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Hello? Hello?
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- Hello, Jerry.
- Nana!
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Are you ready to come to the light?
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I'm not sure, where's Pop Pop?
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He's not coming out
to meet you anymore
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because honestly, Jerry,
this is getting annoying.
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It's not my fault!
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My father-in-law asked me
to help him gather data and...
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Not again!
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Okay, run diagnostics.
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Holy shit, this is consistent.
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- This is real.
- What have you done?
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You've got my grandparents
pissed at me!
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They'll forgive you because...
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they're zero-mass fields
of consciousness preserved
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by a paradimensional layer
of infinite energy...
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Morty, there's kind of a heaven.
Kind of.
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I... I mean there definitely is
for a neurotypical like your father.
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His conscious connection
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to a localized cultural model
of infinity functions like a wick
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sucking his little mind straight
towards a source of energy
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strong enough to support
collective projection.
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Great, so there's a heaven.
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Glad you could learn that
by murdering me eight times.
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He's got kind of a point, Rick.
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If you wanna get into heaven,
can't you just stop being an asshole?
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First of all, I don't wanna
"get into" anywhere.
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I wanna tap
this paradimension's energy.
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Secondly, you wouldn't catch me dead
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in Jerry's generic-ass 1980s
concrete and fog machine heaven.
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Well, guess what?
You aren't welcome there!
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You raise a good point, Jerry,
obviously, by accident.
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My intact consciousness
is too atheistic
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to get channeled
to any afterlife worth robbing.
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It's a paradox.
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Unless...
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Morty, pack your parka.
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We're going to Norway.
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Or I can augment your skin
with subdermal heaters...
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I'll pack a parka.
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Infinite energy, Morty.
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You don't even know how
to appreciate that
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because you've never been
in energy debt.
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Fuck you, I've been tired.
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Perfect!
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I'm going to Valhalla, Morty!
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Your grandpa's gonna be
the first Valhallanaut!
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Feel the excitement!
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Getting back will be easy.
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Once the machine turns on
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I'll have set up
the other side of the relay.
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Phoenix protocol initiated.
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Just hit that big red button
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to pull me into this body.
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But how are you getting there?
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{\an5}I... I refuse to kill you again.
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{\an5}I... I'm desensitized, Rick.
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{\an5}I took some kind of test in school
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{\an5}and the counselor
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{\an5}had to call Homeland Security.
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Not your problem, Morty.
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I need to die in glorious battle
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against a mighty enemy.
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That's why I got Bigfoot
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in this Poké Ball.
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Bigfoot is your enemy?
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Well, I doubt he's a fan.
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I stuffed him into a ball.
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I mess with him all the time.
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These Vikings don't have
real tight bylaws, Morty.
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This is basically
their equivalent
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of Native American
burial grounds.
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Bigfoot's dumb enough to attack
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whatever's in front of him.
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And all I gotta do is die.
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What happens to Bigfoot after?
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{\an5}Morty, Bigfoot is a B story.
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{\an5}The A story is he kills me
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and you hit the button. Got it?
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Got it.
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Alright, let's do this!
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Oh, snap,
I... I did it!
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Valhalla baby! I'm Dead Rick!
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Oh, shit, I'm dead Rick.
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Welcome to Valhalla, brother.
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We thought all Vikings
had perished.
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Nope. I was...
I was a straggler.
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How's it work here again?
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We fight! We die!
We feast!
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And then we fight again!
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Cheers everybody, cheers!
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So, is there a time window
between battles
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where a guy could go off and,
I don't know, gather resources?
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Yes, now you'll receive your armor.
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Knock-knock.
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You're a new arrival.
What do you require?
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Honestly, I... I'd love
to take most of your tools.
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I'd planned on starting from scratch
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but you're, like,
way past the Iron Age here.
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Saves me a lot of time.
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I make only the finest for Valhalla.
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Beautiful hammer.
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So, in Valhalla, what happens
when we get knocked out?
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- Then we're just knocked out.
- Cool.
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Is that a thing Vikings love?
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Oh, god, brutal.
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Wait, what?
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Bigfoot, do you have religion?
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You... understand me, don't you?
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Does Rick do this
to you all the time?
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He messes with me too.
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Easy there, big guy. Easy.
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Oh, shit!
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Look at this little one.
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You must be made of piss
and dragon balls
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to reach Valhalla at your age.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah... man.
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Dragon Balls all day.
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Hey, have you seen
an old skinny guy around here?
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Of course!
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But wait, where did that guy go?
He should have his armor by now.
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What in the mighty
whale's wooden cock?
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The old man! He's some kind of witch!
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A friend of yours?
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What? Why would I be friends
with a witch?
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I was just asking.
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Well, that's really offensive, man.
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What is this, Judgmenthalla?
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I don't know until I ask, alright?
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Somebody around here
gonna make me some pants
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or do I have to call
the feds on this place?
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Surrender, witch!
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Easy, guys.
This was all a test and you passed.
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- I'm actually Odin.
- Odin?
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Yep, Thor's father,
Spider-Man's uncle, et cetera.
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I came here to do, like,
an undercover boss thing
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making sure Valhalla's running smooth
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which it is, and as your reward
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I'm assembling this majestic
transdimensional energy relay
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which none of you should ever touch
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or it'll make your goats
have hemorrhoids, understood?
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And you need nothing from us?
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I'm only here a few hours
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but since you're asking,
I'd kill for a beer and a sandwich.
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Beef, cheese, no onions,
is someone writing this down?
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Ow, my balls!
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Morty? Why are you here?
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You are friends with the witch!
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What the fuck, Morty?
You're my ride home!
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Bigfoot killed me!
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He killed you, he killed me,
and he was going to kill your clone.
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Oh, no... Morty, no!
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I... I opened the cage.
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Bigfoot was burying your body.
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- He was mourning you.
- He does that.
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Morty, any big idiot can pretend
to believe in the afterlife.
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That's why we're dealing
with these fucking guys.
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They're just Norwegian Bigfoots.
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Jesus Christ,
run this cable over there.
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We don't have much time.
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Hull breach imminent.
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Initiating survival protocol.
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We'll take it from here.
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And who are you?
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CIA? Interpol?
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We work for the man upstairs.
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Hello, Bigfoot.
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I'm the Pope.
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I'm sure you don't know
what that means.
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Which is why I've been
so eager to acquire you.
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The Church, you see, has many enemies
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but also many rules.
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We can't kill.
We can't command a man to kill.
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But you are not a man.
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You are a thinking beast
from outside God's domain
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which will make you
the Vatican's greatest weapon.
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Your Holiness, he is wild.
He can't be controlled.
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But we know what he wants.
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Yes, my child. Yes.
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You will have your naked imbecile.
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But first, you will work for me.
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Morty! Heads up! Incoming wave.
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Clear!
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They're sending more every time.
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It's fine. I'll upgrade
the turret's rate of fire
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but I need to finish this relay.
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You need to figure out
how to get us back to life!
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Without my infinite energy?
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I... I don't think you're thinking
this through, Morty.
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If we manage to get home,
we don't get another shot at this.
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You think the next time these idiots
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see a naked man on the battlefield,
they're gonna give him a beer?
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So you'd rather stay dead
until you win than live as a loser?
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Maybe you belong here
with these idiots.
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Yeah, I could probably teach them
how to hit a red button!
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I said I was sorry.
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And I said, keep killing them
while I finish the relay.
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And I will get us back home. Okay?
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Okay.
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Okay, I'm done here.
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- Ready to get back to living?
- Yeah, but how?
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Morty, infinite energy
means infinite energy.
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All I have to do is pull a lever
to send us back home into new bodies.
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Then voila,
no more need for crystals.
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But the second we turn our back
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those guys are just going
to trash this place.
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Oh, Morty. Ye of little faith.
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Do we even need to attack him?
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I told you I was Odin,
you faithless heretics!
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And I'll keep blowing you up
in this pit forever
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unless you follow these commandments.
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Spider-Man?
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There's ten of them
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but they basically revolve around
not going near the energy relay.
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Is anybody going to go
near the energy relay?
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Okay. You have pleased me.
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I'll get you guys
some kind of a ladder.
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Target is in sight.
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Excellent. Release the bait.
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I just love worshipping
the devil with you guys.
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Who are you?
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Only the Pope wants to kill us
but he can't kill...
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Yes. Very good.
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But we can do even better.
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You work for the Vatican!
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Our enemies are your enemies!
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Yes! Yes!
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Here, my sweet.
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This will help you communicate.
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I traded a Predator
three muskets for it.
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So it is their currency?
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Give me what you promised.
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Yes, child, you've earned it.
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Alright, Morty, wanna grab
a mead for the road?
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- Nah, I'm good.
- Then, here we go!
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Man, I take back everything bad
I said about clone vats.
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There's a method
to the madness, Morty.
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And now, infinite energy, baby!
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What the?
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Someone's hacking into the Earth
bound side of my relay, Morty.
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Pretty crazy. Whoever's doing this
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would have to be a spiritual leader
with limitless resources.
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In fact, I guess
there's only really one...
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You're fucked.
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- Fuck.
- It is over.
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My torment ends now.
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What the hell? Are you seriously
working for the Pope?
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The Pope saw my potential.
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Prepare to be crushed by Bigfoot.
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Don't worry, Morty.
I've got this under control.
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Jesus Christ, Rick, just apologize.
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You assumed Bigfoot was dumb.
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- Which was dumb of you.
- You're right, Morty.
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Underestimating people
only gives them the high ground.
255
00:13:51,192 --> 00:13:53,027
Admit why you bullied me.
256
00:13:53,111 --> 00:13:55,613
Because I thought
it was funny that you were stupid.
257
00:13:55,697 --> 00:13:58,741
People are intelligent
in different ways.
258
00:13:58,824 --> 00:14:00,951
I know, I know.
I... I'm clearly stupid
259
00:14:01,035 --> 00:14:02,703
at knowing
when other people are smart.
260
00:14:04,705 --> 00:14:06,998
Listen, I know
you can't tap your gauntlet
261
00:14:07,082 --> 00:14:08,917
but I'll take a guess
at what you're saying.
262
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,377
You hate me because I tortured you
to get what I want.
263
00:14:11,961 --> 00:14:14,547
- Rick!
- But I only used you to kill myself!
264
00:14:14,630 --> 00:14:16,799
How many people have you
killed for the Pope?
265
00:14:18,175 --> 00:14:20,052
Help me stop him
and I'll make it right.
266
00:14:20,803 --> 00:14:22,512
For starters, here.
267
00:14:22,846 --> 00:14:24,556
Ow, that hurt.
268
00:14:25,015 --> 00:14:26,933
- Wait a second.
- Yeah, hands-free.
269
00:14:27,016 --> 00:14:28,518
Also upgraded that voice.
270
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:33,147
Thank you. In a world
where time actually is money...
271
00:14:33,230 --> 00:14:34,565
Ooh, I... I think I know this movie.
272
00:14:34,648 --> 00:14:36,567
You guys can do this bit
at the Vatican, let's go.
273
00:14:38,610 --> 00:14:39,861
Oh, hey, Bigfoot.
274
00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:41,029
Whatcha got back there, eh?
275
00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:42,489
Rick and Morty.
276
00:14:44,074 --> 00:14:45,825
Dead for Pope.
277
00:14:45,909 --> 00:14:47,368
Aye, that's them.
278
00:14:48,661 --> 00:14:50,162
Alright, last thing
279
00:14:50,246 --> 00:14:53,624
I just gotta take a sharp stick
and stab them both.
280
00:14:53,999 --> 00:14:55,459
That's just the rules.
281
00:14:59,796 --> 00:15:01,840
Sorry, Morty,
so much for the quiet way.
282
00:15:01,923 --> 00:15:03,258
I appreciate that we tried.
283
00:15:03,341 --> 00:15:04,509
It's a fucked-up rule.
284
00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:14,393
Pope!
285
00:15:17,562 --> 00:15:19,731
It's over, the Pope, we got you.
286
00:15:24,443 --> 00:15:25,903
See, this is why religion sucks.
287
00:15:25,986 --> 00:15:29,156
Infinite energy and the Pope
uses it to levitate like Criss Angel.
288
00:15:32,576 --> 00:15:34,828
Alright, wow,
not how I saw that going.
289
00:15:35,203 --> 00:15:36,788
I guess getting killed by the energy
290
00:15:36,871 --> 00:15:38,748
sent us up the conduit to its source.
291
00:15:39,540 --> 00:15:40,875
Hey, guys.
292
00:15:40,958 --> 00:15:42,793
- Oh, fuck!
- No, no.
293
00:15:42,877 --> 00:15:44,795
Just need some clothes and horses.
294
00:15:45,170 --> 00:15:46,380
Maybe not for Bigfoot.
295
00:15:46,547 --> 00:15:48,090
Unless he wants clothes?
296
00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:53,470
Excuse me, Lord Odin.
297
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:54,804
Is this a test?
298
00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:57,014
Yup, yup, you passed!
299
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,732
Feet so small.
300
00:16:06,815 --> 00:16:08,233
Why is he in a clone of Summer?
301
00:16:08,316 --> 00:16:10,902
Statistically speaking,
she's the third most likely to die.
302
00:16:10,985 --> 00:16:12,987
Alright, let's kill
that son of a bitch.
303
00:16:13,071 --> 00:16:14,947
Hold on, I can see
where this is going.
304
00:16:23,705 --> 00:16:26,416
Pope!
305
00:16:50,855 --> 00:16:51,897
I gotta admit, Morty.
306
00:16:51,981 --> 00:16:54,316
I didn't really fight that time.
I wanted to make sure this worked.
307
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,859
Handsome.
308
00:16:55,943 --> 00:16:57,402
Yeah, you like that? Bigger feet.
309
00:16:57,486 --> 00:16:59,029
Even gave your brain
a little more lobe.
310
00:16:59,112 --> 00:17:01,156
Thank you! Me love it.
311
00:17:01,239 --> 00:17:02,282
- Me...
- Dial it back.
312
00:17:02,365 --> 00:17:03,950
You don't wanna
come across like a muppet.
313
00:17:08,496 --> 00:17:10,581
Pope!
314
00:17:21,466 --> 00:17:23,468
Maybe we just portal right up
close to the guy
315
00:17:23,551 --> 00:17:24,969
instead of doing
the guards every time.
316
00:17:25,553 --> 00:17:26,595
Yeah...
317
00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:38,398
Maybe bigger chin?
318
00:17:38,481 --> 00:17:39,857
Look at this.
He's fucking giving notes.
319
00:17:39,941 --> 00:17:42,693
Bigfoot, come on, we need you
to put a little more fight in.
320
00:17:42,777 --> 00:17:45,404
If need help,
Bigfoot do know some guys.
321
00:17:45,488 --> 00:17:48,699
Pope has other monsters captive.
322
00:17:49,324 --> 00:17:51,076
Man, you guys really don't quit.
323
00:17:51,159 --> 00:17:52,536
I can do this all day.
324
00:17:52,619 --> 00:17:54,537
Yeah, but these guys can do it...
325
00:17:55,914 --> 00:17:57,248
All night!
326
00:18:06,924 --> 00:18:08,842
Big anti-climax.
327
00:18:09,342 --> 00:18:10,677
Mummy, you look good!
328
00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:13,138
This afterlife smells like beer.
329
00:18:13,221 --> 00:18:15,264
I guess this is what
infinite energy looks like.
330
00:18:15,348 --> 00:18:17,058
Fuck. Really wish we had time
331
00:18:17,141 --> 00:18:19,435
to unpack all of Frankenstein's
parts making it here.
332
00:18:19,518 --> 00:18:21,228
Bigfoot, take these guys up
to the relay
333
00:18:21,312 --> 00:18:22,438
and prepare for a siege.
334
00:18:22,521 --> 00:18:23,730
What are you gonna do, Rick?
335
00:18:23,814 --> 00:18:25,982
Listen, I'm not really your god.
336
00:18:26,066 --> 00:18:28,193
Just an old man who wanted
to cheat your system.
337
00:18:28,276 --> 00:18:29,903
Guys like me think
we can run the joint
338
00:18:29,986 --> 00:18:31,279
because everyone is so dumb.
339
00:18:31,362 --> 00:18:32,655
But it's a dumb universe.
340
00:18:32,739 --> 00:18:35,032
I work for you,
the customer's always right.
341
00:18:35,491 --> 00:18:37,159
Give me ten Viking minutes
after we leave
342
00:18:37,243 --> 00:18:39,453
and then pull the plug
on that windmill we made over there.
343
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,414
And this isn't a trick?
344
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:43,999
Is your mother's pussy a trick?
345
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,208
- Hey!
- Kick his ass!
346
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:46,376
Go, Morty, go!
347
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,503
Why the hell did you do that?
348
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:50,963
The only way to end this
is by turning off the power, Morty!
349
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,131
But we have to get home!
350
00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:53,591
That's what these guys are for!
351
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,801
Monsters, hold the line!
352
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:57,094
Everyone but Bigfoot!
353
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,350
That wasn't them leaving, right?
354
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:05,643
No vay. That vould be cold-blooded.
355
00:19:06,686 --> 00:19:09,355
Pope!
356
00:19:09,981 --> 00:19:11,399
Who do you bring this time?
357
00:19:11,482 --> 00:19:13,484
The Harlem Globetrotters?
358
00:19:13,567 --> 00:19:14,818
Huh, that's actually a good pitch.
359
00:19:14,902 --> 00:19:16,111
It's over for you, Pope!
360
00:19:16,195 --> 00:19:18,488
Time to atone for your sins.
361
00:19:18,572 --> 00:19:21,157
Bigfoot, you were God's
greatest assassin.
362
00:19:21,241 --> 00:19:22,492
Now look at you.
363
00:19:22,575 --> 00:19:24,327
Hairless. With normal feet.
364
00:19:24,410 --> 00:19:25,536
Yes!
365
00:19:26,579 --> 00:19:28,831
Rick, the energy relay's still up!
366
00:19:28,914 --> 00:19:31,333
Shit, was really counting
on those monsters to lose faster.
367
00:19:33,460 --> 00:19:35,712
That's more like it.
Pour one out for the Wolfman.
368
00:19:35,796 --> 00:19:37,130
I don't understand.
369
00:19:37,214 --> 00:19:38,256
Ya know what they say
370
00:19:38,340 --> 00:19:40,592
when God closes
an infinite energy relay.
371
00:19:40,675 --> 00:19:42,093
No!
372
00:19:42,176 --> 00:19:43,719
God damn!
373
00:19:52,352 --> 00:19:54,688
Alright, I'm just gonna say it
so nobody else has to say it.
374
00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:56,147
Popey ball.
375
00:19:56,231 --> 00:19:57,815
- There.
- Okay.
376
00:19:57,899 --> 00:19:59,734
If I didn't say anything,
someone was gonna be like
377
00:19:59,817 --> 00:20:01,736
"You missed Popey ball,
it was right there."
378
00:20:02,111 --> 00:20:04,655
I thought about not using
a Poké Ball because of that
379
00:20:04,738 --> 00:20:06,865
and it's just the right tool
for the right job.
380
00:20:06,949 --> 00:20:08,742
What, am I supposed to not use it
381
00:20:08,825 --> 00:20:10,160
and shoot the Pope in the head?
382
00:20:11,286 --> 00:20:12,329
I was gonna say it.
383
00:20:14,497 --> 00:20:16,749
Wait, why are we at the woods?
384
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:19,043
Time to go on home, big fella.
385
00:20:19,126 --> 00:20:21,087
Oh, okay.
386
00:20:21,170 --> 00:20:22,713
You're free. Just go!
387
00:20:22,796 --> 00:20:24,006
You guys are being weird.
388
00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:25,549
Stop making this so hard for us!
389
00:20:25,632 --> 00:20:27,968
Go on, why can't you go back
where you came from?
390
00:20:28,635 --> 00:20:31,137
You don't have to throw things
at me to say goodbye.
391
00:20:31,221 --> 00:20:32,263
Just go!
392
00:20:32,347 --> 00:20:33,806
I'm not an animal anymore.
393
00:20:33,890 --> 00:20:37,518
I... I was hoping
I could... I could get a job and...
394
00:20:38,185 --> 00:20:39,728
- Go on! Git!
- Get out of here!
395
00:20:39,812 --> 00:20:41,855
Okay. I'm going, okay?
396
00:20:42,648 --> 00:20:44,274
Stop throwing things!
397
00:20:44,691 --> 00:20:46,067
- Go!
- Okay, I'm leaving.
398
00:20:46,151 --> 00:20:48,028
- Get out of here!
- Go on, get!
399
00:21:40,116 --> 00:21:41,910
What kind of sick sons of bitches...
400
00:21:41,993 --> 00:21:44,537
- These things are trained to fight.
- I don't wanna hear it, Henderson.
401
00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:46,580
What... what year is it?
402
00:21:46,664 --> 00:21:47,832
Who's the Pope?
403
00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:48,999
Shit if I know.
404
00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:50,167
Lemme check.
405
00:21:51,168 --> 00:21:52,544
This guy, apparently.
406
00:21:53,837 --> 00:21:57,132
No!
407
00:22:07,583 --> 00:22:15,924
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