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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:44,479 Riggs, homicide. 2 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:46,246 Cop: Nobody's dead. Riggs: Night's young. 3 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:47,899 This is sergeant Murtaugh. 4 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:49,610 - Threat or scare? - The real thing. 5 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:51,194 This gentleman saw the device. 6 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:54,489 On level 1, near the gas pumps. I wrote the license plate down. 7 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:56,325 That's okay, sir. Thanks a lot. 8 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:58,619 - Have you evacuated the building? - It's clean. 9 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,203 - Bomb squad? - On their way. 10 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:02,539 - It's under control. Let's go. - Bomb squad? 11 00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:04,583 Rog, I think we ought to check this out. 12 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:07,210 - Hey. Hey, hey, hey, riggs. - What? 13 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:09,713 - Bomb squad's on their way. - There's no bomb. 14 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:12,341 - How can you be sure? - Because it's a full moon. 15 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:14,718 Moon, lunar, lunatics. They're everywhere. 16 00:02:14,885 --> 00:02:16,553 - Hey, is that Greek? - No, no. Latin. 17 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,889 Latin. Man, you surprise the shit out of me. 18 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:21,266 There's no bomb. It's probably a false alarm. 19 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:23,727 It happens. Probably saw a radio on the back seat. 20 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:26,647 Hey, hey. Let's not mess with this. Wait for the bomb squad. 21 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:29,024 You're right. You sit tight, I'll be right back. 22 00:02:29,191 --> 00:02:31,777 - Hey, hey, hey, riggs. - What's the matter with you? 23 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:34,196 - There's a bomb in that building. - There's not. 24 00:02:34,363 --> 00:02:35,989 - There's a bomb! - There is not. 25 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,659 There's a bomb in that building! Know how come I know? 26 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,702 - How? - I got eight days to retirement. 27 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:42,704 And I will not make a stupid mistake. 28 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:43,955 There is no bomb. 29 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:47,918 I will bet vital parts of my anatomy to the fact. Now, look. Look. 30 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:50,462 Trust me. Okay? Trust me. 31 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:56,259 That's usually my first mistake. 32 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:58,387 Hey, riggs. Riggs: Yo. 33 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:00,097 Murtaugh: Hey, wait. I'm coming. 34 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:01,598 Riggs: Hey, rog? Murtaugh: Yeah? 35 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:04,309 Riggs: Your insurance paid up? Murtaugh: Yeah, of course. Why? 36 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:08,397 Riggs: There could be a bomb in here. Murtaugh: Oh, god. 37 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:11,316 I hate it when I'm right. 38 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:15,946 - You ought to learn to trust your instincts. - Oh, god. 39 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:18,740 First impression can often be the right one. 40 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:23,537 Leak in his diff. About to drop his drive shaft. No wonder there's a bomb. 41 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,497 Just don't touch it. 42 00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:28,291 Just looking. 43 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:31,086 Right. 44 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:37,300 What are you gonna do? Don't open the door. Don't open the door! 45 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:42,973 Son of a bitch, just look at it. 46 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:45,976 - Just look at it. - That's all I'm gonna do, is look. 47 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:51,064 Oh, my. There's more plastic than Cher. 48 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:54,818 I love this job. This is amateur night. Open the door. I can't hear you. 49 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,820 Open the door. 50 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:58,530 Don't do nothing. 51 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:01,450 Not that one! Mm-mm! 52 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:02,909 You son of a bitch. 53 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:06,246 Well, this is a pretty shonky job. I can dismantle it. 54 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:09,082 It looks like Beirut to me. Let's get the hell out of here. 55 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:16,006 Everybody's outside. Just me, you and this cat are dumb enough to be here. 56 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:18,425 Nearly a cat-tastrophe, huh? Heh. 57 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:22,387 - Relax, rog. Relax. Right. - Don't do nothing. 58 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:24,514 We got nine minutes and seven seconds left. 59 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:26,183 - Know what we could do? - What? 60 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:29,227 - We could drive this out. - Fine, it's your turn to drive. 61 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:31,271 No keys. Tsk, tsk. I could hot-wire it. 62 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:34,691 Aah! Don't even say "hot-wire" around this stuff, man. 63 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:37,944 - You're right, you're right. - Why am I doing this? Why am I...? 64 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:41,114 Looks like we're gonna have to do it the old-fashioned way. 65 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:45,702 Riggs, what are you thinking? What are you thinking, riggs? Riggs. 66 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:48,121 - I'm thinking we should cut the blue wire. - Wait! 67 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,207 - That's not what I think. - You think red? 68 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:54,252 I'm thinking that it's eight minutes and 42 seconds. 69 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:58,006 We can go upstairs, wait for the bomb squad, have a cappuccino. 70 00:04:58,173 --> 00:05:01,802 The bomb squad never gets here on time. It's eight minutes and 31 seconds. 71 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:04,304 - Rog, please. - Forget the cappuccino. 72 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:07,808 - You know what they're gonna say? - "Get the fuck out of here." 73 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:11,770 After that, they're gonna say, "cut the blue wire," which I'm gonna do right now. 74 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,523 - Hey, hey. Wait, wait. Riggs. Wait. - What? 75 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:16,942 - How can you be so sure? - Oh, it's just a hunch. 76 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:19,319 - A hunch? - Remember the bomb under your toilet? 77 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:22,572 - Oh, shit. How could I forget? - Red wire, blue wire, same thing. 78 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:25,951 This is more simplified. A bit more powerful, but more simplified. 79 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:29,496 - From where I was sitting, I couldn't see. - Forget it. Come on, trust me. 80 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:30,914 Yeah, so I gotta trust you? 81 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:33,834 Guess not. Well, I'm cutting the red wire, okay? 82 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,169 Oh! Oh! 83 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:39,756 - What? What? - A minute ago you said blue. 84 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:43,009 - Did I say blue? - Riggs, you said blue. 85 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:44,928 - Well, I meant red. - You sure? 86 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:46,972 We can do it your way if you'd like. 87 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:49,266 -My way? I don't have...! —quiet! 88 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:52,769 - I'm sure, okay? - Shit. 89 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:56,565 Riggs: You ready? 90 00:05:56,731 --> 00:05:58,441 - Rog? - What? 91 00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:02,153 Won't you kind of miss all this good stuff when you retire? 92 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:05,115 Aren't you gonna miss it a little bit? Huh? 93 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:08,577 I'm cutting the wire. 94 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,412 Snip. See? All done. 95 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:14,916 - Rog. - Yeah? 96 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:18,712 - Grab the cat. - Grab the cat? 97 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:21,798 Riggs: Get back! Take cover! 98 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:23,193 Policeman 1: Where are they? 99 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:30,075 Bravo. 100 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:36,373 Oops. 101 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:39,584 Right. Oops. 102 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:43,922 Right. 103 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:51,930 Seven days to retirement, I'm busted down to patrolman. 104 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:54,557 I should've cut the red wire. 105 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:56,810 - You did. - No, I didn't. I cut the blue wire. 106 00:07:56,977 --> 00:08:00,063 That's what I meant. We should've waited for the bomb squad. 107 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:01,898 Am I gonna have to listen to this? 108 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:04,609 - Every day until I retire. - That'll be a week too long. 109 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:06,069 Ah, shit. 110 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:08,488 - My feet are killing me. - They're killing me too. 111 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:11,074 - How? - I gotta listen to you bitch about them! 112 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:15,620 - Because you should've cut the red wire! - I did cut the red wire! 113 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:19,374 What's this? It's kind of soft. It's not a bulletproof vest. 114 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:22,419 - It's not gonna keep anything out. - Gonna keep my stomach in. 115 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:24,754 What do you got under there? 116 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:27,674 - It's a girdle. - What? 117 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:30,135 Oh, god. It's a girdle. 118 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:32,220 Trish know about this? 119 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:34,180 Not a woman's girdle, a man's girdle. 120 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,891 - They make girdles for men? - They make girdles for men. 121 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:38,393 - They do, huh? - Yeah, they do. 122 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:41,771 I haven't worn this uniform in 15 years. Cleaners must have shrunk it. 123 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:43,481 Well, you should take it to chin. 124 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:46,693 I did take it to chin over in alpine. Look at it. It's shrunk all up in here. 125 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:50,447 - Have to hold my breath. - Did you see that? 126 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:52,949 - See what? - Jaywalker. 127 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:54,826 Jaywalking? 128 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:57,454 Hold it right there, pal. Step up here, please. 129 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:00,707 - What did I do? - Stand there. 130 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,835 What'd you do? Jaywalking. I saw you. I have to cite you. 131 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:06,046 Jaywalking? Oh, Jesus, come on. 132 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:08,465 Can you handle this or should I radio for backup? 133 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:11,134 - Got the ticket book? - People are committing crimes... 134 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:13,636 - And you're hassling me? - Shut up! 135 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:17,766 Oh! 136 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:21,519 - Do you know how to fill one of these out? - A long time ago. Let me see. 137 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:23,480 Can't read it. The print is little. 138 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:25,398 - Without my glasses. - You're no help. 139 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:28,818 Can we speed this up? You may have nothing to do. I have things to do. 140 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:31,863 No, we can't, so will you shut up? 141 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:34,157 - Jaywalking. - Ask for his license. 142 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:36,201 - License for jaywalking? - Yeah, jaywalking. 143 00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:39,162 I don't have it on me, okay? I wasn't driving, okay? 144 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:41,456 I was walking. What, do I need a walking license now? 145 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:44,084 - Oh, let's just shoot him. - Oh, oh, oh, what is he crazy? 146 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:47,253 I'm gonna drill him. We can make it look like suicide. 147 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:50,298 - Get out of the way! - No, no, no. The video cameras. 148 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:51,925 I don't care! I'm gonna drill him! 149 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:55,428 Get out of here, before my partner kills you! Go that way, not that way! 150 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:56,638 This way! Over there! 151 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:59,599 - Go, run! Now! Run! - Murtaugh: Right there, yeah. 152 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,567 Man: Hey. Hey! 153 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:13,696 Hey, wait a minute. You forgot to sign. 154 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:17,617 - Hey. - What's that? 155 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:20,703 Man: Wait a minute. You forgot to sign the form. 156 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,623 Hey, who are you? You're not the regular guy. 157 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,959 Courier: He's on vacation. Man: On vacation? 158 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,002 Well, who the hell is that? 159 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,213 Get in the truck! Get! 160 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,389 You fucking prick! 161 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,563 Murtaugh: Riggs! Riggs! Woman: Are you all right? 162 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,523 - Hey, are you a cop? - Yeah. 163 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:51,860 Fourteen-sixty. Into pursuit. Will continue transmission. 164 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,194 Man: Call 911. 165 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:56,447 All right, honey. Let me drive. We're in pursuit. 166 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:58,867 I'm driving, baby! Don't worry. 167 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:08,501 This fool picked the wrong time to mess with the wrong lady. 168 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:09,961 All right. Just stay close. 169 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:20,054 Hey, hey, hey. Right behind you, baby. That's right. Take a good look. 170 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:23,057 Delores the road warrior is dead on your raggedy ass. 171 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:33,276 Ram him! Ram him! 172 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,409 - Watch out, riggs. - Come on! 173 00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:53,296 - Are you married, sugar? - What? Yeah, 24 years. 174 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:55,924 - Yeah, 24 years. - Yeah, but is it working? 175 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:04,140 - Hey, you can't get closer? - I am. I'm getting closer. 176 00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,978 Hold on, riggs! Hold on! 177 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,531 - Murtaugh: Hey, hey! - Hold on! Hold on! We got you. 178 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,869 - I told you I could do it. - Murtaugh: Closer! 179 00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:26,876 - Riggs: Get me up there. - Yeah, get up close. 180 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,456 I am. I am, all right? 181 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:35,004 - Back off, back off! - Aah! 182 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:51,020 - If he falls, don't hit him. - Don't worry. I got something for you. 183 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:32,562 Ooh, hoo-hoo! Thanks for the interest, sugar, but one thing at a time. 184 00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:49,120 - Catch him, catch him. - All right. 185 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,583 Keep singing, baby. Just stay close. 186 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:01,924 Relax, baby. Relax, baby. 187 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,844 Ho! Ho! Ho! Hey, keep your hands off my thigh. 188 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,597 - My partner's in trouble. Watch out for him. - I got him! 189 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:24,781 - Boy, I'm getting too old for this shit. - Not for me, you're not, sugar. 190 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,453 You have the right to remain unconscious. 191 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,308 Anything you say ain't gonna be much. 192 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,347 - Murtaugh: Hey, riggs. You all right? - Ha! 193 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:43,299 I'm okay. I think we gotta book this guy for not wearing his seat belt though. 194 00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:45,468 Hey, that was dynamite driving. 195 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:49,180 - No, she's the dynamite driver. - I'll show you dynamite. 196 00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:52,475 - Riggs: Whoo! - Sure enough. Whoo! 197 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:56,396 - What have you two been up to? - What do you mean? We were in pursuit. 198 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,856 - I saw you kiss her. - No, I didn't. She kissed me. 199 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:03,027 It looked mutual. Wipe that lipstick off before the guys at the station start talking. 200 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:04,695 Hey, go spit, riggs. 201 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,491 You okay? You all right? 202 00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:14,163 - Morning, guys. Daddy. - Murtaugh: Hey. 203 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:17,375 Hey, how about treating your dad to breakfast today, okay? 204 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:21,629 - You got six more days to go. - Laundry service. 205 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:24,382 Trish: Hold this. Hangers? 206 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:28,052 I'm springing for the soap. Nothing too fancy. That's a cute dog. 207 00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:29,971 - It's a westie. - Morning. Westie? 208 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,764 Morning, Trish. Trish: Hey. 209 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,558 Morning, rog. 210 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,518 - Hey, Nick. - Spare me. 211 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:38,354 - What? Didn't you brush your teeth? - Trish: Hold it, mister. 212 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,523 I'm just looking for some orange juice. 213 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:44,068 Don't get fingerprints on the door, and put the glass in the dishwasher. 214 00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:47,697 - Did somebody commit a murder? - Somebody's coming to see the house. 215 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:50,074 Oh. Hey, I think a little mess adds to the charm. 216 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,545 How's this, huh? 217 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,714 This great? Okay? Okay? 218 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,408 Kelly's pool hall. Kelly speaking. 219 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:10,428 Yeah, right, Kelly. Hi, let me speak to dad. 220 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:13,848 Oh, hi, honey. How are you? I thought I asked you not to call me here. 221 00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:17,101 - It's for you, rog. - Murtaugh: Me? 222 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,730 Uh, who are...? Who is it? Hello? 223 00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:22,899 Rianne: Hi. It's my first day at work. 224 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,567 - Gonna come wish me luck? - Rianne? 225 00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:25,735 Leo: Beautiful, huh? 226 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:28,196 - Come on, come on, check it out. - Woman: Beautiful lawn. 227 00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:29,655 It's great. 228 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,991 See how quiet it is here? Listen, listen. 229 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,326 That great? Come on. 230 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,828 - Very quiet. - The inside's better than the outside. 231 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,748 - Trish: It's the people to look at the house. - And our broker. 232 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,878 Okay, okay. Just wanna make sure. 233 00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:47,340 I gotta show you this room first. This is my favorite. This is great. 234 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,092 - Okay? I love it. That it? That say it all? - Woman: Oh, yeah. 235 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,427 - —Beautiful. - Very nice. 236 00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:53,638 Oh, I love that picture window. 237 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:54,847 Shh. Shh. Shh. 238 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,725 Leo: You do? It's been completely replaced. Man: Oh, why was that? 239 00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:00,853 A drug dealer came through with his car and crashed right in. 240 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,730 Shot up the whole place. Shh. 241 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:05,107 Son of a bitch. I'm gonna cut him off at the... 242 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:07,068 - Ha, ha! Leo. - Oh, ha. Drug dealer. 243 00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:09,529 It's true. Hey, it's true. True. 244 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,865 Okay, anyway, look. Like the drapes? Maybe she'll leave the drapes. 245 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,909 Murtaugh: Hey, I thought you quit, huh? —I did. 246 00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:17,703 - You'll stink up the house. Don't smoke. - I'm edgy. 247 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:21,249 - You're edgy? Here. - Man: That stuff about the drug dealer... 248 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,625 Chew on these. 249 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,877 Leo: Listen, I have to tell you these things, okay? 250 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,129 It's the law. It's called full disclosure. 251 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,590 Anything else you wanna disclose before we go on? 252 00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:34,220 Okay, now that you mention it, the bathroom has been completely remodeled... 253 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,930 Due to unexpected bomb damage. 254 00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:37,974 Hey, hey, hey, come on. It's okay. 255 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,060 - Son of a bitch. I'm gonna... - Trish: Shh. Shh. 256 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,228 - Don't. You'll never sell... - Trish: Shh. 257 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,485 Okay, okay. So, uh, we saw enough of the kitchen. 258 00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:52,655 Let me show you upstairs. Wait till you see this. It's beautiful. 259 00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:54,323 You're really gonna love this. 260 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,497 Murtaugh: They're gone. Leo getz, I guess I'm gonna kill him. 261 00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:04,083 Son of a bitch. I'm gonna kill him! I'm gonna kill him! 262 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,752 Riggs: Don't... Murtaugh: He's trying to ruin me, riggs. 263 00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:10,131 - Hey, Leo, you got... - They weren't gonna buy the house! 264 00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:13,759 - Yeah, you scared them away. - No, they couldn't afford the financing. 265 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,095 - Oh, Jesus. - Okay, relax. 266 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:19,599 I had to tell them everything. It's the law, okay? I mean, full disclosure. 267 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,885 - You must have heard of it. - I'm a cop. I'm the law. 268 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:26,063 - Get off me! What is it with you? - Leo: Hold it. 269 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,399 Okay, okay. 270 00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:31,235 At least he didn't tell them about that nail-gun incident. 271 00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,529 -I forgot. 272 00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:36,115 Did you have a permit when you built over the garage? 273 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,242 - Permit? - You know what I'll do? Hold it. 274 00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:41,120 Leo's here. I'll take care of it. I'll make a couple calls. 275 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,955 We'll get some back-dated permits. 276 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,291 - Which phone can I use? - Uh, sunroom. Sunroom. 277 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,044 - Okay, okay, okay. I got you. - Jesus Christ. 278 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,880 - It's gotta be easier than this. - Leo: They don't know Leo getz. 279 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:53,924 You could do with less aggravation. Come to work with me. 280 00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:57,261 Yeah. Thank you, Leo. Son of a bitch. 281 00:18:57,428 --> 00:18:59,722 Stop fronting yourself. You know what I'm saying? 282 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,849 Swing with me and my crew. That's the move. 283 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,898 Forget school. 284 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,444 Oh, man. Here comes your pops, man. 285 00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:15,613 - Later, man. - All right, I gotcha. 286 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:18,574 - All right, bro. I'm out, man. - Darryl: Next time, g. Peace, bro. 287 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,374 Neighbor: Morning, rog. Murtaugh: How you doing? 288 00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:25,665 Nick: How you doing, Mr. Fisher? Neighbor: Hey, Nick. 289 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,583 Hey, Nick. 290 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,378 - Uh, wasn't that Darryl? - Yeah. 291 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:32,421 Haven't seen him around in a while. 292 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,926 - He dropped out of school. - Those are pretty gang colors he's wearing. 293 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,594 Yeah, I know. 294 00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,055 Hey, Nick. 295 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:44,433 - Yeah, dad. - Be good. 296 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:50,272 Hey, word, Nick. 297 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:57,780 - Word, riggs. - Word, rog. 298 00:19:58,447 --> 00:19:59,990 - What are we talking about? - Word. 299 00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:02,451 Starts with a w, "or" in the middle, d on the end. 300 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,704 - Word. Oh, yeah, that word. - Where you been? 301 00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:23,639 Jack: Hey, Tyrone, my man, how are you? Tyrone: Jack, how's it going? 302 00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:25,891 - Let's take a walk. - Hey, wait here for me. 303 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,811 Look around. This is my dream and it's all coming true. 304 00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:32,732 You sank your money into this, out here in the middle of the fucking desert? 305 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:35,151 That's right. Know why it's gonna be a gold mine? 306 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:36,360 Do tell me. 307 00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:40,030 Because nobody wants to live next door to people like you. You're a menace. 308 00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:43,451 Jack, I came out here to do business, not be insulted by you. 309 00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:44,952 Relax, Tyrone. 310 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:47,621 Just like houses, friendships need strong foundations. 311 00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:51,167 Hey, smitty, come here. Come here. 312 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:56,338 What's wrong with you? Don't I pay you good? Don't I take care of you? 313 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:57,506 Sure you do, Jack. 314 00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:00,259 What's this stupid business you and Billy tried to pull? 315 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:03,804 - It was a good plan. It worked. - It worked? It didn't work. 316 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,347 You got nailed first time out. 317 00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:08,184 Nobody who works for me goes into business for themselves. 318 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:09,643 Understand what I'm saying? 319 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:12,021 See how that can jeopardize everything? Right, Tyrone? 320 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:13,606 Heh, heh, whatever. 321 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,192 Jack: Especially trying to pop an armored car. 322 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:20,279 Okay, Billy got caught. There's nothing I can do about that now. 323 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:23,073 He's gonna have to face the music on his own. 324 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:26,494 But you and me, smitty, we're gonna start over. 325 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,412 You know what I mean? 326 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:31,207 - Whatever you say, Jack. - Good. 327 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,375 Glad you understand what I'm talking about. 328 00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:42,384 Now we got a relationship we can build on. 329 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,890 - Employee problems. You know how it is? - Yeah, right. 330 00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:50,976 You invest time and energy into training somebody. 331 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:54,355 They get greedy and do something stupid that jeopardizes everything. 332 00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:55,815 It's a bitch. 333 00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:58,150 Stick around. This is the good part. 334 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:01,862 We can put our initials in there. Yeah? 335 00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,739 Tyrone: Jesus Christ. 336 00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:09,328 Riggs: Lankershim and vineland. Where are we going, rog? 337 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:13,749 Murtaugh: Uh, right here. Rianne's got a new job. I promised her I'd stop by. 338 00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:15,459 Riggs: That's a good reason. 339 00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:19,129 Murtaugh: All right. Here we are. 340 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:28,305 - You got any silver, any change? - We're cops. 341 00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:31,350 That's right, we're cops. Not crooks. Hlgetchange. 342 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:44,280 Man: Where are you going? Get down! Get down! All of you, get down! 343 00:22:58,127 --> 00:23:00,337 Riggs! Riggs! 344 00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:08,470 How do you like that, huh? What are you doing with a rubber gun? 345 00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:11,015 - No! This is a film. There are not... - What? 346 00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:14,226 Cut, cut, cut! Who the fuck is this lunatic? 347 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,753 - Get him off my set. - Actor: This isn't part of the story. 348 00:23:16,854 --> 00:23:19,174 Director: Can we get a cop? Actor: Where did you come from? 349 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:20,649 Jesus. Who are you? 350 00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:23,944 Rianne, I'm so sorry. I feel like a microbe right now. 351 00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:26,405 - You really thought I was in trouble? - Riggs: Oh, I did. 352 00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:29,408 - You did? - A real cop. Go sit in your fucking trailer. 353 00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:31,452 What is wrong with you? Are you an idiot? 354 00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:32,661 I apologize. 355 00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:36,624 - He's a friend of mine, a policeman. - Yeah, we're both here to visit... 356 00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:38,042 Oh, he's a friend of yours? 357 00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:42,004 Let me tell you something, okay? You're fired. All right. Have a nice day. 358 00:23:42,171 --> 00:23:44,006 Fired? Riggs, what did you do? 359 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:48,636 - You're not fired. Don't worry. - No, you're not. Take it easy, riggs. 360 00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:50,638 You can't fire her for something I did. 361 00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:52,973 I don't care whose mistake it was. She's fired. 362 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,851 - Riggs: I apologize to everybody. - Don't push him. 363 00:23:56,018 --> 00:23:57,353 - Don't push. - All of you, go! 364 00:23:57,519 --> 00:23:59,647 Just take it easy. Don't push him. Don't push. 365 00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:02,691 Director: Get off my set, all right? What are you, deaf? Go. 366 00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:04,068 Move. Get off my set. 367 00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:06,362 On any normal day, I'd smack you in the mouth. 368 00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:08,447 - Is that so? - Don't hit him. 369 00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:09,907 It's a normal day. 370 00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:13,410 I'm sorry. Listen, are you okay? I'm sorry. 371 00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:16,789 God, I'm all thumbs. Look, he fell down. Let me help you up. 372 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,499 I said don't hit him, riggs. 373 00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:20,546 Riggs: Is she fired? Director: Yes, she's fired. 374 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:21,794 - Is she fired? - No. 375 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:23,796 - Riggs: She got a raise? - It's all right. 376 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,881 - Yes. I said yes. Thank you. - Good. 377 00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:30,052 - Rianne, I think you have a new friend here. - Yeah. 378 00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:31,971 We'd like you to come back. 379 00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:35,057 All right. 380 00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:39,144 You can't settle every problem with your fists. 381 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:42,106 - I couldn't use my gun. There was a crowd. - Okay, six more days. 382 00:24:42,272 --> 00:24:44,066 Look, I don't wanna hear that anymore. 383 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:47,403 Hey, did rianne get herjob back? Did she get a raise? Did she? 384 00:24:47,569 --> 00:24:49,363 I don't hear a "thank you." 385 00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:52,992 Maybe I should, uh, become one of those Hollywood agents. What do you think? 386 00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:55,619 -Hmm. Won't work. —why? 387 00:24:55,786 --> 00:25:00,040 - You gotta have killer instinct. - Heh. Son of a bitch. 388 00:25:00,249 --> 00:25:04,128 - We should've put the bag on the meter. - Put it in the glove compartment. 389 00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:07,256 - No, no. I don't do that anymore. - Oh, yeah? Good man. 390 00:25:07,423 --> 00:25:09,758 No, it's full up already. Put it in the back seat. 391 00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:16,974 - You really like those things, huh? - What, these? Yeah, it's good. 392 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:23,063 Hey, you know, you can eat a box of them. I'm still dying for a cigarette. 393 00:25:26,442 --> 00:25:29,570 - What, you cut yourself shaving? - Yeah. 394 00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:33,407 - Old razor? - Old face. 395 00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:38,746 I think you're really letting this retirement thing get you down, rog. 396 00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:42,082 Why don't you spend a couple more years, think it over. Why quit? 397 00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:44,460 - I got plans for my retirement. - Yeah, plans. 398 00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:46,420 - I do. Big plans. - Sure. Big plans? 399 00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:48,547 - I had them for a long time. - Like what? 400 00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:50,132 Like, uh... 401 00:25:51,008 --> 00:25:54,762 - Uh, hey, things, man. Okay, yeah, huh? - Things. Things. 402 00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:56,972 Yeah, yeah. Things I've put off too long. 403 00:25:57,139 --> 00:26:00,059 - Those things. I got those things too. - Yeah, riggs. Right. 404 00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:03,353 I can see you've given this a lot of thought, rog, actually. 405 00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:10,027 I've given it a lot of thought, riggs. 406 00:26:29,004 --> 00:26:30,714 Goddamn it! 407 00:26:30,881 --> 00:26:32,049 What the hell's going on? 408 00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:33,842 Riggs: I'm pissed off! You need a reason? 409 00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:35,260 Cop: I thought I heard gunfire. 410 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,513 Riggs: Get your hearing checked. Put that away. 411 00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:41,683 - What are you looking at? - Hey, man. Peace. 412 00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:07,668 - Cop 1: Riggs, why'd you call us down here? - Everybody, it's all right. 413 00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:10,712 Riggs: Hey, how you doing, son? Your mother know you're here? 414 00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:15,801 Hey, did you do this? 415 00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:18,512 - Cop 2: Nice shooting, phew. - Regular Billy the kid, huh? 416 00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:21,682 Diaper rash makes you cranky, huh? 417 00:27:21,849 --> 00:27:24,726 Give that to your mom. Maybe she'll stick it on the refrigerator. 418 00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:27,479 - Hey, can I borrow your glasses? - Yeah. 419 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:30,524 Okay, who's wearing? Roger, you're wearing. I need you. 420 00:27:30,691 --> 00:27:34,736 - Why me? You guys should be wearing. - Mr. Murtaugh, let me assist you. 421 00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:37,072 I've been dressing myself since I was 30. 422 00:27:37,239 --> 00:27:39,533 - Okay, man, just trying to help. - Just get back. 423 00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:42,244 - All you perverts, turn your heads. - Cop 2: Take it off. 424 00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:43,996 Murtaugh: Hold this shirt. 425 00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:45,247 Cop2: Vvoo-hoo. 426 00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:47,291 Cop 3: Wearing a girdle, man. 427 00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:49,710 - He's got a girdle! - This is not a girdle. 428 00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:52,754 This is not a girdle. It's my back. My back went out on me. 429 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:55,966 - He hurt his back. - Hurt my back this morning lifting weights. 430 00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:58,677 What you talking about? I hurt my back lifting weights. 431 00:27:58,844 --> 00:28:01,430 Yeah, I saw him do it. Okay, everybody, listen up. 432 00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:04,474 I want you all to have a look at these lovely bullets. 433 00:28:04,641 --> 00:28:06,681 - Cop 3: These are cute. - Notice the smooth jacket. 434 00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:10,355 Pay particular attention to the tip. Good close look at it. 435 00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:17,404 Now, you've all seen these vests stop a .357 Magnum bullet, haven't you? 436 00:28:17,571 --> 00:28:19,198 All: Yeah. Cop 2: So what? 437 00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:20,657 Okay. 438 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:23,118 Observe. 439 00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:40,010 Riggs: Son of a bitch. 440 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,181 - Armor-piercing bullets? Jesus. - Yeah, cop killers. 441 00:28:44,348 --> 00:28:45,849 Cop 2: Shit. Cop 3: Serious shit. 442 00:28:46,016 --> 00:28:49,102 Those bullets came from the gun of a suspect we arrested yesterday. 443 00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:51,813 - Cop 4: Armored-car guy? - Yeah. They're out on the streets. 444 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:54,942 Vests are optional, boys and girls. Especially boys. 445 00:28:55,108 --> 00:28:57,152 Cop 4: Holy fuck. Cop 2: See you, riggs. 446 00:28:57,319 --> 00:28:59,112 Cop 5: Well, let's just keep our eyes open. 447 00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:00,989 Murtaugh: Cop killers. 448 00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:04,868 Son of a bitch. 449 00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:09,164 I, uh, think we should talk to Billy Phelps. 450 00:29:09,331 --> 00:29:11,667 I'll have him brought down for interrogation, okay? 451 00:29:19,967 --> 00:29:22,511 I'm here to talk to a prisoner, sergeant, Billy Phelps. 452 00:29:22,678 --> 00:29:25,806 - Can I see all your ID there? - Sure. 453 00:29:25,973 --> 00:29:29,184 William Phelps, armored-car suspect. He's been moved to interrogation. 454 00:29:29,351 --> 00:29:31,853 - Know where that is? - Sure. Been there a lot. 455 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,146 Okay. 456 00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:43,365 Same floor. 457 00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:46,660 I guess now you're retiring... 458 00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:49,267 That, uh, Swiss bank account is gonna come in pretty handy. 459 00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:53,041 How much you got in there, a million? Million and a half? 460 00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:55,711 - Five. - Five. 461 00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:57,379 Well, you deserve it, man. 462 00:29:57,546 --> 00:30:00,882 It's better than those miserable drug dealers getting it. 463 00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:06,513 What are you talking about? 464 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:09,975 Hey, don't sweat it. You laundered it, didn't you? They can't trace it. 465 00:30:10,851 --> 00:30:12,686 - They can't trace it. - Well, now, heh... 466 00:30:12,853 --> 00:30:16,064 Look, so long as I get an invite to the casa de Murtaugh, I'm happy. 467 00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:17,607 Casa what? 468 00:30:17,774 --> 00:30:19,985 - I've never been to Portugal. - Stop joking. 469 00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:21,903 - She's a cop, man. - I know she's a cop. 470 00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:24,573 She's probably on the take too. What do you take me for? 471 00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:27,159 Come on. The whole force is bent. 472 00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:30,203 Look, she may be wearing a skirt, but we're all brothers. 473 00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:31,621 I don't have nothing there. 474 00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:33,623 - I ain't been to Portugal. - —beautiful. 475 00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:36,585 This Murtaugh... this... 476 00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:41,340 Lorna: Son of a bitch. 477 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:42,549 Cop: Hey, how you doing? 478 00:30:42,716 --> 00:30:44,176 Fine. Cop: Who is it today? 479 00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:45,635 - Billy... - Billy Phelps. 480 00:30:47,429 --> 00:30:49,056 - Who are you? - Fly me. 481 00:30:49,222 --> 00:30:51,266 I'm your friendly Portuguese airline. 482 00:30:51,808 --> 00:30:54,561 - She's infernal affairs, rog. - Lorna: How'd you know? 483 00:30:54,728 --> 00:30:58,440 Well, I took the Liberty of looking at your file folder. It was showing. 484 00:30:58,607 --> 00:31:00,359 Lorna Cole. 485 00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:03,362 - And you're sergeant Murtaugh. - I used to be. 486 00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:06,448 Yeah, what's infernal repairs want with our collar? 487 00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:10,327 - We're taking over, thanks. - Nobody told us they were taking over. 488 00:31:10,494 --> 00:31:13,705 - Nobody has to tell you anything. - I wanna go and see the captain. 489 00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:15,207 You wanna go see the captain? 490 00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:17,125 - Let's go see the captain. - All right. 491 00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:19,461 - And, uh, put on a vest. - Oh, are you wearing one? 492 00:31:19,628 --> 00:31:23,298 - Hey, hey, hey. Just take it easy, man. - Riggs: Okay. 493 00:31:34,601 --> 00:31:37,270 Hey, guys. Phelps, William. Actually, his name's Billy. 494 00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:39,147 - Phelps? You too? - Hi. 495 00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:41,650 - Popular guy today. - Somebody with him? 496 00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:44,820 No, not really. He's down the hall to the right. 497 00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:47,572 - Wanna sign in here, sarge? - Sure. 498 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,366 - Miss. - Thank you. 499 00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:52,994 - What's internal affairs doing here? - Don't start. I just found out myself. 500 00:31:53,161 --> 00:31:55,414 This is Herman Walters, chief of intelligence. 501 00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:57,499 You haven't met his daughter, lorna doone. 502 00:31:57,666 --> 00:31:59,251 - Cole. - Pleased to meet you. 503 00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:02,295 The Phelps case has been transferred to internal affairs. 504 00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:04,339 - Why? Tell me why. - I can't tell you. 505 00:32:04,506 --> 00:32:05,841 - That's classified. - Classi...? 506 00:32:06,007 --> 00:32:08,760 - We busted our buns busting this guy. - Busted is right. 507 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,429 He spent the night in hospital. 508 00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:12,556 - He forgot to buckle. - We cited him for it. 509 00:32:12,722 --> 00:32:15,016 - I know. I read your report. - Yeah. 510 00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:17,853 You know, our cases have unfortunately crossed paths here. 511 00:32:18,019 --> 00:32:20,355 That's all I can say. We'll take over from here. 512 00:32:20,522 --> 00:32:22,232 Captain, what's she talking about? 513 00:32:22,399 --> 00:32:25,235 - Walters: That's classified. - I said, "captain." I'm talking to him. 514 00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:27,028 I'm telling you... 515 00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:29,364 I said, "captain." I'm talking to the captain. 516 00:32:29,531 --> 00:32:31,509 Walters: That's classified. Murtaugh: I'm talking to him. 517 00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:34,161 - Riggs: Bullshit! - Murtaugh. Hey, hey. Riggs! 518 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:39,124 Murphy: Look, maybe these guys can contribute something to this case. 519 00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:42,752 From their records, the only thing they contribute is mayhem and chaos. 520 00:32:42,919 --> 00:32:45,088 I'm chaos and he's mayhem. We're a double act. 521 00:32:45,255 --> 00:32:48,633 - Are we required reading or something? - As a matter of fact, you are. 522 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,845 It's a cross between police gazette and mad magazine. 523 00:32:52,012 --> 00:32:54,514 - What's wrong with mad? - Lorna: Nothing, I used to read it. 524 00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:57,851 - Oh, yeah, you've got some good taste. - When I was 12. 525 00:32:58,018 --> 00:33:00,729 - When you... yeah. - Hey, hey. Riggs, let's go. 526 00:33:00,896 --> 00:33:02,898 We busted him, we can talk to him. Let's go. 527 00:33:03,064 --> 00:33:05,233 - Captain. - Muprhy: Riggs. Murtaugh. 528 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,527 Get your asses back here. 529 00:33:10,614 --> 00:33:12,407 You'll be needing these. 530 00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:15,076 I'm reinstating both of you. 531 00:33:15,744 --> 00:33:17,579 - Don't you just love him? - Yeah. 532 00:33:18,205 --> 00:33:20,415 Murtaugh: God. Riggs: No. You're Murtaugh and I'm riggs. 533 00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:22,626 You really are a beautiful man. 534 00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:24,753 Yeah, right. Just get rid of the blues. 535 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,422 - They don't go with the ponytail. - Absolutely not. 536 00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:31,760 - Yeah, right. - And get a haircut. 537 00:33:31,927 --> 00:33:35,305 - Of course I won't. - You just exceeded your authority, captain. 538 00:33:35,472 --> 00:33:37,849 - That's not the way I see it. - The chief will. 539 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:40,176 - Well, take it up with him. - Walters: I think I will. 540 00:33:40,227 --> 00:33:41,770 We don't want this screwed up. 541 00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:45,190 You're gonna have to get him between lunches. Son of a bitch. 542 00:33:47,901 --> 00:33:49,444 Hi, Billy. 543 00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:54,616 -Jack. —bye, Billy. 544 00:34:01,831 --> 00:34:03,458 See you, Billy. 545 00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:12,050 Cop: Sergeant, did you get what you need? 546 00:34:12,217 --> 00:34:14,803 Not really. It's a dead issue, I'm afraid. 547 00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:18,557 Riggs: How long has Phelps been doing this? 548 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:21,518 - Lorna: Doing what? - His armored-car thing. 549 00:34:21,685 --> 00:34:24,813 Lorna: I wouldn't know. I'm not interested in armored cars. 550 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:40,036 I don't think she's telling us everything. 551 00:34:40,203 --> 00:34:41,538 Yeah, I think you're right. 552 00:34:41,705 --> 00:34:44,499 Boy, these six days is gonna be rough. 553 00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:47,210 God, be good to me, please. 554 00:34:48,628 --> 00:34:51,256 Shit, son of a bitch knew there was a camera in the wall. 555 00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:53,258 Look how he's covering up. 556 00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:55,305 - Damn it. - Lorna: Didn't know there was one... 557 00:34:55,385 --> 00:34:56,678 In the interrogation room. 558 00:34:56,845 --> 00:34:58,179 - There isn't. - Yeah. 559 00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:00,473 Installed them six months ago. 560 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,475 - Every station. - Murphy: That's great. 561 00:35:02,642 --> 00:35:04,644 Six months, and we don't know about it? 562 00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:06,855 This is the police police, captain. 563 00:35:07,022 --> 00:35:10,483 "Police police." Can you say that three times in a row, real fast? 564 00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:12,861 - Am I getting to you? - Lorna: You trying to bait me? 565 00:35:13,028 --> 00:35:15,530 - I'm a master of it. - Well, that figures. 566 00:35:15,697 --> 00:35:18,533 Hey, heh, baiting master. Great. I'll try that on Trish. 567 00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:21,911 Freeze that. Stop it. Jack Travis. 568 00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:25,957 - Both: Who? - Lieutenant Jack Edward Travis. 569 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:27,834 He was one of us. 570 00:35:28,001 --> 00:35:30,837 Hell of a brutal cop. Could beat a confession out of anyone. 571 00:35:31,004 --> 00:35:32,213 One hell of a dirty cop. 572 00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:36,092 Never seen so many suspensions and reprimands and charges of misconduct. 573 00:35:36,259 --> 00:35:38,887 Well, he's also as tough as they come. 574 00:35:39,346 --> 00:35:41,556 - What happened to him? - I don't know. 575 00:35:41,723 --> 00:35:45,226 His partner and him were on a stakeout. He went for coffee, never came back. 576 00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:48,063 Looks like he's had one cappuccino too many. 577 00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:49,731 We better brief Walters. 578 00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:52,734 Excuse me, cute stuff. 579 00:35:52,901 --> 00:35:55,195 - That's harassment. - "Cute stuff." That's you. 580 00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:59,824 - Captain. - Boys, boys. Just the captain. 581 00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:03,411 Your involvement in this case ended when Billy Phelps hit the floor. 582 00:36:03,578 --> 00:36:06,331 Why don't you go back and beat your street? 583 00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:07,540 Really good work. 584 00:36:07,707 --> 00:36:09,668 Leo: Now's the time to buy. Murphy: Leo, not now. 585 00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:11,795 - Hey, Roger, Roger. - Murtaugh: Not now, Leo. 586 00:36:11,961 --> 00:36:14,756 - No, no. Not now. - We gotta talk, babe, okay? 587 00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:16,800 You're in trouble. You got termites. 588 00:36:16,966 --> 00:36:18,218 -Termites? —uh-huh. 589 00:36:18,385 --> 00:36:20,470 - Oh, god. - You're infested. 590 00:36:20,637 --> 00:36:22,931 The only thing holding up your house is the paint. 591 00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:26,267 Rog, I think we should go. Leo, could you get the place fumigated? 592 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:29,020 We should go to evidence, pull every file on this guy. 593 00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:31,481 I know this guy. What are you watching, Geraldo? 594 00:36:31,648 --> 00:36:32,899 - What? - I know the guy. 595 00:36:33,066 --> 00:36:35,276 - How do you know him? - I've seen the guy before. 596 00:36:35,443 --> 00:36:37,779 - Hey, where? - I don't know. I recognize him... 597 00:36:37,946 --> 00:36:40,907 His name's Jack Travis, Leo. Does that ring a bell? Jack Travis. 598 00:36:41,074 --> 00:36:43,827 Hey, hey, hey. Hands off the clothes. Okay, baby? 599 00:36:43,993 --> 00:36:46,705 - Okay, I'm thinking. Let me think. Okay. - Think. 600 00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:48,498 A big party. Murtaugh: Okay. 601 00:36:48,665 --> 00:36:52,085 Somebody brought a monkey because the monkey knocked over the salad bar. 602 00:36:52,252 --> 00:36:55,296 And this guy comes in, introduced me to another guy... 603 00:36:55,463 --> 00:36:57,507 Who wants a favor. 604 00:36:57,674 --> 00:36:59,384 - I got it. I got it. I got it! - What? 605 00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:00,551 He got it. 606 00:37:00,677 --> 00:37:02,679 - I remember! I remember! - You remember! 607 00:37:02,846 --> 00:37:05,807 Hey, don't do it. Don't let the earring fool you. 608 00:37:05,974 --> 00:37:08,143 - Hey, we're back. We're back. - Yeah. Yeah. 609 00:37:08,309 --> 00:37:09,644 - All right. Listen. - Yeah. 610 00:37:09,811 --> 00:37:11,438 Think I could get a gun this time? 611 00:37:11,604 --> 00:37:13,064 Murtaugh & riggs: No! 612 00:37:22,365 --> 00:37:27,203 Okay, this is it. See, these guys always wanted me to do favors for them. 613 00:37:27,370 --> 00:37:31,249 Like, some guys wanted broads, another guy wanted Cuban cigars. 614 00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:35,712 Your guy, hockey. The best seats in the house. 615 00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:40,550 - Where's the seats? - Yeah. 616 00:37:40,717 --> 00:37:43,470 Uh, probably by the glass. Around the glass. 617 00:37:43,636 --> 00:37:45,889 Does "needle in a haystack" mean anything to you? 618 00:37:46,055 --> 00:37:47,557 Why don't we spread out? 619 00:37:47,724 --> 00:37:52,145 You know, if we all take a different direction, it'd be like old times. 620 00:37:52,312 --> 00:37:55,273 Don't push, lady. I'm on police business here. 621 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,400 Just take it easy, now. 622 00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:13,208 Man: Go! All right! 623 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:28,264 Announcer: Los Angeles penalty. Number 15, Tony brown. 624 00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:30,391 Two minutes for high-sticking. 625 00:38:30,558 --> 00:38:32,852 Time, 5:15. 626 00:38:39,442 --> 00:38:41,569 Los Angeles, shorthanded goal. 627 00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:47,492 Nineteenth goal and 41st point for number 3, Max weinberger. 628 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:54,165 Riggs: Mr. Jack Travis. 629 00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:57,752 Mr. Jack Travis, this is the I.A.P.D. 630 00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:02,048 We know you're in here. We know where you are. Just stay in your seat. 631 00:39:02,215 --> 00:39:04,092 Don't be stupid. 632 00:39:04,384 --> 00:39:06,719 And I'll be there to escort you out in a minute. 633 00:39:06,886 --> 00:39:10,014 There's policemen at every exit, so it's no use trying to run. 634 00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:12,141 - Stay where you are. - Smart son of a bitch. 635 00:39:12,308 --> 00:39:14,769 Thank you for your cooperation. Play on, boys. 636 00:39:29,492 --> 00:39:30,702 Come on, let's go! 637 00:39:41,129 --> 00:39:43,298 Get out of my fucking way! 638 00:39:45,967 --> 00:39:50,013 Ooh! Ooh! Riggs! Riggs! Roger! Roger! 639 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:56,436 Ooh! Excuse me. Excuse me. 640 00:40:03,651 --> 00:40:06,362 - Man: Hey! - Riggs! 641 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:10,687 Referee: You can't be on the ice. 642 00:40:15,330 --> 00:40:17,248 Ooh! Ooh! 643 00:40:17,999 --> 00:40:19,751 I got him. I got him. 644 00:40:21,878 --> 00:40:25,006 You have the right to remain... You're under arrest. 645 00:40:34,349 --> 00:40:36,851 Jack: Fucking weasel. Referee: What the hell's going on here? 646 00:40:38,186 --> 00:40:40,480 Referee: I don't care. You can't be on the ice. 647 00:40:40,647 --> 00:40:43,107 What is this, a convention? 648 00:40:47,737 --> 00:40:50,281 - I got him. - You're all right, pal. Just stay calm. 649 00:40:54,202 --> 00:40:55,411 Leo: Tell my mother, rog. 650 00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:58,247 - Where did he go? - Down there. Down there. 651 00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:11,219 Son of a bitch. 652 00:41:13,054 --> 00:41:15,056 He thinks I don't know I'm dying. I know it. 653 00:41:15,223 --> 00:41:18,476 - No. You'll be okay. - Yeah, yeah. I'm dying, Roger. 654 00:41:18,643 --> 00:41:21,896 - You'll be okay. - I'm choking, see? 655 00:41:22,063 --> 00:41:24,023 This is what they do when they die. I saw them. 656 00:41:24,190 --> 00:41:27,527 - Leo, it's gonna be okay. - Yeah, well, I'm... I'm numb. 657 00:41:27,694 --> 00:41:29,821 My whole body's numb. I can't feel it. 658 00:41:29,988 --> 00:41:32,657 - Leo, Leo. - I'm gonna die, I know it. What? 659 00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:34,659 You're lying on the ice. 660 00:41:36,577 --> 00:41:39,497 - That's why I'm cold? - That's why you're cold. 661 00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:41,833 - That's why I'm numb, huh? - That's why you're numb. 662 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,710 He shot me. Look at all the blood. 663 00:41:43,876 --> 00:41:46,796 - It's just a flesh wound. - Leo: So it's okay. 664 00:41:46,963 --> 00:41:49,283 Referee: Let's get you up. One, two, three. Murtaugh: Yeah. 665 00:41:49,424 --> 00:41:51,676 There you go. You're gonna make it. 666 00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:54,804 He's okay, he's okay. He's gonna make it. He's alive. 667 00:41:54,971 --> 00:41:56,723 Ooh! Ow, ow! 668 00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:04,772 - Bring him this way, guys. - I can't believe this. I just... 669 00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:07,191 - I can't believe I got shot. - You'll be all right. 670 00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:08,651 - Riggs, you here? - Calm down. 671 00:42:08,818 --> 00:42:11,946 We're all the same now. We all got shot. 672 00:42:12,113 --> 00:42:14,073 - Doctor: You'll be fine. - Ouch. That's... 673 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:17,368 - Relax, Mr. Getz. - I'm fine. Nothing wrong with me. 674 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:18,911 I can take this. Ouch! 675 00:42:19,078 --> 00:42:22,290 Doctor: We're gonna take care of it. You'll be out of here. No big deal. 676 00:42:22,457 --> 00:42:24,738 I don't think that's a good idea. You shouldn't rush this. 677 00:42:24,876 --> 00:42:26,544 - Yeah. - Riggs: You should rest up, Leo. 678 00:42:26,711 --> 00:42:28,129 A dumdum wound can be serious. 679 00:42:28,796 --> 00:42:30,381 What's a dumdum wound? 680 00:42:30,923 --> 00:42:34,927 You don't know? A guy got his thumb shot off by a dumdum. 681 00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:37,138 From the shock, he was dead two days later. 682 00:42:37,305 --> 00:42:38,931 Dead two days later? 683 00:42:39,098 --> 00:42:40,433 He died from dumdums? 684 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:43,019 - Doctor: We'll keep you overnight. - Yeah, take it slow. 685 00:42:43,186 --> 00:42:45,480 Two days? All right, we'll keep him two days. 686 00:42:45,646 --> 00:42:47,982 - You'll be here two days. - That Leo's chart? 687 00:42:48,149 --> 00:42:50,902 Doctor: Two days, you'll be good as new. Leo: I should be with them. 688 00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:53,446 - Bye, Leo. - —I should be with-— hey! Ow! Ouch! 689 00:42:54,113 --> 00:42:57,492 - How do you spell, "proctological"? - Murtaugh: Rectal exam? 690 00:42:57,867 --> 00:43:00,828 - No, you can't do that to Leo. - Sure we can. 691 00:43:00,995 --> 00:43:03,539 - Why's she taking...? - Please, Mr. Getz. You'll get... 692 00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:06,751 You've been shot in the arm. Let her take it. You'll get it back. 693 00:43:06,918 --> 00:43:08,758 - Okay. - Doctor: There's a clock in your room. 694 00:43:08,836 --> 00:43:10,838 - Leo: Okay, fine. Riggs. - Yeah? 695 00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:12,423 This look like a dumdum wound? 696 00:43:13,174 --> 00:43:15,551 - It sounded like one when it happened. - Leo: Shit. 697 00:43:15,718 --> 00:43:18,471 - Take it easy. Two days. - Doctor: Two days and you'll be out. 698 00:43:18,638 --> 00:43:19,680 All right. Doctor: Okay? 699 00:43:19,847 --> 00:43:22,527 - Hey, I'll see you guys. - Riggs: We won't make a move without you. 700 00:43:22,683 --> 00:43:24,769 I thought that bullet sounded different. 701 00:43:24,936 --> 00:43:27,355 - Relax. They'll be there when you get out. - Leo: I'm fine. 702 00:43:27,522 --> 00:43:29,816 - You own your own house, doc? - What? 703 00:43:29,982 --> 00:43:31,902 - You don't recognize my face? - Doctor: No, sir. 704 00:43:34,070 --> 00:43:37,490 Riggs: About time. These doggy treats are okay, but I need some human food. 705 00:43:37,657 --> 00:43:38,699 Murtaugh: Don't worry. 706 00:43:38,866 --> 00:43:42,328 I'm about to make you one of the best things you ever had in your life. 707 00:43:42,703 --> 00:43:47,125 - Hey, you ever eat one of my hamburgers? - I've been lucky so far. I'll take a chance. 708 00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:50,169 Murtaugh: Yeah. Hey, fast Eddie. 709 00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:52,336 - How's business? - Eddie: Booming. Can't you tell? 710 00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:53,422 I'm looking at it. 711 00:43:53,589 --> 00:43:54,966 - You meet my partner? - No. 712 00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:57,969 I wanna cook one of those monster burgers for him. 713 00:43:58,136 --> 00:43:59,387 - Go for it. - All right. 714 00:43:59,554 --> 00:44:01,556 - Gonna let him cook? - Eddie: Do I have a choice? 715 00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:05,184 Murtaugh: No, because it's Wednesday. Riggs: Too big to argue with. 716 00:44:05,768 --> 00:44:07,854 In that case, give me a mcrog. 717 00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:09,939 - Hold the hair. - Heh, heh. 718 00:44:10,106 --> 00:44:11,149 You wash your hands? 719 00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:14,944 Keep joking, but I guarantee you're gonna like this burger. 720 00:44:15,111 --> 00:44:18,906 And you're gonna come back with your friends. 721 00:44:19,073 --> 00:44:22,702 I haven't got any friends, you know that, rog. Well, except you. 722 00:44:22,869 --> 00:44:24,589 Murtaugh: He's a comedian in his spare time. 723 00:44:24,745 --> 00:44:27,415 Oh, yeah? When is he gonna say something funny? 724 00:44:27,582 --> 00:44:31,210 Hey, uh, you gonna put that out? You're finished with it, yeah? 725 00:44:31,377 --> 00:44:33,087 Do you mind, huh? Thanks. 726 00:44:35,423 --> 00:44:37,258 Sorry. I was just looking at it. 727 00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:39,343 - Murtaugh: Chew on this onion. - Yeah. 728 00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:42,388 - Yeah. He's quitting, so help him, okay? - I quit. 729 00:44:43,097 --> 00:44:45,099 I was only looking at it. 730 00:44:47,059 --> 00:44:49,770 Murtaugh: Ah. First thing is the fat. 731 00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:52,440 Everybody says, "cut the fat." 732 00:44:52,607 --> 00:44:55,276 My uncle said, "you cut the fat, you kill the burger." 733 00:44:55,443 --> 00:44:57,203 Eddie: Yep. Murtaugh: There's an art to this. 734 00:44:57,361 --> 00:44:59,405 You just can't plop this on the grill. 735 00:45:02,450 --> 00:45:05,244 Murtaugh: Gently coax the flavors out. 736 00:45:06,871 --> 00:45:08,456 - Man: Yo, hey. - What's the problem? 737 00:45:15,755 --> 00:45:19,133 A little pepper, then you massage it a little bit. 738 00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:22,929 Just a little bit. Sweet, sweet meat. 739 00:45:25,973 --> 00:45:27,600 Shit, man, feel it. 740 00:45:31,395 --> 00:45:34,273 Okay, guys. L.A.P.D. Let me see your hands. 741 00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:36,943 Come on, let me see your hands. Get them up! 742 00:45:37,109 --> 00:45:40,571 In the car. Get them up there. Let me see both of them. Come on! 743 00:45:45,201 --> 00:45:46,827 Hey, riggs. 744 00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:56,128 Riggs! 745 00:45:56,754 --> 00:45:59,257 God, don't you love me? Five days. 746 00:46:07,014 --> 00:46:08,849 Don't do that shit to me. 747 00:46:09,016 --> 00:46:10,434 Riggs, you okay? Riggs: Yeah. 748 00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:12,645 Come on. Who did it? 749 00:46:14,855 --> 00:46:17,817 All right, asshole. I wanna see your hands right now. 750 00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:46,178 Back me up, riggs! 751 00:47:11,954 --> 00:47:13,706 Murtaugh: Darryl? 752 00:47:19,378 --> 00:47:21,756 Oh, fuck, no. Darryl! 753 00:47:25,051 --> 00:47:28,721 Call an ambulance. Riggs, call an ambulance. Breathe. 754 00:47:29,263 --> 00:47:31,098 Breathe. 755 00:47:31,265 --> 00:47:32,516 Breathe. 756 00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:34,935 Call an ambulance, riggs. 757 00:47:35,770 --> 00:47:37,855 Hey, come on. Breathe. Oh, god. 758 00:47:38,022 --> 00:47:39,690 Fuck, it's Darryl. 759 00:47:40,399 --> 00:47:41,776 Darryl, breathe. 760 00:47:41,942 --> 00:47:43,611 God, don't do this to me. Breathe. 761 00:47:43,778 --> 00:47:45,446 - He's dead, rog. - Fucking breathe! 762 00:47:45,613 --> 00:47:48,866 - Breathe! God, don't do this. - He's dead, rog. 763 00:47:49,033 --> 00:47:51,410 He's dead, rog. Rog, he's dead. 764 00:47:51,577 --> 00:47:53,704 He's dead, rog. Don't mess with it, man. 765 00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:57,458 He's dead. Come on, man, it was a clean shoot. 766 00:47:57,625 --> 00:47:59,502 It's okay, it was a clean shoot. 767 00:47:59,668 --> 00:48:01,670 He was gonna do you, he was gonna do me. 768 00:48:02,296 --> 00:48:03,464 It's okay. You okay? 769 00:48:04,423 --> 00:48:06,133 It's not okay. 770 00:48:06,467 --> 00:48:09,136 - What? - I know that kid. 771 00:48:14,308 --> 00:48:16,310 He's Nick's friend. 772 00:48:33,994 --> 00:48:35,955 Nick: Got it, mom. Trish: I'll get it. 773 00:48:36,122 --> 00:48:39,333 Hello? Hi, Martin. 774 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:41,252 He's not here. 775 00:48:48,551 --> 00:48:50,636 Oh, my god. 776 00:49:31,594 --> 00:49:33,387 Riggs: How you doing? Taking your vitamins? 777 00:49:33,554 --> 00:49:35,681 - Riggs, how's Murtaugh? - He's good. He's fine. 778 00:49:35,848 --> 00:49:37,224 Man: Morning, captain. 779 00:49:37,391 --> 00:49:40,394 - I'm sure he's anything but fine. - Really, he's okay. 780 00:49:40,561 --> 00:49:43,606 - I'd really like to talk to him. - I don't think that's a good idea. 781 00:49:43,772 --> 00:49:46,358 I think the best thing you could do is leave him alone. 782 00:49:46,525 --> 00:49:50,070 - Let's, uh, get something for your cold. - I know what I'm talking about, riggs. 783 00:49:51,071 --> 00:49:54,366 - You and I have to talk. - Talking to you is bad for my image. 784 00:49:54,533 --> 00:49:56,368 - I'm afraid I insist. - Oh, you insist? 785 00:49:56,535 --> 00:49:58,787 Well, in that case, let's find somewhere private. 786 00:49:58,954 --> 00:50:01,081 Here, step into my orifice. 787 00:50:03,792 --> 00:50:05,419 Here. 788 00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:08,339 Hey, Becker, how's it hanging? 789 00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:09,786 Becker: Hey, riggs. Riggs: Yeah. 790 00:50:09,924 --> 00:50:13,552 - Becker: Clip any wrong wires lately? - No, I haven't done that for a couple days. 791 00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:15,971 - Next time, wait for the bomb squad. - Bomb squad. 792 00:50:16,138 --> 00:50:17,223 Yeah, it's ourjob. 793 00:50:17,389 --> 00:50:20,184 Okay, I'll remember that. We saved a cat. What do you want? 794 00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:23,062 - Great. I love cats. - Hey. 795 00:50:24,188 --> 00:50:25,814 Go ahead, talk. I'm listening. 796 00:50:25,981 --> 00:50:29,777 You purposefully withheld information concerning a case under my investigation. 797 00:50:29,944 --> 00:50:33,322 - Yeah, damn right I did. - Careful, she's internal affairs. 798 00:50:33,489 --> 00:50:36,242 You had a tip on Travis, you should have shared it with me. 799 00:50:36,408 --> 00:50:38,035 No, I take that back. 800 00:50:38,202 --> 00:50:40,788 You were required to share it with me. 801 00:50:40,955 --> 00:50:43,332 - I was required to share it with you? - Yeah. 802 00:50:43,499 --> 00:50:45,459 I don't have to share shit with you. 803 00:50:45,626 --> 00:50:48,879 Schoolyard rules: If you don't scratch my back, I don't throw you... 804 00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:51,799 - Oh, come on, riggs. I can't do that. - Yes, you can. 805 00:50:51,966 --> 00:50:54,885 Why don't you cutout this classified bullshit? 806 00:50:55,052 --> 00:50:57,221 Right now. It's giving me the shits! 807 00:50:57,388 --> 00:51:00,140 We're cops. You're a cop, I'm a cop. We're on the same side. 808 00:51:00,307 --> 00:51:01,475 - —Right? Right? - Right! 809 00:51:01,642 --> 00:51:04,728 Right? Good. Why don't we start to act like it, huh? 810 00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:06,814 Come on, there's kids out there. Babies. 811 00:51:06,981 --> 00:51:08,983 No brains, but they got automatic weapons. 812 00:51:09,149 --> 00:51:12,278 - Yesterday, my partner, he nailed this kid... - I know about Murtaugh. 813 00:51:14,196 --> 00:51:17,157 - Yeah? - Yeah. And I'm sorry, riggs. 814 00:51:22,621 --> 00:51:23,998 Look, uh"_ 815 00:51:24,456 --> 00:51:26,959 Look, why don't you let me in on this? I can help you. 816 00:51:27,126 --> 00:51:30,337 I really wanna help you, if you'll let me. Let me. 817 00:51:30,504 --> 00:51:32,590 Come on, what do you say? We got a deal? 818 00:51:36,510 --> 00:51:37,845 Wash your hands, riggs. 819 00:51:40,431 --> 00:51:43,309 And, um, meet me in my office. 820 00:51:43,642 --> 00:51:47,146 Yeah, yeah. Okay. I'll be right there. 821 00:51:48,981 --> 00:51:50,024 Be right there. 822 00:51:50,899 --> 00:51:52,651 Mac-10, 9 mm, semi-automatic... 823 00:51:52,818 --> 00:51:55,946 - Converted to automatic... - With 36 rounds in the magazine. 824 00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:59,783 On a sesame-seed bun. Very illegal. 825 00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:02,870 - That gun has a history. Wanna know it? - Tell me. 826 00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:09,001 Killed a convenience-store clerk in la. County, July 1990. 827 00:52:09,168 --> 00:52:13,589 Was used in a drive-by shooting in San Bernardino county, August 1990. 828 00:52:13,756 --> 00:52:18,719 Confiscated by a truant officer of the la. School board, October 1990. 829 00:52:18,886 --> 00:52:21,513 Scheduled for destruction by the I.A.P.D. Six weeks ago. 830 00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:24,141 - Scheduled for destruction? - Yeah. 831 00:52:24,308 --> 00:52:26,310 But it never got there. 832 00:52:28,354 --> 00:52:31,315 Instead, it found its way into the hands of a 15-year-old boy... 833 00:52:31,482 --> 00:52:33,734 Who fired on a police officer, your partner. 834 00:52:33,901 --> 00:52:37,237 - Thought it looked familiar. - That gun and 15,000 others like it... 835 00:52:37,404 --> 00:52:41,033 Were stolen from a police storage facility before they could be destroyed. 836 00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:44,203 They should be paper clips right now or license plates. 837 00:52:44,370 --> 00:52:47,915 Anything but a gun. Here we are, busting our asses on the streets... 838 00:52:48,082 --> 00:52:52,294 To get these weapons out of circulation and now they're headed right back out. 839 00:52:52,461 --> 00:52:55,005 When you busted Phelps, you stumbled onto something... 840 00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:57,257 The department's trying to keep a lid on. 841 00:52:57,424 --> 00:53:00,803 That's why internal affairs is on this. They think it's an inside job. 842 00:53:00,969 --> 00:53:03,555 Yeah, that's right. They knew police procedures. 843 00:53:03,722 --> 00:53:05,974 They knew where the guns were and how to get in. 844 00:53:06,141 --> 00:53:08,435 They knew the sorting codes on the containers... 845 00:53:08,602 --> 00:53:11,397 Because they took the automatics and left the junk behind. 846 00:53:11,563 --> 00:53:14,274 - It all pointed to a cop. - Or an ex-cop. 847 00:53:14,566 --> 00:53:16,610 - Right. Travis. - Travis. 848 00:53:19,279 --> 00:53:21,365 And you let him slip through your fingers. 849 00:53:22,616 --> 00:53:26,078 - That's closer than you ever got. - Close, riggs? 850 00:53:26,245 --> 00:53:29,289 Close is a lingerie shop without a front window. 851 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,421 - You wanna go for a ride? - Sure, where we going? 852 00:53:35,796 --> 00:53:37,381 Surprise. 853 00:53:42,052 --> 00:53:44,138 Oh, I love surprises. 854 00:53:44,388 --> 00:53:45,764 Riggs: What is this place? 855 00:53:45,931 --> 00:53:48,434 Lorna: I accessed Billy Phelps' phone records on my computer. 856 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,394 He made a dozen calls to this address. 857 00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:52,730 Riggs: Yeah? Nice of you to steal that information. 858 00:53:52,896 --> 00:53:53,939 Lorna: Semantics, riggs. 859 00:53:54,106 --> 00:53:57,151 Riggs: Semantics? I'm always up for some antics. 860 00:53:57,860 --> 00:54:02,656 - All right, let's go on three. One... - Uh, on three, or three and then go? 861 00:54:02,823 --> 00:54:04,533 - What? - Never mind. One, two, three. 862 00:54:07,911 --> 00:54:09,329 Lorna: Gotcha. 863 00:54:23,177 --> 00:54:25,262 Looks like Billy's grandmother owns a big dog. 864 00:54:25,429 --> 00:54:27,014 That isn't a dog. That's a horse. 865 00:54:27,681 --> 00:54:29,641 I hate dogs, riggs. 866 00:54:30,267 --> 00:54:32,478 - I don't get it. - You don't get what? 867 00:54:32,644 --> 00:54:34,605 That's a dog. It's a fucking dog. 868 00:54:34,772 --> 00:54:39,818 No, I don't get, "close is a lingerie shop without a front window." I don't get that. 869 00:54:39,985 --> 00:54:41,862 Riggs, later. 870 00:54:46,158 --> 00:54:48,869 - What are you doing? - Well, I can't shoot a dog. 871 00:54:49,036 --> 00:54:50,704 People, okay, but not dogs. 872 00:54:50,871 --> 00:54:53,332 I think I should try and make friends with him. 873 00:54:53,499 --> 00:54:55,834 - Make friends? - Yeah. 874 00:54:56,001 --> 00:54:59,713 Now, don't run, because he'll only chase you down and kill you. 875 00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:01,465 Lorna: Uh—huh. 876 00:55:02,174 --> 00:55:05,093 Here, boy. Here, boy. 877 00:55:12,518 --> 00:55:15,229 - Here. Good boy. Yes. - Shit. 878 00:55:22,569 --> 00:55:23,821 Riggs. 879 00:55:29,201 --> 00:55:30,494 You're crazy. 880 00:55:50,597 --> 00:55:53,559 Want one? Want one? You hungry? Huh? 881 00:55:55,269 --> 00:55:56,770 You're a hungry boy. 882 00:55:56,937 --> 00:55:59,273 Doesn't anybody feed you? Come on. 883 00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:01,692 What a good fella. 884 00:56:01,859 --> 00:56:04,152 Here. Here's more. Leave some for me. 885 00:56:04,319 --> 00:56:08,282 Very slowly, as if you're not here, just walk away. 886 00:56:08,448 --> 00:56:11,535 - You want me to go? - Yeah. This is a guy sort of thing. 887 00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:14,496 Lorna: Guy sort of thing? Riggs: Are you all alone in here? 888 00:56:23,797 --> 00:56:24,965 Stay, stay. 889 00:56:27,092 --> 00:56:28,802 Hatchett: Come on, let's go. 890 00:56:39,771 --> 00:56:41,648 - Let's go. Let's go. - Man 1: Watch. 891 00:56:41,815 --> 00:56:43,150 On two. 892 00:56:49,990 --> 00:56:51,990 - All right, how many is that? - Man 2: Fifty-five. 893 00:56:52,034 --> 00:56:55,329 Fifty-five. All right, we got eight more. 894 00:56:55,495 --> 00:56:57,706 All right, we'll get these later. Let's go. 895 00:57:01,335 --> 00:57:04,671 Hi, fellas. What's in all these boxes? 896 00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:19,770 Easy, let's not kill him yet. Let's see who he is first, all right? 897 00:57:22,147 --> 00:57:23,690 You have the right to remain silent. 898 00:57:23,857 --> 00:57:25,609 Shut him up. 899 00:57:25,776 --> 00:57:27,986 Sergeant Martin riggs, heh. 900 00:57:30,030 --> 00:57:32,115 - Hubie, get the truck ready. - Right. 901 00:57:32,282 --> 00:57:33,784 So, sergeant riggs... 902 00:57:33,951 --> 00:57:35,535 How did you find us? 903 00:57:35,702 --> 00:57:36,995 Freeze. Police! 904 00:57:38,664 --> 00:57:39,873 Oh, another one? 905 00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:41,875 We need a new fucking dog. 906 00:57:42,042 --> 00:57:43,877 Get your hands up, asshole. 907 00:57:44,044 --> 00:57:45,879 Get them up. 908 00:57:49,174 --> 00:57:51,385 A little bit higher. That's better. 909 00:57:52,886 --> 00:57:54,513 Very good. 910 00:57:58,475 --> 00:58:00,310 Drop it, miss. 911 00:58:01,979 --> 00:58:03,230 Now, look... 912 00:58:51,278 --> 00:58:53,739 Riggs: Okay, I'm on. No, I'm not. I'm off! Wait! 913 00:58:53,905 --> 00:58:56,575 Wait. Wait, wait, wait! 914 00:59:00,037 --> 00:59:03,415 - Sergeant Cole. - Get down! Get down! 915 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:08,545 Get those cases and kill that dog. 916 00:59:20,766 --> 00:59:23,143 Stop! The dog. Wait for the dog. 917 00:59:23,310 --> 00:59:26,229 - Where'd you learn to fight? - Catholic school. Forget the dog. 918 00:59:26,396 --> 00:59:29,816 Here, boy. Come on. We're waiting for the dog. Just hold it, hold it. 919 00:59:29,983 --> 00:59:33,320 Hurry. Come on, dog. Good dog. Good puppy. Go! Go! 920 00:59:35,822 --> 00:59:36,990 Stop! 921 00:59:37,157 --> 00:59:38,992 - Lorna: What? What? - Guns. 922 00:59:39,159 --> 00:59:40,399 Full of guns. Lorna: Grab one. 923 00:59:40,452 --> 00:59:42,162 - You grab one. - You got friends? 924 00:59:42,329 --> 00:59:43,789 Riggs: Step on it! 925 00:59:47,501 --> 00:59:49,503 Get that crate. Come on. 926 00:59:55,342 --> 00:59:57,677 Tyrone: Hatchett, you said not to worry about the police... 927 00:59:57,844 --> 00:59:59,721 But the cops are all over you, man. 928 00:59:59,888 --> 01:00:02,265 They got my guns. They'll be coming after me next. 929 01:00:02,432 --> 01:00:04,601 Far as I'm concerned, the deal's off. 930 01:00:04,768 --> 01:00:07,938 Get a grip on yourself, Tyrone, all right? We have a deal. 931 01:00:08,105 --> 01:00:09,523 Nobody backs out. 932 01:00:09,689 --> 01:00:11,691 You said you had the cops under control. 933 01:00:11,858 --> 01:00:15,529 I see that isn't so. Give me one reason why I should do business with you. 934 01:00:15,695 --> 01:00:19,616 - I'll give you a real good reason. - Hey, Tyrone, this is Travis. 935 01:00:19,783 --> 01:00:23,912 You back out now, and I'll make certain that only your dentist can identify the body. 936 01:00:24,079 --> 01:00:26,373 Is that a good enough reason for you? 937 01:00:28,792 --> 01:00:30,502 But I need ammo. 938 01:00:30,669 --> 01:00:32,587 I'm out of business without ammo. 939 01:00:32,754 --> 01:00:36,842 - I need the good stuff. - You'll get the ammo. The good stuff. 940 01:00:38,051 --> 01:00:39,761 "The good stuff." Jesus. Pfft! 941 01:00:39,928 --> 01:00:42,055 Time to pay another visit to the I.A.P.D. 942 01:00:44,224 --> 01:00:45,934 You look like I feel. 943 01:00:56,236 --> 01:00:59,281 Hey. Hey. 944 01:00:59,447 --> 01:01:01,658 You got anything I can put on my head? 945 01:01:01,825 --> 01:01:03,201 There's a hat in the closet. 946 01:01:03,368 --> 01:01:07,956 You're all heart. Here I thought you were gonna get all tender and maternal with me. 947 01:01:08,123 --> 01:01:10,542 Listen, riggs, I was raised with four brothers. 948 01:01:10,709 --> 01:01:11,960 We got hurt all the time... 949 01:01:12,127 --> 01:01:15,380 But if no bones were broken or blood wasn't gushing, nobody cared. 950 01:01:15,547 --> 01:01:17,924 - Hey, look, blood. See? Blood. - It's not gushing. 951 01:01:18,091 --> 01:01:20,760 Well, it was free-flowing earlier. 952 01:01:21,136 --> 01:01:23,096 Could you bring me a needle and thread? 953 01:01:23,263 --> 01:01:26,725 You know, maybe some peroxide. I can patch it up myself. 954 01:01:28,768 --> 01:01:31,688 - Don't touch anything. - I wasn't. I didn't... 955 01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:35,150 What's with you, anyway? 956 01:01:50,457 --> 01:01:53,501 - The boys. - Hey, what are you doing, huh? 957 01:01:53,668 --> 01:01:56,296 - I told you not to touch anything. - Uh, this came on by itself. 958 01:01:56,463 --> 01:01:58,715 - Came on all by itself? You a wise guy? - I swear. 959 01:01:58,882 --> 01:02:00,800 You don't like to share your toys? 960 01:02:00,967 --> 01:02:02,719 - This isn't a toy, riggs. - What is it? 961 01:02:02,886 --> 01:02:04,638 - This is a weapon. Yeah. - A weapon? 962 01:02:04,804 --> 01:02:06,806 Used properly, a very effective weapon. 963 01:02:06,973 --> 01:02:09,267 What, do you throw it at people? Pretty heavy. 964 01:02:09,434 --> 01:02:12,145 You're gonna give yourself a hernia. Come here. Sit down. 965 01:02:12,312 --> 01:02:13,313 Right here. 966 01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:15,649 - Okay, take a little off the top. - Right here. 967 01:02:21,821 --> 01:02:24,157 - You bring all your interrogations home? - Okay. 968 01:02:24,324 --> 01:02:26,785 - What are we talking about? - Well, it's back here. 969 01:02:26,952 --> 01:02:28,328 Careful. Careful. 970 01:02:28,495 --> 01:02:29,996 - Careful. Oh. - This? 971 01:02:30,163 --> 01:02:32,666 - This scratch? - Come on, it feels like Grand Canyon. 972 01:02:32,832 --> 01:02:34,626 - Oh, god. - Ah! 973 01:02:34,793 --> 01:02:36,253 - Hold still. - Yeah. 974 01:02:36,419 --> 01:02:40,382 - Ah! - Oh, god. We haven't even started. 975 01:02:40,548 --> 01:02:41,800 Be gentle with me. 976 01:02:42,550 --> 01:02:45,178 I see this isn't virgin territory. What is this? A knife? 977 01:02:45,345 --> 01:02:49,224 Huh? Oh, that's an ax. Some guy mistook my head for a log. 978 01:02:49,474 --> 01:02:52,018 - That's a natural mistake. - What, I have a wooden head? 979 01:02:52,185 --> 01:02:53,478 - Look at that. - It's a knife. 980 01:02:53,645 --> 01:02:55,772 - Knife? That's very knife. - Mm-hm. 981 01:02:56,064 --> 01:02:57,107 This is all right. 982 01:02:57,274 --> 01:02:59,693 Oh, that's pavement, dragged down crenshaw. Mm-hm. 983 01:02:59,859 --> 01:03:02,862 Hey, that's great. Look at that texture. Look at this, huh? 984 01:03:03,029 --> 01:03:05,031 Same damn thing. Third and highland. 985 01:03:05,198 --> 01:03:08,118 - Dragged for about half a block. - That's a good one. 986 01:03:08,285 --> 01:03:10,453 Feel that texture. Feel it. Cheese-grater time. 987 01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:12,706 - Moving truck. - Moving truck? Ooh! 988 01:03:12,872 --> 01:03:14,291 - Moving bullet. - Moving bullet? 989 01:03:14,457 --> 01:03:16,209 - Here. This is the best. - Bullets now. 990 01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:19,796 - It goes all the way to the back. - Oh, hey. Right through? 991 01:03:19,963 --> 01:03:21,548 You're lucky. What is it, .22? 992 01:03:21,715 --> 01:03:23,216 - It's a .38, riggs. - That's a .38? 993 01:03:23,383 --> 01:03:26,219 - It's a .38. - That's a wimpy .38. This is a .38. 994 01:03:26,386 --> 01:03:29,306 - Yours is bigger than mine? Don't think so. - I think so. 995 01:03:29,472 --> 01:03:30,724 Maybe not, but look. Watch. 996 01:03:30,890 --> 01:03:34,060 A whole family of .44s on the back. 997 01:03:34,227 --> 01:03:36,313 - Look, there they are. - Impressive. 998 01:03:36,479 --> 01:03:39,858 One got stuck in my lung. I was breathing blood bubbles. Disgusting. 999 01:03:40,025 --> 01:03:41,318 Blood bubbles. Okay. 1000 01:03:41,484 --> 01:03:43,361 - You got one? - Mm. 1001 01:03:43,528 --> 01:03:45,155 Pump-action. 12-Gauge. 1002 01:03:47,449 --> 01:03:50,160 - Yeah. Right down here. Went through. - Oh. 1003 01:03:50,327 --> 01:03:51,536 - That must've hurt. - Right. 1004 01:03:51,703 --> 01:03:52,746 - Not too close. - Pfft! 1005 01:03:52,912 --> 01:03:54,831 Riggs, if he were that close, I'd be dead. 1006 01:03:54,998 --> 01:03:57,751 I can beat it. I can beat it. Have a look at this. 1007 01:03:57,917 --> 01:04:00,170 - I'll take your word for it. - You gotta see this. 1008 01:04:00,337 --> 01:04:03,089 - I'll take your word. - This guy had a knife. You'll love it. 1009 01:04:03,256 --> 01:04:05,884 He stuck it in my leg and ran it around eight times. 1010 01:04:06,301 --> 01:04:08,928 - Hurt like a son of a bitch. - I'll take your word for it. 1011 01:04:09,095 --> 01:04:10,221 No, I said forget it. 1012 01:04:10,388 --> 01:04:13,308 - This is a blue-ribbon event. - Forget it, riggs. 1013 01:04:14,392 --> 01:04:15,435 Hey, you started this. 1014 01:04:15,602 --> 01:04:18,271 - Yeah, well, I can end it. - You know what? 1015 01:04:18,730 --> 01:04:20,106 You're a very poor loser. 1016 01:04:21,566 --> 01:04:22,776 I didn't lose, riggs. 1017 01:04:22,942 --> 01:04:24,694 - Yes, you did. - No. No, I didn't lose. 1018 01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:26,446 - You lost. - Iconceded. 1019 01:04:26,613 --> 01:04:29,032 There's a difference between losing and conceding. 1020 01:04:29,199 --> 01:04:30,867 You conceded or you're conceited? 1021 01:04:31,034 --> 01:04:33,119 - You think I'm conceited? - Oh, yeah. 1022 01:04:33,286 --> 01:04:35,455 Tell me you lost. Admit to it. 1023 01:04:35,622 --> 01:04:36,664 I'll get a band-aid. 1024 01:04:36,831 --> 01:04:39,959 - Tell me you lost. - I said, don't touch anything. 1025 01:04:51,679 --> 01:04:54,224 You're gonna smack the shit out of me, right? 1026 01:04:55,100 --> 01:04:57,018 I can do better than that, riggs. 1027 01:05:14,119 --> 01:05:17,497 This could be a serious ethical breach here. 1028 01:05:17,789 --> 01:05:19,958 I never made it with another sergeant before. 1029 01:05:20,125 --> 01:05:21,793 Shut up, riggs. 1030 01:06:16,723 --> 01:06:18,224 Oh! 1031 01:06:20,101 --> 01:06:22,729 Oh, damn, riggs. 1032 01:06:24,522 --> 01:06:27,942 - What do you want, riggs? - Just wanted to see how you were doing. 1033 01:06:28,109 --> 01:06:29,486 Who sent you? Trish? 1034 01:06:29,652 --> 01:06:32,280 Well, uh, you're doing pretty well. Trish didn't send me. 1035 01:06:32,447 --> 01:06:34,991 Rianne came to see me. She asked me to find you. 1036 01:06:35,158 --> 01:06:37,744 - Your place? - Well, that's where I am. 1037 01:06:37,911 --> 01:06:42,081 - My daughter came to your trailer? - Yeah. 1038 01:06:42,248 --> 01:06:44,709 - My daughter came to your trailer? - What the hell? 1039 01:06:44,876 --> 01:06:46,503 Come on, Roger, she was worried. 1040 01:06:46,669 --> 01:06:48,588 Get off of my boat, riggs. 1041 01:06:48,755 --> 01:06:50,590 - Oh, come on. - Get off my boat. 1042 01:06:50,757 --> 01:06:52,091 Look, you're drunk, rog. 1043 01:06:52,258 --> 01:06:54,427 That's something you should know about, huh? 1044 01:06:54,594 --> 01:06:56,679 - This isn't gonna do any good. - Give me that. 1045 01:06:56,846 --> 01:06:58,264 - No. - Give me that. 1046 01:06:58,431 --> 01:07:00,266 Rog, please don't do this, okay? 1047 01:07:00,433 --> 01:07:03,770 You got three days until you retire. This is not gonna do you any good. 1048 01:07:03,937 --> 01:07:06,314 - You self-righteous bastard. Give it. - Roger! 1049 01:07:06,481 --> 01:07:10,193 - Look, don't do this, okay? Please. - Give it to me, damn it, riggs! 1050 01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:13,905 No! Oh, Jesus Christ. What are you gonna do now, shoot me? 1051 01:07:14,072 --> 01:07:15,698 - —Uh-huh. - There. 1052 01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:18,451 Take your finger out of my bottle and give me that gun. 1053 01:07:18,618 --> 01:07:19,786 The bottle's going south. 1054 01:07:21,329 --> 01:07:22,914 Son of a bitch. 1055 01:07:24,791 --> 01:07:26,626 Riggs: Oh, shit. 1056 01:07:27,585 --> 01:07:30,255 - Not bad for an old man. - You finished? 1057 01:07:30,421 --> 01:07:32,840 I got another bottle in the galley. I'm gonna get it. 1058 01:07:33,007 --> 01:07:36,344 No, you're not. Rog, don't do this to yourself, all right? 1059 01:07:36,511 --> 01:07:38,930 You gotta cut this out. 1060 01:07:39,597 --> 01:07:41,975 Oh, man, I'm sorry. Are you okay? Are you okay? 1061 01:07:42,141 --> 01:07:44,519 All right. Sit down. Sit down. You okay? 1062 01:07:45,895 --> 01:07:47,647 - You hit me. - Cool it, will you? 1063 01:07:47,814 --> 01:07:49,566 Cut it out. Just give it up, okay? 1064 01:07:49,732 --> 01:07:50,817 Go ahead. 1065 01:07:50,984 --> 01:07:52,986 Go ahead. Hit me again. 1066 01:07:53,152 --> 01:07:55,488 I don't wanna hit you. You think I like this shit? 1067 01:07:55,655 --> 01:07:58,408 Hit me again, huh? You think I'm afraid of you? 1068 01:07:58,575 --> 01:08:01,077 - I know you're not. Rog, no! - Of that kung fu shit? 1069 01:08:01,244 --> 01:08:02,704 Please, rog. 1070 01:08:03,538 --> 01:08:05,540 Look, that kid was a killer, all right. 1071 01:08:05,707 --> 01:08:07,125 That wasn't a toy in his hand. 1072 01:08:07,292 --> 01:08:10,587 That was a machine pistol with twin carbines and all the trimmings. 1073 01:08:10,753 --> 01:08:14,299 He would have drilled you, me, anybody that came along, all right? 1074 01:08:14,465 --> 01:08:16,009 You had no choice. 1075 01:08:16,342 --> 01:08:18,595 It didn't happen to you. It happened to me. 1076 01:08:18,761 --> 01:08:20,138 It happened to me! 1077 01:08:20,305 --> 01:08:22,265 My god, I killed that kid. 1078 01:08:22,432 --> 01:08:23,975 I killed that boy. 1079 01:08:24,142 --> 01:08:26,019 Oh, yeah. You kill a lot of people. 1080 01:08:26,185 --> 01:08:29,856 You kill a fucking lot of people! You ever kill a baby? 1081 01:08:30,023 --> 01:08:33,192 You got ice in your veins. You ever kill a boy like Nick? 1082 01:08:33,359 --> 01:08:36,696 You selfish bastard! You selfish bastard! 1083 01:08:36,863 --> 01:08:39,157 You're just thinking about yourself! Goddamn it. 1084 01:08:39,324 --> 01:08:41,159 What about me, huh? 1085 01:08:41,326 --> 01:08:44,495 We're partners. We are partners. 1086 01:08:44,662 --> 01:08:46,289 What happens to you, happens to me. 1087 01:08:46,456 --> 01:08:49,542 After all the shit we've been through, don't you get it? 1088 01:08:49,834 --> 01:08:51,169 Don't you get it? 1089 01:08:52,086 --> 01:08:55,340 When you retire, you're not just retiring you, you're retiring us. 1090 01:08:55,506 --> 01:08:57,759 - You're retiring us. - No. That's not my problem. 1091 01:08:57,925 --> 01:08:59,552 - Yes, it is. - It's not my problem. 1092 01:08:59,719 --> 01:09:01,554 You're the only family I've got. 1093 01:09:01,721 --> 01:09:04,390 I got three beautiful kids. I love them and they're yours. 1094 01:09:04,557 --> 01:09:07,810 Trish does my laundry. I live in your icebox. I live in your life. 1095 01:09:07,977 --> 01:09:10,063 What am I gonna do? What am I supposed to do? 1096 01:09:10,229 --> 01:09:11,606 - I don't care. - Yes, you do. 1097 01:09:11,773 --> 01:09:13,066 - I don't care. - Yes, you do. 1098 01:09:13,232 --> 01:09:15,735 - I don't care! I don't care! - Yes, you do! 1099 01:09:15,902 --> 01:09:17,904 - I don't care! - You do so care! 1100 01:09:18,071 --> 01:09:19,489 I don't care! 1101 01:09:19,656 --> 01:09:22,742 I don't care. I don't care. 1102 01:09:24,619 --> 01:09:29,332 I don't know what I'm saying anymore. I don't know what I'm thinking. 1103 01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:32,585 I had three days, and now this. 1104 01:09:33,211 --> 01:09:34,754 I'm sorry. 1105 01:09:34,921 --> 01:09:37,090 - That's all right. - No, no, I'm sorry. 1106 01:09:38,758 --> 01:09:40,176 I didn't realize... 1107 01:09:40,343 --> 01:09:42,428 That my retirement's gonna screw you up. 1108 01:09:42,595 --> 01:09:46,808 Forget it. I haven't got any problems. I was out of line saying that shit. 1109 01:09:47,058 --> 01:09:48,351 Look, man... 1110 01:09:48,518 --> 01:09:50,978 Um, riggs, look... 1111 01:09:51,145 --> 01:09:53,606 Hey. You know I love you. 1112 01:09:54,899 --> 01:10:00,279 You know I love you, riggs. And your problems are my problems, all right? 1113 01:10:00,446 --> 01:10:02,907 Like you said, what happens to you... 1114 01:10:03,574 --> 01:10:05,493 Happens to me. So try me. 1115 01:10:05,827 --> 01:10:07,578 I'm here for you. 1116 01:10:07,745 --> 01:10:10,540 I haven't got any problems, rog. 1117 01:10:10,707 --> 01:10:14,460 Oh, yes, you do. We all have problems. You help me... 1118 01:10:15,128 --> 01:10:17,422 And I'm gonna help you. 1119 01:10:18,631 --> 01:10:21,134 I do have a little problem. 1120 01:10:23,177 --> 01:10:25,930 Oh, no, shit. You don't wanna hear. This is piddly shit. 1121 01:10:26,097 --> 01:10:27,724 Riggs, yes, I do. I wanna hear it. 1122 01:10:27,890 --> 01:10:30,226 - Tell me. - Know what? This is ridiculous. 1123 01:10:30,393 --> 01:10:32,645 - You don't wanna hear it. - No, no. I'm here. I'm here. 1124 01:10:33,396 --> 01:10:34,897 Well... 1125 01:10:35,356 --> 01:10:40,194 I think maybe I slept with someone that I probably shouldn't have. 1126 01:10:41,279 --> 01:10:42,822 You son of a bitch! 1127 01:10:49,662 --> 01:10:50,872 Riggs: Help me, man. 1128 01:10:51,038 --> 01:10:52,918 Murtaugh: I ought to let you drown, you traitor. 1129 01:10:53,082 --> 01:10:54,584 Riggs: Help me. Help me. 1130 01:10:54,751 --> 01:10:56,669 Come on in. Murtaugh: Aah! 1131 01:11:00,590 --> 01:11:04,010 - What did you hit me for? You hit me. - You slept with rianne. 1132 01:11:05,511 --> 01:11:06,512 - I did not. - You did. 1133 01:11:06,679 --> 01:11:09,140 - Who did you sleep with? - I slept with sergeant Cole. 1134 01:11:10,224 --> 01:11:11,851 Sergeant Cole from traffic? 1135 01:11:12,018 --> 01:11:14,103 No, not sergeant Cole from traffic. 1136 01:11:14,270 --> 01:11:15,313 - Lorna. - Lorna. 1137 01:11:15,480 --> 01:11:17,315 Sergeant Cole from traffic's her uncle. 1138 01:11:17,482 --> 01:11:20,151 - Oh, okay. That's okay. That's okay. - Oh, I don't know. 1139 01:11:20,485 --> 01:11:21,694 She was all like... 1140 01:11:22,737 --> 01:11:23,988 Man: Sheriff's department. 1141 01:11:24,155 --> 01:11:27,033 - Sheriff, we're I.A.P.D. - L.A.P.D. 1142 01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:30,369 Man: Yeah? What are you boys doing down there? 1143 01:11:30,536 --> 01:11:33,164 - We're in the middle of a case. - Yeah. 1144 01:11:36,626 --> 01:11:38,127 Man: Let's get out of here. 1145 01:11:53,559 --> 01:11:55,520 Go with the grain. 1146 01:11:55,686 --> 01:11:56,938 Huh? 1147 01:11:59,065 --> 01:12:00,691 I'll show you. Here. 1148 01:12:02,860 --> 01:12:05,238 You're going against the grain. 1149 01:12:09,534 --> 01:12:11,869 - Like that. - Okay. 1150 01:12:18,042 --> 01:12:19,168 You okay? 1151 01:12:22,463 --> 01:12:24,882 Darryl was my friend, dad. 1152 01:12:26,259 --> 01:12:28,970 I know. I'm sorry, son. 1153 01:12:29,679 --> 01:12:31,264 I hope you don't blame me. 1154 01:12:33,057 --> 01:12:34,392 I don't blame you, dad. 1155 01:12:35,768 --> 01:12:37,728 I blame Darryl. 1156 01:12:41,482 --> 01:12:42,984 -What's this right here? —huh? 1157 01:12:43,150 --> 01:12:44,652 - Right there. - What? 1158 01:12:49,323 --> 01:12:51,200 I love you, dad. 1159 01:12:53,911 --> 01:12:55,955 I love you, son. 1160 01:13:03,421 --> 01:13:05,965 Priest: Grant them both pardon and everlasting rest. 1161 01:13:06,132 --> 01:13:11,178 Let them escape the judgment of vengeance and enjoy the blessedness of eternal life. 1162 01:13:11,345 --> 01:13:15,808 Oh, lord, we commend the soul of Darryl Smithers to your safety. 1163 01:13:16,267 --> 01:13:19,854 May he find the peace in heaven that eluded him on earth. 1164 01:13:20,021 --> 01:13:21,981 And may the scourge of violence... 1165 01:13:22,148 --> 01:13:25,526 Claiming the lives of our children be lifted by your grace... 1166 01:13:25,693 --> 01:13:27,695 And infinite wisdom. 1167 01:13:28,195 --> 01:13:29,655 Amen. All: Amen. 1168 01:13:29,989 --> 01:13:31,324 Woman: Amen. 1169 01:13:53,346 --> 01:13:55,181 Nice service. 1170 01:14:04,690 --> 01:14:07,234 Murtaugh: Mrs. Smithers. Ma'am? 1171 01:14:10,821 --> 01:14:13,199 I just don't know... 1172 01:14:18,996 --> 01:14:21,165 You want to do something, sergeant Murtaugh? 1173 01:14:21,624 --> 01:14:25,419 You find the man that put the gun in my son's hand. 1174 01:14:43,771 --> 01:14:45,147 Take your mama to the car. 1175 01:14:50,528 --> 01:14:51,946 You okay? 1176 01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:55,658 Who's got the gun? 1177 01:15:06,502 --> 01:15:08,462 Where did this gun come from, motherfucker? 1178 01:15:08,629 --> 01:15:10,131 Fuck you. 1179 01:15:11,048 --> 01:15:14,677 Ever heard of the word "genocide," huh? You stupid motherfuckers? 1180 01:15:14,844 --> 01:15:16,220 You ever heard of genocide? 1181 01:15:16,387 --> 01:15:18,556 You fools are killing yourself! Killing us! 1182 01:15:18,723 --> 01:15:20,850 I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it. Motherfucker. 1183 01:15:21,017 --> 01:15:24,311 You better tell me where this gun's from or I'll blow your head off. 1184 01:15:24,478 --> 01:15:27,940 I wanna know now. Where did this gun come from? 1185 01:15:33,446 --> 01:15:37,074 You see this gun? I wanna know where it came from, Tyrone. I wanna know now. 1186 01:15:38,325 --> 01:15:39,702 Riggs: Hiya, hubie. 1187 01:15:39,869 --> 01:15:41,954 We're looking for a friend of yours, Travis. 1188 01:15:42,121 --> 01:15:43,122 I never heard of him. 1189 01:15:43,289 --> 01:15:45,875 Never heard...? Ehh! Ehh! Wrong answer. Wrong answer. 1190 01:15:46,042 --> 01:15:49,920 - And you're pulling on the wrong string. - That's not a very professional attitude. 1191 01:15:50,087 --> 01:15:52,339 - Who the fuck are you guys? - Riggs: Sorry. L.A.P.D. 1192 01:15:52,506 --> 01:15:56,427 We're just doing a few routine inquiries. You been checked for lice recently? 1193 01:15:56,594 --> 01:15:58,387 Hey, hey. Give me my fucking wallet. 1194 01:15:58,554 --> 01:16:01,307 Murtaugh: Keep your hands down. Hubert: Give my fucking wallet back! 1195 01:16:01,474 --> 01:16:03,726 Get up. We don't need this. 1196 01:16:05,186 --> 01:16:08,230 We have a license that belongs to one Hubert Bartholomew Smith. 1197 01:16:08,397 --> 01:16:09,648 - Is that you? - Bartholomew. 1198 01:16:09,815 --> 01:16:12,096 Hubert: Fuck you. Riggs: There's a lady here. Do you mind? 1199 01:16:12,234 --> 01:16:13,819 - Hubert: What the fuck...? - Hey! 1200 01:16:14,570 --> 01:16:15,988 What the hell's going on here? 1201 01:16:17,782 --> 01:16:19,742 - Maybe they know something. - I'll find out. 1202 01:16:19,909 --> 01:16:22,703 - Want me to come with you? Sure? - No, I got it. Mm-hm. 1203 01:16:25,039 --> 01:16:27,708 - I should go with her. - I want you to see something, rog. 1204 01:16:27,875 --> 01:16:29,960 - She has a gift. Watch this. - A gift? 1205 01:16:30,127 --> 01:16:33,839 Morning, gentlemen. L.A.P.D. Got a few questions. 1206 01:16:34,006 --> 01:16:35,007 You on parole? 1207 01:16:35,174 --> 01:16:37,510 - I got a job, fuck-o. - Shut up. Who asked you? 1208 01:16:38,052 --> 01:16:39,929 Do any of you know a Mr. Travis? 1209 01:16:40,096 --> 01:16:43,182 - You got a warrant? - No, I don't have a warrant. I can get one. 1210 01:16:43,349 --> 01:16:45,768 Well, until you do, fuck off. 1211 01:16:45,935 --> 01:16:48,437 Now, that's not a nice thing to say to a lady. 1212 01:16:48,604 --> 01:16:51,899 - Fuck you. - I don't think so. 1213 01:16:52,525 --> 01:16:53,901 Ah! 1214 01:16:55,277 --> 01:16:57,029 - Backspin kick. - Sheesh! 1215 01:17:01,700 --> 01:17:03,285 Aah! Shit! 1216 01:17:05,037 --> 01:17:06,872 Watch out. You okay, honey? 1217 01:17:07,039 --> 01:17:08,541 I'm just great. 1218 01:17:15,172 --> 01:17:16,966 - Honey? - Lorna: How are you doing? 1219 01:17:17,133 --> 01:17:18,551 This guy's on parole. 1220 01:17:18,884 --> 01:17:20,845 Lorna: And this guy's an asshole. 1221 01:17:21,011 --> 01:17:23,681 - Riggs, there's five of them, man. - Yeah, I know. 1222 01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:27,893 Look at the front kick. Look at that. 1223 01:17:35,234 --> 01:17:36,569 Grabbed his cluster. 1224 01:17:39,071 --> 01:17:40,406 Let me help her. 1225 01:17:40,781 --> 01:17:41,824 Stay still. 1226 01:17:50,958 --> 01:17:52,918 Whoa! Hey, hey, hey. 1227 01:17:55,045 --> 01:17:56,755 My girl. Ha, ha. 1228 01:17:58,382 --> 01:18:00,593 This pms, it's murder. 1229 01:18:01,468 --> 01:18:06,015 Ah, yeah, I know what you mean. I've been married 25 years. 1230 01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:08,559 So tell me about Travis. 1231 01:18:08,726 --> 01:18:11,478 Look, I told you before, moron, I don't know no Jack Travis. 1232 01:18:11,645 --> 01:18:13,272 I didn't say his name was Jack. 1233 01:18:13,439 --> 01:18:15,774 Hey, you better start telling me more than Jack shit. 1234 01:18:17,651 --> 01:18:19,111 Hey, Murphy. 1235 01:18:19,278 --> 01:18:22,781 - People cross the street when they see me. - I didn't have enough time. 1236 01:18:22,948 --> 01:18:26,327 I'm not your enemy, captain. I'm just trying to do my job. 1237 01:18:26,827 --> 01:18:29,788 - Have you eaten? - I already ate. I gotta go downtown. 1238 01:18:29,955 --> 01:18:32,041 - What, do you eat alone? - I'm used to it. 1239 01:18:32,208 --> 01:18:33,459 It's bad for the digestion. 1240 01:18:33,626 --> 01:18:36,337 Tomorrow you have lunch with me, but I'm not paying. 1241 01:18:41,467 --> 01:18:43,302 The fuck is this? 1242 01:18:43,469 --> 01:18:45,221 Hey, buddy, you all right? 1243 01:18:45,763 --> 01:18:47,890 Two fingers, murph. 1244 01:18:48,766 --> 01:18:52,353 - Jack, what the fuck? - Get in the car. I'll tell you after the ride. 1245 01:18:58,943 --> 01:19:01,612 Murtaugh: After watching lorna handle herself so well... 1246 01:19:01,779 --> 01:19:04,198 Boy, I'm changing my mind about all that kung fu. 1247 01:19:04,365 --> 01:19:05,950 Hey you wanna try something? 1248 01:19:06,325 --> 01:19:08,077 - No. No, no, no. - Come on. 1249 01:19:08,244 --> 01:19:10,246 Guess you can't teach an old dog new tricks. 1250 01:19:10,412 --> 01:19:12,957 - Hey, hey, hey. Old dog, my ass, huh? - Yeah? 1251 01:19:13,123 --> 01:19:17,002 You wanna try something? Watch this. This is called a backspin kick. 1252 01:19:17,169 --> 01:19:18,837 Pivot right, kick with your left... 1253 01:19:19,004 --> 01:19:22,132 And you whip that head around to catch the target over there. 1254 01:19:22,299 --> 01:19:24,176 Get that head round and follow through. 1255 01:19:24,343 --> 01:19:27,346 Like so. So you whip the head. 1256 01:19:28,806 --> 01:19:30,349 All right? 1257 01:19:30,516 --> 01:19:32,685 Thank you. Thank you. Now you try it. 1258 01:19:33,644 --> 01:19:35,771 - Here's your target. All right? - Okay. 1259 01:19:35,938 --> 01:19:39,817 Pivot on the right, kick with the left, get that head round and spot that target. 1260 01:19:39,984 --> 01:19:42,528 - Like that. - Yeah, that's it. Follow the head round. 1261 01:19:42,695 --> 01:19:45,281 Back up a bit. We don't want you to bump into this pole. 1262 01:19:45,447 --> 01:19:48,117 Just back up a little bit. A little bit more. Okay, good. 1263 01:19:48,284 --> 01:19:50,369 Mind and body strong now, grasshopper. 1264 01:19:50,536 --> 01:19:51,620 All right. Okay. 1265 01:19:59,628 --> 01:20:02,715 - Murtaugh: Hey, hey, hey! - He can't hold his water. 1266 01:20:02,881 --> 01:20:04,008 Murtaugh: Get back to work. 1267 01:20:04,174 --> 01:20:05,926 Okay, okay, back to work, everybody. 1268 01:20:06,093 --> 01:20:09,388 Man. Oh, rog, man, I'm sorry. 1269 01:20:10,889 --> 01:20:12,683 Sergeant Murtaugh. 1270 01:20:12,850 --> 01:20:17,855 You could be experiencing some transitional anger caused by the shooting. 1271 01:20:18,022 --> 01:20:20,274 You wanna talk about it? 1272 01:20:20,941 --> 01:20:23,360 - I think he's okay for a change, doc. - Are you sure? 1273 01:20:23,527 --> 01:20:27,156 Yeah. You know, you really look good in red. That's your color, I think. 1274 01:20:27,531 --> 01:20:31,368 - I've got a little extra time now, sergeant. - I'm fine, doctor. 1275 01:20:36,415 --> 01:20:37,416 Oh, shit. 1276 01:20:37,875 --> 01:20:39,710 Where's sergeant Murtaugh? 1277 01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:42,546 - What? - No, her. 1278 01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:46,050 Can you tell me where I can find the good-looking sergeant Murtaugh? 1279 01:20:46,467 --> 01:20:48,552 Aah! Delores: Hi, skinny. 1280 01:20:48,719 --> 01:20:50,929 - Delores. You remember me? - Riggs: I remember you. 1281 01:20:51,096 --> 01:20:54,266 Can you tell me where I can find the lovely sergeant Murtaugh? 1282 01:20:54,433 --> 01:20:58,270 As a matter of fact, he's cowering down on all fours right behind this counter. 1283 01:21:00,856 --> 01:21:04,026 - Listen, where's the sergeant? - He's not here at the moment, delores. 1284 01:21:04,193 --> 01:21:06,612 But, uh, he's talked of nothing but you all week. 1285 01:21:06,779 --> 01:21:08,614 - Delores: Shut my mouth. - The man's on fire. 1286 01:21:08,781 --> 01:21:10,824 - What's the matter, baby? - A little sciatica. 1287 01:21:10,991 --> 01:21:14,203 Oh. You tell him delores was here. 1288 01:21:14,370 --> 01:21:16,246 You tell that man... 1289 01:21:16,413 --> 01:21:18,457 That he's the jam in my jelly roll. 1290 01:21:19,833 --> 01:21:23,212 - I'll see you, baby, okay? Bye-bye. - Okay. Bye. 1291 01:21:25,464 --> 01:21:28,342 Delores says that you're the jam in herjelly roll. That's... 1292 01:21:28,509 --> 01:21:30,344 - I heard. - Heh. 1293 01:21:30,511 --> 01:21:32,429 - That's a lot of woman there. - Shit. 1294 01:21:32,596 --> 01:21:36,308 She calls me all the time. And she leaves me notes. What am I gonna do? 1295 01:21:36,475 --> 01:21:39,978 - You shouldn't have led her on. - Led her on? I didn't do anything, riggs. 1296 01:21:40,145 --> 01:21:44,149 I mean, if Trish finds out about it... I didn't... I didn't... 1297 01:21:44,483 --> 01:21:47,152 Sergeant, we have got to talk. 1298 01:21:47,319 --> 01:21:49,947 You've gotta come see me. 1299 01:21:50,114 --> 01:21:52,366 Well, we gotta work. Come on. Let's go. 1300 01:21:52,533 --> 01:21:55,452 - Thanks anyway, for your concern. - Yeah. Thanks, doc. 1301 01:21:55,702 --> 01:21:56,982 You're a beauty. Riggs: Coming? 1302 01:21:57,121 --> 01:21:58,997 A beauty. Yeah, I'm coming. 1303 01:22:06,588 --> 01:22:08,507 Afternoon, captain. 1304 01:22:10,175 --> 01:22:13,303 Jack: That's good, Murphy. See how easy that was? 1305 01:22:17,307 --> 01:22:19,059 I love it down here, don't you, murph? 1306 01:22:19,226 --> 01:22:23,480 This place is better than the swap meet. Best bargains in town. 1307 01:22:27,192 --> 01:22:29,027 Murphy: Give me the lock-up keys. 1308 01:22:29,570 --> 01:22:32,364 Those guys from the garage, they're all ex-cons. 1309 01:22:32,531 --> 01:22:34,533 And all busted by the same police officer... 1310 01:22:34,700 --> 01:22:36,785 Lieutenant Jack Edward Travis. 1311 01:22:36,952 --> 01:22:38,704 Early paroles on the work furlough program. 1312 01:22:38,871 --> 01:22:42,374 Uh-huh. Employed by a company called mesa verde construction. 1313 01:22:42,541 --> 01:22:45,294 Just a minute. You can't go in there. You don't have a pass. 1314 01:22:45,461 --> 01:22:46,712 - What? - May I see your pass? 1315 01:22:46,879 --> 01:22:48,672 - Wanna see? Here's my pass. - I do. 1316 01:22:48,839 --> 01:22:51,425 - I got shot in the line of duty, okay? - He's with us. 1317 01:22:51,592 --> 01:22:53,135 - He's with us? - Did I say that? 1318 01:22:53,302 --> 01:22:56,555 - Where'd you get her from? - What are you doing out of the hospital? 1319 01:22:56,722 --> 01:22:59,224 Don't mention the hospital. I told you not to leave me. 1320 01:22:59,391 --> 01:23:01,977 They tried to take my appendix. They gave me a iapotomy. 1321 01:23:02,144 --> 01:23:04,104 - Brain surgery? - No, a iapotomy. 1322 01:23:04,271 --> 01:23:06,565 Not a lobotomy. Cut your hair so you can hear. 1323 01:23:06,732 --> 01:23:07,774 What's the difference? 1324 01:23:07,941 --> 01:23:12,029 The difference is, when you get a iapotomy, they shave your nether regions. 1325 01:23:12,196 --> 01:23:15,365 - Nether what? - Your nether... I can't say it in front of her. 1326 01:23:15,532 --> 01:23:16,992 Well, point to it. 1327 01:23:18,452 --> 01:23:19,745 - Okay. Here. - Must be itchy. 1328 01:23:19,912 --> 01:23:22,331 Yes, it is itchy. These doctors are savages. 1329 01:23:22,498 --> 01:23:25,584 Where does it say that a gunshot wound requires a rectal exam? 1330 01:23:25,751 --> 01:23:27,252 Huh? Huh? 1331 01:23:28,629 --> 01:23:31,089 Yeah. With a telescope big enough to see Venus. 1332 01:23:31,256 --> 01:23:32,925 I guess all they saw was uranus, huh? 1333 01:23:33,091 --> 01:23:35,260 Oh, that's great. Huh-huh. That's great. Thank you. 1334 01:23:35,427 --> 01:23:36,845 - You know what I say? - What? 1335 01:23:37,012 --> 01:23:40,766 They fuck you in the hospital! First they drug you, then they fuck you. 1336 01:23:40,933 --> 01:23:42,142 And when they're done... 1337 01:23:42,309 --> 01:23:45,395 Along comes the insurance company, and fucks you some more. 1338 01:23:45,562 --> 01:23:48,607 Ten dollars for a fucking aspirin, that's not even covered. 1339 01:23:48,774 --> 01:23:50,067 - Leo! - That's enough. 1340 01:23:50,234 --> 01:23:51,777 - We're trying to work here. - Okay. 1341 01:23:51,944 --> 01:23:54,780 What's new on our case? Anything new? You got Travis yet? 1342 01:23:54,947 --> 01:23:56,532 You take an ad out in the paper? 1343 01:23:56,698 --> 01:23:59,284 - He's family. We gotta go somewhere else. - Who's she? 1344 01:23:59,451 --> 01:24:01,578 - Sergeant Cole. - Hey, how are you? Leo getz. 1345 01:24:01,745 --> 01:24:03,455 Anything you need, Leo getz. Get it? 1346 01:24:03,622 --> 01:24:05,582 - I get it. - Real estate right now but... 1347 01:24:05,749 --> 01:24:08,085 Hey, listen. Come on, you guys, give me a break. 1348 01:24:08,252 --> 01:24:10,420 I owe this guy one. Give me something to do. 1349 01:24:10,587 --> 01:24:12,172 You can get us a cup of coffee. 1350 01:24:12,339 --> 01:24:15,634 That's great. I take one for you, and that's what you tell me? 1351 01:24:15,801 --> 01:24:19,137 - He could check this out. - That's all I'm good for? Takes slugs... 1352 01:24:19,304 --> 01:24:21,932 Leo, Leo, Leo. Look. We got something for you to do. 1353 01:24:22,099 --> 01:24:25,602 Check out mesa verde construction. Find out all the information you can. 1354 01:24:25,769 --> 01:24:28,480 - Okay. Sure, I can do this. - Remember that name? 1355 01:24:28,647 --> 01:24:30,482 Right around... mesa verde, I got it. 1356 01:24:30,649 --> 01:24:32,985 What are you doing giving him mesa verde? 1357 01:24:33,151 --> 01:24:34,987 If there's shit there, he'll dig it up. 1358 01:24:35,153 --> 01:24:37,030 - Who is that guy? - Riggs: It's a long story. 1359 01:24:43,328 --> 01:24:44,746 Here are your keys, captain. 1360 01:24:46,164 --> 01:24:47,874 - You motherfucker. - Don't be stupid. 1361 01:24:48,041 --> 01:24:50,627 - Murphy: The fuck? - Take the elevator, bring the other guys. 1362 01:24:50,794 --> 01:24:52,588 Keys. Give me your fucking hands. 1363 01:24:53,589 --> 01:24:57,134 Goddamn you, Travis. Fuck. 1364 01:24:57,801 --> 01:24:59,886 Stand there. 1365 01:25:03,307 --> 01:25:05,809 I can get faster results than that real-estate broker. 1366 01:25:05,976 --> 01:25:08,729 Leo's not just a real-estate broker. 1367 01:25:08,895 --> 01:25:11,773 Yeah, he's a royal pain in the ass with a lot of connections. 1368 01:25:12,816 --> 01:25:16,403 This is what we came for. Load everything on the elevator, guys. 1369 01:25:16,570 --> 01:25:18,905 - How'd you know where to find them? - We got it all. 1370 01:25:19,072 --> 01:25:21,199 World of computers, murph. World of computers. 1371 01:25:21,366 --> 01:25:24,036 You used to be one of us, for Christ sakes, Jack. 1372 01:25:24,202 --> 01:25:27,289 You know what future a cop has, murph? None. 1373 01:25:27,456 --> 01:25:30,542 Punch a clock for 30 years. Retirement. 1374 01:25:30,792 --> 01:25:32,085 Pension. 1375 01:25:32,586 --> 01:25:33,629 Nothing to do. 1376 01:25:33,795 --> 01:25:37,215 Drunk at noon, bullet in the brain by evening. Well, not for this kid. 1377 01:25:37,382 --> 01:25:39,509 Police department's got it all: 1378 01:25:39,676 --> 01:25:42,846 Guns, ammo, drugs, cash. It's a one-stop shopping center. 1379 01:25:43,013 --> 01:25:46,391 If you got the brains, there's not a thing anybody can do about it. 1380 01:25:46,558 --> 01:25:49,227 You're already fucking history and you know it. 1381 01:25:49,394 --> 01:25:51,730 Sorry, murph. But I'm just getting started. 1382 01:25:52,230 --> 01:25:54,232 Lorna: Something's wrong here. Riggs: What? 1383 01:25:54,399 --> 01:25:56,860 The program's been accessed by somebody from the outside. 1384 01:25:57,027 --> 01:25:58,528 What? What's been accessed? 1385 01:25:58,695 --> 01:26:02,282 After the guns were stolen, internal affairs moved the confiscated ammunition. 1386 01:26:02,449 --> 01:26:04,660 - Armor-piercing bullets? - Thousands of rounds... 1387 01:26:04,826 --> 01:26:07,412 To a more secured location. Shit. 1388 01:26:07,579 --> 01:26:09,456 - That's been accessed. - Somebody knows. 1389 01:26:09,623 --> 01:26:11,833 Where's it stored? Where did they move it? 1390 01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:14,670 Riggs: Wait, wait. Lorna: Let's go. 1391 01:26:14,836 --> 01:26:18,298 - I guess I'm not cut out for internal affairs. - Where is it? 1392 01:26:18,465 --> 01:26:19,901 Lorna: In the building. Riggs: Where? 1393 01:26:19,925 --> 01:26:21,819 Lorna: I'm showing you. Cop: Something going down? 1394 01:26:21,843 --> 01:26:23,804 - Nothing's going down. - I'm going with you. 1395 01:26:23,970 --> 01:26:25,764 - Uh, how old are you? - Twenty-two today. 1396 01:26:25,931 --> 01:26:29,267 Twenty-two? Come on. You got protection? 1397 01:26:29,434 --> 01:26:32,187 - Right here in my wallet. - No, your vest, you dummy. 1398 01:26:32,354 --> 01:26:33,438 Should we take him? 1399 01:26:33,605 --> 01:26:36,149 Okay, but keep your head down. Keep your head down. 1400 01:26:36,316 --> 01:26:37,796 - Stay behind me. - Come on, let's go. 1401 01:26:37,901 --> 01:26:39,111 - Cop: Yahoo! - Shh! Quiet. 1402 01:26:51,456 --> 01:26:53,083 Jack: See, you were my ticket in, murph. 1403 01:26:53,667 --> 01:26:56,294 It's too bad you won't be coming with me. 1404 01:27:00,424 --> 01:27:01,675 Riggs: Travis. 1405 01:27:01,842 --> 01:27:03,677 Lorna: They got it all. Riggs: Shit. 1406 01:27:04,386 --> 01:27:06,346 - He's dead. - How'd they get it out of here? 1407 01:27:06,513 --> 01:27:08,974 - I don't know. - They didn't take it upstairs. 1408 01:27:09,141 --> 01:27:11,101 Murtaugh: Hey, hey. Elevator. 1409 01:27:13,687 --> 01:27:16,314 - Shit. It's down. - Hey, the subway's down there. 1410 01:27:16,481 --> 01:27:18,400 - We take the stairs. - Cop: L.A. has subways? 1411 01:27:18,567 --> 01:27:19,647 Riggs: Where you been, kid? 1412 01:27:19,776 --> 01:27:21,696 Murtaugh: Read something besides the funny pages. 1413 01:27:22,696 --> 01:27:25,157 Man: All right, guys. Come on, let's hustle. 1414 01:27:27,701 --> 01:27:29,494 Hurry up, guys. 1415 01:27:42,174 --> 01:27:43,592 L.a.p.d., guys. Come here. 1416 01:27:43,759 --> 01:27:45,635 Come here. Step on it. 1417 01:27:46,261 --> 01:27:47,929 Son of a bitch. 1418 01:27:48,096 --> 01:27:49,890 You see anybody, anything strange? 1419 01:27:50,056 --> 01:27:54,603 - Lots of cops and a bunch of boxes. - Split now. Just get out of here. 1420 01:27:55,020 --> 01:27:56,688 - I'm going across. - Lorna: I got it. 1421 01:28:03,779 --> 01:28:05,572 Jack: Get rid of Murphy, now! 1422 01:28:11,286 --> 01:28:13,371 Where the fuck do you think you're going? Let's go. 1423 01:28:25,759 --> 01:28:27,135 Split. Get out of here. 1424 01:28:28,929 --> 01:28:30,472 Cop: Cover me. 1425 01:28:36,311 --> 01:28:37,646 Murtaugh: Riggs! 1426 01:28:50,659 --> 01:28:52,410 Let's go. Let's go! 1427 01:28:56,289 --> 01:28:58,166 Riggs. 1428 01:29:01,670 --> 01:29:03,588 Son, stay still. 1429 01:29:13,598 --> 01:29:15,725 Happy birthday, kid. 1430 01:29:25,443 --> 01:29:26,611 Man: Oh, shit! 1431 01:29:41,418 --> 01:29:42,794 Another baby. 1432 01:29:55,181 --> 01:29:57,142 Hey! Is he dead? Check the body. 1433 01:29:57,309 --> 01:29:59,109 Murphy: Get me the fuck out of here, will you? 1434 01:30:00,645 --> 01:30:02,439 Hey, riggs! Hey, riggs! 1435 01:30:02,731 --> 01:30:05,150 Riggs! You stupid son of a bitch. 1436 01:30:17,078 --> 01:30:19,164 Stop that shit. Cut it out. 1437 01:30:19,331 --> 01:30:21,166 - Hey! Don't shoot. - Riggs: L.A.P.D., man. 1438 01:30:21,333 --> 01:30:22,584 Where does this come out? 1439 01:30:22,751 --> 01:30:24,127 - Pico station. - Thanks, pal. 1440 01:30:24,294 --> 01:30:25,337 Man: Hey, not that way. 1441 01:30:25,503 --> 01:30:28,256 - Take the stairs, man, it's faster. - Riggs: Okay, thanks. 1442 01:30:39,059 --> 01:30:40,185 Man: 1443 01:30:40,352 --> 01:30:42,562 Sorry, pal. Where's the tunnel? Gangway! 1444 01:30:50,528 --> 01:30:52,322 Get out of the way. 1445 01:30:55,325 --> 01:30:57,869 Holy shit. Son of a bitch. 1446 01:30:58,703 --> 01:30:59,913 Police! 1447 01:31:06,878 --> 01:31:08,964 Step on it! There he is! Step on it! 1448 01:31:10,590 --> 01:31:12,050 Goddamn. 1449 01:31:16,888 --> 01:31:18,848 Put your foot down! 1450 01:31:24,896 --> 01:31:26,564 I can't! 1451 01:31:45,917 --> 01:31:49,254 - Hey, police! I need your bike, man. - What? This is bullshit. 1452 01:31:49,421 --> 01:31:53,883 I need your bike. Sergeant riggs, call it in. I need a couple clips too. 1453 01:32:09,357 --> 01:32:11,109 Hey, we lost him. 1454 01:32:18,241 --> 01:32:20,441 - Central, where's riggs? - Dispatcher: Six-William-six. 1455 01:32:20,535 --> 01:32:22,871 Central, keep me in touch with motorcycle pursuit. 1456 01:32:30,462 --> 01:32:32,130 Shit. Jack: Take a right, now. 1457 01:32:32,297 --> 01:32:33,715 Take a right! Go! 1458 01:32:34,466 --> 01:32:36,301 Go! Go! Go! 1459 01:32:37,302 --> 01:32:39,596 Stupid. Take a right. No, left! 1460 01:32:51,149 --> 01:32:52,150 Jack: Shit! 1461 01:32:57,113 --> 01:32:58,281 Riggs: Oh, shit! 1462 01:33:20,428 --> 01:33:22,472 Murtaugh: This is 6-William-6, this is 6—william—6. 1463 01:33:22,639 --> 01:33:24,349 I'm at the freeway construction site. 1464 01:33:24,516 --> 01:33:27,393 Where's riggs? I'm here. Where's riggs? Come back to me, central. 1465 01:33:27,560 --> 01:33:29,455 D I s patc h e r: Six-William-six, location west... 1466 01:33:29,479 --> 01:33:31,039 Where's riggs? Where the hell is riggs? 1467 01:33:32,607 --> 01:33:35,151 Take a left here. Get off. Get off the freeway. 1468 01:33:36,528 --> 01:33:37,779 Oh, Jesus! 1469 01:33:47,539 --> 01:33:48,540 Stop! Hold it! 1470 01:33:50,375 --> 01:33:51,459 Oh, shit! 1471 01:33:52,335 --> 01:33:53,753 Hang on. 1472 01:33:56,047 --> 01:33:57,215 Stop! 1473 01:34:08,977 --> 01:34:10,019 Where is the pursuit? 1474 01:34:14,315 --> 01:34:15,733 Oh, shit. 1475 01:34:28,121 --> 01:34:32,250 - Riggs! Hey, just relax, riggs. - Relax? 1476 01:34:34,002 --> 01:34:35,211 Riggs! Riggs! 1477 01:34:35,545 --> 01:34:38,173 Oh, shit! 1478 01:34:44,220 --> 01:34:45,930 Riggs! Riggs! 1479 01:34:49,559 --> 01:34:52,770 Riggs. Hey, riggs. 1480 01:34:52,979 --> 01:34:55,106 Get back. Just get back. Get back! 1481 01:34:55,773 --> 01:34:58,109 Riggs, talk to me. Riggs. 1482 01:34:58,276 --> 01:35:01,029 Riggs, you're alive. Come here. 1483 01:35:01,196 --> 01:35:04,282 Don't move. Don't move. I said just get back! 1484 01:35:05,116 --> 01:35:06,451 You all right? 1485 01:35:08,786 --> 01:35:10,496 Hey, hey, hey, riggs, don't... 1486 01:35:10,663 --> 01:35:12,040 Hey, hey, riggs! 1487 01:35:13,583 --> 01:35:14,751 Don't touch me! 1488 01:35:14,918 --> 01:35:17,795 Okay, okay. I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. 1489 01:35:17,962 --> 01:35:20,215 - Just be careful. - Don't touch me. Don't! 1490 01:35:24,260 --> 01:35:27,055 - Don't touch me. - Hey, okay, I won't touch you. 1491 01:35:27,222 --> 01:35:28,389 I'm not touching you. 1492 01:35:30,850 --> 01:35:35,647 - Okay. You okay now? - I'm pissed now, rog. Now I'm pissed. 1493 01:35:35,813 --> 01:35:37,315 - Now what? - That son of a bitch. 1494 01:35:37,482 --> 01:35:39,400 He's done it twice now. Damn. 1495 01:35:39,567 --> 01:35:42,445 Son of a... I'm gonna suck his eyes out through his nose. 1496 01:35:42,695 --> 01:35:44,822 Twice he got away. Nobody gets away from me! 1497 01:35:44,989 --> 01:35:47,825 Okay. Just relax. Just relax. 1498 01:35:48,159 --> 01:35:49,994 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm okay. 1499 01:35:50,161 --> 01:35:52,664 - Are you okay? - I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. 1500 01:35:55,375 --> 01:35:56,668 Murtaugh: Hey! 1501 01:35:57,252 --> 01:35:58,753 - Hey, I'm having that. - You quit! 1502 01:35:58,920 --> 01:36:01,130 I ran out of biscuits, all right? Give me a break. 1503 01:36:02,840 --> 01:36:04,300 Oh, shit. 1504 01:36:05,510 --> 01:36:06,678 Oh, shit. 1505 01:36:11,349 --> 01:36:12,517 Perfect. 1506 01:36:13,601 --> 01:36:15,770 - What did I miss? - Riggs: What's he doing here? 1507 01:36:15,937 --> 01:36:18,147 - What are you doing here? - Great car chase. 1508 01:36:18,314 --> 01:36:20,275 - Great chase. - What are you doing here? 1509 01:36:20,441 --> 01:36:22,277 - How'd you find us, huh? - My police scanner. 1510 01:36:22,443 --> 01:36:24,445 What are you doing with a police scanner? 1511 01:36:24,612 --> 01:36:28,950 What am I...? Hello, car 54, where are you? I cracked this case for you guys. 1512 01:36:29,117 --> 01:36:31,452 Listen. Mesa verde's legit. 1513 01:36:31,619 --> 01:36:33,997 They got a housing project called rancho arroyo. 1514 01:36:34,163 --> 01:36:36,624 - Riggs: I know where that is. - Why don't we check it out? 1515 01:36:36,791 --> 01:36:39,419 - Good idea. - Okay, hey, wait. I'll come with you. 1516 01:36:39,585 --> 01:36:42,422 - No, you're not coming. - Yes, I am. I'll take my car. 1517 01:36:42,588 --> 01:36:44,382 No, you're not. Leo: Yes, I am. 1518 01:36:46,134 --> 01:36:49,262 I can't believe you did that. I got a spare in the trunk. 1519 01:36:52,223 --> 01:36:53,891 - You're driving. - No, I'm driving. 1520 01:36:54,058 --> 01:36:56,769 How could you do that? I can't believe you did that. 1521 01:36:56,936 --> 01:36:59,397 - I can't believe you did that. - Riggs: Hey, where's lorna? 1522 01:36:59,564 --> 01:37:01,804 - I can't believe you did that. - Murtaugh: With Walters. 1523 01:37:02,400 --> 01:37:05,153 I can't belie... I can't believe you did that. 1524 01:37:05,320 --> 01:37:07,488 How could you do that to me? 1525 01:37:08,573 --> 01:37:10,742 Did you see that? They're my partners. 1526 01:37:10,908 --> 01:37:13,578 - I can't believe they did that. - Twenty-one and 18, clear. 1527 01:37:13,745 --> 01:37:15,079 Excuse me, do you own your home? 1528 01:37:48,946 --> 01:37:51,616 - Looks like we came to the right place. - Yeah. 1529 01:37:51,783 --> 01:37:53,618 Move on out to Travis town. 1530 01:37:53,785 --> 01:37:56,037 Great place to raise a family. 1531 01:37:56,537 --> 01:37:58,706 Built on guns and bloodshed. 1532 01:37:58,873 --> 01:38:01,584 One hell of a retirement plan this asshole's got, isn't it? 1533 01:38:01,751 --> 01:38:04,128 Let's foreclose on this son of a bitch. 1534 01:38:04,712 --> 01:38:07,173 - Say, is that, uh...? - It's Darryl's gun. 1535 01:38:07,340 --> 01:38:10,009 - Saving it for the right occasion. - This is the right occasion. 1536 01:38:10,176 --> 01:38:12,095 Murtaugh: How many men you think he has? 1537 01:38:12,261 --> 01:38:14,639 Who knows? Maybe I should run over there and ask him? 1538 01:38:14,806 --> 01:38:16,349 - That'd be too easy. - Yeah. 1539 01:38:16,557 --> 01:38:18,643 Wish I had some grenades or a rocket launcher. 1540 01:38:18,810 --> 01:38:20,603 Maybe a ground-to-air missile. 1541 01:38:20,770 --> 01:38:23,689 Hey, I wonder what Murphy's got in his trunk. 1542 01:38:25,983 --> 01:38:28,444 Well, it's obvious murph was never a boy scout. 1543 01:38:28,903 --> 01:38:30,488 - Not even a good spare. - Yeah. 1544 01:38:32,156 --> 01:38:33,491 Shit. 1545 01:38:34,575 --> 01:38:36,327 Put your hands down. It's embarrassing. 1546 01:38:39,622 --> 01:38:41,749 - How you doing? - Kissing, huh? 1547 01:38:41,916 --> 01:38:45,253 - Fresh ones, huh? - Oh, yeah. Shaving cuts. 1548 01:38:45,420 --> 01:38:46,712 Don't get points for those. 1549 01:38:46,879 --> 01:38:48,756 - How did you get here? - Drove. 1550 01:38:48,923 --> 01:38:51,426 - No, no. How...? - I ran into Leo at the police station. 1551 01:38:51,592 --> 01:38:53,136 - He talked to me first. - Leo, Leo. 1552 01:38:53,302 --> 01:38:55,346 Lorna: Any ideas? Riggs: Lucky thing we got a plan. 1553 01:38:55,513 --> 01:38:57,473 - Murtaugh: Yeah. - Yeah, lucky thing. What is it? 1554 01:38:57,515 --> 01:39:02,437 - Oh, no. I want it to be a surprise. - Oh, I like surprises. 1555 01:39:07,275 --> 01:39:08,609 Man: Move it! 1556 01:39:10,695 --> 01:39:13,239 - Let's check it out. - Let's go. 1557 01:39:30,173 --> 01:39:32,758 - Look what they did to murph's car. - Could've been worse. 1558 01:39:32,925 --> 01:39:35,178 - Could've been yours. - Riggs: Could've been Trish's. 1559 01:39:37,305 --> 01:39:38,347 - On three. - Three. 1560 01:39:38,514 --> 01:39:39,557 - Three? - Yeah, three. 1561 01:39:39,724 --> 01:39:40,975 Okay. 1562 01:39:41,142 --> 01:39:42,310 One... 1563 01:39:43,436 --> 01:39:44,562 Two... lorna: Three. 1564 01:39:44,729 --> 01:39:46,564 Police! Freeze! Riggs: Hey! 1565 01:39:47,732 --> 01:39:48,858 Oh, shit! 1566 01:39:59,035 --> 01:40:00,995 - Go! Go! Let's go! - Yeah, yeah. 1567 01:40:08,711 --> 01:40:11,214 What's wrong with you? I said go on three, not two. 1568 01:40:11,380 --> 01:40:12,757 - Nobody goes on two. - On three! 1569 01:40:12,924 --> 01:40:15,092 - Riggs: Three. It's always three. - Boys! Boys! 1570 01:40:16,344 --> 01:40:18,638 What are we doing here? Losing our heads in a crisis? 1571 01:40:22,558 --> 01:40:23,768 Cover me. Cover me. 1572 01:40:43,538 --> 01:40:44,580 Exxon. 1573 01:40:46,624 --> 01:40:48,459 - Hey, rog! - Murtaugh! 1574 01:40:49,377 --> 01:40:50,670 - What? - Count to 20. 1575 01:40:51,587 --> 01:40:54,298 - What? - Count to 20, then light me! 1576 01:40:58,803 --> 01:41:00,137 Shit! 1577 01:41:02,473 --> 01:41:04,267 Riggs, it's loaded with ammo. 1578 01:41:18,197 --> 01:41:19,657 - Cover me. - Cover you? 1579 01:41:21,409 --> 01:41:23,244 Cover you, cover riggs. Cover everybody. 1580 01:41:23,411 --> 01:41:25,997 When's somebody gonna cover me for a change? 1581 01:41:30,793 --> 01:41:33,254 What's that, 13, 14? Ah, to hell with it. 1582 01:41:49,687 --> 01:41:52,356 Jack, it's the cops. They're burning everything. 1583 01:41:55,818 --> 01:41:56,861 God! 1584 01:42:03,909 --> 01:42:06,746 Son of a bitch. Shit. Crazy motherfucker! 1585 01:42:10,916 --> 01:42:13,878 Damn. Riggs, the ammo. Get out of there. 1586 01:42:30,394 --> 01:42:34,357 - Riggs, you crazy son of a bitch. - Yeah! Ha, ha! 1587 01:42:49,872 --> 01:42:51,707 Son of a bitch. It works. Shit. 1588 01:42:56,253 --> 01:42:59,924 Stay there. That shit works, riggs. Riggs! 1589 01:43:13,479 --> 01:43:14,605 Son of a bitch. No clip. 1590 01:43:17,566 --> 01:43:19,276 Lorna, no, don't! 1591 01:43:25,950 --> 01:43:27,284 Come on in, bitch. 1592 01:43:27,952 --> 01:43:29,787 - Door's open. - Aah! 1593 01:43:53,185 --> 01:43:55,146 I'm gonna eat your fucking heart! 1594 01:44:22,631 --> 01:44:23,966 Son of a bitch. 1595 01:44:26,552 --> 01:44:28,095 Riggs: Travis! 1596 01:44:29,388 --> 01:44:30,765 Shit. 1597 01:44:44,487 --> 01:44:47,865 Armor-piercing bullets, yeah. Cop killers. 1598 01:44:49,200 --> 01:44:51,202 You're coming with me. 1599 01:44:59,376 --> 01:45:00,461 Fuck you, asshole! 1600 01:45:05,800 --> 01:45:06,842 Hey, riggs. 1601 01:45:13,724 --> 01:45:16,435 Riggs! Hey, riggs. Riggs! 1602 01:45:18,938 --> 01:45:22,942 Riggs! Get up! Get up, riggs! Get up! Get up! 1603 01:45:23,317 --> 01:45:24,902 Killed in the line of duty, riggs! 1604 01:45:29,365 --> 01:45:32,243 You'll get a great funeral from the department, riggs! 1605 01:45:37,581 --> 01:45:39,917 Murtaugh: Hey, riggs. Cop killers. 1606 01:45:52,054 --> 01:45:53,597 Ex-cop killers. 1607 01:46:04,066 --> 01:46:05,776 Go to hell, riggs. 1608 01:46:07,111 --> 01:46:08,487 You first. 1609 01:46:17,371 --> 01:46:20,124 Hey, riggs! Crazy son of a bitch. 1610 01:46:26,338 --> 01:46:28,841 Sorry, honey, I gotta do it. I gotta look. 1611 01:46:31,176 --> 01:46:33,137 Just hold still. Hold still. 1612 01:46:33,304 --> 01:46:35,347 Hey, get a chopper, man. Get a chopper. 1613 01:46:35,639 --> 01:46:37,725 She had two vests on. She's gonna be okay. 1614 01:46:37,892 --> 01:46:40,102 A couple of bad ones. We need to get a chopper. 1615 01:46:40,269 --> 01:46:44,148 Okay. You're all right, partner. You're all right. All right. Hang on. Okay. 1616 01:46:44,773 --> 01:46:47,735 It's okay, it's okay. Just lie still. Just lie still. 1617 01:46:47,902 --> 01:46:51,113 Just a romantic evening by the fire, just the two of us. 1618 01:46:51,363 --> 01:46:52,573 Just be still. 1619 01:46:55,868 --> 01:46:59,330 Man 1: Lock and load! Man 2: I got it. 1620 01:47:02,625 --> 01:47:05,127 Honey, open your eyes. Open your eyes. 1621 01:47:05,794 --> 01:47:07,338 Open your eyes. 1622 01:47:10,841 --> 01:47:12,843 What are you trying to prove out there, huh? 1623 01:47:13,218 --> 01:47:14,637 Huh? Why do you do that? 1624 01:47:15,304 --> 01:47:17,056 - Can I take this off? - Medic: Yeah. 1625 01:47:19,099 --> 01:47:21,060 You're supposed to grow old with someone... 1626 01:47:21,226 --> 01:47:22,853 Not because of them, all right? 1627 01:47:28,984 --> 01:47:30,361 I'm gonna be with you, lorna. 1628 01:47:31,153 --> 01:47:33,155 Hey, I'm with you now. Look, I'm right here. 1629 01:47:33,322 --> 01:47:35,366 We're both here, right? Right. 1630 01:47:37,242 --> 01:47:39,203 Come on, I wanna be with you. 1631 01:47:39,370 --> 01:47:41,246 What have you got to lose? 1632 01:47:45,334 --> 01:47:46,669 Not likely. 1633 01:47:52,132 --> 01:47:54,343 - Hey, lorna. - Yeah? 1634 01:47:56,595 --> 01:47:58,681 Let's live to regret this, huh? 1635 01:48:02,601 --> 01:48:04,645 - Medic: Okay, we've gotta go, sarge. - Okay. 1636 01:48:05,187 --> 01:48:06,897 Medic: She's gonna be fine. 1637 01:48:10,609 --> 01:48:12,027 Riggs: Can you hear me? 1638 01:48:13,529 --> 01:48:14,571 I love you. 1639 01:48:32,172 --> 01:48:36,176 All: Happy retirement, daddy 1640 01:48:37,094 --> 01:48:40,973 happy retirement, daddy 1641 01:48:41,432 --> 01:48:43,600 this is it. This is the day. 1642 01:48:44,476 --> 01:48:45,561 Nick: Everybody? Daddy? 1643 01:48:45,728 --> 01:48:48,856 I want you to know there's a candle for every year in the force. 1644 01:48:49,023 --> 01:48:50,823 - Yes. A lot of years. - Rianne: That's a lot. 1645 01:48:50,983 --> 01:48:52,985 Trish: Come on, you have to blow it out. Come on. 1646 01:48:53,152 --> 01:48:55,738 Trish: Blow them out. Carrie: Blow them out. Come on. 1647 01:48:55,904 --> 01:48:57,281 - I can't. - Come on, we'll help. 1648 01:48:57,448 --> 01:49:01,243 - No, that's not what I mean. - Trish: What? 1649 01:49:01,744 --> 01:49:03,620 I can't retire. 1650 01:49:04,663 --> 01:49:06,832 I thought I could. I wanted to. 1651 01:49:08,250 --> 01:49:09,793 But I can't. 1652 01:49:13,630 --> 01:49:15,632 That means you're gonna stay with the force? 1653 01:49:15,799 --> 01:49:17,968 That means I'm staying with the force, baby. 1654 01:49:21,346 --> 01:49:25,476 Nick: This cake's about to explode, so, uh, you better blow out these candles. 1655 01:49:25,642 --> 01:49:29,354 But, um, dad, I want you to know that I'm behind you all the way. 1656 01:49:30,022 --> 01:49:31,899 Carrie: Yeah, me too. Rianne: So am I, dad. 1657 01:49:32,066 --> 01:49:34,318 - It's okay. - Well, the streets will be safer... 1658 01:49:34,485 --> 01:49:35,605 For another couple years. 1659 01:49:38,405 --> 01:49:41,116 - Word, Nick. - Word, dad. 1660 01:49:44,203 --> 01:49:45,746 Blow them out. 1661 01:49:46,789 --> 01:49:47,956 Leo: Hello? 1662 01:49:48,123 --> 01:49:50,334 Trish: Hello. Up here! Leo: Hello? 1663 01:49:50,501 --> 01:49:53,921 - Hello. Hey, I gotta talk to Roger. - Trish: Leo. 1664 01:49:54,088 --> 01:49:55,172 Oprah should see this. 1665 01:49:55,339 --> 01:49:57,841 I can't believe this. Okay, this is great. 1666 01:49:58,008 --> 01:49:59,468 Trish: Leo, what is it? 1667 01:49:59,635 --> 01:50:02,638 Where's riggs? I didn't know he could hold his breath that long. 1668 01:50:02,805 --> 01:50:04,848 - Okay, okay. - I'm taking a bath, Leo. 1669 01:50:05,015 --> 01:50:07,976 I can see that. And it's cold water too. There goes your image. 1670 01:50:08,143 --> 01:50:11,063 Trish: Leo. Leo: Listen, I got great news, okay? 1671 01:50:11,230 --> 01:50:14,399 Okay? Once again, Leo getz has delivered. 1672 01:50:14,566 --> 01:50:16,693 Okay, I have sold this Turkey. 1673 01:50:17,569 --> 01:50:21,990 This termite-infested dump is now gone. Okay? 1674 01:50:22,157 --> 01:50:25,536 You have to sign the contract before the suckers change their mind. 1675 01:50:25,702 --> 01:50:26,912 Okay? I did it. I did it. 1676 01:50:27,079 --> 01:50:28,599 - Murtaugh: Hey, hey. Leo, Leo. - What? 1677 01:50:28,705 --> 01:50:30,207 The house is off the market. 1678 01:50:30,374 --> 01:50:34,336 We're gonna stay in this termite-infested Turkey for another 10 years. 1679 01:50:34,503 --> 01:50:36,463 Trish: At least. Rianne: I'll get married in here. 1680 01:50:36,630 --> 01:50:39,133 Trish: Come on, you guys. Come on, out. Leo: You can't do this. 1681 01:50:39,299 --> 01:50:41,093 Trish: Out, out. Leo: No, you can't do that. 1682 01:50:41,260 --> 01:50:43,887 Rianne: You too, Leo. Leo: You can't do that. 1683 01:50:44,054 --> 01:50:45,222 I have contracts signed. 1684 01:50:45,389 --> 01:50:47,641 Because we're partners, no commission. Okay? 1685 01:50:47,808 --> 01:50:51,353 - Partners? - You and riggs owe me two new tires. 1686 01:50:51,520 --> 01:50:52,563 Murtaugh: Why? —why? 1687 01:50:52,729 --> 01:50:55,399 Bullets aren't covered in normal road hazard. That's why. 1688 01:50:55,566 --> 01:50:59,236 - I want those tires! No conditions! - Oh, god. Leo, get out of here. 1689 01:50:59,403 --> 01:51:01,905 - Don't tell me to get out! - Get out. Leo, out, out! 1690 01:51:02,072 --> 01:51:04,199 You're lucky your wife's here. You're lucky... 1691 01:51:04,366 --> 01:51:05,409 Trish: Out! Leo: Okay. 1692 01:51:08,620 --> 01:51:10,914 - Don't come to me if the... - Get out! 1693 01:51:11,081 --> 01:51:13,959 Leo: Termites get... okay, okay. Trish: No more! 1694 01:51:16,461 --> 01:51:19,256 - Your friends. - Yeah. 1695 01:51:19,715 --> 01:51:22,634 Ten more years till forced retirement, huh, baby? 1696 01:51:23,802 --> 01:51:27,973 That's, uh, 3650 days. 1697 01:51:28,140 --> 01:51:30,934 - Forty-nine. - Oh, yeah. 1698 01:51:41,737 --> 01:51:43,822 - I'll try and improve my image. - Mm. 1699 01:51:50,746 --> 01:51:54,625 - See you soon. Thanks a lot. - Riggs: Don't mention it. 1700 01:51:54,791 --> 01:51:56,793 Oh, bye, daddy. 1701 01:51:59,129 --> 01:52:00,631 Bye, baby. 1702 01:52:09,806 --> 01:52:12,351 - What are you smiling at? - Heh. 1703 01:52:12,517 --> 01:52:15,687 - Why weren't you at my party, huh? - I knew you weren't gonna retire. 1704 01:52:15,854 --> 01:52:19,608 I've been wrong about a couple things in my life, but I knew you wouldn't retire. 1705 01:52:19,775 --> 01:52:21,944 Well, I knew you couldn't stop smoking. 1706 01:52:22,110 --> 01:52:24,738 I'm smoking to take my mind off my dog-biscuit problem. 1707 01:52:24,905 --> 01:52:27,950 - What dog-biscuit problem? - I've been chasing more cars lately... 1708 01:52:28,116 --> 01:52:31,161 And, uh, when I try and lick my balls, I keep falling off the couch. 1709 01:52:31,662 --> 01:52:35,457 Jesus Christ. Hey, hey, hey. I'm driving. Other side. 1710 01:52:35,624 --> 01:52:38,543 I got no dispute. I just came over to open the door for you. 1711 01:52:38,710 --> 01:52:40,212 Thank you for opening the door. 1712 01:52:40,379 --> 01:52:43,882 - Need some help? An old fella like you... - I'll show you a fella my age. 1713 01:52:44,049 --> 01:52:45,969 - Who's a grumpy bastard? - I'm a grumpy bastard. 1714 01:52:47,302 --> 01:52:48,845 - You know something, riggs? - What? 1715 01:52:49,012 --> 01:52:52,766 When I do retire, I hope your next partner is just like you. 1716 01:52:53,308 --> 01:52:56,853 There's winners and there's losers, and god wouldn't do that to me. 1717 01:52:57,020 --> 01:52:58,355 Well, he did it to me. 1718 01:52:59,439 --> 01:53:00,857 I know. 1719 01:53:01,608 --> 01:53:03,068 See what I mean? 1720 01:53:05,195 --> 01:53:08,448 - My point, exactly. - Son of a bitch. Shit. 1721 01:53:11,743 --> 01:53:13,245 Stay away from my daughter. 1722 01:53:13,412 --> 01:53:15,706 Riggs: You can't be serious. What are you talking about? 1723 01:53:15,872 --> 01:53:17,712 Murtaugh: I saw what it was. You kissed rianne. 1724 01:53:17,874 --> 01:53:19,754 Riggs: She kissed me. She finds me irresistible. 1725 01:53:19,876 --> 01:53:22,838 Murtaugh: That's not the point. Riggs: It was a platonic peck on the cheek. 1726 01:53:23,005 --> 01:53:25,632 Murtaugh: If it's just friendship, try shaking hands next time. 1727 01:53:25,799 --> 01:53:28,844 Riggs: Getting enough fiber in your diet? Murtaugh: I'm getting enough fiber. 1728 01:53:29,011 --> 01:53:30,387 Riggs: I'm spoken for, okay? 1729 01:53:30,554 --> 01:53:33,181 I'm gonna pick lorna up from the hospital this afternoon. 1730 01:53:33,348 --> 01:53:35,268 Murtaugh: Yeah? Riggs: Yeah, we're practically... 1731 01:53:35,392 --> 01:53:37,811 Murtaugh: You're serious? Riggs: We got a dog and everything. 1732 01:53:37,978 --> 01:53:40,605 I figure I can, uh, you know, make ends meet. 1733 01:53:49,239 --> 01:53:52,409 Dispatcher: All units. All units. Code 2, high. 1734 01:53:52,576 --> 01:53:55,203 Murtaugh: Hey, don't even think about it, riggs. Don't even try. 1735 01:53:55,370 --> 01:53:58,498 Riggs: This is us, rolling to code 2, high, at verrina place. 1736 01:53:58,665 --> 01:54:01,460 Murtaugh: Shit, riggs. This time we wait for the bomb squad. 1737 01:54:01,626 --> 01:54:04,212 Riggs: You think I want to end up in uniform again? 1738 01:57:06,811 --> 01:57:10,982 Dispatcher: 20-William-12, the rea bomb squad's en route. All units. 1739 01:57:11,149 --> 01:57:12,943 Man: Those guys gonna get in the way again? 1740 01:57:13,109 --> 01:57:15,904 Murtaugh: Okay, there it is. You happy? Let's go. 1741 01:57:16,071 --> 01:57:18,073 Riggs: Ah, we ain't seen nothing yet, though, rog. 1742 01:57:18,240 --> 01:57:20,880 - Come on, just get me up there closer. - Murtaugh: It's roped off. 1743 01:57:20,951 --> 01:57:23,328 Riggs: Can't see the bomb squad. Murtaugh: They're coming. 1744 01:57:23,495 --> 01:57:26,456 Riggs: Okay, all right. All right. Stop here and I'll just get out. 1745 01:57:26,623 --> 01:57:29,376 Murtaugh: No, don't get out of the car, riggs. No. Riggs! 1746 01:57:29,543 --> 01:57:31,836 Riggs: Tell me, rog, was it red wire, blue...? 1747 01:57:32,087 --> 01:57:34,297 Let's get out of here! Step on the gas. 1748 01:57:34,464 --> 01:57:35,904 Murtaugh: They'll never believe this. 1749 01:57:36,049 --> 01:57:38,635 Riggs: I hope nobody saw us. Murtaugh: They'll blame me. 1750 01:57:38,802 --> 01:57:42,055 Riggs: Let's keep cool. You better get your girdle out of mothballs. 1751 01:57:42,222 --> 01:57:44,062 Murtaugh: They'll say, "back in uniform again." 1752 01:57:44,224 --> 01:57:46,851 Riggs: Find one that fits. Murtaugh: Ten more years of this. 1753 01:57:47,018 --> 01:57:47,978 Riggs & Murtaugh: I'm too old for this shit. 1754 01:57:47,979 --> 01:57:51,019 Riggs & Murtaugh I'm too old for this shit. 135512