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[ GAGS ]
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WHAT THE HELL?
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YOUR EYES SHOULD'VE BEEN
RIPPED OUT HOURS AGO!
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I KNOW, I KNOW. I WAS ABLE
TO CHEW MY LEGS OFF BY MYSELF,
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BUT I-I CAN'T GET MY TEETH
AROUND MY EYES.
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BY YOURSELF?
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WHO'S ON STAKE DUTY?
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YEAH, GARY'S COMPLETELY M.I.A.
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THEY DREDGED THE LAKE
OF LOST SOULS FOR HIM.
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LAGOOOOON...
[ LAUGHS ]
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NOPE. HE'S NOT IN
THE DIARRHEA LAGOON, EITHER.
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I'M TELLING YOU,
I'M WORRIED ABOUT THE GUY.
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[CHUCKLES] HEY, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING BACK THERE?
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EGGS.
[ LAUGHS ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
LAYING EGGS?
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OKAY, THEN.
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WHERE THE HELL IS GARY?
HE NEVER SHOWED UP.
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THIS PLACE
IS GETTING SLACK.
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I DON'T KNOW.
I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.
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WELL, DON'T PISS ON ME.
THAT'S WIDE OPEN OVER THERE.
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I'M SORRY.
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I REALLY CAN'T PISS
UNLESS SOMEONE IS WATCHING.
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[ ALARMS RINGING, BLARING ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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GARY.
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SCHMICKLER83.
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SCHMICKLER83!
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NOTHING.
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[ Nervously ]
MAYBE HIS FILE IS CORRUPT.
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ONLY YOUR BUDDY, GARY?
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ONLY HIS FILES
ARE CORRUPTED?
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YEAH.
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WHY DON'T I BELIEVE YOU,
KAMAL?
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PLEASE, DON'T TURN MY HANDS
INTO DICKS, WHATEVER YOU DO.
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I JUST DON'T WANT --
PLEASE --
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[ FOOSH! ]
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AAH!
[ BLOWING ]
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I TURNED THEM INTO
FLAMING DICKS,
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BUT THE DICKS
ARE BURNING ALREADY.
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AND...I AM DISTRACTED.
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I'M SORRY. THAT --
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THEY SHOULD'VE JUST BEEN
REGULAR DICKS.
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I'M SORRY THEY'RE BURNT.
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I CAN'T...
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WHERE ARE YOU HIDING, YOU
LITTLE HAM-HEADED [BLEEP]
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DEE, DEE, DEE.
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I'VE HAD THE SHERBET,
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I'VE HAD THE CHERRY-CHOCOLATE
CHIP,
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I'VE HAD THE BLACK RASPBERRY,
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I'VE HAD THE RUM RAISIN,
I'VE HAD THE VANILLA,
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I'VE HAD THE CARAMEL SWIRL,
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I'VE HAD THE STRAWBERRY,
PISTACHIO.
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IT'S LIKE THE NUT,
RIGHT?
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DOES IT HAVE ANY NUTS IN IT?
I DON'T REMEMBER.
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YOU'VE BURNED THROUGH
ALL OF OUR SAMPLE SPOONS.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST, UH, RINSE
A COUPLE OF THESE OFF, HUH?
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HOW HARD IS THAT?
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THE SAMPLES ARE FREE,
THOUGH, RIGHT?
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YES.
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SEE, THAT'S WHERE
I GOT YOU LEGALLY.
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PLEASE BEAR WITH ME,
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AND LET ME GET JUST ONE MORE
RUN OF ALL OF THEM.
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[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGING ]
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[ WESTERN-STYLE MUSIC PLAYING ]
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[ BELL DINGS ]
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He's burning that rock.
That rock was already on fire!
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Is that Psyklone?
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And the Thin Twins,
yes.
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I'M GONNA GO
INTRODUCE MYSELF.
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MAN, ARE YOU CRAZY?
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SIT YOUR ASS DOWN.
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GARY'S A GOOD PERSON.
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HE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS.
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IS THAT MY DICK
ON YOUR HAND?
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[ KNOCKS ON DOOR ]
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GEOFF! GARY'S BACK
IN TOW-OW-OW-OW-N.
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THEY CAN'T FIND ME, DUDE,
ALL RIGHT?
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THEY DON'T KNOW THEIR ASS
FROM THEIR ELBOW DOWN THERE.
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AND CHECK IT OUT.
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I --
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LOOK AT THIS.
BOOM!
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JAMMING THEIR RADAR!
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OKAY, GET IN HERE.
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GET IN HERE.
GET IN HERE.
OKAY.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH,
BUDDY.
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GET IN HERE. YEP.
THIS IS SO MUCH FUN.
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HEY, GLENN.
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Gary: I GOT BIBLE PAGES
TAPED TO MY LEGS,
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I PUT GARLIC IN MY SHOES,
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AND I'VE GOT PIE PANS
ON MY FEET
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BECAUSE SATAN
CAN'T SEE THROUGH LEAD.
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ISN'T THAT SUPERMAN?
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SUPERMAN CAN'T SEE
THROUGH LEAD?
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I'M PRETTY SURE THAT
SATAN HAS IT, AS WELL.
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ARE THOSE EVEN LEAD?
IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH.
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LOOK, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT
WE DON'T GET ALONG, RIGHT?
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YEAH.
SO NO ONE'S GONNA COME
LOOKING FOR ME
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IF I'M STAYING WITH
MY STEP-BROTHER...
NO.
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...ON HIS FUTON
IN HIS BASEMENT.
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NO. NO, NO, NO, GARY.
PLEASE, NO, NO.
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HEAR ME OUT.
HEAR ME OUT.
HEAR ME OUT.
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LOOK, LOOK, LOOK,
LOOK, RIGHT?
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POSTCARDS.
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TAKE THIS POSTCARD, PUT IT UP
ON THE FRIDGE, RIGHT?
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IT ALL SAYS
I'M IN HAWAII.
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YEAH, THIS SAYS ATLANTA,
GARY.
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THEY ALL SAY ATLANTA.
I KNOW THAT.
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IT'S 'CAUSE THEY DON'T SELL
HAWAII POSTCARDS IN ATLANTA,
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AND I WENT AND I TOLD THEM,
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"YOU NEED SOMETHING
FROM EVERY STATE,
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BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW
WHERE YOU'RE GONNA BE,
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AND WHERE YOU'RE GONNA NEED
TO TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU ARE AT."
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I'LL HAVE TO SEE
WHAT KAREN THINKS.
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CAN WE MAYBE JUST LEAVE
KAREN OUT OF THIS?
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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I LOVE KAREN.
I LOVE THAT YOU LOVE KAREN.
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AND I LOVE KAREN.
I LOVE KAREN.
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BUT SHE'S KIND OF
A STEAMROLLING BITCH.
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I MEAN --
EXCUSE ME?
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NO, I MEAN SHE'S COOL.
SHE'S COOL.
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SHE'S NEVER BELIEVED IN ME,
BUT SHE'S COOL.
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SHE'S SWEET, IN HER WAY.
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SHE'S VERY MEAN
IN A FUN WAY.
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I CAN'T KEEP LISTENING TO YOU.
I'M SORRY.
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[ Voice breaking ]
GEOFF, I'LL --
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NO.
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GEOFF...
DON'T CRY.
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LIFE GAVE ME A SECOND CHANCE,
ALL RIGHT?
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AND I'M GONNA DO IT
BETTER THIS TIME.
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ARE YOU GONNA
BE RELIGIOUS?
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HUH?
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NOW THAT YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU KNOW
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ABOUT HOW HE DIED
FOR YOUR SINS?
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MAYBE.
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SURE.
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BUT DO YOU REMEMBER
THAT FOOD-CART IDEA I HAD?
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THIS IS MY NEW RELIGION.
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"CHILI-CONE GARY."
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YEAH.
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IS THAT CHILI IN
AN ICE-CREAM CONE?
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FIRST YOU GET THAT CRUNCH,
THEN YOU GET THAT SWEET,
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THEN YOU GET THAT
SAVORY CHILI-POWDER TASTE.
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IT'S GONNA BE
THE NEXT ICE CREAM!
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SCOOP.
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CUP OR CONE?
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JUST GIVE ME THE SCOOP.
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ SQUELCHES ]
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
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BUILD YOUR BRAND.
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[ CELLPHONE RINGTONE PLAYS ]
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YELLO!
CHILI CONE GARY, LLC.
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GARY, LISTEN CAREFULLY --
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Claude?
How did you get this number?
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I JUST GOT THIS PHONE!
You're advertising
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your stupid chili cone idea
everywhere.
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THEY'RE COMING AFTER YOU.
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There's a giant cyclops and two
skeletons with flame throwers.
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So stay there.
I'm coming to help.
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But you need to
disguise yourself.
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AAH!
IT'S AN EYE!
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OOF! GAH!
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Gary? Gary!
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EW! EW! EW!
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[ SAW BUZZING ]
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[ MUMBLING, MOANS ]
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OH, YEAH.
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[ CELLPHONE RINGTONE PLAYS ]
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CHILI CONE GARY, LLC.
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SULTRY WOMAN'S VOICE:
Hi, Gary.
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I'm a local
venture capitalist,
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And your Chili Cone Gary
really captured my imagination.
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YEAH. YES, YEAH.
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I WAS, UH -- YOU KNOW,
I WANTED TO EAT SOME CHILI,
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BUT I DIDN'T HAVE
ANY CRACKERS, RIGHT?
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BUT I DID HAVE A WHOLE SLEEVE
OF ICE-CREAM CONES.
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YEAH, YEAH.
LISTEN, I'M VERY WEALTHY,
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AND I WANT TO BUY
YOUR STUPID IDEA. I DO.
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Just text me your address,
and I'll zip by with $1 million.
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YEAH, YEAH.
OH, OKAY.
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THIS IS THE THING, THOUGH,
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$1 MILLION IS ONLY GONNA GET
YOU 51% IN CHILI CONE.
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'CAUSE LOTS OF FOODS
CAN GO IN CONES.
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You got stews...
OH, YEAH.
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...You got soups.
YEAH.
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YOU COULD PUT CORN
IN A CONE.
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YOU'RE SO SMART.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO
JUST PICK YOUR BRAINS.
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ONE THING IS
NON-NEGOTIABLE.
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I WILL BE DESIGNING
THE T-SHIRTS.
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[ Dial tone ]
HELLO?
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GEOFF, IT'S ME, GARY.
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HOW DO I [Chuckling]
LOO-- OHH...
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GARY!
GET IN HERE!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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HA, HA, HA, HA, HA.
YOU THINK I'M GARY?
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THAT'S INSULTING.
[ LAUGHS ]
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GARY'S IN HAWAII
HAVING A GREAT TIME.
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RIGHT, GEOFF?
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'CAUSE WE GOT ALL
THOSE POSTCARDS THAT YOU PUT UP
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FROM GARY FROM HAWAII, RIGHT?
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LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF.
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UHHH,
I AM GEOFF'S HUMAN FRIEND.
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LET'S GO, GARY.
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I AM READY TO GO,
YES.
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BUT, UH, MAKE SURE,
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I GOT TO GIVE THESE PIE PANS
BACK TO GEOFF,
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'CAUSE THEY BELONG
TO HIM.
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HE OWNS THEM. HERE'S SOME
GARLIC IN YOUR EYE!
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YEAH! TAKE THAT!
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YEAH!
YOU STUPID BITCHES!
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HANG ON, GARY,
I'LL BE THERE IN A SEC.
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AAAAAAH!
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[ CHOMPING ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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[ GARY GROANING ]
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[ GROWLING ]
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YOU'RE REALLY BIG.
AAH!
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[ SCREAMING ]
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Psyklone: [ LAUGHING ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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[ GARY SCREAMING ]
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AAAH!
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AAH!
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[ WHIMPERING ]
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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COME ON! COME ON!
HURRY UP!
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HURRY!
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IT'S YOU!
IT'S YOU, BUDDY!
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THANK GOD YOU CAME!
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BUCKLE UP.
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OH, MAN,
THAT'S A LOT OF BUCKLES.
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BUT GOOD.
I FEEL SAFE.
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OH, THEY'RE COMING, MAN!
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THEY'RE COMING!
JUST GUN IT!
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00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:02,743
GET IT! GUN IT!
237
00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:05,378
NO, WE STILL GOT TO
WAIT ON THEM.
238
00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:07,681
OH, COME ON, MAN!
239
00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:09,717
I'LL TAKE THE MIDDLE.
THERE'S NO ROOM.
THERE'S NO LEG ROOM.
240
00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,919
YOU GUYS NEED SOME MORE ROOM?
YOU GUYS OKAY?
YOU GUYS ALL RIGHT
BACK THERE?
241
00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:14,121
DO YOU MIND INCHING
YOUR SEAT UP A LITTLE BIT?
242
00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,589
I GOT SCIATICA.
243
00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:17,524
HEY, WHY DON'T YOU USE ANOTHER
VOICE IN YOUR REPERTOIRE?
244
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,860
BECAUSE THAT SEXY-WOMAN VOICE
IS GETTING REAL OLD.
245
00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,595
YOU THINK I SOUND LIKE
A WOMAN?
246
00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:23,797
COME ON, NOW,
THAT'S HIS REGULAR VOICE.
247
00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:26,767
GEEZ, GARY,
THAT'S HIS REGULAR VOICE.
248
00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:30,904
AT LEAST I SAID
IT WAS A SEXY VOICE.
249
00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:32,673
SHUT UP, GARY.
250
00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:36,543
OH, HEY.
THERE HE IS.
251
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,279
WELCOME BACK, BUDDY.
I MISSED YOU.
252
00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:42,149
I REALLY LIKE THE BEARD.
253
00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:43,383
REALLY?
254
00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,652
-YEAH.
-I LIKE IT, MAN.
255
00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:48,488
IT'S A REALLY GREAT WAY
TO HIDE A WEAK CHIN.
256
00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:50,891
[ GASPS ] I DON'T THINK
YOU HAVE A WEAK CHIN.
257
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:51,959
MM.
258
00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:55,495
I HAVE IT -- ONE.
I DO. YOU KNOW?
259
00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:57,164
ANYWAY, SATAN,
260
00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:59,767
PSYKLONE AND THE TWINS WERE
HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF TROUBLE.
261
00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,735
OH, PLEASE.
THAT IS NOT
HOW I REMEMBER IT.
262
00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:03,403
I JUST CAME IN AND MANAGED IT
A BIT MORE.
263
00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:04,738
MANAGED MY ASS.
264
00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:06,840
SATAN, I THINK I CAN
TAKE ON A BIGGER ROLE,
265
00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:08,508
DO MORE OF
THE HANDS-ON STUFF.
266
00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:10,343
HM. YEAH, CLAUDE,
I LIKE THAT.
267
00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:12,746
LITTLE MORE HANDS-ON
WITH GARY.
268
00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:17,150
AND A LITTLE MORE
FEETS-ON WITH GARY.
269
00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:18,018
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
270
00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,452
WHAT IS FEETS ON?
271
00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:22,122
Gary: I DIDN'T REALLY
EXPECT HIM TO DO THIS.
272
00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,291
WITH THE, YOU KNOW, PUTTING
THE FINGERTIPS AND TOES,
273
00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:25,693
MERGING THEM.
274
00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:27,360
DID YOU EXPECT HIM TO DO
THIS WHEN HE TOOK HIS SHOES,
275
00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:28,628
HE SAID, "HEY,
TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF"?
276
00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:29,997
YES. JUST PICK UP
THE PACE, OKAY?
277
00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,865
OKAY. YOU KNOW, IT COULD BE,
LIKE, MAD WORSE.
278
00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:33,433
HE COULD DO THAT
"HUMAN CENTIPEDE" THING TO US.
279
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,634
NO! NO, GARY!
280
00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:36,870
SATAN DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT
THE MO-MO-MOVIE.
281
00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:39,707
"HUMAN CENTIPEDE."
WHAT IS THAT?
NO.
282
00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:41,775
OHH, "HUMAN CENTIPEDE."
NO.
283
00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,443
IT'S THIS CRAZY DOCUMENTARY
I SAW...
284
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,178
NO. NO.
...THAT'S GOT
A GERMAN SCIENTIST,
285
00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:47,715
AND HE TAKES THIS ASIAN
AND THESE TWO NAKED CHICKS,
286
00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:50,617
RIGHT, AND HE SEWS UP THEIR
MOUTHS TO THEIR BUTT HOLES,
287
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,519
RIGHT, AND THEN THEY EAT
EACH OTHER'S DOOKIES.
288
00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:54,387
THE THING IS, LIKE,
SCIENTIFICALLY,
289
00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:55,856
YOU COULD EAT SOMEBODY
ELSE'S DOOKIES
290
00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,825
FOR LIKE TWO MONTHS
'CAUSE THERE'S ENOUGH NUTRIENTS.
291
00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:58,859
DOOKIE.
292
00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,794
IT'S PRETTY GOOD.
YOU'LL LIKE IT.
293
00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:03,797
BUTT HOLE TO MOUTH, HUH?
CHECK THAT OUT.
294
00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:06,233
YEAH. OH, NO.
295
00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,068
WE'RE GONNA BE
EATING DOOKIES.
296
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:10,170
WHY DO I HAVE TO GO TO
THE BATHROOM ALL OF A SUDDEN?
297
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:11,739
I WENT.
298
00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:14,574
I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF OUR
DICKS WERE ATTACHED, AND...
299
00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:16,576
THEY ARE.
YEAH.
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