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Humphrey says
I've no choice but to resign.
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I don't agree.
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We can still pull the chestnuts
out of the fire.
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But maybe Sir Humphrey's overreacting.
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Maybe the country doesn't realise
just how hopeless things are.
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Thanks for those encouraging
remarks, Bernard.
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Shall we find out?
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I should be talking
to the Prime Minister at Chequers
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trying to find out the answer
to the question everyone is asking,
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”How long can this government coalition
lurch from one disaster to the next
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"without dealing with the level of debt,
the euro...”
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Shut up!
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You try and do better! I'm only human.
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TV: ...employment figures and
a whole raft of manifest...
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(INAUDIBLE)
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(SIGHS)
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-Oh, it's so humid.
—Yes, clammy.
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Hope it rains.
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If we could find a way to keep
Mr Aitikeev happy,
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then Europe would get the loan
from Kumranistan
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and all these problems would be solved.
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The financial summit would be saved,
Europe would be saved.
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And I'd be a hero.
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That means getting three call girls
here for Aitikeev.
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It's pretty late.
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If we're gonna do that,
we'd better get on with it.
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Everything is further complicated
by rumours
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that the deputy Prime Minister,
Rory McAlister,
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the Prime Minister's
junior coalition partner
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who leads the Scottish MPs
at Westminster,
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is thinking of abandoning
the sinking ship.
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He's a rat. Why wouldn't he abandon
the sinking ship?
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It's not sinking. Well, not yet.
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Thank goodness Rory McAlister's
not here tonight as well.
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Ah, Prime Minister,
the Deputy Prime Minister has arrived.
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Rory McAlister! He's here? Why?
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Well, he said he needed an urgent
meeting with you.
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It's in your diary.
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At this hour?
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Well, we had to postpone him
because of the Mr Aitikeev crisis.
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(SIGHS) God, that is all I need.
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All right, show him into
the White Parlour.
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Yes, Prime Minister.
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—Do you know what he wants?
—More money for Scotland.
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And more power for
the Scottish First Minister.
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—Rory, so good of you to come.
—Jim. Jim, Jim.
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And you know Claire, don't you?
Head of the policy unit at number 10.
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Ah! How are things going?
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Well, isn't that for you to say?
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Well, as far as I'm concerned,
they're going very well.
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Well, fairly well.
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Well, as well as can be expected.
We're... We're managing.
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We're managing well.
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But I must say, how grateful
we are for your loyal support.
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Well, that's what I wanted to talk
to you about, Jim.
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Go ahead.
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My colleagues are being, how shall I
put this? A wee bit restive.
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As in the natives are restless.
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Yes, an appropriate
colonialist expression.
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Jim, you know you have my complete
personal loyalty.
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You know that, don't you?
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Well, my colleagues are having problems
with the coalition agreement.
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You said you were happy with it.
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Well, I am, as an agreement.
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But it included a lot of undertakings
which I see no sign...
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Which my colleagues see no sign of...
Of being fulfilled.
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Rory, these are early days,
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and we're in the middle
of a massive financial crisis.
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We have to deal with first things first.
Surely you can see that?
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Well, I can see that, of course. But,
my colleagues don't see it the same way.
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They're beginning to wonder about
the coalition.
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You need it as much as we do.
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Oh, I'm not talking... My
colleagues aren't talking, about, uh...
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About leaving the coalition.
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Well, that's all right then.
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They're just wondering
if it has the right leadership.
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What?
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Oh, no reflection on you
personally, Jim. No, no, no, no.
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It's just that, um, my colleagues
all agree you're doing a fine job.
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Just some of them think that,
maybe with a different leader,
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we might stand a better chance
of getting the agreements implemented.
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Have you been put up to this
by your opportunist boss in Edinburgh?
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Certainly not.
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Then what makes them think that?
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Well, I understand they've had certain
conversations with certain people.
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Are you certain?
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Absolutely certain.
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That wouldn't be because
you are that certain person,
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who's had these certain conversations
with a certain Chancellor
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or a certain Foreign Secretary.
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Certainly not.
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I'm very loyal.
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My colleagues tell me they've had
certain indications from certain people
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that, in certain circumstances,
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it might be possible
to have certain concessions met.
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Let's be straight about this.
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You've been conspiring
with the Foreign Secretary
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or the Chancellor to get rid of me
and replace me with one of them.
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No, no. It's just, uh...
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Well, certain people have had certain
discussions about certain possibilities.
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Treacherous bastards.
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Not you, Mr McAlister.
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The Prime Minister was referring
to the other treacherous bastards.
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Your colleagues are absolutely
loyal to you, Jim.
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What's been suggested?
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Well, certain people have said to me...
Said to my colleagues
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that they have, uh...
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They have no interest whatever
in taking your job.
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But...
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That if they were persuaded, it was
in the best interest of the country
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to take on the heavy burden
which you are currently carrying,
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and carrying so gallantly,
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then, however deep their personal
reservations and reluctance might be,
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they might feel obliged to...
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Well, override their private misgivings
and accept the onerous responsibility
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in the widest interests of the nation.
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Which nation?
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Our nation.
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Well, you can tell both his colleagues
that they are not getting his job.
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Certain people have found quite
a lot of members
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who'd be prepared to support them,
if necessary.
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Mind you...
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Mind you,
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there's a way you can
make yourself invulnerable.
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-Oh, yes?
-Mm-hmm.
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Jim, Scotland is a proud
and unique nation.
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For 300 years, we've been occupied,
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labouring under the English yoke.
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Subdued, suppressed, subjected
to an alien government.
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Alien! Are you referring to me
as an alien?
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We'd better send you to
the immigration detention centre
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at Harmondsworth, Prime Minister.
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All the important decisions
that affect us are taken in London.
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Have you any idea what that feels like?
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Of course I have. All the important
decisions that affect us
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are taken in Brussels.
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Jim, it's time to set
the people of Scotland free.
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Oh, they are free.
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As free as anyone else in the UK.
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Independence.
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Anyone who offered us that
would be guaranteed
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the loyal,
the undying support of my colleagues
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and the entire Scottish nation.
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Rory, I entirely agree with you about
the Scottish nation. Great people.
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Some of my best friends are Scottish.
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But, independence.
I'm sure its time will come.
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But if any of my loyal cabinet
colleagues are offering it to you,
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they're lying.
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Well, there is a halfway house,
you know, Jim.
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Well, you've got that already.
Your own parliament.
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That's just a glorified borough council.
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Dear me.
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No, we pay all our taxes to you.
You take your big cut off them.
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Then you parcel our share into
tiny little bits
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and tell us what we are to spend it on.
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Like pocket money for kids.
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That's how government works.
That's what it does.
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Government is about taking money
from the people and spending it.
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We do exactly the same to the English.
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But we want our taxes
to go to Edinburgh, not London.
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We'd pass some of the revenue on to you
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for central government expenditure,
of course.
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But the rest. The rest would be
Scottish people spending Scottish money,
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in Scotland on Scottish communities
for Scottish needs.
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What could be wrong with that?
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Um...
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They're going to hold a referendum
next year.
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I haven't agreed to that.
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Well, this is a Scottish matter for
the Scots to vote on.
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It's none of your business.
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It's up to us to decide whether
we want to stay in the United Kingdom.
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The future of Scotland is a matter
for the Scottish people alone.
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Prime Minister, wait a minute.
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Rory, I need to think about this
for a moment.
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—I'm going to...
—Take some soundings.
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Soundings.
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Why would Humphrey want to help us?
He won't care if they dumped me.
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He'll care about the breakup
of the Union.
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And if he doesn't?
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He'll care when you tell him
what Rory just said.
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That the first thing they'll do after
they dump you is dump him.
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Rory didn't...
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Good idea.
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Do you think the government's
really in danger, Sir Humphrey?
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Of course not, Bernard.
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Well, things are looking pretty grim
for the PM. He's very worried.
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The Prime Minister may be in trouble.
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The coalition may be in trouble,
but the government's not in trouble.
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-But the coalition is the government.
—No, Bernard, we are the government.
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—Yes, I know.
—Bernard, the Prime Minister
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is our head of public relations.
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That's what the job actually is.
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You're saying that politicians
are really just useless puppets?
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No, Bernard,
they are vitally important puppets!
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Ah, good meeting, Prime Minister?
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Oh, not a good meeting, Prime Minister?
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Do you know what he wants?
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All of Scotland's resources
to go to Scotland.
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Tax revenue to Edinburgh, not London.
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And if I won't agree,
they'll kick me out
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and replace me with
the Foreign Secretary or the Chancellor.
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Oh, that would be a tragedy.
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And not just for me, for Britain.
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Yes, indeed it would, Prime Minister,
but we cannot give in on taxation.
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That would be the first step
on a very slippery slope.
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I think perhaps you better
tell him, Prime Minister.
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Tell me? What?
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McAlister says they'll be getting
rid of you, too, Humphrey.
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(MUMBLING)
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It's their first priority.
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I said, I'd take soundings
and get back to him.
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So, go ahead. Sound.
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Oh.
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—He wants independence for Scotland?
—He does.
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Give it to him.
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So, keeping your job is more important
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than holding the
United Kingdom together?
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(LAUGHING)
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That is very droll, dear lady. No.
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No, it's just that the balance
of advantages and disadvantages
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of certain constitutional arrangements
can become so unfavourable
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to the major entity as opposed to
the minor or peripheral ethnicity,
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that a judicious, well, integration of
possible disembarkation of the relations
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should be pre-emptively
instigated by the former
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rather than attempting the perpetuation
of a relationship which is inherently,
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and indeed,
incontrovertibly prejudicial,
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both to our own personal political
interest and economic prospects.
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—Bernard?
—Sir Humphrey's fed up with the Scots.
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What I don't get is, why do so many
Scots resent the English?
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Oh, Prime Minister.
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Resentment of the English is the only
thing that holds Scotland together.
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Otherwise they'd be at
each other's throats.
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You know, before the active Union,
the Highlands fought the Lowlands,
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Catholics fought Calvinists,
Dissenters fought Anglicans,
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Campbells fought McDonalds,
and now Rangers fans fight Celtic fans.
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They just never stop.
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But you think I should offer him
independence, just like that?
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It'll scare the pants off him.
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Bernard, have you got that report?
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Oh, yes, Sir Humphrey.
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He wants a referendum.
Should he be allowed to have one?
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Well, we never gave the Irish
a referendum
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when we gave them independence.
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We didn't give independence
to the whole of Ireland.
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If only we had.
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It would have saved so much trouble.
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The economics of Scottish independence
report, Prime Minister.
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-Mm-hmm.
-Now that, Prime Minister, is not
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for Scotsmen of a nervous disposition.
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Sorry to keep you waiting, Rory.
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I think you'll find
it was worth the wait.
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I think you'll be very happy
with my decision.
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Oh, aye?
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Yes, time to set
the Scottish people free, you said.
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And you know, I think you're right.
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Full independence.
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Yes, when the time is right.
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Oh, the time is now. Seize the day.
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I think we can get it through
this parliament.
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Have you thought
what you'll do afterwards?
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I'm sorry?
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Well, obviously you won't have
a seat at Westminster.
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You'll be from a foreign country.
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But I'm sure you'll find something.
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Will Scotland join the EU?
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We're already in the EU, Jim.
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No, we are.
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You won't be when you leave the UK.
You'll have to apply for membership,
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which would mean, of course,
joining the euro.
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But you won't mind that, will you?
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No, it's the economics that look like
being a bit of a problem for you.
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You'll lose the £10 billion subsidy
which Whitehall hands you every year.
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Plus another 10 to 20 billion of
Scottish costs which we pay directly.
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We're not worried.
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We'll have North Sea oil to ourselves.
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You've been siphoning off
all the revenues for years.
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No, no, it's Scottish oil and once
we get our full share,
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we won't have any economic problems.
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Well, actually, it's British oil.
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Our international lawyers say,
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that, as Scotland comprises
eight percent of the UK population,
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she'll be entitled
to eight percent of future oil revenues.
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Eight percent?
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And then there's Scotland's share
of the national debt.
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National debt?
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Oh, yes, yes. It stands at 1.1 trillion.
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So, Scotland's eight percent would be
88 billion.
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JIM: No, the...
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The Treasury say
that the new, independent Scotland
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would start life with a debt of getting
on for 200 billion pounds.
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Plus another 187 billion pounds
294
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of toxic assets
from the Royal Bank of Scotland,
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which are also yours.
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You don't think I'm buying
this nonsense, do you?
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It's just simple arithmetic.
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And if you put taxes up, all
the big companies will move to England,
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so your revenue goes down
and your debts go up.
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Independence is what we want.
There's no compromise on that, Jim.
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Oh, absolutely not.
302
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But, but, in our referendum,
we'll be proposing two alternatives.
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-Uh-huh.
-Independence now,
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or a sort of a halfway house.
Getting there...
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Getting there gradually.
After all, present circumstances,
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things being the way things are,
and all the...
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All the considerations to be,
well, considered. (CHUCKLES)
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It might be wise to...
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To just, to take a wee bit of a,
you know, a breather before we...
310
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Well, you can propose as many
alternatives as you like
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in your referendum.
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We will propose only one option in ours.
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—In your what?
—In our referendum.
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The UK referendum.
We deserve a vote, too.
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On whether we want to keep subsidising
the Scots
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who are always complaining about
being occupied.
317
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The rest of the UK doesn't see
why there should be 70 Scots MPs
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at Westminster voting on UK affairs.
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And there are no English, Irish or Welsh
MPs in the Scottish parliament,
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which we pay for.
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And they don't see why the students
in Scotland
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should get free university education,
but English students don't.
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Even if they go to
a Scottish university,
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which the English are paying for anyway.
325
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They don't see why they should
pay prescription charges,
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but the Scots don't.
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No, I have no doubt
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that the UK will vote
for full independence.
329
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Now.
330
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Leave the Welsh
and the Irish out of this, right?
331
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They're struggling to overcome
the legacy of English colonialism
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in their own way.
333
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The English don't care about Scotland,
one way or the other.
334
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That may be true.
335
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What's also true is, when you gave us
devolution, you gave us certain powers.
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You don't like our choices,
so now you're having a wee tantrum.
337
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Threatening to go home
and take your ball with you.
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Our polls show there's a bigger margin
of support for Scottish independence
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in England than there is in Scotland.
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Can the Bank of England remain
the lender of last resort
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for Scottish banks?
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On the other hand, we don't have to have
our referendum
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unless you have yours.
344
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It's not necessary because
I'm offering you full independence.
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Right now.
346
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Now? What do you mean? This minute, now?
347
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Now?
348
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Well, you're not turning it down,
are you?
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No! No.
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No! Um...
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It's, it's, it's what we want,
of course.
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In the fullness of time, certainly,
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these things have to be thought about.
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Thought about. There's no reason in...
In rushing in.
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—But, I mean, when the... When the...
—Time is ripe?
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Time is ripe.
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Yes, when the time is ripe.
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So, you are turning it down.
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Not exactly turning it down, no...
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Because if it got out that you'd been
offered independence and refused it...
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Sometimes things like this
can be difficult to keep under wraps.
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But, you have my solemn promise
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that not a word of this will ever
get out as long as I'm Prime Minister.
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Thank you, Jim.
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00:19:36,705 --> 00:19:39,823
Ah! How did it 90, Prime Minister?
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—I still have my job.
—And I?
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Yes, if we can solve this European
debt crisis.
368
00:19:46,065 --> 00:19:49,456
But we can't unless we get three
shady ladies for Mr Aitikeev.
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Which means turning Chequers into
some sort of a high-class brothel.
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00:19:52,945 --> 00:19:56,256
That would hardly be new, Bernard.
Chequers has seen lots of prostitution.
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The only difference is, is that there
would be people selling their bodies
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instead of their souls.
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I wonder what the Americans
would do about this.
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Shall we ask them?
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—Not the White House.
—How about the CIA?
376
00:20:08,265 --> 00:20:09,664
I know somebody at the sharp end.
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00:20:09,825 --> 00:20:10,940
(PHONE BEEPS)
378
00:20:12,425 --> 00:20:13,699
Yes, hi, it's Claire Sutton.
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00:20:15,025 --> 00:20:16,698
I'm fine, babe. How are you? (LAUGHS)
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00:20:17,386 --> 00:20:18,660
I'm at Chequers actually.
381
00:20:19,306 --> 00:20:20,819
Fine, but we have a problem
382
00:20:20,906 --> 00:20:23,136
and I wondered if you had a View
or any suggestions.
383
00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:27,505
The conference here's been going fine
till now, everyone's ready to agree.
384
00:20:27,825 --> 00:20:32,262
Urn, but now, unfortunately,
Mr Aitikeev...
385
00:20:33,025 --> 00:20:35,778
Yes, the little Kumranistani
Foreign Minister.
386
00:20:35,865 --> 00:20:39,859
He's demanding that we get three escorts
tonight for him to have an orgy.
387
00:20:39,985 --> 00:20:41,498
Yes, tricky.
388
00:20:42,185 --> 00:20:45,894
Otherwise the whole Euro zone might
implode with disastrous consequences
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for you as well as us. Any thoughts?
390
00:20:48,585 --> 00:20:50,383
We don't have people who do that.
391
00:20:51,225 --> 00:20:52,260
Do what?
392
00:20:52,345 --> 00:20:53,415
(IMITATING GUN SHOT)
393
00:20:53,505 --> 00:20:54,575
I am leaving.
394
00:20:54,665 --> 00:20:58,340
Get off that phone.
Murdoch's people might have hacked it.
395
00:21:00,985 --> 00:21:02,214
Any other thoughts?
396
00:21:03,065 --> 00:21:04,783
I don't know,
it's after 10:00 pm. here,
397
00:21:04,865 --> 00:21:06,856
and we don't keep a vicar
on the premises.
398
00:21:06,986 --> 00:21:09,546
—Now!
—I've got to dash, the PM is calling me.
399
00:21:10,025 --> 00:21:11,823
Call you later. Bye, bye.
400
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:14,821
Assassination, is that what
he was suggesting?
401
00:21:14,905 --> 00:21:16,623
I agree, it's not practical.
402
00:21:16,705 --> 00:21:19,584
It's impractical and immoral.
403
00:21:19,865 --> 00:21:21,902
We can't just go around murdering
the leaders
404
00:21:21,985 --> 00:21:24,181
of democratically-elected
foreign governments.
405
00:21:24,265 --> 00:21:25,664
But we have actually facilitated
406
00:21:25,745 --> 00:21:27,543
the Americans
in this kind of operation, I believe.
407
00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:29,423
We've never done it ourselves.
408
00:21:29,505 --> 00:21:32,224
Well, maybe. You know, maybe,
maybe we should consider it.
409
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,616
—If it's what the people want.
—Which people?
410
00:21:34,785 --> 00:21:36,537
Our people, Bernard.
411
00:21:36,625 --> 00:21:40,334
That's how democracy's defined. Giving
the British people what they want.
412
00:21:40,545 --> 00:21:42,775
But what about the people
of Kumranistan?
413
00:21:42,985 --> 00:21:45,454
Are you saying British democracy
trumps everyone else's?
414
00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:47,264
Well, obviously.
415
00:21:49,305 --> 00:21:53,458
But we can't assassinate him.
It's wrong. It's unthinkable.
416
00:21:53,865 --> 00:21:54,980
It's corrupt.
417
00:21:55,825 --> 00:21:57,259
How would we do it, actually?
418
00:21:58,265 --> 00:22:01,303
It's not practical. We don't have
the people to do that sort of thing.
419
00:22:01,385 --> 00:22:02,455
Are you sure?
420
00:22:02,785 --> 00:22:04,378
No, but I'm sure we don't have them
here tonight.
421
00:22:04,705 --> 00:22:06,503
You mentioned something about a vicar.
422
00:22:06,745 --> 00:22:08,782
He suggested getting
some religious input.
423
00:22:08,945 --> 00:22:12,097
Why do the Yanks bring
God into everything?
424
00:22:13,385 --> 00:22:15,023
He's on their side, isn't he?
425
00:22:15,545 --> 00:22:16,979
So what did he suggest?
426
00:22:17,465 --> 00:22:18,500
Pray.
427
00:22:19,585 --> 00:22:22,259
—Murder and prayer.
—That's how they do things.
428
00:22:23,065 --> 00:22:24,385
Aren't Americans odd?
429
00:22:24,945 --> 00:22:26,982
Maybe it's not such a bad idea.
430
00:22:27,865 --> 00:22:29,538
—\/\/hat?
—Prayer.
431
00:22:30,385 --> 00:22:32,581
—You are kidding.
—Why not?
432
00:22:33,025 --> 00:22:34,698
Blair and Bush used to pray.
433
00:22:34,785 --> 00:22:36,742
And look where it got us.
434
00:22:40,425 --> 00:22:41,574
Bernard!
435
00:22:44,185 --> 00:22:46,415
No, no, wait.
I need to think for a moment.
436
00:22:46,505 --> 00:22:49,577
I've never had to ask God's advice
about whether or not to supply
437
00:22:49,705 --> 00:22:51,537
a trio of prostitutes before.
438
00:22:52,065 --> 00:22:55,103
—He might be offended.
—Not with you, surely?
439
00:22:55,185 --> 00:22:56,664
Aitikeev is the sinner here.
440
00:22:56,745 --> 00:22:57,860
Well, that's right.
441
00:22:57,945 --> 00:23:02,064
And if God gives me the okay,
then it can't be a sin.
442
00:23:02,145 --> 00:23:05,695
If he says no, I won't do it.
So I'm in the clear either way.
443
00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:10,224
But I wouldn't use
profane language to God, if I were you.
444
00:23:10,625 --> 00:23:12,184
You know, like the F-word.
445
00:23:13,545 --> 00:23:17,061
Don't actually say that Aitikeev
wants to F three hookers.
446
00:23:17,505 --> 00:23:19,815
Thank you for those helpful comments.
447
00:23:20,985 --> 00:23:23,579
I'm just saying that
it wouldn't be the norm, that's all.
448
00:23:23,905 --> 00:23:28,058
Bernard, I imagine God knows all
the four letter words in every language.
449
00:23:28,145 --> 00:23:29,419
He's meant to be omniscient.
450
00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:31,980
In which case,
he would know about all this already.
451
00:23:32,145 --> 00:23:34,182
In fact, he could be
waiting to hear from me.
452
00:23:35,425 --> 00:23:38,178
Then I shouldn't keep him
waiting for too long, if I were you.
453
00:23:38,265 --> 00:23:41,064
He's probably got
a lot of other stuff to deal with.
454
00:23:41,145 --> 00:23:42,340
Okay,
455
00:23:42,425 --> 00:23:44,177
but I am the Prime Minister of
456
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the United Kingdom of Great Britain
and Northern Ireland,
457
00:23:47,305 --> 00:23:49,774
and one of the Presidents
of the European Union.
458
00:23:50,025 --> 00:23:53,381
I think he knows he has to
find time for me when I need it.
459
00:23:54,305 --> 00:23:55,898
Well, we'll see, won't we?
460
00:23:55,985 --> 00:23:57,498
Come on, Claire. Come on. You, too.
461
00:23:57,905 --> 00:23:58,975
Come on!
462
00:24:04,505 --> 00:24:05,575
Oh, God,
463
00:24:06,345 --> 00:24:08,177
our rock in ages past,
464
00:24:09,185 --> 00:24:11,335
sorry I've been out of touch for a bit.
465
00:24:12,745 --> 00:24:15,305
We're all down here at Chequers,
466
00:24:15,385 --> 00:24:18,741
as you know already,
of course, being omniscient,
467
00:24:19,425 --> 00:24:22,975
ready to sign a pipeline contract
468
00:24:23,065 --> 00:24:26,501
which could save the EU from imploding.
469
00:24:26,945 --> 00:24:30,620
And now out of the clear, blue sky,
470
00:24:30,705 --> 00:24:33,936
Mr Aitikeev has demanded
471
00:24:34,225 --> 00:24:35,545
et cetera, et cetera.
472
00:24:35,825 --> 00:24:37,054
You know it all.
473
00:24:37,145 --> 00:24:41,343
So, if we don't get him three, um,
474
00:24:42,185 --> 00:24:43,778
call girls...
475
00:24:43,905 --> 00:24:45,543
Sorry about the language, Lord. I was...
476
00:24:45,625 --> 00:24:47,616
I was trying to think of
a nice way to put it, but
477
00:24:48,585 --> 00:24:49,734
if we, if we
478
00:24:49,865 --> 00:24:51,378
don't get them,
479
00:24:51,465 --> 00:24:55,823
he will renege,
the conference will collapse,
480
00:24:55,905 --> 00:25:00,775
and the opportunity for agreement
and harmony
481
00:25:00,865 --> 00:25:03,300
and peace on Earth,
482
00:25:03,385 --> 00:25:05,058
well, in Europe anyway,
483
00:25:05,745 --> 00:25:07,019
will be lost.
484
00:25:07,185 --> 00:25:09,381
So, my question is,
485
00:25:09,545 --> 00:25:12,298
which is the greater evil, oh, Lord?
486
00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:17,262
Is it really okay for me to authorise
487
00:25:18,145 --> 00:25:21,581
procuring three little scrubbers
for him to have sex with?
488
00:25:22,105 --> 00:25:25,336
And I'm having trouble
squaring that away.
489
00:25:25,785 --> 00:25:27,662
Oh, oh, and, by the way,
490
00:25:27,745 --> 00:25:30,783
if you do tell me to get him
these girls,
491
00:25:30,865 --> 00:25:33,459
what do we do with them afterwards?
Do we give them honours?
492
00:25:35,745 --> 00:25:37,497
I look forward to hearing from you
493
00:25:37,625 --> 00:25:40,777
at your earliest convenience. Amen.
494
00:25:41,825 --> 00:25:43,179
—Amen.
—How was that?
495
00:25:43,385 --> 00:25:45,058
Clear, respectful.
496
00:25:45,145 --> 00:25:46,863
—Now what?
—See if he answers.
497
00:25:47,865 --> 00:25:48,980
(THUNDER CRASHING)
498
00:25:54,425 --> 00:25:55,654
Maybe that was it.
499
00:25:56,105 --> 00:25:59,143
Don't be silly. A thunderstorm's
been forecast since yesterday.
500
00:25:59,345 --> 00:26:01,416
If it is God, he sounds angry.
501
00:26:01,505 --> 00:26:03,337
Well, obviously. No way he'd approve.
502
00:26:05,465 --> 00:26:06,535
See?
503
00:26:06,625 --> 00:26:09,094
What I want to know is,
if God does exist,
504
00:26:09,185 --> 00:26:11,301
why does he run the world
like the Home Office?
505
00:26:11,385 --> 00:26:13,376
Claire, this is a serious problem.
506
00:26:13,625 --> 00:26:16,856
I agree. So, let's find
a serious way of tackling it.
507
00:26:16,945 --> 00:26:20,256
We are trying prayer
since we have no other ideas.
508
00:26:20,345 --> 00:26:21,699
—Okay?
—Okay!
509
00:26:21,945 --> 00:26:26,576
Is God telling you to get hookers
for Mr Aitikeev or not.
510
00:26:26,705 --> 00:26:27,775
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
511
00:26:36,225 --> 00:26:38,694
I think what he's saying is,
512
00:26:39,225 --> 00:26:40,898
"Search your heart
513
00:26:41,065 --> 00:26:43,181
"and find a way to do what's right."
514
00:26:44,625 --> 00:26:47,458
That sounds like
just the sort of thing he'd say.
515
00:26:50,185 --> 00:26:51,300
Do you know what?
516
00:26:51,905 --> 00:26:55,102
I see a way out of this hideous dilemma!
517
00:26:55,585 --> 00:26:56,620
Thank you, God!
518
00:26:56,705 --> 00:26:57,740
Are you all right?
519
00:26:57,905 --> 00:27:00,977
God has given me an inspiration!
520
00:27:01,985 --> 00:27:04,420
Why must they be British girls?
521
00:27:04,505 --> 00:27:05,700
What?
522
00:27:05,785 --> 00:27:07,981
Every time I have a meeting
523
00:27:08,065 --> 00:27:11,376
with the Women and Equality unit,
or Justice For Women,
524
00:27:11,465 --> 00:27:15,015
they tell me there is
a huge problem in our major cities
525
00:27:15,145 --> 00:27:16,897
with sex trafficking.
526
00:27:16,985 --> 00:27:20,740
Foreign girls brought over to London
by the lorry load.
527
00:27:21,585 --> 00:27:22,655
—So...
—I see.
528
00:27:22,745 --> 00:27:23,815
Get three of them.
529
00:27:23,905 --> 00:27:27,341
No family. No one will miss them,
530
00:27:27,425 --> 00:27:29,257
probably don't even speak English.
531
00:27:29,985 --> 00:27:33,341
That's it.
We get girls that don't speak English.
532
00:27:34,385 --> 00:27:36,740
Then there's no way
they can tell anyone anything.
533
00:27:37,145 --> 00:27:40,376
We give them to Aitikeev tonight,
deport them tomorrow.
534
00:27:40,465 --> 00:27:41,535
It's done!
535
00:27:41,665 --> 00:27:42,780
It's perfect!
536
00:27:42,865 --> 00:27:44,583
What? How is that perfect?
537
00:27:44,665 --> 00:27:46,144
What about human rights?
538
00:27:46,225 --> 00:27:49,581
We protect our citizens.
What is the matter with you?
539
00:27:49,665 --> 00:27:51,861
We'd be sex slave traffickers ourselves.
540
00:27:51,945 --> 00:27:56,143
Bernard, if some illegal immigrants
541
00:27:56,225 --> 00:28:00,776
are having sex with Aitikeev,
I'm sorry about it.
542
00:28:00,865 --> 00:28:04,904
But if they're not British,
they're not my problem.
543
00:28:07,825 --> 00:28:11,375
Bernard, you really are being
a little bit sentimental.
544
00:28:11,465 --> 00:28:13,536
And none of this is my fault.
545
00:28:14,065 --> 00:28:16,534
If you want to blame somebody,
go and talk to Mr Aitikeev.
546
00:28:16,625 --> 00:28:17,660
But, no!
547
00:28:18,105 --> 00:28:19,300
You won't do that!
548
00:28:19,465 --> 00:28:21,502
Or come up with a better plan,
549
00:28:21,585 --> 00:28:23,974
or shut up and get it done.
550
00:28:24,065 --> 00:28:26,534
—I do not believe women are worthless.
—\/\/hat?
551
00:28:26,625 --> 00:28:27,740
When did Jim say that?
552
00:28:27,825 --> 00:28:29,463
I don't think women are worthless,
553
00:28:29,545 --> 00:28:31,377
it was foreigners I was talking about.
554
00:28:33,625 --> 00:28:36,538
Well, it seemed to me to be
the implication of the whole discussion,
555
00:28:36,625 --> 00:28:38,377
of everything the ambassador said.
556
00:28:38,505 --> 00:28:41,941
And I, personally, am most reluctant
to break the law
557
00:28:42,065 --> 00:28:43,499
and procure three foreign women
558
00:28:43,585 --> 00:28:45,940
for what seems to me an immoral purpose.
559
00:28:46,025 --> 00:28:47,140
Immoral?
560
00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:50,058
The future of Europe is at stake!
561
00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:53,024
The money supply, mass unemployment...
562
00:28:53,105 --> 00:28:54,664
I just think it's not right.
563
00:28:55,425 --> 00:28:59,384
This is a moral dilemma
that I really don't know how to address.
564
00:29:01,465 --> 00:29:03,376
Are you refusing to cooperate?
565
00:29:03,665 --> 00:29:05,338
(HESITATINGLY) Well, it's not as if...
566
00:29:06,345 --> 00:29:07,494
Well... I mean...
567
00:29:08,465 --> 00:29:10,422
Well, actually...
568
00:29:11,305 --> 00:29:12,864
Yes, Prime Minister.
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