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ANNOUNCER: The Assassination
of Gianni Versace.
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Premieres Wednesday,
January 17 on FX.
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FXX presents You're the Worst.
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*
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Jimmy?
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Jimmy?
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(sobbing)
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*
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Hello, you.
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Where are you going?
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I thought you were gone.
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-I was.
-I thought you left.
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I did. To get us...
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Oh.
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No, no, no, no, no. I just...
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I just went to get provisions.
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But I could see
how you'd think, you know,
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given history...
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But no, silly, I'm here.
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So, I was thinking maybe later
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we could go for a ride
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and revisit
some of our favorite activities.
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Get Chinese food,
hit the movies.
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Secret pinball arcade.
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Maybe some micheladas
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and "you dropped something"
in the park.
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Were you crying?
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-I want to go.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What?
I-I didn't leave this time.
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Gretchen, I didn't leave.
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Just got pain au chocolat.
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Exactly.
You can't even get breakfast
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without me thinking
that you've bailed again.
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I have spent my entire life
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pretending that all this
is a force field
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that stops things
from penetrating.
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But no one chooses me, Jimmy!
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Not in the end.
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In the end,
no one ever fights for me.
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So, because I went
to get croissants
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filled with goddamn chocolate
for you
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and was gonna lay in bed
with you,
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eating chocolate for breakfast
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because I wanted you to wake up
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to something special
and delicious,
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and still you lay this shit
at my feet?
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Make sure you want to go here.
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I have apologized!
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I've waited.
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I've sat idly by
while you did whatever
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because you were wronged by me.
True.
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But this goddamn vacillation,
Gretchen.
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Enough is enough.
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I didn't do anything this time.
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Yep. You're right.
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You win.
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See, Jimmy?
You don't really need me.
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Why don't you go do
all that fun stuff without me.
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Deep down, I think you like
being alone more, anyway.
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Yep, you're right. Maybe I do.
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* I'm gonna leave you anyway
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* I'm gonna leave you
anyway *
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* Gonna leave you anyway.
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-DUTCH: Oh, yeah, yeah.
-MAX: Oh, I get it.
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-Really? -I mean,
if those speakers cost 20 Gs,
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they better look so hot,
I want to stick my dick in 'em.
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-Yeah.
-(chuckles)
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But, like, respectfully.
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So, you can
put your dick in them.
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See, I knew those guys
at Guitar Center
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had no right to kick me out.
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-Maximus.
-E-dawg.
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We're doing nicknames now?
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If so, I call Dutch Oven.
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Wait. No. Can I change mine?
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Sorry I missed your calls
last night.
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Got stuck on Skype
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with a buddy
who's going through a thing.
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Was it Brent? (gasps)
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Did something happen
with Snoober?
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Did they run out of snow?
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Nah, it's... Different guy.
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Um...
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did you talk to Doug?
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Yeah, such a bummer
that he split us up.
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Bosses, right?
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This is just like that movie
Horrible Bosses:
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very disappointing.
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(laughs) Hey, so, tonight,
you want to check out
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Pharrell's sneaker pop-up?
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It's in this Mexican church that
used to be a crepe restaurant.
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Doug has me on a crazy deadline.
I'm probs here all night.
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-(sighs)
-All right, Edgar.
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Cool beans. Stay frosty.
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-Yeah.
-Look at this one.
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-Let's do it.
-20 thou?
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Click your dick in it.
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LINDSAY:
Oh, no.
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You have dead face.
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Ooh, do not sit on this couch!
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Or you'll never get up.
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Baby booze.
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You bone a pilot again?
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I slept with Jimmy last night.
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What?! So, what does this mean?
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Are you with Boone,
or are you with Jimmy?
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Gretchen, you have to stop this.
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Sleeping with more
than one person is wrong.
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(both laugh)
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Oh, so, what are you gonna do?
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Oh, who knows
what's gonna happen?
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We'll just have to see
what the universe sends my way.
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"The universe"?
Who are you, Stephen Hawking?
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(claps)
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Anyway, you can't just let
things happen to you.
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(phone buzzes and chimes)
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Ha! Olivia just texted me
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it's taco night.
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I guess the universe
just brought me tacos.
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Boone's daughter texts you?
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Yeah, all the time.
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Look, she dressed her Bitmoji up
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to look like me. Little dummy.
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This is why
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you actually need
to make up your mind.
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Don't you see?
You're her La Bamba.
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That hunky dillhole
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broke my dumb little heart
making me think
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he was gonna be my forever papa.
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He promised to teach me
how to swim and then, boom.
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He just disappeared,
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and I had to learn
by watching the dog.
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Is that why you shake every time
you get out of the pool?
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Gretchen,
you have to break up with Boone
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before you mess up Olivia.
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This is not like
all the other guys you've boned.
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We're talking about
a little girl's life here.
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Stop worrying about a kid
you met for 30 seconds
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and think about me,
your best friend,
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and how maybe I deserve this
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after a lifetime of being
everyone's "hit it and quit it."
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I don't know
what's gonna happen with Boone
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or his daughter or his cat
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or his goddamn goldfish,
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but, for once, Gretchen
is putting herself first.
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So, I'm telling you,
back the hell off.
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"For once"?
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Oh, excuse me.
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You dropped something.
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(chuckles)
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Oh, you dropped something.
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-(panting): I did? -Yeah.
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It's, uh... it's, uh,
it's right back there.
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-(laughs)
-What was it?
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-What? -What did I drop?
What did it look like?
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It was... bluish.
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-Did I actually drop something?
-Yes.
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No. It's just
a funny joke that...
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It's funny to stop people
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who are actually exercising,
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trying to elongate their lives
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so they can stick around
for their families
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and the people who need them?
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And you sit here drinking
in the middle of the day
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and you lie to them!
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That's funny to you?!
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Yes.
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You dropped something.
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-Oh. Okay.
-(chuckles) Pick it up.
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But I don't want it anymore.
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Pick it up!
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-Now run.
-Huh? What?
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(Jimmy whimpers)
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Okay, so, "pedo" means "fart."
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And "pedo mojad means
"fart with sauce."
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Now, "Tu madre es una puta"
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means, uh...
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Well, it means that your mother
works at night.
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¿Tu madre es una puta?
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You got it.
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(knocking on door)
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LINDSAY:
Hello?
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Hello. It's me, Lindsay.
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(laughing):
Taco night!
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I'm so excited.
I brought "Patron"
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and some limes for margaritas.
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-Lindsay, I didn't know you
were coming. -LINDSAY: What?
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I'm morgue-ified. Gretchen, you
forgot you invited me, you spaz.
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No sweat.
I'll just set another plate.
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(whispering):
What the hell are you doing?
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Making sure you don't
ruin this kid.
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It's bad enough
she's so not cute.
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She doesn't need
some selfish adult
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giving her abandonment issues
on top of everything else.
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I'm gonna set you on fire.
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Try it, short-round.
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Want Auntie Lindsay to show you
how to do your hair
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to minimize...
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-help your face?
-Okay.
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Tacos are ready. Let's chow.
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Shit, yeah! Hard shells.
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-WOMAN: Bye, Max.
-See ya. -Later.
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Mmm.
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-* Ladies and gentlemen *
-* Yeah
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* One thousand
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* Biz busy on the boards
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* Mm-hmm
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* Nah, they tired of waitin,'
they say *
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* Crae, you sold your soul, man,
your soul, man *
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* For real? Who bought it?
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* Let the Spirit
take control, man *
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* Control, man, control, man
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* I don't go nowhere
without Him *
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* They scared that I'm-a cause
these babies to stumble *
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* They scared that my integrity
is gon' crumble *
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* Appreciate the prayers,
but all that pressure *
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* Either gon' make you humble
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* Or make you hang out on
the sidelines *
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* And fear you gon' fumble,
put me in, coach *
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* Ain't out here flexin' for
nobody, I was born to do it *
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* God don't make mistakes
and say I'm sorry *
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* He ain't never dropped
the ball *
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* I don't never plan to fumble
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* Catch me runnin'
with them lions *
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* Reggie Bushin'
in the jungle... *
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(indistinct chatter
and laughing)
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*
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DUTCH:
Mmm.
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Mmm. Mm-hmm.
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Bro.
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-What are you doing here?
-Don't "bro" me.
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Why are you feeding ravioli
to Dutch?
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Oh, actually,
just one is a raviolo.
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I know that! Why would you think
I don't know that?
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I thought you were
working all night.
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I am.
Dutch and I are researching
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a cooking class sketch for Doug.
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Nothing funny has happened yet,
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but that couple over there
is clearly here
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as a Hail Mary
before their divorce.
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Look, Doug wanted me to keep
this on the DL,
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but he asked me to mentor Dutch.
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He's a terrible receptionist,
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but Doug's too nice
to fire anyone,
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so he wants to transition him
into being a writer.
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So...
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you and Dutch aren't just
hanging out for fun?
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Come on, like I'd hang out
with this doof?
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Ha. Yeah.
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Wait, what?
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Okay, well, um... Hey, you want
to kick it tomorrow?
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Bringing Dutch up to speed is
gonna be an all-consuming task.
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I won't be able to hang
for a while.
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But I know Doug.
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Pretty soon
he'll get distracted.
256
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,284
He'll start his training
for the U.S. Archery Team
257
00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,552
or writing his column
for Mother Jones,
258
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,221
and we'll be back together.
259
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,023
Okay, yeah.
260
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,325
-Sorry for being weird.
-It's okay.
261
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:08,461
DUTCH:
Okay, new theory:
262
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:10,030
That's actually his mistress.
263
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,532
See how he's got a ring on
but she doesn't?
264
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,134
Oh, shit.
265
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,769
Little Dutch Boy strikes again.
266
00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:18,105
Yes. Great nickname.
267
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,140
Yeah.
268
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:29,783
-(indistinct shouting in movie)
-Ah. Come on.
269
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,056
That is ridiculous.
270
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,391
Why would the robot
play football?
271
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:41,061
Tackling a human would violate
the first law of robotics.
272
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,296
-Shh.
-Oh, d...
273
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:46,499
-J...
-(woman sighs)
274
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:49,469
Sorry.
275
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,504
(shouting in movie)
276
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,578
So, when I first moved to L.A.,
277
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,281
this dude told me
that the Griffith Observatory
278
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,749
was Alex Trebek's house.
279
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,085
-Mm.
-I believed him for years.
280
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,820
I can't tell you
how many people I told,
281
00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:08,822
-"That's Alex Trebek's house."
-GRETCHEN: Trebek sucks.
282
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:11,124
Pat and Vanna forever.
283
00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:13,760
You love Wheel, don't you, Liv?
284
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,628
Always select the "T" first.
285
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:18,265
The most commonly used letters
spell out "eat irons."
286
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,500
Solve the puzzle as soon
as you know it,
287
00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:23,170
and spinning for extra thousands
isn't worth the risk.
288
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:25,538
-Good girl.
-All right, girlie.
289
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:26,773
Bedtime for Bonzo.
290
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,575
Ten more minutes.
291
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:33,113
Fine.
292
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,682
All right, I have to oversee
this bedtime situation,
293
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:38,818
or she'll sit on the toilet and
read till her butt falls off.
294
00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:42,722
-(whispering): Nerd. -Lindsay,
I'm so glad you came over.
295
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,391
-You can really house
some tacos. -Thanks.
296
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,326
I taught myself how to breathe
through my nose
297
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,695
-so I could chew longer.
-(Lindsay and Boone laugh)
298
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:55,502
Good night, Gretchen.
299
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:56,703
BOONE:
All right, come on.
300
00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:59,139
See?
301
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:02,309
Everything's fine.
Everyone's healthy.
302
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,578
We're just hanging out
(whispering): like people.
303
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,380
You were right. I'm sorry.
304
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:10,150
It's just, you're here so often,
I got jealous.
305
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,819
But, honestly, seeing the two
of you together...
306
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,687
is really cute.
307
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:19,359
Well, I'm out.
Priscilla's really laying on
308
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,728
the night work lately.
309
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:27,700
Hey... I love you.
310
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:29,169
I love you, too.
311
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,703
Thank you for trusting me.
312
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,220
(sighs)
313
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:51,191
BOY:
Hey, Jimmy.
314
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:55,528
And my hallucinations are Irish.
Perfect.
315
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:58,265
No, Spirit.
316
00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:00,800
I'm not the racist Shive-Overly
you're after.
317
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,402
You'll find old Ronnie's ashes
318
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,504
spread over Tony Shalhoub's
succulents.
319
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,808
Neighbor boy.
320
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:10,443
We all figured you for dead.
321
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:12,212
Turns out my missing dad's
been here
322
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,713
at O'Callaghan's
this whole time.
323
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,883
So now I'm working nights
to pay off his bar tab.
324
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,953
Life's tough,
but it'll be over eventually.
325
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,554
How've you been, Jimmy?
326
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:25,225
Life is a festering wound,
my boy.
327
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,893
You enjoy your youth.
328
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,462
It's all downhill from here.
329
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:31,798
Oh, no. It gets worse?
330
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,778
Thanks, Jimmy.
331
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:54,787
I got my car booze.
332
00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:57,991
You're lucky
I keep it handy now.
333
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:07,467
I came back to town
to face the music.
334
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,802
But it didn't want to face me.
335
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,306
Let's go play pinball.
336
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:14,674
Bah.
337
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,280
Hello, Edgar.
338
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,315
Not today, Satan.
339
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,885
*
340
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,821
-What?!
-Shh...!
341
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,623
I'm a grouch.
342
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:31,958
Why are you in my trash?
343
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,493
I have to tell you something.
344
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,495
You have to break up
with Gretchen.
345
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,530
-What? Why?
-For Olivia.
346
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:40,633
I saw how she was looking at
Gretchen tonight. She loves her.
347
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,702
And Gretchen is
such a toxic need-ball.
348
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,737
She's just gonna keep getting
closer and closer,
349
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,806
and one day she's gonna realize
350
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,708
you're actually kind of basic,
351
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,644
and she'll disappear, and you'll
start dating John Stamos...
352
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:52,879
-John Stamos?
-And it's going
353
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:54,647
to break
Olivia's little fool heart.
354
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,016
Her heart is going to break.
355
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:59,486
I'm sorry, but your girlfriend's
not a solid person.
356
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,687
I know that.
357
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,522
She barely showers.
358
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:05,325
And she steals Olivia's desserts
from her lunch box.
359
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,826
But I like her.
360
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,329
And she likes me.
And I know
361
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,065
what I'm getting into,
because I'm an adult.
362
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:14,501
And you're a girl
in a trash can.
363
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:18,471
And you don't know anything
about our relationship.
364
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:21,941
Well, there's one thing
you don know:
365
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:23,943
Gretchen's not over Jimmy.
366
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,013
He could pick up the phone,
367
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,116
and she'd be at his house
in two seconds.
368
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,819
Get out of my trash and go home.
369
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,789
*
370
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:56,042
-Do you have taco meat
in your mouth? -No.
371
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,111
Move in with me.
372
00:17:58,145 --> 00:17:59,712
(swallows)
373
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,649
(trembling):
Um... okay.
374
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,485
(Gretchen gasps)
375
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,621
(both laugh softly)
376
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,426
*
377
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,798
JIMMY:
Los Angeles is dead.
378
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:21,734
It's a quartz mausoleum
of vape shops,
379
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,436
YouTube Red billboards
380
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:24,904
and poke restaurants.
381
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,807
And, as I discovered
so viscerally today,
382
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,443
everything that used to be fun
is no longer so.
383
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:33,146
You think maybe
it's Gretchen? Like...
384
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,615
after her, you now
can't enjoy it without her?
385
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,016
They're offering me
a multi-book deal,
386
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:39,118
writing the Peach Quadrilogy.
387
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:41,521
Luckily, I can write anywhere.
388
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:47,927
I told you, Edgar,
the city is ruined for me.
389
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,929
It's time to go.
390
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,098
Whoa.
391
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,467
Are you gonna tell Gretchen?
392
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:56,603
Nope. She's done with me,
393
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,538
and she doesn't care anymore.
394
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:05,812
I don't want you to go,
but I won't try to stop you.
395
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:11,984
Thank you.
396
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:14,120
In the Paktika Province,
I was supposed to go AWOL
397
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,955
with my battle buddy Bowe,
but...
398
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,525
he ditched me
while I was in the crapper.
399
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,862
Everyone goes away eventually.
400
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:29,636
And now I'm losing Max.
401
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,639
That dainty little worm-boy
with the tiny mustache?
402
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,642
Doug split us up.
403
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:39,212
I should just find
a new partner.
404
00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:41,881
Unless you think
I should talk to Doug about it.
405
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:43,483
Listen, Edgar,
406
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,653
the only person you
can truly rely on is yourself.
407
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,588
My best advice would be
408
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:52,725
to accept your new reality
and... move on.
409
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,867
Also, my thanking you
for not trying to stop me
410
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,169
is in no way an admission
that you could stop me,
411
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,705
as you have no influence
over my actions whatsoever.
412
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:06,973
Obviously.
413
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,192
Bro, I think you left
the pizza in your car.
414
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,561
No, I'm-I'm not the pizza guy.
415
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:31,731
Doug, it's me, Edgar.
416
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,199
I work for you.
417
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,134
Marketing?
418
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,603
Nano Communications?
419
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,638
(whispers):
Black Ops?
420
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:41,608
Oh, right, the show.
421
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,776
-Guido Baby guy.
-Listen, I came to,
422
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,545
uh, tell you that...
423
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,047
(exhales)
you're ruining my life.
424
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,917
-Oh, no. -I've never had
a friend like Max.
425
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:53,720
He's the only person who's
ever treated me like an equal.
426
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,222
He sees something in me
I didn't know was there.
427
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,224
And just when
we were really getting
428
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,126
to that next level of intimacy,
429
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:01,828
you split us up!
I mean...
430
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:04,597
are you really so threatened
by our talent?
431
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,933
(trembling exhale)
432
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,569
Edgar...
433
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,639
I am so ashamed.
434
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:14,741
You get to a certain point
in your career
435
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:15,975
where you think you're safe,
436
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:18,578
and then one day, inevitably,
437
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,914
you look up and see Mozart
in the rearview mirror...
438
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,650
and you realize:
439
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:27,086
Holy shit, I'm Salieri!
440
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,590
Your scary talent
has me so spooked
441
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:33,993
that I've been punishing you
when I should be elevating you.
442
00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:36,028
Well, I-I didn't mean it
like that.
443
00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:37,630
Not another word.
444
00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:39,265
I'm giving you a promotion.
445
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,634
Now, I don't want you
to freak out,
446
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:44,771
but hell, kid, you deserve it.
447
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,005
Edgar...
448
00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:48,641
you're the on-set writer now.
449
00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:50,677
What?! Oh, my G...
450
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:52,211
Wow. Thank you.
451
00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:54,714
Uh, but what about Max?
452
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,282
Max isn't ready.
453
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,884
You are.
454
00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,352
Great. Okay.
455
00:21:59,386 --> 00:22:01,354
I will not let you down.
456
00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:03,222
When do I start?
457
00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:05,858
Right now. That
Inappropriate Gravedigger sketch
458
00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:07,894
you wrote for Paul F. Tompkins?
459
00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:09,962
-Mm-hmm. -I'm shooting it
overnight in Downey.
460
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:12,899
-Mm.
-So take the 710 to the 105,
461
00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:15,301
look for the yellow signs.
462
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,904
So brave of you
to show up at my house
463
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:21,240
at 9:00 on a weeknight
to yell at me about your job.
464
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,210
You're gonna go far in this town
465
00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:26,345
with that kind
of political savvy.
466
00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:31,418
DOUG:
Tova! Pizza's here!
467
00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:39,726
(snoring softly)
468
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,701
(snoring continues)
469
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,882
*
470
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:23,770
*
471
00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:27,239
* In spite of being
472
00:23:27,273 --> 00:23:29,976
* So late
473
00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:32,244
* To the game
474
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:36,382
* I won't
475
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,751
* Fight fate
476
00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:42,054
* It's now
477
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,924
* Too late
478
00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:46,392
* The binds
479
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:49,395
* That break and shatter off
480
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:52,398
* When you fall down
481
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,433
* From the top
482
00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:57,970
* And your heart stops...
483
00:24:01,841 --> 00:24:04,410
* Used to be
484
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:07,446
* The one
485
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:10,483
* That knew me
486
00:24:10,517 --> 00:24:13,452
* Saw through me
487
00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:17,089
* Used to be
488
00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:20,760
* The one
489
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:23,262
* That
490
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:27,800
* Knew me
491
00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:30,436
* You used...
492
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:33,439
(dog barks)
493
00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:38,511
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH
494
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,889
(kisses)
495
00:24:53,225 --> 00:24:55,227
(footsteps echoing)
496
00:24:56,563 --> 00:24:58,531
(gate clanking)
497
00:25:02,769 --> 00:25:06,573
(doorbell ringing loudly)
498
00:25:09,609 --> 00:25:12,211
(doorbell ringing continues)
499
00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:13,412
ANNOUNCER: Baskets.
500
00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:16,082
Premieres Tuesday, January 23
on FX.
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