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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,102 --> 00:00:05,005 THERE ARE THESE ABACUS BOXES CALLED COM-PU-TAIRS, 2 00:00:05,039 --> 00:00:07,341 AND THEY ARE FILLED WITH GHOST SPIRITS. 3 00:00:07,375 --> 00:00:12,046 AND PEOPLE HAVE THESE BOXES ON AN INTERCONTINENTAL LINE 4 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:15,183 ON WHICH EVERYONE IS ON THAT LINE, 5 00:00:15,216 --> 00:00:18,386 HENCE "ONLINE" BEING THE VERNACULAR. 6 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:20,421 WE ALL KNOW WHAT SOCIAL MEDIA IS, CALEB, OKAY? 7 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:22,690 WHAT'S YOUR PLAN TO GET MORE EYEBALLS? 8 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:25,093 IN MY DAY, IF WE WANTED EYEBALLS, 9 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:28,929 WE WOULD JUST PLUCK THEM OUT OF LITTLE INDIAN BABIES. 10 00:00:28,962 --> 00:00:30,198 Satan, I could head this up. 11 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:31,865 I died way more recently than Caleb. 12 00:00:31,899 --> 00:00:34,868 MR. VERNON, I'VE BEEN HERE SINCE THE WAR OF NORTHERN AGGRESSION. 13 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:36,204 I HAVE SENIORITY. 14 00:00:36,237 --> 00:00:38,706 I HAVE A PLAN TO GET HIM ONE MILLION FOLLOWERS 15 00:00:38,739 --> 00:00:39,873 BY MONDAY AT 8:00 A.M. 16 00:00:39,907 --> 00:00:42,443 SHUT UP. SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP. 17 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:45,913 BACK IN MY DAY, A GROUPIE DIDN'T FOLLOW YOU WITH A CLICK. 18 00:00:45,946 --> 00:00:49,117 SHE FOLLOWED YOU BACK TO THE HOTEL ROOM AFTER THE SHOW, 19 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:52,620 AND THEN THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD GO VIRAL WAS YOUR DONG 20 00:00:52,653 --> 00:00:53,954 [CHUCKLES] FROM HERPES. 21 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:56,124 [ CHUCKLES ] 22 00:00:56,157 --> 00:00:59,627 SUNSET STRIP, MAN. IT WAS 1983. 23 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:02,430 THE COOLEST LIFE EVER GOT. 24 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:08,502 END OF DISCUSSION! 25 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:13,073 ** 26 00:01:13,107 --> 00:01:15,509 [ HEAVY METAL PLAYING ] 27 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:21,315 GET OUT! GET THE [BLEEP] OUT OF HERE! 28 00:01:21,349 --> 00:01:23,050 I MEANT TO KNOCK LOUDER! I'M SORRY! 29 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,985 GET OUT! NO! NO, NO, WAIT! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 30 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:26,420 HOLD ON. HOLD ON. 31 00:01:26,454 --> 00:01:30,090 [ SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT. YEAH. COME ON IN. 32 00:01:30,124 --> 00:01:31,259 HEY. 33 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:32,660 -EVERYTHING OKAY, B? -YEAH. IT'S GOOD, MAN. 34 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:34,595 COME HERE. I WANT YOU GUYS TO HEAR SOMETHING. 35 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:36,096 [ Distorted voice ] KILL YOURSELF. KILL YOURSELF. 36 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:37,331 KILL YOURSELF. KILL YOURSELF. 37 00:01:37,365 --> 00:01:38,799 KILL YOURSELF. KILL YOURSELF. 38 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:42,270 YEAH. THAT'S ME ON THE MIKE. 39 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:44,071 KID COMMITTED SUICIDE 'CAUSE OF THAT. 40 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,506 WITH A LAWN MOWER. GO FIGURE. 41 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:47,775 YEAH, HE'S STILL KNOCKING AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 42 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:49,943 ANYWAY [CHUCKLES] CRAZY DAYS, MAN. 43 00:01:49,977 --> 00:01:51,812 OH, BYLE! I REMEMBER BYLE. 44 00:01:51,845 --> 00:01:53,947 MY DAD WAS, LIKE, WAY INTO BYLE. 45 00:01:53,981 --> 00:01:56,116 LIKE, WAY MORE THAN HE WAS INTO OL' GARY. 46 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:58,352 GOD, I LOOKED GOOD. LOOK AT THOSE ABS, HUH? 47 00:01:58,386 --> 00:02:01,121 YOU KNOW, I USED TO... YOU KNOW, JUST TO STAY THIN. 48 00:02:01,155 --> 00:02:03,991 YOU LOOKED LIKE A STEVEN TYLER SCARECROW. 49 00:02:04,024 --> 00:02:06,260 WE OWNED L.A. 50 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:09,129 IT WAS 1983, SUNSET STRIP. 51 00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:11,865 BYLE WAS THE MUSIC AND I WAS THEIR MUSE. 52 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:14,302 WE HAD A NON-STOP STREAM OF RUNAWAYS 53 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:17,471 FOLLOWING A TRAIL OF QUAALUDES TO OUR FRONT DOOR. 54 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:20,641 I HAD A HYPODERMIC NEEDLE FULL OF ADRENALINE. 55 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:22,376 HAD ITS OWN HOLSTER. 56 00:02:22,410 --> 00:02:25,379 THEY CALLED ME DR. PARTY, PhD. 57 00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:27,615 PhD STOOD FOR "PARTY HARD, DIPSHIT." 58 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:30,318 WOW. YOU MUST HAVE PARTIED PRETTY HARD, HUH? 59 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:32,853 HARD AS HELL! [ GRUNTS ] 60 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:35,088 [ GRUNTS ] 61 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:37,691 AAH! 62 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:39,993 AH, THROW THIS L.E.D. BULLSHIT LIKE A FRISBEE. 63 00:02:40,027 --> 00:02:41,329 SEE, BACK IN THE OLD DAYS, 64 00:02:41,362 --> 00:02:43,130 THEY WERE BUILT INTO CABINETS, YOU KNOW? 65 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,998 TO MAKE THE POOL WAS AN ACCOMPLISHMENT. 66 00:02:45,032 --> 00:02:46,133 [ HEAVY METAL PLAYING ] 67 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,501 -"IMP IN THE FURNACE!" -OH! 68 00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:50,704 Both: * IMP IN THE FURNACE! 69 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:53,741 * BURNIN' YOUR EPIDERMIS! 70 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:56,544 * IMP IN THE FURNACE! 71 00:02:56,577 --> 00:03:01,181 * WHO'S GONNA BURN US? THE IMP IN THE FURNACE! * 72 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:02,383 YEAH! 73 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:04,352 MY DAD USED TO LISTEN TO THAT SONG ALL THE TIME 74 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:05,886 INSTEAD OF TAKING ME TO SCHOOL. 75 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:07,187 OH, THAT'S IT! 76 00:03:07,221 --> 00:03:08,722 THAT'S WHAT THESE MILLENNIALS NEED -- 77 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:10,824 A SWIFT STEEL-TOED KICK IN THEIR HAIRLESS CROTCHES. 78 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:13,261 THAT'S GONNA BE OUR NEW SOCIAL MEDIA STRATEGY. 79 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:15,195 WE'RE GONNA GET BYLE BACK TOGETHER. 80 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:18,065 UM, BYLE'S STILL TOGETHER. THEY'RE DOING CRUISES NOW. SEE? 81 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:21,902 THE BYLE BARGE? TOLD ME THEY BROKE UP. 82 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:23,371 WHEN I DIED, RAP WAS SORT OF BIG. 83 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:25,273 WE TAKE ONE OF THESE BYLE SONGS AND WE SAMPLE IT. 84 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:27,541 THEN WE HAVE SOME RAPPERS RAP OVER IT. NO, NO, NO, NO. 85 00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:28,909 Rapping: * IMP IN THE FURNACE 86 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:30,110 * WE GOTTA EARN THIS 87 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:31,379 * LOOK AT MY HAIR 88 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:32,880 * YOU KNOW YOU GOT TO PERM THIS * 89 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:34,515 * HEY, EVERYBODY 90 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:35,549 I'LL WORK ON THE LYRICS. 91 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:38,386 I WAS A DEEJAY, NOT A LYRICIST. 92 00:03:38,419 --> 00:03:39,287 [ SNIFFS ] 93 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,389 BUT WE -- IT'S AN OPTION. 94 00:03:41,422 --> 00:03:43,123 ALL RIGHT, MAN. WE'RE GONNA LAY 95 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:45,058 THIS DOUBLE-WIDE RAIL HERE FOR DEAN. 96 00:03:45,092 --> 00:03:47,395 AND CHASE AND BLAZE ARE GONNA WANT TO BLOW 97 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:50,063 THESE SKINNIES UP EACH OTHER'S ASSES, SO, UH... 98 00:03:50,097 --> 00:03:52,433 GOOD. THESE GUYS, MAN, THEY'RE AWESOME. 99 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:54,868 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE GOING DOWN ON THESE GUYS. I'LL TELL YOU. 100 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:56,236 -[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH. -REALLY. 101 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:57,971 IT'LL BE A FUN TIME FOR YOU. A GOOD AFTERNOON. 102 00:03:58,005 --> 00:03:58,972 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 103 00:03:59,006 --> 00:04:00,107 THAT'S THEM. THAT'S THEM. 104 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:01,675 ALL RIGHT, MAN. HERE WE GO. 105 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:05,245 YEAH! THERE THEY ARE! 106 00:04:05,279 --> 00:04:06,547 [ LAUGHS ] DUDES! 107 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:07,748 THERE'S MY BOYS. 108 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:10,918 LOOK AT THIS. YEAH, IT'S BEEN A WHILE, HUH? 109 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:12,420 GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS. 110 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:15,923 OUR MANAGEMENT SAID THIS WAS SOME SORT OF A CORPORATE GIG. 111 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:17,758 UH, HERE'S THE DEAL, FELLAS. 112 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:19,627 MILLENNIALS ARE PUSSIES. 113 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:22,496 THEY'RE NOT GOING TO HELL IN LARGE ENOUGH NUMBERS. 114 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:24,565 SO, BYLE IS GONNA CHANGE ALL THAT. 115 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:27,601 YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HEADLINE THAT THING -- 116 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:29,169 THAT -- THAT US FESTIVAL. 117 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:30,771 WHAT -- WHAT IS IT, CLAUDE? 118 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:32,340 BONNAROO? SOUTH BY? 119 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:36,944 YOU'RE GONNA HEADLINE BONNAROO SOUTH BY, FINAL NIGHT. 120 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:38,278 IT'S HAPPENING! 121 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:40,348 THAT'S TWO DIFFERENT FESTIVALS, NUMB NUTS. 122 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:49,457 CLAUDE, YOU LIED TO ME. 123 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:50,458 OW! 124 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:51,959 NO, NO! 125 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:53,994 AAH! NO. YOU'RE RIGHT. 126 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:55,329 HE'S RIGHT. 127 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:58,832 HE WANTS YOU TO HEADLINE BOTH OF THOSE FESTIVALS. 128 00:04:58,866 --> 00:05:01,602 Gary: FIRST OF ALL, CHASE, THIS DRUM SETUP IS SPARSE. 129 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:05,473 WE NEED LIKE 90 MORE DRUMS ON THIS WITH WATER ON THEM 130 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:07,307 SO WHEN YOU BOP THEM AND YOU BIP THEM, 131 00:05:07,341 --> 00:05:09,343 WATER COMES OUT, AND IT'S LIKE BLUE MAN GROUP. 132 00:05:09,377 --> 00:05:10,944 EVERYONE LIKES BLUE MAN GROUP. 133 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:12,480 AND BLAZE, YOU CANNOT SIT. 134 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:14,615 THEY LET ME SIT ON THE CRUISE. 135 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,817 -IF HE SITS, CAN I SIT? -NO. NO. NO. 136 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:19,487 THE ONLY PERSON WHO GETS TO SIT IS THE DRUMMER. 137 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,155 I CAN'T SIT. I GOT A BAD BACK, MAN. 138 00:05:22,189 --> 00:05:25,393 ALSO, SATAN SPECIFICALLY SAID ONLY RIPPED JEANS. 139 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:26,660 LOOKING AT YOU, RUDY. 140 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:28,462 PRISTINE JEANS. SLASH THEM WITH A RAZOR. 141 00:05:28,496 --> 00:05:30,831 AND DEAN, COULD I GET A SMIDGEN OF YOUR TIME? 142 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:31,999 UH, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 143 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:33,734 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS MICROPHONE STAND? 144 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:36,303 ONE SCARF. IS THAT GONNA CUT THE MUSTARD? 145 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:39,172 LOOK AT THIS POSTER. VELVET IS [BLEEP] HUGE IN IT. 146 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:41,141 YEAH, AND HIS HAIR'S COVERING MY FACE, MAN. 147 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,710 WHO IS VELVET? 148 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:44,144 THE VELVET LURKER. 149 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,680 [ LAUGHS ] WHO DO YOU THINK? 150 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:47,915 THE VELVET LURKER? 151 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:51,251 WE HAD SEVERAL NICKNAMES FOR HIM. 152 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:53,353 STYLE-CRAMPER... 153 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:55,355 COCK-BLOCKER... 154 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:58,025 LORD OF DORKNESS. 155 00:05:58,058 --> 00:06:02,362 EVERY TIME YOU'D TURN AROUND, HE'D BE DOING THAT DORKY DANCE. 156 00:06:02,396 --> 00:06:04,197 HEY, YOU REMEMBER WE USED TO ALWAYS PUT 157 00:06:04,231 --> 00:06:05,599 THAT FOG MACHINE IN HIS FACE? 158 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:08,702 I TOLD HIM RUDY LOST HIS FAVORITE PICK IN THE TOILET, 159 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:10,738 AND THEN HE WENT RIGHT IN FOR IT. 160 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:13,707 AND SOMEHOW HE CAME OUT OF THERE WITH A PICK. 161 00:06:13,741 --> 00:06:15,443 [ LAUGHTER ] 162 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:17,210 WE HAD TO FAKE OUR BREAKUP. 163 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:19,880 IT'S THE ONLY WAY WE COULD GET HIM TO LEAVE. 164 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:23,216 You guys need to start whispering about this stuff. 165 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:25,118 He hears everything. 166 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:26,687 He could be a bee in a room. 167 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,889 He could be me. I could be him. 168 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:30,390 WHAT'S HE GONNA DO? 169 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:33,226 He's gonna rip your brains out through your faces! 170 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:34,728 He did it to me. Twice! 171 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:37,531 On my birthday as a present. 172 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:39,266 All right. Here he comes. 173 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:40,568 I can smell the sulfur. 174 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:42,402 HEY, GUYS. HOW WE DOING, MAN? 175 00:06:42,436 --> 00:06:43,704 SORRY I'M LATE. 176 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:46,106 DEAN, I HAD TO GO TO TWO DIFFERENT PLACES 177 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:47,274 TO GET YOUR SOY LATTE. 178 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:48,742 CLAUDE, MY TECH GUY HERE, 179 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:51,579 WE COOKED UP SOME STUFF IN THE STUDIO LAST NIGHT. 180 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:54,247 WE BACKWARD-MASKED SOME OF YOU MD3s, RIGHT? 181 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:57,084 WE'RE GONNA BACK-- PLAY THEM THE BACKWARD MD3. 182 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:58,986 HOW DO PLAY AN MP3 BACKWARDS? 183 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:02,055 WELL, YOU HAVE TO HAVE PEOPLE DOWNLOAD A PIECE OF SOFTWARE 184 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:04,792 THAT RENDERS THE FILE SO THEN YOU CAN PLAY THE SONG. 185 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:05,926 I'M NOT INTERESTED. 186 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:07,761 -HEY, DEAN, MAN -- -STILL RENDERING. 42%. 187 00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:09,296 DEAN, I GOT DISCO BISCUITS FOR YOU, BROTHER. 188 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:10,464 DON'T GO TOO FAR. 189 00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:12,900 HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON? HERE WE GO. 190 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,335 [ Distorted voice ] * SATAN IS PUSSY... * 191 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:18,171 SATAN IS A PUSSY? 192 00:07:18,205 --> 00:07:20,273 [ LAUGHTER ] 193 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:22,610 YOU THINK THAT'S WHAT IT SAID? 194 00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:24,244 IT KIND OF DOES SOUND LIKE 195 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,113 YOU WERE CALLING YOURSELF A PUSSY. 196 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:27,781 OH, YEAH. NO. RE-CUE IT. RE-CUE IT. 197 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:30,283 WELL, THEN I HAVE TO RENDER IT AGAIN DO THAT. 198 00:07:30,317 --> 00:07:32,319 OKAY. THIS IS WHAT IT SAID. IT SAYS, UH, 199 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:36,456 "SATAN IS PROCEEDING WITH HIS DIABOLICAL PLAN." 200 00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:38,692 * SATAN IS PUSSY... * 201 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:39,627 IT SOUNDS LIKE -- 202 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:40,994 PROCEEDING! IT'S A DIABOLICAL -- 203 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:43,296 WHY DOES MY -- WHY IS MY VOICE SO LOW IN THERE? 204 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:44,498 THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 205 00:07:44,532 --> 00:07:46,133 BECAUSE YOU WERE DISTORTING THE MIKE. 206 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:47,467 THE P's WEREN'T POPPING, S's WERE -- 207 00:07:47,501 --> 00:07:48,869 NO, I UNDERSTAND. OKAY. OKAY, CLAUDE. 208 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:50,504 BUT MAYBE NOW'S THE TIME TO TURN IT UP. 209 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:52,305 I HAVE TO SIDE WITH GARY HERE. IT'S LIKE -- 210 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:54,141 AND I HAVE BAD EARS, AND YOU KNOW THAT 211 00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:56,009 BECAUSE I GREW UP NEXT TO THE AIRPORT. 212 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:57,277 NO, NO. CAN I JUST -- 213 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:58,512 YEAH, SURE, IT'S STILL RENDERING. 214 00:07:58,546 --> 00:08:00,213 * SATAN IS PUSSY... * 215 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:01,815 SATAN IS A PUSSY. 216 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:02,883 [BLEEP] IT! 217 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:06,687 SON OF A... 218 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:12,693 LET'S PLAY THE NEW SONG -- THE ONE WE WROTE FOR SATAN. 219 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:13,694 WHAT? 220 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:14,862 YEAH. 221 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:16,697 BYLE DOING NEW STUFF? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 222 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:17,665 COME ON! 223 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:19,499 IT'S CALLED "THE VELVET LURKER." 224 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:22,402 [ HEAVY METAL PLAYING ] 225 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:24,672 * THE VELVET LURKER 226 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:26,540 -HE'S A -- [ MUSIC STOPS ] 227 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:29,142 WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT! 228 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:31,211 WATCH OUT! EVERYBODY! 229 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:34,247 I SAW A WASP NEAR THE SNARE. 230 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:36,850 Chase: BRO, HOW IS THIS EVEN A CHAIR? 231 00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:38,318 YOU SEE, IT'S CLEAR, RIGHT? 232 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,153 THIS IS SO YOU CAN SIT AND RELAX, 233 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:43,190 AND FROM THE SEATS, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE STANDING. 234 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:44,892 ALL RIGHT. 235 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:46,760 SEE, NOW, MY FEET AREN'T EVEN GONNA TOUCH THE GROUND. 236 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:48,428 LET YOUR NATURAL GRAVITY COAST YOU FORWARD. 237 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:50,030 NO. OH, NOW IT'S GOT MY SCROTUM. GOOD. 238 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:51,732 DEAN, WHAT THE HELL? 239 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:53,867 THERE'S ONLY ONE SONG ON THIS SET LIST, 240 00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:55,168 AND IT'S THE EXACT SAME SONG 241 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:57,037 I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY. 242 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:58,038 [ VOCALIZING ] 243 00:08:58,071 --> 00:08:59,840 LURKER ALERT. 244 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,374 HEY, CLAUDE, GARY, LISTEN. 245 00:09:01,408 --> 00:09:03,410 I GOT TWO DOZEN BLACK ROSES, AND YOU, UH -- 246 00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:05,946 YOU HAND THESE TO THE HOT TALENT OUT THERE, AND YOU SAY, 247 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,915 "BYLE REQUESTS YOUR PRESENCE BACKSTAGE." 248 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:10,050 AND I THINK I SPEAK FOR THE GUYS WHEN I SAY 249 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:12,419 I LIKE THEM SKINNY WITH BIG BREASTS, ALL RIGHT? 250 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:13,621 DUDES, RIGHT? 251 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:14,855 [ CHUCKLES ] GOD, I LOVE THESE GUYS, MAN. 252 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,690 IT'S GONNA BE GREAT! IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. 253 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,125 I'M GONNA GET A TAMBOURINE. 254 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:20,227 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 255 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:23,864 [ GUITAR RIFF PLAYING ] 256 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:28,902 I'D LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS SONG TO SATAN. 257 00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:31,739 [ HEAVY METAL PLAYS ] 258 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:34,975 * THE VELVET LURKER 259 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:37,577 * HE'S A CIRCLE-JERKER 260 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:42,115 * HE'S ALWAYS HANGING OUT AFTER THE SHOW * 261 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:43,717 * KILLING THE VIBE 262 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:48,421 * VELVET LURKER, PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE * 263 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:51,258 * BLOCKING COCKS IS YOUR GAME 264 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:53,794 * YOU'RE SCARING THE TALENT AWAY * 265 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:58,932 * VELVET LURKER, YOU DANCE LIKE A FOOL * 266 00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:05,105 * THE VELVET CLOWN, ALWAYS BRINGING THE ROOM DOWN * 267 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:06,674 [ LAUGHS ] 268 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:09,242 * THE CRIMSON LOOMER 269 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:13,113 * YOU'RE A PARTY TUMOR 270 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:16,616 * WITH THE PRINCE OF DORKNESS BY OUR SIDE * 271 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:21,454 * WE PRACTICALLY HAD TO STAY HIGH * 272 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:24,424 * TO SURVIVE 273 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,660 NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE. 274 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,131 [ SIRENS WAIL ] 275 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:34,267 [ CROWD SCREAMING ] 276 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:37,104 [ COUGHS ] 277 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,305 [ FEEDBACK ] 278 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:41,008 * VELVET LURKER 279 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,876 * HE'S A CIRCLE-JERKER 280 00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:44,311 HEY, SATAN! YOU BUSY? 281 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:45,879 I DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT! 282 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:48,949 THE GIANT SPIDER MONKEY -- IT CAME DOWN, 283 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,451 AND IT BIT OFF RUDY'S FINGERS, 284 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,855 SO HE'S TRYING TO PLAY THE GUITAR WITH THE NUBS, 285 00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:57,457 BUT YOU CAN HEAR IT IN HIS SOLO! 286 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,859 THESE GUYS ARE TIRED! 287 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:05,198 FRANKLY, WE ALL NEED A BREAK FROM HEARING THE SONG! 288 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:07,400 I'M SORRY. WHAT? 289 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:12,472 I THINK THAT BYLE SHOULD TAKE A BREAK! 290 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,974 KEEP IT GOING. ONE MORE. 291 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,342 ALL RIGHT! 292 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,344 WE'RE DOING IT AGAIN. 293 00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:20,180 OH, DEAN IS JUST A SKELETON NOW. 294 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,815 IS THAT ALL RIGHT? 295 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,650 WE'LL MAKE HIS BONES -- 296 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:26,954 MAKE HIS BONES RATTLE AT THE MICROPHONE! 21282

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