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Previously on Cam Boy
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- Wegman, you sure you don't
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wanna turn on your
camera, Wegman?
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- [Wegman] I don't
ever turn my camera on.
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Remember me?
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- You waited all this time?
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- So you gonna live here?
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- I don't know yet.
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- Hello?
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Oh, hey man.
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- He literally cheated
on you with Jackson.
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- Why did you cheat on Mom?
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- I didn't cheat, she did.
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- I cannot deal with my
father finding out about this.
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Please.
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(Aston moaning)
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What do I get for that?
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- [Wegman] You got my
attention for a few minutes.
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That's what a boy craves.
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- Yes, Daddy.
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So did you like it,
what'd you think?
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- [Wegman] I think
you took that dildo
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like a baby takes a pacifier.
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Shall I post that to my Insta.
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- (chuckles) No.
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No, that was just for you.
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Do I get a tip?
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- [Wegman] I think I've
spoiled you enough for today.
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- We can take it
easy for a while.
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- [Wegman] We don't have
to take it too easy.
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You just have to work
harder and harder
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for scraps of my attention.
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Don't you know how
daddy issues work?
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- How do you know what
kind of issues I have?
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- [Wegman] I don't,
just a wild guess.
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- Hey, crime wave.
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Hold on, let me
start a private chat.
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All right, go.
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- I've a guy who wants
to pay me 300 bucks
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for an offsite session.
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- Okay?
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- Is that normal?
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- Is any of this normal?
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- How do I know he'll pay me?
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- You don't, but if he doesn't,
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it's probably an hour
out of your life,
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and I'm guessing you
had an orgasm of sorts.
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- Well, if you were me,
how would you collect?
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- Everybody's got PayPal.
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- [Aston] Should I get
him to pay upfront?
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- I don't know man,
does he seem skeevy?
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- I don't know.
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- All right, well, it's
not a regulated industry.
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All right, you get to
make your own policies.
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No refunds, no returns,
you walk a fine line.
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You don't want him thinking
that you don't trust him,
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but you don't want
him wasting your time,
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so what's your time worth?
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- Well, if you include
four years of tuition
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and dance classes,
gym memberships.
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- I'm not talking
about your good reading
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and elocution lessons here,
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how much money do you pull
in per hour on the site?
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- An hour, 40, maybe.
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- So that's your
risk assessment.
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- What if he records me?
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- Look, kid, you're on the web.
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When you're on the web you're
either a spider or a fly.
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I'm a spider, be a spider.
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Catch those flies.
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- I am the spider.
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- Yeah, you are.
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Now go spin some
silk out of that ass.
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I got 900 people waiting
for me to flash them.
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- [Wegman] I'm afraid of
giving myself a haircut.
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- It'll grow back.
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- [Wegman] At my age, it
just relocates to one's back.
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- I guarantee you I have
more back hair than you do.
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- [Wegman] Yes, you do.
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But also more on your head.
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- It is becoming a mop.
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- [Wegman] I'll send you $50
if you answer 10 questions.
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- Oh, I'm game.
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- [Wegman] Okay.
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What was the most satisfying
role you've ever played?
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- Third lobster.
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Because it was the only time
both my parents showed up.
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- [Wegman] Okay, what role was
the most sheer fun for you?
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- Fabian, "Twelfth Night."
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I spent pretty much the
whole run of the show
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just being in Feste backstage.
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It was good.
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- [Wegman] What role
haven't you played
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that you most want to
play before you're 30?
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- Henry the Fifth.
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- [Wegman] What's your favorite
book or one that you love?
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- "The Picture of Dorian Gray."
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- [Wegman] Movie?
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- "12 Angry Men."
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- [Wegman] What song
do you sing to yourself
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more than any other when
you're in the shower
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or you need to expel some
emotions from this world?
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- Well, at the moment,
"The Sword of Damocles."
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- [Wegman] Good lord.
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- Where were you born?
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- Halifax.
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That's Nova Scotia,
Canada, if you don't know.
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- [Wegman] What's your
childhood nickname?
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- Tribble.
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- [Wegman] Who's
your favorite actor
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or the one you
aspire to be like?
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- Ian McKellen.
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- [Wegman] Very illuminating.
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- Do I get to ask
you 10 questions now?
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- [Wegman] Are you
going to pay me $50?
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- No.
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- [Wegman] Then no.
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- What about if I pay you $5?
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- [Wegman] That would
buy you one question.
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- Are you married?
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- [Wegman] Technically.
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- What, you're like separated?
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- [Wegman] That'll
cost you another $5.
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- That's not a new question,
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it's a clarification.
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- [Wegman] You asked
a yes or no question,
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I already gave you more
nuance than you paid for.
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- Either your separated
but not yet divorced,
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or you're living common law,
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or your wife, husband
is missing, lost at sea,
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and you have to wait seven years
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before a judge will
declare them legally dead.
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- [Wegman] Those are
all very good guesses.
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- Come on, I can't afford
another five bucks.
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- [Wegman] Well, you'll
just have to be satisfied.
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You don't expect me to give
intimacy away for free, do you?
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- Touche.
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Well, you know what I would
pay you five bucks for?
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- [Wegman] What?
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- Turn on your camera.
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- No charge.
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I trust you, this is
what you're dealing with.
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- You're handsome.
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- [Wegman] So are you.
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- I guess I just thought-
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- You want to earn your $5 back?
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- Yeah.
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- Where do you see
yourself in five years?
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Like, your best case scenario?
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- Having a cat?
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(Aston moaning)
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Oh my damn.
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- You're very flexible.
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- I feel like things are
only gonna get hotter
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now that we know each
other a bit more.
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- I'm glad we're getting
to know each other.
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- Well now you know that
I am at your command.
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God, I'm so horny today.
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- It's totally natural, I
have that affect on everyone.
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- Will I see you tonight?
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- If you're good all day.
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- [Wegman] Morning, kid.
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- How's it going, Daddy?
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I've got morning wood.
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- [Wegman] I'm out
grocery shopping,
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you want anything?
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- A cucumber.
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Sorry, I just...
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You said you would
see me last night,
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so I got a bit worried.
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I was just calling to check in.
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I'll let you shop.
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I was just thinking of you.
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- [Wegman] I can log
in tonight, seven?
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- That's midnight
for me, perfect.
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- [Wegman] Will you save
up your load for me?
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- I'll save up
everything for you.
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(Aston moaning)
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Oh my god, oh my god.
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- Your orgasm sounded like
a religious experience.
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- You know, I didn't really
grow up with religion.
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My mom was this feminist,
folk-y, hippie, business woman.
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- How much do you
earn doing this?
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- Camming?
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- [Wegman] Yeah.
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- Why do you wanna know?
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- Maybe I'm thinking
of switching careers.
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- You'd be a great cam boy.
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- I do have to work though.
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- Aw.
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- Well, you're very high
maintenance, you know?
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- I have always wanted to be
high maintenance, thank you.
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(Aston moaning)
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That's gonna leave a mark.
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- I've now seen you shoot spunk
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in what must be every
room of that house.
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- Almost.
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- How do you have
such a big house?
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- I don't live in New York.
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- Clearly.
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- It's my mom's.
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- You live with your mom?
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Where is she the whole
time you're masturbating
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all over the house?
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- She left it to me.
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
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- It's okay, don't
worry, I have no idea
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what I'm gonna do with it.
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Right now you're the
one paying for it.
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- Yeah, I know how hard
it is to lose your mom.
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I'm not gonna lie, it
takes a lot of time.
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- A long time to what?
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- Feel okay.
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- But I will?
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- It takes about 10 months.
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And then you have an episode,
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a moment, maybe five minutes
or so that you forget,
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and you feel happy
and optimistic,
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and then you
remember you're sad,
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and right away you feel guilty
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about having had a
moment of happiness
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and that's how it works.
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And it doesn't happen again
for a while, days, weeks,
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but it will.
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And those moments
become more regular,
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and one day you realize
that you're still grieving,
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but the moments are
brief in sadness,
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and they're just
that, they're moments.
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- Thank you.
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Hello?
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- Yeah.
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What the hell have
you been up to?
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- Hey, Dad.
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- Are you selling your
ass on the internet?
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- Oh, fuck.
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Who told you?
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- Your Aunt Biddy
caught your cousin Billy
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jerking off on the internet,
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when the payments started
going to credit card
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that she gave him.
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He said he got
the idea from you.
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So Biddy called your
nana, your nana called me,
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and I'm calling you.
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- Billy.
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- Listen, you don't have
to do this shit, okay?
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Stop doing it right now.
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I'll make the mortgage
payments on your mother's house
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until the insurance money
comes through, okay?
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- I would rather turn
tricks in a back alley
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than take money from you.
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- Jesus fucking Christ.
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- You know what, thank
you for offering,
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but I can do this on
my own, I got this.
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- Oh, you got this?
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00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:25,054
What the fuck is wrong with you?
256
00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:27,523
Do you like playing with
your dick in public?
257
00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:48,111
- Hello?
258
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,846
- Hey, I'm kind of drunk.
259
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,715
- Really?
260
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,884
- I really want to cuddle.
261
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,519
Do you like cuddling?
262
00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:01,257
I just want you to big
spoon me right now.
263
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:02,191
- I know.
264
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:04,927
I'll take care of you.
265
00:15:04,937 --> 00:15:06,696
Okay, I'm holding you.
266
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:10,266
- I'm sorry you spoiled
me too much this week,
267
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I never wanna be
a burden to you.
268
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- You're not a burden.
269
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I chose you.
270
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,175
- Really?
271
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- You're my boy.
272
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- I'm your boy and
you're my daddy.
273
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:32,455
You really help me,
more than you know.
274
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:35,558
I'm so F'ing happy
to be your boy.
275
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I hope you like me.
276
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- Do you like me, Aston?
277
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- You took too long to answer.
278
00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:50,339
I do like you.
279
00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:52,942
I like our dynamic.
280
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:57,246
Have you ever had an
online romance before?
281
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- [Wegman] No.
282
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:02,218
- Me either.
283
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:05,855
I like the way you
tell me what to do.
284
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:10,459
I always wanted
a daddy like you.
285
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:14,130
I just didn't think
I'd ever find one.
286
00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:16,666
- Well, you know
things had to align,
287
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,601
we had to find each other.
288
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:21,270
- I had to become a cam boy.
289
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,738
- Yeah.
290
00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:25,374
And I had to become old
enough to become your daddy.
291
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:30,079
- I kind of belong
to you now, Daddy.
292
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- Hi.
293
00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:43,526
- Hello?
294
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,628
I was looking for Mr. Wegman?
295
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,731
- How do you know my husband?
296
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:56,038
- I was expecting a
payment work-wise.
297
00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,442
- I know what you're doing.
298
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,644
I can see the messages
go back and forth.
299
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:04,313
You stay the fuck
away from my husband.
300
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:16,926
- Dude, you didn't
fall for a customer.
301
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,694
- I don't know if
I feel for him,
302
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,597
I just, I don't know,
don't you ever end up
303
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:23,599
caring about any of them?
304
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:26,068
- I mean, I make some
decent friends on here.
305
00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:28,137
You know, I've met
some in real life,
306
00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:29,405
gone to dinner and shit,
307
00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:31,807
but you don't fall in
love with a customer,
308
00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:34,243
like you don't even know them.
309
00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:35,211
- I thought I did.
310
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:38,781
- Well, did he know you?
311
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,316
- Nobody knows me.
312
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,386
- So how could he fall for you?
313
00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:48,524
- I mean, we're friends.
314
00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:49,325
- You and me?
315
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:52,828
I mean, I like you, but-
316
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,098
- But?
317
00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:59,368
- Well, have I given you
a single minute of my time
318
00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:01,037
that wasn't paid for?
319
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:05,641
My dude, we're in a
private session right now.
320
00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:23,459
Sisko who can actually
just punch Q in the face?
321
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:26,696
What, you think Picard would
actually win that fight.
322
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:27,930
Are you kidding me?
323
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,565
What, just 'cause he
was worth cha'DIch
324
00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:33,369
suddenly he's like able to
actually fight man on man?
325
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:36,405
No, Sisko's willing to
commit genocide, okay?
326
00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:40,242
Picard spend 20 years in an
easy chair on the bridge,
327
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suddenly he's gonna
be able to fight him.
328
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(Aston moaning)
329
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♪ All I ever wanted was
to be wanted by you ♪
330
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♪ And the likes of Broadway
331
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♪ All I ever wanted
was to be wanted ♪
332
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♪ Instead I'm pushing daisies23478
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