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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
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Kids:
AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
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AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!
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♪ OH... ♪
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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪
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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪
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♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪
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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪
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♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪
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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪
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♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪
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♪ READY?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪
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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ♪
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♪ SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS ♪
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♪ SPONGEBOB... SQUAREPANTS! ♪
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( Captain laughs )
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( plays flute tune )
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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Frenchman:
AH, THE SEA, SO FASCINATING,SO WONDERFUL.
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HERE WE SEE BIKINI BOTTOM,TEEMING WITH LIFE
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HOME OF ONE OFMY FAVORITE CREATURES:
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
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YES, OF COURSE HE LIVESIN A PINEAPPLE, YOU SILLY.
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( snoring )
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( horn blows )
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( horn stops )
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TODAY'S THE BIG DAY, GARY.
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( meows )
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LOOK AT ME!
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I'M... NAKED!
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GOT TO BE IN TOP PHYSICAL
CONDITION FOR TODAY, GARY.
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( meows )
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( breathing deeply )
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( grunts )
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( screams )
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( grunts and screams )
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( pants )
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( screams )
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( gasps )
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( bunnies squeak )
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SpongeBob:
I'M READY!
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I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY.
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I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY,
I'M READY...
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GO, SPONGEBOB!
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WHOA...
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( crashes )
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THERE IT IS...
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THE FINEST EATING ESTABLISHMENT
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EVER ESTABLISHED FOR EATING.
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THE KRUSTY KRAB,
HOME OF THE CRABBY PATTY.
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A HELP WANTED SIGN
IN THE WINDOW.
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FOR YEARS, I'VE DREAMED
OF THIS MOMENT.
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I'M GOING TO GO IN THERE,
MARCH STRAIGHT TO THE MANAGER
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LOOK HIM IN THE EYE,
LAY IT ON THE LINE
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AND I CAN'T DO THIS!
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PATRICK!
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WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?
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I WAS JUST...
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
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YOU'RE GOING TO
THE KRUSTY KRAB
AND GET THAT JOB!
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I CAN'T,
DON'T YOU SEE?
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I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
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WHOSE FIRST WORDS WERE,
"MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?"
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MINE WERE.
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WHO MADE A SPATULA
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OUT OF TOOTHPICKS
IN WOOD SHOP?
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I DID.
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WHO'S...
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( grunts )
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WHO'S...
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WHO'S A BIG,
YELLOW CUBE WITH HOLES?
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I AM!
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WHO'S READY?
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I'M READY!
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WHO'S READY?
I'M READY!
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WHO'S READY?
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I'M READY!
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I'M READY.
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I'M READY, I'M READY...
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I'M READY, I'M READY,
I'M READY!
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OH, NO. SPONGEBOB!
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WHAT COULD HE POSSIBLY WANT?
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GO, SPONGEBOB!
GO, SPONGEBOB!
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GO, SPONGEBOB,
GO, SELF.
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( shrieks )
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MR. KRABS!
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HURRY, MR. KRABS,
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
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SpongeBob:
PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD,
CAPTAIN.
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I'VE BEEN TRAINING MY WHOLE LIFE
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TO JOIN THE KRUSTY CREW,
AND NOW I'M READY.
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( yelping )
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( bouncing and yelping )
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AH!
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AH! OOH.
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UM...
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SO, UH, WHEN DO I START?
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LAD, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU DON'T
EVEN HAVE YOUR SEA LEGS.
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MR. KRABS, PLEASE, I'LL PROVE
I'M FRY COOK MATERIAL.
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ASK SQUIDWARD.
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HE'LL VOUCH FOR ME.
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NO.
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WELL, LAD, WE'LL GIVE YOU
A TEST, AND IF YOU PASS
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YOU'LL BE
ON THE KRUSTY CREW.
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GO OUT AND FETCH ME A...
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A... HYDRODYNAMIC SPATULA
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WITH, UM, PORT AND
STARBOARD ATTACHMENTS
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AND TURBO DRIVE.
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AND DON'T COME BACK
TILL YOU GET ONE.
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AYE AYE, CAPTAIN.
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ONE HYDRODYNAMIC
SPATULA
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PORT AND STARBOARD
ATTACHMENTS,
TURBO DRIVE
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COMING UP, SIR!
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CARRY ON!
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WE'LL NEVER SEE
THAT LUBBER AGAIN.
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YOU'RE TERRIBLE.
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A HYDRO WHAT?
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( laughing )
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( still laughing... )
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Driver:
HEY, HEY, PLEASE!
PASSENGERS ARE TO STAY SEATED
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AND NOT PUT THEIR HEADS
OUT THE WINDOWS.
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( laughter inside continues )
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( gasps )
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THAT SOUNDED
LIKE HATCH DOORS.
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( sniffing )
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DO YOU SMELL IT?
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THAT SMELL.
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A KIND OF SMELLY SMELL.
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A SMELLY SMELL THAT SMELLS...
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SMELLY.
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ANCHOVIES.
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WHAT?
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ANCHOVIES!
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( anchovies clamoring )
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PLEASE, PLEASE!
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QUIET!
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IS THIS ANY WAY
TO BEHAVE?
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HMM?
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CAN WE SHOW
A LITTLE DECENCY
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AND FORM A NEAT, SINGLE-FILE
LINE IN FRONT OF THE REGISTER?
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( clamoring hysterically )
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♪ BARG'N-MART, MEETING
ALL YOUR SPATULA NEEDS. ♪
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Krabs:
ALL HANDS ON DECK!
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GET YOUR ANCHORS
OUT OF YOUR PANTS!
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ONE SINGLE-FILE LINE
IS ALL I ASK!
WHOA!
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WHOA!
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BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES,
MR. SQUIDWARD!
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WE'RE TAKING ON WATER,
MR. SQUIDWARD!
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I WANT MY MOMMY,
MR. SQUIDWARD!
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( humming )
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♪ SPATULA, SPATULA ♪
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♪ PORT AND STARBOARD
ATTACHMENTS. ♪
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Squidward:
HELP!
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Krabs:
MAN OVERBOARD!
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CLIMB, MR. SQUIDWARD,
CLIMB!
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THIS IS THE END!
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GOOD-BYE,
MR. SQUIDWARD.
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OH, MR. KRABS!
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( sobbing )
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SpongeBob:
PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD,
CAPTAIN.
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♪ DA-DADADA-DA-DAH! ♪
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DID SOMEONE
ORDER A SPATULA?
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( babblingincoherently )
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THAT'S RIGHT,
ONE HYDRODYNAMIC SPATULA
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WITH PORT
AND STARBOARD
ATTACHMENTS
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AND LET'S NOT FORGET
THE TURBO DRIVE.
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WOULD YOU BELIEVE
THEY ONLY HAD
ONE IN STOCK?
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TO THE KITCHEN!
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WHO'S HUNGRY?
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( anchovies clamor )
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Tiny Tim:
♪ THINGS THAT BOTHER YOU
NEVER BOTHER ME ♪
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♪ I'M AS HAPPY AS PIE, HA-HA! ♪
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♪ LIVING IN THE SUNLIGHT,
LOVING IN THE MOONLIGHT ♪
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♪ HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME. ♪
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♪ HAVEN'T GOT A LOT,
I DON'T NEED A LOT ♪
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♪ COFFEE'S ONLY A DIME ♪
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♪ LIVING IN THE SUNLIGHT,
LOVING IN THE MOONLIGHT ♪
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♪ HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME. ♪
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♪ JUST TAKE IT FROM ME,
I'M JUST AS FREE
AS ANY BROTHER. ♪
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♪ I DO WHAT I LIKE
JUST WHEN I LIKE,
AND HOW I LOVE IT. ♪
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♪ I'M RIGHT HERE TO STAY,
WHEN I'M OLD AND GRAY ♪
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♪ I'LL BE RIGHT IN MY PRIME ♪
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♪ LIVING IN THE SUNLIGHT,
LOVING IN THE MOONLIGHT ♪
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♪ HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME. ♪
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( trilling the tune )
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( blows a musical note )
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THAT WAS THE FINEST
FAST-FOODSMANSHIP
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I'VE EVER SEEN,
MR. SQUAREPANTS.
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WELCOME ABOARD.
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BUT MR. KRABS...
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THREE CHEERS
FOR SPONGEBOB!
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HIP, HIP...
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HOORAY.
MR. KRABS...
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HIP, HIP...
HOORAY.
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HIP, HIP...
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HOORAY. MR. KRABS...
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I'LL BE
IN MY QUARTERS
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COUNTING UP THE BOOTY.
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GOOD MORNING, KRUSTY CREW!
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WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE
TO ORDER, PATRICK?
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ONE CRABBY
PATTY, PLEASE.
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( crashing )
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Squidward:
MR. KRABS, MR. KRABS!
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MR. KRABS, COME SEE
YOUR NEW EMPLOYEE.
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♪ LIVING IN THE SUNLIGHT,
LOVING IN THE MOONLIGHT ♪
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♪ HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME! ♪
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( whistles casually )
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( motor throbbing... )
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( grumbles )
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( coughs )
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( motor starts,then dies )
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( gasps )
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( buzzing like a bee )
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WOW, FOUR STINGERS.
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( buzzing )
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OH!
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( girl yelling )
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( yelling )
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( gasps )
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( grunting... )
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WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE?
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HERE IT IS--
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LAND SQUIRREL.
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THAT LITTLE SQUIRREL
IS IN TROUBLE.
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TAKE THAT, YOU SORRY OLD CLAM.
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YOU NEED TO LEARN SOME MANNERS.
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YOU'RE ABOUT AS UGLY
AS HOMEMADE SOUP.
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HOORAY, LAND SQUIRREL!
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( growls )
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LOOK OUT!
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( grunting... )
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HOLD ON, LITTLE SQUIRREL!
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( karate yell )
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HO-HO-HO-HO!
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HO-HEE!
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HOY-YA!
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YOU HAVE FOUGHT WELL,
GIANT CLAM.
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PREPARE TO BE VANQUISHED.
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( yells, grunting... )
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HEY, I'M ACTUALLY DOING IT.
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( grunting... )
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( victorious yell )
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YOUR SHELL IS MINE!
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( grunts )
HOLD ON THERE,
LITTLE SQUARE DUDE.
247
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,210
( karate yell )
248
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:09,547
( yells )
249
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,483
( clam whimpers )
250
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,754
HEY, YOU LIKE
KARATE, TOO.
251
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:18,389
( karate yelling... )
252
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:21,860
HA!
253
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:23,728
SO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
254
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,163
SANDY.
255
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:30,435
SO, WHAT... DO... YOU...
CALL YOURSELF?
256
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,438
( yelling ):
I'M SPONGEBOB!
257
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,109
WELL, SPONGEBOB...
258
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,445
TAKE A GANDER AT THIS.
259
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:48,686
( rumbling, cracking... )
260
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:54,559
OH.
261
00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:57,195
OH, YEAH?
262
00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:58,329
WATCH THIS.
263
00:14:58,431 --> 00:14:59,731
( yells )
264
00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:00,999
( armpit-farts )
265
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:04,502
( giggles )
I LIKE YOU, SPONGEBOB.
266
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:07,105
WE COULD BE TIGHTER
THAN BARK ON A TREE.
267
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:08,039
( karate yells )
268
00:15:09,843 --> 00:15:12,944
UH, I LIKE YOU
TOO, SANDY.
269
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,412
( karate yells )
270
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,315
WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR HEAD?
271
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,850
THAT'S MY AIR HELMET.
272
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,118
MAY I TRY IT ON?
273
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,120
HECK NO,
I NEED IT TO BREATHE.
274
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:23,588
I GOT TO HAVE MY AIR.
275
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,056
ME, TOO!
276
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,090
I LOVE AIR.
277
00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:27,091
AIR IS GOOD.
278
00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:28,192
NO KIDDING?
279
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:29,994
WHY, AIR IS MY MIDDLE NAME.
280
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,696
THE MORE AIR, THE BETTER.
281
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:33,131
CAN'T GET ENOUGH AIR.
282
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:34,632
( drawling ):
SHOOT!
283
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:38,403
HOW ABOUT COMING OVER TOMORROW
FOR TEA AND COOKIES THEN?
284
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,072
DON'T BE LATE.
285
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:42,807
OKAY, SEE YOU TOMORROW.
286
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,142
PATRICK!
287
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,376
PATRICK!
288
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,412
PATRICK, PATRICK, PATRICK!
289
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,013
WHAT'S AIR?
290
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,148
HUH?
291
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,749
I JUST MET THIS GIRL.
292
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:54,485
SHE WEARS A HAT FULL OF... AIR.
293
00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:58,256
DO YOU MEAN SHE "PUTS ON AIRS"?
294
00:15:58,358 --> 00:15:59,290
I GUESS SO.
295
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,726
THAT'S JUST FANCY TALK.
296
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,394
IF YOU WANT TO BE FANCY
297
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,596
HOLD YOUR PINKY UP LIKE THIS.
298
00:16:05,699 --> 00:16:08,933
THE HIGHER YOU HOLD IT,
THE FANCIER YOU ARE.
299
00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:10,201
HOW'S THAT?
300
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,202
HIGHER.
301
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,203
LIKE THAT?
302
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,705
NOW, THAT'S FANCY!
303
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:17,241
THEY SHOULD CALL YOU
SPONGEBOB FANCYPANTS.
304
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:22,981
REMEMBER, WHEN IN DOUBT,
PINKY OUT.
305
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,216
YOU CAN DO IT,
SPONGEBOB.
306
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,485
I'LL BE WATCHING.
307
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,320
THANKS, PAL.
308
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:32,056
( rings bell )
309
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,091
Hello?
310
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:35,226
HIYA, SANDY.
IT'S ME, SPONGEBOB.
311
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,028
Hold on,
I'll let you in.
312
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,831
( buzzing )
313
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,700
( whistling )
314
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:47,939
( drain gurgling )
315
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,909
( stifled whistling )
316
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:59,250
( yelling ):
SANDY!
317
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,551
OPEN UP!
318
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,587
SANDY! SANDY!
319
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,925
SANDY, SOMETHING'S GONE
TERRIBLY WRONG.
320
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,528
THERE'S NO WATER IN...
321
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,399
HERE.
322
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:17,402
'COURSE THERE'S NO WATER.
323
00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:18,970
NOTHING BUT AIR.
324
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:25,543
NO WATER?
325
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,311
THAT AIN'T A PROBLEM,
IS IT?
326
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:28,479
( karate yells )
327
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:30,381
PROBLEM?
328
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:33,017
( karate yells )
329
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:34,652
THAT'S HOW I LIKE
MY AIR.
330
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,020
( inhales deeply )
331
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:40,091
( gagging, coughing )
332
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,861
WITH NO WATER.
333
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,296
Sandy:
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
334
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,231
I MADE TEXAS TEA AND COOKIES.
335
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:48,399
WELL, COME ON IN.
336
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:49,567
( karate yells )
337
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:51,936
( legs squeaking )
338
00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:54,105
THAT'S NOT IN.
339
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:55,106
IN!
340
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,442
( squeaking... )
341
00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:59,277
YOU'RE A FUNNY LITTLE DUDE.
342
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,879
COME ON, I'LL GIVE YOU
THE GRAND TOUR.
343
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:06,384
SO THIS IS MY OWN
PRIVATE LITTLE
AIR BUBBLE.
344
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,653
THIS AIR
IS THE DRIEST...
345
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:09,954
( gasps )
346
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:10,955
PUREST...
347
00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:12,023
( gasps )
348
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:15,093
MOST AIRIEST AIR
IN THE WHOLE SEA.
349
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:17,161
OH, OVER THERE
IS MY BIRDBATH.
350
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,097
( chirping cheerily )
351
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,731
AND THAT'S MY
OAK TREE.
352
00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:23,334
IT PROVIDES ME
WITH EXTRA AIR.
353
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:27,638
THIS DOME IS MADE OF THE
STRONGEST POLYURETHANE;
354
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,740
THAT'S A FANCY NAME
FOR PLASTIC.
355
00:18:29,843 --> 00:18:31,676
AIN'T THAT JUST
THE BEE'S KNEES?
356
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,912
TELL YOU WHAT, WEREN'T EASY
GETTING HERE NEITHER.
357
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:36,814
FIRST, I HAD
TO HITCH IT UP
TO A BIG, OLD...
358
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,883
( grunting )
359
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,985
( chirping angrily )
360
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,720
...THAT'S MY TREADMILL.
361
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,189
THAT'S HOW I STAY
IN TIPTOP SHAPE.
362
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,190
OH, COME ON.
363
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,925
LET'S HAVE THAT
TEA NOW.
364
00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:49,160
( karate yells )
365
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:50,161
( gasps )
366
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,897
( knocking on dome )
367
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:55,166
PINKY, PINKY!
368
00:18:58,872 --> 00:19:00,905
( gasps )
369
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:07,612
I BROUGHT YOU SOME FLOWERS.
370
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,580
FOR ME?
371
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,549
HOW SWEET!
372
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:18,589
YOU OKAY?
373
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,324
( raspily ):
YES.
374
00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:22,193
I'M OKAY.
375
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:25,730
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE THE FIRST
SEA CRITTER TO EVER VISIT.
376
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,566
I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY.
377
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,468
CAN I GET
YOU ANYTHING?
378
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:33,504
WATER WOULD BE NICE.
379
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,740
I'M GOING TO PUT
THESE IN A VASE.
380
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:38,276
TAKE YOUR TIME.
381
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:41,913
( gasping )
382
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:49,921
I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
383
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,956
Sandy:
I LIKE YOU, SPONGEBOB.
384
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:55,993
WE COULD BE TIGHTER THAN BARKON A TREE.
385
00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:59,931
Patrick:
WHEN IN DOUBT, PINKY OUT.
386
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,068
I DON'T NEED WATER.
387
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:06,204
WATER IS FOR QUITTERS.
388
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,206
I DON'T NEED IT.
389
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:09,807
I DON'T NEED IT.
390
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:10,975
I DON'T NEED IT.
391
00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:14,245
I DON'T NEED IT,
I DON'T NEED IT.
392
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:18,416
WHY, THESE FLOWERS
ARE JUST BEAUTIFUL.
393
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,718
THEY'LL LIVE MUCH, MUCH LONGER
394
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:25,356
IN A VASE FULL
OF ICE-COLD WATER.
395
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,624
SO TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF.
396
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:30,294
IT MUST BE FASCINATING
BEING A SEA CRITTER.
397
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:34,765
SPONGEBOB?
398
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,267
( timer dings )
399
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,935
OH, THERE'S THE COOKIES.
400
00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:39,670
BE RIGHT BACK.
401
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,643
SpongeBob ( thinking ):
I DON'T NEED IT.
402
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:46,811
I DON'T NEED IT.
403
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:51,015
I DEFINITELY DON'T NEED IT.
404
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:52,683
I DON'T NEED IT.
405
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,285
I DON'T NEED IT.
406
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:55,620
I DON'T NEED IT.
407
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:57,255
I DON'T NEED IT.
408
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:03,628
( howling ):
I NEED IT!
409
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:07,365
( wheezing )
410
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:08,399
NO, SPONGEBOB!
411
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:09,400
NO, NO, NO!
412
00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,002
STOP!
413
00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:13,537
PINKY, PINKY!
414
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:19,477
( yelling ):
I'M A QUITTER!
415
00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:21,345
( SpongeBob wailing )
416
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:27,585
YOU CAN'T LEAVE NOW.
417
00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:28,686
YOU'LL BLOW IT.
418
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,489
AIR IS NOT GOOD, PATRICK.
419
00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:33,691
AIR IS NOT GOOD.
420
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:37,828
YOU'RE JUST BEING SHY.
421
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:39,297
DON'T WORRY, BUDDY.
422
00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:41,265
YOU'RE DOING FINE.
423
00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:42,833
( panting heavily )
424
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:45,503
I WON'T LET YOU BLOW... THIS.
425
00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:47,004
( wheezing )
426
00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:49,607
( gagging )
427
00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:58,949
WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?!
428
00:21:59,052 --> 00:22:01,986
THERE'S NO WATER IN HERE!
429
00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:04,322
I TRIED
TO TELL YOU.
430
00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:07,725
WE GOT TO GET
OUT OF HERE!
431
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,861
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
432
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:14,365
WAIT, NO,
WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT.
433
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,934
( door opens, closes )
434
00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:18,135
COME AND GET IT.
435
00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:20,504
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO LIKE THIS--
436
00:22:20,606 --> 00:22:21,539
( shrieks )
437
00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:25,076
( glasses breaking )
438
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:30,081
THERE.
439
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:31,415
THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.
440
00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:36,520
IF YOU ALL NEEDED WATER,
YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED.
441
00:22:36,622 --> 00:22:38,389
I PROPOSE A TOAST:
442
00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:41,058
TO NEW FRIENDS!
443
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,130
HOLD ON A SECOND.
444
00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:49,033
I HOPE YOU ALL LIKE
YOUR TEA STRONG.
445
00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:51,769
DRINK UP!
446
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,140
( both slurping )
447
00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:59,543
All:
AH!
448
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:09,220
and NICKELODEON]
449
00:23:37,283 --> 00:23:41,852
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