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Happily Divorced is shot
before a live audience.
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[knock at door]
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Fran?
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Donna!
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Oh, my God.
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It's been, like, forever.
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Wow, hey, Cesar,
say hello to my friend Donna.
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She used to live
in the house next door.
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Oh, hello.
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Miss Fran said
how nice you were,
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Letting them use your pool
for big parties whenever...
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No, that's not her.
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No, not that neighbor.
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So how have you been?
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- I've been great.
- Oh, good.
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I've been great, we just
moved into the neighborhood.
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- Oh, how great.
- And I saw your shop.
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Ah, frantastic flowers.
Frannie, you did it.
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I know and Donna,
your nose.
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You did it too.
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Both our dreams came true.
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So good to see you.
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So, how's Peter?
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Where is he,
is he out?
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Oh, yeah, he's out.
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So, uh, guess why I'm here.
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I need some flowers
for a christening.
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Oh.
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Meet the newest member
of our family.
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Oh, Donna,
congratulations.
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Oh, she's beautiful.
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She looks just like you...
Did.
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And Donna,
a baby at our age.
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Wow, good for you, girl.
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- Fran!
- What?
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This isn't my daughter.
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This is my granddaughter.
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Ay, little Ilene
got knocked up?
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Little Ilene is 23
and married.
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23?
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How the hell
did that happen?
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It happens.
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[gasp]
Oh, honey.
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These arrangements,
they're so beautiful.
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Yeah.
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So, we're the same age,
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And you're already
a grandmother,
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And I've never even
been a mother.
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Isn't that interesting?
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Well,
you look through there.
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I'm gonna show you
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Some gorgeous roses
that we just got in.
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[inaudible]
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[upbeat pop music]
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??? she was certain that
he was her one and only ???
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??? but their union always
seemed a little forced ???
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??? she got married anyway ???
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??? turns out
that he was gay ???
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??? they're still in love ???
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??? but now she's
happily divorced ???
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
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I cannot believe that
Donna and bill are grandparents.
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I don't have anything.
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I don't...
I don't have kids.
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I don't even have
that dog
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You wouldn't let me buy
from the Beverly center.
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Please, don't start
with the dog again.
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Can't we just go back to,
"you ruined my life
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And stole my youth"?
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I wanted her.
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I would have had
grand-puppies by now.
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Frannie, listen,
big difference
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Between having a baby
and having a dog.
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You cannot tie your child
up to a parking meter
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And go in for a latte.
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You can
if there's no line.
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What?
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Fran,
look at the positives.
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No kids,
no stretch marks.
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Mm, no stretch anything.
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Always a crowd pleaser.
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Fran, we're in a whole
new chapter of our lives.
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What, chapter 11?
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No, the chapter that
all those people with kids
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Can't wait to get to.
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"A", we can go out
whenever we want.
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"B", we can have sex
without the kids walking in.
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Well, there's "A".
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You're not making me
feel better.
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Look, Fran, the having
kids chapter... it's gone.
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We're on
a different path now.
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We can't go back.
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We both have to just embrace
the future and move on.
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You know what
I would like to embrace?
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A Lhasa Apso.
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- Fran.
- Peter.
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- Fran.
- Peter?
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- Karen, hey.
- Hi, Karen.
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Hey, how are you?
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Judi, this is Karen.
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She's from
my realty office.
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She's my work-wife.
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I fell in love
with this guy
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When I saw that photo
on his desk of him
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In his little fireman
costume from Halloween.
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When he was five
or the one he took last year?
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Hey, where's Douggie?
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Oh, we broke up.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Oh, I know what you need.
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You need a drink
at Friday's by the airport.
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That's where the office
goes to get crazy.
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[laughs]
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I know.
I married him.
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Listen, Frannie,
are you sure you're okay
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With this whole baby thing?
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Eh, I made peace with it.
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Peter's right,
just move on.
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No babies for me.
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You know what,
Frannie,
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This could be a blessing.
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You know, having kids
can be a big mistake.
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That's a direct quote
from my mother.
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Hey, guys.
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- Hi, sweetie.
- Oh, hey, Petey.
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Okay, your man is here.
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I am going
back to the bar.
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- I need to do something.
- What?
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The bartender.
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- Hey, doll.
- Hey, honey, how you doing?
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Well, looks like
you're feeling better.
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Yeah, I am, thank you.
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You have a good time
with Karen?
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Oh, we always
have a good time.
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But, you know,
since she broke up with Doug,
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It's... Uh, it's weird,
you know?
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We ended up having the same
conversation you and I had.
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- Really?
- Yeah, you know,
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She's not getting any younger
and she's starting
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To wonder if maybe
the whole baby chapter
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Passed her by.
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Well, I'm sure you said
the perfect thing to her,
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Just like you did to me.
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Well, not exactly.
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Oh, what'd you say?
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I said that I would
be her sperm donor.
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What?
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Well, you of all people
should understand
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What's she going through.
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So you mean
you're gonna give Karen,
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Your work-wife,
a baby?
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Yeah.
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Isn't that interesting?
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So you're gonna
give your sperm
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To another woman?
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Yes.
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Well,
that's impossible.
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Why?
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Because
when you wake up tomorrow,
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The thing that
the sperm comes out of
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Is gonna be missing.
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I understand
that you're angry.
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Oh, you think?
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You're the one that said,
"we can't go back.
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We have to move on
to a new chapter."
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Well, I'm moving on
to the next chapter.
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What the hell
are you going back for?
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Because I didn't
think I could.
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Well, now I can.
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- No, you can't.
- Well, I want to.
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Well, too bad.
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Hey, you're the one
who said
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I would make
such a great father.
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Look, I also said
you'd make a great husband.
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I'm no genius.
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Shouldn't one of us, at least,
get to have this chapter?
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- No.
- And that's fair?
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Yes.
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I don't care.
I'm doing it.
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At least a part of me
gets to live on.
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Oh, and the rest of you
gets to live with me?
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Whoo-hoo!
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Well, thanks a lot.
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I really thought
you'd be more supportive.
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You know, we all thought
a lot of things, Peter.
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I thought
that if you were ever
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Going to have a baby,
it would be with another man.
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But a woman?
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It's unnatural.
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It's...
it's sick.
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It's just... Sick.
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I can't believe Peter
is doing this to me.
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I just feel so empty
and hopeless and alone.
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You have every right
to feel that way, darling.
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Good to see you.
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Ma, I'm in turmoil here.
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Why are you rushing me?
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Dori,
are we doing this or not?
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Oh, you're here.
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I don't know how long
these pills are gonna last.
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I got them online
from Mexico.
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It's the middle of the day.
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Not when you eat
dinner at 3:00.
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So, uh,
what's going on?
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Quickly.
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Her husband is having a baby
with another woman.
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He changed back?
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You can do that?
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No, he's just
donating his sperm to her.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Get rid of her.
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I just don't get it.
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I mean, I'm married to him
for 18 years,
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She has the baby.
I don't even get a puppy.
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Oy, again with the dog.
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Well, it's not fair.
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Sweetheart,
if life were fair,
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Your father would be
Ricardo Montalban.
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Sweetheart,
you could have had a baby,
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But you made choices
that didn't allow that...
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Like marrying a gay man.
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He wasn't gay
when I met him, ma.
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He only turned to men
after 18 years
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Of marriage to me,
because...
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Well, I don't like
where this is going.
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You should be happy
it's not you.
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You know how much work it is
to be a single mother?
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Getting up every four hours
for a feeding,
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Or in your case,
every half hour.
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Changing diapers
five times a night,
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Or in your case, ten.
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I get it, ma, I ate a lot
and I pooped a lot.
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And what about men?
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I mean, how much are you
gonna have sex
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With a kid in the house?
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By kicking the kid out.
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Maybe you're right.
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I mean, it is gonna be
very hard on her.
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Maybe someone
should tell her that.
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You think?
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I think that anybody
who tells her
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Would be doing her
a big favor.
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They would.
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Listen, sweetheart,
you just think about it.
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You take as much time
as you want.
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Just let yourself out,
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And I'll check on daddy.
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Fran, this is so nice.
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We should get to know
each other better
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Now that Peter and I
are entering
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Into a long-term commitment.
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Yeah, and with no sex.
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We have a lot in common.
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So, Karen, you know,
I gotta say,
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I'm really in awe of you.
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I mean, a lot of women
would be afraid
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To raise a child
without a partner.
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Because of the feedings
every four hours
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And the sleepless nights.
260
00:11:19,914 --> 00:11:22,315
Well, it is
a little overwhelming.
261
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:25,084
Right?
262
00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:28,896
But I feel in my heart it's
just something I have to do.
263
00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:31,624
Right.
264
00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:34,694
I know it would be easier
to do this with another person.
265
00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:39,099
But ten years with Doug...
He had no idea what he wanted.
266
00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:42,003
I feel like
I practically wasted my youth.
267
00:11:42,037 --> 00:11:44,573
Wow, this is getting freaky.
268
00:11:50,714 --> 00:11:53,016
Maybe things would have
worked out between us
269
00:11:53,017 --> 00:11:54,684
If he was as sensitive
to my needs
270
00:11:54,685 --> 00:11:56,186
As Peter is to yours.
271
00:11:56,220 --> 00:11:57,820
You know, Peter said no
to me at first
272
00:11:57,821 --> 00:12:00,094
- When I asked him.
- He did?
273
00:12:00,124 --> 00:12:01,658
Because he knew
what you were going through
274
00:12:01,659 --> 00:12:03,226
And he didn't want
to upset you.
275
00:12:03,260 --> 00:12:05,495
You, of all people,
who have been nothing
276
00:12:05,496 --> 00:12:08,098
But loving
and supportive to him,
277
00:12:08,099 --> 00:12:10,199
Especially when he came out.
278
00:12:10,234 --> 00:12:13,436
Yeah, well, he don't
have the best memory.
279
00:12:15,105 --> 00:12:17,506
But I knew,
when he told you
280
00:12:17,507 --> 00:12:20,042
That he had the chance
to be a father,
281
00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:22,110
No woman who loved him
as much as you do
282
00:12:22,111 --> 00:12:25,180
Could ever deny him that.
283
00:12:25,181 --> 00:12:28,883
No, no woman would.
284
00:12:28,917 --> 00:12:30,684
And how lucky
is this kid gonna be
285
00:12:30,685 --> 00:12:32,960
To have someone
like Peter in his life?
286
00:12:32,988 --> 00:12:36,339
Oh, so lucky.
287
00:12:36,358 --> 00:12:38,426
I'm so glad
we could do this.
288
00:12:38,427 --> 00:12:40,802
Thank you so much
for inviting me over.
289
00:12:40,829 --> 00:12:44,364
Thank you for having a baby
with my husband.
290
00:12:49,133 --> 00:12:50,572
Ah.
291
00:12:50,573 --> 00:12:52,139
Hi, there,
I'm Peter Lovett.
292
00:12:52,140 --> 00:12:55,109
I'm here to leave
a [whispers] sample.
293
00:12:55,143 --> 00:12:58,319
Okay, when was
the last time you had sex?
294
00:12:58,347 --> 00:13:00,449
With or without a person?
295
00:13:00,450 --> 00:13:01,917
[laughs]
296
00:13:03,988 --> 00:13:06,577
As long as it wasn't
in the last 48 hours.
297
00:13:06,591 --> 00:13:08,559
- Uh, no.
- Okay, well,
298
00:13:08,593 --> 00:13:10,560
I'll call you when
there's a room available.
299
00:13:10,561 --> 00:13:11,962
Have a seat and relax.
300
00:13:11,996 --> 00:13:13,397
Oh, don't you worry
about me.
301
00:13:13,398 --> 00:13:15,065
I'm perfectly relaxed.
302
00:13:15,066 --> 00:13:17,588
- Peter.
- Do you have a Xanax?
303
00:13:20,605 --> 00:13:22,218
Fran,
what are you doing here?
304
00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:23,641
I wanted to talk to you.
305
00:13:23,675 --> 00:13:25,943
Fran,
not changing my mind.
306
00:13:25,944 --> 00:13:29,647
That's okay, because
I just wanted to apologize.
307
00:13:29,681 --> 00:13:32,383
I'm so sorry
that I tried to deny you
308
00:13:32,384 --> 00:13:34,564
The chance to be a father.
309
00:13:34,587 --> 00:13:36,691
- But?
- No buts.
310
00:13:36,722 --> 00:13:38,723
Oh, well, thank you.
311
00:13:38,724 --> 00:13:40,158
Apology accepted.
312
00:13:40,193 --> 00:13:43,261
- But...
- and there it is.
313
00:13:43,262 --> 00:13:46,331
I was just hurt
and jealous because
314
00:13:46,332 --> 00:13:49,034
I always thought that
if there was going to be
315
00:13:49,035 --> 00:13:51,247
A little Peter,
it would have been ours.
316
00:13:51,270 --> 00:13:53,772
But then
you found someone else
317
00:13:53,773 --> 00:13:56,575
To hold your little Peter.
318
00:13:59,446 --> 00:14:04,550
Caress it, kiss it,
and watch it grow.
319
00:14:12,258 --> 00:14:14,726
Peter, I think that you are
going to make
320
00:14:14,727 --> 00:14:16,896
A wonderful father,
321
00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:21,167
And I want you
to have that chapter.
322
00:14:21,168 --> 00:14:23,503
- I love you, sweetie.
- I love you.
323
00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:27,675
Excuse me,
are you his recipient?
324
00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:31,413
Well, I was for 18 years.
325
00:14:31,447 --> 00:14:34,983
But now he's going
in another direction.
326
00:14:34,984 --> 00:14:36,918
The recipient
is Karen Jameson.
327
00:14:36,953 --> 00:14:38,720
I'm the ex-wife.
328
00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:42,323
I'm just here
to lend a helping hand.
329
00:14:42,357 --> 00:14:45,292
Uh, listen,
I know that sounds weird,
330
00:14:45,293 --> 00:14:46,893
But if you knew
anything about us,
331
00:14:46,894 --> 00:14:48,195
- It's so biggie.
- No.
332
00:14:48,196 --> 00:14:50,263
- Not that it's a smally.
- No.
333
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,165
It's sort of
a middle of the roady.
334
00:14:52,166 --> 00:14:54,701
It's nice.
335
00:14:54,736 --> 00:14:56,403
Just sign the release.
336
00:14:56,404 --> 00:14:57,671
Release?
337
00:14:57,672 --> 00:14:59,773
[laughs]
That's funny.
338
00:15:01,175 --> 00:15:02,275
[knocks at door]
339
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:03,710
Mr. Lovett?
340
00:15:03,745 --> 00:15:06,213
It's been 45 minutes.
341
00:15:07,883 --> 00:15:10,251
Is everything
all right in there?
342
00:15:19,061 --> 00:15:24,298
Uh, I think I will
take one of those visual aids.
343
00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:26,934
I checked the drawer,
but do you have anything
344
00:15:26,935 --> 00:15:28,903
With same-sex couples?
345
00:15:28,937 --> 00:15:31,171
Oh, something
with two women?
346
00:15:31,206 --> 00:15:34,575
Yes, but with two men
and no women.
347
00:15:34,609 --> 00:15:36,209
There's three
on the bottom.
348
00:15:36,244 --> 00:15:38,545
Okay, um...
349
00:15:38,580 --> 00:15:41,314
Is that the location
or the name of the film?
350
00:15:50,490 --> 00:15:54,160
Sweetie, do you want me
to Google Hugh Jackman for you?
351
00:15:56,463 --> 00:15:57,997
No.
352
00:15:57,998 --> 00:16:00,499
Well, uh, you want me
to come in and help you?
353
00:16:02,369 --> 00:16:03,735
No!
354
00:16:03,736 --> 00:16:04,936
Well, what can I do?
355
00:16:04,937 --> 00:16:08,807
[deep voice]
Do you me to talk like this?
356
00:16:08,808 --> 00:16:11,309
Don't talk in any way.
357
00:16:13,179 --> 00:16:15,681
So these are
all our donor BIOS
358
00:16:15,682 --> 00:16:19,018
With photos, stats,
and medical history.
359
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,953
Mm, that one's cute.
360
00:16:20,954 --> 00:16:22,388
Is he available?
361
00:16:22,389 --> 00:16:23,957
Are you looking
to have a baby?
362
00:16:23,991 --> 00:16:26,293
No, just dinner
and a movie.
363
00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:29,864
Next.
364
00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:33,301
Yay, you did it!
365
00:16:33,302 --> 00:16:35,436
Wait, did you purell?
366
00:16:38,174 --> 00:16:39,541
Honey, who are you
talking to?
367
00:16:39,575 --> 00:16:42,110
Oh.
[both laughing]
368
00:16:42,111 --> 00:16:44,247
??? so you're gonna be
a daddy ???
369
00:16:44,248 --> 00:16:46,449
I know, me.
370
00:16:46,450 --> 00:16:47,717
But, I'm not gonna
be like my dad.
371
00:16:47,752 --> 00:16:49,219
- No.
- No, I am going to be there.
372
00:16:49,253 --> 00:16:50,987
I'm gonna take him
to baseball games
373
00:16:50,988 --> 00:16:54,425
And football games...
hockey games.
374
00:16:54,426 --> 00:16:58,162
He is going
to teach me so much.
375
00:16:58,196 --> 00:16:59,529
Hi, Peter.
376
00:16:59,564 --> 00:17:00,997
- Karen.
- I need to talk to you.
377
00:17:00,998 --> 00:17:04,334
Hey, good news.
I got her done.
378
00:17:04,368 --> 00:17:05,702
Oh, God.
379
00:17:05,703 --> 00:17:06,936
I hope you're not
gonna be mad,
380
00:17:06,937 --> 00:17:08,771
But I can't
go through with this.
381
00:17:08,806 --> 00:17:10,973
- What?
- Why?
382
00:17:11,008 --> 00:17:12,542
Well, I called Doug
to talk,
383
00:17:12,543 --> 00:17:14,043
And one thing lead
to another
384
00:17:14,044 --> 00:17:15,678
And we've decided
to give it another shot
385
00:17:15,679 --> 00:17:17,212
And see how it goes.
386
00:17:17,213 --> 00:17:20,682
Don't hate me.
387
00:17:20,683 --> 00:17:24,318
How could I hate
my work-wife?
388
00:17:24,319 --> 00:17:26,854
Are you really
disappointed?
389
00:17:26,855 --> 00:17:28,789
Oh, a little.
390
00:17:28,824 --> 00:17:31,191
But I'm really happy
for you and Doug.
391
00:17:31,226 --> 00:17:32,694
You're so sweet.
392
00:17:32,728 --> 00:17:33,861
Aww.
393
00:17:33,896 --> 00:17:36,264
And Fran, thank you.
394
00:17:36,265 --> 00:17:38,433
If you hadn't talked to me
about how much work
395
00:17:38,468 --> 00:17:40,168
It was gonna be
to raise a baby by myself...
396
00:17:40,203 --> 00:17:42,505
Um, you know what,
I'll walk you downstairs
397
00:17:42,506 --> 00:17:43,973
And then
I'll just keep going.
398
00:17:43,974 --> 00:17:46,008
Fran.
399
00:17:46,009 --> 00:17:49,212
Yeah, what's up?
400
00:17:49,246 --> 00:17:51,248
Are you mad at me?
401
00:17:51,249 --> 00:17:52,582
I really meant well.
402
00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:54,050
I mean,
maybe not at first,
403
00:17:54,051 --> 00:17:57,753
But then in the end.
404
00:17:57,754 --> 00:17:59,621
No, I'm not mad.
405
00:17:59,622 --> 00:18:01,323
I really want you
to be happy.
406
00:18:01,357 --> 00:18:02,891
I want you
to be happy.
407
00:18:02,892 --> 00:18:05,160
But I can't be happy
if you're not happy.
408
00:18:05,161 --> 00:18:08,063
Believe me.
409
00:18:08,098 --> 00:18:10,365
No, I just thought
it would be nice
410
00:18:10,366 --> 00:18:13,502
To hear the pitter-pat
of little feet around the house.
411
00:18:13,536 --> 00:18:16,605
I know,
I know, sweetie.
412
00:18:16,606 --> 00:18:21,076
But maybe we could
still make that happen.
413
00:18:21,077 --> 00:18:22,477
What are you saying?
414
00:18:22,512 --> 00:18:25,546
We're three blocks from
the Sherman oaks galleria.
415
00:18:25,547 --> 00:18:29,483
Let's go get a labradoodle.
416
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:31,385
No.
417
00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:32,820
Peter, I'm not
getting any younger.
418
00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:33,921
No.
419
00:18:33,922 --> 00:18:37,059
I want to have a puppy.
420
00:18:42,473 --> 00:18:43,840
Hi, sweetie.
421
00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:45,675
Hey, Fran.
Where's the dog?
422
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:47,243
Oh, look how
excited you are.
423
00:18:47,244 --> 00:18:48,845
See, I knew I was right.
424
00:18:48,879 --> 00:18:50,180
You were right,
you were right.
425
00:18:50,181 --> 00:18:51,648
Now I can finally
go to the dog park,
426
00:18:51,649 --> 00:18:54,018
Cruise guys,
and actually have a dog.
427
00:18:54,052 --> 00:18:55,286
Yay!
428
00:18:55,287 --> 00:18:57,322
- So where's my big fella?
- Right here.
429
00:18:57,323 --> 00:18:58,690
- Where?
- There.
430
00:18:58,691 --> 00:19:01,660
- Where?
- In the chair.
431
00:19:04,698 --> 00:19:07,633
I'm sorry, sweetie,
I know she's not exactly
432
00:19:07,634 --> 00:19:09,301
What you were expecting.
433
00:19:09,336 --> 00:19:12,471
I don't want that.
434
00:19:12,505 --> 00:19:14,239
What am I gonna
do with that?
435
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,641
What am I gonna
do with this?
436
00:19:19,011 --> 00:19:21,646
Hold her.
You'll bond with her.
437
00:19:21,647 --> 00:19:24,249
Here, go to daddy.
438
00:19:27,653 --> 00:19:30,554
Exactly how gay
do you want me to look?
439
00:19:30,589 --> 00:19:33,557
Smell her paws.
They smell like Doritos.
440
00:19:33,592 --> 00:19:37,328
Oh, come on, Fran,
I wanted a big, butchy dog.
441
00:19:37,363 --> 00:19:40,098
Oh, sweetie,
we're doing the right thing.
442
00:19:40,099 --> 00:19:42,400
Nobody wants
the older dogs.
443
00:19:42,401 --> 00:19:45,637
They just sit in the cages,
day after day,
444
00:19:45,638 --> 00:19:49,974
Getting older and older
with their best friend judi.
445
00:19:51,343 --> 00:19:52,743
All right, all right.
446
00:19:52,744 --> 00:19:54,144
I just don't think
the collar I got
447
00:19:54,145 --> 00:19:55,445
Is gonna fit this dog.
448
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:56,813
Well, that's okay,
449
00:19:56,814 --> 00:19:58,915
Because she's not much
of a Walker.
450
00:19:58,916 --> 00:20:02,285
She has an arthritic hip.
451
00:20:02,286 --> 00:20:04,720
Well, how does she
even get around?
452
00:20:07,991 --> 00:20:11,060
Oh, you are kidding me.
453
00:20:11,061 --> 00:20:12,796
Come to mama.
454
00:20:12,797 --> 00:20:15,031
Who loves her daughter?
455
00:20:15,066 --> 00:20:16,366
Who loves her daughter?
456
00:20:16,367 --> 00:20:17,901
Okay, so we are now
the proud owners
457
00:20:17,902 --> 00:20:20,036
Of an arthritic,
geriatric rat.
458
00:20:20,071 --> 00:20:22,105
Shh.
459
00:20:22,106 --> 00:20:24,674
She still has one good ear.
460
00:20:24,675 --> 00:20:29,424
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