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OH, MAN.
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WHY IS THERE EVEN
A CHICKEN HELL?
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SATAN AGREED TO TAKE ALL THE
CHICKENS TO PAD HIS SOUL TALLY.
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SO YOU MEAN TO SAY
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THAT EVERY CHICKEN FINGER
I EVER ATE'S DOWN HERE?
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YEP.
AND EVERY
CHICKEN NUGGET?
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YES.
AND EVERY
CHICKEN PATTY?
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YES.
AND EVERY
CHICKEN POT PIE?
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YES!
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EVERY CHICKEN
GOT HIT BY A TRAIN?
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PICK UP
A DAMN SHOVEL.
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WHAT I'M
REALLY AFRAID OF IS
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THAT CHICKENS ARE GONNA
ALL REMEMBER WHO EAT THEM,
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AND THEN THERE'S GONNA BE
A BUNCH OF CHICKEN REVENGE
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LIKE IN
THAT MOVIE "OLDBOY".
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[ YELLO'S "OH YEAH" PLAYS ]
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* OH YEAH
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[ LAUGHS ]
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GUYS!
THEY GOT SHOWERS IN HERE!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE,
LET ME TAKE A LOOK.
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SHOWERS?
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FOOL, THERE'S NAKED LADIES
UP IN THERE!
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I SEE A BUTT!
OH, MY GOD, IT'S A WOMAN'S BUTT!
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THIS IS MY HOLE!
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EXCUSE ME GENTLEMEN, I NEED
TO PUT MY DICK IN THAT HOLE.
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NO, NO!
MY LADIES!
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BOYS, BOYS,
THERE'S NO BUTTS IN THERE.
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ALL RIGHT, THERE'S JUST A ROCK
IN THERE THAT LOOKS LIKE A BUTT.
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AND I KNOW THAT ROCK
BECAUSE THAT ROCK IS MY WIFE.
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TAKE A LOOK
FOR YOURSELF.
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WATCH OUT, DIZZAY,
LET ME LOOK AT THIS MYSELF.
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* OH YEAH
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GET THE SHOVELS.
AHH!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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* HEY
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* WE'RE GONNA GET LAID
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* WE'RE GONNA GET LAID
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**
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SOUNDS LIKE YOU GUYS FOUND
SLUT CIRCLE.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE -- I
DIDN'T THINK THAT THERE
WAS WOMEN IN HELL.
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SATAN KEEPS ALL THE NYMPHOS
AND ADULTERERS
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AND FORNICATORS
OVER THERE.
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THEY CRAVE THE "D,"
BUT THEY CAN NEVER HAVE IT.
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THAT'S THEIR
ETERNAL TORMENT.
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GUYS, WE GOT
TO GET OVER THERE!
YEAH!
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YOU'RE IDIOTS IF YOU THINK
SATAN'S GONNA LET US OVER THERE.
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YOU SAID IT,
FOUR EYES.
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IT'S A SHEER ROCK WALL
10,000 FEET UP,
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GUARDED BY A BATTERY
OF PENAR-EQUIPPED LASERS.
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PENAR IS RADAR
BUT FOR PENISES.
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ANYWAY, THEY SHOOT DICK
AND ASK QUESTIONS LATER.
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OH, HE SHOT THAT PENIS
RIGHT OFF THE TOP OF HIS BALLS.
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IT'S GAME OVER, DUDES.
GAME OVER!
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U-UNLESS YOU WERE TO--
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WHAT?
WHAT?
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NAH. NO, YOU GUYS
DON'T HAVE THE STONES.
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COME ON!
MAN,
TELL US SOMETHING!
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I GOT A WHOLE BAG
OF STONES, BUDDY.
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ALL RIGHT,
LET'S DO THIS.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
AM I RIGHT?
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SO, I COVER MYSELF
IN PEANUT BUTTER,
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AND THE WOMEN --
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THEY SMELL THE PEANUT BUTTER,
AND THEN THEY COME RUNNING?
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NO, NO. SEE THAT STUPID MONSTER
OVER THERE?
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[ GROWLING ]
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THAT'S SETH.
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OKAY.
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SETH HAS
A NUT ALLERGY.
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WHEN SETH SWALLOWS YOU,
THE NUTS HIT HIS SYSTEM,
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AND HE'LL SPIT YOU
OVER THAT RIDGE.
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HE'S GONNA SPIT ME
OVER THE RIDGE IN CHUNKS!
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NO!
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WHY CAN'T DIZZAY
BE SPIT OVER THE RIDGE?
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SORRY, GARY,
I'M DOING THE LASER POINTER.
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AND I'M DOING THE ROPE!
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AND, UH, WILLIAM AND I
ARE HELPING DIZZAY
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WITH
THE LASER POINTER.
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WE ALL HAVE A ROLE HERE,
GARY.
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DID YOU EVEN LISTEN
TO MY PRESENTATION?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M NOT DOING IT.
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HOW ABOUT THEM APPLES,
YOU STUPID JERK?
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HEY, QUITE PLAYING
WITH THE ROPE.
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[ GROWLING ]
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NO!
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EDDIE, I SAID DON'T LET
THE MONSTER GET THE ROPE!
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AAH!
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[ SCREAMING ]
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THAT'S MY SKULL!
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AAH!
WONDERFUL, SUPER.
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I GUESS WE'RE ON, PEOPLE.
LOOK ALIVE.
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DIZZAY,
POINT THAT PUPPY UP HIGH
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SO THE CREATURE WILL SPIT GARY
AT THE PROPER ANGLE.
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LOOK, HE'S NOT EVEN -- HE'S
NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO IT.
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GARY MIGHT BE IN THERE AWHILE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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EDDIE, DID YOU HACK INTO
THE MAINFRAME TO DISABLE
THE PENIS LASERS?
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I THOUGHT
I WAS DOING THE ROPE.
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WELL, THEN WHO IS GOING TO HACK
INTO THE MAINFRAME, EDDIE?
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YOU'RE A COMPUTER!
YOU DO IT!
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OH, MY GOD, I KNEW
YOU GOOBERS WEREN'T READY.
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WELL, WELL, WELL,
WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
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TELL THEM
WHAT YOU TOLD ME.
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RUSS DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.
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HE'S RIDDLED
WITH MALWARE.
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LA-LANCE, THIS DOES NOT
CONCERN YOU AT ALL.
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DID HE TELL YOU TO RUB YOURSELF
IN PEANUT BUTTER?
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I BET HE DID. THAT CREATURE
LOVES PEANUT BUTTER.
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YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS,
LANCE.
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ONCE HE SPITS GARY
OVER THE RIDGE --
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GARY WILL BE DEAD
WITHIN THE HOUR.
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HE'S NOT ALLERGIC
TO THE NUTS!
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TELL RUSS
HE'S NOT ALLERGIC TO THE NUTS.
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YOU WANT TO SEE THOSE
WOMEN? THERE'S A MAINTENANCE
DOOR HALFWAY UP.
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GUYS, I CAN SEE THE DOOR
FROM HERE!
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THOSE HILLS HAVE THOUSANDS
OF LASERS TRAINED ON YOUR JUNK!
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THERE'S ONE. ONE!
AND I HAVE A WORKAROUND.
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GUYS, THIS IS TOTALLY BOGUS,
DUDES!
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HELP! HELP!
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DIZZAY, DID RUSS SAY THERE'S
A PLACE I'M SUPPOSED TO STAND?
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PLEASE, HELP!
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HELP?
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SLATHERED
IN PEANUT BUTTER...
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**
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I REMEMBER
THOSE DAYS.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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YOU WANT
TO COME AT ME, BUDDY?
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OW, OW, OW, OH!
I'M GETTING BURNED!
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OH,
I'M GETTING BURNED!
HEY,
HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE.
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00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,973
OH, OH, OH, OH. AAH!
COME ON, GET UNDER HIS GIZZARD.
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IT WILL PROTECT YOU
FROM HIS DIGESTIVE JUICES.
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COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON.
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THANK GOD
YOU'RE HERE.
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YOU BETTER?
YEAH.
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YOU BETTER?
YEAH.
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YOU SPARE A LICK?
[ MOANING ]
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YOU'RE A STRANGER
TO ME.
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[ MOANING CONTINUES ]
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Lance:
THERE SHE IS, GUYS.
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IT'S THE ONLY THING
STANDING BETWEEN US AND --
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NO, NO, NO,
WILLIAM!
NO, NO, NO!
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[ BEEPING ]
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OH!
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I WARNED HIM
ABOUT THE PENIS LASERS.
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I GET -- I GET ONE MORE TOSS
'CAUSE HOME TEAM.
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PLUS I CLEANED YOU OFF,
SO...
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OH, UM,
THAT'S A GUMDROP.
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I GET ONE MORE.
NOT LIKE THE CANDY,
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BUT WHEN IT HITS THE GUM
LIKE THAT AND DROPS ON IT,
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YOU GET A FREE TURN.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
I'VE SEEN THOSE.
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OH,
HOME TEAM GETS TWO.
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I NEED ONE VOLUNTEER
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TO DEACTIVATE THE PENIS DETECTOR
LASER ON THE MAIN GATE,
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BUT YOU CANNOT BRING
YOUR PENIS.
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IT WOULD GET DETECTED
AND SUBSEQUENTLY LASERED.
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SO SOMEONE'S GONNA HAVE TO
SLICE THEIR PENIS OFF.
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PEANUT BUTTER DOESN'T SOUND
SO BAD NOW, DOES IT?
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ALL RIGHT GUYS,
I, UM...
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DON'T WANT
TO BE HERE.
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COOL, BRO.
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EDDIE,
I THOUGHT I SAW YOUR HAND UP?
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DOING GOOD, EDDIE,
YOU'RE ALMOST THERE, BUDDY.
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I'M FEELING
REALLY DIZZY.
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THAT'S JUST
THE BLOOD LOSS TALKING.
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KEEP YOUR EYES
ON THE PRIZE.
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I'M AT THE DOOR!
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Woman: HI.
I HEAR GIGGLING!
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NOW,
THERE SHOULD BE A SWITCH.
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PULL THAT SWITCH AND IT
WILL TURN OFF THE PENIS LASERS.
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I JUST SEE
A KEYPAD.
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OH, UM, BOY...
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I GUESS
THEY CHANGED IT.
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YOU GUESS
THEY CHANGED IT?!
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CALM DOWN,
EDDIE.
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I'VE GOT THIS.
TELL HIM
TO TRY 666.
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IT'S NOT
GOING TO BE 666.
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TRY 666, EDDIE!
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TRY 666, EDDIE!
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I'M COMING BACK DOWN.
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WHY DON'T YOU
COME ON BACK DOWN, EDDIE!
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THAT'S WHAT
I'M DOING!
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YES! [ CHUCKLES ]
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BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!
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I'M THE BELT CHAMPION.
I AM.
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WHAT IS IT,
18 TIMES IN A ROW?
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[ LAUGHS ] BUT LET'S DO IT
AGAIN, MAN, YOU NEVER KNOW.
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COME ON.
LOOK,
NOTHING PERSONAL, TED,
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BUT I GOT
TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
WHY?
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THERE'S REFRESHING SALIVA
TO DRINK...
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THERE'S SOFT BOWELS
TO BED ON.
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I KNOW.
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SATAN DOESN'T EVEN KNOW
YOU'RE IN HERE, MAN!
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WE BEAT
THE SYSTEM!
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LOOK, TED,
UP OVER THAT WALL
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SOMEWHERE
OUTSIDE OF THIS MONSTER,
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THERE IS A LADY'S BUTT,
AND IT'S GOT MY NAME ON IT.
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I'M ONE
OF THE NAMES ON IT.
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ALL RIGHT, NOW PLEASE JUST SHOW
ME THE WAY TO THE ANUS, BUD.
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DON'T GO
TO THE ANUS.
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JUST GO TO THE NASAL PASSAGE,
IT'S RIGHT UP THERE.
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HE'LL SNEEZE YOU OUT.
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THANK YOU,
MAN.
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COME WITH ME,
TED.
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I KNOW IN HERE,
IT'S EASY AND SIMPLE FOR YOU,
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BUT OUT THERE
IS A WHOLE, WIDE WORLD OF BUTTS!
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COME WITH ME...
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TO SLUT CIRCLE.
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I CA--
I CAN'T, GARY.
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I CAN'T.
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THIS IS MY WORLD NOW,
IN HERE.
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[ CLICKS TONGUE ]
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WELL,
I'LL BE SEEING YOU.
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OH,
AND TED?
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YEAH.
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**
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YOU ARE
THE BELT CHAMPION.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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THAT CAME BACK AROUND.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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ALL RIGHT,
STOP IT.
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PLAN B --
WE ALL CUT OUR PENISES OFF.
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WE PUT THEM
IN A VAT OF FRANKS AND BEANS.
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PENISES LOOK LIKE WHAT?
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FRANKS!
VERY GOOD.
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THEN WE PRETEND
TO BE CHEFS
225
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WHILE EDDIE
HACKS INTO THE MAINFRAME.
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00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:49,029
I DON'T KNOW NOTHING
ABOUT COMPUTERS!
227
00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:50,831
Seth:
AH-AH...
228
00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,166
[ SNEEZES ]
WHOO!
229
00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,501
YEAH, GARY!
230
00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:55,569
WHOO!
GARY!
231
00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:57,170
WAY TO GO, GARY!
ALL RIGHT, GARY.
232
00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,172
I TOLD YOU ASSHOLES
THIS WOULD WORK.
233
00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:00,540
I'M DOING IT!
234
00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:02,610
YEAH!
I'M DOING IT!
235
00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:04,544
WHOO!
236
00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,514
[ SCREAMING ]
237
00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,282
HEY, LADIES.
238
00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:10,851
WHOO!
239
00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:13,053
WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES?
MY NAME IS GARY!
240
00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:14,054
[ SNEEZES ]
241
00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:15,122
WHOO-HOO!
242
00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:17,424
TED, YOU DID IT, BUDDY!
HIGH-FIVE, MAN!
243
00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:18,626
[ LAUGHS ]
244
00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:19,927
OH, GARY,
YOU WERE RIGHT.
245
00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,862
LIVING INSIDE SETH
WAS NO KIND OF LIFE!
246
00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,530
[ CHUCKLES ]
LIFE'S TOO SHORT!
247
00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,733
YEAH, I MEAN, IN HELL,
LIFE IS FOREVER,
248
00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:28,035
BUT I GET WHAT YOU'RE SAYING,
YEAH, YEAH.
249
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,904
HEY, YOU HAVE TO TAKE CHANCES
AND SHOOT FOR THE MOON.
250
00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:33,240
EVEN IF YOU MISS,
YOU LAND AMONG THE --
251
00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:34,574
TED? NO!
252
00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:36,910
Gary:
TED! NO!
253
00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:39,112
GET BACK
TO WORK.
254
00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:40,413
NO!
255
00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:42,382
OH, MY GOD!
[ GRUNTS ]
256
00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:46,253
[ CHICKENS CLUCKING ]
257
00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,926
AM I
IN SLUT CIRCLE?
258
00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,929
YOU PLUM OVERSHOT THAT,
SON.
259
00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:58,565
THIS HERE
IS CHICKEN HELL.
260
00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,167
CHICKEN HELL?
261
00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:03,804
DADDY, CAN WE STRIP HIM DOWN AND
HOSE OFF ALL HIS CHICKEN SHIT?
262
00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:07,240
GET IN THE BARN, BERTHA!
THIS DON'T CONCERN YOU.
263
00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:11,011
NOW, YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO BE
ONE OF THEM FANCY CITY DEMONS
264
00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:13,080
COME HERE TO HAVE SEX
WITH MY DAUGHTER, WOULD YOU?
265
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:16,183
NO, SIR. I WOULD NEVER DREAM
OF SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
266
00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:17,484
WELL,
THAT'S GOOD.
267
00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:19,820
THAT'S REAL GOOD, 'CAUSE,
YOU SEE, SHE'S A GOOD GIRL.
268
00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:22,322
SHE DON'T WANT THE LIKES OF YOU
COMING AROUND --
269
00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,091
[ GRUNTS ]
270
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,960
HURRY,
'FORE DADDY WAKES!
271
00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:29,096
WE CAN DO IT, BUT YOU JUST
CAN'T LOOK AT MY PUBIC HAIRS.
272
00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,298
THAT'S COOL, SURE!
ABSOLUTELY!
273
00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,333
MM, BERTHA --
274
00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:34,601
[ HISSING ]
275
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:35,803
OH, NO.
276
00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:38,305
I SAID DON'T BE LOOKIN'
AT MY PUBES!
277
00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:40,708
BUT THOSE ARE ARMPIT HAIRS.
DO YOU CALL THOSE PUBES?
278
00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:42,042
YOU GET THEM
DURING PUBERTY!
279
00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:44,878
WHEN DID YOU
HIT PUBERTY?
RECENTLY.
280
00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:47,180
[ CREAKING ]
BERTHA...
281
00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:49,950
WELCOME BACK, BRO,
WE MISSED YOU.
282
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,219
[ Muffled ]
I GOT LAID.
283
00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:53,821
WHAT?
WHAT'S THAT?
284
00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,655
I GOT LAID,
MAN.
285
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,657
HEY, EVERYBODY,
GARY GOT LAID!
286
00:10:57,691 --> 00:10:59,727
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ LAUGHS ]
287
00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,628
THAT'S MY BOY,
MAN.
288
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,996
[ MOANS ]
289
00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:04,631
I HAVE TO SAY, I SORT OF
EXPECTED THAT TO HAPPEN.
290
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,666
[ YELLO'S "OH YEAH" PLAYS ]
291
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:09,269
* OH YEAH
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