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>> WHAT PART OF "I WANT THOSE
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TESTICLES CRUSHED" DO YOU NOT
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UNDERSTAND?
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AND I WANT IT DONE WITH AN
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ANVIL THIS TIME.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T FIND
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AN ANVIL?
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THEY HAVE THEM IN CARTOONS ALL
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THE TIME.
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JUST GET IT DONE, OR I'M GONNA
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CRUSH YOUR NUTS WITH AN ANVIL.
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AND I'LL BE ABLE TO GET THAT
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SIGNED OFF BY THE BIG GUY.
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DON'T YOU WORRY.
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BY THE WAY, HOW'S YOUR WIFE,
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MAN?
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YEAH, SHE'S GORGEOUS.
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TIG OL' BITTIES.
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HOLD ON ONE SEC.
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GARY, CAN YOU GIVE ME ONE
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MINUTE?
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>> I JUST NEED TO GET ONE MINUTE
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FROM YOU.
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>> GIVE ME ONE MINUTE, BECAUSE
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THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT CALL,
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OKAY?
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I'VE BEEN HAVING THESE WEIRD
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DREAMS RECENTLY.
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UH-HUH.
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NO, IT'S LIKE I'M IN MY HIGH
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SCHOOL, BUT IT'S -- IT IS MY
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HIGH SCHOOL, AND THAT'S THE
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WEIRD THING, 'CAUSE IT'S --
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OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M GONNA RUN.
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OKAY. TALK TO YOU LATER.
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BYE.
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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>> WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
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I'M VERY, VERY BUSY.
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>> OKAY.
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WELL, YOU KNOW HOW SATAN SAYS
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THAT I NEED TO RAMP IT UP A BIT?
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WELL, YOU FOLLOW HOCKEY, RIGHT?
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>> NO.
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>> CHECK IT OUT.
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LOOK AT THIS.
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WHAA!
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YEAH! [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> "HAIL SATIN"?
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YOU MEAN, LIKE, THE MATERIAL?
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>> I TAKE THIS TO THE HOCKEY
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PLAYOFFS.
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CAMERA CUTS TO ME, RIGHT?
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AND I'M LIKE [GRUNTING]
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SHOWING THE SIGN, RIGHT?
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GOT MY SHIRT OFF, RIGHT?
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THEN I BLOW MY BRAINS OUT WITH A
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SHOTGUN.
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START A WHOLE CHAIN OF PEOPLE
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THINKING THAT THAT IS A COOL
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THING TO DO.
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>> GARY...PLEASE.
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UM, DON'T TAKE THIS PERSONALLY.
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BUT NOBODY WANTS TO IMITATE A
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DOUGHY, UGLY...
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DUMB, 33-YEAR-OLD...LOSER.
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IT'S JUST NOT ASPIRATIONAL.
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>> WELL, THE THING IS, IS THAT I
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DON'T THINK I CAN RETURN THIS
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WIG.
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>> GARY, YOU KNOW WHAT DAZZLES?
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BROADWAY...MUSICAL.
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT WE COULD DO IS
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WE COULD TALK TO THOSE "RENT"
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GUYS, 'CAUSE THEY'RE DOWN HERE,
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RIGHT?
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'Cause they died of AIDS.
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I didn't really want to say it
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out loud, 'cause AIDS will come
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find you.
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>> AIDS WON'T...FIND YOU IF YOU
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SAY IT.
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>> IT'S LIKE "NIGHTMARE ON
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ELM STREET."
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>> NO.
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>> FINDS YOU IN YOUR DREAMS.
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AIDS COMES.
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>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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>> Can't go to sleep.
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>> IT'S A DISEASE.
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>> OH, OKAY.
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I THOUGHT IT WAS, LIKE, A BODY
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INSECT.
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>> YOU'RE A [BLEEP] MORON, AND
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YOU'RE ANNOYING ME RIGHT NOW,
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OKAY?
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>> OKAY.
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>> WHAT WE GOT TO DO IS WE GOT
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TO FOCUS.
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NOW, I'VE GOT SOMEBODY --
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>> [ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
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I'M FOCUSING.
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>> LISTEN.
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WE GOT THE HOOKUP TO A
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SUPER-POWERFUL HOLLYWOOD
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SUPERSTAR --
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MISS TIFFANY VAN TRASKELL.
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AND YOU AND HER ARE GONNA WRITE,
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PRODUCE, AND STAGE A PLAY
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HONORING OUR DARK LORD AND
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MASTER.
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>> SO, YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT
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THIS...
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"MUSICAL" IS GONNA OPEN UP ON...
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* BROADWA-A-A-A-A-Y?
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>> NO. DIDN'T SAY THAT.
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>> OH!
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I THINK IT'S WORKING BIG-TIME!
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GETTING SOFT DOWN THERE!
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IT TINGLES!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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>> INTESTILLAX.
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>> IT TINGLES!
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IT DID.
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I AM FROM THE METHOD SCHOOL.
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I TOOK EIGHT INTESTILLAX
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SUPPOSITORIES, BECAUSE ACTING IS
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NOT PRETEND.
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THE VIEWER HAS TO --
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JOSH?
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>> BELIEVE.
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>> BELIEVE!
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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YES, IN THE BACK.
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>> WERE YOU EVER IN ANY MOVIES?
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>> THAT WASN'T REALLY MY TRIP.
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MY BREASTS DID APPEAR IN
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"AEROBICIDE 2," THOUGH I WAS
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TOLD THAT THEY WOULD BE FRAMED
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OUT.
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LOOK -- MY POINT IS...
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IF MAKEUP IS APPLYING FAKE BLOOD
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TO YOUR BREASTS AND YOUR
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BUTTOCKS, YOU CAN BET YOUR
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BOTTOM DOLLAR THAT BOTH OF THOSE
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WILL APPEAR IN THE SHOT.
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[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
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OH, OKAY. THERE'S THE BELL.
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LISTEN. JOSH?
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UH, COULD YOU STAY BACK, PLEASE?
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I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT
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SOMETHING.
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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
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[ SIGHS ]
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>> BOOGETY-BOOGETY!
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>> I SAW YOU CROUCHING IN THE
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BACK.
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>> I SUCK AT THIS!
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>> I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME.
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WHEN I SOLD MY SOUL FOR A CAREER
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IN BASIC CABLE, SATAN PROMISED
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ME A BIG BREAK.
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>> YEAH.
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>> FOR 12 YEARS, PEOPLE HAVE
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YELLED "GETTING SOFT DOWN
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THERE!" AT ME.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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WELL, IT'S CLOSER TO 20, BUT --
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>> OKAY, I'M NOT COMPLAINING.
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IT'S JUST THAT I KNOW THAT I CAN
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DO SO MUCH MORE THAN ADS FOR
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STOOL SOFTENER.
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>> AND THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE BEEN
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CHOSEN TO TAKE SATAN'S LIFE
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STORY TO THE STAGE.
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[ BOTH LAUGH MANIACALLY ]
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>> * DEMON, I AM DREAMIN'
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>> [ Chuckling ] YEAH.
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YOU KNOW -- YOU KNOW --
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ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, I-I ALWAYS
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THOUGHT THAT, LIKE, DEMON AND
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REAMIN' WERE A GOOD RHYME
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SCHEME.
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>> OKAY.
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>> DO YOU KNOW -- GETTING, LIKE,
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REAMED?
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LIKE, UP YOUR ASS?
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YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU GET REAMED BY
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THREE DEMONS -- WHEN IT'S A
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TRIPLE-TEAM REAMIN'?
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* I'M SCREAMIN' FROM MY TRIPLE
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DEMON REAMIN' *
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IT'S -- IT'S A THING.
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I JUST GET REAMED A LOT IN HELL,
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SO IT'S -- I GUESS "WRITE WHAT
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YOU KNOW."
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THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY.
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[ PIANO PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC ]
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>> * DETAILS
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* THE DEVIL IN THE DETAILS
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[ WHIP CRACKING ]
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>> * YOU OVER THERE, MAKE THAT
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FLAME HOTTER *
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>> * MAKE THAT MAN HAVE SEX WITH
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HIS DAUGHTER *
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* DETAILS
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>> * OH, HELL
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IS A HEAVEN TO ME *
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* YES, HELL IS A HEAVEN
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TO ME-E-E-E-E-E-E *
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>> THAT'S GOOD.
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THAT'S REALLY GOOD.
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>> YOU LOOKED REALLY AMAZING IN
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THAT RED LEOTARD TODAY.
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>> BABY, I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA
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BE ABLE TO SNEAK OUT TONIGHT.
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I'VE -- I'VE GOT THAT
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SCIENCE-FAIR PROJECT, AND MOM
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AND DAD KEEP ASKING ME ABOUT ALL
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THAT JEWELRY YOU BOUGHT ME.
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>> FINE. YOU KNOW WHAT?
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JUST STAY HOME.
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BE A LITTLE BOY.
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BECAUSE WHAT I NEED IS A MAN.
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>> OKAY. A-ALL RIGHT. LATER.
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>> OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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JUST [BLEEP] GO!
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>> O-OKAY.
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>> NOW!
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>> I AM. I-I'M GOING.
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>> WA--
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NO, WAIT!
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DO YOU NEED A RIDE?
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WAIT, NO!
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I THINK I'M PREGNANT!
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WHAT THE [BLEEP] ARE YOU LOOKING
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AT?!
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>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
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>> HEY. UH, REHEARSAL, HUH?
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I'M THERE.
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I'M JUST LIKE, "WHERE AM I?
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AM I IN HELL RIGHT NOW," YOU
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KNOW?
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BUT BRIE, I-I THINK SHE'S GOOD.
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BUT WHEN IT COMES TO GETTING
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BURNED BY LAVA --
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I KNOW YOU LIKE BRIE, BUT --
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[ BOTH MOANING ]
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>> OW!
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>> * I, I COMMAND THE LOVE OF
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ALL THE LADIES I SEE *
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* GIRLS, GIRLS DON'T GET ENOUGH
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OF MY STRENGTH AND ABILITY *
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>> COME ON, MAN!
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>> * LIKE AN EAGLE FLYING HIGH,
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PLUCKING FISH FROM THE SEA *
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>> GET OUT OF HERE!
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>> * THEY'RE MINE FOR THE
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TAKING, THEIR HEARTS I'LL BE
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BREAKING WHEN THEY TRUST AND
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LUST FOR ME *
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>> CLAUDE.
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>> GARY.
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>> MY MAN.
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HUG IT OUT WITH ME.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ] FOR REAL.
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AWW.
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YEAH. "DEVIL IN THE DETAILS."
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PREMIERES FRIDAY NIGHT.
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* WHEN THE MOOD IS RIGHT
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>> SATAN IS PUMPED.
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>> YEAH!
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>> THINK YOU CAN COMP US SOME
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TICKETS?
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>> ABSOLUTELY, YEAH.
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YOU WANT, UH, PLUS-ONE?
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PLUS-TWO?
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>> PLUS-202.
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>> [ COUGHS ]
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I'M NOT REALLY SURE IF THE MEDIA
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ROOM CAN HOLD ALL OF THAT.
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DO YOU THINK YOU GUYS CAN, LIKE,
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DOUBLE IT UP?
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>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN -- LIKE, TWO
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TO A SEAT?
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WHAT DOES THAT -- HOW WOULD THAT
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WORK?
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>> IT'S EASY, YOU KNOW?
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YOU SIT ON TOP OF EACH OTHER.
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>> ARE -- WHAT THE [BLEEP] ARE
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YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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>> MAY I ASK WHAT THIS IS?
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>> IT'S MY NEW MUSICAL.
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>> TIFFANY, I-I CANNOT ALLOW YOU
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TO STAGE A SATANIC-THEMED
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MUSICAL IN A -- IN A PUBLIC
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HIGH SCHOOL.
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I-I'M SORRY.
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>> YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I HAVE TO
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SAY, JERRY?
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>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH DOING
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"GREASE"?
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PEOPLE LIKE "GREASE."
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>> OH, I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU
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NONCREATIVES!
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I AM OUT OF HERE, AND YOU CAN
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SUSPEND ME WITH PAY.
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>> OKAY. LET'S DO THAT.
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[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
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>> OKAY!
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TEAM, UH...
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LITTLE CHANGE TO THE PLAYBOOK.
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I AM COACH LINDSAY.
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AND, UH, I AM NOW YOUR DRAMA
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TEACHER.
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NOW, THIS FRIDAY, WE ARE DOING
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"GREASE."
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SO, FOR HOMEWORK, Y'ALL NEED TO
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MEMORIZE THIS DVD.
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>> HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW
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WHO'S PLAYING WHAT CHARACTER?
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>> GOOD EYE. YOU'RE TRAVOLTA.
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YOU'RE THE SLUT.
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YOU'RE THE MOUSY ONE TURNS INTO
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A SLUT AT THE END.
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THE REST OF Y'ALL JUST WORK IT
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OUT AMONGST YOURSELVES.
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YEAH? TEAMWORK! COME ON, NOW!
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[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
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[ DOO-WOP MUSIC PLAYING ]
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>> WHAT KEY ARE WE DOING
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"BEAUTY SCHOOL DROP-OUT" IN?
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>> SWEET PEA, THE ONLY KEY I'M
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CONCERNED WITH IS THE KEY TO THE
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EQUIPMENT CAGE.
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UH, SING AND DANCE AROUND IF
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YOU WANT, BUT, Y'ALL, I'VE GOT A
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HUDDLE-UP WITH MY WIFE AT 9:00,
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SO WE -- Y'ALL DON'T HAVE TO DO
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THE WHOLE THING TONIGHT.
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JUST DO PART OF IT.
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DO THE FUN PART.
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>> OKAY, THIS IS WHAT WE'RE
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GONNA DO.
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YOU'RE GONNA STALL THEM, ALL
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RIGHT?
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MAKE THEM THINK WE'RE DOING
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"GREASE" OR SOMETHING.
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AND THEN -- OH, WE'RE GONNA SHOW
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THEM A SHOW UNLIKE THEY AIN'T
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NEVER SEEN BEFORE!
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>> IS THAT A SHOTGUN?
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>> YEAH. ALL RIGHT.
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NOW, IN ACT THREE, AFTER THE
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RUMBLE THING AT THE BOARDWALK...
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>> MM-HMM.
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>> ...YOU'RE GONNA TAKE THIS
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SHOTGUN, YOU'RE GONNA SAY,
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"SATAN, IT'S ALL FOR YOU!"
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THEN YOU'RE GONNA BLOW YOUR
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BRAINS OUT!
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>> I-I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT.
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>> YES, YOU ARE.
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>> NO, THAT'S NOT IN "GREASE."
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>> YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THIS?
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>> NO. WHO ARE YOU?
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>> [ GROANS ]
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>> ACTION! "GREASE" -- GO!
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[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
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[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ]
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[ FEEDBACK ]
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>> [ GROANS ]
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ALL RIGHT. UM --
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HEY, TINA. HOW ARE YOU?
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JUST GET OUT OF HERE.
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GET OUT OF HERE!
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UH, SATAN, THIS IS ALL FOR YOU!
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HEAVY METAL RULES!
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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YEAH.
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YEAH, YOU GUYS MISSED A WHALE OF
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A SHOW.
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>> IS THAT CLAUDE?
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TELL HIM I SAID HI!
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>> Shh! SHUT UP!
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SHUT UP! COOK!
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I WISH YOU COULD'VE BEEN THERE
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FOR THE THING THAT YOU MADE ME
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WRITE, CHOREOGRAPH, AND REHEARSE
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FOR THREE WEEKS.
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>> SORRY, GUY. DINNER RAN LATE.
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>> I JUST WANTED --
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>> OH!
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[ Laughing ] GOD!
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OH!
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>> NACHO?
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>> YEAH. YEAH.
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THESE ARE GREAT SEATS.
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HOW'D YOU KNOW I LOVE HOCKEY?
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>> HEY, AND CHECK THIS OUT.
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>> HMM?
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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[ CROWD SCREAMING ]
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>> "HAIL STAN"?
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>> GOD, YOU SMELL AWFUL.
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COOKING YOU.
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WHO'S GONNA EAT YOU?
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THAT'S MY QUESTION.
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IT'S GONNA [BLEEP] BE ME, ISN'T
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IT?
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"HERE, GARY.
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HAVE A WHOLE BUNCH OF EDDIE,
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COVERED IN STINKY, OLD JALAPEÑO
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MAYONNAISE AND BIG CHUNKS OF
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BLACK BREAD FROM THE VIKING
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ERA."
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[ SPIT CREAKS ]
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MMM. ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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NOW THAT I'M, LIKE, TALKING
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ABOUT IT -- WITH A GOOD,
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WHOLE-GRAIN MUSTARD.
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[ EXPLOSION ]
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I KNEW WE SHOULD'VE PUT SOME
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ROSEMARY UNDERNEATH YOUR TITS.
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