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Last season OnRealEstate.
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Some agencies, they
help their clients
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sell their houses
by reducing clutter.
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- [boom]
- [whoosh]
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[mysterious score]
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We help them by stopping
the walls from bleeding.
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I�m Luke Roman.
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I have this kind of connection
to these things all of my life.
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[eerie score]
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[breathy whispers]
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- [SUSAN] If you like her...
- [Megan] Hey.
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[Susan] you should make a move.
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Everybody, this is Susan
Ireland, our new agent.
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[Susan] The technical term
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is telekinesis.
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Tonight, for the first
time in my entire life,
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I really felt like
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I was in control.
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[Susan screams]
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Those things, they can hurt you!
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- [gasp]
- [door squeaks, booms closed]
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- [Luke] They are dangerous.
- [roar]
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- [shutter clicking]
- [whoosh]
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Until you learn a
little more about them
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you might want to think
about doing things our way.
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- [August] Oh, dear.
- [throttled scream]
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[Zooey] This house is clean.
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Bitch.
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[Megan] The things I�ve
seen these past few months
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feel like one big hallucination.
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[boom]
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I�m going to be really busy
over the next few weeks.
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Guess maybe you�ll see
me if you have time.
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[monster roars]
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- Here, buddy, look at me!
- [Luke] Something�s changed.
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The voices, they�re not there.
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I got nothing.
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Hey, I can handle things
for a little while.
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I�m afraid you�re
going to have to.
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- [rustling wind]
- [branches creaking]
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[Susan] These final negotiations
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are always a little...
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tricky.
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Of course, the seller
wants something.
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The buyer wants something else.
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And, sometimes, there are
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other parties involved
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who have desires of their own.
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[thunder crackles]
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That�s when your
representation really matters.
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- [dramatic score]
- [creature screeching]
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[Phil panting]
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[phone buzzing]
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Excuse me. I just
need to take this.
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[Susan chuckles]
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- Zooey, where is he?
- [Zooey] I don�t know.
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He was in his car
headed your way
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when his phone cut out! Did
you check in with August?
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August is a little
busy right now.
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[thunder rumbles]
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[high frequency sounds]
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[monster screeching]
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Oh, dear.
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[pounding score]
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[thunder rumbling]
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[panting]
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- [high-pitched screech]
- Oh, shit!
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[screeching continues]
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- He�s here!
- Does he have the key?
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- [Susan] Do you have the key?
- That thing zapped my car
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and chased me the
last eight blocks!
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[Phil groans and pants]
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Real estate is
exciting, isn�t it?
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Okay, if August crunched
these numbers correctly,
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you have, like,
seven minutes, max.
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One sec. Hi.
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Suppose I could trouble
you for a glass of water
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and some Tylenol?
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[panting]
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I have the key!
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Technology is not cooperating.
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As soon as the numbers
come up on screen,
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we need to reset the clock,
wind it up and make...
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[gear powering down]
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[screeching resumes]
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[rumbling]
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[sinister laughter]
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Augie, was that you?
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I find nothing funny about
our current situation.
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[thunder rumbles]
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[clicking]
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Nothing electrical
seems to work.
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[screeching]
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- [electrical arcing]
- [deep, evil laughter]
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Looks like we have to
do this old school.
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[loud screech]
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- [whoosh]
- [shrieking]
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This was so much simpler
when Luke could just
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talk to these things.
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Those days are gone.
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[shrieking continues]
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Come on, come on!
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Read me the numbers
when you get �em!
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Uh, it looks like eight.
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Four, eight.
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- Four eight? That�s not a time!
- Well, that�s what it says!
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[shrieking]
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[growling]
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Wait. The O in four is
directly above the H in eight.
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Oh, oh! Four-oh-eight.
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Oh! Duh.
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[loud ticking]
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- [boom]
- [electrical arcing]
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[gyro spins up]
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- [thunder clap]
- [triumphant score]
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- [click]
- [device beeping]
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[show theme fades up]
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[Phil] See, the house
was owne by two brothers.
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An electrician and
a plumber. But...
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one night the electrician
murdered the plumber.
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So, like Cain and
Abel in the Bible.
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Yeah, most of the
really nasty shit
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starts in that particular book.
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Anyway, they say the
grandfather clock you have
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stopped at that moment. So,
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we had to track down
the exact time of death,
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find a key that would
work in the clock,
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reset it and then get it running
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so that the plumber
could move on, but...
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the electrician fought
us every step of the way.
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So... Ooh!
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[Phil and Susan laughing]
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[Susan sighs deeply]
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- Who wants to sell a house?
- Are you okay?
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Oh, I�m super! I�m super!
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August just has a little wet
cleanup to do in aisle five
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and then we�re good to go.
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So, what now?
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Well, now we sell this place!
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Well, we�re a little worried
�cause our neighbors,
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they showed their house
nonstop for six months
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before they found a buyer.
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Remember, it only takes one.
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One person to step into
a house and whammo!
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Feels like home.
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Does it ever really
happen that way, though?
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Oh, it totally does! See...
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I believe the right
house is like a soulmate.
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You can look at a
thousand other houses
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but when the right one
comes along, you know.
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And it�s magic.
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Well, let�s hope for some magic.
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Thanks, Susan! You�re amazing!
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- [Susan scoffs, embarrassed]
- [Phil and Susan laugh]
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I, uh, I don�t suppose you
have any jumper cables, do you?
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[phone ringing is distance]
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Hey, Susan in yet?
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- Hopefully not for a while.
- I have seven urgent messages
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for her and she�s late
for the Cantervilles.
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Yeah, well, I�m, uh,
six houses behind
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on PIP searches
and HCP profiles.
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- Have you seen August?
- In his workshop.
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He slept on his
couch last night.
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Yeah, I keep telling myself
busy is good, but damn!
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This is what our
future looks like
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if Luke doesn�t get
back, like, now.
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Any word at all?
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Well, then it�s time to
rattle his cage a little.
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[gentle score]
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[Susan] It�s an absolute
bloodbath out there.
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Your neighborhood is white-hot
and you�re competing with
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every house on the block.
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It�s a seller�s
market. It�s like...
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it�s like a big, angry
bear and with this kitchen,
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your house is Leonardo
DiCaprio waving a stick.
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Mm, but it�s so much money.
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Look, you knock out this wall,
put in a nice big island,
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upgrade those appliances,
a backsplash here,
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a wine fridge there and...
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you can increase your
asking price to this...
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But you�ll only be spending...
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that.
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Your R-O-I is going
to be at least 84%!
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Even more if there�s
a bidding war
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and there is nothing
like a farm sink
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and a restaurant-quality stove
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to make a buyer think
about invading Poland.
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You are a rock star, Susan!
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Well...
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These are killing me, August.
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I am literally dying.
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"The idea is to die young
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as late as possible."
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Ashley Montague.
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I know this agency was
founded on Luke�s ability
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to see these things,
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talk with them,
reason with them,
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even when they
didn�t feel like it.
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A difficult gift to
replace with technology.
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But he can�t do that
anymore! So you�re the guy!
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There has to be something
more efficient here
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than Scrabble tiles.
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And yet they came through.
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Keep working it, Augie.
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[Susan sighs]
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[footsteps recede]
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[pensive score]
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- [motor ratchets]
- [gears whirring]
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Hello!
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Tell me how you died!
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Hm.
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[score fades out]
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[light snoring]
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- [clears throat loudly]
- Hm!
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- Ha.
- Hm.
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- What a day.
- Yeah.
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How are we doing on
McTeer and Bryce?
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Uh, McTeer title�s clean.
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Bryce had a lien
from a crazy roofer,
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but we�re getting it cleared up.
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Did you finish the
PIP on Sanderson?
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Uh, two previous
owners, no DOPs,
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no Undies, no Baby Janes.
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Okay. No deaths on premises,
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nobody buried under
the basement and...
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[groans] Don�t tell me.
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Bette Davis, Joan
Crawford, 1962.
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Uh, uh, nobody... Blah!
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Nobody being tormented
by a family member!
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- That�s it!
- Uh!
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- [contented sigh]
- Um...
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I, uh,
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I noticed you brought in
three more normies this week.
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Not every house has
to be a horror show.
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Oh, and I�m supposed to look
at a bank repo this afternoon
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that Julie Chen
is interested in.
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Ah.
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Aren�t you getting,
um, a little tired?
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And I�m only asking
because the rest of us
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are really exhausted
watching you.
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I thrive on being
busy. Always have.
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I�m living my best life.
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[gentle score]
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[heavy sigh]
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[Workman] Next step is
to take out the wall.
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[Deb] Try not to make
too much of a mess.
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[Talk radio host] You�re on a
crusade about the radiation.
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[Guest] Yeah, they have...
gamma rays on vegetables.
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[mysterious score]
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[child singing in distance]
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What the hell is that?
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I don�t know.
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[child singing]
255
00:11:10,132 --> 00:11:11,842
[loud crash]
256
00:11:11,843 --> 00:11:13,634
- [workman yelling]
- [loud crunch]
257
00:11:13,635 --> 00:11:15,175
Ah!!
258
00:11:16,722 --> 00:11:18,292
- [squelching]
- [screaming]
259
00:11:21,277 --> 00:11:23,777
[Deb] They asked
us to look for...
260
00:11:24,057 --> 00:11:26,245
the finger... [clears throat]
261
00:11:26,246 --> 00:11:28,546
so they could sew it back on.
262
00:11:28,690 --> 00:11:29,956
Any luck?
263
00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:33,493
Guy�s probably lawyering up
as we speak and where�s Susan?
264
00:11:33,533 --> 00:11:35,993
It was her idea to
remodel the kitchen.
265
00:11:36,035 --> 00:11:39,535
Well, Susan is primarily a
sales and marketing specialist.
266
00:11:39,536 --> 00:11:41,998
When shit gets real and
your walls start to bleed,
267
00:11:41,999 --> 00:11:44,418
they generally call on
Mister Ripley and myself.
268
00:11:44,419 --> 00:11:47,589
So, tell me about
this voice you heard.
269
00:11:47,630 --> 00:11:49,840
It was a very high one, a boy.
270
00:11:49,882 --> 00:11:52,552
Uh, little one,
singing his heart out.
271
00:11:52,593 --> 00:11:54,053
It was beautiful.
272
00:11:54,095 --> 00:11:56,055
Like that choir. The... [tsks]
273
00:11:56,097 --> 00:11:58,397
- The Vienna Boys� Choir.
- Exactly!
274
00:11:58,433 --> 00:12:01,063
Yeah, we can check,
but most of them
275
00:12:01,102 --> 00:12:03,392
probably have an airtight alibi.
276
00:12:03,438 --> 00:12:05,318
Being in, you know...
277
00:12:05,356 --> 00:12:06,606
[both] Vienna.
278
00:12:06,649 --> 00:12:08,909
Where is this Luke Roman person?
279
00:12:08,910 --> 00:12:11,027
His name is on the sign! Why
isn�t he getting involved
280
00:12:11,028 --> 00:12:13,060
with this? Where
the hell is he?
281
00:12:16,784 --> 00:12:18,774
- [ball cracks against bat]
- [grunts]
282
00:12:23,416 --> 00:12:25,526
- [machine pitches ball]
- [Luke grunts]
283
00:12:26,885 --> 00:12:30,589
Bless me, Father,
for I have whiffed.
284
00:12:30,590 --> 00:12:32,940
Gimme three Hail Mary�s
and close your stance.
285
00:12:34,427 --> 00:12:36,427
[sighs]
286
00:12:36,471 --> 00:12:37,971
[ball cracks against bat]
287
00:12:39,932 --> 00:12:42,812
So, I�m here for my
biweekly wellness check.
288
00:12:44,061 --> 00:12:45,721
Stopped going to Funland?
289
00:12:45,771 --> 00:12:47,601
Eh. Stopped being fun.
290
00:12:47,648 --> 00:12:49,198
Now it�s just land.
291
00:12:51,569 --> 00:12:53,529
Anything new on
the adoption front?
292
00:12:53,571 --> 00:12:55,691
They say it�s only
a matter of time
293
00:12:55,740 --> 00:12:58,410
and finding the right situation.
294
00:13:00,119 --> 00:13:01,669
It�ll work out.
295
00:13:01,670 --> 00:13:03,747
So, how�re you keeping
busy these days?
296
00:13:03,748 --> 00:13:05,338
Watch a lot of TV.
297
00:13:05,374 --> 00:13:07,794
You know, Jeopardy is
a lot more challenging
298
00:13:07,835 --> 00:13:10,485
without the voices whispering
the answers in my ear.
299
00:13:12,021 --> 00:13:16,843
- I think I found your mom.
- [machine pitches ball]
300
00:13:16,844 --> 00:13:18,384
[tender score]
301
00:13:19,222 --> 00:13:20,762
Got some hits on the name.
302
00:13:21,349 --> 00:13:24,299
Kinda tracked her through a
couple of towns over the years.
303
00:13:24,435 --> 00:13:25,975
Yay, internet!
304
00:13:28,314 --> 00:13:29,854
Where is she?
305
00:13:29,899 --> 00:13:31,569
Not far.
306
00:13:31,609 --> 00:13:34,559
I want to check out some things,
you know, just to make sure.
307
00:13:36,197 --> 00:13:37,827
Well, keep me posted, okay?
308
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:41,120
Everything good at the office?
309
00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:42,950
Yeah. Uh...
310
00:13:42,995 --> 00:13:44,535
Susan�s killing it.
311
00:13:46,207 --> 00:13:48,587
Felt kinda bad about the
Travis house fallout.
312
00:13:50,545 --> 00:13:52,375
She didn�t even
work for us then.
313
00:13:52,421 --> 00:13:54,831
Did you not see her
interview on Channel Seven?
314
00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:56,500
No. You know, I�ve
been kind of...
315
00:14:00,805 --> 00:14:03,815
A reminder that the wonders of
modern life come with danger
316
00:14:04,433 --> 00:14:06,143
And that�s why the Roman Agency
317
00:14:06,144 --> 00:14:08,103
is sponsoring the Home
Safe Home initiative,
318
00:14:08,104 --> 00:14:11,444
subsidizing furnace inspections
to low-income housing.
319
00:14:11,482 --> 00:14:13,022
Because home is the one place
320
00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:14,987
where you should
always feel safe.
321
00:14:17,196 --> 00:14:19,076
- Wow.
- Yeah, it was a great idea.
322
00:14:19,115 --> 00:14:20,745
Totally saved our bacon.
323
00:14:20,783 --> 00:14:22,783
That�s great.
324
00:14:23,244 --> 00:14:25,234
Did you hear we sold
the Donovan house?
325
00:14:28,874 --> 00:14:31,874
- It�s a great property.
- Once you get past the portal
326
00:14:31,919 --> 00:14:34,049
- and the hellhound and...
- Sister Act?
327
00:14:34,088 --> 00:14:35,838
Yeah. [laughs]
328
00:14:38,759 --> 00:14:40,519
So, you coming back or what?
329
00:14:43,097 --> 00:14:45,387
Thinking Monday. My
dad�s birthday and I know
330
00:14:45,391 --> 00:14:47,561
he�d tell me to get my
lazy butt back to work.
331
00:14:48,936 --> 00:14:50,526
Besides...
332
00:14:51,188 --> 00:14:52,738
Runnin� outta quarters.
333
00:14:56,777 --> 00:14:58,827
Hail Mary, full of grace.
334
00:15:03,159 --> 00:15:05,669
[Deb] Do you see the finger?
335
00:15:07,121 --> 00:15:08,871
- No.
- Are you sure?
336
00:15:09,332 --> 00:15:11,042
I work in real estate.
337
00:15:12,710 --> 00:15:15,480
I�m perfectly aware of what
a middle finger looks like.
338
00:15:15,504 --> 00:15:16,964
[Zooey giggles]
339
00:15:17,006 --> 00:15:18,466
[clears throat]
340
00:15:21,260 --> 00:15:23,170
[mysterious score]
341
00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:24,760
[echoing clangs]
342
00:15:24,805 --> 00:15:26,345
[boy singing]
343
00:15:26,390 --> 00:15:28,180
? ...a little pony ?
344
00:15:29,018 --> 00:15:32,568
? His name was Happy Dan ?
345
00:15:33,731 --> 00:15:38,231
? But if he enters
the woods at night ?
346
00:15:38,277 --> 00:15:41,987
? He won�t be happy again ?
347
00:15:43,324 --> 00:15:47,574
? �Cause bad things
live in the forest ?
348
00:15:48,204 --> 00:15:52,044
? They wait for
ponies at night ?
349
00:15:53,417 --> 00:15:57,177
? If Happy Dan
runs too slowly ?
350
00:15:57,713 --> 00:16:00,673
? They�ll gather
around and bite ?
351
00:16:02,134 --> 00:16:06,724
? They�ll nip his ears
off They�ll eat his eyes ?
352
00:16:07,264 --> 00:16:10,764
? They�ll break his
legs if they can ?
353
00:16:11,435 --> 00:16:16,315
? Goodbye to Happy Dan ?
354
00:16:16,357 --> 00:16:17,907
[scraping]
355
00:16:19,705 --> 00:16:21,245
[gentle score]
356
00:16:25,293 --> 00:16:26,793
[car door closes]
357
00:16:33,468 --> 00:16:34,968
[tender score]
358
00:16:42,811 --> 00:16:44,351
- Luke! Oh!
- William!
359
00:16:44,396 --> 00:16:46,356
How�s our favorite
repeat client?
360
00:16:46,398 --> 00:16:48,948
Oh, I am well! I am wonderful.
361
00:16:48,984 --> 00:16:50,774
Now, where is Sylvia?
362
00:16:52,362 --> 00:16:54,612
Susan? She is really busy,
363
00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:56,824
but I thought I�d drop off
this housewarming gift.
364
00:16:56,825 --> 00:16:59,115
- Oh, very kind.
- I take it
365
00:16:59,116 --> 00:17:00,995
- you�re starting something new?
- Oh, yes.
366
00:17:00,996 --> 00:17:02,997
You know how I like to
start every new novel
367
00:17:02,998 --> 00:17:04,958
in a new and fresh
place. I mean,
368
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,800
if you cannot frighten
your own willy off you
369
00:17:07,801 --> 00:17:09,378
from time to time
to prove to yourself
370
00:17:09,379 --> 00:17:11,380
that you�re still fogging
up the mirror, eh?
371
00:17:11,381 --> 00:17:13,131
Well, this place�ll do it.
372
00:17:13,175 --> 00:17:14,675
Yes. In fact...
373
00:17:15,594 --> 00:17:18,174
I was just getting
the spare keys
374
00:17:18,221 --> 00:17:20,971
and a few tips from
the former owner.
375
00:17:21,850 --> 00:17:23,440
[Megan] Hello, Luke.
376
00:17:30,192 --> 00:17:32,192
Megan. Hi.
377
00:17:36,948 --> 00:17:38,748
Well, I think perhaps, uh,
378
00:17:38,784 --> 00:17:40,594
I�m just going to go
indoors and, uh...
379
00:17:41,244 --> 00:17:43,284
get better acquainted. Yes.
380
00:17:45,791 --> 00:17:47,331
Huh.
381
00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:50,010
[door closes]
382
00:17:50,587 --> 00:17:52,177
Hey.
383
00:17:52,214 --> 00:17:53,844
[tender score]
384
00:17:53,882 --> 00:17:56,922
Uh, congratulations on the sale.
385
00:17:56,968 --> 00:17:59,768
- Yeah.
- And the residency.
386
00:17:59,805 --> 00:18:01,725
It�s really exciting.
387
00:18:01,765 --> 00:18:03,685
Kinda scary.
388
00:18:03,686 --> 00:18:05,267
Well, you don�t scare that easy.
389
00:18:05,268 --> 00:18:06,818
[both chuckling]
390
00:18:08,730 --> 00:18:10,230
So, when do you leave?
391
00:18:10,273 --> 00:18:11,813
Day after tomorrow.
392
00:18:13,235 --> 00:18:15,025
I was gonna call you.
393
00:18:15,070 --> 00:18:16,780
It�s okay.
394
00:18:16,822 --> 00:18:18,402
You got a lot going on.
395
00:18:18,448 --> 00:18:19,998
Hm.
396
00:18:21,451 --> 00:18:24,871
How are you getting
by without the, um...?
397
00:18:24,913 --> 00:18:26,413
I�m good.
398
00:18:30,752 --> 00:18:32,442
Some days are
better than others.
399
00:18:33,421 --> 00:18:34,921
But I�m good.
400
00:18:34,965 --> 00:18:36,925
You know, it feels
really ironic.
401
00:18:38,093 --> 00:18:40,513
The things you do... Did.
402
00:18:40,514 --> 00:18:42,847
The things you
saw and talked to.
403
00:18:42,848 --> 00:18:45,078
Those were the things
that I struggled with.
404
00:18:48,019 --> 00:18:50,859
And, now, they�re um...
They�re kinda gone.
405
00:18:54,359 --> 00:18:56,199
And you�re leaving, too.
406
00:19:12,961 --> 00:19:16,081
Thank you for making my
world so much bigger.
407
00:19:36,985 --> 00:19:38,485
[mysterious score]
408
00:19:40,697 --> 00:19:44,457
[Susan] It�s that bank repo.
They call it the Ensom House.
409
00:19:44,492 --> 00:19:46,302
I finally got up
here to check it out.
410
00:19:46,328 --> 00:19:47,958
Look, I�ll call you back.
411
00:19:54,169 --> 00:19:55,759
[engine turns off]
412
00:19:58,340 --> 00:19:59,930
[buoyant score]
413
00:20:11,061 --> 00:20:12,601
[exhales appreciatively]
414
00:20:13,521 --> 00:20:15,021
Whammo.
415
00:20:17,859 --> 00:20:19,449
[door closes]
416
00:20:38,922 --> 00:20:42,042
I believe the right
house is like a soulmate.
417
00:20:42,092 --> 00:20:43,632
[exhale]
418
00:20:45,053 --> 00:20:47,183
You can look at a
thousand other houses,
419
00:20:47,222 --> 00:20:49,032
but when the right
one comes along,
420
00:20:49,766 --> 00:20:51,306
you know.
421
00:20:52,143 --> 00:20:53,683
And it�s magic.
422
00:21:07,450 --> 00:21:09,070
Wowza.
423
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:12,490
[House] I�m sorry. I do not
understand your request.
424
00:21:13,748 --> 00:21:15,858
Oh, sure. There�s a
smart-house function.
425
00:21:16,418 --> 00:21:17,918
What can I do for you?
426
00:21:19,421 --> 00:21:20,921
Just looking.
427
00:21:20,922 --> 00:21:24,425
Please let me know if you
have any questions, Susan.
428
00:21:24,426 --> 00:21:26,296
- [eerie boom]
- [unsettling score]
429
00:21:26,678 --> 00:21:28,228
How�d you...
430
00:21:29,306 --> 00:21:31,396
Did the bank add
me to the database?
431
00:21:31,433 --> 00:21:35,063
Yes. Please let me know
if you have any questions.
432
00:21:51,953 --> 00:21:53,833
Sorry I�m late.
Everything okay?
433
00:21:53,872 --> 00:21:55,862
Uh, the Cantervilles
are freaking out.
434
00:21:55,999 --> 00:21:57,759
Okay. In moments like these
435
00:21:57,792 --> 00:21:59,962
I think it�s important
we follow a process.
436
00:21:59,963 --> 00:22:02,083
Luke always counted
on intuition and magic
437
00:22:02,084 --> 00:22:03,881
and let�s all be honest:
those days are over.
438
00:22:03,882 --> 00:22:05,422
- Susan, sh.
- No, no.
439
00:22:05,423 --> 00:22:07,217
I think we need to
face the truth here.
440
00:22:07,218 --> 00:22:10,137
Luke has lost his special sauce.
He�s just a regular guy now...
441
00:22:10,138 --> 00:22:11,638
On a good day.
442
00:22:12,849 --> 00:22:14,609
[scoff]
443
00:22:14,642 --> 00:22:16,142
Luke!
444
00:22:17,665 --> 00:22:20,545
So, it�s a step-by-step
process I call ECHIDNA:
445
00:22:20,584 --> 00:22:24,884
Engage, Coordinate, Handhold,
Investigate, De-terminate,
446
00:22:24,922 --> 00:22:27,212
- Neutralize, Assess.
- De-terminate?
447
00:22:27,213 --> 00:22:29,592
A lot of our clients don�t
really understand what we do.
448
00:22:29,593 --> 00:22:31,473
So, when we get
fired... terminated...
449
00:22:31,512 --> 00:22:32,882
Which we always do.
450
00:22:32,930 --> 00:22:35,480
We need to be rehired.
De-terminated.
451
00:22:35,516 --> 00:22:37,896
But why ECHIDNA?
452
00:22:37,935 --> 00:22:41,225
Echidna is an egg-laying
mammal indigenous to Australia.
453
00:22:41,271 --> 00:22:43,691
- Oh, well, there you go.
- It�s a mnemonic.
454
00:22:43,692 --> 00:22:45,692
To help you remember the
key steps of the process.
455
00:22:45,693 --> 00:22:48,277
[Luke] Well, Heaven forbid
you forget your ECHIDNA.
456
00:22:48,278 --> 00:22:50,158
[August chuckles]
457
00:22:50,197 --> 00:22:52,077
Great. Good. Thanks so much.
458
00:22:52,078 --> 00:22:53,866
Can you catch me up
on what�s happening
459
00:22:53,867 --> 00:22:56,037
- with the Kingston place?
- [Phil] Oh, boy.
460
00:22:56,038 --> 00:22:58,621
The DeVores want a
contingency deal, right?
461
00:22:58,622 --> 00:23:00,248
But Jack Kingston�s
not having it.
462
00:23:00,249 --> 00:23:02,549
He says, "Buy it or
don�t. I don�t care."
463
00:23:10,801 --> 00:23:14,511
Return to the sweet
embrace of the grave.
464
00:23:14,555 --> 00:23:16,895
We�ve tried any
number of devices to
465
00:23:17,433 --> 00:23:20,013
facilitate communication
beyond the veil.
466
00:23:20,060 --> 00:23:21,770
[gentle score]
467
00:23:21,812 --> 00:23:24,882
There�s something about toys
that works particularly well.
468
00:23:25,566 --> 00:23:29,406
Possibly their simplicity
and... playful appearance
469
00:23:29,445 --> 00:23:31,735
create a rapport with
those on the other side.
470
00:23:33,949 --> 00:23:35,459
Luke, do you think this...
471
00:23:35,492 --> 00:23:37,572
your current status,
do you think it�s...
472
00:23:38,662 --> 00:23:40,532
permanent?
473
00:23:43,834 --> 00:23:46,724
You mean do you think I�m going
to remain a normal person?
474
00:23:47,129 --> 00:23:49,009
Well, gee, I hope so.
475
00:23:49,923 --> 00:23:51,463
[clears throat]
476
00:23:51,508 --> 00:23:53,138
Yeah? What?
477
00:23:53,177 --> 00:23:54,717
Your office.
478
00:24:15,866 --> 00:24:17,496
Why were you so nasty to Susan?
479
00:24:17,534 --> 00:24:19,284
I wasn�t nasty.
480
00:24:19,328 --> 00:24:22,128
You were a condescending,
dismissive jerk.
481
00:24:22,129 --> 00:24:23,706
Look, we have a
lot of work to do.
482
00:24:23,707 --> 00:24:25,625
Susan is great. You know
that I think she is great,
483
00:24:25,626 --> 00:24:28,426
but she does tend to get
bogged down in the process.
484
00:24:28,462 --> 00:24:30,172
And we just don�t have the time.
485
00:24:30,214 --> 00:24:33,344
Well, Susan made the time
to keep this agency running
486
00:24:33,345 --> 00:24:34,967
while you were off
having your two-month
487
00:24:34,968 --> 00:24:36,978
case of the Mondays!
488
00:24:41,892 --> 00:24:43,812
- Where is she?
- I have no idea.
489
00:24:44,561 --> 00:24:48,271
Where does she go when she
feels sad, unappreciated and
490
00:24:48,315 --> 00:24:50,155
justifiably pissed off?
491
00:24:51,693 --> 00:24:53,443
[door opens]
492
00:24:53,487 --> 00:24:55,037
[door closes]
493
00:24:55,072 --> 00:24:56,612
[mysterious score]
494
00:25:01,078 --> 00:25:02,828
[sigh]
495
00:25:06,083 --> 00:25:07,623
[exhale]
496
00:25:26,186 --> 00:25:27,686
[deep sigh]
497
00:25:28,897 --> 00:25:30,527
[piano playing in distance]
498
00:25:30,566 --> 00:25:32,106
Who�s there?
499
00:25:34,361 --> 00:25:35,861
- [phone buzzes]
- [sigh]
500
00:25:39,116 --> 00:25:41,156
- [keyboard clicking]
- [clack]
501
00:25:41,201 --> 00:25:42,701
[ding]
502
00:25:44,913 --> 00:25:46,413
[ding]
503
00:25:46,456 --> 00:25:48,046
[deeper ding]
504
00:25:50,127 --> 00:25:51,677
[ding]
505
00:25:52,921 --> 00:25:54,461
[ding]
506
00:25:55,215 --> 00:25:56,715
[click]
507
00:26:08,395 --> 00:26:10,395
Um... house?
508
00:26:13,901 --> 00:26:15,901
House control voice thingy?
509
00:26:18,906 --> 00:26:23,206
Creepy man-projecting internet
connected simulated person unit?
510
00:26:23,243 --> 00:26:25,823
- [dings]
- Hello, Susan.
511
00:26:26,663 --> 00:26:28,773
Did you just play that
music a minute ago?
512
00:26:29,416 --> 00:26:30,916
Did you not like it?
513
00:26:31,501 --> 00:26:33,291
I...
514
00:26:33,337 --> 00:26:35,927
Yes, it was fine.
It just startled me.
515
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:38,710
I�m sorry.
516
00:26:38,759 --> 00:26:41,809
My device at home waits
until I ask it to play music.
517
00:26:41,845 --> 00:26:45,015
Yes, the older models do that.
518
00:26:48,352 --> 00:26:49,932
I gotta go.
519
00:26:50,812 --> 00:26:52,812
Come back... soon.
520
00:26:52,856 --> 00:26:54,446
[signing off chimes]
521
00:27:02,366 --> 00:27:04,076
[Luke] I was... I
am really grateful
522
00:27:04,117 --> 00:27:06,957
for the way you stepped up and
ran things while I was away.
523
00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:09,372
I don�t know if I expressed
that really well in there
524
00:27:09,373 --> 00:27:12,123
and I�m really sorry if
I sounded like anything
525
00:27:12,167 --> 00:27:14,467
other than really
grateful. Really.
526
00:27:14,503 --> 00:27:17,813
You know you say "really" a lot
during difficult conversations?
527
00:27:18,966 --> 00:27:21,136
- No shit?
- [chuckles]
528
00:27:24,054 --> 00:27:26,344
- Sorry to interrupt.
- Whattaya got?
529
00:27:26,345 --> 00:27:28,724
A few things dribbling in
on the Canterville house.
530
00:27:28,725 --> 00:27:31,685
1938, a ten-year-old boy
named Samuel MacAdams
531
00:27:31,728 --> 00:27:33,608
died of scarlet
fever in the house.
532
00:27:33,647 --> 00:27:35,357
Child�s voice.
533
00:27:35,399 --> 00:27:36,949
It all adds up.
534
00:27:36,984 --> 00:27:38,774
What all adds up?
It�s one clue.
535
00:27:41,321 --> 00:27:43,151
I�ll take it from here.
536
00:27:43,198 --> 00:27:45,998
Yeah, um... I�ll let
you know when the...
537
00:27:46,034 --> 00:27:47,534
rest of the records come in.
538
00:27:47,577 --> 00:27:49,577
[gentle score]
539
00:27:49,578 --> 00:27:52,748
So, you�re really just
going to do this yourself?
540
00:27:52,749 --> 00:27:54,299
Screw the process.
541
00:27:54,300 --> 00:27:56,544
Susan, you took what we
do and you color-coded it.
542
00:27:56,545 --> 00:27:58,754
There�s nothing magical
about your process.
543
00:27:58,755 --> 00:28:01,705
It�s my process with a cute
name but without the intuition.
544
00:28:05,178 --> 00:28:06,808
Susan.
545
00:28:09,224 --> 00:28:11,754
What are you going to do?
Rat me out to Zooey again?
546
00:28:18,275 --> 00:28:21,315
[Randall] You go ahead.
I�ll be right up.
547
00:28:21,361 --> 00:28:23,111
- [water running]
- [Deb humming]
548
00:28:25,373 --> 00:28:28,868
[toothbrush tapping
against sink]
549
00:28:28,869 --> 00:28:30,829
- [water off]
- [Deb resumes humming]
550
00:28:31,413 --> 00:28:33,283
- [stops humming]
- [dramatic thud]
551
00:28:34,624 --> 00:28:36,414
[eerie score]
552
00:28:36,460 --> 00:28:38,050
[resumes humming]
553
00:29:03,987 --> 00:29:05,577
[eerie boom]
554
00:29:21,140 --> 00:29:23,600
I�m telling you, Mom,
I was killing it.
555
00:29:23,643 --> 00:29:25,223
Clients loved me.
556
00:29:25,978 --> 00:29:27,738
Competitors respected me.
557
00:29:28,648 --> 00:29:30,238
Bob Livingston feared me.
558
00:29:30,983 --> 00:29:32,793
Monsters are always
afraid of fire.
559
00:29:32,819 --> 00:29:34,619
[Susan chuckles]
560
00:29:34,654 --> 00:29:36,654
- And I like Luke!
- Mm.
561
00:29:36,698 --> 00:29:39,248
I like the old Luke.
The new Luke seems...
562
00:29:39,283 --> 00:29:40,783
[tender score]
563
00:29:40,827 --> 00:29:43,077
Defensive. Territorial.
564
00:29:44,497 --> 00:29:46,087
Just insecure.
565
00:29:46,124 --> 00:29:48,774
You never really know what
people are going through.
566
00:29:49,836 --> 00:29:51,426
Now, that being said,
567
00:29:51,963 --> 00:29:54,133
I never believed
you�d be truly happy
568
00:29:54,134 --> 00:29:57,342
unless you work someplace
with your name on the door.
569
00:29:57,343 --> 00:29:59,633
[scoffs]
- Am I that arrogant?
570
00:30:00,138 --> 00:30:01,638
Oh, that good.
571
00:30:06,519 --> 00:30:08,209
Do you remember
that house we had
572
00:30:08,229 --> 00:30:09,689
on the shore that one summer?
573
00:30:09,731 --> 00:30:11,771
The one with the
amazing ocean view?
574
00:30:11,816 --> 00:30:13,376
Oh, you really loved that house.
575
00:30:13,401 --> 00:30:15,861
Oh, it was bright and cheerful
576
00:30:15,903 --> 00:30:18,783
and I would just lie
there and daydream.
577
00:30:18,784 --> 00:30:22,367
That was the one summer
daddy wasn�t away at work.
578
00:30:22,368 --> 00:30:23,958
Mm.
579
00:30:24,662 --> 00:30:26,952
I would just lie
in the sunshine...
580
00:30:27,540 --> 00:30:29,130
and listen to him play piano.
581
00:30:31,169 --> 00:30:32,679
That was a good summer.
582
00:30:34,338 --> 00:30:36,218
[tsks]
583
00:30:36,257 --> 00:30:37,847
Anyway, I...
584
00:30:37,884 --> 00:30:39,384
I found a beautiful house
585
00:30:39,427 --> 00:30:41,267
that brings it all back.
586
00:30:42,764 --> 00:30:44,974
I didn�t know you were
thinking of moving.
587
00:30:46,517 --> 00:30:48,147
Neither did I.
588
00:30:48,895 --> 00:30:51,355
- Hm.
- [Susan chuckles]
589
00:30:51,397 --> 00:30:52,987
[score fades out]
590
00:30:58,738 --> 00:31:00,608
Heading for the
Canterville place?
591
00:31:02,450 --> 00:31:05,670
- So, how�s this work?
- You speak slowly and clearly
592
00:31:05,703 --> 00:31:07,913
and pull the string.
593
00:31:07,955 --> 00:31:10,205
The words that come
out are those of...
594
00:31:10,249 --> 00:31:11,799
whatever is there.
595
00:31:13,795 --> 00:31:15,375
[tender score]
596
00:31:15,421 --> 00:31:19,671
You are... certain
you�re up for this?
597
00:31:20,593 --> 00:31:22,173
It�s a kid, August.
598
00:31:22,174 --> 00:31:23,970
A kid lost in a house.
If I can�t handle this,
599
00:31:23,971 --> 00:31:25,551
I might as well hang it up.
600
00:31:27,934 --> 00:31:29,854
Ah! Luke.
601
00:31:51,457 --> 00:31:53,007
[knocking on door]
602
00:31:55,670 --> 00:31:57,590
Huh.
603
00:31:57,630 --> 00:32:00,430
We were beginning to
wonder if you were real.
604
00:32:00,466 --> 00:32:02,386
Yeah, I get that a lot.
605
00:32:05,847 --> 00:32:07,437
[door closes]
606
00:32:07,473 --> 00:32:09,013
[playful score]
607
00:32:10,977 --> 00:32:12,477
You going somewhere?
608
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:14,940
We can�t stay here
another night.
609
00:32:16,691 --> 00:32:19,401
I think I have a solution.
610
00:32:20,486 --> 00:32:22,076
[bag unzipping]
611
00:32:25,992 --> 00:32:27,492
Randall,
612
00:32:27,535 --> 00:32:29,075
get in the car.
613
00:32:32,665 --> 00:32:34,245
[grunting]
614
00:32:37,003 --> 00:32:40,633
We are going to
stay with my sister
615
00:32:41,299 --> 00:32:43,809
and that stops being fun...
616
00:32:43,843 --> 00:32:45,463
really fast.
617
00:32:45,511 --> 00:32:47,011
Get rid of this thing,
618
00:32:47,054 --> 00:32:51,604
or pull up your
sign and get out.
619
00:32:55,688 --> 00:32:57,618
- [door slams]
- [playful score ends]
620
00:32:58,024 --> 00:32:59,944
[sigh]
621
00:32:59,984 --> 00:33:03,824
? -[Boy] There was
a little pony ?
622
00:33:04,322 --> 00:33:07,492
? His name was Happy Dan ?
623
00:33:07,533 --> 00:33:09,113
[eerie score]
624
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:12,960
? He loved to run
in the sunshine ?
625
00:33:13,539 --> 00:33:17,339
? Just frolicking in the sand ?
626
00:33:18,169 --> 00:33:22,679
? He�d kick his heels
up with frisky fun ?
627
00:33:22,715 --> 00:33:25,505
? He�d toss his
tail and his mane ?
628
00:33:25,551 --> 00:33:27,051
[keys clacking]
629
00:33:27,094 --> 00:33:31,684
? But if he enters
the woods at night ?
630
00:33:31,724 --> 00:33:33,514
? Dan won�t be happy... ?
631
00:33:33,559 --> 00:33:35,069
Oh, shit.
632
00:33:35,102 --> 00:33:36,472
[dramatic clang]
633
00:33:36,604 --> 00:33:40,104
? -For bad things
live in the forest ?
634
00:33:40,608 --> 00:33:44,158
? They wait for
ponies at night ?
635
00:33:45,071 --> 00:33:49,031
? If Happy Dan
runs too slowly ?
636
00:33:49,742 --> 00:33:52,532
? They�ll gather
round and bite ?
637
00:33:52,578 --> 00:33:54,078
[tense score]
638
00:33:54,121 --> 00:33:56,541
? They�ll nip his ears off ?
639
00:33:56,582 --> 00:33:58,162
Samuel?
640
00:33:59,752 --> 00:34:01,462
I don�t know if you can hear me,
641
00:34:02,797 --> 00:34:04,677
but I�m here to help.
642
00:34:04,715 --> 00:34:07,215
? -Goodbye to Happy Dan ?
643
00:34:07,718 --> 00:34:11,438
? Goodbye to Happy Dan ?
644
00:34:11,472 --> 00:34:13,012
[phone rings]
645
00:34:15,434 --> 00:34:17,014
- [click]
- [ringing stops]
646
00:34:18,229 --> 00:34:19,739
[deep loud boom]
647
00:34:21,732 --> 00:34:23,232
Let me guess.
648
00:34:23,734 --> 00:34:25,234
Not Samuel.
649
00:34:26,578 --> 00:34:30,535
[Susan] If it�s not the
little boy, who is it?
650
00:34:30,536 --> 00:34:32,246
His name was Edgar Cornell.
651
00:34:32,287 --> 00:34:34,667
He was a serial killer.
He murdered six people
652
00:34:34,707 --> 00:34:36,667
that we know of.
653
00:34:36,709 --> 00:34:38,469
[Edgar sings like a young boy]
654
00:34:38,470 --> 00:34:40,628
He removed various body parts
and dropped them in mailboxes.
655
00:34:40,629 --> 00:34:42,089
This was in, like, �78, �79.
656
00:34:42,131 --> 00:34:45,091
He was convicted
and executed in 1985
657
00:34:45,092 --> 00:34:46,551
but in between,
in the early �80s,
658
00:34:46,552 --> 00:34:48,344
he lived in this house.
- [Susan] Oh, my God.
659
00:34:48,345 --> 00:34:50,847
[Phil] Yeah, Luke could not
have gotten this more wrong.
660
00:34:50,848 --> 00:34:52,938
He has no idea what
he�s walking into.
661
00:34:52,975 --> 00:34:54,765
[dramatic score]
662
00:34:54,766 --> 00:34:57,353
[Zooey] But what about the
voice, the-the singing?
663
00:34:57,354 --> 00:34:59,731
[Phil] The thing was, he
had this freaky high voice.
664
00:34:59,732 --> 00:35:01,482
He lured his victims by
impersonating a child
665
00:35:01,483 --> 00:35:03,233
in trouble.
666
00:35:03,277 --> 00:35:06,157
Like a lot of serial killers,
Cornell liked trophies. A...
667
00:35:06,196 --> 00:35:07,946
hair ribbon here, jewelry there.
668
00:35:07,990 --> 00:35:10,790
A body part that he would
cut off or bite off.
669
00:35:10,791 --> 00:35:12,368
[Susan] Trophies!
That�s gotta be it.
670
00:35:12,369 --> 00:35:14,039
He came back for the trophies!
671
00:35:14,079 --> 00:35:16,839
[Phil] But why now? He�s
been dead since �85!
672
00:35:16,874 --> 00:35:18,684
[Susan] Look, we�re
right outside.
673
00:35:18,709 --> 00:35:20,629
How long until
you guys get here?
674
00:35:20,630 --> 00:35:22,336
[Phil] We�re, like,
a minute away.
675
00:35:22,337 --> 00:35:25,006
[Susan] Hurry! Luke�s in there
with no powers, no clue...
676
00:35:25,007 --> 00:35:27,097
and that... thing!
677
00:35:29,261 --> 00:35:30,801
[dramatic boom]
678
00:35:32,848 --> 00:35:34,848
[eerie piano playing]
679
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,780
I came back to get my goodies.
680
00:35:46,070 --> 00:35:48,700
- Stay back!
- Luke, he�s a serial killer.
681
00:35:48,701 --> 00:35:50,573
He collected trophies
from his victims.
682
00:35:50,574 --> 00:35:52,241
They must have been
hidden in the wall!
683
00:35:52,242 --> 00:35:54,118
The kitchen remodel brought
him back from wherever
684
00:35:54,119 --> 00:35:55,629
to find them!
685
00:35:56,246 --> 00:35:58,126
It�s somewhere in
the wall! Find it!
686
00:35:58,874 --> 00:36:00,454
Go, quickly!
687
00:36:01,794 --> 00:36:03,334
The hole needs to be bigger.
688
00:36:03,335 --> 00:36:04,587
- [Phil] Zooey, watch out.
- What?
689
00:36:04,588 --> 00:36:06,178
- Watch out.
- Okay.
690
00:36:06,215 --> 00:36:08,555
[dramatic score]
691
00:36:10,636 --> 00:36:13,306
Waahh!
692
00:36:18,477 --> 00:36:20,027
[dagger drops to floor]
693
00:36:20,062 --> 00:36:22,732
? -He was a little boy ?
694
00:36:23,941 --> 00:36:25,481
His name was Happy Dan.
695
00:36:26,735 --> 00:36:28,525
[Susan] Luke, look out!
696
00:36:28,526 --> 00:36:30,154
- [groan]
- [table clattering]
697
00:36:30,155 --> 00:36:33,075
- [Zooey] What am I looking for?
- [Phil] A bag, or a box.
698
00:36:33,117 --> 00:36:34,867
Jewellery; a hair ribbon.
699
00:36:34,910 --> 00:36:36,880
Body parts.
700
00:36:38,664 --> 00:36:40,374
Oh, my God.
701
00:36:43,669 --> 00:36:45,629
Hey! Handsome!
702
00:36:45,671 --> 00:36:47,751
Give me a call when
your voice changes.
703
00:36:53,470 --> 00:36:55,220
Susan! Here!
704
00:37:00,644 --> 00:37:02,854
[high-pitched scream]
705
00:37:05,649 --> 00:37:07,199
[crackling]
706
00:37:09,528 --> 00:37:11,078
[whoosh]
707
00:37:15,826 --> 00:37:17,416
[dramatic score fades out]
708
00:37:17,452 --> 00:37:18,952
[crackling]
709
00:37:19,621 --> 00:37:21,411
[heavy breathing]
710
00:37:28,797 --> 00:37:30,297
You guys are all so tough
711
00:37:30,340 --> 00:37:32,380
until somebody
torches your goodies.
712
00:37:33,135 --> 00:37:34,715
[gentle score]
713
00:37:35,220 --> 00:37:36,760
[relieved sigh]
714
00:37:37,848 --> 00:37:39,438
[Susan] Thanks, Deb.
715
00:37:39,474 --> 00:37:41,884
As soon as the kitchen is
done, we hit the market.
716
00:37:43,061 --> 00:37:45,431
Yeah, I spoke with
the contractor. Yeah.
717
00:37:46,148 --> 00:37:48,238
Yeah, I sort of lit
a fire under his ass.
718
00:37:49,234 --> 00:37:50,814
Two weeks. Great.
719
00:37:50,861 --> 00:37:52,401
�Kay, bye.
720
00:37:53,197 --> 00:37:54,697
The Cantervilles?
721
00:37:54,740 --> 00:37:56,620
We�re back on.
722
00:37:56,658 --> 00:37:58,158
So we are de-terminated.
723
00:37:58,827 --> 00:38:00,327
Great job on this, Susan.
724
00:38:01,246 --> 00:38:02,916
- Thanks.
- No, I mean...
725
00:38:04,082 --> 00:38:06,002
I screwed up and
you pulled it out.
726
00:38:10,339 --> 00:38:12,029
You really should
take some time.
727
00:38:13,091 --> 00:38:14,631
Time?
728
00:38:14,632 --> 00:38:16,219
You could be kicking
ass and closing escrow
729
00:38:16,220 --> 00:38:17,890
almost single-handedly.
730
00:38:17,930 --> 00:38:20,730
Take a few days off!
I got this covered.
731
00:38:20,766 --> 00:38:22,556
[phone buzzing]
732
00:38:22,601 --> 00:38:24,391
Um...
733
00:38:24,436 --> 00:38:27,146
Yeah. Maybe. Thanks.
734
00:38:27,189 --> 00:38:28,739
Hey, Bob.
735
00:38:28,774 --> 00:38:31,604
Ah, yeah. Back at the
helm, steering the ship.
736
00:38:32,110 --> 00:38:34,980
Listen, about this,
uh, Frederico listing,
737
00:38:35,030 --> 00:38:37,000
what�s his bottom line price?
738
00:38:37,032 --> 00:38:38,612
[brooding score]
739
00:38:47,209 --> 00:38:48,719
[buttons clacking]
740
00:38:55,550 --> 00:38:57,050
Julie, it�s Susan.
741
00:38:57,928 --> 00:39:00,888
Hey, so I checked out that
bank repo like you asked.
742
00:39:02,557 --> 00:39:04,187
Yeah.
743
00:39:04,226 --> 00:39:06,646
No, it�s okay.
It�s just, um...
744
00:39:07,604 --> 00:39:09,734
It�s just not for you.
745
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:12,910
Yeah.
746
00:39:13,902 --> 00:39:16,572
N-no, yeah, of course,
we�ll keep on looking.
747
00:39:17,739 --> 00:39:19,749
Okay. Goodbye.
748
00:39:22,744 --> 00:39:24,704
[phone drops into cradle]
749
00:39:24,746 --> 00:39:26,246
[soft sigh]
750
00:39:28,959 --> 00:39:30,509
[surf in distance]
751
00:39:31,795 --> 00:39:33,335
[gentle score]
752
00:40:06,621 --> 00:40:09,081
Feels weird coming here
to feel close to you.
753
00:40:11,543 --> 00:40:13,583
Lacks the atmosphere of Funland.
754
00:40:14,463 --> 00:40:16,393
And the hot dogs
aren�t nearly as good.
755
00:40:19,634 --> 00:40:21,554
Sorry I haven�t
been by in a while.
756
00:40:23,847 --> 00:40:25,557
But I�m, uh, back at work
757
00:40:26,725 --> 00:40:28,395
and, Dad, I�m just
tearing it up.
758
00:40:31,563 --> 00:40:33,103
Alienated Susan,
759
00:40:33,815 --> 00:40:35,945
best real estate
agent to ever live.
760
00:40:35,984 --> 00:40:37,564
Faced down a serial killer
761
00:40:38,570 --> 00:40:41,320
armed with nothing
but a stuffed animal
762
00:40:41,365 --> 00:40:44,245
and an epic misunderstanding
of the situation.
763
00:40:45,660 --> 00:40:47,240
Oh, and you�ll like this...
764
00:40:49,664 --> 00:40:51,244
Phil thinks he found mom.
765
00:40:53,001 --> 00:40:54,661
Yeah.
766
00:40:54,711 --> 00:40:56,421
"For reals" this time.
767
00:41:07,849 --> 00:41:10,519
For as long as I can remember
I wanted to ask her...
768
00:41:13,897 --> 00:41:15,447
Why?
769
00:41:20,195 --> 00:41:21,775
Why�d she leave?
770
00:41:24,199 --> 00:41:25,789
What did we do?
771
00:41:29,037 --> 00:41:30,667
What did I do?
772
00:41:30,705 --> 00:41:32,295
[emotional score]
773
00:41:42,926 --> 00:41:45,516
I really wish that we could
talk about these things.
774
00:41:48,807 --> 00:41:50,357
Hm.
775
00:41:53,895 --> 00:41:55,395
[deep sigh]
776
00:41:57,482 --> 00:41:59,022
Maybe someday.
777
00:42:01,570 --> 00:42:03,160
Maybe not.
778
00:42:08,243 --> 00:42:09,743
Here, Dad. [emotional exhale]
779
00:42:13,748 --> 00:42:15,248
Nice catch.
780
00:42:15,298 --> 00:42:19,848
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