!

He arrives in Paris tomorrow.

His master, King James...

...has agreed to listen to our peace proposal.
- Very well!

Then he knows that he
shouldn't be smart with me.

Yet another question.

A dangerous rivalry has arisen
between Your Majesty's Musketeers...

...and my personal guards.
- Who is involved?

Athos, Porthos, Aramis...

The usual scoundrels.

And a young man named D'Artagnan.

I have summoned them to the palace
so that you can punish them severely.

His Majesty the King!

Good good good.

Fighting with the
Cardinal's guards... very bad!

< What do you say in your defense?
- We... - We ask for forgiveness.

How many were involved in the altercation?

Your Majesty, there were
four of us against forty.

Four against forty?

And did you beat them like drums?

You will have to be punished harshly.

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< Her Majesty the Queen!

Anna, what a pleasant surprise!

My ladies and I wanted to
see the brave musketeers...

...who opposed the guards.
Four against forty?

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- Slow day.
- My usual musketeers!

When they write odes about
them, there will be four thousand!

I hope you won't be
too harsh on them!

Men have fun like this.

You must be D'Artagnan.

My lady-in-waiting
told me of your courage.

< Don't always be so reckless.

- I can't help myself, Your Majesty.
- Your Majesty, the guilty ones. - Yes, yes...

So get up.

Athos.

Porthos.

Aramis.

Forgive me for saying so, D'Artagnan,
but your clothes are not appropriate.

My father is a poor man.

He too was a musketeer once.

These are the only clothes I have.

Sir, we will have to remedy this!

It is unacceptable that my
musketeers look like vagabonds.

New clothes for everyone, I think.

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A bag of gold for each...

...as a reward for your courage.

< You will take care of this
too, Cardinal. Oh, I forgot!

No more duels with
his Eminence guards.

Or there won't be any left.

- Your Majesty, I might suggest...
< Forgive my impudence, Cardinal.

But I doubt the King
needs your advice.

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Now go away, scoundrels.

You'll have to come to the parade
tomorrow, new clothes and all.

< I'm tired of these
royal children.

< It's time to move our pawns.

< We will use Buckingham's
arrival to our advantage.

During his visit...

...we will reveal that he arranged
a secret meeting with the Queen.

How did he discover this
scandalous relationship?

Reading Buckingham's letters to
the Queen found in his possession.

Written by Buckingham in his own
hand and authenticated with his seal?

For a woman of your talent it
will not be difficult to obtain both.

Your Eminence is too kind.

However, I doubt that the
King will accept those letters...

...as the ultimate proof
of his wife's recklessness.

Then we'll get him
something more substantial.

One of the Queen's jewels
donated to Buckingham...

... as a token of her affection.
- Buckingham will be humiliated.

- The King will be indignant.
- The Queen will be executed.

France will have no
choice but to go to war.

And these days France
will turn to a stronger leader.

A man better equipped
to lead the nation...

...of a teenager with
broken horns and indignant.

A man like Your Eminence.

Well, then where is he?
Deplorable behavior!

Drop anchor!

Turn down the heat!

Impudence be damned!

What's that thing called?

It's an airship, Your Majesty.

- Why don't I have one?
- It was an oversight on our part.

That's right, that's right!
Well, build me one!

Secure the ropes!

All lines secured!

Buckingham!

Blue?

Oh!

Your Majesty.

I love the suit.

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When was it? Last year...
or a year before?

I hope your trip wasn't
too uncomfortable.

Not at all.

On the contrary. A wonderful
dream that keeps me closer to heaven.

Cardinal!

Being a servant of God you have
no need of such crude expedients.

King James is anxious to
hear your peace proposal.

- Lord Buckingham.
- Anna. - Your Majesty.

Your beauty is even more
brilliant than I remembered.

- Have you already met?
- A long time ago.

An evening that I will
keep in my heart forever.

Well, follow me.

- What a pleasant surprise!
- Another acquaintance of yours, I see.

We met, yes.

If I remember correctly, you were on
your knees the last time I saw you too.

A truly unfortunate habit.

A habit I will break
during our next meeting.

I look forward to it.

In the meantime, can we talk about peace?

You need to give me the
name of your decorator.

- Wine?
- I don't drink it.

What about that bottle of
Bordeaux in your left drawer?

You must pass me the
name of your spy in the palace.

And yours in mine.

England cannot afford
a war on two fronts.

Our two nations are
reaching a breaking point.

A peace treaty would be of
immense strategic advantage.

- An advantage for whom? For you?
- For us.

I have the impression that
my new war machines...

...they will shift the balance.

Really impressive.

< Marsch!
Sinist', sinist', dest', sinist'!

Keep the lines!

< Stop! Behind the front!

This is the Queen's wing.
You can't stay here!

Thank goodness! I got lost...

...I made a wrong turn,
then a door closed...

...and I'm trapped here...

...in the sun and in this heat. I'm going to faint!
- Do not worry.

- You are in safe hands.
- Thank you.

< Marsch!

< Stop!

- You can't shoot, they'll hear you.
- Shh!

Constance!

- I apologize.
- Forgive me, Your Majesty.

One moment and I'll be with you.

- What are you doing here?
-Your Majesty wants to talk to me about you.

- Think about it
- Yes, very nice... now excuse me.

After I'm done with Her Majesty...

...maybe we can talk.
- I can't, I have other commitments.

- Maybe tomorrow?
- I'm very busy.

- Well...
- D'Artagnan, you will also have new clothes and the favor of the King...

...but you still act like
a clumsy country boy.

If you'll excuse me...

< Two invitations in two days!
Your Majesty honors me.

Stop it, please!
Don't make a big deal out of it.

You are a good young man, D'Artagnan.

So, how are the ladies
treating you lately?

- I can not complain.
- Well, neither do I.

The thing is...

I have a friend, an ordinary
young man like you and me...

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Political alliances, arranged
marriages... you know the kind.

-She barely knew his wife.
- But does he like it? - Yes.

Very very much.

-Do you like him?
- It's curious that who is from you.

That's the problem:
he's not sure.

He feels like a fool
when he's around her.

He always says the wrong
thing and his palms sweat.

His heart beats so loudly
that he fears she might hear it.

Looking at it is already torture.

< Have you ever felt these sensations?
- Only recently.

So what do we do?

I mean... what's my
friend supposed to do?

He should open his heart...

...feel affection for her
without any fear of showing it.

Be yourself.

- That's what I told him too.
-Then he is doubly lucky.

- All things considered he also has Your Majesty as a friend.
- Yes.

It's nice to have friends.

Will you excuse me for a moment?

It is not possible.

- How are you?
- Very good.

- I dressed in blue.
-She gives you a lot, Your Majesty.

Thank you... You are very gracious.

I was just pointing out to
D'Artagnan how, how much...

...how beautiful you are.
- Thank you, my lord.

-How did it go?
- Absolute perfection.

Well. You will return to London
with Buckingham and the diamonds.

- What should I do with it?
-Put them in his personal safe...

...the safest place in England.
- The Tower of London. - Yes.

When the scandal breaks,
he will deny everything...

...but once the diamonds
are found in his possession...

He will have paved the way for
England with his recklessness.

What will become of the future of France?

I am France.

One last thing.

I suppose how
easy, even tempting…

...for a double-crossing
spy to deceive both sides.

Have I given you reason
to doubt my loyalty?

Save yourselves the rhetoric.

I know who you are, I know what you are.

You have a gift for corruption
and a penchant for betrayal.

I admire these qualities.

But I will destroy you
the moment I suspect...

...that you could use against me.

Are we understood, Milady?

There is another
side to this coin.

It is quite easy for those who order to
sever all ties with the person in charge...

...in the event that
it is compromised...

...leaving him to rot in
prison or die on the gallows.

What do you propose?

I ask for your guarantee that I
will not have to suffer a similar fate.

- A form of insurance.
- My word will be enough.

LAUGH

I'm afraid I'll need
something a little more...

...consistent.

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...that the possessor of this document has
accomplished what has been accomplished.

< Satisfied? - Immensely.

- Your Majesty.
- Viola?

Fashion favors the bold.

Try the size.

Greet the Queen for me.

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Cardinal Richelieu, a pleasure.

My pleasure.

Your Eminence.

Richelieu! Richelieu!

There has been an unfortunate development!

Some love letters have been
discovered in the Queen's possession.

They were written by Buckingham!

- Have you spoken to the Queen?
- Of course not!

-She She will deny everything anyway.
- I understand your dilemma.

- Is there mention of a meeting, of a detail?
- I...

-A token of her affection, perhaps?
-Yes, she says so!

The necklace I gave
her for our anniversary.

"I will forever cherish the twelve
diamonds you gave me as a gift..."

"..as proof of our
consummate love."

Does Consumed mean
what I think it means?

I'm afraid so.

OMG!

- All you have to do is give a dance.
- And what can it be used for?

You would have the pretext of suggesting
to the Queen that she wear your gift.

You are very smart.

How smart you are!

- Then if she has the diamonds...
- You can sleep soundly.

What if she doesn't have them?

She wants to have a
dance party in five days.

Send my diamonds to
be polished by the jeweler.

I want the King's full
attention that evening.

- I hope I'm not interrupting you.
- No problem, Your Majesty.

- What do I have to...?
- I know.

Will Your Majesty be so
kind as to be more precise?

I know.

I suppose at this point I
should start laughing madly...

...and cheer Your Majesty with
the details of a diabolical plot.

However, I regret to inform you that I
don't know what you are talking about.

I thought you would say that.

So why have you graced
me with the honor of this visit?

To look you in the
eye while you said it.

Majesty.

Perhaps all is not lost.

< Arrival! One moment!

- It won't be a matter of life or death?
- Actually it is.

You want me to go to England
and recover the diamonds...

... which the Queen only suspects of
being in Buckingham's possession...

...which you will surely involve
breaking into an impregnable building?

The Cardinal's spies are
trying to compromise the Duke...

...and that is the most logical choice.
- Then I should go back to Paris...

...with soldiers, assassins, mercenaries...

...and bounty hunters
ready to stop me to prevent it.

- Did I miss something?
- All in five days.

- Irrelevant detail. There is nothing more?
- No.

I just have one question for
you: why on earth would I do that?

Long live England.

Diamonds, Buckingham,
Tower of London, five days...

...the Queen's reputation
and the fate of France.

Who's with me?

I imagine the Queen
will be quite generous.

Count Porthos! What do you think?
It has a nice sound, doesn't it?

< English women are like a
bottle of frozen champagne.

Ice on the outside, but
once they warm up...

This isn't a big cause
but we'll make do with it.

Buckingham is there and so is she.

- Who?
- Countess De Winter.

Charlotte Backson, Anne
de Breuil, Lady Clarick...

- Milady.
- Milady?

- I know her, I saw her with Rochefort.
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-He undoubtedly works for the Cardinal.
- What will you do if you take her?

< Musketeers!
Surrender: Cardinal's order!

- You were followed.
- It's Rochefort.

Athos! Porthos!
Aramis and D'Artagnan!

Surrender your weapons
and no harm will come to you!

As soon as they step outside...

...kill them.

Turn on the torches.

I'll count to five then
we'll fire you out.

One two...

..Three!

Sorry, I can't tell dwarves from here.

Fire!

Let me guess: you came to tell
me that the musketeers are dead...

...that our plans are
proceeding as scheduled...

...and that I have
nothing to worry about.

We were taken by
surprise, Your Eminence.

I was convinced that you must
be the one to take them by surprise.

- Or am I wrong? - Eminence...
- You really like this word, don't you?

Unfortunately, repeating it will not
allow you to get into my good graces.

Alert Milady, watch the ports.

Let no one leave for England
without my official permission.

Place a bounty on their heads.
The higher it is, the better.

Yes, Your Eminence.

Rochefort!

Don't disappoint me yet.

< Come on, come closer!
Look at that beautiful fruit!

Jussac and many reinforcements,
there is no way to get through.

How did he get here so soon?

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- I'm going. - I'm going.
- I could go.

Probably not.

You will need all the
swords where you are going.

I can't help you that way, but
I can help you here and now.

- If they catch you...
- They won't.

- If they capture you...
- I am the Queen's lady-in-waiting.

You are a wanted fugitive who
is about to steal something...

...to the most powerful man in England.

Who among us should worry?

Go and be back here soon.

Now give me the hat.

D'Artagnan! Chase him!

Wait!

< The diamonds will be
found in Buckingham's vault...

...located in the lowest and
safest level of the Tower...

...next to the Crown Jewels.
The lock is one of the most sophisticated.

He always carries the key on him.

- The corridor leading in there is booby-trapped.
- Well!

Can I tempt you with
some bread and cheese?

I apologize for the interruption,
I'm the usual waste of space.

Then it gets even worse.

< We have to overcome
three stone walls and a moat.

< There are about 200 soldiers
trained not to get robbed.

Since Buckingham surely knows
that we will arrive thanks to Milady...

...that number will have already increased.

< Why can't we
tell Buckingham...

-...- that Milady is plotting against him?
- < You wouldn't believe it.

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Athos is coming.

Tell me...

... what do you think he's looking for?

What does it matter to him?

Whatever it is,
it's a good excuse.

He wants revenge on Venice.

He wants me.

And he wants you.

Then we will have to be ready
to welcome him, won't we?

We cannot surpass them in weapons
but we can surpass them in ingenuity.

He will naturally be inclined
to diversion and deception.

He knows we're waiting for
him and that raises the stakes.

She knows us.

She knows how we look,
how we move, how we think.

She will divide forces: independent teams...

...each with its own entry
point to increase the odds.

- There are four of us...
- There are actually five of us.

Well yes!

He is an expert swimmer.

He will move through the water
passing through the Traitors' Gate.

Aramis will definitely rely
on agility and being stealthy.

Check every tower and every roof.

Porthos, on the other
hand, will employ brute force.

One of his favorite methods is
to get captured by opponents.

One more good reason
not to capture them alive.

Another thing.

They might try to stir up
discord between the two of us...

...claiming to have secret information
regarding some conspiracy...

...to pit us against each other...

...like for example that
I'm a double agent...

...or that you are
trying to get rid of me.

I assure you that nothing
could be further from the truth.

While...

...'I imagine...

...that I should search you...

...to search for hidden weapons.

Here's how it's done.

And that's what she expects.

And we will do what
she doesn't expect.

We will act in broad daylight,
a man hidden in broad daylight.

With all those reinforcement
soldiers there will be many new faces...

...and you D'Artagnan are our ace.

We will be the bait.

We'll try to create a diversion.

We will keep them away from you as much
as possible, but ultimately it's up to you.

Did you want to be a musketeer?
Did you want to serve France?

This is your chance.

One two! One two!

- I thought you saw my signal.
- You were fretting like a pig in heat!

- That was the signal, damn it!
- I don't think with my ass like you!

- Thinking with your ass?
- Now stop!

- Sergeant, you should put this man in a cage!
- What?

- Your head in a cage!
- Move the cart immediately.

- I lost my precious cockerels!
- Cockerels are smelly.

The first of the musketeers
has been arrested, sir!

The game is in motion.

< Bring him to me and
double the guards, the troops.

Double everything.

- Yes, sir.
< They will come to us.

I believe his Lordship has
everything under control.

< Don't be offended if I
don't stay to see the ending.

- Do you think I can lose?
- Far from it.

I have nothing against
you killing Athos...

...but if it's all the same to
you, I'd rather not see him die.

Tell me, what is your favorite color?

I red... why?

I wanted to see if you were
capable of telling the truth.

Take me as far away as possible.

Well! Very good!

Look what the cat
has in its claws!

How is old Athos?

He's still his usual
unbearable grump, I'm sure.

Sending a boy to
do a man's work.

I should feel insulted!

Tell me what you were looking for.

< Secrets? Spies?
It's always all a game in reality.

Although the price of loss, as
you will discover, is a little higher.

What's up?

No last words? No insults?

< Plea for mercy?
- What time is it?

Around 2pm, I'd say.
Why? Are you in a hurry?

Look out the window.

They weren't the bait, it was me.

- Permission to board.
- Agreed.

Athos!

The divine thing when fighting
against an imaginary opponent...

... is that he is always very skilled
and yet he can easily be defeated.

- Eminence.
- The pride of victory without the risk of defeat.

You're not here to impress me
with your swordsmanship, are you?

No, Your Eminence.
I have some good news.

And would they be?

What happened to the diamonds?
Doesn't Buckingham have them yet?

No. Milady loves to expose herself to risk.

She would never let
someone break into the vault.

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01:15:18,180
- We lost it and we lost the rest too.
- I would not say.

You were the bait and we had to save
you but the real linchpin of the plan...

...he was another person.

< Someone that not even
Milady would have ever suspected.

- Coachman, what are you doing?
- I follow your instructions.

I'll take you as far as I can.

Planchet, I never thought
I'd say this but...well done.

Thank you sir.

- It's very important coming from you.
- Shut up, Planchet. - Yes, sir.

Do not do it.

We took the precaution of
removing the gunpowder.

- And now?
- Give me the diamonds...

...otherwise I will remove them from
your corpse. You choose the game.

- Do you want me to take off something else?
- Come outside.

Guys, how long!

- He must be the young Gascon.
- We've met before.

Oh, yeah! How small the world is!

I told Rochefort not to kill you.

You remember that, right?

- Did you kill Buckingham?
- No.

- But will you kill me? < YES.

- You spared him, but kill me.
- Yes. I don't hate Buckingham.

Here, it might be useful to you.

Move.

Athos.

At least she died the way
she lived: in her own style.

She did it for me.

I wouldn't have forgiven
myself for pulling the trigger.

Come on, let's go home.

- I almost got one!
- It's harder than it seems!

Your Majesty.

- My dear, you seem upset to me.
- At all.

- You just scared me.
- I ask your forgiveness.

I just wanted to tell you how much
I'm looking forward to this evening.

It will be truly spectacular.

Costumes, fireworks and so on.

But you will be the most
spectacular vision of all...

...especially since you'll be wearing
diamonds. You will wear them, right?

It is very important
to me that you do this.

Then I will wear them, Your Majesty.

See you this evening, then.

She promised that she will wear them.

-You think she'll wear them, right?
-I'm sure she will.

-I'm sure she will.
- Yes.

LONDON

I hate traveling in the air!

Curse.

Now we have their attention, let's
see if we can reach an agreement...

...peacefully, more or less.

Gascon!

There has been an
improvement in transportation...

...but once again you are outdone.
Thank Milady for this!

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As you can see we have
made some improvements.

Isn't she a beauty?

What do you want?

- The diamonds?
- Come and get them. - I'd love that.

I can make you jump here
in the sky with total impunity.

If you open fire on me, on the other
hand, you will kill Mademoiselle...

Oh, so young and beautiful!

You have 60 seconds.

-She will destroy us as soon as she has the diamonds.
- We can't get past them.

- We can't fight!
- No, D'Artagnan. - What?

Did you alone miss the
most important thing?

What if she dies?

A woman's life or
the future of France?

What would you do if you were in my position?

I have made many difficult choices
for honor, for the King, for the nation.

I've learned that hard choices and
sacrifices don't keep you warm at night.

Life is too short and too long to
live it without a woman by your side.

Don't end up like me.

Choose the woman, fight for love.

France will take care of itself.

Time is up!

An exchange: I come aboard
your ship with the diamonds...

...and the girl comes on board ours.

When I see that she is safe,
I will hand them over to you.

Okay, but first I want
to see the diamonds.

Planchet.

Untie her.

- Open the catwalk.
- Open the catwalk!

Satisfied?

You will never learn.

Fire!

- < Open the loopholes!
- < Fire!

Stick to starboard! Fire!

Fire!

Well! I want you to witness.

Finish them!

- We can't outrun them.
- Nor convince them to surrender.

Let's hide in there.

Fire!

- Pursuit course.
- Pursuit course!

Fire!

- He's tenacious, you have to give him credit for that.
- < Fire!

Lord, we can't
go into the storm!

SHOOT Ouch!

Anyone else want to discuss orders?

Well.

- This may be the right time to talk about a raise.
- Shut up!

I do so, sir.

< Stay the course!

< Stay the course!

Where am I?

- You'll never find them in there.
- I beg to differ.

Keep chasing them!

I'll take care of the Gascon!

< Stick to starboard!

Do you know what your problem is?
That you've read too many books...

...and then you believed it.

Courage, honor... all for one.

But history is not written by
heroes, it is written by victors.

- Keep your eyes wide open!
< Stick to starboard!

< Prepare to board!

- Second act.
- Oh, shit...

< Return fire!

- Pull her up, damn it!
- We are too heavy!

Are you afraid to
fight me in a fair duel?

It's difficult. I never
fight in fair duels.

< Reverse course!

Captain Rochefort!

< Captain Rochefort!
- Alright then...

Throw away the ballast! Throw everything away!

< Increase the heat!

- Get those barrels out!
- Faster!

Shall we proceed?

Hold on!

Get out of the way! Go, run!

I still have the diamonds.
What do you plan to do about it?

Kill you.

If you really insist!

Oh!

You should have stayed in Gascony.

You should have
apologized to my mare.

Surround the palace, shoot
the musketeers on sight!

Use all available men
by any means necessary!

- Your Eminence...
- Don't interrupt me!

Those men must not...

HE SHOUTED

Arrest those men!

What does all this mean?

- Your Majesty...
- We must deliver a gift to Your Majesty...

...with the Cardinal's tributes.

Cardinal, you shouldn't have!

You asked me to get
you one of those so...

It's really true!

- But what happened to her?
- Buckingham's spy...

... Rochefort, he tried to sabotage it.
- The captain of your guard?

Truly it was his Eminence who
discovered the traitor. To you.

< "It is by my order and
for the good of the State..."

".That the possessor of this document has
accomplished what has been accomplished."

- This is your signature, right?
- So it would seem.

< Let me understand.

You brought me an airship...

...and have you unmasked
a serpent in our midst?

- How will I ever be able to repay you?
- I can think of a few ways.

Anna.

I just got back from the jeweler.

I realize it's too early, but the
players are here and so are we.

< Does Your Majesty wish to dance?
- With great pleasure.

Come on, get ready gentlemen!

D'Artagnan, well, well!

Apparently you're not the
only one who gets a girl.

- Your Majesty has a natural gift.
- Yes, let's say it!

I think you'll start to notice
other changes in this building.

< Thank you...

...of everything.
- At your orders.

- < So begin.
- < Gentlemen, sit down.

Well done.

I could use men like you.

- I already have a job.
- I'm a drunkard.

- I am financially independent.
- I have a rich family.

- The day will come when you will regret not saying yes.
- Maybe.

- But not today.
- Maybe not today.

- Do you like the show?
- Are you always so impudent?

Only on Tuesdays and whenever
there are beautiful women.

- Then you think I'm beautiful.
- It's actually Tuesday.

- So? What do we do now?
- We drink.

- And then what else?
- Wherever they send us...

...whatever France needs.
- I thought you didn't believe in these things anymore.

I believe in us.

Until the day there
are still lawsuits...

...worth fighting and dying for.

- All for one!
- One for all!

I know you can be wicked,
harsh, insolent bastards...

...but I have the impression that
deep down you have a big heart.

- Shut up, Planchet!
- Yes, like a full belly.

In case you were wondering,
this is not the afterlife.

I'm not dead and neither are you.

Oh! What...?

- How did you get me...?
- I followed Athos.

We fished you out of the Channel.

- Where are we going?
- In France, of course.

- < Set sail!
- I will take back what is mine...

...and I will take revenge with interest!