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Boy: My whole life,
I always hated school.
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We'll roll on
with our heads held high
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oh, thank you,
snowball.
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We'll roll on
with our heads held high
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our conscience
in the gutter
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our dreams up in the sky
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the shipyards
are deserted
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on the docks
of Melbourne town
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the wharfs
still standing strong
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they gathered 'round
to see
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what the union
had to say
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there's too much work
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and not enough payday!
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No more fs.
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No more fs.
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Our conscience
in the gutter
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our dreams up in the sky
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we'll roll on
with our heads held high
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our conscience
in the gutter
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our dreams
up in the sky
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boy: All right, I admit it.
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I took Mrs. Herman's
grade book.
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I set fire to it.
I peed on it.
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But before
you pass judgment,
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you got to hear
my side of the story.
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Let's go back
to the beginning.
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That's me
in the window over there,
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and that's my dad.
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Now, I was only 5 years old,
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but I already knew
that I hated school.
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You see, I had just
gotten over the chickenpox,
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and I was having a little
trouble making friends.
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Ca-can I play
with you guys?
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Why do you have dots
on your face?
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Dot-face.
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Boy:
And then I met Sammy.
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Why can't we be friends?
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Why can't
we be friends?
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Why can't we be friends?
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Boy: Now, this kid
really hated school.
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He hated teachers,
he hated coloring,
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he even hated recess.
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It was incredible.
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Woman: Sammy,
come on.
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Why can't we be friends?
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Why can't
we be friends?
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Look at the big,
chubby baby.
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It's disgusting.
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What are you looking at?
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I'll be your friend.
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Handsome.
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Sammy.
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Handsome: Now, Sammy
was the worst speller in class,
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and I felt really bad
for him,
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so I decided
to help him out.
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You stole
the answers?
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C-i-o-p-a-t-h.
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Sociopath.
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That's correct, Sammy.
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You're the winner.
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Handsome: Now, Sammy and I,
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we cheated our way
through elementary school.
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By the time
we got to junior high,
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we were experts.
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You're late,
Davis.
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Hey, relax, man.
Everything's cool.
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I thought I told you
to come alone.
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He's cool.
He's my partner.
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Handsome:
Evan rosengarden.
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When we needed
a book report,
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a term paper, or a science
project, we went to him.
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You see, he would do anything
for a little porn,
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as long
as it wasn't soft-core.
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This better not
be soft-core.
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I hate soft-core.
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So does my dad.
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Handsome: It was
a smooth operation
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holy smokes.
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Until rosengarden
got sloppy.
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Uh, yes, well,
the reason I'm calling,
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Mr. Davis, is, uh,
is because, uh, your son
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gave my son
a dirty movie.
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Yeah, and it was perhaps
the weirdest dirty movie
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that I've ever seen.
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I want to know how
handsome got his hands
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on something
thissuper dirty.
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Perhaps, uh,
you should talk to him.
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Oh, don't worry. I will.
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I most certainly will.
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Handsome.
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Yes, daddy?
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Um
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listen
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handsome:
Now, my dad's porn was so weird,
he wasn't gonna talk about it.
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Was there something
you wanted to tell me?
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Handsome:
And the truth is, that was the
least of his problems with me.
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Good night.
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Good night, daddy.
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I mean, I wouldn't get up
to go to school
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in the morning
without putting up a fight.
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Now, being a single parent
is never easy,
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especially
when your kid is me.
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Here he comes.
Here he comes.
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I taught him
that move.
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Basically,
we were at war,
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and I wasn't going to
let him win.
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I am not going to
let you win!
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He used to threaten to
send me away all the time,
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and I would threaten to
run away from home.
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Sammy was always there
to talk me out of it.
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That's a big-ass
suitcase.
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Listen, handsome,
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I need some help
with geometry
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you know,
some secret help.
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Geometry?
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I don't go to school
anymore.
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Everybody
has to go to school.
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Not me.
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Well, listen, handsome,
this is crazy.
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Where are you
gonna sleep?
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Well, I'm not sleeping
at the nut house.
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My dad told me that
they got kids there
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that eat their own shit
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with a fork and knife.
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Really?
Yes.
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Really.
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Handsome:
Hello, world!
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Handsome: Now, this used
to happen all the time
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but Sammy knew that I was
always gonna come back
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and I was always
going to help him cheat.
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Did you say something
about geometry?
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You bet your frickin' ass
I did.
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By the time
we got to high school,
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Sammy and I had taken cheating
to a whole other level.
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We had gone from
small-time spelling bees
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to mid-terms, finals,
and everything in between.
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You name it, we stole it.
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Now, there were 2 other guys
we always worked with.
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Everything's cool?
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Now, Sammy and I
may have hated school,
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but Victor hated everything.
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His motto was,
I hate everything.
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Now, we all took our jobs
very seriously
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you finished yet?
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But nobody took it
as seriously as applebee.
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Brilliance
requires Patience.
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You see, he was the man in
charge of the crib sheets.
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Now, every cheating outfit
needs a guy who can write small,
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and this guy
wrote crazy small.
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Handsome: That
is a masterpiece.
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It should be hanging
in a museum.
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I hate museums.
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The four of us
were a real solid unit.
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We were efficient,
we were loyal,
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and we had our own copy
of the janitor's key.
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Do you know why you're here?
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Did I win an award
or something?
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No, you did not win
any awards.
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You have something
you want to tell me?
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I love you?
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Stand up.
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I don't understand.
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I said stand up.
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That's a ball.
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That's another ball.
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They like to travel together.
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Marla, he doesn't
have them on him.
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I'd like you to schedule
an assembly for sixth period.
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I know what you kids
say about me.
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Well, I'm not a bitch.
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I am not a lesbian.
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I am notmedusa.
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You know, I wasn't always
a principal.
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When I was your age
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every weekend, we'd go
to the wrong side of town
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so that we could listen
to live negro music.
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Yes.
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Can I get my award now?
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Get outnow.
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Handsome: Ok, the cornerstone
of our operation was the key.
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Everything's cool?
It's cool.
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Handsome: It opened every
door in the school,
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so we could steal
any test at any time.
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Oh. Hey, guys, I saved
some seats for you.
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The key is what
put us on top.
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Biology is
killing me.
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We love being on top
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I'd do anything
for some help.
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Or the bottom.
They're both good.
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So, you're gonna
hook us up, right?
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We'll talk later.
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I heard a rumor that stark
is shutting you guys down.
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Mrs. Stark: Everybody
please take a seat.
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Do I look shut down?
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This isn't funny,
Davis.
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If I lose
my eligibility,
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I'm gonna stab you.
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Cribmaster.
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Handsome:
See, everybody was looking
to get ahead,
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and we always
had the answers.
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I'm sorry about
the stabbing thing.
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I overreacted.
You're the greatest.
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This is the second time I am
asking you to be seated.
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I will not ask again.
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North point academy
is not a public school.
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We do not have
public school problems
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no teen pregnancies,
no gunplay, no drug epidemics.
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Public school
is so much cooler.
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We do, however, seem to be
in the midst of a crisis.
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Girl, coughing:
Douchebag.
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Girl, coughing:
Douchebag.
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Will somebody
please get her out of here?
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Girl, coughing:
Douchebag.
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Girl:
Douchebag.
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Douchebag!
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She's not doing dildo
anymore?
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00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:07,868
No, she's back
to douchebag.
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I had a telephone call
this morning
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from one of your parents
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who gave me some
very disturbing information.
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Apparently,
a group of seniors
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has gotten its hands
on a copy of the janitor's key.
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I hate rats.
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As we speak, a locksmith is
going throughout the school,
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changing the locks
on every single door.
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Oh.
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No more tests
will be stolen.
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Pass it down. I want everyone
to get detention today.
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Detention.
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Detention.
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Sweet.
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Trash bag. Trash bag.
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Trash bag. Trash bag.
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Trash bag. Trash bag.
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We got to do a job today.
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Doyouhave
a headinjury?
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We've got to
do a job today.
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Stark's threat has everyone
else running scared.
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We do a job today,
we go down as legends.
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Does anybody have
any tests coming up?
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00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:23,310
Does anyone know of
any tests that's coming up?
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How can there be no tests
coming up? This is school.
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Applebee:
But Teddy doesn't cheat.
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Handsome:
I know all about Teddy.
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Teddy!
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Can I talk to you
for a second?
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As I'm sure
you know,
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me and my
associates here
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like to do favors
for people.
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You know my position.
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Handsome: Now,
Teddy hated cheating.
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As far as she was concerned,
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the only true act of rebellion
was cursing out a teacher.
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00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,250
Just hear me out.
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00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:06,319
How many times have you been
forced to see Dr. Newman?
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00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:14,794
I don't know.
Like 7, maybe 8 times.
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00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:17,397
That guy is nosy.
258
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:20,700
He's the school psychologist.
That's his job.
259
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:23,971
Well, I don't care who he is.
That guy's nosy.
260
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:27,941
Ok. What would you
say if I told you
261
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:31,244
that I could get you
your file from his office?
262
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,181
You could read
every little word
263
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,483
he's ever written
about why you do
264
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:40,387
what you do.
265
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:51,564
This one's free.
266
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,202
Spread the word.
267
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,837
We're still
in business.
268
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,944
Handsome: Detention
at our school
269
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:06,079
meant helping the janitor
clean the building,
270
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,681
and that meant that there
was only one man
271
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,217
standing in our way.
272
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,658
Oh, my god!
273
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,393
Somebody
just puked in there!
274
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,564
Puked.
275
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,566
You knowvomited?
276
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:34,107
Every day, somebody make
a puke in my school.
277
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:43,316
Well, we don't need no one
to tell us what to do
278
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,185
oh, yes,
we're on our own
279
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,619
and there's nothing
you can do
280
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:49,622
so we don't need
no one like you
281
00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:51,158
to tell us what to do
282
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,596
'cause I'm a brat,
and I know everything
283
00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:58,331
and I talk back
284
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:04,071
'cause I'm not listening
to anything you say
285
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,239
north-south
elevator.
286
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,507
Go
287
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,856
Well,
we don't need no one
288
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,358
to tell us what to do
289
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,227
oh, yes,
we're on our own
290
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:28,661
and there's nothing
you can do
291
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,764
so we don't need
no one like you
292
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,633
to tell us what to do
293
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:39,572
and if you count to 3,
1, 2, 3
294
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:42,976
you'll see
it's no emergency
295
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:45,645
you'll see
I'm not the enemy
296
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:49,782
just a prisoner
of soci-ie-ie-iety
297
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,584
mother of crap!
298
00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:55,788
I'm freaking out
here, man.
299
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:58,025
Handsome's
gone too far.
300
00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,692
We're not even
stealing a test.
301
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:03,230
What are you doing here? You're
supposed to be by the elevator!
302
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,465
WellI'm not.
303
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,169
Handsome Davis.
304
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,040
What's the matter
with you?
305
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,807
When he's in there,
306
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:17,877
he's gonna
look at my file.
307
00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:19,612
I have se
I have secrets.
308
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:21,181
This is unacceptable!
309
00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,316
Get your ass
back to the elevator.
310
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,685
Ii have a right
to my privacy.
311
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,020
Now!
312
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:38,598
Teddy, Teddy.
313
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:56,849
I only have
one question.
314
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:59,819
Where are
315
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,521
your trash bags?
316
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,502
Something fish.
317
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,609
We're dead.
318
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:23,776
We're not dead.
319
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:29,048
Th-th-there is
a person up here.
320
00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:30,983
I no understand.
321
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,553
Hehe take sleep.
322
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:47,066
What you doing?
323
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:51,271
Where am I?
324
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:52,839
You're in my roof.
325
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,641
My school.
My beauty.
326
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,809
He's panicking.
He's not panicking.
327
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,878
He's getting stronger.
328
00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:01,514
Do you think you could
help me down, 'cause
329
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,651
I'm a little scared
of heights.
330
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,653
Help yourself!
331
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:18,531
Aah!
332
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,436
You!
333
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:26,005
You broke my roof
in my school!
334
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:28,608
My roof you broke!
335
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:29,442
No, I didn't.
336
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,611
I just
see you there.
337
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:32,479
It wasn't me.
338
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,046
Janitor:
You up in roof.
339
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,382
No, I wasn't.
340
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:39,852
Oh, you must be confusing me
with somebody else.
341
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,321
Oh! Oh!
342
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:45,458
Huh? Huh? Huh?
343
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:48,528
We can sit here all day
and argue, but let's agree
344
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:50,463
to disagree.
345
00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:54,267
Wait!
346
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:01,274
Uh
347
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:05,445
what's
your name?
348
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:06,479
My name?
349
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,248
Yes.
350
00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:14,821
My name is
Jimmy Carter.
351
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:17,790
Jimmy Carter.
352
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,726
Your name?
353
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:20,927
Teddy Roosevelt.
354
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,796
Roosevelt. You?
355
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,367
Franklin delano Roosevelt.
356
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,803
There's, uh,
no relation there.
357
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,139
Dude, we're screwed.
358
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,174
They actually were related.
359
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:39,111
You idiot.
360
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,280
He doesn't know that.
361
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:41,514
You're racist.
362
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:42,782
Shut up!
363
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:46,118
What is your name, huh?
364
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,389
Handsome:
Now, there was still plenty of
other presidents to pick from.
365
00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:52,091
George Washington,
Abraham Lincoln,
366
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:54,327
Zachary Taylor
367
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:58,231
but applebee, well,
applebee was applebee.
368
00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:01,234
N-N-Napplebee.
369
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:08,140
This is all
because of you, napplebee.
370
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,176
Stop calling me
napplebee.
371
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:14,046
You know, I should
kick your ass right now,
372
00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:16,349
n-n-napplebee.
Not my name.
373
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,285
I don't care.
I'll kick your ass!
374
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,619
What about my ass?
375
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:22,054
You kick ass, you
have to kick my ass.
376
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:23,756
I kick all ass.
377
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,191
Victor,
378
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:26,659
count to 10.
379
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,932
Handsome:
Now, let me explain
something about Victor.
380
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:35,835
Victor was famous
for always having a plan.
381
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,837
I have a plan.
382
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:42,074
I think we should
kick napplebee's ass.
383
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:46,078
That's not
gonna happen.
384
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:51,117
The man abandoned his post
in the middle of a job.
385
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:53,320
He has to pay
for his sins.
386
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:57,457
He writes
crazy small.
387
00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:00,660
Let's do this
one more time.
388
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:03,129
Applebee,
what did you have?
389
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:05,698
Ii had
a dream.
390
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,901
And in that dream,
you looked at my file.
391
00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:12,305
Did you look
at my file?
392
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,807
Applebee?
393
00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,711
I had a nestle's crunch.
Excellent.
394
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,813
Anybody can make
a blanket denial,
395
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,350
but a great liar
gives you details.
396
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,284
No matter what
she says she knows,
397
00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:27,887
all we gotta do is
give her the details
398
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,589
because, my friends,
399
00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:32,925
bullshit is in the details.
400
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:38,531
Mrs. Starks: Were you up
in the ceiling yesterday?
401
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,001
I don't remember.
402
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:45,438
How can you not remember
whether or not
403
00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:47,507
you were up
in the ceiling?
404
00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:57,316
I'm not so good at memory.
405
00:21:57,384 --> 00:21:59,419
Is he the one?
406
00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:01,588
Yes, that's him.
407
00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:07,226
Jimmy Carter.
408
00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:11,798
Do you want to tell me what
you were doing in the ceiling?
409
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:14,333
Oh.
410
00:22:14,401 --> 00:22:16,369
You mean the ceiling
by the candy closet?
411
00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:17,970
What were you doing
up there?
412
00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:20,640
I already told you. I was
getting candy. I remember.
413
00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:23,142
I wanted a bar,
but had a $5.00 bill.
414
00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:27,313
I had to buy 5 instead of 1
because it didn't have any 1's.
415
00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:28,581
Mrs. Starks: What?
416
00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:30,617
You said, if we did't
sell enough candy
417
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:33,285
there'd be no trip.
I figured I'd climb up there,
418
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,422
leave the money,
and take the candy.
419
00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:39,459
Are you trying to sabotage
the senior trip?
420
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,394
What I don't
understand is
421
00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:43,563
what were Sammy, Victor
422
00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:45,565
and Jonathan doing
up there with you?
423
00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:47,066
I can't eat 5
by myself.
424
00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:49,101
Applebee had a nestle's crunch,
Victor a snickers,
425
00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:51,337
Sammy had 2 snickers,
and me a Reese's pieces.
426
00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:54,574
If you don't believe me,
ask the guys. They'll agree too.
427
00:22:56,075 --> 00:23:00,780
Your friends told me they
weren't getting candy bars.
428
00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:06,786
In fact, they admitted
they were cheating.
429
00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:10,757
And they said you were
behind the whole thing.
430
00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:13,493
Now
431
00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:16,028
you tell me the truth,
432
00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:19,398
and I promise I won't be
that hard on you.
433
00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:27,039
Jonathan Jacob applebee.
434
00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:29,709
Nestle's crunch.
That's all I'm saying.
435
00:23:31,644 --> 00:23:35,347
I am sick and tired
436
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:38,585
of your special ed
bullshit!
437
00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:42,755
Jonathan Jacob applebee.
438
00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:44,957
Nestle's crunch.
That's all I'm saying.
439
00:23:46,025 --> 00:23:47,960
I'm still not sure
what it is
440
00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:50,062
you were doing
up in the ceiling
441
00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:51,764
we were
getting candy.
442
00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:54,066
But I know you weren't
getting candy.
443
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:57,303
I also know that you've been
pulling detention on purpose
444
00:23:57,369 --> 00:24:00,840
so that you could be alone
in school with Marty.
445
00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:04,310
You ought to be
ashamed of yourselves.
446
00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:05,745
If I punish you
for cheating,
447
00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:07,980
it will have to go
on the permanent record,
448
00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:11,350
so instead I am
reducing it to
449
00:24:11,417 --> 00:24:13,853
destruction
of school property.
450
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,187
That'll be
3 days suspension,
451
00:24:15,254 --> 00:24:18,357
and your parents
have to come to school.
452
00:24:18,424 --> 00:24:21,794
And I'm gonna tell them
what I'm telling you.
453
00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:25,197
This is your final warning.
454
00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:28,300
Radio: The forecast
calls for showers
455
00:24:28,367 --> 00:24:30,069
and thunderstorms today.
456
00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:32,539
Strong southwesterly winds
up to 37
457
00:24:35,174 --> 00:24:37,109
I hope you're happy.
458
00:24:38,344 --> 00:24:40,479
I hope you're happy.
459
00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:45,752
3-day suspension.
This
460
00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:48,020
is this how
I brought you up?
461
00:24:49,355 --> 00:24:51,290
Your behavior is
462
00:24:51,357 --> 00:24:52,925
completely
inappropriate.
463
00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:54,961
Inappropriate?
464
00:24:58,631 --> 00:25:00,533
Dog porn.
465
00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:05,905
I don't know what
you're talking about.
466
00:25:05,972 --> 00:25:09,041
Don't bullshit me, dad. It was
in the corner of the closet.
467
00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:12,712
All right, first of all
first of all, all right
468
00:25:18,117 --> 00:25:20,519
Whatabout
469
00:25:20,587 --> 00:25:21,788
the doberman?
470
00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:34,266
Look
471
00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:36,936
I know I'm in no position
to preach to you.
472
00:25:37,003 --> 00:25:39,772
I'm sure you don't even
respect me,
473
00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:41,440
but I care about you,
474
00:25:41,507 --> 00:25:44,010
and I care about
your future.
475
00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:47,647
And I am begging you
begging you
476
00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:50,650
stop the cheating.
Please.
477
00:25:50,717 --> 00:25:52,852
Stop the cheating.
478
00:25:54,153 --> 00:25:56,723
Handsome:
And I did stop cheating.
479
00:25:56,789 --> 00:25:59,058
It lasted 3 days.
480
00:26:08,635 --> 00:26:10,803
Somebody want to take
a stab at it?
481
00:26:12,705 --> 00:26:14,674
Handsome: Now, Mr. Harkin
was a real genius.
482
00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:16,843
The problem was
that he was so smart
483
00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:20,079
no one ever had a clue
what he was talking about.
484
00:26:21,681 --> 00:26:24,583
I can't believe
no one else knows this.
485
00:26:24,651 --> 00:26:28,287
Ok, let's get a couple
of things straight.
486
00:26:28,354 --> 00:26:32,224
I don't like to have
my teaching methods questioned,
487
00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:36,729
and I especially don't like it
when parents call me at home.
488
00:26:36,796 --> 00:26:39,732
And I really don't like
to have to hear sob stories
489
00:26:39,799 --> 00:26:41,533
about how badly
certain students
490
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:45,437
need to get into
tufts university.
491
00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:53,646
Mr. Shapiro, you don't need
to take notes on this.
492
00:26:53,713 --> 00:26:56,716
Boy: Loser!
493
00:26:56,783 --> 00:27:00,052
But you can write down
the following:
494
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:04,523
Tomorrow's regents' exam
will count as your midterm,
495
00:27:04,590 --> 00:27:08,661
and no amount
of parental pressure
496
00:27:08,728 --> 00:27:09,962
will change that.
497
00:27:10,029 --> 00:27:11,964
Butthat's not fair.
498
00:27:12,031 --> 00:27:14,233
You haven't taught us
any of the material
499
00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:15,267
on the regents'.
500
00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:16,302
Everything
will be covered
501
00:27:16,368 --> 00:27:19,138
at today's review.
502
00:27:21,273 --> 00:27:25,611
You know what? I have taught
in the heart of a ghetto,
503
00:27:25,678 --> 00:27:27,113
and none
of those ghetto kids
504
00:27:27,179 --> 00:27:31,183
were anywhere near as whiny
as any of you.
505
00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:33,385
Did you get that,
Mr. Shapiro?
506
00:27:36,956 --> 00:27:40,292
Um, Mr. Harkin?
I can't make the review
507
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:41,928
because I have
a doctor's appointment.
508
00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:44,897
Well, unless you want
to fail my class,
509
00:27:44,964 --> 00:27:47,566
I suggest you get your
notes from someone else.
510
00:27:47,633 --> 00:27:51,370
Uh, don't worry, Mr. Harkin.
511
00:27:51,437 --> 00:27:52,872
I'll cover him.
512
00:27:52,939 --> 00:27:55,942
This is bullshit, man.
He never taught us anything
513
00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:58,845
from the regents'.
514
00:27:58,911 --> 00:28:01,881
He's just too lazy
to make up his own test.
515
00:28:04,751 --> 00:28:06,886
You know what that means,
don't you?
516
00:28:10,456 --> 00:28:11,457
Unpassable?
517
00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:15,094
Unpassable.
518
00:28:15,161 --> 00:28:17,696
Handsome: Cheaters love to
use the word unpassable.
519
00:28:17,764 --> 00:28:19,531
And usually it's
just bullshit, you know?
520
00:28:19,598 --> 00:28:21,868
A way to justify what we do.
521
00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:23,903
In this case, however,
we truly were dealing
522
00:28:23,970 --> 00:28:25,938
with an unpassable test.
523
00:28:26,005 --> 00:28:28,741
You do the eyeball,
I'll do the crisis.
524
00:28:30,009 --> 00:28:31,310
Which crisis?
525
00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:35,882
If they're your friends,
they'll understand.
526
00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:40,219
I don't like
that one, man.
527
00:28:40,286 --> 00:28:42,688
It's gross.
528
00:28:42,755 --> 00:28:44,090
It works.
529
00:28:44,156 --> 00:28:46,125
Handsome: The best way
to distract a teacher
530
00:28:46,192 --> 00:28:49,295
is to manufacture
a teen identity crisis.
531
00:28:49,361 --> 00:28:51,297
Mr. Harkin?
532
00:28:52,331 --> 00:28:54,400
Can I talk to you
a minute?
533
00:28:54,466 --> 00:28:56,068
Sure, handsome.
534
00:28:56,135 --> 00:28:57,603
Handsome:
Now, I could have exploited
535
00:28:57,669 --> 00:29:01,140
my parents' divorce
or faked an eating disorder,
536
00:29:01,207 --> 00:29:02,975
but I knew
an even better way
537
00:29:03,042 --> 00:29:05,778
to grab
Mr. Harkin's attention.
538
00:29:05,845 --> 00:29:09,115
Sometimes, um
539
00:29:09,181 --> 00:29:10,749
when i'm
in the locker room
540
00:29:10,817 --> 00:29:12,819
and, uh
541
00:29:12,885 --> 00:29:15,721
everybody gets
542
00:29:15,788 --> 00:29:17,890
naked, um
543
00:29:22,528 --> 00:29:23,529
I feel really funny.
544
00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:25,364
Funny?
545
00:29:27,633 --> 00:29:28,868
Funny how?
546
00:29:56,195 --> 00:29:57,563
Uh
547
00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:58,865
there's nothing
548
00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:02,001
wrong with admiring
the male form.
549
00:30:02,068 --> 00:30:05,838
Just don't, um,
550
00:30:05,905 --> 00:30:09,641
stare at it for too long.
It's, um
551
00:30:09,708 --> 00:30:11,010
frowned upon.
552
00:30:11,911 --> 00:30:13,479
So I'm not going
to hell?
553
00:30:13,545 --> 00:30:14,881
Of course not.
554
00:30:14,947 --> 00:30:16,448
God doesn't hate me.
555
00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:19,151
Your god doesn't hate you.
556
00:30:23,022 --> 00:30:24,356
What about my friends?
557
00:30:24,423 --> 00:30:25,892
Well
558
00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:29,061
if they're really
your friends, then, uh,
559
00:30:29,128 --> 00:30:31,430
they'll understand.
560
00:30:33,265 --> 00:30:36,402
Right. Let's
get started, everyone.
561
00:30:40,239 --> 00:30:42,174
Hey, did I hear
you guys doing
562
00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:44,843
a crisis on harkin?
'Cause I am in.
563
00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:46,312
Handsome?
564
00:30:49,515 --> 00:30:52,318
Can I speak to you alone
for a second, please?
565
00:30:52,384 --> 00:30:53,920
Yeah, uh
566
00:30:53,986 --> 00:30:55,254
I'll be right back.
567
00:30:55,321 --> 00:30:56,288
Thanks.
568
00:30:57,957 --> 00:30:59,926
Victor: He has to pay
for his mistakes.
569
00:30:59,992 --> 00:31:01,160
Handsome:
He's one of us.
570
00:31:01,227 --> 00:31:02,995
He's good
at what he does.
571
00:31:03,062 --> 00:31:04,030
I admit it.
572
00:31:04,096 --> 00:31:06,365
He writes crazy small.
573
00:31:06,432 --> 00:31:08,867
Yeah, you know,
you keep saying that,
574
00:31:08,935 --> 00:31:10,236
but who cares?
575
00:31:10,302 --> 00:31:13,772
Applebee broke protocol.
576
00:31:13,839 --> 00:31:17,543
We have to shut him out now.
Teach him a lesson.
577
00:31:22,681 --> 00:31:25,317
Just this once.
578
00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:29,555
But you have to promise me
you'll start being cool again.
579
00:31:29,621 --> 00:31:31,123
I promise.
580
00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:40,899
Let it out
581
00:31:40,967 --> 00:31:44,236
go away
582
00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:53,445
What are you doing here?
583
00:31:53,512 --> 00:31:56,415
Helping Sammy study.
What are you doing here?
584
00:31:56,482 --> 00:31:59,285
Uh
585
00:31:59,351 --> 00:32:04,056
the same.
Yeah.
586
00:32:04,123 --> 00:32:06,525
Handsome: I never
really understood Julie.
587
00:32:06,592 --> 00:32:09,128
I mean, she actually
believed that hard work
588
00:32:09,195 --> 00:32:12,031
and determination
would pay off.
589
00:32:12,098 --> 00:32:14,133
What a sucker.
590
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:15,567
What are you
looking at?
591
00:32:16,902 --> 00:32:18,704
A woman.
592
00:32:21,207 --> 00:32:22,641
It seemed like
only yesterday
593
00:32:22,708 --> 00:32:25,277
she was just a girl,
but now
594
00:32:28,014 --> 00:32:30,049
she's a woman.
595
00:32:38,224 --> 00:32:40,626
Handsome: I don't know
if it was because of Julie
596
00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:43,662
or Mrs. Stark or what,
but Sammy started to change,
597
00:32:43,729 --> 00:32:46,432
and I was not about
to let that happen.
598
00:32:46,498 --> 00:32:49,068
Hey, man.
What's up?
599
00:32:49,135 --> 00:32:51,270
Why weren't you
at the review today?
600
00:32:51,337 --> 00:32:53,305
I told you I had
a doctor's appointment.
601
00:32:53,372 --> 00:32:56,042
A doctor's appointment.
I get it.
602
00:32:56,108 --> 00:32:58,077
You're not going to school
tomorrow, are you?
603
00:32:58,144 --> 00:33:01,380
You're gonna fake sick.
You're gonna retest.
604
00:33:03,449 --> 00:33:05,517
It's the lowest form
of cheating.
605
00:33:05,584 --> 00:33:07,153
I'd never do
the sick cheat.
606
00:33:07,219 --> 00:33:09,221
I despise
the sick cheat.
607
00:33:09,288 --> 00:33:11,023
I'm just
using Julie's notes
608
00:33:11,090 --> 00:33:13,292
to help me study.
609
00:33:13,359 --> 00:33:14,926
She takes great notes.
610
00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:17,796
So you must know 'em
cold by now then.
611
00:33:17,863 --> 00:33:19,265
Yeah, I wish.
612
00:33:20,899 --> 00:33:22,968
Well, let me give you
a few pointers.
613
00:33:24,070 --> 00:33:26,472
A. Excuse me. B,
614
00:33:26,538 --> 00:33:32,411
d, d, a, b.
615
00:33:32,478 --> 00:33:34,480
Get out.
616
00:33:34,546 --> 00:33:37,649
You don't have to do anything.
The hard part's over.
617
00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:39,218
We were lucky last time.
618
00:33:39,285 --> 00:33:40,752
Nothing went
on our permanent record.
619
00:33:40,819 --> 00:33:43,389
I like my permanent
record the way it is.
620
00:33:43,455 --> 00:33:45,791
Lucky.
621
00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:47,793
That's Julie talk.
622
00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:50,162
Look, I've decided
to study. That's it.
623
00:33:50,962 --> 00:33:52,631
Ok.
624
00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:54,100
All right.
625
00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:55,134
I'm leaving.
626
00:33:55,201 --> 00:33:58,804
Here I go.
Out the door.
627
00:34:05,144 --> 00:34:07,446
But I have news for you.
628
00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:11,550
There's no such thing
as a permanent record.
629
00:34:12,351 --> 00:34:14,153
The permanent record
630
00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:16,188
is something they invented
631
00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:19,091
to get inside
your head with.
632
00:34:19,158 --> 00:34:21,127
It only exists
if you believe in it.
633
00:34:21,193 --> 00:34:22,461
Really?
634
00:34:22,528 --> 00:34:23,895
Yes, really.
635
00:34:23,962 --> 00:34:26,865
The greatest hoax in the history
of institutionalized education
636
00:34:26,932 --> 00:34:28,500
is the myth
of the permanent record.
637
00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:30,702
And let me tell you
something.
638
00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:35,407
Sammy green is not
about to fall for it.
639
00:34:35,474 --> 00:34:37,443
Do you know what
this test is?
640
00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:40,779
Don't do this to me.
641
00:34:40,846 --> 00:34:42,214
Do you know what it is?
642
00:34:42,281 --> 00:34:43,382
You're a bad person.
643
00:34:43,449 --> 00:34:46,485
Do you know what it is?
644
00:34:47,886 --> 00:34:48,854
It's unpassable.
645
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,122
What is it?!
646
00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:53,225
It's unpassable.
I can't hear you.
647
00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:56,395
It's unpassable!
And what are we gonna do?
648
00:34:56,462 --> 00:34:58,197
We're gonna pass.
649
00:35:04,536 --> 00:35:05,737
Pencils.
650
00:35:09,408 --> 00:35:10,576
Bubble smackers.
651
00:35:17,149 --> 00:35:18,684
Jimmy Carter!
652
00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:21,953
Um
653
00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:23,389
no, thank you.
654
00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:32,764
These are big letters.
655
00:35:32,831 --> 00:35:35,401
I did the best I could,
but I'm no cribmaster.
656
00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:37,035
Drop it.
The letters are fine.
657
00:35:37,102 --> 00:35:38,604
We need applebee.
It's not late.
658
00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:41,039
Forget about the crib sheets.
This is multiple choice.
659
00:35:41,106 --> 00:35:42,774
This is cake.
Cake?
660
00:35:42,841 --> 00:35:44,643
What if Victor mis-sequenced
on the eyeball?
661
00:35:44,710 --> 00:35:47,913
Hey! How do I know you didn't
mis-sequence on the crib sheets?
662
00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:51,016
Applebee never
mis-sequenced.
663
00:35:51,082 --> 00:35:53,219
Who's applebee?
664
00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:55,454
Come on!
665
00:35:55,521 --> 00:35:57,189
Hey!
666
00:35:57,256 --> 00:36:00,992
Look, nobody
mis-sequenced.
667
00:36:01,059 --> 00:36:02,961
This is business.
668
00:36:03,028 --> 00:36:05,063
And today
669
00:36:05,130 --> 00:36:07,566
we do it
without applebee.
670
00:36:14,039 --> 00:36:15,674
You have 45 minutes.
671
00:36:15,741 --> 00:36:18,009
There will be
no bathroom breaks.
672
00:36:18,076 --> 00:36:20,412
You have 40 minutes.
673
00:36:20,479 --> 00:36:22,448
There will be
no bathroom breaks.
674
00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:24,616
When I say,
pencils down
675
00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:26,885
all pencils
must be down.
676
00:36:28,454 --> 00:36:30,856
Turn your papers over.
677
00:36:32,157 --> 00:36:33,158
Time to begin.
678
00:36:33,225 --> 00:36:35,361
You may begin.
679
00:36:39,064 --> 00:36:41,032
Handsome: Ok, first of all,
you gotta remember
680
00:36:41,099 --> 00:36:43,935
never to sit next to somebody
that you're cheating with.
681
00:36:44,002 --> 00:36:46,238
It looks too suspicious.
682
00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:49,275
And then there's
crib sheets.
683
00:36:49,341 --> 00:36:50,909
Crib sheets are
a tricky thing,
684
00:36:50,976 --> 00:36:52,344
but I swear by them.
685
00:36:53,812 --> 00:36:58,550
Never write on your body.
Never write on your clothing.
686
00:36:58,617 --> 00:37:01,587
You always have to be able
to destroy the evidence
687
00:37:01,653 --> 00:37:04,222
at a moment's notice.
688
00:37:06,658 --> 00:37:08,860
Now when you're done
copying off your sheet,
689
00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:10,896
just keep looking busy.
690
00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:12,163
Mr. Harkin: All right.
691
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:14,366
Pencils down, everyone.
692
00:37:14,433 --> 00:37:15,701
Pass your papers forward.
693
00:37:15,767 --> 00:37:17,168
Handsome: And perhaps
most importantly,
694
00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:19,338
always get
a couple wrong.
695
00:37:19,405 --> 00:37:20,972
Always leave
a couple blank.
696
00:37:21,039 --> 00:37:24,610
Neverand I mean never
697
00:37:24,676 --> 00:37:26,612
get 100%.
698
00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:50,436
You made me fail.
699
00:38:00,178 --> 00:38:01,447
I made myself fail.
700
00:38:01,513 --> 00:38:04,282
I exhibited
unprofessional behavior.
701
00:38:04,350 --> 00:38:05,817
Look, my
my cribbing skills
702
00:38:05,884 --> 00:38:08,987
are worthless
without you guys.
703
00:38:28,006 --> 00:38:29,908
I have finished
grading your exams,
704
00:38:29,975 --> 00:38:31,743
but first
I would like to see
705
00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,912
the following students
outside:
706
00:38:33,979 --> 00:38:39,017
Sammy green, handsome Davis,
and Victor barone.
707
00:39:09,548 --> 00:39:11,850
You punks
708
00:39:11,917 --> 00:39:14,352
must think
I'm some kind of an idiot.
709
00:39:16,021 --> 00:39:17,989
What the hell are
you talking about?
710
00:39:18,056 --> 00:39:20,125
What am I talking about?
711
00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:21,460
What am I
712
00:39:21,527 --> 00:39:25,063
I got a classroom
full of kids in there,
713
00:39:25,130 --> 00:39:28,867
and the highest Mark
that anybody got was 55.
714
00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:30,436
Sammy, you got 81.
715
00:39:30,502 --> 00:39:32,438
Uh, handsome,
you got 84.
716
00:39:32,504 --> 00:39:35,907
And Victor,
you got 100%.
717
00:39:35,974 --> 00:39:37,543
Congratulations, Victor.
718
00:39:37,609 --> 00:39:39,845
Can anybody
explain to me
719
00:39:39,911 --> 00:39:43,415
the root of
this freak occurrence?
720
00:39:48,086 --> 00:39:50,456
What the hell
am I doing out here?
721
00:39:55,193 --> 00:39:57,328
Handsome, calm down!
722
00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:02,968
Do you think I cheated?!
723
00:40:03,034 --> 00:40:05,604
Give me the test right now,
Mr. Harkin, right now!
724
00:40:05,671 --> 00:40:07,038
All right,
III'll
725
00:40:07,105 --> 00:40:09,074
I'll give you the test
next period.
726
00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:11,342
No, not next period.
727
00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:13,712
Right now! Right now!
728
00:40:13,779 --> 00:40:16,915
I'll take it right now!
729
00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:21,687
I'm ready for the test.
730
00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:37,035
Handsome
731
00:40:37,102 --> 00:40:39,905
put your shirt back on
and go back to class.
732
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,175
I'm sorry I accused you.
733
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,562
Was hampston involved?
734
00:41:03,629 --> 00:41:06,031
No, not at all.
735
00:41:06,097 --> 00:41:07,132
You're certain?
736
00:41:07,198 --> 00:41:09,901
Yeah.
He's a good kid.
737
00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:12,538
He's just a little
confused right now.
738
00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:14,906
But he knows
his physics.
739
00:41:16,374 --> 00:41:18,343
All right, then.
740
00:41:18,409 --> 00:41:21,012
It's time
to get ugly.
741
00:41:25,584 --> 00:41:27,318
What do you think
she'll do?
742
00:41:27,385 --> 00:41:29,487
I shouldn't be
talking to you.
743
00:41:30,589 --> 00:41:33,091
That excites you,
doesn't it?
744
00:41:38,797 --> 00:41:41,166
Do you want to go
out for a drink?
745
00:41:42,467 --> 00:41:45,270
What happened?
What happened?
746
00:41:48,974 --> 00:41:51,409
Oh, well,
look who it is.
747
00:41:51,476 --> 00:41:53,579
The great leader
of men.
748
00:41:53,645 --> 00:41:55,146
Just tell me
what happened.
749
00:41:56,582 --> 00:41:59,017
I'll take it right now!
750
00:41:59,084 --> 00:42:01,352
That was awesome, handsome.
You're the man!
751
00:42:01,419 --> 00:42:02,921
You're the man, handsome!
752
00:42:06,191 --> 00:42:08,526
You know, she's
sending out red letters
753
00:42:08,594 --> 00:42:10,428
with their transcripts.
This is serious.
754
00:42:10,495 --> 00:42:11,597
No, it's not.
755
00:42:11,663 --> 00:42:13,164
Julie,
both you and I know
756
00:42:13,231 --> 00:42:15,601
that there's no such thing
as a permanent record.
757
00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:18,704
Oh, that's right.
758
00:42:18,770 --> 00:42:20,772
It's just something
they invented
759
00:42:20,839 --> 00:42:22,808
to get inside
your head with.
760
00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:24,910
The greatest hoax
in the history
761
00:42:24,976 --> 00:42:26,544
of institutionalized
education
762
00:42:26,612 --> 00:42:27,679
stop it!
763
00:42:27,746 --> 00:42:29,314
Is the myth
of the permanent record.
764
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:30,949
Handsome: Now,
stark's biggest threat was
765
00:42:31,016 --> 00:42:32,984
that she could keep us
out of college.
766
00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:35,220
See, a red letter on
your permanent record meant
767
00:42:35,286 --> 00:42:37,856
that no college would even
consider your application.
768
00:42:37,923 --> 00:42:41,392
Handsome: Look, I am really
sorry about the red letter.
769
00:42:41,459 --> 00:42:43,595
Please just pick up
the phone.
770
00:42:43,662 --> 00:42:45,631
By the way, in case
you were wondering
771
00:42:45,697 --> 00:42:47,432
who this is,
this is handsome.
772
00:42:47,498 --> 00:42:50,135
Handsome Davis.
We met in kindergarten.
773
00:42:50,201 --> 00:42:53,471
I was the kid
with the chicken pox. Dot-face.
774
00:42:53,538 --> 00:42:56,474
Does any of this
ring a bell?
775
00:42:56,541 --> 00:42:57,976
Sammy: I've been thinking
about this,
776
00:42:58,043 --> 00:43:00,846
and things have gotten
out of hand.
777
00:43:00,912 --> 00:43:03,348
Victor and I might not
get into college.
778
00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:04,783
She's bluffing.
779
00:43:04,850 --> 00:43:07,385
You don't know that.
You don't know everything.
780
00:43:07,452 --> 00:43:09,420
Yeah
781
00:43:09,487 --> 00:43:10,622
handsome.
782
00:43:10,689 --> 00:43:12,658
Sammy: It's time for us
to get out.
783
00:43:12,724 --> 00:43:14,626
I don't know.
Go legit.
784
00:43:14,693 --> 00:43:15,861
Start doing
whatever it takes
785
00:43:15,927 --> 00:43:18,163
to get into
a good college.
786
00:43:20,799 --> 00:43:22,634
What's it gonna be,
handsome?
787
00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:28,139
I promise to stop
cheating on tests
788
00:43:29,307 --> 00:43:31,777
but I'm still
gonna plagiarize.
789
00:43:35,346 --> 00:43:36,915
Handsome: We agreed
to quit cheating,
790
00:43:36,982 --> 00:43:39,685
but Sammy took it
one step further.
791
00:43:42,087 --> 00:43:43,955
Yes?
I'm with the student court.
792
00:43:44,022 --> 00:43:45,223
Handsome:
I couldn't believe it.
793
00:43:45,290 --> 00:43:47,058
My best friend
was a founding member
794
00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:49,127
of an extracurricular
activity.
795
00:43:49,194 --> 00:43:50,896
What's
the student court?
796
00:43:50,962 --> 00:43:53,631
I don't know.
797
00:43:53,699 --> 00:43:55,934
I think
they went soft.
798
00:43:59,070 --> 00:44:00,739
Oh, douchebag!
799
00:44:05,410 --> 00:44:07,178
Teddy, it says here
you have detention
800
00:44:07,245 --> 00:44:09,380
for the rest
of the school year.
801
00:44:10,749 --> 00:44:13,484
I could do that time
802
00:44:13,551 --> 00:44:16,755
standing on my head.
803
00:44:16,822 --> 00:44:17,989
Mm-hmm.
804
00:44:19,390 --> 00:44:21,659
It also says you'll be
attending summer school.
805
00:44:21,727 --> 00:44:23,594
Why are you
bothering me, dildo?
806
00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:26,131
I mean, douchebag.
807
00:44:26,197 --> 00:44:28,199
Because I can
get you out of it
808
00:44:28,266 --> 00:44:30,035
if you let me
take your case.
809
00:44:30,101 --> 00:44:31,669
Handsome: Ever since
the first grade,
810
00:44:31,737 --> 00:44:33,772
I had been making fun
of the studiers.
811
00:44:33,839 --> 00:44:36,908
Nowi was one of 'em.
812
00:44:36,975 --> 00:44:39,644
Davis,
I need a favor.
813
00:44:39,711 --> 00:44:40,879
Look,
I'm sorry, man.
814
00:44:40,946 --> 00:44:43,648
I'm out of
the favor business.
815
00:44:43,715 --> 00:44:45,183
This is important.
816
00:44:46,351 --> 00:44:48,720
Look, I've been
clean for 9 weeks.
817
00:44:48,787 --> 00:44:50,255
Try, uh, lipnick
818
00:44:50,321 --> 00:44:52,423
or, uh,
the Benjamin brothers.
819
00:44:56,227 --> 00:45:00,398
You know what?
I take back every
820
00:45:00,465 --> 00:45:03,268
apology I've ever
made to you guys.
821
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:11,642
Student court.
822
00:45:16,982 --> 00:45:19,885
This is all your fault.
823
00:45:19,951 --> 00:45:22,487
Youyou turned us into
a bunch of shapiros.
824
00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:24,022
I'm not a shapiro.
825
00:45:24,089 --> 00:45:25,623
I'm an advocate
for student rights.
826
00:45:25,690 --> 00:45:30,228
You're the founding member
of an extracurricular activity.
827
00:45:30,295 --> 00:45:33,364
What makes you think you're
any different from shapiro?
828
00:45:33,431 --> 00:45:35,233
I don't take notes.
829
00:45:37,102 --> 00:45:40,338
I said this before,
and I will say it again.
830
00:45:40,405 --> 00:45:41,606
Handsome: Mrs. Herman.
831
00:45:41,672 --> 00:45:43,041
Herman was
one of those teachers
832
00:45:43,108 --> 00:45:45,076
who loved the sound
of her own voice.
833
00:45:45,143 --> 00:45:47,312
She thought that
she could make us take notes
834
00:45:47,378 --> 00:45:51,817
on everything she said,
but we had other plans.
835
00:45:51,883 --> 00:45:54,552
The only way
to pass my class
836
00:45:54,619 --> 00:45:56,187
is to take good notes.
837
00:45:57,222 --> 00:46:00,225
Or have a friend
who takes good notes.
838
00:46:02,627 --> 00:46:04,562
Hey, noga.
839
00:46:04,629 --> 00:46:06,364
You want
to be friends?
840
00:46:07,465 --> 00:46:09,300
Mr. Barone?
841
00:46:09,367 --> 00:46:12,403
Would you like an f
in my grade book right now?
842
00:46:12,470 --> 00:46:13,738
No, ma'am.
843
00:46:13,805 --> 00:46:16,574
Now as I was saying,
if you've taken good notes
844
00:46:16,641 --> 00:46:19,410
like Mr. Shapiro
over here
845
00:46:21,012 --> 00:46:23,214
you will have no problem
on tomorrow's test.
846
00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:24,315
Don't worry.
847
00:46:24,382 --> 00:46:26,084
I'll photocopy them
after school,
848
00:46:26,151 --> 00:46:28,519
and you can pick
them up at my place.
849
00:46:28,586 --> 00:46:30,788
Thanks, noga.
850
00:46:30,856 --> 00:46:33,658
You know, you're
a really cool girl.
851
00:46:33,724 --> 00:46:34,893
Handsome:
Victor used to say
852
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:36,594
that note-taking was for
suckers.
853
00:46:36,661 --> 00:46:38,029
Why take notes
854
00:46:38,096 --> 00:46:39,264
when there's always a girl
855
00:46:39,330 --> 00:46:42,200
willing to give it up
for free?
856
00:46:48,606 --> 00:46:50,675
I stand here
before you
857
00:46:50,741 --> 00:46:53,278
knee-deep
in the bullshit.
858
00:46:54,245 --> 00:46:55,346
English.
859
00:46:55,413 --> 00:46:57,748
I don't get it.
None of the girls
860
00:46:57,815 --> 00:46:59,384
are willing to
give up their notes.
861
00:46:59,450 --> 00:47:01,619
It's like they all
of a sudden have
862
00:47:01,686 --> 00:47:02,587
self-esteem.
863
00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:03,821
That's impossible.
864
00:47:03,889 --> 00:47:06,824
It's a little possible.
865
00:47:09,928 --> 00:47:11,262
It was Julie.
866
00:47:11,329 --> 00:47:13,231
It doesn't make sense.
867
00:47:13,298 --> 00:47:15,967
Why should we keep giving
our notes to the boys?
868
00:47:16,034 --> 00:47:18,636
Do you want some boy
who's not shapiro
869
00:47:18,703 --> 00:47:20,671
taking your admission spot
from your reach school?
870
00:47:20,738 --> 00:47:23,441
Just because we're giving
them notes doesn't mean that
871
00:47:23,508 --> 00:47:24,409
tufts.
872
00:47:24,475 --> 00:47:26,011
Julie:
They'll ignore you
873
00:47:26,077 --> 00:47:28,346
when they're
in a penthouse in Manhattan
874
00:47:28,413 --> 00:47:30,581
and you're sitting
in an apartment in the dark
875
00:47:30,648 --> 00:47:32,617
because you can't pay
your electric bill.
876
00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:33,718
She got waitlisted.
877
00:47:33,784 --> 00:47:35,453
I'm waitlisted
because of them.
878
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:36,888
She's taking it
pretty hard.
879
00:47:36,955 --> 00:47:38,890
We are not whores.
880
00:47:38,957 --> 00:47:40,825
We are not whores
881
00:47:40,892 --> 00:47:43,461
she got
to every single girl.
882
00:47:43,528 --> 00:47:44,695
She is good.
883
00:47:44,762 --> 00:47:48,566
We are not whores.
884
00:47:48,633 --> 00:47:49,600
Hey, what about shapiro?
885
00:47:49,667 --> 00:47:51,702
What do you think,
shapiro?
886
00:47:51,769 --> 00:47:54,439
III'm not a whore.
887
00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:57,608
I hate shapiro.
888
00:47:57,675 --> 00:47:59,077
I should kick his ass.
889
00:47:59,144 --> 00:48:00,845
My money's
on shapiro.
890
00:48:00,912 --> 00:48:02,380
Handsome: The book.
891
00:48:02,447 --> 00:48:05,050
We should only be tested
on what's in the book.
892
00:48:05,116 --> 00:48:06,417
Note-taking should
not be mandatory.
893
00:48:06,484 --> 00:48:08,753
We should not have
to listen to her
894
00:48:08,819 --> 00:48:09,787
when she talks.
895
00:48:09,854 --> 00:48:11,456
It's not fair.
Fair?
896
00:48:11,522 --> 00:48:14,525
If she wanted to, she could
factor in spelling or conduct
897
00:48:14,592 --> 00:48:15,560
or penmanship.
898
00:48:15,626 --> 00:48:18,529
Hey
899
00:48:18,596 --> 00:48:19,797
I have a plan.
900
00:48:25,603 --> 00:48:26,571
Boy: Hello?
901
00:48:26,637 --> 00:48:29,907
Hello. Um
902
00:48:29,975 --> 00:48:32,177
is Mrs. Herman there?
903
00:48:32,243 --> 00:48:34,946
No. She's gone to bed.
904
00:48:35,013 --> 00:48:36,847
Would you like
to leave a message?
905
00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:38,049
Is this her son?
906
00:48:38,116 --> 00:48:41,619
Yeahuh, yes.
907
00:48:41,686 --> 00:48:46,457
Wellyou don't know me,
but I'm your real father.
908
00:48:47,892 --> 00:48:51,096
The one whogave you up.
909
00:48:51,162 --> 00:48:54,299
The one who never loved you.
910
00:48:54,365 --> 00:48:55,933
I just called to tell you
911
00:48:56,001 --> 00:48:59,004
that my feelings
haven't changed.
912
00:48:59,070 --> 00:49:00,671
Boy: Why?
913
00:49:00,738 --> 00:49:02,907
Why are you
doing this to me?
914
00:49:02,974 --> 00:49:06,877
Because I hate adoption.
915
00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:09,114
Have a pleasant evening.
916
00:49:14,052 --> 00:49:16,187
Why would you do
something like that?
917
00:49:17,288 --> 00:49:19,224
What?
918
00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:23,961
Because adoption
is an unnatural act.
919
00:49:24,029 --> 00:49:25,363
It's against god's plan.
920
00:49:25,430 --> 00:49:27,232
What?!
921
00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:29,134
Adoption
is awesome.
922
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,402
It keeps poor
kids off crime.
923
00:49:31,469 --> 00:49:34,572
You called from my house.
From my phone.
924
00:49:34,639 --> 00:49:38,543
We're going to get 69ed
with the star.
925
00:49:38,609 --> 00:49:40,211
You know
926
00:49:40,278 --> 00:49:42,813
I don't know about you
927
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:44,482
but I hate grade book,
928
00:49:44,549 --> 00:49:46,517
and I hate
her fake little kids.
929
00:49:46,584 --> 00:49:49,287
You're being insane.
930
00:49:49,354 --> 00:49:50,721
Do you even know them?
931
00:49:50,788 --> 00:49:52,823
Yeah, I know them
a little.
932
00:49:52,890 --> 00:49:55,193
From gymnastics camp.
933
00:49:55,260 --> 00:49:56,394
They're freaks.
934
00:49:56,461 --> 00:49:59,630
Call the freaks up
and apologize.
935
00:49:59,697 --> 00:50:00,898
I got a plan.
936
00:50:00,965 --> 00:50:04,735
Hey, listen, kid.
937
00:50:06,071 --> 00:50:08,005
I screwed up.
938
00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:13,044
Adoption is awesome.
939
00:50:13,111 --> 00:50:16,447
It keeps poor kids
off crime.
940
00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:19,284
Now, if you give me
that test,
941
00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:22,487
I'll give you 47 bucks.
942
00:50:22,553 --> 00:50:26,657
I was thinking something
more like400.
943
00:50:26,724 --> 00:50:30,461
Jesus, you are
so goddamned greedy.
944
00:50:30,528 --> 00:50:31,962
It is what it is.
945
00:50:36,134 --> 00:50:39,970
Fine. Have it
your way, greedy.
946
00:50:40,037 --> 00:50:41,639
400 it is.
947
00:50:45,310 --> 00:50:47,745
Look, I am
a businessman.
948
00:50:47,812 --> 00:50:49,547
I'll get you
that test.
949
00:50:53,118 --> 00:50:55,353
That was beautiful.
950
00:50:55,420 --> 00:50:58,623
Well, I know how to deal
with adopted kids.
951
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:04,795
Does anyone know
rexler's number?
952
00:51:06,764 --> 00:51:08,032
Do this
somewhere else.
953
00:51:08,099 --> 00:51:09,167
What is
your problem?
954
00:51:09,234 --> 00:51:11,302
It's like a sickness
with you.
955
00:51:11,369 --> 00:51:13,171
It's time to grow up.
956
00:51:13,238 --> 00:51:14,272
Teddy's on the wagon.
957
00:51:14,339 --> 00:51:15,306
Teddy's on the wagon?
958
00:51:15,373 --> 00:51:16,674
Teddy stopped cursing.
959
00:51:16,741 --> 00:51:19,410
She realized she couldn't be
an idiot forever.
960
00:51:19,477 --> 00:51:21,646
Teddy was never
an idiot.
961
00:51:21,712 --> 00:51:24,081
She was a genius,
962
00:51:24,149 --> 00:51:25,116
and you killed her.
963
00:51:25,183 --> 00:51:26,651
Sammy
964
00:51:26,717 --> 00:51:28,286
this is bigger
than me, you,
965
00:51:28,353 --> 00:51:30,588
and Teddy put together.
966
00:51:30,655 --> 00:51:34,559
This is note-taker
versus non-note-taker.
967
00:51:34,625 --> 00:51:37,128
This is teacher
versus student.
968
00:51:37,195 --> 00:51:39,697
Corrupting the children
of the grade book?
969
00:51:39,764 --> 00:51:42,533
This is our chance
to become part of history.
970
00:51:43,368 --> 00:51:45,503
Get out of my house.
971
00:51:45,570 --> 00:51:48,339
Come on, man.
Peer pressure.
972
00:51:49,274 --> 00:51:51,075
Peerpressure.
973
00:51:51,142 --> 00:51:52,977
Peer pressure.
974
00:51:53,043 --> 00:51:54,612
Peer pressure.
975
00:51:54,679 --> 00:51:56,481
Big deal!
We're not gonna get caught.
976
00:51:56,547 --> 00:52:00,084
You won't. You'll weasel
your way out of it.
977
00:52:00,151 --> 00:52:03,120
Just do me a favor.
Just get out of my house.
978
00:52:03,188 --> 00:52:05,089
Are you breaking up
with me?
979
00:52:05,156 --> 00:52:07,192
Just get out.
980
00:52:15,032 --> 00:52:16,167
Yo!
981
00:52:16,234 --> 00:52:17,668
Get rexler on the line.
982
00:52:17,735 --> 00:52:19,370
Rexler.
983
00:52:19,437 --> 00:52:21,239
Dude, where's
your dad?
984
00:52:21,306 --> 00:52:22,273
Home-wrecker.
985
00:52:22,340 --> 00:52:24,375
Please hold for handsome.
986
00:52:25,576 --> 00:52:27,712
Rexler, tonight's
your lucky night.
987
00:52:30,915 --> 00:52:34,819
Is there something
goin' on around me?
988
00:52:34,885 --> 00:52:39,123
Is there something
I should know?
989
00:52:39,190 --> 00:52:40,958
This job is too big.
990
00:52:41,025 --> 00:52:42,660
It's not too big.
991
00:52:42,727 --> 00:52:44,329
It's too big!
992
00:52:50,901 --> 00:52:51,869
Boy: Hello?
993
00:52:51,936 --> 00:52:54,939
All right, greedy.
994
00:52:55,005 --> 00:52:56,106
I got your money.
995
00:52:56,173 --> 00:53:00,211
Mr. Victor,
we got a problem.
996
00:53:03,113 --> 00:53:04,615
We got a problem.
997
00:53:13,090 --> 00:53:15,726
Victor:
Greedy was ambushed
998
00:53:17,928 --> 00:53:20,398
by his own fake brother.
999
00:53:20,465 --> 00:53:22,199
It's like I always say,
1000
00:53:22,267 --> 00:53:24,201
you can't trust
a fake brother.
1001
00:53:26,003 --> 00:53:27,638
Ok. Tell him
that he can
1002
00:53:27,705 --> 00:53:30,441
split the 4 bills
with greedy 2 and 2.
1003
00:53:30,508 --> 00:53:31,809
He doesn't want money.
1004
00:53:31,876 --> 00:53:35,346
That adopted little prick.
1005
00:53:35,413 --> 00:53:37,181
Get him on the phone.
1006
00:53:37,248 --> 00:53:38,516
Everybody's got a price.
1007
00:53:39,116 --> 00:53:40,084
Victor: 600.
1008
00:53:40,150 --> 00:53:41,118
No, thank you.
1009
00:53:41,185 --> 00:53:43,020
800?
1010
00:53:43,087 --> 00:53:44,489
No, thank you.
1011
00:53:45,823 --> 00:53:47,057
1,000.
1012
00:53:47,124 --> 00:53:48,859
No means no, Mr. Victor.
1013
00:53:48,926 --> 00:53:51,362
Do you remember
the balance beam?
1014
00:53:51,896 --> 00:53:53,398
Yeah.
1015
00:53:53,464 --> 00:53:56,667
If it wasn't for me, you'd
have no dismount. You know it.
1016
00:53:56,734 --> 00:53:58,903
I don't want
your dirty money.
1017
00:54:00,305 --> 00:54:01,272
We're screwed.
1018
00:54:01,339 --> 00:54:03,107
We're not screwed.
1019
00:54:03,173 --> 00:54:05,310
Who was the hottest girl
at camp?
1020
00:54:05,376 --> 00:54:06,744
What?
1021
00:54:06,811 --> 00:54:09,380
Who had the best body,
the biggest tits, sweetest smell
1022
00:54:09,447 --> 00:54:10,981
give me something.
1023
00:54:14,519 --> 00:54:17,788
Allison westbrook.
1024
00:54:21,058 --> 00:54:23,127
She smelled
1025
00:54:23,193 --> 00:54:24,762
amazing.
1026
00:54:29,266 --> 00:54:31,536
Handsome,
you're a genius.
1027
00:54:31,602 --> 00:54:33,771
I'm gonna promise
the kid a hand job.
1028
00:54:34,439 --> 00:54:35,706
Are you crazy?
1029
00:54:35,773 --> 00:54:37,141
That's what
we're doing, right?
1030
00:54:37,207 --> 00:54:38,709
We're selling sex?
1031
00:54:38,776 --> 00:54:41,278
No, my friends.
1032
00:54:41,346 --> 00:54:43,714
We're selling romance!
1033
00:54:44,214 --> 00:54:45,182
What?
1034
00:54:45,249 --> 00:54:46,317
The kid's only 15.
1035
00:54:46,384 --> 00:54:47,652
He wants
the whole package.
1036
00:54:47,718 --> 00:54:50,521
He wants to go horseback
riding on the beach.
1037
00:54:50,588 --> 00:54:51,922
He wants
a candlelit dinner.
1038
00:54:51,989 --> 00:54:54,892
Hehe wants to sip champagne
with her in a hot tub.
1039
00:54:54,959 --> 00:54:57,962
I would love to sip
champagne in a hot tub.
1040
00:55:00,898 --> 00:55:04,935
You guys are so
very, very wrong.
1041
00:55:05,002 --> 00:55:06,437
Just trust me.
1042
00:55:06,504 --> 00:55:08,072
Handsome: Now, we didn't
even know Allison.
1043
00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:10,908
We didn't know her phone number
or where she lived.
1044
00:55:10,975 --> 00:55:13,544
But we knew how to lie.
1045
00:55:14,645 --> 00:55:17,147
Victor:
Do you remember
1046
00:55:17,214 --> 00:55:18,983
Allison westbrook?
1047
00:55:21,118 --> 00:55:25,222
I think about her
all the time.
1048
00:55:29,827 --> 00:55:32,296
She smelled
like a moist flower.
1049
00:55:32,363 --> 00:55:35,400
Well, then
it's your lucky day,
1050
00:55:35,466 --> 00:55:38,503
because she is a close
personal friend of mine.
1051
00:55:38,569 --> 00:55:40,738
And I was talking
to her a while ago
1052
00:55:40,805 --> 00:55:43,240
on the phone,
and she said
1053
00:55:43,307 --> 00:55:45,876
that she'd be willing
1054
00:55:50,648 --> 00:55:53,684
to go horseback riding
with you on the beach
1055
00:55:58,055 --> 00:56:02,793
andto have
a candlelight dinner with you
1056
00:56:04,729 --> 00:56:08,132
and sit in a tub
and drink champagne.
1057
00:56:12,102 --> 00:56:14,439
I don't know, man.
1058
00:56:14,505 --> 00:56:16,641
How about
a hand job?
1059
00:56:17,842 --> 00:56:19,544
2 hand jobs
1060
00:56:24,248 --> 00:56:26,050
and a dry hump.
1061
00:56:26,751 --> 00:56:28,152
Deal.
1062
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:32,089
That's one
horny little bastard.
1063
00:56:32,156 --> 00:56:33,591
Romantic. Heh.
1064
00:56:34,892 --> 00:56:35,693
Hello.
1065
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,095
Say I didn't get
the test.
1066
00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:42,867
He didn't get the test.
1067
00:56:42,933 --> 00:56:46,236
All right.
Now don't say anything.
1068
00:56:46,303 --> 00:56:47,271
Just listen.
1069
00:56:47,337 --> 00:56:48,906
I got the test,
1070
00:56:48,973 --> 00:56:50,608
and it was beautiful.
1071
00:56:51,976 --> 00:56:54,779
I get to the house,
and horny and greedy
1072
00:56:54,845 --> 00:56:56,413
are both there
waiting for me.
1073
00:56:56,481 --> 00:56:58,616
Psst, Mr. Victor.
1074
00:57:00,751 --> 00:57:03,721
My brother has something
he wants to tell you.
1075
00:57:03,788 --> 00:57:05,490
I want
what he wants.
1076
00:57:05,556 --> 00:57:06,891
I was blown away.
1077
00:57:06,957 --> 00:57:10,160
Turns out greedy
is just as horny
1078
00:57:10,227 --> 00:57:11,195
as horny.
1079
00:57:11,261 --> 00:57:12,463
I knew it.
1080
00:57:12,530 --> 00:57:14,098
So I renegotiate.
1081
00:57:14,164 --> 00:57:15,666
Here's the new plan.
1082
00:57:15,733 --> 00:57:17,001
Get everybody out of there.
1083
00:57:17,067 --> 00:57:18,836
Tell them, uh,
the party's over.
1084
00:57:18,903 --> 00:57:20,170
Explain.
1085
00:57:20,237 --> 00:57:22,907
We cannot get away with this
with 6 different people.
1086
00:57:22,973 --> 00:57:24,575
Somebody's bound
to screw it up.
1087
00:57:24,642 --> 00:57:26,143
This is the smart move.
Listen,
1088
00:57:26,210 --> 00:57:28,813
you got 20 minutes to get
everybody out of there
1089
00:57:28,879 --> 00:57:31,281
so we can look up
the answers together.
1090
00:57:31,348 --> 00:57:32,783
Just you and me.
1091
00:58:09,053 --> 00:58:10,487
Why?
1092
00:58:10,555 --> 00:58:12,890
I just couldn't screw
everybody like that.
1093
00:58:12,957 --> 00:58:14,892
Oh, really?
1094
00:58:19,930 --> 00:58:22,567
I'll take it
right now.
1095
00:58:22,633 --> 00:58:25,135
I'll take it
right now.
1096
00:58:25,202 --> 00:58:27,638
I'll take it
right now.
1097
00:58:34,178 --> 00:58:36,513
You're angry.
1098
00:58:36,581 --> 00:58:39,617
But now
1099
00:58:39,684 --> 00:58:43,253
is not the time
to deal with that anger.
1100
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:47,491
Soput your shirt
back on,
1101
00:58:47,558 --> 00:58:50,094
and let's go look up
answers.
1102
00:58:54,398 --> 00:58:55,566
Whew.
1103
00:59:00,437 --> 00:59:03,908
You're a real idiot,
napplebee, you know that?
1104
00:59:03,974 --> 00:59:05,910
You're not in charge
of me, Victor.
1105
00:59:05,976 --> 00:59:07,945
I am in charge.
I got the test.
1106
00:59:08,012 --> 00:59:10,147
That means
I'm in charge.
1107
00:59:13,651 --> 00:59:15,853
Napplebee.
1108
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:18,555
Cribmaster or applebee.
1109
00:59:18,623 --> 00:59:19,824
Not napplebee.
1110
00:59:19,890 --> 00:59:21,959
Hey,
Victor's right.
1111
00:59:22,026 --> 00:59:25,162
You can't crib with this
many people. It's too risky.
1112
00:59:25,229 --> 00:59:27,064
Tonight, we sing.
1113
00:59:27,131 --> 00:59:28,198
I don't sing.
1114
00:59:28,265 --> 00:59:29,634
I crib.
1115
00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:32,002
Tonight,
everybody sings.
1116
00:59:32,069 --> 00:59:33,137
Nobody cribs.
1117
00:59:33,203 --> 00:59:35,706
Who died and made you
Victor, king of cheaters?
1118
00:59:35,773 --> 00:59:38,542
At least
I'm actually a cheater.
1119
00:59:38,609 --> 00:59:40,144
What are you saying?
1120
00:59:40,210 --> 00:59:42,346
I'm a cheater!
No, you're not!
1121
00:59:42,412 --> 00:59:45,215
You're not a cheater.
You just write small.
1122
00:59:45,282 --> 00:59:46,516
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
1123
00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:48,753
All right, all right,
all right, all right.
1124
00:59:56,961 --> 00:59:59,096
I don't wanna
hurt you
1125
01:00:01,465 --> 01:00:03,901
but maybe
1126
01:00:03,968 --> 01:00:06,103
maybe
1127
01:00:06,170 --> 01:00:07,404
maybe
1128
01:00:07,471 --> 01:00:10,440
m-maybe
1129
01:00:10,507 --> 01:00:12,643
let him go, rexler.
1130
01:00:14,679 --> 01:00:16,313
Hit me.
1131
01:00:21,185 --> 01:00:23,287
You have to
hit him now.
1132
01:00:23,353 --> 01:00:25,289
Ok? Those are the rules.
1133
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:33,463
Did you look
at my file?
1134
01:00:33,530 --> 01:00:35,099
You have to hit him.
1135
01:00:35,165 --> 01:00:37,401
Did you see the thing
about my penis?
1136
01:00:39,670 --> 01:00:41,438
I'm not gonna
let you get hurt.
1137
01:00:41,505 --> 01:00:43,073
Ok? I promise.
1138
01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:44,842
Just hit him.
1139
01:00:46,043 --> 01:00:48,913
Hit me.
Hit me!
1140
01:00:48,979 --> 01:00:50,715
What's it gonna be,
nipplebee?
1141
01:00:50,781 --> 01:00:51,982
Hit me!
1142
01:00:52,049 --> 01:00:53,217
Sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
1143
01:00:53,283 --> 01:00:55,419
I got angry,
confused, scared.
1144
01:01:02,727 --> 01:01:04,228
Handsome: So we
looked up the answers,
1145
01:01:04,294 --> 01:01:06,130
and we finished
making up the song,
1146
01:01:06,196 --> 01:01:08,799
but something was missing.
At least, for me it was.
1147
01:01:08,866 --> 01:01:11,268
See, I started cheating
when I was 6 years old,
1148
01:01:11,335 --> 01:01:15,372
but this was the first time
I ever cheated without Sammy.
1149
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:17,241
Hello?
1150
01:01:17,307 --> 01:01:20,510
Crippled elves
do dance around
1151
01:01:20,577 --> 01:01:24,114
a devil covered
by blue dress
1152
01:01:24,181 --> 01:01:26,383
I'm in no mood
for Beethoven.
1153
01:01:26,450 --> 01:01:29,419
It's not Beethoven.
It's the answer song.
1154
01:01:29,486 --> 01:01:30,520
We got the test.
1155
01:01:30,587 --> 01:01:31,889
Congratulations,
1156
01:01:31,956 --> 01:01:34,558
but I really just want
to go back to sleep.
1157
01:01:34,624 --> 01:01:37,962
Dairy causes diarrhea
1158
01:01:38,028 --> 01:01:42,366
chunky, creamy
butter cheese
1159
01:01:42,432 --> 01:01:43,500
see you at school.
1160
01:01:43,567 --> 01:01:46,403
Wait, wait, wait.
Seriously, wait.
1161
01:01:46,470 --> 01:01:48,405
Bad Billy does dope
1162
01:01:48,472 --> 01:01:49,740
bitches and brews
1163
01:01:49,807 --> 01:01:53,744
but can't even build
a cigarette-
1164
01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:05,923
Crippled elves
do dance around
1165
01:02:05,990 --> 01:02:09,794
a devil covered
by blue dress
1166
01:02:09,860 --> 01:02:13,097
dairy causes diarrhea
1167
01:02:13,163 --> 01:02:16,200
chunky, creamy
butter cheese
1168
01:02:16,266 --> 01:02:19,536
bad Billy does dope,
bitches, and brews
1169
01:02:19,603 --> 01:02:23,307
but can't even build
a cigarette boat
1170
01:02:23,373 --> 01:02:26,643
Allah bangs
booze every day
1171
01:02:26,710 --> 01:02:29,847
above a bridge
behind a cave
1172
01:02:29,914 --> 01:02:31,515
handsome:
Nobody left too early.
1173
01:02:31,581 --> 01:02:32,783
Nobody got too many right.
1174
01:02:32,850 --> 01:02:34,819
Everything
was going perfectly.
1175
01:02:34,885 --> 01:02:37,154
It was a cheating miracle.
1176
01:02:37,221 --> 01:02:40,757
Carpet crawler
can't eat eagle
1177
01:02:40,825 --> 01:02:43,727
before chicken
during day
1178
01:02:44,829 --> 01:02:47,131
time's up, everyone.
1179
01:02:47,197 --> 01:02:49,800
If I see anyone writing
on their papers now,
1180
01:02:49,867 --> 01:02:52,803
I will put 7 fs
in the grade book.
1181
01:02:52,870 --> 01:02:56,106
Handsome: It seemed
too good to be true.
1182
01:02:58,909 --> 01:03:01,645
Sammyvictor
1183
01:03:01,711 --> 01:03:04,181
Mrs. Stark
would like to see you.
1184
01:03:11,655 --> 01:03:15,092
I assumed after I handed down
my punishment to you
1185
01:03:15,159 --> 01:03:17,327
that you would've been
smart enough
1186
01:03:17,394 --> 01:03:19,830
to leave cheating
behind you.
1187
01:03:21,731 --> 01:03:23,000
My sources tell me
1188
01:03:23,067 --> 01:03:26,536
that's exactly
what you have done.
1189
01:03:26,603 --> 01:03:28,705
I am so proud of you,
1190
01:03:28,772 --> 01:03:30,274
especially you, Sammy,
1191
01:03:30,340 --> 01:03:32,776
for starting
the student court.
1192
01:03:32,843 --> 01:03:36,780
And here are
your red letters.
1193
01:03:36,847 --> 01:03:39,249
I want you to keep them
as souvenirs.
1194
01:03:40,584 --> 01:03:42,719
Heh heh. You know,
1195
01:03:42,786 --> 01:03:46,490
I am no stranger
to rebellion.
1196
01:03:46,556 --> 01:03:48,158
When I was your age
1197
01:03:48,225 --> 01:03:51,962
and we used to pile
into the phone booth,
1198
01:03:52,029 --> 01:03:56,934
I was always at the bottom
of the pile.
1199
01:04:03,707 --> 01:04:05,409
Yep.
1200
01:04:05,475 --> 01:04:09,713
To the myth of
the permanent record.
1201
01:04:09,779 --> 01:04:10,747
I'll drink to that.
1202
01:04:11,916 --> 01:04:14,784
Mr. Victor,
this is horny.
1203
01:04:14,851 --> 01:04:16,553
My brother and I
are very interested
1204
01:04:16,620 --> 01:04:18,855
in collecting what
is rightfully ours.
1205
01:04:20,057 --> 01:04:22,792
If you do not make good
on your offer,
1206
01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:24,761
we will have no choice
1207
01:04:24,828 --> 01:04:26,296
but to
1208
01:04:30,134 --> 01:04:32,469
to continue calling.
1209
01:04:35,172 --> 01:04:36,941
Handsome: As we got closer
to graduation,
1210
01:04:37,007 --> 01:04:38,608
the only thing
that mattered anymore
1211
01:04:38,675 --> 01:04:41,045
was getting into college.
1212
01:04:43,713 --> 01:04:46,283
You see, the thick envelope
means you're in,
1213
01:04:46,350 --> 01:04:49,653
and the thin envelope means
you are screwed.
1214
01:04:53,657 --> 01:04:54,624
Aah!
1215
01:04:56,526 --> 01:04:58,628
Now, the best part
about getting into college
1216
01:04:58,695 --> 01:05:00,797
is that there's no reason
to behave anymore.
1217
01:05:00,864 --> 01:05:03,800
Most teachers just accept it,
look the other way,
1218
01:05:03,867 --> 01:05:05,235
but Herman
1219
01:05:05,302 --> 01:05:06,836
Herman was different.
1220
01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:10,674
You kids are so naive.
1221
01:05:10,740 --> 01:05:12,409
What you don't realize
1222
01:05:12,476 --> 01:05:15,012
is that your
college acceptances
1223
01:05:15,079 --> 01:05:16,713
are contingent upon
1224
01:05:16,780 --> 01:05:20,750
your final
high school transcript.
1225
01:05:20,817 --> 01:05:22,852
Don't screw with me
1226
01:05:22,919 --> 01:05:27,958
because this grade book
can keep you out of college.
1227
01:05:28,025 --> 01:05:30,760
I hate
that grade book.
1228
01:05:30,827 --> 01:05:33,563
That grade book
is a shapiro.
1229
01:05:35,399 --> 01:05:39,436
You can't say that.
The grade book is a thing.
1230
01:05:39,503 --> 01:05:41,005
Yeah
1231
01:05:41,071 --> 01:05:44,708
but it has
shapiro power.
1232
01:05:44,774 --> 01:05:46,476
Yes, it does.
1233
01:05:48,078 --> 01:05:50,514
It does, indeed.
1234
01:05:51,881 --> 01:05:54,251
You're late, Mr. Green.
That's an f for today.
1235
01:05:54,318 --> 01:05:56,286
I wasn't late.
I was here. I just
1236
01:05:56,353 --> 01:05:57,787
that's another f
for talking back.
1237
01:05:57,854 --> 01:06:02,126
Now, I have to leave class
to make a personal call.
1238
01:06:02,192 --> 01:06:05,329
I suggest you use
the time wisely.
1239
01:06:05,395 --> 01:06:07,531
There might be
a quiz tomorrow.
1240
01:06:18,775 --> 01:06:21,211
My name is Mrs. Herman.
1241
01:06:21,878 --> 01:06:23,480
I'm a bitch.
1242
01:06:23,547 --> 01:06:25,149
She could come back
any second.
1243
01:06:25,215 --> 01:06:28,385
Take it easy, shapiro.
1244
01:06:30,587 --> 01:06:32,089
The f.
1245
01:06:34,191 --> 01:06:36,893
For 12 years
1246
01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:41,465
they have been
using the f.
1247
01:06:41,531 --> 01:06:43,733
12 years
1248
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:47,271
of us doing stuff
we don't wanna do
1249
01:06:47,337 --> 01:06:49,739
all because of
1250
01:06:49,806 --> 01:06:51,141
the f.
1251
01:06:51,208 --> 01:06:53,210
So, what happens?
1252
01:06:53,277 --> 01:06:55,279
We finally make it
to the finish line,
1253
01:06:55,345 --> 01:06:58,215
and this bitch tries
to use the f
1254
01:06:58,282 --> 01:07:01,017
one last time.
1255
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:11,795
You know what?
F the f.
1256
01:07:14,198 --> 01:07:16,766
Taking all the fs away.
1257
01:07:16,833 --> 01:07:18,402
All right, Davis.
1258
01:07:19,869 --> 01:07:20,837
Send it.
1259
01:07:20,904 --> 01:07:22,038
What?
1260
01:07:22,106 --> 01:07:24,474
The grade book.
Throw me the grade book.
1261
01:07:25,175 --> 01:07:26,676
Let's do it, man.
1262
01:07:26,743 --> 01:07:30,247
Let's get rid of all the grades:
A through f.
1263
01:07:30,314 --> 01:07:35,419
They are the tools
of the enemy.
1264
01:07:35,485 --> 01:07:37,421
Come on, man.
1265
01:07:41,024 --> 01:07:43,093
Don't do it.
1266
01:07:47,664 --> 01:07:49,733
Don't tell me
what to do.
1267
01:07:54,838 --> 01:07:56,906
No more fs.
1268
01:07:56,973 --> 01:07:59,109
No more fs.
1269
01:08:05,382 --> 01:08:07,551
Herman: I thought I could
treat you like adults,
1270
01:08:07,617 --> 01:08:10,287
but you're not.
You're animals
1271
01:08:10,354 --> 01:08:12,021
uncivilized animals.
1272
01:08:12,088 --> 01:08:15,192
Do you people have any idea
how much time I spend
1273
01:08:15,259 --> 01:08:16,726
giving out grades,
1274
01:08:16,793 --> 01:08:20,497
grading your papers,
grading your exams,
1275
01:08:20,564 --> 01:08:22,499
grading your homework
assignments?
1276
01:08:22,566 --> 01:08:24,134
That grade book is my life.
1277
01:08:24,201 --> 01:08:26,770
Dude, we just pissed
on her life.
1278
01:08:27,471 --> 01:08:28,705
Heh.
1279
01:08:28,772 --> 01:08:31,241
If I don't have that book
by tomorrow morning,
1280
01:08:31,308 --> 01:08:32,476
no more senior trip.
1281
01:08:32,542 --> 01:08:35,779
No yankee game,
no death of a salesman.
1282
01:08:35,845 --> 01:08:36,980
Jesus, man.
1283
01:08:37,046 --> 01:08:38,548
Everybody wanted
that trip.
1284
01:08:39,849 --> 01:08:43,119
It's only a matter of time
before somebody talks.
1285
01:08:44,788 --> 01:08:45,989
Grades
1286
01:08:46,055 --> 01:08:51,461
are the way we maintain
order in this institution. Hmm?
1287
01:08:51,528 --> 01:08:53,963
This morning,
on my way into my office,
1288
01:08:54,030 --> 01:08:55,965
I noticed a letter
1289
01:08:56,032 --> 01:08:59,035
that had been slipped
under my door.
1290
01:08:59,102 --> 01:09:00,870
Dear Mrs. Stark,
1291
01:09:00,937 --> 01:09:04,408
last Tuesday, I along with
20 fellow students,
1292
01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:08,278
witnessed the taking
of Mrs. Herman's grade book.
1293
01:09:08,345 --> 01:09:11,114
It is unfair for an entire
class to be punished
1294
01:09:11,181 --> 01:09:13,217
for the sins
of an individual.
1295
01:09:13,283 --> 01:09:16,085
And that individual is
1296
01:09:16,152 --> 01:09:19,189
Victor barone.
1297
01:09:20,290 --> 01:09:22,626
Signed, anonymous.
1298
01:09:23,627 --> 01:09:26,363
Why are you telling
me this?
1299
01:09:26,430 --> 01:09:28,198
This has nothing
to do with me.
1300
01:09:28,265 --> 01:09:32,135
Because I am tired
of playing the cop.
1301
01:09:32,202 --> 01:09:34,904
I want the student court
to handle this.
1302
01:09:34,971 --> 01:09:37,707
The student court's
really busy right now.
1303
01:09:37,774 --> 01:09:39,943
Handsome: I thought
that the four of us
1304
01:09:40,009 --> 01:09:41,511
would be friends forever.
1305
01:09:41,578 --> 01:09:43,447
You have it cleaned up
by graduation.
1306
01:09:43,513 --> 01:09:45,282
But stark finally
figured out a way
1307
01:09:45,349 --> 01:09:47,951
to tear us apart.
1308
01:09:51,755 --> 01:09:53,257
Whoever did this,
1309
01:09:53,323 --> 01:09:55,459
did this
1310
01:09:57,494 --> 01:09:59,463
so that they could
see me go down.
1311
01:09:59,529 --> 01:10:01,965
I'll handle this.
1312
01:10:04,033 --> 01:10:05,134
Now, applebee,
1313
01:10:05,201 --> 01:10:07,036
this is serious.
1314
01:10:07,103 --> 01:10:08,605
Did you write
the letter?
1315
01:10:14,744 --> 01:10:18,682
This isthis is
the United States of America.
1316
01:10:18,748 --> 01:10:20,317
What are you
talking about?
1317
01:10:30,093 --> 01:10:32,696
The letter doesn't really
mean anything on its own,
1318
01:10:32,762 --> 01:10:35,164
I'll have to interview everyone
that was there that day.
1319
01:10:35,231 --> 01:10:38,435
If one person goes on record
that they saw you take it,
1320
01:10:38,502 --> 01:10:40,837
you're finished.
1321
01:10:40,904 --> 01:10:42,706
That'll be my job.
1322
01:10:42,772 --> 01:10:44,574
To make sure
no one testifies.
1323
01:10:44,641 --> 01:10:47,844
Ok, but I don't know
anything about that.
1324
01:10:47,911 --> 01:10:49,646
I understand.
1325
01:10:49,713 --> 01:10:51,481
What are we gonna do
about applebee?
1326
01:10:51,548 --> 01:10:54,518
I'll take care
of napplebee.
1327
01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:56,720
I'll kick his ass.
1328
01:10:56,786 --> 01:10:58,555
I don't want you
doing anything.
1329
01:10:58,622 --> 01:11:00,757
I don't want you
talking to anybody.
1330
01:11:00,824 --> 01:11:02,526
Just be cool.
1331
01:11:02,592 --> 01:11:04,861
Sammy's right.
You gotta stay cool.
1332
01:11:04,928 --> 01:11:06,763
I gotta say, Sammy,
it feels great
1333
01:11:06,830 --> 01:11:10,033
to be back
in business with you.
1334
01:11:10,099 --> 01:11:12,268
Yeah, really great.
1335
01:11:23,480 --> 01:11:25,014
You're pathetic.
1336
01:11:25,081 --> 01:11:27,016
I'm pathetic?
1337
01:11:27,083 --> 01:11:30,487
I didn't work my ass off
and then got rejected by tufts.
1338
01:11:33,657 --> 01:11:35,625
Honestly, handsome,
1339
01:11:35,692 --> 01:11:38,362
I would love to see
you guys go down,
1340
01:11:38,428 --> 01:11:40,764
all of you.
1341
01:11:40,830 --> 01:11:43,833
I'm sorry you feel
that way, Julie.
1342
01:11:43,900 --> 01:11:46,202
But let me paint you
a little picture.
1343
01:11:46,269 --> 01:11:48,338
Graduation
1344
01:11:48,405 --> 01:11:50,306
they call your name.
1345
01:11:50,374 --> 01:11:54,644
You're on your way
to pick up your diploma.
1346
01:11:54,711 --> 01:11:58,648
Then you hear your classmates
chanting something.
1347
01:12:00,417 --> 01:12:02,852
You can't make it out
at first, but
1348
01:12:02,919 --> 01:12:06,756
it starts to get louder
and louder.
1349
01:12:06,823 --> 01:12:08,858
Julie is a rat.
1350
01:12:08,925 --> 01:12:11,395
Julie is a rat.
1351
01:12:19,969 --> 01:12:23,139
Please just state your name
for the record.
1352
01:12:23,206 --> 01:12:25,341
This is such a joke.
1353
01:12:27,511 --> 01:12:31,481
Just state your name
for the record.
1354
01:12:31,548 --> 01:12:33,683
You're a joke.
1355
01:12:34,818 --> 01:12:35,852
This is awesome.
1356
01:12:35,919 --> 01:12:37,687
Nobody talked.
We're in the clear.
1357
01:12:37,754 --> 01:12:38,688
Are we?
1358
01:12:38,755 --> 01:12:39,956
Handsome: Now,
Victor was famous
1359
01:12:40,023 --> 01:12:42,959
for having some
pretty crappy plans,
1360
01:12:43,026 --> 01:12:47,431
but this one had to be
the crappiest.
1361
01:12:49,332 --> 01:12:52,168
You can't hold me down
you can't get the best of me
1362
01:12:52,235 --> 01:12:54,270
can't hold me down
can't get the best of me
1363
01:12:54,337 --> 01:12:56,172
can't hold me down
you can't get the best of me
1364
01:12:56,239 --> 01:12:58,274
can't hold me
can't get the best of me
1365
01:12:58,341 --> 01:13:00,243
can't hold me down
you can't get the best of me
1366
01:13:00,309 --> 01:13:02,946
can't hold me
can't get the best of me
1367
01:13:03,012 --> 01:13:04,581
napplebee.
1368
01:13:05,348 --> 01:13:06,950
Napplebee!
1369
01:13:08,351 --> 01:13:10,019
Napplebee!!
1370
01:13:11,187 --> 01:13:12,589
Napplebee!!
1371
01:13:12,656 --> 01:13:15,358
And I didi didn't see
because that morning
1372
01:13:15,425 --> 01:13:17,594
I had woken up with
an eye infection.
1373
01:13:17,661 --> 01:13:18,828
Sometimes I get
1374
01:13:21,197 --> 01:13:22,966
I wanna go on
the record now.
1375
01:13:23,032 --> 01:13:24,333
What?
1376
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:26,836
I want to do this
right now.
1377
01:13:26,903 --> 01:13:29,439
Sammy: Victor
is gonna destroy you.
1378
01:13:29,506 --> 01:13:31,274
Well, hallelujah.
1379
01:13:31,340 --> 01:13:35,044
Why do you want to
do this to yourself?
1380
01:13:35,111 --> 01:13:37,814
Napplebee!
1381
01:13:37,881 --> 01:13:40,216
My name
1382
01:13:40,283 --> 01:13:41,851
is not napplebee.
1383
01:13:45,889 --> 01:13:48,257
Not
1384
01:13:48,324 --> 01:13:50,894
crapplebee.
1385
01:13:51,895 --> 01:13:55,932
It's not apple
butt.
1386
01:14:04,741 --> 01:14:08,111
Please state your name
for the record.
1387
01:14:11,114 --> 01:14:13,049
My name
1388
01:14:15,218 --> 01:14:18,021
is Jonathan
1389
01:14:18,087 --> 01:14:21,190
Jacob applebee.
1390
01:14:22,626 --> 01:14:25,629
I am gonna bash
that kid's head in
1391
01:14:25,695 --> 01:14:28,698
with a hammer.
1392
01:14:28,765 --> 01:14:30,634
If the jury
finds you guilty,
1393
01:14:30,700 --> 01:14:32,468
which they will,
1394
01:14:32,536 --> 01:14:34,804
you're gonna be expelled.
1395
01:14:34,871 --> 01:14:37,073
Stark won't even let you
walk at graduation.
1396
01:14:37,941 --> 01:14:39,543
My parents
are gonna kill me.
1397
01:14:39,609 --> 01:14:41,711
There is another way.
1398
01:14:43,146 --> 01:14:45,949
I have the authority
to offer you a deal.
1399
01:14:48,351 --> 01:14:50,554
You know
1400
01:14:50,620 --> 01:14:53,657
he's never seen karate
1401
01:14:53,723 --> 01:14:54,891
like my karate.
1402
01:14:56,092 --> 01:14:57,661
There's not gonna be
any karate.
1403
01:14:57,727 --> 01:14:59,295
You get an f
in the class,
1404
01:14:59,362 --> 01:15:01,731
but the f won't go on
your final transcript.
1405
01:15:01,798 --> 01:15:03,499
It won't?
No.
1406
01:15:03,567 --> 01:15:06,770
You get to go to graduation,
then make up in summer school.
1407
01:15:06,836 --> 01:15:08,605
It'll be like
it never happened.
1408
01:15:10,273 --> 01:15:12,642
But you have to give
a full confession.
1409
01:15:20,416 --> 01:15:22,552
I'm gonna choke him to death.
1410
01:15:25,521 --> 01:15:27,657
Then, after
he stops breathing
1411
01:15:31,294 --> 01:15:32,896
karate.
1412
01:15:39,969 --> 01:15:43,406
Handsome: Sammy actually
believed, he was helping Victor.
1413
01:15:43,472 --> 01:15:45,041
But the first rule
of cheating is
1414
01:15:45,108 --> 01:15:49,012
no matter what,
always keep your mouth shut.
1415
01:15:58,554 --> 01:16:01,024
What happened?
1416
01:16:01,090 --> 01:16:02,291
We need to talk.
1417
01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:08,632
Let me guess. Your deal
didn't go quite as planned.
1418
01:16:11,835 --> 01:16:16,906
Look I'm sorry
about the other day, but, uh,
1419
01:16:16,973 --> 01:16:20,476
you're an idiot
to put your faith in stark.
1420
01:16:20,543 --> 01:16:21,745
Victor gave you up.
1421
01:16:24,413 --> 01:16:25,849
He told her everything.
1422
01:16:25,915 --> 01:16:28,451
The luau, the blow torch,
the peeing.
1423
01:16:28,517 --> 01:16:32,521
Victor said, if he's going down,
he's not going down alone.
1424
01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:35,692
Gets worse.
1425
01:16:35,759 --> 01:16:38,762
Now, I'm supposed to be
investigating you.
1426
01:16:38,828 --> 01:16:40,163
That's nice.
1427
01:16:41,731 --> 01:16:44,133
I can offer you
the same deal I gave Victor.
1428
01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:46,002
An f in class
and summer school.
1429
01:16:46,069 --> 01:16:48,437
Nothing on your permanent
transcript. It's a good deal.
1430
01:16:48,504 --> 01:16:50,907
No. Thank you.
1431
01:16:50,974 --> 01:16:53,743
I don't think you understand.
1432
01:16:53,810 --> 01:16:56,680
If this goes to court,
you'll be expelled.
1433
01:16:58,581 --> 01:17:01,184
I was trying
to get rid of your ass.
1434
01:17:01,250 --> 01:17:05,755
Please, take the deal.
Just confess.
1435
01:17:10,827 --> 01:17:13,129
Not so good at confessing.
1436
01:17:14,597 --> 01:17:17,834
Handsome: I couldn't believe it.
Sammy had gone soft.
1437
01:17:17,901 --> 01:17:20,369
Victor and applebee
had turned into rats.
1438
01:17:20,436 --> 01:17:25,241
Now everyone was expecting me
to give a full confession.
1439
01:18:07,650 --> 01:18:12,856
All right, hamster.
According to Victor,
1440
01:18:12,922 --> 01:18:17,193
the defiling of the great book
was all your idea.
1441
01:18:20,429 --> 01:18:23,532
I would like the opportunity to
carefully review his testimony,
1442
01:18:23,599 --> 01:18:24,834
before I comment on it.
1443
01:18:24,901 --> 01:18:27,036
There's not going to be
any trial.
1444
01:18:27,103 --> 01:18:31,307
At 9:30 this morning,
Sammy handed in his resignation.
1445
01:18:31,374 --> 01:18:34,210
I guess, he didn't want to
prosecute his little buddy.
1446
01:18:34,277 --> 01:18:39,048
The student court
is now dissolved.
1447
01:18:41,417 --> 01:18:44,287
What do I have to do?
1448
01:18:44,353 --> 01:18:45,621
The same as Victor.
1449
01:18:45,688 --> 01:18:49,025
F for the class.
1450
01:18:49,092 --> 01:18:51,627
You make walk
in the graduation ceremony,
1451
01:18:51,694 --> 01:18:55,564
but you won't receive
your diploma that day.
1452
01:18:55,631 --> 01:18:59,168
Andoh, yeah.
1453
01:19:01,537 --> 01:19:03,006
Summer school.
1454
01:19:03,072 --> 01:19:05,074
Girl, coughing:
Douchebag.
1455
01:19:05,141 --> 01:19:08,444
You too.
Summer school.
1456
01:19:08,511 --> 01:19:10,079
Girl, coughing:
Douchebag.
1457
01:19:16,953 --> 01:19:19,122
Handsome: Now, back at
the beginning of the year,
1458
01:19:19,188 --> 01:19:20,957
the four of us
were best friends.
1459
01:19:21,024 --> 01:19:22,792
By the time we got
to graduation
1460
01:19:22,859 --> 01:19:24,227
things had fallen apart.
1461
01:19:24,293 --> 01:19:26,996
I was angry at Victor.
Sammy was angry with me.
1462
01:19:27,063 --> 01:19:28,464
Applebee was angry
with everyone.
1463
01:19:28,531 --> 01:19:32,802
But no one was as angry
as horny or greedy.
1464
01:19:32,869 --> 01:19:36,439
Mr. Victor,
this is your last chance.
1465
01:19:38,474 --> 01:19:40,309
My last chance?
1466
01:19:40,376 --> 01:19:41,377
For what?
1467
01:19:44,413 --> 01:19:45,882
The deal.
1468
01:19:48,818 --> 01:19:50,453
Ohh.
1469
01:19:52,221 --> 01:19:54,190
You guys don't get it,
do you?
1470
01:19:55,024 --> 01:19:56,893
It's never gonna happen.
1471
01:19:58,727 --> 01:20:00,129
You lose.
1472
01:20:02,265 --> 01:20:04,067
I win.
1473
01:20:07,837 --> 01:20:09,705
You know what,
Victor?
1474
01:20:09,772 --> 01:20:11,674
You can shit
on our fantasies.
1475
01:20:11,740 --> 01:20:14,410
You can beat
the crap out of us.
1476
01:20:14,477 --> 01:20:18,982
You can remind us
that we're not really brothers.
1477
01:20:19,048 --> 01:20:21,084
But at least
we're not rats.
1478
01:20:23,119 --> 01:20:26,389
Everyone knows
who you are.
1479
01:20:26,455 --> 01:20:28,557
Even shapiro.
1480
01:20:33,796 --> 01:20:36,599
Handsome: After I found out that
I wasn't getting my diploma.
1481
01:20:36,665 --> 01:20:39,135
I didn't even want to go
to graduation.
1482
01:20:39,202 --> 01:20:41,370
I didn't see the point.
1483
01:20:43,039 --> 01:20:45,141
I hope you're happy.
1484
01:20:45,674 --> 01:20:47,110
I'm not.
1485
01:20:47,776 --> 01:20:49,245
I did warn you.
1486
01:20:50,013 --> 01:20:52,381
Yeah. I know you did.
1487
01:20:55,818 --> 01:20:57,954
You're a good father.
1488
01:20:59,288 --> 01:21:01,925
You stop making fun of me.
1489
01:21:01,991 --> 01:21:04,793
No, I'm being serious.
1490
01:21:04,860 --> 01:21:07,063
You're a good father.
1491
01:21:10,366 --> 01:21:12,035
Thank you.
1492
01:21:24,780 --> 01:21:26,349
Everyone one of the students
1493
01:21:26,415 --> 01:21:31,354
in this year's graduating class
is deserving of accolades.
1494
01:21:31,420 --> 01:21:35,258
But there are some,
special students
1495
01:21:35,324 --> 01:21:38,761
who have merited
even greater distinctions.
1496
01:21:38,827 --> 01:21:40,964
Listen, uh, Sammy.
1497
01:21:41,830 --> 01:21:43,232
Have a nice life.
1498
01:21:43,299 --> 01:21:47,770
And now, to give out the awards
in math and science
1499
01:21:47,836 --> 01:21:49,605
I call to the podium
1500
01:21:49,672 --> 01:21:52,575
Alex harkin.
1501
01:21:54,110 --> 01:21:56,245
Girl: Love you,
Mr. Harkin.
1502
01:21:56,312 --> 01:21:57,713
Ahem.
1503
01:21:57,780 --> 01:21:59,882
Um, ahem.
1504
01:21:59,949 --> 01:22:01,184
This is, uh,
1505
01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:04,020
my favorite part
about being a teacher.
1506
01:22:04,087 --> 01:22:06,689
Uh, ahem,
1507
01:22:06,755 --> 01:22:09,058
uh, I wasn't gonna
necessarily be a teacher,
1508
01:22:09,125 --> 01:22:11,427
but, uh, I, as you know,
became one,
1509
01:22:11,494 --> 01:22:13,462
and, uh,
the winner of the award
1510
01:22:13,529 --> 01:22:18,434
for outstanding achievement
in chemical science is
1511
01:22:18,501 --> 01:22:21,004
Julie merkle.
1512
01:22:22,205 --> 01:22:23,672
Come on up here,
Julie.
1513
01:22:30,713 --> 01:22:32,348
I'm sorry.
1514
01:22:35,518 --> 01:22:37,286
Not your fault.
1515
01:22:38,554 --> 01:22:41,757
I'm sorry that I
looked at your file.
1516
01:22:41,824 --> 01:22:43,326
Uh, the award
1517
01:22:43,392 --> 01:22:46,229
uh, thethe winner
of the award
1518
01:22:46,295 --> 01:22:49,598
for outstanding achievement
in physics is
1519
01:22:49,665 --> 01:22:54,737
uh, one of my
favorite students
1520
01:22:54,803 --> 01:22:57,073
handsome Davis.
1521
01:23:15,391 --> 01:23:17,193
Come on up here,
handsome.
1522
01:23:18,261 --> 01:23:20,963
Handsome: Ok. I admit it.
1523
01:23:21,030 --> 01:23:23,266
I stole the midterm,
1524
01:23:23,332 --> 01:23:25,568
I took my dad's porn,
1525
01:23:25,634 --> 01:23:28,504
I flirted with Mr. Harkin,
I broke the ceiling,
1526
01:23:28,571 --> 01:23:31,374
I lied to the fake brothers,
I looked at applebee's file,
1527
01:23:31,440 --> 01:23:34,243
I read about his penis,
I pissed on the grade book,
1528
01:23:34,310 --> 01:23:36,512
and I pissed off
all of my friends.
1529
01:23:37,713 --> 01:23:40,483
But I have to let you in
on a little secret.
1530
01:23:40,549 --> 01:23:42,885
I never cheated on
Mr. Harkin's mid-term.
1531
01:23:42,951 --> 01:23:46,355
I stole the test but I never
used it. I didn't need to.
1532
01:23:46,422 --> 01:23:49,225
The only reason I ever cheated
was because of my friends.
1533
01:23:49,292 --> 01:23:51,260
When the four of us
were cheating together,
1534
01:23:51,327 --> 01:23:53,196
it was the sweetest thing
I knew.
1535
01:23:53,262 --> 01:23:54,563
He's my hero.
1536
01:23:54,630 --> 01:23:55,631
I agree.
1537
01:23:55,698 --> 01:23:58,033
It was horseback riding
on the beach,
1538
01:23:58,101 --> 01:23:59,835
a candlelight dinner,
1539
01:23:59,902 --> 01:24:03,606
champagne in a hot tub.
1540
01:24:05,974 --> 01:24:09,578
See, graduation was my
greatest high school moment.
1541
01:24:09,645 --> 01:24:11,013
Cheated on the midterm.
1542
01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:12,415
Ahem. Take it
right now.
1543
01:24:12,481 --> 01:24:14,783
Boy: Cheater!
Cheated on the mid-term.
1544
01:24:14,850 --> 01:24:17,220
Because it wasn't just me
who won that award.
1545
01:24:17,286 --> 01:24:20,356
It was for Sammy
for winning that spelling bee,
1546
01:24:20,423 --> 01:24:23,926
and it was for applebee
for writing crazy small,
1547
01:24:23,992 --> 01:24:25,761
and it was for Victor
1548
01:24:25,828 --> 01:24:29,432
for knowing how to deal
with adopted kids.
1549
01:24:29,498 --> 01:24:33,569
You see, cheating is what
made the four of us famous
1550
01:24:33,636 --> 01:24:38,307
the most famous cheaters
in north point history.
1551
01:24:41,377 --> 01:24:42,845
Everything
is bullshit.
1552
01:24:42,911 --> 01:24:45,848
It is what it is.
1553
01:25:32,661 --> 01:25:35,664
Crippled elves
do dance around
1554
01:25:35,731 --> 01:25:38,801
a devil covered
by blue dress
1555
01:25:38,867 --> 01:25:41,570
dairy causes diarrhea
1556
01:25:41,637 --> 01:25:44,840
chunky, creamy
butter cheese
1557
01:25:44,907 --> 01:25:47,343
bad Billy does dope,
bitches, and brews
1558
01:25:47,410 --> 01:25:50,613
but can't even build
a cigarette boat
1559
01:25:50,679 --> 01:25:53,282
Allah bangs
booze every day
1560
01:25:53,349 --> 01:25:56,419
above a bridge
behind a cave
1561
01:25:56,485 --> 01:25:59,388
crippled elves
do dance around
1562
01:25:59,455 --> 01:26:02,358
a devil covered
by blue dress
1563
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dairy causes diarrhea
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01:26:05,228 --> 01:26:08,831
chunky, creamy
butter cheese
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01:26:48,404 --> 01:26:51,039
Crippled elves
do dance around
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a devil covered
by blue dress
1567
01:26:54,277 --> 01:26:57,079
dairy causes diarrhea
1568
01:26:57,145 --> 01:27:00,816
chunky, creamy
butter cheese
107671
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