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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:29,709 --> 00:02:32,550 Professor! - What is it? 2 00:02:33,394 --> 00:02:37,142 Professor, you forgot you bag. - Throw it right down. 3 00:02:37,383 --> 00:02:40,468 I can�t, there�s the fountain pen. It might break. 4 00:02:40,539 --> 00:02:43,598 Obey me! - Fine! 5 00:02:53,944 --> 00:02:55,229 Donna Ros�! - Eh? 6 00:02:55,299 --> 00:02:58,186 What�s with the professor this morning? Bitten by a tarantula? 7 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:07,434 Professor, Professor, I remembered that song's melody. 8 00:03:07,504 --> 00:03:09,163 Melody! I'm late for school. 9 00:03:09,234 --> 00:03:12,099 Eh! No one has been able to talk to you for 3 days! 10 00:03:34,933 --> 00:03:38,363 Did the bell ring? - You bet. The headmaster heard it too. 11 00:03:39,139 --> 00:03:41,741 Professor! - Good morning, Headmaster. 12 00:03:42,087 --> 00:03:45,501 I'm so sorry. Sorry for being late. You know how it is... 13 00:03:45,743 --> 00:03:47,823 Morning, Sir. - Professor, stop. - Yes? 14 00:03:47,893 --> 00:03:50,538 For 3 days, you've been arriving, 15 00:03:50,609 --> 00:03:53,928 indeed to be exact, 3 quarters of an hour late. - True. 16 00:03:54,087 --> 00:03:56,436 The other day you woke up with a flooded house. 17 00:03:56,505 --> 00:03:58,988 Yesterday, you couldn't get the cat out of the bed. 18 00:03:59,060 --> 00:04:00,799 True. - And what is it today? 19 00:04:05,084 --> 00:04:07,307 The thing... whatchmacallit...? 20 00:04:07,377 --> 00:04:09,281 ...who does the stuff around the house? 21 00:04:09,351 --> 00:04:11,230 You mean the maid? - The maid. 22 00:04:11,387 --> 00:04:14,256 How did you know? - Lucky guess. Go on. What did she do? 23 00:04:14,933 --> 00:04:18,081 It was like this... and at her age too. 24 00:04:18,151 --> 00:04:21,250 At her age, you see? - No, I don�t. What do you mean? 25 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:23,717 What? She did the thingie with... with 26 00:04:23,973 --> 00:04:27,553 She did the thingie with... the Ba...Ba...not the barbecue... the... 27 00:04:27,622 --> 00:04:30,092 Barbiturates? - Barbiturates! - She poisoned herself? 28 00:04:30,161 --> 00:04:32,169 Yes, Sir. - Ah, for love, I suppose? 29 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:34,020 No, no, no. - No? 30 00:04:34,091 --> 00:04:36,633 She did it but not for love. - And she's dead? - Yes. 31 00:04:36,701 --> 00:04:38,848 Dead? - No. No? - I got there just in time. 32 00:04:39,171 --> 00:04:40,173 Enough! 33 00:04:40,498 --> 00:04:42,980 You must take care to arrive on time! 34 00:04:43,051 --> 00:04:44,259 Just school! 35 00:04:44,331 --> 00:04:46,884 Instead you�ve been late for the last 3 days! 36 00:04:47,297 --> 00:04:48,999 Hurry up! Quick! 37 00:04:51,740 --> 00:04:54,649 And where are you going? - To class, Headmaster. 38 00:04:54,721 --> 00:04:56,966 Ah, yes? - Nice time to come to school, eh? 39 00:04:57,036 --> 00:04:59,305 A quarter and a half after the bell! 40 00:04:59,375 --> 00:05:02,349 You know time at school is sacred? - Professor, Professor... 41 00:05:02,419 --> 00:05:05,822 Allow me. - Leave to me the question of tardiness! 42 00:05:05,892 --> 00:05:08,232 I did it for discipline. - That's my concern. 43 00:05:08,444 --> 00:05:12,063 Meanwhile, Mr. Perella, go home, eh? And come back with your mom. 44 00:05:12,133 --> 00:05:14,322 But mom already knows that I came late. 45 00:05:14,391 --> 00:05:18,230 I've been doing the chores for 3 days 'cause she's sick. - That's enough! 46 00:05:18,471 --> 00:05:22,441 Go home and get your mother! Got it? Go on! - Move it! 47 00:05:22,511 --> 00:05:25,712 What's been going on in this village for the last 3 days? Is everybody sick? 48 00:05:25,782 --> 00:05:29,626 Dear headmaster, for 3 days such things have been happening that...ooh! 49 00:05:29,696 --> 00:05:32,496 Don't make me say! - What do you mean? - Mean? 50 00:05:32,565 --> 00:05:36,678 That boy feels his father's absence. - Really? 51 00:05:37,565 --> 00:05:40,083 Oh. yes! Yes, dear headmaster! 52 00:05:40,153 --> 00:05:42,222 He's been away from his family for months! 53 00:05:42,292 --> 00:05:44,338 Doing whatever the hell he likes! Get me? 54 00:05:44,407 --> 00:05:47,692 But you can only do so up to a certain point, dear professor. - Oh, no! 55 00:05:47,763 --> 00:05:50,234 The child's father is Perella, no? - So? 56 00:05:50,304 --> 00:05:52,504 The captain of the steamship Segesta? - So? 57 00:05:52,574 --> 00:05:56,767 How can you speak like that of one who sails to feed his family? 58 00:05:56,837 --> 00:06:00,357 His family? But let it go. - Exactly. Let the captain go too. 59 00:06:00,427 --> 00:06:01,682 I agree: let it go. 60 00:06:01,753 --> 00:06:04,260 And Captain Perella too. - No, I say, let it go. 61 00:06:04,329 --> 00:06:09,001 Will you talk to me, please? Let it go with Captain Perella who's no concern of ours! 62 00:06:09,157 --> 00:06:10,670 You return to class now. 63 00:06:10,740 --> 00:06:13,011 And don�t forget to remind your students 64 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:16,016 that they all must bring their notebooks without exception! 65 00:06:16,131 --> 00:06:17,862 Today there are only 2! 66 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:19,799 Notebooks? - Yes. 67 00:06:19,870 --> 00:06:21,329 Notebooks. - Notebooks. 68 00:06:21,399 --> 00:06:24,382 The notebook! Excuse me so much, Headmaster, I�ll be right there. 69 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:27,329 Professor! - I�m going! - Professor, professor! 70 00:06:27,885 --> 00:06:31,080 Non�, Non�, Non�! 71 00:06:31,282 --> 00:06:33,808 Non�, what are you doing here? - Buying cotton candy. 72 00:06:33,878 --> 00:06:36,321 I bet you came to school without your notebook, eh? 73 00:06:36,392 --> 00:06:38,922 No, Sir, I have it. Here it is. - Give it to me. 74 00:06:54,219 --> 00:06:58,078 Very serious situation, my husband arrives tonight... 75 00:06:58,148 --> 00:07:00,414 At 3 o'clock at your house. Assunta 76 00:07:11,741 --> 00:07:13,282 Professor, my notebook! 77 00:07:15,055 --> 00:07:16,146 Thanks. 78 00:07:25,793 --> 00:07:29,318 You're still doing that? You're cleaning up and it's almost 3! 79 00:07:29,562 --> 00:07:31,674 I'm expecting a very important visit! 80 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:34,426 A private lesson! - What�s going on? 81 00:07:34,671 --> 00:07:37,643 You don�t sleep, don�t eat, you�re always agitated! 82 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:40,408 May I know who�s coming? - Coming? Who should come? 83 00:07:40,478 --> 00:07:44,278 A fever's coming! I'm getting a fever! Go in the kitchen! Obey me! Hurry! 84 00:07:44,781 --> 00:07:48,060 I'm going! - If anybody rings, don�t open it. I�ll do it myself, got it? 85 00:07:48,130 --> 00:07:50,652 Calm down! - Go, go! 86 00:07:51,563 --> 00:07:53,002 Damn my luck! 87 00:07:53,092 --> 00:07:55,967 If I were born a wretch, I wouldn�t need a housekeeper. 88 00:07:56,036 --> 00:07:59,150 Oh, why was I born a professor? Down with they who rule! 89 00:07:59,220 --> 00:08:01,864 What time is it? What... what time is it? 90 00:08:01,934 --> 00:08:04,273 This one's stopped. This one is stopped too. 91 00:08:06,337 --> 00:08:07,762 What the heck? 92 00:08:08,427 --> 00:08:10,648 Donna Assunta, please, what time is it? 93 00:08:10,719 --> 00:08:13,049 Almost 3, Professor. - Almost 3? 94 00:08:13,119 --> 00:08:15,050 Expecting anybody? - That's my business. 95 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,029 I expect whomever I like. Good day. 96 00:08:18,854 --> 00:08:21,185 Ugh! They always got their eyes on you! 97 00:08:21,254 --> 00:08:23,218 And they watch everything you do. 98 00:08:24,243 --> 00:08:26,881 That�s her. - Professor! 99 00:08:27,041 --> 00:08:28,822 Who is it? - Professor! 100 00:08:29,433 --> 00:08:31,849 Professor! - What is it? - Professor... 101 00:08:32,062 --> 00:08:35,357 I wanted to learn that tune, you know the one that goes... 102 00:08:36,351 --> 00:08:38,449 What tune? - The one the pharmacist likes! 103 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:42,366 How should I know what he likes? What do I know about tunes? 104 00:08:45,481 --> 00:08:48,210 Their eyes are always on you like owls! 105 00:08:48,564 --> 00:08:50,211 For God's sake! 106 00:08:50,747 --> 00:08:52,831 That�s her. Yes, it's her. 107 00:08:53,465 --> 00:08:56,505 I said I would open the door! - Fine! You do it! 108 00:09:07,913 --> 00:09:11,880 Good morning, Professor. - You? What do you want? 109 00:09:12,122 --> 00:09:14,806 What do we want? - Our lesson, eh! 110 00:09:14,878 --> 00:09:18,354 Ah, right, I forgot. However today I have no time. Go away! 111 00:09:19,470 --> 00:09:23,000 If it were up to us... So I can tell papa it was you...? 112 00:09:24,850 --> 00:09:27,068 I see. Let's go in. 113 00:09:28,007 --> 00:09:30,462 For what your parents pay me for these lessons...! 114 00:09:32,371 --> 00:09:35,871 200 lire an hour. 200 lire an hour. 115 00:09:36,035 --> 00:09:40,892 Your parents rent out knowledge like they rent a car or a taxi! 116 00:09:40,962 --> 00:09:45,223 Come on, sit down. - Thank you, Professor. - "Thank you, Professor." 117 00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:47,965 Shame on you! - Why? - For your hypocrisy. 118 00:09:48,035 --> 00:09:51,856 Then we would hafta tell you to go to hell, Sir. - I'd prefer it. Man must be loyal. 119 00:09:51,926 --> 00:09:55,389 You with these faces... what could you understand? - Yeah. 120 00:09:55,459 --> 00:09:58,338 What? What? What? Young man...! 121 00:09:58,408 --> 00:10:00,067 Young man, today is my day! 122 00:10:00,252 --> 00:10:02,256 Nobody knows that today is my day! 123 00:10:02,325 --> 00:10:05,597 Let it become public knowledge! Let it be said today 124 00:10:05,668 --> 00:10:08,943 that today is my day! Got it? 125 00:10:09,305 --> 00:10:11,890 Proceed! What have you brought today? 126 00:10:11,961 --> 00:10:14,070 Italian and the Odyssey summary. 127 00:10:14,571 --> 00:10:17,838 Odyssey! Go on, let's read this summary of the Odyssey. 128 00:10:18,389 --> 00:10:19,439 There. 129 00:10:20,692 --> 00:10:23,525 "Homer's Odyssey 'arates' the adventures..." 130 00:10:23,595 --> 00:10:27,223 'Arates'? Homer's Odyssey 'arates'? Narrates! 131 00:10:27,362 --> 00:10:29,408 I missed an r. - You�re missing everything. 132 00:10:29,479 --> 00:10:32,064 You're missing a brain! Only your nose is growing! 133 00:10:32,231 --> 00:10:34,304 'Arates'! Proceed. 134 00:10:34,375 --> 00:10:37,340 "The adventures of Ulysses, warrior and navigator," 135 00:10:37,410 --> 00:10:40,789 "when the Trojan war ended, he sailed for several years" 136 00:10:40,859 --> 00:10:44,337 "to reach his native isle Ithaca and his wife Penelope." - Good. 137 00:10:44,673 --> 00:10:47,206 "This cunning and valiant Greek hero..." 138 00:10:51,153 --> 00:10:53,711 "This cunning and valiant hero!" 139 00:10:54,294 --> 00:10:57,123 Cunning and valiant hero? Ulysses was a pig! 140 00:10:57,194 --> 00:10:59,018 But Homer? - Him too! 141 00:10:59,431 --> 00:11:02,325 Let's finish this for once and tell the whole truth! 142 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:05,243 We say �pig� to who is pig! We go whole hog! 143 00:11:05,484 --> 00:11:08,700 Please tell me who told Mr Ulysses from Ithacrap 144 00:11:08,770 --> 00:11:11,375 to be a navigator, abandoning his wife and son, 145 00:11:11,445 --> 00:11:14,670 and stay away for so many years? Tell me! 146 00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:17,947 I think... - Silence! Silence! 147 00:11:18,683 --> 00:11:21,409 And while that poor Penelope, left alone at home, 148 00:11:21,479 --> 00:11:26,680 must fight and suffer to defend herself from the tricks of a 1000 pigs, 149 00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:28,857 what did Mr Ulysses do? 150 00:11:29,331 --> 00:11:33,067 Oh, God! It would be a pleasure to know what Mr Ulysses did! 151 00:11:33,136 --> 00:11:36,558 Sailed on! That's right, sailed on! 152 00:11:36,714 --> 00:11:37,914 Let's finish this! 153 00:11:37,984 --> 00:11:41,669 We could all sail away during tough family times! 154 00:11:41,740 --> 00:11:44,164 I�ll give you a slap! You too! 155 00:11:45,506 --> 00:11:47,672 Penelope. - Who? - Pe... pe... pe... 156 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:51,590 Aunt Penelope! Boys, I'm expecting people. You can�t stay here, go. 157 00:11:51,661 --> 00:11:54,545 We always study here! - And now you can�t! Genteel people! Up! 158 00:11:54,616 --> 00:11:57,297 Take this book, vocabulary. You must do the translation. 159 00:11:57,367 --> 00:11:59,612 But today isn't... - I translate every day! 160 00:11:59,683 --> 00:12:04,258 "Toujours, je traduc toujours." Move it! Move it! 161 00:12:04,329 --> 00:12:06,050 One more step and you're there. 162 00:12:06,850 --> 00:12:09,612 Rosaria, don't open it! I'll go! Go on! 163 00:12:09,951 --> 00:12:12,802 "Don't open it! Don't open it!", he insists! 164 00:12:12,954 --> 00:12:16,613 Don't go and open it, understand? - Please! - Please, put it off! 165 00:12:17,799 --> 00:12:18,985 Good day. 166 00:12:21,830 --> 00:12:25,648 What do you want? - Is Professor Lo Vico at home? 167 00:12:25,719 --> 00:12:27,307 I'd like to speak to him. 168 00:12:27,854 --> 00:12:29,942 I said I was going to open it! - But... 169 00:12:30,012 --> 00:12:33,313 Go away. Good day, Ma�am, please come in. 170 00:12:33,831 --> 00:12:35,194 Come in. 171 00:12:35,403 --> 00:12:38,692 Good day, Professor, have we come for being late? 172 00:12:38,762 --> 00:12:41,181 The headmaster's right, dear Non�, you were late. 173 00:12:41,252 --> 00:12:44,241 Please, come in. You go close the door! 174 00:12:44,311 --> 00:12:46,580 I'd like to know just who this visitor is! 175 00:12:49,493 --> 00:12:52,453 Secret visits. But what are these mysteries? 176 00:12:54,209 --> 00:12:57,351 Rosaria, Rosaria! - Yes, Professor? - What are you doing there? 177 00:12:57,421 --> 00:13:00,908 Nothing. - Then close the curtain, I've business! - OK. - Hurry! 178 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:05,726 Crazy stuff! 179 00:13:06,134 --> 00:13:07,934 Oh, the globe! - Yes. 180 00:13:08,165 --> 00:13:11,362 Yes, Non� dear, look at the globe. Make it spin, eh! 181 00:13:11,433 --> 00:13:13,687 Here is the whole world even the sea. 182 00:13:14,145 --> 00:13:16,592 Now then, tell me what happened. What�s the matter? 183 00:13:16,978 --> 00:13:18,672 How you express yourself! 184 00:13:18,741 --> 00:13:20,937 No, I wanted to know. Yes? No? 185 00:13:24,038 --> 00:13:25,778 Yes? Yes! 186 00:13:27,143 --> 00:13:29,769 Yes... - Professor, Professor! 187 00:13:29,839 --> 00:13:32,089 What is it? - Look how nice it is! 188 00:13:32,255 --> 00:13:34,303 The sea is everywhere. - Yes, Sir. 189 00:13:34,373 --> 00:13:36,296 There is 3 times more water than land. 190 00:13:38,033 --> 00:13:39,840 Professor! - What is it? 191 00:13:39,979 --> 00:13:43,045 Do you know that I was at the port? - To see the boats? 192 00:13:43,115 --> 00:13:44,956 No, to ask when papa arrives. 193 00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:47,081 I haven�t seen him for 5 months. 194 00:13:48,183 --> 00:13:49,488 And now? 195 00:13:50,251 --> 00:13:53,258 And there is no doubt? - None. 196 00:13:53,328 --> 00:13:55,046 The same symptoms like Non�s. 197 00:13:55,115 --> 00:13:57,826 Damn! That�s all we needed! 198 00:13:57,895 --> 00:14:01,128 But be honest with me, are you sure? 199 00:14:01,198 --> 00:14:03,844 And I'm very afraid my husband will find out. 200 00:14:03,915 --> 00:14:05,566 Your husband? Why? 201 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:08,152 Because of my craving. - Craving? What craving? 202 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,547 My craving for champagne. - Champagne? 203 00:14:10,839 --> 00:14:12,115 But this is crazy! 204 00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:15,500 How does one crave champagne? - You know I only drink water. 205 00:14:15,572 --> 00:14:17,847 But when I'm like that, I've a great craving for it. 206 00:14:17,917 --> 00:14:20,778 Champagne! Champagne! But this is just incredible! 207 00:14:21,990 --> 00:14:25,832 You can�t imagine what days we spent when I was expecting Non�. 208 00:14:25,901 --> 00:14:30,459 But with so many cravings on the market, you had to crave this craving? 209 00:14:30,529 --> 00:14:33,310 It is fate. - Don�t give me no fates! 210 00:14:36,103 --> 00:14:39,830 Oh God, what is it? - There it is. - Oh God, what? - There. 211 00:14:39,901 --> 00:14:43,163 You scare me. - Just talking about it makes it come. - A craving for a craving? 212 00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:45,804 And where could I find champagne at this hour? 213 00:14:45,874 --> 00:14:47,925 Would something half fizzy do? 214 00:14:47,995 --> 00:14:50,121 The one with the ball... is good. 215 00:14:50,433 --> 00:14:51,478 A coca cola! 216 00:14:51,990 --> 00:14:54,371 It's good and American. Made in the USA. 217 00:14:54,441 --> 00:14:55,877 They all drink it. 218 00:14:56,316 --> 00:14:57,396 Professor! 219 00:14:57,465 --> 00:15:01,102 Someone's there! Is this a trap? - What traps? They�re 2 students. 220 00:15:01,279 --> 00:15:03,350 2 students? - Retarded but students. 221 00:15:03,420 --> 00:15:05,579 Eh? - Professor, a candle! 222 00:15:05,650 --> 00:15:07,173 We can�t see a thing! 223 00:15:07,243 --> 00:15:09,656 We can�t decipher the letters in the dictionary. 224 00:15:09,724 --> 00:15:11,513 You don�t need to see the letters! 225 00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:14,173 Smart people feel the letters! Got it? 226 00:15:14,243 --> 00:15:17,769 Retards. - What are they doing here? You're crazy. You want to ruin me! 227 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:21,869 But no, no! My darling, don�t worry. Trust me. 228 00:15:21,940 --> 00:15:25,194 Do you trust me, eh? - No. - That's what I said. 229 00:15:25,264 --> 00:15:27,659 Professor, a lamp! - I�ll bring it immediately! 230 00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:31,177 Who�s there? - Dunno. 231 00:15:31,808 --> 00:15:33,388 Let's just see. - Eh! 232 00:15:59,464 --> 00:16:01,985 Get down, get down! There�s the professor. 233 00:16:02,678 --> 00:16:04,363 Here�s the lamp. 234 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:06,706 For you. 235 00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:10,059 Make use of it and study because the time is not yet over. 236 00:16:10,129 --> 00:16:12,871 Got it? Where is she? Where is she? 237 00:16:12,941 --> 00:16:15,309 Perella! Who�s that? 238 00:16:16,194 --> 00:16:17,958 But who�s that? What a fright! 239 00:16:18,028 --> 00:16:19,338 They saw me. - Who? 240 00:16:19,408 --> 00:16:21,296 The retards! - They understand nothing! 241 00:16:21,365 --> 00:16:24,246 I'm lost! - Oh, no! - What do I do? - Nothing! 242 00:16:24,897 --> 00:16:28,014 No! Oh God, here she goes again! No! Perella! 243 00:16:28,084 --> 00:16:31,968 Translate! Translate! Easy to say! - What kind of light did that idiot give us? 244 00:16:32,038 --> 00:16:35,229 And when I go home today, papa's going to hear it. Crazy stuff! 245 00:16:35,299 --> 00:16:37,635 You don�t understand! What if it comes when he's there? 246 00:16:37,704 --> 00:16:40,261 I do understand but try to be strong. Make an effort. 247 00:16:40,331 --> 00:16:42,444 Oh, I can't! - Willpower! 248 00:16:42,805 --> 00:16:44,702 Oh, God! - There it is! - It's back? 249 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:48,208 Do this, do this! No, harder. Harder. 250 00:16:48,279 --> 00:16:51,333 No... no... - Professor! - What? 251 00:16:51,504 --> 00:16:55,153 I�m coming. Like this, for heaven's sake. What? 252 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:58,767 It says here Vercingetorix laid the horn on his right side. 253 00:16:58,837 --> 00:17:04,326 Is side is ablative or dative? - Ablative! Ablative! Wretches! 254 00:17:04,394 --> 00:17:07,989 Side in Latin is translated as cornus! Of the fourth conjugation. 255 00:17:08,059 --> 00:17:11,864 Cornus, cornu. Plural of cornibus. 256 00:17:12,334 --> 00:17:14,998 Cornorum, cor..co... co... (sound like cornuto - cuckold) 257 00:17:15,450 --> 00:17:17,944 Do you think it's in good taste to go on like that? 258 00:17:18,014 --> 00:17:19,947 You're right. Sorry. 259 00:17:20,089 --> 00:17:22,317 And you don't talk about in my house...! 260 00:17:22,387 --> 00:17:25,986 And translate, got it? You keep doing this. 261 00:17:26,226 --> 00:17:30,024 Professor, what's all that yelling? - Nothing. Go away. Close the curtain. 262 00:17:30,392 --> 00:17:34,791 And mind your own business! Nosy! Always sticking her nose in! 263 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,496 No, you're crazy! 264 00:17:41,209 --> 00:17:44,770 The shame! The shame! - Calm down, calm down! 265 00:17:44,842 --> 00:17:47,907 The point is you're a student's mother. Excuse me. 266 00:17:47,977 --> 00:17:50,230 Then why did you come? I just come from there, no? 267 00:17:50,299 --> 00:17:54,519 But the Segesta arrives today at 5. Don�t you see? - At 5? - Yes. 268 00:17:54,589 --> 00:17:57,039 And when does it depart? - Tomorrow. - Tomorrow? 269 00:17:57,192 --> 00:18:00,567 You're saying your husband will spend the night here? Then we're safe! 270 00:18:00,637 --> 00:18:04,519 Of course! We're saved! Between a husband and his wife... 271 00:18:07,021 --> 00:18:11,171 Yes, I know, I understand. I can imagine how sad that makes you. 272 00:18:11,241 --> 00:18:13,427 But what can you do? I'd do it for you. 273 00:18:14,089 --> 00:18:17,007 We have no other... no other way. 274 00:18:17,303 --> 00:18:20,232 You mustn't count on that, Paolo. - No, no, I do. 275 00:18:20,302 --> 00:18:22,652 And how I count on it! I can't stop counting! 276 00:18:24,857 --> 00:18:27,697 No? - No. - No? 277 00:18:27,942 --> 00:18:30,764 So that means between you and your husband... 278 00:18:32,330 --> 00:18:33,512 Oh, God! 279 00:18:33,810 --> 00:18:39,077 Between him and me, nothing. After the birth of Non�. 280 00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:45,653 Fine. 281 00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:51,740 You don't think I make you do that? 282 00:18:51,810 --> 00:18:55,239 No, no! But let me at least note that this man behaves in an unworthy way. 283 00:18:55,309 --> 00:18:58,030 What kind of husband do you have? Is he a husband? 284 00:18:58,101 --> 00:18:59,274 No. - Well then? 285 00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:03,266 Is it possible that... there's... really nothing? 286 00:19:03,421 --> 00:19:05,179 Eh, yes. - No hope? 287 00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:08,078 But then we are done for! We are done for! 288 00:19:08,242 --> 00:19:09,539 And how! 289 00:19:09,609 --> 00:19:13,585 I don't understand. Not even... nothing! 290 00:19:18,389 --> 00:19:19,823 Professor! 291 00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,715 Professor! - What is it? 292 00:19:22,809 --> 00:19:24,776 Who called you, eh? What do you want? 293 00:19:25,286 --> 00:19:28,284 They brought this package. - Who? 294 00:19:28,354 --> 00:19:31,451 Mr. Saro sent it. - Who is this Saro, eh? 295 00:19:31,707 --> 00:19:35,344 The pharmacist! The doctor�s brother. 296 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:39,991 The doctor! 297 00:19:40,061 --> 00:19:44,451 It's the bottle of the drops. He says he forgot at the pharmacy. 298 00:19:44,522 --> 00:19:45,933 I'll put it here. 299 00:19:47,689 --> 00:19:50,985 But what's the matter with you? I don�t understand. 300 00:20:01,193 --> 00:20:02,383 All right? 301 00:20:03,008 --> 00:20:05,543 When does your husband leave? Tomorrow? 302 00:20:05,681 --> 00:20:07,370 Yes. - For how long? 303 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,055 6 months. - 6 months? 304 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:13,127 Yes. - 6 for 8... 105. 305 00:20:13,198 --> 00:20:16,690 Yes! It adds up. 306 00:20:17,410 --> 00:20:19,005 There is no other remedy. 307 00:20:19,448 --> 00:20:23,336 The doctor! Yes. He'll know what to do. 308 00:20:23,626 --> 00:20:24,977 What could he do? 309 00:20:25,223 --> 00:20:29,430 Oh, Paolino! You scare me when you start thinking. 310 00:20:29,641 --> 00:20:32,266 You have an idea. - Not yet. But... 311 00:20:33,225 --> 00:20:36,230 Dr. Poeo is a friend of mine. He�s like my brother. 312 00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:39,882 He�s a man full of initiative. I'll go to him and he�ll help me. 313 00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:43,624 Can he help you with me? - Surely, let me try. 314 00:20:43,950 --> 00:20:45,701 At the point where we're at... 315 00:20:45,908 --> 00:20:48,693 The intervention of a doctor always fixes such cases. 316 00:20:49,198 --> 00:20:52,098 But you will compromise me! - Really? Then you want to die. 317 00:20:52,267 --> 00:20:56,240 If a scandal breaks out and that beast of a husband finds out, he�ll choke us! 318 00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:03,548 Eh, yes, on account of my skin... I don�t want to put it off. 319 00:21:03,618 --> 00:21:07,155 Ah, I know, Paolino, it's frightening. But your idea is even more so. 320 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:10,141 Ah! - Ah, the Segesta arrives at 5. 321 00:21:10,211 --> 00:21:13,777 I got a craving and you got an idea: All the misfortunes at once! 322 00:21:13,846 --> 00:21:16,523 But calm down, calm down! 323 00:21:16,592 --> 00:21:19,373 Follow my lead. You see how calm I am. 324 00:21:19,442 --> 00:21:22,978 See, if I were trembling, see I'm all... I'm not. 325 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:25,999 Now go home. 326 00:21:26,803 --> 00:21:29,680 I�ll go to the pharmacy to look for the doctor. - No! - Yes! 327 00:21:30,242 --> 00:21:33,695 I'm going to look for him. I hope he gets here before the ship. 328 00:21:33,763 --> 00:21:36,971 And tonight I'll be at supper with you like usual. 329 00:21:37,041 --> 00:21:39,387 Look me in the eyes! Go! 330 00:21:40,599 --> 00:21:42,472 Go, go! 331 00:21:42,724 --> 00:21:44,397 Professor! - Open up! 332 00:21:44,661 --> 00:21:48,395 Professor, open up! - Open! - It's hot! 333 00:21:49,004 --> 00:21:51,643 Ah, right. I forgot about the retards. 334 00:21:51,712 --> 00:21:53,917 We can�t breathe anymore! - Open up! 335 00:21:53,987 --> 00:21:55,619 Breathe through your nose! 336 00:21:55,847 --> 00:21:58,896 Go now. Goodbye, Ma�am! 337 00:21:58,970 --> 00:22:01,455 Don�t worry. We'll meet again tonight at the house. 338 00:22:01,527 --> 00:22:04,089 Be brave. Brave! 339 00:22:05,419 --> 00:22:08,819 Brave! - Professor! - Coming! Brave. 340 00:22:08,890 --> 00:22:11,299 Open up! - Professor, we can�t take it anymore! 341 00:22:12,851 --> 00:22:14,675 All this over a little smoke! 342 00:22:14,839 --> 00:22:18,517 Silence! How brave! Over a bit of smoke! 343 00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:23,487 This is bullying! - Your light has suffocated us! 344 00:22:23,557 --> 00:22:26,054 I couldn�t see, you know? - We�ll tell our parents! 345 00:22:26,124 --> 00:22:27,519 Get out, out! 346 00:22:27,589 --> 00:22:32,425 And tell your parents for what they pay me, I already had enough! 347 00:22:32,495 --> 00:22:35,271 You are ignorant, retards, the...! 348 00:22:48,918 --> 00:22:51,489 No, no, no, no, the 7th done, the chord in 3rd. 349 00:22:51,559 --> 00:22:55,878 Don Maciste, I�ve been waiting a half hour. - OK, have some patience, you'll be served. 350 00:22:55,966 --> 00:22:59,493 My son is home sick, alone, and I'm here listening to a concert! 351 00:22:59,564 --> 00:23:02,297 This is not a pharmacy. It�s a singing school! 352 00:23:02,368 --> 00:23:04,381 Fa, la, re! - Hey, Paganini! 353 00:23:04,452 --> 00:23:08,583 Your doctor brother, when does he return? - He went to get the sick list. 354 00:23:08,652 --> 00:23:12,330 Pharmacist, my son is sick! - Ma'am, we're all sick. 355 00:23:12,399 --> 00:23:14,630 Everybody! The whole world is sick! 356 00:23:14,699 --> 00:23:16,764 I could die any moment! 357 00:23:17,094 --> 00:23:19,300 Help! Help! 358 00:23:25,970 --> 00:23:30,174 Patience, Ma�am. Don�t scream, Ma'am, don�t scream! 359 00:23:35,003 --> 00:23:37,907 Blood everywhere! See, Ma�am, there's nothing you can do. 360 00:23:37,977 --> 00:23:40,482 There are more serious injuries! Go now. 361 00:23:40,552 --> 00:23:42,831 Go now with God's help. Go. 362 00:23:43,666 --> 00:23:46,573 Go away! Ah! 363 00:23:51,593 --> 00:23:55,300 Marian�, what�s the matter? - The matter is that I feel bad. 364 00:23:55,370 --> 00:23:58,003 You feel bad? - Yes. - Here, drink a sip of water. 365 00:23:58,073 --> 00:24:00,619 Drink a sip of water, a sip of water! 366 00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:02,350 There, tell me what it was. 367 00:24:02,421 --> 00:24:03,935 What it was? 368 00:24:04,005 --> 00:24:06,116 It was that you men should be locked up 369 00:24:06,186 --> 00:24:09,131 between bars like wild beasts! They should lock you up! 370 00:24:09,201 --> 00:24:11,353 What happened? - You see that woman? 371 00:24:11,423 --> 00:24:14,903 That woman is a saint, they could put her on the altar! 372 00:24:15,041 --> 00:24:18,949 Yet her husband thinks she betrayed him! Look what he did her to this morning! 373 00:24:19,018 --> 00:24:22,691 Her husband? - Yes, her husband! Returning with the boat to the harbor. 374 00:24:22,759 --> 00:24:24,782 Returning to the harbor... 375 00:24:25,187 --> 00:24:28,037 Oh. my God, I feel sick. - Professor, what�s with you? 376 00:24:28,107 --> 00:24:29,300 A drink of water. 377 00:24:30,461 --> 00:24:33,456 Professor! - I feel sick too. - Give it to me. 378 00:24:33,527 --> 00:24:36,607 He's crazy! Crazy! - Don�t go on so! 379 00:24:36,677 --> 00:24:40,794 No, no, no, no! Fa, la, re, fa, la, re! 380 00:24:42,685 --> 00:24:44,755 Just like that. 381 00:24:45,547 --> 00:24:49,860 Excuse me, that lady�s husband is Gennaro, called �Dog's Nose? 382 00:24:49,930 --> 00:24:52,320 Yes, Sir. - The sailor? - Yes, Sir, the sailor. 383 00:24:52,389 --> 00:24:54,402 Who does such things? Sailors! 384 00:24:54,474 --> 00:24:57,060 Because they're pigs, they think their wives stink! 385 00:24:57,131 --> 00:25:00,506 Look what he has reduced that poor woman to! Just look! 386 00:25:01,496 --> 00:25:02,864 La, re, la... 387 00:25:03,596 --> 00:25:05,845 Shut up! You'll make me miss the notes. 388 00:25:06,173 --> 00:25:10,860 Professor, I'm not just saying this, but the women in this town, excluding me, 389 00:25:10,930 --> 00:25:13,792 are pure as drinking water, so pure! 390 00:25:13,861 --> 00:25:15,821 While the men... - Men? 391 00:25:15,892 --> 00:25:17,547 Ehhh, the men! - What is it? 392 00:25:17,616 --> 00:25:19,777 Let's forget it, Professor. Forget it. 393 00:25:20,043 --> 00:25:22,397 For example, look at that woman's husband there. 394 00:25:22,467 --> 00:25:24,950 He has come to me at least 20 times. 395 00:25:25,020 --> 00:25:29,163 20 times he found the door slammed in his face like that! 396 00:25:29,692 --> 00:25:31,851 Because, professor, I go with everyone, eh! 397 00:25:31,922 --> 00:25:35,410 But never with my neighbors� husbands! Never, absolutely never! 398 00:25:35,479 --> 00:25:37,366 Good, it's to your credit, good. 399 00:25:37,436 --> 00:25:39,602 Yes, it is! And that scoundrel there, 400 00:25:39,672 --> 00:25:42,324 when I went to keep him from his wife, look what he did! 401 00:25:42,394 --> 00:25:44,481 Ay! - A bite, yes a bite! 402 00:25:44,552 --> 00:25:49,792 Look, their teeth are like sharks! Stay away from them! Take if from me. 403 00:25:49,864 --> 00:25:53,915 Stay away, Professor! - You're so right, my girl. Keep away from sailors! 404 00:25:54,382 --> 00:25:56,692 Dear Doctor! - Hey, Hi Paolino. 405 00:25:56,762 --> 00:26:00,632 I�ve been waiting a half an hour for you. - Me? Excuse me one moment. Saro! 406 00:26:00,702 --> 00:26:03,944 What is it? - Are all the calls here? - Yes. - OK. 407 00:26:04,014 --> 00:26:06,767 Stuff and nonsense. - Nonsense? These people are sick! 408 00:26:06,837 --> 00:26:10,510 Probably all little colds. - What is it? - I must speak to you urgently. 409 00:26:10,581 --> 00:26:13,305 Yeah, I see. You�ve invented another disease. 410 00:26:13,374 --> 00:26:16,233 No, it's serious, very much. - You're as healthy as a fish! 411 00:26:16,303 --> 00:26:18,082 It's not about fish or illness. 412 00:26:18,154 --> 00:26:20,965 It's about a thing... - I get it, we'll talk tonight. 413 00:26:21,036 --> 00:26:24,330 No, be patient. - Tonight after the visits. I've no time! 414 00:26:25,675 --> 00:26:28,999 But this is a matter of tragedy... - I said I can�t! - Listen... 415 00:26:29,068 --> 00:26:31,392 Don�t insist, I can�t. - Will you listen? 416 00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:35,733 Come here. Listen to me! 417 00:26:35,957 --> 00:26:39,293 Nino, Nino, Nino! - I'm here. 418 00:26:39,555 --> 00:26:42,998 A monstrous thing. Two houses: one here and one in Naples. 419 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,535 Captain Perella, eh! 420 00:26:46,476 --> 00:26:48,974 He really must be lucky! 421 00:26:49,044 --> 00:26:52,108 Eh, with this housing crisis two houses make a nice return. 422 00:26:52,269 --> 00:26:54,897 Nino, Nino! - Nino! 423 00:26:54,967 --> 00:26:57,742 Shut up, don�t yell, don�t yell. 424 00:26:57,963 --> 00:27:01,895 Why do you play dumb? Two families: one legal and one illegal. 425 00:27:01,965 --> 00:27:07,019 Right, 'cause Perella taking advantage of his situation as captain of the Marina, 426 00:27:07,794 --> 00:27:09,706 has created two little families. 427 00:27:09,776 --> 00:27:14,021 Don't these things seem shocking? Like the Turks! Like the Turks! 428 00:27:16,682 --> 00:27:19,006 There. - No. - No? 429 00:27:19,212 --> 00:27:23,599 No...! Yes...! Fine! Probably like the Turks. - Probably? They are! 430 00:27:23,669 --> 00:27:26,668 Nino! - I have my patients! 431 00:27:26,901 --> 00:27:30,861 Listen to me! Listen to me! - Yes, I�m listening. 432 00:27:31,452 --> 00:27:34,983 Do you know what Captain Perella gets up to? - No! 433 00:27:36,063 --> 00:27:37,181 I'll tell you. 434 00:27:37,607 --> 00:27:41,270 Whenever he lands, the rare, very rare times he lands, 435 00:27:41,837 --> 00:27:44,743 he looks for any reason to bicker with his wife. 436 00:27:45,046 --> 00:27:50,507 Goes to sleep alone, shuts himself in a room and bars the door with a big pole. 437 00:27:50,577 --> 00:27:53,465 In the morning, he leaves and if you see him, you're lucky. 438 00:27:53,655 --> 00:27:55,194 You understand? - But no! 439 00:27:56,032 --> 00:27:58,203 What are you telling me? - Go to heaven! 440 00:27:59,102 --> 00:28:00,325 But how? 441 00:28:01,527 --> 00:28:05,268 He comes back after a long time, closes with a pole... 442 00:28:05,709 --> 00:28:06,976 When he does. 443 00:28:07,045 --> 00:28:09,524 And the next morning... - You think it's funny? 444 00:28:09,594 --> 00:28:14,193 Well, of course it is. Excuse me, a, a... 445 00:28:14,983 --> 00:28:18,093 But, tell me, how do you know these things? 446 00:28:18,742 --> 00:28:22,392 Right, how do I know, eh? How do I know? I know. 447 00:28:22,461 --> 00:28:24,271 I know. - Yes, yes, but how? 448 00:28:24,526 --> 00:28:26,306 In my role as a pedagogue. - Eh? 449 00:28:26,375 --> 00:28:30,118 Yes, because I�ve been giving lessons to Perella�s son for a year. 450 00:28:30,319 --> 00:28:33,880 Ah! In your role as a pedagogue, eh? 451 00:28:34,961 --> 00:28:37,516 You could've said so from the first, no? 452 00:28:37,820 --> 00:28:41,581 Excuse me, but I'm there. - No, don�t leave me that way. 453 00:28:42,153 --> 00:28:44,916 Listen. - What a day, what a day! 454 00:28:44,986 --> 00:28:47,654 Listen to me! You must help me. 455 00:28:47,926 --> 00:28:52,118 Help, help save this poor woman! I have my patients! - Let the sick be! 456 00:28:52,190 --> 00:28:55,748 One more sick, one less dead, it's all the same, no? - What do you mean? 457 00:28:56,395 --> 00:28:59,248 You must help me save this poor woman from the precipice. 458 00:28:59,479 --> 00:29:02,216 What precipice? - You don�t understand? - No! 459 00:29:02,285 --> 00:29:05,154 You're really thick, you know? - Who's there? 460 00:29:05,224 --> 00:29:06,885 It's the doctor. - The doctor. 461 00:29:06,953 --> 00:29:10,574 No, I don't understand. - This poor woman is left alone by her husband 462 00:29:10,644 --> 00:29:13,118 and now she finds herself... Got it now? Eh? 463 00:29:13,781 --> 00:29:16,801 Ah! - Eh! - And you want me to help you? 464 00:29:16,872 --> 00:29:18,861 You're a friend and a doctor. - Really? 465 00:29:18,932 --> 00:29:21,810 But this is penal code territory. You understand? 466 00:29:21,972 --> 00:29:25,446 And they who get involved face a penalty from 3 to 6 years! 467 00:29:25,861 --> 00:29:28,568 You misunderstood! - 3 to 6! - I didn�t mean that! 468 00:29:29,077 --> 00:29:31,481 Doctor, hurry! - Hello, Donna Amedea. 469 00:29:31,552 --> 00:29:35,172 How bad he is, Doctor! - He�s bad enough. 470 00:29:35,456 --> 00:29:38,306 He�s 75 and doesn�t know us anymore. 471 00:29:38,377 --> 00:29:40,011 Don�t worry, now we'll see. 472 00:29:40,082 --> 00:29:42,212 Hi, Professor. - I'm with the doctor. 473 00:29:42,283 --> 00:29:44,418 Please, take a seat. You're the master. 474 00:29:44,488 --> 00:29:47,392 Hurry, doctor, hurry, for heaven's sake, he�s bad! 475 00:29:47,462 --> 00:29:49,711 Look how he is, poor thing! 476 00:29:50,851 --> 00:29:55,145 Eh, yes, yes, yes, just as I thought. Let's take a little look. 477 00:29:59,366 --> 00:30:02,188 Eh, how long has he been sick? - For some time. 478 00:30:02,258 --> 00:30:05,129 Eh! You could've waited longer to call me! 479 00:30:05,199 --> 00:30:08,347 What do you mean? - What do you mean, what do you mean! 480 00:30:08,606 --> 00:30:10,408 How old is he? - 75. 481 00:30:10,606 --> 00:30:15,385 75 years! Now we're getting there. - Why are we "getting there now"? 482 00:30:15,455 --> 00:30:18,956 I must do the talking now, no? - But I also know a thing or two. 483 00:30:19,027 --> 00:30:22,096 Ma'am, this is an embolism. - Got it? Empoli. 484 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:26,449 He lost consciousness. - And should we waste our time with somebody like that? 485 00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:30,158 We've more serious, important things to talk about! - Will you cut it out? 486 00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:33,006 Ma�am, please do me a favor. Go immediately to the pharmacy 487 00:30:33,076 --> 00:30:35,690 and get some leeches. - What are you sending her to do? 488 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:39,087 Boil this syringe for me. - Fine, go then. 489 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,221 And please knock it off. - Now then� 490 00:30:41,477 --> 00:30:45,422 Returning to our previous talk... you don�t understand anything! 491 00:30:45,493 --> 00:30:48,924 I don�t? What are you talking about? - Mrs Perella... - Yes, the lady! 492 00:30:48,993 --> 00:30:52,041 The lady finds herself in a state of...! - Well? 493 00:30:52,110 --> 00:30:54,527 And you want me to do an...! 494 00:30:54,596 --> 00:30:57,948 Tell me, how dare you think such a thing of me? Whom do you take me for? 495 00:30:58,017 --> 00:31:00,124 I'm a good person, an honest gentleman! 496 00:31:00,262 --> 00:31:03,166 I am an upright professor! Whatever you may say! 497 00:31:03,237 --> 00:31:04,328 Got it? 498 00:31:04,398 --> 00:31:07,799 Mrs Perella conversely, is an honest person. 499 00:31:07,870 --> 00:31:10,218 A decent, honest person. My apologies. 500 00:31:10,289 --> 00:31:13,114 Honest, modest. She is virtue personified! 501 00:31:13,185 --> 00:31:15,290 I�m telling you! - Yeah, OK. 502 00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:18,474 Let it go! Let it go. 503 00:31:18,545 --> 00:31:21,638 Let it go? - Yes, let it go! - Let it go! 504 00:31:21,708 --> 00:31:24,828 I won�t allow it, understand? I won�t allow it! 505 00:31:24,909 --> 00:31:28,175 I want only one thing from you. An honest and moral thing. 506 00:31:28,260 --> 00:31:32,902 Yes? And what, according to you, would this honest and moral thing be? 507 00:31:32,973 --> 00:31:36,325 That Captain Perella does his duty as husband. 508 00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:39,997 And when he comes back, when he lands, he won�t slam the door in her face! 509 00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:41,351 That's what I want! 510 00:31:42,155 --> 00:31:45,479 That's what you want? - Yes. - You just want that? 511 00:31:45,763 --> 00:31:48,514 And you would like that from me? 512 00:31:51,805 --> 00:31:54,082 Where do you get these ideas? 513 00:31:54,595 --> 00:31:59,923 So you imagine, I can force a donkey to drink? 514 00:31:59,992 --> 00:32:04,251 I could pick up that dead man and slap your face with him! Sorry, eh? 515 00:32:04,691 --> 00:32:08,945 Listen, Marcello, where did you get this idea? 516 00:32:09,015 --> 00:32:12,133 But why do you laugh? Why? - Sorry, if I laugh. 517 00:32:12,203 --> 00:32:18,087 Tragedy looms, a woman's honor is at stake and this idiot, a licensed doctor laughs! 518 00:32:18,158 --> 00:32:22,389 This is too rich! - Laugh, Sir, but is the godfather better? 519 00:32:22,458 --> 00:32:24,213 He's better! - No, no! 520 00:32:24,283 --> 00:32:26,412 Come, come! Godfather is better! 521 00:32:26,481 --> 00:32:31,570 Better? Is he really better? - Better? Silence! He�s dead! 522 00:32:31,710 --> 00:32:34,183 No, what dead? - He's pre-dead. 523 00:32:34,253 --> 00:32:36,298 No, don�t listen to him, please. 524 00:32:36,369 --> 00:32:39,749 Go away and let me do my work. - I'll go in the kitchen. 525 00:32:39,819 --> 00:32:42,580 Where's the basin? - In the kitchen. - The kitchen. 526 00:32:45,129 --> 00:32:49,671 And you... how come you, what do you want? 527 00:32:52,401 --> 00:32:56,249 Oh, hey. Hey! - Yes? - Don�t run! - No. 528 00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,779 Hold this, please. - What are you going to do? 529 00:32:58,848 --> 00:33:00,977 Don't you see the syringe? - For whom? 530 00:33:01,153 --> 00:33:03,924 For him. Who else? - Him? - Yes. 531 00:33:05,244 --> 00:33:08,415 What are you doing? - Look, you've already done enough. 532 00:33:08,485 --> 00:33:11,847 Let me work in peace. Be still. - Then to summarize... - Yes? 533 00:33:11,917 --> 00:33:16,448 Regarding what we said, Captain Perella... - Ah! - Perella! 534 00:33:16,518 --> 00:33:19,060 Perella, I get it. - Sailed for 3 months... - Yes. 535 00:33:19,130 --> 00:33:22,095 Comes back today. - Yes. - In 2 hours. - OK. 536 00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:25,653 Yes, he'll only stay here tonight. You get me? Only tonight. 537 00:33:25,724 --> 00:33:28,620 Only tonight, got it. - Tomorrow he leaves for Algeria. 538 00:33:28,690 --> 00:33:30,641 He'll be away from home 6 months. 539 00:33:30,966 --> 00:33:34,809 Tonight must be taken advantage of. Otherwise, all is lost. 540 00:33:35,087 --> 00:33:37,680 Got it? - Eh? Got it? - What? - Got it? 541 00:33:37,750 --> 00:33:39,667 Eh, I got it, yes! - Are you deaf? 542 00:33:39,737 --> 00:33:42,821 I'm not one of your students. I understood perfectly. 543 00:33:43,193 --> 00:33:47,348 You would like to bear the responsibility on the shoulders of her husband. 544 00:33:47,420 --> 00:33:49,752 You call that a husband? Him a husband? 545 00:33:49,823 --> 00:33:52,974 He neglects his wife, shirks his duty? You call that a husband? 546 00:33:53,043 --> 00:33:56,234 Yes, I agree. He's certainly not a normal husband. 547 00:33:56,315 --> 00:33:58,752 And we must force him to be a normal husband! 548 00:33:58,822 --> 00:34:00,566 Force him to do his duty! 549 00:34:00,801 --> 00:34:03,023 You understand? And you must help me! 550 00:34:03,093 --> 00:34:05,838 And... and... did you notice? The effect of my injection. 551 00:34:05,908 --> 00:34:08,925 Eh, I told you so! Donna Matilde! 552 00:34:09,123 --> 00:34:11,836 Donna Matilde! He�s come to! Come! 553 00:34:11,906 --> 00:34:14,862 But... it's a placebo! 554 00:34:17,131 --> 00:34:18,166 Papa! 555 00:34:19,527 --> 00:34:23,781 You�re all here, Don Pasquale, Donna Maria, Donna Carmela, 556 00:34:23,851 --> 00:34:27,144 the professor, the doctor, all of you so good. 557 00:34:27,215 --> 00:34:29,967 All here. - But now I must get up. 558 00:34:30,037 --> 00:34:32,290 No, no, no! - I have to fish! 559 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:36,085 Calm down! - You must stay in bed! 560 00:34:36,453 --> 00:34:38,914 In bed! - In bed! - What are you doing? 561 00:34:38,984 --> 00:34:42,688 It's just for a little while! Stay in bed! - Keep quiet! Don't push! 562 00:34:45,860 --> 00:34:47,185 Well then? 563 00:34:48,020 --> 00:34:49,649 We�ll see. 564 00:34:49,909 --> 00:34:53,027 I say this captain tonight will eat at home, right? 565 00:34:53,097 --> 00:34:55,609 Of course he will. I'm invited too. 566 00:34:55,799 --> 00:34:58,517 Right. As a pedagogue, eh? 567 00:34:59,354 --> 00:35:03,329 Well, I suppose you won't show up empty-handed. 568 00:35:03,399 --> 00:35:05,544 No, I promised pastries for the boy. 569 00:35:05,616 --> 00:35:08,989 Well, then it�s quite simple. Buy those pastries. 570 00:35:09,059 --> 00:35:13,182 What do pastries have to do with this? - Don�t worry. 571 00:35:13,252 --> 00:35:16,344 Buy the pastries and bring them to my brother at the pharmacy. 572 00:35:16,435 --> 00:35:18,862 Leave it to me. - But they're for the boy! 573 00:35:18,932 --> 00:35:23,107 OK! The lady eats them too, right? - So? 574 00:35:23,632 --> 00:35:26,784 You'll also offer them to the captain! 575 00:35:27,114 --> 00:35:29,142 Those pastries, right? - So? 576 00:35:29,639 --> 00:35:31,546 You still don�t get it? - No. 577 00:35:32,996 --> 00:35:37,274 Look, today modern chemistry is capable of anything. 578 00:35:37,561 --> 00:35:39,970 It confesses the sins that have been committed. 579 00:35:40,248 --> 00:35:42,797 And those which haven�t been committed. 580 00:35:42,866 --> 00:35:46,692 And if necessary, makes them commit sins. 581 00:35:46,971 --> 00:35:51,355 Buy the pastries and bring them to my brother's pharmacy. Leave the rest to me. 582 00:35:51,857 --> 00:35:53,583 Am I clear enough now? 583 00:35:54,336 --> 00:35:57,864 By Jove! You're a genius! You're immense! 584 00:35:59,596 --> 00:36:02,511 I'll buy 20, is that enough? - Probably too many. - Oh, no! 585 00:36:02,581 --> 00:36:05,355 I'll buy 20, 30, 40, one billion, two million! 586 00:36:05,425 --> 00:36:07,144 All the pastries! 587 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:17,833 Love is a song of 100 notes, 588 00:36:17,902 --> 00:36:21,081 trembling like the cords under my fingers, 589 00:36:21,151 --> 00:36:24,470 and 100,000 times, with sugared lips 590 00:36:24,540 --> 00:36:27,340 all the ladies' eyes begin to wreak havoc. 591 00:36:28,990 --> 00:36:31,209 Professor. - Hurray! Let�s go! 592 00:36:31,513 --> 00:36:32,941 May I, eh! 593 00:36:33,532 --> 00:36:36,714 Ah, that's what love does! 594 00:36:36,785 --> 00:36:39,917 When it aims at your heart, when an arrow gets inside you, 595 00:36:39,987 --> 00:36:43,199 your peace of mind will be gone. 596 00:36:43,575 --> 00:36:46,690 Ah, that's what love does! 597 00:36:46,761 --> 00:36:49,784 It wants this, it wants that, give it all, it still wants more, 598 00:36:49,854 --> 00:36:53,224 it always makes you yearn. 599 00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:58,915 Beautiful girl, 600 00:36:58,985 --> 00:37:04,649 when love introduces himself, 601 00:37:04,730 --> 00:37:08,536 And he tells you, "If I may, whatever happens tomorrow," 602 00:37:08,607 --> 00:37:12,013 "your peace of mind will be gone." 603 00:37:14,526 --> 00:37:18,126 Love doesn't have a good candle, 604 00:37:18,195 --> 00:37:21,410 my girl, be careful, where you look, 605 00:37:21,479 --> 00:37:24,503 he's not looking for a wife, he'll deceive you I swear it, 606 00:37:24,572 --> 00:37:28,659 he chases women just for fun and friends just to play with. 607 00:37:29,551 --> 00:37:32,691 Ah, that's what love does! 608 00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:35,940 When it aims at your heart, when an arrow gets inside you, 609 00:37:36,010 --> 00:37:38,980 your peace of mind will be gone. 610 00:37:39,630 --> 00:37:41,851 Ah, that's what love... 611 00:37:41,922 --> 00:37:45,614 Come on, come on, let's go! Put your backs into it! 612 00:37:45,685 --> 00:37:48,832 Get everything ready now we're going to get Perella, eh! 613 00:37:50,548 --> 00:37:53,472 Be happy, Mariann�! - And why should I be happy? 614 00:37:53,541 --> 00:37:56,432 Eh, the Segesta is coming soon! 615 00:37:56,643 --> 00:38:00,265 There are 15 crewmen, all under 30. 616 00:38:00,335 --> 00:38:03,263 It'll be 90 days since they touched land. 617 00:38:03,334 --> 00:38:06,690 With those beards of 3 months, there'll be little to be happy about. 618 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,867 What do you care about beards? 619 00:38:18,183 --> 00:38:21,644 Is Papa coming with the ship? - Not yet. Fortunately. 620 00:38:22,210 --> 00:38:25,503 And that jerk of a pharmacist is nowhere to be seen. 621 00:38:25,573 --> 00:38:29,627 The pharmacist? Who's sick? - Everyone. We're all sick! 622 00:38:29,696 --> 00:38:31,688 We�re all bad! Now then... 623 00:38:32,472 --> 00:38:34,601 Let me see this geography lesson. Go on! 624 00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:37,851 My glasses. 625 00:38:38,047 --> 00:38:40,534 What a wretched day! 626 00:38:41,209 --> 00:38:44,223 What a wretched day, I'll remember it as long as I live! 627 00:38:44,292 --> 00:38:49,053 Eh, eh? What do you want? I�m talking to myself. Now then. 628 00:38:51,212 --> 00:38:52,520 So. 629 00:38:53,321 --> 00:38:55,829 "The capital of France is Vienna." 630 00:38:59,567 --> 00:39:03,397 "Crossed by the river Po which flows into the Black Sea," 631 00:39:03,545 --> 00:39:06,701 "bathing Palermo, the capital of Northern Italy." 632 00:39:06,772 --> 00:39:08,321 Well, not bad. 633 00:39:08,478 --> 00:39:10,474 Nothing too bad, I'll give you 9, eh! 634 00:39:10,544 --> 00:39:13,765 Hurray! 3 eights, 1 ten and 2 nines! 635 00:39:14,073 --> 00:39:15,277 Are you happy? 636 00:39:15,347 --> 00:39:18,023 So when papa comes, you'll show him your notebooks 637 00:39:18,664 --> 00:39:20,024 and he'll be happy. 638 00:39:20,093 --> 00:39:24,195 Remember that you must do your utmost today so papa will be happy tonight! 639 00:39:24,266 --> 00:39:29,585 100, 200 and two 400... - What are you counting? 640 00:39:30,098 --> 00:39:36,222 400... 800... A 1000 lire, professor, a 1000 lire! - What's all this about lire? 641 00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:40,966 Yes, papa gives me 100 lire for every 8 and 200 lire every 9, so that�s a 1000 lire. 642 00:39:41,038 --> 00:39:42,721 Really! You're happy, eh? 643 00:39:42,798 --> 00:39:45,433 I am but not him. - No? My good boy, why? 644 00:39:45,503 --> 00:39:49,143 Because at first he gave me 300 lire for every 9 and 500 lire for every 10. 645 00:39:49,214 --> 00:39:51,795 But then he says you rain 8s, 9s and 10s. 646 00:39:51,864 --> 00:39:54,045 Really? He said that I rain them, eh? 647 00:39:54,203 --> 00:39:58,939 Yes, he said, "By Jove, this professor rains 8s, 9s and 10s!" 648 00:39:59,109 --> 00:40:02,918 He took the notebook and threw it away very angrily, like this! 649 00:40:03,296 --> 00:40:04,471 He got angry? 650 00:40:04,540 --> 00:40:07,651 Yes, he immediately lowered the rate. - He lowered the rate? 651 00:40:07,816 --> 00:40:10,787 By Jove, then we�ll lower it too. Wait, yes! 652 00:40:11,153 --> 00:40:13,549 Yes, we must go lower. Here I gave you 8. An 8! 653 00:40:13,798 --> 00:40:15,753 Let�s do a 5. - Professor! 654 00:40:15,824 --> 00:40:18,711 Silence, I said! I�m the professor! 655 00:40:18,781 --> 00:40:23,251 Here you wrote things from another world! I gave you 9. What 9? 0! 656 00:40:23,512 --> 00:40:24,891 Absolutely 0! 657 00:40:25,086 --> 00:40:28,536 Professor, the 1000 lire, Professor! The 1000 lire! 658 00:40:28,606 --> 00:40:30,741 All right, I'll give it to you! 659 00:40:31,582 --> 00:40:32,700 Here you are. 660 00:40:33,115 --> 00:40:35,649 What a day! What a day! 661 00:40:37,144 --> 00:40:38,472 Here it is. 662 00:40:39,246 --> 00:40:41,146 Goodbye, dear bread! Help yourself. 663 00:40:41,216 --> 00:40:45,000 Good day, Professor! - Now we'll all go to get papa! 664 00:40:45,070 --> 00:40:48,481 Eh, papa hasn't entered the port yet. There�s still some time. 665 00:40:48,550 --> 00:40:52,725 What? The Segesta not yet seen? - No, it should be spotted any moment. 666 00:40:53,049 --> 00:40:57,415 There was a rough sea last night. And when you sail, you leave and... 667 00:40:57,484 --> 00:41:00,516 Any danger of a storm? - No! - Shipwreck? - Please! 668 00:41:00,586 --> 00:41:02,104 Any collision, rocks? 669 00:41:02,704 --> 00:41:05,605 Let�s have the captain arrive, for the love of God! 670 00:41:06,081 --> 00:41:07,919 What do you imagine? 671 00:41:08,138 --> 00:41:11,077 You are a man of the land, you can�t understand certain things. 672 00:41:11,298 --> 00:41:15,594 Captain Perella is the best captain on the whole coast! 673 00:41:15,984 --> 00:41:18,418 He beats the clock faster than a train. 674 00:41:18,487 --> 00:41:20,615 That's a man! 675 00:41:20,778 --> 00:41:23,409 He learned geography on the sea! 676 00:41:23,635 --> 00:41:26,844 Not at school, Professor! - Shall we get papa? 677 00:41:26,913 --> 00:41:30,415 Let's go. - Ma'am said that Non� mustn�t get cold because he had pneumonia! 678 00:41:30,485 --> 00:41:33,201 Be careful, please! - Go! 679 00:41:33,747 --> 00:41:35,111 Professor! 680 00:41:37,105 --> 00:41:39,209 Here, I'm ready. 681 00:41:43,109 --> 00:41:46,012 Are you happy, Paolino? - Oh, my God! 682 00:41:48,723 --> 00:41:51,240 I followed your advice. I made myself pretty. 683 00:41:51,310 --> 00:41:55,335 I put on my ball dress. The one I had made on purpose for the Segesta dance. 684 00:41:55,404 --> 00:42:00,163 My dressmaker helped me alter it. It's nice and very tasteful. And in fashion. 685 00:42:00,232 --> 00:42:05,720 See these folds? The idea was hers. And this lace! I would've never dared. 686 00:42:05,790 --> 00:42:10,648 But she said, "Oh, yes, oh, yes, my dear, you will be a wonder!" 687 00:42:12,633 --> 00:42:14,390 You think Perella will like it? 688 00:42:14,461 --> 00:42:19,137 Won�t he think it a bit much ol�, ol�? 689 00:42:23,634 --> 00:42:28,084 Tell me you're joking? Eh? Are you joking? 690 00:42:28,154 --> 00:42:30,943 Have you looked at yourself in the mirror? Have you? 691 00:42:31,014 --> 00:42:33,312 Don't you know they would reject you for a scarecrow? 692 00:42:33,381 --> 00:42:35,839 Reject you for a scarecrow! 693 00:42:35,928 --> 00:42:39,809 You don't understand anything about men! You're an agnostic! 694 00:42:41,989 --> 00:42:45,859 Paolino...! And yet you liked me! 695 00:42:46,316 --> 00:42:49,771 What does that matter? I'm not a man! I mean I am, but not a husband! 696 00:42:49,841 --> 00:42:52,606 I mean you don't understand husbands, you don�t understand...! 697 00:42:53,058 --> 00:42:54,639 Not a thing! Nothing! 698 00:42:54,708 --> 00:42:56,904 It's obvious, eh? Yes. 699 00:42:56,975 --> 00:42:59,780 You don�t understand anything about men! Not one thing! 700 00:43:00,214 --> 00:43:02,208 Wha... wha... wha... what are you doing? 701 00:43:02,930 --> 00:43:05,639 Why are you turning pale? Come here, let's try and fix it. 702 00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:09,607 Let's try and fix it. Where are you going? Don�t cry! 703 00:43:09,677 --> 00:43:12,709 Eh, eh, don�t cry! I can�t look at women who cry. 704 00:43:12,779 --> 00:43:16,832 It hurts me. Understand? Oh, rouse yourself! 705 00:43:17,113 --> 00:43:20,142 Like I said, husbands want to find it hot and ready. 706 00:43:20,222 --> 00:43:22,151 Hot and ready! 707 00:43:22,221 --> 00:43:25,840 Hot and ready? - Ho...an...rea..., yes. Hot and ready. 708 00:43:25,910 --> 00:43:28,650 Why, if your husband comes and finds you likes this, 709 00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:30,714 it's true, you won�t be attractive! 710 00:43:30,785 --> 00:43:35,809 You are not appetizing. And not being appetizing, 711 00:43:35,879 --> 00:43:37,585 he won�t eat! 712 00:43:37,655 --> 00:43:40,505 And not eating, we are dishonored! 713 00:43:40,575 --> 00:43:44,079 Understand that we are dishonored. Look at this dress, how you got put it on. 714 00:43:44,169 --> 00:43:46,773 You see, this... this is a dress for Befana! 715 00:43:46,864 --> 00:43:49,356 And what is this artichoke supposed to be? 716 00:43:49,425 --> 00:43:51,397 Husbands don�t like artichokes! 717 00:43:51,660 --> 00:43:53,689 But, but they�re roses! - Roses? 718 00:43:53,758 --> 00:43:56,355 Must be artichoke roses. We must do something. 719 00:43:56,424 --> 00:43:58,341 Something must absolutely be done. 720 00:43:58,411 --> 00:44:00,939 Then... then you tell me what to add! 721 00:44:01,010 --> 00:44:03,480 What do I want to add? Ooh, what do I want to add? 722 00:44:03,549 --> 00:44:06,311 What I want to add... is a bite to this chair! 723 00:44:06,380 --> 00:44:08,193 Adding? You need to subtract! 724 00:44:08,263 --> 00:44:10,865 Let some air in! What�s with this mosquito net? 725 00:44:10,936 --> 00:44:15,111 Tell me what's with that mosquito net! Open it up! Air! Make room! 726 00:44:15,181 --> 00:44:18,928 But how? - A universal display of the theme! 727 00:44:19,354 --> 00:44:21,135 Like that! Show some cleavage! 728 00:44:21,205 --> 00:44:24,056 Show some cleavage! Uncleave! 729 00:44:24,135 --> 00:44:26,633 No, no, never! - But don't you understand 730 00:44:26,704 --> 00:44:29,589 our honor is at stake? Will you understand, yes or no? 731 00:44:31,093 --> 00:44:34,922 No, no, no, no! Don�t cry, please. 732 00:44:35,148 --> 00:44:38,121 Please, be good, no, no! 733 00:44:38,808 --> 00:44:40,620 Yes, I see, dear. I understand. 734 00:44:40,690 --> 00:44:43,418 The sacrifice you, so chaste and pure, must make is huge. 735 00:44:43,489 --> 00:44:45,470 I know. Fine, try to repress 736 00:44:45,540 --> 00:44:50,092 the revolt of your ravished modesty. Eh! Be good. 737 00:44:50,162 --> 00:44:54,655 But you see dear, you have graces, treasures you jealously keep guarded. 738 00:44:54,725 --> 00:44:58,591 Why do you want to keep them so jealously guarded, these graces and treasures? 739 00:44:58,661 --> 00:45:01,859 Show them off, be good, my love, show them off. 740 00:45:01,930 --> 00:45:04,333 Eh? Listen to your Paoluccio, OK? 741 00:45:04,404 --> 00:45:06,914 Do you want to show them? Eh, you understand? 742 00:45:07,130 --> 00:45:09,949 They won�t interest him, he�s already seen them! 743 00:45:10,019 --> 00:45:12,286 Then remind him of them! 744 00:45:15,323 --> 00:45:17,371 I say, are you or are you not a woman? 745 00:45:17,785 --> 00:45:20,745 Yes, but I'm not one of those! Remember that! 746 00:45:20,814 --> 00:45:23,360 But who said that? Who? 747 00:45:23,429 --> 00:45:25,652 I only said you must do your conjugal duties. 748 00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:28,453 If your husband comes and finds you dressed for Lent, 749 00:45:28,523 --> 00:45:30,385 what will become of our efforts? 750 00:45:30,454 --> 00:45:34,338 My efforts, the pharmacist's, the pastries', heh? How will it end? 751 00:45:34,491 --> 00:45:37,421 Show them off! Show them off! 752 00:45:37,491 --> 00:45:41,741 No! I�ll throw myself out of the window! - No! I'll throw myself out! 753 00:45:41,812 --> 00:45:43,389 Oh, no! - Yes! I'll die! 754 00:45:43,459 --> 00:45:45,944 I can�t take it! I�ll kill myself so it'll be over! 755 00:45:46,013 --> 00:45:50,156 Let us all die! I can�t take this anymore! I can�t! 756 00:45:50,226 --> 00:45:53,096 Why did I have pick this lady! 757 00:45:58,394 --> 00:46:01,378 Calm down, Paolino. Paolino, 758 00:46:01,447 --> 00:46:04,406 I'll go change. I'll do anything you want. But calm down, eh! 759 00:46:04,476 --> 00:46:09,263 Yes, I'm calm. I'm calm, but I can�t take this anymore. I can�t. 760 00:46:09,624 --> 00:46:11,939 What time is it? 761 00:46:12,032 --> 00:46:15,279 That damn pharmacist must bring me the pastries. 762 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,619 It's 5 o'clock and he hasn�t shown up. 763 00:46:20,849 --> 00:46:24,283 He�s no a pharmacist but a braggart. 764 00:46:24,913 --> 00:46:28,503 And he�s making a mistake. A mistake because I�ll break his head! 765 00:46:28,834 --> 00:46:30,916 He just made my list. - Paolino! 766 00:46:30,986 --> 00:46:33,766 Do you believe in the efficacy of that powder? 767 00:46:34,681 --> 00:46:38,395 Tell me, you believe it? - But what do I know? 768 00:46:38,662 --> 00:46:41,840 But what do I know? We�re trying it, aren�t we? 769 00:46:41,910 --> 00:46:44,547 We try everything, right? There's no harm in trying! 770 00:46:44,899 --> 00:46:49,351 What's this? You�re not dressed yet? Still like that, not changed, but...! 771 00:46:50,529 --> 00:46:53,292 Oh, god, an undershirt! Cleavage with that! 772 00:46:53,362 --> 00:46:55,935 Crazy! But where do you live? The moon? 773 00:46:56,005 --> 00:46:59,001 Put something on. What ugly clothes, all old! 774 00:46:59,071 --> 00:47:02,494 Old, out of fashion, rancid, ancient stuff! 775 00:47:02,565 --> 00:47:05,918 Belongs to... the 13th century, the 12th! 776 00:47:08,906 --> 00:47:10,535 Oh God, it's him! 777 00:47:10,751 --> 00:47:14,198 It's him! - No, no, no! 778 00:47:14,268 --> 00:47:17,193 Come on, for heaven's sake. It's not time to faint, up! 779 00:47:17,263 --> 00:47:20,909 Get up, get up, get up! Get... 780 00:47:24,194 --> 00:47:25,720 Stay up! 781 00:47:25,878 --> 00:47:29,507 Don�t act like that! You look so pale! 782 00:47:30,477 --> 00:47:35,182 But you told me I'm so beautiful when I'm pale. 783 00:47:35,695 --> 00:47:39,921 Me! So what? I�m a professor, I�m refined. I understand these things. 784 00:47:39,992 --> 00:47:42,982 But what do you expect him to understand? Blood is beautiful! 785 00:47:43,367 --> 00:47:48,258 He�s a beast, you understand! A beast! 786 00:47:51,410 --> 00:47:55,448 Jerk, more to the left! The left, you idiot! 787 00:47:55,924 --> 00:47:57,053 More! 788 00:47:58,643 --> 00:48:01,011 There it is that damn village! 789 00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:05,058 Look, they aren't even capable of one Christian port! - But now we're there. 790 00:48:05,128 --> 00:48:08,272 Enough! - It's been many years since I�ve seen my home. 791 00:48:08,342 --> 00:48:11,682 And 6 months since I�ve seen my wife. - Enough! - 6 months! 792 00:48:11,830 --> 00:48:15,359 And then, tonight'll be both Christmas and Easter for me. 793 00:48:15,887 --> 00:48:18,988 I bet you too, Captain... - Me? Yeah, right! - Love is like the sun... 794 00:48:19,058 --> 00:48:21,423 Tonight I want to rest. 795 00:48:21,815 --> 00:48:24,518 I did Easter and Christmas at Naples. 796 00:48:24,926 --> 00:48:26,878 It�s now Lent! 797 00:48:27,338 --> 00:48:28,838 Lent! 798 00:48:30,035 --> 00:48:32,944 Pasquale, what's with him? - Eh, who understands him? 799 00:48:33,266 --> 00:48:36,262 Whenever we're about to arrive in this town he becomes a beast. 800 00:48:36,652 --> 00:48:38,346 Dear Don Peppino! 801 00:48:38,452 --> 00:48:42,648 You're the owner of this boat, but if you weren't... - I know, dear Francesco. 802 00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:44,936 Look to see if my wife is at the window. 803 00:48:45,006 --> 00:48:47,197 Oh, yes, she'll certainly be there. 804 00:48:50,539 --> 00:48:52,769 Oh! - Well? What is it? 805 00:48:53,117 --> 00:48:55,319 Is that... - What is it? 806 00:48:55,388 --> 00:48:57,568 Your wife's not there. There�s a man. 807 00:49:08,572 --> 00:49:11,517 What are you doing? Halfwit, it's late! 808 00:49:11,587 --> 00:49:15,603 Eh, eh, calm down! I'm talking about music. Keep calm! 809 00:49:20,233 --> 00:49:23,568 That's not a man, it's a professor. 810 00:49:26,176 --> 00:49:29,069 Ah, by the way, are you going to Naples tonight? 811 00:49:29,140 --> 00:49:31,717 Yes, after checking and unloading the load. 812 00:49:31,788 --> 00:49:34,315 I forgot! Do you know Concetta? - Yes. 813 00:49:34,384 --> 00:49:36,409 Why not? We have no secrets. 814 00:49:36,479 --> 00:49:39,077 4 kids. - Right! 815 00:49:40,521 --> 00:49:43,468 Expensive. Do me a favor instead. 816 00:49:43,537 --> 00:49:50,240 I forgot the money for Concetta. Here is 30,000 lire for Concetta. 817 00:49:50,310 --> 00:49:51,909 What? I pay you too well. 818 00:49:51,979 --> 00:49:55,034 You go away for 5 months and leave 30,000 lire? - Too much? 819 00:49:55,105 --> 00:49:58,654 Look, dear Francesco, I can�t understand how a thrifty man, 820 00:49:58,725 --> 00:50:02,213 stingy like you, has placed the weight of 2 kids on his shoulders. 821 00:50:02,525 --> 00:50:06,666 See, if I didn�t land in Naples before arriving in this town... 822 00:50:06,735 --> 00:50:08,702 You met my wife? - Of course. 823 00:50:08,843 --> 00:50:13,382 There would be a child every time. Instead I do Naples first. 824 00:50:13,452 --> 00:50:19,258 So I'll only get my laundry washed here, eh? It�s better for me, right? 825 00:50:19,327 --> 00:50:22,292 Open the pastries, come on. - Speaking of that, I was saying... 826 00:50:22,363 --> 00:50:25,572 The kid being here by chance, it was dangerous to bring the pastries. 827 00:50:25,643 --> 00:50:29,752 If a kid takes one, you know what'll happen? - I didn't even think about that! 828 00:50:29,822 --> 00:50:31,930 If the kid eats one of these sweets... Ooh! 829 00:50:32,580 --> 00:50:35,848 Please! - That�s why I didn�t want to. - What didn�t you want to? 830 00:50:35,918 --> 00:50:40,509 What did you do? And the pastries? - The pastries? They were eaten! 831 00:50:40,580 --> 00:50:45,324 Damn it! You ate all them? All! Holy God! - But not all! 832 00:50:45,619 --> 00:50:47,978 Yes, all! I can eat 40 pastries! 833 00:50:48,047 --> 00:50:52,087 I ate half! - I said 40 pastries! 834 00:50:52,628 --> 00:50:54,611 How could you? - Indeed, 40 pastries! 835 00:50:54,681 --> 00:50:56,716 The other half my brother ate. 836 00:50:57,697 --> 00:51:00,391 I'll take a bite out of your head! 837 00:51:00,587 --> 00:51:03,353 And then? Then what's this stuff here? 838 00:51:03,423 --> 00:51:07,868 What's this? A bunny? A tank? What? - What bunny! What tank! 839 00:51:08,191 --> 00:51:11,106 I brought you a cake instead of pastries. - A cake? - Yes. 840 00:51:11,176 --> 00:51:14,065 Instead of pastries? - Yes. - Prepared according to our plan? 841 00:51:14,136 --> 00:51:16,088 Yes, according to our agreement. 842 00:51:23,694 --> 00:51:26,538 See this yellow part? - The cream. - Yes, the cream. 843 00:51:26,659 --> 00:51:28,639 The boy can eat that. 844 00:51:29,165 --> 00:51:31,235 Harmless? - Truly harmless. 845 00:51:31,950 --> 00:51:34,229 This dark part... - The chocolate? - Yes. 846 00:51:34,708 --> 00:51:38,421 None for the child, please! - Because in the chocolate there is... 847 00:51:41,900 --> 00:51:44,383 Listen, is it effective? 848 00:51:47,635 --> 00:51:49,451 You're a friend. - You're welcome. 849 00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:52,801 I'm counting on you. - I'll wind up in jail, dear. 850 00:51:52,871 --> 00:51:55,394 And now go, goodbye. - Good luck, best wishes, eh! 851 00:51:55,464 --> 00:51:57,162 Best wishes, goodbye. 852 00:51:57,232 --> 00:52:00,190 Say... like the tomb, eh? - Starting again? Agreed. 853 00:52:00,413 --> 00:52:02,040 Go... go. 854 00:52:14,741 --> 00:52:16,646 The future of a family... 855 00:52:17,189 --> 00:52:18,920 the honor of a woman... 856 00:52:19,343 --> 00:52:22,361 everything hangs on this concoction. 857 00:52:32,046 --> 00:52:33,859 Papa, I waited you for so long! 858 00:52:33,928 --> 00:52:36,234 Eh, your tuft, well combed tuft, your sweater! 859 00:52:36,305 --> 00:52:40,018 But how did you treat your mother? Oh, but you grew up, eh! How are you? 860 00:52:40,089 --> 00:52:44,760 What have you been doing? - I studied a lot. - Yes, a sailor must study. 861 00:52:44,830 --> 00:52:47,290 Your father studied a lot before coming. 862 00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:50,497 Tell me, did you learn to swim? - No. 863 00:52:50,565 --> 00:52:53,042 No? - You know, mama is afraid. 864 00:52:54,380 --> 00:52:57,278 Then, let's go! Swimming is instinctive! - No, Papa! 865 00:52:57,348 --> 00:53:01,827 Dogs swim alone, even idiots swim, you can swim too! 866 00:53:03,355 --> 00:53:06,729 Trust me, dear. I�m a man of the world. Leave it to me. 867 00:53:07,042 --> 00:53:08,178 You'll see. 868 00:53:10,781 --> 00:53:11,879 It burns! 869 00:53:12,867 --> 00:53:15,709 The fringe goes like this, like a diva, you see? 870 00:53:15,838 --> 00:53:18,183 My love, for the pleasure of that beast 871 00:53:18,303 --> 00:53:21,278 you must look like one of those. Got it? Trust me. 872 00:53:22,188 --> 00:53:24,591 Here, take this! 873 00:53:24,896 --> 00:53:26,894 Your brush. - Took long enough, snail! 874 00:53:26,963 --> 00:53:30,050 Really? Now because of you the captain will be mad at me! 875 00:53:30,196 --> 00:53:33,019 They call me here, there! I can�t take it anymore! 876 00:53:33,231 --> 00:53:35,449 Wait, we're missing something. 877 00:53:36,412 --> 00:53:38,874 Be still, eh? There. 878 00:53:39,591 --> 00:53:43,141 Like that. See, see? 879 00:53:43,210 --> 00:53:46,504 Now you have the eyebrows like those in the cinema. 880 00:53:46,575 --> 00:53:49,372 Magnificent. Get up, get up. 881 00:53:50,443 --> 00:53:52,341 Go look at yourself in the mirror. 882 00:53:59,619 --> 00:54:00,797 Very nice! 883 00:54:00,867 --> 00:54:02,809 And now tell me, Captain Perella! 884 00:54:02,981 --> 00:54:06,954 Tell me if she�s not more beautiful than the ladies of Naples! 885 00:54:07,974 --> 00:54:09,534 Oh, my God! 886 00:54:10,129 --> 00:54:12,224 But I'm a fright! 887 00:54:12,294 --> 00:54:15,083 No! You�re exactly as you should be for him. 888 00:54:15,915 --> 00:54:18,589 But so changed, he won�t even recognize me. 889 00:54:18,661 --> 00:54:22,227 He mustn't recognize you. He must see you like this, different. 890 00:54:23,349 --> 00:54:25,288 But me, a mother of a family! 891 00:54:26,005 --> 00:54:28,304 See what you did! 892 00:54:29,288 --> 00:54:32,688 Who's home? Where are you? 893 00:54:33,534 --> 00:54:35,893 So there�s no one home? 894 00:54:37,378 --> 00:54:39,165 At least give me the baggage! 895 00:54:39,235 --> 00:54:42,376 I return twice a year to this damn house 896 00:54:42,446 --> 00:54:44,726 and of course there�s nobody at the port! 897 00:54:44,797 --> 00:54:46,832 Sorry, but the professor...! - What are you saying? 898 00:54:46,900 --> 00:54:49,439 Welcome back. - Thank you, dear professor. 899 00:54:49,510 --> 00:54:52,355 Francesco... - Hi. Here's your student. 900 00:54:54,989 --> 00:54:56,625 Oh, my Non�! 901 00:54:56,788 --> 00:54:58,664 But he's all wet! What happened? 902 00:54:58,852 --> 00:55:00,588 What did you do? Mama! 903 00:55:00,889 --> 00:55:02,950 Are you hurt? - Hurt? 904 00:55:03,453 --> 00:55:06,237 Not at all! No, not at all. 905 00:55:06,653 --> 00:55:09,903 I did to him as my father done to me. 906 00:55:10,158 --> 00:55:15,690 He threw me into the sea dressed shouting, �Sink or swim!� 907 00:55:15,761 --> 00:55:17,161 And you're not dead. 908 00:55:18,068 --> 00:55:19,541 I became a swimmer. 909 00:55:21,543 --> 00:55:23,854 What an idea! Throw a child into the sea! 910 00:55:25,717 --> 00:55:28,197 Oh, God, help us! He's already had pneumonia twice 911 00:55:28,267 --> 00:55:32,515 Mama, do you know you look really funny? Papa, come see how funny mama looks! 912 00:55:32,585 --> 00:55:34,804 Hush, you understand? Or else! 913 00:55:35,042 --> 00:55:37,872 Here you go, I bought meat. How should I cook it? 914 00:55:37,943 --> 00:55:41,207 Leave it to me, don't worry about it. - Mama Mia! - What is it? 915 00:55:41,276 --> 00:55:43,295 Ma�am, what did you do? - What did I do? 916 00:55:43,477 --> 00:55:46,080 I don�t get it, what? - You're dressed like the circus. 917 00:55:46,151 --> 00:55:49,270 Circus! Why do you butt into your employers� affairs? 918 00:55:49,342 --> 00:55:50,738 But... - Go to the kitchen! 919 00:55:50,809 --> 00:55:53,077 Papa, Papa, come see how changed mama is! 920 00:55:53,147 --> 00:55:55,546 Come and see! - Changed? - Yes. 921 00:55:55,703 --> 00:55:59,337 Captain, see: The lady made such a change that you won�t recognize her. 922 00:56:00,030 --> 00:56:01,187 Let�s hope so. 923 00:56:01,684 --> 00:56:04,198 A gift for the lady, I bet. - A gift? 924 00:56:04,821 --> 00:56:05,881 Pajamas. 925 00:56:06,023 --> 00:56:08,941 In this house, it's the one thing that's done right. 926 00:56:09,219 --> 00:56:11,273 They get washed reasonably well. 927 00:56:12,581 --> 00:56:13,701 Reasonably. 928 00:56:13,976 --> 00:56:16,720 This is the last time I let you meet your papa on the dock. 929 00:56:16,789 --> 00:56:21,133 Papa, mama didn�t want me to swim! - Will you hush? I'm nervous enough. 930 00:56:21,204 --> 00:56:24,227 But you�re not nervous. You're silly, silly, silly! 931 00:56:24,510 --> 00:56:27,212 Papa, are you coming to see mama, yes or no? 932 00:56:27,675 --> 00:56:30,345 I can�t. - No. - I can�t! - Non�! 933 00:56:30,416 --> 00:56:32,934 Non�! Don�t make daddy angry. 934 00:56:33,117 --> 00:56:36,219 Daddy? Daddy! - Eh! 935 00:56:36,533 --> 00:56:39,456 Dear professor, you�re too nice to this child. 936 00:56:39,525 --> 00:56:42,544 I'm nice? - You spoil him! - Really? - Yes. - Really? - Yes! 937 00:56:42,613 --> 00:56:45,042 I spoil him? - Yes - I spoil him? 938 00:56:45,111 --> 00:56:47,082 Since we�re already on this subject, 939 00:56:47,152 --> 00:56:50,781 dear captain, you must know that the problem lies elsewhere! 940 00:56:51,203 --> 00:56:53,287 His mother? - What mother? 941 00:56:53,357 --> 00:56:57,481 Let's stop naming this poor lady who is a saint! Understood? 942 00:56:57,550 --> 00:56:59,736 She�s the embodiment of purity in person! 943 00:56:59,958 --> 00:57:03,483 I acknowledge that we all have our faults. 944 00:57:03,553 --> 00:57:04,626 Who doesn�t? 945 00:57:06,576 --> 00:57:09,610 No, look captain, the problem is that the child, being alone, 946 00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:11,437 an only child, is a bit spoiled. 947 00:57:11,528 --> 00:57:13,102 Only child! 948 00:57:13,604 --> 00:57:16,491 That's what she says. Only child! 949 00:57:16,759 --> 00:57:21,422 Vice versa, if instead of one, there were two, that is a pair, 950 00:57:21,493 --> 00:57:26,110 things would be different. Instead the child is alone, goes crazy, you see. 951 00:57:27,170 --> 00:57:29,505 2? Don�t joke, eh! 952 00:57:29,575 --> 00:57:32,089 In this house, just one and that�s it! 953 00:57:33,668 --> 00:57:35,601 Non�! Non�! 954 00:57:36,171 --> 00:57:37,788 Look, a gift for you. 955 00:57:38,324 --> 00:57:40,942 Boxing gloves. - Yes, nice, thank you. 956 00:57:41,044 --> 00:57:43,838 But come see mama! Come on! - Why should I? 957 00:57:43,908 --> 00:57:45,682 Go see the lady. - Come, see mama! 958 00:57:45,753 --> 00:57:48,227 Go see the lady. - Come and see mama! 959 00:57:48,540 --> 00:57:50,195 Come see mama! 960 00:57:52,316 --> 00:57:53,636 She's there! 961 00:57:55,391 --> 00:57:56,642 Go away. 962 00:59:35,477 --> 00:59:39,076 Non�, Non�, enough! Stop laughing! 963 00:59:42,873 --> 00:59:45,314 Why? Why? 964 00:59:46,261 --> 00:59:48,508 Don�t you think that face is funny? 965 00:59:48,692 --> 00:59:51,764 That carnival face. - But, to be honest... 966 00:59:51,833 --> 00:59:56,276 I don�t think so, far from it. I find the lady has done her maquillage 967 00:59:56,490 --> 01:00:00,870 to make herself more charming, more soign� in your eyes, Captain. 968 01:00:00,942 --> 01:00:02,520 She did it for you. 969 01:00:04,130 --> 01:00:05,174 Really? 970 01:00:06,529 --> 01:00:10,079 And you know you've been 5 months away. Eh, eh, eh, eh! 971 01:00:10,346 --> 01:00:14,609 Yes and you stay only for one night, Francesco. 972 01:00:15,265 --> 01:00:17,276 Then do me a favor. 973 01:00:17,493 --> 01:00:21,847 I can't eat with this carnival mask before my face! Move it! 974 01:00:22,007 --> 01:00:23,768 You two exchange places! 975 01:00:24,178 --> 01:00:25,716 And you drink some wine. 976 01:00:25,784 --> 01:00:28,214 Please, Ma'am, have a seat here. 977 01:00:29,569 --> 01:00:31,045 Be brave. 978 01:00:31,345 --> 01:00:33,583 You thought he'd like it, eh? 979 01:00:35,455 --> 01:00:38,552 What is it? - I say ah! I forgot my plate! 980 01:00:38,623 --> 01:00:40,317 I'll exchange it. - Thank you. 981 01:00:41,958 --> 01:00:45,409 Drink! - No, not the red wine! - It's good for you. 982 01:00:45,479 --> 01:00:47,562 I want champagne! - Champ... 983 01:00:51,232 --> 01:00:52,784 Champagne! 984 01:00:57,533 --> 01:01:02,579 Maquillage, champagne, soign�... 985 01:01:09,147 --> 01:01:11,443 In this house they all turned French. 986 01:01:18,058 --> 01:01:20,995 Professor, why are you laughing? 987 01:01:21,245 --> 01:01:24,162 Why did I smile? - Don't you know you're smiling? 988 01:01:24,231 --> 01:01:26,005 With my mouth? - Of course. 989 01:01:26,074 --> 01:01:30,661 Why exactly I don't know. Maybe it was nerves. Yes, nerves. 990 01:01:30,907 --> 01:01:34,651 Why do your nerves make you smile? - You see, it's the sympathetic nerve. 991 01:01:35,495 --> 01:01:37,625 If anybody should be nervous here, it's me. 992 01:01:39,620 --> 01:01:43,879 But where's the second course? What's going on in this house? 993 01:01:43,978 --> 01:01:47,162 I'm coming, one moment! Mama Mia! - It never arrives! 994 01:01:47,231 --> 01:01:48,340 Here. 995 01:01:50,441 --> 01:01:53,126 What's this? - Its beef alla pizzaiola. 996 01:01:53,595 --> 01:01:55,705 What? - Beef alla pizzaiola. 997 01:01:55,940 --> 01:01:58,299 Who cooked it? - Not me. 998 01:02:01,218 --> 01:02:02,946 You? - Yes. 999 01:02:03,017 --> 01:02:05,258 I made it especially for you, Francesco. 1000 01:02:05,327 --> 01:02:08,147 Everybody is doing "something for me" in this house today! 1001 01:02:08,713 --> 01:02:10,123 OK, take it away! 1002 01:02:10,193 --> 01:02:13,582 And you, go on! Wash your ridiculous face! 1003 01:02:14,072 --> 01:02:17,250 Ma'am, a little patience. Maybe your husband is right. 1004 01:02:17,788 --> 01:02:20,061 Yes, yes, yes yes. 1005 01:02:26,542 --> 01:02:29,386 Women know nothing about men! 1006 01:02:29,456 --> 01:02:32,232 But did you see that? 1007 01:02:33,348 --> 01:02:35,904 Did you see how that woman was got up? 1008 01:02:38,434 --> 01:02:39,993 Hey, eat, eat! 1009 01:02:40,064 --> 01:02:42,045 No, because I see something... 1010 01:02:44,586 --> 01:02:47,151 What? - That over there. 1011 01:02:47,222 --> 01:02:50,326 Yes, it's a cake that I allowed myself to bring. 1012 01:02:50,397 --> 01:02:54,062 And I'm sure it'll be to your liking. I'm going to present it. 1013 01:02:56,998 --> 01:02:59,353 Here you are. - What is it? 1014 01:02:59,699 --> 01:03:03,715 What is it? You'll soon see what it is! It's a specialty! 1015 01:03:03,924 --> 01:03:07,539 This is just the night for specialties! - For you! 1016 01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:11,998 This is a cake. See, half cream and half chocolate. 1017 01:03:12,179 --> 01:03:14,903 Hurray, hurray, I want this! Chocolate, this part! 1018 01:03:14,974 --> 01:03:17,046 Good, eat the chocolate but shut up! 1019 01:03:17,117 --> 01:03:19,980 Are you mad? Are we all mad? - What is it? 1020 01:03:20,050 --> 01:03:23,908 Give kids chocolate? Not on your life! It heats and they're already heated! 1021 01:03:23,978 --> 01:03:27,150 Listen here, I've traveled the world. All boys eat chocolate. 1022 01:03:27,219 --> 01:03:31,456 In India, China, South America. Even pygmies grow visibly if they eat chocolate! 1023 01:03:31,526 --> 01:03:35,113 So I'll give him chocolate. - I know, those are other children. 1024 01:03:35,181 --> 01:03:36,713 Our children are Latin. 1025 01:03:36,989 --> 01:03:41,043 And I'm a professor of Latin and I know that chocolate is bad for Latin children! 1026 01:03:41,112 --> 01:03:43,358 Believe me, Captain. Believe me. 1027 01:03:43,772 --> 01:03:45,328 Eat the chocolate. 1028 01:03:45,482 --> 01:03:48,968 Hurray! Papa gives me the cake! - Got it? I told you to eat the chocolate! 1029 01:03:49,037 --> 01:03:50,813 No, but no! - Hurray! 1030 01:03:50,882 --> 01:03:54,851 Non�, no! What are you doing? Have we all gone mad? 1031 01:03:55,229 --> 01:03:59,125 But papa said so! - Said so, my foot! Have we all gone mad? 1032 01:03:59,195 --> 01:04:02,707 You don't know that... Silence! Understand? 1033 01:04:02,776 --> 01:04:06,679 Or I'll reenact the Massacre of the Innocents! Like Attila! Like Herod! 1034 01:04:06,750 --> 01:04:10,142 Go to bed, go to bed without dinner! Go away, go away! 1035 01:04:10,211 --> 01:04:11,716 And you don't intervene? 1036 01:04:11,785 --> 01:04:14,304 Because you don't know but he is an ignoramus! 1037 01:04:14,375 --> 01:04:17,017 Yes, he said that Vienna was the capital of Germany! 1038 01:04:17,106 --> 01:04:21,701 That Germany was the capital of Palermo! That Palermo is in northern Italy. - Enough! 1039 01:04:21,771 --> 01:04:24,786 My God! - All right. - Enough! - All right. 1040 01:04:25,012 --> 01:04:27,951 This house has turned into a madhouse! 1041 01:04:28,204 --> 01:04:34,053 I ask for a moment of silence, a moment of silence! - OK. 1042 01:04:38,844 --> 01:04:41,989 Hello? Naples! Yes, right away. 1043 01:04:42,060 --> 01:04:45,043 Captain, they want you from Naples. 1044 01:04:45,113 --> 01:04:47,162 Coming. - He's coming. 1045 01:04:51,708 --> 01:04:53,526 Excuse me and pardon. 1046 01:04:54,849 --> 01:04:56,485 Who invited that pest? 1047 01:04:56,556 --> 01:04:59,059 He's always around. - Is this a house or a hotel? 1048 01:05:05,582 --> 01:05:08,941 Francesco I must tell you something very important, very important. 1049 01:05:09,011 --> 01:05:13,537 Understand? I'm in papa's house. I must tell you something very important. 1050 01:05:13,608 --> 01:05:14,695 Is that you, love? 1051 01:05:14,766 --> 01:05:17,864 I'm leaving. - What do you mean? After all I've done for you? 1052 01:05:17,936 --> 01:05:20,615 Now you want to? - Yes, and tell my husband the truth! 1053 01:05:20,685 --> 01:05:23,262 Truth? He's just about to eat the cake! 1054 01:05:23,332 --> 01:05:24,582 Silence, eh! 1055 01:05:24,650 --> 01:05:27,200 So what happened tonight? Can I know what happened? 1056 01:05:27,270 --> 01:05:29,436 No, dear, don't get angry. 1057 01:05:29,671 --> 01:05:32,820 No, enough! I'm leaving! Goodbye! 1058 01:05:32,940 --> 01:05:35,424 What? - I said that's enough! 1059 01:05:35,494 --> 01:05:37,858 Enough to who? I don't understand you tonight... 1060 01:05:37,928 --> 01:05:39,971 No, dear, I wasn't speaking to you. 1061 01:05:40,042 --> 01:05:42,301 Not to me? I say "enough", understand? 1062 01:05:42,372 --> 01:05:44,988 I've had enough of your machinations! 1063 01:05:45,295 --> 01:05:46,962 Wait one moment! 1064 01:05:47,032 --> 01:05:49,367 The other line is gone. Communication is closed. 1065 01:05:49,436 --> 01:05:51,539 No, damn it, Miss! 1066 01:05:51,609 --> 01:05:53,751 My decision is made. I must pay! 1067 01:05:53,821 --> 01:05:56,780 Pay with you life? Say, you don't play around with your skin! 1068 01:05:56,953 --> 01:05:58,308 Come here! 1069 01:06:03,456 --> 01:06:05,730 I think the evening can end well in harmony. 1070 01:06:05,799 --> 01:06:08,084 Leave it to me, Ma'am. I'm a man of the world. 1071 01:06:08,263 --> 01:06:10,915 I'll try to convince the captain and you'll see that all... 1072 01:06:17,035 --> 01:06:18,337 What is it? 1073 01:06:18,815 --> 01:06:22,211 Francesco, I must speak. - One moment, Ma'am. And stay calm. 1074 01:06:22,397 --> 01:06:25,919 Allow me to advise you that you use the wrong tactics with your husband. 1075 01:06:25,990 --> 01:06:27,818 Don't you see how angry he is? 1076 01:06:27,887 --> 01:06:30,493 I would recommend, why don't we return to the table 1077 01:06:30,562 --> 01:06:33,200 and eat that fine cake, eh? 1078 01:06:35,441 --> 01:06:39,719 Professor, you propose this, you advise that. 1079 01:06:41,182 --> 01:06:42,971 I'm fed up, understand, 1080 01:06:43,602 --> 01:06:45,989 that you make yourself master in my house. 1081 01:06:46,564 --> 01:06:49,442 Go away, get out. - Actually, Captain, I was saying... 1082 01:06:49,510 --> 01:06:50,641 Out! 1083 01:06:56,176 --> 01:06:59,654 No, I was saying let's have some of that nice cake which is magnificent. 1084 01:06:59,723 --> 01:07:01,355 Goodnight. 1085 01:07:02,053 --> 01:07:03,291 OK. 1086 01:07:05,154 --> 01:07:09,339 Look, it's great, you know! Part cream and part chocolate. The chocolate, eh! 1087 01:07:09,409 --> 01:07:12,968 Made in your honor. However, that's fine. 1088 01:07:18,892 --> 01:07:20,550 Finally! 1089 01:07:22,803 --> 01:07:24,585 And you listen. 1090 01:07:25,245 --> 01:07:28,387 When I'm not here, the professor can teach what he wants. 1091 01:07:28,456 --> 01:07:33,706 But when I return twice a year, I don't want any pests around me. 1092 01:07:35,050 --> 01:07:36,481 I've already got you. 1093 01:07:37,652 --> 01:07:41,111 I could not wait for that good for nothing professor to leave! 1094 01:07:41,468 --> 01:07:44,658 And did you hear him? He said that Non� is an ignoramus! 1095 01:07:44,843 --> 01:07:47,431 So what good is he? What do I pay him for? 1096 01:07:47,501 --> 01:07:49,119 Crazy stuff! 1097 01:07:51,042 --> 01:07:52,608 I'm going to bed. 1098 01:07:54,448 --> 01:07:55,814 Goodnight. 1099 01:08:13,228 --> 01:08:16,184 And what are you still doing here? Go away, leave! 1100 01:08:16,253 --> 01:08:18,255 Yes, I'm leaving. Of course! 1101 01:08:18,325 --> 01:08:20,735 You've thoroughly ruined me. It's all your fault. 1102 01:08:20,804 --> 01:08:23,624 You dress like a penitent, take him on, treat him badly, 1103 01:08:23,695 --> 01:08:25,446 you make a scene, you say words 1104 01:08:25,516 --> 01:08:28,554 and you would like that unfortunate... But go on, where are we? 1105 01:08:28,625 --> 01:08:30,954 Some things must be understood! - Grazia! 1106 01:08:32,482 --> 01:08:34,446 Grazia! - What do you want? 1107 01:08:34,515 --> 01:08:37,105 The accounts. - They're in the usual place. 1108 01:08:37,277 --> 01:08:39,912 No they're not. Bring them here. 1109 01:08:40,292 --> 01:08:41,772 I want to go over them. 1110 01:09:07,914 --> 01:09:10,493 Here, look over the books. 1111 01:09:10,957 --> 01:09:13,413 At this time of night he's looking over accounts? 1112 01:09:13,483 --> 01:09:16,625 Here it is. - Something here needs to be washed. 1113 01:09:16,789 --> 01:09:19,268 Something? All this? When can I wash it? 1114 01:09:19,338 --> 01:09:22,529 Tonight. - Tonight? - I'm leaving tomorrow. - Mama Mia! 1115 01:09:22,598 --> 01:09:26,430 Now I must do an all-nighter! - So? - Put it here, now I must clear the table! 1116 01:09:26,502 --> 01:09:29,361 As long as it's ready by tomorrow. - Look, what a waste! 1117 01:09:29,431 --> 01:09:32,735 This nice sweet will be thrown out tomorrow because the cream will sour. - OK. 1118 01:09:32,805 --> 01:09:37,270 What a pity, what a pity! 4,000 lire, 4,000 lire thrown away! 1119 01:09:38,092 --> 01:09:40,429 Eh? 4,000 lire! 1120 01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:43,245 There's chocolate, cream... - I know chocolate. 1121 01:09:43,315 --> 01:09:47,158 But 4,000 lire! 20 eggs? - ...sugar, of course! 1122 01:09:47,643 --> 01:09:50,217 Leave it to me. - It takes a lot to make a cake, no? 1123 01:09:56,687 --> 01:09:58,134 20 eggs. 1124 01:09:59,748 --> 01:10:01,242 Crazy stuff! 1125 01:11:23,959 --> 01:11:26,869 How lovely! How lovely! Finally we're safe. 1126 01:11:26,938 --> 01:11:29,049 Did you see? He ate all the chocolate. 1127 01:11:29,118 --> 01:11:33,852 It's obvious you don't know him well. That won't help. - No, why be that way? 1128 01:11:33,921 --> 01:11:37,133 Two men of science have told me not to doubt the outcome. 1129 01:11:37,777 --> 01:11:41,393 Assunta, why all this incredulous agnosticism? 1130 01:11:41,463 --> 01:11:43,933 Listen to me, everything will be fine, you'll see. 1131 01:11:44,004 --> 01:11:46,201 It will work, it will work! 1132 01:11:46,338 --> 01:11:49,545 Don't be like that! Don't do that! Now... where is she? 1133 01:11:49,615 --> 01:11:52,125 It's now in the hands of science. 1134 01:11:52,514 --> 01:11:54,880 This night, due to emotion, I won't sleep. 1135 01:11:54,950 --> 01:11:57,317 Actually, let's do one thing. One thing tomorrow 1136 01:11:57,388 --> 01:12:00,936 if all goes well, if the result is positive, give me a signal from the balcony. 1137 01:12:01,007 --> 01:12:02,683 A nice vase of flowers, eh! 1138 01:12:02,753 --> 01:12:07,252 This way, seeing the vase, I can say all went well, went ad hoc. Understand? 1139 01:12:07,438 --> 01:12:10,664 A vase of flowers, remember. A vase of flowers at the window. 1140 01:13:15,574 --> 01:13:17,164 Professor! - Who is it? 1141 01:13:17,234 --> 01:13:21,589 Good morning. - Good morning, Captain, good morning. 1142 01:13:22,402 --> 01:13:25,061 Don't look at me with that long face! 1143 01:13:26,821 --> 01:13:28,570 Come up! - May I? 1144 01:13:28,791 --> 01:13:33,450 Well, let's have coffee and make peace. - Then I'm coming, eh! Right away! 1145 01:13:34,714 --> 01:13:38,393 Grazia, Grazia! - I'm here! - Coffee right now! 1146 01:13:38,463 --> 01:13:42,379 One moment! With all the clothes I washed I did an all nighter, Captain, you know? 1147 01:13:42,449 --> 01:13:46,130 All night! - Would you want me to give it to the washerwoman? - Of course. 1148 01:13:46,391 --> 01:13:50,627 With all the work I do in the day, at night a poor girl should sleep, no? 1149 01:13:55,364 --> 01:13:57,636 Good morning, Professor, sit. 1150 01:13:59,714 --> 01:14:03,499 Morning, Captain. - Oh, Professor, what brings you around here at this hour? 1151 01:14:03,656 --> 01:14:07,838 Well, I found myself passing by and I saw a group of people and I stopped. - Nice. 1152 01:14:08,111 --> 01:14:11,647 Right. By any chance, did a vase of flowers fall down? 1153 01:14:11,718 --> 01:14:13,363 A vase of flowers? No. 1154 01:14:13,734 --> 01:14:15,738 Nothing? Are you sure? 1155 01:14:15,986 --> 01:14:19,304 Captain, Captain, I'm speaking and you're whistling! 1156 01:14:19,501 --> 01:14:22,423 Eh? - Excuse me, can't one whistle? Yes, whenever you like. 1157 01:14:22,494 --> 01:14:24,784 Later, but first answer me. Give me strength! 1158 01:14:24,993 --> 01:14:28,308 You sure a flower pot didn't just fall? - Look, the flower pots are there. 1159 01:14:28,437 --> 01:14:30,669 5 of them. - 5? - Yes. 1160 01:14:30,834 --> 01:14:33,750 Have there always been 5? - 5, there's no room for anymore 1161 01:14:33,819 --> 01:14:36,918 There has always been exactly 5 vases? - Yes! - Thanks. 1162 01:14:42,845 --> 01:14:46,279 5, they were always 5. So nothing happened. 1163 01:14:46,689 --> 01:14:49,629 Nothing happened. - What nothing? 1164 01:14:49,820 --> 01:14:53,503 Ah, no, just saying. I said nothing ever happens in life. Just that. 1165 01:14:53,573 --> 01:14:55,890 In politics, nothing. 1166 01:14:57,721 --> 01:15:01,103 Wretch, yet you assured me, you did. 1167 01:15:01,173 --> 01:15:03,905 That's trusting friends! - What's with you this morning? 1168 01:15:03,974 --> 01:15:08,553 Me? Nothing.... nothing. 1169 01:15:10,142 --> 01:15:17,823 Rather... you... You look rather strange. 1170 01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:19,345 Me? - Yes. 1171 01:15:19,415 --> 01:15:21,659 Strange? You're strange. 1172 01:15:21,729 --> 01:15:24,249 Am I strange? Right, because... 1173 01:15:24,507 --> 01:15:26,190 I'm a little nervous, eh! 1174 01:15:27,142 --> 01:15:29,219 I spent a sleepless night. 1175 01:15:29,549 --> 01:15:32,406 And you? - Eh? - And how did you spend yours? 1176 01:15:33,701 --> 01:15:35,116 Me? - Eh! 1177 01:15:37,671 --> 01:15:40,234 I slept very well. 1178 01:15:41,440 --> 01:15:44,590 Grazia, Grazia! Is the coffee coming or not? 1179 01:15:44,661 --> 01:15:47,191 He makes me run with the coffee maker in my hands! 1180 01:15:47,262 --> 01:15:49,225 Didn't you bring the professor's cup? 1181 01:15:49,295 --> 01:15:51,696 How should I know if I should bring it or not? 1182 01:15:51,766 --> 01:15:55,141 Has he ordered it? - Grazia! Grazia! 1183 01:15:55,385 --> 01:15:58,866 Is this the way to answer the captain? - Yes, I want to answer him! 1184 01:15:58,936 --> 01:16:01,390 Because you all take advantage of me in this house! 1185 01:16:01,461 --> 01:16:05,132 Not only do I have to do his bidding in the day, but also in the night! 1186 01:16:05,202 --> 01:16:06,746 Wha... wha... what? 1187 01:16:06,817 --> 01:16:09,402 Yes, Professor, the night too. 1188 01:16:10,351 --> 01:16:11,718 Oh, God! 1189 01:16:11,991 --> 01:16:14,678 Horrible... the maid! 1190 01:16:14,835 --> 01:16:17,501 Professor, what's wrong with you? - With me? 1191 01:16:17,571 --> 01:16:19,966 Wrong with me? It's that I'm truly amazed. 1192 01:16:20,035 --> 01:16:22,444 In fact, I would say dumbfounded. - Of what? 1193 01:16:22,513 --> 01:16:24,838 Of what? Of what? It seems nothing to you... 1194 01:16:24,908 --> 01:16:27,880 a maid who takes so much liberty! - Yeah... 1195 01:16:28,081 --> 01:16:30,170 Even this is my wife's fault. 1196 01:16:30,350 --> 01:16:33,384 My wife... - Enough of these poor wives! 1197 01:16:33,598 --> 01:16:35,765 Enough with these holy women! 1198 01:16:35,835 --> 01:16:38,307 And let's talk a little bit about the husbands! 1199 01:16:40,839 --> 01:16:42,634 Because I'm an honest man! 1200 01:16:42,704 --> 01:16:45,613 And I tell you a husband should never neglect his wife! 1201 01:16:45,685 --> 01:16:48,562 Because, in neglecting her he commits a crime! 1202 01:16:48,632 --> 01:16:51,512 Yes! Yes, a crime! 1203 01:16:51,582 --> 01:16:53,814 Indeed, a series of crimes! 1204 01:16:53,884 --> 01:16:57,926 Because he forces his wife, who could be a saintly woman, 1205 01:16:57,995 --> 01:17:03,114 to fail in her conjugal duties, I say marital duties! 1206 01:17:03,185 --> 01:17:06,036 Also, a husband who neglects his wife, 1207 01:17:06,107 --> 01:17:08,814 forces another man to be unhappy for life. 1208 01:17:08,883 --> 01:17:10,696 Yes, dear captain. 1209 01:17:10,765 --> 01:17:14,814 Yes, this man is reduced to the extreme limit of his suffering! 1210 01:17:14,884 --> 01:17:17,825 He may lose his mind, he may commit nonsense 1211 01:17:17,895 --> 01:17:19,384 and lose his freedom! 1212 01:17:19,455 --> 01:17:21,596 What's with the shouting? 1213 01:17:22,406 --> 01:17:25,072 What's happening? - I don't know, dear. 1214 01:17:25,142 --> 01:17:29,194 The professor has got himself into a rage, but I don't know why. 1215 01:17:29,899 --> 01:17:33,504 No, I wanted to say... - Calm down, calm down, Professor. 1216 01:17:33,657 --> 01:17:37,540 You don't have to get angry on such a beautiful day with such a beautiful sun. 1217 01:17:37,927 --> 01:17:41,179 Uh, by the way I have to put my flower pots in the window. 1218 01:17:42,315 --> 01:17:43,708 Flowers? - Yes. 1219 01:17:43,778 --> 01:17:45,840 You'll excuse me? - Of course. 1220 01:17:48,185 --> 01:17:51,904 The... the... the flowers! 1221 01:17:57,892 --> 01:18:00,427 Ah, professor, finally I see you happy. 1222 01:18:00,497 --> 01:18:04,868 Well, long live the captain! - Long live the professor. 1223 01:18:05,988 --> 01:18:08,016 Long live the captain! 1224 01:18:49,461 --> 01:18:50,925 5 vases, eh! 1225 01:18:51,466 --> 01:18:53,014 5 vases. 1226 01:18:53,597 --> 01:18:55,556 Professor! - What is it? 1227 01:18:55,625 --> 01:18:57,184 Somebody wants you. 1228 01:18:58,335 --> 01:19:00,056 5 vases! 1229 01:19:00,906 --> 01:19:04,897 Ah, is it you? Well? - I was just looking for you. What can one do? 1230 01:19:04,987 --> 01:19:07,291 5 vases, 5 vases! 1231 01:19:07,513 --> 01:19:09,664 Last night I looked for you everywhere. 1232 01:19:09,733 --> 01:19:12,740 I went up to your house and couldn't find you. 1233 01:19:12,810 --> 01:19:16,163 It was a fine mess. - You know it too? Who knows what he put in it? 1234 01:19:16,233 --> 01:19:19,299 But it's not the quantity! - How much? - Not the quantity! 1235 01:19:19,369 --> 01:19:21,627 That idiot assistant of mine messed up. 1236 01:19:22,044 --> 01:19:25,113 Instead of the stuff, he put baby cereal. 1237 01:19:25,184 --> 01:19:28,854 What? - Baby cereal. Harmless stuff, baby cereal! 1238 01:19:28,924 --> 01:19:30,914 Baby cereal? Oh, my God! 1239 01:19:31,257 --> 01:19:34,016 And if he didn't mess up, what would've happened? Oh, God! 1240 01:19:34,086 --> 01:19:36,721 Saint Francis of Assisi! - Paolino! 1241 01:19:38,107 --> 01:19:40,234 Professor. - No, it was nothing. 1242 01:19:40,372 --> 01:19:43,946 He was my assistant janitor. He wanted to ask me something. 1243 01:19:47,683 --> 01:19:50,574 Eh, good. No, I say good like that! 1244 01:19:50,741 --> 01:19:53,389 Because you've made peace here. 1245 01:19:53,508 --> 01:19:56,741 Ah, the credit is all yours, Professor. 1246 01:19:57,128 --> 01:19:58,325 Mine? 1247 01:19:58,979 --> 01:20:02,255 Yes, I ate the cake you brought last night. 1248 01:20:03,083 --> 01:20:07,046 Well tonight it must have been three, three-thirty... 1249 01:20:10,813 --> 01:20:12,523 I woke up. 1250 01:20:13,085 --> 01:20:18,154 That cake, though delicious, was sitting on my stomach. 1251 01:20:19,079 --> 01:20:22,499 I couldn't take it anymore. Such a stomach ache! 1252 01:20:27,427 --> 01:20:31,143 Assunta! Is there any bicarbonate? 1253 01:20:31,946 --> 01:20:36,557 As you know, last night I had a fight with my wife. 1254 01:20:37,072 --> 01:20:39,404 Well, going to get some bicarbonate, 1255 01:20:39,841 --> 01:20:42,034 I had the opportunity to see her again. 1256 01:20:42,103 --> 01:20:44,097 And in the calm of the night, 1257 01:20:44,167 --> 01:20:48,100 I thought about what you had said, dear professor. 1258 01:20:48,169 --> 01:20:53,760 That is the evening could end very well in perfect harmony. 1259 01:21:00,218 --> 01:21:04,137 That basically it was worth it to talk to my wife again. 1260 01:21:04,340 --> 01:21:07,384 And that's how we started talking again. 1261 01:21:07,551 --> 01:21:12,027 We talked, we spoke maybe too much. 1262 01:21:12,427 --> 01:21:13,522 Until dawn. 1263 01:21:13,593 --> 01:21:16,138 But I must admit the arguments my wife brought up 1264 01:21:16,207 --> 01:21:19,698 were many and very convincing. 1265 01:21:19,806 --> 01:21:22,549 So you see, Professor, the credit is yours. 1266 01:21:22,736 --> 01:21:23,846 Eh, yes! 1267 01:21:24,831 --> 01:21:25,922 Eh, yes! 1268 01:21:25,994 --> 01:21:27,949 All owing to you! 1269 01:21:28,038 --> 01:21:32,318 My dear professor, you'll no longer have to concern yourself about the boy. 1270 01:21:32,387 --> 01:21:33,970 We'll take care of him. 1271 01:21:34,088 --> 01:21:36,985 In fact, my husband decided to stay. 1272 01:21:37,054 --> 01:21:40,382 Yes, I will see to Non�'s education. 1273 01:21:40,625 --> 01:21:42,142 But not only to his. 1274 01:21:42,212 --> 01:21:45,584 Also that of any others that come, God willing! 1275 01:21:45,654 --> 01:21:51,117 The professor was of great help to me when you were gone. We must thank him. 1276 01:21:51,188 --> 01:21:54,198 I blush, Ma'am. Please, I did nothing. 1277 01:21:54,268 --> 01:21:57,070 It's me who probably should thank the captain. 1278 01:21:57,140 --> 01:22:01,712 Indeed I apologize if a little while ago I behaved like a beast. 1279 01:22:01,782 --> 01:22:05,136 In all circumstances, you must behave like a man, Professor. 1280 01:22:05,206 --> 01:22:08,498 I know, I know! It's easy for the captain, 1281 01:22:08,567 --> 01:22:12,573 who has a woman like you: virtue personified. 1282 01:22:14,397 --> 01:22:17,514 Well, seeing and considering I may have overstayed my welcome, 1283 01:22:17,583 --> 01:22:19,802 I say goodbye, good day, my respects. 1284 01:22:19,872 --> 01:22:22,181 Good day, goodbye, Professor. 1285 01:22:23,072 --> 01:22:26,380 Dear, you won't set foot in Naples ever again, eh? 1286 01:22:26,519 --> 01:22:28,182 Naples? No way! 1287 01:22:28,253 --> 01:22:31,776 I told you that I decided to come back home more often. 1288 01:22:31,946 --> 01:22:34,836 And not just to get my laundry washed. 1289 01:22:34,958 --> 01:22:42,725 This love is song which you can never forget. 1290 01:22:42,795 --> 01:22:49,756 It is useless to explain because its chains are sweet� 1291 01:22:49,826 --> 01:22:51,366 Professor! 1292 01:22:51,438 --> 01:22:54,977 Professor, good day! Already awake at this time? 1293 01:22:55,454 --> 01:23:04,084 �and live only for love. 1294 01:23:04,153 --> 01:23:11,884 It is useless to explain because its chains are sweet 1295 01:23:12,031 --> 01:23:23,773 to make two hearts sing and live only for lo� 1296 01:23:23,843 --> 01:23:25,986 Professor, how are you? 1297 01:23:26,057 --> 01:23:29,509 How did the night business go? - Let's not talk about it. 1298 01:23:29,609 --> 01:23:31,304 5 vases. - 5 vases? 1299 01:23:31,373 --> 01:23:33,830 What do you mean? - I know what I mean. 1300 01:23:33,899 --> 01:23:36,799 The bicarbonate, the cleavage, the baby cereal! 1301 01:23:36,999 --> 01:23:39,707 Professor, do you know what they're saying in town? 1302 01:23:40,088 --> 01:23:44,108 They say the last few days, you've been talking to yourself, treating people badly. 1303 01:23:44,177 --> 01:23:47,072 That you've become a little "like this". 1304 01:23:48,444 --> 01:23:50,448 Really? They say that? 1305 01:23:50,900 --> 01:23:53,551 Oh God, certainly they're not wrong deep down. 1306 01:23:53,896 --> 01:23:55,616 I know, I live alone too much. 1307 01:23:55,986 --> 01:23:58,882 All the holidays among those stupid idiots, my students 1308 01:23:58,951 --> 01:24:01,876 and my old obnoxious housekeeper. 1309 01:24:01,945 --> 01:24:04,003 I know, I know. 1310 01:24:04,511 --> 01:24:07,248 Say Mariannina, now that the Segesta is leaving, 1311 01:24:07,543 --> 01:24:11,218 you'll be like... as one would say, unemployed. 1312 01:24:11,288 --> 01:24:15,296 Of course, I'll try to get by but I'm always unemployed. 1313 01:24:15,366 --> 01:24:16,701 Yeah, eh? - Eh! 1314 01:24:17,026 --> 01:24:19,730 Say, 'ould 'ou 'ike 'o 'ome 'o 'y 'ouse? 1315 01:24:19,801 --> 01:24:23,300 What? - I say: 'ould 'ou 'ike 'o 'ome 'o 'y 'ouse? 1316 01:24:23,370 --> 01:24:27,518 I don't understand. - Need I scream? Would you like to come to my house? 1317 01:24:27,588 --> 01:24:31,486 In place of that stupid old intriguing hag of a housekeeper? 1318 01:24:31,855 --> 01:24:35,200 Eh? - Then professor, what they say is really true? 1319 01:24:35,269 --> 01:24:37,594 That I'm a little crazy? Yes, I'm a little crazy. 1320 01:24:38,176 --> 01:24:40,131 So will you come to my house, yes or no? 1321 01:24:40,961 --> 01:24:43,843 But maybe you wouldn't like to? - No, Professor, far from it, 1322 01:24:44,182 --> 01:24:45,840 Your house is really nice. 1323 01:24:46,102 --> 01:24:48,301 It's the home of a great gentleman. 1324 01:24:48,531 --> 01:24:51,206 God, maybe a little sad, but it's nice though. 1325 01:24:51,506 --> 01:24:55,270 You see, if I lived there, I would put curtains on the windows 1326 01:24:55,340 --> 01:24:57,849 and I would whitewash the walls outside. - Yeah? 1327 01:24:57,920 --> 01:25:01,482 Then you know what I'd like to put there? Many beautiful vases of flowers. 1328 01:25:03,023 --> 01:25:05,199 Vases? - Vases. 1329 01:25:06,463 --> 01:25:09,087 Did you say vases? - I said vases. 1330 01:25:10,057 --> 01:25:13,113 Yes, sometimes a vase is all you need! 1331 01:25:13,183 --> 01:25:15,050 And they'll be fine there, no? 1332 01:25:15,122 --> 01:25:22,869 It is useless to explain because its chains are sweet 1333 01:25:22,939 --> 01:25:32,882 to make two hearts sing and live only for� 1334 01:25:33,309 --> 01:25:40,760 �love. 110789