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- Previously on "Happy!"
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- I'm Nick Sax,
NYPD-ish.
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I'm trying to locate a man.
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Looks like Santa Claus.
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- This password, it's actually
why we're all here.
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- And I'm the only one who--
- Knows the password.
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- Which is why--
- You gotta get dead.
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[slamming]
- [screams]
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- You guys are trying
to kill me!
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- Oh, no, Sax.
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We're gonna kill you.
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- [screams]
- [grunts]
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- What do you want, Blue?
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- You know what I want,
Meredith.
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How is your ma?
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She been taking
her medication?
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- Don't worry.
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I've got a whole new way
into Nick Sax.
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- You have an enemy
in your house.
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This is the one who killed
your three sons.
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- Three?
There's four.
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- Mikey is not with them.
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- [distorted voice]
Your guy, Mr. Ho Ho Ho.
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- He's under strict orders
to stay with the children.
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- Smoothie.
- The Bug is upset.
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And I need you to do
a scrub down.
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- This is it, Nick!
The dark room!
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- Don't worry.
Happy and my dad are coming.
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They're going to save us.
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- How will he find us now?
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[suspenseful music]
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♪
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- [grunts]
What the hell
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are you doing here?
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- Working a case.
- This ain't a homicide!
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- A favor for a friend!
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For Amanda.
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- Bullshit!
She hates your guts.
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She'd never come to you.
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- You're right.
She does hate my guts.
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And for all the right reasons.
But she loves her daughter.
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She loves Hailey.
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[dramatic music]
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- Why didn't she come to me?
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- She tried.
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♪
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Let's go, Sax.
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We can work the case.
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Together.
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Just like old times.
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♪
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- Well, well, well.
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You had me right up
to "old times."
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Let's try this again.
What's your angle?
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[gun cocking]
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[sighs]
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Merr, so predictable.
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- You gotta go
see Blue, Nick.
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- He's really got you by the
short and curlies, doesn't he?
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[thwacks]
[dings]
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♪
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Ow.
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♪
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[squishing]
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[grunts]
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Happy?
Let's split.
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- [whimpering]
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♪
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[crying]
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This was hers.
Hailey's.
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♪
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- Come on.
Let's go find her.
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♪
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- Why are you touching me?
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- I've been waiting for you.
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- I'm not in the mood to--
What the fuck is that?
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- Cherry vape.
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I'm quitting the old
nic sticks.
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I was starting to get
lines around my mouth.
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Let's be real.
Hombre to hombre.
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I get it.
You hate the show.
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But I just came
from the morgue,
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and this dead son story
is heating up.
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And bro, you are
a big part of it.
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I am talking recurring guest.
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I am talking spin-off.
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Just, uh, sign this release
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and you can leave all that
mobster crap behind.
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- That...crap?
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- Cameras aren't rolling, dude.
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Celebrities are
the new mobsters.
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They make twice as much,
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and nobody expects them
to obey the law.
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- You know, you gotta give up
this tired old idea of--
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[shattering]
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[gasps]
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[panicked breathing]
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- Why would I wanna
leave all this behind?
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I love my work.
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- [gasping]
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[screams]
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[The Ronettes'
"Frosty The Snowman"]
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♪
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- ♪ Frosty the Snowman
was a happy jolly soul ♪
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♪ With a corncob pipe
and a button nose ♪
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♪ And two eyes
made out of coal ♪
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♪ Frosty the Snowman
is a fairy tale they say ♪
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♪ He was made of snow
but the children know ♪
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♪ How he came
to life one day ♪
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♪ There must have been
some magic in ♪
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♪ That old silk hat
they found ♪
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♪ For when they placed it
on his head ♪
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♪ He began to dance around
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- Merry McCarthy.
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- ♪ Frosty the Snowman
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- This isn't where
you're supposed to be.
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Blue isn't going to be happy.
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- ♪ But the children say
he could laugh and play ♪
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♪ Just the same
as you and me ♪
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- Don't you know...
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That curiosity...
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Killed the cat?
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♪
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Here, pussy, pussy,
pussy, pussy, pussy.
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[tires squealing]
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[engine stopping]
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[chattering]
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[banging]
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- Come, Dancer.
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Come.
Come on.
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Come, Dasher!
Yes!
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Come, Prancer!
And Vixen!
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[chuckles]
On, Comet and Cupid!
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And...
Donner, and...
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[creepy music]
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I know who's naughty
and who's nice.
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You are way too nice
to go in there.
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- [screams]
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- You wanna stay with me,
don't you?
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With my other nice kids?
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You wanna?
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- [screams]
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♪
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♪
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[door creaks, slams]
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♪
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[suspenseful music]
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♪
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- 6538 Rose Drive.
6536 Rose Drive.
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Oh, look! 6534,
we're almost home!
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- You're almost home.
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I haven't seen Amanda
in ten years.
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♪
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Maybe this is a bad idea.
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- We've been to a place
where girls slide
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up and down poles
in their birthday suits,
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where a teddy bear
plays with pee-pees,
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a restaurant that forgot
to cook the fish,
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and a few other places
I'm too shy to even talk about.
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And you think this
is a bad idea?
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- Amanda and I didn't exactly
leave on the best of terms.
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- Come on, Nick.
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You're a super cop
who knows the Big Apple
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better than anybody.
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She's a super mom
who knows Hailey
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better than anybody.
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We can't lose!
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Push it.
Push the bell.
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Come on.
Push it, Nick.
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Push the bell!
- Give me a minute, will you?
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- Wh--What's the matter,
Nick?
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I've seen this look before.
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On Hailey's face right before
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riding the pirate ship
at the carnival.
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Are--Are you...
Scared?
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- God, I hate you.
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- Oh, you are.
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Okay, you've kicked
in the doors
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of the baddest baddies
in the Big Apple.
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- Quit calling it
the Big Apple.
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You sound like a moron.
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No one who lives in New York
calls it the Big Apple.
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- I'm not from New York, Nick.
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I'm from Zork,
the capital of Cupcake Kingdom.
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- I'm gonna say it again.
I hate you.
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- Okay, Amanda is
the kindest, happiest,
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most understanding,
sweetest smelling lady--
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- Fine.
- In the whole wide world.
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Amanda--
- [shushes]
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[doorbell rings]
- Don't worry, partner.
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You'll see, she's going
to be so happy to see you.
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- [heavy breathing]
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Hey, Amanda.
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Any more bold predictions,
Nostradamus?
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.
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[eerie music]
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♪
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- Does it work?
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♪
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♪
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♪
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- "Sit up straight."
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"Eat your vegetables."
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"Put down that smartphone
or tablet."
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The common refrain of
the typical American parent.
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Does it sound familiar to you?
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- No.
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- Of course it does.
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But did you listen?
No.
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You didn't.
And now here we are.
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Starting today,
your little lives will change
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in ways you could never
have imagined.
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There will be moments when
you will wonder
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what you have done
to deserve these changes.
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Now, I'm sure you all feel
you've been good little boys
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and good little girls.
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But until now,
you have not known the meaning
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of true discipline.
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Of true obedience.
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Your parents were
lax with you.
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Lax and careless.
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You have gotten away
with murder.
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Haven't you, my little
contraceptive mishaps?
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♪
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It's a rhetorical question.
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Yours is a generation without
respect or responsibility.
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An irrelevant,
fidgety generation.
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You've been medicated,
but never taught
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how to properly behave.
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In fact, I have never seen
a room of young faces
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in such dire need
of correction.
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Perhaps that's why your
careless parents
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have delivered you to me.
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[slamming]
- [screams]
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- It's a really nice
pillow. And place.
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I mean, this is some, uh,
legit construction, here.
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Old school.
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Nice flooring and the oak trim.
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I mean, uh...
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It's not that sheetrock,
uh, plywood crap.
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Bet it does a pretty decent job
keeping the winter away, huh?
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- I'm not a homesteader, Nick.
- Yeah, no.
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- It's a rental.
- Yeah.
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I'm just saying that,
uh, you've done good.
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- Without you.
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- [sighs]
Words are hard to find.
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Trying to understand what's
yours, what's mine.
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We find ourselves
in this moment together.
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This moment of time.
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Knowing in our heart
what needs to be said is,
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you know,
really just in our eyes.
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- You are unbelievable.
- What?
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- That's from our wedding song.
- I don't--It's--
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I don't think so.
- Why are you here?
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- Hailey.
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- Merry told you?
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[dramatic music]
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♪
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From September.
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♪
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- She doesn't look like me.
- She's yours.
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♪
264
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:09,883
- It's not what I meant.
265
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:13,086
♪
266
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,221
- The eyes.
267
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:19,592
♪
268
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:22,462
- [grunts]
269
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:25,265
You being pregnant
and not telling me, you know,
270
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,567
I get it.
271
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,037
Hailey being born,
leaving me out of it...
272
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,039
♪
273
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,942
I guess I get that, too.
274
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:36,243
But goddamn it, Amanda.
275
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:39,546
When they took her,
you go to Merry?
276
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:44,952
- That's right.
I did.
277
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,653
Looking for you.
278
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:50,423
Can you imagine how
humiliating that was for me?
279
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:54,361
- Uh...
- And where were you?
280
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,230
Faded, probably?
281
00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:59,032
Pills?
- [grunts]
282
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:00,267
- Coke?
- I--
283
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:03,236
- Booze?
Maybe all of the above?
284
00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:06,273
Or maybe--just maybe--
putting a bullet
285
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:09,009
in some poor bastard
for a little cash.
286
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,179
That's right.
I hear things.
287
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:14,147
Things that I didn't
wanna believe.
288
00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:15,382
But looking at you now...
289
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,650
[suspenseful music]
290
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,252
- She's my daughter.
291
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:21,621
♪
292
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:25,358
- I've done everything I could
in the last ten years
293
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:29,129
to keep her from being
your daughter.
294
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:32,299
[Brian Eno's
"An Ending (Ascent)"]
295
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:39,539
♪
296
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:51,018
And that's exactly
how I want to keep it.
297
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,452
- [speaking indistinctly]
298
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,254
- It is my job
to keep her safe.
299
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,424
And keeping her safe means
keeping you out of our lives.
300
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,992
- She's not safe!
301
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:01,328
[indistinct arguing]
302
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:04,597
♪
303
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,733
- I mean,
think about it, Nicky.
304
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:09,736
Look at the dumpster fire
that your life has become
305
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:12,105
and ask yourself
how I could rely on you.
306
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:13,673
How anyone could rely on you.
307
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,708
- Just trying to protect...
[indistinct]
308
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,310
♪
309
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:20,180
- Destroying lives
and abandoning people?
310
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:23,550
All you do is bring chaos
and violence and destruction
311
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:24,784
to everything you touch.
- Well, that's
312
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,054
a little bit
of an exaggeration.
313
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:30,157
[slamming]
314
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,358
- [grunts]
- [screams]
315
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,260
[The Ronettes' "Sleigh Ride"]
316
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,095
- [grunts]
317
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,729
- ♪ Just hear those sleigh
bells jingling ♪
318
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:38,631
♪ Ring-ting-ting-a-ling too
319
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,267
- ♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling
a-ding-dong-ding ♪
320
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,135
- ♪ Come on,
it's lovely weather ♪
321
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:44,204
♪ For a sleigh ride together
with you ♪
322
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,638
- [grunting]
323
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,374
- ♪ Outside,
the snow is falling ♪
324
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,109
- [grunting]
325
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,777
- ♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling
a-ding-dong-ding ♪
326
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,379
[shattering]
327
00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,047
- [screams]
328
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:54,747
- [grunts]
329
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,616
- ♪ Ding-dong-ding
330
00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:59,219
♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling
a-ding-dong-ding ♪
331
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:00,620
♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling
332
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,322
♪ A-ding-dong-ding
333
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,524
♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling
a-ding-dong-ding ♪
334
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:05,758
♪
335
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:08,595
- [grunts]
336
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,697
- ♪ Our cheeks are nice and
rosy ♪
337
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,432
♪ And comfy and cozy
are we ♪
338
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,201
- ♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling
a-ding-dong-ding ♪
339
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,835
- ♪ We're snuggled up
together ♪
340
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,770
♪ Like two birds
of a feather would be ♪
341
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:20,107
- ♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling
a-ding-dong-ding ♪
342
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,775
- [screams]
343
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:25,212
♪
344
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,847
[shouts]
345
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,117
[shattering]
346
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:36,123
♪
347
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,191
[grunts]
348
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,827
[shouting]
349
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:45,798
[grunting]
350
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,501
- [screams]
351
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:52,339
♪
352
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:53,406
- [grunts]
353
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:59,279
♪
354
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:03,350
- Axe and you shall receive.
355
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:04,884
[glass shatters]
356
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,554
- ♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling
a-ding-dong-ding ♪
357
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:08,721
♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling
358
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,490
♪ A-ding-dong-ding
359
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,825
- ♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling
a-ding-dong-ding ♪
360
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,261
♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling
361
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:15,828
♪ A-ding-dong-ding
362
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,598
♪
363
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:19,799
[glass shatters]
364
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,801
- Ah, what the hell
did I do that for?
365
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,136
- [grunts]
366
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,304
- No! No!
367
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:27,574
Nick! Nick! Not here, please!
368
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,676
- [grunts]
369
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:32,279
- This is Hailey's
special place!
370
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:36,283
No!
371
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,385
Not Hailey's blankie!
372
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:40,620
- [straining]
373
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:48,428
♪
374
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,898
- [heavy breathing]
375
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:01,874
Oh, first place!
376
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:05,245
Uh, I know this Puerto Rican
fella in my building.
377
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:08,948
He can really do wonders
with all the stains.
378
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:12,919
- Get out.
- Let me help, Amanda.
379
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:15,488
- 911. What's your emergency?
380
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:19,592
- Please let me help.
- Hello?
381
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:20,860
Hello?
382
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:24,631
- Please.
- Get out of our house.
383
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,233
- If this is a non-emergency,
384
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,501
please call the non-emergency
number.
385
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:32,472
What is your location?
386
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,674
Is anyone there?
[phone beeps]
387
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:49,256
[melancholy music]
388
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:56,329
♪
389
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:04,804
- How the hell
did this happen?
390
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:10,543
- Oh, I remember a trampoline.
391
00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:12,345
- Mm.
392
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,547
Was there a slip and slide?
393
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:21,321
♪
394
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:24,457
- Too much sun. Too soon,
too early, too much.
395
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:26,693
- Mm, something's burning.
396
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:30,830
♪
397
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:32,732
- Someone broke our window.
398
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:39,972
♪
399
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:44,811
I think I know who
broke our window.
400
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:49,682
- Oh, master detective.
401
00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,518
- I have a great idea.
402
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:54,587
Sleep, bloodies,
do it all over again.
403
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:56,956
- Mm. Sleep, yes.
404
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:59,992
Bloodies...
405
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:01,728
Maybe.
406
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,863
- You know we're gonna
look back fondly on this--
407
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:08,034
- On a complete blank.
408
00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:12,339
♪
409
00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:14,974
- You're gonna miss it
when it's gone.
410
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:22,048
♪
411
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:33,360
.
412
00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:33,826
[ominous music]
413
00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:43,302
♪
414
00:21:57,950 --> 00:22:05,358
♪
415
00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:10,397
[phone chimes]
416
00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:24,811
- Eight voicemails?
Overkill?
417
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,045
- You're here, aren't you?
418
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:27,113
- Maybe pick up the
phone next time,
419
00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:28,648
save us all a little trouble.
420
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,016
- I was indisposed.
421
00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:32,519
- Yeah.
We heard.
422
00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:34,554
- Bitches, I get that
getting jerked around
423
00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:36,022
by Internal Affairs all morning
424
00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:37,690
is a part of my official
job description,
425
00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:39,426
but can we please
get to the fucking point?
426
00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:41,060
- [whistles]
The language on this one.
427
00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:42,629
You suck your captain's dick
with that mouth?
428
00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:46,433
- Exactly what do you think
your job is, McCarthy?
429
00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:48,601
- Working in partnership
with the community
430
00:22:48,635 --> 00:22:51,838
to enforce the law, preserve--
- Homicide.
431
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,606
You work homicide.
432
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,409
- How's the Scaramucci
investigation going, McCarthy?
433
00:22:56,443 --> 00:22:57,810
- It's ongoing.
- Ongoing?
434
00:22:57,844 --> 00:22:59,879
You know who fucking did it.
- Nick Sax.
435
00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:01,514
- That's who you should
be out looking for.
436
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:03,683
- Instead, you seem
to have demoted yourself
437
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,117
to kiddie kidnapping.
438
00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:06,986
- Missing Persons.
Great band in the '80s.
439
00:23:07,019 --> 00:23:09,456
Not your department.
440
00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:13,726
- Nothing to say for yourself?
441
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:17,163
- What are words for
when no one listens anymore?
442
00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:25,204
- McCarthy, this
insubordinate routine
443
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:28,441
can work really badly
against you.
444
00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:30,510
You remember what happened
to Sax, right?
445
00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:31,778
- Yeah.
446
00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:33,580
I remember what you two
did to him.
447
00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:35,615
- Oh come on, if ever
there was an architect
448
00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:37,917
of his own spectacular
demise, it was Nick Sax.
449
00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:40,453
- Dude was a walking downward
spiral, and you know it.
450
00:23:40,487 --> 00:23:42,121
- Only a matter of time.
451
00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:44,524
- Guess when you look at it
like that,
452
00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:45,958
what's a little planted
evidence
453
00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:49,962
to help things along, right?
454
00:23:49,996 --> 00:23:54,066
- You want us to get to the
fucking point, so here it is.
455
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:57,236
This whole kidnapping angle,
456
00:23:57,269 --> 00:24:00,172
you want to steer
wide clear of that.
457
00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:03,009
- Sometimes kids go missing.
458
00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:04,977
It's a tragedy.
459
00:24:05,011 --> 00:24:09,215
Sometimes we find them.
- Sometimes we don't.
460
00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:11,250
You understand, McCarthy?
461
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:14,821
Sometimes they just
stay missing.
462
00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:17,824
[suspenseful music]
463
00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:21,628
♪
464
00:24:21,661 --> 00:24:26,098
- So this is a message
from Blue.
465
00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:28,901
- Blue? Who's that?
466
00:24:28,935 --> 00:24:30,637
You know who she's
talking about, Hubble?
467
00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:32,539
- Hmm.
468
00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:34,273
- Without getting too graphic,
469
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:37,544
how the hell do you bitches
sleep at night?
470
00:24:37,577 --> 00:24:41,681
- Not on our father's graves.
471
00:24:41,714 --> 00:24:44,150
That is him on that wall,
isn't it?
472
00:24:44,183 --> 00:24:46,018
Behind you?
- Wall of Heroes.
473
00:24:46,052 --> 00:24:49,922
- He was a good cop, McCarthy.
Anyway, that's what I hear.
474
00:24:49,956 --> 00:24:52,058
Cut down in the line of duty.
475
00:24:52,091 --> 00:24:54,093
Mm. Makes you sick, doesn't it?
476
00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:55,895
- He must've been
so proud of you.
477
00:24:55,928 --> 00:24:57,530
- Yeah, I bet he was.
478
00:24:57,564 --> 00:25:01,868
And I bet I know what
he would tell you right now.
479
00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:06,172
He would tell you to stay
off of that wall.
480
00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:08,107
Do what you have to do.
481
00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:11,978
Do whatever you have to do.
482
00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:13,245
But stay off that wall.
483
00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:18,985
♪
484
00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:21,854
- One by one.
485
00:25:21,888 --> 00:25:23,790
Single file.
486
00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:28,127
Mmm. Delicious.
487
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,162
Oh, no.
488
00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:32,765
No fattening up for you.
Go, sit.
489
00:25:36,603 --> 00:25:38,738
Aren't you lucky?
490
00:25:38,771 --> 00:25:44,210
Some of us were born with
refined sugar allergies.
491
00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:47,847
No sprinkles or frosting
on Christmas.
492
00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:54,153
Just hives and running sores.
493
00:25:54,186 --> 00:25:57,156
[dark music]
494
00:25:57,189 --> 00:26:03,129
♪
495
00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:05,031
What's the matter?
496
00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:07,900
- I'm not hungry.
497
00:26:07,934 --> 00:26:09,702
- Perhaps you once
had a piece of cake
498
00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:11,170
that didn't agree with you.
499
00:26:11,203 --> 00:26:18,577
♪
500
00:26:19,812 --> 00:26:21,313
[door locks]
501
00:26:21,347 --> 00:26:24,817
- Go on, eat it.
It's good.
502
00:26:24,851 --> 00:26:29,221
♪
503
00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:32,825
I don't think Happy
and your dad are coming.
504
00:26:32,859 --> 00:26:39,899
♪
505
00:26:47,907 --> 00:26:51,210
[upbeat music]
506
00:26:51,243 --> 00:26:52,411
- Try and lend a helping hand,
507
00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:54,346
the world
wipes its ass with it.
508
00:26:54,380 --> 00:26:56,115
She didn't want my help, nah.
509
00:26:56,148 --> 00:26:58,985
It's half-off sushi Saturday
at a very adequate strip joint
510
00:26:59,018 --> 00:27:00,286
not too far from here.
511
00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:02,288
I can practically
smell the spicy tuna.
512
00:27:02,321 --> 00:27:04,356
- I guess Amanda was pretty
hard on you,
513
00:27:04,390 --> 00:27:07,126
but mommies can
have bad days too.
514
00:27:07,159 --> 00:27:08,427
Anybody can.
515
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:10,663
- [spitting]
What's the matter with you?
516
00:27:10,697 --> 00:27:11,964
- What do you--ah!
517
00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:13,265
- You didn't tell me you shed.
Don't shed!
518
00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:14,701
I don't like animals that shed!
519
00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:17,937
[Muzak "Jingle Bells"]
520
00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:19,839
- Look, I don't blame you
for feeling sad, Nick.
521
00:27:19,872 --> 00:27:23,242
If I were you, I'd want
to just poof! Disappear!
522
00:27:23,275 --> 00:27:24,376
At least for a little while.
523
00:27:24,410 --> 00:27:26,779
- Why not forever?
524
00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:29,315
- Wh-whenever I'm feeling down,
I go back to basics,
525
00:27:29,348 --> 00:27:31,450
I think of ways to help Hailey.
526
00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:33,252
That's why I became an
imaginary friend after all!
527
00:27:33,285 --> 00:27:35,988
You know, the best way to
forget about your own problems
528
00:27:36,022 --> 00:27:38,457
is to do something nice
for someone else.
529
00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:41,460
That's why Christmas
is so awesome-sauce, Nick.
530
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:44,263
Everyone full of holiday spirit
531
00:27:44,296 --> 00:27:46,232
and goodwill toward
their fellow man.
532
00:27:46,265 --> 00:27:48,768
That holly, jolly time of year
533
00:27:48,801 --> 00:27:50,469
when people can pack up
their troubles
534
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:51,871
in an old doggy poop bag,
535
00:27:51,904 --> 00:27:54,106
and really be their
truest self.
536
00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:56,008
- Their true self?
537
00:27:56,042 --> 00:27:57,409
Really?
538
00:27:57,443 --> 00:27:58,410
Is that what you think?
539
00:27:58,444 --> 00:27:59,979
- Well, yeah.
540
00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:03,215
- Yeah, good luck with that.
I'm out of here.
541
00:28:03,249 --> 00:28:05,051
- Not so fast, Nick!
542
00:28:07,286 --> 00:28:10,122
I think someone forgot
his Christmas spirit.
543
00:28:10,156 --> 00:28:11,891
- What have I told you?
544
00:28:11,924 --> 00:28:13,425
- "By failing to prepare,
you are preparing to fail."
545
00:28:13,459 --> 00:28:15,194
- That's right,
and when I coined that phrase,
546
00:28:15,227 --> 00:28:16,996
it changed my life.
- I think it was Benjamin--
547
00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:20,032
- God, what a year
we've had, huh?
548
00:28:20,066 --> 00:28:21,300
So many ups and downs.
549
00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:24,103
- I've never been more in love.
550
00:28:24,136 --> 00:28:27,006
- No peeking.
551
00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:28,775
- Aww, you see, Nick?
552
00:28:28,808 --> 00:28:33,079
You see? The spirit of
Christmas is everywhere!
553
00:28:34,513 --> 00:28:36,182
- Ladies and gentlemen,
we apologize
554
00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:37,984
for any inconvenience.
555
00:28:38,017 --> 00:28:40,887
All Queens-bound trains have
been delayed indefinitely.
556
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,155
- Oh, this city
never disappoints.
557
00:28:43,189 --> 00:28:45,157
- Is a show about to start?
558
00:28:45,191 --> 00:28:47,326
- Oh, yeah. You just watch.
559
00:28:47,359 --> 00:28:50,529
All it takes is a little
inconvenience and...
560
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:52,331
then you start to see them.
561
00:28:52,364 --> 00:28:53,900
- See who?
562
00:28:53,933 --> 00:28:55,802
- Truest selves.
563
00:28:55,835 --> 00:28:57,436
Go on, Tinkerbell. Take a look.
564
00:28:57,469 --> 00:28:59,338
Little lap around.
565
00:28:59,371 --> 00:29:00,840
See how much humanity you find
566
00:29:00,873 --> 00:29:03,142
when the A train
ain't running on time.
567
00:29:04,343 --> 00:29:05,812
- Seriously!
568
00:29:06,512 --> 00:29:08,080
- Come on.
569
00:29:09,281 --> 00:29:12,251
[solemn music]
570
00:29:12,284 --> 00:29:19,491
♪
571
00:29:31,403 --> 00:29:34,173
- What the hell do
I pay taxes for?
572
00:29:34,206 --> 00:29:36,943
Oh, I forgot. It's up to the
ass kickers in this world
573
00:29:36,976 --> 00:29:39,178
to subsidize handouts
for the deadbeats.
574
00:29:39,211 --> 00:29:40,512
- What area code's 602?
575
00:29:40,546 --> 00:29:42,982
- Ugh, new client.
576
00:29:43,015 --> 00:29:46,385
- I didn't ask who it was,
I asked what area code it is.
577
00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:48,020
- You stole it?
578
00:29:48,054 --> 00:29:53,926
- Gee whiz, the old
five finger discount.
579
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,227
Nick!
580
00:29:55,261 --> 00:29:57,296
Uh, what are you doing?
Get off the tracks.
581
00:29:57,329 --> 00:30:01,600
- Mm. Do you smell that?
582
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:05,104
All the Christmas spirit
in the air.
583
00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:07,506
You could practically
choke on it.
584
00:30:07,539 --> 00:30:11,510
You scratch the surface,
and there you have it:
585
00:30:11,543 --> 00:30:14,113
our true selves.
586
00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:18,017
People hiding behind their
bright, colorful wrappings
587
00:30:18,050 --> 00:30:19,585
of bullshit.
588
00:30:19,618 --> 00:30:22,121
Hoping that it'll hide
what they really are
589
00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:25,892
deep down inside
underneath it all.
590
00:30:25,925 --> 00:30:28,227
Empty boxes and broken toys.
591
00:30:28,260 --> 00:30:29,896
- Ladies and gentlemen,
592
00:30:29,929 --> 00:30:31,563
we apologize
for any inconvenience.
593
00:30:31,597 --> 00:30:34,433
The next Queens-bound train
will be arriving
594
00:30:34,466 --> 00:30:36,468
in two minutes.
595
00:30:37,603 --> 00:30:39,906
- Uh, Nick,
the train is coming.
596
00:30:39,939 --> 00:30:41,140
- Yep.
597
00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:43,175
- Yeah, so why don't
you get off the tracks?
598
00:30:43,209 --> 00:30:45,511
- Nope.
599
00:30:45,544 --> 00:30:47,579
I'm gonna teach you a lesson,
600
00:30:47,613 --> 00:30:51,050
my little blue bastard.
601
00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:52,584
Something you're
never gonna forget.
602
00:30:52,618 --> 00:30:54,286
I'm gonna lie down
here on these tracks,
603
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,322
and I'm gonna let that train
run me right over,
604
00:30:56,355 --> 00:31:01,327
and I guarantee you not one SOB
on that whole platform
605
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,561
will lift a finger to help me.
606
00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:04,196
- Nick! No!
607
00:31:04,230 --> 00:31:06,332
- [laughs]
608
00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:11,437
- Help! Help! Help!
609
00:31:11,470 --> 00:31:13,272
- Mom!
610
00:31:13,305 --> 00:31:15,541
- Please! Someone help!
- You drove me to this.
611
00:31:15,574 --> 00:31:17,309
- Your man whore can wait!
612
00:31:17,343 --> 00:31:18,911
- Dump what's left of your
career in a cardboard box.
613
00:31:18,945 --> 00:31:19,946
Merry Christmas!
- Help!
614
00:31:19,979 --> 00:31:22,915
Help, please! Help!
615
00:31:22,949 --> 00:31:24,650
All right, Nick.
Get up, you win!
616
00:31:24,683 --> 00:31:25,952
- How's it looking up there?
617
00:31:25,985 --> 00:31:27,920
- Awful!
You made your point!
618
00:31:27,954 --> 00:31:30,089
- Not quite. Not until I give
these walls a new paint job.
619
00:31:30,122 --> 00:31:32,291
- But, Nick!
What about Hailey?
620
00:31:32,324 --> 00:31:35,227
- Hailey. Hailey.
621
00:31:35,261 --> 00:31:37,429
Don't you try
and put this on me!
622
00:31:37,463 --> 00:31:39,966
You were the one with her
when she was kidnapped!
623
00:31:39,999 --> 00:31:41,533
What have you done?
624
00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:43,235
- I found you.
625
00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:45,104
- Yeah, well.
626
00:31:45,137 --> 00:31:48,040
How's that working out for you?
627
00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:50,977
- You're right, Nick.
628
00:31:51,010 --> 00:31:52,578
This is your kind of world.
629
00:31:52,611 --> 00:31:55,247
Not a world
for soft things like me,
630
00:31:55,281 --> 00:31:56,983
like Hailey.
631
00:31:57,016 --> 00:32:00,319
You've opened my eyes to a lot
of stuff I never wanted to see.
632
00:32:00,352 --> 00:32:02,121
But I won't watch you do this.
633
00:32:02,154 --> 00:32:05,224
If you want me to go, fine.
I'll--I'll disappear.
634
00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:07,393
- Music to my ears.
635
00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:08,527
Bye-bye.
636
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:11,330
- All right, then.
637
00:32:11,363 --> 00:32:13,332
Goodbye, partner.
638
00:32:14,566 --> 00:32:17,936
[clock ticking]
639
00:32:20,206 --> 00:32:23,475
- [straining]
640
00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:26,145
Oh, come on now, really?
641
00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:27,279
[straining]
642
00:32:27,313 --> 00:32:28,580
God, I hate my heart.
643
00:32:36,722 --> 00:32:38,624
- This homeless dude's
having a heart attack!
644
00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:40,559
- Does anyone know CPR?
645
00:32:40,592 --> 00:32:42,594
- Someone call 9-1-1!
646
00:32:45,264 --> 00:32:47,299
- Okay, all right.
647
00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:48,600
[grunts]
648
00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:50,036
I'm fine. I'm fine.
649
00:32:50,069 --> 00:32:51,770
Get your hands off me, Jesus.
650
00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:54,140
- You really should be
in the hospital.
651
00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:56,708
- Aw, shut up.
652
00:32:56,742 --> 00:32:58,744
- We saved him!
It's a Christmas miracle!
653
00:32:58,777 --> 00:33:01,747
[cheers and applause]
654
00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:04,750
["Joy to the World"]
655
00:33:04,783 --> 00:33:12,191
♪
656
00:33:16,662 --> 00:33:16,995
.
657
00:33:17,029 --> 00:33:17,296
- Feel it.
658
00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:20,232
Isabella.
- Si.
659
00:33:20,266 --> 00:33:22,101
- What do you think
we're doing?
660
00:33:22,134 --> 00:33:25,271
- We're making Mikey's favorite
meatballs and sauce,
661
00:33:25,304 --> 00:33:26,772
just like you said.
662
00:33:26,805 --> 00:33:28,407
- No.
663
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,242
You are a mother,
664
00:33:30,276 --> 00:33:34,046
calling for the soul
of your son.
665
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:37,616
And how are you gonna
get him back?
666
00:33:37,649 --> 00:33:40,652
Here! Here! Feel it!
667
00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:42,521
Feel it!
- Okay, okay.
668
00:33:42,554 --> 00:33:46,392
- Feel it!
669
00:33:46,425 --> 00:33:48,794
Bene. Isabella?
- Mm-hmm?
670
00:33:48,827 --> 00:33:52,598
- What's the most important
ingredient in that sauce?
671
00:33:52,631 --> 00:33:55,801
- Oh, garlic.
- No.
672
00:33:55,834 --> 00:33:57,769
A mother's soul.
673
00:33:57,803 --> 00:34:00,206
A mother's love.
674
00:34:00,239 --> 00:34:03,075
Only through a mother's love,
675
00:34:03,109 --> 00:34:05,777
the aroma of this flesh,
676
00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:09,215
can waft to the spirit world
677
00:34:09,248 --> 00:34:12,818
that will free Mikey
of his purgatories.
678
00:34:12,851 --> 00:34:18,490
That, and a few drops
of my menstrual blood.
679
00:34:20,359 --> 00:34:21,493
Oh, yeah.
680
00:34:21,527 --> 00:34:24,863
- Uh... Um...
681
00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:28,400
- [ululating]
682
00:34:28,434 --> 00:34:31,737
[mischievous music]
683
00:34:31,770 --> 00:34:34,440
- I just threw up in my mouth.
684
00:34:34,473 --> 00:34:41,647
♪
685
00:34:50,889 --> 00:34:53,159
[radio chatter]
686
00:34:53,192 --> 00:35:00,166
♪
687
00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:04,136
[radio chatter]
688
00:35:08,340 --> 00:35:10,209
- You told him.
689
00:35:13,712 --> 00:35:18,217
- When I found Sax,
he was already looking for her.
690
00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:21,520
We missed Hailey by minutes.
691
00:35:21,553 --> 00:35:23,389
- He was there?
692
00:35:23,422 --> 00:35:25,724
With you?
693
00:35:25,757 --> 00:35:29,561
- Amanda, you're gonna
have to lay low for a while.
694
00:35:29,595 --> 00:35:30,896
- Excuse me?
695
00:35:30,929 --> 00:35:32,764
- This thing, it's bigger
than I thought.
696
00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:34,266
I'm not sure how deep it goes,
697
00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:37,203
but there are powerful
people involved.
698
00:35:37,236 --> 00:35:40,939
People who will not think twice
about making you disappear.
699
00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:43,209
- Disappear?
700
00:35:43,242 --> 00:35:45,311
Without Hailey,
there is nothing left
701
00:35:45,344 --> 00:35:47,279
of me to disappear.
702
00:35:51,783 --> 00:35:53,785
- It is what it is.
703
00:35:53,819 --> 00:35:56,255
I've already overstepped
by involving you.
704
00:35:56,288 --> 00:35:59,458
- So you're asking me
to do what, exactly?
705
00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:00,926
Sit here quietly,
waiting for a knock
706
00:36:00,959 --> 00:36:02,928
on what's left of my front door
telling me she's dead?
707
00:36:02,961 --> 00:36:05,497
- I know it's not easy,
but seven other sets of parents
708
00:36:05,531 --> 00:36:07,566
are doing that
exact same thing.
709
00:36:09,268 --> 00:36:12,371
Please let me handle it.
710
00:36:17,576 --> 00:36:21,280
- You're not handling anything.
711
00:36:21,313 --> 00:36:22,614
You're afraid.
712
00:36:22,648 --> 00:36:26,685
♪
713
00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:30,289
I threw the wrong person
out of my house.
714
00:36:30,322 --> 00:36:32,591
- Amanda.
715
00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:35,461
[radio chatter]
716
00:36:35,494 --> 00:36:38,464
[solemn music]
717
00:36:38,497 --> 00:36:44,703
♪
718
00:36:45,704 --> 00:36:49,441
- Hey, hey,
come on back, Happy.
719
00:36:49,475 --> 00:36:51,643
Come on, Hap.
720
00:36:54,813 --> 00:36:57,249
All right, all right.
Enough of the drama, come on.
721
00:36:57,283 --> 00:36:59,685
Come on back.
- Bye, guys, see you tomorrow!
722
00:37:03,389 --> 00:37:04,856
- All right, you were right,
all right?
723
00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:06,992
I mean, well, you know,
for the most part.
724
00:37:07,025 --> 00:37:10,729
I mean, not all people are bad,
they're just...
725
00:37:10,762 --> 00:37:13,599
God damned annoying
most of the time.
726
00:37:13,632 --> 00:37:16,568
So come on.
727
00:37:16,602 --> 00:37:18,003
Hap!
728
00:37:18,036 --> 00:37:20,272
Happy!
729
00:37:23,008 --> 00:37:27,679
Ah, shit. I killed my kid's
imaginary friend.
730
00:37:27,713 --> 00:37:31,049
- No "Nutcracker"
for me this year.
731
00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:33,919
Chicken and lamb combo.
Extra onions.
732
00:37:33,952 --> 00:37:36,588
- Need five minutes.
White sauce? Hot sauce?
733
00:37:36,622 --> 00:37:39,391
- Give him both!
It's Christmas!
734
00:37:41,327 --> 00:37:47,766
- ♪ I'll have a blue
Christmas ♪
735
00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:50,802
♪ Without you
736
00:37:50,836 --> 00:37:55,374
♪ I'll be so blue
- Wait a minute.
737
00:37:55,407 --> 00:38:00,946
- ♪ Just thinking about you
- That song.
738
00:38:00,979 --> 00:38:04,316
- [whistling "Blue Christmas"]
739
00:38:04,350 --> 00:38:10,622
♪
740
00:38:10,656 --> 00:38:12,624
- Really into Christmas,
ain't you?
741
00:38:12,658 --> 00:38:14,993
- Happiest time of the year.
742
00:38:15,026 --> 00:38:18,564
- Oh good. You two have met.
743
00:38:18,597 --> 00:38:21,066
We can get right down to
tomorrow night's business.
744
00:38:21,099 --> 00:38:25,504
- [sniffing]
745
00:38:25,537 --> 00:38:27,506
- Yeah, no. I don't think so.
746
00:38:27,539 --> 00:38:28,740
- I beg your pardon?
747
00:38:28,774 --> 00:38:30,509
- I ain't working
with Kris Kringle here.
748
00:38:30,542 --> 00:38:32,778
I mean, as a general guideline,
I prefer to work alone,
749
00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,613
but when an obvious
total psychopath
750
00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:37,983
is involved...no.
751
00:38:40,786 --> 00:38:42,954
[dark music]
752
00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:44,756
- Don't be silly, Nick.
753
00:38:44,790 --> 00:38:48,527
♪
754
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,462
This is one of my best men.
755
00:38:50,496 --> 00:38:53,365
You two are gonna get along
like a pair of tits.
756
00:38:53,399 --> 00:38:56,535
♪
757
00:38:56,568 --> 00:38:59,405
- Non-negotiable.
758
00:38:59,438 --> 00:39:04,443
Well, deck the halls
with boughs of holy shit.
759
00:39:04,476 --> 00:39:06,845
I knew that asshole
looked familiar.
760
00:39:06,878 --> 00:39:09,848
♪
761
00:39:09,881 --> 00:39:13,118
That means...
762
00:39:13,151 --> 00:39:14,453
Blue.
763
00:39:14,486 --> 00:39:17,423
[approaching footsteps]
764
00:39:17,456 --> 00:39:19,525
He's been behind it
the whole time.
765
00:39:19,558 --> 00:39:21,460
♪
766
00:39:21,493 --> 00:39:24,630
Blue!
767
00:39:24,663 --> 00:39:26,565
- Blue?
768
00:39:26,598 --> 00:39:29,601
- Mikey?
769
00:39:29,635 --> 00:39:32,804
[slapping noise]
770
00:39:36,074 --> 00:39:38,677
Shit's just getting weirder
and weirder.
771
00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:40,479
[The Goodies' "Father
Christmas Do Not Touch Me"]
772
00:39:40,512 --> 00:39:42,648
- ♪ Father Christmas,
do not touch ♪
773
00:39:42,681 --> 00:39:46,151
♪ Father Christmas, do not
touch ♪
774
00:39:46,184 --> 00:39:50,121
♪ As she stood beneath
the mistletoe ♪
775
00:39:50,155 --> 00:39:54,493
♪ Father Christmas,
do not ♪
776
00:39:54,526 --> 00:39:58,096
♪ Father Christmas, do not
777
00:39:58,129 --> 00:40:00,532
♪ Father Christmas,
do not ♪
778
00:40:00,582 --> 00:40:05,132
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